All language subtitles for The.White.Lotus.S01E03

Last night, I wanted a drink
so fucking bad.

Uh-uh. You are five years sober.

What if I just can't
fucking do this anymore?

♪ (PEACEFUL INDIGENOUS
MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

How are ya? Having fun?

You have the most
beautiful skin I've ever seen!

We gotta go.

Girls! You left your--

You guys made a mistake.

Just own up to your mistake.
It's all I'm asking.

I wrote a profile about you.

"Ten Power Women
in the Tech World."

-That was a hatchet job.
-What?

Some lady found this
on the beach and gave it to me.

-What? No tag?
No.

Have you ever thought about
starting like your own business?

Come on.

I would be down for funding
something like that.

Who's the guy you were with
by the lobby? I saw you.

He's just some random
who tried to pick me up.

Your dad didn't die
from cancer. He died from AIDS.

AIDS?

Paula?

-♪ ♪

Hey.

Hey.

Where were you?

I just walked around.
Couldn't sleep. Probably the K.

Fuck. Fuck! Fuck!

Fuck!

Shit!

Your father,
Mark, he had sex with men.

He had two lives.
He had his family,

and then he had another life
with homosexuals.

Shit.

That was amazing.

Love you, Rach.

-Love you, too.

I can't wait to fuck in Tahiti.

Hey! I love it when you call me.
I was just thinking about you.

About to head off
to class here in a minute.

Yeah, I just got to work myself.

You're never not at work.

Oh, you think
I'm working hard now,

wait till I start
my own business.

What are you talking about?

I don't know. I think
I'm getting ahead of myself.

There is, um...
There's this woman,

this-- this guest,

this rich white lady.

She-- she took me out to dinner,
and she said

if I wanted to start
my own wellness center,

she'd fund the whole thing.

Mom, you have to do that.

That fucking place
exploits you, Mom.

If that lady says jump,
you say how high?

I'm serious. Work it.

Get your own thing going.
You deserve it.

All right. We'll see. We'll see.

Keep me posted.
-I will. I will. I love you.

-I'll talk to you later. Okay?
Okay.

-All right. Bye.

Armond.

Armond!

Oh...

-Oh...

You know
I thought you were dead, right?

No, just got here
a little early.

Had a cat nap. I'm fine.

-You're fine?
-I'm fine.

Mom, why are you setting up
in here and not your own room?

Because I have a Zoom
with China,

and I don't like the background
in there.

-When's the big Zoom?
One.

I don't like it in here either.

This lighting
makes me look freakish.

You sure it's the lighting?

Quinn. Where have you been?

-I slept on the beach.
Why?

Because of them!
Because they made me!

-And now all my shit is gone.
-What shit?

My phone, my Nintendo!
They got washed away.

My iPad got soaked.
It's fucking ruined.

And now what the fuck
am I supposed to do?

I didn't tell him
to sleep on the beach.

It was his idea, Nicole.

They're lying!

Dad, what's wrong with you?

Your father got some very
upsetting news last night.

-He does have cancer?
No.

He doesn't have cancer.

He found out something
about his father

that he never knew before.

I'm listening.

Your grandfather died of AIDS.

How did he get AIDS?

Apparently, Paula, he was
having sex with other men.

-Who was?
Your dad's dad.

Why?

Because he liked it. Why else?

He was probably closeted.

Or bisexual.

Dad,
why are you so upset, though?

-You're like catatonic.
Well, it was a secret

that was kept from him
his entire life, Liv.

So now, whatever image he had
of his father, of his childhood,

has been pulverized.

You know,
he was probably a bottom.

That's how you mostly get it.
Receiving.

Dad,
do you feel like your father

was less of a man or something?

He might have not been gay.

A lot of straight guys
like ass-play.

Yeah, maybe he was just
too embarrassed to ask Grandma

-to use a dildo on him.
-Oh, Jesus!

Can we not, please? Uh...

Even if he wasn't a top,
it doesn't mean he was femme.

He could've
still been butch, Dad.

Maybe he was a bossy bottom.

Yeah, maybe Grandpa
was a power bottom.

Does that make you feel better?

No.
That makes me wanna throw up.

Dad, you don't wanna say that.

Well, he can say
whatever he wants.

You know, if he's having
a negative visceral reaction

to his father having gay sex,
it's valid. It's fine.

Well, it comes off
as homophobic.

Well, it's not.

Well, that's how
it comes across.

Well, luckily,
he's in a safe space

and he's here with our family

so he can come off
however he wants.

-Up to a point.
-Or what? You'll cancel him?

Dox him?
Sic the K-Pop fans on him?

See what I have to deal with?

Mom, I need a new phone, stat.
I'm gonna go completely insane.

You already are insane.

I'll order it for you right now.

♪ ("HUKIA MAI A" BY
KAPONO BEAMER PLAYING) ♪

So...

you were pretty horned up
this morning.

Yeah.

Wake up next to you,
what do you expect?

Is it a problem?

Aren't you horny for me?

-Yeah.
Yeah.

Yeah. Just not like
every single minute.

Like you are.

Oh.

It's just not the most
important thing to me.

Well, what is?

Well, is it the most important
thing to you?

It's up there.

So the-- this entire marriage
is just based on sex for you?

No. No.

Hey, all right.
Look, there's other stuff, too.

I love you.

And we're a team.
We get along great.

-Uh...
-Yeah.

Oh my God.

You think that I'm like
this... sex pig.

-Hey, look.
-No.

Me?

I can be romantic.
I'm actually emo.

And don't put me in a box.

-Thank you.
-Sure.

Hey, buddy.
Hold on a second.

Hey, if you see Armond,

could you tell him I'd like
to talk to him about something?

Of course.

-It's not about the room.
-Oh.

Hello.

How are you this morning?

I was hoping
that you could help me.

I have something really
important that I need to do.

I brought my mother's ashes
with me.

You know, so I could
spread them in the ocean.

And I just realized yesterday,
I'm gonna need a boat.

Oh, we have our resort boat
you can charter.

Is it free today?

'Cause I really need
to put this behind me.

Would you like to take it out
at sunset?

Yeah, that would be nice.

Well, let's say, uh,
departure at 5:00 from the dock?

Can I get some alcohol
on the boat?

I just-- I think I might
need a drink.

Of course.
Some fruit and cheese, maybe?

Could you just tell
the captain...

that I think I'm gonna be
a little emotional?

I just want him
to be fully prepared.

Could be, like,
a total basket case.

Well, see you at 5:00.

But let's definitely order
the cheese.

-Mm-hmm.
Thank you.

Uh, Christie,
could you cover the desk?

Of course.
-I just need to get something
from the office.

Sure. Not a problem.

-What?
Uh, sorry.

I just wanted to tell you
that Mr. Patton

from the Palm Suite
wants to talk to you.

Are you fucking kidding me?

What?

He thinks
we ruined his honeymoon?

Fuck him!
I will ruin his honeymoon.

Well, he's eating
by the pool, so...

I like your hair up like that.
Looks cute.

Um, thanks.

Can we have the phone sent here?

We're not here long enough.
It'll be there when we get home.

Then I'm gonna need
to use your computer, Mom.

Well, I do have work to do.

Like today,
I've got Zooms all afternoon.

What the fuck
am I supposed to do all day?

Enjoy Hawaii. Get in the ocean.

The o...

I did see a whale
last night on the beach.

That was pretty cool.

Well, you're not
sleeping out there again.

Mom, he likes it.
He's communing with nature.

It's funny how you're able
to have so much compassion

for all these groups
of oppressed peoples

you don't even know,
and yet not for your family.

Yep, okay.

Who actually know you
and love you.

Your generation's
only sacred value.

-Biting the hand that feeds you.
Whatever.

Hey, Dad.
-What?

You're not eating anything.

I'm not hungry.

That's your second Bloody Mary.

So?
-We have scuba after this.

I'll be fine.

That's the guy.

Oh, man.

Excuse me, dude.

Aloha, ladies.
How are you this morning?

Uh, yesterday I told you
about a bag. It's my friend's.

Yeah. I left it on the beach.
It's olive green.

I checked with, uh,
lost and found in the office,

and I'm so sorry to tell you,
it wasn't there.

But we'll keep an eye out.

And if it turns up, I will call
your room immediately.

I do hope we find it.

Aloha, Mr. Ross.

Uh, Lana will take you
to table nine. Thanks, Lana.

All right.

I've been lookin' for ya.

-Mr. Patton.
-Hey.

-How are we this morning?
-Yeah, no complaints.

Ah, love to hear that.

Um, listen, I wanna do
something special for my wife,

something kinda romantic.
It's our honeymoon.

I'm thinking a candlelit dinner
totally off on our own.

Somewhere cool that's like...

a beach or a cliff
or just like...

like an Instagram spot,
you know?

-Yes. Yes. How wonderful.
-Yeah.

Um... And of course,
we do private dinners

for couples all the time,

but since
you're such valued guests,

and with the whole mix-up
regarding your room,

I would love to come up
with something really unique.

Okay, great. Yeah. That's--
that's what I'm thinking, too.

What about... a candlelit dinner
on our charter boat at sunset?

That sounds perfect.

You can watch the sunset
from a private cove.

Oh!

Schools of dolphins leaping
and circling the boat

as you cruise the coastline,

-sipping piña coladas...
-Nice.

...debating the names
of your future offspring.

-I... I don't know about that.

-Well, that sound like a plan?
-Yeah.

Well, see you down
at the dock at 5:00.

-Okay, great.
Tonight then.

-Yeah. Thanks.

Oh, one little thing.

Uh, there will be
one other guest on the boat.

Really?

Yeah. Very lovely woman,
traveling alone,

and because she paid
for the boat,

you'll only have to pay
for the dinner.

-Oh, yeah?
-It's a sizable boat.

You won't even notice
she's there.

She'll be quiet
as a church mouse.

Yeah. All right.
Yeah, that sounds fine.

I just...

I just want it to have
a romantic vibe.

Absolutely.
Oh, your wife is very lucky.

-Thank you for all the help.
-Of course.

Yes, we can do
the total relaxation package

for you, not a problem.

Actually, can I give you
a call right back?

-Hey!
-Hey.

Thank you again
for dinner last night.

Really, I had a great time.
And it was cool,

you know, getting
to know you more.

Yeah. You know,
tonight's the night

-I put my mother into the sea.
-Oh, wow.

The boat leaves at 5:00.

I'd really appreciate
if you could be there.

I'm here until 7:00.

Oh, geez. Well, uh...

You know what?
I'll take care of it.

I'm-- I'm sure one of the girls
will be able to cover for me.

This is important.
I wanna be there for you.

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

-Yeah.
-And just so you know,

I'm probably gonna be
a little drunk,

so don't judge me, all right?

-No. No, I'd never.
Okay.

-Boat leaves at 5:00.
Five o'clock.

-All right.
I'll see you.

All right.

Dad.
What?

If you don't feel
like doing this now, it's fine.

Nah.

It's just like...

What is real? Like, what...
You know? What's real?

Are you gay?

No.

Hey.
'Cause if you are, it's okay.

-Just, like, be real.
-I am being real.

What's real is...

like, gay, straight, whatever,
we're just monkeys,

we're just fucking monkeys.

-Yeah?
-Yeah. Yeah, we're just animals.

I mean, you know,
we wanna be, like...

superheroes and respectable fathers

and pillars in our communities,
whatever,

but-- but in fact,
we're just monkeys...

living in our own
little monkey pods,

driven by base instincts
to create these hierarchies

and hump each other.

I thought I knew my father,
you know?

I only knew the part
that he wanted me to see.

He hid the monkey,
and that screwed me up, Quinn.

-You think that's what did it?
-Yeah, definitely.

Hey, I thought--

My whole life, I thought I was
the flawed child of an icon.

Like, I put him on this,
like, enormous pedestal.

Meanwhile, like, he's off
in some bathhouse on the DL,

getting manhandled by some...

...like, random dudes.

(GROANS, CHUCKLES) Wow.

Oh, I wish I had known.

I'm sorry.

Yeah.

But I get it. I mean, you know,

you don't want your kid thinking
you're some sex-crazed lunatic.

The room is-- is beautiful,
and we have this ocean view,

and we face west, so we get
these incredible sunsets.

Yeah.

You'd love Hawaii.
Everything's so lush.

Where we are,
it isn't so overdeveloped.

And there's all of this
amazing food and pastries.

Hey.

So, yesterday you were reading
Freud and Nietzsche,

and today you're reading what?

Oh. So you finished
Freud and Nietzsche.

Are you actually reading
any of these books?

No, they're just props.

We have a stylist
choose our outfits

and then we have a book stylist
pick out our books.

Yeah. That's what I figured.

Yeah, it's really relaxing.

I really wanna bring you
and dad here.

Are you gonna get in the water?

Ye-- well-- you-- you do!

I mean,
everyone takes vacations.

Okay, so sixty pages,
based on how fast you read,

that'll be like two minutes,
and then you can jump in.

Do you wanna know me?

May-- maybe.

Do you?

I don't know.

Maybe it's better if I'm just
really real with you.

Maybe that's
the healthier legacy.

I think it is. Yeah.

You guys ready
to get your tanks on?

Yeah, let's do it!

Hey, if you won't come
to the pool,

the pool is gonna come to you.

Get in.

Oh, my God!

Get in the water, come on!

Oh my God!
You got my book wet.

Tastes a little
like pee.

I think it's your own.
It's your own.

I think I forgot
that I peed, yeah.

♪ ("HO'OKANI MISIONARI"
BY THE ROSE ENSEMBLE PLAYING) ♪

-Okay. Thank you.
-Sit wherever you like,
I'll be right over.

-Thanks.
-Yeah.

Get me the Kahuna with guac.
All right?

I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.

Enjoying your time?

-Hi.
-Oh, yeah. Hi. Uh, yes.

Yeah. Very much.

Honeymoon, yeah?

-Mm-hmm.
Oh.

And after this, we go to Tahiti.

Thank you. Oh, that'll be nice.

Yeah. Where was your honeymoon?

Uh, believe it or not,
we went to China.

-Cool.
Nicole, my wife,

she took Mandarin in college,
so she wanted to show off.

It was-- it was cool.
We went all around.

It was a lot different
back then.

-Yeah. China.
-Sure.

Yeah.
-How long ago was that?

Twenty-two years
we've been married.

Twenty-two? That's impressive.

I guess.

I mean, I've got friends
that, you know,

have been married, divorced,
married, divorced, so...

We're still going.
So you never know.

So, what's your guys' secret?
How do you keep the spark alive?

Oh, the spark.
No, it's not alive. It died.

Yeah. I mean, love may be alive,
but spark...

Sure. That happens.

Yeah.

-And his handstands.

He was totally trying
to flash us.

Yeah, but with what?

Thumb dick.

What the fuck?

Oh, good. Hi, girls.

Can you just help me
move this bed in?

I just-- I just need
to do it real quick.

Mom, there's meds for this.

No, it's just for my Zoom.

I finally found
a good background,

-but I can see the bed.
-So what?

Well, so I don't want
my entire organization

and my Chinese affiliates

knowing that
I'm on fucking vacation!

Olivia, can you just help me
with the bed, please?

-I have five minutes.
Okay, fine!

Thank you.

Okay. All right, girls, ready?
One, two, three.

Just lift it!
-Push.

Oh, oh, yes,
yes, yes, yes!

Are you okay, Paula?
No.

All right,
I'm gonna start my Zoom.

And you guys,
if you're gonna stay in here,

you have to be totally silent.

Okay? And stay out of the frame.

Mom, you look deranged.

It's all right.
I have a filter for that.

Oh, fuck.

I chased Nicole for three years,

and she wouldn't let me
touch her.

And then when I finally could,

I couldn't get enough, man.
I was...

I had to have it all the time.
She thought I was nuts.

She thought that
I should see a doctor.

-She thought I had, uh...

priapism.

Which is like when--
Hey, bud.

When you get this
perpetual hard-on,

like an erection
that you-- will not go down.

-Yeah.
But after a few years,

it doesn't matter how much
role playing you do

or, like, toys you buy

or porn you watch together,
whatever,

sex just turns into, like, a--

You know like when they do
one of those food challenges

on a reality show, you know,

where they gotta, like,
eat like a bowl of live worms,

and you just got-- you gotta
psych yourself up for it.

You're like, "I can do this.
Just hold my nose

and, like, suck it down as fast
as I can so I don't gag."

-Yeah.
But it's natural.

I mean, it'd be weird
if it didn't fade, you know.

Look, I'm just
being real with you, you know.

Oh, this is my son, Quinn.

And I'm Mark.

-Right. Hi.
-What are you talking about?

Nothing. Sex with your mom.

You know, I actually--

I think I'm gonna order
from the room

just 'cause it's...
It's so hot here.

I'm feeling hot.

Well, it was nice
to talk with you.

And I hope
that you have a great honeymoon.

Thank you.

And you guys have a great trip.
Okay? Bye. Thanks.

Was it something I said?

Shit!

-Olivia, get down!
-Ow.

Hey, everybody.

Nicole Mossbacher.
Good to see you all.

Hey!

You left me.

I'm surprised that you noticed.

What? Oh, shut up!

You were so busy flirting
with those girls.

I was not flirting
with those girls.

I was giving them shit.

Well, it certainly seemed like
you were having a good time.

Aw. Is my baby jealous?

No.

-Whatever.
Yeah.

Well, I came to find you
to tell you

to wear something
extra cute tonight.

What do you mean? Why?

I got a little something
planned.

-Tell me.
-No.

-Tell me.
-No.

-Tell me.
-It's a surprise.

Tell me.
-But I will tell you,

it is very, very, very romantic.

It's natural
to want something new.

I mean,
when you're jerking to porn,

do you watch the same clip
every time?

No. Never.

-I think I'm gonna go.
Yeah? Okay.

Um, can I borrow your phone?

Mine's gone,
and I need to get online.

Uh... all right.

See you back in the room.

Who are these people?

They're joining for dinner.
I hope that's okay.

Oh, all right.

Watch your step!

Aloha!
-Hi. Aloha.

Thank you.
-Oh! Wow!

Is this all for us?

-Uh, yeah. Yeah. Pretty much.
Yeah?

I'll hold that for you.

Oh, thank you so much.
I love this.

Hey, everybody.

-Hey!
-Hey.

Thank you for coming.

I know I don't know you,
but I'm glad you're here.

Well, these are
my mother's ashes.

And I just wanna say that,
you know,

I don't want tonight
to be a downer.

You know, my mother would've
wanted us to have a good time.

So let's have fun, okay?

I think I need
to set this down.

This is nice.
Yeah.

Get a little tan.
It's getting warmer.

Hi.
Hi.

Quick question. Uh, what's--
what's going on here?

Just, uh,
just refilled your drink.

Right.
No, I know what this is.

Um, what's going on
with this lady?

-What's...
-Oh, um...

She's planning on scattering
her mother's ashes off the boat.

Okay. Does she think
we're here for that?

'Cause we're not.

Shane...

Do you want me to speak to her?

-Oh, no, no, no.
Well...

It's fine. No. It's-- it's fine.
Everything's okay.

-Thank you so much.
-Of course. Mahalo.

Mahalo.
Mahalo.

We can't-- we can't tell her
not to bother us.

Like, well, I'm trying to have
a romantic time with my wife.

-Hey!

-Hi.
-Hi.

You guys wanna sit up here?

Yeah. No, that's okay.
Thank you.

It might be more convivial.

We're on our honeymoon.

-Hmm.
Thank you, though.

Oh my gosh.

How nice to be in love.

Mm. Mm. Yeah.

I wish I had a man here.

I mean, you know, I--
I'm really happy you're here.

-You know what I mean.
-I totally get it.

Woo-hoo!

All right.

You're a beautiful couple.

-Leprosy is no joke.
-It's not.

You know about leprosy, right?

-Right, totally.
-That's a weird nerve disease

where they have-- they like--
they can't even feel like--

You could get hit by a bus...

-Hey! What're you doing?
-Hey, baby, where've you been?

-...and not even know it.
-Let's go.

You wanna
get out of here?
Yeah. Totally.

See ya.

Bye.

-Whiskey, neat.
Yeah, you got it, boss.

Drinking on the job?

-Done for the day.
-Oh.

Where's your family?

Oh, shit.
I should get back to them.

Um...

No, they've seen enough of me.

♪ (HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS) ♪

-Thirsty?
-Long day.

Yeah. Me, too.

♪ ("HAWAIIAN FLOWER"
BY LIONEL WENDLING PLAYING) ♪

I can be romantic.

-See, right?
Yeah.

-I mean...
Totally. Thank you.

You didn't have
to do this, though.

I wanted to.

But is it because of our
conversation this morning?

I guess I just get
insecure, like...

if our whole thing is based on
your sexual attraction to me,

then what happens
when that attraction fades?

Baba.

it is not going to fade.

-No?
No.

-Really?
-Mm-hmm.

Hi. I think it's time.

So you guys are gonna have to
get up, okay?

Oh.
Yes.

Will you mo-- move their table?

Of course, Ms. MacQuoid.

Oh, ow! Hold on! Can I just...

-We can just...
-That's fine, move it this way.

-Okay.

-Watch where you're going.
-Sorry, Ms. MacQuoid.

-Yeah. I just...
-Got it?

Yeah, I got it.
All right. There we go.

-Okay, thank you.
Yeah.

All right.

My poor mother...

she died in June.

And she loved the ocean.
Just loved it.

My poor mother, she had
a beautiful house in Carmel.

And she tried very, very hard
to be a really good mother,

even though she didn't have any
maternal instincts or skills.

She, uh, she was always
in search of male affection.

And, uh, she was...

a nymphomaniac.

I'd walk in her room
and I'd find

all sorts of strange men
in her bed.

She had
borderline personality disorder.

She took her money

and she manipulated
people with it.

And she was cruel.
And she was very, very cruel.

She was so, so cruel and...

I-- I just-- oh, mother,
mother, mother, mother.

My mother...

told me I would never
be a ballerina,

and that was when I was skinny.

My poor mother, she...

She just couldn't handle
her jealousy.

She had to take me down.

And what's weird is
I miss my mother

even though she was a big jerk!

I just--
I need your help, everybody.

I-- I've been trying
for many days now

to open this box.

My poor mother's in here.

I need someone to help me.

-Do you want me to open the box?
Yeah, I would love that.

I'll get it.

Um...

Yeah. Just...

Oh my God, thank you.

Yeah, no big deal.
Yeah.

Mother.

Goodbye, Mother.

Goodbye, Mother!

Goodbye, Mother!

I can't-- I can't do this.

You know, this is-- I just
realized it's too early for me.

-It's okay.

All right.

Oh, I want my mother,
mother, mother.

-Hey let's, uh, yeah-- maybe--
Oh, I can't.

-Why don't we--
yeah, back in the box.
I wanted my...

Oh, my God.
It's okay.

Oh my God.
It's totally okay.

No, it's not okay!

♪ (BELINDA SINGING
IN SANSKRIT) ♪

I don't understand what happened
to your father.

I mean,
I've been texting him all day.

I have his phone.

Well, you could've told me that
earlier, Quinn.

You know, this is all
because of you,

because you won't share
a giant room with your brother.

Mom, it works out perfect.

He can have the entire beach
to himself to jerk off.

I don't jerk...

Finish your sentence.

Whatever.

You're addicted to porn.

No, I'm not.
-Yes, you are.

Don't sex shame him.

Boys are sex shamed
all the time now.

I mean, I know it's very in,
but it's not okay.

What?

You sex shame Dad.

I do not.

Okay. Whatever gets you
through the night.

You-- you're gay, right?

-Yes, I'm gay.
-No, my father was gay.

-Yes, I'm gay.
-No, my father was gay.

I think.
He, uh, he had sex with men.

That's a telltale sign.

-Hey, can I ask you a question?
-Hmm.

What's it like, like, you know,

being fucked up the ass?
Like, is that...

I mean, it must feel kinda good,

otherwise you wouldn't
keep doing it, right?

Does-- does it feel good?

Do you wanna find out?

Uh, no, I'll take a rain check.

Hutch.

When you're young,

sex is powerful
and intoxicating.

And as we mature,
it gets demystified.

You realize there are more
important things to focus on.

Like what?
Zooming with China?

Like holding onto
whatever shreds of dignity

you still have.

That's so perverted.

-Can I take these?
-Yes, thank you.

If you had the phone,
did you see me texting all day?

And you didn't respond, Quinn?

He did not tell us that
she chartered that boat

for a goddamn funeral!

-It's okay.
-No, it's not okay!

He did it on purpose.

-He's fucking gaslighting me.
-You have to let it go.

-I'm not gonna let it go.
-Just let it go.

What I wanna do
is go find that fucker.

Shane.

Okay, one second, let me just...

What?
-There you go.

-On the count of three.
-Okay.

One, two, three. There you go.

-Good.
-You're a beautiful woman.

Oh, thank you, Tanya.

Is it-- Okay! You got it.

Let's just get the bottom half
to join you.

There you go. Okay. All right.

-My head.
Oh.

-My head.
-Let's--

-Oh yeah.

-That's...
-Oh-- oh, oh!

There you go.

-All right.
-Yeah.

-Okay.
-Thank you.

Good night to her,
and good night to you.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Mm-hmm?
Mm-hmm! You got it.

-♪ ♪

Yes?

Hi.

How was the cruise?

-Not good.
-Great.

Actually, it was a shit show.

-They're fucking pissed.
-Perfect.

Oh, do you want a drink?
I, uh, I have tequila.

I have, uh...

-...other things.

Uh, no, no, I'm good.

I like this new hair look.

Yeah. Yeah.
You said that already.

Turns out you're my type.

Blonde surfer with a man bun.

Okay.

You're a great worker, Dillon.

Oh, um, well, thank you.

I have my eyes on you.

Okay.
Well, I will talk to you later.

-All right. I'll see you--

I was texting you all day,

and then Quinn told me
he had your phone.

Hmm, mm-hmm.

-You're taking this really hard.

Why would he be gaslighting you?

This has happened before.

Like, people have been
coming for me

my whole life.

I'm just playing the hand
I was dealt.

Like, yeah.
It's a great hand.

And that's not my fault.

Shane.
Don't worry about it.

I loved our dinner.

I thought
it was really romantic...

...until it wasn't.

Yeah.

Don't. I'm not in the mood.

I'm just kidding.
I'm always in the mood.

-Yeah?
Yeah.

Come on.
-Okay.

Get off me, monkey.

Get off me. I mean it.

Yeah.
Mm, yeah.

Surprise!

-Mom!

Am I interrupting?

-It's only your honeymoon!
What are you doing here?!

It's like
we're the underdogs now.

He's a white man, and nobody
has any sympathy for them.

I think he's gonna be okay,
Nicole.

Thank you, Paula.

This is the spa.

I got asked out.

He's a deep-sea fisherman
from Black Lives Matter.

Here's another treat. Enjoy.

Dad, I think that guy
was hitting on you.

He was just, you know,
being friendly.

Bubba, tell my mom
what you were thinking about.

I really want to get a job.

No, why would you do that?