Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,171 --> 00:00:05,573
Previously on "Wrecked"...
The pirates...
are gonna kill us!
2
00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:07,007
Where's my freaking bra?!
Where is it?!
3
00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:10,878
Oh!
My friends and I
are going home.
4
00:00:10,911 --> 00:00:11,912
[ Boat horn honks ]
5
00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,214
I found some money.
6
00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,682
Pack: Look at us!
We're slapping the shit
7
00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:16,484
out of each other,
and for what?!
8
00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,252
-No!
-No!
9
00:00:18,286 --> 00:00:21,055
Luther? The Barracuda
said you were dead.
10
00:00:21,089 --> 00:00:23,491
You got to fight
for what's yours, buddy.
11
00:00:23,524 --> 00:00:24,825
Owen wrote the journal.
12
00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,060
Florence: This journal
doesn't make any sense.
13
00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:27,861
What the hell
is "ROFLcopter"?
14
00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:30,098
I blew up the ship.
You want to know why I did it?
15
00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:31,365
For Florence!
16
00:00:31,399 --> 00:00:33,033
Danny and Owen
got the jump on me.
Ohh!
17
00:00:33,067 --> 00:00:34,202
Said something about trying
to get off the ship
18
00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:36,370
before it sank.
Abandon ship!
19
00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:38,972
[ All scream ]
20
00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:43,077
[ The Association's "Cherish"
plays ]
21
00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:47,215
* Bum, bum
22
00:00:47,248 --> 00:00:48,949
* Bum, bum
23
00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:57,258
* Cherish is the word I use
to descri-i-i-i-be *
24
00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,460
* All the feeling that I have
25
00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:05,899
* Hiding here for you
insi-i-i-i-i-de *
26
00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,401
* You don't know
how many times *
27
00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:09,870
* I've wished
that I had told you *
28
00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,772
* You don't know
how many times *
29
00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:14,275
* I've wished
that I could hold you *
30
00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:15,976
* You don't know
how many times *
31
00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,878
* I've wished
that I could mold you *
32
00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,281
* Into someone
who could cherish me *
33
00:01:20,314 --> 00:01:27,087
* As much
as I cherish you-u-u-u *
34
00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:31,425
* And I do-o-o-o-o-o
35
00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:35,763
* Cherish you-u-u-u-u
36
00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:40,268
* And I do-o-o-o-o-o
37
00:01:40,301 --> 00:01:41,435
* Cherish
38
00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:47,808
[ Danny grunting ]
39
00:01:47,841 --> 00:01:50,244
Come on!
40
00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:51,312
[ Grunts ]
41
00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:53,247
What could you have
possibly said to Corey
42
00:01:53,281 --> 00:01:55,082
that would make him blow up
the ship?
43
00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,617
Look, we could spend
the whole day
44
00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,086
pointing fingers,
passing the buck,
blowing the whistle...
45
00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,121
What did you say?!
Fine. Okay.
46
00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:03,123
I...told him
47
00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:04,992
that his suit looked good.
That's not it.
48
00:02:05,025 --> 00:02:06,160
I said that I like weddings,
49
00:02:06,194 --> 00:02:07,928
which I do.
Who cares?
50
00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,463
I told him that you were
stealing Florence,
51
00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:11,098
and he should do everything
in his power to stop you.
52
00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,633
I said I love shrimp.
53
00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:13,967
Why would you say that?!
54
00:02:14,001 --> 00:02:16,304
I -- The man is obviously
out of his mind!
55
00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:17,705
I didn't know it
that at the time!
56
00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,006
I thought he was just kooky!
57
00:02:19,039 --> 00:02:22,142
You know what?
The Dream Team -- it's over.
58
00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:24,712
You don't mean that.
Yeah.
59
00:02:24,745 --> 00:02:26,113
In fact,
I'm starting to think
60
00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,648
there never even really was
a Dream Team.
61
00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:33,053
Owen, I know you're mad, but you
are talking crazy right now!
62
00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:36,624
If we don't pull it together
Dream Team-style,
63
00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:37,991
we're gonna die!
64
00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:40,027
Then what the hell
do you suggest that we do?!
65
00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:42,830
You're not gonna like it,
66
00:02:42,863 --> 00:02:45,499
but I need you to pop my arm
out of its socket.
67
00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:47,235
**
68
00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,202
What?!
69
00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:50,571
[ Grunts ] Aah!
Okay, come on.
70
00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:55,209
**
71
00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:57,878
Everybody in!
This is the last lifeboat!
72
00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,513
Go! Go!
73
00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:01,849
I can't believe Danny and Owen
would just bail --
74
00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:02,983
I know, right?
75
00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,418
But we should
just get in the boat
76
00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:06,220
and move on
with our new lives.
77
00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:07,555
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What?
78
00:03:07,588 --> 00:03:08,556
Is this the best we can do?
79
00:03:08,589 --> 00:03:09,857
What are you talking about?
80
00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,359
Just saying that
we're gonna be at sea
81
00:03:11,392 --> 00:03:13,327
for a very long time maybe,
right?
What?
82
00:03:13,361 --> 00:03:15,429
I don't want to get stuck
with the nerds.
83
00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:18,031
I mean, Chet, Karen,
and the weird youth pastor?
84
00:03:18,065 --> 00:03:19,667
What?
I-I think we should bail
85
00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:20,901
and go find a cooler boat.
86
00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:22,202
Oh, my God, Todd.
You get in this boat!
87
00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:23,604
Nobody's listening to me.
88
00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,105
All right, we're gonna put her
in the water!
89
00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,374
We can't wait any longer!
90
00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:27,875
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
91
00:03:27,908 --> 00:03:29,877
Oh! Oh, thank God
you're still here.
92
00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,679
No, no, no.
Hold it right there.
93
00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,614
If it doesn't have a heartbeat,
it stays here.
94
00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:34,715
Can't risk the weight.
95
00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,116
No, no, no.
I-I need this!
96
00:03:36,149 --> 00:03:37,585
Well, it's your funeral.
I'm putting that boat down.
97
00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:38,586
No, no, no, no!
98
00:03:38,619 --> 00:03:40,220
It has, uh -- uh, supplies!
99
00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:42,623
Um, food
and -- and water.
100
00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,626
Why didn't you just say so,
you dipshit?
101
00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,728
Take it onboard.
Go.
102
00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,029
**
103
00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,198
[ Grunts ]
I can't break the chain!
104
00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,267
There's got to be another way!
105
00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:56,404
Steve,
it doesn't matter, man.
106
00:03:56,437 --> 00:03:58,739
I thought
I was gonna die in here
107
00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:01,041
without ever seeing
anyone again,
108
00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:04,211
but instead, I met you,
109
00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,314
my new best friend...
110
00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:08,081
and the coolest guy
I ever met.
111
00:04:08,115 --> 00:04:10,818
Oh! [ Voice breaking ]
Don't say that.
112
00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,420
Hey, we had some good times.
113
00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:14,221
Remember when you first
came in here
114
00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,890
and you were, like,
"Aah! Aah!"
[ Laughs ]
115
00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,892
You scared the shit out of me!
116
00:04:18,926 --> 00:04:20,761
You scared
the shit out of me.
117
00:04:20,794 --> 00:04:22,262
[ Laughs ]
118
00:04:22,296 --> 00:04:23,297
Yeah.
119
00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:25,265
And we're always
gonna have that.
120
00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:28,436
Yeah.
For the rest of our lives.
121
00:04:28,469 --> 00:04:31,572
**
122
00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,941
But your life's nearly over.
123
00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,142
But for you,
it could be a long time
124
00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:36,777
if you get out of here.
125
00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,679
[ Sobs ]
126
00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:40,247
Get out of here, man!
No!
127
00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,482
Get out of here, Steve!
128
00:04:41,515 --> 00:04:43,617
I don't want my best friend
to die,
129
00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,853
not today,
on the day that I met him!
130
00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,589
No.
131
00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,624
I was meant to be here.
132
00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,660
I was meant to meet you.
133
00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,663
I'm not leaving
without you.
134
00:04:55,696 --> 00:04:59,299
If I can't break the chains,
break the pipe!
135
00:04:59,333 --> 00:05:01,869
I've tried.
I can't.
136
00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:04,805
We can do it together!
137
00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,540
Come on!
138
00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:08,542
**
139
00:05:08,576 --> 00:05:10,143
Okay. You ready?
140
00:05:10,177 --> 00:05:13,647
Both: One, two, three!
141
00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,215
Ah! Oh.
142
00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:17,150
Oh, no!
I've killed him!
143
00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:19,152
Look -- if you pop
my shoulder out,
144
00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:20,688
it would give me
the extra few inches
145
00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,556
that I can reach the keys
and slap them back to us.
146
00:05:22,590 --> 00:05:24,825
What are you talking about?
That is not a thing.
147
00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:25,993
It is a totally a thing.
148
00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,628
Mel Gibson
pops his shoulder out
149
00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:29,497
in, like,
every movie to escape.
150
00:05:29,530 --> 00:05:31,365
It's like you haven't even seen
"Lethal Weapon 2."
151
00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:34,001
Okay! Fine!
How do you want to do this?
152
00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,369
All right.
Come here.
153
00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:36,704
Crouch down.
154
00:05:36,737 --> 00:05:39,239
From here, you're gonna
pull down on my arm
155
00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:40,841
as hard as you can.
156
00:05:40,874 --> 00:05:42,209
Now, you're my best friend,
157
00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:43,343
so I know you're gonna
want to take it easy,
158
00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:46,079
but you got to go --
Aah!
159
00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:47,848
[ Crying ]
Ooh!
160
00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,049
Oh, it's out!
161
00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,051
F-- [Bleep] you!
162
00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:52,486
[Bleep] you!
Why would you do this?!
163
00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,522
You said it was a thing!
Yeah, in movies!
164
00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,256
This is real life,
you idiot!
165
00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:57,725
You seemed very confident.
166
00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:59,059
Oh, it's a dead limb.
167
00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,194
Look at that.
It's just floating in the water.
168
00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,931
You want to at least
maybe try for the key?
169
00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,099
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.
170
00:06:06,133 --> 00:06:09,837
[ Cries ]
171
00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:13,707
**
172
00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:15,375
Come on!
173
00:06:15,409 --> 00:06:16,710
[ Cries ]
174
00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:19,513
Ohh.
175
00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:21,181
I chummed the water.
176
00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:24,552
Watch out for sharks
'cause I chummed the water.
177
00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,520
**
178
00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:27,755
[ Loud creak ]
179
00:06:27,788 --> 00:06:29,457
The ship's about to snap
in half.
180
00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:30,691
We got to go now!
181
00:06:30,724 --> 00:06:32,292
I don't like this.
It doesn't feel right.
182
00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,227
Hey, hey, hey, look at me.
Look at me.
183
00:06:34,261 --> 00:06:36,630
I know that you're scared
right now,
184
00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:38,899
but some day, you and I are
going to look back on all this,
185
00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:41,301
and we are just gonna
ROFLcopter.
186
00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,737
What did you just say?
187
00:06:43,771 --> 00:06:45,038
ROFLcopter?
188
00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,474
I'll try
to explain this.
189
00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:49,577
It means to "roll on the floor
laughing" copter.
190
00:06:49,610 --> 00:06:53,246
Oh, my God.
You wrote the journal.
191
00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:55,182
All that nerd speak --
it was you!
192
00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,651
It's not nerd speak,
all right?
193
00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:59,052
It's cool Internet slang,
194
00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,654
and I did it for us!
195
00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:01,889
But Danny and Owen...
196
00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,290
Forget them!
197
00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,459
They're probably drowned
by now!
198
00:07:06,794 --> 00:07:08,128
Hey!
Florence!
199
00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:11,164
Seriously?
We're just about to leave!
200
00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:12,666
Hold the boat.
201
00:07:12,700 --> 00:07:16,103
I swear to God I'll bring her
back, dead or alive.
202
00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:18,005
W-Why would
you bring her back dead?
203
00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,607
What? I...I just --
204
00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,009
I didn't even --
Shut up! I...
205
00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,644
Hold the boat!
206
00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,082
Where's Florence?
We have to go!
207
00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,851
[ Loud crash ]
208
00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,119
That's it.
209
00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,453
I'm dropping this boat.
210
00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:35,355
People going back and forth.
211
00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:36,990
Goddamn free-for-all!
212
00:07:37,024 --> 00:07:39,126
We're going,
and that's final!
213
00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,794
Man: Hold the boat!
214
00:07:40,828 --> 00:07:49,269
**
215
00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,672
I'm saving him!
I'm a hero!
216
00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:52,806
Who the hell is that?
217
00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,007
It's Luther!
218
00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,109
He was Barracuda's lover
before she --
219
00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:57,511
Uh, that doesn't really matter,
220
00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,479
but the main thing is
he's a cool guy.
221
00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:00,814
Come on! Let's go!
Wait!
222
00:08:00,848 --> 00:08:02,382
Florence and Corey --
they went back in.
223
00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:03,651
Did you see them?
224
00:08:03,684 --> 00:08:04,852
I didn't see anyone!
225
00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:09,222
Prepare to lower the lifeboat.
226
00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,391
Owen: Ready?
227
00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:12,626
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
228
00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,728
All right.
On three, right?
229
00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,664
Okay.
One...
230
00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:19,166
[ Screams ]
231
00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:21,034
[ Grunts ]
232
00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:23,203
Oh, that hurts just as bad
going in.
233
00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:26,640
Oh!
[ Breathing heavily ]
234
00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:29,009
Ohh, I'm sorry.
235
00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:32,079
**
236
00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,380
It's all right.
237
00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:35,082
Oh, it's my fault.
238
00:08:35,115 --> 00:08:38,351
You and Florence
were getting close,
and I got jealous.
239
00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,854
Not like a romantic way.
240
00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:43,023
Like, I didn't want to kiss you
or rub your butt or anything.
241
00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,191
I got it.
242
00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:45,525
Not that you have
a bad butt.
243
00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:47,160
Your butt's totally fine,
just not my thi--
244
00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,395
I got it!
245
00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:52,365
Since everything
with my family,
246
00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,201
I didn't want
to lose you, too.
247
00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:57,204
**
248
00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:58,538
You know,
I'd be lying if I said
249
00:08:58,572 --> 00:09:00,874
I didn't think this was
how I was gonna die.
250
00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:04,411
But if I got to drown
251
00:09:04,444 --> 00:09:07,881
in a Red Hot Chili Peppers
drunk tank,
252
00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:10,283
at least I'm doing it
with my best friend.
253
00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:15,022
**
254
00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,056
Aww!
255
00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,390
Oh!
[ Screams ]
256
00:09:17,424 --> 00:09:18,792
[ Screams ]
Oh, my God!
God!
257
00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:20,761
-Sorry! Sorry!
-How long have you been there?
258
00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,730
A while!
I didn't want to say anything
259
00:09:22,763 --> 00:09:25,232
'cause, seriously, you guys
are so frickin' cute.
260
00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,067
God, you scared me!
261
00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,237
[ Ship creaking ]
262
00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,607
**
263
00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:35,442
We were so close to going home.
264
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:37,410
What's gonna happen to us?
265
00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:38,779
Well, come daybreak,
266
00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,581
the sun will start
to scorch our skin,
267
00:09:41,615 --> 00:09:43,717
and that will attract seabirds,
268
00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:46,286
who will peck
at our sunbaked flesh
269
00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:49,256
until we are
nothing but bones.
270
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,124
Good God, Karen.
271
00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,660
Jesus.
272
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:55,595
No, no, no. No, no, no, guys,
we can get through this!
273
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,330
I mean, think about it --
274
00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,933
we got through the plane crash,
a shitty beach,
275
00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,835
a pirate named The Barracuda,
276
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,471
Steve tried to murder us
in cold blood.
277
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:06,006
Yeah.
278
00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:09,309
We've been through worse,
and we can get through this!
279
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,944
We're survivors!
Come on!
280
00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:13,113
[ All cheer ]
281
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,516
All right, okay.
Pack, open that bag.
282
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,819
What?
Yeah, open the bag.
283
00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,121
We got to see what supplies
we're working with.
284
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,856
**
285
00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,758
So, how do I get you
out of here?
286
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,760
There's a key.
It's on the ground underwater.
287
00:10:26,794 --> 00:10:28,796
I knocked it off
with my dead arm.
288
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,130
What made you come back?
289
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,631
You were right about Corey.
290
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,433
I should have listened to you.
291
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,002
I'm sorry.
I've just never dated a guy
292
00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,636
who's not a total dumpster fire.
293
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,139
No, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm -- I'm sorry.
294
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:42,275
I should not have compared us
to the "Speed" franchise.
295
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,177
And if we are somehow "Speed,"
296
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:47,280
then I don't want you to end up
with Jason Patric.
297
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:50,317
I want you to end up
with Keanu Reeves.
298
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,385
Which is me --
I'm Keanu Reeves.
299
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:53,821
I got it.
Okay.
300
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,689
[ Voice breaking ]
No, I'm sorry.
301
00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:58,158
I didn't think there could be
three people in the Dream Team,
302
00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,459
but I was wrong.
303
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,395
This -- This is the Dream Team!
304
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,831
What's the "Dream Team"?
305
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:06,199
This thing that he won't
stop saying
306
00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:08,035
but it looks like
you're in.
307
00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,170
Thanks, Danny.
308
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:12,205
Welcome to the Dream Team.
309
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,208
Okay, should we get out of here
so we don't drown?
310
00:11:15,242 --> 00:11:16,810
Oh, yeah! Sorry!
The key! Okay.
311
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,046
The key's in the water.
It could be anywhere.
312
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:21,314
[ Inhales deeply ]
313
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:22,582
[ Keys clack ]
314
00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:24,684
Oh, my God!
Yes!
[ Laughs ]
315
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,988
It was so easy.
It was, like, right under me.
316
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,689
I felt it with my foot!
317
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,158
Cool!
Open the door!
Oh!
318
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,526
**
319
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,995
Where's the lifeboat?!
320
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:38,198
They're gone,
and they left us behind.
321
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:40,768
Just like
you left me behind.
322
00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:42,169
Corey.
323
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:43,536
[ Imitates Florence ]
Corey.
324
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,838
[ Normal voice ]
Don't try to butter me up
325
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:47,007
by remembering my name now,
Florence.
326
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,709
Hey, hey, hey!
Let's take it easy.
327
00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,244
You.
328
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:53,113
Never understood
what she saw in you
329
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:58,051
with your charisma and your wit
and your leading-man looks.
330
00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,286
Seems like you get it.
331
00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:01,188
Shut up, fat-ass!
332
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,389
And you!
333
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,124
Ever since we crashed,
334
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,558
you've been leading me on!
335
00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:07,560
I thought you loved me!
336
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,062
Why would you think that?
337
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:11,598
Because you were nice to me!
338
00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:13,233
-[ Sighs ]
-You give a girl
339
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:14,467
everything you have,
340
00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:16,269
and how does she repay you?
341
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,637
Please do not say
"friend zone."
342
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,472
By putting you
in the friend zone!
343
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,041
Aw, man.
344
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,810
And now you got to die
345
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,577
because if I can't have you,
346
00:12:24,611 --> 00:12:27,114
well, nobody can!
347
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,249
[ Machine-gun fire ]
348
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,818
This way!
349
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:31,718
Holy heck!
350
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:34,087
This thing's got
some kick to it.
351
00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:35,755
No!
352
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,458
I don't want to chase you!
353
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:46,466
**
354
00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:48,268
Go, go, go!
355
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:51,638
Why is Corey so weird?!
356
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,107
Corey:
[ Sing-song voice ] Florence.
357
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,309
My tiny, little peach!
358
00:12:57,144 --> 00:13:01,414
[ Normal voice ]
My sweet, little baby angel!
359
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,550
Where are you?!
360
00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,153
Oh, my God.
They're all locked.
361
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:07,320
Does no one trust anyone?!
362
00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:09,122
What are you doing?
Let's go!
363
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,623
My pants are wet.
364
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,860
My legs are all chaffing.
It's terrible!
365
00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,695
Florence!
366
00:13:15,728 --> 00:13:18,165
Come give Papa a smooch!
367
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,532
Ew!
368
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,134
In here!
369
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:25,305
[ Machine-gun fire ]
370
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,841
Uh, here we go.
371
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:31,444
Just...Just got to...
open the bag.
372
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,982
Lot of zippers, really,
you know, these travel bags.
373
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,616
You know,
could be any of these, really.
374
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:37,985
Nah.
It's not that one.
375
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,854
That's small --
It's not --
376
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,822
Could be --
No, not this one.
377
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,158
Oh! This one.
I got it right here.
378
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,659
Here we go.
379
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,828
Nope, that's the one that
just makes the bag bigger --
380
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:52,032
What the hell is happening?
Just open the bag!
381
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:53,400
I genuinely can't tell
382
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,335
if you're stupid
or just stalling.
383
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:58,505
Stalling?
Me?
384
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,173
[ Laughing ] Come on.
385
00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:02,175
Now's not the time
for jokes, Karen.
386
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,844
I mean...should we talk
about this, hon--
387
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,513
No, no, no!
No, no!
Give me that.
388
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,681
What is wrong with you?
389
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,751
[ Bag unzips ]
Ooh, real hard, pal.
390
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,356
-[ Gasps ]
-Oh!
391
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,358
I can explain.
392
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:19,993
[ Ax thuds ]
Corey: Aah!
393
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,629
**
394
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:27,767
Here's --
395
00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,403
Oh, is this mahogany?
396
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,739
This is so hard to break!
397
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,575
[ Machine-gun fire ]
398
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,211
Florence.
399
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:42,249
Did you hear my cool
"The Shining" reference?
400
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,550
Would have been a lot cooler,
401
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:47,620
but this place
is a goddamn fortress.
402
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,389
I see what's going on.
403
00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:53,760
This is you playing
another one of your games.
404
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,395
-[ Gasps ]
-You know what?
405
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:59,967
I don't even care if I find you
because you are so boring,
406
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,902
and you look weird in shorts!
407
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,571
**
408
00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:07,240
Psych out!
I'm negging.
409
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,809
I learned that at a seminar
on how to pick up women.
410
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,044
You look great in shorts.
411
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,912
You always have,
and you always will.
412
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,414
[ Whispering ]
What do we do?
413
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:17,484
**
414
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:18,918
[ Grunts ]
415
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,388
Danny,
what are you doing?
416
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,290
[ Sing-song voice ] Florence.
417
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:24,724
Admittedly, I'm not doing
418
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,926
the most enthusiastic version
of searching,
419
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,429
but I kind of thought
you'd come out by now.
420
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:34,167
**
421
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:38,205
[ Music stops ]
422
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:42,075
Danny!
What are you doing?
423
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,111
**
424
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,813
[ Whispering ]
I've got a plan.
425
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,016
Well, what have we got here,
Chet?
426
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:52,152
Think we got a little weasel
onboard!
A weasel!
427
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:53,620
Listen,
I know you guys are mad.
428
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:55,188
All right,
what the hell is going on?
429
00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:57,024
Where did all this money
come from?
430
00:15:57,057 --> 00:16:01,261
This is pirate money --
$165,000.
431
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,429
$165,000.
432
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,830
Pack and I found it
on the boat,
433
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:05,432
and then
he double-crossed me.
434
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,800
Who cares about the money?
We don't have any supplies!
435
00:16:07,834 --> 00:16:09,169
We're gonna die out here!
436
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,438
Oh, someone's
definitely dying out here.
437
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:17,144
[ All screaming and shouting ]
438
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:19,779
Florence.
439
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,948
Come out and play!
440
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,884
[ Whispering ] Even if that plan
did work, he has got a gun!
441
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:27,320
That's from "The Warriors."
Did you guys see that movie?
442
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,156
You'll never get there in time.
Raise your hand
if you saw "The Warriors."
443
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:31,358
-Not if I distract him.
-Distract him how?
444
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,293
The Florence way.
445
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,927
What?
What?
446
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:36,996
Corey: Florence.
447
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,565
-What are you doing?
-Can you please --
448
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,067
Florence:
I don't know what this is.
What are you --
449
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,502
Show of hands.
Who saw "The Warriors"?
450
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,404
Nerds.
451
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:45,472
Great movie.
452
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:46,839
[ Grunts ]
Ready?
453
00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:47,840
-Florence, just come out!
-No.
454
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:48,908
-Let's do this.
-No!
455
00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,177
-All right?
-Dream Team.
456
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,044
Danny, no!
457
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,180
Can't you see that I love you?!
458
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,348
Aah!
My pants!
459
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:58,585
I lost my pants!
Where are they?!
Hey, what are you saying?
460
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,153
That's my thing.
Danny: I lost my pants!
I can't find them!
461
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,821
Are you saying you lost
your pants?
462
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,424
I don't know where they are!
How do you lose your pants?
463
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,858
Go, go, go, go.
464
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,927
They were on me, and now
they're not me anymore!
465
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,163
I don't know
where your pants are!
466
00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,398
Florence!
467
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,032
**
468
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:16,869
Hey, Corey.
ROFLcopter this, you nerd.
469
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,671
Okay, well,
that's not quite how you use
470
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,972
that term -- Aah!
471
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:25,545
[ Chili pepper creaking ]
472
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:28,248
[ Gasps ]
473
00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,584
Oh.
474
00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,953
That worked so well.
475
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,722
You think he's dead?
476
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,558
Yeah,
I think he's dead.
477
00:17:38,591 --> 00:17:40,727
[ Chuckles ]
We did it!
478
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,630
[ All cheering ]
479
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:45,565
Chili pepper to the face!
480
00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:47,567
Yeah!
Ooh! Ooh!
481
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,801
You did my bra thing!
482
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,103
I did it!
I did it with my pants!
483
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,904
I told you --
it works every time.
484
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:54,607
Every time!
[ Laughs ]
485
00:17:54,641 --> 00:17:56,576
[ Loud thud, creaking ]
486
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,044
Hey, the lifeboats.
487
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,612
How are we gonna get off
the ship?
488
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,414
Oh.
[ Gasps ]
489
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,116
I have an idea.
490
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,589
Okay, you cut me out the money,
Pack, I cut you out of yourself!
491
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,924
[ Screams ]
Chet, where did you get
a switchblade?
492
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,926
Oh, old Chester
keeps it close.
493
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,829
Wow.
We did not know Chet at all.
494
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:18,097
Pack lied to us.
495
00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,099
I say if we have no food,
we eat him!
496
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,169
-No, no, no!
-That sounds fair enough to me
497
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:24,604
'cause he ate a guy
on the island!
498
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:25,605
-What?!
-Oh, my God!
499
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,807
-Yeah!
-Ew!
500
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,443
Yeah, well, Todd and Jess
banged a pirate!
501
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:33,780
All the holes -- it was
heterosexual and homosexual --
502
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,249
and they used it all
to get a spot on the boat
503
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,617
and leave us to die!
504
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,819
-Okay. okay.
-Oh, that is disgusting!
505
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,688
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah?!
506
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:46,193
Well, Karen brought
the plane down!
507
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,797
No I didn't.
508
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,131
Yeah, no, she didn't.
509
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,800
I was just trying to get
the heat off of us.
510
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,101
What the hell
is wrong with you?!
511
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,703
All right! Hey!
I'm sorry!
512
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,771
[ Indistinct yelling ]
513
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,640
[ Chains clinking ]
514
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:01,808
Luther!
515
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:05,978
Luther, we made it.
We're out!
516
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:08,147
You saved my life.
517
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,382
I guess.
518
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:13,320
I bet you looked real cool
doing it, too.
519
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,154
Yeah.
520
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:19,659
Holy smokes.
521
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,160
Look at those stars.
522
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:30,069
**
523
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:33,206
[ Voice breaking ]
I can't believe I'm alive.
524
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:37,344
**
525
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,379
[ Crash ]
526
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,814
What was that?
527
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:43,683
It's a sandbar.
528
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:45,017
Does that mean...
529
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:46,653
[ Flashlight clicks ]
530
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,888
Oh, yeah!
531
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,357
We got land!
532
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,691
Hey! Yeah!
533
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:55,262
[ All cheering ]
534
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,566
Pack:
Is this the same island?
535
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:01,200
No.
The trees are different.
536
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:04,203
Oh, good.
That'd be so stupid.
537
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,072
What's wrong?
You all right?
538
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:09,509
Florence and Danny and Owen --
do you think they're...?
539
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,943
I don't know.
540
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,546
[ Vehicle approaching ]
541
00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:14,547
Look!
542
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:17,950
**
543
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,752
They made it!
Yeah!
544
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:25,292
[ All cheering ]
545
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,127
Oh, my God!
546
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:30,963
Hey, what happened to Corey?
547
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:32,932
It turns out he's the one
who blew up the ship.
548
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,701
-What?!
-Corey the minister?
549
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,403
-Yeah.
-Where is he now?
550
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,537
Oh, we killed him.
551
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,105
Snapped his neck
with a giant chili pepper.
552
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:41,107
-What?!
-Hey, where are we?
553
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:43,743
Who the hell cares?
We're alive!
554
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,078
[ All cheering ]
555
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:48,581
Pack:
Nothing can kill us!
556
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,383
[ Laughs ]
557
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,719
**
558
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:55,822
I'm on land! Land!
559
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,558
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
560
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,461
[ Laughs ]
I'm on land!
561
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,762
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
562
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,264
I saved him.
563
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,267
Luther.
My best friend.
564
00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,937
I'm on land!
565
00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,505
[ Laughs ]
566
00:21:12,539 --> 00:21:14,807
[ All gasp ]
567
00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,776
Aah!
[ Body parts thudding ]
568
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,445
Luther!
569
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,946
Luther!!
570
00:21:19,979 --> 00:21:21,314
Oh!
571
00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:25,184
[ Crying ]
572
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:28,287
I think he stood on a land mine!
573
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:30,990
**
574
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:33,826
Nobody move!
575
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,962
[ All screaming ]
576
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,930
Oh, my God!
577
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,033
**
578
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:43,336
[ Screaming continues ]
579
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,174
[ Computer beeping ]
580
00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:05,358
**
38860
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
