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So is this...

Horse dung

How can there be a horse in the dormitory?

Theoretically speaking, of course it's impossible!

But recently in the bathroom in the eighth male dorm,

we often see shit in a very long shape.

It can't be human shit since it's so long.

Only a horse

can make shit like that.

Apart from this,

there is another unbelievable legend on campus.

Legend No. 2.

There is a guy always dressed in

the same women's swimming suit in the class.

He does it on sunny days as well as rainy days.

In summer as well as in winter.

He's such a pervert!

I know this!

That guy is

A-Tuo who always causes embarrassment.

Besides, I heard what he actually wears

is bikini!

Bikini?

That guy called A-Tu is such a pervert!

His name is A-Tuo!

There is something even more sickening.

Legend No. 3.

Recently, there is a guy

who always carries a while cabbage with him.

He carries it when going to the class, eating and even sleeping.

He carries it when brushing his teeth or walking around,

even when taking a shower.

He practically treats the while cabbage

as his pet.

I feel

the guy in bikini sounds more sickening.

But it can't the same guy...

Yes, it's A-Tuo

who always causes embarrassment.

He lost a bet so

he has to carry the while cabbage in the whole semester.

Won't the cabbage...

There is Legend No. 4.

Legend No. 4 is also so repulsive?

It counts as A-Tuo's new record.

They say his long-term girlfriend

left him for a dyke.

“My?

Lesbian!

His girlfriend left him for a lesbian!

Well, it seems I've chosen the wrong school.

That's true. It seems wrong...

After having told you so much,

the point I'm making is as long as

you pay attention to people around you,

you'll find inspiration.

By the end of the semester, I'll ask all of you

to hand in a novel about yourself.

It could be about anything.

But you must show your attitude,

write down your passion

and demonstrate the pride of a member.

New members,

you, you and you

Tidy up the office.

Then throw away the notebooks left

by the seniors.

Throw away?

Oh, I'm exhausted.

Yes

Why can't it wait till we become seniors?

Then we can ask the freshman to do it!

Be careful next time.

"Hiring"

I heard you can make any coffee

the customers order?

What would you like?

I want an

'Invincible Hero'

- Okay -Wait a second.

What is this?

Only a real invincible hero

dares to drink it.

Why?

It's cockroach

I added a cockroach.

What would you like?

So you're here for the job interview?

Ah?!

How old are you?

I turned eighteen last month.

- Have you worked as waitress? -No.

Have you done anything similar?

I've worked part time at a gas station.

Well, it's quite similar.

I had a part-time job in a trumpet store.

We're running a decent business here.

Actually, I...

What coffee do you prefer?

I always have coffee latte.

I mean

what kind of beans do you like?

From which country?

Which place?

Which coffee plantation?

Which season?

Well, it's just coffee and milk, isn't it?

I heard

they can make any coffee you order!

Really?

Think about what you want.

I want a

"Muscular Latte with a Cabbage"

Miss,

he wants a muscular latte with...

A-Tuo,

she can't be

the dyke who stole your ex away from you?!

Damn!

What a coincidence!

Hello!

I'm his friend!

Okay. Slop talking nonsense!

What...

How is it going with you?

I'm...pretty much the same.

Then...how is she doing?

Very well.

Please take good care of her.

You're telling me.

Meet your love rival unexpectedly.

A-Tuo is completely defeated by his love rival.

Of course he's defeated.

His dick has no effect

on his rival!

He's crushed!

Hey, order a 'My Dick ls Air' for A-Tuo!

Order a 'My Love Rival Has No Dick!'

- Then we will get both. -How to drink it?

Drink it with a straw!

Is it really that funny?

What's the big deal that his girlfriend left him?

Even if she left him for...

...another girl?

What's the big deal?

You guys not only fail to comfort him

but make fun of him like this.

Call yourselves his friends?

Even

I'm not a doctor,

I can tell that

he has a nervous breakdown!

That's why he's carrying the cabbage everywhere.

You GUYS

You don't take him to see a doctor.

You even let him be a laughing stock like this.

Call yourselves his friends?

Call yourselves men?!

- Well...actually -A-Tuo

Never give up the therapy!

Oh

What's your name?

My name is Lee Siying.

L-E-E

S-I-Y-I-N-G

Lee Siying...

Come to work tomorrow.

Excuse me?

So you're going to work part time there?

Yes, it sounds so weird, right?

Besides, the lady who hires me

is the owner of Café.Waiting.Love.

She often sits in a chair,

looking blankly through the window.

Sometimes, she'd sit completely still for an hour!

I wonder what she's thinking.

By the way, Café.Wailing.Love is famous for

its talented bartender

who can satisfy all your wonders.

Bartender Abusi.

Wow! So handsome...

And

That super handsome guy

comes with a different pretty girl each day

to Café.Wailing.Love.

I wonder

if any of these pretty girls

is his girlfriend.

Or

everyone of them is his girlfriend?

I've no idea.

What are you daydreaming about?

Abusi,

why is it called "Café.Waiting.Love"?

I'll tell you after you've worked here for a month.

So secretive.

Why must you join the Iron Head Club?

So weird!

I've always thought it's really cool!

Or why do you think

I studied so hard

to get into this college?

That's why you chose this college

to join the Iron Head Club?

Or what else?

If you keep banging your head like that,

you'll become an idiot by the end of the semester.

You're the idiot!

What do you like about that sissy?

He's not a sissy at all!

Tell you what,

if you keep wiping the table for him every day...

Even if you keep wiping for a hundred year,

nothing between you will happen.

Because you have never

"encountered" each other!

"Encountered" each other!

Ah

What do you mean?

It

means

two people who don't know each other

suddenly

bump against each other

and accidentally

kiss each other.

Then they're bound to

hate each other.

But eventually,

they're bound to fall in love

with each other.

In any case,

all love stories

begin with

a super

unexpected encounter.

Unexpected encounter.

Unexpected encounter.

Ah

It does make sense.

Hey' H's you!

A-Tu?!

A-Tuo.

My name is A-Tuo!

You're following that guy?

Does he owe you money?

What?

No, he doesn't.

No?

What? Watch where you're going!

Stop skating if you can't do it!

Did you go see a doctor?

Seeing the doctor?

Didn't I ask you not to give up the therapy?

Ah?!

Forget it.

Wait...

I haven't thanked you yet.

What for?

Thank you for speaking up for me in the café.

Thank you.

It's not a big deal.

Then

Let me take you to a movie

As a thank you.

No need.

I must do something!

Or I'll follow the guy

and get your money back.

Wait. No need.

Take me to a movie some other time.

Okay.

It's a deal!

A-Tu?

You mean A-Tuo, right?

Yeah.

He's a psycho,

a despicable

pervert.

I won't allow you to call him a psycho.

What?

In this world,

apart from Monkey King and Luffy,

he's the man who I admire most

More than Zoro!

Why?

Seven years ago,

A-Tuo was the 21st President of the Iron Head Club.

His iron head kungfu

was invincible.

They say he could

break anything lying before him with his head.

In addition to his great iron head kungfu,

A-Tuo

has always been

a man of great integrity.

His willingness to admit defeat

is truly a legend of the school.

121,122..

A-Tuo

competed against a Swimming Club member for holding breath.

The loser had to wear bikini to the classes

for the whole year.

Bikini...

What's wrong with him?

And the cabbage...

It was a bet between A-Tuo and the President of the Urinating Club.

There is an Urinating Club?

Yeah

A-Tuo competed against a member

for the longest urination.

The loser had to...

How could it be...

I heard about it.

He has to carry the cabbage everywhere

in the whole semester.

Right?

And he obviously

can't skate,

but he keeps them on and bumping against people.

No class.

But the most talked about thing is

seven years ago

representing the Iron Head Club,

A-Tuo challenged the President of

the Karate Club.

According to the new rules of the Elite Center,

the loser has to spend seven years at college.

Ready

3

2

1

The Karate Club wins!

You those who practice Iron Head kungfu

are all trash!

Trash!

- Trash! -A-Tuo lost the game.

According to the rules,

he has to spend seven years at college.

So he managed to delay his graduation.

It's his seventh year this year.

What an idiot!

I won't allow you to speak ill of him.

I'm going to bed.

I won't allow you to speak ill of A-Tuo.

I so: m.

"Put Shit In Your Heart"

What a coincidence!

That guy...

ls cabbage allowed in the library?

Yes, as long as I don't eat it.

How can I eat it as I spray preservative on it every day?

Then can you wear roller skates in here?

Well, the student at the door is a friend of mine.

Hey, what are you reading?

A Horny Girl ls Always Wet.

Isn't he the guy who owes you money?

He doesn't owe me money!

He doesn't?

Then why are you following him?

Oh...You like him?!

None of your business!

I can tell him on your behalf.

If I like him,

I will tell him myself.

Mind your own business!

That's right.

Since you like him,

stop following him around.

Go confess your love to him.

I'm a girl!

How can you talk to a girl like this?

Besides

I didn't say I liked him.

You're such a despicable man.

Oh

Well, let me take you to a movie today.

Let's celebrate. In seventeen minutes

I won't have to be on roller skates anymore!

YA!

I'll go to the movie with you.

Then from now on...

From now on...

Don't ever show up before my eyes

and talk nonsense!

I'm not looking for a movie dale.

I really want to say thank you.

It's the same!

It's so cool!

Cool, isn't it?

It's my boss's place.

He loves watching movies so much

that he set up a small cinema.

You work in a DVD shop?

No, I work in a seafood restaurant.

Seafood restaurant?

Yes. It'll open later.

This...

How did you get this?

You know it too?

I want to see it.

I want to see this movie.

"Put Shit In Your Heart.'

expert!

Brother Bao,

she's the girl I mentioned to you.

Siying, he's my boss

Brother Bao.

Bag?

How to spell it?

B-A-O

Hello Brother Bao,

I'm sorry to have disturbed you.

I should be going now.

Sit.

Brother Bao looks vulgar and rough.

But he was a great Taiwanese gangster movie director.

He was the lead actor too!

Concentrate on the movie!

Sis

Bao, be careful!

Come.

Well done, my brother!

I'll reward you.

Thanks bro.

The drug is colorless and odorless.

It'll take three days

for it to work.

It won't show

until the third day.

No one will know.

It's truly the best poison in the world.

The fatal poison!

Bro!

Sis's nipples are

poisonous.

"The End'

I've watched it more than ten times,

but I can't help...

It's so sad.

Shit...

can only be put in your heart...

You're crying for?

Brother Bao loves his sister-in-law so much.

He loves her so much that

he even

kills his own brother for her.

But the sister...

She has slept with so many men!

How can it not break my heart?

It truly breaks my heart!

It turns out that A-Tuo works

on Monday, Wednesday and Friday evenings

in Brother Bao's restaurant.

He cooks mixed seafood fried noodles.

Actually,

the seafood fried noodles is the only dish available.

It's not strange at all.

Because all their customers have

more important things to do than eating.

Your man cheated in my casino.

I didn't chop his hands off.

Instead, he beat my men.

If I don't dig his heart out

to drink with it,

I won't call myself a man!

Watch your language.

My boy won in your casino.

A winner is a winner.

What does it mean?

It means you're incompetent!

And now you accuse us of cheating!

Damn!

Who says I don't allow customers to win?

A dishonest casino owner like you!

Dickhead!

Loser!

Hooligan!

Wanker!

Fuck!

Fucking hell!

You accuse people of cheating.

Do you have any proof?

Don't threaten to dig their hearts out to make wine with!

Do you dare to drink it?

No way.

It smells like urine. I won't drink it.

Don't push your luck.

We live in a civilized society.

That young man of yours,

he's got "cheater" written all over his face.

You let him work for you?

You're such a laughing stock!

What the hell.

You look just like a cheater.

Now I feel ashamed because of you!

Fuck

Isn't Brother Bao a film director?

Why is he mingling with the gangsters?

Brother Bao has acted in so many gangster movies.

So the gangsters

love to ask him

In the past ten years,

if it wasn't for the big table there,

hundreds of gangsters would have died!

No way.

Are you scared?

You cheated in my casino.

I have to get to the bottom of this.

It's a fact that you lost.

Give us the money

and then I'll forgive you.

And then I'll forgive you.

He)'

Look

He's no respect for the rules!

What?

Miss,

God is watching us.

Keep a clear conscience and tell me

who is not respecting the rules?

Brother Bao.

Answer when you're asked.

Miss,

Wen your eyes.

Wider!

Then you'll see

who is good and who is bad.

'Say it! 'Speak!

Is any of you good?

I think

it's better to make peace.

What making peace?

I didn't come here to make friends with him!

I'll be cursed all my life for making friends!

Just give me the money.

Since you're so brave,

stab me with the knife!

- Shoot me then! -If you dare

Come get me!

Come on!

Enough!

A girl still wet behind the ears

understands the importance of making peace.

Are you going to punish him

or leave him with me?

Make up your mind!

- Hurry -Hey

I'll punish my own dog!

Girl, thank you.

You're really good.

Thank you.

Tell me,

what kind of person do you think I am?

Well, tell you what,

people who don't know you well

may think you're

a gossipy old hag.

But after having spent some time with you,

I find you're actually quite lovely.

What gossip?

What old hag?

So I say you're not.

Then why do you keep saying it?

You're acting like one now!

Hey!

Okay, you're not.

Fine. Let me tell you a secret.

Yeah.

Actually,

I really like the guy who often comes to our café.

Who?

The guy I was following in secret!

I see...

I told you a secret.

It's your turn to tell me one.

Well,

What's wrong?

You definitely have to

keep it a secret.

As for those four legends...

Long time ago...

I was really,

really in love with my ex.

What happened then?

There is no 'dong dong dong' anymore.

What does "dong dong dong" mean?

When I kissed her,

my heartbeat didn't race up

like "dong..." anymore.

Surprisingly I didn't feel

I liked her very much.

So

Your ex didn't leave you for a lesbian,

she turned into a lesbian!

Yeah

Gosh

What did it feel like?

Take a good care of yourself.

Ah?!

We'll still be brothers.

Ah?!

Ah?!

You never want to get Abusi back?

Get her back?

The scariest thing

isn't that she didn't like me anymore.

The scariest thing

is I no longer liked her.

I thought our love would last forever.

But it actually disappeared in a split second.

It doesn't matter

how much we loved each other,

when love is gone,

it's gone for good.

So love is such a scary thing.

Yeah

Did you keep in touch with Abusi?

No

I saw her by chance the other day.

I was so stunned.

So you asked Abusi how she was doing...

What did you mean by that?

I always feel

the girl who I went out with

still lives in Abusi's heart.

I hope that she'll lead a good life forever.

Okay,

I'll keep it a secret for you.

What would you like?

"What Does Love Mean?'

This...

Form is void and void is form.

Nothing exists.

Why should you be troubled by love?

Pay the bill!

Have a coffee.

Do you forget it?

I can't have coffee.

It's not that you can't have coffee.

You just can't be happy.

What's up?

Nothing...

Can you tell me

what exactly happened between

you and A-Tuo?

You want to put it in the romantic novel you're writing?

No,

I'm just curious.

We were just being honest with ourselves.

Then do you feel a bit guilty?

There is no guilt in love.

Hi

Hi

Have this umbrella.

If you give me yours,

how about yourself?

I've got two!

Why did you take my umbrella?

Actually this is not mine.

I'm going there.

Me too!

- Be careful. -I'm sorry.

You're a member of the Film Studies Club, right?

What makes you think so?

I saw you reading

a lot of essays on film studies.

I love watching films.

"Put Shit In Your Heart.'

I've seen it before.

Do you think it's good?

I feel it's a very strange movie.

I really like the director.

His name is Chen Zhongbao,

-nicknamed... -Brother Bao!

Yes, Brother Bao.

His gangster films are very unique.

He loved to set the films

in the early times.

His logic is very special.

Sometimes it seems very funny

but if you look into it,

it turns out to be very moving.

I cried when I watched it last time.

It's really moving.

I wonder for how long it'll keep raining.

The rain

will stop one day.

It's different.

When they are fighting,

the hero lifts the princess up.

Then they look at each other.

They seem to convey the message,

'Darling, let's fight together.'

Then they begin...

spinning---

Hi

Hi

Can I have a glass of hot water?

Sure,

I'll be right with you.

You've been here for a month.

Why are you looking so absent-minded?

Right, it's been a month!

You still want to know how this café got started?

You owe me this.

Can I join?

Once there was a bossy spoilt girl

and a boy who put up with everything.

During class,

the girl liked to make fun of the boy,

But no matter what she does,

the boy was never angry.

When it came to lunchtime,

the girl always took

the stewed egg from his lunch box,

but the boy never complained.

Gradually...

The girl did everything with the boy,

and they talked about everything.

Until one day

Hi, my name is Zhang Guren. Scorpio, Type A.

Everybody calls me Sendoh.

I'm crazy about basketball.

Are you free this Sunday?

Sure.

Then the girl

started going outwith the basketball guy.

The boy must have been very sad.

That's for sure.

Only the boy was sad?

What?

So

girls are so complicated.

And then?

Later...

The Valentine's Day was approaching.

I ask for your advice and you say everything is fine?

It's all the same.

As long as you pick it,

it'll make him happy.

I'm a girl.

How would I know what he likes?

The Valentine's Day comes only once a year.

Besides, it's our first Valentine's Day.

Hey, what are you doing?

Ask yourself what you're doing!

You can hit me, yell at me or pinch me.

You can eat my stewed egg.

Ask me to do homework for you.

Ask me to show you the answers in an exam.

Ask me to wake you up at six to catch the bus.

Ask me to get you a seal in the cram school.

Ask me to buy you painkiller or sanitary pads.

I'm fine with all these.

But you can't ask me to

pick your Valentine's Day present.

Why can't I ask you to choose the Valentine's Day present?

Because I don't want to!

Did I force you to do the homework for me?

No

Were you really upset when I ate your stewed egg?

No

Did I force you to get the painkiller

-for me? -No

You felt embarrassed when you bought me the pads?

Did I force you to wake me up?

Then when I ask you to choose a Valentine's Day present,

why are you being so grumpy?

Because I like you.

So what?

I don't like you!

I know.

But you can't ask someone who likes you so much

to choose a present for your boyfriend.

It breaks my heart!

It breaks my heart! Do you know that?

You say you like me.

Then when he declared his love for me,

did you say anything?

You dare say you like me?

You don't like me at all!

Stop running!

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Did you get hurl?

Why are you doing this for me?

Don't scare me.

And then?

You know how hard it is

to find someone who is willing to take a bullet for you?

How would I be able to let

such a nice guy slip through my fingers?

So later

you opened this café with that guy?

This is where we often came when we were in college.

When we graduated,

the owner was going to retire.

We took out a loan

and bought this place.

We gave it a complete makeover.

You took over a cafe soon after you left college.

There must have been a lot of pressure.

That's true.

It sounds really funny.

We took over a café and

I really loved the smell of coffee,

but my stomach was very sensitive.

Even a cup of coffee was too much for me.

I got a stomachache as soon as I had it.

Then he said

one day he would make

a coffee I could drink.

So did he succeed?

It smells so nice and it's tasty too.

It doesn't upset my stomach at all.

It's really good!

What's it?

He said, that's...

the Owner's Special Blend.

I'll have one every day.

No problem!

Thank you.

Here comes the van!

Where would you like to put it?

Put it here then.

Closer to the corner.

The chair...

Waiting for someone...

In this world,

everyone

is waiting for someone.

Are you saying

you're waiting for a lovely girl like me?

Listen to you bragging!

Of course!

Our café is quite a big place.

And it's newly open.

I wonder...

Don't worry.

I've got the recruitment ad ready.

Let me show it to you.

Did he love writing novels?

Why did you ask?

Nothing...

I just feel your story sounds like a novel.

Then? What happened to him?

Then...

Nothing.

What on earth happened later?

One day

I'll definitely recreate the

"Owner's Special Blend".

"Owner's Special Blend"

Oh no...

The notebook I found

was the owner's boyfriend's!

What should I do?

Don't think too much!

Give it back to the café owner.

Of course I'll give it back to her.

But I've made so many notes in it.

How would I dare to mention it?

I don't dare...

That's true.

Natural exfoliation.

Only NT$20 a session!

Only NT$20!

Come on! Natural exfoliation.

Only NT$20 a session!

Natural exfoliation...

Only...

Cool.

Hello, how are you?

We're students from the Department of Design.

This multifunctional pen...

We designed,

developed and produced.

It's the final product of our graduation show.

The money earned

will be donated to the free lunches

for children with learning disabilities.

It's charity!

Only NT$200 each.

Would you like to buy five?

Then you'll get one for free!

Only for you!

But NT$200 is too expensive!

But I saw you spend NT$80

on a grilled squid just now.

You didn't hesitate at all!

Now you're hesitating over a charity pen.

You've no sympathy!

Okay...

Give me a second...

Don't buy the pens!

Stop forcing people to buy your crappy pens!

So annoying!

None of your business!

Then I ask her not to buy the pens.

It's none of your business!

You're a bunch of con men.

These pens are crap.

And you dare to pretend it's for charity!

You're so disgusting!

Old hag! You looking for trouble?

Who is the old hag?

You! You're the old hag!

Fat woman, what do you want?

Hey, what are you doing?

Crazy woman!

Are you okay?

I haven't mastered the iron head kungfu...

But I'm already so powerful!

Once I've mastered it...

This is not how you practice iron head kungfu.

A-Tuo!

Like this!

I see!

So you work part time here.

Why do you have so many part-time jobs?

Since I've nothing to do,

I'm earning money for my trips!

Trips'?

When I've saved enough,

I'll be able to travel around the world.

You're going to study abroad?

No

Or working on the farms in Australia?

It seems to be a trendy thing to do.

Why do you have to study or work when you go abroad?

It's such a big world.

It'll be a pity if you don't go traveling

when you're young, right?

It'll be so much fun!

Anyway, look at what I'm made of.

It's impossible for me to become a hero

or a very successful man.

I don't look like any of them, right?

Everyone is pursuing success.

And I...

A loser like me...

is meant to lead a meaningless

and unsuccessful life!

As long as I'm happy.

You were really cool!

Am I a troublemaker?

Why did he think I was making trouble?

I remember you said the same thing, right?

Why is that?

Even if you're a trouble maker,

you're one with a strong sense of justice.

You were really cool!

Cool?

I don't want to be cool!

I want to be pretty!

What's the smell?

Would you like to have grilled sausage?

Okay.

How did you do it?

It's even hot!

I want a grilled sausage too!

How did you do it?

The sausage is so far away!

How did you do it?

Or you hid something in my hat?

No, I didn't'!

Where did you hide it?

I didn't'!

It must be hidden in here, right?

Thought you wanted to eat it?

No!

This hand...

Let me see.

No

Just eat it!

Tell me!

- Tell me first. -I can't!

- No -I want to learn!

- I can't tell you. -Please!

- Why not? -I said I couldn't tell you!

Why not? Why can't you tell me?

Why not?

When I was little, my parents were often away.

Sign it for me!

So it was

My parent-teacher contact log

are signed by the uncles

-and aunties -Sign

-in my neighborhood. -Okay.

He always gave me one for free.

Here you are!

- His sausage was very tasty! -A+!

- Thus I always -Really! A+!

Went to him.

- Here. -Thanks

Sign

Sign

However,

Uncle Wang had died one day.

I was crying my eyes out in the street.

What's up?

Missing Uncle Wang?

I won't have any grilled sausage!

You want to eat grilled sausage

You're not missing Uncle Wang?

I just want to eat grilled sausage.

I thought you were dead?

Uncle Wang isn't dead.

I just turned into an angel.

Is an angel really powerful?

Of course!

Then give me grilled sausage.

- Okay. -Show me!

It's done!

From now on,

when you meet a girl you really like,

you'll be able to

conjure up a yummy grilled sausage

from the back of her head.

Tofu pudding! Yummy tofu pudding!

Tofu pudding! Yummy tofu pudding!

Bull really want to have tofu pudding too.

In this case,

let's change it to tofu pudding.

It's difficult to decide.

It's really difficult to decide.

Well, how about this?

If the girl really likes you,

you can conjure up a bowl of tofu pudding

from the back of her head.

Okay!

You want it hot or cold?

Very hot with ginger!

Good!

Uncle Wang, thank you!

You can fly away now, bye bye!

- Yes. -Taxi

I still have unfinished business here

so I don't have wings yet.

I'm off. Goodbye!

Bye bye, Uncle Wang!

Bye bye, Uncle Wang!

So Uncle Wang left in a taxi?

Yeah. I miss him very much.

Thanks a lot.

It's fine that you don't tell me about the trick.

I don't care anymore!

It's true!

I was very surprised too!

I don't know when I suddenly fell for you.

I like you so much that I can conjure up sausages!

This is the first time in my life!

Are you confessing your love to me?

Yes.

Crazy!

Look!

Where on earth did you hide it?

I really didn't hide anything!

It seems that I like you very much.

I guess...

I fell for you when I saw you

scold those bastards

selling the pens.

The pens?

I seem to have forgotten something.

Old men.

Old chaps.

Old bums.

I came to tell you.

The old rules don't work anymore.

We young people have our own ideas.

Whoever dares to stop us again,

will end up like this pen!

Like the pen falling on the ground...

What does it mean?

Young men,

when you sell these pens,

you use people's sympathy to cheat money out of them.

This kind of immoral and embarrassing business...

Stop doing it!

Did you hear me?!

You're their boss?

The boss of the bosses?

- Sit down. -Sit...

So what's going on here?!

Thought you were cool with the big knife?

Be serious.

We've grown up.

We use guns now!

Selling pens for charity?

You are...

Brother Bao.

Meaning cruelty!

We're bound to run into each other!

Bye!

Bye!

You're not too busy, are you?

Can I ask you a question?

Why do you always come with different girls?

I guess they're not your girlfriends, are they?

Why do you think they are not?

They don't look like your girlfriends.

Besides, you always do your own things

and hardly talk to each other.

You've been watching me?

I feel you're so mysterious!

Lee Siying

Stop fooling around.

Tidy up the stuff over there!

I'm sorry...

It's okay.

I'm really sorry.

How about this?

Leave it to me.

I'll bring it back to you after I clean it.

Yes, please.

What are you doing in here?

You've been following me?

Who would want to follow you!

What's up?

It's stained?

Yeah.

I spilled some coffee on it.

How could it be so hard to get rid of the stain?

Isn't it men's clothing!

Mind your own business!

You work part time here?

Yes.

You're the girl

who told the con men off?

Yes, that's her.

Would you like to stay for dinner?

What?

It'll be tasty!

The fried noodles

taste the same as those in Brother Bao's restaurant!

So you learned it here.

That's right.

It took me a month to master it.

The fried noodles you learned here

have become the signature dish there!

What seafood restaurant?

What signature dish?

The whole place is a shambles.

Only the noodles are okay.

When I think about it,

I feel so ashamed.

How can he face the customers?

A place like that should be closed tomorrow!

Come on, eat up!

Come on.

Your nipples are poisonous!

My nipples aren't poisonous.

It's the bastard who is poisonous!

It's up to you if you want to sort it out or not...

Is it that difficult?

- Darling. -Don't you agree?

Try my new seafood fried noodles!

It's hot...

I even put scallop in it.

Try it, come on.

To be honest,

the squid fried noodles in the night market

taste better than this.

Just play down the fuss.

Don't eat it!

It was for such a trivial thing?

Call it a trivial thing?

Don't you know that in the restaurant

I did every single thing,

every single dish,

all by myself...

on my own!

All he did was criticize my food in front of the customers!

Does he has a conscious?

It's really a very trivial thing.

It's such a pity.

Brother Bao can no longer taste your food.

How about

you teaching me this!

Then I'll cook it for Brother Bao

and see if he misses your food.

It's fine if he wants to eat,

ask him to

apologize!

Please leach me...

No.

I promise I'll be a good student.

- Teach me, please. -You won't get it.

Yes, I will.

Teach me, please...

No.

I promise I'll do my best.

No.

Okay

You see the fire is burning properly.

Right?

Put it in. That's right.

Fry it in oil.

Wow, yes.

That's right.

The fire is getting so fierce! What should I do?

Cover it...

You've got money for ice cream.

Surely you have money for charity!

It's very nice!

What is it called?

'Courage of Love.'

Why did you make it for me?

You need courage to declare your love.

- Here you are. -Thank you.

Two!

Come, it's for you.

Come, here you are.

Thank you.

A-Tuo!

Good! It's good!

Then let me make a "Good Luck In Love' for you.

Great!

I'll make ten cups.

Then I'll have ten times of good luck.

It's time for class.

Talk to you later.

- Bye -Bye

What a coincidence!

What are you doing here?

You spray on me.

Good!

It tastes as good as it was!

The sea urchin had no regret about

dying in the arms of the eggs!

Fine

Since she's shown her sincerity...

Go tell her.

As long as she is willing to apologize to me,

I'll let her come back.

Both of you are mad!

What?

How can you have separated

for sixteen years just for this trivial thing?

I just said it casually that

the fried noodles in the night market tasted better.

And she's been angry at it for sixteen years!

Isn't she mad?

Who's right and who's wrong?!

Even if your wife was wrong.

You're her husband.

What's the big deal to

pretend you were wrong?

You'll die of apologizing?

You want me to apologize to a woman?!

I'm Brother Bao!

I'm a gangster!

You thought you were a real gangster?

Even if you're a gangster,

so what? Anyway, you don't dare to do it!

I'm a gangster!

There is nothing I don't dare to do!

You just don't dare to apologize to your wife!

Your wife is

running a laundry on her own.

She's been alone for sixteen years!

You're such an irresponsible man!

Call yourself a gangster?

You're the worst man in the world!

How dare you say that!

Who do you think you are?!

A-Tuo

You want to pursuit this mad woman?

What the fucking hell!

What's all the nonsense!

What's wrong with waiting for sixteen years?

A-Tuo, if you'd pursuit her,

you'll have to wait for 36 years!

The sea urchin died in the fucking egg.

Put shit in your heart.

How on earth did you do it?

Because I like you very much!

Finally, you're about to graduate.

Seven years! I can finally say goodbye to the cabbage.

Okay, let's throw it away tonight.

I've got enough money for the trip to Africa,

would you like to come?

You're silly!

I don't have a passport.

It's okay.

Plus, who said I'm going to Africa with you.

Come on, I'll pick up you tonight.

Okay. Bye bye!

We talked about it before.

Those girls who came with you

weren't your girlfriends, right?

Then...Since then

you've been dating many different girls.

You never keep any of these relationships.

Can I ask you...

Hmm

Are you 99?'?

It's good if I were.

But no, I'm not.

Then what kind of girls do you like?

You must set your bar very high.

Waiting for someone...

In this world,

everyone is waiting for someone.

Then what of kind of person are you waiting for?

I've been waiting for

a girl like you to show up.

Lee Siying,

come help me move the stuff.

You really treat me as a man.

Oh.

So he's been waiting for

a girl like me.

Forget it. Let's stop watching movie.

What's up?

Tell you what.

A couple of days ago,

the guy confessed his love to me.

Really? I know you can do it!

But

I can't be sure of it...

I fell I was struck by thunder.

Then Abusi asked me to help her.

When I finished it

I found he had already left.

But fortunately

he had left

Or I wouldn't have known what to do.

You like him very much.

When he confessed his love to you,

you should just accept it!

Actually, since this morning

I can't think about anything else.

As soon as I think of his love confession,

I'll get so nervous that I can't think.

What?

I can't understand it at all.

If you declare your love for me now,

I'll be so happy that I'll accept it right away.

But I'm not declaring my love for you.

Damn! A-Tuo!

You're there.

It's dangerous. Leave now!

What?

This is Siying!

Siying, you're there too!

Okay, listen carefully.

Those hooligans are on the way to get me.

You have to leave.

Quick!

Damn!

They've come to beat Brother Bao up!

Let's go!

Quick!

Quick!

Quick!

Where is he?

Over there

You've got the wrong man!

Siying

Are you okay?

A-Tuo

The iron head kungfu...

Comes in handy!

Be careful!

You take the knife and I carry the cabbage.

Let's dash out together.

Watch out for my back!

Can you do that?

You have to take care of my back!

Iron head kungfu?

Iron head kungfu...

Mace.

Brother Bao

Brotherhood World.

Two words

A "Brotherhood",

and a 'World'.

This is what we say!

A-Tuo, you take Siying.

Go!

How can he use a mace!

It feels spiky.

Brother Bao, careful!

You heard about it.

So you came to rescue me...

I happened to walk passed.

Darling...

Don't call me darling

before apologizing to me.

I'm sorry.

Darling,

your fried noodles

were really tasty.

They have always been very tasty

all the time.

I thought there would be more old bones.

But there are only two!

It's romantic!

I feel

it's bit cheesy.

Not at all!

Later I realize

that Brother Bao always cries his eyes out

when watching the movies.

It's not because the movies are moving.

Because they're really not moving at all.

He cries

because

he misses...

his wife very much.

Finally, Brother Bao and Auntie Jindao

both met the person

they had been waiting for.

It's done.

It looks so ugly.

Can you tell

when to be honest

and when to tell a white lie?

What?

Even if you think I wrap it very badly,

you should pretend and say

things like I wrap it well

or you're very moved.

I'm very moved.

But it does look very ugly!

Thank you.

What?

The iron head kungfu of yours

is very cool.

I knew my iron head kungfu

would definitely pay off one day!

Definitely!

I envy you.

Every time you get into trouble,

you always come up with an incredible answer to it.

Unlike me.

Unlike you?

Besides,

even for something so important

like traveling abroad,

you don't have to plan it.

You don't know who are you going to meet,

and what would happen to you.

You don't know at all.

But you still go for it with such courage.

Unlike me.

I have no dreams.

I'm more ordinary than ordinary.

Don't you dream of

being together with that guy?

But that's not a dream.

It's purely daydreaming.

You're not ordinary at all.

If...

When I introduce my best friend

to the others.

I would say

I met a very

very brave girl.

Her name is Siying.

S-I-Y-I-N-G.

S-I-Y-I-N-G.

She had not only saved me

but scolded those con men who sold pens.

She had even told Brother Bao off.

If I'm attacked by a bunch of bastards,

I hope that

my fellow fighter would be

the girl called Siying.

Oh my god!

It' s never the guy who closes his eyes.

Gosh...what am I doing?

Gosh

I'm sorry.

You're going to say goodbye to it.

What else would you like to say?

Cabbage, goodbye.

I felt you were such a nuisance at first,

a real nuisance,

and very embarrassing.

But later we've been through

so many adventures.

I don't know since when

you're no longer just a cabbage.

You're a

very good cabbage.

I'll always remember

the time I spent with you.

Cabbage,

goodbye.

Goodbye.

Cabbage

I hope you'll be eaten by the giant whale!

Hope you'll be eaten by the dolphin!

I hope you'll be eaten by the giant octopus!

Eaten by the big while shark!

Eaten by the big jellyfish!

Eaten by the big jellyfish!

In the past few months

you'd been spraying preservative...

When the big whale eats it...

You're right.

- Cabbage -Cabbage

- Cabbage -Cabbage, come back!

Be careful, A-Tuo!

Siying

I thought I could be

a real gentleman and

give you my blessing to you and that guy.

But...

I don't know why

I feel so gloomy

that I feel as if I was dying.

Actually, I'm a good guy too.

I know you are good.

I work very hard.

I can cook yummy noodles.

My head is really hard.

I know your head is hard.

I tell jokes too.

But they're not funny.

More incredibly,

I can keep conjuring up sausages!

A-Tuo

If...

Later you find that

the guy

isn't as good as you expect,

you can consider me.

When you come back to Taiwan,

you must tell me where you hid the sausages.

So

you really don't like me...

Now I feel...

less gloomy...

I was so worried that

actually you like me too.

But you just don't dare to tell me.

Or I'm going abroad tomorrow.

If I leave you alone in Taiwan, missing me,

- I'll be so sorry for you. -Crazy.

Then when you get together,

promise you'll be happy.

Then I wish you...

When you're traveling abroad,

you'll meet a girl that enables you

to conjure up a bowl of tofu pudding.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm off to bed.

Promise you'll be happy.

Good night.

Promise you'll be very happy.

Good night.

You must think about me!

I succeeded!

I succeeded!

Lee Siying

Goodbye.

The girl whose head makes tofu pudding...

I don't know where she is.

But...

I'm coming to find you!

I'm coming to find you!

Hi

Hmm

The thing that you mentioned last time...

- I thought about it... -Today

is a very special day.

What?

I said

I'd been waiting for

a girl like you to show up.

A girl like me...

Do you believe in angels?

What?

If one day

You meet an angel.

The angel will grant you a wish.

What wish will you make?

I wish

I'll have the courage

to confess my love to the guy I like.

Well

It's done.

You can confess your love to him.

I like you.

Actually, the reason I came to work here

was you.

You seem to come to this café so often.

So if I work here,

I can see you quite often.

But...although I like you,

I don't even know your name.

Anyway, it's not important at all.

It doesn't matter what your name is.

I'm just a little bit overwhelmed.

Why?

I know why I like you.

But

I don't know why you like me.

I've got nothing special.

And I'm not as pretty as those girls

you came with.

So

when you said you liked me,

I don't know if you were joking with me.

I---

I said I had been waiting

for a girl like you to show up.

So you don't like me?

I---

I've got someone in my heart.

I've liked her since I was very young.

She was bad-tempered

and spoilt.

She just did whatever she felt like to.

But when she smiled,

she was the most beautiful girl in the world.

She really loved stewed egg.

When she finished hers,

she would eat mine.

I hoped she ale only my stewed egg

and not the others'.

She loved the smell of coffee.

But her stomach was very sensitive.

She couldn't drink even a drop.

So I spent so much time studying

and came up with the only coffee that suits her,

the "Owner's Special Blend".

So you...

I'd been waiting for

a girl who can see me

to show up.

See?

Only people who had been through the crack

between life and death have chance to

witness angels.

Especially

you found my notebook by chance.

It was the beginning of our friendship.

Hi

Hi

Can I have a glass of hot water?

Sure.

I'll be right with you.

It's been a month since you came here.

Why do you look so absent-minded?

We did everything together.

Although

she had been in love with the other guy.

That was the

hardest time in my life.

You know,

how painful it was to hear

the girl you loved talking about

how much she liked him

and how much he liked her.

But I was very lucky

Fortunately,

I had the chance to shield her

from a bullet and

to prove that I could protect her forever.

I will

work very hard.

Café.Waiting.Love

Hello, can I speak to Siying?

She's gone mad.

Mad?

I like her very much.

So much that

it hurts me when I see her crying for me,

feeling upset because of me.

I hope she would let go of me

and see the world with fresh eyes.

She met someone who was willing take a bullet for her

so she is bound to

meet

the next lucky man.

Her tears are too stubborn.

So I'm so worried about her.

I hope that she will

never shed her tears for me.

It's so moving.

You say

you like me.

Don't mention it.

It's so embarrassing.

Tell me.

What do you like about me?

L---

I like you that

you always have a smile on your face.

And...

And?

And you're really cool!

You have your own idea on lots of things.

Like the gangster movies.

You can come up with some strange theories.

You seem great.

You seem careless

but in fact, you're very considerate.

You don't criticize people for no reason.

I feel so relaxed and comfortable when I'm with you.

You don't hide things in your heart.

You always speak your mind.

The person you're talking about

doesn't sound like me.

I like you when you heroically stopped the bus

and saved me!

The bus driver couldn't see me.

How could I

stop the bus for you?

The guy who stopped the bus

seemed to be a pervert in bikini.

I...just pulled you up from the ground.

How come...

I'm so scared that I won't meet

a guy who is willing to shield me from a knife.

But

Why...

Why can A-Tuo see you too?

Isn't it strange?

It's you!

A-Tu

Love

requires coincidences

more than you thought.

Everyone

is waiting for someone.

Waiting for

someone who can

see you shine.

Miss

Is it yummy?

Very yummy-

It's still hot.

You've gone traveling around the world

and left me alone in Taiwan!

I feel so sorry for myself!

A-Tuo

Come back now!

It's your turn

to do me a favor.

That day

was the day that

Café.Waiting.Love opened.

You must have been very happy.

I saw you keep

smiling...

Then I knew it.

Actually,

I never had any dreams in my life.

I didn't want to do anything particular.

But ever since you ale my stewed egg,

I found that

your smile

was the treasure I wanted most in my life.

I would give all I had

just for it.

No matter what happens,

please let me see

your smile again.

I'm sorry.

The biggest regret in my life was

I wasn't fortunate enough

to grow old with you.

Stop crying-

Don't cry.

Let's stop crying-

Let's be

happy.

Wonderful!

It's wonderful!

A-Tuo

doesn't seem to go afar.

Everything related to him

is still remain in my life.

After Brother Bao and Auntie Jindao have gone back together,

there are more available dishes in the restaurant.

Let's eat and hear what she says.

Anyway, it's wrong that you slept with his wife.

And you!

Isn't it bit too much that you burned down their house?

Even the house next door!

You brought so many people to make a big fuss here.

Because you're diffident...

Ready

3

2

1

As for A-Zhu...

She finally got what she wished for.

Representing the Iron Head Club,

she beats the Karate Club.

But what makes her really happy

isn't that she beat the Karate Club,

but...

It's the founder of Iron Head Club!

She's met the person she's been waiting for.

Congratulations.

Therefore,

there are all kinds of love in the world!

Not only A-Tuo,

but also the café owner traveled around the world.

Looking at those post cards sending to Café.Wailing.Love,

we are so moved

by her smile!

Do you still remember?

I haven't forgotten the novel I'm supposed to do.

The stories of the café owner with her boyfriend,

and Brother Bao with Auntie Jindao...

I posted them on the internet.

The title of the novel is

Café.Waiting.Love

Have you heard

of the latest tale in campus?

What's it?

Did they find the horse?

No, not the horse.

The horse has disappeared for awhile.

Now the latest legend is

I heard there are two martial arts masters on campus!

- Who are they? -What weapons do they use?

One uses a knife and the other uses his head.

The pair

crushed those con men selling pens.

Now in this area,

no one dares to force people to buy the charity pens.

They're so cool!

Really?

It's true.

You must be bluffing.

Is he crazy?

Hello everyone!

Long time no see!

A-Tuo

This is exclusively for you,

"Sausage Tofu Pudding Special Blend'.

A-Tuo, go!

“One year ago“

Don't be so gloomy.

A-Tuo will be back soon.

I just miss him very much.

This is super yummy.

It's nice.

The cabbage is so good.

It's really tasty.

I've never had such delicious cabbage.

It's true.

Yo w, e crazy'

What would you like 7

"What Does Meaning Mean?"

I only know what "Mean" means!

Hey, how are you doing?

What would you like to have?

I want a "Ma La Sun'.

A thousand-year tradition. Brand new feeling.

What would you like?

I want a 'Night Market Hero"!

What would you like?

I want a

"I Have No Husband Now!"

"I Have No Husband Now!"

Do you have a girlfriend?

You can choose me.

I have no husband now.

What would you like?

I want a cup of

'You Are the Apple of My Eye.'

N's you again!

Because all the films I was in became the box office hits!

Gel out!

Would you like to see a magic trick?

What would you like?

I want a "Little Dragon Maiden".

This is the only thing left.

Do you have soy sauce?

No.

"A-Tuo, we all miss you very much."

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