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Okay, we're moving on to item
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- 129 A, Part 3.
- 129 A, or are we doing B first?
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- We're going A. Okay.
- [YAWNS]
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You know, I feel like
because we had a little bit of
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- a hard time discussing 128 F...
- Yep, we did.
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Let's just discuss...
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- So we can table that? Why don't we just...
- The protocol for discussing...
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- Okay. Cool.
- 128.
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We'll discuss what we'll do.
we'll table that.
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We'll discuss how we discuss that.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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♪ I found a place ♪
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♪ In a little old town ♪
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[FIREWORKS BOOMING]
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[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION]
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♪ ♪
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- [LAUGHTER]
- [OVERLAPPING CONVERSATION]
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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♪ Living the American dream ♪
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[SIREN WAILING]
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[EXPLOSIVE BOOM]
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♪ ♪
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♪ Since I was 17 ♪
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♪ And this is where ♪
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I'll marry your ex-wife,
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and then I'll divorce her,
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and make you pay for the alimony.
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Do you understand how mad
I am at you right now?
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Don't ever clean my house poorly again.
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♪ Living the American dream ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ It's the American dream ♪
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♪ ♪
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[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[ROCK MUSIC]
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♪ Living the American dream ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Living the American dream ♪
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♪ The American dream! ♪
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♪ Living the American dream ♪
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♪ The American dream ♪
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- ♪ Living the American dream ♪
- ♪ Oh, yeah ♪
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♪ The American dream ♪
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- ♪ Living the American dream ♪
- ♪ Ooh, yeah! ♪
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♪ The American dream! ♪
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[ROCK MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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[MOUSE CLICKING]
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[EXHALES] God.
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Nothing feels as good as an empty inbox.
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Really? Have you ever had sex?
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Because emptying your email inbox
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actually does feel better than that.
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[SMACKS LIPS]
What are you doing this weekend?
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Well, I'm going on a hike
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with some old college buddies
on Saturday.
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Then I have a Groupon for this
gourmet grilled cheese place.
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I have another Groupon
to get an oil change.
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Brunch with my stepsister,
uh, I have a Groupon for that.
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[CLICKS TONGUE] And, oh,
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I need to get a haircut at some point.
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Basically, I'm trying to cram
my entire life into 48 hours,
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and I won't enjoy a second of it.
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What about you?
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Oh, I'm gonna lie in bed
depressed all weekend.
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I've been looking forward
to it all week.
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Oh, I got Peddles a new cardboard box.
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She's gonna love it so [bleep] much.
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She's gonna be so [bleep] cute.
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I'll hardly be able to [bleep] stand it.
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I don't like the way
you talk about cats.
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So...
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you dips coming to
my house party Saturday night,
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or what? I saw that you both opened,
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yet did not RSVP, to my Paperless Post,
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which is a real dick move.
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Your only response options
were, "No, I hate fun,"
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or "Hells to the yeah."
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I'm an eternal maybe.
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I want the option to back out
of a party up until the moment
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I walk through the front door.
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Matt, you have to come.
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I'm setting you up
with my friend Daphne.
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She already photo-approved you.
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She said you look
just like her ex-boyfriend,
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but with worse hair.
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Really? That's sort of encouraging.
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Jake, I thought about setting you up,
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but then I remembered,
I actually like my friends.
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Oh. I totally get that.
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Any plans for the weekend, Kate?
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If you're not too busy,
maybe we could...
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I have a lot of work
to catch up on this weekend.
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I'll be lucky if I make
my Spinlates class.
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[CHUCKLES] Well, don't work too hard.
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You know, my therapist says
that the weekends
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are supposed to be for relaxation.
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That's why he can never
see me on Saturday.
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Jake! Matt!
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- So glad I caught you two.
- See you Monday!
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Have a great weekend, everyone!
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Okay, take care, Kate.
Have a good one, Grace.
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Will you two agree to do a favor for me?
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- Oh, um, well, you know, we...
- Matt and I have
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very expensive plans that
can't be changed or refunded.
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No, no, no, no.
Come on, guys, of course not.
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I would never disrupt your Friday night.
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I need your help on Saturday.
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I got a new antique-style
grandfather clock,
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and I need some assistance in moving it.
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- [BOTH GROANING]
- BOTH: Okay.
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Great, it should really
only take a couple of hours.
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I just emailed you my private address.
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Don't share it.
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And I'll see you guys tomorrow!
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Wear your dungarees!
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- [SIGHS]
- What the hell are dungarees?
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This is going to ruin my next 24 hours.
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[Bleep]!
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♪ The American dream! ♪
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♪ Living the American dream ♪
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BOTH: [Bleep]!
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- Aw, Pebbles.
- [CHUCKLES]
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♪ Living the American dream ♪
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BOTH: [Bleep]!
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♪ The American dream ♪
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BOTH: [Bleep]
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BOTH: [Bleep]!
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♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
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♪ The American dream! ♪
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[JAZZY MUSIC]
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I always wondered
what kind of freaks lived in
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the apartments above outdoor malls,
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and now I know. John.
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Oh, look. They have a sale on lotion
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at the Bath And Body sweatshop factory.
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Oh, we gotta get a pretzel before we go.
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They have this new pretzel
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that's just a pile of butter and salt,
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and there's no pretzel,
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but it's the most delicious
pretzel I've ever had.
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Where's the music coming from?
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[WHISPERS] The rocks.
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♪ Just paint it red ♪
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♪ Make it dance to our tune,
shake it up ♪
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Let's get this over with.
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I'd rather talk to someone about
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the meaning of their tattoo
than do this right now.
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- [KNOCKS]
- Hey, guys!
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Come on in!
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Take your shoes off. Relax.
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No, seriously.
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Remove your shoes and put them in
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the designated cubbies, please.
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This place is probably
really aspirational for you guys,
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but if you work hard enough, one day,
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you too could have
a luxury pre-9/11 style
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condominium with optional,
built-in shelving.
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- Is that the clock?
- Yep, that's the one.
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But, uh, before we get to that,
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I would love to give you two the tour.
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- Oh...
- No.
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This is the bedroom.
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Pretty standard.
Uh, I like to kind of peek out
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the windows and spy on
my neighbors here a little bit.
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This controls the temperature
in the room for the most part.
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I'm sure you guys are familiar
with that technology.
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[EERIE TONE]
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[WHISPERS] Where's the bed?
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♪ ♪
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Don't ask questions
you don't want the answer to.
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And this is my bird room.
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[SHIMMERING TONE]
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Hi.
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Yes.
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I missed you, too.
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[IMITATES BIRD CAWING]
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- [WHISTLES]
- Matt, please don't do that.
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You'll confuse them.
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[SIGHS]
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And here is the reason you're here.
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Isn't she a beaut?
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Wait, it's a... it's a grandfather clock
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so he's a beaut. You know what, guys,
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let's not gender the clock.
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Okay? It's a beaut.
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So where are we moving
this genderless beaut?
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[POPS TONGUE]
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[SIGHS]
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On three... one, two, lift.
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- [BOTH GROANING]
- Good.
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Lift with your knees, Matt.
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With your knees.
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Lift with your knees, please.
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Please don't scratch the leather.
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That is real.
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Okay. Thread that needle.
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Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup,
yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup,
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and yup.
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If you guys wanna
get out of the way for a second.
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Ooh!
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I don't know, it's a...
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Slide back in for one second.
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I just wanna... here.
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Is that it?
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I'm watching TV.
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What time is it?
I'm not wearing my watch.
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Oh, it's 3:30.
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Uh, you know what,
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it's pretty helpful
to see it in context.
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Do, like, you're just...
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it's, like, a dinner party,
and you're a little tired,
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and you're a vegetarian.
You guys are just chatting.
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It's nice being here
at this dinner party,
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but I guess I'm just a little tired.
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I can't eat any of the meat stuff.
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Mmm. So you guys came over
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to watch the game.
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Your team won, your team lost,
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but it's just sort of
something to talk about.
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Well, it's great news
that my team won the game.
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Well, my team lost so I'm mad.
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Uh, I'm on the fence.
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Man, I'm pissed my team lost!
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So you're at a breakfast party,
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and you both want the last biscuit.
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Oh, I thought that I... did you want it?
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I mean, I've had a couple,
but I thought...
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I haven't had any biscuits thus far.
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You've been waiting up
all night for him to come home.
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It's 2:00 a.m.
and you smell like perfume.
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What the hell?
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[SNAPS FINGERS] I got it!
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Okay, lift on three.
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One, two, lift.
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- [BOTH GROANING]
- Yup, come on this way.
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Jake, with your knees, buddy.
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Turn it, turn it, turn it.
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Keep going... please be careful,
Matt, for God's sake.
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Yeah.
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[JAZZY MUSIC]
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Perfect.
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Sometimes, you gotta go
all the way around the world
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to realize that home... [POPS TONGUE]
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Is the only place you wanna be.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- I got a splinter.
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- Thank you guys so much.
- Ow!
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- I really appreciate it.
- God.
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Thank you for helping me out.
As a thank you,
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you have to let me take you to dinner.
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Oh, that's really nice of you to offer,
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but I'm not really much of an eater.
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Yeah, I just don't eat. Don't eat.
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Okay, I am taking you guys to dinner
258
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and I will not take no for an answer.
259
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[CHUCKLES] Plus, you gotta get
260
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your parking validated.
261
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Not cheap.
262
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I'll grab your shoes from the cubbies.
263
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[BOTH INHALE]
264
00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,305
[BOTH SIGH]
265
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BOTH: [Bleep]
266
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By the way, this restaurant
267
00:08:21,472 --> 00:08:22,740
is owned by Hampton DeVille,
268
00:08:22,807 --> 00:08:24,342
so if you guys brought
your employee IDs,
269
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we'll get some free apps.
270
00:08:25,810 --> 00:08:27,278
All righty. Here we go!
271
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Don't sue me.
272
00:08:28,412 --> 00:08:29,347
Hey, Katherine!
273
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[PLAYFUL MUSIC]
274
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I'll be right back to get your order.
275
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Giddy up!
276
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[CHUCKLING]
277
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Giddy up.
278
00:08:36,187 --> 00:08:37,955
Isn't this place fun, you guys?
279
00:08:38,022 --> 00:08:39,557
- [CHUCKLING]
- [SIGHS]
280
00:08:39,623 --> 00:08:40,958
[SOTTO VOCE] It's depressing
281
00:08:41,025 --> 00:08:42,793
that all these employees
have to work on the weekend.
282
00:08:42,860 --> 00:08:44,995
We're working right now.
At least they're getting paid.
283
00:08:45,062 --> 00:08:46,067
[EERIE OPERA MUSIC]
284
00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:48,132
This place looks like somebody
held a gun to it and said,
285
00:08:48,199 --> 00:08:49,800
"Have fun or else."
286
00:08:49,867 --> 00:08:51,469
I can't believe these people
haven't killed themselves yet.
287
00:08:51,535 --> 00:08:52,970
Their will to live is astounding.
288
00:08:53,037 --> 00:08:54,305
Everyone in here looks like
289
00:08:54,372 --> 00:08:56,240
they just went through a divorce.
290
00:08:56,307 --> 00:08:57,842
Oh, my God! Look.
291
00:08:57,908 --> 00:09:00,845
It's Kate, and
a sexy, male companion friend.
292
00:09:00,911 --> 00:09:02,179
[CHUCKLES] Hey!
293
00:09:02,246 --> 00:09:03,714
[Bleep].
294
00:09:03,781 --> 00:09:06,050
Matt, Jake, John.
295
00:09:06,117 --> 00:09:08,052
Why are you all here together?
296
00:09:08,119 --> 00:09:10,054
Are you working on
the Jenson project without me?
297
00:09:10,121 --> 00:09:12,056
No, no, no, no.
Jake and Matt offered to help me
298
00:09:12,123 --> 00:09:13,324
move my grandfather clock,
299
00:09:13,391 --> 00:09:15,659
and then we just kind of
mutually decided
300
00:09:15,726 --> 00:09:17,495
to go to dinner together.
301
00:09:17,561 --> 00:09:19,663
Kate, who's your companion?
302
00:09:19,730 --> 00:09:21,665
Oh, uh, um,
303
00:09:21,732 --> 00:09:23,000
that's Sonnet.
304
00:09:23,067 --> 00:09:25,169
- Hi, I'm Sonnet!
- Sonnet, shh!
305
00:09:25,236 --> 00:09:26,570
Well, golly.
306
00:09:26,637 --> 00:09:28,172
Looks like you partners
all know each other.
307
00:09:28,239 --> 00:09:31,676
What do you say we hitch
these wagon wheels together?
308
00:09:31,742 --> 00:09:34,779
[ALL STAMMERING]
309
00:09:38,182 --> 00:09:41,786
Well, Sonnet, I'm honored
to meet the man in Kate's life.
310
00:09:41,852 --> 00:09:43,621
You must be a very special person.
311
00:09:43,688 --> 00:09:44,789
Oh! No.
312
00:09:44,855 --> 00:09:46,457
She ordered me through Summen.
313
00:09:46,524 --> 00:09:48,459
It's an online companion service
for executive ladies who just...
314
00:09:48,526 --> 00:09:50,795
Sonnet! Shh! Shh!
315
00:09:50,861 --> 00:09:52,530
Shh.
316
00:09:52,596 --> 00:09:55,533
- We met at church.
- Oh!
317
00:09:55,599 --> 00:09:57,173
Okay. No appetizers.
318
00:09:57,198 --> 00:09:58,542
No desserts. Just entrees.
319
00:09:58,589 --> 00:10:00,137
And maybe I'll still have time
to get a haircut before
320
00:10:00,204 --> 00:10:01,272
we go to Grace's party.
321
00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,473
You folks ready to order?
322
00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:03,808
Slow down there, Sheriff.
323
00:10:03,874 --> 00:10:05,476
I think we need at least
15 minutes to figure out
324
00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:08,279
our appetizer strategy,
but in the meantime,
325
00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,147
let's do a jug of milk for the table.
326
00:10:10,214 --> 00:10:11,682
Absolutely.
327
00:10:11,749 --> 00:10:13,217
A little on the warmer side,
too, please.
328
00:10:13,284 --> 00:10:14,218
Hot milk.
329
00:10:14,285 --> 00:10:17,221
[HOKEY MUSIC]
330
00:10:17,288 --> 00:10:18,422
♪ ♪
331
00:10:18,489 --> 00:10:20,925
- Mm-mmm!
- This is pure protein goodness.
332
00:10:20,991 --> 00:10:23,260
- Isn't this place great, Kate?
- No.
333
00:10:23,327 --> 00:10:24,929
And the fact that you suggested it
334
00:10:24,995 --> 00:10:26,931
is gonna deduct two stars
from your rating.
335
00:10:26,997 --> 00:10:28,733
The best you can do now is a three.
336
00:10:28,799 --> 00:10:31,268
Oh, man. Not my rating.
337
00:10:31,335 --> 00:10:32,536
Who wants to make it better
with cheddar?
338
00:10:32,603 --> 00:10:33,938
Yeah, I'll do that.
339
00:10:34,005 --> 00:10:36,607
Isn't your dinner cheesy enough?
340
00:10:36,674 --> 00:10:38,209
I'm sorry you have to do this.
341
00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:39,610
Spur my side, cowboy!
342
00:10:39,677 --> 00:10:41,012
It's my pleasure.
343
00:10:41,078 --> 00:10:42,546
You don't have to talk
like that for our sake.
344
00:10:42,613 --> 00:10:43,614
[SOTTO VOCE] Yes, I do.
345
00:10:43,681 --> 00:10:45,616
They make us wear body cams.
346
00:10:45,683 --> 00:10:48,619
[EERIE TONE]
347
00:10:48,686 --> 00:10:51,222
Everything's better with
a little more cheddar!
348
00:10:51,288 --> 00:10:52,957
- [CHUCKLING]
- You can tell this is
349
00:10:53,024 --> 00:10:54,892
a Hampton DeVille restaurant
because all the waiters act like
350
00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:56,293
they're in a hostage situation.
351
00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:58,629
Mmm!
352
00:10:58,696 --> 00:10:59,830
Best part about this restaurant?
353
00:10:59,897 --> 00:11:01,766
- Mm-hmm?
- Unlimited milk refills.
354
00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,208
John, I think milk
is supposed to be for kids.
355
00:11:04,275 --> 00:11:06,210
- [GLASS CLINKS]
- Milk boy!
356
00:11:06,277 --> 00:11:07,278
Jesus Christ.
357
00:11:07,345 --> 00:11:09,280
Look at this poor [bleep].
358
00:11:09,347 --> 00:11:10,882
Slow down, partner.
359
00:11:10,948 --> 00:11:13,885
This is your fourth refill.
360
00:11:13,951 --> 00:11:16,554
[SCOFFS]
361
00:11:16,621 --> 00:11:18,956
Is it just me, or is the milk boy
362
00:11:19,023 --> 00:11:21,025
a little mouthy tonight?
363
00:11:21,092 --> 00:11:23,227
I know my limits, pal. Thanks.
[CHUCKLES]
364
00:11:23,294 --> 00:11:26,230
[PHONE BUZZING]
365
00:11:26,297 --> 00:11:27,899
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
366
00:11:27,965 --> 00:11:30,368
We need to leave. How are we still here?
367
00:11:30,434 --> 00:11:31,969
Because both of us have
an underlying cowardice
368
00:11:32,036 --> 00:11:33,471
that guides every decision of our lives.
369
00:11:33,538 --> 00:11:35,673
- Oh. Yeah.
- Great news, everybody!
370
00:11:35,740 --> 00:11:38,943
All you partners just consumed
more than 3,000 calories!
371
00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:40,278
Why would you tell us that?
372
00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:42,280
It's part of an FDA settlement.
373
00:11:42,346 --> 00:11:44,449
- [COW MOOING]
- Whoa-oh!
374
00:11:44,515 --> 00:11:46,784
That cow only moves when there's
a birthday in the barn!
375
00:11:46,851 --> 00:11:48,186
Oh, no, there must be some mistake...
376
00:11:48,252 --> 00:11:49,520
It's my birthday!
377
00:11:49,587 --> 00:11:51,856
Hell yeah! Birthday! I love it!
378
00:11:51,923 --> 00:11:53,225
[CHUCKLING]
379
00:11:53,250 --> 00:11:54,257
Whoop!
380
00:11:54,258 --> 00:11:55,693
Well, thank you, Sheriff.
381
00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:58,029
Oh, that's why John is acting so weird.
382
00:11:58,095 --> 00:11:59,697
It's his birthday.
383
00:11:59,764 --> 00:12:00,698
[HARMONICA PLAYING]
384
00:12:00,765 --> 00:12:02,700
Watch.
385
00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:04,702
♪ When the moon rises high ♪
386
00:12:04,769 --> 00:12:06,704
♪ Way up there in the sky ♪
387
00:12:06,771 --> 00:12:08,306
♪ It's your birthday! ♪
388
00:12:08,372 --> 00:12:09,640
- ♪ It's your birthday! ♪
- ♪ It's your birthday! ♪
389
00:12:09,707 --> 00:12:10,942
♪ It's your birthday! ♪
390
00:12:11,008 --> 00:12:12,477
♪ When the cows start to prance ♪
391
00:12:12,543 --> 00:12:14,312
♪ And the horses start to dance ♪
392
00:12:14,378 --> 00:12:16,314
- ♪ It's your birthday! ♪
- ♪ It's your birthday! ♪
393
00:12:16,380 --> 00:12:18,249
- ♪ It's your birthday! ♪
- ♪ It's your birthday! ♪
394
00:12:18,316 --> 00:12:20,002
♪ Help yourself to a platter ♪
395
00:12:20,049 --> 00:12:22,416
[DISTORTED VOICE]
♪ Because nothing you do matters ♪
396
00:12:22,501 --> 00:12:24,036
- ♪ It's your birthday! ♪
- ♪ It's your birthday! ♪
397
00:12:24,094 --> 00:12:26,030
- ♪ It's your birthday! ♪
- ♪ It's your birthday! ♪
398
00:12:26,190 --> 00:12:27,992
♪ You're haunted by regrets ♪
399
00:12:28,059 --> 00:12:29,794
♪ Whatcha doing with your life? ♪
400
00:12:29,861 --> 00:12:31,662
- ♪ It's your birthday! ♪
- ♪ It's your birthday! ♪
401
00:12:31,729 --> 00:12:33,664
- ♪ It's your birthday! ♪
- ♪ It's your birthday! ♪
402
00:12:33,731 --> 00:12:35,666
[OMINOUS TONE]
403
00:12:35,733 --> 00:12:37,335
♪ Another year gone by ♪
404
00:12:37,401 --> 00:12:39,270
♪ And you managed not to die ♪
405
00:12:39,337 --> 00:12:41,606
♪ It's your birthday! ♪
406
00:12:41,664 --> 00:12:48,950
♪ So have a glass of milk! ♪
407
00:12:49,005 --> 00:12:51,616
[ALL GROANING]
408
00:12:51,682 --> 00:12:53,117
- He got milked!
- [LAUGHS]
409
00:12:53,184 --> 00:12:55,119
♪ It's your birthday! ♪
410
00:12:55,186 --> 00:12:57,455
- [APPLAUSE]
- Whoo! Hoo-hoo!
411
00:12:57,522 --> 00:12:58,535
[LAUGHTER]
412
00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,523
Whoop!
413
00:12:59,524 --> 00:13:00,925
Make room, make room.
414
00:13:00,992 --> 00:13:03,327
You wanna move that?
Sorry. Yup. Thanks, Sonnet.
415
00:13:03,394 --> 00:13:04,829
How great was that song, by the way?
416
00:13:04,896 --> 00:13:07,298
It's so beautiful, yet so frantic.
417
00:13:07,365 --> 00:13:09,367
John, happy birthday. This is crazy.
418
00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:12,103
Oh. It's not actually my birthday.
Don't be silly.
419
00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:14,105
The Texas sized banana split
boat is my favorite thing,
420
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:15,239
and that's the only way to get it.
421
00:13:15,306 --> 00:13:16,507
I do this all the time.
422
00:13:16,574 --> 00:13:18,149
Wait, so they know
it's not your birthday?
423
00:13:18,196 --> 00:13:20,511
Mm-hmm! But they have
to do it if someone asks.
424
00:13:20,578 --> 00:13:21,846
It's company policy.
425
00:13:21,913 --> 00:13:23,614
Jesus Christ.
426
00:13:23,681 --> 00:13:24,782
Get in there!
427
00:13:24,849 --> 00:13:26,083
- Mm, mm, bananas.
- Oh, yeah.
428
00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:28,085
Whoa, hold up, hold up.
429
00:13:28,152 --> 00:13:29,420
Okay.
430
00:13:29,487 --> 00:13:32,023
[LIGHT MUSIC PLAYING]
431
00:13:32,089 --> 00:13:34,699
I went to [bleep] Julliard.
432
00:13:34,754 --> 00:13:37,557
So, what do you say
we keep this party going?
433
00:13:37,624 --> 00:13:39,826
There is an awesome bar
right next to the Sephora.
434
00:13:39,892 --> 00:13:41,094
No, thanks. I think we're just gonna
435
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:42,395
- call it an early night.
- Oh.
436
00:13:42,462 --> 00:13:43,730
Oh, my God, I used to work at Sephora.
437
00:13:43,796 --> 00:13:45,031
So you two are definitely coming.
438
00:13:45,098 --> 00:13:46,599
[CHUCKLES] And I know...
439
00:13:46,666 --> 00:13:48,267
We have to get to Grace's
party before Daphne leaves.
440
00:13:48,334 --> 00:13:49,502
Let's just say thanks and good night
441
00:13:49,569 --> 00:13:51,237
and obviously do not mention
Grace's party.
442
00:13:51,304 --> 00:13:52,739
Got it. I'll make up an excuse.
443
00:13:52,805 --> 00:13:54,707
- I did improv in college.
- Stop bringing that up.
444
00:13:54,774 --> 00:13:56,576
- You guys in?
- Yeah, we would love to come,
445
00:13:56,643 --> 00:13:59,579
it's just that
we have to get going to...
446
00:13:59,646 --> 00:14:02,749
Um... uh...
447
00:14:02,815 --> 00:14:04,450
Uh... Think of something.
448
00:14:04,517 --> 00:14:05,985
What could I be going to? A party.
449
00:14:06,052 --> 00:14:07,954
Oh, Grace's party!
No, don't say Grace's party.
450
00:14:08,021 --> 00:14:09,756
Use your brain to think
of something... Grace's party.
451
00:14:09,822 --> 00:14:11,324
No, not that. Grace's party.
452
00:14:11,391 --> 00:14:13,826
[INNER VOICE DISTORTING] Grace's party.
453
00:14:13,893 --> 00:14:15,628
Grace's party.
454
00:14:15,695 --> 00:14:16,963
[DOORBELL RINGS]
455
00:14:17,030 --> 00:14:19,966
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
456
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:25,438
♪ ♪
457
00:14:25,505 --> 00:14:28,284
[Bleep]. I mean, hi.
458
00:14:28,838 --> 00:14:31,104
Mm-hmm. Yum-yum.
459
00:14:31,129 --> 00:14:32,164
There she is.
460
00:14:32,222 --> 00:14:33,612
Good. Food is up!
461
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:35,295
So, everyone dig in, okay,
462
00:14:35,350 --> 00:14:36,884
before the cheese congeals. [CHUCKLES]
463
00:14:36,951 --> 00:14:39,153
Why the [bleep] would you
bring John and Kate to my house?
464
00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:41,122
Did you find out about
that thing I did to you
465
00:14:41,189 --> 00:14:42,390
and now you're getting revenge?
466
00:14:42,457 --> 00:14:43,458
This is totally Matt's fault.
467
00:14:43,524 --> 00:14:44,592
Now, if you'll excuse me,
468
00:14:44,659 --> 00:14:46,861
I'm gonna go have a terrible time.
469
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,864
I am so, so sorry.
470
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,133
Anyway, is Daphne still here?
471
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:53,234
[CHUCKLES]
472
00:14:53,301 --> 00:14:55,236
Yes.
473
00:14:55,303 --> 00:14:56,938
You should go talk to her.
474
00:14:57,005 --> 00:14:58,539
But...
475
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:00,942
Mm.
476
00:15:01,009 --> 00:15:02,844
Yeah, well,
I don't know it that's... okay.
477
00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:05,446
Okay, never mind, your hair just sucks.
478
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:07,649
Just please be normal.
479
00:15:07,715 --> 00:15:09,250
Got it.
480
00:15:09,317 --> 00:15:10,918
- Please.
- Hiya, Grace.
481
00:15:10,985 --> 00:15:12,453
Listen, I hope you don't feel awkward
482
00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,088
about not inviting me to your party.
483
00:15:14,155 --> 00:15:16,424
- I don't.
- Seriously, I... I get it.
484
00:15:16,491 --> 00:15:19,427
Office John would not be
a lot of fun at a party.
485
00:15:19,494 --> 00:15:23,731
But this... is weekend John.
486
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:28,136
[HUMMING]
487
00:15:28,202 --> 00:15:30,838
Would weekend John like a drink?
488
00:15:30,905 --> 00:15:33,107
Yes, please, I will take a milk.
489
00:15:33,174 --> 00:15:35,376
I curate an emerging artists series,
490
00:15:35,443 --> 00:15:37,412
which is basically a fancy way of saying
491
00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,080
"garbage my arty friends make."
492
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,515
- But...
- [CHUCKLES]
493
00:15:40,581 --> 00:15:42,283
What about you? I know
you work at Hampton-DeVille.
494
00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:44,686
Yeah, I'm a junior executive
in training,
495
00:15:44,752 --> 00:15:46,254
which is just a fancy way of saying
496
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:49,424
that I don't know what
I'm doing with my life.
497
00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:50,558
[CHUCKLES] Come on.
498
00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:51,826
I bet it's more interesting than
499
00:15:51,893 --> 00:15:53,227
you're giving yourself credit for.
500
00:15:53,294 --> 00:15:55,330
Walk me through your day,
like, step by step.
501
00:15:55,396 --> 00:15:57,198
Okay...
502
00:15:57,265 --> 00:15:58,533
I get to work at, like, 9:00.
503
00:15:58,599 --> 00:16:01,402
And from 9:00 to 11:00, I answer emails.
504
00:16:01,469 --> 00:16:04,339
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
- And then I go to a meeting,
505
00:16:04,405 --> 00:16:08,076
where... I talk about emails.
506
00:16:08,142 --> 00:16:10,912
And then I have lunch,
507
00:16:10,979 --> 00:16:15,950
where I typically eat at my desk
and answer emails.
508
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,852
- [DRAMATIC STING]
- Emails.
509
00:16:17,919 --> 00:16:19,153
[HAUNTING VOICES] Emails. Emails.
510
00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:20,588
Your entire life is answering emails.
511
00:16:20,655 --> 00:16:22,290
BCC. Emails. CC. Answer the email!
512
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,491
Answer the emails. Answer it!
513
00:16:23,558 --> 00:16:24,792
- Emails.
- You're a little boy
514
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,094
inside of a man who answers emails
515
00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,528
for a living. Answer the email!
516
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,163
I mean, there's all
different types of emails,
517
00:16:29,230 --> 00:16:31,833
and I, you know, put 'em in
different boxes to organize 'em
518
00:16:31,899 --> 00:16:33,001
- so that I can keep track...
- Yeah.
519
00:16:33,067 --> 00:16:34,469
The thing is, it's a good job for me.
520
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:35,803
- Right, yeah.
- For me, right now,
521
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,572
it's a good job, and then
at the end of the day...
522
00:16:37,638 --> 00:16:39,874
- Mm-hmm.
- I...
523
00:16:39,941 --> 00:16:42,043
- answer emails.
- Right.
524
00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:44,245
That's quite a day.
525
00:16:44,312 --> 00:16:46,447
Why are you wearing sweatpants?
526
00:16:46,514 --> 00:16:48,082
I don't want to talk about it.
527
00:16:48,149 --> 00:16:50,084
[MUSIC CONTINUES INSIDE]
528
00:16:50,151 --> 00:16:52,887
Oh, hey, Kate. How are you doing?
529
00:16:52,954 --> 00:16:55,289
Well, I'm an adult executive
530
00:16:55,356 --> 00:16:57,225
at what appears to be a college party.
531
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:58,292
Where's your date?
532
00:16:58,359 --> 00:16:59,293
I fired him.
533
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,695
Oh, I'm sorry.
534
00:17:00,762 --> 00:17:02,597
Don't be... I had a Groupon
for him, anyways.
535
00:17:02,664 --> 00:17:05,500
I'm actually out here hiding from John.
536
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:08,036
I've never seen a grown-up
consume so much dairy.
537
00:17:08,102 --> 00:17:10,238
He has the diet of a
five-year-old with osteoporosis.
538
00:17:10,304 --> 00:17:13,474
- [LAUGHS]
- It's ridiculous.
539
00:17:13,541 --> 00:17:16,144
- You want to hit this?
- Kate, you smoke weed?
540
00:17:16,210 --> 00:17:17,712
Oh, don't be so surprised.
541
00:17:17,779 --> 00:17:19,213
It's the weekend.
542
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,348
And I'm a human being.
543
00:17:20,454 --> 00:17:22,678
Aw, shit.
544
00:17:23,155 --> 00:17:24,743
- [INTENSE HIP-HOP MUSIC]
- ♪ Smoke weed ♪
545
00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:25,911
♪ Get crazy ♪
546
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,246
♪ Gettin' crazy ♪
547
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:28,747
♪ Smoke weed ♪
548
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,716
♪ ♪
549
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,118
Well, I feel a little better.
550
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:36,055
It's slightly more tolerable
to be at this party right now.
551
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:37,423
- And here's my bedroom.
- Wow.
552
00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:39,658
As you can see, there's
nothing notable about it.
553
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,393
- Huh.
- Okay, that's it, tour's over.
554
00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:44,029
Wow. Great, concise tour, Grace.
555
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:45,564
- [HUMMING]
- I learned a lot.
556
00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,566
You know, since we're getting
to know each other
557
00:17:47,633 --> 00:17:50,002
a bit out of the office,
here's a little personal tidbit
558
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,738
about me: my second week at Yale,
559
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:57,176
my roommate hanged himself
with my bed sheets.
560
00:17:57,243 --> 00:18:01,180
And to this day,
I do not sleep in a bed.
561
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:05,017
Wow, that's quite a tidbit.
562
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,619
Doug Feldman.
563
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:07,987
♪ We were... ♪
564
00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,788
Do you know what I love about dancing?
565
00:18:09,855 --> 00:18:11,657
- What?
- It makes you feel like
566
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,158
you're experiencing something,
567
00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,894
even though it's totally pointless.
568
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,196
Yeah, my body feels like
it's having a good time
569
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,498
right now, even though
I'm absolutely not.
570
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:20,833
Oh, no way!
571
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:23,068
Is this a virtual reality thingamajig?
572
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:25,137
Yeah, you should try it.
573
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:28,807
You can leave this party behind
and enter a new reality.
574
00:18:28,874 --> 00:18:30,543
I think we'd all like to see that.
575
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,011
Can you hold my milk?
576
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:33,779
♪ ♪
577
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,382
Ooh. Oh, baby!
578
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:38,384
[LAUGHING] Whoa!
579
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:39,385
What?
580
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:40,519
Oh, my God, that's my arm.
581
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,087
Grace, is this my arm?
582
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,689
Think I'm gonna get a restraining order
583
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:45,391
against weekend John.
584
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,559
Get out of here. What is that, a bee?
585
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,027
Or like a bee... [GASPS]
586
00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:49,762
That's like a full beehive
or something like that.
587
00:18:49,828 --> 00:18:51,030
How'd it go with Daphne?
588
00:18:51,096 --> 00:18:52,765
[SIGHS]
589
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,934
♪ ♪
590
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,435
Should have gotten that haircut.
591
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,138
Or developed a more dynamic personality
592
00:18:59,205 --> 00:19:00,539
over the last 29 years.
593
00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:03,108
Help me, please.
I-I'm on a cliff right now.
594
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,344
G-Grace? Grace, I'm on a cliff!
595
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,412
[RETCHES]
596
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:09,315
[ALL GROANING]
597
00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:11,317
[GASPING]
598
00:19:11,383 --> 00:19:13,752
Well, at least he didn't puke
in my virtual reality headset.
599
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,388
[RETCHES]
600
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:19,592
Okay, party's over. Everyone out!
601
00:19:19,767 --> 00:19:21,069
[GASPING]
602
00:19:22,367 --> 00:19:24,187
So, I actually had fun
603
00:19:24,226 --> 00:19:26,038
not having fun with you at this party.
604
00:19:26,086 --> 00:19:27,188
Yeah, me too.
605
00:19:27,254 --> 00:19:28,255
Do you want to share an Uber?
606
00:19:28,322 --> 00:19:30,558
Oh, no, thanks. I've got a ride.
607
00:19:30,624 --> 00:19:33,561
[PARTY MUSIC PLAYING INSIDE]
608
00:19:33,627 --> 00:19:35,129
Don't even tell me your name.
609
00:19:35,196 --> 00:19:37,731
You, in the back. I'm driving.
610
00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:40,501
- How do I get that job?
- [SIGHS]
611
00:19:40,568 --> 00:19:42,536
This was a total waste of a Saturday.
612
00:19:42,603 --> 00:19:44,438
I'm gonna have to really
make up for this on Sunday.
613
00:19:44,505 --> 00:19:46,273
Not a chance. Sundays are worthless.
614
00:19:46,340 --> 00:19:47,841
Spend the entire day dreading Monday.
615
00:19:47,908 --> 00:19:49,543
You'll be back at work
before you even know...
616
00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:50,778
What happened with John the other night?
617
00:19:50,844 --> 00:19:52,346
He passed out, and I couldn't get him
618
00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:54,381
out of my house till Sunday afternoon.
619
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:57,017
Now he wants to take me
to some place called Milk Barn
620
00:19:57,084 --> 00:19:58,586
for a thank-you dinner this weekend.
621
00:19:58,652 --> 00:20:00,287
Oh, God, Grace, no.
622
00:20:00,354 --> 00:20:01,722
Don't worry. I handled it.
623
00:20:01,789 --> 00:20:04,358
If anybody asks,
I'm doing Habitat for Humanity
624
00:20:04,425 --> 00:20:08,662
every Saturday and Sunday
until either John or I dies.
625
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:11,866
Hey, guys. Great weekend, huh?
626
00:20:11,932 --> 00:20:13,367
Too bad it's Monday again.
627
00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:14,635
Yeah, guess now that we're friends,
628
00:20:14,702 --> 00:20:16,971
you can't boss us around anymore, huh?
629
00:20:17,037 --> 00:20:19,974
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
630
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:20,975
♪ ♪
631
00:20:21,041 --> 00:20:22,543
Matt.
632
00:20:22,610 --> 00:20:25,946
It seems like you think
you're talking to weekend John.
633
00:20:26,013 --> 00:20:28,616
But this is office John.
634
00:20:28,682 --> 00:20:30,684
♪ ♪
635
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:34,488
And he is not your [bleep] friend.
636
00:20:34,555 --> 00:20:36,557
♪ ♪
637
00:20:36,624 --> 00:20:38,559
- Hey, Kate, how's it going?
- Nothing has changed
638
00:20:38,626 --> 00:20:40,394
- between us.
- That's cool.
639
00:20:40,461 --> 00:20:42,162
And it doesn't hurt my feelings.
640
00:20:42,229 --> 00:20:45,165
[DYNAMIC MUSIC PLAYING]
641
00:20:45,232 --> 00:20:47,568
♪ ♪
642
00:20:47,635 --> 00:20:50,971
[COMPUTER BEEPING]
643
00:20:51,038 --> 00:20:53,974
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
644
00:20:54,041 --> 00:20:55,509
♪ ♪
645
00:20:55,576 --> 00:20:58,946
♪ The American dream ♪
646
00:21:00,991 --> 00:21:02,426
♪ I love you Chuck ♪
647
00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:04,318
♪ I love you Rick ♪
648
00:21:04,385 --> 00:21:06,390
♪ I love you Daniel ♪
649
00:21:06,437 --> 00:21:08,689
♪ I'm feeling sick ♪
650
00:21:08,755 --> 00:21:10,070
♪ Sick with love ♪
651
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,218
- [BIRD CAWS]
- ♪ From my fridge ♪
652
00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:13,242
Charles, I'm singing.
653
00:21:13,266 --> 00:21:15,266
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