Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,600 -[horn honking] -[crowd screaming] 2 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:12,680 [fans shouting excitedly] 3 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:14,760 [dramatic string music playing] 4 00:00:19,400 --> 00:00:21,160 Dex! Dex! 5 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:24,680 [camera shutter clicks] 6 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,840 [indistinct chatter] 7 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:35,840 Hi, Dex. 8 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:38,280 Here he is. My favorite client. 9 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:39,640 [chuckles] 10 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,000 -[Dexter] Bit mad out there. -[agent] Wait till tomorrow. 11 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,440 Everyone in the country's gonna want a piece of you. 12 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:45,960 -[wolf whistle] -[crowd shouts] 13 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:47,440 [agent] See? 14 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:50,480 Did you sleep? Ah. Course you didn't. 15 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,640 Hell of a drug, adrenaline. 16 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:56,080 But you know, Dex, if you had slept, that would mean your body and your brain 17 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:59,440 hadn't grasped what a fuck-off opportunity this is. 18 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,280 -[Dexter] You're making me nervous. -Good. 19 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,160 -Dexter. -[Dexter] Hello, lovely. 20 00:01:04,240 --> 00:01:06,240 -See you before the show. -[both] Mwah. Mwah. 21 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:07,840 [crew member 1] How you feeling, man? 22 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:09,960 -Raring to go. -[crew member 1 chuckles] 23 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:13,480 Coffee, fizzy water, sushi. Just tell us whatever you need. 24 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:15,320 [crew member 2] Cocaine, call girls. 25 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,680 [group laughs] 26 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:20,640 [dramatic string music ends] 27 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:27,280 -[piano playing gentle tune] -[off-key] ♪ 28 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:31,640 ♪ 29 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,480 ♪ 30 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,160 [Emma] Thanks, Martin. 31 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:38,400 [piano music stops] 32 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:40,520 Okay. Let's take a break. 33 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:43,800 [indistinct chatter] 34 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:48,040 -He's gonna get there. -Any idea what time? 35 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:51,440 We open in, uh, three hours. I'd say he's cutting it quite fine. 36 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:55,680 Sorry to interrupt, but, Ms. Morley, there's someone on the phone for you. 37 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:57,600 You can take it in the office. 38 00:01:57,680 --> 00:01:59,520 Oh. Um… 39 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,480 [grunts] Okay. 40 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:04,560 Hello? 41 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,640 [Dexter] Could you please tell me where is love? 42 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,680 Dexter, you can't just ring me at school. I thought something was wrong. 43 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,040 I came out of rehearsal. 44 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,480 Sorry. I was just calling to say good luck. 45 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:19,040 Yeah. Yeah, good luck to you too. And I'm sorry I can't be there. 46 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:21,360 Clash of showbiz moments. 47 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,560 I know, but I wish you were coming. It's so exciting, Em. 48 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:28,040 It all feels massive. People have sent me all this stuff. 49 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:31,560 You know, like champagne companies and… and vodka companies. 50 00:02:31,640 --> 00:02:34,440 -There's just stuff everywhere. -You're squeaking. 51 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:37,440 Yeah. Well, if I can't squeak with you, who can I squeak with? 52 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,360 Look, I've really got to go. 53 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:44,920 It's the dress rehearsal, and the lead is just so irredeemably shit. 54 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:48,200 -No wonder they put him in an orphanage. - 55 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:49,840 -[knocking] -But the girl… 56 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,920 The, uh… Oh. The band's nearly finished sound checking. 57 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,240 [Emma continues talking] 58 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,320 Uh, sorry, Em. Gotta boost. 59 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:58,680 -Oh. Uh… Um… -Have fun! 60 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:01,040 -[call disconnects] -[dial tone buzzes] 61 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,240 [sighs] 62 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:05,760 Oh. Mr. Godalming. 63 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,000 Everything okay? 64 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,720 Yeah. Yeah, landlord. Leaky boiler, but it's all sorted now. 65 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:14,120 [exhales] 66 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,000 Opening night. 67 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,320 Yeah. Well, I mean, there's only one performance, 68 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:21,360 so technically also closing night, which is a relief. 69 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:23,400 [chuckles awkwardly] 70 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:24,880 How you feeling? 71 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,160 [Emma] Yeah, you know. 72 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:32,560 Like, this whole thing was the worst idea I've ever had in my entire life, but… 73 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:35,640 -Apart from that, hunky-dory. Thanks. -[laughs] 74 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,440 How's our Oliver? He looks very emotional. 75 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,280 Yeah, he's been in character for the last six weeks. 76 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,960 I think if he could, he'd have given himself rickets. 77 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:49,520 [laughs] Well, if anyone can pull this off, then you can. 78 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,400 -[sighs] -The kids adore you. 79 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,200 You're a natural. 80 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:57,000 Fiona's keen to meet you. 81 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:59,360 Oh, you know, I'm looking forward to meeting her too. 82 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:03,240 -Is your fiancé coming? Is he your fiancé? -Oh God, no. Just boyfriend. 83 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,400 Right. It'll be nice to meet him at the aftershow drinks. 84 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,240 Yeah. Yeah. I've heard rumors of mini Kievs. 85 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:12,960 And a single bottle of warm white wine between 60. 86 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:15,960 -Teaching. -Oh, and people say it's not glamorous. 87 00:04:16,040 --> 00:04:17,440 [chuckles] Unlike you. 88 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:21,920 I mean, you look glamorous… tonight. 89 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:23,400 Oh. 90 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:24,600 Do I? [chuckles] 91 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,120 Ta very much. 92 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,120 I mean, you look beautiful. 93 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,840 -Er… -What? 94 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,840 Is that okay that I just said you look nice? 95 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,440 Yes. Yes, of course. Why wouldn't it be? 96 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:38,160 Right. 97 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:40,760 [exhales deeply] 98 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:43,680 See you… after. 99 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,960 Yeah, see you. [chuckles] 100 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,520 [kids playing outside] 101 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:52,920 [energetic music playing] 102 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,400 [door squeaks open] 103 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,120 [bell rings] 104 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,120 [Dexter] Yeah. Nice. 105 00:04:58,200 --> 00:05:00,560 -Hey, man. Dexter. -Hey, Dexter. I'm Kyle. 106 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:02,360 You guys sounded great. 107 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,880 Can't wait to see you kick it live later. 108 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:05,960 [flatly] Yeah. 109 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:07,880 Cool. 110 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:09,960 [quietly] Cool. 111 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,200 [clicks tongue] 112 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:13,680 [exhales] 113 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:15,640 Nice blokes. 114 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:16,680 Yeah. [chuckles] 115 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:19,200 Decca have put a fortune into them. 116 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,200 Blokes. Blokes. Do people still say "blokes"? 117 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,840 That sounds weird suddenly. 118 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,720 Uh, blokes. Guys. 119 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,560 Yeah, it's maybe a bit weird. 120 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,720 Sorry, Dexter. Hair and makeup are ready for you. 121 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,320 No worries. No problem. I'm just gonna grab my script. 122 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:35,320 [producer on PA] 123 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:39,000 [answering machine beeps] 124 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,080 [automated voice] You have one new message. 125 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,840 -[machine beeps] -[Steven] 126 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:47,560 This is your father here. I hope they've put me through to the right room. 127 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:50,840 I seem to have spoken to everyone in the building but you. 128 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:54,280 Um, it's just to say good luck tonight. 129 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:56,160 I will be watching. 130 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,120 It's all very exciting. 131 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,640 Uh, that's all I wanted to say. 132 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:06,600 Uh, ah, except also, I… I don't know if you're still reading reviews, 133 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:08,360 or… or whatever they're called, 134 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:12,080 but remember these people have no idea who you are. 135 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,000 So just… enjoy it. 136 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:17,520 Goodbye. 137 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:20,720 [answering machine clicks, beeps] 138 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,320 [producer on PA] Dexter to hair and makeup, please. 139 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:26,680 [indistinct chatter] 140 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:27,760 -Hey, Dex. -Hi. 141 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,560 [woman laughs] 142 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,960 [heart beating] 143 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,560 -[both] Hi, Dex. -Hello, Dexy. 144 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,240 -Mwah. Mwah. -[Dexter] Mwah. 145 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:39,160 -I'm glad it's you. -[woman] I'm glad it's you. 146 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:41,880 And I'll have another one of those, thank you. [chuckles] 147 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:48,040 Hey, um, Donna, have you got a… a newspaper? 148 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,520 [inhales sharply] 149 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:51,560 Do you know, we didn't get them today. 150 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:54,760 Now, 151 00:06:56,280 --> 00:06:59,760 what are we gonna do with you when you are perfect already? 152 00:06:59,840 --> 00:07:01,640 -[sighs] -[chuckles] 153 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:05,120 ♪ 154 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:09,400 ♪ 155 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:12,320 ♪ 156 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:16,480 ♪ 157 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,400 ♪ 158 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:23,200 [cast] ♪ Part of the furniture 159 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,760 ♪ 160 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:30,320 ♪ 161 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:32,080 [bell rings] 162 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,000 Right. Great work, everyone. 163 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,240 Great work, Sonya. 164 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:39,480 I'll see you all in the Home Ec rooms at six and no later. 165 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:42,400 And no disappearing to the shop before the performance. 166 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:45,640 And absolutely no costumes to be worn off premises. 167 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,520 -[kids chattering] -[sighs] 168 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,760 Miss Morley? 169 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,400 -Hello. [laughs] -[Ian chuckles] 170 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,360 What are you doing here? It… it doesn't start for ages. 171 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:01,640 I thought you might need something to eat before the big night. 172 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:02,960 Thank you. 173 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,480 That's really sweet. 174 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,080 [Ian grunts affectionately] 175 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,960 Of course. [chuckle softly] 176 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:14,080 Table for two, madam. 177 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:26,760 I'm a bit skint, so… it's just jam, I'm afraid. 178 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,920 -I love a jam sandwich. -[Ian] So did Bob Marley. 179 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,760 He liked anything with jam in. [laughs] 180 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:34,600 -Didn't even plan that one. -Mm. 181 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:38,000 [sighs deeply] 182 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:41,240 Well, it's gonna be awful, Ian. 183 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,120 Why would it be awful? Hmm? 184 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,120 Today Walthamstow, tomorrow the West End. 185 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:50,840 Tea? 186 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:52,680 Thanks. 187 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,320 [tea pouring] 188 00:08:57,400 --> 00:09:00,160 ["The Only One I Know" by The Charlatans playing] 189 00:09:01,160 --> 00:09:04,560 [producer on PA] till live. Lighting to stage B, please. 190 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,080 Golden boy. 191 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:12,840 -Just you enjoy yourself, darling. -Thanks, Donna. 192 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,960 No. Don't come near me and ruin all my good work. [chuckles] 193 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,760 Now, you go out there and knock their socks off. 194 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:22,640 "…castings from everyone's new best mate, 195 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:25,640 Steve Rob's from the Birmingham local pub." 196 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:30,880 ♪ Has come to take me away ♪ 197 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:35,080 ♪ The only one I know ♪ 198 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,320 ♪ Is mine… ♪ 199 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,040 -[song ends] -[knocking on door] 200 00:09:38,120 --> 00:09:40,280 -Dexy. -[Dexter] Toby, what do you want? 201 00:09:40,360 --> 00:09:43,360 Ah. I'm looking for the most odious man on television. 202 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:46,160 Yeah. I think you'll find that's you who you're looking for, not me. 203 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,560 Razor-sharp comeback there, Dex. 204 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:49,960 You seen the papers? 205 00:09:50,040 --> 00:09:52,400 One bad write-up. Not bothered. 206 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,320 So you didn't read 207 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:57,520 Or 208 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:01,120 No one ever built a statue of a critic, Toby. 209 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:05,400 True, but no one ever built a statue of a TV presenter either. 210 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:08,880 How about a, uh, warm-up guy? Hmm? 211 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:09,960 [chuckles] 212 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,320 I'm just messing with you, big man. 213 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:14,920 It's tomorrow's chip paper, and all of that. 214 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:16,840 Good thing the girls love you. 215 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,480 [somber music playing] 216 00:10:19,560 --> 00:10:21,080 [Dexter] Can you go now, Toby? 217 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,560 I'll leave you to it. 218 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,480 Well, let you get back to those lines. 219 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,560 See you, Dex. 220 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,240 Good luck. 221 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:40,320 Fucker! 222 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,280 [Emma] Take whatever you're reading 223 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,320 and put it in the bin. 224 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,200 [Dexter] 225 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:46,280 I thought it was live. 226 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,200 How could they review it if it hasn't happened? 227 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:50,440 They're not. They're trashing me. [groans] 228 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:54,080 [grunts] Why aren't you here? 229 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:55,680 I need you here. 230 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,800 'Cause it's curtain up in under an hour. 231 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:00,800 -Come after. I'll send a car. -I can't. 232 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,920 There's a thing in the hall after. I've got to meet the parents. 233 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,520 -Isn't Callum coming? -Uh, I didn't invite him. 234 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,040 I really only want you. 235 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:11,360 Dex, it really doesn't feel possible tonight. 236 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,200 Em, please. 237 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,520 Please. 238 00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,120 Bring Ian, of course. 239 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,080 Look, if I can, I will, okay? 240 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:21,840 [sighs] Amazing. Thanks. 241 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:26,280 Okay, I need to go. But listen, Dex, okay? 242 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:30,320 These papers, fuck them. And fuck whoever wrote them. 243 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:33,520 I mean, I know how annoying you can be, 244 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:36,440 but they… They have no idea. 245 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:38,040 None. 246 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:39,720 You're funny. 247 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,600 And charming. And lovely. 248 00:12:41,680 --> 00:12:43,560 And you're gonna be exceptional. 249 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,000 So again, fuck them. All right? 250 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:49,360 Thanks, Em. 251 00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:53,560 And I'll hopefully see you later. 252 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:55,320 Okay? 253 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,080 -[call disconnects] -[dial tone buzzes] 254 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,400 ["Step It Up" by Stereo MC's playing] 255 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:12,600 Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. 256 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:15,840 ♪ To the left… ♪ 257 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,120 Ladies and gentlemen. 258 00:13:17,920 --> 00:13:19,880 Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. 259 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:20,960 [exclaims] 260 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:23,200 We've got an hour of live entertainment ahead. 261 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,160 We've got… 262 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:25,280 Before you go out… 263 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:26,520 [exhales sharply] 264 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:27,520 …get in! 265 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:29,280 [sighs] 266 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:31,200 -[door opens] -[woman] Dex! 267 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:33,280 [both exclaim] 268 00:13:35,480 --> 00:13:36,800 Whoo! 269 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,040 -How are we? Shitting bricks? -Uh… 270 00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:40,920 A bit. Not too bad, you know. 271 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:41,960 [laughs] 272 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,000 Hey, can you see my nipples? 273 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,040 -Only if I look for them. -[laughs] 274 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:48,640 Good one. Oh, I'm so excited! 275 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:51,360 We are gonna go out there, and we're gonna have a laugh, 276 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,040 and we're gonna smash it. 277 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,720 And then we're gonna get absolutely fucked. 278 00:13:55,800 --> 00:13:56,960 Ah. [laughs] 279 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:58,840 [exclaims] 280 00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:02,440 Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes! 281 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:04,720 [crowd chattering] 282 00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,800 [Emma exhales] 283 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:18,640 -[Martin] Miss. -What? 284 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:20,840 It's Sonya, Miss. You need to come. 285 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,360 Sonya? 286 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,560 Sonya, your show's about to start. 287 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,880 [Sonya] I'm not doing it. Do it without me. 288 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,160 [Emma] Sonya. 289 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,960 -Oh God! -Sonya, what's wrong? 290 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,080 There's just so many people. 291 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:39,320 -No, there's not. Not really. -[Sonya sighs] 292 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,280 I don't know why I thought I could do this. 293 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,520 I can't sing. I… I can't dance. 294 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,840 I'm… I'm just not good enough, miss. 295 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,200 [Emma] Okay. You got it 'cause you're good. 296 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,160 You're really, properly good. 297 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,680 [gentle music playing] 298 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,680 There she is. 299 00:15:06,360 --> 00:15:08,800 Now, when you step out there, I promise you're gonna find 300 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,000 that you've got everything you need. 301 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,360 'Cause it's all… 302 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,280 It's all in there. 303 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:17,400 It's just waiting to… [mimics explosion] 304 00:15:17,480 --> 00:15:19,080 [Sonya chuckles softly] 305 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:20,120 So come on. 306 00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:26,760 "Coming at you tonight, live from London." 307 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,280 -We're ready for you. -[cohost] Gavin! 308 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,960 I'm so excited, Gavin! [squeals] 309 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:35,200 -It -[Gavin] Yeah. 310 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:37,960 [cohost] Oh. I love this, Gavin. Hmm? 311 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,440 All right. 312 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,400 Let's have a good time. [giggles] 313 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,400 Whoo-hoo! 314 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,240 Oy, come on. 315 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,840 ["Fallen" by One Dove playing on radio] 316 00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,400 [producer on PA] All crew to positions, please. 317 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:56,400 -♪ Just like chains ♪ -[exhales] 318 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:57,800 ♪ The closer we were ♪ 319 00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:00,600 ♪ The lower he whispered… ♪ 320 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,320 [indistinct chatter] 321 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,200 - -[song fades] 322 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,800 [tense music playing] 323 00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,200 [man 1] Go on, Dex. 324 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:12,920 [man 2] Sorry, mate. 325 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:17,600 -[sighs] -[woman 2] Good luck, Dex. 326 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:27,920 [Dexter gasps] 327 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:31,040 -Fuck's sake. -This time tomorrow. Just you wait. 328 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,600 [Toby performing on stage] 329 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:35,920 [cohost] Donna, babes! 330 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:36,960 [audience cheers] 331 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:39,000 [cohost] I'm so excited! 332 00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:42,640 [high-pitched ringing] 333 00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:45,040 [Toby] How long have you guys been together? 334 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,840 Two years? Wow. That's incredible. 335 00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,240 [audience laughs] 336 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,840 Hello, it's one minute till we go live, everyone. 337 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,760 [Toby] When our floor manager puts his hands up, it's applause time. 338 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,080 [assistant] Follow me, please. 339 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,640 [producer on radio] Going live in 30 seconds. 340 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,360 [heart thumping] 341 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,000 [producer] 342 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:08,320 [audience laughs] 343 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:12,640 -[producer] -[audience cheering] 344 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:14,960 [producer] 345 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:17,600 -[audience whoops] -[producer] 346 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:20,600 [Toby] So please welcome to the stage your hosts tonight. 347 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,600 -[sighs] -[Toby] The gorgeous Suki Meadows. 348 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:27,360 And suaver than suave, it's Dexter Mayhew! 349 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:32,640 [announcer] this is the UK's smashing new show. 350 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:36,200 So before you go out, get in! 351 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,200 [audience cheering] 352 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:41,520 [Suki] Oh my gosh, how are you? You all look amazing! 353 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:43,840 Dex! 354 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,520 Are you ready to have a good time, everybody? 355 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:52,000 I'm Suki Meadows, and this is Dexter Mayhew. 356 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,000 Hello, are you all right? 357 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,800 -You feeling all right? -Wanker! 358 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:57,760 [crowd laughs] 359 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,080 [hesitates] My agent, ladies and gentlemen. 360 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,240 [laughs] 361 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:04,440 Oh yes. Welcome to 362 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:08,560 A feast of great comedy and great music. 363 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,720 [audience cheers] 364 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:14,360 But before all that, we've got a special treat for you. 365 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,240 -[crew member 1 on radio] -[woman] Stand by, VT. 366 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:20,360 [crew member 1] but, Dex, let's keep the energy up. 367 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:22,280 [crew member 2] 368 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:24,960 [high-pitched ringing] 369 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:26,400 [Donna] Are you okay, hon? 370 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,120 -[crew member 2] -Ah… 371 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,960 Suki. Suki. 372 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,080 -Yeah? What? -Suki, that's my bottle. 373 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,280 That's my water. 374 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,560 -You've got yours in your hand. -No, that's mine. This is yours. 375 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:41,400 -Yeah. Just wipe that one, you weirdo. -No, Suki. 376 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:44,560 -Suki. -Five, four… [mouthing] 377 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:49,680 -[audience cheers] -[coughing] 378 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,520 Uh, Dexter, take over the intro, please. 379 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,280 [audience murmuring] 380 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,200 [crew member 1] Camera one. We've got dead air. 381 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,160 [audience laughing] 382 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,240 [crew member 1] Red light, over here. 383 00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,880 Say something, Dexter. Dexter! 384 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,520 -Engage your brain! -[Toby] 385 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:14,440 [crew member 1] 386 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:20,280 - -[Suki] Jesus Christ! 387 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,800 [laughs] That is proof we're going out live! 388 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:25,320 [woman] Camera four on Suki. 389 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,680 -[audience cheers] -[Suki] Oh yeah! 390 00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,480 What the hell was that, Dex? 391 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,280 My mom's out there, you're spiking my drink. 392 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,880 [audience laughs] 393 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:35,240 [woman] Okay, we're back. 394 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,960 Right. Cut to VT. Suki link to VT. 395 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,480 And now, while I bollock him, you watch this. 396 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:47,160 -[audience cheers] -["Arrange 9" by Michael Georgia plays] 397 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,720 [Gavin] Three minutes, everyone. 398 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,600 Suki. 399 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,960 [Suki scoffs] 400 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:57,240 -What happened there, Suki? -Something just went down the wrong way. 401 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,040 [crew member 1] sort yourself out, mate. 402 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:02,480 [Godalming] Oh! [chuckles] 403 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,720 Come on, everyone! 404 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:05,320 [crowd cheering] 405 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,760 [Godalming] Oh, wonderful! Oh! 406 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,480 -Let's go get her. -That was good. I loved it. Yes! 407 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,360 -[Ian] Go on, Emma. -[Godalming] Go on, Emma. 408 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:16,720 [Sonya] Miss, come on. 409 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,160 [Ian laughs] 410 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,240 [crowd cheers] 411 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,720 [gentle music playing] 412 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,680 [crowd cheering] 413 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,240 Bravo! 414 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:43,200 ["Push the Feeling On" by Nightcrawlers playing] 415 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:47,520 [agent] Hey there. 416 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,200 Great work, D. 417 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:52,280 [sighs] Thanks. Was it… Was it okay? 418 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,400 Yeah, it was live, you know. 419 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,800 It was… It was freewheeling and live. 420 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:02,200 Yeah. I mean, I've got notes, obviously, but… 421 00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,400 Uh, yeah? What… what kind of notes? 422 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,080 Tomorrow. Talk tomorrow. 423 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,120 [dance song ends] 424 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,320 [sighs] Ian. 425 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,160 Oh, they're beautiful. 426 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,360 Not from me. 427 00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:18,600 Who, then? 428 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,200 Flash Harry, probably. 429 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,600 Inevitably. 430 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,640 "Em, who will buy my sweet red roses? Wink, wink." 431 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,360 "So sorry to miss it. I know it'll be a smash. Dex." 432 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,640 [lock clicks] 433 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:42,880 [rock playing on TV] 434 00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:45,040 [Suki] 435 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,480 A feast of great comedy… 436 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,040 Are you coming to watch? 437 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,200 Thank you, no. 438 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,600 [Suki] a great night ahead of us! 439 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,160 Can I borrow a T-shirt? 440 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,560 A special treat for you. 441 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,080 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, of course. 442 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,560 [coughing] 443 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,600 [Ian] Oh, hello. 444 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,760 -[Suki coughing] -[Ian] Is she throwing up? 445 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,120 [audience clamoring] 446 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,720 [Ian] Find your camera, Dex. 447 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,120 Jesus Christ. 448 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:15,760 -[Suki] -[Ian and Suki laugh] 449 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:17,600 This is awful. 450 00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,000 -He looks terrified. -[cheering] 451 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,200 -Majestically bad. -Ian. 452 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,440 [Suki] 453 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,600 I think it's meant to be like this. 454 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,840 Yes, it's car-crash TV. 455 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,640 [Ian] Car crash? 456 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,200 This is full-on train derailment. 457 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,080 He's worse than me. 458 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:37,520 Night. 459 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,600 [audience cheering on TV] 460 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:49,520 ["Thinking About You" by Radiohead playing] 461 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:08,200 ♪ Been thinking about you ♪ 462 00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:10,520 ♪ Your record's a hit ♪ 463 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:12,800 ♪ Your eyes are on my wall… ♪ 464 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,040 -[Dexter on message] -[line beeps] 465 00:23:15,120 --> 00:23:16,160 Hi, Dex. 466 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,800 -[indistinct chatter] -[Emma] 467 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,840 Probably out partying after tonight. And no wonder. 468 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:26,960 Letting off steam after an hour of live television. 469 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,400 Well, thank you for the flowers. Yeah, they're beautiful. 470 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:37,600 And sorry again that I wasn't there. 471 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,320 I hope tonight was everything you wanted it to be. 472 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,880 Your mom would've been really proud of you. 473 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:56,320 ♪ Who bribed the company To come and see you, honey ♪ 474 00:23:57,120 --> 00:23:58,240 [receiver clatters] 475 00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:03,520 ♪ I've been thinking about you ♪ 476 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:06,040 ♪ So how can you sleep? ♪ 477 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,200 ♪ These people aren't your friends ♪ 478 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,480 ♪ They're paid to kiss your feet ♪ 479 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,360 ♪ They don't know what I know ♪ 480 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:15,400 ♪ Why should you care ♪ 481 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,680 ♪ When I'm not there? ♪ 482 00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:40,560 ♪ Been thinking about you ♪ 483 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,520 ♪ And there's no rest ♪ 484 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,400 ♪ Shit, I still love you ♪ 485 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,480 ♪ Still see you in bed ♪ 486 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:49,720 ♪ But I'm playing with myself ♪ 487 00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,800 ♪ What do you care? ♪ 36369