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[SOFT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ There has been
But one true love
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♪ In my baby's arms
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Ugh.
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Did I drool on ya?
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[CHUCKLES]
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- I don't mind.
- [SCOFFS]
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♪ And I got the hands
To hold onto them
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♪ There has been
But one true love ♪
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DRIVER: See ya later.
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[HORN HONKING]
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I'm fuckin' starving.
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
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[UPBEAT LATIN MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
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We could share a candy.
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Dipstix?
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There's only one dip stick.
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I don't wanna give you
my spit germs.
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Too late.
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How about these?
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Nah, they got that
coconut asshole taste.
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They got Sour Straws.
Those split easy.
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WAYNE: Yeah, grab 'em.
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Holy shit.
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What?
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They got free coffee.
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And little milks.
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That's creamer, ya dummy.
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Tastes good, though.
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Ugh.
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Maybe it's too hot for coffee.
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Fuckin' Florida.
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Hey, you should get some shorts.
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I don't wear shorts.
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- Ever?
- Never.
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What do you wear at the beach?
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I don't know.
I ain't never
been to the beach.
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At least not as a bigger person.
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What'd you wear
when you were
a littler person?
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Pants.
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Okay. How far is the beach?
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We're going.
Pants or no pants.
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They got maps.
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All right. Looks like
the beach is this far.
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How far is this?
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- Pretty far.
- But once we get that car...
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
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Whoo! Come on, fuckers.
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Eh, grab a 30 rack
and 'em Flamin' Hots.
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Oh, and grab an ice bag.
I'mma get the blunt wraps.
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Yeah.
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About to eat
mint chocolate chip
and get high as fuck.
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Oh.
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Go right ahead.
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Eh! [SLAMS COUNTER]
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Gimme them Grape Swishy Boys.
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You gonna pay
for them this time?
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How about, you be
the Swishy Boys
gettin' motherfucker
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and shut the fuck up?
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- [DOORBELL CHIMES]
- [REGGIE GIGGLES]
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Come on.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Sour.
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Here.
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You want some coffee?
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[GIGGLES]
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[LAUGHING]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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REGGIE: What the fuck?
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Better clean that shit
off my car, bitch.
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Your car?
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Fuck's askin'?
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[THEME MUSIC RESUMES]
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[CRACKS KNUCKLES]
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[THEME MUSIC CONTINUES]
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[CHUCKLES]
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[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Last chance, motherfucker.
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Clean it.
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[MUSIC STOPS]
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[CAR HOOD SQUEAKING]
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Man, there's no way
you can chug a beer
in two seconds.
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Not in my mouth.
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Would you two
stop butt chuggin'
in my fuckin' house?
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You're lucky ice melts.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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What the fuck was that?
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My dad's car.
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Are you fuckin' kiddin' me?
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That... That's the car?
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The one that's drivin' away?
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It was gold.
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You never told me
it was fuckin' gold.
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[STAMMERING] What the fuck?
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What are we gonna do?
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We gonna go get it, or what?
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Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
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I cannot believe
you let that
car get away.
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Came all the way to
fuckin' Florida for you to let
that fuckin' car get away.
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How the hell are we
gonna find 'em now?
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[DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC
PLAYS INTERMITTENTLY]
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- [DOOR OPENS]
- [DOORBELL CHIMES]
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Let's go.
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[COUNTRY MUSIC
PLAYING ON CAR STEREO]
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Check it. Those twins
posted something. Look.
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Hey, I'm driving.
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Richmond Hill Hospital,
where's that?
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I'm guessing somewhere
around Richmond Hill.
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And that's an hour and a half
drive behind us.
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Well, good.
That means we're that
much closer to Florida
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than those Neanderthals.
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We're comin' for ya, Wayne!
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Hey! You can't yell
at the driver.
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Jeez.
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This hospital's hashtag
got some wild shit on it.
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Damn.
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This used to be
a dude's face, look.
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Hey! Get that out
of my fucking face!
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I'm fucking driving, Orlando!
Jesus Christ!
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You're gonna fucking
kill both of us!
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Shoot.
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Three fucks
and the Lord's name in vain.
What's wrong with you?
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I'm sorry, bud.
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I'm starvin'.
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Why is nothin' open?
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Maybe because
we're in the Bible Belt
on a Sunday?
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Nothing's open.
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I gotta eat soon.
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Once my blood sugar dips,
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I'm just not my
usual fun lovin' self.
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Look, if you get tired,
I could drive.
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You're not driving.
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All right, look. You need
a hot meal at any time
of the day, guaranteed?
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There's only one place
for you to go.
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A strip club?
You want me to eat
food in a strip club?
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There is zero chance
I'm going in there.
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And even less
of a chance you are.
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It's not funny, Orlando.
I told you about
my blood sugar.
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I'm serious, I'm hungry.
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And you bring me
to a strip club.
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[SNIFFS]
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Jesus.
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Are they making ribs in there?
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[SNIFFING]
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I think the strip club
has a smoker.
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[LAUGHING] Hey!
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All right. All right.
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Just real quick.
We'll just go in quick.
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
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Oh, man.
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Gotta admit, it's pretty cool.
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All right, here's
what we're gonna do.
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It's an old car,
so I can hot-wire it.
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You get in the passenger side,
lay low while I sneak around,
fire it up.
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We'll be out of here
before they can say,
"What the fuck?"
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Wayne?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Yeah.
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Hot-wire.
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Wayne, what're you doing?
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Wayne.
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Oh, shit. It's coffee boy.
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- Yo, whatchoo doin' with our beers, homie?
- Fucker.
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Hey, you touch one more beer,
I'm gonna kick your ass, bro.
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It's tea time, motherfucker.
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[BOTH WHOOPING]
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Wayne.
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- Little bitch.
- Let's get this fucking party started!
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Come on, Chamomile,
show him what Ocala all about.
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[DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
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You fucked up now, coffee boy.
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Shouldn't have done that, bitch.
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[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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You got knocked the fuck out!
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[CACKLES]
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[DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES]
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I never dropped your beer.
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What the fuck?
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[ALL EXCLAIMING]
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Shit.
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[GRUNTING]
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[ALL EXCLAIM]
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Oh, fuck!
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Who the fuck you think you is?
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WOMAN: Hey.
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Hey!
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What the fuck is goin' on?
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Holy fucking shit.
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Well, you look
just like your father.
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[SUCKS TEETH]
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MAUREEN:
Isn't this nice, hmm?
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Everybody sitting together,
like family supper.
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[MAUREEN CHUCKLES]
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There's fruit in the salad.
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MAUREEN: Yeah, I know,
it's, um, part of that
food pyramid or whatever.
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You know, maybe it's good
that the party was canceled
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because it's just more for us.
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That's right.
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And I don't know why I'm always
feeding those animals anyway.
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Those are my friends, Mama.
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MAUREEN: Well, one of
your "friends" took a dump
in my nice plant pot.
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- Mama?
- MAUREEN: Mmm.
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Can you cut
the meat off my ribs?
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- What?
- You know you do it like I like.
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Oh, come on.
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What's the matter with you?
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Cutting meat for you, weirdo.
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He come outta you?
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00:11:48,273 --> 00:11:51,043
Huh? Him? No.
This is Calvin's boy
from before.
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CALVIN: Reggie comes
out of what I call
an "F'd up relationship."
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I F'd up and had relations
with someone after
too many tallboys.
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Oh, my God.
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Well, it must a relief
he's not yours.
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No offense.
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None taken. [CLICKS TONGUE]
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Hey, coffee boy,
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[SUCKS TEETH]
got lucky today.
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[SUCKS TEETH]
Almost got took'd out
by Chamomile.
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Why do you call him Chamomile?
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'Cause he puts
motherfuckers to sleep.
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- I'm still awake.
- For now.
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Wow. Does anybody
want more potato salad?
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'Cause it's so good,
it's very fancy,
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it's got the skin still on,
it's got those tiny
little green...
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00:12:23,774 --> 00:12:25,376
Oh, my God.
I'm sorry,
do you not care
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how your son's been doing
for the past 11 goddamn years?
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Has it been 11 goddamn years?
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00:12:33,217 --> 00:12:34,052
Really?
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You know,
I noticed you was taller.
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00:12:35,386 --> 00:12:37,822
Oh, yeah, since he was five?
That's kinda how it works.
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- CALVIN: Hey.
- Okay, that was a joke
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And I thought it was good.
[LAUGHS]
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- Stop.
- DEL: You know what?
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You should really stop
laying out in the sun.
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Your orange skin's
distractin' me
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from your one fake tit that's
bigger than the other fake tit.
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- All right.
- What the fuck?
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- CALVIN: Calm down.
- You think ya better than me?
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- Do you think you're better than me?
- Hey. Shh.
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- Calm...
- Dad's dead.
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Cancer. From his job.
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00:13:12,923 --> 00:13:14,960
Yeah, he always
worked too much.
[CHUCKLES]
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I told him. I said,
"Those... Those fumes,
they're gonna get ya."
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Which worked out in my favor.
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Just saying.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well, may he rest in peace.
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Right?
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00:13:34,779 --> 00:13:36,782
Who wants dessert?
Everybody saving room?
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00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:38,383
'Cause I got Entenmanns.
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Fuckin' A.
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- REGGIE: Mama?
- MAUREEN: What?
254
00:13:40,985 --> 00:13:43,422
Can you get me
some more Hi-C, please?
255
00:13:43,455 --> 00:13:44,456
Sure.
256
00:13:47,426 --> 00:13:48,427
[EXHALES] Right.
257
00:13:54,765 --> 00:13:56,701
[SCREAMING]
258
00:13:56,735 --> 00:13:58,437
[PAINED GROANING]
259
00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:02,240
[SUCKS TEETH]
260
00:14:03,441 --> 00:14:06,312
[UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
261
00:14:08,813 --> 00:14:10,215
Hi.
262
00:14:10,248 --> 00:14:11,950
You ain't gettin' in here,
little man.
263
00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:13,384
I'm Krystal's kid.
264
00:14:20,225 --> 00:14:21,058
Fifteen bucks.
265
00:14:21,092 --> 00:14:22,860
I'm Krystal's accountant.
266
00:14:22,894 --> 00:14:24,596
Then write that shit off.
267
00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,134
Can I get a receipt?
268
00:14:31,102 --> 00:14:32,169
It was just a joke.
269
00:14:32,203 --> 00:14:35,306
Just a little accountant humor.
270
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,609
[CHUCKLES]
271
00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:38,277
There you go.
272
00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:40,846
Good day.
273
00:14:40,879 --> 00:14:43,682
How did you know
there was gonna be a Krystal?
274
00:14:43,715 --> 00:14:45,484
Dude, there's always a Krystal.
275
00:14:48,419 --> 00:14:49,554
MAN: I see you, baby.
276
00:14:50,522 --> 00:14:52,990
Oh, yeah! I love it!
277
00:14:53,024 --> 00:14:55,661
These places,
they never made
sense to me.
278
00:14:55,693 --> 00:14:57,328
You got all these women.
279
00:14:57,361 --> 00:14:59,129
- They get their clothes off.
- Mmm-hmm.
280
00:14:59,163 --> 00:15:02,400
Okay? They never ever
would do it with you.
281
00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:05,169
And you pay them
your money, you get up,
282
00:15:05,202 --> 00:15:08,206
you go home,
you're all worked up.
283
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,309
It's like payin' a restaurant
to smell the food.
284
00:15:11,342 --> 00:15:14,913
Dude, could you just shut up
and enjoy the nekkid?
285
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:16,981
What's "the nekkid"?
286
00:15:18,716 --> 00:15:20,119
The nekkid, you know?
287
00:15:20,717 --> 00:15:22,453
Look, there's the buffet.
288
00:15:25,957 --> 00:15:27,225
"The naked."
289
00:15:28,092 --> 00:15:29,695
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
290
00:15:32,996 --> 00:15:34,566
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
291
00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:35,799
Few rules.
292
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,402
- Never take the top plate.
- Yeah.
293
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,070
- Always use the tongs.
- Yeah, yeah.
294
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,572
- And never get the last of anything.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
295
00:15:41,605 --> 00:15:43,290
There's always
a fresh batch on its way.
296
00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:44,975
Uh-huh. Yeah. [MUMBLES]
297
00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:46,044
Ow!
298
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,078
Hey. What'd I just say?
299
00:15:47,111 --> 00:15:48,514
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
300
00:15:52,517 --> 00:15:53,519
[SIGHS]
301
00:15:54,786 --> 00:15:57,254
Well, that was fuckin'
delightful.
302
00:15:57,288 --> 00:15:59,057
What are we still doing here?
303
00:16:00,158 --> 00:16:01,192
She made us supper.
304
00:16:01,225 --> 00:16:03,095
Oh, yeah, mother
of the fuckin' year.
305
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,764
Now, can we please take the car
and get the hell out of here?
306
00:16:05,797 --> 00:16:07,065
REGGIE: There you fuckin' is.
307
00:16:07,097 --> 00:16:09,667
[CHUCKLES] Hey,
you wanna see something?
308
00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:11,836
Depends what it is.
309
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,337
It's my birthday present.
310
00:16:13,370 --> 00:16:16,240
[SUCKS TEETH]
I'm taking your boyfriend.
311
00:16:19,911 --> 00:16:21,480
Come on, bitch. Hurry up.
312
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:26,618
MAUREEN: Oh.
313
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,352
You two go play nice, huh?
314
00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:30,288
- REGGIE: Yes, Mama.
- [LAUGHS]
315
00:16:30,322 --> 00:16:32,590
I could use some help
with the dishes in there.
316
00:16:32,624 --> 00:16:36,128
Oh, okay. You want me
to go get your husband
or whatever he is?
317
00:16:36,561 --> 00:16:37,794
Yeah, sure.
318
00:16:37,828 --> 00:16:40,698
If it ain't a car or my tits,
he ain't puttin'
his hands on it.
319
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,067
Thanks for that picture.
320
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,605
I'll tell you something else.
321
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:50,040
Ever since I started
wearing these rubber gloves
to do dishes,
322
00:16:50,073 --> 00:16:52,210
my nails, they just
don't break so much.
323
00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:54,913
- Oh, is that right?
- Yeah, and I used to be a manicurist.
324
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:59,850
Hey, you know how everyone
thinks that their toes
are the most disgusting?
325
00:16:59,884 --> 00:17:02,364
- Well, they're right.
- Oh, wow, that's a great story, Maureen.
326
00:17:02,388 --> 00:17:03,989
Maybe they'll make
a movie out of it.
327
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,589
[CHUCKLES]
328
00:17:05,623 --> 00:17:07,592
But what was my worst job?
329
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:08,527
Let's see.
330
00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:10,394
What the fuck
is wrong with this thing?
331
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,597
There's nothing wrong
with that thing.
332
00:17:13,631 --> 00:17:15,232
I made that. Yeah.
333
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,233
Jesus.
334
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:19,270
I did. I took a pottery class
at the rec center.
335
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:21,440
And I thought
it was gonna be
like Ghost.
336
00:17:21,472 --> 00:17:22,539
But you know what?
337
00:17:22,574 --> 00:17:24,875
I didn't see a single
Patrick Swayze.
338
00:17:24,909 --> 00:17:26,009
[LAUGHS]
339
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,077
So I quit.
340
00:17:27,111 --> 00:17:28,380
I didn't need that.
341
00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:30,249
That shit's
harder than it looks.
342
00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:32,151
What's hard? Showing up?
343
00:17:32,549 --> 00:17:33,652
What?
344
00:17:33,684 --> 00:17:36,354
Aw, look at you.
You got a mouth on you.
You know what?
345
00:17:36,387 --> 00:17:38,122
You know who
you remind me of?
Me.
346
00:17:38,155 --> 00:17:40,191
Oh, yeah? You remind me
of my Aunt Linda.
347
00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:41,792
Oh, yeah? She liked
to make pottery?
348
00:17:41,826 --> 00:17:43,327
No, she liked to make meth.
349
00:17:43,361 --> 00:17:46,632
Also left the family.
Then she blew herself up
in a shitty trailer.
350
00:17:49,201 --> 00:17:51,134
I don't gotta
explain myself to you.
351
00:17:51,169 --> 00:17:52,403
Yeah, you're right.
352
00:17:52,436 --> 00:17:54,539
I ain't the one
you gotta explain anything to.
353
00:17:54,939 --> 00:17:56,406
Well,
354
00:17:56,441 --> 00:17:59,377
he seemed like
he turned out just fine.
355
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,621
You don't know
anything about him.
356
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,948
My life was
very complicated back then.
357
00:18:02,980 --> 00:18:04,082
Jesus fucking Christ.
358
00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:06,250
Everybody's life
is fucking complicated.
359
00:18:06,284 --> 00:18:07,884
You know?
It don't make it right.
360
00:18:07,919 --> 00:18:09,621
You runnin' out on your family.
361
00:18:11,055 --> 00:18:12,490
Oh, yeah?
362
00:18:12,523 --> 00:18:13,592
Where's your family?
363
00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:19,431
[BOWL SHATTERS]
364
00:18:21,531 --> 00:18:22,567
Whoops.
365
00:18:29,874 --> 00:18:31,041
[CHUCKLING]
366
00:18:31,075 --> 00:18:32,577
I'm just fuckin' with you.
367
00:18:34,979 --> 00:18:36,181
Here she is.
368
00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:43,154
[SOFT DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
369
00:18:50,862 --> 00:18:52,263
CALVIN: She's a beauty.
370
00:18:53,564 --> 00:18:55,567
[GRUNTS]
371
00:18:55,599 --> 00:18:59,369
Did some head work
to get the horsepower over 325.
372
00:18:59,403 --> 00:19:01,571
One of the few
gas guzzlers left.
373
00:19:01,605 --> 00:19:06,144
Till all of them
fuckin' hippies got all uppity
about the environment.
374
00:19:06,178 --> 00:19:07,345
Fuckin' hippies.
375
00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:09,646
[SIGHS] It's a relic
from another era.
376
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,384
Plus the backseat's good
to do the fuckin' in.
377
00:19:16,854 --> 00:19:19,723
So, Wayne, [SIGHS]
378
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:23,528
- you come all this way just to have a salad with fruit in it?
- REGGIE: Hmm?
379
00:19:26,897 --> 00:19:28,266
You like cars?
380
00:19:28,299 --> 00:19:29,334
Certain ones.
381
00:19:29,366 --> 00:19:30,602
Know anything about 'em?
382
00:19:30,635 --> 00:19:32,136
Certain ones.
383
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:33,904
Well, this one runs hot.
384
00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:34,972
Real hot.
385
00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:36,875
- You don't want it to overheat.
- Mmm-mmm.
386
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:42,447
Top it off.
387
00:19:48,586 --> 00:19:52,423
You know, Reg, I actually got
this car from Wayne's old man.
388
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:53,490
No shit.
389
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:55,426
He loved it.
390
00:19:55,460 --> 00:19:57,627
But it just became
too much for him to handle.
391
00:19:57,662 --> 00:19:59,064
Damn.
392
00:19:59,096 --> 00:20:00,198
Not what I heard.
393
00:20:00,230 --> 00:20:02,066
Oh, yeah? What'd you hear?
394
00:20:02,099 --> 00:20:03,167
That you stole it.
395
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:04,236
[BOTH LAUGHING]
396
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,971
- "Stole."
- "Stole."
397
00:20:06,003 --> 00:20:07,904
That don't sound right.
398
00:20:07,939 --> 00:20:09,708
Seeing as though I got the title
399
00:20:12,176 --> 00:20:13,478
and the keys.
400
00:20:13,511 --> 00:20:14,445
Oh, shit.
401
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,580
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
402
00:20:16,614 --> 00:20:17,682
Thanks, Daddy.
403
00:20:21,452 --> 00:20:22,886
Well, I got a bunch of postcards
404
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:25,656
with a picture of a dickhead
and his stupid mustache on 'em.
405
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:30,728
Fuck!
406
00:20:30,761 --> 00:20:34,298
Hey, keep your punk bitch-ass
hands off my baby.
407
00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:39,938
You're out of coolant, dickhead.
408
00:20:42,106 --> 00:20:43,925
Daddy, I... I will whip
that boy's ass...
409
00:20:43,926 --> 00:20:45,743
Shut the fuck up, Reggie.
410
00:20:51,682 --> 00:20:53,651
What happened?
411
00:20:53,684 --> 00:20:56,622
Ah, don't worry.
Nothing broke
but this ugly bowl.
412
00:21:00,491 --> 00:21:01,576
Hey, I got it. I got it.
413
00:21:01,577 --> 00:21:02,661
I don't mind.
414
00:21:18,108 --> 00:21:19,644
No pics of you up there.
415
00:21:25,182 --> 00:21:26,517
You're so stupid.
416
00:21:26,549 --> 00:21:28,252
I got more pictures, you know,
417
00:21:28,286 --> 00:21:30,255
of you, from when
you was little.
418
00:21:30,288 --> 00:21:31,823
Come on. Yeah.
419
00:21:33,991 --> 00:21:36,394
That's one ugly-ass fish.
420
00:21:36,427 --> 00:21:38,229
Does it sing a song
or somethin'?
421
00:21:38,261 --> 00:21:39,998
Oh. No, that's real.
422
00:21:40,030 --> 00:21:42,433
I mean, it was real.
423
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:45,036
The boys caught it.
They love noodling.
424
00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:46,771
What the fuck is "noodling"?
425
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,606
Oh, wait, I don't care.
426
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,342
Ah! Ka-blam.
427
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:52,443
Here we go.
428
00:21:52,477 --> 00:21:53,778
C'mere, handsome.
429
00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:56,682
Look how cute you were.
430
00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:58,148
DEL: Still is.
431
00:21:58,182 --> 00:21:59,983
How's a baby get a shiner?
432
00:22:00,018 --> 00:22:02,953
Gave it to himself. Yeah.
433
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,755
Took your father's hammer,
434
00:22:04,788 --> 00:22:07,625
went after your Big Wheel,
tried to bash it.
435
00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:11,528
[LAUGHING] Took one swing
at that big plastic tire
436
00:22:11,561 --> 00:22:14,464
and the hammer bounces back.
Bam. Right in the eye.
437
00:22:14,498 --> 00:22:16,401
Maybe somebody should've
been watchin' him.
438
00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:18,502
You loved to carry
that hammer everywhere.
439
00:22:18,536 --> 00:22:21,071
I... I never understood
why you loved it so much,
440
00:22:21,105 --> 00:22:26,510
but maybe 'cause it had
your father's name scratched
into the handle, I think.
441
00:22:27,144 --> 00:22:28,212
And my name.
442
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:29,280
Yeah.
443
00:22:29,314 --> 00:22:32,416
Yeah, sweetie, I know.
You wiseass.
444
00:22:35,185 --> 00:22:36,454
Remember this?
445
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,499
When your brother
tried to dress
you up like a clown?
446
00:22:38,522 --> 00:22:40,892
But instead of using makeup,
447
00:22:41,358 --> 00:22:42,961
he used nail polish.
448
00:22:43,227 --> 00:22:44,328
Huh?
449
00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:46,597
And not the cheap stuff,
not the Wet n Wild.
450
00:22:46,631 --> 00:22:48,432
Like, the pricey shit.
451
00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:53,003
[SIGHS] I went apeshit
when I came home
and saw what he did to you.
452
00:22:53,037 --> 00:22:55,605
Took a whole bottle of acetone
just to get that off.
453
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,173
Must have burned like hell.
454
00:22:57,208 --> 00:22:58,576
MAUREEN:
That was the crazy part.
455
00:22:58,609 --> 00:23:01,380
I'm just rubbin'
this nail polish remover
all over his face
456
00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:04,082
and he's just sitting there,
lookin' up at me, smiling.
457
00:23:05,016 --> 00:23:06,284
Didn't cry once.
458
00:23:06,317 --> 00:23:08,685
You used nail polish remover
on his face?
459
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,422
Well, the rubbin' alcohol
didn't work.
460
00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:12,423
Doesn't matter.
461
00:23:12,457 --> 00:23:16,059
You still got a nice face
underneath all them bruises
and shit.
462
00:23:16,094 --> 00:23:17,395
[SNIFFING]
463
00:23:18,362 --> 00:23:19,663
Oh, Jesus Christ.
464
00:23:19,696 --> 00:23:21,900
[LAUGHING] Your hair
smells so terrible.
465
00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:25,068
It's okay.
466
00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:27,738
Let's get you some, uh,
shampoo and some bathroom
shit, you know.
467
00:23:27,771 --> 00:23:30,575
Acetone-free, I promise.
Come on.
468
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:44,355
DEL: I hate it.
469
00:23:44,387 --> 00:23:46,156
[CHUCKLES]
470
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:49,759
Look, they got
that shower gel that's
got mangoes. [SIGHS]
471
00:23:49,794 --> 00:23:51,061
Oh, yeah.
472
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,130
MAUREEN: Oh.
473
00:23:52,163 --> 00:23:53,798
You know, we already
got shower gel.
474
00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:57,102
It ain't all tutti-frutti,
but, you know, it'll do.
475
00:23:57,902 --> 00:23:59,037
[CHUCKLES]
476
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,042
What are we doin' here?
477
00:24:06,611 --> 00:24:07,811
Shoppin', I guess?
478
00:24:07,845 --> 00:24:09,480
Yeah, I know.
I can see that, but...
479
00:24:09,512 --> 00:24:11,057
MAUREEN: Wayne,
you gotta come see this.
480
00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:12,717
How stupid is this shirt?
481
00:24:13,317 --> 00:24:15,286
"Saturyays"? Fuck you.
482
00:24:15,318 --> 00:24:17,230
You know what?
Your father sees
somebody in this shirt,
483
00:24:17,255 --> 00:24:18,355
he'd beat his ass.
484
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:19,723
I'd beat my own ass.
485
00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,525
[LAUGHING]
486
00:24:21,558 --> 00:24:22,928
Ah, yeah, you would.
487
00:24:24,162 --> 00:24:25,395
Oh, my God.
488
00:24:25,429 --> 00:24:28,232
You got the exact
same smile as him.
489
00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:30,401
Double line here,
single line there.
490
00:24:30,433 --> 00:24:31,568
[SIGHS]
491
00:24:31,602 --> 00:24:34,072
Oh, I used to love that smile.
492
00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:36,007
Till he went and got
all his teeth knocked out
493
00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:37,951
- at that hockey game in Taunton.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
494
00:24:37,974 --> 00:24:40,244
You know, your father
was a real hothead.
495
00:24:40,845 --> 00:24:41,846
Yeah.
496
00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:43,481
Yeah.
497
00:24:44,682 --> 00:24:46,250
We gotta take a picture.
498
00:24:47,251 --> 00:24:49,019
We do. We gotta do it. Uh...
499
00:24:50,422 --> 00:24:53,191
Hey, Del,
take my phone. C'mon.
500
00:24:55,359 --> 00:24:56,560
Here we go.
501
00:24:56,861 --> 00:24:57,694
Mmm!
502
00:24:57,728 --> 00:24:59,096
- [SHUTTER CLICKS]
- Cheese.
503
00:24:59,130 --> 00:25:00,664
Oops, cut your head off.
504
00:25:00,698 --> 00:25:02,032
Well, take another one.
505
00:25:04,367 --> 00:25:05,804
Okay, here we go.
506
00:25:05,836 --> 00:25:06,837
Mwah.
507
00:25:07,305 --> 00:25:08,973
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
508
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:10,040
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
509
00:25:11,174 --> 00:25:13,845
Aw. My finger's in the photo.
510
00:25:13,877 --> 00:25:15,814
- Hmm?
- I'm not takin' another one.
511
00:25:16,347 --> 00:25:18,016
[GASPS] Mmm...
512
00:25:18,048 --> 00:25:19,951
Me and my handsome boy.
513
00:25:19,983 --> 00:25:21,952
I mean, I look like
garbage, but whatever.
514
00:25:21,987 --> 00:25:26,423
No, I do. Still, this one's
goin' on the fridge.
515
00:25:26,457 --> 00:25:28,660
For sure. Definitely.
516
00:25:28,692 --> 00:25:32,096
All right. While you're in
Florida, gotta get your shorts,
right? Come on.
517
00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:34,132
- Wayne don't ever wear shorts...
- Okay.
518
00:25:35,799 --> 00:25:36,835
Really?
519
00:25:36,867 --> 00:25:38,269
Shorts?
520
00:25:38,302 --> 00:25:39,336
What do you think?
521
00:25:39,369 --> 00:25:41,673
It's got pockets.
It's good, right?
522
00:25:41,705 --> 00:25:44,575
- WAYNE: Okay.
- MAUREEN: Got a... Comes with a belt.
523
00:25:44,607 --> 00:25:45,893
Yeah? I mean, these...
524
00:25:45,894 --> 00:25:47,177
WAYNE: Yeah.
525
00:25:47,211 --> 00:25:50,815
♪ Headstone
Headstone
526
00:25:52,683 --> 00:25:55,352
♪ I got to put him
In the cold, cold ground
527
00:25:55,385 --> 00:25:57,454
♪ In the cold, cold ground
528
00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:59,624
♪ Oh, heaven ♪
529
00:25:59,656 --> 00:26:01,991
[UPBEAT MUSIC
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]
530
00:26:02,026 --> 00:26:04,494
Hey, Stacey, let me know
if I'm in your way.
531
00:26:04,528 --> 00:26:06,196
- [CHUCKLES]
- By the way,
532
00:26:06,230 --> 00:26:09,067
I really appreciate
how you spelled out
the alphabet
533
00:26:09,099 --> 00:26:11,469
with your body
up there on the pole.
534
00:26:11,502 --> 00:26:14,071
I was an educator.
It's not lost on me.
535
00:26:14,571 --> 00:26:15,807
Where's the kid?
536
00:26:17,909 --> 00:26:20,076
I said, where's
the motherfuckin' kid?
537
00:26:20,111 --> 00:26:22,779
I know, I was taught not to
speak with my mouth full.
538
00:26:22,813 --> 00:26:25,516
Maybe you could
learn some manners.
539
00:26:25,549 --> 00:26:27,684
- Motherfucker. I'll fucking fuck you up.
- Hey!
540
00:26:27,718 --> 00:26:28,920
How's that for manners?
541
00:26:28,952 --> 00:26:30,788
Uh, needs some work.
What'd the kid do?
542
00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:34,858
That little shit charged
a round of drinks and a cash
advance in my fuckin' name.
543
00:26:34,892 --> 00:26:37,228
Oh, uh... Hey, Krystal.
544
00:26:37,261 --> 00:26:40,097
I haven't seen you
since your last
tax appointment.
545
00:26:40,131 --> 00:26:42,967
By the way, I have some
documents I need you
to sign in the car.
546
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:44,701
Bitch, I don't fuckin' know you.
547
00:26:44,734 --> 00:26:46,738
I don't know you
or that stupid-ass kid,
548
00:26:46,770 --> 00:26:48,272
egg-headed motherfucker.
549
00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:49,240
Where is he?
550
00:26:49,272 --> 00:26:50,290
I... I don't...
551
00:26:50,291 --> 00:26:51,307
Where's the fuckin' kid?
552
00:26:51,342 --> 00:26:53,111
- I don't know.
- Say again?
553
00:26:54,278 --> 00:26:56,480
Yo, the little motherfucker's
in the champagne room.
554
00:26:56,513 --> 00:26:57,882
- What?
- What?
555
00:26:57,914 --> 00:27:00,018
And I got you some
tighty-whities.
556
00:27:00,818 --> 00:27:02,452
What? Don't be shy.
557
00:27:02,486 --> 00:27:04,422
There's no shame
in having clean drawers.
558
00:27:04,454 --> 00:27:07,791
[CLEARS THROAT]
Excuse me, miss. I need to
check the young lady's bag.
559
00:27:07,825 --> 00:27:09,727
Why? What's the problem?
560
00:27:09,759 --> 00:27:11,194
This girl was stealing.
561
00:27:11,229 --> 00:27:12,230
MAUREEN: What?
562
00:27:14,031 --> 00:27:15,200
Beard oil?
563
00:27:15,232 --> 00:27:17,867
Uh... Okay.
I'm sure there's some
misunderstanding.
564
00:27:17,902 --> 00:27:20,672
She obviously ain't
got no beard. Yet.
565
00:27:20,704 --> 00:27:22,339
Sorry, ma'am.
We got it on camera.
566
00:27:22,373 --> 00:27:24,607
They got it on camera.
567
00:27:24,642 --> 00:27:26,944
Why you break my heart
like this, huh?
568
00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:28,512
Oh, God.
569
00:27:28,546 --> 00:27:30,047
Kids do such dumb shit.
570
00:27:30,079 --> 00:27:33,018
I mean, I know I did
when I was her age.
571
00:27:33,050 --> 00:27:34,551
Fifteen, right?
572
00:27:34,585 --> 00:27:36,354
Who isn't totally screwed up,
you know?
573
00:27:36,386 --> 00:27:40,090
They got all these hormones.
They're just running wild,
right?
574
00:27:40,124 --> 00:27:42,226
[SIGHS]
575
00:27:42,259 --> 00:27:46,896
Do you think you could
have a heart and just maybe
look the other way?
576
00:27:46,931 --> 00:27:49,867
And I promise I'm gonna
set her down when I get home.
577
00:27:51,268 --> 00:27:52,502
[SIGHS]
578
00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:54,238
Next time,
we will press charges.
579
00:27:54,271 --> 00:27:56,540
Oh, you're a saint.
I could kiss you.
580
00:27:56,574 --> 00:27:57,907
You have my word.
581
00:27:57,942 --> 00:27:59,977
I'm gonna send her
to one of those
Christian camps.
582
00:28:00,009 --> 00:28:02,346
You know, where
they put the Lord in her.
583
00:28:02,380 --> 00:28:03,548
She's not my fucking mother.
584
00:28:03,580 --> 00:28:04,691
Oh, here we go
with that one again.
585
00:28:04,714 --> 00:28:06,718
I've been excommunicated.
586
00:28:08,185 --> 00:28:09,753
Sorry she did that.
587
00:28:09,787 --> 00:28:11,005
Thanks for helping her.
588
00:28:11,006 --> 00:28:12,222
It's no big whoop.
589
00:28:30,674 --> 00:28:32,042
Gonna try on your beard oil?
590
00:28:32,076 --> 00:28:33,611
You gonna try on your shorts?
591
00:28:33,644 --> 00:28:34,978
You're lucky
she stood up for you.
592
00:28:35,011 --> 00:28:36,480
You could've got
in real trouble.
593
00:28:36,513 --> 00:28:38,615
Yeah, she's a real
goddamn peach.
594
00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:40,351
She went out of her way for you.
595
00:28:40,384 --> 00:28:41,424
Didn't fuckin' ask her to.
596
00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:46,324
Why'd you do it?
597
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:51,863
Why'd you start a fight instead
of stealing the goddamn car?
598
00:28:57,701 --> 00:28:59,304
What the hell are we here for?
599
00:29:00,671 --> 00:29:02,507
I found the bus ticket
in your bag.
600
00:29:05,175 --> 00:29:06,176
What?
601
00:29:07,711 --> 00:29:08,746
When?
602
00:29:08,778 --> 00:29:10,280
You're gonna leave me.
603
00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:15,953
Okay, yeah.
604
00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:18,522
Yeah, maybe I needed
a backup plan.
605
00:29:18,556 --> 00:29:23,027
Maybe I wasn't
thinking straight when
I came here with you.
606
00:29:23,059 --> 00:29:25,729
This whole fucking time,
it wasn't even about the car.
607
00:29:25,762 --> 00:29:28,132
It was about
your fucking mother.
You're a liar.
608
00:29:28,164 --> 00:29:29,334
No, I'm not.
609
00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:34,506
I just didn't know
what I wanted and...
610
00:29:34,538 --> 00:29:35,874
Maybe I wanted...
611
00:29:38,942 --> 00:29:40,478
I don't know, it's my family.
612
00:29:41,645 --> 00:29:43,548
Oh, yeah?
613
00:29:43,580 --> 00:29:47,384
Yeah, like the fucking family
that I left to come on
this stupid trip?
614
00:29:48,117 --> 00:29:49,186
For you?
615
00:29:49,753 --> 00:29:51,189
[SIGHS]
616
00:29:53,857 --> 00:29:55,393
She left you once, Wayne.
617
00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,263
She'll do it again.
618
00:30:01,999 --> 00:30:03,500
You left me once.
619
00:30:18,648 --> 00:30:20,351
I'm not fucking
sleeping in here.
620
00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:22,519
Del, you don't have to...
621
00:30:22,553 --> 00:30:24,255
I need to shower.
622
00:30:29,893 --> 00:30:32,096
Okay, all right, we're leaving!
623
00:30:32,128 --> 00:30:33,596
We left!
624
00:30:33,630 --> 00:30:35,833
- Nice shirt.
- Really? You're making fun of my shirt?
625
00:30:35,865 --> 00:30:37,134
You're a shirt shamer.
626
00:30:37,167 --> 00:30:41,005
Nice vest. Let me know
when you kill Jason Bourne.
627
00:30:41,038 --> 00:30:42,240
Well, that was fun.
628
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:43,441
No, that was not fun.
629
00:30:43,473 --> 00:30:44,709
That was not fun!
630
00:30:44,741 --> 00:30:46,777
We could've got arrested
or worse!
631
00:30:46,810 --> 00:30:48,054
ORLANDO:
But we didn't, so chill.
632
00:30:48,077 --> 00:30:50,181
I had to cover
everything you spent.
633
00:30:50,213 --> 00:30:52,150
Okay? I'm a high school
principal.
634
00:30:52,182 --> 00:30:54,919
I don't have
a lot of extra cash
just laying around.
635
00:30:54,952 --> 00:30:56,988
Now, I know you think
you know a lot about life,
636
00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:59,089
like how not to eat
the last shrimp.
637
00:30:59,123 --> 00:31:01,592
But you don't know
shit about real life!
638
00:31:01,625 --> 00:31:03,228
You're just a fucking kid!
639
00:31:04,127 --> 00:31:05,395
Damn.
640
00:31:05,430 --> 00:31:06,931
You hungry again already?
641
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,769
I'm sorry,
I went berserker.
I'm sorry...
642
00:31:11,801 --> 00:31:13,304
I... I'm sorry.
643
00:31:13,336 --> 00:31:15,205
Nah, that's okay.
644
00:31:15,239 --> 00:31:17,141
It's kind of cool to have
someone yell at me.
645
00:31:17,174 --> 00:31:18,175
For once.
646
00:31:18,741 --> 00:31:20,278
My grandma, um...
647
00:31:21,178 --> 00:31:22,512
She got dementia, so...
648
00:31:26,116 --> 00:31:27,951
Jesus, I had no idea.
649
00:31:29,519 --> 00:31:31,355
She thinks I'm 47 years old.
650
00:31:31,922 --> 00:31:33,324
What, for real?
651
00:31:33,356 --> 00:31:34,692
Yeah.
652
00:31:34,724 --> 00:31:38,194
I have to make sure
the bills are paid.
653
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:40,530
You know, make sure
the gas is turned off,
654
00:31:41,231 --> 00:31:43,201
sign the health insurance forms.
655
00:31:44,501 --> 00:31:47,038
Well, no kid should
have to deal with that.
656
00:31:48,105 --> 00:31:49,740
You were lookin' out for me.
657
00:31:49,773 --> 00:31:53,611
It's nice to have someone else
be the grown-up
for once in my life.
658
00:31:53,644 --> 00:31:55,211
I don't know...
659
00:31:55,246 --> 00:31:56,647
You want me
to keep yelling at you?
660
00:31:57,448 --> 00:31:58,449
Nah, I'm good.
661
00:31:59,782 --> 00:32:01,919
Let's go find Wayne.
Yell at him instead.
662
00:32:01,952 --> 00:32:03,497
You want me to take you
for an ice-cream cone first?
663
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,632
If you can find one of those
coin-operated spaceships,
664
00:32:05,655 --> 00:32:06,890
you go on a little ride.
665
00:32:06,923 --> 00:32:08,326
Ah, go fuck yourself.
666
00:32:10,394 --> 00:32:12,363
You know, I think
that Stacey liked me.
667
00:32:12,395 --> 00:32:14,932
You know, like,
like me, like me.
668
00:32:14,965 --> 00:32:17,035
ORLANDO: [LAUGHS] Yeah,
she liked your money, too.
669
00:32:20,604 --> 00:32:23,340
[SOFT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
670
00:32:40,290 --> 00:32:41,392
Del?
671
00:32:43,260 --> 00:32:44,261
Del?
672
00:32:51,301 --> 00:32:56,640
♪ There's a fallen tree
By a creek side
673
00:32:56,673 --> 00:33:01,412
♪ That you laid on, and told me
674
00:33:01,444 --> 00:33:04,181
♪ Don't let the fear
Of losing me
675
00:33:04,213 --> 00:33:07,218
♪ Keep you from moving on
676
00:33:08,286 --> 00:33:09,386
Del?
677
00:33:11,955 --> 00:33:14,592
♪ Far from the prying eyes
678
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:17,528
♪ Of our friends who came
679
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,797
♪ By the fireflies
680
00:33:19,829 --> 00:33:21,999
♪ That show our way
681
00:33:22,032 --> 00:33:25,169
♪ We were starting
To slip away
682
00:33:32,742 --> 00:33:35,012
♪ That's when I was in love
683
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,151
♪ Just for you to hear me play
684
00:33:42,685 --> 00:33:45,556
♪ Starting to realize
685
00:33:47,458 --> 00:33:50,028
♪ I'm the one that doesn't stay
686
00:33:53,896 --> 00:33:57,134
♪ I'm the one that goes away
687
00:33:58,801 --> 00:34:02,472
♪ I'm the one that goes away
688
00:34:03,740 --> 00:34:07,478
♪ I'm the one that goes away
689
00:34:08,512 --> 00:34:12,516
♪ I'm the one that goes away ♪
690
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:24,795
DEL: Next on Wayne...
691
00:34:24,827 --> 00:34:27,331
REGGIE:
So, you come all this way
to eat my fucking cereal?
692
00:34:27,364 --> 00:34:30,134
Or 'cause you miss
your mama or some shit?
693
00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:31,344
I've got my own candle business.
694
00:34:31,367 --> 00:34:34,438
Anyone ask you
to fucking do that?
695
00:34:34,471 --> 00:34:35,556
Jesus fucking Christ!
696
00:34:35,556 --> 00:34:36,639
He's gotta fucking go.
697
00:34:36,672 --> 00:34:40,077
Regardless of how inconvenient
this might be for you,
698
00:34:40,110 --> 00:34:42,079
he's still my fucking kid.
699
00:34:42,112 --> 00:34:43,257
COLE: We're gonna find Wayne...
700
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,556
- Oh, watch out for the dog!
- [SCREAMING]
701
00:34:44,581 --> 00:34:46,416
Looking for a boy
named Wayne McCullough.
702
00:34:46,449 --> 00:34:48,360
- Wayne is in danger.
- DEL: Nobody's fucking with him.
703
00:34:48,385 --> 00:34:52,356
The place is like
a white trash fortress of
meth heads and crocodiles.
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