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Mr. Roy,
we'd like to move on
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to the matter
of these illegal payments.
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Uh-huh. Fine.
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I mean, we've done that, but...
Uh-huh.
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Specifically, your...
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first-hand knowledge
of what happened.
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Yup. Yup, got it.
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What we want you
to explain to us,
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based on what you saw and heard,
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is how these illegal payments
were made, were approved,
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and by whom.
Yup. Got it.
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What's next?
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You want to
answer the question?
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I think I'm good.
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Okay, fine. Uh...
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Well, I approved
the illegal payments, because...
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I love sexual assault
and I love to cover it up.
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How-How-How's that?
Is that bad?
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Okay, we can-we can wrap up.
That's bad?
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Come on, just--
We'll privately run the--
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the timeline at home,
but yeah...
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I'm good. We're good. Right?
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Good, and yeah, just...
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humble, straightforward...
Hide the agenda.
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No agenda.
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Sure.
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They're government employees,
I mean...
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how smart can they be?
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I'm not saying that. I'm saying
what you think I think, right?
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And-And just so we're
on the same page
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in terms of aims, for me,
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the wish list goes:
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immunity for yours truly,
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taskforce for Waystar,
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my dad deaded.
Well, I don't do requests
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because I'm not a DJ.
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But I hear you.
Look, come in here.
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They're jigsawing
all the papers.
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Hey, paper people!
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Morning.
Good morning.
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You know,
Waystar is now cooperating,
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helpfully offering up
one billion pages of documents,
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hiring white-shoe,
former DOJ types
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to conduct an internal
that looks super scrupulous,
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offering up employees
for talks with DOJ
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and worker safety protocols
around Cruises.
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We can adjust, but...
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...this isn't a slam dunk here.
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Uh-huh, but...
Mm-hmm?
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...the papers, yeah?
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I mean--
Once you pull everything out
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that falls under
other jurisdictions
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or maritime law,
or is privileged,
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or is outside
the statute of limitations--
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But an FCPA angle obviates
those objections, right?
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Well, the stuff that works
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for Foreign Corrupt
Practices Act is inferential.
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Waystar was careful.
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So, you're saying
the papers are bullshit?
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I'm just saying they lack
some of the explosiveness
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it was suggested
they might have.
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Well...
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I can reposition the context
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in the public arena,
maybe-maybe...
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Maybe I can
flip someone up the tree?
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I just feel like sometimes
we're allowing the tune
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to be played
at my dad's tempo, Lisa.
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And I'm not sure why.
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I have the, quote-unquote,
best lawyer in town.
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I have the best story.
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I have fucking receipts!
I hear you're concerned.
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You have a big day tomorrow.
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Okay? This happens
the night before.
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Rest up, okay?
Thank you.
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Yeah, and I-and I...
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Look, I really value
all the work you do, honestly.
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But let's try harder.
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Yeah? Let's try harder.
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Thank you.
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I miss the big boot. At least
you could hear him coming.
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Clearly fucking.
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Dad and Kerry? Please.
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Showing memes to a young menial?
Tale as old as time.
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No, he hates
the close-proximity bang.
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He's still really
into blowjobs, I hear.
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You just wanna give him
a blowjob, so stop projecting.
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Hey, Romulus!
I do.
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Looks like he wants one
now.
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Mm...
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well played, the internet.
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Okay, um... Shiv...
You're disgusting.
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Tom...
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Hugo.
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Okay, so, your dad
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has been drawing up
priorities for the weekend.
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He wants everyone hitting
anti-tech positions hard.
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Regulate and strangulate.
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They're getting too powerful.
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Everybody knows it.
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"Stop tech eating our lunch."
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Put in a new friend at the top,
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one who won't fire up Justice
about our, um, boring old case.
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Yeah, and maybe eat
a bellyful of humble pie
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about accidentally knocking
over their president
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and smashing him on the floor.
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Boo-hoo.
It's not our fault
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the president's brain
couldn't thunk good no more.
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Go offense.
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Spread it around that
if the Raisin goes for us,
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he's, uh, politicizing
the Cruises case.
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"It's so sad.
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His justice department
has a grudge."
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I might have heard
that the deputy AG...
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has a picture of me
on her dartboard,
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which is...
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disgusting.
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We-Have... Ha--
Have we heard that? Or--
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That is the rumor
that's going around.
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Yeah. Funny how
these rumors get started.
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Yeah.
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It's disgusting.
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Hey, you mind
if I jump in with you, Dad?
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Uh-oh!
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Okay, Pinkie.
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Can we go
up a degree in the back?
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You okay?
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You gonna be a fucking sourpuss?
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What? No.
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No, I just... uh...
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The last time that
we talked properly,
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you humiliated me
at the shareholder meeting,
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so I thought
I should just check in.
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It was a long day,
and I was unwell.
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Uh-huh.
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Well...
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I wanna say I'm concerned
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about who you might
endorse this weekend.
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The vice president.
You're scared of Dave Boyer?
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Yeah.
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Nothing's more dangerous
than a second-rate individual
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who sees his chance.
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I need to keep
my spoon in the soup.
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Fine, and...
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I don't think this is the place
to let Roman be the mouthpiece.
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He's maturing.
Yeah, and I love him,
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but he fucked the phone call
with the Raisin,
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that's an existential risk,
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and the only solid thing
he actioned in LA, Dad,
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was the movie Dr. Honk,
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about the man
who could talk to cars.
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Yeah.
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But we're walking in there
with a hundred different aims,
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and I think
some nuance is required.
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I'm just glad that we still have
a company to act on behalf of,
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thanks to me.
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Kerry, get Shiv a fucking medal.
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♪ ♪
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All right, enough!
Let's go.
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Don't touch me!
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Okay, so,
if you guys go to your left,
the elevator's to the left.
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I have your room keys,
and welcome drinks
start in 20 minutes.
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Wow, you can really
smell the panic.
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Berlin Bunker vibes.
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It is rather pungent.
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Oh, Ms. Libtard,
how do you like spelunking
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in the elephant's asshole?
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I'm just a corporate observer.
Okay.
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Well, wait
till the weekend's over.
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We'll get our white
cis male stank all over you.
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It's just such a thrill.
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I'm probably the biggest
Con-head in Oklahoma.
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Of course! Panhandle Pete!
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You've met Maxim Pierce?
He's my intellectual heft.
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My Beltway Buddha.
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I push him, he pushes me,
and around and around we go!
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Is it just me, or in a room
full of Timothy McVeighs,
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does Connor suddenly
look like a Roosevelt?
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Sweetie.
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It's Panhandle Pete!
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Frowny Face here
wanted to stay home
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and work on her play,
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but duty calls
for my leggy Mary Todd.
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Mm. No, it's fine. I can totally
just write the play on my phone.
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So, uh, how did you two meet?
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Online.
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Online.
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Hi, folks. Just for a second.
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Quiet for just a second.
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I want to thank you all for...
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being here on such short notice
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and I want to thank you
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for keeping
your attendance private.
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Uh... What we do here...
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at the Future Freedom Summit
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is of the utmost importance
to our party and our country.
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I-I happen to believe
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the next president
of the United States
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is somewhere in this very room.
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He is, and he's hard as a rock.
So...
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may God shepherd...
...this person.
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The health of our republic
depends on it.
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And the health
of my portfolio.
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And that.
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To the republic!
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To the republic! Thank you.
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The republic!
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Ron Petkus blew
his son's archery instructor.
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True story.
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Blew his arch-Whoa!
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Um... Some guy with an undercut
just called me "soy boy."
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Oh, don't worry, Greg.
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It's a nice safe space
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where you don't have to pretend
to like Hamilton.
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Well, I like Hamilton.
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Sure, you do. We all do.
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So, what-what--
what is this, actually, here?
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This is just
a nice political conference
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of like-minded donors
and intellectuals.
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AKA picking the next president.
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Selecto el presidento.
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That's not--
That's not really how it works.
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Yeah, no, sure, but yeah.
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But is that,
like, constitutional?
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Oh, I don't know, Greg.
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You wanna call a referee?
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Is there an ombudsman
in the house?
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Well. Here they are.
What is
an ombudsman?
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The family who lost us
a presidency.
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How is he?
The Raisin.
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He's out of a job in six months,
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lame in the interim,
and the GOP is in flames.
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We're all doing backflips.
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Sorry about that.
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He's got a serious condition.
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We felt the country
needed to know.
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Oh.
So, uh, what are you hearing?
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Well, with the president out,
we need a nominee.
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So welcome to Clown Town.
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Six months to election day
and no candidate.
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Super Tuesday's gone,
ballots are already finalized.
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The delegates will choose
at the RNC, of course, but...
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I think we can all be real
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and say we need
to choose here first.
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It's Boyer, right?
We're going Boyer?
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Yup. Cleanest option
is the vice president.
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The party needs to be united.
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So I hope, since you started
this mess,
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you can help us clear it up?
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Dave's good. I like Dave.
We all like Dave.
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Steady old plow horse.
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I heard his daughter
has made him go vegetarian.
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Did you hear that?
No.
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No. Oh, no. I think
I've seen him eat a meatball.
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00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:37,590
Nope.
Secret herbivore. Right here.
257
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,177
Boyer, it's his turn.
Mm-hmm.
258
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,097
I don't really mind
the lip-licking thing.
259
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:48,267
No?
260
00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:52,021
Is it bad?
Not really. It's-It just--
261
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,064
When you notice it,
you definitely...
262
00:12:54,148 --> 00:12:55,316
notice it.
263
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,318
As long as he doesn't do it
much during the debates,
264
00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:58,777
we should be fine.
265
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,155
Guy must have
the wettest lips
in North America.
266
00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:02,907
Yeah, it's like he's
a cartoon bear
267
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:05,159
and there's always
a picnic hamper nearby.
268
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,744
Yeah, but Dave's great.
269
00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,162
Congratulations, by the way.
270
00:13:08,245 --> 00:13:09,538
Oh, okay.
271
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,082
Uh, for what?
What have I done now?
272
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:13,375
For the wedding.
273
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,962
Your mother.
274
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:18,714
Your mother
is Caroline Collingwood, no?
275
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:20,341
Yeah...
And she's getting married, no?
276
00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:21,884
To Peter Munion?
277
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,344
No. No, she's in a relationship
278
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:26,096
with a canoe-shaped
gentleman named Rory.
279
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,348
Nope.
280
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:30,017
Maybe it was somebody else,
then. Pretty su-No!
281
00:13:31,810 --> 00:13:33,479
Oh! Look at that!
282
00:13:33,562 --> 00:13:35,356
Um...
You know how it is.
283
00:13:35,439 --> 00:13:39,318
Families. Could you
forward that to me, actually?
284
00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:41,862
Thank you. I'll, uh,
see you around. Thank you.
285
00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:42,863
Okay.
286
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,615
Hey, could you excuse us
for just a moment?
287
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,867
Certainly. Certainly.
Thank you so much.
288
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,203
Did you know about this,
you withholding bitch?
289
00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:50,955
Uh, what?
290
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:53,040
You know, Glyn,
the, uh, Brexit pervert?
291
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:54,542
Yeah, he just sent this to me.
292
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:56,919
Apparently, our mother
is marrying a Peter Munion.
293
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:59,838
What? Who's Peter Onion?
I don't fucking know.
294
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,423
Wonder if that first-born fucker
knew.
295
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,925
Mm-hmm. Call him.
296
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,762
Sorry, just give me a second.
297
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,098
Yeah, what?
298
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:11,642
I'm here with Shiv.
Just wanted to let you know
new dad just dropped.
299
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,602
I'm sorry, what?
300
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,396
Yeah, Mommy's
getting remarried, dingus!
301
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:16,981
Did you know?
Of course he didn't know.
302
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:18,148
Ken bores the shit out of Mom.
303
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,692
What are you
even talking about?
304
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,860
You mean, uh, Rory?
305
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:24,196
Uh... No.
She took the view, "Fuck Rory."
306
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,574
Hey, Shiv, is it true?
You at the hate-fest fest?
307
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,200
Burning books
and measuring skulls
308
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,369
down in Nuremberg, Virginia?
Yeah.
309
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,830
What are you doing
with your weekend?
310
00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:34,623
Planning to send us all to jail?
Your favorite?
311
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,292
All right. Just, uh,
wanted to let you know
312
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,627
Mommy still doesn't love you.
Bye, Ken, bye.
313
00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:43,549
Hey, man, I--
I just wanted to, uh,
314
00:14:43,632 --> 00:14:45,009
broach something with you.
315
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,343
Broach away, Greg.
316
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,680
So, yeah, look, I'm--
I'm pretty anxious. Um...
317
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,142
Ken is saying he might burn me.
318
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,021
Are you threatening me?
319
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,314
You can't threaten me.
I'm immune.
320
00:14:58,397 --> 00:15:01,650
No, Tom, I was just
thinking about advice.
321
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,860
Because I'm...
322
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:07,531
I'm obsessing
over the "prison" of it all.
323
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:11,076
And, uh, I just need to know
how to stop thinking.
324
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:12,745
-Yeah.
It's just constant.
325
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,788
I tried that. Doesn't work.
326
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:19,209
No, what I'm preferring
is to always think about it.
327
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:22,046
And then, when you don't,
for a moment, it's like,
328
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,883
"Ooh! Someone's loosened
their icy grip on my innards."
329
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:30,262
Yeah.
330
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,680
I like that. I like it.
331
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,184
So, you wanna try?
332
00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,270
Mm-hmm?
It's the Spätburgunder.
333
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,189
Our vineyard!
334
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,569
Oh, screw top. Oh.
335
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,864
...Black
and brown avatars to smear...
336
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,574
Do you hear
Boyer's losing juice now?
337
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,368
Uh-huh.
And the Democratic Party...
338
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,078
So, it's biodynamic.
339
00:15:55,245 --> 00:15:57,831
It has quite a funk
to it.
340
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,376
...engineered
by the DNC and the LSM
341
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:03,879
in conjunction
with their Big Tech overlords.
342
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:04,922
Now, the rest of us...
343
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,965
You kind of have to
meet it halfway, right?
344
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,384
It's...
You know, it's...
345
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:11,220
...earthy.
Yeah.
346
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:13,180
Kinda... Mm...
347
00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,556
Germanic.
Yeah.
348
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,768
There's lots to unpack. It's--
It's not-It's not floral.
349
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,229
It's not sugary or...
350
00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:21,897
vegetal.
351
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,525
It's-It's-It's...
Mm.
352
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:25,943
It's quite agricultural,
you know.
353
00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:28,696
It's-It's-It's-It's--
Uh...
354
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,322
Right?
355
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,407
You know you're not a bigot...
356
00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,742
It's not very nice, is it?
The wine, Shiv?
357
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,035
It's true.
We see this a lot,
358
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,037
this so-called apology...
You know,
359
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:40,791
if Boyer flames out,
then maybe it's time to...
360
00:16:40,874 --> 00:16:42,042
It might be time to pivot party.
361
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,919
So, my prison consultant called
362
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,088
and it looks like
the place upstate might be full.
363
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,590
...disempower
the white working class...
364
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,675
Mm-hmm?
365
00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:51,927
It's all the same.
Well, you're tired.
366
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,012
You'll feel better about that
in the morning.
367
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,097
Oh, yeah?
368
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,142
One day closer
to my incarceration, right?
369
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:02,146
Apparently, the food in jail
is really bland. Um...
370
00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:04,606
I mean, I know it's the same...
371
00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:06,066
Tom!
...every day, but it's--
372
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,195
I don't get why you keep
wanting to talk about it.
373
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:11,864
Oh.
374
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,991
Okay, I'm sorry.
375
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,243
Does the topic of my imminent
imprisonment bore you?
376
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,954
Come on! You're just--
You're obsessing! I just--
377
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,331
I can't keep going
round and round, okay?
378
00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:34,094
Honey, I don't know
what else there is to say.
379
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,267
I'm sorry.
380
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,855
Hey...
Hey.
381
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,288
No?
382
00:18:01,872 --> 00:18:03,707
Oh, sure. Yeah.
383
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,001
Okay.
384
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,961
You know what?
385
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,630
There's not really
any point.
386
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,717
Uh... To making love?
387
00:18:13,801 --> 00:18:15,886
Yeah, well,
you're still on contraception.
388
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:20,015
It's just like throwing so much
cake batter at a brick wall.
389
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,563
I think what I realized
is that I'm just
390
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:29,900
not that interested in being
a commercial playwright.
391
00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,902
I mean, the audience helped you
discover that,
392
00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:32,986
didn't they, babe?
393
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,404
Well, beauty and brains!
394
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:37,282
Probably shouldn't say that.
395
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:38,617
Uh... Will I be canceled?
396
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:41,495
Oh, no! No. No.
397
00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,288
Well, who knows? You know?
The night is young.
398
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,208
Yeah... Yeah, I-I just--
I don't know how you do it.
399
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,545
How do you make up things
that aren't already there?
400
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,046
Oh, you don't know
the half of it.
401
00:18:51,129 --> 00:18:52,965
We talk long into the night.
402
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:54,758
Ideas...
403
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:58,178
literary, global,
macro, micro, cosmo!
404
00:18:58,262 --> 00:18:59,847
We bounce off each other.
405
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,348
Well, that sounds delightful.
406
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:04,226
No. I mean, well, yeah.
407
00:19:04,309 --> 00:19:05,435
Con.
408
00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:08,021
Well, you should come
to Pound Ridge one weekend.
409
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:09,940
Mm.
Both of you.
410
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:12,734
Unless you're tired
or busy, one.
411
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,736
One and all.
412
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:15,863
We'd love that,
wouldn't we, chicken?
413
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,364
I don't know
if you're invited.
414
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,366
Oh, ho, ho!
415
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,326
Okay, let me circulate.
416
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,830
And I will rehydrate
this gorgeous creature
417
00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,331
on my return.
Cancelled!
418
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,541
Ah!
419
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,710
You!
420
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,380
Fun guy!
421
00:19:33,463 --> 00:19:36,466
Con, maybe don't abandon me
upstate with Larry Lech here.
422
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,718
Okay? It's weird.
423
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,928
Very influential!
424
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,263
We're just showing a bit of leg.
425
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:44,099
Yeah, my leg.
The collective leg!
426
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:45,434
He's a huge donor!
427
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:47,352
Maybe I don't wanna
donate my body
428
00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,563
to political science, huh?
429
00:20:00,657 --> 00:20:02,784
Hey, man. What's up?
430
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:06,038
Oh, okay. Yeah, it's the, uh--
it's the ghost pepper.
431
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,915
The spicy new flavor. Mencken.
432
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:10,250
So, what's your deal?
Most people here wanna...
433
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,418
fuck me or kill me.
434
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:12,669
Ooh, wow!
How about you?
435
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,255
I always found it hard to care
about politics, so...
436
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,341
Mm-hmm? Well, listen.
437
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,926
Here's my party trick,
all right?
438
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,260
Okay.
439
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,762
Tell me who your enemy is...
440
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,931
and I'll tell you who you are.
441
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,476
Okay.
442
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,811
Put a pin in that one. Um...
443
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,356
I've seen your poll numbers.
You're dark-horsin' it.
444
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:34,942
People are behind your whole...
...huh?
445
00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:37,861
They'd better buy it.
Or I'll send them to the Gulag.
446
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,197
Oh, okay.
Now we're talking.
447
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,282
No, no, no, no. No work camps.
You know...
448
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,784
These will be like summer camps.
449
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,535
Summer camps
but with beatings, right?
450
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,996
No, no, no, no.
No beatings.
451
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,959
Well, this is nice.
452
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,336
Couple of cool guys
having some disgusting fun.
453
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,629
Mm.
454
00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:58,006
So, uh...
455
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:00,092
Do you guys know yet?
456
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,094
Who takes over?
457
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,137
What's that?
When the send the old...
458
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,515
battle toad off to the hoosegow?
459
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,684
Your dad? Admiral Grope Boat?
460
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,018
Yeah, no, he's not...
461
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,186
That's actually not happening.
462
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:13,438
Yeah, that's right.
That's right. No.
463
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,524
That's the line.
Stick to the line. That's good.
464
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:44,803
So, according to Steven,
my prison consultant, this is...
465
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,806
you know, this is kind of
what the food is like inside.
466
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,558
I'm in training.
How's your omelet?
467
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:52,602
It's...
468
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:54,855
not...
469
00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:56,815
Yeah, making some inroads.
It's like--
470
00:21:56,898 --> 00:21:58,025
I'm actually glad
you called, Tom.
471
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,026
It's like Afghanistan.
472
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,736
You have to start
in the center there.
473
00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:02,195
You establish
a base of operations.
474
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:03,530
Then you have to kind of...
475
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:04,531
move out...
Okay.
476
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:06,199
...to secure more territory.
477
00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,244
Yeah, I, uh...
I'm worried about prison.
478
00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:12,622
I-I-I-I just feel
because of my physical length,
479
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:15,375
I could be a target
for all kinds of misadventures--
480
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:18,754
And it won't taste
as good as this either, okay?
481
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,257
You have to take off
30 to 50 percent of the taste
482
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:25,594
of that endless salty gym mat
that you're eating.
483
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:26,762
Camel's labia.
484
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,431
Yeah, like, they wipe their ass
on your pillowcase.
485
00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:31,558
I know!
That's something
they'd like to do.
486
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,435
I've read
the prison blogs, Greg.
487
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:34,895
I know.
488
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:35,979
Um...
489
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,356
Look.
490
00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:40,025
You know how, uh...
491
00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:43,820
they're calling you that name
around the office, the...
492
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:44,988
you know, the Christmas Tree--
493
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,282
What's good
is to eradicate hope.
494
00:22:48,366 --> 00:22:50,702
They can't get you
if you got no hope.
495
00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,329
It's because I think...
496
00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:55,582
You know, if you have a crime,
you need to unload.
497
00:22:55,665 --> 00:22:57,459
They can hang it from you
like an ornament.
498
00:22:57,542 --> 00:23:00,378
I haven't really slept properly
in about eight days.
499
00:23:00,462 --> 00:23:02,047
It's not a nice name.
500
00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,965
But I was wondering,
501
00:23:04,049 --> 00:23:07,969
since, I mean, it looks like
you're going anyway...
502
00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:13,100
Is it-Is it possible
you might...
503
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,352
...with me?
504
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,813
Are you asking if you can...
505
00:23:19,314 --> 00:23:21,775
hook your bauble
of corporate wrongdoing
506
00:23:21,858 --> 00:23:23,819
on one of my...
...branches, Greg?
507
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:24,945
I just thought, if--
508
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,280
if it won't make
much difference to you...
509
00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:34,913
Fine, okay.
510
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,583
Load me up, you piece of shit.
511
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,670
No quid pro quo?
Just...
512
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:45,048
That's...
513
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,926
That's inc-incredibly kind
of you.
514
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,766
Can I get this?
No.
515
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,768
Greenpeace stole
your inheritance.
516
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,187
Besides, all my meals
will be free soon. So...
517
00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:05,902
♪ ♪
518
00:24:10,782 --> 00:24:12,033
Okay, Mr. Roy.
519
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:14,244
Is there any other
illegal conduct
520
00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,163
that you're aware of
in connection
521
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,998
to what we've been
talking about today
522
00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:19,583
that we haven't covered?
523
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,042
Um...
524
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,631
No. N-Not that I can
think of now.
525
00:24:27,465 --> 00:24:28,633
At the moment.
526
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:31,178
Thank you
for your time, Mr. Roy.
527
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:33,013
Counselor.
Thank you.
528
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:34,806
Thank you.
529
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:44,441
Good. I think that...
530
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,359
you did fine.
531
00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:49,571
Uh-huh.
532
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:50,989
It was a good start
533
00:24:51,072 --> 00:24:52,240
and they'll have
another session--
534
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,492
We can say it went badly, Lisa.
It's okay.
535
00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:55,952
Okay, let's maybe just-We'll--
536
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,871
We'll do the Monday morning
quarterback in a bit.
537
00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:00,415
They spent all day trying
to find hairline fractures
538
00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:01,625
in my story.
539
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:04,753
Meanwhile, my dad's a fucking
tsunami of corruption.
540
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:06,463
They don't do cuddles, Ken.
541
00:25:06,546 --> 00:25:08,215
Right.
542
00:25:08,298 --> 00:25:10,926
Right, 'cause I--
I know how this works.
543
00:25:11,009 --> 00:25:12,260
Okay? My dad is drowning them
544
00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,804
in chickenfeed
and compliance bullshit,
545
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,640
five years go by,
and it-and it's,
546
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:17,933
"Hey! Whatever happened..."
Hey.
547
00:25:18,016 --> 00:25:19,643
"...to that big investigation
into the bad people?"
548
00:25:19,726 --> 00:25:20,727
Ken!
'Cause you know what?
549
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:22,938
They're scared of my dad!
Come on!
550
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,232
Come on.
They pretend they're
on the side of justice.
551
00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,733
They pretend they're on the side
of the whistleblowers.
552
00:25:26,816 --> 00:25:28,944
Not here.
But they're chickenshit.
553
00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:30,487
Not here!
554
00:25:35,408 --> 00:25:37,327
That should put a rocket
up their asses.
555
00:25:45,877 --> 00:25:48,755
We do not want this
to get politicized.
556
00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:50,715
Well, everything is politics.
557
00:25:50,799 --> 00:25:52,592
So...
Kendall...
558
00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:54,511
do you think you're smarter
than me?
559
00:25:54,594 --> 00:25:57,138
What? Do I-What? No.
560
00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:59,349
No.
Because maybe you are.
561
00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:00,600
But I am a better lawyer.
562
00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:02,936
You acted high-handed
and defensive
563
00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:05,105
and then oscillated
to wildly over-familiar
564
00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:07,607
and glib. You sometimes
undermined my status
565
00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:10,568
and didn't appear to be frank
about your own involvement.
566
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,989
But let's take stock, okay?
567
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:23,665
Oh. Oh.
568
00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:25,959
Hey! Logan.
569
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:28,878
Dave! How are we?
Good. Good.
570
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:30,463
I'm glad I ran into you.
571
00:26:30,547 --> 00:26:33,174
I feel like we've hardly
had a chance to connect.
572
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:35,760
Well, here we are.
Here we are.
573
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:39,347
You've heard they're calling
this the ATN Primary?
574
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:42,392
Oh, I wouldn't worry
about all that.
575
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:45,312
You know,
one of the things I...
576
00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:48,189
wanted to discuss
with you is, um...
577
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:51,318
is controlling Tech.
578
00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:53,987
That's a big, big plank for me.
579
00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:55,155
Oh, that's interesting.
580
00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:58,408
That's really interesting.
Uh-huh. Sure.
581
00:26:58,491 --> 00:27:00,327
Sure, and I-I-I...
582
00:27:00,410 --> 00:27:03,830
can sometimes fear a degree
of legal overreach
583
00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:05,498
against you legacy media guys.
584
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:08,460
You heard this thing
that the deputy AG
585
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,628
has a dartboard
with my face on it?
586
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:11,838
Yeah.
587
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:14,382
I mean, I think that's...
588
00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,051
just a rumor.
Mm.
589
00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:17,677
I mean, to me, it's one
of those things
590
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,679
where even if it isn't real,
there's...
591
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,723
a reason
it feels like it is, right?
592
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:24,434
Uh-huh.
593
00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:26,561
Right.
594
00:27:26,644 --> 00:27:28,563
Okay. Good.
595
00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:30,732
Look, I'm just gonna be straight
with you.
596
00:27:30,815 --> 00:27:32,025
I like you.
597
00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:34,694
Petkus and the big-dollar guys
are on the fence.
598
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,863
Let's-Let's--
Let's make this happen.
599
00:27:36,946 --> 00:27:39,032
Yeah? I just need you to...
600
00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:41,076
push me over the brink here.
601
00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,161
Great. I get it.
602
00:27:43,787 --> 00:27:44,954
See you at dinner.
603
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,126
I think he's been waiting
there for me
604
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,712
for the last ten
fucking minutes.
605
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,508
Okay, okay, okay, so...
606
00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:59,969
Comfrey, Lisa's out.
Turns out she's a toxic person.
607
00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,472
You know, and once-once I get
the new legal A-team in place,
608
00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:04,432
we gotta put that out
with the right context.
609
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,226
Okay?
Okay.
610
00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:07,769
Yeah, it's not a big deal.
611
00:28:07,852 --> 00:28:09,396
It's an opportunity.
We just-We just,
612
00:28:09,479 --> 00:28:10,772
you know, flip a big name.
613
00:28:10,855 --> 00:28:12,107
Boom! It's all good.
Totally.
614
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:15,151
It's all good.
Right. Cool, I will tell Barry.
615
00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:18,488
Okay, guys! B-day!
Big, big, big four-oh.
616
00:28:18,571 --> 00:28:20,657
How are we looking?
Shit slaps!
617
00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:23,201
Yeah? You think? What was--
What was the one I liked?
618
00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:25,245
What's the one I liked?
Uh... "End times"?
619
00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:26,788
Right?
Weimar meets Carthage
620
00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:29,791
meets Dante meets AI and...
Right.
621
00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:32,168
...antibiotic-resistant
superbugs.
622
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,628
That's kinda dope, though.
623
00:28:33,711 --> 00:28:36,464
I mean, but aren't
Zadie Smith and fucking...
624
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,757
Chuck D and Lucas Madsen
625
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,926
gonna come
to my antibiotics party?
626
00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:42,137
I don't know...
627
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:43,680
Will he meet?
He's not picking up
628
00:28:43,763 --> 00:28:45,223
to any of our numbers.
629
00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:47,392
Okay. Well, get me new numbers.
Okay.
630
00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,477
Just-Let's keep calling.
Keep calling.
631
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:52,063
He is priority one, Jess.
Yeah.
632
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:55,859
Well, my grandpa...
633
00:28:55,942 --> 00:28:58,278
gave my inheritance
to Greenpeace,
634
00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:00,738
and then someone posted
a comment on their website
635
00:29:00,822 --> 00:29:03,283
and it could contain
a slight on my character,
636
00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:05,952
and then Greenpeace
promoted the comment,
637
00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:10,415
and so my lawyer thinks
that that's defamation...
638
00:29:10,498 --> 00:29:13,460
so yeah, that-that's how
I'm trying to sue Greenpeace.
639
00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:16,337
Is that Shiv Roy?
640
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:17,922
Oh, Mr. Salgado.
641
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:19,549
Good to see you here.
642
00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:21,509
Does this mean
you've finally come
to your senses?
643
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,345
Oh, no. Just shopping
in the marketplace of ideas.
644
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:26,806
Step on in, Shiv.
The water's fine.
645
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:29,350
Hey, I don't mean
to bum rush you here, but...
646
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:31,853
could you help me out?
647
00:29:31,936 --> 00:29:34,564
There's a feeding frenzy
around your dad, and I'm...
648
00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:36,649
trying to stand apart
from the rest of the, you know--
649
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,651
The total fucking whack jobs?
650
00:29:38,735 --> 00:29:40,153
Don't get me wrong.
I'm with the base.
651
00:29:40,236 --> 00:29:42,447
Mm-hmm?
Energy is extraordinary.
652
00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:44,491
I just think I can bring
traditional conservatives
653
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:46,826
to a more diverse dialogue.
654
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,412
ATN hasn't given you
a lot of shine. It's true.
655
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:52,749
Not to be indiscreet, but, um...
I just feel...
656
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:57,337
if I was in the White House
and you were in the C-suite,
657
00:29:57,837 --> 00:29:59,422
we could mold.
658
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:02,425
Oh, wow!
Sir, you are very forward.
659
00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:03,885
Was that forward?
Mm-hmm.
660
00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:05,678
Get your old man
to make me president.
661
00:30:05,762 --> 00:30:07,931
I'll see to it
that you become CEO,
662
00:30:08,014 --> 00:30:09,933
even if I have
to send your dad to prison.
663
00:30:10,850 --> 00:30:13,269
Wow, that is, uh--
That's very funny.
664
00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:14,646
So, it's decided?
665
00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,649
You land this for me,
I send your dad up the river?
666
00:30:17,732 --> 00:30:20,026
Uh... Yeah, I mean, unless...
667
00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:21,236
unless he resigns in a month!
668
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:23,321
Clean kill, baby.
669
00:30:23,404 --> 00:30:25,323
Good stuff.
670
00:30:25,406 --> 00:30:26,824
Okay, very funny!
671
00:30:30,286 --> 00:30:31,913
Look, you want some advice?
672
00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:33,540
Hoard mackerel tins.
673
00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,750
I know. Sounds funny, right?
674
00:30:35,833 --> 00:30:38,336
But you're gonna need them
for bartering.
675
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,255
Yeah?
Yeah.
676
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,423
Greg, can you?
Will you keep a note?
677
00:30:42,507 --> 00:30:44,842
Oh, yeah.
Oh, and the toilet.
678
00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,845
Your toilet
is your stair machine,
679
00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,557
it's your bench,
it's, uh... your fridge,
680
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,100
it's your...
...lover,
681
00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:54,769
it's-it's-it's your brother,
it's your priest.
682
00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:59,274
Oh, and also, most importantly,
it's also your... toilet.
683
00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:01,442
Okay.
Right. Right.
684
00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,570
Yeah, that's-that--
I mean, that's-yeah, that's--
685
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:04,904
So, that's a big part of prison?
686
00:31:04,988 --> 00:31:08,741
It could be a perfect gentleman.
687
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,368
Could also be
a terrible bastard.
688
00:31:10,451 --> 00:31:11,953
Your toilet can be a bastard?
689
00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:14,789
Key is unity.
690
00:31:14,872 --> 00:31:17,000
If we land a favorite,
I can pool the big money.
691
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:21,796
But I need to know the messaging
will be there to back me up.
692
00:31:21,879 --> 00:31:24,257
I like him,
but a lot of people are asking,
693
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,341
"Is Boyer a fighter?"
694
00:31:25,425 --> 00:31:26,801
I don't care
about the resume
695
00:31:26,884 --> 00:31:28,678
or ideological purity
696
00:31:28,761 --> 00:31:30,763
as long as they get it
697
00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:32,640
and they pop.
698
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,142
If you're looking
for someone who gets it,
699
00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:35,685
I got your man.
700
00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:38,438
Connor Roy.
He's got a brand name,
701
00:31:38,521 --> 00:31:40,773
war chest, populist appeal
702
00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:43,109
and he's a fighter.
Hey, thanks, Pete.
703
00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:45,361
I believe I speak for my father
704
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:48,031
when I offer
a firm and robust...
705
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:51,826
No comment.
706
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:53,620
Sure.
707
00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:57,457
I could see Connor.
Sure, I agree.
708
00:31:57,540 --> 00:32:01,377
The sword has been pulled
from the stone, my liege.
709
00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,046
Look at us, playing nice.
710
00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:04,297
People might think
we liked each other.
711
00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,257
No. No, what?
Hey, I'm a conservative.
712
00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,675
I like tradition.
713
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:08,843
I doff my cap
714
00:32:08,926 --> 00:32:11,596
to Vice President Boyer's
years of loyal service.
715
00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:12,722
Thank you.
716
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:15,183
I believe you used to call me
"Martin Van Boring."
717
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:18,019
Hey! Come on!
No, I still call you that.
718
00:32:18,102 --> 00:32:21,397
Mencken and I may differ
in some areas, but, uh...
719
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,024
we both agree
that this is the party
720
00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,692
of the working class now.
721
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,570
What? Shiv?
722
00:32:27,654 --> 00:32:30,198
All the riches counties
in America are blue.
723
00:32:30,281 --> 00:32:33,910
The Democrats and Tech
hold all the wealth.
724
00:32:33,993 --> 00:32:36,496
I just think some of us
get so high off owning the libs,
725
00:32:36,579 --> 00:32:37,789
we forget to talk policy.
726
00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:39,874
Yeah, Rick loves to talk policy.
727
00:32:39,957 --> 00:32:41,417
What he does is he memorizes
728
00:32:41,501 --> 00:32:43,878
a National Review issue
from 2012
729
00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:45,880
and then,
he recites it back to you.
730
00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:48,132
Cool policy, bro.
And Jeryd hates to talk policy
731
00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:50,802
because it would mean,
you know, having one.
732
00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:52,303
Sick burn, brosef!
733
00:32:52,387 --> 00:32:54,013
Oh, no, no, no.
We're kidding. We're kidding.
734
00:32:54,097 --> 00:32:56,683
We like each other. I--
I listen to his speeches...
735
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:58,226
every night.
They help me drop off.
736
00:32:58,309 --> 00:33:00,645
Maybe it's boring talking
about populist solutions
737
00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:02,021
for working families.
Rick, come on!
738
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,856
You jerked off
to Reagan's headshot
739
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:06,109
for 30 years,
and now you're Tom Joad?
740
00:33:06,192 --> 00:33:08,194
Ugh, God!
It's so fucking boring.
741
00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:10,279
What's that?
Hmm?
742
00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:11,364
What?
743
00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:14,534
No, I've just-I've seen
your thing quite a lot.
744
00:33:14,617 --> 00:33:16,160
And that-What's that?
What's my thing?
745
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:18,413
YouTube provocateur bullshit.
746
00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:19,580
Aristo-populism.
747
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,666
"Rape is natural.
It's all red pill, baby."
748
00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:22,875
I'm just...
749
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,752
I'm just so fucking over it.
750
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,129
Have you read Plato?
751
00:33:27,004 --> 00:33:28,673
Uh... Yeah.
752
00:33:28,756 --> 00:33:30,216
Remind me. What happens?
753
00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,843
Read Plato. Read Plato!
754
00:33:31,926 --> 00:33:34,262
Oh, don't want to!
Don't fucking want to.
755
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:36,848
See, he doesn't actually want
to have a conversation.
756
00:33:36,931 --> 00:33:38,599
Yeah.
He just wants to yell
loud enough...
757
00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:39,684
Yeah.
...to get on ATN.
758
00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:41,561
Nah! Fuck ATN!
759
00:33:42,895 --> 00:33:45,982
No, really, ATN is treated
as a bulwark, but it's dead.
760
00:33:46,065 --> 00:33:47,567
It's basically...
761
00:33:47,650 --> 00:33:50,319
a pudding cup at 5:00 p.m.
in the nursing home.
762
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:55,074
Honestly. Doesn't speak to me.
763
00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:57,577
Doesn't speak to the--
the people that I talk to.
764
00:33:57,660 --> 00:34:03,207
It is status quo bedtime stories
to maximize shareholder value.
765
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:05,460
No disrespect, Logan Roy...
766
00:34:06,711 --> 00:34:08,588
was an icon, but, you know...
767
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,048
he's no longer relevant.
768
00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:14,969
You recognize this fucker?
Nope.
769
00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:18,556
Fucking jelly-boned, low-T,
pip-pip cheerio fucker!
770
00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:20,308
You told Dad yet?
771
00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,976
No. We have to stop
the wedding, though. Right?
772
00:34:22,059 --> 00:34:24,103
What? Stop obsessing
over Mom's new husband.
773
00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,938
Just get over it. Who cares?
Get over it?
774
00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:27,523
It just fucking happened.
775
00:34:27,607 --> 00:34:29,734
My mother is marrying
some dickhead
776
00:34:29,817 --> 00:34:30,860
crooked-toothed turnip man.
777
00:34:30,943 --> 00:34:32,612
What's wrong is how little
you care about it,
778
00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:33,905
you frozen bitch.
Poor Rome!
779
00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,031
His dreams of porking Mom
780
00:34:35,114 --> 00:34:37,617
slipping through his little
lubed-up fingers.
781
00:34:41,078 --> 00:34:43,372
Hey, so! Come in! Come in!
782
00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,791
Yeah.
Sit.
783
00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:46,042
Sit.
784
00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,752
Is Greg necessary?
785
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,338
Just keep your trap shut.
786
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:52,924
Watch.
All right, thank you, sir.
787
00:34:53,841 --> 00:34:55,510
Minimizing the Greg window.
788
00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:57,678
There's a lot
of chaff flying.
789
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,138
A lot of flapping.
790
00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:01,307
But Ron and me
are going to meet and figure out
791
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:03,684
how we can pull
for the same name.
792
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:07,897
We need one voice on this,
or we could fall apart
793
00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:10,399
and hand it to the fuck-fuck
donkey gang.
794
00:35:10,483 --> 00:35:11,776
Right.
795
00:35:11,859 --> 00:35:12,860
So...
796
00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:16,197
who do we like?
797
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:19,742
Well, shouldn't we kick it
around a bit?
798
00:35:19,826 --> 00:35:20,910
You know, it feels like
it's poised,
799
00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:23,830
so if you and Petkus
come together and--
800
00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:25,748
and then the other donors
follow, then it's--
801
00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:26,874
Exactly.
802
00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:29,085
We're picking.
803
00:35:29,168 --> 00:35:31,087
We haven't got all night.
804
00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,630
I like Connor Roy.
805
00:35:36,717 --> 00:35:38,427
Honestly, Dad,
I think you go Dems.
806
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:39,720
Wow.
Yeah, I do.
807
00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,138
Jesus Christ.
808
00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:42,682
Um, I...
809
00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:44,851
kinda like Mencken, but...
810
00:35:44,934 --> 00:35:48,437
I know he's kind of shitty,
so if it's now, I guess, Boyer,
811
00:35:48,521 --> 00:35:51,023
but can I just say
I don't like Boyer--
812
00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:52,441
What? What's with the fucking--
Roman.
813
00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:54,193
No disrespect,
but Boyer's yesterday's papers.
814
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:56,320
The Dems will run on change
and blow him away.
815
00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:57,697
Ooh, Mrs. Politics!
816
00:35:57,780 --> 00:35:59,574
How many big races did you win
as a consultant?
817
00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,492
Four? Three? Did you win two?
Roman! Boyer is not a winner,
818
00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:02,618
and we know that.
One?
819
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,537
Okay, well, then,
should we talk to Mencken,
820
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:06,956
see if we can deal?
The base does like him.
821
00:36:07,874 --> 00:36:08,875
Right?
822
00:36:12,044 --> 00:36:13,504
Uh...
823
00:36:13,588 --> 00:36:18,092
look, can I... say something?
Uh... No.
824
00:36:18,175 --> 00:36:22,638
Mencken is an integralist,
nativist fuckhead. He's toxic.
825
00:36:22,722 --> 00:36:25,266
He's "Medicare for all,
abortions for none."
826
00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:26,684
And his idea of diplomacy
827
00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:28,477
is shooting roe deer
with Viktor Orban
828
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,354
and then starting
a trade war with China.
829
00:36:30,438 --> 00:36:32,523
Look, I'm tough. I know that
there's the carnival bark
830
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:34,233
and then there's
the fucking show, but...
831
00:36:34,317 --> 00:36:36,277
he is outside the American
political tradition.
832
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,779
And I think we have
a responsibility as Waystar...
833
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,489
...to the...
834
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:42,575
...American Republic and--
835
00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:43,826
and to the future of--
836
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:45,411
Fuck you, Roman!
Four score years
and whatever...
837
00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:47,121
No, he's talked about--
...my sister did bring forth
838
00:36:47,204 --> 00:36:48,998
from her bedroom
a cup of milky sputum.
839
00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:50,374
You done?
Yeah, done.
840
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,959
He's talked about burning Korans
841
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:53,336
and licensing
press credentials.
Yeah.
842
00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:55,129
He's shifting
the Overton window.
843
00:36:55,212 --> 00:36:56,505
I'm surprised you know
what that fucking is.
844
00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:58,049
I do.
He's opening it
845
00:36:58,132 --> 00:36:59,383
and throwing
union organizers out of it.
Oh, my God.
846
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:00,509
Stop Chicken Littling us.
847
00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:01,802
It just makes us
wanna all have a nap.
848
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:02,929
Stop being
a dirty little pixie
849
00:37:03,012 --> 00:37:04,513
whispering swastikas
in Dad's ear.
850
00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:06,307
Boom! There you go again!
So fucking route one!
851
00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,975
I'm not saying it's going to be
the full Third Reich,
852
00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:09,352
but I am genuinely concerned
853
00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:11,479
that we could slide into a...
...into a--
854
00:37:11,562 --> 00:37:13,773
a Russian Berlusconied
Brazilian fuck pile.
855
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:16,400
You have a trophy husband
and several fur coats.
856
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:18,027
I think you're gonna be fine.
Tom!
857
00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:19,779
Who do you like?
858
00:37:19,862 --> 00:37:21,113
Me? I, uh...
859
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:22,657
I think Shiv...
860
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,241
Shiv talks a lot of sense.
861
00:37:24,325 --> 00:37:25,618
But I also jibe with Salgado.
862
00:37:25,701 --> 00:37:26,786
Oh, you "jibe" with him?
863
00:37:26,869 --> 00:37:28,287
Pretty sure that's racist, Tom.
May I, uh--
864
00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:30,456
Sorry, do I get a vote?
Sure you do, buddy.
865
00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:33,042
You get to vote at the election
with all the other folks.
866
00:37:33,125 --> 00:37:34,418
All right, yeah.
867
00:37:34,502 --> 00:37:36,587
Well, I guess, I just feel
like you maybe get a bigger vote
868
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,339
in here.
Easy, Castro.
869
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:42,093
Boyer is likely to be flexible
over the DOJ.
870
00:37:42,176 --> 00:37:43,803
Not if he doesn't win,
which he won't.
871
00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:47,348
Although, we are hearing rumors
that the case is weakening.
872
00:37:47,431 --> 00:37:49,141
And that no one big...
873
00:37:49,225 --> 00:37:52,019
is likely to do jail time.
Great.
874
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,897
With the notable exception
of Tom, obviously.
875
00:37:54,981 --> 00:37:57,108
Sorry, Tom.
No, please, Hugo. Understood.
876
00:37:57,191 --> 00:38:00,820
Look, if you don't go blue, Dad,
then at least we have to be...
877
00:38:00,903 --> 00:38:02,279
backing Salgado.
878
00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:03,489
Señor Dickless.
879
00:38:03,572 --> 00:38:05,324
Captain of the Tampa Bay
Cuckaneers.
880
00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:07,118
Uh... Cyd. Sorry.
881
00:38:07,201 --> 00:38:08,577
Duty calls.
Look, I don't like him.
882
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,329
He's a neocon
pretending to be a Paleocon,
883
00:38:10,413 --> 00:38:12,331
but he at least talks base,
and...
Hello?
884
00:38:12,415 --> 00:38:15,084
Tom?
Uh-huh?
885
00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:16,669
Where are you right now?
886
00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:18,587
Uh... Virginia.
887
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,341
No, where are you
in the building?
888
00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,219
Shiv, can I just say,
889
00:38:25,302 --> 00:38:27,054
and I know that we have had
our differences,
890
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:30,599
but I do think you are so brave
for picking the brown man.
891
00:38:30,683 --> 00:38:32,059
I think that we should get
you a medal.
892
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,352
Amazing.
A special medal,
for white women
893
00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:34,603
who like brown men.
Just being a racist now.
894
00:38:34,687 --> 00:38:36,355
"I'm a good girl.
I pretend to care about people
895
00:38:36,439 --> 00:38:37,773
'cause no one cares about me."
896
00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:40,234
Oh, yeah, actually, do you have
something you wanna tell Dad?
897
00:38:40,317 --> 00:38:43,154
From Mom? A message that maybe
you could share, Rome?
898
00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:46,282
Uh... Yeah, wow. Fuck you!
Thanks, I do.
899
00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:47,658
I have a message, uh, yeah.
900
00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:49,994
Uh... Mom's getting remarried.
901
00:38:50,953 --> 00:38:51,954
Hmm.
902
00:38:52,538 --> 00:38:53,706
To Bertie Woofter?
903
00:38:53,789 --> 00:38:56,917
Uh... No, to Peter, um...
uh... Pe-uh-Munion.
904
00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,627
Peter Munion.
You're fucking kidding?
905
00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:02,298
The seat sniffer?
906
00:39:02,381 --> 00:39:03,758
He's been hanging
around...
907
00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:06,093
...for forty years.
Yeah, and, uh, she would--
908
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,012
they would love it, apparently,
909
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:09,638
if you came
to their big Tuscan wedding.
910
00:39:09,722 --> 00:39:12,433
Ooh! Lah-di-dah!
911
00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:14,518
And they sent you
as messenger boy?
912
00:39:23,402 --> 00:39:24,945
Hey, man.
Hey.
913
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,238
Thanks for coming.
914
00:39:27,990 --> 00:39:30,117
Hey.
915
00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:33,746
So, I will take the, uh,
Griddle Hero special, please.
916
00:39:33,829 --> 00:39:36,123
With double hash browns.
Fully loaded.
917
00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:37,583
And a plain waffle
918
00:39:37,666 --> 00:39:40,044
and a-and a large cup
of room-temperature water.
919
00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,128
Thank you.
920
00:39:43,839 --> 00:39:45,299
Uh...
921
00:39:45,382 --> 00:39:47,009
I might just watch him.
922
00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:49,845
You know that Rasputin would
take a dose of arsenic,
923
00:39:49,929 --> 00:39:53,349
uh, with breakfast each morning
to build up his tolerance?
924
00:39:56,852 --> 00:39:58,312
Look, so...
925
00:40:00,689 --> 00:40:03,526
I think you know...
I've always liked you, Tom.
926
00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:05,945
Well, I like you too, Kendall.
I mean, I have notes.
927
00:40:06,028 --> 00:40:08,489
Oh, no. I have notes.
928
00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:09,949
I think mine
might be more extensive...
929
00:40:10,032 --> 00:40:12,159
I don't know.
...than yours.
930
00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:15,079
But look. I think
I can get you out of this mess,
931
00:40:15,162 --> 00:40:16,372
where you're going.
932
00:40:17,706 --> 00:40:19,291
Well, uh...
933
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,001
nothing is certain, so...
934
00:40:23,087 --> 00:40:24,630
You know
they're calling you...
935
00:40:24,713 --> 00:40:26,090
the Christmas tree?
936
00:40:27,883 --> 00:40:28,843
Yeah?
937
00:40:28,926 --> 00:40:31,178
Perhaps that's because
I'm tall and jolly.
938
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:34,181
Maybe. You think?
939
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:36,142
But I think maybe you don't want
to be the chip
940
00:40:36,225 --> 00:40:38,519
the company offers up
when it has no choice.
941
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:40,771
Well...
942
00:40:42,064 --> 00:40:44,650
obviously, I would prefer that
not to happen,
943
00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:46,360
but, um...
944
00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:49,113
it's complicated.
It is.
945
00:40:49,196 --> 00:40:51,073
But I'm here to ask,
are you interested
946
00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,451
in an alternative,
theoretically?
947
00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:57,663
I have, of late, uh,
948
00:40:57,746 --> 00:41:01,167
decided not to tarry
too much with hope.
949
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:03,335
Okay, well, my case is...
950
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:07,715
It's strong. It's--
No, it's-it's...
951
00:41:08,465 --> 00:41:10,718
My case is fine.
952
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:12,970
It has gaps.
953
00:41:14,555 --> 00:41:15,848
But if I had someone
who could say
954
00:41:15,931 --> 00:41:18,809
that nothing gets signed off on
without my dad's say-so,
955
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:20,227
which I think we both know
to be true...
956
00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,270
Ooh, I--
...then--
957
00:41:21,353 --> 00:41:23,272
I don't know
that I do know that, Ken.
958
00:41:25,149 --> 00:41:26,233
Uh-huh.
959
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,736
Yeah, I'm just
a humble servant, Ken.
960
00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:36,160
I admire you, man.
961
00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:38,537
I do, I fucking-You know?
962
00:41:38,621 --> 00:41:41,040
You-You-You're-Look at--
You're a long way from home.
963
00:41:42,333 --> 00:41:43,667
You're far from the tree.
964
00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:48,255
You've played your hand well,
965
00:41:48,339 --> 00:41:49,882
and you're sitting
at the top table.
966
00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:52,593
Well, shucks. Thank you.
967
00:41:52,676 --> 00:41:55,387
I fell in love with your sister.
That's what happened.
968
00:41:55,471 --> 00:41:57,306
Sure. Oh, yeah.
Right, right, right.
969
00:41:57,389 --> 00:41:58,515
Sure. Sure, man.
970
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,560
The country mouse
and the hot tamale.
971
00:42:02,728 --> 00:42:04,063
And you're just, uh...
972
00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:06,190
what? Just--
973
00:42:06,273 --> 00:42:08,567
I suppose you're just
a long glass of water.
974
00:42:09,818 --> 00:42:11,403
No agenda?
I guess.
975
00:42:12,821 --> 00:42:14,198
Well,
here's how it goes.
976
00:42:14,281 --> 00:42:16,992
I have new lawyers,
who are fucking amazing.
977
00:42:17,785 --> 00:42:18,911
I do not underestimate
978
00:42:18,994 --> 00:42:21,372
the cognitive dissonance
you're experiencing.
979
00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:24,250
Lying, hiding.
980
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,834
But pretty soon,
981
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:27,211
granted immunity.
982
00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:29,755
And you're not going to prison.
983
00:42:30,965 --> 00:42:32,258
How does that sound?
984
00:42:35,219 --> 00:42:37,346
I guess there are other names.
985
00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:41,225
We have to be united
on this.
986
00:42:41,308 --> 00:42:43,978
It's a disaster if we splinter.
987
00:42:44,061 --> 00:42:45,604
Salgado has great narrative.
988
00:42:45,688 --> 00:42:47,940
Quit butt-huffing Salgado, Shiv.
989
00:42:48,023 --> 00:42:49,942
We all supported
your little DC lemonade stand,
990
00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:51,986
but this is the fucking
real world.
This actually matters.
991
00:42:52,069 --> 00:42:53,237
Roman, you just love
the boot
992
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,364
'cause you love
to be kicked by it.
993
00:42:55,823 --> 00:42:56,949
What?
994
00:42:57,783 --> 00:42:58,951
What?
995
00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:00,202
Nothing. No.
996
00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:02,579
What about Connor?
997
00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:04,415
Interesting.
998
00:43:04,498 --> 00:43:07,167
I do believe that idea
has good promise.
999
00:43:07,626 --> 00:43:08,627
I do.
1000
00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:10,421
I could see it.
1001
00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:12,381
Well, if you can see it,
1002
00:43:12,464 --> 00:43:13,757
should we talk about it?
1003
00:43:13,841 --> 00:43:16,427
Kids?
Um...
1004
00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:17,928
sure, I don't know.
1005
00:43:18,429 --> 00:43:19,430
Yeah.
1006
00:43:21,098 --> 00:43:22,766
Like, but, like, really?
1007
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:25,477
Uh...
1008
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,104
I guess.
1009
00:43:27,187 --> 00:43:28,314
Sure. I don't know.
1010
00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:30,482
They're all fucking weirdos
anyway, so why not?
1011
00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,109
No offense, Con.
None taken.
1012
00:43:32,192 --> 00:43:33,902
I mean, he's a good-looking kid.
1013
00:43:34,737 --> 00:43:37,031
He's smart... in his way.
1014
00:43:37,114 --> 00:43:40,576
Fucking Joe Kennedy
did it for his boys?
1015
00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:41,869
So let's get him in there
1016
00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:43,620
with a smile and a shoeshine
1017
00:43:43,704 --> 00:43:46,582
and get Ron and everyone
behind him.
1018
00:43:46,665 --> 00:43:49,585
I would fight so fuckin' hard
for this family, Pop.
1019
00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:53,297
Siobhan?
1020
00:43:53,380 --> 00:43:55,549
As a political consultant,
what do you think?
1021
00:43:55,632 --> 00:43:57,009
Come on.
1022
00:43:57,092 --> 00:43:59,136
Well-Okay, well,
not huge name ID,
1023
00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:01,055
but the family name
will be a factor and...
1024
00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:02,389
A positive. One of many.
1025
00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,850
Uh... He's got no track record.
1026
00:44:04,933 --> 00:44:06,602
Nothing to beat me with.
1027
00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:07,936
I'm a clean skin.
1028
00:44:09,104 --> 00:44:10,606
And I guess, in terms of...
1029
00:44:10,689 --> 00:44:12,691
presentation
and connection skills...
1030
00:44:12,775 --> 00:44:13,942
Tick, tick.
1031
00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:16,195
He can walk and chew gum.
1032
00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:17,946
He pisses pretty straight.
1033
00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:20,240
Pretty damn straight.
I piss policy laser.
1034
00:44:20,324 --> 00:44:21,950
Okay, um, are we being
serious about this?
1035
00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:25,079
We're talking about trying
to make Connor president...
1036
00:44:25,162 --> 00:44:27,539
of the United States of America.
Crap pants!
1037
00:44:27,623 --> 00:44:29,875
Roman, it's a big tent.
Why don't you just come in?
1038
00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:32,294
Sure, I might call
the guy who waxes my balls.
1039
00:44:32,378 --> 00:44:33,629
He's a possible.
Jesus.
1040
00:44:33,712 --> 00:44:34,880
Greg!
1041
00:44:37,007 --> 00:44:38,467
Would you vote
for Connor?
1042
00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:40,761
Me? Would I...
1043
00:44:40,844 --> 00:44:42,805
Um...
1044
00:44:42,888 --> 00:44:43,806
Honestly.
1045
00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:46,266
Uh-Uh-Honestly,
uh, yeah, I-I...
1046
00:44:46,350 --> 00:44:49,144
It depends. I-I think...
1047
00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:52,231
I think I could see myself, uh,
spoiling my ballot
1048
00:44:52,314 --> 00:44:54,108
in his favor.
1049
00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:55,901
Depending on the opposition.
Yeah.
1050
00:44:55,984 --> 00:44:57,361
What do you think, Shiv?
1051
00:44:57,444 --> 00:44:58,904
Is it nuts?
1052
00:44:58,987 --> 00:45:00,531
I love Con. I do. But...
1053
00:45:00,614 --> 00:45:03,450
if-if we're talking about this
seriously, I think we have to...
1054
00:45:04,326 --> 00:45:05,452
look at Salgado!
1055
00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,329
Can I bring him up here?
Oh, come on.
1056
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:09,998
Hugo. Call Boyer.
1057
00:45:10,082 --> 00:45:12,584
Okay, if-if she's bringing up
Soggy Salgado,
1058
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,503
then I want to see
if we can tame Mencken, okay?
1059
00:45:14,586 --> 00:45:15,921
Oh, for fuck's sake!
1060
00:45:16,547 --> 00:45:17,673
Speakerphone.
1061
00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:21,593
Hello?
1062
00:45:22,052 --> 00:45:24,304
Hi! Dave!
1063
00:45:24,388 --> 00:45:25,472
It's Logan.
1064
00:45:26,223 --> 00:45:27,266
How are you?
1065
00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:30,519
Uh... G-Good, Logan.
How are you?
1066
00:45:30,602 --> 00:45:32,730
Oh, I'm fine.
We're all fine.
1067
00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:34,398
I'm here in my suite.
1068
00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:36,859
Uh... Would you fancy
stopping by?
1069
00:45:36,942 --> 00:45:38,569
Uh, it's pretty late, Logan.
1070
00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:40,195
Uh-huh.
1071
00:45:43,323 --> 00:45:44,783
But s-sure. Sure.
1072
00:45:44,867 --> 00:45:47,828
Great. Great.
And Dave, listen, um...
1073
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:50,789
my fridge is bare.
1074
00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:53,125
I don't suppose you could
run me over a Coke?
1075
00:45:54,460 --> 00:45:56,044
Did you mean
to call room service?
1076
00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:58,714
If you don't have a Coke,
1077
00:45:59,339 --> 00:46:00,757
is there something else?
1078
00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:03,093
Yes?
1079
00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:06,555
Could you fire
the deputy attorney general?
1080
00:46:09,099 --> 00:46:11,518
Fire the deputy
attorney general?
1081
00:46:13,687 --> 00:46:16,815
I'm kidding.
Come on over.
1082
00:46:18,066 --> 00:46:19,109
Have a chat.
1083
00:46:19,693 --> 00:46:21,612
If it's convenient.
1084
00:46:21,695 --> 00:46:23,280
Sure,
I'll be over in a few minutes.
1085
00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:25,491
Thank you, Hugo.
1086
00:46:25,574 --> 00:46:29,828
Take the boy and go.
Um... Yeah. Yeah.
1087
00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:33,207
I-I-I will go. I--
I just want to say, I think...
1088
00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:35,501
um...
1089
00:46:35,584 --> 00:46:39,546
I-I-I think I owe it
to my country to say...
1090
00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:43,967
I don't think you should crown--
or make Connor president.
1091
00:46:44,051 --> 00:46:46,637
That's it. Thank you.
Good night. Sorry.
1092
00:46:48,555 --> 00:46:50,390
So-So, what do you think?
1093
00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:58,774
Let me think.
Yeah, take your time.
1094
00:46:58,857 --> 00:47:01,026
I see it's tough for you.
Yeah.
1095
00:47:01,109 --> 00:47:03,278
You know, my dad seems powerful.
1096
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:05,531
Shiv seems safe.
1097
00:47:06,114 --> 00:47:07,115
But, uh...
1098
00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:12,162
I don't know.
You think she'll still be there?
1099
00:47:12,246 --> 00:47:14,122
Waiting for you after prison?
1100
00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:19,586
How exactly does it work if I...
1101
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,630
if I do come over to you?
1102
00:47:21,713 --> 00:47:23,882
I mean, how--
how is it better...
1103
00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:26,885
for me when I tell my wife...
1104
00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:28,554
whom I love,
1105
00:47:28,637 --> 00:47:30,931
and this family,
that I'm turning against them?
1106
00:47:31,598 --> 00:47:32,599
How?
1107
00:47:34,142 --> 00:47:35,686
She'll respect you.
1108
00:47:35,769 --> 00:47:37,771
Tell her, "What's she doing?"
Bring her over.
1109
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:38,939
Logan goes down.
1110
00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:41,400
Shiv knows
who the fucking man is.
1111
00:47:44,152 --> 00:47:45,237
Come on, man.
1112
00:47:46,655 --> 00:47:48,991
But h-And I don't mean
to be insulting, but,
1113
00:47:49,074 --> 00:47:50,576
having been around a bit...
1114
00:47:53,161 --> 00:47:54,162
my hunch...
1115
00:47:55,789 --> 00:47:57,875
is that you're
going to get fucked
1116
00:47:57,958 --> 00:48:00,961
because I've seen you
get fucked a lot.
1117
00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:03,380
And I've never seen
Logan get fucked once.
1118
00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:17,811
Nice. Classy.
1119
00:48:17,894 --> 00:48:20,272
♪ ♪
1120
00:48:20,355 --> 00:48:22,065
Yeah.
1121
00:48:22,149 --> 00:48:23,567
Okay, I gotta go.
1122
00:48:23,650 --> 00:48:25,611
Do you know what they're doing
up in the suite?
1123
00:48:27,529 --> 00:48:29,281
They're picking
the next president.
1124
00:48:40,459 --> 00:48:43,086
♪ ♪
1125
00:48:52,095 --> 00:48:56,350
Greg! Greg!
Greg! Greg! Greg!
1126
00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:58,685
Fuck Greenpeace!
1127
00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:00,896
Uh-No--
1128
00:49:00,979 --> 00:49:04,024
Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
I'm all right.
1129
00:49:04,107 --> 00:49:06,276
Oh-Okay.
1130
00:49:07,152 --> 00:49:09,571
♪ ♪
1131
00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:21,541
Obviously, we take
the integrity
1132
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:23,543
of the Justice Department
very seriously.
1133
00:49:23,627 --> 00:49:25,879
But there is always
the question of overreach.
1134
00:49:25,962 --> 00:49:31,385
So, yeah, on Tech, I mean...
the strategy is clear.
1135
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:32,886
I hear you about Gojo.
1136
00:49:33,887 --> 00:49:36,431
I personally don't think
there would be
1137
00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:38,225
any regulatory issues.
1138
00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:41,061
Well,
1139
00:49:41,561 --> 00:49:43,230
thank you, Dave.
1140
00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:46,566
Thank you, Mr. Vice President.
1141
00:49:46,650 --> 00:49:49,027
You've, uh, given us
a lot to think about.
1142
00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:51,113
Great to see you again.
You too.
1143
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:55,075
Wonderful to see you again,
my very good adversary.
1144
00:49:58,286 --> 00:50:00,122
So, just wanted to
chit-chat a little bit.
1145
00:50:00,205 --> 00:50:02,207
That was funny earlier,
you know.
1146
00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:06,044
You tripping the light fantastic
on Grandpappy's nutsack.
1147
00:50:06,128 --> 00:50:09,256
When I called your dad bullshit?
I mean, did that bump?
1148
00:50:09,339 --> 00:50:10,841
Oh, yeah, yeah,
never heard that before.
1149
00:50:10,924 --> 00:50:13,385
Like, that was, like,
hardcore and junk.
1150
00:50:13,468 --> 00:50:15,345
'Cause the thing is,
this monkey don't dance.
1151
00:50:15,429 --> 00:50:16,596
This monkey right here?
Yeah.
1152
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,765
This dancing monkey
in Dad's bathroom doesn't dance?
1153
00:50:18,849 --> 00:50:19,933
That's right.
1154
00:50:21,977 --> 00:50:24,271
Um... So...
1155
00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:26,189
I did want to
talk to you about something.
1156
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:28,525
And fuck it,
I'll just come out and say it.
1157
00:50:28,608 --> 00:50:30,902
Fascists are kind of cool...
1158
00:50:30,986 --> 00:50:34,364
but not really. So, is that,
like, a problem, a thing?
1159
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:37,617
Seriously?
Me? I just...
1160
00:50:38,785 --> 00:50:40,746
I don't have
a lot of boundaries.
1161
00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:43,248
St. Augustine, Thomas Aquinas,
1162
00:50:43,331 --> 00:50:45,292
Schumacher.
I'll borrow from anyone.
1163
00:50:45,375 --> 00:50:46,626
And, you know...
1164
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:50,714
if Franco or H or Travis Bickle
had a good pitch, fuck it!
1165
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:54,217
I'm a man for all seasons.
Mm-hmm. "H"?
1166
00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:56,178
You know, there was
a very naughty boy named "H."
1167
00:50:56,261 --> 00:50:59,681
I'm a fully-fledged,
small-D democrat.
1168
00:50:59,765 --> 00:51:01,391
A well-regulated election
1169
00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:04,186
is a transmission frequency
for God's grace.
1170
00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:06,062
Holy shit. You really are
a Christian, aren't you?
1171
00:51:06,146 --> 00:51:09,608
Well, no, no, no.
My only thing is, like,
who's the stakeholder, right?
1172
00:51:09,691 --> 00:51:11,109
I've been tending, you know,
1173
00:51:11,193 --> 00:51:14,654
my little garden for, like,
a hundred years, and then...
1174
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:18,158
forty new guys show up
in the back of a truck...
1175
00:51:18,784 --> 00:51:20,243
playing their boombox,
1176
00:51:20,994 --> 00:51:22,037
and it's put to a vote,
1177
00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:24,873
and they decide to, uh,
give my farm to them.
1178
00:51:24,956 --> 00:51:27,959
I mean... I'm like,
"So sorry, what happened?"
1179
00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:29,628
Maybe you have to put in, right?
1180
00:51:29,711 --> 00:51:32,005
Before you get to take out.
Yeah.
1181
00:51:32,088 --> 00:51:33,715
Okay, well, then, you know...
1182
00:51:33,799 --> 00:51:35,217
who gets to, uh...
1183
00:51:36,384 --> 00:51:37,636
who gets to join?
1184
00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:40,055
Well...
1185
00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:41,765
people trust people
who look like them.
1186
00:51:41,848 --> 00:51:43,016
That's just a scientific fact.
1187
00:51:43,099 --> 00:51:45,811
They will give more
tax dollars to help them.
1188
00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:47,354
Hmm.
Now,
1189
00:51:47,437 --> 00:51:50,899
you can integrate new elements,
of course, but come on, man!
1190
00:51:50,982 --> 00:51:52,150
Slowly!
1191
00:51:52,234 --> 00:51:53,527
I mean, fuck!
1192
00:51:55,278 --> 00:51:56,488
I like this country.
1193
00:51:56,571 --> 00:51:58,532
Yeah.
Let's just take a beat
1194
00:51:58,615 --> 00:52:02,077
before we fundamentally alter
its composition?
1195
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,912
Yeah.
1196
00:52:03,995 --> 00:52:05,831
And in terms of, you know,
1197
00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:08,125
this... here.
There's a thing here, right?
1198
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,459
Mm.
And I get it. You're...
1199
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:12,128
You're fucking 6G,
and we're Betamax,
1200
00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:15,090
but, you know, you need us.
I think.
1201
00:52:15,173 --> 00:52:17,551
Our news, our viewers,
those fucking almost-deads,
1202
00:52:17,634 --> 00:52:18,885
that's a big slice of pie.
1203
00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:21,096
Well, if I'm the nominee,
1204
00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:23,056
are any of them
really going to vote against me?
1205
00:52:23,139 --> 00:52:24,850
No, but...
1206
00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:27,227
you know, it's going to be
a fucking shit show...
1207
00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:28,645
...going into the convention.
1208
00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:30,355
I think you could
really use our push.
1209
00:52:30,438 --> 00:52:32,023
I think you could use mine.
1210
00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:34,568
Maybe.
1211
00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:41,074
Where are you in all this?
1212
00:52:41,157 --> 00:52:43,535
S... Me, Roman?
1213
00:52:43,618 --> 00:52:45,412
Uh... You know.
1214
00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:49,332
I'm creeping on the come-up.
Oh, yeah?
1215
00:52:49,416 --> 00:52:51,501
Yeah. I've got some ideas
for ATN, you know.
1216
00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:55,422
Sluice out the fucking porridge
and add some sriracha.
1217
00:52:55,505 --> 00:52:57,757
Poach some of those TikTok
psychos, you know?
1218
00:52:57,841 --> 00:53:00,594
E-girls with fucking guns
and Juul pods, you know?
1219
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:03,513
Give me some straight shot
Blacks and Latinos.
1220
00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:04,890
No more of this fucking...
1221
00:53:04,973 --> 00:53:06,349
pillows and bedpans, you know.
1222
00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:08,852
We're strictly bone broth
and dick pills.
1223
00:53:09,853 --> 00:53:10,896
Deep state conspiracy hour
1224
00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:12,898
but with, like, a fucking wink,
you know? Funny.
1225
00:53:12,981 --> 00:53:14,858
And the whole show...
1226
00:53:14,941 --> 00:53:16,818
is kinda set up for the star.
1227
00:53:17,777 --> 00:53:19,696
President Jeryd Mencken.
1228
00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:32,292
Knock-knock.
1229
00:53:47,515 --> 00:53:48,850
Heard you wanted one.
1230
00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:51,770
Thank you.
1231
00:53:51,853 --> 00:53:53,563
Anointed with a Coke.
1232
00:53:58,318 --> 00:54:00,904
That was nice.
1233
00:54:00,987 --> 00:54:03,490
He's nice.
He's... ...not nice.
1234
00:54:04,366 --> 00:54:06,076
He's not!
Dad?
1235
00:54:06,159 --> 00:54:09,204
I know we came to the market
to buy you a nice milk cow
1236
00:54:09,287 --> 00:54:12,582
but we found ourselves
a fucking T-rex, okay?
1237
00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:15,210
He's box office.
The guy is fucking diesel.
1238
00:54:15,293 --> 00:54:18,129
I mean, he's good on camera.
He's fun. He'll fight.
1239
00:54:18,213 --> 00:54:19,839
Viewers will eat from his hand.
1240
00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,091
No downside.
Oh, yeah.
1241
00:54:21,174 --> 00:54:22,926
Let's just invade Poland, Dad.
No downside.
1242
00:54:23,009 --> 00:54:25,011
No, his chief of staff
broke a kid's jaw at a rally!
1243
00:54:25,095 --> 00:54:26,805
What?
1244
00:54:26,888 --> 00:54:28,139
If we don't come
to an accommodation,
1245
00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:30,350
we get outflanked, and we lose
the ATN dollar machine
1246
00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:33,853
when we need cash to fight Tech.
Right? And buy Gojo.
1247
00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,855
Shiv wants
her way, I want my way,
1248
00:54:35,939 --> 00:54:37,524
Connor wants his way,
so that's even.
1249
00:54:37,607 --> 00:54:41,069
It's not even!
My opinion counts for more!
1250
00:54:41,152 --> 00:54:43,113
No-It does!
It just fucking does!
1251
00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:44,572
Okay? I know this. I know!
1252
00:54:44,656 --> 00:54:47,242
People hate him.
They fucking hate this guy!
1253
00:54:47,325 --> 00:54:49,077
You have to look at the climate.
1254
00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:54,040
Climate said I was going down.
1255
00:54:54,124 --> 00:54:57,752
Climate said
I should just step aside.
1256
00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:02,257
I guess...
1257
00:55:03,466 --> 00:55:05,135
I'm a climate denier.
1258
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:09,556
Uh? I'm sorry,
this is how it happens?
1259
00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:10,974
Good night.
Dad?
1260
00:55:11,057 --> 00:55:14,060
Dad! Come on! He's just--
He's fucking dangerous!
1261
00:55:16,479 --> 00:55:18,273
Definitely fucking.
1262
00:55:19,315 --> 00:55:21,401
Looks like your polling
was off again, Shiv.
1263
00:55:28,950 --> 00:55:30,118
Let's go.
1264
00:55:31,619 --> 00:55:33,621
♪ ♪
1265
00:55:41,254 --> 00:55:43,089
So, I saw you.
1266
00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:45,383
Looked like you were having
a whale of a time
1267
00:55:45,467 --> 00:55:47,802
flying on the wings
of white power.
1268
00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:50,930
Yeah, yeah.
I was, uh, commandeered.
1269
00:55:51,014 --> 00:55:52,390
Did it feel good...
1270
00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:54,809
as the fascists
hoisted you aloft
1271
00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:56,394
like the Stanley Cup?
1272
00:55:56,478 --> 00:55:57,479
So...
1273
00:55:57,562 --> 00:55:59,731
Mencken's gonna take
the weekend straw poll,
1274
00:55:59,814 --> 00:56:02,317
and Petkus has confirmed
he's backing.
1275
00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,526
Good.
1276
00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:06,154
Sunday show
pushed him this morning.
1277
00:56:06,237 --> 00:56:09,157
Let's see if this horse can run.
1278
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:11,242
...couldn't quite...
1279
00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:12,535
...seal the deal.
1280
00:56:12,619 --> 00:56:13,912
And here I was thinking that...
1281
00:56:13,995 --> 00:56:16,498
you were gonna be the man
to put my dad in prison.
1282
00:56:16,581 --> 00:56:18,541
Right.
Siobhan!
1283
00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:20,585
Speak of the devil.
1284
00:56:20,668 --> 00:56:22,504
You take care. Good to see you.
1285
00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:23,963
We're doing photos.
1286
00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:26,257
Family photo.
Uh-With him?
1287
00:56:26,758 --> 00:56:28,593
No. No.
1288
00:56:28,676 --> 00:56:30,095
We're all in it. Let's go.
1289
00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:33,014
You've got enough people
in the shot.
1290
00:56:33,389 --> 00:56:34,432
I'm good.
1291
00:56:37,310 --> 00:56:38,895
Get in the photo, please.
1292
00:56:43,817 --> 00:56:47,987
Siobhan, are you part
of this family or not?
1293
00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:53,743
Not standing next to him.
1294
00:56:53,827 --> 00:56:55,745
I'll be in the photo
but not right by him.
1295
00:56:58,414 --> 00:56:59,624
You win, Pinkie.
1296
00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:01,543
You win.
1297
00:57:02,919 --> 00:57:05,505
You did good this weekend, son.
1298
00:57:07,257 --> 00:57:08,133
Next to the congressman.
1299
00:57:08,216 --> 00:57:09,759
Mr. Mencken.
Roman.
1300
00:57:09,843 --> 00:57:11,261
Congratulations.
Thank you.
1301
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:21,354
Okay, everybody,
just be casual. Relax. Smile.
1302
00:57:21,437 --> 00:57:23,314
Little chin down, Mr. Men--
Congressman.
1303
00:57:23,398 --> 00:57:25,441
And one, two, three.
1304
00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:27,986
Great! Great. Perfect.
1305
00:57:28,069 --> 00:57:29,654
Thank you. Super.
Good.
1306
00:57:29,737 --> 00:57:31,072
Great. Okay.
1307
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:32,949
Um...
1308
00:57:33,032 --> 00:57:34,659
Thank you. Should we get--
1309
00:57:34,742 --> 00:57:37,412
Should we get a couple
of just... Um...
1310
00:57:37,495 --> 00:57:41,291
♪ ♪
1311
00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:42,435
♪ ♪
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