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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,057 --> 00:00:49,150 With only four weeks left to election day... 2 00:00:49,225 --> 00:00:51,716 ...candidates for New Mexico's vacant Senate seat... 3 00:00:51,795 --> 00:00:54,161 ...former Democratic Congressman Lloyd Wannamaker... 4 00:00:54,230 --> 00:00:56,198 ...and Republican businessman Ray Garvin... 5 00:00:56,266 --> 00:00:58,359 Gentlemen, place your bets. 6 00:00:58,435 --> 00:01:01,461 $10 he'll say these guys will sway the voters. 7 00:01:01,538 --> 00:01:03,836 - No. He'll say "woo." - "Entice." 8 00:01:03,907 --> 00:01:06,068 ...in an effort to woo the state's... 9 00:01:06,142 --> 00:01:10,169 Yes! Thank you. No checks, please. 10 00:01:10,580 --> 00:01:14,414 I need those stats. I can't write him a speech saying, "Take my word for it." 11 00:01:14,484 --> 00:01:15,678 - Thanks. - Julia. 12 00:01:15,752 --> 00:01:18,118 - Hello, Julia. - Larry, Curly, Moe. 13 00:01:19,055 --> 00:01:21,888 I see you wimped out on the anti-development piece. 14 00:01:21,958 --> 00:01:24,859 - Page 10, next to the crossword puzzle? - Come on. 15 00:01:25,895 --> 00:01:27,362 How's the school-aid speech? 16 00:01:27,430 --> 00:01:29,864 I think we can really make a difference for these kids. 17 00:01:29,933 --> 00:01:30,973 If Lloyd'll get behind it. 18 00:01:31,001 --> 00:01:34,368 Good, but we need to find a hotter button, to give the campaign a boost. 19 00:01:34,437 --> 00:01:35,836 Let me work on a few things. 20 00:01:35,905 --> 00:01:36,997 Julia, listen. 21 00:01:37,073 --> 00:01:39,371 I need you to write a speech for Mrs. Wannamaker. 22 00:01:39,442 --> 00:01:42,240 Tomorrow, she's addressing the Women's Historical Society. 23 00:01:42,312 --> 00:01:46,305 The topic: pioneer suffragettes. Here's your research. Thank you, dear. 24 00:01:46,816 --> 00:01:49,284 Can you send 10 copies of this up to my room? 25 00:01:49,352 --> 00:01:50,341 Sorry. 26 00:01:50,453 --> 00:01:52,512 Hey, Pete! 27 00:01:52,589 --> 00:01:54,489 Yeah, hon. Over here. 28 00:01:57,827 --> 00:01:59,522 - Hi. - Good afternoon. 29 00:01:59,596 --> 00:02:01,791 You have a reservation for me? 30 00:02:01,865 --> 00:02:02,854 You're? 31 00:02:02,999 --> 00:02:04,990 Eastwood. Clint Eastwood. 32 00:02:05,301 --> 00:02:08,737 - Are you gonna give me your name? - I'm kidding. Kevin Vallick. 33 00:02:09,205 --> 00:02:10,797 Are you with one of the campaigns? 34 00:02:10,874 --> 00:02:13,638 Yeah, I just got hired to write some speeches. 35 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:16,645 We'll see if I can't turn this baby around. Know what I mean? 36 00:02:16,713 --> 00:02:18,374 Which candidate, sir? 37 00:02:19,883 --> 00:02:21,316 What's-his-name. 38 00:02:23,086 --> 00:02:24,348 Come on, help me out here. 39 00:02:24,421 --> 00:02:26,412 - Republican or Democrat? - Republican. 40 00:02:26,589 --> 00:02:28,955 - Garvin. - Garvin. That's him, yeah. 41 00:02:29,626 --> 00:02:32,618 Second floor. The elevator is right behind you. 42 00:02:33,329 --> 00:02:34,318 Thank you. 43 00:02:34,397 --> 00:02:36,058 - Nice, quiet room, right? - Very quiet. 44 00:02:36,166 --> 00:02:37,155 Okay. 45 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:38,994 - Dark? - Dark. 46 00:02:39,069 --> 00:02:40,934 - Soft mattress? - Softest we've got. 47 00:02:41,004 --> 00:02:43,165 - Real big one? - The biggest we've got. 48 00:02:43,239 --> 00:02:46,402 Because I cover a lot of territory on a mattress. 49 00:02:46,676 --> 00:02:50,009 And I don't want you sneaking up there at night and bothering me. 50 00:02:50,246 --> 00:02:52,578 Hey, wait. Can you... Hold on! 51 00:03:57,180 --> 00:03:58,579 - Hi. - How you doing? 52 00:03:58,748 --> 00:04:00,613 - Wish I didn't need it. - Tell me about it. 53 00:04:00,784 --> 00:04:02,775 My kid has this cough. 54 00:04:04,387 --> 00:04:07,754 Let me see that for a second. I don't think these are for kids. 55 00:04:07,824 --> 00:04:11,419 No, they're not. In fact, they're not even for coughs. 56 00:04:11,594 --> 00:04:13,084 I know that. I realize that. 57 00:04:13,363 --> 00:04:15,729 It's for me. His cough is keeping me awake. 58 00:04:16,099 --> 00:04:19,227 This is a tough call. My grandmother is upstairs. 59 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:22,533 She just came through some surgery and she can't sleep. 60 00:04:23,373 --> 00:04:25,204 Really? How awful. What kind? 61 00:04:25,708 --> 00:04:30,338 What kind? Extensive. It was really extensive. 62 00:04:33,683 --> 00:04:36,015 She had some liposuction work. 63 00:04:37,654 --> 00:04:38,678 I know. 64 00:04:38,888 --> 00:04:43,484 I said, "Grandmother, you're 80. They're not beating down your door. 65 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,859 "What's a couple of pounds here and there?" But she's vain. 66 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:51,660 - I'll give you one. - I could split it. 67 00:04:51,734 --> 00:04:53,793 You want to split it? Perfect. 68 00:04:57,740 --> 00:05:00,937 Let's go over it again. Here's how the black-hole theory works. 69 00:05:01,010 --> 00:05:02,477 Don't patronize me. 70 00:05:02,679 --> 00:05:05,614 I'm not patronizing you. I'm trying to teach you something. 71 00:05:05,682 --> 00:05:07,013 Then be patient. 72 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:11,176 Our unemployment checks are here. Maybe if we put them together... 73 00:05:12,522 --> 00:05:16,515 $280.85, plus... 74 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:20,523 $33 million and 55 cents. 75 00:05:20,864 --> 00:05:24,231 Eddie, they made a mistake. You gotta give the money back. 76 00:05:54,731 --> 00:05:55,720 Hi. 77 00:05:59,936 --> 00:06:01,096 How's the kid? 78 00:06:01,170 --> 00:06:05,334 It's sad. He was abducted by aliens. How's Grandma? 79 00:06:05,842 --> 00:06:09,403 Sore. But I gotta say, her thighs look great. 80 00:06:10,513 --> 00:06:13,107 Sorry, I just dozed off. There you go. 81 00:06:13,182 --> 00:06:14,513 Thank you very much. 82 00:06:19,289 --> 00:06:21,450 Excuse me, ma'am. Could you turn this up? 83 00:06:21,624 --> 00:06:23,455 I've always hated ottomans! 84 00:06:23,693 --> 00:06:26,025 I just hate them! I hate them! 85 00:06:26,663 --> 00:06:28,187 You've got to be kidding. 86 00:06:28,264 --> 00:06:29,925 You don't like this show? 87 00:06:29,999 --> 00:06:32,229 - It's crap! - I wrote for this show. 88 00:06:33,303 --> 00:06:37,569 No, I did. I wrote for this show for a couple of years. 89 00:06:38,775 --> 00:06:42,233 I shouldn't say that. I've never watched a whole show. 90 00:06:42,378 --> 00:06:45,245 It's okay. No, it's all right. 91 00:06:45,381 --> 00:06:47,212 You probably watch PBS... 92 00:06:47,617 --> 00:06:49,847 "The Ditch That Divided New Mexico." 93 00:06:49,953 --> 00:06:52,183 Is the Ditch a blight? Is it a necessity? 94 00:06:52,255 --> 00:06:54,655 Is there a better way to stop illegal immigration? 95 00:06:54,824 --> 00:06:56,815 - What is this? - Mexico Ditch. 96 00:06:58,828 --> 00:07:00,887 It's to keep out illegal aliens. 97 00:07:00,997 --> 00:07:04,660 It's completely barbaric, but Garvin is for it, of course. 98 00:07:05,101 --> 00:07:06,227 You don't like Garvin? 99 00:07:06,302 --> 00:07:08,133 Republican simpleton. 100 00:07:08,538 --> 00:07:09,527 You like him? 101 00:07:09,839 --> 00:07:12,569 I like him better than the other guy, Wannamaker. 102 00:07:12,642 --> 00:07:16,203 At least he doesn't hang around with junk-bond kings with slush funds. 103 00:07:16,279 --> 00:07:20,409 I just prefer him over some tax-and-spend, knee-jerk liberal is all. 104 00:07:23,086 --> 00:07:26,613 - Let's drop it. - Good idea. 105 00:07:27,690 --> 00:07:29,021 You know what? 106 00:07:29,826 --> 00:07:33,159 It's our first fight. It's okay, it had to happen. 107 00:07:35,665 --> 00:07:36,825 Sorry. 108 00:07:38,468 --> 00:07:40,060 Let me know when I'm charming you. 109 00:07:40,136 --> 00:07:42,434 Just a few more moves like that. 110 00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:46,364 Pie? 111 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:52,673 You like breakfast burritos? 112 00:07:52,782 --> 00:07:55,546 I know a great place across the border. Takes 35 minutes. 113 00:07:55,618 --> 00:07:56,949 We just had pie. 114 00:07:57,053 --> 00:07:58,782 They're really good burritos. 115 00:07:58,855 --> 00:08:00,618 Mom told me never to go with strangers. 116 00:08:00,690 --> 00:08:03,682 - We'll pick her up. Where's she live? - Rhode island. 117 00:08:04,027 --> 00:08:07,224 All right, 45 minutes. We'll put her in the back. 118 00:08:19,275 --> 00:08:21,209 Best cure for insomnia? 119 00:08:21,411 --> 00:08:26,246 Hot laundry. Take your laundry out of the dryer and pile it on top of you. 120 00:08:26,783 --> 00:08:30,344 If you really want to sleep, take some Fresca... 121 00:08:30,653 --> 00:08:34,384 ...beat in three raw eggs, a touch of cayenne pepper. 122 00:08:35,091 --> 00:08:36,183 Tried it. 123 00:08:37,026 --> 00:08:38,516 I'm kidding. 124 00:08:42,632 --> 00:08:44,122 What do you do, Julia? 125 00:08:46,369 --> 00:08:47,734 I write, too. 126 00:08:48,137 --> 00:08:49,661 Are you a reporter? 127 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:52,400 Yeah. 128 00:08:52,508 --> 00:08:55,841 I saw your press badge on your bag here. 129 00:08:56,813 --> 00:09:00,146 I'm very observant. So who's "R. Freed"? 130 00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:03,248 Fasten your seatbelt. 131 00:09:06,556 --> 00:09:08,114 You always drive this fast? 132 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:10,248 No. This fast. 133 00:09:27,944 --> 00:09:29,468 Are you divorced? 134 00:09:30,346 --> 00:09:33,179 You got a tan line there. I was just wondering. 135 00:09:33,282 --> 00:09:34,579 Long engagement. 136 00:09:36,819 --> 00:09:37,877 It's over? 137 00:09:38,754 --> 00:09:41,689 Yep. Very boring. Not of interest. 138 00:09:45,361 --> 00:09:47,591 - What's wrong with that? - Wait, wait. 139 00:09:49,799 --> 00:09:52,427 I'm celebrating my second anniversary... 140 00:09:54,804 --> 00:09:56,533 ...of my divorce. 141 00:10:01,444 --> 00:10:03,605 Very boring. Not of interest. 142 00:10:04,347 --> 00:10:06,144 Would you please find a station? 143 00:10:06,215 --> 00:10:08,945 I'm looking for a song. Our song, if you must know. 144 00:10:11,921 --> 00:10:13,411 We've graduated to "our"? 145 00:10:13,623 --> 00:10:17,081 About two hours ago. I wish you'd keep up, Julia. 146 00:10:17,293 --> 00:10:18,783 - Did you figure it out? - Yeah. 147 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:33,875 So what do you think? You know, "us." 148 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:36,705 You think we have a future together? 149 00:10:37,146 --> 00:10:39,137 Good. Me, too. 150 00:10:49,692 --> 00:10:50,989 What'd he say? 151 00:10:51,093 --> 00:10:54,688 He said about another 10 minutes. You don't speak Spanish? 152 00:10:55,731 --> 00:10:57,631 Very romantic language. 153 00:11:04,407 --> 00:11:06,102 That's pretty. What's that mean? 154 00:11:06,175 --> 00:11:07,472 "May I have a towel?" 155 00:11:08,077 --> 00:11:10,409 Be still my beating heart. 156 00:11:11,447 --> 00:11:13,540 You gotta love the language. 157 00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:19,678 Ls that cologne? 158 00:11:20,223 --> 00:11:23,090 Black Flag. Great aftershave. 159 00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:26,850 It's manly and, as you can see, not a bug in sight. 160 00:11:27,763 --> 00:11:30,129 - What do you think? - Not bad. 161 00:11:41,244 --> 00:11:42,768 Breakfast? 162 00:11:42,845 --> 00:11:45,006 Most important meal of the day. 163 00:12:13,709 --> 00:12:15,040 Thank you. 164 00:13:03,526 --> 00:13:04,925 You know... 165 00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:07,560 I mean... 166 00:13:23,579 --> 00:13:24,910 The hand brake. 167 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,285 Kevin, we're rolling. 168 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:36,855 I know. 169 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,960 - The clutch. - Just show me where your clutch... 170 00:13:40,029 --> 00:13:41,087 On the car. 171 00:14:14,230 --> 00:14:16,095 - Hi. - Good morning. 172 00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:18,797 This is... 173 00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:20,331 Kevin. 174 00:14:22,304 --> 00:14:24,272 - Dan. - Nice to meet you. 175 00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:26,467 - Kevin's a sitcom writer. - I'm a sitcom writer. 176 00:14:26,542 --> 00:14:28,669 I write for sitcoms. 177 00:14:29,712 --> 00:14:31,202 It's nice to meet you. 178 00:14:31,347 --> 00:14:34,578 Here's today's schedule, Julia. I'll see you inside. 179 00:14:34,683 --> 00:14:36,014 Great. Thanks. 180 00:14:39,855 --> 00:14:41,482 Who's that? Your boss? 181 00:14:41,557 --> 00:14:45,789 It's like being caught by your dad. It's bad enough they patronize me. 182 00:14:45,861 --> 00:14:49,092 - The best thing to do... - You're full of advice. Find my shoe. 183 00:14:49,432 --> 00:14:52,765 The best thing to do when people try to patronize you is yell. 184 00:14:53,035 --> 00:14:56,698 Shout. Let me put it on. Speak louder than they do. 185 00:14:56,772 --> 00:15:00,173 They want you to wimp out. Just raise your voice just a little bit. 186 00:15:00,609 --> 00:15:03,009 Try it. Let me know tonight how it works. 187 00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:05,907 We never got those breakfast burritos. 188 00:15:06,115 --> 00:15:07,844 - What time? - 8:00. 189 00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:10,215 - My hair's a mess. - It's perfect. 190 00:15:10,286 --> 00:15:11,719 - 8:00, in the lobby? - Out here. 191 00:15:34,510 --> 00:15:37,035 - My stomach. - Campaign food? 192 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,277 - Watch the fish. - Too late. 193 00:15:39,515 --> 00:15:40,675 Good luck. 194 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:44,479 Needs a touch-up, Lee. 195 00:15:47,790 --> 00:15:49,451 Unacceptable, Annette. 196 00:15:56,332 --> 00:15:58,061 Piece of shit, Kev. 197 00:15:58,133 --> 00:16:02,763 12,999. And there's an even 13,000. 198 00:16:03,539 --> 00:16:05,905 - Not bad. How are you? - That's why I fired the guy. 199 00:16:05,975 --> 00:16:08,409 See what you can do. It's the old stump speech. 200 00:16:08,477 --> 00:16:10,411 Give it some humor, some heart. 201 00:16:10,513 --> 00:16:12,140 You didn't sleep last night. 202 00:16:12,214 --> 00:16:16,378 You know me. Solid 10 minutes, I'm good for the day. 203 00:16:18,454 --> 00:16:21,287 Thanks for doing this, coming out at the last minute. 204 00:16:21,357 --> 00:16:24,349 I know how you swore off this campaign stuff. 205 00:16:24,827 --> 00:16:27,489 Don't worry about it. I owed you one. 206 00:16:30,933 --> 00:16:34,027 - Where's he giving this thing? - The barrio, 3:00. 207 00:16:34,403 --> 00:16:36,769 What's this Ditch issue? 208 00:16:37,306 --> 00:16:39,103 - The Mexico Ditch? - Yeah. 209 00:16:39,174 --> 00:16:42,109 - Why? - Some reporter told me about it. 210 00:16:42,411 --> 00:16:45,346 It's a sore point with the Hispanic community. 211 00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:49,548 Our guy's for it. Don't bring it up in the barrio. 212 00:16:50,319 --> 00:16:52,617 - I bet our opponent does. - Interesting. 213 00:16:53,255 --> 00:16:55,849 Spin it our way, Garvin will love you. 214 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,553 You think this guy's any good? 215 00:16:58,727 --> 00:17:01,127 Of course he is. He's better than good. 216 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:04,595 Would I have called you if he wasn't good? What reporter? 217 00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:06,328 Just some reporter. 218 00:17:06,402 --> 00:17:07,892 What's her name? 219 00:17:08,837 --> 00:17:11,931 Listen, Kev, it's a cutthroat campaign here. 220 00:17:12,274 --> 00:17:14,242 Don't do anything stupid. 221 00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:17,072 And for God's sake, don't mix with the enemy. 222 00:17:17,179 --> 00:17:20,637 - Smile. Great, just one more. - That's enough! 223 00:17:20,716 --> 00:17:22,843 - Let's keep up the good work. - Yes, sir. 224 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:26,117 - Mike, I have an idea for today's speech. - Not now, Julia. 225 00:17:26,288 --> 00:17:28,347 The Mexico Ditch. Time to attack. 226 00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:29,948 Listen, we have been over this. 227 00:17:30,025 --> 00:17:33,119 I am the Press Secretary. I make the policy decisions. 228 00:17:33,295 --> 00:17:34,592 Ls that all, dear? 229 00:17:34,663 --> 00:17:36,460 No, it's not! 230 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:38,889 Excuse me? 231 00:17:39,735 --> 00:17:41,999 Firstly, the name is Julia, not "dear." 232 00:17:42,071 --> 00:17:44,596 Secondly, I don't like being patronized, Mr. Kratz. 233 00:17:45,307 --> 00:17:47,639 I'm not patronizing you... 234 00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:50,677 Why are you talking so loud? 235 00:17:50,746 --> 00:17:53,579 I am a speechwriter. I have 10 years' experience. 236 00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:57,775 If you think I can't handle it, let's talk to the campaign manager. 237 00:18:05,327 --> 00:18:06,658 Walk with me. 238 00:18:08,864 --> 00:18:11,094 Wannamaker attacks on the Mexico Ditch. 239 00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:13,964 We hold it till 4:00. We get one untainted news cycle. 240 00:18:14,036 --> 00:18:18,166 Garvin can't hit back until tomorrow. And guess where Garvin is speaking today? 241 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,730 The barrio. 242 00:18:20,175 --> 00:18:22,666 That's good. I'm going to try to get that approved. 243 00:18:22,911 --> 00:18:26,745 And next time, don't be so angry. We're in this together, don't forget. 244 00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:40,050 It would be good if he could say something in Spanish. 245 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,960 - The name of this town we're going to? - San Jose. 246 00:18:43,032 --> 00:18:45,592 Excuse me. Who are you? 247 00:18:45,968 --> 00:18:47,299 I'm the new guy. 248 00:18:47,369 --> 00:18:50,964 I'm sorry. Everyone, this is Kevin Vallick, our new speechwriter. 249 00:18:51,140 --> 00:18:54,439 He worked on the Tobin campaign in '84, remember? 250 00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:57,340 Straight from Hollywood. He wrote Chuck and Eddie. 251 00:18:57,413 --> 00:18:59,472 - I love that show! - Thanks. 252 00:18:59,548 --> 00:19:03,382 Okay, listen. This town, San Jose, is there a local hero? 253 00:19:03,452 --> 00:19:05,784 Anybody save anybody from drowning or anything? 254 00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,989 Yeah, there's a spelling-bee winner. 255 00:19:08,057 --> 00:19:09,388 - Girl or boy? - Girl. 256 00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:11,752 Perfect. 257 00:19:11,827 --> 00:19:14,728 Let's do this. Put her up on the stand with Garvin. 258 00:19:14,797 --> 00:19:18,289 He'll say, "I'd like to introduce someone to you..." 259 00:19:18,567 --> 00:19:21,331 ...someone who makes me proud to be an American. 260 00:19:21,437 --> 00:19:25,806 This young lady is the state spelling-bee champion. 261 00:19:30,345 --> 00:19:33,041 Let's talk about Garvin's record on immigration. 262 00:19:33,115 --> 00:19:35,106 "I have a spotless record on..." 263 00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:38,213 "My opponent says he's a friend of minorities." 264 00:19:38,353 --> 00:19:41,550 My opponent claims that he is a friend to minorities. 265 00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:42,817 Yes, good. 266 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:45,416 "But actions speak louder than words." 267 00:19:45,661 --> 00:19:49,563 But anyone can speak words. Acting actions... 268 00:19:49,932 --> 00:19:53,424 ...that's the important thing. My opponent claims... 269 00:19:53,535 --> 00:19:56,402 "insecure friends... 270 00:19:56,839 --> 00:19:58,431 "...soon become enemies." 271 00:19:58,674 --> 00:20:01,837 Insecure enemies are soon at war. 272 00:20:02,678 --> 00:20:04,043 This ditch... 273 00:20:04,313 --> 00:20:07,771 "...that separates the two great countries of Mexico and America..." 274 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,480 ...it's really an act of friendship. 275 00:20:10,619 --> 00:20:14,146 - You gotta talk about the economics of it. - No, it's a moral issue. 276 00:20:14,223 --> 00:20:18,853 "It rebuilds the Berlin Wall, brick by brick. So I must ask my opponent..." 277 00:20:19,294 --> 00:20:22,991 ...torn down in Germany, rebuilt in America? 278 00:20:23,465 --> 00:20:24,523 That's the sound bite. 279 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,033 It's a step backwards. 280 00:20:26,235 --> 00:20:27,964 "Good fences make good neighbors." 281 00:20:28,137 --> 00:20:30,196 "The beginning of a new intolerance." 282 00:20:30,405 --> 00:20:32,839 it is the American Wall. 283 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:36,010 I call it the "Friendship Ditch." 284 00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,184 You're gonna get a sound bite out of this. 285 00:20:48,891 --> 00:20:51,519 Well, we'll find out at 5:00. 286 00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:57,729 It's the Channel 7 Action News with Doris Wind. 287 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,392 Lead story? 288 00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:02,561 We ought to be, if the Martians haven't landed in Taos. 289 00:21:03,739 --> 00:21:04,728 Please. 290 00:21:04,807 --> 00:21:07,298 Good evening. Our top story tonight. 291 00:21:07,509 --> 00:21:12,469 It was day two in the desperate struggle of one small bear cub to stay alive. 292 00:21:13,115 --> 00:21:14,104 What? 293 00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,414 Get out of here! 294 00:21:16,752 --> 00:21:19,243 - How can he be the lead story? - You're kidding me! 295 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:20,515 Can you try Channel 2? 296 00:21:20,622 --> 00:21:23,682 ...at the bottom of a water well in the Albuquerque Zoo. 297 00:21:24,393 --> 00:21:27,021 In what is turning into a veritable race against time... 298 00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,459 it's the bear again. 299 00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:31,226 Every channel is covering this story? 300 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,928 ...as we enter day two of "Bear Watch." 301 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:37,233 Take a gun and put the little shit out of his misery. 302 00:21:37,306 --> 00:21:38,671 Good idea. 303 00:21:40,776 --> 00:21:41,902 Still the bear. 304 00:21:41,977 --> 00:21:43,911 This bear is everywhere. 305 00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:48,073 Now we're getting dancing bears! This is really lovely. 306 00:21:48,150 --> 00:21:50,831 ...wild bears were first trained, and introduced into the circus... 307 00:21:50,986 --> 00:21:53,887 - That's real cute. - Look, the top hat, the cape. 308 00:21:53,956 --> 00:21:55,924 I'm gonna grab my phone. 309 00:22:00,162 --> 00:22:03,097 - Hello. - Hi. You out of breath? 310 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,859 Hey, how are you doing? 311 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,467 Well, you know, 45 minutes on the Stairmaster. 312 00:22:10,672 --> 00:22:12,606 - About tonight... - You're canceling. 313 00:22:12,808 --> 00:22:15,402 Why? 'Cause I ran out of gas? I don't normally do that. 314 00:22:15,510 --> 00:22:18,741 I think we ought to move past the gas-gauge thing. 315 00:22:18,814 --> 00:22:21,009 Frankly, it's shallow. We're deeper than that. 316 00:22:21,116 --> 00:22:25,075 Shut up. Let's make it midnight. Ls that too late? 317 00:22:26,255 --> 00:22:28,689 Are you kidding? I just wake up at midnight. 318 00:22:28,790 --> 00:22:30,052 Me, too. 319 00:22:30,592 --> 00:22:32,082 It worked. 320 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,385 Good. 321 00:22:34,763 --> 00:22:35,889 What worked? 322 00:22:36,031 --> 00:22:39,262 My boss. He thought I was going to explode. 323 00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:45,264 I told you. That's great. The more intimidating you are, the better. 324 00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:47,968 I might be out of line, but can I make a suggestion? 325 00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:50,705 Tattoo. Really mean-looking tattoo. 326 00:22:50,846 --> 00:22:52,211 You should get one. 327 00:22:52,281 --> 00:22:55,808 My old boyfriend had a tattoo on the inside of his lip. 328 00:23:00,355 --> 00:23:01,481 I'm sorry? 329 00:23:01,556 --> 00:23:02,989 Know what it said? 330 00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:09,363 "How am I driving? Call 1-800" and then a number? 331 00:23:09,564 --> 00:23:12,727 Did he have a really big lip? Was it Mick Jagger? 332 00:23:13,068 --> 00:23:14,160 Got to go. 333 00:23:14,836 --> 00:23:17,532 Yeah, me, too. Okay. 334 00:23:18,073 --> 00:23:21,406 So, tonight then, right? Midnight. 335 00:23:21,743 --> 00:23:23,267 Yeah, midnight. 336 00:23:26,081 --> 00:23:29,573 More and more, the fate of animals means less and less. 337 00:23:29,718 --> 00:23:32,380 Put some pants on that bear! 338 00:23:32,888 --> 00:23:37,154 Meanwhile, Teddy's mother, Big Bertha, waits for some word... 339 00:23:37,225 --> 00:23:39,716 ...of Teddy's fate in the studio. Back to you, Doris. 340 00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:40,921 They're killing us. 341 00:23:40,996 --> 00:23:43,396 In other news, it was politics as usual. 342 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:44,454 Here we go. 343 00:23:44,533 --> 00:23:46,694 With the election only 30 days away... 344 00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:49,828 ...both candidates vying for New Mexico's vacant Senate seat... 345 00:23:49,905 --> 00:23:53,739 ...argued the merits of the so-called Friendship Ditch. 346 00:23:53,942 --> 00:23:55,569 "Friendship" what? 347 00:23:55,811 --> 00:23:58,177 Yes! Doctor Spin! 348 00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:01,047 Wait. 349 00:24:01,283 --> 00:24:03,217 - Torn down in Germany... - Sound bite! 350 00:24:03,385 --> 00:24:04,545 ...rebuilt in America. 351 00:24:04,686 --> 00:24:06,153 No more bets. 352 00:24:06,722 --> 00:24:10,055 No more bets? How am I gonna get my beer money? 353 00:24:10,258 --> 00:24:14,354 New Mexico business tycoon, Ray Garvin, defended the Friendship Ditch... 354 00:24:14,429 --> 00:24:16,420 "Friendship" what? 355 00:24:16,531 --> 00:24:20,661 Because the Friendship Ditch ensures our security... 356 00:24:20,969 --> 00:24:23,437 ...it ensures our friendship. 357 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,905 They had to know we were attacking the Ditch. How? 358 00:24:25,974 --> 00:24:27,874 "Friendship" what? 359 00:24:28,377 --> 00:24:30,277 Our resident genius. 360 00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:37,013 Great speech, Kevin. 361 00:24:37,953 --> 00:24:41,218 There's a career seminar at Mesa Junior High tonight. 362 00:24:41,289 --> 00:24:44,816 - They want to hear from our speechwriter. - I can't tonight. 363 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,723 I've got something important to do. 364 00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:50,457 You'll be done by 8:00. Why, seeing your reporter? 365 00:24:50,766 --> 00:24:54,258 No way. I took your advice on that. 366 00:25:03,245 --> 00:25:06,510 I'll give a short introduction, then let you two start. 367 00:25:06,982 --> 00:25:08,210 Two? 368 00:25:08,350 --> 00:25:12,184 She's a bit late. Mr. Wannamaker's speechwriter. 369 00:25:12,687 --> 00:25:14,951 - You're fine with that? - Sure. 370 00:25:15,457 --> 00:25:16,651 Here she is. 371 00:25:16,725 --> 00:25:20,217 Mr. Vallick, meet Congressman Wannamaker's speechwriter, Julia Mann. 372 00:25:20,328 --> 00:25:23,957 And Mr. Garvin's speechwriter, Kevin Vallick. 373 00:25:27,202 --> 00:25:29,500 - Have you two met already? - Yes. 374 00:25:29,971 --> 00:25:31,131 No. 375 00:25:31,206 --> 00:25:32,571 No. I'm sorry. 376 00:25:32,641 --> 00:25:35,303 I thought she was somebody I knew. 377 00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:37,370 A reporter, actually. 378 00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:42,781 Why don't we get started? Miss Mann, could you come sit over here? 379 00:25:46,288 --> 00:25:48,620 People, calm down. 380 00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,053 Take your seats. 381 00:25:53,128 --> 00:25:58,464 I'm sure we've all heard the horror stories about politics and politicians. 382 00:26:00,202 --> 00:26:02,466 Mr. Vallick and Miss Mann were nice enough... 383 00:26:02,537 --> 00:26:04,937 ...to take time out from their busy schedule... 384 00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:08,735 ...to show us there is a human side to politics. 385 00:26:15,584 --> 00:26:18,314 Maybe we'd better start with questions. 386 00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,647 Anyone? 387 00:26:22,524 --> 00:26:26,290 I was interested in politics, but my dad said that only liars go into it. 388 00:26:26,695 --> 00:26:28,925 - Bobby, that's not... - I can respond to that. 389 00:26:28,997 --> 00:26:31,158 Most people who go into politics aren't liars. 390 00:26:31,233 --> 00:26:33,633 It's only opportunistic ones from other fields... 391 00:26:33,702 --> 00:26:36,262 ...say, TV comedy writing... 392 00:26:36,338 --> 00:26:37,999 ...last stop of the untalented... 393 00:26:38,073 --> 00:26:39,563 ...who turn into liars. 394 00:26:39,741 --> 00:26:41,538 - I see. - And hacks. 395 00:26:47,449 --> 00:26:50,941 Maybe Mr. Vallick could offer us a different perspective. 396 00:26:55,857 --> 00:26:58,348 There are frauds in politics. But you know what? 397 00:26:58,860 --> 00:27:02,853 There are also some passionate, seemingly idealistic individuals... 398 00:27:02,931 --> 00:27:05,695 - That's encouraging. - ...who only later prove to be frauds. 399 00:27:08,069 --> 00:27:10,902 Any other questions? 400 00:27:12,941 --> 00:27:16,104 Is there much interaction between the two campaigns? 401 00:27:16,244 --> 00:27:18,678 Between Democrats and Republicans? 402 00:27:19,247 --> 00:27:21,238 I think this is your area. 403 00:27:22,150 --> 00:27:24,880 It's discouraged for campaigns to socialize. 404 00:27:25,153 --> 00:27:27,713 If one speechwriter, to use an example, dated another... 405 00:27:27,923 --> 00:27:30,391 ...they might reveal something about their campaigns. 406 00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:31,982 Some campaigns have spies... 407 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,491 ...for just this purpose. 408 00:27:33,562 --> 00:27:35,792 To pursue someone on the other campaign... 409 00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:37,058 ...to seduce her... 410 00:27:37,232 --> 00:27:39,792 - Or him. - ...and try to find out her secrets. 411 00:27:39,935 --> 00:27:44,201 On the other hand, sometimes people tend to get what's called "paranoid." 412 00:27:44,406 --> 00:27:47,068 Just because someone seems interested in them... 413 00:27:47,142 --> 00:27:49,610 ...doesn't mean they're after their secrets. 414 00:27:49,844 --> 00:27:54,747 Still, it's not paranoid to be suspicious of a relationship that moves too fast... 415 00:27:54,816 --> 00:27:56,807 ...a chance meeting that isn't "chance." 416 00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:58,883 Or somebody lying about her work. 417 00:27:58,954 --> 00:28:01,252 Or asks too much about the other's work. 418 00:28:01,323 --> 00:28:04,622 A speechwriter could, to use Miss... Sorry, I forgot your name. 419 00:28:04,793 --> 00:28:05,817 Mann. 420 00:28:06,695 --> 00:28:10,324 To use Miss Mann's earlier example, a speechwriter could protect herself... 421 00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:11,387 Or himself. 422 00:28:11,933 --> 00:28:14,128 ...from being compromised by not flirting... 423 00:28:14,202 --> 00:28:16,170 ...not sniffing around like a cat in heat. 424 00:28:18,807 --> 00:28:23,972 Or she might tell the other speechwriter, "Peddle your shit elsewhere, scumbag." 425 00:28:24,479 --> 00:28:25,707 I think we ought to... 426 00:28:25,814 --> 00:28:29,682 Clearly, once the infiltrator, or "slut spy"... 427 00:28:30,452 --> 00:28:31,885 ...has been uncovered... 428 00:28:31,953 --> 00:28:34,922 ...the other speechwriter's passion for the campaign is renewed. 429 00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:35,979 He'll need it. 430 00:28:36,057 --> 00:28:40,187 Because if he's a has-been, jumping from field to field like some fuck-happy rabbit... 431 00:28:40,528 --> 00:28:42,621 ...inadequate due to his inexperience... 432 00:28:42,697 --> 00:28:45,666 Or the total lack of creativity that comes with overexperience. 433 00:28:45,734 --> 00:28:50,228 ...he'll need motivation to fight somebody who believes in her cause! 434 00:28:50,672 --> 00:28:54,802 I'd like to thank both Mr. Vallick and Miss Mann for their illuminating words... 435 00:28:54,876 --> 00:28:57,902 ...about politics, the human side. 436 00:29:00,615 --> 00:29:02,207 - You lied to me. - You lied first. 437 00:29:02,284 --> 00:29:04,411 - This isn't grade school. - Actually, it is. 438 00:29:04,519 --> 00:29:08,979 You used me. You took the Mexico Ditch. You never heard of it till I mentioned it! 439 00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:14,027 I didn't know you had it copyrighted. What other forces of nature are yours? 440 00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:16,120 I will keep this simple, in short syllables. 441 00:29:16,197 --> 00:29:20,531 L. Me. I do not. Not. International symbol for "no." 442 00:29:20,602 --> 00:29:22,263 I do not want you near me! 443 00:29:22,370 --> 00:29:23,928 Wait a minute. 444 00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:28,170 Are we still on for midnight? 445 00:29:30,712 --> 00:29:34,148 My opponent has accused me of playing politics. 446 00:29:34,316 --> 00:29:38,116 My opponent has accused me of taking his issue... 447 00:29:39,454 --> 00:29:42,218 ...the Friendship Ditch, and using it for my own ends. 448 00:29:42,524 --> 00:29:45,721 Perhaps he should warn me of any other issues... 449 00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:47,725 ...that are strictly his! 450 00:29:48,396 --> 00:29:52,492 Garvin continued to accuse Wannamaker of using the Friendship Ditch. 451 00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:57,169 I wish Mr. Garvin would treat this process with some dignity! 452 00:29:59,374 --> 00:30:01,865 With only three weeks left until the election... 453 00:30:02,143 --> 00:30:06,842 ...why can't Mr. Garvin decide if he wants to be a candidate or a businessman? 454 00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:12,918 Why doesn't he stop jumping from field to field like a slap-happy rabbit? 455 00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:20,627 Come on, Mr. Garvin. 456 00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:24,096 Why are you treating this campaign like some slick sitcom... 457 00:30:24,165 --> 00:30:27,532 ...with sound bites worthy of a Hollywood hack? 458 00:30:28,737 --> 00:30:32,673 That's why I'm traveling across this great state of New Mexico. 459 00:30:34,976 --> 00:30:37,001 Let's go, guys! 460 00:30:37,178 --> 00:30:39,203 So goodbye and God bless! 461 00:30:42,717 --> 00:30:44,378 Move! 462 00:30:54,095 --> 00:30:56,029 Balloon Fiesta at 4:00. 463 00:30:56,164 --> 00:30:58,223 Wow. Baghdad Bob? 464 00:30:58,633 --> 00:31:00,658 Slumming it in local news? 465 00:31:01,669 --> 00:31:03,102 Just following the story. 466 00:31:03,271 --> 00:31:05,136 Come on. This isn't Iraq. 467 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,334 Well, it's early yet. Excuse me. Hi there. 468 00:31:16,418 --> 00:31:17,749 Guess who? 469 00:31:19,487 --> 00:31:20,545 Bob. 470 00:31:21,723 --> 00:31:23,384 What are you doing here? 471 00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:26,090 You glad to see me? Surprised to see me? 472 00:31:27,028 --> 00:31:29,223 A little less than thrilled to see me? 473 00:31:29,631 --> 00:31:31,121 What was the middle one? 474 00:31:32,133 --> 00:31:33,930 I'm just here on business. 475 00:31:34,636 --> 00:31:35,830 Albuquerque's been invaded. 476 00:31:37,205 --> 00:31:38,797 We're doing the Senate races. 477 00:31:38,907 --> 00:31:41,068 Network sent me to cover New Mexico. 478 00:31:41,910 --> 00:31:45,243 Okay, I chose New Mexico. It's a real interesting story. 479 00:31:45,513 --> 00:31:46,912 And getting more interesting. 480 00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:49,110 It's a real honor. 481 00:31:49,184 --> 00:31:52,881 Thank you. I'm not sure how long I'll be with you. 482 00:31:53,455 --> 00:31:56,481 Yeah, Bob's a busy man. 483 00:31:56,691 --> 00:32:00,491 The Congressman is free for a minute. He'd love to chat. 484 00:32:01,563 --> 00:32:03,724 I'll be there in a little while. 485 00:32:05,834 --> 00:32:07,734 Jules, you look... 486 00:32:09,938 --> 00:32:13,897 I'll just get this out of the way and be right back. 487 00:32:14,843 --> 00:32:17,505 I'll be right back. We have to talk. 488 00:32:18,379 --> 00:32:19,710 Oh, my God. 489 00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:45,135 - Julia, bring those position papers. - I got them. 490 00:32:45,206 --> 00:32:47,868 Pete, hold your horses. We'll be there in two seconds. 491 00:32:47,942 --> 00:32:49,807 Get some cut-aways of the balloons. 492 00:32:50,211 --> 00:32:51,701 Jules, what's the story? 493 00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:54,379 Damn. What are they doing here? 494 00:32:55,517 --> 00:32:57,542 Bob, I'm a little busy right now. 495 00:32:57,752 --> 00:33:00,243 He's a beautiful baby. 496 00:33:00,321 --> 00:33:02,346 We need to step over here. 497 00:33:02,891 --> 00:33:06,349 What this state needs is more frigging photo opportunities. 498 00:33:07,462 --> 00:33:09,521 What about this junk-bond king, Proctor? 499 00:33:09,597 --> 00:33:11,565 I heard rumors Garvin took a $500,000 bribe. 500 00:33:12,767 --> 00:33:14,928 If you can prove that, we'll win. 501 00:33:15,570 --> 00:33:16,935 So when is the debate? 502 00:33:17,138 --> 00:33:18,833 Not set. Garvin's dragging his feet. 503 00:33:18,907 --> 00:33:20,704 Why did you move out? 504 00:33:21,009 --> 00:33:22,237 No comment. 505 00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:24,505 You didn't even leave me a note. Two years... 506 00:33:24,579 --> 00:33:25,568 Two years of... 507 00:33:26,648 --> 00:33:28,309 Let's not get into this right now. 508 00:33:28,383 --> 00:33:30,180 No, say it. 509 00:33:30,618 --> 00:33:33,348 Bob, you don't want a fianc�e. You want a fan club. 510 00:33:35,523 --> 00:33:37,650 Baghdad Bob. it's a pleasure to meet you. 511 00:33:37,859 --> 00:33:39,326 You, too, sir. How are you? 512 00:33:39,394 --> 00:33:42,591 We're having a little get-together at my vacation home on Thursday. 513 00:33:42,664 --> 00:33:44,495 Jules, I'm sorry. 514 00:33:51,439 --> 00:33:53,430 Time for happy hour with the press. 515 00:33:53,508 --> 00:33:56,170 Wannamaker looks bad on the debate. Spin it so... 516 00:33:56,277 --> 00:33:57,608 Garvin's dodging us. 517 00:33:57,679 --> 00:33:59,647 One hour till press deadline. Hit 'em hard. 518 00:33:59,714 --> 00:34:03,514 Hi, guys. Listen, on this debate front... 519 00:34:03,585 --> 00:34:05,177 ls your guy backing off? 520 00:34:05,253 --> 00:34:08,916 No. Wannamaker's position on the debate is clear. He wants one. 521 00:34:08,990 --> 00:34:10,582 But where's Garvin? 522 00:34:10,658 --> 00:34:13,627 Everyone keeps talking about this debate. It's a non-issue. 523 00:34:13,695 --> 00:34:15,890 The real story here is Garvin's cowardice. 524 00:34:16,164 --> 00:34:18,826 I could almost call Wannamaker cowardly. 525 00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,231 Excuse me? 526 00:34:21,202 --> 00:34:23,534 Sorry, I wasn't talking to you. 527 00:34:23,838 --> 00:34:25,772 No, you were plagiarizing me. 528 00:34:26,140 --> 00:34:28,005 I didn't even hear what you said. 529 00:34:28,142 --> 00:34:29,871 You're standing right behind me! 530 00:34:30,144 --> 00:34:33,636 Obviously, you're more conscious of me than I am of you. 531 00:34:33,748 --> 00:34:37,206 How could I not be? You're wearing a quart of cologne. 532 00:34:37,819 --> 00:34:39,753 It's aftershave, and it spilled. 533 00:34:39,821 --> 00:34:42,585 I wouldn't put cologne on for a balloon... 534 00:34:43,257 --> 00:34:45,691 God bless you! Vote on the 8th! 535 00:34:48,062 --> 00:34:49,620 Leave me alone, please. 536 00:34:49,697 --> 00:34:51,062 I'm on my way to my car. 537 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:52,497 Which, by the way, pings... 538 00:34:52,767 --> 00:34:54,928 ...ever since you drove it, thank you very much. 539 00:34:55,503 --> 00:34:58,336 Hey, there's... What's his name? Beijing Bob? 540 00:34:58,406 --> 00:34:59,737 That's Bob Freed. 541 00:35:01,476 --> 00:35:03,034 That's R. Freed? 542 00:35:04,012 --> 00:35:07,345 Wait a minute. Nah. You and Mr. Flak Jacket? 543 00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:08,813 Are you jealous? 544 00:35:08,916 --> 00:35:11,146 Why? it's clear who you're interested in. 545 00:35:11,352 --> 00:35:13,377 Yeah, and getting clearer. 546 00:35:15,056 --> 00:35:17,581 - Going my way? - I'll give you a lift. 547 00:35:53,461 --> 00:35:57,864 Although no one can actually be sure the bear cub has touched the meals... 548 00:35:57,999 --> 00:36:02,936 ...one can assume that after several days of this, a cub would be pretty hungry. 549 00:36:03,237 --> 00:36:07,230 Is there any word on what the food consisted of? 550 00:36:07,341 --> 00:36:10,003 Yes, Doris. Some ham, lettuce... 551 00:36:10,244 --> 00:36:14,510 ...onions, various cold cuts, and a strangely poignant touch, honey. 552 00:36:18,786 --> 00:36:23,780 Wealthy New Mexican businessman Alan Proctor christened the Santa Fe racetrack. 553 00:36:24,025 --> 00:36:27,961 The much-disputed gambling site is half-owned by the tycoon... 554 00:36:34,302 --> 00:36:36,793 My sympathies with labor run deep. 555 00:36:37,405 --> 00:36:40,067 My sympathies with unions are strong. 556 00:36:40,975 --> 00:36:43,637 Let me tell you a little something about myself. 557 00:36:44,045 --> 00:36:46,377 I come from a blue-collar background. 558 00:36:46,647 --> 00:36:50,640 My dad worked for the Southern Pacific ever since he came to this country. 559 00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:55,753 I started working for the rail road when I was 16 years old. 560 00:36:56,491 --> 00:36:58,516 Hard, 12-hour days. 561 00:36:58,726 --> 00:37:03,163 Picture the grime, the di rt, the smell of sweat, the despair. 562 00:37:03,564 --> 00:37:05,725 Can't you hear the whistle blowing? 563 00:37:05,867 --> 00:37:08,802 Rise up, early in the morn! 564 00:37:12,740 --> 00:37:15,231 Can't you hear the captain shouting: 565 00:37:18,813 --> 00:37:20,610 "Dinah, blow your horn?" 566 00:37:29,624 --> 00:37:32,218 There's someone in the kitchen with Dinah. 567 00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:34,693 There's someone in the kitchen... 568 00:37:35,129 --> 00:37:36,289 ...I know. 569 00:37:36,964 --> 00:37:39,125 Yes, kitchen... 570 00:37:39,367 --> 00:37:43,360 Let's talk about something I know. 571 00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:45,572 And I know about the kitchen. 572 00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:48,334 My opponent wants to keep the women in the kitchen: 573 00:37:48,442 --> 00:37:50,967 Dinah, Alice, whomever. 574 00:37:51,612 --> 00:37:54,410 But I feel that this is un-American. 575 00:37:54,482 --> 00:37:55,608 Who phoned? 576 00:37:55,683 --> 00:37:58,379 He said he had approved changes for the Teleprompter. 577 00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:00,447 I want security measures tightened. 578 00:38:00,521 --> 00:38:04,685 If I find anyone fraternizing with the other side, they are fired! 579 00:38:05,593 --> 00:38:06,958 What did he sound like? 580 00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:13,323 Listen, you... 581 00:38:13,601 --> 00:38:16,434 Julia, hi! Gosh, it's nice to hear from you. 582 00:38:16,671 --> 00:38:18,662 My organizer! I want it back! 583 00:38:18,940 --> 00:38:20,271 Did you lose something? 584 00:38:20,508 --> 00:38:23,102 I suppose you had nothing to do with the Teleprompter? 585 00:38:24,178 --> 00:38:27,079 Why is it always "me, me, me"? What about my needs? 586 00:38:28,783 --> 00:38:31,616 Promise me that you'll get professional help. 587 00:38:39,126 --> 00:38:41,026 "Hey, little girl, is your daddy home? 588 00:38:41,095 --> 00:38:43,893 "Did he go and leave you all alone?" 589 00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:46,725 Or something like that. 590 00:38:47,168 --> 00:38:48,692 Want to go out? 591 00:38:55,977 --> 00:38:59,708 Kev, this isn't cutting it. It's supposed to be a friendly speech. 592 00:39:00,481 --> 00:39:01,539 Comfortable? 593 00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:06,017 "Wannamaker has run a sloppy, inept and hostile campaign." 594 00:39:06,153 --> 00:39:07,142 Good. 595 00:39:07,355 --> 00:39:11,849 "He's incompetent, crooked, mean-spirited and out of touch with the voters?" 596 00:39:12,093 --> 00:39:13,583 What's the problem? 597 00:39:14,095 --> 00:39:15,255 Where's the friendly? 598 00:39:15,329 --> 00:39:16,421 Read the next line. 599 00:39:18,266 --> 00:39:20,257 "Still, he has the right to run." 600 00:39:20,334 --> 00:39:21,801 There you go. 601 00:39:25,106 --> 00:39:26,869 I don't understand... 602 00:39:36,517 --> 00:39:37,609 That's... 603 00:39:38,019 --> 00:39:41,113 Wannamaker's staff, their campaign manager. 604 00:39:41,255 --> 00:39:43,450 What happened to not mixing with the enemy? 605 00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:45,122 What are you doing? 606 00:39:45,359 --> 00:39:47,384 My back. 607 00:39:47,461 --> 00:39:50,897 It helps it a lot if I crawl around on the floor like this. 608 00:39:52,033 --> 00:39:55,594 - Debate negotiations. I'll introduce you. - No! That's okay. 609 00:39:57,505 --> 00:39:59,530 So lighten up on the vitriol. 610 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:03,303 Wannamaker will back off soon anyway. You know Julia Mann? 611 00:40:04,979 --> 00:40:07,573 Campaign-osaurus. She's been on a dozen of them. 612 00:40:07,648 --> 00:40:10,139 Didn't you meet her at that junior-high career thing? 613 00:40:10,217 --> 00:40:12,048 Yeah, right. Julia Mann. 614 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,652 We hear she's the one mixing the mud. 615 00:40:17,825 --> 00:40:22,592 My back. It helps a lot if I lean against something. 616 00:40:24,231 --> 00:40:28,497 Well, she doesn't know it yet, but at the end of the week, she's out. 617 00:40:29,170 --> 00:40:30,501 What do you mean "out"? 618 00:40:30,571 --> 00:40:32,095 They're replacing her. 619 00:40:32,173 --> 00:40:35,700 Ever since the Friendship Ditch, you've been kicking her butt. 620 00:40:37,445 --> 00:40:40,141 It's exciting to see. What's doing it to you? 621 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,215 I'll explain later. 622 00:40:57,865 --> 00:40:58,854 Let's go. 623 00:40:59,033 --> 00:41:00,193 I'll be there in a second. 624 00:41:00,434 --> 00:41:02,902 Great. We'll just go wait out here. 625 00:43:44,999 --> 00:43:46,933 What did your boyfriend's tattoo say? 626 00:43:47,168 --> 00:43:48,533 I can't believe you! 627 00:43:48,602 --> 00:43:52,163 I've been awake for three hours. You don't tell me, it'll be three more. 628 00:43:52,339 --> 00:43:53,772 My little overachiever. 629 00:43:54,208 --> 00:43:57,609 If I apologize, will you tell me what the tattoo said? 630 00:43:58,212 --> 00:44:00,112 I'm sorry about the Ditch. 631 00:44:00,181 --> 00:44:02,877 But I didn't know you were with the other campaign... 632 00:44:02,950 --> 00:44:05,441 ...so I didn't know that I was stealing. 633 00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:08,580 As far as the Teleprompter goes, well... 634 00:44:09,356 --> 00:44:10,653 Boy, you know... 635 00:44:10,925 --> 00:44:12,722 That got out of hand. 636 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,650 I've got a comedy background. 637 00:44:15,462 --> 00:44:18,761 It was too good to pass up. I got weak. I'm sorry. 638 00:44:18,832 --> 00:44:21,426 It won't happen again. How's that? 639 00:44:23,337 --> 00:44:24,668 Okay. 640 00:44:24,772 --> 00:44:27,900 - Good night. - Good night. On the upper lip? 641 00:44:27,975 --> 00:44:29,670 No. Good night, Kevin. 642 00:44:29,777 --> 00:44:32,940 Wait. Julia, listen to me for a second. 643 00:44:34,949 --> 00:44:37,179 I've got to tell you something. 644 00:44:38,485 --> 00:44:40,009 Go ahead. 645 00:44:43,290 --> 00:44:44,951 What are you doing right now? 646 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,186 Can you help me out for a sex? Did I say "sex"? I meant "sec." 647 00:44:49,330 --> 00:44:51,321 - Just for a second? - No! 648 00:44:51,765 --> 00:44:52,959 With what? 649 00:44:54,768 --> 00:44:57,032 Damn car problem. 650 00:45:01,875 --> 00:45:05,811 The problem with the Broncos is, they got no offensive line. 651 00:45:06,413 --> 00:45:09,541 So how you been? 652 00:45:12,119 --> 00:45:14,587 Kevin, the only reason I agreed to meet with you is... 653 00:45:14,655 --> 00:45:16,850 Why? Did you miss me? 654 00:45:20,794 --> 00:45:22,591 I'm engaged. 655 00:45:26,467 --> 00:45:28,298 I wanted you to know, that's all. 656 00:45:32,539 --> 00:45:36,031 Anyway, what was it you needed to tell me? 657 00:45:38,612 --> 00:45:39,601 Nothing. 658 00:45:47,621 --> 00:45:48,645 Car trouble? 659 00:45:48,722 --> 00:45:50,656 No, I'm fine. 660 00:45:51,025 --> 00:45:52,287 Nice rental. 661 00:45:55,062 --> 00:45:58,793 Did you see the polls? We're sliding. 662 00:45:58,866 --> 00:46:00,993 That's temporary. We're gonna get him on that... 663 00:46:03,203 --> 00:46:04,261 On what? 664 00:46:06,573 --> 00:46:09,565 The thing we were talking about. 665 00:46:10,511 --> 00:46:11,443 What thing? 666 00:46:11,578 --> 00:46:14,877 The thing with the other thing. 667 00:46:19,153 --> 00:46:20,711 What on earth? 668 00:46:21,755 --> 00:46:24,451 The fish? The porpoise? The whale? 669 00:46:24,558 --> 00:46:26,389 Can we talk about this later? 670 00:46:26,527 --> 00:46:29,724 - Oh, you mean... - Let's not talk about it now! 671 00:46:29,863 --> 00:46:30,887 Okay? 672 00:46:32,132 --> 00:46:35,795 Ls something wrong? You're acting kind of unfocused lately. 673 00:46:36,103 --> 00:46:37,764 What? Unfocused? 674 00:46:38,138 --> 00:46:40,732 Never mind. it's all right. We'll talk. 675 00:46:48,082 --> 00:46:51,609 That's it, Kevin. You're on your own. 676 00:46:51,785 --> 00:46:53,275 Wait a minute. 677 00:46:53,454 --> 00:46:57,117 I've been thinking about what... Wait a minute! 678 00:46:58,125 --> 00:47:00,992 Congratulations on the engagement. I mean it. 679 00:47:02,162 --> 00:47:05,654 There. There's no reason we can't be friends now. 680 00:47:06,567 --> 00:47:08,159 We're in a campaign! 681 00:47:08,268 --> 00:47:09,701 So? 682 00:47:09,770 --> 00:47:13,536 Look at your hands. You can't go back to the hotel like that. 683 00:47:14,475 --> 00:47:17,171 A framed picture of J.F.K. in the living room? 684 00:47:17,244 --> 00:47:19,804 In the kitchen. You're good at this. 685 00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,605 You probably graduated near the top of your class. 686 00:47:22,683 --> 00:47:24,878 - Valedictorian. - Very near. 687 00:47:25,519 --> 00:47:26,747 You were class clown? 688 00:47:26,820 --> 00:47:29,880 I was voted "Most Likely to Embarrass My Family." 689 00:47:29,957 --> 00:47:31,219 You'd have hated me. 690 00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:33,486 No, I would have avoided you. 691 00:47:34,828 --> 00:47:38,491 - You always wanted to write sitcoms? - No. I always wanted to write. 692 00:47:38,599 --> 00:47:39,964 I was a speechwriter before. 693 00:47:40,033 --> 00:47:43,400 Then I found out I believed in my words more than the candidates did. 694 00:47:44,037 --> 00:47:45,527 So I quit. 695 00:47:46,340 --> 00:47:50,174 Sitcoms are depressing, too, but the money's a whole lot better. 696 00:47:51,445 --> 00:47:52,776 You're funny. 697 00:47:54,515 --> 00:47:58,576 - Cynical on the outside, but inside you're... - What? Not like Bob? 698 00:47:59,286 --> 00:48:02,585 Ls Bob warm and gushy on the inside? 699 00:48:03,557 --> 00:48:06,549 Ls that why you guys decided to get engaged? 700 00:48:07,261 --> 00:48:10,753 We just need some time, that's all, to fall in love again. 701 00:48:13,767 --> 00:48:14,756 What? 702 00:48:15,169 --> 00:48:16,158 Nothing. 703 00:48:16,804 --> 00:48:18,294 How come I don't I trust you? 704 00:48:18,639 --> 00:48:20,470 I honestly don't know. 705 00:48:21,275 --> 00:48:23,835 - What the hell are you doing? - Take your shoes off. 706 00:48:29,283 --> 00:48:30,341 Hey, Julia. 707 00:48:31,852 --> 00:48:34,685 What would you do if you weren't campaigning? 708 00:48:35,622 --> 00:48:38,648 You know, what if you were... 709 00:48:39,359 --> 00:48:40,485 What if you quit? 710 00:48:41,328 --> 00:48:45,458 I won't quit. I spent 10 years on losing campaigns. 711 00:48:45,632 --> 00:48:47,862 Clinton made it, now it's my turn. 712 00:48:48,902 --> 00:48:50,267 You want some advice? 713 00:48:50,337 --> 00:48:53,898 You're a regular Dear Abby, aren't you? Get in here. Put your feet in. 714 00:48:55,209 --> 00:48:57,200 Your boy Wannamaker... 715 00:48:57,377 --> 00:48:59,208 ...he's a total stiff. 716 00:49:00,781 --> 00:49:02,271 It warms up. 717 00:49:03,217 --> 00:49:04,775 You have nice feet. 718 00:49:04,852 --> 00:49:05,841 Thanks. 719 00:49:06,487 --> 00:49:08,751 Well, you know, I work out. 720 00:49:10,390 --> 00:49:11,482 Yours aren't so bad. 721 00:49:11,959 --> 00:49:14,359 I like feet. They reveal things. 722 00:49:14,895 --> 00:49:17,989 They say something about somebody's personality. 723 00:49:21,502 --> 00:49:23,129 My advice, Julia? 724 00:49:23,504 --> 00:49:26,496 Wannamaker needs a "You see, Timmy." 725 00:49:27,474 --> 00:49:29,374 - "You see, Timmy." - What language is that? 726 00:49:29,443 --> 00:49:33,402 At the end of every Lassie, Timmy's mom would say to him, "You see, Timmy..." 727 00:49:34,181 --> 00:49:37,048 - She'd teach him a lesson. - I can't believe this. 728 00:49:37,885 --> 00:49:41,719 It was always hopeful, always had heart. That's what his voters are waiting for. 729 00:49:41,788 --> 00:49:45,349 They want to see if the guy has anything going on inside. 730 00:49:46,527 --> 00:49:47,619 When does it get warmer? 731 00:49:48,228 --> 00:49:50,890 Why are you telling me this? It doesn't help you. 732 00:49:52,366 --> 00:49:53,833 You're right. 733 00:49:54,468 --> 00:49:58,097 I'm doing it because I like you. 734 00:50:00,307 --> 00:50:05,210 That and I know Wannamaker can't pull it off, so I'm not worried. 735 00:50:06,413 --> 00:50:10,611 He doesn't get it. Campaigns are about one thing: winning. 736 00:50:11,251 --> 00:50:13,845 No. They're about changing the world. 737 00:50:14,154 --> 00:50:17,146 I hate how people treat it like it's a game... 738 00:50:17,224 --> 00:50:19,988 ...like it's a race with winners and losers. 739 00:50:20,294 --> 00:50:22,319 What we do affects people. 740 00:50:22,796 --> 00:50:26,459 The people who do anything to win, do anything to keep on winning. 741 00:50:27,301 --> 00:50:28,563 Why are you staring at me? 742 00:50:31,838 --> 00:50:35,171 Because I haven't heard anyone talk like that in a long time. 743 00:50:38,445 --> 00:50:39,776 You should run. 744 00:50:43,984 --> 00:50:44,973 Julia? 745 00:50:45,586 --> 00:50:48,453 I want to tear your clothes off. 746 00:51:04,271 --> 00:51:05,761 All right! Truce! 747 00:51:06,273 --> 00:51:07,365 Truce. 748 00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:10,672 All right, wait! 749 00:51:11,411 --> 00:51:15,245 Really a truce this time. All right? I mean it. 750 00:51:16,550 --> 00:51:18,415 It's just immature and foolish. 751 00:51:19,052 --> 00:51:20,713 Look, your hair is a mess. 752 00:51:31,865 --> 00:51:34,095 I know what you're going to say. I can't. 753 00:51:35,068 --> 00:51:37,434 They're going to fire you on Friday. 754 00:51:51,018 --> 00:51:53,009 Why do I do these things? 755 00:52:03,463 --> 00:52:07,923 ...an Albuquerque firm donated heavy equipment to help... 756 00:52:08,001 --> 00:52:10,970 President Clinton has set aside federal matching funds. 757 00:52:11,038 --> 00:52:14,132 More importantly, he sent a note of suppo rt. 758 00:52:14,307 --> 00:52:16,207 The President's note read, in part: 759 00:52:16,276 --> 00:52:19,712 "America is proud of your courage and your diligence. 760 00:52:20,047 --> 00:52:22,208 "All we can do now is pray." 761 00:52:22,516 --> 00:52:26,577 That seems to sum up the mood on this, day 15 of "Bear Watch." 762 00:52:27,688 --> 00:52:30,816 How have area schoolchildren reacted to Teddy's dilemma? 763 00:52:30,924 --> 00:52:33,188 Child psychologists say... 764 00:52:37,497 --> 00:52:41,297 At a certain point, you don't worry about the Scuds and you just do the job. 765 00:52:41,367 --> 00:52:42,925 The audience has the right to know. 766 00:52:46,506 --> 00:52:48,838 He's much sexier in person. 767 00:52:49,609 --> 00:52:53,511 I've enjoyed experiences all over the world: Grenada, Belfast... 768 00:52:54,847 --> 00:52:56,508 I heard he's gay. 769 00:52:58,117 --> 00:53:00,278 Come on. He's engaged. 770 00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,613 He was whistling show tunes in the elevator. 771 00:53:09,328 --> 00:53:10,488 Top you off there? 772 00:53:11,431 --> 00:53:13,490 No, I can't drink that much. 773 00:53:15,168 --> 00:53:16,635 Can you do this? 774 00:53:17,170 --> 00:53:18,501 Here. Try it. 775 00:53:18,704 --> 00:53:19,864 Why? 776 00:53:19,972 --> 00:53:23,703 I don't know. Haven't you done anything just to do it? 777 00:53:24,911 --> 00:53:26,401 You ever get a tattoo? 778 00:53:26,479 --> 00:53:27,503 - Once. - Where? 779 00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:28,512 Maui. 780 00:53:28,581 --> 00:53:29,513 No, I mean... 781 00:53:29,615 --> 00:53:31,276 Did you hear I'm getting married? 782 00:53:31,818 --> 00:53:33,911 Yeah. I heard. 783 00:53:35,421 --> 00:53:36,752 Dumb move. 784 00:53:38,124 --> 00:53:42,788 Do you know any married people who are happy? What are you doing it for? 785 00:53:43,362 --> 00:53:47,856 In my life, I need some security. You see that? Iraq. Shrapnel. 786 00:53:48,501 --> 00:53:49,763 Wow. 787 00:53:50,937 --> 00:53:52,302 See that? 788 00:53:52,705 --> 00:53:55,367 A guy threw up on me once in a bar in Pittsburgh. 789 00:53:55,441 --> 00:53:56,601 Brutal. 790 00:54:03,616 --> 00:54:05,277 Let me run something by you, Bob. 791 00:54:05,351 --> 00:54:06,545 You can call me "Baggie." 792 00:54:07,487 --> 00:54:08,476 Really? 793 00:54:09,455 --> 00:54:12,288 Okay. Let me run something by you, Baggie. 794 00:54:12,525 --> 00:54:16,484 How about a piece on Garvin's handlers? 795 00:54:16,762 --> 00:54:18,457 A behind-the-scenes kind of thing. 796 00:54:18,531 --> 00:54:20,089 - Been done. - But not like this. 797 00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:24,063 You could follow us around, all day long, all night long. 798 00:54:24,203 --> 00:54:27,263 See how I write a speech from beginning to end. 799 00:54:27,974 --> 00:54:29,464 Interesting. What's the access? 800 00:54:29,575 --> 00:54:32,567 Open. No closed doors. Day and night. 801 00:54:33,579 --> 00:54:35,604 Spend all your time with me. I don't care. 802 00:54:36,415 --> 00:54:39,748 I'll call it Handling of a Candidate or something. 803 00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:43,345 - Nah, I don't know. - What? You don't like it? 804 00:54:43,422 --> 00:54:45,617 I'd have to be with you for the campaign. 805 00:54:45,691 --> 00:54:47,989 I made a commitment to be with my fianc�e. 806 00:54:48,060 --> 00:54:49,550 What the hell, Baggie? 807 00:54:50,263 --> 00:54:53,858 She'll understand. What kind of woman wouldn't understand? 808 00:54:54,934 --> 00:54:55,923 Damn. 809 00:54:56,435 --> 00:54:58,926 - I got a damn canker sore. - Those are painful. 810 00:54:59,171 --> 00:55:02,231 They hurt. Ever get them? Up here or down here? 811 00:55:06,779 --> 00:55:07,871 You have a lip tattoo? 812 00:55:08,281 --> 00:55:09,270 A lip tattoo? 813 00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:10,846 Oh, my God! 814 00:55:11,117 --> 00:55:13,779 We have to be able to spin this. 815 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,111 - A disaster! - Channel 2. 816 00:55:17,623 --> 00:55:19,784 We interrupt our regular broadcast... 817 00:55:19,859 --> 00:55:24,762 ...to bring you this special news flash. On this, day 16 of "Bear Watch"... 818 00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:27,222 ...Teddy has been safely rescued... 819 00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:29,632 ...from a well at the Albuquerque Zoo. 820 00:55:29,869 --> 00:55:32,804 Senatorial candidate Lloyd Wannamaker... 821 00:55:32,872 --> 00:55:35,966 ...was the first to pull the bear cub to safety. 822 00:55:36,642 --> 00:55:39,611 Wannamaker took time out from his political campaign... 823 00:55:39,679 --> 00:55:42,477 ...to dig with other concerned citizens. 824 00:55:47,587 --> 00:55:49,578 We're living a nightmare. 825 00:55:53,926 --> 00:55:56,520 With other concerned citizens looking on... 826 00:55:56,629 --> 00:55:58,563 ...Senate candidate Lloyd Wannamaker... 827 00:55:58,631 --> 00:56:02,067 ...was the first to pull the exhausted cub to safety. 828 00:56:02,168 --> 00:56:04,762 This bear is truly an inspiration. 829 00:56:09,508 --> 00:56:11,169 Even when all is lost... 830 00:56:11,444 --> 00:56:14,936 ...there's always a light at the end of the well. 831 00:56:15,181 --> 00:56:16,842 No more than three points. 832 00:56:17,116 --> 00:56:21,109 Three points? The guy just saved Winnie the Pooh... 833 00:56:21,454 --> 00:56:23,581 ...and you say three points! 834 00:56:24,790 --> 00:56:27,281 Why didn't you think of it, genius? 835 00:56:28,227 --> 00:56:30,218 You, too, Annette. He's your guy. 836 00:56:30,329 --> 00:56:35,266 Tycoon Alan Proctor was in the news again with rumblings from a grand jury... 837 00:56:36,569 --> 00:56:38,560 Mr. Vallick? For you. 838 00:56:51,584 --> 00:56:53,245 You won't believe it! 839 00:56:53,586 --> 00:56:55,918 Julia, this is dangerous. This is enemy territory. 840 00:56:56,155 --> 00:56:57,816 They made me Press Secretary! 841 00:56:58,090 --> 00:56:59,421 You're kidding! 842 00:57:00,092 --> 00:57:02,583 That's great! Good for you. 843 00:57:02,662 --> 00:57:06,598 Let me ask you about the bear thing. That was your idea, right? 844 00:57:06,866 --> 00:57:12,702 Yes! They fired Kratz and made me Press Secretary. I owe it all to you. 845 00:57:12,772 --> 00:57:15,935 Yes, I do, because that idea and everything... 846 00:57:16,108 --> 00:57:18,167 Anyway, I just wanted to thank you. 847 00:57:18,778 --> 00:57:21,269 I wish there was a way I could repay you. 848 00:57:21,614 --> 00:57:23,775 But perhaps you'll accept a mint. 849 00:57:24,116 --> 00:57:25,105 A mint? 850 00:57:28,788 --> 00:57:30,449 Well, a mint. 851 00:57:31,457 --> 00:57:34,119 It was good advice and the No. 1 news story. 852 00:57:34,193 --> 00:57:36,320 Hang on. You're right. And... 853 00:57:36,896 --> 00:57:37,885 ...some shampoo. 854 00:57:38,130 --> 00:57:41,793 Mint and shampoo. Done deal. And it's organic. 855 00:57:45,404 --> 00:57:48,567 So what did Bob say about all this? 856 00:57:49,241 --> 00:57:50,731 I haven't told him yet. 857 00:57:51,577 --> 00:57:52,737 Really? 858 00:57:53,579 --> 00:57:54,841 You came here first? 859 00:57:55,414 --> 00:57:58,679 Yeah. Well, you were closer... 860 00:57:58,751 --> 00:58:00,275 ...geographically. 861 00:58:04,924 --> 00:58:07,984 I'm pretty close now, actually, geographically. 862 00:58:18,938 --> 00:58:20,166 Anyway... 863 00:58:21,273 --> 00:58:23,935 ...I better go. I have to go tell... 864 00:58:24,443 --> 00:58:25,432 Bob. 865 00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:29,408 Anyway, thank you. 866 00:58:30,182 --> 00:58:33,242 You're a good friend, but I'll kick your ass in November. 867 00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:34,875 I wouldn't bet on that. 868 00:58:34,954 --> 00:58:36,751 I would bet on it if... 869 00:58:43,963 --> 00:58:45,191 Look at that. 870 00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:51,230 They were there all the time. Funny. Thank you. 871 00:59:06,919 --> 00:59:09,911 Don't feel bad. She didn't appreciate you. 872 00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:15,086 It's a behind-the-scenes kind of thing: Handling of a Candidate. 873 00:59:15,728 --> 00:59:20,290 I'll be with the campaign 24 hours a day from now to the election. isn't that great? 874 00:59:20,366 --> 00:59:22,061 But we were going be together. 875 00:59:22,268 --> 00:59:26,102 Yes. I'm doing it on your campaign. I'm doing it on you! 876 00:59:26,272 --> 00:59:27,933 What do you think, Press Secretary? 877 00:59:28,174 --> 00:59:30,165 I'll see if I can get it cleared. 878 00:59:30,709 --> 00:59:32,973 - Want a little more? - Yeah, thanks. 879 00:59:41,754 --> 00:59:46,316 Bob, let's say you'd been married a year. Your wife comes to you and says: 880 00:59:46,392 --> 00:59:49,088 "I met a man at a party. I slept with him. 881 00:59:49,195 --> 00:59:53,655 "I promise it'll never happen again. I still love only you." What would you say? 882 00:59:56,068 --> 01:00:00,471 I'd say, "I love you, too. I won't pretend it doesn't hurt me. 883 01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,834 "But maybe we should get some counseling... 884 01:00:03,909 --> 01:00:06,275 "...and try to put the whole thing behind us." 885 01:00:07,780 --> 01:00:09,008 But you'd forgive her? 886 01:00:09,081 --> 01:00:12,642 Yeah. I'd have to forgive her. Okay? 887 01:00:12,952 --> 01:00:14,283 Yeah, sure. 888 01:00:16,422 --> 01:00:19,585 You can't be selfish and be a friend at the same time. 889 01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:23,128 Friendship is about self-sacrifice. 890 01:00:23,863 --> 01:00:26,696 And sacrifice is a two-way street. Like us. 891 01:00:26,765 --> 01:00:28,096 "You see, Timmy..." 892 01:00:30,269 --> 01:00:31,930 What? Timmy? 893 01:00:33,873 --> 01:00:35,067 Honey, who's Timmy? 894 01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:03,732 What's another word for "misconstrued"? 895 01:01:03,969 --> 01:01:05,834 What's the context? 896 01:01:08,641 --> 01:01:12,270 "My position on education has been misconstrued by my opponent." 897 01:01:12,978 --> 01:01:14,309 "Distorted." 898 01:01:14,813 --> 01:01:17,782 Thanks. I knew you wouldn't be sleeping. 899 01:01:19,618 --> 01:01:21,017 Do you have a minute to talk? 900 01:01:24,356 --> 01:01:26,881 I was just finishing a letter to your mom. 901 01:01:26,959 --> 01:01:28,893 - Say hi for me. - Sure will. 902 01:01:30,429 --> 01:01:31,521 Can we meet? 903 01:01:31,597 --> 01:01:33,189 Yeah. Sure. 904 01:01:33,666 --> 01:01:36,294 Let's meet in about 20 minutes. 905 01:01:37,503 --> 01:01:41,337 So how are you doing? You and Bob? 906 01:01:41,407 --> 01:01:43,034 Notice I didn't say "Baja Bob." 907 01:01:43,108 --> 01:01:44,439 Thanks. 908 01:01:46,645 --> 01:01:48,579 Great. He's great. 909 01:01:49,481 --> 01:01:53,349 Good. Great in what way? It's for your mom's letter. 910 01:01:55,321 --> 01:01:57,687 You know. Generous. 911 01:01:57,756 --> 01:02:01,590 He fills my room with roses. Stuff like that. 912 01:02:03,429 --> 01:02:06,364 In fact, the thing I needed to talk to you about... 913 01:02:10,703 --> 01:02:13,194 You see, I'm not sure... 914 01:02:13,672 --> 01:02:16,835 ...that we shouldn't not see each other anymore. 915 01:02:21,180 --> 01:02:25,640 You're not sure we should, or you're sure that we shouldn't? 916 01:02:27,252 --> 01:02:28,549 I'm sure that we shouldn't. 917 01:02:28,620 --> 01:02:30,178 - See each other. - Right. 918 01:02:32,257 --> 01:02:33,519 Wait a minute. 919 01:02:34,693 --> 01:02:36,524 - Didn't you call me? - Yes, right. 920 01:02:36,729 --> 01:02:41,325 I called you because I needed to tell you that we shouldn't see each other anymore. 921 01:02:42,134 --> 01:02:43,863 Did we just enter another dimension? 922 01:02:44,103 --> 01:02:48,699 Why do you keep meeting with me to tell me you can't meet with me? 923 01:02:49,008 --> 01:02:51,306 Because it doesn't make any sense, that's why. 924 01:02:51,377 --> 01:02:53,208 My life doesn't make any sense. 925 01:02:53,278 --> 01:02:56,179 We don't make any sense. Nothing does. I have to go. 926 01:02:56,281 --> 01:02:58,977 Wait a minute. You just got here. 927 01:02:59,118 --> 01:03:03,782 I know, but I have to get up really early. Bob's doing this behind-the-scenes thing... 928 01:03:04,123 --> 01:03:05,112 I know. 929 01:03:05,224 --> 01:03:06,782 ...on the campaign and me. 930 01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:09,786 What? 931 01:03:10,262 --> 01:03:14,756 The Days and Nights of a Press Secretary. Right through till the election. 932 01:03:16,635 --> 01:03:19,695 - The Handling of a Candidate? - Something like that. 933 01:03:19,972 --> 01:03:23,931 We'll be spending a lot of time together and with his crew around... 934 01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,443 Anyway, I'm engaged, okay? 935 01:03:26,512 --> 01:03:29,447 And yes, it is a trial engagement, I'll give you that. 936 01:03:29,515 --> 01:03:32,450 But still, I'm not being fair to Bob if I'm here. 937 01:03:32,518 --> 01:03:34,383 You're going to say, "But we're friends." 938 01:03:34,453 --> 01:03:37,911 And friendship is in every relationship. I mean, is Bob my friend? 939 01:03:37,990 --> 01:03:40,220 I don't know. What I'm trying to say is... 940 01:03:46,665 --> 01:03:48,155 ...I have to go. 941 01:04:35,647 --> 01:04:37,911 Good evening. I'm Jim Rodriguez. 942 01:04:37,983 --> 01:04:41,316 In a campaign with more debate behind the scenes than in front... 943 01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:45,720 ...it finally comes down to two men. Although polls have Wannamaker ahead... 944 01:04:45,791 --> 01:04:49,955 ...many experts believe that Garvin can only win tonight with a clear knockout. 945 01:04:52,197 --> 01:04:53,357 "The white bull." 946 01:04:53,432 --> 01:04:55,764 That's what Hemingway called the blank page. 947 01:04:55,868 --> 01:04:59,201 Every day the writer must look that bull right between the eyes. 948 01:04:59,505 --> 01:05:01,700 With those dreaded words still looming: 949 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:05,567 "Deadline. Deadline. Deadline." 950 01:05:09,214 --> 01:05:10,613 Good, like that. That's great. 951 01:05:17,456 --> 01:05:20,357 Ten tiny tots on the train tracks. 952 01:05:22,427 --> 01:05:24,622 Got to keep the tongue loose. 953 01:05:24,863 --> 01:05:28,731 Guys, let's get a close-up on the screen. Show how she's doing. 954 01:05:29,201 --> 01:05:31,260 Sweetheart, you've got a long way to go. 955 01:05:31,503 --> 01:05:33,664 Something's been distracting you. 956 01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:35,102 I'm not distracted. 957 01:05:35,174 --> 01:05:36,698 Yes, and it's costing us. 958 01:05:36,775 --> 01:05:39,608 Ever since the bear, they've been getting the better of you. 959 01:05:39,678 --> 01:05:40,940 Who has? 960 01:05:41,246 --> 01:05:42,645 Wannamaker. 961 01:05:43,115 --> 01:05:46,107 I need that script for the Chuck and Eddie infomercial. 962 01:06:02,100 --> 01:06:04,193 - Jules! You all right? - Sorry, Julia. 963 01:06:05,237 --> 01:06:07,171 - Sweetheart? - I'm fine. 964 01:06:07,306 --> 01:06:09,035 I'm gonna get some ice. 965 01:06:09,374 --> 01:06:13,811 With the debate now only moments away, now the fight with nerves begins. 966 01:06:14,346 --> 01:06:18,806 Like Grenada, 1983, with the Airborne Division waiting for the night drop. 967 01:06:19,651 --> 01:06:20,811 Good. Cut. 968 01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:24,845 Shoot. No, I got to get her the... 969 01:06:25,691 --> 01:06:26,680 Hello? 970 01:06:27,326 --> 01:06:28,486 One minute! 971 01:06:30,729 --> 01:06:31,718 Hello? 972 01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:35,295 Anybody home? Hey, Jules? 973 01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:38,859 Jules, I got a great idea. 974 01:06:39,071 --> 01:06:40,902 I've been meaning to run this by you. 975 01:06:41,974 --> 01:06:43,999 Bob, I'm a little busy right now. 976 01:06:44,176 --> 01:06:47,668 What if we put a camera on your head? That way, we'd get your POV. 977 01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:51,679 What do you think? We got to get you suited up. 978 01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:54,844 I'm not walking around with a camera mounted on my head. 979 01:06:55,087 --> 01:06:57,351 Why not? "Julie-cam." it's perfect. 980 01:06:58,490 --> 01:07:01,288 Ls something wrong? Something's wrong, isn't it? 981 01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:02,349 Yes. 982 01:07:02,761 --> 01:07:03,853 What? 983 01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:07,489 I can't do this. 984 01:07:07,866 --> 01:07:09,493 The camera's not that heavy. 985 01:07:09,568 --> 01:07:12,731 It's lightweight, it's got fiber optics, remote control... 986 01:07:14,339 --> 01:07:15,397 Shit. 987 01:07:17,976 --> 01:07:19,034 Is it Timmy? 988 01:07:44,369 --> 01:07:45,927 Kevin, this is not a good time. 989 01:07:46,004 --> 01:07:50,168 I know, but listen. What's on your eye? Is that a hickey? 990 01:07:50,642 --> 01:07:51,802 Yes, it's a hickey. 991 01:07:51,943 --> 01:07:53,934 Wait a minute. Julia. 992 01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:56,671 I have only one thing to say to you. 993 01:07:57,382 --> 01:07:58,679 You can't marry Freed. 994 01:08:00,118 --> 01:08:01,278 Why? 995 01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:02,646 Why? 996 01:08:03,188 --> 01:08:05,713 All right, I didn't expect you to ask me that. 997 01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:07,482 Wait a minute! 998 01:08:10,262 --> 01:08:12,127 - How many minutes? - Four. 999 01:08:12,197 --> 01:08:13,789 Julia, listen. 1000 01:08:17,169 --> 01:08:19,000 You can't marry Freed. Ask me why. 1001 01:08:20,939 --> 01:08:22,099 Why? 1002 01:08:22,841 --> 01:08:24,172 Because... 1003 01:08:27,612 --> 01:08:28,772 ...Julia... 1004 01:08:30,382 --> 01:08:32,407 ...every day I don't see you... 1005 01:08:33,652 --> 01:08:35,483 ...is painful to me. 1006 01:08:38,156 --> 01:08:41,648 Every day I can't press my lips against yours... 1007 01:08:47,899 --> 01:08:50,129 ...I feel like I'm going to die. 1008 01:08:55,841 --> 01:08:57,035 Better? 1009 01:08:58,510 --> 01:08:59,670 Yeah. 1010 01:09:03,682 --> 01:09:04,842 Please... 1011 01:09:05,684 --> 01:09:06,844 ...I really need to do this. 1012 01:09:06,918 --> 01:09:09,910 This is so crazy. We're going to get fired. 1013 01:09:10,088 --> 01:09:11,248 Dan! Hi! 1014 01:09:13,658 --> 01:09:15,057 - Let me see. - Ls it gone? 1015 01:09:15,127 --> 01:09:17,789 Got it. She had a little spinach there. 1016 01:09:19,064 --> 01:09:22,693 - Julia, drink a toast to Teddy for me. - Thank you. 1017 01:09:22,768 --> 01:09:24,998 - Hi! Kevin, isn't it? - Yes, that's right. 1018 01:09:25,137 --> 01:09:27,128 - Sitcom writer. - Exactly. 1019 01:09:27,606 --> 01:09:30,131 Julia, I've been thinking about you running. 1020 01:09:30,308 --> 01:09:33,175 - Kevin, you were just heading off? - I've got to get going. 1021 01:09:33,245 --> 01:09:36,476 No, don't leave. Watch the debate from here. 1022 01:09:36,681 --> 01:09:41,209 There's a little Congressional seat up in Rhode island, heavy female numbers. 1023 01:09:41,286 --> 01:09:43,550 Three minutes! 1024 01:09:43,722 --> 01:09:45,553 We'll talk about it at the victory party. 1025 01:09:45,624 --> 01:09:47,922 Julia, we have to talk about this. 1026 01:09:47,993 --> 01:09:50,325 Bob Freed. Have you met Kevin? 1027 01:09:50,695 --> 01:09:52,856 - Yeah. We were drinking buddies. - Yeah. 1028 01:09:52,931 --> 01:09:54,159 - Since when? - Kind of. 1029 01:09:54,232 --> 01:09:58,396 Heard about the behind-the-scenes thing, Baggie. Great idea. 1030 01:09:58,637 --> 01:10:00,832 That was before Timmy. 1031 01:10:03,008 --> 01:10:05,169 Anyway, Jules is like you. She writes for... 1032 01:10:05,243 --> 01:10:07,074 Whoever pays the most! 1033 01:10:10,282 --> 01:10:12,443 What are you working on now, Kevin? 1034 01:10:12,551 --> 01:10:14,280 Good, everyone's here. 1035 01:10:14,352 --> 01:10:16,183 Okay. Everybody ready? 1036 01:10:16,488 --> 01:10:18,547 Kevin was just telling us about his latest. 1037 01:10:18,890 --> 01:10:21,518 He's a good writer. it's shaping up great. 1038 01:10:21,660 --> 01:10:23,491 - You've read it? - Of course. 1039 01:10:23,595 --> 01:10:27,326 Yeah. I show everything I write to Lee. 1040 01:10:27,866 --> 01:10:28,992 What's it called? 1041 01:10:29,734 --> 01:10:32,396 What's it called? Health Care Reform... 1042 01:10:33,138 --> 01:10:35,333 ...Show. The Health Care Reform Show. 1043 01:10:35,507 --> 01:10:36,838 Ten seconds! 1044 01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:39,069 What is it? Comedy? Drama? 1045 01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:42,208 It's a little of both. We have Florence Henderson lined up... 1046 01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:46,383 Dan, now is no time to play partisan politics. 1047 01:10:49,187 --> 01:10:50,176 Look! 1048 01:10:53,492 --> 01:10:57,428 Good evening, and welcome to the New Mexico Senatorial Debate. 1049 01:10:58,296 --> 01:11:01,129 I'm Ian Campbell, and I'll be your moderator. 1050 01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,727 Tonight will be your one chance... 1051 01:11:03,802 --> 01:11:06,202 ...to examine the men who hope to represent you... 1052 01:11:06,271 --> 01:11:09,001 ...for the next six years in our nation's capital. 1053 01:11:09,541 --> 01:11:13,944 It is an important decision, and one we hope you will take seriously. 1054 01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:22,149 God, you smell great. 1055 01:11:29,494 --> 01:11:30,791 Let's get out of here. 1056 01:11:32,197 --> 01:11:33,289 Yeah. 1057 01:11:33,999 --> 01:11:35,933 Can I meet you outside? 1058 01:11:37,903 --> 01:11:39,370 You go first. 1059 01:11:46,244 --> 01:11:48,735 Kevin, where are you going? 1060 01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:53,112 You know what? I think I hear my car alarm out there. 1061 01:11:53,585 --> 01:11:55,314 Ls that what that sound is? 1062 01:12:02,327 --> 01:12:05,023 You know, I have to just go call my mom... 1063 01:12:05,096 --> 01:12:09,931 ...to take her pills. She falls down if she doesn't take them. 1064 01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:13,599 The not-falling-down pills. 1065 01:12:20,512 --> 01:12:21,843 Let's get out of here. 1066 01:12:45,503 --> 01:12:46,561 Come here. 1067 01:12:47,472 --> 01:12:49,463 I'm so glad to be out of there. 1068 01:12:51,142 --> 01:12:54,134 By the way, I'm not marrying Bob. 1069 01:12:57,649 --> 01:12:59,310 - You're not? - No. 1070 01:13:04,823 --> 01:13:06,154 Good choice. 1071 01:13:15,133 --> 01:13:17,624 America cannot be seduced. 1072 01:13:24,242 --> 01:13:25,800 What's going on? 1073 01:13:29,714 --> 01:13:31,306 My money's on Garvin. 1074 01:13:31,549 --> 01:13:33,483 Has Wannamaker lost some weight? 1075 01:13:49,634 --> 01:13:51,124 Tarzan. Jane. 1076 01:13:51,202 --> 01:13:53,432 Tarzan, Jane. Tarzan, Jane. 1077 01:14:00,011 --> 01:14:01,000 What? 1078 01:14:02,213 --> 01:14:05,080 Yeah. Those were my serial-killer years. 1079 01:14:08,153 --> 01:14:09,882 - Did you just snort? - No. 1080 01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:12,585 Yes, you did. You laughed and then you snorted. 1081 01:14:17,062 --> 01:14:19,030 There you go again. You're snort-laughing. 1082 01:14:19,097 --> 01:14:23,124 It's a common thing. You could have used a snort-laugh here. 1083 01:14:23,201 --> 01:14:24,225 Such a bad attitude. 1084 01:14:25,003 --> 01:14:26,903 I hate when people say, "Smile!" 1085 01:14:27,605 --> 01:14:28,594 I guess so. 1086 01:14:28,673 --> 01:14:30,004 Hey, isn't this... 1087 01:14:30,442 --> 01:14:32,706 That's my ex-wife. What's that doing in there? 1088 01:14:32,777 --> 01:14:35,268 You're kidding! You and Annette? 1089 01:14:35,380 --> 01:14:38,008 I know. There's no explanation for some things. 1090 01:14:38,316 --> 01:14:42,753 I don't understand it either. Probably a lot like you and Bob. 1091 01:14:45,757 --> 01:14:49,784 So what finally happened there? What ended it this time? 1092 01:14:50,628 --> 01:14:53,563 It was that behind-the-scenes thing that killed it. 1093 01:14:54,065 --> 01:14:55,225 Really? 1094 01:14:58,069 --> 01:15:01,061 - That's too bad. - At least say it like you mean it. 1095 01:15:01,239 --> 01:15:03,571 Okay. Let me try it. 1096 01:15:04,776 --> 01:15:06,869 Well, that's too bad. How's that? 1097 01:15:10,715 --> 01:15:13,582 You've been married a year. Your wife comes to you and says: 1098 01:15:13,651 --> 01:15:15,084 - Is this a test? - Yes. 1099 01:15:15,153 --> 01:15:17,417 "I met a man at a party. I slept with him. 1100 01:15:17,489 --> 01:15:21,255 "I promise it'll never happen again, and I still love only you." 1101 01:15:21,326 --> 01:15:22,486 What would you do? 1102 01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,155 I'd take her to a really romantic spot... 1103 01:15:26,231 --> 01:15:30,429 ...like a mountaintop, or a real pretty bridge, or something like that... 1104 01:15:30,502 --> 01:15:32,163 ...and I'd push her off. 1105 01:15:33,171 --> 01:15:34,695 - You wouldn't forgive her. - No. 1106 01:15:34,906 --> 01:15:36,897 Well, maybe after the funeral. 1107 01:15:38,109 --> 01:15:39,736 What would you do? 1108 01:15:40,445 --> 01:15:41,537 Same thing. 1109 01:15:42,180 --> 01:15:43,511 My kind of girl. 1110 01:15:45,550 --> 01:15:47,950 Shall we speak the unspoken language of love? 1111 01:15:48,153 --> 01:15:51,611 - You mean the kind only dogs can hear? - Yes. The very same. 1112 01:16:17,415 --> 01:16:18,473 Kevin, open up! 1113 01:16:20,318 --> 01:16:22,183 Wake up, sleepyhead! 1114 01:16:30,061 --> 01:16:33,053 Kevin? Garvin is panicked. 1115 01:16:33,331 --> 01:16:36,027 Chuck and Eddie are already here for this infomercial... 1116 01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:38,000 ...and the script you wrote us is shit! 1117 01:16:43,474 --> 01:16:44,964 There are the research materials. 1118 01:16:45,276 --> 01:16:48,803 Fax a new script to Garvin by 6:00 a.m. or you're fired! 1119 01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:51,471 Election's a week away. I'm getting pretty tired... 1120 01:16:51,549 --> 01:16:54,780 ...of you paying more attention to your reporter than to your job! 1121 01:16:57,222 --> 01:16:58,450 Kevin! 1122 01:16:58,523 --> 01:17:00,718 Wake up. Come on. 1123 01:17:01,359 --> 01:17:04,192 You've got to. Kevin, wake up, okay? 1124 01:17:04,896 --> 01:17:07,990 We have to write this thing, come on. Are you awake? 1125 01:17:11,736 --> 01:17:13,169 There you go. 1126 01:17:14,138 --> 01:17:15,969 All right. Come on. 1127 01:17:16,441 --> 01:17:19,342 You really can't handle champagne, can you? 1128 01:17:27,151 --> 01:17:29,642 Okay. Here we go. Right up here. 1129 01:17:29,954 --> 01:17:32,286 Come on, Kevin. Let's go. 1130 01:17:38,263 --> 01:17:40,424 Here we go. All right. 1131 01:17:40,632 --> 01:17:44,534 Jeez, Kevin, when you sleep, you really do sleep. 1132 01:17:51,376 --> 01:17:54,868 Kevin, cut it out, come on! We don't have time for games. 1133 01:17:57,382 --> 01:18:01,614 Here we go. Now, where's the script? 1134 01:18:02,220 --> 01:18:03,551 Here. Wait here. 1135 01:18:09,794 --> 01:18:11,125 Is it in here? 1136 01:18:24,943 --> 01:18:28,140 I got it. Okay, here it is. 1137 01:18:28,413 --> 01:18:29,607 "Infomercial." 1138 01:18:34,319 --> 01:18:36,412 Hold yourself up here just for a second. 1139 01:18:36,487 --> 01:18:40,218 Let's get some light. Hang on, all right. Now... 1140 01:18:41,526 --> 01:18:44,825 You dictate and I'll write, okay? What would Ray Garvin say? 1141 01:18:45,964 --> 01:18:47,955 Let me tell you about... 1142 01:18:48,833 --> 01:18:51,563 Go ahead. "Let me tell you..." 1143 01:18:53,871 --> 01:18:56,772 Are you okay? Let me tell you about what? 1144 01:18:57,742 --> 01:19:00,836 Myself? My life? My prostate? 1145 01:19:04,148 --> 01:19:06,548 "Let me tell you about my family. 1146 01:19:07,285 --> 01:19:09,253 "During this long campaign..." 1147 01:19:09,454 --> 01:19:12,617 ...I haven't had a chance to just sit and talk. 1148 01:19:12,790 --> 01:19:17,284 So I wanted to invite you into my home, where I can sort of let my hair down. 1149 01:19:18,596 --> 01:19:23,158 I hope you don't mind. I never miss making my kids' lunches. 1150 01:19:23,568 --> 01:19:25,763 Rusty? Spot? 1151 01:19:26,104 --> 01:19:29,005 Hey, Ruffles! 1152 01:19:31,175 --> 01:19:33,268 This is great. You're gonna love this. 1153 01:19:33,678 --> 01:19:35,407 I'll show you later. 1154 01:19:39,083 --> 01:19:40,744 It's Chuck and Eddie! 1155 01:20:38,843 --> 01:20:40,003 Julia? 1156 01:20:43,781 --> 01:20:45,908 - Hey, Shakespeare! - Hi, guys. 1157 01:20:45,983 --> 01:20:48,747 - Good stuff. - Best thing you've ever written. 1158 01:20:48,853 --> 01:20:50,445 Thanks. 1159 01:20:50,688 --> 01:20:53,748 - Let's get together. - Yeah. 1160 01:20:55,159 --> 01:20:56,649 How's it going? 1161 01:20:57,595 --> 01:20:58,755 Home run. 1162 01:20:59,597 --> 01:21:02,361 One of the reasons both of you are out of work... 1163 01:21:02,633 --> 01:21:05,101 Between employment opportunities. 1164 01:21:05,369 --> 01:21:08,395 ...Is because of policies like those of my opponent. 1165 01:21:08,940 --> 01:21:12,432 For example, if you give one of those eggs back to me... 1166 01:21:12,777 --> 01:21:16,611 ...that's one less egg for investment. Ruffles! 1167 01:21:19,050 --> 01:21:22,213 You really saved my ass on this thing. Thanks. 1168 01:21:31,729 --> 01:21:34,129 In related news, overnight polls show... 1169 01:21:34,198 --> 01:21:37,895 ...reaction to the senatorial debate clearly favoring Garvin. 1170 01:21:38,069 --> 01:21:39,798 Many believe he has the momentum. 1171 01:21:39,871 --> 01:21:42,863 Many? What many? Who? You and your cousin? 1172 01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:46,441 ...especially with tonight's daring campaign broadcast. 1173 01:21:46,911 --> 01:21:48,242 This is our man. 1174 01:21:48,379 --> 01:21:49,971 Ignorant populist bullshit! 1175 01:21:50,047 --> 01:21:51,708 Garvin's 30-minute infomercial... 1176 01:21:51,782 --> 01:21:55,650 ...which featured a guest appearance by sitcom favorites Chuck and Eddie... 1177 01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:58,245 ...has clearly helped Garvin, say many campaign experts. 1178 01:21:58,322 --> 01:22:01,689 Have we got the documentation yet on the Proctor stuff? 1179 01:22:02,593 --> 01:22:04,891 It could blow up in our faces. 1180 01:22:05,763 --> 01:22:07,253 Put it out there. 1181 01:22:11,502 --> 01:22:14,335 Okay. Time to play hardball. 1182 01:22:14,839 --> 01:22:17,467 - Can we first... - I don't want to hear it. Get going. 1183 01:22:44,635 --> 01:22:46,034 Julia Mann, please. 1184 01:22:46,971 --> 01:22:49,132 You're nothing but a horse's ass! 1185 01:22:58,216 --> 01:22:59,478 Hello? 1186 01:23:03,054 --> 01:23:04,385 What's going on? 1187 01:23:04,555 --> 01:23:05,613 Come on in. 1188 01:23:06,657 --> 01:23:11,594 I just got off the phone with a reporter who is going to run a story tonight... 1189 01:23:12,430 --> 01:23:14,125 ...from an unnamed source... 1190 01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:18,931 ...claiming that Ray Garvin accepted a $400,000 bribe... 1191 01:23:19,070 --> 01:23:21,470 ...from junk-bond king Alan Proctor. 1192 01:23:21,906 --> 01:23:23,305 My God! 1193 01:23:23,641 --> 01:23:27,133 Thus effectively ending our campaign. 1194 01:23:28,446 --> 01:23:32,940 Someone turned our finance red file over to the press. 1195 01:23:34,018 --> 01:23:37,681 I'd just like to know why in the hell you did it, Annette. 1196 01:23:39,523 --> 01:23:40,956 You're kidding, right? 1197 01:23:41,058 --> 01:23:42,548 I wish I was. 1198 01:23:44,228 --> 01:23:45,525 You're serious? 1199 01:23:46,764 --> 01:23:48,322 I don't believe this. 1200 01:23:48,699 --> 01:23:52,658 You have some gall accusing me, Lee. This campaign has been my life. 1201 01:23:52,870 --> 01:23:56,670 You can take your finance red file and shove it up your ass! 1202 01:23:56,807 --> 01:23:59,071 - Good-bye. - Why would Annette do that? 1203 01:23:59,210 --> 01:24:01,804 Only three people knew enough to be this unnamed source. 1204 01:24:01,879 --> 01:24:05,212 Proctor, Garvin, and whoever gave the files over. 1205 01:24:05,383 --> 01:24:07,908 I ruled out Garvin and Proctor. 1206 01:24:08,052 --> 01:24:10,145 - Which reporter called? - Lt doesn't matter. 1207 01:24:10,254 --> 01:24:11,812 I need to know. 1208 01:24:12,023 --> 01:24:13,354 Bob Freed. 1209 01:24:16,961 --> 01:24:18,929 Ls Kevin Vallick there? 1210 01:24:23,567 --> 01:24:24,898 That's all right. Thanks. 1211 01:24:32,243 --> 01:24:34,973 You're amazing, Julia. You know, I thought I was good. 1212 01:24:35,913 --> 01:24:39,178 Yeah, God forbid I endanger your position in the campaign! 1213 01:24:39,283 --> 01:24:40,807 Where are you going? 1214 01:24:40,885 --> 01:24:44,218 You're upset about something. I'm going to a more appropriate place. 1215 01:24:44,288 --> 01:24:46,051 Where? A firing range? 1216 01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:51,455 Okay, go ahead. What's on your mind? 1217 01:24:51,529 --> 01:24:54,123 Your little Proctor leak. Nice work, Julia. 1218 01:24:54,231 --> 01:24:57,496 Newsflash: campaigns play hardball. If you can't take competition... 1219 01:24:57,568 --> 01:25:01,664 No, I can take the competition. It's the backstabbing that's the real drag. 1220 01:25:01,739 --> 01:25:03,969 I keep you from getting fired, and... 1221 01:25:04,041 --> 01:25:07,135 You keep me from getting fired? 1222 01:25:07,445 --> 01:25:10,812 What I did the other night was a sacrifice. I didn't have to do that. 1223 01:25:11,048 --> 01:25:12,982 Really? Thanks. 1224 01:25:13,050 --> 01:25:15,746 I didn't know sleeping with me was such a burden. 1225 01:25:15,820 --> 01:25:18,050 - That's not what I meant. - I should have known. 1226 01:25:18,389 --> 01:25:20,516 I don't know why I don't realize this. 1227 01:25:20,891 --> 01:25:24,657 I'm such a jerk. Politics and love never mix. Never. 1228 01:25:27,264 --> 01:25:28,959 You know what, Julia? 1229 01:25:30,968 --> 01:25:32,799 From the moment I saw you... 1230 01:25:33,270 --> 01:25:34,862 ...I should have just run. 1231 01:25:37,208 --> 01:25:38,368 Then run. 1232 01:26:05,870 --> 01:26:07,167 Mr. Vallick? 1233 01:26:12,042 --> 01:26:13,873 Proctor bribes Garvin. 1234 01:26:14,645 --> 01:26:17,876 Wannamaker goes to the press with the bribe story. 1235 01:26:18,549 --> 01:26:22,383 Garvin is ruined. Right? All very convenient. 1236 01:26:23,254 --> 01:26:27,657 The question is, who gave the information to Wannamaker? 1237 01:26:28,225 --> 01:26:30,250 I already know who gave the information. 1238 01:26:30,327 --> 01:26:31,385 Proctor. 1239 01:26:33,898 --> 01:26:35,798 Why would Proctor do this? 1240 01:26:35,866 --> 01:26:40,462 He bribed both candidates. He kept them both in his pocket. 1241 01:26:41,238 --> 01:26:45,197 He decided he wants Wannamaker to win, so he's destroying Garvin. 1242 01:26:48,446 --> 01:26:50,277 I want him to lose. 1243 01:26:50,748 --> 01:26:54,081 And I want Garvin to hire me when you win. 1244 01:28:07,224 --> 01:28:11,718 I would like to introduce New Mexico's newest Senator! 1245 01:28:32,550 --> 01:28:34,177 - Hi. - Hi. 1246 01:28:37,121 --> 01:28:38,383 I was just leaving. 1247 01:28:38,489 --> 01:28:39,979 Yeah, I saw your car. 1248 01:28:41,292 --> 01:28:42,884 I've been trying to call you. 1249 01:28:43,093 --> 01:28:45,357 I've been really busy. Sorry. 1250 01:28:48,332 --> 01:28:49,765 I stopped by the hotel. 1251 01:28:49,833 --> 01:28:52,199 I just haven't had a minute to myself. 1252 01:29:01,579 --> 01:29:05,743 I'm going to say this real quickly, okay? Look, Julia... 1253 01:29:07,351 --> 01:29:09,876 I'm really sorry. I didn't know. 1254 01:29:11,622 --> 01:29:14,614 I feel like I blew it, and I... 1255 01:29:17,595 --> 01:29:19,927 This is really hard for me to say. 1256 01:29:20,297 --> 01:29:22,822 - Harder than not trusting me? - No, I just... 1257 01:29:26,136 --> 01:29:30,903 I couldn't have done it without my staff! Come on up here, guys! Get up here! 1258 01:29:31,342 --> 01:29:34,675 - Come on, Julia. - He wants us up there. Come on! 1259 01:29:38,148 --> 01:29:39,638 What? 1260 01:29:39,950 --> 01:29:41,577 Congratulations! 1261 01:29:57,434 --> 01:30:00,096 Get used to winning, Julia. You're next. 1262 01:30:02,139 --> 01:30:05,074 Look at him. He'll never know how close we came. 1263 01:30:05,576 --> 01:30:07,635 - How close did we come? - What? 1264 01:30:07,778 --> 01:30:09,143 How close did we come? 1265 01:30:09,213 --> 01:30:12,080 You sure you don't want to be kept in the dark on this? 1266 01:30:12,149 --> 01:30:14,879 Wannamaker took money from Proctor, too. 1267 01:30:16,086 --> 01:30:18,919 Fortunately, Proctor wanted our guy to win. 1268 01:30:33,103 --> 01:30:34,764 Have a nice evening, sir. 1269 01:30:44,181 --> 01:30:45,842 What am I doing? 1270 01:31:00,731 --> 01:31:05,395 I also want to give a special thanks to my Press Secretary... 1271 01:31:05,736 --> 01:31:08,034 ...a real trooper, Miss Julia Mann! 1272 01:31:10,941 --> 01:31:14,843 Come on out here, Julia. Take a bow. Come on. 1273 01:31:15,579 --> 01:31:17,604 She's a little shy, folks. 1274 01:31:34,465 --> 01:31:36,126 Pardon me. Julia? 1275 01:31:36,900 --> 01:31:37,889 Kevin? 1276 01:31:39,770 --> 01:31:41,761 Can I talk to you for a second? 1277 01:31:42,873 --> 01:31:44,363 Where the hell are you? 1278 01:31:44,441 --> 01:31:49,310 Up here in the balcony. A little to your left. Right here. 1279 01:31:54,384 --> 01:31:58,650 Get rid of that guy! What the hell is this? I've got a speech to finish. 1280 01:31:58,722 --> 01:32:02,214 I know all about Proctor, so stuff it. You're already finished. 1281 01:32:03,527 --> 01:32:06,428 Go ahead, Kevin. You have something to say? 1282 01:32:06,764 --> 01:32:07,753 Here? 1283 01:32:10,534 --> 01:32:11,523 Look. 1284 01:32:12,636 --> 01:32:16,595 I just think maybe there's this tiny possibility that... 1285 01:32:16,874 --> 01:32:18,865 ...maybe we... 1286 01:32:20,110 --> 01:32:21,702 We make sense. 1287 01:32:23,313 --> 01:32:26,578 Well, we did sleep together, I'll give you that. 1288 01:32:27,785 --> 01:32:32,779 No, I mean we actually slept. I haven't slept like that for a long time. 1289 01:32:33,957 --> 01:32:35,288 Unlock the door! 1290 01:32:35,592 --> 01:32:38,186 Look, Julia, let's face it. 1291 01:32:39,263 --> 01:32:41,094 We belong together. 1292 01:32:43,233 --> 01:32:44,393 Why? 1293 01:32:49,072 --> 01:32:52,064 God, I'm a writer. I should be prepared for this stuff. 1294 01:32:52,643 --> 01:32:55,111 Because after all we've been through, Julia... 1295 01:32:55,179 --> 01:32:57,841 I mean, look at us. We're still here, aren't we? 1296 01:32:58,115 --> 01:32:59,776 We're still together... 1297 01:33:01,018 --> 01:33:02,110 ...kind of. 1298 01:33:02,519 --> 01:33:05,682 That's it? You can't do any better than that? 1299 01:33:13,096 --> 01:33:14,222 Push it! 1300 01:33:15,232 --> 01:33:16,961 Unlock the door, sir! 1301 01:33:17,234 --> 01:33:18,565 Wait right there. 1302 01:33:22,739 --> 01:33:23,728 No, Kevin! 1303 01:33:28,312 --> 01:33:31,679 Shit. 1304 01:33:41,959 --> 01:33:43,051 Tarzan! 1305 01:33:43,627 --> 01:33:44,685 Jane! 1306 01:33:49,967 --> 01:33:50,956 I love you, Julia. 1307 01:33:51,768 --> 01:33:53,167 I love you, Kevin. 1308 01:33:54,605 --> 01:33:56,971 What did the lip tattoo say? 1309 01:33:57,341 --> 01:33:58,399 Kiss me. 1310 01:33:58,742 --> 01:34:01,711 "Kiss me"? Nah. You're making that up. 1311 01:34:22,900 --> 01:34:25,630 Turning now to other key races around the country. 1312 01:34:25,869 --> 01:34:29,066 Rhode Island may end up looking like a combat zone... 1313 01:34:29,206 --> 01:34:32,642 ...since relative unknown Julia Mann announced her candidacy today... 1314 01:34:32,709 --> 01:34:34,768 ...in the heated Congressional battle. 1315 01:34:34,845 --> 01:34:37,871 This campaign, which many believe is a long shot... 1316 01:34:37,948 --> 01:34:41,645 ...was defended by campaign manager Kevin Vallick as... 1317 01:34:42,019 --> 01:34:43,452 Julia and Kevin? 1318 01:34:43,520 --> 01:34:45,351 I give them six months. 1319 01:34:45,789 --> 01:34:46,949 A year. 1320 01:34:48,425 --> 01:34:50,256 Happily ever after. 102206

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