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Previously on "Wrecked"...
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We're pirates, mother[bleep]
[ Screaming ]
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I am the Barracuda,
and this is my island now.
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[ All screaming ]
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Oh, God!
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Oh, my God!
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We're taking
your beach.
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You can live down there.
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That's, like, the worst
part of the beach!
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This is all my fault.
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You have to get me
off this island.
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Oh, my God.
There she is! Emma!
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I'll help you!
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I'm sorry!
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**
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Florence: Emma!
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Emma:
Coming to get me, right?!
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Karen:
Well, water's contaminated.
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Whole river looks like this.
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Something must be
spoiling it upstream.
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Huh. Well, I guess that explains
all the dead birds.
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We can still drink it
though, right?
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-Oh, of course.
-Oh thank god.
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In the same way that you can
drink a soup, or a gravy.
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But it'll still make you
violently ill --
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Karen, come on!
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-What's wrong with you?
-What?
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I don't know what you guys
are so worried about!
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We've been drinking
Earth's tears
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since the dinosaurs
cried 'em.
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Hey, Chet,
do no drink that --
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We ar water.
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Babies.
Let's get wet!
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-No, no, no. No, Chet. No.
-Hey, buddy.
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-Oh, God.
-Oh. He's taking it all.
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That's a mistake.
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-Oh, my.
-He took it all.
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-Whoa.
-Ahh!
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See?
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You get vitamins and minerals
from all places.
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Oh, oh!
It's in me!
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Get it out! Oh!
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Ooh, oh, get it out!
Get it out!
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Cut me open!
Oh, I can't shit fast enough!
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[ Gags ]
Get it out!
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[ Gags ]
Get it out!
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**
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**
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Chet? Maybe it'll help
if I rub your belly --
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[Bleep] you!
[ Hissing ]
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[ Snorts, groans ]
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God, I wish there was
something we could do.
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Yeah. It's too bad
your doctor friend's dead.
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Okay,
Emma's not dead, so...
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Oh, she's dead.
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Probably at the bottom
of the ocean,
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all bloated,
crabs eating her hair.
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Damn shame, too,
'cause she was useful.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, I didn't mean
anything personal.
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I just meant
the wrong friend died.
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How is that not personal?!
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Because it's fact?
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Welp, I'm gonna
head up the river
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and see what's making our water
all crappy.
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**
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Man, I'm thirsty.
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You guys been collecting
your pee?
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No.
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Have you been
collecting your pee?
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No.
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Mm.
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Heads up.
Pirates.
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Hey,
where's the cockpit?
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Barracuda wants us
to strip it for parts.
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It's back that way.
But it's...pretty gnarly.
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There's a guy...smooshed
to death underneath it.
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-Whoa.
-Yeah. Liam.
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We tried
to pull him out,
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but all we could find
was his arm, and a...
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a butt cheek.
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Dammmn. Y'all seen some messed
up shit on this island, huh?
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Hey,
what's going on out there?
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You know, like...
in the real world?
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I don't know where
to start on this.
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-I mean --
-Well, of course, there's Syria.
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Oh yeah --
UN cease fire unrivaled,
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so you can imagine
what that means.
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And the Paris Accords, they
could fall apart at any moment.
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Don't even get me started
on Ukraine.
Mm-hmm.
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I mean,
the political climate.
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Totally! With Ukraine.
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But you know what
I just thought of just now?
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What is happening
on Game of Thrones?
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-Oh.
-Right.
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-That's actually fun.
-Right.
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My favorite show.
What's happening?
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Hold on. Hold on.
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What was the last thing
you guys saw?
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Jon Snow died.
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-[ Laughs ]
-Okay, I can't, not now.
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-What?
-Not now.
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-You don't even know!
-Ohhh shit!
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-You don't even know!
-Come on!
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-Oh, my God!
-[ Laughs ]
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You guys missed
a full season!
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You missed a whole season!
It's outta control!
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-Where do I even start?
-Twist, twist, twist.
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-So many twists.
-Yeah.
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Yes!
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**
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[ Humming ]
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* Howwwdy angel
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* Where did you hiiide
your wings *
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You!
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Oh!
The Barracuda!
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Sorry!
I was just singing a little bit.
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I'll stop it.
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Your song.
I've heard it before.
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-Oh. Okay!
-Sing it for me.
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Oh I don't know.
I'm not much of a singer.
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[ Gun cocks ]
* Your love shines
overrrr my horizon *
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* She's a...
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Both:
* Slice of heaven
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Wow, you know it.
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-Yeah.
-It's a Kiwi classic.
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You're not from New Zealand,
are you?
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No, um, my lover, he --
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Oh!
Um, I-I have to go.
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Don't worry about it!
Don't ask! It's pirate stuff!
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Pirate stuff, yeah.
I've gotta do Steve stuff, so...
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**
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Karen!
I'm coming with you!
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No, never asked you
to come.
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Oh, that's funny,
'cause I asked myself.
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And you know what I said?
I said, "Smart move, sugar tits.
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'Cause when shit
pops off upstream,
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you're gonna need
someone like me."
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You call yourself
"sugar tits?"
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Yep. I do.
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Karen, I'm gonna help you.
Whether you like it or not.
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Let's go!
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**
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River's the other way.
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[ Groans ]
It's called dynamic stretching.
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Ever heard of it?
Probably not 'cause you're old!
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**
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Try to keep up, grandma.
[ Laughs ]
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Mm.
The vegetation is getting
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-thinner --
-Thinner.
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It's so funny
you said that
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'cause I said it
at the exact same time.
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We're on the same page.
That's pretty cool.
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I don't know what you're
trying to prove out here,
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but it makes me want to
shove this spear down my throat
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and pull it out my ass.
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All I'm doing, Care Bear,
is being hella useful.
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-Oh.
-Like check this out!
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-Oh.
-I just found us lunch!
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-Hmm.
-Hmm.
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Oh. You...really think
those boys are safe to eat?
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Mhmmm.
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You don't think you're
gonna break out in hives
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and shit your pants?
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Nhmmm.
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Why don't you swallow?
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[ Gulps ]
Mmm.
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It's so good.
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It was the best berries
I've ever had.
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-Oh?
-Now I need to cough.
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Oh, now you need
to cough?
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[ Spits ]
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Well, that was more
of a sneeze.
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But, you know,
you're right.
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Goumi berries
are delicious.
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Sor-ry if I don't every
frickin' weed and berry!
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What, did you grow up
on a farm?
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**
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Oh!
Good God!
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[ Flies buzzing ]
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Boar guts.
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[ Spits ]
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**
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Mother of god.
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Do you know
what this means?
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We're in the kill zone
of a black caiman.
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**
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A Black Gay Man?
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Do you -- Do you really think
that's what I just said?
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I don't know!
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It's what it sounded
like you said, so...
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You -- You think this is the
kill zone of a Black Gay Man?
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Well anything sounds stupid
when you say it like that! God.
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It's a Black Caiman.
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It's the world's
deadliest alligator.
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-Oh.
-Yeah.
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-Shoot.
-Yeah, shoot.
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Big stuff here, toots.
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What are we gonna do about
this black c-caiman?
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Well, it's built
its nest here.
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So if we want
fresh water...
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I'm gonna have to...
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**
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...kill it.
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**
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I think you mean...
we're gonna have to kill it.
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[ Grunts ]
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Okay, wow.
Wow!
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Well, that spear's stuck,
so we're down a spear.
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My God, you witch!
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Y'all ready to catch up
on Game of Thrones, huh?
[ Laughs ]
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Hell yeah!
Come on!
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All right, season starts
on a dead Jon Snow,
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but somehow
his hair looks ah-mazing --
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Danny: Wait!
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**
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Don't spoil it.
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What the hell
are you doing?!
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I don't want
to just "hear" it.
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I want to watch it myself!
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Of course, my bad.
I'm an idiot.
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Let me just fire up HBO Go
on my iPad
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oh wait it's a coconut!
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I mean
when we get home!
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Listen...
my family abandoned me.
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I have nothing waiting for me
at home.
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Nothing, except the dream
of my couch,
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a big ol' honkin' pizza...
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and an entire season
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of the greatest fantasy show
of all time.
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Now, who's with me?!
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All: Yeah!
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Bruce: He's right!
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What's the point in hearing
about "Game of Thrones"
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when we can't see
the titties?!
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What are they gonna do,
"describe" the titties?
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Yeah,
we were gonna do that.
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I mean, that's basically
what he does in the books.
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[ Scoffs ]
Yeah, you would read a book.
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-You pervert!
-Guys, the books are way better.
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Have you ever heard
of world building?
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-What a nerd.
-Nerd!
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Let's just wait
till we get home!
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Here's a spoiler --
we're not gonna make it home!
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We're probably gonna die slow,
painful deaths here!
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-I would say it's likely.
-For sure.
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So how about we all
take a little trip
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down to Westeros?!
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-Yeah.
-Interesting point.
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This is so stupid!
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What we should
be talking about...
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is HBO's premier show,
Ballers!
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-Oh, my God.
-What!
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-Terrible.
-Really? Is this real?
255
00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,479
You're trying to tell me
that you bozos
256
00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:42,382
don't want to see The Rock as
a jacked-up financial advisor?
257
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:43,550
-Nobody does.
-No.
258
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,752
Jess loves it.
Tell 'em, babe!
259
00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:46,820
It's good.
It's good, yeah.
260
00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:49,957
Exactly. Unlike Thrones,
which sucks.
261
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:52,660
We bailed on that show
after they showed dong.
262
00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:54,261
Wow.
That's unbelievable.
263
00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,329
-What are you talking about?
-They show a lot of nudity.
264
00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,231
Nudity represents
vulnerability.
265
00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,800
What's the show about?
[ Indistinct arguing ]
266
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:00,801
Okay!
267
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,436
There's only one way
to settle this.
268
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,405
And I think we all know
what that is.
269
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,140
-We vote!
-Trial by combat!
270
00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:08,341
-What?
-What?
271
00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:10,610
Trial by combat?! Really?
Jesus!
272
00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:12,179
No, we vote.
We vote.
273
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,947
Yeah, w-we --
That's okay, too.
274
00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,683
-Okay.
-Okay.
275
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,484
Oh, yeah!
276
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,120
You want that?
Aah!
277
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:21,521
Oh, you're welcome.
278
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,423
Wicked world.
You're all dead.
279
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,958
Ah, Jesus!
280
00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:27,027
Would you stop playing
with my spear?!
281
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,496
Look, it's about to
get sava out here.
282
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:31,498
So why don't you
just go on back?
283
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,968
Guess what, bitch.
I'm not going anywhere.
284
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:37,004
Oh.
285
00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,638
I get it.
286
00:10:38,672 --> 00:10:41,141
This is about
your dead friend.
287
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:42,175
Emma's not dead.
288
00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,777
Oh, yeah she is.
289
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,279
And you feel like
it should have been you instead.
290
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,815
Basic psychology.
291
00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:50,383
You know what?
You're right.
292
00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:53,954
Emma was my rock.
Is my rock.
293
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,956
Just because everyone thinks
she's the "useful one"
294
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,291
and I'm the "other one" --
it doesn't mean I think that!
295
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,994
All right?!
God!
296
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,965
[ Bird squawks ]
297
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,166
[ Rock splashes ]
298
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:08,001
All right,
you know what?
299
00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:10,237
Maybe you can help
after all.
300
00:11:10,270 --> 00:11:12,139
-Really?
-Yes.
301
00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,707
Dope.
Okay.
302
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,876
First things first --
we gotta mask your scent
303
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:18,411
so you can get close enough
to the caiman to strike.
304
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,247
So cover yourself
in that blood.
305
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,482
**
306
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:25,085
Ah! Lunch!
307
00:11:25,118 --> 00:11:27,821
It's all Steve's!
308
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,924
**
309
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:32,392
Oh. Hello!
310
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:34,161
The Barracuda
wants to see you.
311
00:11:34,194 --> 00:11:36,596
But I didn't --
I didn't do anything.
312
00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:38,531
Hey!
Hey, no!
313
00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:41,401
My fish,
it's gonna get burned!
314
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,403
It's been cooking
for hours!
315
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,338
Oh!
316
00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:47,741
**
317
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,184
I feel so badass right now.
[ Grunts ]
318
00:11:57,217 --> 00:12:00,553
Great. Now step in the attack
zone, like I showed you --
319
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:03,023
Attack zooone!
320
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:06,093
Where this caiman at?
I'ma kill you!
321
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,628
Shhhh.
Quiet.
322
00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:12,199
And the hunt begins.
323
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,067
The hunt.
324
00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,402
Good.
325
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,904
Quiet.
326
00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,106
**
327
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,243
Should I have a spear,
or...?
328
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,544
No.
329
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,713
Stupid question.
Yeah, stupid.
330
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,116
[ Thunder rumbles ]
331
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,985
It's just that,
if I don't have a spear,
332
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,653
how do I kill
the caiman?
333
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,788
You don't.
334
00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:37,124
Oh, right, right, right.
I don't.
335
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,430
Then how does it die?
336
00:12:43,463 --> 00:12:48,936
When the caiman smells you,
it will silently approach.
337
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:52,605
And then I will stab this spear
in its skull,
338
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:56,276
hopefully before
it tears you in half --
339
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:58,478
Oh my God!
340
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,113
Are you using me
as bait?!
341
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,615
I thought we were
doing this together!
342
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,251
We are.
343
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,487
Some of us are hunters, and some
of us are weak, sickly bait --
344
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,621
**
345
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,657
Then forget this.
346
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:15,595
I hope that stupid caiman
eats your stupid face!
347
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,097
What are you
talking about?
348
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:20,633
Caimans are
extremely intelligent!
349
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,740
**
350
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,878
When I heard you
singing today,
351
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,113
it brought back a lot
of memories...
352
00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,781
Oh. Cool!
353
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,383
...of my dead lover.
354
00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,651
Oh. I'm sorry.
355
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,988
-He was from New Zealand.
-Mm.
356
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,355
Like you.
357
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,892
A few years ago, my men and I
raided a cruise ship,
358
00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:47,194
and he worked there,
as an emcee.
359
00:13:47,227 --> 00:13:50,030
I'll never forget
the first time I saw him,
360
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:53,800
jumping off the stage,
screaming in terror,
361
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,469
begging us not to shoot him
in the face.
362
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,837
Huh.
363
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:01,041
Something about his voice
soothed me.
364
00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,810
He used to sing that song to me
every night,
365
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,846
right before
we fell asleep...
366
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:09,816
right after we'd made love
for hours.
367
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,285
[ Gulps, spits ]
368
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,522
That's off, actually.
369
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,190
-Mm.
-Yeah, I'm finished.
370
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,092
You remind me of him,
Steve.
371
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,994
[ Glasses thud ]
372
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:22,329
Okay.
373
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,531
**
374
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,399
Oh.
There goes the hat.
375
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:30,437
My sweet...Luther.
376
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,871
Shit.
377
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:34,374
Oh!
[ Thud ]
378
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,344
**
379
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:39,312
[ Indistinct talking ]
380
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,085
We tallied the votes.
381
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:47,720
-It's a tie.
-What?
382
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:50,590
Fourteen votes a piece.
Two for Ballers.
383
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,625
Can't spoil
without a majority.
384
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:54,727
It's pirate's code.
385
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,229
Sorry, bro.
386
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,430
Nice.
387
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,266
[ Indistinct conversations ]
388
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,101
No!!!
389
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:03,937
Spoil it!
Tell us what happens!
390
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,905
Jess --
what are you doing?!
391
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,108
Todd,
I lied to you, okay?
392
00:15:08,141 --> 00:15:11,578
I kept watching
Game of Thrones...without you.
393
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,779
What?
394
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:16,249
How long
has this been going on?
395
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:19,252
A season.
Maybe a season and a half.
396
00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:21,654
Was it a season
or a season and a half?!
397
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:23,656
It was a season and a half,
okay?!
398
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,092
I'm sorry.
399
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,793
Oh, shit.
400
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,161
[ Chuckles ]
But...how?
401
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:30,163
I mean,
when would you have even --
402
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,432
**
403
00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:34,667
Oh, my god.
404
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,669
Sunday night pilates.
405
00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:39,006
There was no pilates.
406
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,241
I would never
do that to you.
407
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:42,142
What?
408
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,911
I don't like Ballers,
Todd.
409
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,480
I don't know
if I ever did.
410
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:49,782
**
411
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,418
Spoil it.
412
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:54,287
No, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
[ Applause ]
413
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:58,791
Exterior. Night.
The Wall.
414
00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:01,661
A howl pierces
through the darkness --
415
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,929
[ Howls ]
416
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,832
It's Ghost,
Jon's direwolf.
417
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:08,968
What the hell?
Is this even the same river?
418
00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:12,172
How the hell did I get lost?
419
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,207
**
420
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,509
[ Bird calling ]
421
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,413
Florence!
422
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:25,618
Flooooreeeence!
423
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,819
Emma?!
424
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:29,289
Down here!
425
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,725
It's me!
Your best friend Emma!
426
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,229
Why are you a...rock?!
427
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:38,265
Because
I'm your rock.
428
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:40,800
'Cause that's what
you said earlier.
429
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,703
That I was "your rock."
430
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:47,240
Look, I don't [bleep] know, man.
We're in your head.
431
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,110
**
432
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,813
I'm so sorry
I let you die.
433
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,014
Let me die?
434
00:16:55,048 --> 00:16:56,849
You risked your life
trying to save me --
435
00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:58,185
But I failed!
436
00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:02,855
And now you're dead,
and a stupid rock.
437
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:06,359
Karen's right.
I'm useless.
438
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:10,363
Hey. You were the most devoted
friend I ever had.
439
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:13,233
You think that loyalty
was useless?
440
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:15,868
Florence,
these people need you.
441
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:18,205
Even if they don't
always act like it.
442
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,807
**
443
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,213
Thanks, Em.
444
00:17:26,246 --> 00:17:30,016
So...do you wanna, like, throw
me in the river or some shit?
445
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,085
Like a goodbye --
446
00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:33,553
Yeah.
447
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,223
**
448
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,990
Bye, Em.
449
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,900
**
450
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,269
Oh, my God!
451
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,239
Oh, my God.
452
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,607
[ Dramatic music playing ]
453
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,141
**
454
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,880
[ Men chanting ]
455
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,636
[ Chanting continues ]
456
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:16,155
[ Both imitating dragons ]
457
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:21,894
And with that,
Daenerys finally sets sail...
458
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,796
to Westeros.
459
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,031
End of season.
460
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,032
Oh, my god!
[ Applause ]
461
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,567
-Wow.
-Come on.
462
00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:33,540
Gentlemen, that was...
incredible!
463
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:35,475
Do you watch Suits?
464
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,343
What?
465
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,845
Nobody watches "Suits," man.
Damn!
466
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,714
Fair enough.
Th-Thanks!
467
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:43,983
Jess...I was wrong.
468
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,185
Maybe if I hadn't
made us stop watching,
469
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,488
you wouldn't have been
tempted to --
470
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,490
Shhhhh.
471
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,891
We'll start again.
472
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,560
Hell yeah.
473
00:19:53,593 --> 00:19:56,195
**
474
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,001
Khaleesi!
475
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,471
**
476
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,749
They have water!
477
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,018
[ Cheers and applause ]
478
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,489
**
479
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:30,363
Well
that was pleasurable --
480
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,265
Here's what's
going to happen.
481
00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:35,067
You'll come by my tent
every night, after dark,
482
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,903
and sing me that song.
483
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,971
What's in it for me?
484
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:42,108
I'm kidding!
Obviously, sex, isn't it?
485
00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:43,876
With you.
486
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,545
We're finished here.
487
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,814
O-kay.
Just get my pants.
488
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:51,217
Oh, and, um, Steve?
489
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:55,388
You tell anyone about this --
I'll kill you.
490
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:56,489
**
491
00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,658
Not the first time
I've heard that, actually.
492
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,928
Back home, they used to call me
"The Silent Lover."
493
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,430
-Leave.
-Yep.
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