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Mother, I'll burn you paper money, rest in peace.

Almost time to throw things down.

He's done it 3 nights this week.

Whoever runs away first pays double.

Enough.

One who runs away first pays double.

Those people are inconsiderate.

Why throw things out from a height?

Aren't we wasting time

to wait for them to throw things?

Xiao Long, tonight's the first week since madam's death.

Burn some incense for her.

There's no elevator tonight.

It's exhausting to climb up the stairs.

What are you doing here?

There's hardly any space to walk here.

She's putting up a show.

What use is all this ritual if you were unfilial?

Right, if she were truly filial

she shouldn't ask old people to run errands at night.

They might die and nobody would know.

Madam Zhang, who are you referring to?

Mr. Li.

If I did anything to offend you

while you were alive

I hope you would show mercy

and forgive us.

Open the door, quick.

Sister, open up, I have to get something.

Mom, sister didn't open the door again.

Open up, you want to die?

You've locked yourself up

this week and also the last.

My sister is lovelorn again.

I hear something.

It's getting nearer.

I can't stand it any longer.

You must, don't let that old guy laugh at you.

Who are you calling old guy?

You lazy bones.

The housing department will soon come for a check.

Throw it over there this time.

Mr. Hu.

Where's Ah Lu?

Over there.

Add more men? Wouldn't that cost money?

Let me think about it.

But the few of us...

Mr. Lu, could you lend me some money?

Go to hell.

Mr. Lu.

Bastard.

Ah Jiang, give this letter to my husband.

I want to part with him.

Madam.

Brother Jiang.

The novelty shop in the mall closes at ten.

They usually deposit the money in the bank the next day.

Let's go and steal it tomorrow night.

No, the florist next door is better.

Why?

The girl there has a big bosom.

Rape her.

You are so useless.

Let's do it tomorrow night.

Then we rape her afterwards.

After the heist you'll have money.

Then you could get a hooker.

Come on, have some principles in life, okay?

We'll rape her after we've had fun with the hooker.

What's up?

Last week an old woman died here.

This week would there be...

You chicken.

We're upright. What have we to fear?

Come on.

Check the tenth floor.

Crush me, come on.

You are being lazy again.

Why are you lying there?

My wife has left me for someone else.

Get up... don't block the way.

Let me die.

Then go smash your brains against the wall.

Are you nuts? You'd take my chance to die?

There's no prize for it.

Who has thrown the fridge down?

Captain, Xiao Long has disappeared.

Don't panic.

He might be out playing and would return soon.

No, he's disappeared for an hour.

I even picked up his watch in the elevator.

Watch?

Must have bumped into a sex maniac.

Are you nuts?

He is a boy, why would a sex maniac want him?

Sodomy.

You want to die?

Get lost with your bullshit.

If not sodomy, then the reason must be ransom.

Shut your mouth.

I'll kill you.

Alright... let me.

You bastard, what are you talking about?

Sleep here a while.

Mr. Li, let's go upstairs and call the police.

Okay.

Captain, please.

Don't fret, the police has been notified.

They'll find your son in no time.

His dad is a humble chef

with a meagre salary.

He isn't rich, so why kidnap Xiao Long?

Mr. Li, what's the matter?

My mother was here.

You must be kidding.

Look, the chicken leg is gone.

My mother must have eaten it.

Are you so sure?

She used to love it when alive

and have it sitting in this chair like you.

Could she have returned to look for me?

Don't be like this.

Cool it, I'll get you some water.

Your mother hiding there to have a drumstick.

What is it?

Mom.

Xiao Long?

It's late, where are you going?

Pung.

I will forget Johnny from this minute.

God, give me a new start.

Alright, I promise you.

Didn't I promise you? Speak.

Okay. Speak.

Again.

It's twelve.

Have a sip, No? Forget it then.

Stay calm, it's not your first time.

What?

It's my duty to execute justice for the heavens.

Right?

If I don't do it, who would?

Don't worry for me.

It's time.

Sorry.

Next time if your son wants to have a chicken leg

tell him not to eat in shady areas.

He'll scare people to death.

Sure. Sorry, thank you, captain.

Take care.

Tonight let's take Xiao Long

to the hotel.

Pack up. I'll call and book a room.

Could you tell me the telephone number

for Good View Hotel?

Xiao Long.

What hotel?

What is it?

Xiao Long has disappeared again.

Xiao Long.

Wait here, I'll go and look.

I'll go with you.

Stay home.

Hello?

Has Xiao Long returned?

No.

I'll return at once with captain Lu.

Mom.

Xiao Long.

Mom.

Want to get away?

You are a beast, you killed me.

I'll kill you.

You can't escape.

Xiao Long.

What are you doing here?

He's possessed.

Wife.

Husband.

What's the matter?

Xiao Long is possessed.

Who was that just now?

He got rid of Xiao Long with a loud speaker.

What's going on?

It's your mom...

If she doesn't die even when applied a high voltage

then cockroach will rule the world.

You like to scare people.

It's wrong, did you know that?

Yes.

Then call home

and say sorry.

Really?

Yes.

Hello?

I'm your mother...

They all ran off scared.

Your voice is too sickening.

Must you sound

so spooky?

Never mind, I'm a ghost anyway.

So what's the big deal? Must you be so arrogant?

I'm not. They killed me

and I want revenge today.

Let's speak over there.

Cool.

Mom.

Grandma.

Did I offend you?

You want to compete with me to die first?

Who is it?

Security Captain?

Yes.

I am Leo.

Leo.

Your hands have electricity.

Are you frightened?

You aren't frightened?

Frightened?

That ghost should have left the kid

but is still in this building.

Right.

Captain.

Is there a 7-11 around here?

Little seven?

7-11.

7-11? Yes...

Get a bottle of conditioner on the way back.

What for?

Your hair is in bad condition.

It's time to nourish it.

What are you talking about?

Ghosts detest seeing someone all spruced up

so adding highlights to your hair

is a good reason for doing so.

Give me 500 dollars.

Here you go...

Thanks.

What's the money for? For the ghost?

No, I have no money for a taxi.

You are not making sense, are you nuts?

Yes, he's mentally handicapped.

This bastard sneaks away every time I sleep.

Bring him back, go...

I'm not going back...

We get on well.

Let's chat back at the mental institute.

Come on.

No, let me go.

Is there someone this brave nowadays?

Do you know where he lives?

Zhong Guang mental hospital.

I'll look for him after work.

Ah Qun, even if you lose Johnny

you needn't look for a nutcase.

He's no nutcase.

He's in fact a visionary.

Living in a mental hospital.

You think I don't know?

"Zhong Guang Mental Hospital"

Who are you looking for?

Visiting hours are over.

Robbery.

What's the matter?

Besides his passion for the arts

Vincent Van Gogh was a religious fanatic.

He would rather go hungry

than to part his money with all.

Einstein's theory on relativity influenced

many of our successful scientific theories.

Such as F equals ma, are not correct.

Steven Spielberg called me last evening asking

how should the Jurassic Park sequel be filmed.

Looking for me?

Yes.

Let me ask you,

do you believe in flying saucers?

Or the Lochnese monster?

I do.

We can talk then, I am Leo.

Ah Qun.

Yesterday you were quite...

Bold.

How come you've been locked up here?

That's because I fear nothing

and precisely the reason why people think I'm nuts.

I lost something.

What?

Something important.

How come you fear nothing?

Are you afraid?

It's a fake.

Are you afraid if it's real?

That's right.

You're afraid because you don't believe the gun is real.

Anything could happen in this world.

Why? Because you have no imagination.

Einstein once said

imagination is more important than knowledge.

Imagination can make the impossible possible.

Are you afraid?

Alright, I tell you.

I saw a flying saucer when I was a kid.

That is what people call a UFO now.

UFO, do you understand?

When I was four I saw

the Lochnese monster

and I chatted with

the yeti of the Himalayas.

Moreover, I have been playing

roller coaster every morning since a kid.

And then I play with pirate ships in the afternoon.

I've even played both in the morning and afternoon.

Then played pirate ships again in the evening.

Let me tell you this.

I always say to young people

don't try to accomplish everything in the short term.

My success is the result

of many trials.

I have seen terrible things,

even the weirdest things.

What could be frightening to me?

Then, is our house really haunted?

Yes, I knew it already.

How?

Lily told me.

Who's she?

This pot of flowers.

It's shocking.

There's an even more shocking matter

which will happen in your house.

I'll get it resolved right now.

He's asleep, don't awaken him.

Are you done?

Not yet.

Do you two understand what I am talking about?

I need more men, but I don't understand

why Mr. Wu has sent you both.

I don't speak Fukienese.

You two don't understand Mandarin.

There's no communication at all.

It's your first night at work tonight.

Go and take the rounds,

from upstairs to downstairs.

we'll meet in the office in an hour.

What did he say?

Did he tell us we can get off work now?

Can we go home now?

Yes, one hour.

Great.

We're off.

You two could finally follow what I am saying, go on.

OK.

Great, getting off work so early.

I might bump into a ghost anytime, damn.

Anyone coming up to accompany me down? Tieh Dan.

It's late, why are you so loud?

Sorry, may I use your phone?

Damn you, use the one in your office.

Ghosts, excuse me, I am just passing through.

Captain Lu, help me.

Madam Li, I am not responsible for your death.

Don't harm me.

I only want your help.

How could I help you?

Since you are willing, I'll come out and talk to you.

Please, don't.

Just stay on one side and talk to me.

Alright then, first of all lend me forty dollars.

What do you want that for?

I need dope.

You need dope?

Ah Ming.

Captain Lu.

Damn kid, you want to steal again?

I'll kill you.

I haven't stolen.

Damn it.

Captain Lu, help me.

Still have one. Why are you not going?

Damn, are you going or not?

How come it fell off so easily?

Not your fault, don't be afraid.

A ghost!

I haven't done anything wrong, don't hurt me.

I have only been a peeping tom a few times.

Captain Lu, if I want to hurt you

I would have done so last night when

I was seeking revenge on my son and his wife.

You came looking for revenge?

They killed me

and are sure to suffer for it.

Please re-connect my head.

I'll tell you the whole story.

Reconnect your head to your body?

Thanks for the trouble.

You're welcome...

Sorry, I didn't mean to poke at your nostrils.

So, tell me the whole thing.

I'll report it to the police and avenge you.

Thanks, captain Lu.

Why are you standing here?

Just helping to reconnect your mother's head.

You want to call the police?

Stop drinking.

I've arranged a date for you.

Be careful.

Come... go to the washroom quickly.

You're my good brother.

How come she ain't here yet?

I'll call her.

We're rich this time.

Take care of it for me.

Captain.

I'll kill you, don't run.

Why did you hack him?

You bitch, why have you snatched my money?

Did you think I wouldn't recognise you?

Don't run.

Don't run.

Don't fight with me over a girl.

Wait for me.

What's wrong with you, woman?

I told you not to run.

If you keep that up

I'll leap on you.

I'll pay you for the whole service, come on.

Quick... Iook...

What do you want now?

Where's your head?

Turn back.

Impossible.

what's the matter?

Lost your money, right?

Yes...

Damn you.

Yes, I am a dead man's skull.

Ghost!

Help, someone stabbed me upstairs.

Don't go up.

No way out, I'm dead.

Damn, go to the middle floor.

You're bleeding, I'll take you to the hospital.

Captain, thanks, I'm very grateful.

It's okay, anyone would do it.

A kind deed is for oneself too.

Captain, you're using me as a shield.

Please put me down.

No, you've been hurt badly.

I'll take you to the hospital.

Thanks...who can take me to the hospital?

Don't...

Jump.

Go on.

Don't.

Jump, do you hear?

You killed your mother and want to kill us too.

Jump.

Shut up, let's do it.

No, killing your mother is no big deal.

If you want to, you could kill mine too.

I am not as despicable as you.

Actually I didn't mean to kill my mother.

She was quarreling with Ah Yun the other day

and I was about to separate them

but accidentally pushed her onto the freezer.

I didn't kill my mother on purpose.

Jump.

Go on.

What's happening here?

Don't move.

It's not him, it should be those two with the knives.

Sorry.

Don't move.

Husband.

Oh, honey!

You... killed my husband.

I told him not to move, everyone heard that.

It's not my fault.

It's not your fault?

I'll die with him, and you'll pay in blood.

You needn't get dressed in red.

Do you want to end up as a poltergeist?

Alright, wait.

There's no alternative, die now.

Could I buy you a drink?

An eye for an eye, I'll shoot her.

I'll become a poltergeist and kill you all.

Could I compensate you with money?

How much?

Depending on whatever is agreeable to you.

Got her.

She couldn't die just like this.

I can't let her die like this.

You can't die like this, wake up.

Everyone knows she is dead.

Save your effort

and help me.

He's dying, quick.

Wake up.

Would he kill us all too?

Call the police.

Please, wake up.

Are you done?

Could she resurrect after that beating?

Why did you save me?

We could talk this through.

You needn't come back to haunt us.

My husband is dead.

Look what I've become, I'll die with him.

Let's see how you can save me!

Get a pack of ice from 7-11.

What for?

Just go quickly.

Do we need transportation?

Luckily she didn't shoot the head.

Could she be saved?

Don't know, give her a blood transfusion first.

There's no blood here.

There's blood all over his face.

Carry him here.

You're nuts.

Please... come and help...

Kid, what do you want?

Don't move.

What's your blood type?

AB.

AB?

She belongs to the B type, why didn't you say so?

Blood transfusion is only possible between same type.

Do you have any medical knowledge?

Here's the ice.

Put it on the wound.

Please leave some for me.

I have bled a lot too.

Give me a hand.

Grab her hand.

You two come here.

Where are you going?

Please do a good deed and kill me.

I don't want to suffer any more.

Why did you save me?

I now know what it means to live a living death.

You might hit her head with the gun.

You might have another way.

Those I've killed could never be saved.

The night when the soul returns will be a bloody night.

Many a life will be destroyed.

Call the police if there's any problem.

I know.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Why did the Lis jump to their death?

That's the point.

It's okay, go back to sleep.

What about the kid?

You bastards.

One going to find prostitute while at work.

Another one pimping a whore for the other.

You two are even worse, stealing things.

Do you know what would happen if you're caught?

And there's the incident of the ghost in the building.

Mr. Wu said not to leak it out.

Are you clear?

Master, what's to be done now?

I have sent the old lady's soul

back to hell.

How?

Didn't you hear me flushing?

At my age I little expected

to have a relation with an 80 year old hag.

C'mon, treat it as a relief.

Stop your bullshit.

She made my private part swollen.

I feel numb.

Really numb.

He's pissing.

See, I don't even realise that, I'm certainly dead.

What's to be done?

Don't panic, I think we are all hungry.

Let's eat first.

What would you like?

Fruits.

Ah Jiang, get him some fruits.

What kind?

Steamed orange with black salted beans.

And Green chilli and tofu sauce.

Slightly spicy.

Good morning.

This is the first lesson.

Let's define the meaning of fear.

To understand different kinds of fear is simple.

Who dares kiss him?

I do.

She's really ugly.

I can't do it, sorry.

It's okay, you've looked at me for so long

you're marvelous.

Training should be a gradual process.

Why should we start at a high level of difficulty?

Right, let's try something else.

There's a pile of shit in my hands.

who dares come and touch it?

There are many choices.

why pick something so disgusting?

Why not?

You're saying because you have

enjoyed tertiary education and have come from

the upper segment of society.

You feel something like feces

is meaningless and disgusting.

Similarly you've been told by your mom as a kid

that ghosts are horrifying.

Even if shit doesn't stink you'd still detest it, and

if a ghost leaves you alone you'd still be frightened.

If you could think otherwise that'll be good.

Come and touch it if you dare.

I have, what have I experienced?

I don't feel I have learnt anything.

How about this?

You should learn well.

This gentleman fails to relinquish traditional values

that's why he's so scared.

Black magic.

Even if you knew, it would take some time

before it explodes.

You would be scared to hold it.

Even the bravest man

if he were to hold on to it

would be scared to death.

But I am not scared.

I mistakenly grabbed a short-fused firecracker.

But I didn't shed a tear.

Now you all know I am gutsy.

Let's continue.

The doc said only a row of my teeth has been damaged.

I was lucky.

But in a jiffy

if there's another accident

and in consideration my injury is serious

I might not be able to continue to teach you all.

That's why I will elevate the training.

What you receive now

is the Russian way to train your courage.

After I light the fuse, pass it down.

See who is the unlucky one.

I don't want to be like him.

Stay calm.

Sorry, too much pressure, I give up.

I risk my life to train you.

Who dares leave? Sit.

Quick, give it to me.

Hurry.

Experiencing fear already?

It's going to explode, catch.

Not so fast.

That's the way it should be.

Wait.

Your turn, come on.

I have to look for something, wait.

Take it.

Wait, I said.

Yours.

Yours now.

Toss it to me.

You devil.

You have your helmet and bulletproof vest on.

You screwed me.

Ghost is an energy force.

it's always present in the world.

If it died unjustly

its energy field is even greater.

That's why they could influence our visual nerves

and cause hallucinations.

The ghost of Mrs. Li

was one such example.

If the influence of the energy

affects our brain and motor nerves

we call it possession.

That's the case with the Lis

but that is rare.

Rather it is common for ghosts to be everywhere

but without affecting us.

There's one over there right now

and one on the ceiling.

Another at my back.

Pal, just listen

and don't rest your hand on my shoulder, thanks.

I can't stand any excitement as I am injured.

Teach us how to catch a ghost.

Shrink-wrap plastic to catch them and chocolate to beat.

Shrink wrap plastic contains sulphuric acid

and could seal-in the ghost's energy particles.

Chocolate contains milk and ghosts are afraid of cows.

That's why cow devils who serve the king of Hades

are abundant.

What's with you?

There's a reaction.

I'll teach you something else.

This is a cow's tear.

Just rub it lightly on the eyelids

and one could see spirits.

Where are they?

I've told you rub faster, they're all gone now.

Damn it, cheating us. Beat him up.

Wait.

Ghost.

There's one wearing a red dress

and with long hair, see it?

Don't run, halt.

What to do?

Give it another chance, chase.

Chase.

You have to pay for the damages.

The one in the red dress, chase...

Where's my purse?

Sir, you're sitting on my wallet.

Excuse me please.

I have died for many years.

You are the first one to see me.

Let's be friends.

There really are ghosts.

Bitch, taking drugs in broad daylight.

What are you doing? Help, robbery.

Robbery? Check her.

She has a pulse, can't be a ghost.

Nuts, you shouldn't take her pulse.

Listen for the heartbeat.

There indeed is a heartbeat.

I don't believe it.

There really is.

I don't believe it either.

Impossible.

Go away, my turn.

What are you doing? Go away, I'm not done yet.

We checked her heartbeat, what's next?

Check something else.

Alright.

Don't move, police.

I'll cut him into pieces.

Stay calm.

He told us to rub cow's tear

and made us like monkey's ass.

What nonsense!

Ah Qun, where's that nutcase?

Upstairs.

You bastard, still swinging upstairs.

Are you peeing? Come down.

Right, I want to introduce this flying machine

I have invented with much effort over the years.

The ghost I saw in a red dress this morning

and I am sure she was looking for vengeance.

But when I chased her

she was gone in a wink.

So I feel

if we could fly

and with the sensitivity of this pot of flowers

it'd be easier to catch a ghost.

He said if one puts it on and faces the air, one can fly.

Fly.

Stop fooling around.

What happened this morning has driven them crazy.

What's in your mind?

Play with them one more time.

Don't, they want to kill you right now.

They are all very angry now.

Not to mention them, I want to kill you too.

Don't you get it?

Try to see if you can fly out of here.

I am still trying to protect you

even though I know that you are nuts.

I just hope you can become a useful person one day, but

now you ask me to fly from here. What rubbish is that!

Go ahead and fly out from here if you trust me.

How dare you hit my brother?

Give me the chain.

Crazy.

I'm going to kill you.

Come on, I'm invincible.

Who dares call me a fake?

Come and try to stab me.

Stop playing the fool.

I've never been afraid of you.

I'll kill you anyway and

anytime I want.

I'll cut your heart out.

What are you laughing at?

Let me tell you, I am not scared of anything.

I must kill you today.

Shut up, stop talking nonsense with him.

Hold out your hand.

Hold out the other one.

Your head too.

If I don't strike this blow

my whole family will die.

If I kill you, I would have to go to jail.

I won't be that stupid.

Stab me.

Let me cheer you on, come and stab me, hurry.

Stab me.

Damn yes, I don't dare to kill you.

I don't dare to kill you.

You have to compensate me

a total of $36.80.

Alright...

Calm down...

Let me.

Forget it...

I trust you.

I really have seen a ghost this morning.

He didn't lie to us.

Wait, one more victim is here.

Don't know where this piece of iron came from.

If not for this railing, I could have avoided it.

I won't let her go out

after what she has done.

May the god of Chivalry protect us...

Captain, you are wrong.

How could you believe

what that crazy man said?

Although he is crazy, you all saw it too.

Mrs. Li's spirit came back 7 days after her death.

So what?

Stop squabbling, today two will go in a group.

Big cat will do his rounds with me,

Tieh Dan will go with you to the shopping arcade.

Ah Jiang anf Xiao Meng will patrol

the corridor of the arcade and the cargo elevator.

What about me?

You stay at the office.

What about the two of us?

To the elevators, go.

Captain, do you think those two non-locals

would take French leave?

Let me ask them.

How?

What's happening over there? Tell me.

That's all I know.

Why are they laughing?

That means it's alright.

You have a strange way of communicating.

Yes, let's go.

Go to the back.

Alright, I'm going.

Ghost.

Help.

Help.

Ghost.

Beard...

Captain Lu.

Captain Lu.

Must have gone on patrol.

The wallet is gone.

You talk too much.

Damn.

What?

Beard's dead...

What did he say?

I just could understand a little bit.

Never mind him.

Wait.

What is it?

Blood, it's blood.

You're frozen?

You want to quit.

Wait.

What is it?

He said he's got a sore throat.

Can't you give him a lozenge?

I've finished them all.

Don't go.

How dare you play dead on the floor

and not go to work?

He's like you, sleeping around.

What do you mean? It's because of your bad leadership.

How dare you talk to me like that?

Stop it.

Come... open the door...

Go away.

It's a woman's voice.

Ah Jiang wants a prostitute?

Sounds like Ah Qun.

Ah Qun has become a prostitute?

Damn it.

Go...

You go...

Go...

So big.

He's come back for revenge.

It's not our fault.

What's happening?

It's all an illusion.

Unplug it and everything will be fine.

Check out Ah Jiang, Ah Jiang...

What's going on?

Are you alright?

You crazy man, why did you come back again?

Ah Jiang...

Someone's dead.

No, he's come back to save us.

Leo.

Is this your appendix?

Yes.

Did I cut it off?

That's right.

That's great.

Even the doctor praises you for your skill.

You all know that

I am invincible.

But all of a sudden, I've got appendicitis.

That made me lose concentration.

At the same time Ah Qun stabbed me.

When I stabbed you with a knife

it so happened that I cut off your inflamed appendix.

Yeah.

Great, I am really great.

Then you don't even need a doctor.

There was a hole in your belly.

So all you have to do

is take a pair of chopsticks and take it out.

Wrong, doctors don't use chopsticks, they use pincers.

That's right, the doc just sewed you up.

So you can just walk out as if nothing has happened.

You're wrong, I sneaked out

in a hurry to come here.

So I sewed it up myself.

You did?

What about your bad tooth? Did you just

knock it off with a hammer?

You are wrong again.

Everyone will think of a hammer

instead I used an iron to smooth it out.

Don't always say I am wrong.

I know that you have made up all these stories.

Try to guess it correctly for once.

Let me be correct for once, alright?

Give me some face, alright?

Of course I should try to save your face

but there are times

when you will lose it yourself.

Ah Jiang and Ah Chang's deaths

were caused by some kind of power

which disturbed their brain waves

and caused them to hallucinate.

Did you notice that

they did not have any injury?

They were in fact frightened to death.

That's why I've always told you to have strong faith,

but you don't listen.

Take the appendix case as an example.

When Ah Qun stabbed me with a knife

and if it wasn't because of my appendicitis...

Isn't the bladder below the appendix?

Wrong, the bladder is here,

the appendix over here.

You shut up.

I don't want to hear about your appendix again.

Stop it.

That's enough.

Dear Audience, ghosts will appear at twelve.

I'll give you all some psychological counseling here.

You still want

to hear this madman talk?

What do you mean? What do you want?

Get out of the way.

Why did you have to mention my appendix?

You nutcase.

You bunch of trash,

there aren't any ghosts.

There's a ghost at twelve? I am the ghost.

You're all crazy.

You guys accompany him to catch the ghost.

I am going home to take a bath, I quit.

I knew you'd return.

Sorry for what I've said.

Sorry.

Won a prize?

Yes, the ghosts of the Lis are outside.

They're gone in a wink.

Then?

Then I came back quickly.

Tell me as soon as you know of anything in future.

It's a deal.

Brother, forever at your service.

You're my leader.

My life is in your hands as from today.

Very good boy.

Thanks, have a smoke first.

Forget it.

From now all you see is imaginary.

Don't let it distract you.

Just focus and no ghost could harm you.

Careful.

Switch it off.

Sorry, I wanted some suitable music

to create the right atmosphere.

Switch it off.

I did, it turned on by itself.

I have nothing to do with it.

Let me first... I am in more of a hurry.

Me first...

Me first, I can't hold it.

Stay calm as if nothing has happened.

Just act normal.

I am okay, just need to pee.

What's the big deal.

I have seen it all.

So... I go to drink some water.

All is imaginary, I must overcome it.

Help me lock it up.

Want to scare me? Not that easy.

Oh, I haven't wiped my ass.

Hello?

I died horribly.

What's up? Speak slowly.

I am here to seek revenge from you.

What are you saying? I can't make it out.

This is so exaggerated.

Dying is no big deal, it's just water.

Pretend it's nothing.

Rub the face...

Feels much better.

I am a real ghost.

I really don't know what you're saying.

I want revenge.

What are you talking about?

What? So embarrassing.

I have managed to conquer the mirage at last.

Follow the beat.

What beat?

The beat of the music.

What's a beat? Let me see.

See the beat?

This is also a beat.

Follow my beat.

I want to follow my own beat.

Stop arguing.

None of your business, shut up.

Are you following my beat or not?

Stop nagging, I have never followed it

and don't intend to.

You really won't?

Yes, so?

You want to know?

Why are you so fierce?

You don't understand, I must be fierce.

You take me for a fool?

Don't let her go, chase.

I almost forgot, there's one more.

Captain Lu, please don't.

You've got the wrong person.

Ghost buster, I'll kill you first.

Your turn.

Go, quick...

What are you looking at? Go.

Kid, don't run.

Let's cut it off.

Strangled by a ghost, bleeding and you're still alive!

Strangled to bleeding and death

are two different things, don't get mixed up.

Are you alright?

Yes, and you?

I'm okay.

What's up?

My flowers.

Oh, totally forgot... I'll go back and get them.

You just used the axe to hack her.

It's for ghosts and won't harm humans.

You were possessed.

Why didn't I know that?

I really don't know anything.

It's because you are not determined enough

so the ghost possessed you.

You must have a strong will and not move an inch.

Right.

Give me the axe first.

Bring it here.

Alright, you come to get it.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Damn you.

A mouse trap.

You didn't think of that?

Ready?

Ready.

It hurts, what is it?

A mouse trap, it saved you.

I've got it.

Okay, you go that way, I'll go this way.

Chase.

Yes.

I won't wear anything next time.

The ghost busters are here.

He's there, don't run.

Don't run.

You can't get away.

Don't move.

Damn fatty, the ghost busters will get you.

Sorry, I feel a little nauseated.

Wait... what...

Nothing.

Louder.

Nothing.

Again.

So it's like this, alright.

Why is it gone?

What are you looking for?

I've found it.

Is your hand alright?

It's caught, it's okay.

Could you pull it out?

Yes.

Would my hand be in the way?

No.

You could put it back if you like.

I've caught you, see where you can run.

Got it.

Catch.

Got it...

Take these.

I really haven't...

Haven't what?

Stop nagging and just kill him.

Release my wife at once.

Do it yourself if you can.

Hurry, call the police.

This way...

Alright.

Xiao Meng.

If I could escape it I must be meant for better things.

I should try my luck at the casino.

It's late and yet someone is sawing?

It sounds so sad.

Help.

No way out.

Don't be afraid, that ghost can't catch up this fast.

What's to be done now?

Shut up, can't you see I'm thinking?

Got it, it depends if you have the guts.

What?

Let's turn around and use our feet

to walk step by step to the door.

Then open the door

and go downstairs.

Okay with this?

Okay.

Let's go.

Turn around.

Didn't you say it wouldn't catch up so soon?

You're still joking, let's go.

Where to?

Climb up there.

Hurry.

Stay calm.

It's too dangerous here, you go first.

It's not my fault.

Neither is it mine.

Hurry, come up.

Climb up.

Quick.

Brother, I really need a rest.

I owe you money?

Alright, even if it's true

I can pay you the interest first.

Give me a chance, take it as tea money.

Give me your head.

Use more strength.

What can you do to me?

I'll send you to hell

and let the king of Hades drown you

and feed you to the fishes.

Then desecrate your corpse in public.

Sorry, no more strength.

What's so funny? I'll kick you, gotcha.

Luckily I hid a bamboo.

Over there.

Hurry.

Help...

No way, a banana peel solved that.

The scaffolding is going to fall, hurry and go out.

The door is locked.

What to do?

It's going down.

Stand still.

Stay calm, it wouldn't topple.

Besides, according to Newton's law

from where we stand

it won't crush us even if it topples.

I knew he'd come, though I didn't expect it to be soon.

He walked right into it this time.

When he comes through the door

the scaffolding would topple and crush him.

He deserves to die.

Dismantle the scaffolding.

Come, shake with all your might.

Use your feet.

Anyone got some tools?

I got one.

There's a saw.

Does it work?

Keep it for manicure.

I'll bite it.

Bite that side.

It's a ghost!

Let's run before he gets up.

That side is going to topple.

No... I have a morbid fear of heights.

Don't stay here, go.

Run quickly.

Wait for me.

You got more banana and watermelon peel?

Isn't today a race day?

You've got inside information?

Do you have the racing news?

Stand still, I have another plan.

You're mad.

Come, take it, one each.

What is this?

The latest 95 model, we'll fly.

Think of nothing else except... to fly!

Fly.

Fly.

Brother, my pants are expensive.

I forgot there's one left in my pants.

Grenade?

Right.

Go to hell.

I ain't lying, believe me.

I have never lied, trust me.

Four people are flying.

Ah Mei, I haven't lied.

Are we dreaming?

Hey, how about we fly to Buenos Aires

and look for my birth mother!

If we don't stop would we end up in south pole?

Right, nearest to hell.

I see.

I could also use my teeth.

Hurry... close the door.

Go.

Get away, take it.

Come, hack my head.

The ghost has possessed me

but has been trapped inside

by my will.

Just saw through my temples

and he'll be damned forever.

Then you will die too?

It's okay, somebody has to do it.

Come here.

Come on, baby.

Let me fulfil your wish.

If I don't kill you today

my men will go unavenged.

Hurry while I can still control.

Don't wait any longer.

If he gets out we'll all die.

Could you bear to kill him?

Be patient, last night was his time to return.

Wonder why he hasn't returned.

He'll surely return after a few days.

Damn, I am a renowned lawyer.

Yet I am doing crazy things with you nut cases.

I have at least been highly educated

and dwell in high society.

I really believe to see ghosts rubbing this on my eyes.

You lot have murdered and should be sentenced to death.

You're lucky to end up in a psychiatric ward.

She's the unluckiest one.

She's innocent and we feel sorry for her.

Sorry? I feel happy.

At least I get something sitting here the whole night.

I've been sitting here since last night.

For 14 hours and 8 minutes to be exact.

Never mind about the 8 minutes.

I charge $3,600 per hour.

It'll be a total of $50,400

I'll send you a bill later.

This is not a problem

as long as you be our consultant

in our new invention.

Money is not a problem.

What new invention?

This one.

Oriental Newspaper?

Wrong, it's a flying machine.

I'll show you.

This is the greatest invention of the century.

It's called "The Flying", with it

you'll never need air tickets.

No need to fly on an airplane.

Put it on and you can fly, come, fly.

Fly out? Are you crazy?

Don't you have the guts? Be brave, you go.

Alright.

Why did you push him down?

I thought you just asked me to push him down.

Didn't have enough faith, he'd die if you push him down.

Go save him.

Thank you.

Sorry, too many friends, too many social functions.

That's why I'm back late.

You look so pretty today.