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Previously on The West Wing:
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I didn't make the decision
to run again.
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I wouldn't do that without you.
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Sometimes I wonder
if I listened to
you two years ago
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would I be President right now?
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Do you ever
wonder that?
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No, sir, I know it for sure.
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Do you get
that you have MS?
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Abbey...
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Do you get that your
own immune system is
shredding your brain?
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I've had one episode
in two years.
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Mr. President, is there anything
we need to talk about?
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Not yet, okay?
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Okay.
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SENATOR STACKHOUSE:
One teaspoon of salt,
one cup of cornflakes crumbs
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a pinch of white pepper.
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C.J.:
Dear Dad, first of all,
happy birthday.
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Second of all, let me explain
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why I'm not
on my way there right now.
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You're not going
to believe this
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but it's because
of a filibuster
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a filibuster
that no one ever saw coming--
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not the Senate leadership,
not the party leadership
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and not me
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and if you're angry at me
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well, you've got
a lot of company.
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I'm going to explain all this.
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Right now, it's Friday night
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and everyone's trying
to get out the door
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only I won't let them.
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...from the pan
and drain on absorbent paper.
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24 shrimp will yield
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approximately
four to six servings.
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This isn't happening.
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STACKHOUSE:
For an accompaniment, I suggest
tartar sauce or chili sauce.
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C.J.?
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Yeah?
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What the hell is he doing?
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It's a recipe for deep-
fried fan-tailed shrimp.
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Yeah, but what's he still
doing up there?
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He's got a recipe book.
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How long will it go?
I don't know.
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I'm saying, how many
recipes are there?
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All together?
Yeah.
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I can't cook,
but I think
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there're probably
like, 20 or 30.
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You're screwing
around with me.
Oh, yeah.
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I'm about to miss
the 7:30 shuttle.
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If I miss the 8:30
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I miss the last train
to Sag Harbor.
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You can spend
the night in New York.
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I've only got two
nights, and you got
to see this house.
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It's cool?
It's a Frank Lloyd Wright.
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Isn't it cold in
Sag Harbor right now?
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We wear sweaters.
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It's a Tommy Hilfiger ad.
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He can't last forever.
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He's got 20 or 30 recipes
he could still read.
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Sam, seriously, there're
more recipes than that.
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Who cares?
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He's blowing my weekend
in the Hamptons.
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Maybe he doesn't know
about the sweaters.
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C.J.:
The reason they needed
to stick around
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is that the moment
the filibuster's over
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there'll be a vote, and once
they vote, I need my spin boys.
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JOSH:
C.J.!
I know.
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Who gave him
the recipe book?
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I really don't think
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we can blame this
on the recipe book.
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Plus, I now know the secret
to Cold Asparagus Chantilly
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is a quarter cup
of whipped cream.
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I'm going to
Port Saint Lucie
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which may not mean
anything to you
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but it happens to be
the spring training home of...
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Of the New York Jets.
Yes, you've told me.
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Josh, you can watch
basketball on TV.
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Yes, except
the New York Knicks
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are a basketball team.
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The New York Jets
are a football team.
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Port Saint Lucie is the spring
training home of the New York...
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Mets! Yes, damn it.
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I'm inadequate.
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A weekend at
spring training, C.J.
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Mike Piazza's going to be
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standing in
the batting cage.
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He's going to turn
and see me.
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He's going to say, "Dude."
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Well, I wouldn't
want you to miss
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a legitimate dude sighting.
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So I can take off?
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No.
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C.J.:
Why do I need the spin?
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'Cause it's a bipartisan bill
and I'm all for bipartisanship
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as long as we get the credit.
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So I've taken
the press corps hostage.
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( reporters clamoring )
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Hey, guys, I'm sorry,
but you know what?
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( filibuster
continues
)
Listen, seriously
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you're looking
at democracy at work.
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It's a beautiful thing.
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REPORTER:
How much more
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beauty can we
be expecting tonight, C.J.?
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Well, I wouldn't think
it would be that much longer.
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He's got a recipe book.
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But how many can
there be? 20, 30?
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C.J., it's Friday night.
I'm supposed to have
dinner with my girlfriend.
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She's going to kill me.
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Yeah, but you
know what, Mark?
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This is just
the kind of thing
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that can cleanse
the palate
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of a relationship
that's gone stale
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like a fine sorbet.
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We've been going out
for three weeks.
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And she's already
bitching about dinner?
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C.J....
Lose her.
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REPORTERS:
C.J....
Listen up, everybody.
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This was unforeseen.
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Obviously,
he's got to finish sometime.
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When he does,
there'll be a vote immediately.
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When it's done, the President
will make his calls
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White House staff will be
available for comment
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and most important
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you will all
write about it.
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In the meantime,
I say pizza for everybody.
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Who's with me?
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Excellent.
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REPORTERS:
C.J....
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We're going
to need, like
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a massive truckload
of pizza
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and, I don't know,
maybe some Cuervo 1800
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if we got it lying around.
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How much?
Just enough for me.
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TOBY:
C.J.? So you know
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I need to be at Telluride
first thing in the morning.
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That's a rough assignment
you pulled there.
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No, I'm saying
I already missed
the 6:50 to Denver
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but I can catch
an 8:40 from National
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if I change
planes in Chicago.
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And as your travel agent,
it's important
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that you update me
on that information.
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C.J....
I'm supposed to be on
my way to Napa right now
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for my dad's 70th birthday.
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You hear me complaining?
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You just did.
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Get out.
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( filibuster continues on TV)
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It's your dad's
70th birthday?
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Yeah.
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You doing anything?
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Yeah, we're all
getting together in Napa.
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I meant right now.
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No, I'm sitting and waiting.
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I'm ordering pizza.
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I'm catching up on e-mails.
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All right.
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Got a basketball game
on in my office if
you want to come by.
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The Jets and the Mets?
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The Nets and the Hawks.
Jets and the Mets?
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I know the teams.
I'm joking when I do this.
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I'm joking when I do this.
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Okay.
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( filibuster continues )
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You know, there's a 9:00 to SFO.
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You can drive to Napa.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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I'm in my office.
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It'll end.
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You have any idea how many
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recipes there are?
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I really don't.
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STACKHOUSE:
...a pack of
frozen chicken livers
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one quarter of a pound
of dry mustard...
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C.J.:
So the press
is in the briefing room
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the staff's in the west wing
and I'm right here.
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I'm betting when you hear this
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you're going to be glad
I stayed.
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I'm betting
you're going to end up
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rooting for
a Minnesota Senator
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named Howard Stackhouse.
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I got to tell you--
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this doesn't seem like
any old filibuster.
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The rules of a filibuster
are simple enough.
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You keep the floor
as long as you hold the floor.
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What does that mean?
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It means
you can't stop talking ever.
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You can't eat
and you can't drink
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which is fine, because
you can't leave the Chamber
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to use the bathroom, either.
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But all that's nothing compared
to this:
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You're not allowed
to sit down.
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You're not allowed
to lean on anything
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or, for that matter, anyone.
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It started with a bill
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you'll read about
tomorrow morning
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called
the Family Wellness Act.
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Josh had been leading staffers
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from the Legislative
Liaison Office
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in negotiations with the
Conference Chairman for weeks
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and this last Monday morning
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he walked into Leo's office
and said...
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We got the
Family Wellness Act.
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It's done?
Yes, sir.
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What'd we get?
What'd we lose?
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Well, we got most of what
we wanted in Title VII.
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That's infant
hearing loss?
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We got a hearing test
for every child born
in the U.S.
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What about...?
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We did not get
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mandatory hearing tests
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for children
not born in hospitals.
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We can live with that.
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The Special Needs Adoption
Awareness Program?
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Right, this is
a national campaign
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to provide information
to the public
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regarding the adoption
of special needs children.
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How did we get it?
By agreeing
to a provision
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that would require health care
staff to give pregnant women
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information
about adoption
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on an equal basis with all
other courses of action.
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National
Organization
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for Women's going
to hate that.
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I know.
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Women seeking abortions
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should not be required by law
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to be lectured at.
You'll help me, right?
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Yes, I will.
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I will once again
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betray the
sisterhood.
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I saw you, you, you
and y roll your eyes.
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You weren't even
looking at me.
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I felt you.
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We're done.
Josh Lyman, everybody.
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( cheering )
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SAM:
Nice job.
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I know. I'm thinking
seriously about turning pro.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, I got agents
talking to me
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telling me I could go
high in the second round
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maybe low in the first if
I have a good postseason.
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You don't want to stay in school
and get your education?
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Nah, I'm white.
Nobody's going to mind.
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Josh, this looks good.
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I mean, he stuck
sunsets on a bunch
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of small ticket
items, but...
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That's the way it's
going to happen.
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You just spent $6 billion
on health care.
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How do you feel?
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I'd feel better if
it meant just once
I could go to a doctor
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without filing out
something on a clipboard.
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All right. What else?
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TOBY:
Philip Sluman
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who's the Chairman
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of the Petroleum
Producers of America
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testified yesterday
to the FTC
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that "the Bartlet
Administration's"-- blah-blah--
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"relentless pursuit
of stricter emissions standards
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"in the form
of additives like MTBE
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is a big reason we've
seen price hikes in some
parts of the country."
260
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The Energy Secretary's
got to respond.
261
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The Energy Secretary's
going to respond
262
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and I'd like to mention that
to the Vice President.
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You want me
to do it?
I've got it.
264
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He's going to be
pretty unhappy.
Yeah.
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Anything else?
266
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No.
267
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No.
268
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No, sir.
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Thank you.
270
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C.J.:
So, there it was,
The Family Wellness Act
271
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an omnibus health bill
aimed at diseases
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that disproportionately
affect children.
273
00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:03,110
This was a good day
'cause something got done.
274
00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,646
The problem is
we only thought it was done.
275
00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:08,248
Dad, this'd be a good time
to mention that it's possible
276
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that an Egyptian cat goddess
named Bast
277
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has put an ancient curse on me.
278
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C.J.
279
00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:13,887
Charlie.
280
00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:15,055
Listen...
May I call you Chip?
281
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No.
Chipper?
282
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:17,224
No.
Gilligan?
283
00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:18,726
Listen.
Yes?
284
00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:20,661
Hassan Ali is coming here
at the end of the week.
285
00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:22,029
He's got 38 wives.
Yeah.
286
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,064
Imagine being the girl he
dated who he didn't marry.
287
00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,633
C.J.?
Hassan Ali
is coming?
288
00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,167
Yeah, and on
the President's
trip to Cairo
289
00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,002
Ali gave him a gift--
a ceramic statue.
Okay.
290
00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:30,938
The State Department told
the Office of Protocol
291
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it's important that the gift
be displayed when Ali visits.
292
00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,708
Display it.
293
00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,243
The Office of Protocol
wasn't able to find it.
294
00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,845
They should talk
to the gift officer.
295
00:09:37,878 --> 00:09:38,946
They did.
And?
296
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:39,713
They say you have it.
297
00:09:39,747 --> 00:09:41,314
I'm sorry?
298
00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:43,651
Sherry Halpern,
the gift officer on the trip
299
00:09:43,684 --> 00:09:45,152
says she handed it to you
in Cairo.
300
00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:50,057
Did you say
a small ceramic statue?
301
00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,158
Yeah, of a cat.
302
00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,097
Okay.
303
00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,231
Okay.
304
00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:01,201
Okay.
305
00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:02,235
C.J.?
Yes?
306
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,270
You know anything about it?
307
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:05,673
I'll have to think, Charlie.
It was a year ago
308
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,374
and it's not like I have
instant recall
309
00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,677
of every ceramic cat statue
I've ever been handed in Cairo.
310
00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:10,944
Should I tell Protocol...?
311
00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,846
Tell Protocol I'm searching
my recollection.
312
00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,314
Protocol's recollection
seemed pretty good.
313
00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,116
Leave me now.
Sure.
314
00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,851
Toby.
315
00:10:17,885 --> 00:10:19,653
I'm going to see Hoynes.
Talk to me later.
316
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,889
Okay. Carol?
What do you need?
317
00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:24,057
Some information,
possibly a disguise
and a fast getaway car.
318
00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,158
Come inside.
319
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,660
HOYNES:
Tell me something
320
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:27,761
how did they
not anticipate
the flooding?
321
00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:30,097
WOMAN:
There was an unexpectedly high
snowmelt.
322
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,398
The snow fell three months ago.
323
00:10:31,431 --> 00:10:34,001
Did they not think it was going
to melt this year?
324
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,135
WOMAN:
Thank you,
everybody.
325
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,203
Thank you so much.
326
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,771
It was a pleasure.
Thank you.
327
00:10:37,805 --> 00:10:39,673
Beautiful quilts. Thank you.
328
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,776
The temperatures
were unseasonably
warm last month.
329
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,812
We don't know why.
330
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:46,179
Well, it could have had
something to do with the
sun, though, right?
331
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,715
MAN:
Yes, sir.
Sir?
332
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:48,782
We're done. Yeah.
333
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:49,750
Can you see Toby Ziegler?
334
00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,218
Yeah.
335
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:53,086
25 million acre-feet
of water, Candy.
336
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,187
That's eight trillion gallons.
337
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,455
Yes, sir.
Hey, Toby.
338
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,257
Good morning,
Mr. Vice President.
339
00:10:57,290 --> 00:11:00,393
The California Aqueduct is twice
the length of Pennsylvania.
340
00:11:00,427 --> 00:11:02,295
Did you know that?
I knew it was
pretty big.
341
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:04,732
What do you need?
342
00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,366
Philip Sluman
343
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:09,336
testifying yesterday
in front of the FTC
344
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,972
charged that it was
the White House's pursuit
345
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,942
of tighter emissions standards
that's caused the rise in...
346
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,409
Phil Sluman had a good point.
347
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,079
Mr. Vice President, I don't
want to go 'round and 'round
348
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,380
with you on Sluman.
Okay.
349
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,449
He had no point.
350
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,718
HOYNES:
The policy forces them
to use expensive additives
351
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,419
whose benefits are questionable.
352
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,321
It's price gouging.
353
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,890
It costs marginally more
354
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,992
to refine the fuel
with the additives
355
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,427
and the cost is being
passed on to the consumer
356
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,029
at an outrageous markup.
357
00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:38,465
Toby, if a refinery shuts down,
if there's a fire
358
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:40,467
which isn't, like,
out of the question
359
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,269
when you're dealing
with petroleum
360
00:11:42,302 --> 00:11:44,905
production comes to a halt,
gas becomes scarce
361
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,207
the prices go up,
then they come back down.
362
00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,509
Well, it's good to know
that the companies can make
it through the lean times.
363
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,978
Yeah.
364
00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,445
Anyway, sir,
tomorrow night
365
00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:55,148
Bill Trotter's going to be
delivering a speech
366
00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:57,050
to the Detroit Economic Council
367
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:59,820
on "Energy Efficiency
in the 21st Century"
368
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,422
and we're going to rewrite
the draft to include
369
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,025
a fairly strong rebuttal
to Philip Sluman's remarks.
370
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:08,228
( clears throat )
371
00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:11,164
You shouldn't have
Bill Trotter do it.
372
00:12:11,198 --> 00:12:13,066
Why?
373
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,902
His rants against the oil
companies have become familiar.
374
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,136
The press has stopped
writing about him.
375
00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:16,970
Still...
376
00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,471
It's also pretty dicey
377
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:21,041
political terrain
for the Energy Secretary.
378
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,042
Who would you send?
379
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,110
To punch back?
Yeah.
380
00:12:23,143 --> 00:12:24,477
Me.
381
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,217
Really?
382
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,452
I'm having a press conference
tomorrow afternoon
383
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:35,022
to announce an advisory group
for the antitrust policy.
384
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,489
I'll take questions at the end.
385
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,258
I'll open it up for anything
386
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:40,160
and they will ask me
about Sluman and oil.
387
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,130
Mr. Vice President...
388
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,165
Toby, if you think
I'll be too soft on him
389
00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:46,366
stand in the back of the room.
390
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:48,936
If you don't like what I say,
call Bill Trotter and say
391
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:52,840
"You're on for
tomorrow night."
392
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,878
Would you mind if I prepared
some notes for you?
393
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,412
Oh, not at all.
394
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,114
Would you mind if I
shoved them up your ass?
395
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:06,887
No, sir, I...
396
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,221
Well, thank you, sir.
397
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,157
We appreciate it.
398
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,525
I heard you got the
Family Wellness Act.
399
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:15,428
They're going to schedule
the vote for Friday at noon.
400
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:17,397
You'll have the
bill by 12:05.
401
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,466
( filibuster continues on TV)
402
00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:21,568
Thank you,
Mr. Vice President.
403
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,336
C.J.:
"I'll get back to the cat story
in a second
404
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,372
'cause I have to interrupt
to say this:
405
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,908
If you ever have a free
two hours and are so inclined
406
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,910
try standing up
without leaning on anything
407
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,980
and talking the whole time.
408
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,948
You won't make it.
I wouldn't make it.
409
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:38,018
Stackhouse wasn't supposed
to last 15 minutes.
410
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:39,619
He's 78 years old.
He has a head cold.
411
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,321
This bill is going to pass.
412
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,356
He has no hope, to say nothing
of I can't imagine
413
00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:45,392
what the hell it is
he's fighting for.
414
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,394
Stackhouse wasn't supposed
to last 15 minutes..."
415
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:49,496
STACKHOUSE:
...and that is how you prepare
416
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:54,101
Virginia Green Apple Pie.
417
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:57,237
Let's turn now
to David Copperfield.
418
00:13:57,270 --> 00:14:00,407
"Well, somebody forgot
to tell Stackhouse, Dad
419
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,976
'cause he just went
into hour number eight."
420
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:08,381
STACKHOUSE:
...from 1812 to 1870 began
this... this great work...
421
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:16,189
STACKHOUSE ( on TV ):
"...or whether that station
will be held by anybody else
422
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,092
"these pages must show.
423
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:22,029
"To begin my life with
the beginning of my life
424
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:25,265
"I record I was born, as I have
been informed and believe
425
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,434
"on a Friday at 12:00 at night.
426
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:30,437
"It was remarked that
the clock began to strike
427
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,272
and I began to cry,
simultaneously..."
428
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:34,241
Hey.
429
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,642
Hey.
430
00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:43,383
What are you doing?
431
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,253
Well, it's a little complicated
and indeed difficult to explain
432
00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,487
in layman's terms.
433
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,390
You can put the black
seven on the red eight.
434
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,928
Thanks.
435
00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:57,230
Hey, Sam, who's
your favorite writer?
436
00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,032
Toby.
437
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,334
Who's your favorite
fiction writer?
438
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:03,470
You're listening to him
right now.
439
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:04,604
You like Dickens?
440
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,007
Oh... yeah.
441
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,142
You know, I never got
a chance to say...
442
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:12,112
I mean, I feel bad about
your dad and everything.
443
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,213
Yeah.
444
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,681
We're doing better.
445
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:17,450
You know,
the ice is starting to thaw.
446
00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,987
I'm in the middle of
an e-mail to my father.
447
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,254
Do you talk
to him a lot?
448
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,990
Not enough.
449
00:15:23,023 --> 00:15:24,724
You're going to miss
the last plane.
450
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,360
I'll take Amtrak to Penn Station
and rent a car.
451
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:30,330
Okay. Well, I just came
down to get this coffee.
452
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:31,598
Go back to your e-mail.
453
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,602
Hey, did I hear you got spanked
454
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,505
by some 14-year-old kid
interning at the GAO?
455
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:41,708
I did not get spanked,
and she was 19 years old
456
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,977
and I demonstrated once again
457
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,379
that I am open
to all forms of debate.
458
00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:47,380
With an intern?
459
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:48,548
If need be.
460
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:49,549
Okay.
461
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,718
She was very crafty.
462
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:52,719
Who?
463
00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,288
The intern
from the GAO.
464
00:15:55,322 --> 00:15:56,389
Yeah.
465
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:57,590
Go back to your e-mail.
466
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,059
I am.
Okay.
467
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,227
I'm taking my
coffee with me.
468
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,063
I'll see you upstairs.
469
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,732
STACKHOUSE:
"...and then she made a..."
470
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,301
( coughing )
471
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,570
"Then she made a frown
and a gesture to my mother
472
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:12,739
"like one who was accustomed
to be obeyed
473
00:16:12,772 --> 00:16:15,342
to come open the door..."
474
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:19,546
SAM:
Dear Jackass...
475
00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,681
"'Mrs. David Copperfield,
I think,' said Miss Betsy
476
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,350
"the emphasis referring, perhaps
477
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,152
"to my mother's mourning weeds
478
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,154
"and her condition,
not having been lighted, indeed
479
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:30,423
since my father's funeral."
480
00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:34,461
SAM:
Dear Dad, C.J. Cregg's
writing an e-mail to her
father
481
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,396
to kill time
during a filibuster
482
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:39,199
and it reminded me
that I haven't told you
483
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:42,169
any tales from the White House
in the last few weeks.
484
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,670
Let's start again, okay?
485
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,738
Here's one about
how I got yelled at
486
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,274
by a 19-year-old intern
487
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,276
from the
General Accounting Office.
488
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:51,411
Josh was having
his twice weekly meeting
489
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,745
with Assistant Deputies.
490
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,814
He was basically staffing out
491
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:57,150
in-box material
for the next few days.
492
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,318
I was looking
for a good piece of fruit.
493
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,252
Write this down.
494
00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,321
I-I need you to find out
if sufficient funds
495
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,689
have been appropriated
to the FAA
496
00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,092
to begin work
on data-link communications.
497
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,394
They're going to ask
me what "sufficient
funds" mean.
498
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:08,695
That's when you get me
on the phone. Sam?
499
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,764
What are you doing?
500
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,633
I'm looking
for a piece of fruit.
501
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,635
Can we show you something
from the back or...?
502
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,804
I'm fine.
503
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:19,539
Okay, here's one.
504
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,209
Uh, the White House has been
instructed by Congress
505
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:24,477
to compile a list
of 400 government reports
506
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:27,314
that should be eliminated
as they serve little purpose
507
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:30,250
and cost the taxpayers
hundreds of millions of dollars.
508
00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,552
We'll assume, though
the modifier was dangling
509
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:36,089
they mean the reports
serve little purpose
510
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,657
and not Congress itself.
511
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:38,758
Who wants to lead it?
512
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,293
I will.
513
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:41,361
Right. You're not
in this meeting.
514
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,462
You're shopping for fruit.
515
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:43,463
I'm done with the fruit.
516
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,764
I was listening to you.
517
00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:45,765
You want to do this?
518
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,167
Absolutely.
Why?
519
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,668
'Cause it's insane.
520
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:52,305
We got over 3,000 reports
from federal agencies last year.
521
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,840
Agriculture spent
$40 million
522
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,475
producing
280 reports.
523
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,344
Four years of college,
three years of law school--
524
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,678
I spent 30 bucks at Kinko's.
525
00:17:58,711 --> 00:17:59,846
Give me the thing.
526
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,381
All right, we're done.
527
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:05,318
Let me tell
you people something.
528
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,287
The GAO needs
a little housekeeping
529
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,321
and that's my nickname, okay?
530
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:09,356
I'm the Housekeeper.
531
00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:10,490
Hey.
532
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:11,758
God, that's a
terrible nickname.
533
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,460
I'd start getting used
to it for a while.
534
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,394
Let me talk to you
a second.
535
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,263
I'm not going with
that nickname anymore.
536
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,430
What's going on?
537
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,598
I was just with Hoynes.
538
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,766
About Sluman's testimony?
539
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:20,733
Yeah.
What'd he say?
540
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,502
He defended it.
541
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,636
Isn't that what
you expected?
Yeah.
542
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,772
Did you tell him Bill
Trotter was going...?
Yeah.
543
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:26,639
What'd he say?
544
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,308
He said he wanted
to do it himself.
545
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,177
Really?
Yeah.
546
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:31,678
I don't understand.
547
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,480
He said he's doing
a press conference tomorrow...
548
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,182
Antitrust.
549
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,849
Yeah, and he'll take questions
at the end
550
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,818
and they'll ask
about the Sluman testimony
551
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,653
and he'll step up.
552
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,789
Well, somebody's got
to be there.
553
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,691
Oh... I'm going to be there.
554
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,394
If he ducks,
Trotter goes on in Detroit
555
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:50,197
but still, is it clear to you
what he's doing?
556
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,864
No.
557
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:55,235
Me, neither.
558
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,605
SAM:
Okay, so, I got a team together
and went about the task
559
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,874
of recommending 400 government
reports for elimination.
560
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,543
Report on the use of Pell Grants
for the incarcerated.
561
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,711
What's that?
562
00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,413
Education scholarships
for prisoners.
563
00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,580
Wasn't that program
terminated?
Yeah.
564
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:08,848
But we write
the reports anyway?
565
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,217
Yeah.
Lose it.
566
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,351
Report on
the study
of Route 66.
567
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:12,585
Which tells us...?
568
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:13,953
Condition and
traffic flow
569
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,855
of America's oldest
transcontinental highway.
570
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,258
Anything in there
I don't get from the song?
Nope.
571
00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,826
Lose it.
( exasperated sigh )
572
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:20,960
Excuse me?
573
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,462
I didn't say anything.
574
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,763
You made a little sound there.
575
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,465
Sorry. I'll be out of your way
576
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:26,633
in just a moment.
Okay.
577
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,934
There are tiny
clams or mussels
578
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:28,935
taking over
the Great lakes.
579
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,270
Lose it.
580
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,271
( exasperated sigh )
581
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,705
Can I help you?
582
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:34,874
No, you seem to be screwing
the world up
583
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,276
all by yourself.
584
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:36,976
Who are you?
585
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,711
I'm an intern at the GAO.
586
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,613
It's almost noon. They're going
to be starting the vote.
587
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:42,515
Let's go watch.
Yeah.
588
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,651
Can you stay a second?
589
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,555
You're an intern?
590
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,456
Yes.
591
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,790
What are you, 14 years old?
592
00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,292
I'm 19 years old.
593
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:54,927
And what's your problem
with my cutting reports?
594
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,563
Nothing, other than it being
utterly bogus.
595
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,530
What's your name?
596
00:19:57,564 --> 00:19:58,631
Winnifred Hooper.
597
00:19:58,665 --> 00:19:59,766
Should I call you Winnie?
598
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:00,767
Not unless you want me
to spit at you.
599
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,535
And I don't.
Okay.
600
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,404
Winnifred,
the accounting office tells me
601
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,805
I can save the taxpayers
$3 million
602
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,507
by cutting 400 reports.
603
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,609
Now every American family
can realize their dream
604
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,344
of a college education
for their children
605
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,280
with the penny and a half
you just saved them.
606
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,315
Okay, you know what?
You blow through
these things
607
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,549
like they don't
mean anything.
608
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,650
They don't mean anything.
609
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,651
You're an idiot!
Hey, hey.
610
00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:19,852
You're talking
to senior staff.
611
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,788
Gee, genuflect
when you say that, fella.
612
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,758
"Report on the Obstacles
613
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:27,794
"to State and Local
Training Needs
614
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,497
in the Solid Waste Management
and Resource Recovery."
615
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:31,931
You know
what this is?
Yes.
616
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,800
It's about career
opportunities
for garbagemen.
617
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,368
And what's
wrong with that?
618
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,669
I think it's a tough sell
619
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,771
and I don't need a report
to tell me that.
620
00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:42,275
Do you have any idea
how much MSW this country
generates in a single year?
621
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:42,975
That's...?
622
00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:44,344
Municipal solid waste.
623
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,712
I knew that.
624
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:49,716
209 million tons
of MSW, or 4.3 pounds
625
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,651
per person per day,
and the kicker is
626
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,286
we only have hard
data available
627
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,454
from five years ago.
628
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,389
So the numbers would be
even higher today.
629
00:20:56,423 --> 00:20:57,590
You bet your
boots they would.
630
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:58,958
Trash collectors play
631
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,860
an incredibly important
role in our society.
632
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,562
They start work at 4:00 a.m.
633
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,731
A three-person crew
could service 1,200 homes
634
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,966
in six hours collecting
50,000 pounds of garbage.
635
00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,501
How do you know all that?
636
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:09,669
I've read the report.
637
00:21:09,702 --> 00:21:11,037
You've read the report?
638
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,572
Yes.
Why?
639
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,441
I'm allowed.
Anybody's allowed.
640
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,409
No, I-I mean, why?
641
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:18,010
Well, they're
all sitting in
the office I work in.
642
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:18,911
So it just happens
643
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,780
you read the report
I pulled off the top?
644
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,849
I've read them all.
645
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:24,417
You've read them all?
646
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,952
I-I like to read.
647
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,488
They let me come early
and stay after.
648
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:29,689
( sighs )
649
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:30,857
Mr. Seaborn
650
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:31,691
the bottom line is
651
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,693
because of the low
rate of unemployment
652
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,395
people can be
a lot more choosy
653
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:37,697
and the municipal
sanitation departments
654
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,400
are having trouble
hiring qualified
trash collectors
655
00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:42,034
which I think
you'll agree we need.
656
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,403
Yes.
657
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:44,571
Well, okay.
658
00:21:44,604 --> 00:21:45,772
I have to go back to my room.
659
00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,511
Winnie?
660
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:53,346
Yeah, I said it.
661
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:54,447
Listen, you're talented.
662
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:56,516
When you get out of school,
you should come see me
663
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:58,918
for a job.
664
00:21:58,951 --> 00:22:02,689
I... I-I suppose you're
not a complete loser...
665
00:22:02,722 --> 00:22:04,624
and you write very well.
666
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,626
So, when I get
out of school
667
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,796
you should come see me
for a job.
668
00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,800
( typing on keyboard )
669
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,635
C.J.:
Back to the cat story, Dad.
670
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:16,703
I've done my research
671
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:18,871
and sure enough,
I was quite screwed.
672
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,574
I was in trouble and I needed
to tell someone-- a cohort--
673
00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:23,776
someone whose criminal mind
was equal to my own.
674
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,512
Donna, I need to talk
to you right now.
675
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:26,879
I have to get
these to people.
676
00:22:26,913 --> 00:22:28,080
So, we went to Cairo
last year.
677
00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:29,616
Not me.
678
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:30,950
Right.
I had strep.
679
00:22:30,983 --> 00:22:32,452
I didn't,
which is sad for me.
680
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,620
Are you in trouble?
681
00:22:33,653 --> 00:22:35,455
I may be
in a spot of trouble, yes.
682
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,789
What happened?
683
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:38,958
Hassan Ali gave
the President a gift--
684
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,627
a small ceramic
statue of Bast.
685
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:41,794
Bast?
686
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,162
Bast-- a
cat goddess.
687
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:44,664
She was...
Donna,
did Josh leave?
688
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,832
He went to lunch.
689
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,133
She was the patron
saint of Bubastis
690
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,501
and rose to prominence
691
00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:49,969
during the period of
the 22nd Dynasty.
692
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,137
How do you know all this?
693
00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,138
I looked it up.
694
00:22:52,171 --> 00:22:53,506
The cats in
the temple...
695
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:54,774
What temple?
696
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:57,410
The Temple of Bubastis,
maybe, I don't know.
697
00:22:57,444 --> 00:22:59,612
The cats in the temple
wore jeweled collars.
698
00:22:59,646 --> 00:23:01,113
They were treated royally.
699
00:23:01,147 --> 00:23:04,050
They thought
cats controlled the
movement of the moon.
700
00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:06,185
They had total authority
over royal houses
701
00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,688
because of their ability
to see in the dark.
702
00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:10,890
Anyone who killed a cat
was put to death.
703
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,725
I'm sorry, C.J.,
I'm not...
704
00:23:12,759 --> 00:23:14,861
I broke the damn statue.
705
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,195
Not badly...
706
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,998
but, you know,
in several pieces
707
00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,933
and since it came out
of his own collection
708
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:21,968
breaking the figurine
709
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:23,636
would amount to
a personal affront
710
00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,505
implying he had bad taste
and that the object
711
00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,474
was of little personal
value to the President.
712
00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:29,075
Donna, they're asking for you
back at your desk.
713
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:30,777
How did you break it?
714
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:33,045
The gift officer handed
it to me. I tossed
it in my suitcase.
715
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,081
You tossed it in...?
Do you have any idea
how many pieces of crap
716
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,148
get stuck in the
President's hands
717
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:37,784
every time he leaves
the building?
718
00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:40,687
Didn't the gift officer know
it was a priceless relic?
719
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,722
Well, apparently not
because she handed it to me
720
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:44,491
with a couple of T-shirts
and a box of baklava.
721
00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:45,692
MAN:
Donna.
Yeah.
722
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:46,893
Why are you telling me this?
723
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:48,628
I thought maybe
you'd have an idea.
724
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,229
There's nothing really
I can think of right now
725
00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,964
except to agree that
you're monumentally screwed.
726
00:23:51,998 --> 00:23:53,132
I hate to leave it at that.
727
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:54,501
But you're going to.
Yeah.
728
00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:55,602
What's going on?
729
00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:56,803
It's this phone message
for Josh.
730
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:57,970
Who's it from?
731
00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:58,971
Howard Stackhouse.
732
00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:00,507
Who has my wallet?
733
00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:01,808
Thank you.
734
00:24:01,841 --> 00:24:04,143
DONNA:
Josh.
735
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,479
Did Senator Stackhouse
ask you to meet with
one of his aides?
736
00:24:06,513 --> 00:24:07,547
Yeah.
'Cause I don't
have it down.
737
00:24:07,580 --> 00:24:09,015
Yeah, I'm not
taking it.
Why?
738
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:11,584
He wants an amendment added
to the Family Wellness Act
739
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:13,953
that will allocate money
for autism care and research.
740
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,154
And we don't want to?
741
00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,989
This is what's called
a Christmas tree bill.
742
00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:18,591
Everyone hangs amendments on it.
743
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,126
We just closed it this morning.
744
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:21,894
We try and hang a star on top...
745
00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,730
The tree topples over
and it doesn't pass.
746
00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:25,998
Stackhouse isn't someone who has
a lot of muscle on this, so...
747
00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:27,066
You got this
phone message.
748
00:24:27,099 --> 00:24:28,935
From his office?
From him.
749
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,803
"You're going to
meet with me
750
00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:33,072
or there's not going to be
a vote while I'm alive.
Stackhouse."
751
00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:34,907
Give me that.
752
00:24:34,941 --> 00:24:36,976
( sighs )
753
00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,812
( Stackhouse continues reading
from David Copperfield )
754
00:24:39,846 --> 00:24:41,981
C.J.:
...so maybe it's
the curse of the Bast
755
00:24:42,014 --> 00:24:44,651
that made us not take
the Stackhouse threat
seriously
756
00:24:44,684 --> 00:24:47,720
but whatever the reason,
it's time to take it seriously
757
00:24:47,754 --> 00:24:49,689
'cause he's gassing me
out of time.
758
00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:52,792
Still, I've got two hours
till the 11:00 print deadline
759
00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:54,160
and there's no way.
760
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:56,596
There's no way he goes
another two hours.
761
00:24:56,629 --> 00:25:00,166
Let's move on
to the rules of cards.
762
00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:02,802
There's no way.
763
00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:15,181
JOSH:
The message was pretty cryptic
764
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:17,216
like something
you'd slip to a bank teller
765
00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:19,118
and it was unusual to get it
766
00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,888
directly from a Senator who'd
normally dispatch an aide.
767
00:25:21,921 --> 00:25:23,856
Leo agreed,
but was in no way concerned.
768
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,825
He told me to go ahead
and take the meeting
769
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:27,694
but not to sweat it
770
00:25:27,727 --> 00:25:30,062
and under no circumstances
give anything away.
771
00:25:30,096 --> 00:25:31,798
So I headed up to the Hill
772
00:25:31,831 --> 00:25:34,000
wearing, by the way,
the new shoes you bought me
773
00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,168
which I had never worn before.
774
00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:38,304
Since Dad's not here to do it
775
00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:41,608
I think it's my job to bore you
with history now.
776
00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:45,011
The filibuster's been part
of the parliamentary stratagem
777
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,246
in this country
for over 150 years.
778
00:25:47,279 --> 00:25:50,149
Now, the reason
we weren't sweating Stackhouse
779
00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:52,952
is that Stackhouse
isn't really someone you
sweat.
780
00:25:52,985 --> 00:25:57,289
but he has little influence,
little power and few friends.
781
00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:59,358
So Dad would want me
to tell you
782
00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:02,128
where the word "filibuster"
comes from.
783
00:26:02,161 --> 00:26:04,597
It's from
the Dutch "vry guiter"
784
00:26:04,631 --> 00:26:07,834
which translated literally
means "freebooter"
785
00:26:07,867 --> 00:26:09,969
but what they meant
was "buccaneer."
786
00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:10,970
Afternoon, Senator.
787
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,705
Good afternoon.
788
00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,173
( coughing )
789
00:26:14,206 --> 00:26:15,708
Sounds like a bad cold.
790
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:16,909
It's fine.
791
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:18,611
You taking anything?
792
00:26:18,645 --> 00:26:20,980
I don't want
to talk about my cold.
793
00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:23,382
I want $47 million
to fight autism.
794
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,051
Sir...
Five centers
of excellence
795
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,386
at universities
around the country
796
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,322
to help scientists
coordinate their research
797
00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:33,960
three special units for
autism epidemiology at the CDC
798
00:26:33,993 --> 00:26:35,261
and a centralized
facility
799
00:26:35,294 --> 00:26:36,796
for gene and brain banking.
800
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:38,064
That's $43 million.
801
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:40,232
Senator...
Uh, the other
$4 million
802
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:43,135
is for a federal program
to educate doctors in order
803
00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:46,038
to reduce the staggeringly high
percentage of cases
804
00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:48,140
in which autism is misdiagnosed.
805
00:26:48,174 --> 00:26:49,141
We can't do it.
806
00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:50,242
Of course you can.
807
00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:52,011
You simply pick up the phone,
you call
808
00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:53,279
the Conference
Chairman and...
809
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:54,847
The bill started out
at $2 billion.
810
00:26:54,881 --> 00:26:56,015
It's $6 billion now.
811
00:26:56,048 --> 00:26:57,349
That's right.
812
00:26:57,383 --> 00:27:00,219
So another $47 million
hurts you how?
Sir...
813
00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:02,054
It's eight-tenths of one percent
814
00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:05,057
of a bill aimed at health issues
affecting children
815
00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:06,793
which is roughly
the same
816
00:27:06,826 --> 00:27:09,261
as the percentage of children
affected by autism.
817
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,130
I don't need to tell you
that in these negotiations...
818
00:27:11,163 --> 00:27:12,765
In these
negotiations
819
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:16,102
about a bill aimed at
health issues affecting children
820
00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,771
we've allocated funds
for Alzheimer's, glaucoma
821
00:27:18,805 --> 00:27:20,740
and erectile dysfunction.
822
00:27:20,773 --> 00:27:22,241
Sir...
You know a lot
of two-year-olds
823
00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:23,943
afflicted with that
horrific condition
824
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,277
do you?
825
00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:27,013
There's no doubt
that that's a good point
826
00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:28,981
but in order for us to ensure
827
00:27:29,015 --> 00:27:31,050
that more important things
were in the bill...
828
00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:33,185
So there was
a determination made, hmm?
829
00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:34,320
I'm sorry?
830
00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:36,022
A determination was made
831
00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:37,857
an order of priorities.
832
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,191
Senator, there's going
to be a vote.
833
00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:40,226
The bill's closed.
834
00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:42,962
Open it back up again.
835
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,064
To do that would mean
to postpone the vote
836
00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,233
and everyone's breaking
for the recess, and...
837
00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:50,402
And you want the story
before everyone goes home.
838
00:27:50,436 --> 00:27:52,404
Yeah.
839
00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:54,941
Okay.
840
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:56,709
Sir, the next time around
841
00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:58,344
and there will be
a next time around...
842
00:27:58,377 --> 00:27:59,746
That's all.
843
00:27:59,779 --> 00:28:01,280
I'm done with you now.
844
00:28:01,313 --> 00:28:03,249
JOSH:
And that was that.
845
00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:06,085
TV news reporter:
Also in the news at this hour
846
00:28:06,118 --> 00:28:08,287
parliamentary procedure
in all of its glory
847
00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,957
as a Senate filibuster
watches day turn to night
848
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,759
and possibly
back into day again.
849
00:28:12,792 --> 00:28:15,361
78-year-old Minnesota Senator
Howard Stackhouse
850
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:18,364
stands alone tonight in the well
of the Senate Chamber
851
00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:21,400
as his colleagues somewhat
impatiently wait for a vote
852
00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:24,403
that was scheduled to take place
more than nine hours ago.
853
00:28:24,436 --> 00:28:26,873
Stackhouse, a five-term senator
who once...
854
00:28:26,906 --> 00:28:29,041
Hey, Zach?
Yeah?
855
00:28:29,075 --> 00:28:31,143
You guys record the news feeds
coming in, right?
Yeah.
856
00:28:31,177 --> 00:28:33,145
Could I get a dub
of the B-roll they're showing
857
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:34,413
on the Stackhouse story?
858
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,282
It's three or four seconds,
it's a campaign stop
859
00:28:36,315 --> 00:28:37,984
and his grandchildren
are with him.
860
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:40,186
The voice-over is talking about
his seven grandchildren.
861
00:28:40,219 --> 00:28:41,253
Sure, what's
the problem?
862
00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:42,354
It's nothing.
863
00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:44,023
I'll have it sent
up in a few minutes.
864
00:28:44,056 --> 00:28:45,091
Thanks.
Donna.
865
00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:46,859
You're booked
tomorrow morning
866
00:28:46,893 --> 00:28:48,828
8:55, United, direct
to West Palm Beach.
867
00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:49,929
Which gets in at...?
868
00:28:49,962 --> 00:28:51,430
12:58.
869
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,132
It's still a 70-
mile drive to
Port Saint Lucie.
870
00:28:53,165 --> 00:28:54,266
I'll miss the game.
871
00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:55,868
I thought
they weren't playing yet.
872
00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:56,803
It's an exhibition game.
873
00:28:56,836 --> 00:28:58,070
You're flying to Florida
874
00:28:58,104 --> 00:28:59,205
to see the Mets
play another team
875
00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:00,406
in a game that
doesn't count?
876
00:29:00,439 --> 00:29:01,874
Actually,
it's an intra-squad game.
877
00:29:01,908 --> 00:29:03,810
So, you're
flying to Florida
878
00:29:03,843 --> 00:29:06,045
to see the Mets play each other
in a game that doesn't count.
879
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:07,279
Yeah.
880
00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:08,781
Okay. Uh, there's
a Continental flight
881
00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:09,949
out of Dulles at 7:00 a.m.
882
00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:11,283
You change planes in Newark.
883
00:29:11,317 --> 00:29:13,152
I got to fly to New Jersey
to get to Palm Beach?
884
00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:14,020
Look...
Whatever.
885
00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:16,188
Just make sure
that tomorrow morning...
886
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,456
Mike Piazza calls you "dude."
887
00:29:17,489 --> 00:29:20,059
Yes.
888
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:22,261
What are
you doing?
889
00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,964
I'm writing an e-mail
to my mother.
890
00:29:24,997 --> 00:29:26,065
Why?
891
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,066
To thank her
892
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:28,434
for a pair of shoes she sent me.
893
00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:30,903
Your mother sent you shoes?
894
00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:32,371
Donna, please,
try and keep it...
895
00:29:32,404 --> 00:29:33,973
That is the sweetest thing...
896
00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:35,407
Donna...
897
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:37,476
Okay.
898
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:41,447
JOSH:
Donna says hi, Mom.
899
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,282
Anyway, I didn't think much
900
00:29:43,315 --> 00:29:45,484
about the meeting
with Stackhouse afterward.
901
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,253
There are always
going to be people
902
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:49,021
who don't get what they want.
903
00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:50,356
I was thinking
about other things.
904
00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:52,959
Like Toby, I was puzzled
as to why the Vice President
905
00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:54,326
who made his money
from the oil industry
906
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,062
who champions the oil industry
907
00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:57,063
would volunteer to admonish
the oil industry.
908
00:29:57,096 --> 00:29:58,097
Uh, Steve.
909
00:29:58,130 --> 00:29:59,431
Sir, I'm sure you're aware
910
00:29:59,465 --> 00:30:02,134
that Philip Sluman
testified before the FTC
911
00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:03,469
that the Bartlet
Administration's
912
00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:06,072
relentless pursuit
of stricter emissions standards
913
00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:08,507
in the form of additives is why
we're seeing price spikes.
914
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,976
Yeah.
915
00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:11,878
Would you comment on that?
916
00:30:11,911 --> 00:30:15,381
Yeah. Our relentless pursuit
of cleaner air standards
917
00:30:15,414 --> 00:30:17,583
has resulted
in lower asthma rates
918
00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:20,519
and the cleanest air
in California in 50 years.
919
00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:22,121
It costs
marginally more
920
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,290
to refine fuel
with additives
921
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:27,126
but the costs
are being passed on to consumers
922
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,961
at an outrageous price.
923
00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:30,262
WOMAN:
Mr. Vice President...
924
00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:30,829
Uh, yeah, Chris.
925
00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:32,198
Are you accusing members
926
00:30:32,231 --> 00:30:33,632
of the PPA of price gouging?
927
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:36,435
Well, some of these CEOs
are old friends of mine
928
00:30:36,468 --> 00:30:39,438
but, uh, I can tell you they do
know how to turn a profit.
929
00:30:39,471 --> 00:30:41,107
Now, they'll claim
that prices will
930
00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:42,909
go back down after
production increases...
931
00:30:42,942 --> 00:30:44,610
JOSH:
Hoynes just kept hammering away
932
00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:46,645
and I was reminded for a minute
933
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:49,348
how close he came
to being elected President.
934
00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:51,617
Toby said it was an impressive
display from Hoynes
935
00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:53,252
but couldn't get past
the question
936
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:55,221
of why he volunteered to do it.
937
00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:56,388
And if you're wondering
938
00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:58,925
what the President does
during a filibuster
939
00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:00,993
I don't know,
'cause this is our first
940
00:31:01,027 --> 00:31:02,261
but at the moment
941
00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:04,430
he's in his private dining room
having dinner.
942
00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:06,365
There's a famous French chef
visiting
943
00:31:06,398 --> 00:31:08,901
and every time he comes,
he cooks for the President.
944
00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:10,069
( knocking )
Leo.
945
00:31:10,102 --> 00:31:10,970
Good evening, sir.
946
00:31:11,003 --> 00:31:11,971
You busy?
947
00:31:12,004 --> 00:31:13,172
What do you need?
948
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,073
Come have dinner with me.
949
00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:15,441
Why?
950
00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:17,209
Pierre Boileau
is cooking tonight.
951
00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:18,644
You want to have dinner?
952
00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:20,079
What's he serving?
953
00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:21,213
That's your answer?
954
00:31:21,247 --> 00:31:22,648
I'm just asking.
955
00:31:22,681 --> 00:31:24,951
Well, I can tell you
that the man specializes
956
00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:27,486
in a reinterpretation
of classic Provencal cuisine.
957
00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:30,656
Cassoulet,
Duck with green olives...
958
00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:32,191
Yeah?
Saffron chicken.
959
00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:33,926
I haven't had
a good saffron chicken
960
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,061
in quite some time.
961
00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:36,395
Well, don't you think
you deserve one?
962
00:31:36,428 --> 00:31:37,063
Yes.
963
00:31:37,096 --> 00:31:39,298
His specialty is his dessert
964
00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:40,967
Tomate de Saltambique.
965
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,970
That's going to be
a big, seedless beefsteak tomato
966
00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:47,439
stewed for three hours in creme
de caramel and stuffed with...
967
00:31:47,473 --> 00:31:50,109
Passion fruit,
kiwi and hazelnuts, and...
968
00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:51,978
Served on
a pomegranate reduction, yes.
969
00:31:52,011 --> 00:31:53,212
Let's go.
970
00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:54,313
Leave the
cell phone.
971
00:31:54,346 --> 00:31:55,447
I'm taking my phone.
972
00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:56,983
We're not leaving
the building.
973
00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:57,984
People can find you.
974
00:31:58,017 --> 00:31:59,185
Let's go.
What's he onto now?
975
00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:00,953
The rules of blackjack.
976
00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:02,488
PRESIDENT:
Oh, brother.
977
00:32:02,521 --> 00:32:03,689
Don't worry about it.
978
00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,657
Could Howard Stackhouse
possibly be
979
00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:07,526
a bigger horse's patoot?
980
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:10,229
I don't know what part
of a horse that is exactly
981
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:12,631
but I've always thought
he was a decent guy.
982
00:32:12,664 --> 00:32:14,600
He's a curmudgeon,
a grouchy old crank.
983
00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:15,968
So are we.
You are.
984
00:32:16,002 --> 00:32:17,069
I am full of mirth.
985
00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:18,370
Okay.
986
00:32:18,404 --> 00:32:19,638
He was all over me
the first year.
987
00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,107
He called me
"Bartlet the Inert."
988
00:32:21,140 --> 00:32:22,975
That was
pretty funny.
989
00:32:23,009 --> 00:32:25,211
I'm a reformer. I'm the
most liberal President
he's ever served under.
990
00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:26,612
His hero, Hubert Humphrey,
once, you know...
991
00:32:26,645 --> 00:32:28,014
Shook your hand.
That's right.
992
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:32,684
I feel bad.
993
00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:34,286
Why?
994
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,554
His wife died
a few years ago.
995
00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:36,722
I didn't go
to the funeral.
996
00:32:36,755 --> 00:32:38,290
Why?
997
00:32:38,324 --> 00:32:40,259
I was kind of busy
running for President, Leo.
998
00:32:40,292 --> 00:32:41,060
That's right.
999
00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:43,162
Tomate de Saltambique,
my friend.
1000
00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:44,330
Yes, indeed.
1001
00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:45,431
Good evening.
1002
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:47,733
Hi. Hang on.
1003
00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:50,702
They thought
I was going
1004
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:52,338
to be eating
with Abbey, so...
1005
00:32:52,371 --> 00:32:54,340
Yeah.
1006
00:32:54,373 --> 00:32:56,575
We'll just, you know,
pretend there's
no candlelight.
1007
00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:58,644
Or that we're not paranoid
homophobes in any way.
1008
00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:00,312
Yeah.
1009
00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:02,681
( phone ringing )
1010
00:33:02,714 --> 00:33:04,250
Yeah.
1011
00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:05,184
Leo, you have a deputy
1012
00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:07,586
who's, frankly, a lot
smarter than you are.
1013
00:33:07,619 --> 00:33:09,288
Whatever it is,
let him handle it.
1014
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,322
Who are you talking to?
1015
00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:11,690
My deputy.
1016
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:12,724
Oh.
Yeah.
1017
00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:14,726
What does he say?
1018
00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:18,397
He says
there's no end in sight.
1019
00:33:18,430 --> 00:33:20,432
Okay, let's eat.
1020
00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:31,377
( Stackhouse filibustering )
1021
00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:34,213
C.J.?
Yeah.
1022
00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:36,315
Listen, I was looking at
the B-roll they're showing
1023
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:37,683
on the Stackhouse story
1024
00:33:37,716 --> 00:33:39,685
and there's something
that struck me as odd.
1025
00:33:39,718 --> 00:33:41,187
What?
1026
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,288
They show
two different events
1027
00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:43,289
during his last campaign
1028
00:33:43,322 --> 00:33:45,291
and his grandchildren
are next to him on stage.
1029
00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:46,292
He's got seven of them.
1030
00:33:46,325 --> 00:33:47,493
What's the problem?
1031
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,561
There are only six
in the shot.
1032
00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:51,730
I don't think this is
what we think it is.
1033
00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:53,765
I don't think he's
just being ornery.
1034
00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:58,204
I think he
has a grandson
who's autistic.
1035
00:33:58,237 --> 00:34:01,107
Oh, holy hell.
1036
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:02,641
Tell Josh.
Find out for sure.
1037
00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:04,476
Yeah.
1038
00:34:04,510 --> 00:34:05,611
STEWARD:
More brandy, sir?
1039
00:34:05,644 --> 00:34:06,778
Nah, I'm fine.
1040
00:34:06,812 --> 00:34:08,314
I hope the First Lady's
1041
00:34:08,347 --> 00:34:09,548
not feeling ill
this evening.
1042
00:34:09,581 --> 00:34:12,084
No, she's up at the
Manchester house.
1043
00:34:12,118 --> 00:34:13,452
Very good, sir.
1044
00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:15,154
No, it really sucks,
but thanks.
1045
00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:16,188
Yes, sir.
1046
00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:20,826
Did you hear that?
1047
00:34:20,859 --> 00:34:21,860
He said,
"Very good, sir."
1048
00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:23,362
Where do they
learn that?
1049
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:24,796
Yeah. I'm sorry?
1050
00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:27,366
Nothing.
1051
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,235
I'm sure that was moved
for a reason.
1052
00:34:29,268 --> 00:34:31,370
We're prepping
for a G-8 with Barney
1053
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,139
and we're going
to Tel Aviv.
1054
00:34:33,172 --> 00:34:35,374
I just feel like
we don't talk anymore.
1055
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,675
Tel Aviv's
the week after.
1056
00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:37,643
What?
1057
00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:39,645
See, you're not even listening.
1058
00:34:41,913 --> 00:34:44,150
Ben, let me call you back.
1059
00:34:47,453 --> 00:34:49,355
What's your problem?
1060
00:34:49,388 --> 00:34:52,158
I'm just saying we work all
day and then the day's over
1061
00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:54,860
and we go out to dinner
and you're still working
1062
00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:56,662
and, you know,
I'm sitting here.
1063
00:34:56,695 --> 00:34:59,498
No time to talk.
1064
00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:01,233
You know,
conversations like this
1065
00:35:01,267 --> 00:35:03,302
are the reason I got divorced.
1066
00:35:03,335 --> 00:35:05,437
No, it's not.
1067
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:13,412
( clears throat )
1068
00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:17,149
Sir...
1069
00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:20,719
what's wrong?
1070
00:35:20,752 --> 00:35:23,322
I made...
1071
00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:24,423
Uh... I'm fine, Billy.
1072
00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:38,337
I made a deal with Abbey...
1073
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:40,506
'cause of my thing.
1074
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:43,809
One term?
1075
00:35:49,415 --> 00:35:50,849
My thing, by the way,
is the reason
1076
00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:53,219
that Hoynes stepped up on oil.
1077
00:35:53,252 --> 00:35:55,687
'Cause he thinks maybe...
1078
00:35:55,721 --> 00:35:58,290
Yeah.
1079
00:35:58,324 --> 00:36:00,392
It was three years ago.
1080
00:36:00,426 --> 00:36:01,460
She can't expect...
1081
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,362
( cell phone ringing )
1082
00:36:03,395 --> 00:36:05,731
( sighs )
1083
00:36:05,764 --> 00:36:07,699
Yeah.
1084
00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:12,338
Yeah.
1085
00:36:14,240 --> 00:36:15,474
It's C.J.
1086
00:36:15,507 --> 00:36:18,677
Stackhouse has
an autistic grandson.
1087
00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:22,748
( sighs ):
Let's go.
1088
00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:24,650
C.J., we're coming up.
1089
00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:29,821
Charlie?
1090
00:36:29,855 --> 00:36:31,223
He's just coming over.
1091
00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:32,358
Thanks. Can we wait?
1092
00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:33,759
Yeah. Look, C.J.,
one of us
1093
00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:35,427
is going to have to tell
the President
1094
00:36:35,461 --> 00:36:36,528
that the statue's broken.
1095
00:36:36,562 --> 00:36:37,796
It's not broken.
It is broken.
1096
00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:38,797
She Crazy Glued it
back together.
1097
00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:40,832
You Crazy Glued it?
I didn't know
what it was.
1098
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:42,401
I needed a
potpourri holder.
1099
00:36:42,434 --> 00:36:44,503
I have the ancient
curse of Bast on me
1100
00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,505
so get off
my back, Sparky.
1101
00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,674
Okay, but when you tell him,
I'd leave out the Crazy Glue.
1102
00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,676
And potpourri, right?
Yeah.
1103
00:36:50,709 --> 00:36:52,611
Here we go.
1104
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:54,313
How does he not just tell me?
1105
00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:56,315
Sir...
How does he not
come to me and say
1106
00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:58,784
"Jed, this is my grandson and
there are lots more like him
1107
00:36:58,817 --> 00:37:01,019
and there are lots more to come.
Can you help us out?
1108
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:03,522
Because he...
Damn it, he knows we
would've gotten it done.
1109
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:04,990
Why doesn't he tell me...?
1110
00:37:05,023 --> 00:37:06,892
Because he doesn't
want to make political hay
1111
00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:08,494
out of his grandson,
which is commendable.
1112
00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:09,828
Nah, he's a crank.
1113
00:37:09,861 --> 00:37:11,763
Good evening,
Mr. President.
1114
00:37:11,797 --> 00:37:12,831
Hey.
1115
00:37:12,864 --> 00:37:14,500
Hey, Donna,
you need something?
1116
00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:16,335
Donna's the one who
started sniffing around it.
1117
00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:18,637
C.J., that phone message
was for real.
1118
00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:20,406
He's not going to stop
till he drops.
1119
00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:21,340
He might.
1120
00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:22,974
C.J., let me tell you something.
1121
00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:25,277
Don't ever, ever
1122
00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:26,945
underestimate
the will of a grandfather.
1123
00:37:26,978 --> 00:37:28,447
We're madmen;
we don't give a damn.
1124
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,582
We got here before you
and they'll be here after.
1125
00:37:30,616 --> 00:37:32,984
We'll make enemies, we'll break
laws, we'll break bones
1126
00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:36,788
but you will not mess
with the grandchildren.
1127
00:37:36,822 --> 00:37:38,990
There was quite a bit of sugar
in the creme de caramel.
1128
00:37:39,024 --> 00:37:39,991
Yeah.
1129
00:37:40,025 --> 00:37:41,427
C.J....
1130
00:37:41,460 --> 00:37:43,695
if I told you
to screw the print deadline
1131
00:37:43,729 --> 00:37:45,431
what would you want to do
1132
00:37:45,464 --> 00:37:46,298
right now?
1133
00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:47,699
I'd want to see
1134
00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:50,636
if there was a way
I could help him out.
1135
00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:51,970
Give him some dignity, right?
1136
00:37:52,003 --> 00:37:53,505
And give him a rest. The guy's
1137
00:37:53,539 --> 00:37:54,540
going to collapse
out there.
1138
00:37:54,573 --> 00:37:55,574
Yes, sir.
1139
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:56,708
Screw the print deadline. Leo?
1140
00:37:56,742 --> 00:37:57,876
Look...
1141
00:37:57,909 --> 00:37:59,645
We will talk about
the other thing later.
1142
00:37:59,678 --> 00:38:01,347
I'm just asking how
we're going to do this.
1143
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:02,548
Excuse me.
1144
00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:03,715
The Chairman'll
gavel him off
1145
00:38:03,749 --> 00:38:04,850
if he stops
talking or sits.
1146
00:38:04,883 --> 00:38:05,817
Excuse me.
1147
00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:09,888
What are you doing?
1148
00:38:09,921 --> 00:38:11,022
I didn't know
if I'm supposed to...
1149
00:38:11,056 --> 00:38:12,824
We usually don't
raise our hands.
1150
00:38:12,858 --> 00:38:14,426
Though it's not the worst idea
in the world.
1151
00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:16,762
The Senator's allowed
to yield for a question
1152
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:18,029
without yielding the floor.
1153
00:38:18,063 --> 00:38:19,865
What do you mean?
He's allowed
to yield
1154
00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:20,999
for a question
without yielding the floor.
1155
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:28,640
I was in the House. I know
nothing about Senate rules.
1156
00:38:28,674 --> 00:38:31,377
Yes, sir, but Josh does,
and he likes to explain
things, and, well, I let him.
1157
00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:32,711
I'm pretty sure
it's true, sir.
1158
00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:34,680
What time is it?
Let's wake up a
parliamentarian.
1159
00:38:34,713 --> 00:38:35,681
Yeah, but the problem is
1160
00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:37,949
the only people who ask
questions are Senators.
1161
00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,918
We'll get one of them
to walk in there. Charlie!
1162
00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:41,820
The Senate wants to go
home. They want a vote.
1163
00:38:41,853 --> 00:38:43,121
Yes, sir?
I want to call
Senators.
1164
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,556
We'll start
with our friends.
1165
00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:45,824
When we're done with those two
1166
00:38:45,857 --> 00:38:46,825
we'll go on to the other 98.
1167
00:38:46,858 --> 00:38:48,827
Yes, sir.
C.J.:
Charlie.
1168
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,429
Start with the grandfathers.
Yes, ma'am.
1169
00:38:50,462 --> 00:38:52,398
There's no damn holiday
for us, either.
1170
00:38:52,431 --> 00:38:54,366
We'll be in
the dining room.
1171
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,101
C.J., no kidding,
make this happen.
1172
00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:57,068
Yes, sir.
1173
00:38:57,936 --> 00:38:59,571
( quietly ):
Oh, and I broke
1174
00:38:59,605 --> 00:39:00,972
your statue.
1175
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:02,107
I don't think
he heard you.
1176
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:04,142
No.
1177
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,578
The water peaked at
3,690 feet last month
1178
00:39:06,612 --> 00:39:09,147
because of an uncontrolled
release from Lake Powell.
1179
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:10,849
You mean the uncontrolled
release of Lake Powell.
1180
00:39:10,882 --> 00:39:12,017
I suppose.
1181
00:39:12,050 --> 00:39:13,485
I am going home.
1182
00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:14,786
Good night, sir.
Good night.
1183
00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:16,622
Mr. Vice President.
1184
00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:17,889
Didn't I do it right?
1185
00:39:17,923 --> 00:39:20,459
No, sir, you did
it very well. I
appreciate it.
1186
00:39:20,492 --> 00:39:21,627
Yeah.
1187
00:39:21,660 --> 00:39:23,061
I'm sure you know
I was curious
1188
00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:24,996
about why you'd volunteer
for something like that.
1189
00:39:25,030 --> 00:39:26,832
Yeah.
1190
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:29,435
So I got ahold of
some private polling
you've had done.
1191
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:30,536
Oh.
1192
00:39:30,569 --> 00:39:32,070
Yeah?
1193
00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:34,540
A significant
number of people
1194
00:39:34,573 --> 00:39:37,776
are concerned over
your close ties to big oil.
1195
00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:40,045
Well, not anymore.
1196
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:43,114
Yeah, but what
I was wondering
1197
00:39:43,148 --> 00:39:46,151
was why did you put
the poll in the field at all?
1198
00:39:48,554 --> 00:39:52,991
Mr. Vice President,
what do you know that I don't?
1199
00:39:53,024 --> 00:39:56,995
Toby, the total tonnage
of what I know that you don't
1200
00:39:57,028 --> 00:39:59,731
could stun a team of oxen
in its tracks.
1201
00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:00,999
Good night.
1202
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,603
( engine starts )
1203
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,909
C.J.:
And then came
the big moment, Dad.
1204
00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:12,277
JOSH:
Everyone was enlisted.
1205
00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:14,212
SAM:
You called whoever
you had a relationship with
1206
00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:15,246
and if you didn't get anywhere
1207
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,882
they got a call
from the President.
1208
00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:18,183
Do I have your word
on that, Sarah?
1209
00:40:18,216 --> 00:40:19,384
JOSH:
We'd been at it 20 minutes
1210
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,952
and we were coming up
with nothing until...
1211
00:40:20,986 --> 00:40:22,854
Got it!
1212
00:40:22,888 --> 00:40:24,523
SAM:
Senator Tom Grissom
of Washington State was headed
1213
00:40:24,556 --> 00:40:25,724
from his office to the Chamber.
1214
00:40:25,757 --> 00:40:27,058
C.J.:
...and everybody
started flooding
1215
00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:29,461
into the Communications Bullpen
to see what would happen.
1216
00:40:29,495 --> 00:40:30,696
SAM:
...the problem being
1217
00:40:30,729 --> 00:40:32,698
of course, that Stackhouse
would have to know
1218
00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:34,733
as much about rules
of procedure as Donna had
1219
00:40:34,766 --> 00:40:36,668
and not think we were
trying to screw him.
1220
00:40:36,702 --> 00:40:38,637
JOSH:
We stared at 14 different
television sets
1221
00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:40,972
while calculating in our heads
the time it would take Grissom
1222
00:40:41,006 --> 00:40:42,841
to walk from his office
to the floor.
1223
00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:44,843
C.J.:
And we were in frozen silence
1224
00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:46,645
while we listened
to the rules of blackjack.
1225
00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:48,680
...unless you
are counting cards.
1226
00:40:48,714 --> 00:40:50,482
C.J.:
And then it happened.
1227
00:40:50,516 --> 00:40:52,250
GRISSOM:
Point of order, Mr. Chairman.
1228
00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:54,019
CHAIRMAN:
Mr. Grissom?
1229
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:59,691
Will the Senator
yield for a question?
1230
00:40:59,725 --> 00:41:01,627
Come on.
1231
00:41:05,063 --> 00:41:06,097
Mr. Stackhouse?
1232
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:07,799
Come on.
1233
00:41:10,035 --> 00:41:15,106
Trust me just this once,
you grouchy old son of a bitch.
1234
00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:17,208
Mr. Chairman, I yield
1235
00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:19,978
to the Senator from Washington
1236
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:21,813
for a question.
1237
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:25,250
GRISSOM:
My question is in 22 parts
1238
00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:27,786
and might take quite a while.
1239
00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:30,255
Perhaps you'd like to sit and
have some water while I ask it.
1240
00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:34,826
( cheering )
1241
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:37,128
C.J.:
And that was it.
1242
00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:39,130
Grissom gave him a rest,
and an opportunity
1243
00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:41,266
to answer some real questions
about autism
1244
00:41:41,299 --> 00:41:43,802
and when Grissom was done,
McNamara took over
1245
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,237
and after McNamara came
Gianelli, grandfathers all.
1246
00:41:46,271 --> 00:41:48,206
I'm going to have
to finish this up now
1247
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,809
and go into the press room
and explain what happened.
1248
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:53,111
There'll be no vote tonight
and the Senate will go home
1249
00:41:53,144 --> 00:41:55,313
for the week,
and since Stackhouse...
1250
00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:57,048
JOSH:
...with our help,
blew the print deadline anyway
1251
00:41:57,082 --> 00:41:57,916
there's really no reason...
1252
00:41:57,949 --> 00:41:59,150
SAM:
...for Josh not to go back
1253
00:41:59,184 --> 00:42:01,286
to the Conference Chairman
and reopen the bill.
1254
00:42:01,319 --> 00:42:03,188
C.J.:
There are so many days here
1255
00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:07,058
where you can't imagine that
anything good will ever happen.
1256
00:42:07,092 --> 00:42:09,094
JOSH:
You're buried under
a black fog of partisanship
1257
00:42:09,127 --> 00:42:11,863
and self-promotion
and stupidity...
1258
00:42:11,897 --> 00:42:15,033
SAM:
...and a brand of politics
that's just plain mean.
1259
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:17,969
C.J.:
Yes, Hoynes had us nervous with
all his admonishment of big oil
1260
00:42:18,003 --> 00:42:19,871
and yes, the President
was making us nervous, too
1261
00:42:19,905 --> 00:42:21,640
but that's for tomorrow
1262
00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:23,975
'cause tonight I've seen a man
with no legs stay standing, Dad
1263
00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:25,911
and a guy with no voice
keep shouting
1264
00:42:25,944 --> 00:42:28,714
and if politics brings out
the worst in people
1265
00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:30,649
then maybe people
bring out the best
1266
00:42:30,682 --> 00:42:32,718
'cause I'm looking
at the TV right now
1267
00:42:32,751 --> 00:42:35,086
and damn if 28 U.S. Senators
1268
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,055
haven't just walked
onto the floor to help.
1269
00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,324
I'll catch the first plane out
in the morning
1270
00:42:39,357 --> 00:42:41,627
and if you wouldn't mind
not turning 70 until tomorrow
1271
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,694
that'd be great.
1272
00:42:42,728 --> 00:42:44,663
In the meantime,
I love you so much.
1273
00:42:44,696 --> 00:42:45,931
Your daughter, Claudia.
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