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( all screaming )
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girl: What the fuck
are you doing?
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( screaming stops )
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( indistinct chatter )
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( Donna clapping)
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All right, now you try.
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( laughs )
I can't do it!
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-Mom, come on.
Yes, you can.
-No!
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Come on!
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- Okay.
- You ready?
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( both laughing )
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- All right.
- Yeah.
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- One...
- Two...
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( both laughing )
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- Okay.
- Okay, one, two...
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Ow! Oh,
I can't do it.
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- I can't do it.
- ( laughs )
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The water...
( sputters )
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gets up my nose and I...
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I start drowning.
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I'm not meant to be upside down.
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Not unless your
father's behind me.
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Oh, Jesus, Ma.
Don't be disgusting.
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How do you think
you got here? ( laughs )
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( chuckles )
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Oh, my God.
Will you stop?
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I think he goes in my school.
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Well, if he goes to your school,
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then you should be the one
flirting with him.
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- I'm good.
- ( Donna sighs )
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Come on, he's half decent.
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Good job, maybe he's got a car.
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I said, I'm good.
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What is it, another boy?
Another girl?
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Jesus, Ma!
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I don't give a shit.
As long as you're happy
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and she's got a car.
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I just don't really want
a boyfriend right now,
that's all.
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What kind of 14-year-old
girl doesn't want
a boyfriend?
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I'm busy.
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- Busy with what?
- With stuff.
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I'm thinking of running
for Class President.
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( laughing )
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( gasps )
Oh wait, for real?
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Yeah. I mean, maybe.
I just... I don't know.
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I don't know if I'm the type
of person that people
would vote for.
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Not really.
Even like or whatever, so.
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Why wouldn't they like ya?
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You're smart,
you're kind, you're pretty.
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You can do a frigging
underwater handstand!
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-Ma...
-I'm just saying,
I would vote for ya.
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Hey, you know what?
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I never actually graduated.
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Maybe I can go back
and finish the tenth grade
just so I can vote for ya.
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Oh, yeah, thanks.
I'm sure your one vote
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would really just
send me over the top.
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Maybe.
( chuckles )
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I don't know. I'm just
not the type of person
that people notice, so.
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Well, how are they gonna
notice ya if your nose
is always in a book?
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Okay, well,
college admissions officers
will notice me, so...
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( sighs )
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Here. It's my turn
to teach you something.
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If you want something,
you gotta go out
and get it.
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And you can get
anything you want
if people like ya.
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It's all about accentuating
what you already got.
66
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Now, I'd like to tell you
the titties are coming,
but they're not.
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From both sides of the family,
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you come from a long line
of tit-less women.
So turn up the charm.
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- Hey, handsome.
- ( Del chuckles )
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Uh, two pinas coladas, please.
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Uh, make one of 'em
virgin for her,
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or half-virgin.
I'm not sure.
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- Ma...
- ( Donna chuckles )
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And can you just, uh,
add it to the tab
you got going from 219?
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And the name?
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Graciella Campos.
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- Thank you, Ms. Campos.
- Donna: Thank you.
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What?
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It's just a teeny
tiny little lie.
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The real Graciella would
dispute the charges,
victimless crime.
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Okay. Well, you just
named the victim
and the crime.
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Plus, you literally
just said if people like you,
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you can get whatever you want.
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Well, sometimes,
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to get people
to like you, you gotta
not be you at all.
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I gotta piss wicked.
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Okay, now remember,
you're the daughter
of Graciella Campos,
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we're visiting from Philly
for the medical
supply convention.
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Just give 'em some details
that sound like you're the kid
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of someone
that sells doctor shit.
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Well, gee, thanks, Ma.
You're really giving me
a lot to work with here.
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Will you please flirt
with that lifeguard?
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-Have him rub some
of this on you, okay?
-Stop! Jesus!
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( Donna laughs )
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Hey. Hi. That's my daughter.
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( cat meowing )
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Could be a possum.
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It's fuckin' meowin'.
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Possums don't fuckin' meow.
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All of a sudden,
you got a fucking PhD
in possums now?
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A Possum hD?
What the fuck do you know?
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It's a fucking cat, you idiot.
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Maybe we can keep 'em.
Name him Drake.
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We're not keepin'
that fuckin' cat.
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- ( grunting )
- Hey! Hey!
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Hey, what the fuck
are you doing? Hey!
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I'm just scaring 'em
out of the wall.
They hate this shit.
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Bobby: You know who else
hates this fucking shit? Huh?
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Me. Cut it out.
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I fucking told you.
Meowing possums.
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What'd I tell you
about hitting in this
household, huh?
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-( sighs )
-Now, where's your mother
and your sister?
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Your ma's not
answerin' her texts.
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I don't know. Ma mentioned
something about goin' on
a girls' day or some shit.
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She said what?
When'd she say that?
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When I asked her
if I could come.
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Get out.
You're killing me.
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Carl:
Hey, how come we
never do a boys' day?
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Because I can't stand
you two. Fuck!
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- What the fuck is your deal?
- I got you good.
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I have told you...
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- Take it, take it...
- We got the cat. Boom!
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( soft music playing )
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( sniffles )
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( cell phone buzzing )
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( cell phone continues buzzing )
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Excuse me.
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Can I ask who it was
you were staying with again?
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Uh, I'm, uh...
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( stuttering )
Graciella's kid.
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Um, Campos.
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We're here with the, um,
the medical supply convention.
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Well, you know, she is.
My mom.
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She's a doctor.
You know,
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heart monitors.
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And, uh, she's my mom.
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Hey.
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What the hell's
going on over here?
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Someone's been charging items
to Graciella Campos' account
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without Graciella's permission.
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Yeah?
Well, I'm Graciella.
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And did you get
to the bottom of the
particular situation?
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I'm terribly sorry, ma'am.
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Perhaps there was
a mix-up at the register.
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Uh, I'm sorry,
There's no mix-up.
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I'm Graciella Campos.
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And that must be the other
bathing suit that was
charged to my room.
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Where'd you get
the bathing suit, miss?
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Oh, I got this at, um...
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Uh...
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She's speechless.
As am I.
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I mean,
this is a goddamn outrage.
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I don't know who this hag is,
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this swindler,
but I'm Graciella Campos.
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Oh! Okay, okay,
is this for real?
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If she's the real
Graciella, then prove it.
You got ID on you?
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-I'm wearing
a friggin' tankini!
-Oh, yeah?
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Well, I do.
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You motherfucker!
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That's Mrs. Campos
to you, bitch!
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All right. We wanna do
everything we can to avoid
causing a scene here.
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Oh, you do not wanna
fuck with me!
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I will sully the name
Courtyard Park Hotel
on TripAdvisor.
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They'll be callin' it
Prisonyard Park Hotel!
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Uh, you will hear
from my fucking lawyer.
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I will Erin Brockovich
this bitch.
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- Mrs. Campos: Oh!
- Luke: Hey!
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That's my fucking purse!
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Luke: Hey!
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No running!
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Donna:
That lifeguard noticed ya!
Del: Yeah, I bet he did.
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Oh.
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Thanks!
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( Donna laughing )
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( Donna speaking indistinctly )
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( Donna laughs )
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Dang!
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-Graciella is quite
the party girl.
-Oh, God!
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Kinda like this bitch now, huh?
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Hmm.
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00:08:01,079 --> 00:08:02,514
What is it, kid?
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I feel bad.
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You feel bad? For what?
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'Cause I messed up.
Completely forgot
the lie.
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- I fucking panicked.
- Hey! Hey...
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Don't you ever apologize
for bein' better than me.
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Ever.
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You hear me?
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Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- ( chuckles softly )
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Hey, I saw a sign
at the hotel that said,
"Murphy Family Reunion."
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Maybe go back tomorrow
and be Murphys.
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I don't think
we can go back to the
Courtyard Park Hotel
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for a very long time.
Probably ever.
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Fuck the Courtyard Park Hotel.
DoubleTree's got free cookies.
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I hate those cookies.
197
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Yeah. So does my ass,
but that don't stop me.
Get that, will you?
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Hey, don't tell
your father you drove.
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Hey. Where the fuck
were you two, huh?
200
00:08:44,121 --> 00:08:46,359
-At the library.
-Bobby: At the library?
Really?
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Come here. ( sniffs )
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Ah, your breath
don't smell like books.
203
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Well? Where?
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Courtyard Park Hotel.
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What? Again with
the pool-hoppin' shit,
Donna? Come on!
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Hey, build me a pool,
and I don't have to drive
to the west side to find one.
207
00:08:58,937 --> 00:09:00,381
You're in construction
for Christ's sake.
208
00:09:00,405 --> 00:09:02,083
Just build a hole
in the ground
and fill it with a hose.
209
00:09:02,107 --> 00:09:03,652
-I'm gonna dig
a hole back there, right?
-Yeah.
210
00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:05,811
-And I'm gonna jump
the fuck in, right?
-Finally!
211
00:09:05,844 --> 00:09:07,522
So I don't have to deal
with you twos anymore,
all right?
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- Get in there.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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-Okay, okay.
Sorry, Daddy.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Get inside, will you?
- I'm gonna wash up for supper.
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Hey, what is this?
I don't remember buying
you a goddamn bathin' suit.
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You didn't.
Graciella did.
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00:09:15,988 --> 00:09:17,855
Wait, who the fuck is Graciella?
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She paid for your
daughter's bathin' suit,
so quit your bitchin'.
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Hey. No, no. Come here.
220
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Don't be draggin'
our daughter into
your schemin' shit.
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-Oh, I'm sorry.
I've been a bad girl.
-Yeah.
222
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I know, but I don't want
Delilah bein' a bad girl.
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Hey, Delilah's a good kid, okay?
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All right, look, baby,
one Donna's trouble enough.
225
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-( chuckles )
-The world don't
need another one.
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- ( growls )
- ( laughing )
227
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- I got you something.
- What did you get me?
228
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No, you didn't!
Oh, my God,
you got me clams!
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00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,157
-( laughs )
-Do they come
with the bellies?
230
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Because I am not paying
for a box of breadcrumbs.
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Oh, come on, who loves you?
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You do.
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- ( gasps )
- ( exclaims )
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-Oh, you're disgusting,
you know that?
-( laughing )
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00:09:56,461 --> 00:09:57,528
What's that smell?
236
00:09:57,562 --> 00:09:59,298
Tuna. Tryin' to get a cat
from the wall.
237
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Supposedly a cat.
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00:10:00,932 --> 00:10:03,077
It's a fuckin' cat.
When I find it, I'm gonna
strangle this thing.
239
00:10:03,101 --> 00:10:05,903
Hey! You better not be
wastin' my goddamn tuna.
240
00:10:05,937 --> 00:10:07,405
You fucking open it, you eat it.
241
00:10:07,438 --> 00:10:09,908
Hey! Sit down.
We're sittin' at the table
like proper people!
242
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,576
- God. Geez.
- Stop kidding around.
243
00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:14,154
Your sister has
an announcement to make.
244
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,349
-I do?
-Yeah. Tell 'em
about the school thing.
245
00:10:17,448 --> 00:10:18,817
Tell 'em.
246
00:10:19,618 --> 00:10:21,586
I'm running for Class President.
247
00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:24,322
What? No, that shit's
just a popularity contest.
248
00:10:24,355 --> 00:10:25,923
- No.
- Yeah, so what?
249
00:10:25,956 --> 00:10:28,360
What, are you popular
all of a sudden now, Dee, huh?
250
00:10:28,393 --> 00:10:29,794
Not really.
251
00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:31,338
She thinks she's
better than people
'cause she reads books.
252
00:10:31,363 --> 00:10:32,941
You're just jealous
'cause you can't
even read.
253
00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,167
- I can read.
- Okay, Carl,
254
00:10:35,201 --> 00:10:37,870
spell "restaurant".
255
00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:39,647
I'm eatin' right now.
What is this,
fucking Harvard school?
256
00:10:39,671 --> 00:10:41,139
Because you can't.
257
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:42,950
-I can. You know what
I can spell? "Fuck you!"
-Try it then.
258
00:10:42,974 --> 00:10:44,576
-Fuck you!
-Hey, hey!
Shut up, already!
259
00:10:44,610 --> 00:10:46,946
Hey, hey, hey.
Shut the fuck up!
260
00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,014
I think this
election thing
will be good for her.
261
00:10:49,047 --> 00:10:51,317
You know, get her
out of her shell.
262
00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:53,851
I mean,
she'd be popular.
She's just quieter.
263
00:10:53,884 --> 00:10:56,120
Why does she care
if people fucking
like her or not?
264
00:10:56,153 --> 00:10:57,556
I mean, fuck them.
265
00:10:57,590 --> 00:10:59,866
If people aren't assholes
now, they're gonna
become assholes later.
266
00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:01,525
Mark my fucking words, Del.
267
00:11:01,559 --> 00:11:03,028
Yeah, well, you got
a big head start.
268
00:11:03,061 --> 00:11:05,306
All right, thanks for
the pep talk, everybody.
I gotta study.
269
00:11:05,330 --> 00:11:06,197
Nerd!
270
00:11:06,231 --> 00:11:07,732
Donna: Del!
Hey, hey, hey!
Come here!
271
00:11:07,765 --> 00:11:08,933
Come here, come here.
272
00:11:08,967 --> 00:11:10,769
Come on. I'll take you
to the store tomorrow
273
00:11:10,802 --> 00:11:12,636
and we'll get some
poster boards and sequins
274
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:14,048
and glitter,
and Puffy paint
and all that.
275
00:11:14,072 --> 00:11:16,808
You can't win
a campaign without
campaign posters, huh?
276
00:11:16,841 --> 00:11:18,653
Who's gonna pay
for all this,
your friend Graciollo?
277
00:11:18,677 --> 00:11:20,086
Because I ain't paying
for fucking shit.
278
00:11:20,110 --> 00:11:22,380
Yeah, you are.
She's gonna win this thing.
Mark my words.
279
00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:24,982
Well, it's a waste of time
and it's a waste
of goddamn money.
280
00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:27,852
Hey, eat your
clam bellies,
you goddamned Gloomy Gus.
281
00:11:27,885 --> 00:11:29,422
- ( meows )
- I saw his head!
282
00:11:31,990 --> 00:11:33,625
Donna: Shit.
You okay?
283
00:11:33,658 --> 00:11:35,437
I swear to Christ, I'm gonna
put him in the wall
with that goddamn cat.
284
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:37,838
You and I are raising
a couple of fucking
morons, you know that?
285
00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:40,065
And one future
fuckin' President!
286
00:11:40,097 --> 00:11:41,700
( laughs )
287
00:11:41,734 --> 00:11:43,134
- Go study!
- Go get 'em, kid.
288
00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:44,778
Would you get
your elbows off
the goddamn table?
289
00:11:44,802 --> 00:11:46,471
Hey, I'm fucking fine.
290
00:11:46,504 --> 00:11:47,807
It's okay, Ted.
291
00:11:50,542 --> 00:11:53,345
Hey, excuse me, do you
have a minute to talk
about the blood drive?
292
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,315
Hey, we need volunteers
to pour the orange juice.
293
00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:04,155
( sighs ) I'm gonna punch
someone in the face
till they need a blood drive.
294
00:12:04,188 --> 00:12:06,024
Chill, we'll just
go table to table.
295
00:12:06,057 --> 00:12:07,558
You know, meet the people.
296
00:12:07,592 --> 00:12:09,128
No, I hate the people.
297
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:10,861
Well, I need
the people to like me,
298
00:12:10,895 --> 00:12:12,764
so smile for once in your life.
299
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,668
You're in an oddly upbeat mood.
300
00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:18,837
My mom's helpin' me
run for Class President.
301
00:12:19,136 --> 00:12:20,304
Damn.
302
00:12:20,338 --> 00:12:21,840
Your mom? For real?
303
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,475
Hey, be nice.
304
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,311
I don't know what's
more surprising,
305
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,211
you putting yourself
out there like this...
306
00:12:27,245 --> 00:12:29,881
( scoffs ) Or your fuckin' mom
bein' helpful.
307
00:12:29,914 --> 00:12:32,783
All right.
Give her a break.
You know she tries.
308
00:12:32,817 --> 00:12:34,686
Sometimes.
309
00:12:34,719 --> 00:12:37,121
- Hey.
- Natalie: Hi.
310
00:12:37,154 --> 00:12:38,957
Hi, I'm Del.
This is Natalie.
311
00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:42,128
This a gay-straight
alliance thing? Or...
312
00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:44,162
I hate the people.
313
00:12:44,195 --> 00:12:46,499
Well, we're holdin'
a blood drive next week.
314
00:12:47,332 --> 00:12:48,399
It's for our hockey team.
315
00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:50,336
You know, our goalie
got hurt pretty bad.
316
00:12:53,938 --> 00:12:56,642
Dude took a blade
to the jugular.
317
00:12:56,674 --> 00:12:58,342
Vein just ripped open,
318
00:12:58,375 --> 00:13:02,147
and blood was
spurtin' everywhere
like a fuckin' faucet.
319
00:13:02,179 --> 00:13:04,383
He almost bled to death
right on the ice,
320
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:06,585
and then,
when the paramedics
finally came,
321
00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:09,888
they were slippin'
and slidin'
in all this blood
322
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,889
and one of 'em
actually threw up.
323
00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:13,658
That was a fuckin' shit show.
324
00:13:13,692 --> 00:13:16,028
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
but, you know,
they was able to save him,
325
00:13:16,061 --> 00:13:18,697
thanks to people
chipping in and
donating their blood,
326
00:13:18,730 --> 00:13:22,600
much like you guys.
So, what do you think?
327
00:13:22,634 --> 00:13:24,134
What's in it for me?
328
00:13:24,168 --> 00:13:27,572
Uh, the satisfaction
of helpin' others?
329
00:13:27,605 --> 00:13:30,009
( scoffs ) Do we
get out of class?
330
00:13:31,009 --> 00:13:32,510
Yes.
331
00:13:32,543 --> 00:13:34,212
Should've just opened with that.
332
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:38,317
Hey, uh, while I'm here,
I'm also running
for Class President,
333
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:41,419
so, you know,
maybe if you like,
you could vote for me.
334
00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:45,298
I'll let you copy
my English homework.
335
00:13:45,322 --> 00:13:48,092
Oh, yeah.
She's a fuckin'
English savant.
336
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:50,528
-I don't know
what that means.
-Natalie: Yeah, exactly.
337
00:13:50,562 --> 00:13:54,033
But with her doing
your homework,
you won't have to, so.
338
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,368
Works for me.
339
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,471
Hey, uh, didn't you
and your dumpster-fire
of a mom
340
00:13:59,504 --> 00:14:02,173
get thrown out the
Courtyard Park Hotel
the other day?
341
00:14:02,206 --> 00:14:04,643
It's Oxy, right?
Not crack.
342
00:14:04,676 --> 00:14:07,846
-Or is it both?
-Hey, Ugly Betty,
eat a dick.
343
00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:10,014
( scoffs )
You know what?
344
00:14:10,048 --> 00:14:12,417
I'm thinking' I'll run
for Class President.
345
00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:16,288
Maybe my campaign
platform could be
"Crack is Whack."
346
00:14:16,321 --> 00:14:20,258
Yeah, I heard Eric Powers
liked your crack.
347
00:14:20,292 --> 00:14:22,727
By the way,
just because you
take it in the ass
348
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:24,528
doesn't mean
you're still a virgin.
349
00:14:24,562 --> 00:14:26,599
So, yeah.
Fuck you!
350
00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:31,570
Thanks. I'm sure that'll
help me get elected.
351
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:32,937
Oh, fuck 'em.
352
00:14:32,971 --> 00:14:35,106
Hey, why do you care
what those bitches
think, anyway?
353
00:14:35,139 --> 00:14:37,609
I don't. Fuck those hoes.
354
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,610
I gotta go.
My ma's picking me up.
355
00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:40,980
I'll see ya tomorrow.
356
00:14:56,761 --> 00:14:58,397
( tires squeal )
357
00:15:00,865 --> 00:15:02,400
Where's Ma?
358
00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:03,868
She don't feel so good.
359
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:05,104
Just get in.
360
00:15:05,903 --> 00:15:07,172
Come on, get in.
361
00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:16,280
( inhales deeply )
362
00:15:16,313 --> 00:15:17,548
Mmm.
363
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,018
Hey, Del.
364
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,686
This shit's expensive.
365
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,687
Yeah, well,
this shit's necessary.
366
00:15:23,721 --> 00:15:26,423
How are people supposed
to vote for me if they
don't know who I am?
367
00:15:26,457 --> 00:15:29,061
Well, I'll tell you what.
You don't need
a fucking poster board.
368
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,961
All you need's
a black sharpie, right?
369
00:15:30,995 --> 00:15:32,965
You want to remind
people to vote for you,
370
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,743
you could write your name
on the bathroom walls.
371
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,302
That's how I got
your mom's number.
372
00:15:37,235 --> 00:15:39,037
Ma promised puffy paint.
373
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:40,706
Hey, what are you
doing'? Hmm?
374
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,607
I like the pink,
but I think the green
might be more gender-neutral.
375
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:46,211
Gender what?
The fuck is
gender-neutral?
376
00:15:46,245 --> 00:15:47,613
Hey, look.
Look at me.
377
00:15:47,645 --> 00:15:49,379
I ain't buying you both, okay?
378
00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:52,783
So just pick one,
so we could please
get the fuck outta here.
379
00:15:52,817 --> 00:15:54,586
This would have been
more fun with Ma.
380
00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:56,822
Yeah, well, clearly,
your mother's not here.
381
00:15:56,855 --> 00:15:58,222
I know.
382
00:15:59,490 --> 00:16:01,860
Hey, kid.
What are you,
what are you...
383
00:16:01,893 --> 00:16:03,561
What are you doing
all this for, huh?
384
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,964
- What?
- All this shit.
385
00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:07,966
You know, this goddamn
popularity contest.
386
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,644
Doing all this fake shit
for votes? Come on.
387
00:16:09,668 --> 00:16:12,571
I don't know,
I like helpin' people.
That so bad?
388
00:16:12,604 --> 00:16:14,605
There's a cheaper way
of helping people.
389
00:16:14,639 --> 00:16:17,542
By doing nothing
and staying out
of the fucking way.
390
00:16:17,575 --> 00:16:20,011
You know, it's better
than begging for attention
391
00:16:20,044 --> 00:16:22,280
from a bunch of
fucking jack-wagons
392
00:16:22,313 --> 00:16:24,014
who ain't worth
your weight in spit.
393
00:16:24,048 --> 00:16:26,051
Maybe I wanna be
noticed for once.
394
00:16:26,083 --> 00:16:29,520
For something good. Okay?
395
00:16:29,554 --> 00:16:32,524
I notice you.
And you know, your ma,
she notices you.
396
00:16:32,557 --> 00:16:35,594
Yeah, well, people don't
always say nice things
about me.
397
00:16:35,626 --> 00:16:38,062
Well, not me,
but you know what I mean.
398
00:16:38,763 --> 00:16:40,499
About your ma, you mean?
399
00:16:49,673 --> 00:16:51,210
Go with the green.
400
00:16:52,076 --> 00:16:55,748
You know, green
reminds people of money
401
00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:57,749
'cause people
are fucking greedy.
402
00:16:57,782 --> 00:17:00,552
- You think?
- Yeah, no doubt.
403
00:17:01,285 --> 00:17:02,788
We don't need the puffy paint.
404
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:05,190
Fuck that.
We're getting the
fuckin' puffy paint,
405
00:17:05,222 --> 00:17:07,392
we're getting
the scented markers.
406
00:17:07,424 --> 00:17:09,794
You and me,
we're gonna have a party.
407
00:17:09,827 --> 00:17:11,329
- ( laughs )
- Come on.
408
00:17:12,896 --> 00:17:15,166
( cart rattling )
409
00:17:21,439 --> 00:17:24,175
-( siren wailing
in the distance)
-( dog barking )
410
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:29,213
- ( Bobby sighs )
- ( cat meows )
411
00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:31,516
Bobby:
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
412
00:17:31,548 --> 00:17:33,884
What the fuck are you
two bozos doin' now?
413
00:17:33,919 --> 00:17:35,453
Trying to smoke out the cat.
414
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:37,655
Smoking out the...
415
00:17:37,689 --> 00:17:39,532
What are you, fucking crazy?
You're gonna burn down
my goddamn house.
416
00:17:39,557 --> 00:17:42,059
Give me that.
Come on, come on.
Chop-chop.
417
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:45,063
Smoke out a cat, huh?
Stop it.
418
00:17:45,096 --> 00:17:46,631
( indistinct whispering )
419
00:17:46,664 --> 00:17:47,833
My kids...
420
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,801
Del, can you do me a favor?
421
00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:52,503
Can you, uh, paint on this,
422
00:17:52,537 --> 00:17:54,347
just, uh, so you don't make
a mess and don't fuck up
my table, please?
423
00:17:54,372 --> 00:17:56,673
Table's already fucked up.
424
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,278
Yeah, 'cause,
uh, somebody...
( whistles )
425
00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:00,887
Doesn't know how
to use a fucking coaster.
426
00:18:00,912 --> 00:18:03,748
"Coastas," he says!
All the sudden,
this guy's pushin' coastas.
427
00:18:03,781 --> 00:18:05,049
Martha Stewart over here.
428
00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:06,626
Come on, darling,
You can use anything
as a frigging coaster.
429
00:18:06,651 --> 00:18:08,554
Here, why don't you use
one of Del's books, huh?
430
00:18:11,222 --> 00:18:13,191
- Come on, now! Donna!
- Shit!
431
00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:15,460
- It's okay. It's okay.
- No, it's not!
432
00:18:15,492 --> 00:18:17,505
Hey, hey, hey, relax.
I'll help her make
another one.
433
00:18:17,528 --> 00:18:19,530
Do you know how much
this shit costs, huh?
434
00:18:19,564 --> 00:18:20,897
( sighs ) No.
435
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:22,476
No, you wouldn't,
because you didn't
show up at the craft store
436
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:23,969
like you were
supposed to, did you?
437
00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:25,703
God, quit being fucking cheap.
438
00:18:25,737 --> 00:18:27,280
It's not about me
being cheap, all right?
439
00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:28,807
You're a fuckin' embarrassment.
440
00:18:28,839 --> 00:18:30,474
- Daddy, don't...
- No!
441
00:18:30,508 --> 00:18:33,310
Your daughter here
is bustin' her ass
442
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:35,313
tryin' to become
school president
443
00:18:35,346 --> 00:18:36,981
and you're not helping her.
444
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:39,017
All of her friends snickering,
445
00:18:39,049 --> 00:18:41,452
- gossiping about your...
- My what?
446
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,289
What are they saying'? Hmm?
447
00:18:49,527 --> 00:18:51,630
I'm going' outside for a beer.
448
00:18:51,663 --> 00:18:52,698
Alone.
449
00:18:55,166 --> 00:18:57,568
Dad, that is a great idea.
I'm coming with you.
450
00:18:57,602 --> 00:18:59,505
Hey, dummy,
what the fuck
I just say, huh?
451
00:19:05,844 --> 00:19:07,278
( door closes )
452
00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:14,152
I didn't say nothing' about you.
453
00:19:14,184 --> 00:19:15,921
You know, he's just,
he's being...
454
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:18,824
I'm sorry.
455
00:19:20,157 --> 00:19:22,861
What'd I tell you about
apologizing for being
better than me?
456
00:19:23,728 --> 00:19:24,930
Stop it.
457
00:19:30,635 --> 00:19:31,903
He'll calm down.
458
00:19:33,104 --> 00:19:34,506
He can call me
whatever he wants.
459
00:19:34,538 --> 00:19:36,807
He says things,
that's what he does.
460
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:38,910
( sighs )
461
00:19:38,942 --> 00:19:41,078
What about...
462
00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:44,281
"What the Hell,
Vote for Del?"
463
00:19:44,315 --> 00:19:46,584
- ( both chuckle )
- Kinda love that.
464
00:19:46,617 --> 00:19:48,118
That's 'cause it's fuckin' good.
465
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:49,654
( laughs )
466
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,458
Wow, you should've been
an artist or something.
467
00:19:53,490 --> 00:19:55,059
I dabbled back in the day.
468
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:56,160
You dabbled?
469
00:19:56,193 --> 00:19:57,863
- Graffiti mostly.
- ( chuckles )
470
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:03,701
- It's perfect.
- Hmm.
471
00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:05,211
All right, now let me hear
that speech of yours.
472
00:20:05,236 --> 00:20:06,738
- No, it's not ready yet.
- Hey...
473
00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,742
They're gonna
fuckin' love you, kid.
474
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:13,845
How do you know that?
475
00:20:13,877 --> 00:20:15,680
Because I fuckin' love ya.
476
00:20:15,713 --> 00:20:17,583
So they have
to at least like ya.
477
00:20:17,615 --> 00:20:18,849
Or I'll kill 'em.
478
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,219
( both chuckle )
479
00:20:22,421 --> 00:20:24,423
- Come on.
- Okay.
480
00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,857
Okay. ( sighs )
481
00:20:30,094 --> 00:20:31,630
( paper rustling )
482
00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:33,898
( sighs )
483
00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:37,868
Good morning, Hagler.
484
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:40,672
My name's Del Luccetti
and I'm running for
Class President.
485
00:20:40,704 --> 00:20:42,106
( whooping )
486
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,473
( laughing )
487
00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,544
That's my daughter!
( laughing )
488
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:50,382
If elected, I promise
to not make any
stupid promises
489
00:20:50,414 --> 00:20:51,682
that I can't keep.
490
00:20:51,715 --> 00:20:53,484
Because when I decide
to do something,
491
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:55,286
I always follow through
492
00:20:55,319 --> 00:20:56,855
because I like helpin' people.
493
00:20:59,123 --> 00:21:02,993
So that's why we're finally
gonna wash those
rancid P.E. pinnies.
494
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:06,664
We're gonna put free tampons
in all the girls' bathrooms
495
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,599
and we're gonna
spackle over
that peephole
496
00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,634
Coach Porter left in
the boys' locker room
497
00:21:10,667 --> 00:21:12,770
before his
"early retirement."
498
00:21:13,938 --> 00:21:15,273
Whoo!
499
00:21:15,973 --> 00:21:17,976
Girl: Del's a crack baby!
500
00:21:18,009 --> 00:21:19,711
( scattered laughter )
501
00:21:20,944 --> 00:21:22,280
Uh...
502
00:21:23,448 --> 00:21:25,717
( indistinct chatter )
503
00:21:27,218 --> 00:21:31,522
Uh, listen, you can...
You can call me whatever
you want.
504
00:21:32,891 --> 00:21:34,659
You don't have to like me,
505
00:21:34,692 --> 00:21:39,431
but you should know
that I like you
506
00:21:39,463 --> 00:21:42,700
and I wanna do good stuff.
507
00:21:42,733 --> 00:21:45,336
Like this blood drive
we're having for Gordie.
508
00:21:46,002 --> 00:21:47,873
Um...
509
00:21:47,905 --> 00:21:50,442
So I... I hope you'll
let me help you.
510
00:21:50,942 --> 00:21:52,309
So...
511
00:21:52,343 --> 00:21:54,546
What the hell, Vote for Del.
512
00:21:54,578 --> 00:21:55,681
Peace.
513
00:22:01,886 --> 00:22:03,422
( all cheering )
514
00:22:07,090 --> 00:22:08,826
( indistinct chatter )
515
00:22:11,729 --> 00:22:13,365
( sniffles )
516
00:22:21,138 --> 00:22:22,507
Luke: I liked your speech.
517
00:22:24,608 --> 00:22:26,211
Oh.
518
00:22:26,243 --> 00:22:29,012
I mean, they called me
a crack baby, but at least
they knew my name.
519
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:30,047
( both chuckle )
520
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,883
Um, for real, though,
521
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,984
Gordie is, like,
one of my best friends.
522
00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:35,452
I'm on the team, too.
523
00:22:35,486 --> 00:22:37,521
- Oh, no shit.
- Yeah.
524
00:22:37,555 --> 00:22:40,657
That blood drive thing,
that's a dope idea.
525
00:22:40,691 --> 00:22:42,493
Thanks for giving a shit
and doing something.
526
00:22:42,527 --> 00:22:44,796
- Most people don't.
- Yeah. Thanks.
527
00:22:46,029 --> 00:22:48,665
So your mom, she's a...
She's riot, huh?
( chuckles )
528
00:22:48,699 --> 00:22:52,770
Yeah, yeah.
She's a maniac,
but she's pretty fun.
529
00:22:52,804 --> 00:22:55,507
You should come over
to our game sometime.
You know, watch us play.
530
00:22:55,539 --> 00:22:57,108
You can bring your mom.
531
00:22:58,375 --> 00:23:01,980
Um, or, uh... Or no.
I mean, just you can come.
532
00:23:02,012 --> 00:23:04,615
- Whatever's good.
- Yeah.
533
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,750
Yeah, I'll come.
534
00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:07,818
Okay.
535
00:23:08,619 --> 00:23:09,988
I'll see you around.
536
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,409
Ma!
537
00:23:41,852 --> 00:23:45,289
Hey. Where's Ma?
I gotta tell her something.
538
00:23:45,323 --> 00:23:46,490
Ah, Delilah.
539
00:23:46,523 --> 00:23:48,259
My speech, it went...
She's gotta hear this.
540
00:23:48,291 --> 00:23:50,627
-Hey. Delilah, Delilah.
-One second.
I gotta go tell Ma.
541
00:23:50,661 --> 00:23:53,999
Delilah, please just come here.
542
00:23:57,836 --> 00:23:58,903
What's wrong?
543
00:23:58,936 --> 00:24:00,336
Look, I, um...
544
00:24:00,371 --> 00:24:02,440
I gotta tell you
something, okay?
545
00:24:02,472 --> 00:24:04,476
But you got to...
546
00:24:04,509 --> 00:24:07,412
You gotta swear to me.
547
00:24:07,444 --> 00:24:09,380
You gotta promise me
that you're not gonna cry.
548
00:24:09,413 --> 00:24:10,749
Okay?
549
00:24:13,416 --> 00:24:14,986
Look, your, um...
550
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:18,289
Your mother,
she did something...
551
00:24:18,323 --> 00:24:20,025
She did something really stupid.
552
00:24:21,525 --> 00:24:23,027
And she's, uh...
553
00:24:23,060 --> 00:24:26,163
Delilah, she's not...
She's not coming back.
554
00:24:28,432 --> 00:24:29,835
Your ma is gone.
555
00:24:34,305 --> 00:24:36,740
They said it was, uh...
556
00:24:36,773 --> 00:24:38,809
They said it was
an accident. ( cries )
557
00:24:41,244 --> 00:24:42,680
( sniffling )
558
00:24:42,712 --> 00:24:46,884
Hey, you promised me
you weren't gonna cry.
559
00:24:46,917 --> 00:24:48,720
Don't cry.
560
00:24:51,422 --> 00:24:52,958
I'm not gonna cry.
561
00:25:21,318 --> 00:25:23,121
( muffled laughter )
562
00:25:31,528 --> 00:25:32,897
( both laughing )
563
00:25:34,499 --> 00:25:36,701
( school bell rings )
564
00:25:37,602 --> 00:25:39,804
( indistinct chatter )
565
00:26:01,424 --> 00:26:03,394
Hey. Why are you
avoiding me?
566
00:26:03,426 --> 00:26:04,729
Del: I'm not.
567
00:26:06,497 --> 00:26:08,199
( stutters )
How are you?
568
00:26:09,133 --> 00:26:10,233
What do you think?
569
00:26:10,268 --> 00:26:13,738
Sorry, that was a stupid
fucking question. I...
570
00:26:14,271 --> 00:26:15,239
Uh...
571
00:26:15,272 --> 00:26:17,776
Hey, you know,
the election's
in two days.
572
00:26:17,808 --> 00:26:21,412
Maybe I could help you
hand out buttons
or somethin'.
573
00:26:21,444 --> 00:26:23,147
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.
574
00:26:24,648 --> 00:26:26,983
You know, you wanted
everyone to like you,
575
00:26:27,017 --> 00:26:30,055
so maybe people
are gonna vote for you
'cause they feel bad.
576
00:26:31,088 --> 00:26:32,324
No offense, though.
577
00:26:34,491 --> 00:26:37,161
Uh, you gonna do
that blood drive?
578
00:26:37,193 --> 00:26:40,664
-It might be a good
distraction from the...
-Yeah.
579
00:26:41,632 --> 00:26:43,968
Hey, pizza boats
at lunch! ( chuckles )
580
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,070
Someone's gonna need
to be the fucking captain
of that boat!
581
00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:48,640
( Natalie chuckles )
582
00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:55,779
( cat meows )
583
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,126
( indistinct chatter )
584
00:28:21,999 --> 00:28:23,367
( coughs )
585
00:28:34,511 --> 00:28:36,681
Miss, are you all right?
586
00:28:36,713 --> 00:28:38,148
What's your name?
587
00:28:39,516 --> 00:28:41,085
My name's Julie Campos.
588
00:28:41,117 --> 00:28:43,020
I'm the daughter
of Graciella Campos.
589
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:45,289
We're here for
the Medical Supply
convention.
590
00:28:45,323 --> 00:28:47,057
The convention was last week.
591
00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:53,932
Del, are you gonna be all right?
592
00:29:00,238 --> 00:29:02,307
( indistinct chatter )
593
00:29:13,083 --> 00:29:14,585
Hey.
594
00:29:14,618 --> 00:29:18,788
I just wanted to say
I'm sorry to hear about
what happened and everything.
595
00:29:18,823 --> 00:29:20,557
It's super sad, and...
596
00:29:20,590 --> 00:29:26,131
You know, I'm just
sorry and everything
for you and your family.
597
00:29:33,605 --> 00:29:35,807
( screaming )
598
00:29:42,779 --> 00:29:44,949
Del, what the fuck
are you doing?
599
00:29:44,981 --> 00:29:46,984
( all screaming )
600
00:30:04,567 --> 00:30:06,604
Del! You're okay?
601
00:30:06,636 --> 00:30:08,807
Del. Hey, what happened?
602
00:30:14,846 --> 00:30:16,180
Which one of you suffered, huh?
603
00:30:16,212 --> 00:30:18,282
- You take him yet?
- Of course.
604
00:30:19,717 --> 00:30:21,920
- Oh, shit.
- Bobby: The fuck is this?
605
00:30:23,753 --> 00:30:24,955
What the fuck?
606
00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:27,192
( TV playing indistinctly )
607
00:30:37,701 --> 00:30:39,903
( cat purring )
608
00:30:45,041 --> 00:30:48,445
- I found the cat.
- ( meows )
609
00:30:48,479 --> 00:30:50,480
( theme music playing )
610
00:30:58,489 --> 00:30:59,624
Del: Next on Wayne...
611
00:30:59,656 --> 00:31:01,035
- Hey! Give me that back!
- ( groans )
612
00:31:01,058 --> 00:31:02,692
The fuck? Put me down!
613
00:31:02,726 --> 00:31:04,528
I'll go to fucking school!
614
00:31:04,561 --> 00:31:06,530
Boy: Hey!
615
00:31:06,564 --> 00:31:07,964
Security: Stop, stop, stop!
616
00:31:07,999 --> 00:31:10,634
( on phone ) This is
Vice Principal Walt
from Alabaster High.
617
00:31:10,667 --> 00:31:13,903
-Your daughter
got detention today...
-Oh... ( chuckles nervously )
618
00:31:13,936 --> 00:31:15,506
You got two options.
619
00:31:15,538 --> 00:31:17,116
Come up with a speech
that inspire people
to donate to our school
620
00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:19,442
or half-ass
like you done your whole life.
621
00:31:19,476 --> 00:31:20,678
I'm gonna go with B.
622
00:31:20,711 --> 00:31:22,255
Wayne: I just think
if you wanna stay,
you should stay.
623
00:31:22,278 --> 00:31:24,181
Del: So where the fuck
are you going?
624
00:31:24,214 --> 00:31:25,392
You're gonna have
more fun without me.
625
00:31:25,415 --> 00:31:28,118
Del: So you're just gonna
fucking leave? Dick.
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