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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,690 --> 00:00:14,749 hello it's me I was thinking about you 2 00:00:14,749 --> 00:00:14,759 hello it's me I was thinking about you 3 00:00:14,759 --> 00:00:23,109 hello it's me I was thinking about you all day I'm pregnant 4 00:00:23,109 --> 00:00:23,119 5 00:00:23,119 --> 00:00:34,389 am I the father yes are you sure yes 6 00:00:34,389 --> 00:00:34,399 7 00:00:34,399 --> 00:00:48,310 how do you I know have you told your 8 00:00:48,310 --> 00:00:48,320 how do you I know have you told your 9 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:58,180 how do you I know have you told your husband 10 00:00:58,180 --> 00:00:58,190 11 00:00:58,190 --> 00:01:03,400 [Music] 12 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:03,410 13 00:01:03,410 --> 00:02:29,230 [Music] 14 00:02:29,230 --> 00:02:29,240 15 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:59,400 [Music] 16 00:02:59,400 --> 00:02:59,410 17 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:22,290 [Music] 18 00:03:22,290 --> 00:03:22,300 19 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:32,500 [Music] 20 00:03:32,500 --> 00:03:32,510 21 00:03:32,510 --> 00:03:40,290 [Music] 22 00:03:40,290 --> 00:03:40,300 23 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:48,470 Oh 24 00:03:48,470 --> 00:03:48,480 25 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:57,570 [Music] 26 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:57,580 [Music] 27 00:03:57,580 --> 00:04:01,020 [Music] oh there you go 28 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:01,030 oh there you go 29 00:04:01,030 --> 00:04:09,080 oh there you go oh yeah oh hey goes like a postage to 30 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:09,090 oh yeah oh hey goes like a postage to 31 00:04:09,090 --> 00:04:14,780 oh yeah oh hey goes like a postage to not an envelope a post there you go oh 32 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:14,790 33 00:04:14,790 --> 00:04:19,020 I'm almost there I'm almost there 34 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:19,030 I'm almost there I'm almost there 35 00:04:19,030 --> 00:04:23,070 I'm almost there I'm almost there I don't feel comfortable this camera in 36 00:04:23,070 --> 00:04:23,080 I don't feel comfortable this camera in 37 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,050 I don't feel comfortable this camera in the room doing done 38 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:25,060 the room doing done 39 00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:42,100 the room doing done get down there hmm 40 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:42,110 41 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:50,610 [Music] 42 00:04:50,610 --> 00:04:50,620 43 00:04:50,620 --> 00:05:02,490 [Music] 44 00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:02,500 45 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:04,689 [Music] 46 00:05:04,689 --> 00:05:04,699 [Music] 47 00:05:04,699 --> 00:05:07,219 [Music] okay I know you're thinking that this is 48 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:07,229 okay I know you're thinking that this is 49 00:05:07,229 --> 00:05:09,499 okay I know you're thinking that this is tweaked the cameras in the vents a 50 00:05:09,499 --> 00:05:09,509 tweaked the cameras in the vents a 51 00:05:09,509 --> 00:05:12,290 tweaked the cameras in the vents a camera on the tripod my husband 52 00:05:12,290 --> 00:05:12,300 camera on the tripod my husband 53 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:14,989 camera on the tripod my husband suffocating under the sheets avoid doing 54 00:05:14,989 --> 00:05:14,999 suffocating under the sheets avoid doing 55 00:05:14,999 --> 00:05:17,740 suffocating under the sheets avoid doing his void thing let me back up 56 00:05:17,740 --> 00:05:17,750 his void thing let me back up 57 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:23,210 his void thing let me back up [Music] 58 00:05:23,210 --> 00:05:23,220 59 00:05:23,220 --> 00:06:03,129 [Music] 60 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:03,139 61 00:06:03,139 --> 00:06:03,690 you 62 00:06:03,690 --> 00:06:03,700 you 63 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:47,260 you [Music] 64 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:47,270 65 00:06:47,270 --> 00:06:50,740 I met Ryan at a bookstore in the city he 66 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:50,750 I met Ryan at a bookstore in the city he 67 00:06:50,750 --> 00:06:53,020 I met Ryan at a bookstore in the city he was in town for a rodeo convention I was 68 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:53,030 was in town for a rodeo convention I was 69 00:06:53,030 --> 00:06:54,280 was in town for a rodeo convention I was working at an advertising agency 70 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:54,290 working at an advertising agency 71 00:06:54,290 --> 00:07:14,740 working at an advertising agency downtown wait let me back up again one 72 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:14,750 downtown wait let me back up again one 73 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:25,000 downtown wait let me back up again one of the all-time greats Johnny's in the 74 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:25,010 of the all-time greats Johnny's in the 75 00:07:25,010 --> 00:07:26,920 of the all-time greats Johnny's in the battlefield of life men and women are 76 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:26,930 battlefield of life men and women are 77 00:07:26,930 --> 00:07:28,420 battlefield of life men and women are each equipped with an arsenal different 78 00:07:28,420 --> 00:07:28,430 each equipped with an arsenal different 79 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:32,020 each equipped with an arsenal different weapons men have an historical advantage 80 00:07:32,020 --> 00:07:32,030 weapons men have an historical advantage 81 00:07:32,030 --> 00:07:39,910 weapons men have an historical advantage of wealth power and penis envy but women 82 00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:39,920 of wealth power and penis envy but women 83 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:40,930 of wealth power and penis envy but women have a secret weapon 84 00:07:40,930 --> 00:07:40,940 have a secret weapon 85 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:44,040 have a secret weapon a weapon so powerful that mortal men are 86 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:44,050 a weapon so powerful that mortal men are 87 00:07:44,050 --> 00:07:48,570 a weapon so powerful that mortal men are instantaneously brought to their knees 88 00:07:48,570 --> 00:07:48,580 89 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:52,930 the power to emote where the hell have 90 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:52,940 the power to emote where the hell have 91 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,210 the power to emote where the hell have you been I've been waiting since 5 92 00:07:55,210 --> 00:07:55,220 you been I've been waiting since 5 93 00:07:55,220 --> 00:07:57,330 you been I've been waiting since 5 o'clock it's been two and a half hours 94 00:07:57,330 --> 00:07:57,340 o'clock it's been two and a half hours 95 00:07:57,340 --> 00:08:00,220 o'clock it's been two and a half hours do you have any idea how embarrassing it 96 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:00,230 do you have any idea how embarrassing it 97 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,960 do you have any idea how embarrassing it is sitting there alone for two and a 98 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:01,970 is sitting there alone for two and a 99 00:08:01,970 --> 00:08:07,120 is sitting there alone for two and a half hours I'm sorry I didn't I didn't 100 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:07,130 half hours I'm sorry I didn't I didn't 101 00:08:07,130 --> 00:08:10,630 half hours I'm sorry I didn't I didn't forget I didn't forget our date oh I was 102 00:08:10,630 --> 00:08:10,640 forget I didn't forget our date oh I was 103 00:08:10,640 --> 00:08:12,970 forget I didn't forget our date oh I was just I was really nervous about like 104 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:12,980 just I was really nervous about like 105 00:08:12,980 --> 00:08:14,650 just I was really nervous about like what was going on between us I was 106 00:08:14,650 --> 00:08:14,660 what was going on between us I was 107 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,150 what was going on between us I was feeling really insecure about our 108 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:16,160 feeling really insecure about our 109 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:19,170 feeling really insecure about our relationship I just didn't know if you 110 00:08:19,170 --> 00:08:19,180 relationship I just didn't know if you 111 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:29,379 relationship I just didn't know if you still liked me all right I'm sorry 112 00:08:29,379 --> 00:08:29,389 113 00:08:29,389 --> 00:08:31,779 please don't cry 114 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:31,789 please don't cry 115 00:08:31,789 --> 00:08:35,589 please don't cry come here 116 00:08:35,589 --> 00:08:35,599 117 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:41,300 I'm sorry I got so mad it's okay 118 00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:41,310 I'm sorry I got so mad it's okay 119 00:08:41,310 --> 00:08:50,810 I'm sorry I got so mad it's okay do forgive me yes I forgive you just 120 00:08:50,810 --> 00:08:50,820 do forgive me yes I forgive you just 121 00:08:50,820 --> 00:08:53,060 do forgive me yes I forgive you just like rock beats scissors emotion beats 122 00:08:53,060 --> 00:08:53,070 like rock beats scissors emotion beats 123 00:08:53,070 --> 00:08:59,389 like rock beats scissors emotion beats anything phallic in nature but every 124 00:08:59,389 --> 00:08:59,399 anything phallic in nature but every 125 00:08:59,399 --> 00:09:01,460 anything phallic in nature but every once in a while a man has the feminine 126 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:01,470 once in a while a man has the feminine 127 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:03,699 once in a while a man has the feminine gift and the balance of power is 128 00:09:03,699 --> 00:09:03,709 gift and the balance of power is 129 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,420 gift and the balance of power is completely altered 130 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:05,430 completely altered 131 00:09:05,430 --> 00:09:17,449 completely altered I love Michael Silverman it's such a 132 00:09:17,449 --> 00:09:17,459 I love Michael Silverman it's such a 133 00:09:17,459 --> 00:09:19,329 I love Michael Silverman it's such a wonderful tree 134 00:09:19,329 --> 00:09:19,339 wonderful tree 135 00:09:19,339 --> 00:09:24,290 wonderful tree laughs the little boy so much it's a 136 00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:24,300 laughs the little boy so much it's a 137 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:35,470 laughs the little boy so much it's a loving tree yeah 138 00:09:35,470 --> 00:09:35,480 139 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:44,490 [Music] 140 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:44,500 141 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:54,980 [Music] 142 00:09:54,980 --> 00:09:54,990 143 00:09:54,990 --> 00:10:00,050 so do you like children oh yes ma'am 144 00:10:00,050 --> 00:10:00,060 so do you like children oh yes ma'am 145 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:04,320 so do you like children oh yes ma'am they're so perfectly idealistic eyes 146 00:10:04,320 --> 00:10:04,330 they're so perfectly idealistic eyes 147 00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:12,840 they're so perfectly idealistic eyes full of wonder lines full of hope 148 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:12,850 149 00:10:12,850 --> 00:10:15,880 really if he had a labrador puppy in one 150 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:15,890 really if he had a labrador puppy in one 151 00:10:15,890 --> 00:10:18,160 really if he had a labrador puppy in one arm and a baby in the other i couldn't 152 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:18,170 arm and a baby in the other i couldn't 153 00:10:18,170 --> 00:10:22,230 arm and a baby in the other i couldn't have been wetter are you comfortable 154 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:22,240 have been wetter are you comfortable 155 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:25,510 have been wetter are you comfortable yeah I make a decent living yeah are you 156 00:10:25,510 --> 00:10:25,520 yeah I make a decent living yeah are you 157 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,220 yeah I make a decent living yeah are you cold I can give you jacket out of the 158 00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:27,230 cold I can give you jacket out of the 159 00:10:27,230 --> 00:10:30,250 cold I can give you jacket out of the car I'm wonderful as much as I was 160 00:10:30,250 --> 00:10:30,260 car I'm wonderful as much as I was 161 00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:32,350 car I'm wonderful as much as I was enamored with his sensitivity I also 162 00:10:32,350 --> 00:10:32,360 enamored with his sensitivity I also 163 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:35,740 enamored with his sensitivity I also wanted a real man man I could ride like 164 00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:35,750 wanted a real man man I could ride like 165 00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:38,410 wanted a real man man I could ride like a bucking bronco so what do you do for a 166 00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:38,420 a bucking bronco so what do you do for a 167 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:58,890 a bucking bronco so what do you do for a living well I'm professional bull rider 168 00:10:58,890 --> 00:10:58,900 169 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:00,370 take me 170 00:11:00,370 --> 00:11:00,380 take me 171 00:11:00,380 --> 00:11:04,090 take me No would you like my massage your back 172 00:11:04,090 --> 00:11:04,100 No would you like my massage your back 173 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:07,130 No would you like my massage your back for a while first 174 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:07,140 175 00:11:07,140 --> 00:11:14,400 [Music] 176 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:14,410 177 00:11:14,410 --> 00:11:20,610 ain't no distance - after an hour back 178 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:20,620 ain't no distance - after an hour back 179 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:23,700 ain't no distance - after an hour back rub a manicure and seven stanzas of 180 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:23,710 rub a manicure and seven stanzas of 181 00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:26,280 rub a manicure and seven stanzas of poetry sensitive cowboy and I finally 182 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:26,290 poetry sensitive cowboy and I finally 183 00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:31,850 poetry sensitive cowboy and I finally made love and that's exactly what it was 184 00:11:31,850 --> 00:11:31,860 made love and that's exactly what it was 185 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:33,810 made love and that's exactly what it was Michelangelo couldn't have sculpted a 186 00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:33,820 Michelangelo couldn't have sculpted a 187 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:35,400 Michelangelo couldn't have sculpted a more beautiful orgasm 188 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:35,410 more beautiful orgasm 189 00:11:35,410 --> 00:11:49,620 more beautiful orgasm [Music] 190 00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:49,630 [Music] 191 00:11:49,630 --> 00:11:52,600 [Music] so in a nutshell his family is rich 192 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:52,610 so in a nutshell his family is rich 193 00:11:52,610 --> 00:11:55,120 so in a nutshell his family is rich we got married I weaned him from that 194 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:55,130 we got married I weaned him from that 195 00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:57,130 we got married I weaned him from that stupid cowboy hat I bought him speech 196 00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:57,140 stupid cowboy hat I bought him speech 197 00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:59,440 stupid cowboy hat I bought him speech lessons to fix his hick accent we moved 198 00:11:59,440 --> 00:11:59,450 lessons to fix his hick accent we moved 199 00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:01,600 lessons to fix his hick accent we moved to the suburbs I became bored out of my 200 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:01,610 to the suburbs I became bored out of my 201 00:12:01,610 --> 00:12:04,360 to the suburbs I became bored out of my mind and his niceness began to drive me 202 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:04,370 mind and his niceness began to drive me 203 00:12:04,370 --> 00:12:15,730 mind and his niceness began to drive me to the brink of insanity yes sir I'm 204 00:12:15,730 --> 00:12:15,740 to the brink of insanity yes sir I'm 205 00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:20,290 to the brink of insanity yes sir I'm gonna be more experimental I'll let you 206 00:12:20,290 --> 00:12:20,300 gonna be more experimental I'll let you 207 00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:26,220 gonna be more experimental I'll let you use the video camera today other things 208 00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:26,230 use the video camera today other things 209 00:12:26,230 --> 00:12:30,460 use the video camera today other things come on sir we talked about this I don't 210 00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:30,470 come on sir we talked about this I don't 211 00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:33,340 come on sir we talked about this I don't like the missionary position it's so 212 00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:33,350 like the missionary position it's so 213 00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:36,790 like the missionary position it's so mother Teresa I don't like other 214 00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:36,800 mother Teresa I don't like other 215 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:41,560 mother Teresa I don't like other positions it feels unnatural maybe I 216 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:41,570 positions it feels unnatural maybe I 217 00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:42,550 positions it feels unnatural maybe I could call you daddy 218 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:42,560 could call you daddy 219 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:48,280 could call you daddy oh hey that's like Brady Bunch hell we 220 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:48,290 oh hey that's like Brady Bunch hell we 221 00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:50,460 oh hey that's like Brady Bunch hell we could play President and First Lady 222 00:12:50,460 --> 00:12:50,470 could play President and First Lady 223 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:55,120 could play President and First Lady too much patriotism for me fine let's 224 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:55,130 too much patriotism for me fine let's 225 00:12:55,130 --> 00:13:00,820 too much patriotism for me fine let's talk about money I want a new house and 226 00:13:00,820 --> 00:13:00,830 talk about money I want a new house and 227 00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:07,050 talk about money I want a new house and a new car Sarah I bought you in your car 228 00:13:07,050 --> 00:13:07,060 a new car Sarah I bought you in your car 229 00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:10,180 a new car Sarah I bought you in your car it's an American car with four cylinders 230 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:10,190 it's an American car with four cylinders 231 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,910 it's an American car with four cylinders I want a Mercedes what's wrong with this 232 00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:12,920 I want a Mercedes what's wrong with this 233 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:15,640 I want a Mercedes what's wrong with this house it's so small 234 00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:15,650 house it's so small 235 00:13:15,650 --> 00:13:18,610 house it's so small I won't square footage I want a courage 236 00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:18,620 I won't square footage I want a courage 237 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:22,650 I won't square footage I want a courage I'm gonna pool you've got the money I 238 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:22,660 I'm gonna pool you've got the money I 239 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,310 I'm gonna pool you've got the money I wouldn't feel right spending my 240 00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:24,320 wouldn't feel right spending my 241 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:28,230 wouldn't feel right spending my inheritance on something so superficial 242 00:13:28,230 --> 00:13:28,240 inheritance on something so superficial 243 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:33,040 inheritance on something so superficial don't you want me to be happy I thought 244 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:33,050 don't you want me to be happy I thought 245 00:13:33,050 --> 00:13:34,590 don't you want me to be happy I thought you loved me 246 00:13:34,590 --> 00:13:34,600 you loved me 247 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:37,090 you loved me a Sarah 248 00:13:37,090 --> 00:13:37,100 a Sarah 249 00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:42,160 a Sarah you are everything to me hey hey look at 250 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:42,170 you are everything to me hey hey look at 251 00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:49,420 you are everything to me hey hey look at me I love you Sara I would trade my life 252 00:13:49,420 --> 00:13:49,430 me I love you Sara I would trade my life 253 00:13:49,430 --> 00:13:56,890 me I love you Sara I would trade my life for yours alright I'm sorry I love you 254 00:13:56,890 --> 00:13:56,900 for yours alright I'm sorry I love you 255 00:13:56,900 --> 00:14:13,410 for yours alright I'm sorry I love you too 256 00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:13,420 257 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:24,410 [Music] 258 00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:24,420 259 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:39,040 [Music] 260 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:39,050 261 00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:40,620 [Music] 262 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:40,630 [Music] 263 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:43,890 [Music] okay I'll admit it in the eyes of God 264 00:14:43,890 --> 00:14:43,900 okay I'll admit it in the eyes of God 265 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,630 okay I'll admit it in the eyes of God and the people who witnessed me take my 266 00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:45,640 and the people who witnessed me take my 267 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,060 and the people who witnessed me take my sacred vows plan to kill my husband was 268 00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:48,070 sacred vows plan to kill my husband was 269 00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:50,730 sacred vows plan to kill my husband was rather and wife-like 270 00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:50,740 rather and wife-like 271 00:14:50,740 --> 00:15:00,929 rather and wife-like [Music] 272 00:15:00,929 --> 00:15:00,939 273 00:15:00,939 --> 00:15:03,999 but if you'd spent three loving 274 00:15:03,999 --> 00:15:04,009 but if you'd spent three loving 275 00:15:04,009 --> 00:15:06,489 but if you'd spent three loving caressing years with them you'd 276 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:06,499 caressing years with them you'd 277 00:15:06,499 --> 00:15:09,120 caressing years with them you'd understand 278 00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:09,130 279 00:15:09,130 --> 00:15:19,440 [Music] 280 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:19,450 281 00:15:19,450 --> 00:15:33,990 [Music] 282 00:15:33,990 --> 00:15:34,000 283 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,580 [Applause] 284 00:15:36,580 --> 00:15:36,590 [Applause] 285 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:38,480 [Applause] Kendra was one of those girls that 286 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:38,490 Kendra was one of those girls that 287 00:15:38,490 --> 00:15:40,930 Kendra was one of those girls that everyone has in their family you know 288 00:15:40,930 --> 00:15:40,940 everyone has in their family you know 289 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,710 everyone has in their family you know brilliant manic-depressive misanthropic 290 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:44,720 brilliant manic-depressive misanthropic 291 00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:48,130 brilliant manic-depressive misanthropic eternally bitter but in a good way 292 00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:48,140 eternally bitter but in a good way 293 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:50,060 eternally bitter but in a good way she was my best friend 294 00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:50,070 she was my best friend 295 00:15:50,070 --> 00:16:11,139 she was my best friend [Music] 296 00:16:11,139 --> 00:16:11,149 297 00:16:11,149 --> 00:16:15,440 sorry so how are you doing today well I 298 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:15,450 sorry so how are you doing today well I 299 00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:17,300 sorry so how are you doing today well I haven't blown my brains out through the 300 00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:17,310 haven't blown my brains out through the 301 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,009 haven't blown my brains out through the back of my head so I guess that's a plus 302 00:16:19,009 --> 00:16:19,019 back of my head so I guess that's a plus 303 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,680 back of my head so I guess that's a plus I thought you were feeling better you 304 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:21,690 I thought you were feeling better you 305 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:24,560 I thought you were feeling better you know what it's like it's like I made the 306 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:24,570 know what it's like it's like I made the 307 00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:27,079 know what it's like it's like I made the man of my dreams in a supermarket and I 308 00:16:27,079 --> 00:16:27,089 man of my dreams in a supermarket and I 309 00:16:27,089 --> 00:16:28,699 man of my dreams in a supermarket and I want to club him to death with a leg of 310 00:16:28,699 --> 00:16:28,709 want to club him to death with a leg of 311 00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:32,150 want to club him to death with a leg of lamb just to make a point yeah so how 312 00:16:32,150 --> 00:16:32,160 lamb just to make a point yeah so how 313 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,670 lamb just to make a point yeah so how was Law School far as much fun as 314 00:16:34,670 --> 00:16:34,680 was Law School far as much fun as 315 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:36,590 was Law School far as much fun as ripping my ovaries out with a pair of 316 00:16:36,590 --> 00:16:36,600 ripping my ovaries out with a pair of 317 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,710 ripping my ovaries out with a pair of chopsticks you are so negative I have a 318 00:16:39,710 --> 00:16:39,720 chopsticks you are so negative I have a 319 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,110 chopsticks you are so negative I have a total optimist you are there's a cynical 320 00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:42,120 total optimist you are there's a cynical 321 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,190 total optimist you are there's a cynical person I know 322 00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:43,200 person I know 323 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:47,090 person I know I am a cynical optimist I still think 324 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:47,100 I am a cynical optimist I still think 325 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,400 I am a cynical optimist I still think you should start therapy don't trust it 326 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:49,410 you should start therapy don't trust it 327 00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:53,329 you should start therapy don't trust it and why if I told the therapist that I 328 00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:53,339 and why if I told the therapist that I 329 00:16:53,339 --> 00:16:54,860 and why if I told the therapist that I have reoccurring fantasies about 330 00:16:54,860 --> 00:16:54,870 have reoccurring fantasies about 331 00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:57,590 have reoccurring fantasies about torturing old naked men might look 332 00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:57,600 torturing old naked men might look 333 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,990 torturing old naked men might look premeditated if I actually did it 334 00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:01,000 premeditated if I actually did it 335 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:08,250 premeditated if I actually did it I see your point what is your husband 336 00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:08,260 I see your point what is your husband 337 00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:10,260 I see your point what is your husband he thinks I should go to some depression 338 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:10,270 he thinks I should go to some depression 339 00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:14,819 he thinks I should go to some depression Anonymous meetings people yeah like I 340 00:17:14,819 --> 00:17:14,829 Anonymous meetings people yeah like I 341 00:17:14,829 --> 00:17:16,319 Anonymous meetings people yeah like I really want to make friends with someone 342 00:17:16,319 --> 00:17:16,329 really want to make friends with someone 343 00:17:16,329 --> 00:17:18,120 really want to make friends with someone who might slit their wrists and send me 344 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:18,130 who might slit their wrists and send me 345 00:17:18,130 --> 00:17:21,870 who might slit their wrists and send me spiraling into deeper depression I'm 346 00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:21,880 spiraling into deeper depression I'm 347 00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:37,890 spiraling into deeper depression I'm gonna go I like it I can't wait yes this 348 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:37,900 gonna go I like it I can't wait yes this 349 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:40,740 gonna go I like it I can't wait yes this is wrong on numerous levels my parents 350 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:40,750 is wrong on numerous levels my parents 351 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:42,180 is wrong on numerous levels my parents divorced when I was very young and 352 00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:42,190 divorced when I was very young and 353 00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:43,950 divorced when I was very young and subsequently I was raised in a maternal 354 00:17:43,950 --> 00:17:43,960 subsequently I was raised in a maternal 355 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,350 subsequently I was raised in a maternal environment in many ways I always 356 00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:46,360 environment in many ways I always 357 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:47,610 environment in many ways I always thought to fulfill that fatherly 358 00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:47,620 thought to fulfill that fatherly 359 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:50,120 thought to fulfill that fatherly influence that I never had in my youth I 360 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:50,130 influence that I never had in my youth I 361 00:17:50,130 --> 00:17:53,460 influence that I never had in my youth I miss you so much are you gonna watch me 362 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:53,470 miss you so much are you gonna watch me 363 00:17:53,470 --> 00:17:57,180 miss you so much are you gonna watch me tonight god yes do you like that Charles 364 00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:57,190 tonight god yes do you like that Charles 365 00:17:57,190 --> 00:17:59,490 tonight god yes do you like that Charles I want you to leave your husband aren't 366 00:17:59,490 --> 00:17:59,500 I want you to leave your husband aren't 367 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,480 I want you to leave your husband aren't you too old for me 368 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:00,490 you too old for me 369 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:02,220 you too old for me well I lack in age I make up with 370 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:02,230 well I lack in age I make up with 371 00:18:02,230 --> 00:18:04,380 well I lack in age I make up with immaturity you married too 372 00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:04,390 immaturity you married too 373 00:18:04,390 --> 00:18:07,100 immaturity you married too I can take care of you about your house 374 00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:07,110 I can take care of you about your house 375 00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:09,390 I can take care of you about your house I'll call you later my friends coming 376 00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:09,400 I'll call you later my friends coming 377 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:11,210 I'll call you later my friends coming out does she know about us 378 00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:11,220 out does she know about us 379 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:18,270 out does she know about us nobody does now go and Charles seemed 380 00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:18,280 nobody does now go and Charles seemed 381 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,710 nobody does now go and Charles seemed very willing to play the role of 382 00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:19,720 very willing to play the role of 383 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:29,230 very willing to play the role of surrogate father 384 00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:29,240 385 00:18:29,240 --> 00:19:17,149 [Music] 386 00:19:17,149 --> 00:19:17,159 [Music] 387 00:19:17,159 --> 00:19:24,169 [Music] I wish we could go out to a real 388 00:19:24,169 --> 00:19:24,179 I wish we could go out to a real 389 00:19:24,179 --> 00:19:27,619 I wish we could go out to a real restaurant I have too many clients in 390 00:19:27,619 --> 00:19:27,629 restaurant I have too many clients in 391 00:19:27,629 --> 00:19:37,279 restaurant I have too many clients in this city don't monthly really well tell 392 00:19:37,279 --> 00:19:37,289 this city don't monthly really well tell 393 00:19:37,289 --> 00:19:40,830 this city don't monthly really well tell Ryan I'm visiting my family 394 00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:40,840 395 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:44,450 let's say Europe together 396 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:44,460 397 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:50,030 I would love that maybe we could do that 398 00:19:50,030 --> 00:19:50,040 I would love that maybe we could do that 399 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,360 I would love that maybe we could do that permanently 400 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:52,370 permanently 401 00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:57,210 permanently what do you say 402 00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:57,220 403 00:19:57,220 --> 00:20:02,520 I want you in my life permanently are 404 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:02,530 I want you in my life permanently are 405 00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:06,419 I want you in my life permanently are you gonna leave your husband I want us 406 00:20:06,419 --> 00:20:06,429 you gonna leave your husband I want us 407 00:20:06,429 --> 00:20:11,010 you gonna leave your husband I want us to kill him I thought the other night 408 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:11,020 to kill him I thought the other night 409 00:20:11,020 --> 00:20:15,000 to kill him I thought the other night was a joke you're serious he's wealthy 410 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:15,010 was a joke you're serious he's wealthy 411 00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:19,020 was a joke you're serious he's wealthy if he dies we keep all of his money so 412 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:19,030 if he dies we keep all of his money so 413 00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:20,700 if he dies we keep all of his money so divorce him I can't 414 00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:20,710 divorce him I can't 415 00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:22,380 divorce him I can't I signed a prenuptial agreement if we 416 00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:22,390 I signed a prenuptial agreement if we 417 00:20:22,390 --> 00:20:24,590 I signed a prenuptial agreement if we divorce I get nothing 418 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:24,600 divorce I get nothing 419 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,360 divorce I get nothing Sara I'm not a violent man we could pay 420 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:27,370 Sara I'm not a violent man we could pay 421 00:20:27,370 --> 00:20:31,560 Sara I'm not a violent man we could pay someone to do it it's too risky 422 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:31,570 someone to do it it's too risky 423 00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:34,830 someone to do it it's too risky I know someone who would do it for the 424 00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:34,840 I know someone who would do it for the 425 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:44,240 I know someone who would do it for the right price 426 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:44,250 427 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:47,310 Richard is kyndra's husband definitely 428 00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:47,320 Richard is kyndra's husband definitely 429 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:49,200 Richard is kyndra's husband definitely two people who should not be allowed to 430 00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:49,210 two people who should not be allowed to 431 00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:52,169 two people who should not be allowed to procreate together Richard is an actor 432 00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:52,179 procreate together Richard is an actor 433 00:20:52,179 --> 00:20:54,060 procreate together Richard is an actor the kind who must become the very 434 00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:54,070 the kind who must become the very 435 00:20:54,070 --> 00:20:57,600 the kind who must become the very essence of his next character not so 436 00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:57,610 essence of his next character not so 437 00:20:57,610 --> 00:20:59,760 essence of his next character not so much in a Pacino kind of way but more of 438 00:20:59,760 --> 00:20:59,770 much in a Pacino kind of way but more of 439 00:20:59,770 --> 00:21:02,130 much in a Pacino kind of way but more of a I'm a fucking crazy method actor kind 440 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:02,140 a I'm a fucking crazy method actor kind 441 00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:05,060 a I'm a fucking crazy method actor kind of way 442 00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:05,070 443 00:21:05,070 --> 00:21:15,190 oh hey Richard 444 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:15,200 445 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,610 what's wrong 446 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:16,620 what's wrong 447 00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:22,730 what's wrong you okay yep natural killing the crisis 448 00:21:22,730 --> 00:21:22,740 you okay yep natural killing the crisis 449 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:29,990 you okay yep natural killing the crisis last night oh my god Richard I'm so 450 00:21:29,990 --> 00:21:30,000 last night oh my god Richard I'm so 451 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:36,529 last night oh my god Richard I'm so sorry thank you because I don't know 452 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:36,539 sorry thank you because I don't know 453 00:21:36,539 --> 00:21:43,790 sorry thank you because I don't know what to say 454 00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:43,800 455 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:48,300 don't bother mag didn't that's exactly 456 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:48,310 don't bother mag didn't that's exactly 457 00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:49,830 don't bother mag didn't that's exactly how I did it in addition I didn't get 458 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:49,840 how I did it in addition I didn't get 459 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:53,630 how I did it in addition I didn't get the fucking port your piece of work 460 00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:53,640 the fucking port your piece of work 461 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:58,200 the fucking port your piece of work don't do the scroll by its nuts - listen 462 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:58,210 don't do the scroll by its nuts - listen 463 00:21:58,210 --> 00:22:00,840 don't do the scroll by its nuts - listen I'm doing this audition right player 464 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:00,850 I'm doing this audition right player 465 00:22:00,850 --> 00:22:03,960 I'm doing this audition right player film film and the casting director has 466 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:03,970 film film and the casting director has 467 00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:05,370 film film and the casting director has me improvising with this guy who's 468 00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:05,380 me improvising with this guy who's 469 00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:06,750 me improvising with this guy who's supposed to be my boss and fires 470 00:22:06,750 --> 00:22:06,760 supposed to be my boss and fires 471 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:11,220 supposed to be my boss and fires befallen right so I'm taking my boss and 472 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:11,230 befallen right so I'm taking my boss and 473 00:22:11,230 --> 00:22:12,840 befallen right so I'm taking my boss and I kneel when the balls really really 474 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:12,850 I kneel when the balls really really 475 00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:14,760 I kneel when the balls really really hard very much yeah well I'm in 476 00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:14,770 hard very much yeah well I'm in 477 00:22:14,770 --> 00:22:17,100 hard very much yeah well I'm in character right so he drops like an 478 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:17,110 character right so he drops like an 479 00:22:17,110 --> 00:22:18,960 character right so he drops like an altar boys pants a confession and I 480 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:18,970 altar boys pants a confession and I 481 00:22:18,970 --> 00:22:20,280 altar boys pants a confession and I start tricking them in the stomach cuz 482 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:20,290 start tricking them in the stomach cuz 483 00:22:20,290 --> 00:22:21,840 start tricking them in the stomach cuz he's my boss a fireman a fucking pissed 484 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:21,850 he's my boss a fireman a fucking pissed 485 00:22:21,850 --> 00:22:36,140 he's my boss a fireman a fucking pissed off man sure really hurts my feelings 486 00:22:36,140 --> 00:22:36,150 487 00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:38,250 well I thought you're moving to LA I'm 488 00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:38,260 well I thought you're moving to LA I'm 489 00:22:38,260 --> 00:22:40,380 well I thought you're moving to LA I'm there when I get the money Kenner I'm 490 00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:40,390 there when I get the money Kenner I'm 491 00:22:40,390 --> 00:22:42,000 there when I get the money Kenner I'm packing up and going yeah yeah you see 492 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,010 packing up and going yeah yeah you see 493 00:22:42,010 --> 00:22:43,440 packing up and going yeah yeah you see me sin here but I'm not no no I'm 494 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:43,450 me sin here but I'm not no no I'm 495 00:22:43,450 --> 00:22:47,850 me sin here but I'm not no no I'm totally there I do have this on this one 496 00:22:47,850 --> 00:22:47,860 totally there I do have this on this one 497 00:22:47,860 --> 00:22:51,960 totally there I do have this on this one for me not them a few weeks good 498 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:51,970 for me not them a few weeks good 499 00:22:51,970 --> 00:22:54,270 for me not them a few weeks good character you bet your ass something a 500 00:22:54,270 --> 00:22:54,280 character you bet your ass something a 501 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:59,150 character you bet your ass something a character 502 00:22:59,150 --> 00:22:59,160 503 00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:02,460 I'd kill someone you know that didn't 504 00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:02,470 I'd kill someone you know that didn't 505 00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:04,440 I'd kill someone you know that didn't know that that's all it takes to get the 506 00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:04,450 know that that's all it takes to get the 507 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,180 know that that's all it takes to get the part 508 00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:06,190 part 509 00:23:06,190 --> 00:23:14,850 part I kill you good to know you're my friend 510 00:23:14,850 --> 00:23:14,860 I kill you good to know you're my friend 511 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:17,039 I kill you good to know you're my friend right but I kill you 512 00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:17,049 right but I kill you 513 00:23:17,049 --> 00:23:20,850 right but I kill you well that's dedication I'm a dedicated 514 00:23:20,850 --> 00:23:20,860 well that's dedication I'm a dedicated 515 00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:27,779 well that's dedication I'm a dedicated man hey um so how about the four of us 516 00:23:27,779 --> 00:23:27,789 man hey um so how about the four of us 517 00:23:27,789 --> 00:23:29,610 man hey um so how about the four of us get together tomorrow night light up a 518 00:23:29,610 --> 00:23:29,620 get together tomorrow night light up a 519 00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:31,169 get together tomorrow night light up a bomb Marlene Watson Oliver Stone flick 520 00:23:31,169 --> 00:23:31,179 bomb Marlene Watson Oliver Stone flick 521 00:23:31,179 --> 00:23:37,880 bomb Marlene Watson Oliver Stone flick good idea preferably Patel 522 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:37,890 523 00:23:37,890 --> 00:23:46,210 [Music] 524 00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:46,220 525 00:23:46,220 --> 00:23:50,510 [Music] 526 00:23:50,510 --> 00:23:50,520 527 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:55,280 here are the files that you wanted sir 528 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:55,290 529 00:23:55,290 --> 00:24:00,360 Sean Corrigan guy has the social skills 530 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:00,370 Sean Corrigan guy has the social skills 531 00:24:00,370 --> 00:24:04,190 Sean Corrigan guy has the social skills of a rice cake whoa 532 00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:04,200 of a rice cake whoa 533 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,020 of a rice cake whoa did you write bipolar on this history 534 00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:07,030 did you write bipolar on this history 535 00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:11,190 did you write bipolar on this history record yes sir this guy's clearly 536 00:24:11,190 --> 00:24:11,200 record yes sir this guy's clearly 537 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,040 record yes sir this guy's clearly manic-depressive but isn't it the same 538 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:14,050 manic-depressive but isn't it the same 539 00:24:14,050 --> 00:24:19,500 manic-depressive but isn't it the same thing oh there are nuances that wait I'm 540 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:19,510 thing oh there are nuances that wait I'm 541 00:24:19,510 --> 00:24:21,540 thing oh there are nuances that wait I'm sorry where did you get your PhD from 542 00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:21,550 sorry where did you get your PhD from 543 00:24:21,550 --> 00:24:27,990 sorry where did you get your PhD from again oh you don't have one I see I'll 544 00:24:27,990 --> 00:24:28,000 again oh you don't have one I see I'll 545 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,960 again oh you don't have one I see I'll make you a deal you don't tell me how to 546 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:30,970 make you a deal you don't tell me how to 547 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,850 make you a deal you don't tell me how to diagnose and I won't tell you how to 548 00:24:32,850 --> 00:24:32,860 diagnose and I won't tell you how to 549 00:24:32,860 --> 00:24:45,360 diagnose and I won't tell you how to type okay yes sir that afternoon Kendra 550 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:45,370 type okay yes sir that afternoon Kendra 551 00:24:45,370 --> 00:24:47,730 type okay yes sir that afternoon Kendra was experiencing a quarter life crisis 552 00:24:47,730 --> 00:24:47,740 was experiencing a quarter life crisis 553 00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:50,820 was experiencing a quarter life crisis so I popped in my power yoga tape a new 554 00:24:50,820 --> 00:24:50,830 so I popped in my power yoga tape a new 555 00:24:50,830 --> 00:24:52,080 so I popped in my power yoga tape a new concept developed by Wall Street 556 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:52,090 concept developed by Wall Street 557 00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:55,320 concept developed by Wall Street stockbroker twice the meditation in half 558 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:55,330 stockbroker twice the meditation in half 559 00:24:55,330 --> 00:25:04,080 stockbroker twice the meditation in half the time come one with yourself see your 560 00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:04,090 the time come one with yourself see your 561 00:25:04,090 --> 00:25:19,490 the time come one with yourself see your future be your future 562 00:25:19,490 --> 00:25:19,500 563 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,480 did I ever tell you I had the biggest 564 00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:21,490 did I ever tell you I had the biggest 565 00:25:21,490 --> 00:25:23,940 did I ever tell you I had the biggest crush on my priest growing out that sex 566 00:25:23,940 --> 00:25:23,950 crush on my priest growing out that sex 567 00:25:23,950 --> 00:25:29,060 crush on my priest growing out that sex with the priest once I wasn't religious 568 00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:29,070 with the priest once I wasn't religious 569 00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:32,279 with the priest once I wasn't religious I'm having issues with Ryan men are 570 00:25:32,279 --> 00:25:32,289 I'm having issues with Ryan men are 571 00:25:32,289 --> 00:25:34,649 I'm having issues with Ryan men are useless I hate men are you talking about 572 00:25:34,649 --> 00:25:34,659 useless I hate men are you talking about 573 00:25:34,659 --> 00:25:36,779 useless I hate men are you talking about you love men I love to fuck man there's 574 00:25:36,779 --> 00:25:36,789 you love men I love to fuck man there's 575 00:25:36,789 --> 00:25:39,990 you love men I love to fuck man there's a difference I think Ryan is cheating on 576 00:25:39,990 --> 00:25:40,000 a difference I think Ryan is cheating on 577 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,120 a difference I think Ryan is cheating on me just because you're paranoid doesn't 578 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:42,130 me just because you're paranoid doesn't 579 00:25:42,130 --> 00:25:43,680 me just because you're paranoid doesn't mean your husband's not banging another 580 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:43,690 mean your husband's not banging another 581 00:25:43,690 --> 00:25:49,019 mean your husband's not banging another woman thank you 582 00:25:49,019 --> 00:25:49,029 583 00:25:49,029 --> 00:25:51,649 why do you think Ryan's cheating on you 584 00:25:51,649 --> 00:25:51,659 why do you think Ryan's cheating on you 585 00:25:51,659 --> 00:25:54,659 why do you think Ryan's cheating on you he doesn't touch me very often it's not 586 00:25:54,659 --> 00:25:54,669 he doesn't touch me very often it's not 587 00:25:54,669 --> 00:25:56,730 he doesn't touch me very often it's not very experimental he doesn't spend very 588 00:25:56,730 --> 00:25:56,740 very experimental he doesn't spend very 589 00:25:56,740 --> 00:25:57,750 very experimental he doesn't spend very much money on me 590 00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:57,760 much money on me 591 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:59,580 much money on me maybe you should initiate more be more 592 00:25:59,580 --> 00:25:59,590 maybe you should initiate more be more 593 00:25:59,590 --> 00:26:01,649 maybe you should initiate more be more of an activist like me you were not an 594 00:26:01,649 --> 00:26:01,659 of an activist like me you were not an 595 00:26:01,659 --> 00:26:04,110 of an activist like me you were not an activist and you never go to any 596 00:26:04,110 --> 00:26:04,120 activist and you never go to any 597 00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:08,340 activist and you never go to any meetings I'm a pacifist activist these 598 00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:08,350 meetings I'm a pacifist activist these 599 00:26:08,350 --> 00:26:11,299 meetings I'm a pacifist activist these fine does the moral thing Richard says 600 00:26:11,299 --> 00:26:11,309 fine does the moral thing Richard says 601 00:26:11,309 --> 00:26:15,210 fine does the moral thing Richard says yeah but it takes an act of Congress but 602 00:26:15,210 --> 00:26:15,220 yeah but it takes an act of Congress but 603 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:18,210 yeah but it takes an act of Congress but I dated this beautiful Jewish man for a 604 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:18,220 I dated this beautiful Jewish man for a 605 00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:20,490 I dated this beautiful Jewish man for a year before I met Richard mm-hmm he 606 00:26:20,490 --> 00:26:20,500 year before I met Richard mm-hmm he 607 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:23,580 year before I met Richard mm-hmm he never went down monza guess it wasn't 608 00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:23,590 never went down monza guess it wasn't 609 00:26:23,590 --> 00:26:36,090 never went down monza guess it wasn't kosher 610 00:26:36,090 --> 00:26:36,100 611 00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:45,610 [Music] 612 00:26:45,610 --> 00:26:45,620 613 00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:47,750 making myself at home and going through 614 00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:47,760 making myself at home and going through 615 00:26:47,760 --> 00:27:34,669 making myself at home and going through my shit damn right this is private 616 00:27:34,669 --> 00:27:34,679 my shit damn right this is private 617 00:27:34,679 --> 00:27:45,889 my shit damn right this is private it's public now hi honey just watching 618 00:27:45,889 --> 00:27:45,899 it's public now hi honey just watching 619 00:27:45,899 --> 00:27:58,690 it's public now hi honey just watching television what are you coming home 620 00:27:58,690 --> 00:27:58,700 621 00:27:58,700 --> 00:28:01,340 so if you don't get it yet I'll break it 622 00:28:01,340 --> 00:28:01,350 so if you don't get it yet I'll break it 623 00:28:01,350 --> 00:28:03,710 so if you don't get it yet I'll break it down I set up four cameras in the house 624 00:28:03,710 --> 00:28:03,720 down I set up four cameras in the house 625 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,140 down I set up four cameras in the house so the Charles can watch me I think it's 626 00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:06,150 so the Charles can watch me I think it's 627 00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:09,440 so the Charles can watch me I think it's exciting and besides it's not cheating I 628 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:09,450 exciting and besides it's not cheating I 629 00:28:09,450 --> 00:28:11,660 exciting and besides it's not cheating I mean that stuff back at the hotel was 630 00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:11,670 mean that stuff back at the hotel was 631 00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:21,260 mean that stuff back at the hotel was cheating that this isn't of course Ryan 632 00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:21,270 cheating that this isn't of course Ryan 633 00:28:21,270 --> 00:28:23,270 cheating that this isn't of course Ryan doesn't know kind of stupid question is 634 00:28:23,270 --> 00:28:23,280 doesn't know kind of stupid question is 635 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:34,780 doesn't know kind of stupid question is that 636 00:28:34,780 --> 00:28:34,790 637 00:28:34,790 --> 00:28:37,940 nothing brutal or painful just a few 638 00:28:37,940 --> 00:28:37,950 nothing brutal or painful just a few 639 00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:39,650 nothing brutal or painful just a few quick deep gashes to the neck bored 640 00:28:39,650 --> 00:28:39,660 quick deep gashes to the neck bored 641 00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:44,770 quick deep gashes to the neck bored nicely 642 00:28:44,770 --> 00:28:44,780 643 00:28:44,780 --> 00:28:47,180 hey that's what he gets for making me 644 00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:47,190 hey that's what he gets for making me 645 00:28:47,190 --> 00:28:49,520 hey that's what he gets for making me sign a prenuptial agreement he brought 646 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:49,530 sign a prenuptial agreement he brought 647 00:28:49,530 --> 00:28:54,920 sign a prenuptial agreement he brought this on himself all I want is for death 648 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:54,930 this on himself all I want is for death 649 00:28:54,930 --> 00:28:59,140 this on himself all I want is for death to do us part 650 00:28:59,140 --> 00:28:59,150 651 00:28:59,150 --> 00:29:03,140 [Music] 652 00:29:03,140 --> 00:29:03,150 [Music] 653 00:29:03,150 --> 00:29:04,740 [Music] that evening 654 00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:04,750 that evening 655 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:07,200 that evening much like our usual get-togethers we 656 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:07,210 much like our usual get-togethers we 657 00:29:07,210 --> 00:29:08,430 much like our usual get-togethers we tried to delve into the ontological 658 00:29:08,430 --> 00:29:08,440 tried to delve into the ontological 659 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:35,030 tried to delve into the ontological riddles of our time film is my life I 660 00:29:35,030 --> 00:29:35,040 661 00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:36,300 well 662 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:36,310 well 663 00:29:36,310 --> 00:29:38,130 well the paintings are the kidneys everyone 664 00:29:38,130 --> 00:29:38,140 the paintings are the kidneys everyone 665 00:29:38,140 --> 00:29:50,330 the paintings are the kidneys everyone has one I've got to what everyone has to 666 00:29:50,330 --> 00:29:50,340 has one I've got to what everyone has to 667 00:29:50,340 --> 00:29:53,070 has one I've got to what everyone has to I did it 668 00:29:53,070 --> 00:29:53,080 I did it 669 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:58,530 I did it I think Sarah is a point though what are 670 00:29:58,530 --> 00:29:58,540 I think Sarah is a point though what are 671 00:29:58,540 --> 00:30:00,000 I think Sarah is a point though what are you saying I'm saying you're not gonna 672 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:00,010 you saying I'm saying you're not gonna 673 00:30:00,010 --> 00:30:13,020 you saying I'm saying you're not gonna Christopher Walken okay okay you want 674 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:13,030 Christopher Walken okay okay you want 675 00:30:13,030 --> 00:30:14,400 Christopher Walken okay okay you want some dedication you guys want some 676 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:14,410 some dedication you guys want some 677 00:30:14,410 --> 00:30:15,690 some dedication you guys want some fucking acting 678 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:15,700 fucking acting 679 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:37,090 fucking acting [Music] 680 00:30:37,090 --> 00:30:37,100 681 00:30:37,100 --> 00:30:40,640 that's my gun yep my back Gator of the 682 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:40,650 that's my gun yep my back Gator of the 683 00:30:40,650 --> 00:30:42,730 that's my gun yep my back Gator of the devil huh by the white lightning big boy 684 00:30:42,730 --> 00:30:42,740 devil huh by the white lightning big boy 685 00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:45,110 devil huh by the white lightning big boy Jesus butchered I'm sorry 686 00:30:45,110 --> 00:30:45,120 Jesus butchered I'm sorry 687 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:50,890 Jesus butchered I'm sorry he'll fucker 688 00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:50,900 689 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:57,810 [Music] 690 00:30:57,810 --> 00:30:57,820 691 00:30:57,820 --> 00:31:00,039 that's his shit dreams are made up just 692 00:31:00,039 --> 00:31:00,049 that's his shit dreams are made up just 693 00:31:00,049 --> 00:31:01,389 that's his shit dreams are made up just like Christopher Walken in The Deer 694 00:31:01,389 --> 00:31:01,399 like Christopher Walken in The Deer 695 00:31:01,399 --> 00:31:03,909 like Christopher Walken in The Deer Hunter this is your life that's some 696 00:31:03,909 --> 00:31:03,919 Hunter this is your life that's some 697 00:31:03,919 --> 00:31:06,039 Hunter this is your life that's some movie life is a movie just with the 698 00:31:06,039 --> 00:31:06,049 movie life is a movie just with the 699 00:31:06,049 --> 00:31:10,630 movie life is a movie just with the larger cast how do you expect me to 700 00:31:10,630 --> 00:31:10,640 larger cast how do you expect me to 701 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,430 larger cast how do you expect me to start and a beat knock them up I can't 702 00:31:12,430 --> 00:31:12,440 start and a beat knock them up I can't 703 00:31:12,440 --> 00:31:25,870 start and a beat knock them up I can't look death in the face try acting do you 704 00:31:25,870 --> 00:31:25,880 look death in the face try acting do you 705 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,220 look death in the face try acting do you know what stop the Vietnamese Empire 706 00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:27,230 know what stop the Vietnamese Empire 707 00:31:27,230 --> 00:31:28,509 know what stop the Vietnamese Empire from marching past London right in 708 00:31:28,509 --> 00:31:28,519 from marching past London right in 709 00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:30,659 from marching past London right in Washington DC 710 00:31:30,659 --> 00:31:30,669 Washington DC 711 00:31:30,669 --> 00:31:39,639 Washington DC no the Marines the next day kyndra's 712 00:31:39,639 --> 00:31:39,649 no the Marines the next day kyndra's 713 00:31:39,649 --> 00:31:42,370 no the Marines the next day kyndra's words are Ryoga rang true in my mind was 714 00:31:42,370 --> 00:31:42,380 words are Ryoga rang true in my mind was 715 00:31:42,380 --> 00:31:45,250 words are Ryoga rang true in my mind was i paranoid was I am money whoring bitch 716 00:31:45,250 --> 00:31:45,260 i paranoid was I am money whoring bitch 717 00:31:45,260 --> 00:31:47,310 i paranoid was I am money whoring bitch who would sell her husband by the pound 718 00:31:47,310 --> 00:31:47,320 who would sell her husband by the pound 719 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:51,180 who would sell her husband by the pound probably a bit of both 720 00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:51,190 721 00:31:51,190 --> 00:31:54,789 how do me how could you possibly ask me 722 00:31:54,789 --> 00:31:54,799 how do me how could you possibly ask me 723 00:31:54,799 --> 00:31:57,700 how do me how could you possibly ask me a question so you're not what are you 724 00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:57,710 a question so you're not what are you 725 00:31:57,710 --> 00:31:59,200 a question so you're not what are you expect me to say if I wasn't wasn't I 726 00:31:59,200 --> 00:31:59,210 expect me to say if I wasn't wasn't I 727 00:31:59,210 --> 00:32:01,600 expect me to say if I wasn't wasn't I give you the same answer that's not the 728 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:01,610 give you the same answer that's not the 729 00:32:01,610 --> 00:32:03,370 give you the same answer that's not the kind of honesty that I'm looking for 730 00:32:03,370 --> 00:32:03,380 kind of honesty that I'm looking for 731 00:32:03,380 --> 00:32:06,039 kind of honesty that I'm looking for so ask me if I'm cheating on are you of 732 00:32:06,039 --> 00:32:06,049 so ask me if I'm cheating on are you of 733 00:32:06,049 --> 00:32:07,870 so ask me if I'm cheating on are you of course not is that the truth 734 00:32:07,870 --> 00:32:07,880 course not is that the truth 735 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,759 course not is that the truth of course it's the truth but you'd say 736 00:32:09,759 --> 00:32:09,769 of course it's the truth but you'd say 737 00:32:09,769 --> 00:32:11,769 of course it's the truth but you'd say that even if you were cheating on me yes 738 00:32:11,769 --> 00:32:11,779 that even if you were cheating on me yes 739 00:32:11,779 --> 00:32:15,519 that even if you were cheating on me yes that's my point Ryan I'm your wife and 740 00:32:15,519 --> 00:32:15,529 that's my point Ryan I'm your wife and 741 00:32:15,529 --> 00:32:17,860 that's my point Ryan I'm your wife and I'm your husband I get the relationship 742 00:32:17,860 --> 00:32:17,870 I'm your husband I get the relationship 743 00:32:17,870 --> 00:32:19,690 I'm your husband I get the relationship for almost two years now 744 00:32:19,690 --> 00:32:19,700 for almost two years now 745 00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:21,519 for almost two years now I have been a faithful and loving wife 746 00:32:21,519 --> 00:32:21,529 I have been a faithful and loving wife 747 00:32:21,529 --> 00:32:23,110 I have been a faithful and loving wife and now you're the one between those 748 00:32:23,110 --> 00:32:23,120 and now you're the one between those 749 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,549 and now you're the one between those goddamn sacred vows that we took in 750 00:32:24,549 --> 00:32:24,559 goddamn sacred vows that we took in 751 00:32:24,559 --> 00:32:28,659 goddamn sacred vows that we took in front of that shitty fucking altar Sarah 752 00:32:28,659 --> 00:32:28,669 front of that shitty fucking altar Sarah 753 00:32:28,669 --> 00:32:34,539 front of that shitty fucking altar Sarah I promise you not once have I cheated on 754 00:32:34,539 --> 00:32:34,549 I promise you not once have I cheated on 755 00:32:34,549 --> 00:32:40,799 I promise you not once have I cheated on you 756 00:32:40,799 --> 00:32:40,809 757 00:32:40,809 --> 00:32:44,080 today mentioned the six knee surgeries 758 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:44,090 today mentioned the six knee surgeries 759 00:32:44,090 --> 00:32:45,159 today mentioned the six knee surgeries he's limping around right now 760 00:32:45,159 --> 00:32:45,169 he's limping around right now 761 00:32:45,169 --> 00:32:52,680 he's limping around right now I mean one of those guys over the 762 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:52,690 763 00:32:52,690 --> 00:32:55,919 technically didn't lie to her 764 00:32:55,919 --> 00:32:55,929 technically didn't lie to her 765 00:32:55,929 --> 00:32:58,090 technically didn't lie to her it wasn't once it's been more like a 766 00:32:58,090 --> 00:32:58,100 it wasn't once it's been more like a 767 00:32:58,100 --> 00:33:02,310 it wasn't once it's been more like a dozen times doesn't make me feel better 768 00:33:02,310 --> 00:33:02,320 dozen times doesn't make me feel better 769 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:08,100 dozen times doesn't make me feel better tell me that's not holding he held him 770 00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:08,110 771 00:33:08,110 --> 00:33:10,539 I'm just saying and a court of law it 772 00:33:10,539 --> 00:33:10,549 I'm just saying and a court of law it 773 00:33:10,549 --> 00:33:13,779 I'm just saying and a court of law it wouldn't be perjury oh is the law 774 00:33:13,779 --> 00:33:13,789 wouldn't be perjury oh is the law 775 00:33:13,789 --> 00:33:16,269 wouldn't be perjury oh is the law student Law is the only thing you've got 776 00:33:16,269 --> 00:33:16,279 student Law is the only thing you've got 777 00:33:16,279 --> 00:33:18,789 student Law is the only thing you've got when you're a rotten husband hey I love 778 00:33:18,789 --> 00:33:18,799 when you're a rotten husband hey I love 779 00:33:18,799 --> 00:33:21,220 when you're a rotten husband hey I love my wife well your love is running down 780 00:33:21,220 --> 00:33:21,230 my wife well your love is running down 781 00:33:21,230 --> 00:33:25,960 my wife well your love is running down my leg right now how can you talk to me 782 00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:25,970 my leg right now how can you talk to me 783 00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:31,240 my leg right now how can you talk to me that way quite easily actually I can't 784 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:31,250 that way quite easily actually I can't 785 00:33:31,250 --> 00:33:32,830 that way quite easily actually I can't believe I'm doing this this is so wrong 786 00:33:32,830 --> 00:33:32,840 believe I'm doing this this is so wrong 787 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,710 believe I'm doing this this is so wrong with your friend's wife in your wife's 788 00:33:35,710 --> 00:33:35,720 with your friend's wife in your wife's 789 00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,240 with your friend's wife in your wife's bed you really are a sick twisted fuck 790 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:39,250 bed you really are a sick twisted fuck 791 00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:43,690 bed you really are a sick twisted fuck he's going deep throw the ball you pussy 792 00:33:43,690 --> 00:33:43,700 he's going deep throw the ball you pussy 793 00:33:43,700 --> 00:33:51,470 he's going deep throw the ball you pussy throw it throw it 794 00:33:51,470 --> 00:33:51,480 795 00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:55,770 have you dropped that pathetic I could 796 00:33:55,770 --> 00:33:55,780 have you dropped that pathetic I could 797 00:33:55,780 --> 00:33:58,500 have you dropped that pathetic I could have caught that I really could have 798 00:33:58,500 --> 00:33:58,510 have caught that I really could have 799 00:33:58,510 --> 00:34:03,480 have caught that I really could have caught that yeah I've decided I'm not 800 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:03,490 caught that yeah I've decided I'm not 801 00:34:03,490 --> 00:34:08,130 caught that yeah I've decided I'm not gonna sleep with you again yeah you kena 802 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:08,140 gonna sleep with you again yeah you kena 803 00:34:08,140 --> 00:34:11,880 gonna sleep with you again yeah you kena this was the last time yeah this is it 804 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:11,890 this was the last time yeah this is it 805 00:34:11,890 --> 00:34:17,100 this was the last time yeah this is it overruled I'll tell your wife you 806 00:34:17,100 --> 00:34:17,110 overruled I'll tell your wife you 807 00:34:17,110 --> 00:34:20,730 overruled I'll tell your wife you wouldn't you'd thank me sir would kill 808 00:34:20,730 --> 00:34:20,740 wouldn't you'd thank me sir would kill 809 00:34:20,740 --> 00:34:23,280 wouldn't you'd thank me sir would kill me hey don't look a gift horse in the 810 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:23,290 me hey don't look a gift horse in the 811 00:34:23,290 --> 00:34:27,780 me hey don't look a gift horse in the mouth I'll tell your husband fuck my 812 00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:27,790 mouth I'll tell your husband fuck my 813 00:34:27,790 --> 00:34:31,080 mouth I'll tell your husband fuck my husband he's crazy he'd kill you he'd 814 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:31,090 husband he's crazy he'd kill you he'd 815 00:34:31,090 --> 00:34:32,100 husband he's crazy he'd kill you he'd kill us both 816 00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:32,110 kill us both 817 00:34:32,110 --> 00:34:39,200 kill us both they'd kill you worse 818 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:39,210 819 00:34:39,210 --> 00:34:42,629 this isn't fair I'd like to have my 10th 820 00:34:42,629 --> 00:34:42,639 this isn't fair I'd like to have my 10th 821 00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:46,700 this isn't fair I'd like to have my 10th grade aspect life's not fair 822 00:34:46,700 --> 00:34:46,710 823 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:55,649 first down 34 is good he rushed for 180 824 00:34:55,649 --> 00:34:55,659 first down 34 is good he rushed for 180 825 00:34:55,659 --> 00:35:03,000 first down 34 is good he rushed for 180 yards asking really yeah Sarah hates 826 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:03,010 yards asking really yeah Sarah hates 827 00:35:03,010 --> 00:35:09,809 yards asking really yeah Sarah hates football we can't keep doing this we'll 828 00:35:09,809 --> 00:35:09,819 football we can't keep doing this we'll 829 00:35:09,819 --> 00:35:11,210 football we can't keep doing this we'll stop eventually 830 00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:11,220 stop eventually 831 00:35:11,220 --> 00:35:14,579 stop eventually do you promise objection leading the 832 00:35:14,579 --> 00:35:14,589 do you promise objection leading the 833 00:35:14,589 --> 00:35:19,799 do you promise objection leading the mistress I'm not gonna let you dictate 834 00:35:19,799 --> 00:35:19,809 mistress I'm not gonna let you dictate 835 00:35:19,809 --> 00:35:22,559 mistress I'm not gonna let you dictate my life to me and I want you to do that 836 00:35:22,559 --> 00:35:22,569 my life to me and I want you to do that 837 00:35:22,569 --> 00:35:24,720 my life to me and I want you to do that swirly twirly thing with the time a 838 00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:24,730 swirly twirly thing with the time a 839 00:35:24,730 --> 00:35:27,620 swirly twirly thing with the time a little longer 840 00:35:27,620 --> 00:35:27,630 841 00:35:27,630 --> 00:35:33,720 why are you so mean to me Brian can't 842 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:33,730 why are you so mean to me Brian can't 843 00:35:33,730 --> 00:35:35,339 why are you so mean to me Brian can't ever nice to me anymore whatever do to 844 00:35:35,339 --> 00:35:35,349 ever nice to me anymore whatever do to 845 00:35:35,349 --> 00:35:41,700 ever nice to me anymore whatever do to you I'm sorry you just talk don't take 846 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:41,710 you I'm sorry you just talk don't take 847 00:35:41,710 --> 00:35:47,279 you I'm sorry you just talk don't take me so personally you know I just put on 848 00:35:47,279 --> 00:35:47,289 me so personally you know I just put on 849 00:35:47,289 --> 00:36:01,870 me so personally you know I just put on this tough aside for my wittle boy 850 00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:01,880 851 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:07,930 you have got to be fucking kidding me 852 00:36:07,930 --> 00:36:07,940 853 00:36:07,940 --> 00:36:09,579 looks like he's not the only one putting 854 00:36:09,579 --> 00:36:09,589 looks like he's not the only one putting 855 00:36:09,589 --> 00:36:12,460 looks like he's not the only one putting his eggs in more than one basket half of 856 00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:12,470 his eggs in more than one basket half of 857 00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:13,870 his eggs in more than one basket half of me felt that I had as much luck as a 858 00:36:13,870 --> 00:36:13,880 me felt that I had as much luck as a 859 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,660 me felt that I had as much luck as a hooker with lockjaw but the other half 860 00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:16,670 hooker with lockjaw but the other half 861 00:36:16,670 --> 00:36:18,309 hooker with lockjaw but the other half realized that I was being paid back in 862 00:36:18,309 --> 00:36:18,319 realized that I was being paid back in 863 00:36:18,319 --> 00:36:20,349 realized that I was being paid back in spades for a lifetime of feigned emotion 864 00:36:20,349 --> 00:36:20,359 spades for a lifetime of feigned emotion 865 00:36:20,359 --> 00:36:24,430 spades for a lifetime of feigned emotion I was sleeping with the devil and his 866 00:36:24,430 --> 00:36:24,440 I was sleeping with the devil and his 867 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:28,810 I was sleeping with the devil and his name was sensitive cowboy 868 00:36:28,810 --> 00:36:28,820 869 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:31,440 I had no idea 870 00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:31,450 I had no idea 871 00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:33,090 I had no idea I guess they've never slept in your bed 872 00:36:33,090 --> 00:36:33,100 I guess they've never slept in your bed 873 00:36:33,100 --> 00:36:37,820 I guess they've never slept in your bed together well in all fairness hey 874 00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:37,830 together well in all fairness hey 875 00:36:37,830 --> 00:36:39,600 together well in all fairness hey hypocrisy is one of my strongest 876 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:39,610 hypocrisy is one of my strongest 877 00:36:39,610 --> 00:36:45,510 hypocrisy is one of my strongest weaknesses what are you gonna do have 878 00:36:45,510 --> 00:36:45,520 weaknesses what are you gonna do have 879 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,610 weaknesses what are you gonna do have him killed take all of his money and 880 00:36:47,610 --> 00:36:47,620 him killed take all of his money and 881 00:36:47,620 --> 00:36:53,850 him killed take all of his money and live happily ever after in my heart of 882 00:36:53,850 --> 00:36:53,860 live happily ever after in my heart of 883 00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:56,130 live happily ever after in my heart of hearts I knew the only good sensitive 884 00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:56,140 hearts I knew the only good sensitive 885 00:36:56,140 --> 00:37:00,920 hearts I knew the only good sensitive cowboy was a dead one 886 00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:00,930 887 00:37:00,930 --> 00:37:02,990 my obvious choice was Ryan's best friend 888 00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:03,000 my obvious choice was Ryan's best friend 889 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,230 my obvious choice was Ryan's best friend Richard it's like the old saying goes if 890 00:37:06,230 --> 00:37:06,240 Richard it's like the old saying goes if 891 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,120 Richard it's like the old saying goes if you can't kill your friends and who can 892 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:08,130 you can't kill your friends and who can 893 00:37:08,130 --> 00:37:16,040 you can't kill your friends and who can you kill so in other words you want me 894 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:16,050 you kill so in other words you want me 895 00:37:16,050 --> 00:37:19,970 you kill so in other words you want me to kill Ryan for $10,000 those exact 896 00:37:19,970 --> 00:37:19,980 to kill Ryan for $10,000 those exact 897 00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:26,720 to kill Ryan for $10,000 those exact words really does Ryan know sure Richard 898 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:26,730 words really does Ryan know sure Richard 899 00:37:26,730 --> 00:37:28,520 words really does Ryan know sure Richard was God's gift to teeth but he was a 900 00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:28,530 was God's gift to teeth but he was a 901 00:37:28,530 --> 00:37:31,310 was God's gift to teeth but he was a little misguided look Richard you're a 902 00:37:31,310 --> 00:37:31,320 little misguided look Richard you're a 903 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,860 little misguided look Richard you're a visionary Thanks 904 00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:33,870 visionary Thanks 905 00:37:33,870 --> 00:37:35,570 visionary Thanks you can see hundreds of feet ahead 906 00:37:35,570 --> 00:37:35,580 you can see hundreds of feet ahead 907 00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:37,850 you can see hundreds of feet ahead you're better than the knocking 908 00:37:37,850 --> 00:37:37,860 you're better than the knocking 909 00:37:37,860 --> 00:37:42,880 you're better than the knocking really here's my point 910 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:42,890 really here's my point 911 00:37:42,890 --> 00:37:45,680 really here's my point think what this could do for your acting 912 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:45,690 think what this could do for your acting 913 00:37:45,690 --> 00:37:50,500 think what this could do for your acting career yeah what would all men do 914 00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:50,510 career yeah what would all men do 915 00:37:50,510 --> 00:37:57,930 career yeah what would all men do what would dinero do 916 00:37:57,930 --> 00:37:57,940 917 00:37:57,940 --> 00:38:01,230 maybe I should do a dry run sure 918 00:38:01,230 --> 00:38:01,240 maybe I should do a dry run sure 919 00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,930 maybe I should do a dry run sure get into character before you know 920 00:38:03,930 --> 00:38:03,940 get into character before you know 921 00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:22,120 get into character before you know getting into character I'll do it 922 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:22,130 923 00:38:22,130 --> 00:38:23,620 I told you about to sleep with you again 924 00:38:23,620 --> 00:38:23,630 I told you about to sleep with you again 925 00:38:23,630 --> 00:38:27,190 I told you about to sleep with you again why I thought the relationship is based 926 00:38:27,190 --> 00:38:27,200 why I thought the relationship is based 927 00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:28,089 why I thought the relationship is based on sex 928 00:38:28,089 --> 00:38:28,099 on sex 929 00:38:28,099 --> 00:38:30,579 on sex what did you think it was based on tofu 930 00:38:30,579 --> 00:38:30,589 what did you think it was based on tofu 931 00:38:30,589 --> 00:38:34,839 what did you think it was based on tofu I want something besides sex I need to 932 00:38:34,839 --> 00:38:34,849 I want something besides sex I need to 933 00:38:34,849 --> 00:38:38,890 I want something besides sex I need to be held can you please just fuck me is 934 00:38:38,890 --> 00:38:38,900 be held can you please just fuck me is 935 00:38:38,900 --> 00:38:41,799 be held can you please just fuck me is that too much to ask would you rather I 936 00:38:41,799 --> 00:38:41,809 that too much to ask would you rather I 937 00:38:41,809 --> 00:38:43,809 that too much to ask would you rather I want you for your mind in your money I'd 938 00:38:43,809 --> 00:38:43,819 want you for your mind in your money I'd 939 00:38:43,819 --> 00:38:46,319 want you for your mind in your money I'd rather you fuck my body for my mind I 940 00:38:46,319 --> 00:38:46,329 rather you fuck my body for my mind I 941 00:38:46,329 --> 00:38:49,990 rather you fuck my body for my mind I have a marriage I have a well whatever I 942 00:38:49,990 --> 00:38:50,000 have a marriage I have a well whatever I 943 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:53,460 have a marriage I have a well whatever I have to know what separates me from you 944 00:38:53,460 --> 00:38:53,470 have to know what separates me from you 945 00:38:53,470 --> 00:38:57,269 have to know what separates me from you we have different parents I love my wife 946 00:38:57,269 --> 00:38:57,279 we have different parents I love my wife 947 00:38:57,279 --> 00:39:01,289 we have different parents I love my wife your best friend I'm not being fulfilled 948 00:39:01,289 --> 00:39:01,299 your best friend I'm not being fulfilled 949 00:39:01,299 --> 00:39:04,960 your best friend I'm not being fulfilled tell you what want to take some of that 950 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:04,970 tell you what want to take some of that 951 00:39:04,970 --> 00:39:07,390 tell you what want to take some of that money if got stashed away fulfill my 952 00:39:07,390 --> 00:39:07,400 money if got stashed away fulfill my 953 00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:08,700 money if got stashed away fulfill my living room with a new set of furniture 954 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:08,710 living room with a new set of furniture 955 00:39:08,710 --> 00:39:20,440 living room with a new set of furniture I'll tell you what's wrong let me guess 956 00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:20,450 I'll tell you what's wrong let me guess 957 00:39:20,450 --> 00:39:21,910 I'll tell you what's wrong let me guess you two are sleeping together and now 958 00:39:21,910 --> 00:39:21,920 you two are sleeping together and now 959 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,039 you two are sleeping together and now Ryan's having second thoughts move to 960 00:39:24,039 --> 00:39:24,049 Ryan's having second thoughts move to 961 00:39:24,049 --> 00:39:24,400 Ryan's having second thoughts move to strike 962 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:24,410 strike 963 00:39:24,410 --> 00:39:35,499 strike just kidding it's amazing how a Rolex 964 00:39:35,499 --> 00:39:35,509 just kidding it's amazing how a Rolex 965 00:39:35,509 --> 00:39:37,680 just kidding it's amazing how a Rolex will spread of woman's legs 966 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:37,690 will spread of woman's legs 967 00:39:37,690 --> 00:39:43,870 will spread of woman's legs what a jerk don't even smile okay so now 968 00:39:43,870 --> 00:39:43,880 what a jerk don't even smile okay so now 969 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,640 what a jerk don't even smile okay so now I'm the bad guy in the kitchen 970 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:47,650 971 00:39:47,650 --> 00:39:53,589 you're like carrot peelers serve only 972 00:39:53,589 --> 00:39:53,599 you're like carrot peelers serve only 973 00:39:53,599 --> 00:39:55,450 you're like carrot peelers serve only one purpose and you know that's only 974 00:39:55,450 --> 00:39:55,460 one purpose and you know that's only 975 00:39:55,460 --> 00:40:12,590 one purpose and you know that's only useful in rare occasions 976 00:40:12,590 --> 00:40:12,600 977 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:22,150 [Music] 978 00:40:22,150 --> 00:40:22,160 [Music] 979 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:28,010 [Music] on the back 980 00:40:28,010 --> 00:40:28,020 981 00:40:28,020 --> 00:40:54,780 [Music] 982 00:40:54,780 --> 00:40:54,790 983 00:40:54,790 --> 00:41:01,590 [Music] 984 00:41:01,590 --> 00:41:01,600 985 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:31,550 [Music] 986 00:41:31,550 --> 00:41:31,560 987 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:39,540 [Applause] 988 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:39,550 989 00:41:39,550 --> 00:41:44,410 name and rank soldier knowing I'll slit 990 00:41:44,410 --> 00:41:44,420 name and rank soldier knowing I'll slit 991 00:41:44,420 --> 00:41:47,310 name and rank soldier knowing I'll slit your throat motherfucker name and rank 992 00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:47,320 your throat motherfucker name and rank 993 00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:50,500 your throat motherfucker name and rank fine fine corporal Ryan Sullivan 994 00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:50,510 fine fine corporal Ryan Sullivan 995 00:41:50,510 --> 00:41:54,300 fine fine corporal Ryan Sullivan reporting for duty sir 996 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:54,310 997 00:41:54,310 --> 00:41:59,980 of course not seriously I mean sergeant 998 00:41:59,980 --> 00:41:59,990 of course not seriously I mean sergeant 999 00:41:59,990 --> 00:42:02,400 of course not seriously I mean sergeant Sullivan's asleep sir 1000 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:02,410 Sullivan's asleep sir 1001 00:42:02,410 --> 00:42:07,450 Sullivan's asleep sir any news report just the fact you're 1002 00:42:07,450 --> 00:42:07,460 any news report just the fact you're 1003 00:42:07,460 --> 00:42:20,890 any news report just the fact you're certifiable sir tell me that wasn't 1004 00:42:20,890 --> 00:42:20,900 certifiable sir tell me that wasn't 1005 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:24,820 certifiable sir tell me that wasn't convincing very organic you see how I'm 1006 00:42:24,820 --> 00:42:24,830 convincing very organic you see how I'm 1007 00:42:24,830 --> 00:42:26,980 convincing very organic you see how I'm always in my head always bringing my 1008 00:42:26,980 --> 00:42:26,990 always in my head always bringing my 1009 00:42:26,990 --> 00:42:28,870 always in my head always bringing my a-game never the bee game always the egg 1010 00:42:28,870 --> 00:42:28,880 a-game never the bee game always the egg 1011 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:36,280 a-game never the bee game always the egg game well see you tomorrow 1012 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:36,290 1013 00:42:36,290 --> 00:42:40,330 I wanted to be careful the landlines I 1014 00:42:40,330 --> 00:42:40,340 I wanted to be careful the landlines I 1015 00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:47,080 I wanted to be careful the landlines I plan it out front say a human gun down 1016 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:47,090 plan it out front say a human gun down 1017 00:42:47,090 --> 00:42:53,350 plan it out front say a human gun down on my wife lately have you what me yeah 1018 00:42:53,350 --> 00:42:53,360 on my wife lately have you what me yeah 1019 00:42:53,360 --> 00:43:13,600 on my wife lately have you what me yeah just checking this kid is clinically 1020 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:13,610 just checking this kid is clinically 1021 00:43:13,610 --> 00:43:36,059 just checking this kid is clinically insane 1022 00:43:36,059 --> 00:43:36,069 1023 00:43:36,069 --> 00:43:40,799 okay thought you're going to work out I 1024 00:43:40,799 --> 00:43:40,809 okay thought you're going to work out I 1025 00:43:40,809 --> 00:43:44,500 okay thought you're going to work out I was going to but I was looking for my 1026 00:43:44,500 --> 00:43:44,510 was going to but I was looking for my 1027 00:43:44,510 --> 00:43:45,400 was going to but I was looking for my keys this morning 1028 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:45,410 keys this morning 1029 00:43:45,410 --> 00:43:54,870 keys this morning and I found this dr. Charles Weissman 1030 00:43:54,870 --> 00:43:54,880 and I found this dr. Charles Weissman 1031 00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,270 and I found this dr. Charles Weissman board-certified psychiatrist 1032 00:43:57,270 --> 00:43:57,280 board-certified psychiatrist 1033 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:02,589 board-certified psychiatrist specializing in depression Ryan I can 1034 00:44:02,589 --> 00:44:02,599 specializing in depression Ryan I can 1035 00:44:02,599 --> 00:44:05,049 specializing in depression Ryan I can explain this you don't have to I know 1036 00:44:05,049 --> 00:44:05,059 explain this you don't have to I know 1037 00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:06,010 explain this you don't have to I know what's going on 1038 00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:06,020 what's going on 1039 00:44:06,020 --> 00:44:08,410 what's going on no it Ryan it's nothing started I've 1040 00:44:08,410 --> 00:44:08,420 no it Ryan it's nothing started I've 1041 00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:14,910 no it Ryan it's nothing started I've been depressed lately yes I am I'm very 1042 00:44:14,910 --> 00:44:14,920 been depressed lately yes I am I'm very 1043 00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:19,539 been depressed lately yes I am I'm very concerned they're concerned I'm just a 1044 00:44:19,539 --> 00:44:19,549 concerned they're concerned I'm just a 1045 00:44:19,549 --> 00:44:24,069 concerned they're concerned I'm just a sensitive guy you know I know that the 1046 00:44:24,069 --> 00:44:24,079 sensitive guy you know I know that the 1047 00:44:24,079 --> 00:44:25,779 sensitive guy you know I know that the thing is I love you I just want you to 1048 00:44:25,779 --> 00:44:25,789 thing is I love you I just want you to 1049 00:44:25,789 --> 00:44:29,260 thing is I love you I just want you to be happy I thought so 1050 00:44:29,260 --> 00:44:29,270 be happy I thought so 1051 00:44:29,270 --> 00:44:32,380 be happy I thought so so I made an appointment what what dr. 1052 00:44:32,380 --> 00:44:32,390 so I made an appointment what what dr. 1053 00:44:32,390 --> 00:44:39,280 so I made an appointment what what dr. Weissman 1054 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:39,290 1055 00:44:39,290 --> 00:44:40,960 I don't want to be alone in the same 1056 00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:40,970 I don't want to be alone in the same 1057 00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:43,690 I don't want to be alone in the same room with your husband if you cancel his 1058 00:44:43,690 --> 00:44:43,700 room with your husband if you cancel his 1059 00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:45,850 room with your husband if you cancel his appointment it will look suspicious what 1060 00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:45,860 appointment it will look suspicious what 1061 00:44:45,860 --> 00:44:48,400 appointment it will look suspicious what if he pulls out a gun or something then 1062 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:48,410 if he pulls out a gun or something then 1063 00:44:48,410 --> 00:44:49,780 if he pulls out a gun or something then he'll most likely shoot you 1064 00:44:49,780 --> 00:44:49,790 he'll most likely shoot you 1065 00:44:49,790 --> 00:44:53,080 he'll most likely shoot you Ryan's thorough that way besides be a 1066 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:53,090 Ryan's thorough that way besides be a 1067 00:44:53,090 --> 00:44:55,270 Ryan's thorough that way besides be a good opportunity to pick his brain find 1068 00:44:55,270 --> 00:44:55,280 good opportunity to pick his brain find 1069 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:59,380 good opportunity to pick his brain find out how much money he is I've got to get 1070 00:44:59,380 --> 00:44:59,390 out how much money he is I've got to get 1071 00:44:59,390 --> 00:45:12,180 out how much money he is I've got to get back to the office lately Charles bye 1072 00:45:12,180 --> 00:45:12,190 1073 00:45:12,190 --> 00:45:15,430 hey I have been on 11:30 with dr. 1074 00:45:15,430 --> 00:45:15,440 hey I have been on 11:30 with dr. 1075 00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:27,199 hey I have been on 11:30 with dr. Weisberg did you sign in please 1076 00:45:27,199 --> 00:45:27,209 1077 00:45:27,209 --> 00:45:29,880 mr. Sullivan dr. Westman will be with 1078 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:29,890 mr. Sullivan dr. Westman will be with 1079 00:45:29,890 --> 00:45:32,989 mr. Sullivan dr. Westman will be with you in a minute 1080 00:45:32,989 --> 00:45:32,999 1081 00:45:32,999 --> 00:45:46,489 dr. Weissman your 11:30 sear right yeah 1082 00:45:46,489 --> 00:45:46,499 dr. Weissman your 11:30 sear right yeah 1083 00:45:46,499 --> 00:46:02,249 dr. Weissman your 11:30 sear right yeah Charles Wiseman come into my office if 1084 00:46:02,249 --> 00:46:02,259 Charles Wiseman come into my office if 1085 00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:06,269 Charles Wiseman come into my office if you don't mind it'll be a more 1086 00:46:06,269 --> 00:46:06,279 you don't mind it'll be a more 1087 00:46:06,279 --> 00:46:17,870 you don't mind it'll be a more productive session I swallowed it 1088 00:46:17,870 --> 00:46:17,880 1089 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:20,520 so you're here because you feel 1090 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:20,530 so you're here because you feel 1091 00:46:20,530 --> 00:46:27,079 so you're here because you feel disconnected well I have a hard time 1092 00:46:27,079 --> 00:46:27,089 disconnected well I have a hard time 1093 00:46:27,089 --> 00:46:32,070 disconnected well I have a hard time opening up like with my wife opening up 1094 00:46:32,070 --> 00:46:32,080 opening up like with my wife opening up 1095 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:36,060 opening up like with my wife opening up to your wife exactly what do you feel 1096 00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:36,070 to your wife exactly what do you feel 1097 00:46:36,070 --> 00:46:41,490 to your wife exactly what do you feel like this stems from I don't know money 1098 00:46:41,490 --> 00:46:41,500 like this stems from I don't know money 1099 00:46:41,500 --> 00:46:45,870 like this stems from I don't know money maybe tell me about money Ryan well I 1100 00:46:45,870 --> 00:46:45,880 maybe tell me about money Ryan well I 1101 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:49,589 maybe tell me about money Ryan well I have a lot of money and I is this I'm 1102 00:46:49,589 --> 00:46:49,599 have a lot of money and I is this I'm 1103 00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:50,490 have a lot of money and I is this I'm sorry is this the kind of thing I can 1104 00:46:50,490 --> 00:46:50,500 sorry is this the kind of thing I can 1105 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:53,849 sorry is this the kind of thing I can talk about yes yes please go on I mean a 1106 00:46:53,849 --> 00:46:53,859 talk about yes yes please go on I mean a 1107 00:46:53,859 --> 00:46:57,020 talk about yes yes please go on I mean a lot of money like forty million dollars 1108 00:46:57,020 --> 00:46:57,030 lot of money like forty million dollars 1109 00:46:57,030 --> 00:46:59,820 lot of money like forty million dollars Jesus Christ excuse me 1110 00:46:59,820 --> 00:46:59,830 Jesus Christ excuse me 1111 00:46:59,830 --> 00:47:04,770 Jesus Christ excuse me please continue and my wife doesn't know 1112 00:47:04,770 --> 00:47:04,780 please continue and my wife doesn't know 1113 00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:05,910 please continue and my wife doesn't know because you signed a prenuptial 1114 00:47:05,910 --> 00:47:05,920 because you signed a prenuptial 1115 00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:08,250 because you signed a prenuptial agreement I mean she knows I have money 1116 00:47:08,250 --> 00:47:08,260 agreement I mean she knows I have money 1117 00:47:08,260 --> 00:47:11,099 agreement I mean she knows I have money but not really and money really matters 1118 00:47:11,099 --> 00:47:11,109 but not really and money really matters 1119 00:47:11,109 --> 00:47:14,820 but not really and money really matters to her it doesn't to me so I tend to 1120 00:47:14,820 --> 00:47:14,830 to her it doesn't to me so I tend to 1121 00:47:14,830 --> 00:47:17,040 to her it doesn't to me so I tend to close myself off close yourself off 1122 00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:17,050 close myself off close yourself off 1123 00:47:17,050 --> 00:47:21,510 close myself off close yourself off precisely what do you think this stems 1124 00:47:21,510 --> 00:47:21,520 precisely what do you think this stems 1125 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:24,480 precisely what do you think this stems from 1126 00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:24,490 1127 00:47:24,490 --> 00:47:28,950 I don't know is there something in your 1128 00:47:28,950 --> 00:47:28,960 I don't know is there something in your 1129 00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:35,970 I don't know is there something in your childhood right maybe Ryan tell me about 1130 00:47:35,970 --> 00:47:35,980 childhood right maybe Ryan tell me about 1131 00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:36,840 childhood right maybe Ryan tell me about your childhood 1132 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:36,850 your childhood 1133 00:47:36,850 --> 00:47:45,420 your childhood I don't want to talk about please 1134 00:47:45,420 --> 00:47:45,430 1135 00:47:45,430 --> 00:47:54,030 when I was a little boy my mother and 1136 00:47:54,030 --> 00:47:54,040 when I was a little boy my mother and 1137 00:47:54,040 --> 00:48:02,810 when I was a little boy my mother and and father I never had the Easter eggs 1138 00:48:02,810 --> 00:48:02,820 1139 00:48:02,820 --> 00:48:07,590 on me they didn't I'd open the door 1140 00:48:07,590 --> 00:48:07,600 on me they didn't I'd open the door 1141 00:48:07,600 --> 00:48:11,390 on me they didn't I'd open the door Easter morning and there would be these 1142 00:48:11,390 --> 00:48:11,400 Easter morning and there would be these 1143 00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:18,930 Easter morning and there would be these these eggs yeah where's the adventure 1144 00:48:18,930 --> 00:48:18,940 these eggs yeah where's the adventure 1145 00:48:18,940 --> 00:48:27,900 these eggs yeah where's the adventure doctor huh where's the fun that's not 1146 00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:27,910 doctor huh where's the fun that's not 1147 00:48:27,910 --> 00:48:28,440 doctor huh where's the fun that's not fun 1148 00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:28,450 fun 1149 00:48:28,450 --> 00:48:30,540 fun of course my stocking stuffers always 1150 00:48:30,540 --> 00:48:30,550 of course my stocking stuffers always 1151 00:48:30,550 --> 00:48:32,210 of course my stocking stuffers always sucked at Christmas but that's a 1152 00:48:32,210 --> 00:48:32,220 sucked at Christmas but that's a 1153 00:48:32,220 --> 00:48:43,290 sucked at Christmas but that's a different issue altogether 1154 00:48:43,290 --> 00:48:43,300 1155 00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:54,990 he'll change a person your husband has a 1156 00:48:54,990 --> 00:48:55,000 he'll change a person your husband has a 1157 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:55,970 he'll change a person your husband has a screw loose 1158 00:48:55,970 --> 00:48:55,980 screw loose 1159 00:48:55,980 --> 00:48:59,910 screw loose another reason to kill him but he has 40 1160 00:48:59,910 --> 00:48:59,920 another reason to kill him but he has 40 1161 00:48:59,920 --> 00:49:08,090 another reason to kill him but he has 40 million dollars what he told me I 1162 00:49:08,090 --> 00:49:08,100 1163 00:49:08,100 --> 00:49:11,070 shouldn't be telling you this there's a 1164 00:49:11,070 --> 00:49:11,080 shouldn't be telling you this there's a 1165 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,990 shouldn't be telling you this there's a patient doctor oh fuck you're old he's 1166 00:49:12,990 --> 00:49:13,000 patient doctor oh fuck you're old he's 1167 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,790 patient doctor oh fuck you're old he's got 40 million dollars that's what he 1168 00:49:14,790 --> 00:49:14,800 got 40 million dollars that's what he 1169 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:18,440 got 40 million dollars that's what he said oh my god 1170 00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:18,450 said oh my god 1171 00:49:18,450 --> 00:49:20,730 said oh my god he never told me how much money his 1172 00:49:20,730 --> 00:49:20,740 he never told me how much money his 1173 00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:29,460 he never told me how much money his family left him Charles he has to die 1174 00:49:29,460 --> 00:49:29,470 1175 00:49:29,470 --> 00:49:34,140 you could retire we could get a beach 1176 00:49:34,140 --> 00:49:34,150 you could retire we could get a beach 1177 00:49:34,150 --> 00:49:37,560 you could retire we could get a beach house in Hawaii I could show you why I 1178 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:37,570 house in Hawaii I could show you why I 1179 00:49:37,570 --> 00:49:38,970 house in Hawaii I could show you why I was a state ranked gymnast in high 1180 00:49:38,970 --> 00:49:38,980 was a state ranked gymnast in high 1181 00:49:38,980 --> 00:49:41,849 was a state ranked gymnast in high school no I don't think let's not 1182 00:49:41,849 --> 00:49:41,859 school no I don't think let's not 1183 00:49:41,859 --> 00:49:45,660 school no I don't think let's not discuss it now what I really need is a 1184 00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:45,670 discuss it now what I really need is a 1185 00:49:45,670 --> 00:49:53,190 discuss it now what I really need is a very deep psychoanalysis so what do you 1186 00:49:53,190 --> 00:49:53,200 very deep psychoanalysis so what do you 1187 00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,580 very deep psychoanalysis so what do you think your problem is I hate people come 1188 00:49:56,580 --> 00:49:56,590 think your problem is I hate people come 1189 00:49:56,590 --> 00:50:00,089 think your problem is I hate people come on well not in a Hitler sort of way just 1190 00:50:00,089 --> 00:50:00,099 on well not in a Hitler sort of way just 1191 00:50:00,099 --> 00:50:04,020 on well not in a Hitler sort of way just generally speaking what else I don't 1192 00:50:04,020 --> 00:50:04,030 generally speaking what else I don't 1193 00:50:04,030 --> 00:50:07,040 generally speaking what else I don't know Sarah I'm just miserable I'm sorry 1194 00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:07,050 know Sarah I'm just miserable I'm sorry 1195 00:50:07,050 --> 00:50:09,030 know Sarah I'm just miserable I'm sorry well that's what I get from being a 1196 00:50:09,030 --> 00:50:09,040 well that's what I get from being a 1197 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:11,370 well that's what I get from being a perfectionist Kendra you aren't even 1198 00:50:11,370 --> 00:50:11,380 perfectionist Kendra you aren't even 1199 00:50:11,380 --> 00:50:13,620 perfectionist Kendra you aren't even remotely a perfectionist I'm a pragmatic 1200 00:50:13,620 --> 00:50:13,630 remotely a perfectionist I'm a pragmatic 1201 00:50:13,630 --> 00:50:14,820 remotely a perfectionist I'm a pragmatic perfectionist 1202 00:50:14,820 --> 00:50:14,830 perfectionist 1203 00:50:14,830 --> 00:50:16,950 perfectionist it could be worse you know thank God I 1204 00:50:16,950 --> 00:50:16,960 it could be worse you know thank God I 1205 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,890 it could be worse you know thank God I thought I was it there are starving 1206 00:50:19,890 --> 00:50:19,900 thought I was it there are starving 1207 00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:21,359 thought I was it there are starving children in China who would do anything 1208 00:50:21,359 --> 00:50:21,369 children in China who would do anything 1209 00:50:21,369 --> 00:50:24,690 children in China who would do anything to be in your shoes Thanks now I'm 1210 00:50:24,690 --> 00:50:24,700 to be in your shoes Thanks now I'm 1211 00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:27,510 to be in your shoes Thanks now I'm depressed and guilt-stricken you should 1212 00:50:27,510 --> 00:50:27,520 depressed and guilt-stricken you should 1213 00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:31,750 depressed and guilt-stricken you should start group therapy that's not very fun 1214 00:50:31,750 --> 00:50:31,760 start group therapy that's not very fun 1215 00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,490 start group therapy that's not very fun well it'd be no worse than having sex 1216 00:50:33,490 --> 00:50:33,500 well it'd be no worse than having sex 1217 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:38,590 well it'd be no worse than having sex with my husband trust me it's pretty 1218 00:50:38,590 --> 00:50:38,600 with my husband trust me it's pretty 1219 00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:41,530 with my husband trust me it's pretty hard right but I do know this 1220 00:50:41,530 --> 00:50:41,540 hard right but I do know this 1221 00:50:41,540 --> 00:50:43,150 hard right but I do know this psychiatrist in town that does free 1222 00:50:43,150 --> 00:50:43,160 psychiatrist in town that does free 1223 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:44,340 psychiatrist in town that does free group therapy 1224 00:50:44,340 --> 00:50:44,350 group therapy 1225 00:50:44,350 --> 00:50:47,140 group therapy Thursday night bring Richard needn't do 1226 00:50:47,140 --> 00:50:47,150 Thursday night bring Richard needn't do 1227 00:50:47,150 --> 00:51:17,950 Thursday night bring Richard needn't do it fine would kill to see a suicide to 1228 00:51:17,950 --> 00:51:17,960 it fine would kill to see a suicide to 1229 00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:20,050 it fine would kill to see a suicide to all you new faces I'm dr. Wiseman 1230 00:51:20,050 --> 00:51:20,060 all you new faces I'm dr. Wiseman 1231 00:51:20,060 --> 00:51:24,370 all you new faces I'm dr. Wiseman welcome tonight cricket Christopher is 1232 00:51:24,370 --> 00:51:24,380 welcome tonight cricket Christopher is 1233 00:51:24,380 --> 00:51:26,580 welcome tonight cricket Christopher is going to open the evening with a prayer 1234 00:51:26,580 --> 00:51:26,590 going to open the evening with a prayer 1235 00:51:26,590 --> 00:51:40,529 going to open the evening with a prayer please help me welcome cricket 1236 00:51:40,529 --> 00:51:40,539 1237 00:51:40,539 --> 00:51:43,269 my name is cricket and I'm a glutton for 1238 00:51:43,269 --> 00:51:43,279 my name is cricket and I'm a glutton for 1239 00:51:43,279 --> 00:52:11,240 my name is cricket and I'm a glutton for punishment 1240 00:52:11,240 --> 00:52:11,250 1241 00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:23,160 sorry am I not switch my name's cricket 1242 00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:23,170 sorry am I not switch my name's cricket 1243 00:52:23,170 --> 00:52:31,230 sorry am I not switch my name's cricket and I'm an unhappy person God may we 1244 00:52:31,230 --> 00:52:31,240 and I'm an unhappy person God may we 1245 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:33,420 and I'm an unhappy person God may we find solace in ourselves even though the 1246 00:52:33,420 --> 00:52:33,430 find solace in ourselves even though the 1247 00:52:33,430 --> 00:52:37,620 find solace in ourselves even though the people that were close to do us harm may 1248 00:52:37,620 --> 00:52:37,630 people that were close to do us harm may 1249 00:52:37,630 --> 00:52:39,180 people that were close to do us harm may we make peace with the world even though 1250 00:52:39,180 --> 00:52:39,190 we make peace with the world even though 1251 00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:41,340 we make peace with the world even though our ex-husband felt the need to go ten 1252 00:52:41,340 --> 00:52:41,350 our ex-husband felt the need to go ten 1253 00:52:41,350 --> 00:52:42,840 our ex-husband felt the need to go ten rounds after drinking a fifth of Jack 1254 00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:42,850 rounds after drinking a fifth of Jack 1255 00:52:42,850 --> 00:52:45,990 rounds after drinking a fifth of Jack every Friday night may we forget the 1256 00:52:45,990 --> 00:52:46,000 every Friday night may we forget the 1257 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,820 every Friday night may we forget the many strippers we found passed out on 1258 00:52:47,820 --> 00:52:47,830 many strippers we found passed out on 1259 00:52:47,830 --> 00:52:50,280 many strippers we found passed out on the brand-new linoleum floor that I paid 1260 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:50,290 the brand-new linoleum floor that I paid 1261 00:52:50,290 --> 00:52:54,110 the brand-new linoleum floor that I paid for and may we make peace with that 1262 00:52:54,110 --> 00:52:54,120 for and may we make peace with that 1263 00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,310 for and may we make peace with that unsympathetic philandering fuck of a 1264 00:52:56,310 --> 00:52:56,320 unsympathetic philandering fuck of a 1265 00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,800 unsympathetic philandering fuck of a boss for firing me Christmas week 1266 00:52:58,800 --> 00:52:58,810 boss for firing me Christmas week 1267 00:52:58,810 --> 00:52:59,910 boss for firing me Christmas week because I wouldn't do overtime 1268 00:52:59,910 --> 00:52:59,920 because I wouldn't do overtime 1269 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:03,800 because I wouldn't do overtime underneath his desk 1270 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:03,810 1271 00:53:03,810 --> 00:53:09,090 you goddamn people don't you get it life 1272 00:53:09,090 --> 00:53:09,100 you goddamn people don't you get it life 1273 00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:10,640 you goddamn people don't you get it life is shit 1274 00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:10,650 is shit 1275 00:53:10,650 --> 00:53:14,490 is shit there is no hope I've been in this 1276 00:53:14,490 --> 00:53:14,500 there is no hope I've been in this 1277 00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:16,470 there is no hope I've been in this program for 12 fucking years and I'd 1278 00:53:16,470 --> 00:53:16,480 program for 12 fucking years and I'd 1279 00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:18,540 program for 12 fucking years and I'd rather get decapitated by a helicopter 1280 00:53:18,540 --> 00:53:18,550 rather get decapitated by a helicopter 1281 00:53:18,550 --> 00:53:20,190 rather get decapitated by a helicopter propeller then I had to go to another 1282 00:53:20,190 --> 00:53:20,200 propeller then I had to go to another 1283 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,010 propeller then I had to go to another one of these goddamn meetings hell's 1284 00:53:23,010 --> 00:53:23,020 one of these goddamn meetings hell's 1285 00:53:23,020 --> 00:53:24,570 one of these goddamn meetings hell's gonna feel like a fucking tanning bed 1286 00:53:24,570 --> 00:53:24,580 gonna feel like a fucking tanning bed 1287 00:53:24,580 --> 00:53:26,670 gonna feel like a fucking tanning bed compared to my miserable shitty life say 1288 00:53:26,670 --> 00:53:26,680 compared to my miserable shitty life say 1289 00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:30,320 compared to my miserable shitty life say it girl 1290 00:53:30,320 --> 00:53:30,330 1291 00:53:30,330 --> 00:53:34,320 somebody's kill me please I'll sign a 1292 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:34,330 somebody's kill me please I'll sign a 1293 00:53:34,330 --> 00:53:35,160 somebody's kill me please I'll sign a waiver 1294 00:53:35,160 --> 00:53:35,170 waiver 1295 00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:38,340 waiver you'll be accountable a sympathetic God 1296 00:53:38,340 --> 00:53:38,350 you'll be accountable a sympathetic God 1297 00:53:38,350 --> 00:53:53,749 you'll be accountable a sympathetic God would understand 1298 00:53:53,749 --> 00:53:53,759 1299 00:53:53,759 --> 00:53:59,310 in God's name we pray 1300 00:53:59,310 --> 00:53:59,320 1301 00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:09,760 [Applause] 1302 00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:09,770 [Applause] 1303 00:54:09,770 --> 00:54:14,380 [Applause] [Music] 1304 00:54:14,380 --> 00:54:14,390 1305 00:54:14,390 --> 00:54:31,240 I think they know where's Richard right 1306 00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:31,250 I think they know where's Richard right 1307 00:54:31,250 --> 00:54:34,210 I think they know where's Richard right now he's taking a powa prison in our 1308 00:54:34,210 --> 00:54:34,220 now he's taking a powa prison in our 1309 00:54:34,220 --> 00:54:40,859 now he's taking a powa prison in our backyard that doesn't know you're here 1310 00:54:40,859 --> 00:54:40,869 backyard that doesn't know you're here 1311 00:54:40,869 --> 00:54:49,200 backyard that doesn't know you're here he thinks I'm not buying rats and bamboo 1312 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:49,210 1313 00:54:49,210 --> 00:54:51,220 has he said anything to you 1314 00:54:51,220 --> 00:54:51,230 has he said anything to you 1315 00:54:51,230 --> 00:54:54,819 has he said anything to you no but Sara's made innuendos what didn't 1316 00:54:54,819 --> 00:54:54,829 no but Sara's made innuendos what didn't 1317 00:54:54,829 --> 00:54:59,430 no but Sara's made innuendos what didn't you windows are you fucking my husband 1318 00:54:59,430 --> 00:54:59,440 you windows are you fucking my husband 1319 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:07,509 you windows are you fucking my husband things like that Richard's gonna kill me 1320 00:55:07,509 --> 00:55:07,519 things like that Richard's gonna kill me 1321 00:55:07,519 --> 00:55:09,299 things like that Richard's gonna kill me my sleep with this big knife 1322 00:55:09,299 --> 00:55:09,309 my sleep with this big knife 1323 00:55:09,309 --> 00:55:14,470 my sleep with this big knife now you'd wake you first yes dr. 1324 00:55:14,470 --> 00:55:14,480 now you'd wake you first yes dr. 1325 00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:16,960 now you'd wake you first yes dr. Weissman is available on Tuesday but I 1326 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:16,970 Weissman is available on Tuesday but I 1327 00:55:16,970 --> 00:55:20,950 Weissman is available on Tuesday but I would have to I'm gonna have to call you 1328 00:55:20,950 --> 00:55:20,960 would have to I'm gonna have to call you 1329 00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,580 would have to I'm gonna have to call you back 1330 00:55:23,580 --> 00:55:23,590 back 1331 00:55:23,590 --> 00:55:37,029 [Music] 1332 00:55:37,029 --> 00:55:37,039 [Music] 1333 00:55:37,039 --> 00:55:41,890 [Music] may I help you I'm here to see my father 1334 00:55:41,890 --> 00:55:41,900 may I help you I'm here to see my father 1335 00:55:41,900 --> 00:55:46,420 may I help you I'm here to see my father your father dr. Weissman 1336 00:55:46,420 --> 00:55:46,430 your father dr. Weissman 1337 00:55:46,430 --> 00:55:49,650 your father dr. Weissman [Music] 1338 00:55:49,650 --> 00:55:49,660 1339 00:55:49,660 --> 00:55:54,160 dr. Weissman your daughter's here my 1340 00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:54,170 dr. Weissman your daughter's here my 1341 00:55:54,170 --> 00:56:06,180 dr. Weissman your daughter's here my daughter hi Daddy 1342 00:56:06,180 --> 00:56:06,190 1343 00:56:06,190 --> 00:56:08,350 dr. Waisman I didn't know you had a 1344 00:56:08,350 --> 00:56:08,360 dr. Waisman I didn't know you had a 1345 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:09,010 dr. Waisman I didn't know you had a daughter 1346 00:56:09,010 --> 00:56:09,020 daughter 1347 00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:11,590 daughter oh you don't tell people at the office 1348 00:56:11,590 --> 00:56:11,600 oh you don't tell people at the office 1349 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:17,590 oh you don't tell people at the office about me well dad daddy why don't we go 1350 00:56:17,590 --> 00:56:17,600 about me well dad daddy why don't we go 1351 00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:22,170 about me well dad daddy why don't we go into my office 1352 00:56:22,170 --> 00:56:22,180 1353 00:56:22,180 --> 00:56:33,100 skits a multiple Sara you can't do that 1354 00:56:33,100 --> 00:56:33,110 skits a multiple Sara you can't do that 1355 00:56:33,110 --> 00:56:35,140 skits a multiple Sara you can't do that come on Charles gross sense of humor 1356 00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:35,150 come on Charles gross sense of humor 1357 00:56:35,150 --> 00:56:39,940 come on Charles gross sense of humor what if my wife was here I just missed 1358 00:56:39,940 --> 00:56:39,950 what if my wife was here I just missed 1359 00:56:39,950 --> 00:56:46,600 what if my wife was here I just missed you I wanted to be with you I'll go okay 1360 00:56:46,600 --> 00:56:46,610 you I wanted to be with you I'll go okay 1361 00:56:46,610 --> 00:56:50,730 you I wanted to be with you I'll go okay I'm I'm sorry I missed you very much 1362 00:56:50,730 --> 00:56:50,740 I'm I'm sorry I missed you very much 1363 00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:54,200 I'm I'm sorry I missed you very much yeah 1364 00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:54,210 1365 00:56:54,210 --> 00:56:58,250 have you thought about what I said Sarah 1366 00:56:58,250 --> 00:56:58,260 have you thought about what I said Sarah 1367 00:56:58,260 --> 00:56:59,990 have you thought about what I said Sarah I'm not gonna pay someone to kill your 1368 00:56:59,990 --> 00:57:00,000 I'm not gonna pay someone to kill your 1369 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,839 I'm not gonna pay someone to kill your husband why not what about your marriage 1370 00:57:02,839 --> 00:57:02,849 husband why not what about your marriage 1371 00:57:02,849 --> 00:57:06,049 husband why not what about your marriage vows I think they're open to generous 1372 00:57:06,049 --> 00:57:06,059 vows I think they're open to generous 1373 00:57:06,059 --> 00:57:12,740 vows I think they're open to generous interpretation listen I'm a trendsetter 1374 00:57:12,740 --> 00:57:12,750 interpretation listen I'm a trendsetter 1375 00:57:12,750 --> 00:57:15,650 interpretation listen I'm a trendsetter and think what we could do with that 1376 00:57:15,650 --> 00:57:15,660 and think what we could do with that 1377 00:57:15,660 --> 00:57:16,309 and think what we could do with that money 1378 00:57:16,309 --> 00:57:16,319 money 1379 00:57:16,319 --> 00:57:18,920 money I can afford to take care of you until 1380 00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:18,930 I can afford to take care of you until 1381 00:57:18,930 --> 00:57:22,220 I can afford to take care of you until when when you get tired of me when my 1382 00:57:22,220 --> 00:57:22,230 when when you get tired of me when my 1383 00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:24,410 when when you get tired of me when my youthful Lester has worn off but you're 1384 00:57:24,410 --> 00:57:24,420 youthful Lester has worn off but you're 1385 00:57:24,420 --> 00:57:25,579 youthful Lester has worn off but you're the most beautiful woman 1386 00:57:25,579 --> 00:57:25,589 the most beautiful woman 1387 00:57:25,589 --> 00:57:38,740 the most beautiful woman save it Harlequin forget I mentioned it 1388 00:57:38,740 --> 00:57:38,750 1389 00:57:38,750 --> 00:57:49,760 come on you look sexy Ryan where's the 1390 00:57:49,760 --> 00:57:49,770 come on you look sexy Ryan where's the 1391 00:57:49,770 --> 00:57:54,769 come on you look sexy Ryan where's the Abraham Lincoln beard okay show me 1392 00:57:54,769 --> 00:57:54,779 Abraham Lincoln beard okay show me 1393 00:57:54,779 --> 00:58:04,370 Abraham Lincoln beard okay show me patriotic come on please 1394 00:58:04,370 --> 00:58:04,380 1395 00:58:04,380 --> 00:58:14,280 dear God give me army yeah now say it 1396 00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:14,290 dear God give me army yeah now say it 1397 00:58:14,290 --> 00:58:17,760 dear God give me army yeah now say it really oh yeah say it four score and 1398 00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:17,770 really oh yeah say it four score and 1399 00:58:17,770 --> 00:58:23,340 really oh yeah say it four score and seven years ago no water Kennedy ask not 1400 00:58:23,340 --> 00:58:23,350 seven years ago no water Kennedy ask not 1401 00:58:23,350 --> 00:58:28,850 seven years ago no water Kennedy ask not what your country can do for you ask we 1402 00:58:28,850 --> 00:58:28,860 1403 00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:31,860 ask not what your country can do for you 1404 00:58:31,860 --> 00:58:31,870 ask not what your country can do for you 1405 00:58:31,870 --> 00:58:34,500 ask not what your country can do for you ask what you can do for your country 1406 00:58:34,500 --> 00:58:34,510 ask what you can do for your country 1407 00:58:34,510 --> 00:58:46,760 ask what you can do for your country ah take me now mr. president 1408 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:46,770 1409 00:58:46,770 --> 00:58:55,850 [Music] 1410 00:58:55,850 --> 00:58:55,860 1411 00:58:55,860 --> 00:59:05,050 [Music] 1412 00:59:05,050 --> 00:59:05,060 1413 00:59:05,060 --> 00:59:31,630 you 1414 00:59:31,630 --> 00:59:31,640 1415 00:59:31,640 --> 00:59:37,410 Sara hmm 1416 00:59:37,410 --> 00:59:37,420 1417 00:59:37,420 --> 00:59:43,350 Sara yeah 1418 00:59:43,350 --> 00:59:43,360 1419 00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:49,630 I have to tell you something 1420 00:59:49,630 --> 00:59:49,640 1421 00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:54,240 I made a mistake 1422 00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:54,250 1423 00:59:54,250 --> 00:59:58,709 I had an affair 1424 00:59:58,709 --> 00:59:58,719 1425 00:59:58,719 --> 01:00:07,170 do you I do I love you so much 1426 01:00:07,170 --> 01:00:07,180 1427 01:00:07,180 --> 01:00:15,560 we all make mistakes 1428 01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:15,570 1429 01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:18,500 and in that blissful moment I realized 1430 01:00:18,500 --> 01:00:18,510 and in that blissful moment I realized 1431 01:00:18,510 --> 01:00:20,600 and in that blissful moment I realized that love is not about money or material 1432 01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:20,610 that love is not about money or material 1433 01:00:20,610 --> 01:00:23,290 that love is not about money or material worth it's about loving someone 1434 01:00:23,290 --> 01:00:23,300 worth it's about loving someone 1435 01:00:23,300 --> 01:00:26,690 worth it's about loving someone unconditionally the person who we choose 1436 01:00:26,690 --> 01:00:26,700 unconditionally the person who we choose 1437 01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:36,370 unconditionally the person who we choose to spend the rest of our life with 1438 01:00:36,370 --> 01:00:36,380 1439 01:00:36,380 --> 01:00:42,520 Sarah what where have you been around 1440 01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:42,530 Sarah what where have you been around 1441 01:00:42,530 --> 01:00:45,049 Sarah what where have you been around you haven't returned my calls you turn 1442 01:00:45,049 --> 01:00:45,059 you haven't returned my calls you turn 1443 01:00:45,059 --> 01:00:47,539 you haven't returned my calls you turn off the cameras forget that out huh I 1444 01:00:47,539 --> 01:00:47,549 off the cameras forget that out huh I 1445 01:00:47,549 --> 01:00:51,140 off the cameras forget that out huh I miss you I need to be with you listen I 1446 01:00:51,140 --> 01:00:51,150 miss you I need to be with you listen I 1447 01:00:51,150 --> 01:00:52,579 miss you I need to be with you listen I don't think it's gonna work out between 1448 01:00:52,579 --> 01:00:52,589 don't think it's gonna work out between 1449 01:00:52,589 --> 01:00:58,339 don't think it's gonna work out between us I love you well Ryan is trying to 1450 01:00:58,339 --> 01:00:58,349 us I love you well Ryan is trying to 1451 01:00:58,349 --> 01:00:59,779 us I love you well Ryan is trying to give me what I need which is more than I 1452 01:00:59,779 --> 01:00:59,789 give me what I need which is more than I 1453 01:00:59,789 --> 01:01:00,650 give me what I need which is more than I can say for you 1454 01:01:00,650 --> 01:01:00,660 can say for you 1455 01:01:00,660 --> 01:01:04,940 can say for you look it's immoral okay what about our 1456 01:01:04,940 --> 01:01:04,950 look it's immoral okay what about our 1457 01:01:04,950 --> 01:01:16,650 look it's immoral okay what about our child I'll do it 1458 01:01:16,650 --> 01:01:16,660 1459 01:01:16,660 --> 01:01:26,490 we'll have your husband killed I'll turn 1460 01:01:26,490 --> 01:01:26,500 we'll have your husband killed I'll turn 1461 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:30,570 we'll have your husband killed I'll turn the cameras broken and then I remembered 1462 01:01:30,570 --> 01:01:30,580 the cameras broken and then I remembered 1463 01:01:30,580 --> 01:01:31,980 the cameras broken and then I remembered that the new model Mercedes came out 1464 01:01:31,980 --> 01:01:31,990 that the new model Mercedes came out 1465 01:01:31,990 --> 01:01:33,480 that the new model Mercedes came out next month and that my favorite color 1466 01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:33,490 next month and that my favorite color 1467 01:01:33,490 --> 01:01:35,100 next month and that my favorite color was candy apple red 1468 01:01:35,100 --> 01:01:35,110 was candy apple red 1469 01:01:35,110 --> 01:01:57,450 was candy apple red [Music] 1470 01:01:57,450 --> 01:01:57,460 1471 01:01:57,460 --> 01:02:16,920 [Music] 1472 01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:16,930 1473 01:02:16,930 --> 01:02:42,620 [Music] 1474 01:02:42,620 --> 01:02:42,630 1475 01:02:42,630 --> 01:02:52,540 I didn't get the part sorry to hear that 1476 01:02:52,540 --> 01:02:52,550 1477 01:02:52,550 --> 01:02:54,340 they're only ten of us and I still think 1478 01:02:54,340 --> 01:02:54,350 they're only ten of us and I still think 1479 01:02:54,350 --> 01:02:57,370 they're only ten of us and I still think at the part 1480 01:02:57,370 --> 01:02:57,380 1481 01:02:57,380 --> 01:03:07,329 what are the odds 110 we're turning a 1482 01:03:07,329 --> 01:03:07,339 what are the odds 110 we're turning a 1483 01:03:07,339 --> 01:03:10,079 what are the odds 110 we're turning a gun 1484 01:03:10,079 --> 01:03:10,089 1485 01:03:10,089 --> 01:03:13,829 Sarah let me park with the addition 1486 01:03:13,829 --> 01:03:13,839 Sarah let me park with the addition 1487 01:03:13,839 --> 01:03:17,580 Sarah let me park with the addition Thanks 1488 01:03:17,580 --> 01:03:17,590 1489 01:03:17,590 --> 01:03:48,100 at anytime 1490 01:03:48,100 --> 01:03:48,110 1491 01:03:48,110 --> 01:03:52,430 hello 1492 01:03:52,430 --> 01:03:52,440 1493 01:03:52,440 --> 01:04:14,599 richer richer 1494 01:04:14,599 --> 01:04:14,609 1495 01:04:14,609 --> 01:04:18,769 Jesus would you like a ninja couple 1496 01:04:18,769 --> 01:04:18,779 Jesus would you like a ninja couple 1497 01:04:18,779 --> 01:04:21,359 Jesus would you like a ninja couple Richard brought that back all right 1498 01:04:21,359 --> 01:04:21,369 Richard brought that back all right 1499 01:04:21,369 --> 01:04:24,529 Richard brought that back all right I kind of need to borrow this for what 1500 01:04:24,529 --> 01:04:24,539 I kind of need to borrow this for what 1501 01:04:24,539 --> 01:04:27,480 I kind of need to borrow this for what you're right we shouldn't sleep together 1502 01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:27,490 you're right we shouldn't sleep together 1503 01:04:27,490 --> 01:04:31,730 you're right we shouldn't sleep together anymore 1504 01:04:31,730 --> 01:04:31,740 1505 01:04:31,740 --> 01:04:43,309 little Merrill dispute don't mind us man 1506 01:04:43,309 --> 01:04:43,319 little Merrill dispute don't mind us man 1507 01:04:43,319 --> 01:05:06,000 little Merrill dispute don't mind us man sorry about your floor 1508 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:06,010 1509 01:05:06,010 --> 01:05:09,060 something wrong 1510 01:05:09,060 --> 01:05:09,070 something wrong 1511 01:05:09,070 --> 01:05:13,350 something wrong Kenda was gonna kill me what with our 1512 01:05:13,350 --> 01:05:13,360 Kenda was gonna kill me what with our 1513 01:05:13,360 --> 01:05:17,060 Kenda was gonna kill me what with our gun have you called the police 1514 01:05:17,060 --> 01:05:17,070 gun have you called the police 1515 01:05:17,070 --> 01:05:31,110 gun have you called the police not yet why would she what do you want 1516 01:05:31,110 --> 01:05:31,120 not yet why would she what do you want 1517 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:38,120 not yet why would she what do you want to do finish the job 1518 01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:38,130 1519 01:05:38,130 --> 01:05:46,400 Sarah Ryan why won't your money Ryan if 1520 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:46,410 Sarah Ryan why won't your money Ryan if 1521 01:05:46,410 --> 01:05:47,539 Sarah Ryan why won't your money Ryan if you won't give it to me I'll kill you 1522 01:05:47,539 --> 01:05:47,549 you won't give it to me I'll kill you 1523 01:05:47,549 --> 01:05:48,609 you won't give it to me I'll kill you for it 1524 01:05:48,609 --> 01:05:48,619 for it 1525 01:05:48,619 --> 01:05:54,049 for it Sarah there is no way Segan I don't have 1526 01:05:54,049 --> 01:05:54,059 Sarah there is no way Segan I don't have 1527 01:05:54,059 --> 01:05:55,370 Sarah there is no way Segan I don't have inheritance if I had money I would have 1528 01:05:55,370 --> 01:05:55,380 inheritance if I had money I would have 1529 01:05:55,380 --> 01:05:56,390 inheritance if I had money I would have spent it on you 1530 01:05:56,390 --> 01:05:56,400 spent it on you 1531 01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:59,089 spent it on you I signed a prenuptial agreement Ryan I 1532 01:05:59,089 --> 01:05:59,099 I signed a prenuptial agreement Ryan I 1533 01:05:59,099 --> 01:06:03,079 I signed a prenuptial agreement Ryan I fell in love with you believe me if you 1534 01:06:03,079 --> 01:06:03,089 fell in love with you believe me if you 1535 01:06:03,089 --> 01:06:12,769 fell in love with you believe me if you knew I was broke I shouldn't have lied 1536 01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:12,779 knew I was broke I shouldn't have lied 1537 01:06:12,779 --> 01:06:13,809 knew I was broke I shouldn't have lied to you 1538 01:06:13,809 --> 01:06:13,819 to you 1539 01:06:13,819 --> 01:06:19,120 to you you were screwing my friend reluctantly 1540 01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:19,130 you were screwing my friend reluctantly 1541 01:06:19,130 --> 01:06:25,549 you were screwing my friend reluctantly head messed up I know I messed up but I 1542 01:06:25,549 --> 01:06:25,559 head messed up I know I messed up but I 1543 01:06:25,559 --> 01:06:31,880 head messed up I know I messed up but I love you Sarah but what I put empty 1544 01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:31,890 love you Sarah but what I put empty 1545 01:06:31,890 --> 01:06:49,990 love you Sarah but what I put empty casings in it 1546 01:06:49,990 --> 01:06:50,000 1547 01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:59,760 daddy's not gonna hurt you 1548 01:06:59,760 --> 01:06:59,770 1549 01:06:59,770 --> 01:07:28,740 I love your fucking pants 1550 01:07:28,740 --> 01:07:28,750 1551 01:07:28,750 --> 01:07:35,650 Sara I'm sorry sweetheart come on come 1552 01:07:35,650 --> 01:07:35,660 Sara I'm sorry sweetheart come on come 1553 01:07:35,660 --> 01:07:43,400 Sara I'm sorry sweetheart come on come out let's make up I'm sorry 1554 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:43,410 1555 01:07:43,410 --> 01:07:46,190 [Music] 1556 01:07:46,190 --> 01:07:46,200 [Music] 1557 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:48,880 [Music] I hope you're proud of yourself doctor 1558 01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:48,890 I hope you're proud of yourself doctor 1559 01:07:48,890 --> 01:08:07,360 I hope you're proud of yourself doctor this is not good bedside manner 1560 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:07,370 1561 01:08:07,370 --> 01:08:22,059 [Music] 1562 01:08:22,059 --> 01:08:22,069 1563 01:08:22,069 --> 01:08:28,579 Sara flavor she tastes like well you 1564 01:08:28,579 --> 01:08:28,589 Sara flavor she tastes like well you 1565 01:08:28,589 --> 01:08:32,780 Sara flavor she tastes like well you know how she tastes don't you doc she 1566 01:08:32,780 --> 01:08:32,790 know how she tastes don't you doc she 1567 01:08:32,790 --> 01:08:36,550 know how she tastes don't you doc she can I'll give you two guesses yours oh 1568 01:08:36,550 --> 01:08:36,560 can I'll give you two guesses yours oh 1569 01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:42,200 can I'll give you two guesses yours oh yeah you almost called the police didn't 1570 01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:42,210 yeah you almost called the police didn't 1571 01:08:42,210 --> 01:08:46,010 yeah you almost called the police didn't you Charles he did but that would mean 1572 01:08:46,010 --> 01:08:46,020 you Charles he did but that would mean 1573 01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:53,930 you Charles he did but that would mean you're asked to after all hiring someone 1574 01:08:53,930 --> 01:08:53,940 you're asked to after all hiring someone 1575 01:08:53,940 --> 01:08:56,079 you're asked to after all hiring someone to commit a murder is a felony 1576 01:08:56,079 --> 01:08:56,089 to commit a murder is a felony 1577 01:08:56,089 --> 01:08:59,630 to commit a murder is a felony besides hey it was self-defense 1578 01:08:59,630 --> 01:08:59,640 besides hey it was self-defense 1579 01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:06,320 besides hey it was self-defense I know what you're thinking how did this 1580 01:09:06,320 --> 01:09:06,330 I know what you're thinking how did this 1581 01:09:06,330 --> 01:09:08,900 I know what you're thinking how did this happen 1582 01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:08,910 1583 01:09:08,910 --> 01:09:13,140 why me here's a Cliff Notes version 1584 01:09:13,140 --> 01:09:13,150 why me here's a Cliff Notes version 1585 01:09:13,150 --> 01:09:14,970 why me here's a Cliff Notes version I saw the cameras in the vents about a 1586 01:09:14,970 --> 01:09:14,980 I saw the cameras in the vents about a 1587 01:09:14,980 --> 01:09:17,790 I saw the cameras in the vents about a month ago obviously Sara's up to 1588 01:09:17,790 --> 01:09:17,800 month ago obviously Sara's up to 1589 01:09:17,800 --> 01:09:22,200 month ago obviously Sara's up to something so one afternoon I decided to 1590 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:22,210 something so one afternoon I decided to 1591 01:09:22,210 --> 01:09:25,950 something so one afternoon I decided to follow her and I saw you and her going 1592 01:09:25,950 --> 01:09:25,960 follow her and I saw you and her going 1593 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:29,430 follow her and I saw you and her going to the hotel together and when I went in 1594 01:09:29,430 --> 01:09:29,440 to the hotel together and when I went in 1595 01:09:29,440 --> 01:09:32,340 to the hotel together and when I went in your office for what look 1596 01:09:32,340 --> 01:09:32,350 your office for what look 1597 01:09:32,350 --> 01:09:36,210 your office for what look wellness therapy I put a bugger Neath 1598 01:09:36,210 --> 01:09:36,220 wellness therapy I put a bugger Neath 1599 01:09:36,220 --> 01:09:37,340 wellness therapy I put a bugger Neath your chair 1600 01:09:37,340 --> 01:09:37,350 your chair 1601 01:09:37,350 --> 01:09:40,170 your chair and you can stare disgust killing me I 1602 01:09:40,170 --> 01:09:40,180 and you can stare disgust killing me I 1603 01:09:40,180 --> 01:09:43,520 and you can stare disgust killing me I just I had to make plans of my own 1604 01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:43,530 just I had to make plans of my own 1605 01:09:43,530 --> 01:09:46,140 just I had to make plans of my own Sara wanted to pay me ten thousand to 1606 01:09:46,140 --> 01:09:46,150 Sara wanted to pay me ten thousand to 1607 01:09:46,150 --> 01:09:48,870 Sara wanted to pay me ten thousand to kill Orion I figured blackmail was a 1608 01:09:48,870 --> 01:09:48,880 kill Orion I figured blackmail was a 1609 01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,910 kill Orion I figured blackmail was a bigger payoff but I guess my wife took 1610 01:09:50,910 --> 01:09:50,920 bigger payoff but I guess my wife took 1611 01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:59,010 bigger payoff but I guess my wife took the job so and now because of you both 1612 01:09:59,010 --> 01:09:59,020 the job so and now because of you both 1613 01:09:59,020 --> 01:10:03,530 the job so and now because of you both of our wives are dead lifeless 1614 01:10:03,530 --> 01:10:03,540 of our wives are dead lifeless 1615 01:10:03,540 --> 01:10:06,390 of our wives are dead lifeless you ruined my holy union between man and 1616 01:10:06,390 --> 01:10:06,400 you ruined my holy union between man and 1617 01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:15,230 you ruined my holy union between man and wife and now I want to pay we I'm sorry 1618 01:10:15,230 --> 01:10:15,240 wife and now I want to pay we I'm sorry 1619 01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:20,400 wife and now I want to pay we I'm sorry we want to get paid what's the cost of 1620 01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:20,410 we want to get paid what's the cost of 1621 01:10:20,410 --> 01:10:23,670 we want to get paid what's the cost of two dead wiseness busting economy I'm 1622 01:10:23,670 --> 01:10:23,680 two dead wiseness busting economy I'm 1623 01:10:23,680 --> 01:10:30,200 two dead wiseness busting economy I'm thinking like $250,000 each sounds fair 1624 01:10:30,200 --> 01:10:30,210 thinking like $250,000 each sounds fair 1625 01:10:30,210 --> 01:10:33,150 thinking like $250,000 each sounds fair that's $500,000 wire to the following 1626 01:10:33,150 --> 01:10:33,160 that's $500,000 wire to the following 1627 01:10:33,160 --> 01:10:35,990 that's $500,000 wire to the following account it 1628 01:10:35,990 --> 01:10:36,000 account it 1629 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:39,650 account it Jefferson Bank and Trust 1630 01:10:39,650 --> 01:10:39,660 1631 01:10:39,660 --> 01:10:42,060 actually your business card is kind of 1632 01:10:42,060 --> 01:10:42,070 actually your business card is kind of 1633 01:10:42,070 --> 01:10:46,430 actually your business card is kind of ironic disease account number get a pen 1634 01:10:46,430 --> 01:10:46,440 ironic disease account number get a pen 1635 01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:50,520 ironic disease account number get a pen okay one two nine seven three six five 1636 01:10:50,520 --> 01:10:50,530 okay one two nine seven three six five 1637 01:10:50,530 --> 01:10:55,650 okay one two nine seven three six five one zero routing number essay one three 1638 01:10:55,650 --> 01:10:55,660 one zero routing number essay one three 1639 01:10:55,660 --> 01:11:05,580 one zero routing number essay one three five two six here's the flipside maybe 1640 01:11:05,580 --> 01:11:05,590 five two six here's the flipside maybe 1641 01:11:05,590 --> 01:11:07,170 five two six here's the flipside maybe you don't pay us and maybe don't spend 1642 01:11:07,170 --> 01:11:07,180 you don't pay us and maybe don't spend 1643 01:11:07,180 --> 01:11:08,610 you don't pay us and maybe don't spend 20 years in jail getting raped by a 1644 01:11:08,610 --> 01:11:08,620 20 years in jail getting raped by a 1645 01:11:08,620 --> 01:11:13,800 20 years in jail getting raped by a bubble but I know where you live I know 1646 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:13,810 bubble but I know where you live I know 1647 01:11:13,810 --> 01:11:14,610 bubble but I know where you live I know where you work 1648 01:11:14,610 --> 01:11:14,620 where you work 1649 01:11:14,620 --> 01:11:20,040 where you work we're very fragile right now you pay us 1650 01:11:20,040 --> 01:11:20,050 we're very fragile right now you pay us 1651 01:11:20,050 --> 01:11:28,500 we're very fragile right now you pay us in full today 1652 01:11:28,500 --> 01:11:28,510 1653 01:11:28,510 --> 01:11:51,660 we're coming for you doc 1654 01:11:51,660 --> 01:11:51,670 1655 01:11:51,670 --> 01:11:52,720 you 1656 01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:52,730 you 1657 01:11:52,730 --> 01:12:05,290 you [Music] 1658 01:12:05,290 --> 01:12:05,300 1659 01:12:05,300 --> 01:12:14,770 you 1660 01:12:14,770 --> 01:12:14,780 1661 01:12:14,780 --> 01:12:42,220 [Music] 1662 01:12:42,220 --> 01:12:42,230 1663 01:12:42,230 --> 01:12:47,180 cameras all clear good job - yeah we're 1664 01:12:47,180 --> 01:12:47,190 cameras all clear good job - yeah we're 1665 01:12:47,190 --> 01:12:55,070 cameras all clear good job - yeah we're clear you so good yes I do 1666 01:12:55,070 --> 01:12:55,080 clear you so good yes I do 1667 01:12:55,080 --> 01:12:57,140 clear you so good yes I do there you go I'm gonna go pack some 1668 01:12:57,140 --> 01:12:57,150 there you go I'm gonna go pack some 1669 01:12:57,150 --> 01:12:59,060 there you go I'm gonna go pack some stuff up I'll help you we just changed 1670 01:12:59,060 --> 01:12:59,070 stuff up I'll help you we just changed 1671 01:12:59,070 --> 01:13:18,760 stuff up I'll help you we just changed my shirt right there okay 1672 01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:18,770 1673 01:13:18,770 --> 01:13:21,670 hey how'd it go 1674 01:13:21,670 --> 01:13:21,680 hey how'd it go 1675 01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:22,790 hey how'd it go [Music] 1676 01:13:22,790 --> 01:13:22,800 [Music] 1677 01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:31,520 [Music] not yet wait it's coming out it looks 1678 01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:31,530 not yet wait it's coming out it looks 1679 01:13:31,530 --> 01:13:34,520 not yet wait it's coming out it looks like he's in a bit of a hurry I'll be 1680 01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:34,530 like he's in a bit of a hurry I'll be 1681 01:13:34,530 --> 01:13:54,200 like he's in a bit of a hurry I'll be back in five minutes 1682 01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:54,210 1683 01:13:54,210 --> 01:14:02,150 [Music] 1684 01:14:02,150 --> 01:14:02,160 1685 01:14:02,160 --> 01:14:10,310 [Music] 1686 01:14:10,310 --> 01:14:10,320 1687 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:16,370 well do we do it I think we did it 1688 01:14:16,370 --> 01:14:16,380 well do we do it I think we did it 1689 01:14:16,380 --> 01:14:20,280 well do we do it I think we did it who says love can't buy money we stick 1690 01:14:20,280 --> 01:14:20,290 who says love can't buy money we stick 1691 01:14:20,290 --> 01:14:21,960 who says love can't buy money we stick this in the clock I'm gonna go to the 1692 01:14:21,960 --> 01:14:21,970 this in the clock I'm gonna go to the 1693 01:14:21,970 --> 01:14:24,570 this in the clock I'm gonna go to the garage and get some more boxes you got 1694 01:14:24,570 --> 01:14:24,580 garage and get some more boxes you got 1695 01:14:24,580 --> 01:14:27,540 garage and get some more boxes you got this hey man look at one of my face 1696 01:14:27,540 --> 01:14:27,550 this hey man look at one of my face 1697 01:14:27,550 --> 01:14:30,510 this hey man look at one of my face still yeah you got a little bit yeah the 1698 01:14:30,510 --> 01:14:30,520 still yeah you got a little bit yeah the 1699 01:14:30,520 --> 01:14:34,370 still yeah you got a little bit yeah the cars back so we're good 1700 01:14:34,370 --> 01:14:34,380 1701 01:14:34,380 --> 01:14:39,930 hey we get the cameras yeah okay all the 1702 01:14:39,930 --> 01:14:39,940 hey we get the cameras yeah okay all the 1703 01:14:39,940 --> 01:14:43,890 hey we get the cameras yeah okay all the microphones are they out I know this 1704 01:14:43,890 --> 01:14:43,900 microphones are they out I know this 1705 01:14:43,900 --> 01:15:00,820 microphones are they out I know this situation requires a little backstory 1706 01:15:00,820 --> 01:15:00,830 1707 01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:04,430 the owners of this house are out of the 1708 01:15:04,430 --> 01:15:04,440 the owners of this house are out of the 1709 01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:07,550 the owners of this house are out of the country for about so you would have 1710 01:15:07,550 --> 01:15:07,560 country for about so you would have 1711 01:15:07,560 --> 01:15:10,610 country for about so you would have total access to their books TV there's 1712 01:15:10,610 --> 01:15:10,620 total access to their books TV there's 1713 01:15:10,620 --> 01:15:15,680 total access to their books TV there's stereo and now again this is only one of 1714 01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:15,690 stereo and now again this is only one of 1715 01:15:15,690 --> 01:15:18,890 stereo and now again this is only one of the two houses that are furnished well 1716 01:15:18,890 --> 01:15:18,900 the two houses that are furnished well 1717 01:15:18,900 --> 01:15:23,180 the two houses that are furnished well it's it's very plenary let me show you 1718 01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:23,190 it's it's very plenary let me show you 1719 01:15:23,190 --> 01:15:43,430 it's it's very plenary let me show you the bedroom what do you think honey that 1720 01:15:43,430 --> 01:15:43,440 the bedroom what do you think honey that 1721 01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:44,390 the bedroom what do you think honey that would work here 1722 01:15:44,390 --> 01:15:44,400 would work here 1723 01:15:44,400 --> 01:15:47,720 would work here oh look sugar plum the vent is 1724 01:15:47,720 --> 01:15:47,730 oh look sugar plum the vent is 1725 01:15:47,730 --> 01:15:49,280 oh look sugar plum the vent is overlooking the bed just the way you 1726 01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:49,290 overlooking the bed just the way you 1727 01:15:49,290 --> 01:15:49,850 overlooking the bed just the way you like it 1728 01:15:49,850 --> 01:15:49,860 like it 1729 01:15:49,860 --> 01:15:52,459 like it um Dickens circulation did you say there 1730 01:15:52,459 --> 01:15:52,469 um Dickens circulation did you say there 1731 01:15:52,469 --> 01:15:53,930 um Dickens circulation did you say there was an extra bed yes I did 1732 01:15:53,930 --> 01:15:53,940 was an extra bed yes I did 1733 01:15:53,940 --> 01:15:55,550 was an extra bed yes I did there's one in the back of the house oh 1734 01:15:55,550 --> 01:15:55,560 there's one in the back of the house oh 1735 01:15:55,560 --> 01:16:01,929 there's one in the back of the house oh great way 1736 01:16:01,929 --> 01:16:01,939 1737 01:16:01,939 --> 01:16:16,030 in here have a kitchen 1738 01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:16,040 1739 01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:20,540 so how long did you want to rent it do 1740 01:16:20,540 --> 01:16:20,550 so how long did you want to rent it do 1741 01:16:20,550 --> 01:16:23,450 so how long did you want to rent it do you go month-to-month yes we do but that 1742 01:16:23,450 --> 01:16:23,460 you go month-to-month yes we do but that 1743 01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:27,710 you go month-to-month yes we do but that would require an extra months deposit 1744 01:16:27,710 --> 01:16:27,720 1745 01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:31,180 okay 1746 01:16:31,180 --> 01:16:31,190 1747 01:16:31,190 --> 01:16:51,700 [Music] 1748 01:16:51,700 --> 01:16:51,710 1749 01:16:51,710 --> 01:17:01,250 [Music] 1750 01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:01,260 1751 01:17:01,260 --> 01:17:07,979 so we have 22 possibilities 23 for 1752 01:17:07,979 --> 01:17:07,989 so we have 22 possibilities 23 for 1753 01:17:07,989 --> 01:17:10,290 so we have 22 possibilities 23 for Katherine stockbroker now mark him off 1754 01:17:10,290 --> 01:17:10,300 Katherine stockbroker now mark him off 1755 01:17:10,300 --> 01:17:11,819 Katherine stockbroker now mark him off they get depressed too easily 1756 01:17:11,819 --> 01:17:11,829 they get depressed too easily 1757 01:17:11,829 --> 01:17:13,680 they get depressed too easily yeah it's REM himself off a building for 1758 01:17:13,680 --> 01:17:13,690 yeah it's REM himself off a building for 1759 01:17:13,690 --> 01:17:17,609 yeah it's REM himself off a building for it pays us how many women only one in 1760 01:17:17,609 --> 01:17:17,619 it pays us how many women only one in 1761 01:17:17,619 --> 01:17:23,399 it pays us how many women only one in this town married has two children CEO 1762 01:17:23,399 --> 01:17:23,409 this town married has two children CEO 1763 01:17:23,409 --> 01:17:27,990 this town married has two children CEO of inner foam communications I'll give 1764 01:17:27,990 --> 01:17:28,000 of inner foam communications I'll give 1765 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:31,020 of inner foam communications I'll give her a shot we can do the employee sexual 1766 01:17:31,020 --> 01:17:31,030 her a shot we can do the employee sexual 1767 01:17:31,030 --> 01:17:33,959 her a shot we can do the employee sexual harassment thing maybe she doesn't like 1768 01:17:33,959 --> 01:17:33,969 harassment thing maybe she doesn't like 1769 01:17:33,969 --> 01:17:36,569 harassment thing maybe she doesn't like it under guys I'll remind her for we're 1770 01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:36,579 it under guys I'll remind her for we're 1771 01:17:36,579 --> 01:17:39,589 it under guys I'll remind her for we're their husbands long forgotten that 1772 01:17:39,589 --> 01:17:39,599 their husbands long forgotten that 1773 01:17:39,599 --> 01:17:45,839 their husbands long forgotten that stamina bad no this is our guys dr. 1774 01:17:45,839 --> 01:17:45,849 stamina bad no this is our guys dr. 1775 01:17:45,849 --> 01:17:47,850 stamina bad no this is our guys dr. Charles Weissman he's got one herbal 1776 01:17:47,850 --> 01:17:47,860 Charles Weissman he's got one herbal 1777 01:17:47,860 --> 01:17:49,470 Charles Weissman he's got one herbal midlife crisis written all over his face 1778 01:17:49,470 --> 01:17:49,480 midlife crisis written all over his face 1779 01:17:49,480 --> 01:17:55,830 midlife crisis written all over his face what did he do is a head psychiatrist at 1780 01:17:55,830 --> 01:17:55,840 what did he do is a head psychiatrist at 1781 01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,720 what did he do is a head psychiatrist at First Methodist Hospital and also has a 1782 01:17:57,720 --> 01:17:57,730 First Methodist Hospital and also has a 1783 01:17:57,730 --> 01:18:02,990 First Methodist Hospital and also has a private practice how much 12 million 1784 01:18:02,990 --> 01:18:03,000 private practice how much 12 million 1785 01:18:03,000 --> 01:18:06,100 private practice how much 12 million that's liquid 1786 01:18:06,100 --> 01:18:06,110 that's liquid 1787 01:18:06,110 --> 01:18:09,800 that's liquid about five million CDs and a very large 1788 01:18:09,800 --> 01:18:09,810 about five million CDs and a very large 1789 01:18:09,810 --> 01:18:12,280 about five million CDs and a very large savings account he's our guy 1790 01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:12,290 savings account he's our guy 1791 01:18:12,290 --> 01:18:14,650 savings account he's our guy psychiatrist I was demented in the head 1792 01:18:14,650 --> 01:18:14,660 psychiatrist I was demented in the head 1793 01:18:14,660 --> 01:18:17,030 psychiatrist I was demented in the head we can do the voyeurism blackmail thing 1794 01:18:17,030 --> 01:18:17,040 we can do the voyeurism blackmail thing 1795 01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:21,340 we can do the voyeurism blackmail thing shrinks up to watch 1796 01:18:21,340 --> 01:18:21,350 1797 01:18:21,350 --> 01:18:32,690 [Music] 1798 01:18:32,690 --> 01:18:32,700 [Music] 1799 01:18:32,700 --> 01:18:45,140 I think this one do you have any sevens 1800 01:18:45,140 --> 01:18:45,150 I think this one do you have any sevens 1801 01:18:45,150 --> 01:18:49,430 I think this one do you have any sevens Go Fish no sorry yeah do you guys one of 1802 01:18:49,430 --> 01:18:49,440 Go Fish no sorry yeah do you guys one of 1803 01:18:49,440 --> 01:18:49,880 Go Fish no sorry yeah do you guys one of the beer 1804 01:18:49,880 --> 01:18:49,890 the beer 1805 01:18:49,890 --> 01:18:52,370 the beer yeah please thank you oh no okay you 1806 01:18:52,370 --> 01:18:52,380 yeah please thank you oh no okay you 1807 01:18:52,380 --> 01:18:56,510 yeah please thank you oh no okay you guys okay so how's the hotel oh it's 1808 01:18:56,510 --> 01:18:56,520 guys okay so how's the hotel oh it's 1809 01:18:56,520 --> 01:19:00,440 guys okay so how's the hotel oh it's better than this place so how close are 1810 01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:00,450 better than this place so how close are 1811 01:19:00,450 --> 01:19:00,980 better than this place so how close are we 1812 01:19:00,980 --> 01:19:00,990 we 1813 01:19:00,990 --> 01:19:03,530 we I have my first date with Charles 1814 01:19:03,530 --> 01:19:03,540 I have my first date with Charles 1815 01:19:03,540 --> 01:19:07,190 I have my first date with Charles tomorrow so the camera set up yet 1816 01:19:07,190 --> 01:19:07,200 tomorrow so the camera set up yet 1817 01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:10,130 tomorrow so the camera set up yet yes we put one camera in his office that 1818 01:19:10,130 --> 01:19:10,140 yes we put one camera in his office that 1819 01:19:10,140 --> 01:19:11,690 yes we put one camera in his office that one camera two studies we can just 1820 01:19:11,690 --> 01:19:11,700 one camera two studies we can just 1821 01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:14,510 one camera two studies we can just monitor him I have four cameras in this 1822 01:19:14,510 --> 01:19:14,520 monitor him I have four cameras in this 1823 01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:17,360 monitor him I have four cameras in this house one in the bedroom one in the 1824 01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:17,370 house one in the bedroom one in the 1825 01:19:17,370 --> 01:19:19,640 house one in the bedroom one in the living room one in the dining room and 1826 01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:19,650 living room one in the dining room and 1827 01:19:19,650 --> 01:19:22,610 living room one in the dining room and in the kitchen beds okay how long do you 1828 01:19:22,610 --> 01:19:22,620 in the kitchen beds okay how long do you 1829 01:19:22,620 --> 01:19:25,040 in the kitchen beds okay how long do you think it's gonna take two months tops 1830 01:19:25,040 --> 01:19:25,050 think it's gonna take two months tops 1831 01:19:25,050 --> 01:19:28,490 think it's gonna take two months tops he's easy and I have his wife's medical 1832 01:19:28,490 --> 01:19:28,500 he's easy and I have his wife's medical 1833 01:19:28,500 --> 01:19:30,920 he's easy and I have his wife's medical records so mrs. Weissman cannot have 1834 01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:30,930 records so mrs. Weissman cannot have 1835 01:19:30,930 --> 01:19:32,660 records so mrs. Weissman cannot have children you can use that to our 1836 01:19:32,660 --> 01:19:32,670 children you can use that to our 1837 01:19:32,670 --> 01:19:33,820 children you can use that to our advantage 1838 01:19:33,820 --> 01:19:33,830 advantage 1839 01:19:33,830 --> 01:19:36,170 advantage I'm gonna get together tomorrow do some 1840 01:19:36,170 --> 01:19:36,180 I'm gonna get together tomorrow do some 1841 01:19:36,180 --> 01:19:38,660 I'm gonna get together tomorrow do some rehearsals get into character okay I 1842 01:19:38,660 --> 01:19:38,670 rehearsals get into character okay I 1843 01:19:38,670 --> 01:19:40,930 rehearsals get into character okay I want to play Richard the crazy actor guy 1844 01:19:40,930 --> 01:19:40,940 want to play Richard the crazy actor guy 1845 01:19:40,940 --> 01:19:42,980 want to play Richard the crazy actor guy man you always need to be Richard the 1846 01:19:42,980 --> 01:19:42,990 man you always need to be Richard the 1847 01:19:42,990 --> 01:19:46,640 man you always need to be Richard the crazy actor guy please every time you 1848 01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:46,650 crazy actor guy please every time you 1849 01:19:46,650 --> 01:19:50,810 crazy actor guy please every time you get to be this guy fine you can do thank 1850 01:19:50,810 --> 01:19:50,820 get to be this guy fine you can do thank 1851 01:19:50,820 --> 01:19:55,450 get to be this guy fine you can do thank you but the guy with a limp 1852 01:19:55,450 --> 01:19:55,460 1853 01:19:55,460 --> 01:20:00,470 yeah Denver um something different why 1854 01:20:00,470 --> 01:20:00,480 yeah Denver um something different why 1855 01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:03,620 yeah Denver um something different why don't you be Ryan that's a good idea 1856 01:20:03,620 --> 01:20:03,630 don't you be Ryan that's a good idea 1857 01:20:03,630 --> 01:20:09,100 don't you be Ryan that's a good idea there you go so do you all have any 1858 01:20:09,100 --> 01:20:09,110 there you go so do you all have any 1859 01:20:09,110 --> 01:20:13,460 there you go so do you all have any please Queens ha no you don't have any 1860 01:20:13,460 --> 01:20:13,470 please Queens ha no you don't have any 1861 01:20:13,470 --> 01:20:15,950 please Queens ha no you don't have any Queens at all well that's funny because 1862 01:20:15,950 --> 01:20:15,960 Queens at all well that's funny because 1863 01:20:15,960 --> 01:20:17,750 Queens at all well that's funny because when you turn your hand I saw two queens 1864 01:20:17,750 --> 01:20:17,760 when you turn your hand I saw two queens 1865 01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:19,880 when you turn your hand I saw two queens Oh see that's funny because that's a 1866 01:20:19,880 --> 01:20:19,890 Oh see that's funny because that's a 1867 01:20:19,890 --> 01:20:20,820 Oh see that's funny because that's a jack and a king 1868 01:20:20,820 --> 01:20:20,830 jack and a king 1869 01:20:20,830 --> 01:20:37,899 jack and a king [Music] 1870 01:20:37,899 --> 01:20:37,909 1871 01:20:37,909 --> 01:20:41,029 so you're not what do you expect me to 1872 01:20:41,029 --> 01:20:41,039 so you're not what do you expect me to 1873 01:20:41,039 --> 01:20:45,350 so you're not what do you expect me to say if I wasn't if hey you guys we go to 1874 01:20:45,350 --> 01:20:45,360 say if I wasn't if hey you guys we go to 1875 01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:47,779 say if I wasn't if hey you guys we go to meet this looks really not well camera 1876 01:20:47,779 --> 01:20:47,789 meet this looks really not well camera 1877 01:20:47,789 --> 01:20:53,390 meet this looks really not well camera point of view what if I came in this 1878 01:20:53,390 --> 01:20:53,400 point of view what if I came in this 1879 01:20:53,400 --> 01:21:00,919 point of view what if I came in this right here I see yeah something okay 1880 01:21:00,919 --> 01:21:00,929 right here I see yeah something okay 1881 01:21:00,929 --> 01:21:04,230 right here I see yeah something okay she used to fall behind the couch 1882 01:21:04,230 --> 01:21:04,240 she used to fall behind the couch 1883 01:21:04,240 --> 01:21:17,850 she used to fall behind the couch [Music] 1884 01:21:17,850 --> 01:21:17,860 1885 01:21:17,860 --> 01:21:23,710 yes sir do you know what really turned 1886 01:21:23,710 --> 01:21:23,720 yes sir do you know what really turned 1887 01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:29,920 yes sir do you know what really turned me on tell me if you were to watch me 1888 01:21:29,920 --> 01:21:29,930 me on tell me if you were to watch me 1889 01:21:29,930 --> 01:21:34,540 me on tell me if you were to watch me when I wasn't with you what do you have 1890 01:21:34,540 --> 01:21:34,550 when I wasn't with you what do you have 1891 01:21:34,550 --> 01:21:35,200 when I wasn't with you what do you have in mind 1892 01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:35,210 in mind 1893 01:21:35,210 --> 01:21:40,690 in mind I could put cameras in my house you 1894 01:21:40,690 --> 01:21:40,700 I could put cameras in my house you 1895 01:21:40,700 --> 01:21:44,680 I could put cameras in my house you could watch me in bed would you like 1896 01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:44,690 could watch me in bed would you like 1897 01:21:44,690 --> 01:21:51,280 could watch me in bed would you like that 1898 01:21:51,280 --> 01:21:51,290 1899 01:21:51,290 --> 01:22:05,920 [Music] 1900 01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:05,930 1901 01:22:05,930 --> 01:22:10,589 [Music] 1902 01:22:10,589 --> 01:22:10,599 1903 01:22:10,599 --> 01:22:13,209 make sure this is the right bar yeah 1904 01:22:13,209 --> 01:22:13,219 make sure this is the right bar yeah 1905 01:22:13,219 --> 01:22:16,719 make sure this is the right bar yeah this is it he said it comes here every 1906 01:22:16,719 --> 01:22:16,729 this is it he said it comes here every 1907 01:22:16,729 --> 01:22:19,350 this is it he said it comes here every Tuesday and Thursday 1908 01:22:19,350 --> 01:22:19,360 Tuesday and Thursday 1909 01:22:19,360 --> 01:22:33,040 Tuesday and Thursday fucking boring is that 1910 01:22:33,040 --> 01:22:33,050 1911 01:22:33,050 --> 01:22:34,610 there he is 1912 01:22:34,610 --> 01:22:34,620 there he is 1913 01:22:34,620 --> 01:22:40,780 there he is he's here yeah give you about 10 minutes 1914 01:22:40,780 --> 01:22:40,790 he's here yeah give you about 10 minutes 1915 01:22:40,790 --> 01:22:54,830 he's here yeah give you about 10 minutes okay I do have this one this one Furby 1916 01:22:54,830 --> 01:22:54,840 okay I do have this one this one Furby 1917 01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:57,980 okay I do have this one this one Furby not them a few weeks good yeah I'll be 1918 01:22:57,980 --> 01:22:57,990 not them a few weeks good yeah I'll be 1919 01:22:57,990 --> 01:23:00,380 not them a few weeks good yeah I'll be in character bet your ass I'll be in 1920 01:23:00,380 --> 01:23:00,390 in character bet your ass I'll be in 1921 01:23:00,390 --> 01:23:01,660 in character bet your ass I'll be in character 1922 01:23:01,660 --> 01:23:01,670 character 1923 01:23:01,670 --> 01:23:10,120 character I'd kill someone you know that 1924 01:23:10,120 --> 01:23:10,130 1925 01:23:10,130 --> 01:23:12,700 [Music] 1926 01:23:12,700 --> 01:23:12,710 [Music] 1927 01:23:12,710 --> 01:23:29,800 [Music] I didn't see that gonna move it's been 1928 01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:29,810 I didn't see that gonna move it's been 1929 01:23:29,810 --> 01:23:32,250 I didn't see that gonna move it's been gone all day 1930 01:23:32,250 --> 01:23:32,260 1931 01:23:32,260 --> 01:23:41,410 yeah maybe he's buying me house 1932 01:23:41,410 --> 01:23:41,420 1933 01:23:41,420 --> 01:23:44,350 he's back ready let's go 1934 01:23:44,350 --> 01:23:44,360 he's back ready let's go 1935 01:23:44,360 --> 01:24:00,160 he's back ready let's go okay have you don't you know how can you 1936 01:24:00,160 --> 01:24:00,170 okay have you don't you know how can you 1937 01:24:00,170 --> 01:24:02,140 okay have you don't you know how can you possibly ask me a question like that so 1938 01:24:02,140 --> 01:24:02,150 possibly ask me a question like that so 1939 01:24:02,150 --> 01:24:12,640 possibly ask me a question like that so you're not dr. Wiseman 1940 01:24:12,640 --> 01:24:12,650 you're not dr. Wiseman 1941 01:24:12,650 --> 01:24:15,490 you're not dr. Wiseman I'm Marcus I'll be handling your wire 1942 01:24:15,490 --> 01:24:15,500 I'm Marcus I'll be handling your wire 1943 01:24:15,500 --> 01:24:25,780 I'm Marcus I'll be handling your wire transfer 1944 01:24:25,780 --> 01:24:25,790 1945 01:24:25,790 --> 01:24:31,850 hello it's me I was thinking about you 1946 01:24:31,850 --> 01:24:31,860 hello it's me I was thinking about you 1947 01:24:31,860 --> 01:24:41,590 hello it's me I was thinking about you all day I'm pregnant 1948 01:24:41,590 --> 01:24:41,600 1949 01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:56,720 am I the father yes how do you have you 1950 01:24:56,720 --> 01:24:56,730 am I the father yes how do you have you 1951 01:24:56,730 --> 01:25:04,210 am I the father yes how do you have you told your husband 1952 01:25:04,210 --> 01:25:04,220 1953 01:25:04,220 --> 01:25:10,880 that's quite a wire transfer well I need 1954 01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:10,890 that's quite a wire transfer well I need 1955 01:25:10,890 --> 01:25:15,170 that's quite a wire transfer well I need you to initial here here and here 1956 01:25:15,170 --> 01:25:15,180 you to initial here here and here 1957 01:25:15,180 --> 01:25:26,030 you to initial here here and here and sign here here and there 1958 01:25:26,030 --> 01:25:26,040 1959 01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:55,900 Red Rover Red Rover 1960 01:25:55,900 --> 01:25:55,910 1961 01:25:55,910 --> 01:25:59,929 let me see your face 1962 01:25:59,929 --> 01:25:59,939 1963 01:25:59,939 --> 01:26:19,270 yeah that's good yeah okay 1964 01:26:19,270 --> 01:26:19,280 yeah that's good yeah okay 1965 01:26:19,280 --> 01:26:25,660 yeah that's good yeah okay hunky-dory so are you buying something 1966 01:26:25,660 --> 01:26:25,670 hunky-dory so are you buying something 1967 01:26:25,670 --> 01:26:31,200 hunky-dory so are you buying something my fucking life back 1968 01:26:31,200 --> 01:26:31,210 1969 01:26:31,210 --> 01:26:44,300 [Music] 1970 01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:44,310 1971 01:26:44,310 --> 01:26:47,859 okay okay 1972 01:26:47,859 --> 01:26:47,869 1973 01:26:47,869 --> 01:26:58,250 the trunk 1974 01:26:58,250 --> 01:26:58,260 1975 01:26:58,260 --> 01:27:00,780 got the keys yeah there you want to 1976 01:27:00,780 --> 01:27:00,790 got the keys yeah there you want to 1977 01:27:00,790 --> 01:27:04,410 got the keys yeah there you want to drive yeah okay so I made the whole 1978 01:27:04,410 --> 01:27:04,420 drive yeah okay so I made the whole 1979 01:27:04,420 --> 01:27:07,320 drive yeah okay so I made the whole thing up how I met Ryan the sensitive 1980 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:07,330 thing up how I met Ryan the sensitive 1981 01:27:07,330 --> 01:27:08,370 thing up how I met Ryan the sensitive cowboy thing 1982 01:27:08,370 --> 01:27:08,380 cowboy thing 1983 01:27:08,380 --> 01:27:11,610 cowboy thing yada yada actually our real names aren't 1984 01:27:11,610 --> 01:27:11,620 yada yada actually our real names aren't 1985 01:27:11,620 --> 01:27:14,100 yada yada actually our real names aren't Ryan and Sarah either but we really are 1986 01:27:14,100 --> 01:27:14,110 Ryan and Sarah either but we really are 1987 01:27:14,110 --> 01:27:16,500 Ryan and Sarah either but we really are married and we are very much in love 1988 01:27:16,500 --> 01:27:16,510 married and we are very much in love 1989 01:27:16,510 --> 01:27:19,350 married and we are very much in love we're just professional thieves a minor 1990 01:27:19,350 --> 01:27:19,360 we're just professional thieves a minor 1991 01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:22,290 we're just professional thieves a minor detail I left out there are worse ways 1992 01:27:22,290 --> 01:27:22,300 detail I left out there are worse ways 1993 01:27:22,300 --> 01:27:24,480 detail I left out there are worse ways to make a living so are we still on for 1994 01:27:24,480 --> 01:27:24,490 to make a living so are we still on for 1995 01:27:24,490 --> 01:27:26,340 to make a living so are we still on for Santa Barbara a lot of money out there 1996 01:27:26,340 --> 01:27:26,350 Santa Barbara a lot of money out there 1997 01:27:26,350 --> 01:27:28,200 Santa Barbara a lot of money out there yeah the beach would be nice 1998 01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:28,210 yeah the beach would be nice 1999 01:27:28,210 --> 01:27:39,800 yeah the beach would be nice you guys ready 2000 01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:39,810 2001 01:27:39,810 --> 01:27:41,990 so do I ever really think about killing 2002 01:27:41,990 --> 01:27:42,000 so do I ever really think about killing 2003 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:47,830 so do I ever really think about killing my husband well don't we all 2004 01:27:47,830 --> 01:27:47,840 2005 01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:49,910 but I'm not going to give you advance 2006 01:27:49,910 --> 01:27:49,920 but I'm not going to give you advance 2007 01:27:49,920 --> 01:28:33,190 but I'm not going to give you advance notice if I decide to 2008 01:28:33,190 --> 01:28:33,200 2009 01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:36,280 I know 2010 01:28:36,280 --> 01:28:36,290 2011 01:28:36,290 --> 01:28:40,979 [Music] 2012 01:28:40,979 --> 01:28:40,989 2013 01:28:40,989 --> 01:28:47,290 ain't no distance too far 2014 01:28:47,290 --> 01:28:47,300 2015 01:28:47,300 --> 01:28:50,960 [Music] 2016 01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:50,970 2017 01:28:50,970 --> 01:29:00,780 to do what it needs from here to the sky 2018 01:29:00,780 --> 01:29:00,790 to do what it needs from here to the sky 2019 01:29:00,790 --> 01:29:12,980 to do what it needs from here to the sky [Music] 2020 01:29:12,980 --> 01:29:12,990 [Music] 2021 01:29:12,990 --> 01:29:17,020 [Music] ain't no love to sweet 2022 01:29:17,020 --> 01:29:17,030 ain't no love to sweet 2023 01:29:17,030 --> 01:29:23,609 ain't no love to sweet [Music] 2024 01:29:23,609 --> 01:29:23,619 2025 01:29:23,619 --> 01:29:29,319 you make you all mine 2026 01:29:29,319 --> 01:29:29,329 2027 01:29:29,329 --> 01:29:32,100 from now till eternity 2028 01:29:32,100 --> 01:29:32,110 from now till eternity 2029 01:29:32,110 --> 01:29:40,840 from now till eternity [Music] 2030 01:29:40,840 --> 01:29:40,850 [Music] 2031 01:29:40,850 --> 01:29:44,719 [Music] 6 kb 9 2032 01:29:44,719 --> 01:29:44,729 2033 01:29:44,729 --> 01:29:49,810 and I can be we 2034 01:29:49,810 --> 01:29:49,820 2035 01:29:49,820 --> 01:29:56,820 [Music] 2036 01:29:56,820 --> 01:29:56,830 2037 01:29:56,830 --> 01:30:00,400 first become bird 2038 01:30:00,400 --> 01:30:00,410 first become bird 2039 01:30:00,410 --> 01:30:04,400 first become bird and bird become playing 2040 01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:04,410 and bird become playing 2041 01:30:04,410 --> 01:30:08,420 and bird become playing [Music] 2042 01:30:08,420 --> 01:30:08,430 2043 01:30:08,430 --> 01:30:10,270 it's just a game 2044 01:30:10,270 --> 01:30:10,280 it's just a game 2045 01:30:10,280 --> 01:30:17,980 it's just a game [Music] 2046 01:30:17,980 --> 01:30:17,990 2047 01:30:17,990 --> 01:30:20,400 ain't no goal to 2048 01:30:20,400 --> 01:30:20,410 ain't no goal to 2049 01:30:20,410 --> 01:30:27,220 ain't no goal to [Music] 2050 01:30:27,220 --> 01:30:27,230 [Music] 2051 01:30:27,230 --> 01:30:29,900 [Music] you spell 2052 01:30:29,900 --> 01:30:29,910 you spell 2053 01:30:29,910 --> 01:30:33,739 you spell that amazed 2054 01:30:33,739 --> 01:30:33,749 2055 01:30:33,749 --> 01:30:35,360 me 2056 01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:35,370 me 2057 01:30:35,370 --> 01:30:41,190 me [Music] 2058 01:30:41,190 --> 01:30:41,200 2059 01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:50,390 [Music] 2060 01:30:50,390 --> 01:30:50,400 2061 01:30:50,400 --> 01:31:22,260 [Music]163786

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