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With only four weeks left to election day...
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...candidates for New Mexico'svacant Senate seat...
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...former Democratic CongressmanLloyd Wannamaker...
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...and Republican businessmanRay Garvin...
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Gentlemen, place your bets.
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$10 he'll say
these guys will sway the voters.
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- No. He'll say "woo."
- "Entice."
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...in an effort to woo the state's...
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Yes! Thank you. No checks, please.
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I need those stats. I can't write him a
speech saying, "Take my word for it."
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- Thanks.
- Julia.
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- Hello, Julia.
- Larry, Curly, Moe.
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I see you wimped out
on the anti-development piece.
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- Page 10, next to the crossword puzzle?
- Come on.
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How's the school-aid speech?
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I think we can really
make a difference for these kids.
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If Lloyd'll get behind it.
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Good, but we need to find a hotter button,
to give the campaign a boost.
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Let me work on a few things.
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Julia, listen.
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I need you to write a speech
for Mrs. Wannamaker.
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Tomorrow, she's addressing
the Women's Historical Society.
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The topic: pioneer suffragettes.
Here's your research. Thank you, dear.
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Can you send 10 copies of this
up to my room?
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Sorry.
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Hey, Pete!
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Yeah, hon. Over here.
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- Hi.
- Good afternoon.
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You have a reservation for me?
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You're?
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Eastwood. Clint Eastwood.
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- Are you gonna give me your name?
- I'm kidding. Kevin Vallick.
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Are you with one of the campaigns?
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Yeah, I just got hired
to write some speeches.
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We'll see if I can't turn this baby around.
Know what I mean?
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Which candidate, sir?
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What's-his-name.
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Come on, help me out here.
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- Republican or Democrat?
- Republican.
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- Garvin.
- Garvin. That's him, yeah.
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Second floor.
The elevator is right behind you.
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Thank you.
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- Nice, quiet room, right?
- Very quiet.
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Okay.
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- Dark?
- Dark.
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- Soft mattress?
- Softest we've got.
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- Real big one?
- The biggest we've got.
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Because I cover a lot of territory
on a mattress.
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And I don't want you sneaking up there
at night and bothering me.
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Hey, wait. Can you... Hold on!
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- Hi.
- How you doing?
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- Wish I didn't need it.
- Tell me about it.
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My kid has this cough.
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Let me see that for a second.
I don't think these are for kids.
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No, they're not.
In fact, they're not even for coughs.
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I know that. I realize that.
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It's for me.
His cough is keeping me awake.
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This is a tough call.
My grandmother is upstairs.
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She just came through some surgery
and she can't sleep.
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Really? How awful. What kind?
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What kind? Extensive.
It was really extensive.
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She had some liposuction work.
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I know.
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I said, "Grandmother, you're 80.
They're not beating down your door.
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"What's a couple of pounds
here and there?" But she's vain.
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- I'll give you one.
- I could split it.
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You want to split it? Perfect.
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Let's go over it again.
Here's how the black-hole theory works.
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Don't patronize me.
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I'm not patronizing you.
I'm trying to teach you something.
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Then be patient.
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Our unemployment checks are here.Maybe if we put them together...
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$280.85, plus...
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$33 million and 55 cents.
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Eddie, they made a mistake.You gotta give the money back.
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Hi.
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How's the kid?
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It's sad. He was abducted by aliens.
How's Grandma?
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Sore.
But I gotta say, her thighs look great.
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Sorry, I just dozed off. There you go.
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Thank you very much.
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Excuse me, ma'am.
Could you turn this up?
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I've always hated ottomans!
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I just hate them! I hate them!
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You've got to be kidding.
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You don't like this show?
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- It's crap!
- I wrote for this show.
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No, I did.
I wrote for this show for a couple of years.
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I shouldn't say that.
I've never watched a whole show.
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It's okay. No, it's all right.
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You probably watch PBS...
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"The Ditch That Divided New Mexico."
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Is the Ditch a blight? Is it a necessity?
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Is there a better wayto stop illegal immigration?
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- What is this?
- Mexico Ditch.
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It's to keep out illegal aliens.
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It's completely barbaric,
but Garvin is for it, of course.
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You don't like Garvin?
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Republican simpleton.
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You like him?
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I like him better than the other guy,
Wannamaker.
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At least he doesn't hang around
with junk-bond kings with slush funds.
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I just prefer him over some tax-and-spend,
knee-jerk liberal is all.
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- Let's drop it.
- Good idea.
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You know what?
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It's our first fight.
It's okay, it had to happen.
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Sorry.
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Let me know when I'm charming you.
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Just a few more moves like that.
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Pie?
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You like breakfast burritos?
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I know a great place across the border.
Takes 35 minutes.
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We just had pie.
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They're really good burritos.
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Mom told me never to go with strangers.
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- We'll pick her up. Where's she live?
- Rhode island.
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All right, 45 minutes.
We'll put her in the back.
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Best cure for insomnia?
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Hot laundry. Take your laundry out
of the dryer and pile it on top of you.
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If you really want to sleep,
take some Fresca...
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...beat in three raw eggs,
a touch of cayenne pepper.
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Tried it.
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I'm kidding.
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What do you do, Julia?
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I write, too.
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Are you a reporter?
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Yeah.
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I saw your press badge on your bag here.
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I'm very observant. So who's "R. Freed"?
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Fasten your seatbelt.
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You always drive this fast?
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No. This fast.
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Are you divorced?
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You got a tan line there.
I was just wondering.
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Long engagement.
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It's over?
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Yep. Very boring. Not of interest.
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- What's wrong with that?
- Wait, wait.
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I'm celebrating my second anniversary...
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...of my divorce.
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Very boring. Not of interest.
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Would you please find a station?
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I'm looking for a song.
Our song, if you must know.
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We've graduated to "our"?
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About two hours ago.
I wish you'd keep up, Julia.
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- Did you figure it out?
- Yeah.
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So what do you think? You know, "us."
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You think we have a future together?
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Good. Me, too.
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What'd he say?
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He said about another 10 minutes.
You don't speak Spanish?
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Very romantic language.
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That's pretty. What's that mean?
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"May I have a towel?"
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Be still my beating heart.
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You gotta love the language.
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Ls that cologne?
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Black Flag. Great aftershave.
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It's manly and, as you can see,
not a bug in sight.
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- What do you think?
- Not bad.
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Breakfast?
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Most important meal of the day.
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Thank you.
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You know...
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I mean...
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The hand brake.
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Kevin, we're rolling.
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I know.
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- The clutch.
- Just show me where your clutch...
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On the car.
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- Hi.
- Good morning.
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This is...
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Kevin.
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- Dan.
- Nice to meet you.
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- Kevin's a sitcom writer.
- I'm a sitcom writer.
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I write for sitcoms.
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It's nice to meet you.
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Here's today's schedule, Julia.
I'll see you inside.
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Great. Thanks.
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Who's that? Your boss?
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It's like being caught by your dad.
It's bad enough they patronize me.
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- The best thing to do...
- You're full of advice. Find my shoe.
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The best thing to do
when people try to patronize you is yell.
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Shout. Let me put it on.
Speak louder than they do.
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They want you to wimp out.
Just raise your voice just a little bit.
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Try it. Let me know tonight how it works.
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We never got those breakfast burritos.
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- What time?
- 8:00.
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- My hair's a mess.
- It's perfect.
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- 8:00, in the lobby?
- Out here.
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- My stomach.
- Campaign food?
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- Watch the fish.
- Too late.
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Good luck.
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Needs a touch-up, Lee.
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Unacceptable, Annette.
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Piece of shit, Kev.
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12,999. And there's an even 13,000.
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- Not bad. How are you?
- That's why I fired the guy.
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See what you can do.
It's the old stump speech.
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Give it some humor, some heart.
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You didn't sleep last night.
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You know me.
Solid 10 minutes, I'm good for the day.
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Thanks for doing this,
coming out at the last minute.
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I know how you swore off
this campaign stuff.
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Don't worry about it. I owed you one.
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- Where's he giving this thing?
- The barrio, 3:00.
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What's this Ditch issue?
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- The Mexico Ditch?
- Yeah.
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- Why?
- Some reporter told me about it.
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It's a sore point
with the Hispanic community.
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Our guy's for it.
Don't bring it up in the barrio.
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- I bet our opponent does.
- Interesting.
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Spin it our way, Garvin will love you.
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You think this guy's any good?
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Of course he is. He's better than good.
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Would I have called you if he wasn't good?
What reporter?
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Just some reporter.
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What's her name?
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Listen, Kev, it's a cutthroat campaign here.
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Don't do anything stupid.
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And for God's sake,
don't mix with the enemy.
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- Smile. Great, just one more.
- That's enough!
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- Let's keep up the good work.
- Yes, sir.
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- Mike, I have an idea for today's speech.
- Not now, Julia.
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The Mexico Ditch. Time to attack.
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Listen, we have been over this.
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I am the Press Secretary.
I make the policy decisions.
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Ls that all, dear?
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No, it's not!
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Excuse me?
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Firstly, the name is Julia, not "dear."
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Secondly, I don't like being patronized,
Mr. Kratz.
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I'm not patronizing you...
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Why are you talking so loud?
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I am a speechwriter.
I have 10 years' experience.
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If you think I can't handle it,
let's talk to the campaign manager.
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Walk with me.
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Wannamaker attacks on the Mexico Ditch.
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We hold it till 4:00.
We get one untainted news cycle.
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Garvin can't hit back until tomorrow.
And guess where Garvin is speaking today?
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The barrio.
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That's good.
I'm going to try to get that approved.
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And next time, don't be so angry.
We're in this together, don't forget.
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It would be good
if he could say something in Spanish.
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- The name of this town we're going to?
- San Jose.
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Excuse me. Who are you?
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I'm the new guy.
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I'm sorry. Everyone, this is Kevin Vallick,
our new speechwriter.
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He worked on the Tobin campaign in '84,
remember?
250
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Straight from Hollywood.
He wrote Chuck and Eddie.
251
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- I love that show!
- Thanks.
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Okay, listen.
This town, San Jose, is there a local hero?
253
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Anybody save anybody from drowning
or anything?
254
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:07,989
Yeah, there's a spelling-bee winner.
255
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- Girl or boy?
- Girl.
256
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Perfect.
257
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Let's do this.
Put her up on the stand with Garvin.
258
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He'll say,
"I'd like to introduce someone to you..."
259
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...someone who makes me proudto be an American.
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This young ladyis the state spelling-bee champion.
261
00:19:30,345 --> 00:19:33,041
Let's talk about Garvin's record
on immigration.
262
00:19:33,115 --> 00:19:35,106
"I have a spotless record on..."
263
00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:38,213
"My opponent says
he's a friend of minorities."
264
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My opponent claimsthat he is a friend to minorities.
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Yes, good.
266
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:45,416
"But actions speak louder than words."
267
00:19:45,661 --> 00:19:49,563
But anyone can speak words.Acting actions...
268
00:19:49,932 --> 00:19:53,424
...that's the important thing.My opponent claims...
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"insecure friends...
270
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"...soon become enemies."
271
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Insecure enemies are soon at war.
272
00:20:02,678 --> 00:20:04,043
This ditch...
273
00:20:04,313 --> 00:20:07,771
"...that separates the two great countries
of Mexico and America..."
274
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...it's really an act of friendship.
275
00:20:10,619 --> 00:20:14,146
- You gotta talk about the economics of it.
- No, it's a moral issue.
276
00:20:14,223 --> 00:20:18,853
"It rebuilds the Berlin Wall, brick by brick.
So I must ask my opponent..."
277
00:20:19,294 --> 00:20:22,991
...torn down in Germany,rebuilt in America?
278
00:20:23,465 --> 00:20:24,523
That's the sound bite.
279
00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:26,033
It's a step backwards.
280
00:20:26,235 --> 00:20:27,964
"Good fences make good neighbors."
281
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"The beginning of a new intolerance."
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it is the American Wall.
283
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I call it the "Friendship Ditch."
284
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You're gonna get a sound bite out of this.
285
00:20:48,891 --> 00:20:51,519
Well, we'll find out at 5:00.
286
00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:57,729
It's the Channel 7 Action Newswith Doris Wind.
287
00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,392
Lead story?
288
00:20:59,501 --> 00:21:02,561
We ought to be,
if the Martians haven't landed in Taos.
289
00:21:03,739 --> 00:21:04,728
Please.
290
00:21:04,807 --> 00:21:07,298
Good evening. Our top story tonight.
291
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It was day two in the desperate struggleof one small bear cub to stay alive.
292
00:21:13,115 --> 00:21:14,104
What?
293
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:16,414
Get out of here!
294
00:21:16,752 --> 00:21:19,243
- How can he be the lead story?
- You're kidding me!
295
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:20,515
Can you try Channel 2?
296
00:21:20,622 --> 00:21:23,682
...at the bottom of a water wellin the Albuquerque Zoo.
297
00:21:24,393 --> 00:21:27,021
In what is turning intoa veritable race against time...
298
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:28,459
it's the bear again.
299
00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:31,226
Every channel is covering this story?
300
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,928
...as we enter day two of "Bear Watch."
301
00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:37,233
Take a gun and put the little shit
out of his misery.
302
00:21:37,306 --> 00:21:38,671
Good idea.
303
00:21:40,776 --> 00:21:41,902
Still the bear.
304
00:21:41,977 --> 00:21:43,911
This bear is everywhere.
305
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:48,073
Now we're getting dancing bears!
This is really lovely.
306
00:21:48,150 --> 00:21:50,831
...wild bears were first trained,and introduced into the circus...
307
00:21:50,986 --> 00:21:53,887
- That's real cute.
- Look, the top hat, the cape.
308
00:21:53,956 --> 00:21:55,924
I'm gonna grab my phone.
309
00:22:00,162 --> 00:22:03,097
- Hello.
- Hi. You out of breath?
310
00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:04,859
Hey, how are you doing?
311
00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:08,467
Well, you know,
45 minutes on the Stairmaster.
312
00:22:10,672 --> 00:22:12,606
- About tonight...
- You're canceling.
313
00:22:12,808 --> 00:22:15,402
Why? 'Cause I ran out of gas?
I don't normally do that.
314
00:22:15,510 --> 00:22:18,741
I think we ought to move past
the gas-gauge thing.
315
00:22:18,814 --> 00:22:21,009
Frankly, it's shallow.We're deeper than that.
316
00:22:21,116 --> 00:22:25,075
Shut up. Let's make it midnight.
Ls that too late?
317
00:22:26,255 --> 00:22:28,689
Are you kidding?
I just wake up at midnight.
318
00:22:28,790 --> 00:22:30,052
Me, too.
319
00:22:30,592 --> 00:22:32,082
It worked.
320
00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,385
Good.
321
00:22:34,763 --> 00:22:35,889
What worked?
322
00:22:36,031 --> 00:22:39,262
My boss.
He thought I was going to explode.
323
00:22:40,736 --> 00:22:45,264
I told you. That's great.
The more intimidating you are, the better.
324
00:22:45,340 --> 00:22:47,968
I might be out of line,
but can I make a suggestion?
325
00:22:48,043 --> 00:22:50,705
Tattoo. Really mean-looking tattoo.
326
00:22:50,846 --> 00:22:52,211
You should get one.
327
00:22:52,281 --> 00:22:55,808
My old boyfriend had a tattoo
on the inside of his lip.
328
00:23:00,355 --> 00:23:01,481
I'm sorry?
329
00:23:01,556 --> 00:23:02,989
Know what it said?
330
00:23:06,428 --> 00:23:09,363
"How am I driving?
Call 1-800" and then a number?
331
00:23:09,564 --> 00:23:12,727
Did he have a really big lip?Was it Mick Jagger?
332
00:23:13,068 --> 00:23:14,160
Got to go.
333
00:23:14,836 --> 00:23:17,532
Yeah, me, too. Okay.
334
00:23:18,073 --> 00:23:21,406
So, tonight then, right? Midnight.
335
00:23:21,743 --> 00:23:23,267
Yeah, midnight.
336
00:23:26,081 --> 00:23:29,573
More and more,the fate of animals means less and less.
337
00:23:29,718 --> 00:23:32,380
Put some pants on that bear!
338
00:23:32,888 --> 00:23:37,154
Meanwhile, Teddy's mother,Big Bertha, waits for some word...
339
00:23:37,225 --> 00:23:39,716
...of Teddy's fate in the studio.Back to you, Doris.
340
00:23:39,795 --> 00:23:40,921
They're killing us.
341
00:23:40,996 --> 00:23:43,396
In other news, it was politics as usual.
342
00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:44,454
Here we go.
343
00:23:44,533 --> 00:23:46,694
With the election only 30 days away...
344
00:23:46,802 --> 00:23:49,828
...both candidates vyingfor New Mexico's vacant Senate seat...
345
00:23:49,905 --> 00:23:53,739
...argued the meritsof the so-called Friendship Ditch.
346
00:23:53,942 --> 00:23:55,569
"Friendship" what?
347
00:23:55,811 --> 00:23:58,177
Yes! Doctor Spin!
348
00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:01,047
Wait.
349
00:24:01,283 --> 00:24:03,217
- Torn down in Germany...
- Sound bite!
350
00:24:03,385 --> 00:24:04,545
...rebuilt in America.
351
00:24:04,686 --> 00:24:06,153
No more bets.
352
00:24:06,722 --> 00:24:10,055
No more bets?
How am I gonna get my beer money?
353
00:24:10,258 --> 00:24:14,354
New Mexico business tycoon, Ray Garvin,defended the Friendship Ditch...
354
00:24:14,429 --> 00:24:16,420
"Friendship" what?
355
00:24:16,531 --> 00:24:20,661
Because the Friendship Ditchensures our security...
356
00:24:20,969 --> 00:24:23,437
...it ensures our friendship.
357
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,905
They had to know
we were attacking the Ditch. How?
358
00:24:25,974 --> 00:24:27,874
"Friendship" what?
359
00:24:28,377 --> 00:24:30,277
Our resident genius.
360
00:24:35,250 --> 00:24:37,013
Great speech, Kevin.
361
00:24:37,953 --> 00:24:41,218
There's a career seminar
at Mesa Junior High tonight.
362
00:24:41,289 --> 00:24:44,816
- They want to hear from our speechwriter.
- I can't tonight.
363
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:46,723
I've got something important to do.
364
00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:50,457
You'll be done by 8:00.
Why, seeing your reporter?
365
00:24:50,766 --> 00:24:54,258
No way. I took your advice on that.
366
00:25:03,245 --> 00:25:06,510
I'll give a short introduction,
then let you two start.
367
00:25:06,982 --> 00:25:08,210
Two?
368
00:25:08,350 --> 00:25:12,184
She's a bit late.
Mr. Wannamaker's speechwriter.
369
00:25:12,687 --> 00:25:14,951
- You're fine with that?
- Sure.
370
00:25:15,457 --> 00:25:16,651
Here she is.
371
00:25:16,725 --> 00:25:20,217
Mr. Vallick, meet Congressman
Wannamaker's speechwriter, Julia Mann.
372
00:25:20,328 --> 00:25:23,957
And Mr. Garvin's speechwriter,
Kevin Vallick.
373
00:25:27,202 --> 00:25:29,500
- Have you two met already?
- Yes.
374
00:25:29,971 --> 00:25:31,131
No.
375
00:25:31,206 --> 00:25:32,571
No. I'm sorry.
376
00:25:32,641 --> 00:25:35,303
I thought she was somebody I knew.
377
00:25:36,244 --> 00:25:37,370
A reporter, actually.
378
00:25:39,414 --> 00:25:42,781
Why don't we get started?
Miss Mann, could you come sit over here?
379
00:25:46,288 --> 00:25:48,620
People, calm down.
380
00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:53,053
Take your seats.
381
00:25:53,128 --> 00:25:58,464
I'm sure we've all heard the horror stories
about politics and politicians.
382
00:26:00,202 --> 00:26:02,466
Mr. Vallick and Miss Mann
were nice enough...
383
00:26:02,537 --> 00:26:04,937
...to take time out
from their busy schedule...
384
00:26:05,140 --> 00:26:08,735
...to show us
there is a human side to politics.
385
00:26:15,584 --> 00:26:18,314
Maybe we'd better start with questions.
386
00:26:18,453 --> 00:26:19,647
Anyone?
387
00:26:22,524 --> 00:26:26,290
I was interested in politics,
but my dad said that only liars go into it.
388
00:26:26,695 --> 00:26:28,925
- Bobby, that's not...
- I can respond to that.
389
00:26:28,997 --> 00:26:31,158
Most people who go into politics
aren't liars.
390
00:26:31,233 --> 00:26:33,633
It's only opportunistic ones
from other fields...
391
00:26:33,702 --> 00:26:36,262
...say, TV comedy writing...
392
00:26:36,338 --> 00:26:37,999
...last stop of the untalented...
393
00:26:38,073 --> 00:26:39,563
...who turn into liars.
394
00:26:39,741 --> 00:26:41,538
- I see.
- And hacks.
395
00:26:47,449 --> 00:26:50,941
Maybe Mr. Vallick could offer us
a different perspective.
396
00:26:55,857 --> 00:26:58,348
There are frauds in politics.
But you know what?
397
00:26:58,860 --> 00:27:02,853
There are also some passionate,
seemingly idealistic individuals...
398
00:27:02,931 --> 00:27:05,695
- That's encouraging.
- ...who only later prove to be frauds.
399
00:27:08,069 --> 00:27:10,902
Any other questions?
400
00:27:12,941 --> 00:27:16,104
Is there much interaction
between the two campaigns?
401
00:27:16,244 --> 00:27:18,678
Between Democrats and Republicans?
402
00:27:19,247 --> 00:27:21,238
I think this is your area.
403
00:27:22,150 --> 00:27:24,880
It's discouraged for campaigns to socialize.
404
00:27:25,153 --> 00:27:27,713
If one speechwriter, to use an example,
dated another...
405
00:27:27,923 --> 00:27:30,391
...they might reveal something
about their campaigns.
406
00:27:30,458 --> 00:27:31,982
Some campaigns have spies...
407
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,491
...for just this purpose.
408
00:27:33,562 --> 00:27:35,792
To pursue someone
on the other campaign...
409
00:27:35,864 --> 00:27:37,058
...to seduce her...
410
00:27:37,232 --> 00:27:39,792
- Or him.
- ...and try to find out her secrets.
411
00:27:39,935 --> 00:27:44,201
On the other hand, sometimes people
tend to get what's called "paranoid."
412
00:27:44,406 --> 00:27:47,068
Just because someone seems
interested in them...
413
00:27:47,142 --> 00:27:49,610
...doesn't mean they're after their secrets.
414
00:27:49,844 --> 00:27:54,747
Still, it's not paranoid to be suspicious
of a relationship that moves too fast...
415
00:27:54,816 --> 00:27:56,807
...a chance meeting that isn't "chance."
416
00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:58,883
Or somebody lying about her work.
417
00:27:58,954 --> 00:28:01,252
Or asks too much about the other's work.
418
00:28:01,323 --> 00:28:04,622
A speechwriter could, to use Miss...
Sorry, I forgot your name.
419
00:28:04,793 --> 00:28:05,817
Mann.
420
00:28:06,695 --> 00:28:10,324
To use Miss Mann's earlier example,
a speechwriter could protect herself...
421
00:28:10,398 --> 00:28:11,387
Or himself.
422
00:28:11,933 --> 00:28:14,128
...from being compromised by not flirting...
423
00:28:14,202 --> 00:28:16,170
...not sniffing around like a cat in heat.
424
00:28:18,807 --> 00:28:23,972
Or she might tell the other speechwriter,
"Peddle your shit elsewhere, scumbag."
425
00:28:24,479 --> 00:28:25,707
I think we ought to...
426
00:28:25,814 --> 00:28:29,682
Clearly, once the infiltrator, or "slut spy"...
427
00:28:30,452 --> 00:28:31,885
...has been uncovered...
428
00:28:31,953 --> 00:28:34,922
...the other speechwriter's passion
for the campaign is renewed.
429
00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:35,979
He'll need it.
430
00:28:36,057 --> 00:28:40,187
Because if he's a has-been, jumping from
field to field like some fuck-happy rabbit...
431
00:28:40,528 --> 00:28:42,621
...inadequate due to his inexperience...
432
00:28:42,697 --> 00:28:45,666
Or the total lack of creativity
that comes with overexperience.
433
00:28:45,734 --> 00:28:50,228
...he'll need motivation to fight
somebody who believes in her cause!
434
00:28:50,672 --> 00:28:54,802
I'd like to thank both Mr. Vallick and
Miss Mann for their illuminating words...
435
00:28:54,876 --> 00:28:57,902
...about politics, the human side.
436
00:29:00,615 --> 00:29:02,207
- You lied to me.
- You lied first.
437
00:29:02,284 --> 00:29:04,411
- This isn't grade school.
- Actually, it is.
438
00:29:04,519 --> 00:29:08,979
You used me. You took the Mexico Ditch.
You never heard of it till I mentioned it!
439
00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:14,027
I didn't know you had it copyrighted.
What other forces of nature are yours?
440
00:29:14,129 --> 00:29:16,120
I will keep this simple, in short syllables.
441
00:29:16,197 --> 00:29:20,531
L. Me. I do not. Not.
International symbol for "no."
442
00:29:20,602 --> 00:29:22,263
I do not want you near me!
443
00:29:22,370 --> 00:29:23,928
Wait a minute.
444
00:29:25,940 --> 00:29:28,170
Are we still on for midnight?
445
00:29:30,712 --> 00:29:34,148
My opponent has accused meof playing politics.
446
00:29:34,316 --> 00:29:38,116
My opponent has accused meof taking his issue...
447
00:29:39,454 --> 00:29:42,218
...the Friendship Ditch,and using it for my own ends.
448
00:29:42,524 --> 00:29:45,721
Perhaps he should warn meof any other issues...
449
00:29:45,860 --> 00:29:47,725
...that are strictly his!
450
00:29:48,396 --> 00:29:52,492
Garvin continued to accuse Wannamakerof using the Friendship Ditch.
451
00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:57,169
I wish Mr. Garvin would treat this process
with some dignity!
452
00:29:59,374 --> 00:30:01,865
With only three weeks left
until the election...
453
00:30:02,143 --> 00:30:06,842
...why can't Mr. Garvin decide if he wantsto be a candidate or a businessman?
454
00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:12,918
Why doesn't he stop jumpingfrom field to field like a slap-happy rabbit?
455
00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:20,627
Come on, Mr. Garvin.
456
00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:24,096
Why are you treating this campaignlike some slick sitcom...
457
00:30:24,165 --> 00:30:27,532
...with sound bites worthyof a Hollywood hack?
458
00:30:28,737 --> 00:30:32,673
That's why I'm travelingacross this great state of New Mexico.
459
00:30:34,976 --> 00:30:37,001
Let's go, guys!
460
00:30:37,178 --> 00:30:39,203
So goodbye and God bless!
461
00:30:42,717 --> 00:30:44,378
Move!
462
00:30:54,095 --> 00:30:56,029
Balloon Fiesta at 4:00.
463
00:30:56,164 --> 00:30:58,223
Wow. Baghdad Bob?
464
00:30:58,633 --> 00:31:00,658
Slumming it in local news?
465
00:31:01,669 --> 00:31:03,102
Just following the story.
466
00:31:03,271 --> 00:31:05,136
Come on. This isn't Iraq.
467
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,334
Well, it's early yet. Excuse me. Hi there.
468
00:31:16,418 --> 00:31:17,749
Guess who?
469
00:31:19,487 --> 00:31:20,545
Bob.
470
00:31:21,723 --> 00:31:23,384
What are you doing here?
471
00:31:23,792 --> 00:31:26,090
You glad to see me? Surprised to see me?
472
00:31:27,028 --> 00:31:29,223
A little less than thrilled to see me?
473
00:31:29,631 --> 00:31:31,121
What was the middle one?
474
00:31:32,133 --> 00:31:33,930
I'm just here on business.
475
00:31:34,636 --> 00:31:35,830
Albuquerque's been invaded.
476
00:31:37,205 --> 00:31:38,797
We're doing the Senate races.
477
00:31:38,907 --> 00:31:41,068
Network sent me to cover New Mexico.
478
00:31:41,910 --> 00:31:45,243
Okay, I chose New Mexico.
It's a real interesting story.
479
00:31:45,513 --> 00:31:46,912
And getting more interesting.
480
00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:49,110
It's a real honor.
481
00:31:49,184 --> 00:31:52,881
Thank you.
I'm not sure how long I'll be with you.
482
00:31:53,455 --> 00:31:56,481
Yeah, Bob's a busy man.
483
00:31:56,691 --> 00:32:00,491
The Congressman is free for a minute.
He'd love to chat.
484
00:32:01,563 --> 00:32:03,724
I'll be there in a little while.
485
00:32:05,834 --> 00:32:07,734
Jules, you look...
486
00:32:09,938 --> 00:32:13,897
I'll just get this out of the way
and be right back.
487
00:32:14,843 --> 00:32:17,505
I'll be right back. We have to talk.
488
00:32:18,379 --> 00:32:19,710
Oh, my God.
489
00:32:42,337 --> 00:32:45,135
- Julia, bring those position papers.
- I got them.
490
00:32:45,206 --> 00:32:47,868
Pete, hold your horses.
We'll be there in two seconds.
491
00:32:47,942 --> 00:32:49,807
Get some cut-aways of the balloons.
492
00:32:50,211 --> 00:32:51,701
Jules, what's the story?
493
00:32:52,013 --> 00:32:54,379
Damn. What are they doing here?
494
00:32:55,517 --> 00:32:57,542
Bob, I'm a little busy right now.
495
00:32:57,752 --> 00:33:00,243
He's a beautiful baby.
496
00:33:00,321 --> 00:33:02,346
We need to step over here.
497
00:33:02,891 --> 00:33:06,349
What this state needs
is more frigging photo opportunities.
498
00:33:07,462 --> 00:33:09,521
What about this junk-bond king, Proctor?
499
00:33:09,597 --> 00:33:11,565
I heard rumors Garvin took
a $500,000 bribe.
500
00:33:12,767 --> 00:33:14,928
If you can prove that, we'll win.
501
00:33:15,570 --> 00:33:16,935
So when is the debate?
502
00:33:17,138 --> 00:33:18,833
Not set. Garvin's dragging his feet.
503
00:33:18,907 --> 00:33:20,704
Why did you move out?
504
00:33:21,009 --> 00:33:22,237
No comment.
505
00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:24,505
You didn't even leave me a note.
Two years...
506
00:33:24,579 --> 00:33:25,568
Two years of...
507
00:33:26,648 --> 00:33:28,309
Let's not get into this right now.
508
00:33:28,383 --> 00:33:30,180
No, say it.
509
00:33:30,618 --> 00:33:33,348
Bob, you don't want a fianc�e.
You want a fan club.
510
00:33:35,523 --> 00:33:37,650
Baghdad Bob. it's a pleasure to meet you.
511
00:33:37,859 --> 00:33:39,326
You, too, sir. How are you?
512
00:33:39,394 --> 00:33:42,591
We're having a little get-together
at my vacation home on Thursday.
513
00:33:42,664 --> 00:33:44,495
Jules, I'm sorry.
514
00:33:51,439 --> 00:33:53,430
Time for happy hour with the press.
515
00:33:53,508 --> 00:33:56,170
Wannamaker looks bad on the debate.
Spin it so...
516
00:33:56,277 --> 00:33:57,608
Garvin's dodging us.
517
00:33:57,679 --> 00:33:59,647
One hour till press deadline. Hit 'em hard.
518
00:33:59,714 --> 00:34:03,514
Hi, guys. Listen, on this debate front...
519
00:34:03,585 --> 00:34:05,177
ls your guy backing off?
520
00:34:05,253 --> 00:34:08,916
No. Wannamaker's position on the debate
is clear. He wants one.
521
00:34:08,990 --> 00:34:10,582
But where's Garvin?
522
00:34:10,658 --> 00:34:13,627
Everyone keeps talking about this debate.
It's a non-issue.
523
00:34:13,695 --> 00:34:15,890
The real story here is Garvin's cowardice.
524
00:34:16,164 --> 00:34:18,826
I could almost call Wannamaker cowardly.
525
00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,231
Excuse me?
526
00:34:21,202 --> 00:34:23,534
Sorry, I wasn't talking to you.
527
00:34:23,838 --> 00:34:25,772
No, you were plagiarizing me.
528
00:34:26,140 --> 00:34:28,005
I didn't even hear what you said.
529
00:34:28,142 --> 00:34:29,871
You're standing right behind me!
530
00:34:30,144 --> 00:34:33,636
Obviously, you're more conscious of me
than I am of you.
531
00:34:33,748 --> 00:34:37,206
How could I not be?
You're wearing a quart of cologne.
532
00:34:37,819 --> 00:34:39,753
It's aftershave, and it spilled.
533
00:34:39,821 --> 00:34:42,585
I wouldn't put cologne on for a balloon...
534
00:34:43,257 --> 00:34:45,691
God bless you! Vote on the 8th!
535
00:34:48,062 --> 00:34:49,620
Leave me alone, please.
536
00:34:49,697 --> 00:34:51,062
I'm on my way to my car.
537
00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:52,497
Which, by the way, pings...
538
00:34:52,767 --> 00:34:54,928
...ever since you drove it,
thank you very much.
539
00:34:55,503 --> 00:34:58,336
Hey, there's... What's his name?
Beijing Bob?
540
00:34:58,406 --> 00:34:59,737
That's Bob Freed.
541
00:35:01,476 --> 00:35:03,034
That's R. Freed?
542
00:35:04,012 --> 00:35:07,345
Wait a minute. Nah.
You and Mr. Flak Jacket?
543
00:35:07,482 --> 00:35:08,813
Are you jealous?
544
00:35:08,916 --> 00:35:11,146
Why? it's clear who you're interested in.
545
00:35:11,352 --> 00:35:13,377
Yeah, and getting clearer.
546
00:35:15,056 --> 00:35:17,581
- Going my way?
- I'll give you a lift.
547
00:35:53,461 --> 00:35:57,864
Although no one can actually be surethe bear cub has touched the meals...
548
00:35:57,999 --> 00:36:02,936
...one can assume that after several daysof this, a cub would be pretty hungry.
549
00:36:03,237 --> 00:36:07,230
Is there any wordon what the food consisted of?
550
00:36:07,341 --> 00:36:10,003
Yes, Doris. Some ham, lettuce...
551
00:36:10,244 --> 00:36:14,510
...onions, various cold cuts,and a strangely poignant touch, honey.
552
00:36:18,786 --> 00:36:23,780
Wealthy New Mexican businessman AlanProctor christened the Santa Fe racetrack.
553
00:36:24,025 --> 00:36:27,961
The much-disputed gambling siteis half-owned by the tycoon...
554
00:36:34,302 --> 00:36:36,793
My sympathies with labor run deep.
555
00:36:37,405 --> 00:36:40,067
My sympathies with unions are strong.
556
00:36:40,975 --> 00:36:43,637
Let me tell you a littlesomething about myself.
557
00:36:44,045 --> 00:36:46,377
I come from a blue-collar background.
558
00:36:46,647 --> 00:36:50,640
My dad worked for the Southern Pacificever since he came to this country.
559
00:36:50,918 --> 00:36:55,753
I started working for the rail roadwhen I was 16 years old.
560
00:36:56,491 --> 00:36:58,516
Hard, 12-hour days.
561
00:36:58,726 --> 00:37:03,163
Picture the grime, the di rt,
the smell of sweat, the despair.
562
00:37:03,564 --> 00:37:05,725
Can't you hear the whistle blowing?
563
00:37:05,867 --> 00:37:08,802
Rise up, early in the morn!
564
00:37:12,740 --> 00:37:15,231
Can't you hear the captain shouting:
565
00:37:18,813 --> 00:37:20,610
"Dinah, blow your horn?"
566
00:37:29,624 --> 00:37:32,218
There's someone in the kitchen with Dinah.
567
00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:34,693
There's someone in the kitchen...
568
00:37:35,129 --> 00:37:36,289
...I know.
569
00:37:36,964 --> 00:37:39,125
Yes, kitchen...
570
00:37:39,367 --> 00:37:43,360
Let's talk about something I know.
571
00:37:43,638 --> 00:37:45,572
And I know about the kitchen.
572
00:37:45,740 --> 00:37:48,334
My opponent wantsto keep the women in the kitchen:
573
00:37:48,442 --> 00:37:50,967
Dinah, Alice, whomever.
574
00:37:51,612 --> 00:37:54,410
But I feel that this is un-American.
575
00:37:54,482 --> 00:37:55,608
Who phoned?
576
00:37:55,683 --> 00:37:58,379
He said he had approved changes
for the Teleprompter.
577
00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:00,447
I want security measures tightened.
578
00:38:00,521 --> 00:38:04,685
If I find anyone fraternizing
with the other side, they are fired!
579
00:38:05,593 --> 00:38:06,958
What did he sound like?
580
00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:13,323
Listen, you...
581
00:38:13,601 --> 00:38:16,434
Julia, hi! Gosh, it's nice to hear from you.
582
00:38:16,671 --> 00:38:18,662
My organizer! I want it back!
583
00:38:18,940 --> 00:38:20,271
Did you lose something?
584
00:38:20,508 --> 00:38:23,102
I suppose you had nothing to do with
the Teleprompter?
585
00:38:24,178 --> 00:38:27,079
Why is it always "me, me, me"?
What about my needs?
586
00:38:28,783 --> 00:38:31,616
Promise me that you'll get
professional help.
587
00:38:39,126 --> 00:38:41,026
"Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?
588
00:38:41,095 --> 00:38:43,893
"Did he go and leave you all alone?"
589
00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:46,725
Or something like that.
590
00:38:47,168 --> 00:38:48,692
Want to go out?
591
00:38:55,977 --> 00:38:59,708
Kev, this isn't cutting it.
It's supposed to be a friendly speech.
592
00:39:00,481 --> 00:39:01,539
Comfortable?
593
00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:06,017
"Wannamaker has run a sloppy,
inept and hostile campaign."
594
00:39:06,153 --> 00:39:07,142
Good.
595
00:39:07,355 --> 00:39:11,849
"He's incompetent, crooked, mean-spirited
and out of touch with the voters?"
596
00:39:12,093 --> 00:39:13,583
What's the problem?
597
00:39:14,095 --> 00:39:15,255
Where's the friendly?
598
00:39:15,329 --> 00:39:16,421
Read the next line.
599
00:39:18,266 --> 00:39:20,257
"Still, he has the right to run."
600
00:39:20,334 --> 00:39:21,801
There you go.
601
00:39:25,106 --> 00:39:26,869
I don't understand...
602
00:39:36,517 --> 00:39:37,609
That's...
603
00:39:38,019 --> 00:39:41,113
Wannamaker's staff,
their campaign manager.
604
00:39:41,255 --> 00:39:43,450
What happened to
not mixing with the enemy?
605
00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:45,122
What are you doing?
606
00:39:45,359 --> 00:39:47,384
My back.
607
00:39:47,461 --> 00:39:50,897
It helps it a lot
if I crawl around on the floor like this.
608
00:39:52,033 --> 00:39:55,594
- Debate negotiations. I'll introduce you.
- No! That's okay.
609
00:39:57,505 --> 00:39:59,530
So lighten up on the vitriol.
610
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:03,303
Wannamaker will back off soon anyway.
You know Julia Mann?
611
00:40:04,979 --> 00:40:07,573
Campaign-osaurus.
She's been on a dozen of them.
612
00:40:07,648 --> 00:40:10,139
Didn't you meet her
at that junior-high career thing?
613
00:40:10,217 --> 00:40:12,048
Yeah, right. Julia Mann.
614
00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:14,652
We hear she's the one mixing the mud.
615
00:40:17,825 --> 00:40:22,592
My back.
It helps a lot if I lean against something.
616
00:40:24,231 --> 00:40:28,497
Well, she doesn't know it yet,
but at the end of the week, she's out.
617
00:40:29,170 --> 00:40:30,501
What do you mean "out"?
618
00:40:30,571 --> 00:40:32,095
They're replacing her.
619
00:40:32,173 --> 00:40:35,700
Ever since the Friendship Ditch,
you've been kicking her butt.
620
00:40:37,445 --> 00:40:40,141
It's exciting to see.
What's doing it to you?
621
00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,215
I'll explain later.
622
00:40:57,865 --> 00:40:58,854
Let's go.
623
00:40:59,033 --> 00:41:00,193
I'll be there in a second.
624
00:41:00,434 --> 00:41:02,902
Great. We'll just go wait out here.
625
00:43:44,999 --> 00:43:46,933
What did your boyfriend's tattoo say?
626
00:43:47,168 --> 00:43:48,533
I can't believe you!
627
00:43:48,602 --> 00:43:52,163
I've been awake for three hours.
You don't tell me, it'll be three more.
628
00:43:52,339 --> 00:43:53,772
My little overachiever.
629
00:43:54,208 --> 00:43:57,609
If I apologize,
will you tell me what the tattoo said?
630
00:43:58,212 --> 00:44:00,112
I'm sorry about the Ditch.
631
00:44:00,181 --> 00:44:02,877
But I didn't know you were
with the other campaign...
632
00:44:02,950 --> 00:44:05,441
...so I didn't know that I was stealing.
633
00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:08,580
As far as the Teleprompter goes, well...
634
00:44:09,356 --> 00:44:10,653
Boy, you know...
635
00:44:10,925 --> 00:44:12,722
That got out of hand.
636
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,650
I've got a comedy background.
637
00:44:15,462 --> 00:44:18,761
It was too good to pass up.I got weak. I'm sorry.
638
00:44:18,832 --> 00:44:21,426
It won't happen again. How's that?
639
00:44:23,337 --> 00:44:24,668
Okay.
640
00:44:24,772 --> 00:44:27,900
- Good night.
- Good night. On the upper lip?
641
00:44:27,975 --> 00:44:29,670
No. Good night, Kevin.
642
00:44:29,777 --> 00:44:32,940
Wait. Julia, listen to me for a second.
643
00:44:34,949 --> 00:44:37,179
I've got to tell you something.
644
00:44:38,485 --> 00:44:40,009
Go ahead.
645
00:44:43,290 --> 00:44:44,951
What are you doing right now?
646
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:49,186
Can you help me out for a sex?
Did I say "sex"? I meant "sec."
647
00:44:49,330 --> 00:44:51,321
- Just for a second?
- No!
648
00:44:51,765 --> 00:44:52,959
With what?
649
00:44:54,768 --> 00:44:57,032
Damn car problem.
650
00:45:01,875 --> 00:45:05,811
The problem with the Broncos is,they got no offensive line.
651
00:45:06,413 --> 00:45:09,541
So how you been?
652
00:45:12,119 --> 00:45:14,587
Kevin, the only reason
I agreed to meet with you is...
653
00:45:14,655 --> 00:45:16,850
Why? Did you miss me?
654
00:45:20,794 --> 00:45:22,591
I'm engaged.
655
00:45:26,467 --> 00:45:28,298
I wanted you to know, that's all.
656
00:45:32,539 --> 00:45:36,031
Anyway, what was it
you needed to tell me?
657
00:45:38,612 --> 00:45:39,601
Nothing.
658
00:45:47,621 --> 00:45:48,645
Car trouble?
659
00:45:48,722 --> 00:45:50,656
No, I'm fine.
660
00:45:51,025 --> 00:45:52,287
Nice rental.
661
00:45:55,062 --> 00:45:58,793
Did you see the polls? We're sliding.
662
00:45:58,866 --> 00:46:00,993
That's temporary.
We're gonna get him on that...
663
00:46:03,203 --> 00:46:04,261
On what?
664
00:46:06,573 --> 00:46:09,565
The thing we were talking about.
665
00:46:10,511 --> 00:46:11,443
What thing?
666
00:46:11,578 --> 00:46:14,877
The thing with the other thing.
667
00:46:19,153 --> 00:46:20,711
What on earth?
668
00:46:21,755 --> 00:46:24,451
The fish? The porpoise? The whale?
669
00:46:24,558 --> 00:46:26,389
Can we talk about this later?
670
00:46:26,527 --> 00:46:29,724
- Oh, you mean...
- Let's not talk about it now!
671
00:46:29,863 --> 00:46:30,887
Okay?
672
00:46:32,132 --> 00:46:35,795
Ls something wrong?
You're acting kind of unfocused lately.
673
00:46:36,103 --> 00:46:37,764
What? Unfocused?
674
00:46:38,138 --> 00:46:40,732
Never mind. it's all right. We'll talk.
675
00:46:48,082 --> 00:46:51,609
That's it, Kevin. You're on your own.
676
00:46:51,785 --> 00:46:53,275
Wait a minute.
677
00:46:53,454 --> 00:46:57,117
I've been thinking about what...
Wait a minute!
678
00:46:58,125 --> 00:47:00,992
Congratulations on the engagement.
I mean it.
679
00:47:02,162 --> 00:47:05,654
There.
There's no reason we can't be friends now.
680
00:47:06,567 --> 00:47:08,159
We're in a campaign!
681
00:47:08,268 --> 00:47:09,701
So?
682
00:47:09,770 --> 00:47:13,536
Look at your hands.
You can't go back to the hotel like that.
683
00:47:14,475 --> 00:47:17,171
A framed picture of J.F.K.
in the living room?
684
00:47:17,244 --> 00:47:19,804
In the kitchen. You're good at this.
685
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:22,605
You probably graduated
near the top of your class.
686
00:47:22,683 --> 00:47:24,878
- Valedictorian.
- Very near.
687
00:47:25,519 --> 00:47:26,747
You were class clown?
688
00:47:26,820 --> 00:47:29,880
I was voted
"Most Likely to Embarrass My Family."
689
00:47:29,957 --> 00:47:31,219
You'd have hated me.
690
00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:33,486
No, I would have avoided you.
691
00:47:34,828 --> 00:47:38,491
- You always wanted to write sitcoms?
- No. I always wanted to write.
692
00:47:38,599 --> 00:47:39,964
I was a speechwriter before.
693
00:47:40,033 --> 00:47:43,400
Then I found out I believed in my words
more than the candidates did.
694
00:47:44,037 --> 00:47:45,527
So I quit.
695
00:47:46,340 --> 00:47:50,174
Sitcoms are depressing, too,
but the money's a whole lot better.
696
00:47:51,445 --> 00:47:52,776
You're funny.
697
00:47:54,515 --> 00:47:58,576
- Cynical on the outside, but inside you're...
- What? Not like Bob?
698
00:47:59,286 --> 00:48:02,585
Ls Bob warm and gushy on the inside?
699
00:48:03,557 --> 00:48:06,549
Ls that why you guys decided
to get engaged?
700
00:48:07,261 --> 00:48:10,753
We just need some time, that's all,
to fall in love again.
701
00:48:13,767 --> 00:48:14,756
What?
702
00:48:15,169 --> 00:48:16,158
Nothing.
703
00:48:16,804 --> 00:48:18,294
How come I don't I trust you?
704
00:48:18,639 --> 00:48:20,470
I honestly don't know.
705
00:48:21,275 --> 00:48:23,835
- What the hell are you doing?
- Take your shoes off.
706
00:48:29,283 --> 00:48:30,341
Hey, Julia.
707
00:48:31,852 --> 00:48:34,685
What would you do
if you weren't campaigning?
708
00:48:35,622 --> 00:48:38,648
You know, what if you were...
709
00:48:39,359 --> 00:48:40,485
What if you quit?
710
00:48:41,328 --> 00:48:45,458
I won't quit.
I spent 10 years on losing campaigns.
711
00:48:45,632 --> 00:48:47,862
Clinton made it, now it's my turn.
712
00:48:48,902 --> 00:48:50,267
You want some advice?
713
00:48:50,337 --> 00:48:53,898
You're a regular Dear Abby, aren't you?
Get in here. Put your feet in.
714
00:48:55,209 --> 00:48:57,200
Your boy Wannamaker...
715
00:48:57,377 --> 00:48:59,208
...he's a total stiff.
716
00:49:00,781 --> 00:49:02,271
It warms up.
717
00:49:03,217 --> 00:49:04,775
You have nice feet.
718
00:49:04,852 --> 00:49:05,841
Thanks.
719
00:49:06,487 --> 00:49:08,751
Well, you know, I work out.
720
00:49:10,390 --> 00:49:11,482
Yours aren't so bad.
721
00:49:11,959 --> 00:49:14,359
I like feet. They reveal things.
722
00:49:14,895 --> 00:49:17,989
They say something
about somebody's personality.
723
00:49:21,502 --> 00:49:23,129
My advice, Julia?
724
00:49:23,504 --> 00:49:26,496
Wannamaker needs a "You see, Timmy."
725
00:49:27,474 --> 00:49:29,374
- "You see, Timmy."
- What language is that?
726
00:49:29,443 --> 00:49:33,402
At the end of every Lassie, Timmy's mom
would say to him, "You see, Timmy..."
727
00:49:34,181 --> 00:49:37,048
- She'd teach him a lesson.
- I can't believe this.
728
00:49:37,885 --> 00:49:41,719
It was always hopeful, always had heart.
That's what his voters are waiting for.
729
00:49:41,788 --> 00:49:45,349
They want to see if the guy
has anything going on inside.
730
00:49:46,527 --> 00:49:47,619
When does it get warmer?
731
00:49:48,228 --> 00:49:50,890
Why are you telling me this?
It doesn't help you.
732
00:49:52,366 --> 00:49:53,833
You're right.
733
00:49:54,468 --> 00:49:58,097
I'm doing it because I like you.
734
00:50:00,307 --> 00:50:05,210
That and I know Wannamaker can't
pull it off, so I'm not worried.
735
00:50:06,413 --> 00:50:10,611
He doesn't get it.
Campaigns are about one thing: winning.
736
00:50:11,251 --> 00:50:13,845
No. They're about changing the world.
737
00:50:14,154 --> 00:50:17,146
I hate how people treat it like it's a game...
738
00:50:17,224 --> 00:50:19,988
...like it's a race with winners and losers.
739
00:50:20,294 --> 00:50:22,319
What we do affects people.
740
00:50:22,796 --> 00:50:26,459
The people who do anything to win,
do anything to keep on winning.
741
00:50:27,301 --> 00:50:28,563
Why are you staring at me?
742
00:50:31,838 --> 00:50:35,171
Because I haven't heard anyone
talk like that in a long time.
743
00:50:38,445 --> 00:50:39,776
You should run.
744
00:50:43,984 --> 00:50:44,973
Julia?
745
00:50:45,586 --> 00:50:48,453
I want to tear your clothes off.
746
00:51:04,271 --> 00:51:05,761
All right! Truce!
747
00:51:06,273 --> 00:51:07,365
Truce.
748
00:51:08,875 --> 00:51:10,672
All right, wait!
749
00:51:11,411 --> 00:51:15,245
Really a truce this time. All right?
I mean it.
750
00:51:16,550 --> 00:51:18,415
It's just immature and foolish.
751
00:51:19,052 --> 00:51:20,713
Look, your hair is a mess.
752
00:51:31,865 --> 00:51:34,095
I know what you're going to say. I can't.
753
00:51:35,068 --> 00:51:37,434
They're going to fire you on Friday.
754
00:51:51,018 --> 00:51:53,009
Why do I do these things?
755
00:52:03,463 --> 00:52:07,923
...an Albuquerque firm donatedheavy equipment to help...
756
00:52:08,001 --> 00:52:10,970
President Clinton has set asidefederal matching funds.
757
00:52:11,038 --> 00:52:14,132
More importantly,he sent a note of suppo rt.
758
00:52:14,307 --> 00:52:16,207
The President's note read, in part:
759
00:52:16,276 --> 00:52:19,712
"America is proud of your courageand your diligence.
760
00:52:20,047 --> 00:52:22,208
"All we can do now is pray."
761
00:52:22,516 --> 00:52:26,577
That seems to sum up the mood on this,day 15 of "Bear Watch."
762
00:52:27,688 --> 00:52:30,816
How have area schoolchildren reactedto Teddy's dilemma?
763
00:52:30,924 --> 00:52:33,188
Child psychologists say...
764
00:52:37,497 --> 00:52:41,297
At a certain point, you don't worry
about the Scuds and you just do the job.
765
00:52:41,367 --> 00:52:42,925
The audience has the right to know.
766
00:52:46,506 --> 00:52:48,838
He's much sexier in person.
767
00:52:49,609 --> 00:52:53,511
I've enjoyed experiences all over the world:
Grenada, Belfast...
768
00:52:54,847 --> 00:52:56,508
I heard he's gay.
769
00:52:58,117 --> 00:53:00,278
Come on. He's engaged.
770
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:02,613
He was whistling show tunes
in the elevator.
771
00:53:09,328 --> 00:53:10,488
Top you off there?
772
00:53:11,431 --> 00:53:13,490
No, I can't drink that much.
773
00:53:15,168 --> 00:53:16,635
Can you do this?
774
00:53:17,170 --> 00:53:18,501
Here. Try it.
775
00:53:18,704 --> 00:53:19,864
Why?
776
00:53:19,972 --> 00:53:23,703
I don't know.
Haven't you done anything just to do it?
777
00:53:24,911 --> 00:53:26,401
You ever get a tattoo?
778
00:53:26,479 --> 00:53:27,503
- Once.
- Where?
779
00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:28,512
Maui.
780
00:53:28,581 --> 00:53:29,513
No, I mean...
781
00:53:29,615 --> 00:53:31,276
Did you hear I'm getting married?
782
00:53:31,818 --> 00:53:33,911
Yeah. I heard.
783
00:53:35,421 --> 00:53:36,752
Dumb move.
784
00:53:38,124 --> 00:53:42,788
Do you know any married people
who are happy? What are you doing it for?
785
00:53:43,362 --> 00:53:47,856
In my life, I need some security.
You see that? Iraq. Shrapnel.
786
00:53:48,501 --> 00:53:49,763
Wow.
787
00:53:50,937 --> 00:53:52,302
See that?
788
00:53:52,705 --> 00:53:55,367
A guy threw up on me once
in a bar in Pittsburgh.
789
00:53:55,441 --> 00:53:56,601
Brutal.
790
00:54:03,616 --> 00:54:05,277
Let me run something by you, Bob.
791
00:54:05,351 --> 00:54:06,545
You can call me "Baggie."
792
00:54:07,487 --> 00:54:08,476
Really?
793
00:54:09,455 --> 00:54:12,288
Okay.
Let me run something by you, Baggie.
794
00:54:12,525 --> 00:54:16,484
How about a piece on Garvin's handlers?
795
00:54:16,762 --> 00:54:18,457
A behind-the-scenes kind of thing.
796
00:54:18,531 --> 00:54:20,089
- Been done.
- But not like this.
797
00:54:20,900 --> 00:54:24,063
You could follow us around,
all day long, all night long.
798
00:54:24,203 --> 00:54:27,263
See how I write a speech
from beginning to end.
799
00:54:27,974 --> 00:54:29,464
Interesting. What's the access?
800
00:54:29,575 --> 00:54:32,567
Open. No closed doors. Day and night.
801
00:54:33,579 --> 00:54:35,604
Spend all your time with me. I don't care.
802
00:54:36,415 --> 00:54:39,748
I'll call it Handling of a Candidate
or something.
803
00:54:40,820 --> 00:54:43,345
- Nah, I don't know.
- What? You don't like it?
804
00:54:43,422 --> 00:54:45,617
I'd have to be with you for the campaign.
805
00:54:45,691 --> 00:54:47,989
I made a commitment
to be with my fianc�e.
806
00:54:48,060 --> 00:54:49,550
What the hell, Baggie?
807
00:54:50,263 --> 00:54:53,858
She'll understand.
What kind of woman wouldn't understand?
808
00:54:54,934 --> 00:54:55,923
Damn.
809
00:54:56,435 --> 00:54:58,926
- I got a damn canker sore.
- Those are painful.
810
00:54:59,171 --> 00:55:02,231
They hurt. Ever get them?
Up here or down here?
811
00:55:06,779 --> 00:55:07,871
You have a lip tattoo?
812
00:55:08,281 --> 00:55:09,270
A lip tattoo?
813
00:55:09,515 --> 00:55:10,846
Oh, my God!
814
00:55:11,117 --> 00:55:13,779
We have to be able to spin this.
815
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,111
- A disaster!
- Channel 2.
816
00:55:17,623 --> 00:55:19,784
We interrupt our regular broadcast...
817
00:55:19,859 --> 00:55:24,762
...to bring you this special news flash.On this, day 16 of "Bear Watch"...
818
00:55:25,197 --> 00:55:27,222
...Teddy has been safely rescued...
819
00:55:27,300 --> 00:55:29,632
...from a well at the Albuquerque Zoo.
820
00:55:29,869 --> 00:55:32,804
Senatorial candidate Lloyd Wannamaker...
821
00:55:32,872 --> 00:55:35,966
...was the firstto pull the bear cub to safety.
822
00:55:36,642 --> 00:55:39,611
Wannamaker took time outfrom his political campaign...
823
00:55:39,679 --> 00:55:42,477
...to dig with other concerned citizens.
824
00:55:47,587 --> 00:55:49,578
We're living a nightmare.
825
00:55:53,926 --> 00:55:56,520
With other concerned citizens looking on...
826
00:55:56,629 --> 00:55:58,563
...Senate candidate Lloyd Wannamaker...
827
00:55:58,631 --> 00:56:02,067
...was the first to pullthe exhausted cub to safety.
828
00:56:02,168 --> 00:56:04,762
This bear is truly an inspiration.
829
00:56:09,508 --> 00:56:11,169
Even when all is lost...
830
00:56:11,444 --> 00:56:14,936
...there's always a lightat the end of the well.
831
00:56:15,181 --> 00:56:16,842
No more than three points.
832
00:56:17,116 --> 00:56:21,109
Three points?
The guy just saved Winnie the Pooh...
833
00:56:21,454 --> 00:56:23,581
...and you say three points!
834
00:56:24,790 --> 00:56:27,281
Why didn't you think of it, genius?
835
00:56:28,227 --> 00:56:30,218
You, too, Annette. He's your guy.
836
00:56:30,329 --> 00:56:35,266
Tycoon Alan Proctor was in the news againwith rumblings from a grand jury...
837
00:56:36,569 --> 00:56:38,560
Mr. Vallick? For you.
838
00:56:51,584 --> 00:56:53,245
You won't believe it!
839
00:56:53,586 --> 00:56:55,918
Julia, this is dangerous.
This is enemy territory.
840
00:56:56,155 --> 00:56:57,816
They made me Press Secretary!
841
00:56:58,090 --> 00:56:59,421
You're kidding!
842
00:57:00,092 --> 00:57:02,583
That's great! Good for you.
843
00:57:02,662 --> 00:57:06,598
Let me ask you about the bear thing.
That was your idea, right?
844
00:57:06,866 --> 00:57:12,702
Yes! They fired Kratz and made me
Press Secretary. I owe it all to you.
845
00:57:12,772 --> 00:57:15,935
Yes, I do,
because that idea and everything...
846
00:57:16,108 --> 00:57:18,167
Anyway, I just wanted to thank you.
847
00:57:18,778 --> 00:57:21,269
I wish there was a way I could repay you.
848
00:57:21,614 --> 00:57:23,775
But perhaps you'll accept a mint.
849
00:57:24,116 --> 00:57:25,105
A mint?
850
00:57:28,788 --> 00:57:30,449
Well, a mint.
851
00:57:31,457 --> 00:57:34,119
It was good advice
and the No. 1 news story.
852
00:57:34,193 --> 00:57:36,320
Hang on. You're right. And...
853
00:57:36,896 --> 00:57:37,885
...some shampoo.
854
00:57:38,130 --> 00:57:41,793
Mint and shampoo.
Done deal. And it's organic.
855
00:57:45,404 --> 00:57:48,567
So what did Bob say about all this?
856
00:57:49,241 --> 00:57:50,731
I haven't told him yet.
857
00:57:51,577 --> 00:57:52,737
Really?
858
00:57:53,579 --> 00:57:54,841
You came here first?
859
00:57:55,414 --> 00:57:58,679
Yeah. Well, you were closer...
860
00:57:58,751 --> 00:58:00,275
...geographically.
861
00:58:04,924 --> 00:58:07,984
I'm pretty close now, actually,
geographically.
862
00:58:18,938 --> 00:58:20,166
Anyway...
863
00:58:21,273 --> 00:58:23,935
...I better go. I have to go tell...
864
00:58:24,443 --> 00:58:25,432
Bob.
865
00:58:27,713 --> 00:58:29,408
Anyway, thank you.
866
00:58:30,182 --> 00:58:33,242
You're a good friend,
but I'll kick your ass in November.
867
00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:34,875
I wouldn't bet on that.
868
00:58:34,954 --> 00:58:36,751
I would bet on it if...
869
00:58:43,963 --> 00:58:45,191
Look at that.
870
00:58:47,066 --> 00:58:51,230
They were there all the time.
Funny. Thank you.
871
00:59:06,919 --> 00:59:09,911
Don't feel bad. She didn't appreciate you.
872
00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:15,086
It's a behind-the-scenes kind of thing:
Handling of a Candidate.
873
00:59:15,728 --> 00:59:20,290
I'll be with the campaign 24 hours a day
from now to the election. isn't that great?
874
00:59:20,366 --> 00:59:22,061
But we were going be together.
875
00:59:22,268 --> 00:59:26,102
Yes. I'm doing it on your campaign.
I'm doing it on you!
876
00:59:26,272 --> 00:59:27,933
What do you think, Press Secretary?
877
00:59:28,174 --> 00:59:30,165
I'll see if I can get it cleared.
878
00:59:30,709 --> 00:59:32,973
- Want a little more?
- Yeah, thanks.
879
00:59:41,754 --> 00:59:46,316
Bob, let's say you'd been married a year.
Your wife comes to you and says:
880
00:59:46,392 --> 00:59:49,088
"I met a man at a party. I slept with him.
881
00:59:49,195 --> 00:59:53,655
"I promise it'll never happen again.
I still love only you." What would you say?
882
00:59:56,068 --> 01:00:00,471
I'd say, "I love you, too.
I won't pretend it doesn't hurt me.
883
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,834
"But maybe we should get
some counseling...
884
01:00:03,909 --> 01:00:06,275
"...and try to put the whole thing
behind us."
885
01:00:07,780 --> 01:00:09,008
But you'd forgive her?
886
01:00:09,081 --> 01:00:12,642
Yeah. I'd have to forgive her. Okay?
887
01:00:12,952 --> 01:00:14,283
Yeah, sure.
888
01:00:16,422 --> 01:00:19,585
You can't be selfishand be a friend at the same time.
889
01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:23,128
Friendship is about self-sacrifice.
890
01:00:23,863 --> 01:00:26,696
And sacrifice is a two-way street. Like us.
891
01:00:26,765 --> 01:00:28,096
"You see, Timmy..."
892
01:00:30,269 --> 01:00:31,930
What? Timmy?
893
01:00:33,873 --> 01:00:35,067
Honey, who's Timmy?
894
01:01:01,867 --> 01:01:03,732
What's another word for "misconstrued"?
895
01:01:03,969 --> 01:01:05,834
What's the context?
896
01:01:08,641 --> 01:01:12,270
"My position on education has been
misconstrued by my opponent."
897
01:01:12,978 --> 01:01:14,309
"Distorted."
898
01:01:14,813 --> 01:01:17,782
Thanks. I knew you wouldn't be sleeping.
899
01:01:19,618 --> 01:01:21,017
Do you have a minute to talk?
900
01:01:24,356 --> 01:01:26,881
I was just finishing a letter to your mom.
901
01:01:26,959 --> 01:01:28,893
- Say hi for me.
- Sure will.
902
01:01:30,429 --> 01:01:31,521
Can we meet?
903
01:01:31,597 --> 01:01:33,189
Yeah. Sure.
904
01:01:33,666 --> 01:01:36,294
Let's meet in about 20 minutes.
905
01:01:37,503 --> 01:01:41,337
So how are you doing? You and Bob?
906
01:01:41,407 --> 01:01:43,034
Notice I didn't say "Baja Bob."
907
01:01:43,108 --> 01:01:44,439
Thanks.
908
01:01:46,645 --> 01:01:48,579
Great. He's great.
909
01:01:49,481 --> 01:01:53,349
Good. Great in what way?
It's for your mom's letter.
910
01:01:55,321 --> 01:01:57,687
You know. Generous.
911
01:01:57,756 --> 01:02:01,590
He fills my room with roses.
Stuff like that.
912
01:02:03,429 --> 01:02:06,364
In fact,
the thing I needed to talk to you about...
913
01:02:10,703 --> 01:02:13,194
You see, I'm not sure...
914
01:02:13,672 --> 01:02:16,835
...that we shouldn't
not see each other anymore.
915
01:02:21,180 --> 01:02:25,640
You're not sure we should,
or you're sure that we shouldn't?
916
01:02:27,252 --> 01:02:28,549
I'm sure that we shouldn't.
917
01:02:28,620 --> 01:02:30,178
- See each other.
- Right.
918
01:02:32,257 --> 01:02:33,519
Wait a minute.
919
01:02:34,693 --> 01:02:36,524
- Didn't you call me?
- Yes, right.
920
01:02:36,729 --> 01:02:41,325
I called you because I needed to tell you
that we shouldn't see each other anymore.
921
01:02:42,134 --> 01:02:43,863
Did we just enter another dimension?
922
01:02:44,103 --> 01:02:48,699
Why do you keep meeting with me
to tell me you can't meet with me?
923
01:02:49,008 --> 01:02:51,306
Because it doesn't make any sense,
that's why.
924
01:02:51,377 --> 01:02:53,208
My life doesn't make any sense.
925
01:02:53,278 --> 01:02:56,179
We don't make any sense.
Nothing does. I have to go.
926
01:02:56,281 --> 01:02:58,977
Wait a minute. You just got here.
927
01:02:59,118 --> 01:03:03,782
I know, but I have to get up really early.
Bob's doing this behind-the-scenes thing...
928
01:03:04,123 --> 01:03:05,112
I know.
929
01:03:05,224 --> 01:03:06,782
...on the campaign and me.
930
01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:09,786
What?
931
01:03:10,262 --> 01:03:14,756
The Days and Nights of a PressSecretary. Right through till the election.
932
01:03:16,635 --> 01:03:19,695
- The Handling of a Candidate?
- Something like that.
933
01:03:19,972 --> 01:03:23,931
We'll be spending a lot of time together
and with his crew around...
934
01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:26,443
Anyway, I'm engaged, okay?
935
01:03:26,512 --> 01:03:29,447
And yes, it is a trial engagement,
I'll give you that.
936
01:03:29,515 --> 01:03:32,450
But still,
I'm not being fair to Bob if I'm here.
937
01:03:32,518 --> 01:03:34,383
You're going to say, "But we're friends."
938
01:03:34,453 --> 01:03:37,911
And friendship is in every relationship.
I mean, is Bob my friend?
939
01:03:37,990 --> 01:03:40,220
I don't know. What I'm trying to say is...
940
01:03:46,665 --> 01:03:48,155
...I have to go.
941
01:04:35,647 --> 01:04:37,911
Good evening. I'm Jim Rodriguez.
942
01:04:37,983 --> 01:04:41,316
In a campaign with more debate
behind the scenes than in front...
943
01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:45,720
...it finally comes down to two men.
Although polls have Wannamaker ahead...
944
01:04:45,791 --> 01:04:49,955
...many experts believe that Garvin can
only win tonight with a clear knockout.
945
01:04:52,197 --> 01:04:53,357
"The white bull."
946
01:04:53,432 --> 01:04:55,764
That's what Hemingway called
the blank page.
947
01:04:55,868 --> 01:04:59,201
Every day the writer must look that bull
right between the eyes.
948
01:04:59,505 --> 01:05:01,700
With those dreaded words still looming:
949
01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:05,567
"Deadline. Deadline. Deadline."
950
01:05:09,214 --> 01:05:10,613
Good, like that. That's great.
951
01:05:17,456 --> 01:05:20,357
Ten tiny tots on the train tracks.
952
01:05:22,427 --> 01:05:24,622
Got to keep the tongue loose.
953
01:05:24,863 --> 01:05:28,731
Guys, let's get a close-up on the screen.
Show how she's doing.
954
01:05:29,201 --> 01:05:31,260
Sweetheart, you've got a long way to go.
955
01:05:31,503 --> 01:05:33,664
Something's been distracting you.
956
01:05:33,805 --> 01:05:35,102
I'm not distracted.
957
01:05:35,174 --> 01:05:36,698
Yes, and it's costing us.
958
01:05:36,775 --> 01:05:39,608
Ever since the bear,
they've been getting the better of you.
959
01:05:39,678 --> 01:05:40,940
Who has?
960
01:05:41,246 --> 01:05:42,645
Wannamaker.
961
01:05:43,115 --> 01:05:46,107
I need that script
for the Chuck and Eddie infomercial.
962
01:06:02,100 --> 01:06:04,193
- Jules! You all right?
- Sorry, Julia.
963
01:06:05,237 --> 01:06:07,171
- Sweetheart?
- I'm fine.
964
01:06:07,306 --> 01:06:09,035
I'm gonna get some ice.
965
01:06:09,374 --> 01:06:13,811
With the debate now only moments away,
now the fight with nerves begins.
966
01:06:14,346 --> 01:06:18,806
Like Grenada, 1983, with the Airborne
Division waiting for the night drop.
967
01:06:19,651 --> 01:06:20,811
Good. Cut.
968
01:06:21,853 --> 01:06:24,845
Shoot. No, I got to get her the...
969
01:06:25,691 --> 01:06:26,680
Hello?
970
01:06:27,326 --> 01:06:28,486
One minute!
971
01:06:30,729 --> 01:06:31,718
Hello?
972
01:06:33,031 --> 01:06:35,295
Anybody home? Hey, Jules?
973
01:06:36,868 --> 01:06:38,859
Jules, I got a great idea.
974
01:06:39,071 --> 01:06:40,902
I've been meaning to run this by you.
975
01:06:41,974 --> 01:06:43,999
Bob, I'm a little busy right now.
976
01:06:44,176 --> 01:06:47,668
What if we put a camera on your head?
That way, we'd get your POV.
977
01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:51,679
What do you think?
We got to get you suited up.
978
01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:54,844
I'm not walking around
with a camera mounted on my head.
979
01:06:55,087 --> 01:06:57,351
Why not? "Julie-cam." it's perfect.
980
01:06:58,490 --> 01:07:01,288
Ls something wrong?
Something's wrong, isn't it?
981
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:02,349
Yes.
982
01:07:02,761 --> 01:07:03,853
What?
983
01:07:05,897 --> 01:07:07,489
I can't do this.
984
01:07:07,866 --> 01:07:09,493
The camera's not that heavy.
985
01:07:09,568 --> 01:07:12,731
It's lightweight,
it's got fiber optics, remote control...
986
01:07:14,339 --> 01:07:15,397
Shit.
987
01:07:17,976 --> 01:07:19,034
Is it Timmy?
988
01:07:44,369 --> 01:07:45,927
Kevin, this is not a good time.
989
01:07:46,004 --> 01:07:50,168
I know, but listen.
What's on your eye? Is that a hickey?
990
01:07:50,642 --> 01:07:51,802
Yes, it's a hickey.
991
01:07:51,943 --> 01:07:53,934
Wait a minute. Julia.
992
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:56,671
I have only one thing to say to you.
993
01:07:57,382 --> 01:07:58,679
You can't marry Freed.
994
01:08:00,118 --> 01:08:01,278
Why?
995
01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:02,646
Why?
996
01:08:03,188 --> 01:08:05,713
All right,
I didn't expect you to ask me that.
997
01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:07,482
Wait a minute!
998
01:08:10,262 --> 01:08:12,127
- How many minutes?
- Four.
999
01:08:12,197 --> 01:08:13,789
Julia, listen.
1000
01:08:17,169 --> 01:08:19,000
You can't marry Freed. Ask me why.
1001
01:08:20,939 --> 01:08:22,099
Why?
1002
01:08:22,841 --> 01:08:24,172
Because...
1003
01:08:27,612 --> 01:08:28,772
...Julia...
1004
01:08:30,382 --> 01:08:32,407
...every day I don't see you...
1005
01:08:33,652 --> 01:08:35,483
...is painful to me.
1006
01:08:38,156 --> 01:08:41,648
Every day I can't press my lips
against yours...
1007
01:08:47,899 --> 01:08:50,129
...I feel like I'm going to die.
1008
01:08:55,841 --> 01:08:57,035
Better?
1009
01:08:58,510 --> 01:08:59,670
Yeah.
1010
01:09:03,682 --> 01:09:04,842
Please...
1011
01:09:05,684 --> 01:09:06,844
...I really need to do this.
1012
01:09:06,918 --> 01:09:09,910
This is so crazy. We're going to get fired.
1013
01:09:10,088 --> 01:09:11,248
Dan! Hi!
1014
01:09:13,658 --> 01:09:15,057
- Let me see.
- Ls it gone?
1015
01:09:15,127 --> 01:09:17,789
Got it. She had a little spinach there.
1016
01:09:19,064 --> 01:09:22,693
- Julia, drink a toast to Teddy for me.
- Thank you.
1017
01:09:22,768 --> 01:09:24,998
- Hi! Kevin, isn't it?
- Yes, that's right.
1018
01:09:25,137 --> 01:09:27,128
- Sitcom writer.
- Exactly.
1019
01:09:27,606 --> 01:09:30,131
Julia, I've been thinking about you running.
1020
01:09:30,308 --> 01:09:33,175
- Kevin, you were just heading off?
- I've got to get going.
1021
01:09:33,245 --> 01:09:36,476
No, don't leave.
Watch the debate from here.
1022
01:09:36,681 --> 01:09:41,209
There's a little Congressional seat
up in Rhode island, heavy female numbers.
1023
01:09:41,286 --> 01:09:43,550
Three minutes!
1024
01:09:43,722 --> 01:09:45,553
We'll talk about it at the victory party.
1025
01:09:45,624 --> 01:09:47,922
Julia, we have to talk about this.
1026
01:09:47,993 --> 01:09:50,325
Bob Freed. Have you met Kevin?
1027
01:09:50,695 --> 01:09:52,856
- Yeah. We were drinking buddies.
- Yeah.
1028
01:09:52,931 --> 01:09:54,159
- Since when?
- Kind of.
1029
01:09:54,232 --> 01:09:58,396
Heard about the behind-the-scenes thing,
Baggie. Great idea.
1030
01:09:58,637 --> 01:10:00,832
That was before Timmy.
1031
01:10:03,008 --> 01:10:05,169
Anyway, Jules is like you. She writes for...
1032
01:10:05,243 --> 01:10:07,074
Whoever pays the most!
1033
01:10:10,282 --> 01:10:12,443
What are you working on now, Kevin?
1034
01:10:12,551 --> 01:10:14,280
Good, everyone's here.
1035
01:10:14,352 --> 01:10:16,183
Okay. Everybody ready?
1036
01:10:16,488 --> 01:10:18,547
Kevin was just telling us about his latest.
1037
01:10:18,890 --> 01:10:21,518
He's a good writer. it's shaping up great.
1038
01:10:21,660 --> 01:10:23,491
- You've read it?
- Of course.
1039
01:10:23,595 --> 01:10:27,326
Yeah. I show everything I write to Lee.
1040
01:10:27,866 --> 01:10:28,992
What's it called?
1041
01:10:29,734 --> 01:10:32,396
What's it called? Health Care Reform...
1042
01:10:33,138 --> 01:10:35,333
...Show. The Health Care Reform Show.
1043
01:10:35,507 --> 01:10:36,838
Ten seconds!
1044
01:10:36,942 --> 01:10:39,069
What is it? Comedy? Drama?
1045
01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:42,208
It's a little of both.
We have Florence Henderson lined up...
1046
01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:46,383
Dan, now is no time
to play partisan politics.
1047
01:10:49,187 --> 01:10:50,176
Look!
1048
01:10:53,492 --> 01:10:57,428
Good evening, and welcometo the New Mexico Senatorial Debate.
1049
01:10:58,296 --> 01:11:01,129
I'm Ian Campbell,and I'll be your moderator.
1050
01:11:01,600 --> 01:11:03,727
Tonight will be your one chance...
1051
01:11:03,802 --> 01:11:06,202
...to examine the menwho hope to represent you...
1052
01:11:06,271 --> 01:11:09,001
...for the next six yearsin our nation's capital.
1053
01:11:09,541 --> 01:11:13,944
It is an important decision,and one we hope you will take seriously.
1054
01:11:20,318 --> 01:11:22,149
God, you smell great.
1055
01:11:29,494 --> 01:11:30,791
Let's get out of here.
1056
01:11:32,197 --> 01:11:33,289
Yeah.
1057
01:11:33,999 --> 01:11:35,933
Can I meet you outside?
1058
01:11:37,903 --> 01:11:39,370
You go first.
1059
01:11:46,244 --> 01:11:48,735
Kevin, where are you going?
1060
01:11:48,880 --> 01:11:53,112
You know what?
I think I hear my car alarm out there.
1061
01:11:53,585 --> 01:11:55,314
Ls that what that sound is?
1062
01:12:02,327 --> 01:12:05,023
You know, I have to just go call my mom...
1063
01:12:05,096 --> 01:12:09,931
...to take her pills.
She falls down if she doesn't take them.
1064
01:12:11,369 --> 01:12:13,599
The not-falling-down pills.
1065
01:12:20,512 --> 01:12:21,843
Let's get out of here.
1066
01:12:45,503 --> 01:12:46,561
Come here.
1067
01:12:47,472 --> 01:12:49,463
I'm so glad to be out of there.
1068
01:12:51,142 --> 01:12:54,134
By the way, I'm not marrying Bob.
1069
01:12:57,649 --> 01:12:59,310
- You're not?
- No.
1070
01:13:04,823 --> 01:13:06,154
Good choice.
1071
01:13:15,133 --> 01:13:17,624
America cannot be seduced.
1072
01:13:24,242 --> 01:13:25,800
What's going on?
1073
01:13:29,714 --> 01:13:31,306
My money's on Garvin.
1074
01:13:31,549 --> 01:13:33,483
Has Wannamaker lost some weight?
1075
01:13:49,634 --> 01:13:51,124
Tarzan. Jane.
1076
01:13:51,202 --> 01:13:53,432
Tarzan, Jane. Tarzan, Jane.
1077
01:14:00,011 --> 01:14:01,000
What?
1078
01:14:02,213 --> 01:14:05,080
Yeah. Those were my serial-killer years.
1079
01:14:08,153 --> 01:14:09,882
- Did you just snort?
- No.
1080
01:14:10,321 --> 01:14:12,585
Yes, you did.
You laughed and then you snorted.
1081
01:14:17,062 --> 01:14:19,030
There you go again. You're snort-laughing.
1082
01:14:19,097 --> 01:14:23,124
It's a common thing.
You could have used a snort-laugh here.
1083
01:14:23,201 --> 01:14:24,225
Such a bad attitude.
1084
01:14:25,003 --> 01:14:26,903
I hate when people say, "Smile!"
1085
01:14:27,605 --> 01:14:28,594
I guess so.
1086
01:14:28,673 --> 01:14:30,004
Hey, isn't this...
1087
01:14:30,442 --> 01:14:32,706
That's my ex-wife.
What's that doing in there?
1088
01:14:32,777 --> 01:14:35,268
You're kidding! You and Annette?
1089
01:14:35,380 --> 01:14:38,008
I know.
There's no explanation for some things.
1090
01:14:38,316 --> 01:14:42,753
I don't understand it either.
Probably a lot like you and Bob.
1091
01:14:45,757 --> 01:14:49,784
So what finally happened there?
What ended it this time?
1092
01:14:50,628 --> 01:14:53,563
It was that behind-the-scenes thing
that killed it.
1093
01:14:54,065 --> 01:14:55,225
Really?
1094
01:14:58,069 --> 01:15:01,061
- That's too bad.
- At least say it like you mean it.
1095
01:15:01,239 --> 01:15:03,571
Okay. Let me try it.
1096
01:15:04,776 --> 01:15:06,869
Well, that's too bad. How's that?
1097
01:15:10,715 --> 01:15:13,582
You've been married a year.
Your wife comes to you and says:
1098
01:15:13,651 --> 01:15:15,084
- Is this a test?
- Yes.
1099
01:15:15,153 --> 01:15:17,417
"I met a man at a party. I slept with him.
1100
01:15:17,489 --> 01:15:21,255
"I promise it'll never happen again,
and I still love only you."
1101
01:15:21,326 --> 01:15:22,486
What would you do?
1102
01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,155
I'd take her to a really romantic spot...
1103
01:15:26,231 --> 01:15:30,429
...like a mountaintop, or a real
pretty bridge, or something like that...
1104
01:15:30,502 --> 01:15:32,163
...and I'd push her off.
1105
01:15:33,171 --> 01:15:34,695
- You wouldn't forgive her.
- No.
1106
01:15:34,906 --> 01:15:36,897
Well, maybe after the funeral.
1107
01:15:38,109 --> 01:15:39,736
What would you do?
1108
01:15:40,445 --> 01:15:41,537
Same thing.
1109
01:15:42,180 --> 01:15:43,511
My kind of girl.
1110
01:15:45,550 --> 01:15:47,950
Shall we speak
the unspoken language of love?
1111
01:15:48,153 --> 01:15:51,611
- You mean the kind only dogs can hear?
- Yes. The very same.
1112
01:16:17,415 --> 01:16:18,473
Kevin, open up!
1113
01:16:20,318 --> 01:16:22,183
Wake up, sleepyhead!
1114
01:16:30,061 --> 01:16:33,053
Kevin? Garvin is panicked.
1115
01:16:33,331 --> 01:16:36,027
Chuck and Eddie are already here
for this infomercial...
1116
01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:38,000
...and the script you wrote us is shit!
1117
01:16:43,474 --> 01:16:44,964
There are the research materials.
1118
01:16:45,276 --> 01:16:48,803
Fax a new script to Garvin by 6:00 a.m.
or you're fired!
1119
01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:51,471
Election's a week away.
I'm getting pretty tired...
1120
01:16:51,549 --> 01:16:54,780
...of you paying more attention
to your reporter than to your job!
1121
01:16:57,222 --> 01:16:58,450
Kevin!
1122
01:16:58,523 --> 01:17:00,718
Wake up. Come on.
1123
01:17:01,359 --> 01:17:04,192
You've got to. Kevin, wake up, okay?
1124
01:17:04,896 --> 01:17:07,990
We have to write this thing, come on.
Are you awake?
1125
01:17:11,736 --> 01:17:13,169
There you go.
1126
01:17:14,138 --> 01:17:15,969
All right. Come on.
1127
01:17:16,441 --> 01:17:19,342
You really can't handle champagne,
can you?
1128
01:17:27,151 --> 01:17:29,642
Okay. Here we go. Right up here.
1129
01:17:29,954 --> 01:17:32,286
Come on, Kevin. Let's go.
1130
01:17:38,263 --> 01:17:40,424
Here we go. All right.
1131
01:17:40,632 --> 01:17:44,534
Jeez, Kevin,
when you sleep, you really do sleep.
1132
01:17:51,376 --> 01:17:54,868
Kevin, cut it out, come on!
We don't have time for games.
1133
01:17:57,382 --> 01:18:01,614
Here we go. Now, where's the script?
1134
01:18:02,220 --> 01:18:03,551
Here. Wait here.
1135
01:18:09,794 --> 01:18:11,125
Is it in here?
1136
01:18:24,943 --> 01:18:28,140
I got it. Okay, here it is.
1137
01:18:28,413 --> 01:18:29,607
"Infomercial."
1138
01:18:34,319 --> 01:18:36,412
Hold yourself up here just for a second.
1139
01:18:36,487 --> 01:18:40,218
Let's get some light.
Hang on, all right. Now...
1140
01:18:41,526 --> 01:18:44,825
You dictate and I'll write, okay?
What would Ray Garvin say?
1141
01:18:45,964 --> 01:18:47,955
Let me tell you about...
1142
01:18:48,833 --> 01:18:51,563
Go ahead. "Let me tell you..."
1143
01:18:53,871 --> 01:18:56,772
Are you okay?
Let me tell you about what?
1144
01:18:57,742 --> 01:19:00,836
Myself? My life? My prostate?
1145
01:19:04,148 --> 01:19:06,548
"Let me tell you about my family.
1146
01:19:07,285 --> 01:19:09,253
"During this long campaign..."
1147
01:19:09,454 --> 01:19:12,617
...I haven't had a chance
to just sit and talk.
1148
01:19:12,790 --> 01:19:17,284
So I wanted to invite you into my home,
where I can sort of let my hair down.
1149
01:19:18,596 --> 01:19:23,158
I hope you don't mind.
I never miss making my kids' lunches.
1150
01:19:23,568 --> 01:19:25,763
Rusty? Spot?
1151
01:19:26,104 --> 01:19:29,005
Hey, Ruffles!
1152
01:19:31,175 --> 01:19:33,268
This is great. You're gonna love this.
1153
01:19:33,678 --> 01:19:35,407
I'll show you later.
1154
01:19:39,083 --> 01:19:40,744
It's Chuck and Eddie!
1155
01:20:38,843 --> 01:20:40,003
Julia?
1156
01:20:43,781 --> 01:20:45,908
- Hey, Shakespeare!
- Hi, guys.
1157
01:20:45,983 --> 01:20:48,747
- Good stuff.
- Best thing you've ever written.
1158
01:20:48,853 --> 01:20:50,445
Thanks.
1159
01:20:50,688 --> 01:20:53,748
- Let's get together.
- Yeah.
1160
01:20:55,159 --> 01:20:56,649
How's it going?
1161
01:20:57,595 --> 01:20:58,755
Home run.
1162
01:20:59,597 --> 01:21:02,361
One of the reasons both of youare out of work...
1163
01:21:02,633 --> 01:21:05,101
Between employment opportunities.
1164
01:21:05,369 --> 01:21:08,395
...Is because of policieslike those of my opponent.
1165
01:21:08,940 --> 01:21:12,432
For example,if you give one of those eggs back to me...
1166
01:21:12,777 --> 01:21:16,611
...that's one less egg for investment.Ruffles!
1167
01:21:19,050 --> 01:21:22,213
You really saved my ass on this thing.
Thanks.
1168
01:21:31,729 --> 01:21:34,129
In related news, overnight polls show...
1169
01:21:34,198 --> 01:21:37,895
...reaction to the senatorial debateclearly favoring Garvin.
1170
01:21:38,069 --> 01:21:39,798
Many believe he has the momentum.
1171
01:21:39,871 --> 01:21:42,863
Many? What many?
Who? You and your cousin?
1172
01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:46,441
...especially with tonight'sdaring campaign broadcast.
1173
01:21:46,911 --> 01:21:48,242
This is our man.
1174
01:21:48,379 --> 01:21:49,971
Ignorant populist bullshit!
1175
01:21:50,047 --> 01:21:51,708
Garvin's 30-minute infomercial...
1176
01:21:51,782 --> 01:21:55,650
...which featured a guest appearanceby sitcom favorites Chuck and Eddie...
1177
01:21:55,720 --> 01:21:58,245
...has clearly helped Garvin,say many campaign experts.
1178
01:21:58,322 --> 01:22:01,689
Have we got the documentation yet
on the Proctor stuff?
1179
01:22:02,593 --> 01:22:04,891
It could blow up in our faces.
1180
01:22:05,763 --> 01:22:07,253
Put it out there.
1181
01:22:11,502 --> 01:22:14,335
Okay. Time to play hardball.
1182
01:22:14,839 --> 01:22:17,467
- Can we first...
- I don't want to hear it. Get going.
1183
01:22:44,635 --> 01:22:46,034
Julia Mann, please.
1184
01:22:46,971 --> 01:22:49,132
You're nothing but a horse's ass!
1185
01:22:58,216 --> 01:22:59,478
Hello?
1186
01:23:03,054 --> 01:23:04,385
What's going on?
1187
01:23:04,555 --> 01:23:05,613
Come on in.
1188
01:23:06,657 --> 01:23:11,594
I just got off the phone with a reporter
who is going to run a story tonight...
1189
01:23:12,430 --> 01:23:14,125
...from an unnamed source...
1190
01:23:14,198 --> 01:23:18,931
...claiming that Ray Garvin accepted
a $400,000 bribe...
1191
01:23:19,070 --> 01:23:21,470
...from junk-bond king Alan Proctor.
1192
01:23:21,906 --> 01:23:23,305
My God!
1193
01:23:23,641 --> 01:23:27,133
Thus effectively ending our campaign.
1194
01:23:28,446 --> 01:23:32,940
Someone turned our finance red file
over to the press.
1195
01:23:34,018 --> 01:23:37,681
I'd just like to know
why in the hell you did it, Annette.
1196
01:23:39,523 --> 01:23:40,956
You're kidding, right?
1197
01:23:41,058 --> 01:23:42,548
I wish I was.
1198
01:23:44,228 --> 01:23:45,525
You're serious?
1199
01:23:46,764 --> 01:23:48,322
I don't believe this.
1200
01:23:48,699 --> 01:23:52,658
You have some gall accusing me, Lee.
This campaign has been my life.
1201
01:23:52,870 --> 01:23:56,670
You can take your finance red file
and shove it up your ass!
1202
01:23:56,807 --> 01:23:59,071
- Good-bye.
- Why would Annette do that?
1203
01:23:59,210 --> 01:24:01,804
Only three people knew enough
to be this unnamed source.
1204
01:24:01,879 --> 01:24:05,212
Proctor, Garvin,
and whoever gave the files over.
1205
01:24:05,383 --> 01:24:07,908
I ruled out Garvin and Proctor.
1206
01:24:08,052 --> 01:24:10,145
- Which reporter called?
- Lt doesn't matter.
1207
01:24:10,254 --> 01:24:11,812
I need to know.
1208
01:24:12,023 --> 01:24:13,354
Bob Freed.
1209
01:24:16,961 --> 01:24:18,929
Ls Kevin Vallick there?
1210
01:24:23,567 --> 01:24:24,898
That's all right. Thanks.
1211
01:24:32,243 --> 01:24:34,973
You're amazing, Julia.
You know, I thought I was good.
1212
01:24:35,913 --> 01:24:39,178
Yeah, God forbid I endanger
your position in the campaign!
1213
01:24:39,283 --> 01:24:40,807
Where are you going?
1214
01:24:40,885 --> 01:24:44,218
You're upset about something.
I'm going to a more appropriate place.
1215
01:24:44,288 --> 01:24:46,051
Where? A firing range?
1216
01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:51,455
Okay, go ahead. What's on your mind?
1217
01:24:51,529 --> 01:24:54,123
Your little Proctor leak. Nice work, Julia.
1218
01:24:54,231 --> 01:24:57,496
Newsflash: campaigns play hardball.
If you can't take competition...
1219
01:24:57,568 --> 01:25:01,664
No, I can take the competition.
It's the backstabbing that's the real drag.
1220
01:25:01,739 --> 01:25:03,969
I keep you from getting fired, and...
1221
01:25:04,041 --> 01:25:07,135
You keep me from getting fired?
1222
01:25:07,445 --> 01:25:10,812
What I did the other night was a sacrifice.
I didn't have to do that.
1223
01:25:11,048 --> 01:25:12,982
Really? Thanks.
1224
01:25:13,050 --> 01:25:15,746
I didn't know sleeping with me
was such a burden.
1225
01:25:15,820 --> 01:25:18,050
- That's not what I meant.
- I should have known.
1226
01:25:18,389 --> 01:25:20,516
I don't know why I don't realize this.
1227
01:25:20,891 --> 01:25:24,657
I'm such a jerk.
Politics and love never mix. Never.
1228
01:25:27,264 --> 01:25:28,959
You know what, Julia?
1229
01:25:30,968 --> 01:25:32,799
From the moment I saw you...
1230
01:25:33,270 --> 01:25:34,862
...I should have just run.
1231
01:25:37,208 --> 01:25:38,368
Then run.
1232
01:26:05,870 --> 01:26:07,167
Mr. Vallick?
1233
01:26:12,042 --> 01:26:13,873
Proctor bribes Garvin.
1234
01:26:14,645 --> 01:26:17,876
Wannamaker goes to the press
with the bribe story.
1235
01:26:18,549 --> 01:26:22,383
Garvin is ruined. Right?
All very convenient.
1236
01:26:23,254 --> 01:26:27,657
The question is,
who gave the information to Wannamaker?
1237
01:26:28,225 --> 01:26:30,250
I already know who gave the information.
1238
01:26:30,327 --> 01:26:31,385
Proctor.
1239
01:26:33,898 --> 01:26:35,798
Why would Proctor do this?
1240
01:26:35,866 --> 01:26:40,462
He bribed both candidates.
He kept them both in his pocket.
1241
01:26:41,238 --> 01:26:45,197
He decided he wants Wannamaker to win,
so he's destroying Garvin.
1242
01:26:48,446 --> 01:26:50,277
I want him to lose.
1243
01:26:50,748 --> 01:26:54,081
And I want Garvin to hire me
when you win.
1244
01:28:07,224 --> 01:28:11,718
I would like to introduceNew Mexico's newest Senator!
1245
01:28:32,550 --> 01:28:34,177
- Hi.
- Hi.
1246
01:28:37,121 --> 01:28:38,383
I was just leaving.
1247
01:28:38,489 --> 01:28:39,979
Yeah, I saw your car.
1248
01:28:41,292 --> 01:28:42,884
I've been trying to call you.
1249
01:28:43,093 --> 01:28:45,357
I've been really busy. Sorry.
1250
01:28:48,332 --> 01:28:49,765
I stopped by the hotel.
1251
01:28:49,833 --> 01:28:52,199
I just haven't had a minute to myself.
1252
01:29:01,579 --> 01:29:05,743
I'm going to say this real quickly, okay?
Look, Julia...
1253
01:29:07,351 --> 01:29:09,876
I'm really sorry. I didn't know.
1254
01:29:11,622 --> 01:29:14,614
I feel like I blew it, and I...
1255
01:29:17,595 --> 01:29:19,927
This is really hard for me to say.
1256
01:29:20,297 --> 01:29:22,822
- Harder than not trusting me?
- No, I just...
1257
01:29:26,136 --> 01:29:30,903
I couldn't have done it without my staff!
Come on up here, guys! Get up here!
1258
01:29:31,342 --> 01:29:34,675
- Come on, Julia.
- He wants us up there. Come on!
1259
01:29:38,148 --> 01:29:39,638
What?
1260
01:29:39,950 --> 01:29:41,577
Congratulations!
1261
01:29:57,434 --> 01:30:00,096
Get used to winning, Julia. You're next.
1262
01:30:02,139 --> 01:30:05,074
Look at him.
He'll never know how close we came.
1263
01:30:05,576 --> 01:30:07,635
- How close did we come?
- What?
1264
01:30:07,778 --> 01:30:09,143
How close did we come?
1265
01:30:09,213 --> 01:30:12,080
You sure you don't want
to be kept in the dark on this?
1266
01:30:12,149 --> 01:30:14,879
Wannamaker took money
from Proctor, too.
1267
01:30:16,086 --> 01:30:18,919
Fortunately,
Proctor wanted our guy to win.
1268
01:30:33,103 --> 01:30:34,764
Have a nice evening, sir.
1269
01:30:44,181 --> 01:30:45,842
What am I doing?
1270
01:31:00,731 --> 01:31:05,395
I also want to give a special thanks
to my Press Secretary...
1271
01:31:05,736 --> 01:31:08,034
...a real trooper, Miss Julia Mann!
1272
01:31:10,941 --> 01:31:14,843
Come on out here, Julia.
Take a bow. Come on.
1273
01:31:15,579 --> 01:31:17,604
She's a little shy, folks.
1274
01:31:34,465 --> 01:31:36,126
Pardon me. Julia?
1275
01:31:36,900 --> 01:31:37,889
Kevin?
1276
01:31:39,770 --> 01:31:41,761
Can I talk to you for a second?
1277
01:31:42,873 --> 01:31:44,363
Where the hell are you?
1278
01:31:44,441 --> 01:31:49,310
Up here in the balcony.A little to your left. Right here.
1279
01:31:54,384 --> 01:31:58,650
Get rid of that guy! What the hell is this?
I've got a speech to finish.
1280
01:31:58,722 --> 01:32:02,214
I know all about Proctor, so stuff it.
You're already finished.
1281
01:32:03,527 --> 01:32:06,428
Go ahead, Kevin.You have something to say?
1282
01:32:06,764 --> 01:32:07,753
Here?
1283
01:32:10,534 --> 01:32:11,523
Look.
1284
01:32:12,636 --> 01:32:16,595
I just think maybe there'sthis tiny possibility that...
1285
01:32:16,874 --> 01:32:18,865
...maybe we...
1286
01:32:20,110 --> 01:32:21,702
We make sense.
1287
01:32:23,313 --> 01:32:26,578
Well, we did sleep together,I'll give you that.
1288
01:32:27,785 --> 01:32:32,779
No, I mean we actually slept.I haven't slept like that for a long time.
1289
01:32:33,957 --> 01:32:35,288
Unlock the door!
1290
01:32:35,592 --> 01:32:38,186
Look, Julia, let's face it.
1291
01:32:39,263 --> 01:32:41,094
We belong together.
1292
01:32:43,233 --> 01:32:44,393
Why?
1293
01:32:49,072 --> 01:32:52,064
God, I'm a writer.I should be prepared for this stuff.
1294
01:32:52,643 --> 01:32:55,111
Because after all we've been through,Julia...
1295
01:32:55,179 --> 01:32:57,841
I mean, look at us.We're still here, aren't we?
1296
01:32:58,115 --> 01:32:59,776
We're still together...
1297
01:33:01,018 --> 01:33:02,110
...kind of.
1298
01:33:02,519 --> 01:33:05,682
That's it?You can't do any better than that?
1299
01:33:13,096 --> 01:33:14,222
Push it!
1300
01:33:15,232 --> 01:33:16,961
Unlock the door, sir!
1301
01:33:17,234 --> 01:33:18,565
Wait right there.
1302
01:33:22,739 --> 01:33:23,728
No, Kevin!
1303
01:33:28,312 --> 01:33:31,679
Shit.
1304
01:33:41,959 --> 01:33:43,051
Tarzan!
1305
01:33:43,627 --> 01:33:44,685
Jane!
1306
01:33:49,967 --> 01:33:50,956
I love you, Julia.
1307
01:33:51,768 --> 01:33:53,167
I love you, Kevin.
1308
01:33:54,605 --> 01:33:56,971
What did the lip tattoo say?
1309
01:33:57,341 --> 01:33:58,399
Kiss me.
1310
01:33:58,742 --> 01:34:01,711
"Kiss me"? Nah. You're making that up.
1311
01:34:22,900 --> 01:34:25,630
Turning now to other key racesaround the country.
1312
01:34:25,869 --> 01:34:29,066
Rhode Island may end uplooking like a combat zone...
1313
01:34:29,206 --> 01:34:32,642
...since relative unknown Julia Mannannounced her candidacy today...
1314
01:34:32,709 --> 01:34:34,768
...in the heated Congressional battle.
1315
01:34:34,845 --> 01:34:37,871
This campaign,which many believe is a long shot...
1316
01:34:37,948 --> 01:34:41,645
...was defended by campaign managerKevin Vallick as...
1317
01:34:42,019 --> 01:34:43,452
Julia and Kevin?
1318
01:34:43,520 --> 01:34:45,351
I give them six months.
1319
01:34:45,789 --> 01:34:46,949
A year.
1320
01:34:48,425 --> 01:34:50,256
Happily ever after.
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