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He's a lunatic.
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He's colorful.
He's certifiable.
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Who?
Lord John Marbury.
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You really going to let him
loose in the White House
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where there's
liquor and women?
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We can hide the women
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but the man deserves a drink.
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Allow me to present myself.
Lord John Marbury.
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I was summoned
by your President.
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Yes. We've met
ten or 12 times.
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I'm Leo McGarry.
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I thought you were the butler.
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You're the one
who's been saying
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we need
a radical approach.
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Yes, yes, I have
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and I got shouted down
in every meeting.
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I prefer not
to paint a picture
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in the interest
of great oratory.
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The year is one week old
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the legislative session
hasn't begun
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and we can't put a fork
full of waffles in our mouth
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without coughing up
the ball.
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You got beat.
Yes.
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Figure it out; tell me
what you're going to do.
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( indecipherable
radio communications )
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Yeah.
Are we patched
into the Pentagon?
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Yeah.
We can hear them?
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We can hear
what they're
saying at Command?
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Yeah.
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Why can't
I hear anything?
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Guys, why aren't we
hearing anything?
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MAN 1:
15 seconds to target launch.
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Okay, why don't
you just tell me
to shut up?
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MAN 2:
We have a target
launch sequence. Go flight.
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Kwajalein Atoll, how do you
read?
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MAN 3:
We read you 5 by 5, Command.
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Positive target launch sequence.
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Here we go.
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MAN 1:
Target launch in five...
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four, three...
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two...
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Target is aloft.
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MAN 2:
We confirm target launch.
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How long do I have?
Two minutes, ten seconds.
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I'm going to see
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if I can get the President
to watch this.
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Mr. Sumatra, I understand
you're a sports fan.
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Yes, sir, Mr. President. Golf.
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Okay, well, golf's not a sport.
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It's fine-- don't get me wrong--
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but let's not you and I confuse
it with things that men do.
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Yes, sir.
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We're going to Bangkok
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in June, I think.
June, Charlie?
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Yes, sir.
You're staying
at the Oriental.
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Best hotel
in the world, right?
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Your own James Michener
wrote many of his books
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at the Oriental
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and one of his
typewriters remains
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in the suite
they named for him.
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Is that right?
Yes, sir.
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Make sure I see that.
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Yes, sir.
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Tom?
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Mr. President,
it is with pleasure
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that I present
His Excellency
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Tada Sumatra
of Thailand
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and, by request of
the Secretary of State
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ask that you accept
his credentials
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from King Bhumibol Adulyadej
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as Thailand's Ambassador
to the United States.
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Mr. Sumatra,
I accept your
Letter of Credence
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from King Adulyadej
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and, by affixing
my signature and seal
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do hereby declare you to be
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an Ambassador
Extraordinary
and Plenipotentiary.
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May our people know
peace and prosperity.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you, Mr. President.
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We've got some gifts,
and we'll stand
for pictures.
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Ambassador,
right here.
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Madam, congratulations.
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He's got about
another two minutes
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and then
I've got to pull him.
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Okay.
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Hey, Charlie,
is he done?
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He's got about
another two minutes.
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I'd like him in
the Situation Room.
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Can I pull him?
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Shall I tell him
it's an emergency?
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It's not
an emergency
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just time-sensitive.
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Okay.
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What are
you looking at?
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You're testing
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that preposterous
contraption again.
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It's not
preposterous
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it's not
a contraption
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and mind your
own business.
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In my day, we knew
how to protect ourselves.
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In your day, you
could pretty much
turn back the Indians
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with a Daniel Boone
musket, couldn't you?
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Ah, sarcasm--
the grumpy man's wit.
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Sharpen a pencil,
would you?
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What's up?
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The target's
in the air.
They're going
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to launch
the intercept
any moment.
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And I'm sure somebody
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will come along soon thereafter
and tell me it didn't work.
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Why do you take
that attitude?
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'Cause it's
not going to work.
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What do I get
if it works?
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Yes.
What do you get?
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Well, I can't make you
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Thailand's Ambassador
to the U.S.
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'cause I just signed
that guy's letter.
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Come with me to
the Situation Room.
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You know what you are?
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You are the Charlie Brown
of missile defense.
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The Pentagon is Lucy.
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I'm not familiar
with the reference, sir.
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Peanuts--
Charlie Brown.
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I've heard of them.
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I'm just not
conversant in them.
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Why?
I've never read
the comics.
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Leo, were you born
at the age of 55?
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I know that
there's a dog.
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Charlie Brown wanted
to kick a football
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and Lucy would hold it
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except she'd pull it
away at the last minute
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and Charlie Brown
would fall on his butt.
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That's funny?
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No, but each time
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Lucy would find a way
to convince Charlie Brown
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that this time she wouldn't
pull the ball away
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but she would
and, once again
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Charlie Brown would
fall on his butt.
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And that's funny?
It's satirical.
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What's it satirizing?
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The DOD bringing you
to the Situation Room
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every time they run
a new missile test
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so that you
can come tell me
how great it works
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so I'll put money
in the NMD system.
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You should put money
in the NMD system.
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It doesn't work.
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It will work--
one day, soon.
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There are a couple
of three-star
generals in there.
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Call them Lucy and
you're on your own.
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Good morning,
Mr. President.
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Hey, where are we?
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The Kill Vehicle
is on a clear trajectory.
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What's its time
to the target?
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50 seconds.
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Colonel, could you
walk the President through?
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Yes, sir.
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Mr. President,
approximately
three minutes ago
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a missile was launched
with a simulated
nuclear warhead
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from the Kwajalein Atoll
in the South Pacific.
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And it's going to hit my garage
in New Hampshire exactly when?
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Sir, once the missile
cleared cloud cover
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it was detected by
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the early warning
satellites, which
launched an interceptor
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or Kill Vehicle.
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MAN 1:
Ten seconds to SRB sep.
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OFFICER:
"SRB sep" is "Solid Rocket
Booster separation."
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That means the high-resolution
radar on the ground
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has gotten a "lock-on" signal
from the Kill Vehicle.
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MAN 1:
Go SRB sep.
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MAN 2:
Confirm Solid Rocket
Booster Separation.
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MAN 1:
Kill Vehicle's away.
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MAN 3:
20 seconds to target intercept.
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MAN 1:
Go Flight.
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So what happens now?
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In 20 seconds, it collides
with the nuclear warhead.
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Where?
Outer space.
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17 miles above the
Earth's atmosphere.
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But we don't have anybody
out there right now, do we?
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MAN 1:
Ten seconds to intercept.
Sir...
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When we stay at
the Oriental in Bangkok
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we have to check out
James Michener's typewriter.
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MAN 1:
Intercept in five...
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Here we go.
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MAN 1:
three...
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two... one...
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Is that silence usually
a pretty good sign?
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No.
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MAN 1:
Negative intercept.
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Have we got sensor readings?
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No.
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MAN 1:
Negative intercept.
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KM warhead has overshot
its target.
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It was just enthusiastic.
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By how much?
Uh, Leo...
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By how much did it
miss the target?
Colonel?
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One-three-seven.
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We missed it by 137 feet?
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Miles.
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We missed it by 137 miles?
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When you consider
the size of outer space,
Leo, that's not so bad.
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Sir...
By the way, the words
you're looking for are
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"Oh, good grief."
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C.J.:
For those of you
who haven't seen it
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it's a very lovely ceremony.
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It's relatively informal.
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The ambassadors are led
into the Oval Office
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probably with a few friends
and family.
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They chat for a few moments
with the President
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maybe exchange some gifts,
and they're officially presented
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by the State Department's
Chief of Protocol
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who asks the President to accept
the ambassador's credentials
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and the President signs
a letter to that effect. Yes.
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C.J., you're accepting four
new ambassadors this week.
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Is there an order, a protocol,
in which they're seen?
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There is. It's the order
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in which they arrived
in Washington.
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This morning, the President saw
Ambassador Sumatra of Thailand.
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Then it will be
Peter Hans of Sweden
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followed by Her Excellency
Renee Ernesto of Argentina
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Noah Jola of Burkina Faso
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and the newly named British
Ambassador to the United States
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will be arriving
in the United States
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just as soon as
he's been newly named.
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I thought it was
going to be...
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I've forgotten his name.
Anthony Bratt.
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Anthony Bratt cited
family obligations at home
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and withdrew over the weekend.
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But weren't they going
to replace him with...
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Sir Christopher
Nealing-Roach, yes.
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No, Sir Christopher has been
diagnosed with a rare form
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of encephalitis
contracted during
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his recent
posting to Kenya.
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So who's the new
British Ambassador?
I don't know.
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As soon as the State Department
tells me, I'll know.
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In the meantime,
it's pool photographs only
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until tomorrow night
when there'll be
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a cocktail reception
for the new ambassadors.
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That's all.
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Anybody want to know
who's been here the longest?
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The Dean of the Diplomatic
Corps? Anybody?
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Guys, you know, I study
these things just for you.
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It's Prince Bandar Bin
Sultan of Saudi Arabia.
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I could've also told
them that Burkina Faso
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has a population
of 11 million
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and in even years, they host
Africa's largest crafts market.
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I need a chance to
use that knowledge.
Yes.
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C.J.
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Do you know the chief crops
of Burkina Faso?
No.
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Millet, sorghum, rice,
peanuts and cotton.
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You should mention in
your afternoon briefing
that we've accepted
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a last-minute invitation
for the President to address
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the Global Defense Council
tomorrow night at the Sheraton.
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I thought we passed
on the GDC.
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We passed on it
three months ago
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when we thought the
President was going
to be in South America
255
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but the trip got
canceled and they lost
their keynote speaker
256
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so we're going to use
this to launch CARE
257
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and that's what I want
you to announce at the
afternoon briefing.
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CARE?
Yeah.
259
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Okay.
Clean Air
Rehabilitation Effort.
260
00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,695
Yeah.
You don't know
what it is.
261
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The Clean Air
Rehabilitation Effort?
Yes.
262
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It's an effort by which...
Okay.
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we clean the air
and rehabilitate it.
264
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:28,035
I'm not involved
in the nuances of
environmental policy.
265
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Which will come
as a relief to
environmentalists.
266
00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:30,570
Sam...
I'll brief you later.
267
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I knew the crops
of Burkina Faso.
268
00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,708
I'll brief you later.
269
00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:36,243
Have we heard from Toby?
270
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No.
271
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Do we know if he's landed?
272
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No.
273
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How's everybody doing in here?
274
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They're doing fine.
275
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Is global warming
a real environmental condition
276
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or merely
a temporary anomaly?
277
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Is it a global threat or the
exaggerated claim of alarmists?
278
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The time for such debate
is over.
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As of today, it shall be
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the unequivocal position
of the United States government
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that global warming constitutes
a clear and present danger
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to the health
and future well-being
283
00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,637
of this planet
and all its inhabitants.
284
00:10:03,671 --> 00:10:05,472
Yes.
Did somebody get that?
285
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:06,606
I didn't see anyone writing.
286
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,075
You already wrote it.
I added a thing.
287
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:10,744
We got it.
I added, "The time for
such debate is over."
288
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,045
We got it.
It sets up the reveal.
289
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:12,713
Yes.
290
00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:15,515
Okay, $22 trillion in benefits
291
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versus a half a trillion
in compliance costs--
292
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we're making sure that's right
in a couple places?
293
00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:20,587
They're making sure.
294
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,621
Three sources.
295
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:22,890
And we don't know
if Toby's back?
296
00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,524
Sam, you'll know
as soon as he's back.
297
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:25,592
Sam?
It is Toby?
298
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,727
Yeah.
Can I have the phone?
299
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,296
He's standing right there.
300
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,731
Thanks.
301
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:34,301
22,000 fewer respiratory-related
hospital admissions.
302
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:37,337
I don't want to use the stats
unless I have three sources.
303
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,505
How was the trip?
304
00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:39,572
It was fine.
305
00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:40,941
What's going on?
306
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,075
The President's
going to speak
307
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,911
at the GDC conference
tomorrow night.
308
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:44,812
I'm sorry?
He's going to...
309
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:45,879
What are you
talking about?
310
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,247
He's going
to launch CARE.
311
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,382
Since when?
Their keynote speaker
fell through.
312
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:50,617
When was this decision made?
313
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:51,852
Last night.
314
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,520
Why wasn't I involved?
315
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,055
You were in Kansas City.
I have a telephone.
316
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,790
Toby...
I have a damn
telephone, Sam.
317
00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,826
Frankly, I didn't think...
318
00:10:58,859 --> 00:10:59,860
I thought there'd be
a consensus.
319
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,094
Who was at this meeting?
320
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,462
Where?
321
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,197
Where the decision was made.
322
00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:07,467
It was me, Carl Taub
of the EPA, Jane Ziskin...
323
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,903
Toby, we've been looking for
an opportunity to launch...
324
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,204
Leo wasn't there?
No.
325
00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,373
We've been looking for
a platform, the opportunity...
326
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,809
I understand.
presented itself.
What's the problem?
327
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,144
There are a number
of problems
328
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,678
any one of which
I could have told you about
329
00:11:18,712 --> 00:11:20,047
had you gotten me
on the phone.
330
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,514
What's the problem?
For one thing
331
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,183
we already blew off the AFL-CIO
332
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:25,618
telling them the President was
going to be in South America.
333
00:11:25,652 --> 00:11:26,586
The President was
going to be
334
00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,588
in South America.
Now he's not.
335
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:31,624
Instead, he's speaking
to labor's good friend,
the environmental lobby.
336
00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:35,195
Also, he's the President
of the United States.
He's nobody's understudy.
337
00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,297
You got him going out there
like Joey Bishop.
338
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,631
I got to say,
I hear all that
339
00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:40,400
but the President was
very enthusiastic.
340
00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,369
Of course he was enthusiastic.
341
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,838
I'm saying I wasn't
in there twisting his arm.
342
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,606
I told him
this opportunity had opened up
343
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:48,909
we had enough notes so that I
could finish the speech in time
344
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:51,344
he asked us a few questions,
we answered them, he said yes.
345
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:52,712
All right, all right.
346
00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:53,981
All right.
347
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,282
It's going to be
a good speech.
348
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,349
Yeah.
349
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,484
They need you.
350
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:58,485
Thanks.
351
00:11:58,518 --> 00:11:59,652
How was the trip?
352
00:11:59,686 --> 00:12:01,454
Fine.
353
00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,422
I need to see Leo.
354
00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,724
Yeah.
355
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:05,759
C.J.:
It's not going to be
356
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,694
Sir Christopher Nealing-Roach.
I heard.
357
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,998
I said it's not going to be
Sir Christopher Nealing-Roach.
And I said I heard.
358
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,866
But I like to say
"Sir Christopher Nealing-Roach."
359
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:15,969
Who's it going to be?
I'm waiting to hear from someone
at the State Department.
360
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:17,838
Me, too.
Maybe it'll be
Sir Christopher Nealing-Roach.
361
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,472
Can I stop talking to you now?
362
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,808
What are you doing?
363
00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:23,510
I'm standing with my back
straight against the wall.
364
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:24,244
Why?
365
00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:24,912
I was told by doctors
366
00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:26,646
it would relax me.
367
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,048
Josh?
368
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,516
Got to go.
369
00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:31,318
Yeah.
370
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,452
Are you okay?
371
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,387
Yeah. What?
372
00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:37,357
Is it true that Leo can't stand
a guy named Lord John Marbury?
373
00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,626
Why?
A reporter asked me.
374
00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:42,762
What's a reporter
doing talking to you?
It's a friend of a friend.
375
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,032
Leo McGarry has nothing
but respect and affection
376
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,499
for John Marbury.
That's what I said.
377
00:12:46,533 --> 00:12:47,600
Leo thinks he's a lunatic.
378
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:48,768
He's very handsome.
379
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,603
That may be so, but Leo
thinks he's a lunatic.
380
00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:51,905
Are you threatened
by his brilliance?
No.
381
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,373
You seem threatened
by his brilliance.
382
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,642
How do you know he's brilliant?
I saw his picture.
383
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,077
I'm not threatened
by his brilliance
384
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,345
nor am I threatened
by his good looks.
385
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,313
What about
his charm?
I'm not
threatened at all.
386
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,381
I'm sorry. I meant Leo.
387
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,816
Neither Leo or I
388
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,818
are threatened by his brains,
his looks or his charm.
389
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,487
He is, however, a lunatic Brit
390
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,656
and we're grateful
there's an ocean between us.
391
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:10,657
There isn't anymore.
392
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,691
There isn't what?
393
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:12,659
An ocean between you.
394
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,394
Please don't tell me...
395
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,329
He's the new British Ambassador
to the United States.
396
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:24,437
( sighs ):
Yeah.
397
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:26,306
Josh?
398
00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,607
Yeah.
399
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,842
He's dreamy.
400
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,543
I'm just going
to stand next
to the wall
401
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:32,479
a little while longer.
402
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,881
Okay.
403
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:35,182
( door bangs )
404
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,350
( groans )
405
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,122
Josh?
406
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,857
Okay, what I need
people to do is knock.
407
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,092
I did knock.
408
00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,626
But you didn't wait
for a response.
409
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:47,660
Why would I?
410
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:48,929
Because I could
have been relaxing
411
00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,131
by standing
behind that door.
412
00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:51,798
All right.
413
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,200
How was the trip?
414
00:13:53,233 --> 00:13:55,435
It was fine. So we're
pinch-hitting at the
GDC conference.
415
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:58,505
For the record, I
didn't think it was
a good idea and I said so.
416
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,140
And that seems
to have helped.
417
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,075
Look, we can't appear to
be at the beck and call
of the environment.
418
00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:03,610
We could try
insulting them.
419
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:04,611
Yes.
420
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:05,612
I'm kidding.
421
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,379
I'm not.
422
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,247
We were invited.
423
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:07,680
Don't care.
424
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:08,882
What do you have?
425
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:11,018
Environmental terrorists
burned down a ski resort
426
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,619
and the GDC
didn't comment?
427
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:15,255
Why did environmental
terrorists burn down
a ski resort?
428
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:16,389
To save the lynx.
429
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,824
The links?
Yep.
430
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,360
Environmental terrorists
burned down a ski resort
431
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,528
to save a golf course?
432
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,862
It's an animal.
433
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,232
Sam's going to have
strong objections.
434
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,433
Yes, I know.
435
00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,434
You want me
to talk to Leo?
436
00:14:27,467 --> 00:14:28,435
I'm going to talk to him.
437
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,236
I want you to talk to C.J.
438
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,237
About what?
439
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:32,472
The Will Rogers dinner
is going to ask
440
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:34,007
Cornelius Sykes
to host.
441
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:35,308
You're kidding me.
442
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:37,310
Nope.
He didn't laugh
at the joke.
443
00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:38,445
Yeah.
Talk to C.J.
444
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,247
Why do you
relax by standing
behind a door?
445
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,049
I'm not standing
behind the door.
446
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:44,751
I'm standing with my
back straight against
the wall, so I...
447
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,287
I don't care.
448
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,788
Yeah.
449
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,758
McGarry:
Keith, I...
450
00:14:51,791 --> 00:14:54,527
Keith, I can't
tell him that.
451
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,496
I can't tell
the President
452
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:58,966
that nine out of ten things
went right.
453
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,434
He's going to say, "Yeah,
but we didn't hit anything."
454
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,270
Would you, please?
455
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,504
Thank you.
456
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,272
( hangs up phone )
457
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,107
We had an NMD test
this morning.
458
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:10,677
We were successful
on nine out of ten criteria.
459
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:11,678
We missed?
460
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,280
Yeah.
461
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,047
By how much?
462
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,482
We were trying
to shoot down
463
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,484
an incoming Intercontinental
Ballistic Missile.
464
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,920
Once you miss, it really
doesn't matter by how much.
465
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:21,921
I suppose.
466
00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:24,624
137 miles.
467
00:15:24,657 --> 00:15:27,760
Sam just told me
about the speech.
468
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:28,761
Which speech?
469
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:29,762
The GDC.
470
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:30,897
Yeah.
Leo...
471
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,932
How did...?
I wasn't
in the meeting.
472
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:33,633
It happened fast.
473
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:34,101
I'm saying...
474
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,268
It happened fast.
475
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,469
Sam pitched it
and the President
476
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,337
wanted to do it.
477
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,938
How could you not
be in that meeting?
478
00:15:38,972 --> 00:15:40,540
'Cause I'm trying to get
the President to warm up
479
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,410
to a missile shield
that's supposed to save humanity
480
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,245
and there is a limit
to the number
481
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,147
of rooms I can be in at once.
482
00:15:47,180 --> 00:15:48,481
You want to file
a complaint?
483
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,482
No.
484
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:54,054
Good.
485
00:15:54,087 --> 00:15:55,122
Here's what I think.
486
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,689
Screw the environmental lobby?
487
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,890
Did I say that?
488
00:15:57,924 --> 00:15:59,226
Did I say, "Screw
the environmental lobby"?
489
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,360
You didn't say
anything.
490
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,162
That right, and before
I even open my mouth
491
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,696
you decide I'm going
to say, "Screw the... "
492
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:07,134
I apologize.
493
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,301
There's an extent to which
494
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:10,637
we've got to screw
the environmental lobby.
495
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,972
Yeah.
A clear and public demonstration
that the President's
496
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,941
not beholden to them
isn't a bad idea right now.
497
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,311
You think he should walk
into their ballroom and
smack them around?
498
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,313
I really do, for 30 seconds
out of a 40-minute address
499
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:21,781
announcing an initiative
they love.
500
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,351
How do you think they're going
to feel about the 30 seconds?
501
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:26,319
Not that good, but
that's the point.
502
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,720
We don't have
to move to our right
503
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:30,223
if there's an opportunity
to spank the people to our left.
504
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:32,692
Anything in particular
we want to spank them for?
505
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,462
Failing to publicly admonish
acts of eco-terrorism.
506
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,431
The GDC doesn't engage
in acts of eco-terrorism.
507
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:39,232
Yes, but they fail
508
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,334
to publicly admonish
those who do.
509
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:42,001
For example?
510
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:42,869
A $12-million
511
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,003
Colorado ski development
512
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,638
that was under construction
was set on fire
513
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,808
because it threatened the
habitat of a rare local lynx.
514
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:49,809
Is a lynx a...?
515
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:50,743
I don't know.
516
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:51,511
I think it's like
517
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,180
a possum or
something.
518
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,382
All right, tell Sam
to find a place to out it.
519
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,150
I don't want it
in the advance text
520
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,852
and I don't want Sam
and his 14 objections.
521
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,654
It should just be a drop-in.
522
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:04,057
I'll talk to the President.
523
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,826
Anything else?
524
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,261
137 miles?
525
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,130
Yeah.
526
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,764
Is that a lot?
527
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,933
Yeah.
528
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:15,568
Okay.
529
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,207
We have 30 minutes
at the ballroom
530
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,341
after the speech to spin
531
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,909
and obviously,
the next morning as well.
532
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,645
Among the things you'll want
to be emphasizing are what?
533
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,248
America is the biggest emitter
of carbon dioxide.
534
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,150
We have four percent
of the population.
535
00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,352
We're responsible for 25%
of the greenhouse emissions.
536
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,087
How are we going to reduce
those levels
537
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,555
of greenhouse emissions,
you ask?
538
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,723
Through the Clean Air
Rehabilitation Effort.
539
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,092
Yes, which you can read about
in bullet points
540
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:41,261
beginning on page 11.
Please don't skip the footnotes
541
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,729
and please don't just
read what's underlined.
542
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:43,630
C.J.:
Question.
Yes.
543
00:17:43,663 --> 00:17:44,931
Did girls go out with you
in high school?
544
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,833
Yes.
Really?
545
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,101
Under these regulations
546
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,503
there will be a
cap on the volume
of carbon dioxide
547
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,739
a company could emit in a year,
but what's the good news?
548
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,675
If a company comes
in lower than the cap,
they can sell the balance
549
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:57,877
of their emissions
allowance to
another company.
550
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,079
Creating what?
BOTH:
A cash incentive.
551
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:01,214
A cash incentive.
552
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,015
Can you tell us anything
else about that, C.J.?
553
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:06,253
No, but I can tell you
that lumber, cocoa beans
554
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,455
aluminum and petroleum products
are the major exports
555
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,189
of Cameroon.
556
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,723
Then you're all set.
Yeah.
557
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,259
Can I have her for a second?
558
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,127
Yeah.
Why do you ask
him and not me?
559
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,195
He looked in charge.
560
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,829
Of where I go?
Can we please?
561
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,534
Did you hear they named
John Marbury
562
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:22,034
British Ambassador?
563
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:22,702
Yes, I did.
564
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:23,803
Lord John Marbury?
565
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:24,471
I know. It's got to be
566
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,273
like Davy Jones
is showing up.
567
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,375
Don't make fun
of Davy Jones, all right?
568
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,109
He once wrote me a letter.
569
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:33,313
He took that kind of time,
and he still tours.
570
00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,348
Plus, my love
for John Marbury is real.
571
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:36,883
It's not a schoolgirl crush.
572
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,518
He calls me Principessa.
573
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:39,852
Does he?
Yes.
574
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,120
He calls Leo Gerald.
575
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,155
He's eccentric.
Yeah.
576
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,390
What do you need?
577
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,225
Janice Barry is saying
they're going to ask
578
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,993
Cornelius Sykes to host
the Will Rogers dinner.
579
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:48,027
They know for sure?
580
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,462
They're going to ask him
on Monday.
581
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,830
Yeah.
They're trying
to stir this up again?
582
00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:52,565
He didn't laugh at the joke.
How many more ways are there
583
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,334
for me to say that?
He didn't laugh at the joke.
584
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:55,902
You guys are friends;
I was thinking...
585
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,470
We're not friends.
You know each other.
586
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:58,971
I don't hang out
with Corey Sykes.
587
00:18:59,005 --> 00:18:59,806
Yeah, but you know him.
588
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,474
Where is he?
589
00:19:01,508 --> 00:19:02,809
He's in New York doing stand-up.
590
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,811
Since you'll
be there...
I'll see him tomorrow night.
591
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:05,812
Thank you.
592
00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:07,046
He didn't laugh
at the joke.
593
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:08,515
Yes.
You'll see him
tomorrow night?
594
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,817
Josh...
Would you see
that a meeting is arranged
595
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,319
for tomorrow night in New York
596
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:14,521
Yeah.
with C.J. and Cornelius Sykes
and no one else?
597
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:15,322
Thank you.
598
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,123
And I was thinking...
599
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,425
Yeah?
When Marbury gets here?
600
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,859
Yeah?
You can encourage him
601
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:23,630
to introduce me to any
royal and single men
he might know.
602
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,832
That's a good idea.
I'm going to do that.
603
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:26,866
You're not really,
though, are you?
604
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,067
No.
605
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,202
You know what I think?
606
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,703
A lot of people don't realize
607
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,473
that Swedes have lived in Sweden
more than 5,000 years longer
608
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,174
than nearly any other
European people.
609
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,142
That's right, sir.
610
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,078
In fact,
Gothic tribes from Sweden
611
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,480
played a major role
in the disintegration
612
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,848
of the Roman Empire,
did they not?
613
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:42,882
They did.
614
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,617
So you've got that
to answer for.
615
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,052
Yes, sir.
616
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,454
Uh, Mr. President,
it is with pleasure
617
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,888
that I present
His Excellency
618
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,657
Peter Hans of Sweden
619
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,692
and by request
of the Secretary of State
620
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:55,628
ask that you accept
his credentials from
King Carl Gustaf
621
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,364
as Sweden's Ambassador
to the United States.
622
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:59,766
Mr. Hans, I accept
your Letter of Credence
623
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,268
from King Gustaf
624
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,237
and by affixing
my signature and seal
625
00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:06,273
do hereby declare you
to be an Ambassador
626
00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:08,408
Extraordinary
and Plenipotentiary.
627
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,842
Thank you, Mr. President.
628
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,077
Congratulations.
629
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,211
( both men chuckling )
630
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,313
Mr. Ambassador.
631
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,282
Family, please.
632
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,822
Congratulations,
Ambassador.
633
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,023
Leo.
634
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,358
Is he still holding
you responsible
635
00:20:25,392 --> 00:20:26,826
for the fall of
the Roman Empire?
636
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:27,827
Oh, yes.
637
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,228
Welcome to my world.
638
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,997
I'll see you
at the reception, right?
639
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,399
Yes, sir.
Congratulations.
640
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:36,002
Mr. Ambassador, you
and your family
can step this way.
641
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:39,306
Sweden has a 100%
literacy rate, Leo.
642
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:41,708
100%. How do they do that?
643
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,576
Well, maybe they don't,
and they also can't count.
644
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,577
Maybe.
645
00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,112
Sir, I really think
you should know...
646
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,079
Yes?
647
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:48,515
That nine out
of the ten criteria
648
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:52,319
that the DOD lays
down for success in
these tests were met.
649
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:53,185
The tenth being?
They missed the target.
650
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,687
Damn! So close.
Sir...
651
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,789
Mr. President...
It's that tenth one.
652
00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:57,790
See, if there
653
00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:58,891
were just nine...
654
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,594
Look, the tracking software
on the KM vehicle
655
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:04,831
clearly acquired
a read on both the
target and the decoy
656
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,132
and for the
first time ever
657
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,834
successfully
rendered a clean
658
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,068
identification
differential.
659
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,671
Leo, seriously, when they were
telling you that on the phone
660
00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:13,973
how stupid did you think
you'd sound saying it to me?
661
00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:15,041
This project
needs money.
662
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,142
It doesn't work.
663
00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,644
Neither did several
phases of Apollo 11
664
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,646
but Neil Armstrong
claims it was a success.
665
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,113
Do we need
to decide this right now?
666
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,282
No.
Okay.
667
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,717
So, about the
GDC speech?
668
00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:25,718
Yeah.
669
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:27,520
Since we're giving them
exactly what they want
670
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,155
Toby thinks
it's not such a bad idea
671
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:30,923
if we signal
our independence as well.
672
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,625
How?
A drop-in.
673
00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:35,362
Eco-terrorism that's gone
un-admonished by the GDC.
674
00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:36,596
For example?
675
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,930
A ski development in Colorado
676
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,066
that threatened a rare lynx
was burned in protest.
677
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,734
And we can't take it for granted
678
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,371
that everyone pretty much
fundamentally opposes arson?
679
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:45,438
A year and
a half ago
680
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:47,139
you stood in the Mural Room
681
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,942
and took Al Caldwell's head off
because the Christian League
682
00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,311
hadn't publicly admonished
religious extremists.
683
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,646
It would be hypocrisy
684
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,615
Yes.
not to hold our friends
to the same standard
685
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,417
and yet it feels strange
to score political points
686
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,951
by doing
the right thing.
Yeah.
687
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,119
I'm victim
to my own
688
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,454
purity of character.
689
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:04,591
Whatever. We got you
some information on the lynx
690
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,826
which is a kind
of possum, I think.
691
00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,428
Okay, well,
it's not a kind of a possum
692
00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,096
so why don't you get me
that information?
693
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,364
Toby doesn't want it
in the speech?
694
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:12,164
Just a drop-in.
695
00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,033
Did you hear?
696
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,968
About Marbury?
Isn't it great?
697
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,169
Yes, sir, and I assume
698
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:18,771
you're enjoying
my suffering?
699
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:19,472
Absolutely.
700
00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,073
Anything else?
No.
701
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:22,308
Thank you,
Mr. President.
702
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:23,976
2,000 environmentalists
are going to try
703
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,445
to kill me
tomorrow night.
704
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,146
They're going
to come at me
705
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,615
with vegan food
and pitchforks.
706
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:31,083
That doesn't really sound
like something people do.
707
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,284
Still, I'd like you
to get between me
708
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:34,954
and any boiled seaweed
you see coming my way.
709
00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:35,988
Mr. President?
710
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,023
Leo just talked to me.
711
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,190
About the GDC tonight?
712
00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:39,926
Yeah. I'm not doing this
for the politics.
713
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:42,328
I'm doing it 'cause
it's the right thing to do.
714
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,996
Well, I'm doing it
for the politics.
715
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,231
A lynx isn't a possum.
716
00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,133
I think it's in
the possum family.
717
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,300
It's a cat.
718
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,102
Oh, and we don't
have enough of those.
719
00:22:50,136 --> 00:22:51,270
How does Sam feel
about this?
720
00:22:51,303 --> 00:22:53,172
Toby?
721
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,240
This isn't
Government Camp.
722
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,575
It's not like...
723
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,710
It's not important that
everybody gets to play.
724
00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,746
I'm not going to tell you
how to run your office, Toby.
725
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:02,314
Thank you, sir.
726
00:23:02,348 --> 00:23:04,984
Vegan food coming at me
all night long.
727
00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,152
C.J.?
728
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:07,787
Yeah?
729
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:08,387
Where you going?
730
00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:09,622
New York, New York, Toby.
731
00:23:09,656 --> 00:23:11,223
The town so nice
they named it twice.
732
00:23:11,257 --> 00:23:12,124
What are you doing there?
733
00:23:12,158 --> 00:23:13,325
I'm receiving
the Matrix Award
734
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:14,861
from New York Women
in Communications.
735
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:15,962
For what?
736
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:16,963
I discovered a comet.
737
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:17,864
What do you mean
"for what"?
738
00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:18,965
Past winners, by the way
739
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:22,201
include Cokie Roberts, Diane
Sawyer and Ms. Leslie Stahl.
740
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,402
Did Josh
talk to you about...?
741
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:24,971
I'm meeting him for a
drink after the thing.
742
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,106
And you're briefed on
the Clean Air Rehabilitation...?
743
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,174
Yeah.
744
00:23:28,207 --> 00:23:29,642
Okay. You might need this.
745
00:23:29,676 --> 00:23:32,011
"The President
has always spoken out
746
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,446
"against moderate groups
747
00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:35,081
"not taking responsibility
for extremism
748
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,484
"and he isn't going to stop
with the environmental lobby.
749
00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,752
Friends are honest
with each other."
750
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,220
He's going to
do a drop-in?
751
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,890
I'll see you
tomorrow night.
752
00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,558
Hey, Toby, you want
to see the speech?
753
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,059
Sam's writing
a good one.
754
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:49,729
Oh.
755
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,370
SAM:
Climate changes
have accelerated.
756
00:23:58,404 --> 00:23:59,972
Glaciers are shrinking.
757
00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,407
Polar sea ice is what?
758
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,609
TOBY:
It's thinning.
759
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,143
The polar sea ice is thinning
760
00:24:04,176 --> 00:24:06,779
causing a rise in sea levels
around the globe.
761
00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:07,847
And what do we say
when they say
762
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,381
"But the proposals
in the Clean Air
763
00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:11,283
"Rehabilitation Effort
would seriously choke
764
00:24:11,317 --> 00:24:13,252
the auto, trucking
and utility business?"
765
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,921
$22 trillion
in benefits produced
766
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:18,024
versus a half a trillion
in compliance cost.
767
00:24:18,057 --> 00:24:19,025
Public health benefits?
768
00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:19,826
We'll make that clear.
769
00:24:19,859 --> 00:24:21,027
Where's C.J.?
770
00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:22,028
She's in New York.
771
00:24:22,061 --> 00:24:22,829
What's she doing
in New York?
772
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,030
She had a lunch.
773
00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:25,031
Media Women,
Women of Media.
774
00:24:25,064 --> 00:24:26,032
That was
this afternoon.
775
00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:26,833
She had to
stay around.
776
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:28,234
So it's just me?
777
00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:29,836
Yeah. Call me
from the place.
Yeah.
778
00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:36,308
Final draft?
779
00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:37,777
Well, it's
the 12th draft.
780
00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:39,912
Whether it's the final draft
is really up to you.
781
00:24:39,946 --> 00:24:41,681
Was that sass?
782
00:24:41,714 --> 00:24:42,749
Yeah.
783
00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:44,984
Okay.
784
00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:48,354
The difference between a good
speech and a great speech
785
00:24:48,387 --> 00:24:50,256
is the energy
with which the audience
786
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:51,357
comes to their feet at the end.
787
00:24:51,390 --> 00:24:53,760
Is it polite? Is it a chore?
788
00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:56,328
Are they standing up because
their boss just stood up? No.
789
00:24:56,362 --> 00:24:58,197
We want it to come
from their socks.
790
00:24:58,230 --> 00:24:59,398
We got a half an hour.
791
00:24:59,431 --> 00:25:00,733
Let's read this again.
792
00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:05,071
Every time one of
these tests fails
793
00:25:05,104 --> 00:25:06,005
Congressional
Democrats
794
00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:08,407
jump on it as a reason
to kill the program.
795
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:09,942
You're not going to turn
the President around
796
00:25:09,976 --> 00:25:10,877
on the missile shield.
797
00:25:10,910 --> 00:25:12,411
Well, I'm not going to
turn him around today
798
00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:14,647
and probably not tomorrow
799
00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:16,583
but as long as somebody
has the money
800
00:25:16,616 --> 00:25:18,985
to keep trying to make
it work, then I'm fine.
801
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:19,819
Leo?
802
00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:20,653
Yeah.
803
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:22,054
There's someone here to see you.
804
00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:23,322
Who?
805
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,123
Gerald!
806
00:25:24,156 --> 00:25:26,325
Oh, God.
807
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,594
Gerald, old friend.
808
00:25:27,627 --> 00:25:31,263
Good to see you,
Ambassador.
809
00:25:31,297 --> 00:25:33,532
It's as if
the gods themselves
810
00:25:33,566 --> 00:25:35,735
insist that we be
not long apart, you and I.
811
00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:38,137
They do seem to strongly
insist upon that, yes.
812
00:25:38,170 --> 00:25:40,840
Your assistant, Margaret,
is looking positively buxom.
813
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,041
Thank you, I'll tell her.
814
00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:43,042
MARGARET:
Thank you.
815
00:25:43,075 --> 00:25:44,110
Yes, well done.
816
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:45,578
John?
817
00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:47,046
Oh, oh, my aide, Caprice.
818
00:25:47,079 --> 00:25:48,247
How do you do?
819
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,248
Leo McGarry.
820
00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:50,482
Good to see you,
Ambassador.
821
00:25:50,516 --> 00:25:51,818
God bless you, Josh.
822
00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:54,453
The prayers of millions
were answered.
823
00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:55,554
Thank you, sir.
824
00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:57,089
I have come.
Yes.
825
00:25:57,123 --> 00:26:00,326
I am Lord John Marbury, along
with my aide, Caprice, and I'm
826
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:01,493
hereby presenting
my credentials
827
00:26:01,527 --> 00:26:02,561
in the fervent hope that...
828
00:26:02,595 --> 00:26:03,996
John, we do that later
with the President.
829
00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:05,064
Excellent.
830
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:07,700
I will tell you, though,
that I personally welcome you
831
00:26:07,734 --> 00:26:09,769
and I look forward
to our new partnership.
832
00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:10,770
As do I.
833
00:26:10,803 --> 00:26:13,005
I know we've had our
differences in the past
834
00:26:13,039 --> 00:26:15,608
but I think you know
I respect you.
835
00:26:15,642 --> 00:26:17,644
I congratulate you
on this auspicious occasion
836
00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:19,545
and, as a matter of fact,
the timing
837
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,014
How so?
of your arrival
couldn't be better.
838
00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:25,284
Leo's trying to convince
the President to give
the NMD more time.
839
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:26,485
You're an expert in the field
840
00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:27,887
and I hope I can count
on your support.
841
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,488
You may hope for it,
but you'll not have it.
842
00:26:29,521 --> 00:26:30,990
Because the NMD
Why not?
843
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,925
is an absurdly wasteful
military boondoggle
844
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:35,194
that will never produce
a working missile.
845
00:26:35,227 --> 00:26:37,797
It violates any number
of elements of the ABM treaty
846
00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:39,598
and any argument
you make in its defense
847
00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,233
will surely be moronic.
848
00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:43,002
Ah... detente.
849
00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:44,003
I'm sorry, Gerald.
850
00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,604
We're going
to have this out.
Excellent.
851
00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:47,039
Let's go get you knighted
852
00:26:47,073 --> 00:26:49,275
or whatever the hell it is
we do.
853
00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:52,611
( water running )
854
00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:04,123
Hey.
855
00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:04,891
Hey, how you doing?
856
00:27:04,924 --> 00:27:05,524
Not bad.
857
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:06,558
Thanks for taking the time.
858
00:27:06,592 --> 00:27:08,427
Yeah. I got to get
back pretty soon.
859
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:09,762
I won't take long.
860
00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,367
You want to stay
for the show?
861
00:27:15,401 --> 00:27:17,770
I got to get the 7:00 shuttle.
862
00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:19,405
You want something to drink?
863
00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,373
Uh, club soda.
864
00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:22,775
Alicia, can I get
some club soda?
865
00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:24,811
Oh, I haven't seen
the movie yet.
866
00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:26,378
You should see it.
It's good.
867
00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:27,546
That's what everyone's saying.
868
00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:28,580
Well, I appreciate that.
869
00:27:28,614 --> 00:27:31,083
( both laughing )
870
00:27:31,117 --> 00:27:33,986
So, you know, this is
about the Will Rogers dinner.
871
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,287
Yeah.
872
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:36,723
They're going to ask you to host
873
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:38,991
and, obviously, the President's
going to be there.
874
00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:41,861
We, uh...
875
00:27:41,894 --> 00:27:44,163
appreciate the support...
876
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:45,164
You want me to say no.
877
00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:47,366
We think the press will
go back two years
878
00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:49,268
Let them.
and bring up the whole...
879
00:27:49,301 --> 00:27:50,602
I don't want to.
880
00:27:50,636 --> 00:27:52,504
You know, you know
how I feel about you.
881
00:27:52,538 --> 00:27:54,941
You know I don't mean
you disrespect...
882
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:55,942
You don't?
883
00:27:55,975 --> 00:27:56,943
No.
884
00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:01,313
I've raised money for you.
885
00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,015
I've registered voters for you.
886
00:28:03,049 --> 00:28:04,550
I've done commercials for you
887
00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:05,818
and I've voted for you.
888
00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:08,587
Because of something I never did
wrong two years ago
889
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,656
you don't want to be on
the same dais with me.
890
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:11,690
That's not...
891
00:28:11,724 --> 00:28:13,025
It takes a special
kind of arrogance
892
00:28:13,059 --> 00:28:16,462
not to think that
that's disrespectful.
893
00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:18,097
Ah, thanks, Alicia.
894
00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:22,001
Make your case.
895
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,303
I got to be funny in a while.
896
00:28:24,336 --> 00:28:26,238
It missed by 137 miles.
897
00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:27,073
Yes.
898
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,407
It could've missed
by 37 fewer miles
899
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:30,576
and it would've
still missed by
a hundred miles.
900
00:28:30,609 --> 00:28:31,610
It doesn't work.
901
00:28:31,643 --> 00:28:33,145
That depends
what your definition is.
902
00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:36,015
My definition is precisely
the same as everyone else's.
903
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,149
John!
904
00:28:37,183 --> 00:28:38,350
Mr. President.
905
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:39,585
It's good to have you here.
906
00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:40,820
Your servant,
as always.
907
00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:42,889
What made you agree
to take the post?
908
00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:44,824
I suppose it's possible
I was drunk.
909
00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:46,125
Reasonable bet.
910
00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:48,594
Listen, I got to go
a few blocks across town
911
00:28:48,627 --> 00:28:49,996
and give an address
on global warming
912
00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:51,630
and the future of our planet.
913
00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:53,432
That's not something
you're interested in?
914
00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:54,767
Oh, good God, no.
915
00:28:54,801 --> 00:28:56,769
Okay. Stay here and fight
with Leo about something.
916
00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:58,971
We'll get you some dinner.
I'll be back in an hour.
917
00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:00,873
We'll do your thing
and then enjoy the reception.
918
00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:02,174
Excellent.
Indeed.
919
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,175
Charlie?
Here we go.
920
00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:04,510
Eagle's moving.
921
00:29:04,543 --> 00:29:05,644
An hour, did he say?
922
00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:06,846
Yes.
923
00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:08,347
I'll need
some amusement.
924
00:29:08,380 --> 00:29:09,381
Good evening, Your Lordship.
925
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,349
Excellent.
926
00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:12,418
Wait a second.
Let me finish.
927
00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:13,986
It was not a benign joke.
928
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:15,154
You don't tell
benign jokes.
929
00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:16,155
That's a matter...
930
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,890
It was a joke
about New York City cops
931
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:18,690
shooting black men.
932
00:29:18,724 --> 00:29:20,226
I'm black man.
933
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,895
I'm in a room full of rich
Democrats in an election year.
934
00:29:22,929 --> 00:29:23,996
You thought I was going
to talk about airline food?
935
00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:25,932
It was a political
fund-raiser in the heat
936
00:29:25,965 --> 00:29:27,366
of a national campaign.
937
00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:29,735
You weren't doing a 2:00 a.m.
set at Catch a Rising Star.
938
00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:30,736
You know how many years
it's been
939
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,238
since I worked
Catch a Rising Star?
940
00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:35,207
You made the joke, and
inoffensive as you think
it may have been
941
00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:36,909
there was
enormous pressure
on the candidate
942
00:29:36,943 --> 00:29:38,945
to disavow your remarks,
and he did not.
943
00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,279
And I'm supposed...
944
00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:42,081
Corey...
I'm supposed to feel
good about that?
945
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:43,649
That he didn't disavow me?
946
00:29:43,682 --> 00:29:44,917
That I wasn't disavowed?
947
00:29:44,951 --> 00:29:46,685
We were courting
law enforcement, Corey.
948
00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:47,820
Don't be naive.
949
00:29:47,854 --> 00:29:49,889
You were also courting
the black vote, C.J.
950
00:29:49,922 --> 00:29:51,824
I'm not naive.
951
00:29:51,858 --> 00:29:54,060
What'd you expect us to do?
952
00:29:55,527 --> 00:29:57,229
I expected
that when I was called
953
00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:59,498
in any of number of places
a Hollywood sleaze
954
00:29:59,531 --> 00:30:02,301
that you might have said a
few words, maybe, on my behalf.
955
00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:03,903
I expected that you
we're going to say
956
00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,371
"We in the
Bartlet campaign
957
00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:08,074
"don't believe Cornelius Sykes
is a Hollywood sleaze.
958
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:09,708
"We believe
he's a world-class humorist
959
00:30:09,741 --> 00:30:11,443
"and millions
of Americans agree.
960
00:30:11,477 --> 00:30:14,013
"We believe
his humor can be
disconcerting to some
961
00:30:14,046 --> 00:30:16,015
"but those who are making noise
right now
962
00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:17,616
"are feigning their concern
963
00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:20,853
in an effort to frighten
white men."
964
00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,454
But what you said was
965
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:24,156
he didn't laugh at the joke.
966
00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:28,360
Corey...
967
00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:29,929
He did laugh at the joke.
968
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:32,731
Yeah.
969
00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:35,834
He laughed at the joke, C.J.
970
00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:37,003
I've been doing this 20 years.
971
00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:39,906
You don't think I know
if I had him?
972
00:30:39,939 --> 00:30:42,374
I killed that night.
973
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,644
That was a very
big deal for me.
974
00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,881
To play in front
of that audience
975
00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:51,350
to get that man to laugh?
976
00:30:51,383 --> 00:30:52,518
And the next day
977
00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:57,356
my parents read in the paper
that I am Hollywood sleaze.
978
00:30:59,458 --> 00:31:01,827
But that's okay
979
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,096
'cause the candidate didn't
think I was funny.
980
00:31:08,334 --> 00:31:09,368
I understand.
981
00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:16,208
I don't want to cause
any trouble for the President.
982
00:31:16,242 --> 00:31:17,944
You knew that
when you walked in here.
983
00:31:19,145 --> 00:31:21,813
I'll pass on the dinner.
984
00:31:21,847 --> 00:31:23,149
I'll tell them...
985
00:31:23,182 --> 00:31:25,451
it was 'cause I couldn't get out
of a booking.
986
00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:30,822
But the President laughed
at the joke, C.J.
987
00:31:30,856 --> 00:31:32,624
I killed that night.
988
00:31:34,460 --> 00:31:35,928
You did.
989
00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:43,135
Okay, I got to go.
990
00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:51,677
I'll see you next time.
991
00:31:51,710 --> 00:31:53,345
Is the President
offstage yet?
992
00:31:53,379 --> 00:31:54,546
Just about.
993
00:31:54,580 --> 00:31:55,681
Anyone know
how it's going?
994
00:31:55,714 --> 00:31:56,848
Toby?
Yeah.
995
00:31:56,882 --> 00:31:58,184
It's Sam.
Yeah.
996
00:32:02,588 --> 00:32:03,722
Yeah?
997
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:05,924
Sam...
He admonished them.
998
00:32:05,958 --> 00:32:07,994
He went off the speech
right at the end
999
00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:09,928
and slapped them down
for not speaking out
1000
00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:11,397
Yeah. Listen...
on eco-terrorism.
1001
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,132
Sam, listen...
He just flew
right off the speech.
1002
00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:14,600
Something about
a Colorado ski resort.
1003
00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:17,669
Sam, are you listening?
Here's what you say:
Talk to me.
1004
00:32:17,703 --> 00:32:19,105
Friends are honest
with each other.
1005
00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:21,140
The President has always spoken
out on moderate groups
1006
00:32:21,173 --> 00:32:22,774
not taking responsibility
for terrorism
1007
00:32:22,808 --> 00:32:25,111
and he isn't going to stop
with the environmental lobby.
1008
00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:26,745
God bless you all,
and God bless America.
1009
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,614
Got that?
Yeah.
1010
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:31,017
What's happening?
1011
00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:32,684
Sam, what's happening?
1012
00:32:32,718 --> 00:32:35,021
They're not standing.
1013
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:42,894
So, you're actual royalty?
1014
00:32:42,928 --> 00:32:43,895
Well, yes.
1015
00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:45,597
It's not just an
honorary thing?
1016
00:32:45,631 --> 00:32:46,832
No. In fact,
there's little honor
1017
00:32:46,865 --> 00:32:48,500
attached to it at all.
1018
00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:50,369
Tell me about yourself.
1019
00:32:50,402 --> 00:32:52,171
Well, my mother
was a descendant
1020
00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:54,173
of the third of the nine
children of Queen Victoria.
1021
00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:56,375
Victoria was the
granddaughter of
George III
1022
00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:58,177
who was the great
grandson of George I.
1023
00:32:58,210 --> 00:33:01,813
George I was the great
nephew of Charles I
1024
00:33:01,847 --> 00:33:04,383
who was the son of James I
1025
00:33:04,416 --> 00:33:07,819
and, uh, James's mother
was Mary, Queen of Scots.
1026
00:33:07,853 --> 00:33:11,290
And are you
and Caprice an item?
1027
00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,091
Uh, no.
1028
00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:13,325
Mr. Ambassador?
1029
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:14,326
Is he back?
1030
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,527
He's back,
but he's receiving credentials
1031
00:33:15,561 --> 00:33:18,064
from Her Excellency
Renee Ernesto of Argentina
1032
00:33:18,097 --> 00:33:19,031
and asks for your patience.
1033
00:33:19,065 --> 00:33:20,732
My patience
he shall have.
1034
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:25,704
C.J....
1035
00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:26,838
Yeah?
1036
00:33:26,872 --> 00:33:28,040
You just get back?
Yeah.
1037
00:33:28,074 --> 00:33:29,041
You heard
what happened?
1038
00:33:29,075 --> 00:33:30,509
Yeah, and here's what it is:
1039
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,478
The President has always
spoken out on moderate groups
1040
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:34,446
not taking responsibility
for extremism
1041
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,382
and he isn't going to stop
at the environmental lobby.
1042
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:39,151
Friends are honest
with each other.
1043
00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:40,152
Sam?
1044
00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:41,920
Have you spoken to Toby?
1045
00:33:41,953 --> 00:33:42,854
When?
1046
00:33:42,888 --> 00:33:44,290
Since after the
speech tonight?
1047
00:33:44,323 --> 00:33:44,823
No.
1048
00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,492
Okay.
1049
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:48,594
They're setting up
for the reception?
1050
00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:49,661
Yeah.
1051
00:33:51,463 --> 00:33:53,532
$60 billion can be spent
on other things.
1052
00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:54,933
I'm all for retention pay.
1053
00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:56,235
I'm all for health benefits.
1054
00:33:56,268 --> 00:33:57,703
I'm all for procurement.
1055
00:33:57,736 --> 00:33:58,604
I'm talking about
Abrams tanks
1056
00:33:58,637 --> 00:34:01,107
and Apache helicopters,
which we know work.
1057
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:02,574
An Apache helicopter
1058
00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:06,078
will not stop a Shahab-3
long-range Stiletto
1059
00:34:06,112 --> 00:34:07,513
or a North Korean ICBM.
1060
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:09,315
Well, so far,
neither can anything else.
1061
00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:11,550
Hey, Sam?
1062
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:12,584
I'm going back in there.
1063
00:34:16,955 --> 00:34:18,324
Have you been
getting questions?
1064
00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:19,491
I'm sorry?
1065
00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:20,959
Have you been
getting questions?
1066
00:34:20,992 --> 00:34:22,628
Yeah.
1067
00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:23,762
From the press, or...?
1068
00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:25,264
The press'll
be tomorrow.
1069
00:34:25,297 --> 00:34:26,398
So, who's asking...?
1070
00:34:26,432 --> 00:34:28,200
The chairman of the
GDC, four congressmen
1071
00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:29,568
the Secretary
of the Interior.
1072
00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,370
Who'd you think would
be talking to me?
What did...?
1073
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,939
I said, "Sometimes friends have
to be honest with each other."
1074
00:34:33,972 --> 00:34:35,507
I said exactly
what you told me to say
1075
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:38,544
which, coincidentally, is
exactly what C.J. told me to say
1076
00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:39,911
which is remarkable
when you consider
1077
00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:42,614
during the event and didn't
speak to you afterward.York
1078
00:34:42,648 --> 00:34:44,450
I mean, it's almost
as if there were people
1079
00:34:44,483 --> 00:34:45,884
who already knew it
was going to happen.
1080
00:34:45,917 --> 00:34:46,852
Sam...
Get away from me.
1081
00:34:56,862 --> 00:34:58,630
( door opens )
1082
00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:02,134
Hey, Sam.
1083
00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:05,304
Is it possible I could
get in for just a minute?
1084
00:35:06,071 --> 00:35:07,038
He's pretty tight right now.
1085
00:35:07,072 --> 00:35:08,140
I don't think
1086
00:35:08,174 --> 00:35:10,342
I can get you in.
1087
00:35:18,617 --> 00:35:20,252
MARBURY:
Oh, well, yes,
uh, certainly.
1088
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:22,521
There's, uh, Edward,
Earl of Ulster.
1089
00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:24,323
He's the son of Richard,
Duke of Gloucester
1090
00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:27,326
who's the son of Henry,
Duke of Gloucester.
1091
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:28,894
Edward, Earl of Ulster?
1092
00:35:28,927 --> 00:35:29,895
Yes.
1093
00:35:29,928 --> 00:35:30,929
You think he'd like me?
1094
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:31,997
Do you date
younger men?
1095
00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:32,964
Sure. How old is he?
1096
00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:34,233
Five.
1097
00:35:34,266 --> 00:35:35,934
Okay, well, let's stick a pin
in that for a moment
1098
00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,169
and move on.
1099
00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:38,537
Hello.
Hello.
1100
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:39,471
Am I interrupting?
1101
00:35:39,505 --> 00:35:40,639
Not at all.
1102
00:35:40,672 --> 00:35:42,474
Ambassador Marbury
was just telling me
1103
00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:44,910
about how royal men
are schooled in the
ways of courtship.
1104
00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:46,412
King George III,
for example
1105
00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:48,013
sailed his bride
up the River Thames
1106
00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:49,515
to music that was
specially composed.
1107
00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:51,617
Yeah. That was just
a few years
1108
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:54,553
before we opened up a big can
of whup-ass on him at Yorktown.
1109
00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:55,554
Leo, uh...
1110
00:35:55,587 --> 00:35:56,388
How can you look
1111
00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:58,724
at North Korea,
which 24 months ago
1112
00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:00,091
fired a Taepodong missile...
1113
00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,092
Uh, which failed.
1114
00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:02,261
And with some modifications
1115
00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:03,395
it'll be able to reach Alaska.
1116
00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:04,663
Well, I don't
live in Alaska.
1117
00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:05,831
I live in England,
which, by the way
1118
00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:08,234
is not protected by the shield.
1119
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:10,502
Not that anybody else is
at the moment, either.
1120
00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:12,871
You've also forgotten
that we're both signatories
1121
00:36:12,904 --> 00:36:15,407
to the '72 ABM Treaty,
of which this shield
is in clear violation.
1122
00:36:15,441 --> 00:36:17,276
You've forgotten
that it will
1123
00:36:17,309 --> 00:36:19,311
compel China to strengthen
their nuclear arsenal.
1124
00:36:19,345 --> 00:36:20,746
You've forgotten that
the European allies
1125
00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:22,614
have strong
reservations
about the shield
1126
00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:25,083
and you've forgotten
that it doesn't work.
1127
00:36:25,116 --> 00:36:26,818
You know what
I haven't forgotten?
1128
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:27,353
What?
1129
00:36:27,386 --> 00:36:28,454
That we opened up
1130
00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:30,989
a big can of whup-ass on you
at Yorktown.
1131
00:36:31,022 --> 00:36:31,890
All right.
1132
00:36:31,923 --> 00:36:33,525
CHARLIE:
Leo?
1133
00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:34,960
Excuse me.
1134
00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:36,662
Excuse me.
1135
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:38,564
I'm going to correspond
with Edward, Earl of Ulster
1136
00:36:38,597 --> 00:36:40,699
once he learns
how to read and write.
1137
00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:41,733
Okay.
1138
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:51,042
Here you go.
1139
00:36:51,076 --> 00:36:52,744
TOBY:
No, no, Alice,
I got it.
1140
00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:53,645
It's all right.
1141
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:54,680
No, I got it.
1142
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:55,681
You want a beer?
1143
00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:58,350
Yeah, thanks.
1144
00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:01,620
( sighs )
1145
00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:04,122
You don't ever go into
the Oval Office mad.
1146
00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:06,425
Look...
No. No, no.
1147
00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:09,661
No, Sam, you don't ever
go in there mad.
1148
00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:13,031
I think the President's remarks
were... ill-advised
1149
00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,366
to say the least.
1150
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,767
Well, you're wrong.
1151
00:37:15,801 --> 00:37:18,437
The drop-in's the story
now, Toby, not the
energy package.
1152
00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:19,571
The energy package
doesn't need to be
1153
00:37:19,605 --> 00:37:21,307
a story. It's
going to be a law.
1154
00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:22,040
You'd don't think we need
1155
00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,141
the environmental lobby?
1156
00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:24,410
I think
we need them.
1157
00:37:24,443 --> 00:37:25,477
I just don't think
we're going to lose them.
1158
00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:27,078
And I think you're
tragically misguided.
1159
00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:28,246
Sam, I...
1160
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,648
Many, if not most
environmentalists
1161
00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:31,650
are absolutists
who will use this insult to pull
1162
00:37:31,683 --> 00:37:34,019
their support under cover
we cut a deal with Detroit.
1163
00:37:34,052 --> 00:37:35,921
Well, then,
they can grow up, Sam.
1164
00:37:35,954 --> 00:37:37,623
"Use this insult"?
1165
00:37:37,656 --> 00:37:39,190
They just got the energy package
they wanted
1166
00:37:39,224 --> 00:37:40,759
they just got the President
at their dinner
1167
00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:41,593
and they should shut up!
1168
00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:42,528
Well, you should
1169
00:37:42,561 --> 00:37:44,863
explain it to them
just that way, Toby
1170
00:37:44,896 --> 00:37:47,999
'cause they're really pretty
receptive to that argument.
1171
00:37:48,033 --> 00:37:50,168
When they look down
the ballot and see
the alternatives
1172
00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:51,603
they get receptive
in a hurry.
1173
00:37:51,637 --> 00:37:55,774
Was there anything else,
or can I sit here now?
1174
00:37:55,807 --> 00:37:57,476
Yeah, you can sit here.
1175
00:37:57,509 --> 00:37:58,677
I'll see you tomorrow.
1176
00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,679
Yeah.
1177
00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:02,348
( sighs )
1178
00:38:02,381 --> 00:38:04,249
Sam, I'm looking
at opposition polling
1179
00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:05,351
that scares the
hell out of me.
1180
00:38:05,384 --> 00:38:06,952
I'm looking at
internal numbers
1181
00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:08,487
that change by the hour.
1182
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,389
I'm listening to
economists that tell
me there's weather...
1183
00:38:10,422 --> 00:38:13,058
You left me out.
1184
00:38:13,091 --> 00:38:14,159
( sighing ):
Yeah.
1185
00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:15,561
You think I'm the reason
you got beat
1186
00:38:15,594 --> 00:38:16,728
on the Leadership breakfast?
1187
00:38:16,762 --> 00:38:17,496
I got creamed, Sam.
1188
00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:18,397
You think I'm the reason?
1189
00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:19,365
I didn't want
the discussion!
1190
00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:20,131
Then what are you doing here
1191
00:38:20,165 --> 00:38:22,200
talking to me?
1192
00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:24,470
Now you want
the discussion.
1193
00:38:24,503 --> 00:38:25,804
You and the President may think
they deserved it
1194
00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:28,340
but the cynicism
of attacking your friends
1195
00:38:28,374 --> 00:38:32,878
for political protection
offends them and it offends me.
1196
00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:35,347
It offends you, and there's
really nothing I can do
1197
00:38:35,381 --> 00:38:39,084
to make you feel better
about that.
1198
00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:40,752
We can't govern if we don't win.
1199
00:38:43,722 --> 00:38:47,025
You should talk to me
about the numbers more.
1200
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:48,594
Yeah.
1201
00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:52,731
Anyway, I have
this beer, so...
1202
00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:54,566
Yeah.
1203
00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:56,735
I was just going to
sit down and drink it.
1204
00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,737
Yeah.
1205
00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:03,208
I mean, we don't have
to talk or anything.
1206
00:39:03,241 --> 00:39:05,744
Yeah.
1207
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:16,254
That was
Chairwoman Shelly Loobis
1208
00:39:16,287 --> 00:39:18,490
I just got off the phone with.
1209
00:39:18,524 --> 00:39:21,393
Before that was a conference
call with Jamie Schwartz
1210
00:39:21,427 --> 00:39:23,261
from the Environmental
Defense Fund
1211
00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:25,196
Bryce Davis
from the Sierra Club
1212
00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:26,932
and three Democratic Congressmen
1213
00:39:26,965 --> 00:39:29,535
from the Subcommittee
on Energy and the Environment.
1214
00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:31,336
The number
of different words
1215
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,104
they had
for "manipulative..."
1216
00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:34,740
Leo, there's no way
they didn't have
1217
00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:36,575
a thesaurus open
in front of them.
1218
00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:38,143
Bryce Davis said
if I keep this up
1219
00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:40,178
he's going to encourage
Seth Gillette
1220
00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,346
in a third-party bid.
1221
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:42,548
What'd you say?
1222
00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:44,616
I said for 50 bucks
and a ride to the airport
1223
00:39:44,650 --> 00:39:46,518
Gillette could have the job
right now.
1224
00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:47,619
( chuckles )
What'd you say?
1225
00:39:47,653 --> 00:39:49,588
I politely reminded them
that it's probably
1226
00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:52,458
not a good idea to threaten
the President. Nancy!
1227
00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:54,192
I want to know,
when you're pushing me
1228
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,594
towards the missile shield
1229
00:39:55,627 --> 00:39:57,896
it's not 'cause you want me
to look strong on defense.
1230
00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,330
NANCY:
Yes, sir?
1231
00:39:59,364 --> 00:40:00,732
Would you tell Charlie
I'm ready?
Yes, sir.
1232
00:40:00,766 --> 00:40:01,900
Don't.
I'm not. I'm
pushing you
1233
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:03,401
toward the shield
'cause I think it works.
1234
00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:04,369
Based on what?
1235
00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,604
Confidence...
1236
00:40:05,637 --> 00:40:08,273
and the understanding
that there's been a time
1237
00:40:08,306 --> 00:40:10,275
in the evolution
of everything that works
1238
00:40:10,308 --> 00:40:11,376
when it didn't work.
1239
00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,578
JOSH:
You know, can
I say this?
1240
00:40:12,611 --> 00:40:15,046
Why don't we just
give the $60 billion
1241
00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:18,016
to North Korea
in exchange for
not bombing us?
1242
00:40:18,049 --> 00:40:19,518
It's almost hard to believe
1243
00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:21,720
that you're not on
the National Security Council.
1244
00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:23,955
I know. I feel like they're
missing an important voice.
1245
00:40:23,989 --> 00:40:24,956
( door opens )
1246
00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:25,957
Good evening.
1247
00:40:25,991 --> 00:40:27,158
PRESIDENT:
John!
1248
00:40:27,192 --> 00:40:28,494
Let me explain why
you've been waiting.
1249
00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:30,629
I have to see people
in the order in
which they arrive
1250
00:40:30,662 --> 00:40:31,897
and you got beat
by Argentina.
1251
00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:32,898
Oh, uh, well, yes.
1252
00:40:32,931 --> 00:40:35,501
You also lost out
on preferred seating
1253
00:40:35,534 --> 00:40:36,668
for the State
of the Union.
1254
00:40:36,702 --> 00:40:37,903
I'm required to attend
the State of the Union?
1255
00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:38,570
Yes!
1256
00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:39,705
Well, then,
attend it I shall.
1257
00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,673
Okay. Tom?
1258
00:40:41,707 --> 00:40:44,109
it is with pleasure
that I present His Excellency
1259
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,944
Lord John Marbury
of Great Britain
1260
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:48,279
and by request
of the Secretary of State
1261
00:40:48,313 --> 00:40:49,548
ask that you accept
his credentials
1262
00:40:49,581 --> 00:40:51,917
from Her Royal Majesty,
Queen Elizabeth II
1263
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:54,820
as Great Britain's Ambassador
to the United States.
1264
00:40:54,853 --> 00:40:55,821
Hmm...
1265
00:40:57,255 --> 00:40:59,991
Where are you on
the missile shield?
1266
00:41:00,025 --> 00:41:04,362
Well, I think it's dangerous,
illegal, fiscally irresponsible
1267
00:41:04,395 --> 00:41:06,431
technologically unsound
1268
00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:09,234
and a threat
to all people everywhere.
1269
00:41:09,267 --> 00:41:10,869
Leo?
1270
00:41:10,902 --> 00:41:13,772
I think the world
invented a nuclear weapon.
1271
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,807
I think the world
owes it to itself
1272
00:41:15,841 --> 00:41:17,843
to see if it can't
invent something
1273
00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:19,511
that it would make
it irrelevant.
1274
00:41:19,545 --> 00:41:21,379
Well, that's
the right sentiment
1275
00:41:21,412 --> 00:41:23,314
and certainly a credible one
1276
00:41:23,348 --> 00:41:25,350
from a man who's fought
in a war.
1277
00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:27,385
You think you can
make it stop?
1278
00:41:27,418 --> 00:41:31,189
Well, you can't.
1279
00:41:31,222 --> 00:41:32,490
We build a shield.
1280
00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:34,593
Somebody will build
a better missile.
1281
00:41:36,695 --> 00:41:39,464
Well, it's a discussion
for serious men.
1282
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:40,666
They say a statesman
1283
00:41:40,699 --> 00:41:43,268
is a politician
who's been dead for 15 years.
1284
00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:47,072
I'd like us to be statesmen
while we're still alive.
1285
00:41:47,105 --> 00:41:48,039
Lord Marbury, I accept
1286
00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:49,841
your Letter of Credence
from Queen Elizabeth
1287
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:52,443
and by affixing my
signature and seal
1288
00:41:52,477 --> 00:41:53,745
do hereby
declare you to be
1289
00:41:53,779 --> 00:41:58,116
an Ambassador Extraordinary
and Plenipotentiary.
1290
00:41:58,149 --> 00:42:01,452
Well, thank you, sir.
1291
00:42:01,486 --> 00:42:03,689
Congratulations.
1292
00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:07,092
God bless America.
1293
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:08,493
God save the Queen.
1294
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,829
Let's go.
1295
00:42:15,601 --> 00:42:18,103
( chuckling )
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