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Previously on The West Wing:
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Josh was shot
in the chest.
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40% of the teachers
in Kirkwood, Oregon
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reported having
insufficient textbooks--
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Textbooks are important
if for no other reason
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than they'd accurately
place the town of Kirkwood
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in California
and not Oregon.
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We should hire her.
She's a Republican.
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Appeal to her sense of duty.
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I'm offering her a job.
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What the hell
made you think
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I wouldn't scream
where there are people?
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Did you meet anyone
there who isn't
worthless?
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Don't call them worthless.
They are patriots.
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And I'm their lawyer.
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Josh:
Donna!
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Donna:
Don't shout.
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Donna, come here!
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Did you hear me
say don't shout?
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No.
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You know why?
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'Cause you weren't
shouting.
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That's right.
That's right.
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What's the problem?
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They're still saying
I owe them $50,000
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and that "failure to pay
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will result in a negative
report on your credit."
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On my credit?
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On my credit. Sam!
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Don't shout.
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I got another letter.
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Don't worry
about it.
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I am worried about it.
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I called an
insurance guy.
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They're referring me
to insurance code 4336.
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You know what that means?
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No.
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Okay, there's $50,000
worth of hospital bills
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they're saying
they don't cover.
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You know what
that means?
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You may have
to get yourself
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a job mowing lawns
after school.
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Sam.
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Don't worry about it.
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Sam!
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Don't shout. Sam...
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Hi.
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I'm doing the
radio today.
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What's it about?
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You don't know
what it's about?
No.
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You're a speech writer.
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I'm the Deputy
Communications Director.
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I don't do
the radio address.
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I think this one's
about leaves turning.
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Wouldn't be surprised.
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Will he take
it seriously?
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The President?
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Yeah.
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Why wouldn't he
take it seriously?
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You don't take it
seriously.
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I'm not the one
who has to read it.
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I'm saying it's
the end of the week.
He gets a little punchy.
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It's not live.
He can do another take.
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Yeah.
Remember last April?
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Eleven takes.
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I remember.
Eleven.
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What did he say,
insurance code 9336?
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4336-- I had to give
those people key chains.
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What people?
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The guests at the radio address
were standing
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in the Oval Office
for an hour and a half.
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I sent them home with
White House key chains.
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Knock 'em dead.
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Oh, wait-- stay
here for a second.
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Why?
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I'm gonna
do my thing.
I've seen it.
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Yeah, but I'm
adding a joke.
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I'm sure it's great.
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Just, you know...
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Sure.
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Excuse me.
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( clears throat )
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Good morning.
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Welcome to the
White House.
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My name is Donnatella Moss.
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I work here in the west wing
as an assistant
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to Deputy Chief of
Staff Joshua Lyman
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which, I guess, makes me
Deputy Deputy Chief of Staff.
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Okay, uh, we're going to go
over to the Oval Office now
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if you'll follow me.
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As you probably know
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the President does a regular
Saturday morning radio address
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which he records
on Friday.
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The address is usually
two to three minutes in length.
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when it's over, the
President will be happy
to stand for pictures.
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I'm going to ask you to form
a horseshoe against that wall.
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Not an actual horseshoe
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that takes special training
as a blacksmith.
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Okay.
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Oh, thank God.
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How's it going?
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They didn't laugh
at the blacksmith joke.
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That's almost hard
to believe, Donna.
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How is everybody?
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Good morning, sir.
( crowd murmurs )
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We all set for
the speech?
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Not quite.
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What do you need, sir?
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The speech.
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Right here.
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Thank you.
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Let's do this in one,
shall we?
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One-Take Bartlet-- that's what
old Jack Warner used to call me.
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Here we go,
in three...
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two...
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"Good morning.
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"This month, as autumn is in
full bloom in much of the nation
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"the weekends
will be devoted,
by many of you
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to leaf peeping
and football watch... ing..."
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Cut tape.
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I'm sorry.
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"Leaf peeping,"
is that something
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we do now?
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Try another?
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We better get some key chains
in here.
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I heard that.
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Here we go,
in three...
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two...
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Engineer:
Okay, let's cut.
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Sorry, everybody.
This is going to be it.
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Four is my lucky number.
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This is take five, sir.
Five is my lucky number.
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Fifth-Take Bartlet.
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That's what Jack Warner
used to call me.
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Did you really know Jack
Warner, Mr. President?
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Yeah, because I used to be
a contract player in Hollywood
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and I'm 97 years old.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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Engineer:
In three, two...
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C.J.?
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How you doing, Toby?
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I'm fine, thanks.
Listen...
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Have you noticed that
I'm one of the few
people around here
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whose nose isn't
bent out of shape
over Ainsley Hayes?
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Yeah. Listen...
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I'm serious.
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You heard the news
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and you slammed a door
so hard it broke, okay?
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You heard the news
and you broke the White House.
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But I'm over it now,
and other people aren't
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and they should
get over it.
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I'll see what
I can do.
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In the meantime...
I'm gonna tell
you something--
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I don't think it's that
she's a Republican
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It's that she's a Republican
woman and she's good-looking.
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Well, those are three things,
when in combination
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usually spell careerism, but...
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Well, I think
it's sexist
in a bad way
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and I'm coming down
on her side.
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Good for you. Look...
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Toby, I am serious
about this.
Ed Barrie's doing
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Meet the Press
on Sunday.
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Did you know that?
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No. This Sunday?
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Day after tomorrow.
He's retiring.
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Maybe it's just a farewell
retrospective...
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He's also doing
Sam and Cokie
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Late Edition, and Capitol Beat.
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Are you sure about this?
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Sam got it from
Mark Gottfried.
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Has anyone talked to Judy?
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The DOD press office isn't
confirming anything.
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They won't confirm
whether a three-star general
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is going on television
to beat up the President?
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No.
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Carol!
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By the way
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you are a beautiful woman...
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and no one around here
has ever assumed
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you were either ambitious
or stupid.
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Toby?
Yeah.
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Took two years.
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Carol:
Yeah.
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I need to see General Barrie.
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Go to the Pentagon and get him
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and I don't want him
anywhere near a press line
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when he comes
into the west wing.
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Earliest possible
convenience?
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I could give a damn
if it's convenient or not.
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He's the Army
Chief of Staff, C.J.
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And I work for his boss,
so get him here.
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Want some help?
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No.
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Have a nice day.
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Hey, has Leo
told Tribbey
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about his new
Associate Counsel yet?
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I'll check the wire to see if
any maimings have been reported
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but I don't think
he's told him yet.
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Should be some decent
dinner theater.
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Let me know if you need me
on Captain Queeg.
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Ainsley:
He was okay
with it?
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He thinks it's
a great idea.
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He can't wait
to meet you.
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Lionel Tribbey?
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Yeah.
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Lionel Tribbey
thinks hiring me
was a great idea.
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Why are you surprised?
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Well, because I'm a Republican
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and Lionel Tribbey is...
incredibly not.
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Lionel Tribbey is the
White House Counsel.
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He is a brilliant and
fair-minded attorney
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and he will accept you
on his staff because
he is, well...
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fair-minded,
and because...
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You haven't told him yet.
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I have, in fact...
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not told him yet, no.
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So you lied to me
just then.
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I'm a politician, Ainsley.
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Of course I lied
to you just then.
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My first day is getting off
to a great start.
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About to get better.
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Why?
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Leo.
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Yeah.
Lionel Tribbey
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is on his way over.
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I just want to die.
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It's the White House.
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You'll get used
to that feeling.
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Maybe I should go.
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Ainsley...
I'll go, so you two
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can talk by yourselves...
You'll meet him now.
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It's going to be fine.
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It's not going to be fine.
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He'll yell and scream.
I've seen him on TV.
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Well, that's TV--
he's making a
full-throated
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defense of
the President.
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That's what we do.
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In real life, when
the cameras are off...
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( loud slam )
Leo!
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I will kill people today, Leo!
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I will kill people
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with this cricket bat
which was given to me
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by Her Royal Majesty
Elizabeth Windsor
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and then I will kill them
again with my own hands.
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Lionel...
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Has anybody
in this building
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heard of "contempt
of Congress"?
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Look, if I may...
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Congress will hold
the White House
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in contempt, which is nothing
compared to the contempt
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in which I will hold
the White House
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if this keeps happening.
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What did we do?
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Steve Joyce and
Mark Brookline
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testified at
Governmental Affairs
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that the White House
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couldn't produce
the Rockland memo
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because the White
House didn't have
the Rockland memo.
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Do we?
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Holding it in my hand, Leo!
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I'm sure there's...
When your guys
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go the Hill, they can't
drop their testimony
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00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:33,246
on my desk at 9:15
and testify at 9:30.
265
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,883
I was ready to take
a vacation, Leo.
266
00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:39,119
I was going to go
someplace warm,
with a beach
267
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somebody bringing
me drinks with
little umbrellas
268
00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,456
in them.
269
00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:44,858
I had this thing closed.
270
00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:45,959
Now I've got to go back
up there, hat in hand
271
00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:49,062
because the circus
is in town!
272
00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:50,130
Who is this?
273
00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,031
This is Ainsley Hayes.
274
00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:54,401
She's scared of meeting
you, so be nice.
275
00:08:54,434 --> 00:08:56,203
The girl who's been
writing the columns.
276
00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,537
Yeah.
277
00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:58,839
You're an idiot.
278
00:08:58,872 --> 00:08:59,640
Leo...
279
00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:01,108
She's not an
idiot, Lionel.
280
00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,275
She clerked
for Dreifort.
281
00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:03,443
Well, Dreifort's an idiot.
282
00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:05,478
Dreifort's a Supreme Court
Justice, Lionel
283
00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:07,014
so let's speak of him
with respect
284
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,382
and practice some tolerance
for those who disagree with us.
285
00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:10,383
I believe as long
286
00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:12,252
as Justice Dreifort
is intolerant
287
00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,621
toward gays, lesbians
288
00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,989
blacks, unions,
women, poor people
289
00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,391
and the First, Fourth,
Fifth and Ninth Amendments
290
00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:20,994
I will remain
intolerant toward him.
291
00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:23,230
Nice to meet you.
292
00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,865
She's working
for you, Lionel.
293
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:28,535
Excuse me?
294
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,803
She's working
for you.
295
00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:32,239
The President asked
me to hire her for
your office.
296
00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:37,444
The president of what asked you
to hire her for my office?
297
00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,979
The United States.
298
00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:45,986
( laughing )
299
00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:50,724
Excuse me.
300
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,127
I thought it went pretty well.
301
00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,196
"Our farming families
stand for the values
302
00:09:56,229 --> 00:10:00,600
that keep our nation
strong: faith, calm
perseverance and pa..."
303
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:01,869
Mr. President...
304
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,871
have you lost what little
was left of your mind?
305
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,438
I can't possibly work like this!
306
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,373
Oh, dear God.
307
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,307
Cut.
308
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,075
I had it.
309
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,009
Sir, is this a bad time?
310
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,111
It's a bit of a bad time.
Forgive me, sir
311
00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,612
but when you have a few moments
I would like to discuss
312
00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,815
the hiring of blonde
and leggy fascists
313
00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:17,685
whose knowledge does not include
the proper order of the alphabet
314
00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:19,653
for positions in the White House
Counsel's office.
315
00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,755
And we will, Lionel,
but right now
316
00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,090
I don't know
if you've noticed
317
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,826
but there are 30 or 40
other people in the room
318
00:10:25,859 --> 00:10:28,061
many of whom
have donated
319
00:10:28,095 --> 00:10:31,799
significant amounts of
money to the Democratic
Party, so perhaps
320
00:10:31,832 --> 00:10:34,334
you could get a tighter grip
on your horses
321
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:38,105
and we will talk about it later.
322
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,973
Yes.
323
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,041
Well.
324
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,847
Good morning, everyone.
325
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,215
Thank you, Mr. President.
326
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:55,723
( door closes )
327
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:59,392
Well, obviously, Lionel Tribbey
is a brilliant lawyer
328
00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,194
whom we cannot
live without
329
00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:04,597
or there would be very little
reason not to put him in prison.
330
00:11:04,631 --> 00:11:07,334
Let's try again.
331
00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:10,503
You've got two paragraphs
on H-404 for the AFL-CIO.
332
00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:11,571
I want you to re-think them.
333
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:13,206
Re-think them how?
334
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,442
Cut them.
335
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,710
Why can't he talk
about Superfund?
336
00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,411
Because it's
the AFL-CIO
337
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,447
and they want to hear about
how we'll protect their jobs.
338
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,615
How about we start by protecting
the planet they live on?
339
00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:23,683
How about you start
by cutting
340
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:26,653
the paragraphs?
Fine.
341
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,888
What are you doing?
342
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,824
I'm trying to help Josh
with his insurance thing.
343
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,125
The hospital was
"out of network."
344
00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:33,894
Therefore, they're
claiming responsibility
345
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,930
for only 20%
of a life-saving
medical procedure.
346
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:40,633
Also, he didn't
get the procedure
cleared beforehand.
347
00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,670
His lung was collapsed
and blood stopped
flowing to his brain.
348
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,972
He was supposed
to dial up
349
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,240
the automated 24-hour
customer care service line?
350
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:49,810
If it keeps up like this,
he'll have to sue these people.
351
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,945
I like a country
where you can sue
the insurance company
352
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,447
but not the people
who shot you.
353
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,884
Anyway, cut the two paragraphs.
354
00:12:08,195 --> 00:12:10,864
What?
355
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,833
He can sue the people
that shot him.
356
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,168
The people who shot him
are dead.
357
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:16,770
No.
358
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,806
Hardly any of them are.
359
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:28,548
till he went
on elocution safari
360
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,817
during the word
"protuberance."
361
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,518
When did he
finally nail it?
362
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,519
Oh, he hasn't yet.
363
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:34,754
He hasn't done it yet?
364
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,756
There are matters of State
to attend to, Josh.
365
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:37,858
He can't spend the day,
you know
366
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:38,892
indefinitely in this room...
367
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:40,227
What about the audience?
368
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,228
I sent them home.
369
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,830
I'm going to bring in
a new audience, you know
370
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,131
like the old Carson show.
371
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,598
What the hell
are we talking about?
372
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,334
Did you know
"leaf peeping" was a thing?
373
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,736
( phone rings )
374
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:50,770
Josh Lyman.
375
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:51,972
Leaf peeping?
376
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,606
Yeah.
377
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,308
Sam wants
to see you.
378
00:12:55,342 --> 00:12:56,609
Insurance victory.
379
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:58,846
"And the weak shall
be made mighty," Donna
380
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:02,715
not "might is right,"
but rather "might for right."
381
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:04,852
This relates
to leaf peeping how?
382
00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:05,986
It doesn't.
383
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,388
Don't eat my
French fries.
384
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:12,292
Hey.
385
00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,460
Hey, good, come on in.
386
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,228
Did you beat them
into submission?
387
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,029
No.
388
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,330
Did you beat
them at all?
389
00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:18,631
Forget about the insurance.
390
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:19,867
Unless the insurance company
forgets
391
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:20,934
about the
insurance...
392
00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:22,970
The Southern
Poverty Law Center.
393
00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:24,171
Josh, I think you know
394
00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:25,873
that for the three months
you were out recovering
395
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,975
a lot of people were looking
for a new legislative avenue
396
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,710
for Federal law enforcement
to get the extremists.
397
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,479
You could throw out
the Bill of Rights.
398
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,480
Toby tried.
399
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,848
I was kidding.
400
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:37,650
Josh, this is our way in,
a civil action.
401
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,419
You could subpoena
everything
402
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,653
membership rolls,
donor rolls
403
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,891
minutes of meetings,
weapons inventory,
computer downloads.
404
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,758
And you depose
every man and woman
405
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:46,759
who's every been to a meeting
406
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:49,396
and every man
and woman they name.
407
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:52,565
Josh, the Southern
Poverty Law Center wants you
408
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,334
to sue the Knights
of the Ku Klux Klan
409
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,136
for $100 million.
410
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,139
Josh.
411
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:00,974
Yeah.
412
00:14:01,008 --> 00:14:03,143
Donna called, she said
don't be late for budget.
413
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,211
Yeah.
414
00:14:06,813 --> 00:14:08,281
I got to go.
415
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:18,558
Charlie.
416
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:19,960
Good afternoon,
ma'am.
417
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,428
Charlie, is
the President
free for a moment?
418
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,663
He's in the Roosevelt Room
with the Far East advisors.
419
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,664
Would you like me to...
420
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,133
No, no, don't
interrupt him.
421
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,834
Korea might have
more plutonium.
422
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,769
Just give him a
message for me.
Sure.
423
00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,171
You'll want to
write this down.
Yes, ma'am.
424
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:33,640
Your blood pressure
is 120 over 80.
425
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:34,841
How did you know
that, ma'am?
426
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,476
I'm saying his
blood pressure...
427
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,744
...is 120 over 80.
428
00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:38,878
Yeah, your EKG
429
00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,647
shows a good
sinus rhythm.
Okay.
430
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,349
No evidence of
ischemic changes.
431
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,650
How are we spelling...
432
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,485
Doesn't matter.
Your electrolytes
and metabolic panels
433
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:46,719
are within
normal limits.
434
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,021
Chest x-ray's clear
435
00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:49,556
and prostate screens
are fine.
436
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,557
Okay.
437
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:53,026
So we can
have sex now.
438
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,262
Okay, that's not
me and you, right?
439
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,263
Go.
440
00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,297
Yeah.
441
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,205
Good afternoon,
Mrs. Bartlet.
442
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,406
Good afternoon,
Mrs. Landingham.
443
00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:07,207
How are you today?
444
00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,608
Oh, I'm just fine.
Thank you.
445
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:09,809
Are you looking
for the President?
446
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,711
I imagine he'll be
along in a moment.
447
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:12,779
( door slams )
448
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:13,947
Really?!
Oh, yeah.
449
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,182
Good afternoon,
Mr. President.
450
00:15:15,215 --> 00:15:16,416
Good afternoon,
Mrs. Landingham.
451
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,417
Is there anything I...
452
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:18,651
Go away right now.
453
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:19,652
You seem a little tense
454
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:20,520
Mr. President.
455
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:21,521
Not for long,
Mrs. Landingham.
456
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,455
Why don't we go inside?
457
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,456
Absolutely.
458
00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:27,660
Sir, would you like me
459
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,296
to inform Mr. McGarry
and the advisors
460
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,363
that they could...
461
00:15:30,397 --> 00:15:31,564
B.P. 120 over 80.
462
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,799
Who cares?
It's been 14 weeks.
463
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,968
Do these
curtains close?
Not here, Jed.
464
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:35,835
Yes, you're right.
465
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:36,603
Where?
466
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:37,404
How about our bedroom?
467
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,139
New Hampshire's
an hour and a half.
468
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,240
I don't have
that kind of time.
469
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,209
How about our bedroom
in the residence?
470
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,643
We have a bedroom
right here in the building.
471
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:44,677
That was so smart.
472
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,678
Yes.
Let's go.
473
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:46,679
Jed.
What?
474
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:47,981
Korea, plutonium.
475
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,716
Oh... God.
I hate plutonium.
476
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,518
We have to find time
before 6:00.
477
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,552
What happens at 6:00?
478
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,387
I have to fly to
Cochrane's Mills,
Pennsylvania.
479
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,922
Where the hell
is Cochrane's Mills?
480
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,224
Pennsylvania.
481
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:58,025
Right.
482
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,692
So, you talk
to Charlie.
483
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:00,693
I'll talk
to Lilly.
484
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:01,828
We'll coordinate
our schedules.
485
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:02,962
We'll find a free hour.
486
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:03,963
I don't think
it's going to take
487
00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:04,964
more than a couple
of minutes
488
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:05,965
but I like
your confidence.
489
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:06,966
Just get back to work.
490
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,201
Can't we just
close the curtains?
491
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,003
Just get back
to work.
492
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,408
C.J.
Is he here?
493
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,643
He sent...
Carol.
494
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,679
He sent an aide,
Lt. Buckley.
495
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:20,713
C.J.
496
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:21,914
Ms. Cregg.
497
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:24,017
Lt. Buckley.
I'm a staff aide
to General Barrie.
498
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:25,385
I understand you need
to speak with him.
499
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,020
Yes, I do, so what
are you doing here?
500
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,021
I'm an aide to Gen...
501
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:28,921
I heard you
the first time.
502
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:29,856
Where's the General?
503
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:30,823
The General sent me.
504
00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,192
Well, I'm going
to send you back.
505
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,360
Ma'am, if I could
just know the
exact nature...
506
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,961
Is Ed Barrie doing
the morning shows?
507
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,229
I wouldn't
know that, ma'am.
That's handled...
508
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,297
I would know,
and I do
509
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,998
and so do you,
so cut the crap.
510
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,267
Ma'am...
He's going
to go on TV
511
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,534
and trash
the President.
512
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,303
That will be the
last thing he does
before he retires?
513
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,504
Once again,
ma'am, it's...
514
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,505
Lieutenant.
515
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:46,506
He's going to trash
516
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:47,907
the President?
517
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,209
I don't think
it's a surprise to you
518
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,378
that General Barrie has
some very serious disagreements
519
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,414
with this administration,
particularly your President.
520
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,583
My President is
your President, too.
521
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:58,651
Additionally, he has
some very real concerns
522
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,820
over the current state of
readiness of our armed forces.
523
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,955
That shouldn't
get too many people
alarmed for no reason.
524
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:05,758
And so he feels that taking
this opportunity
525
00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:07,060
to express his opinions--
526
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:09,262
opinions which are considered
at the most expert level--
527
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:12,199
taking this opportunity
before he leaves the service
528
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,101
is his patriotic obligation.
529
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,837
It's called ring and run.
530
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,539
Ma'am?
Go back to the
Pentagon right now.
531
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,709
Tell General Barrie
C.J. Cregg says he's a coward.
532
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,518
Leo:
I'll be honest with you
533
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,786
I didn't even know
we had offices down here.
534
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,021
That bodes
well for me.
535
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,023
I wonder what else
we got down here.
536
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,226
Bats possibly?
537
00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,762
Room 442 is what we're
looking for.
538
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,598
I wouldn't be surprised
if we see it any second now.
539
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:47,500
You really didn't
need to take me
down here, Leo.
540
00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,169
There's no way you'd
find it yourself.
541
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,670
You're the White House
Chief of Staff.
542
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:51,571
You shouldn't be...
543
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,705
Don't worry about it.
544
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,642
442...
Where the hell is it?
545
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:59,279
You've been really
decent to me, Leo.
546
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,947
I want to thank you
for that.
547
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,116
Kid, the others
are going to come around.
548
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,851
No, they won't.
549
00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:05,952
See, you've got
to remember
550
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,120
that the people
you're talking about
551
00:18:07,154 --> 00:18:10,290
live their lives under siege,
24 hours every day
552
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,359
at a time in their lives
when they're trying
553
00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,660
with all their might
to do good.
554
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,162
You're in their foxhole.
555
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:18,398
Sam Seaborn had this innocent
relationship with a girl--
556
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,267
Bam, here comes
the enemy.
557
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,868
I'm a recovering alcoholic--
558
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:26,173
Bam, radio, TV, magazines,
cameras in front of my house
559
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,841
people shouting at my daughter
at the ball game.
560
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:31,844
Editorials, op-eds--
"He's a drunk.
561
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,714
He's dangerous.
He should resign."
562
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,718
I wrote one
of those op-ed pieces.
563
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,320
I know.
564
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:45,192
It's right over here, 442.
565
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,739
It's written down here.
566
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:03,776
This is the steam pipe
trunk distribution venue.
567
00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:12,018
I'm working in the steam pipe
trunk distribution venue?
568
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:15,455
No, you're working
in your office.
569
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,656
Well...
570
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,596
Thank you for the help.
571
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,369
Ainsley, don't worry
572
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:33,005
about Sam or Josh
and Toby or C.J.
573
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,974
or the Democrats
on the Hill
574
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,577
or the Republicans on TV.
575
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,912
You're here to serve
the President.
576
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,850
Anyway...
577
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:47,720
welcome to the White House.
578
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,372
( footsteps )
579
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,641
Leo?
580
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,177
Mr. Tribbey.
581
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:12,279
I see they've found
you an office.
582
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:15,248
Such as it is.
583
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,583
Good men and women
have worked
584
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,385
in whatever room
was available in
this building
585
00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:20,720
and have done so
without complaint.
586
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,922
I don't believe you heard me
complain, Mr. Tribbey.
587
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,724
I believe I did, Miss Hayes.
588
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:25,525
Now, why don't you
589
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,826
tell me what this is all about?
590
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:27,694
Sir?
591
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,728
These people here are
592
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,196
trying to do something.
593
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,130
I'll have their backs
while they're trying.
594
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,665
What are you
doing here?
595
00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:33,666
Serving my country.
596
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,001
Why not join the Navy?
597
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,002
I was asked to do this.
598
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,036
And you said yes.
Yes.
599
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:37,970
Why?
600
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,239
I feel a sense of duty.
601
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,242
I'm sorry?
602
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,212
I said I feel a sense of duty.
603
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,380
What, did you
just walk out
604
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,015
of The Pirates of Penzance?
605
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,149
Sir?
606
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:51,784
"Why, he's an
Englishman."
607
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:54,020
"He is an Englishman"
is from H.M.S. Pinafore.
608
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,422
It's from Penzance.
609
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:58,525
Don't tell me about
Gilbert and Sullivan.
610
00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:01,961
It's from PenzanceorIolanthe--
one of the ones about duty.
611
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:04,664
They're all about duty,
and it's from Pinafore.
612
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:05,698
Miss Hayes...
613
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,600
Is it so hard to believe,
in this day and age
614
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,369
that someone would roll up
their sleeves
615
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:14,006
set aside partisanship,
and say what can I do?
616
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,775
Yes.
617
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,114
I want you to go
up to the Hill
this afternoon
618
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,616
and I want you
to talk to the
Associate
619
00:21:23,650 --> 00:21:25,151
Majority Counsel at
Governmental Affairs.
620
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,486
You're sending me
to the Majority Counsel
621
00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,254
'cause I speak Republican.
622
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,490
Yes. Two staffers in the
Communications Office--
623
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,325
Steve Joyce and
Mark Brookline--
624
00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,660
The two you wanted to kill
with your cricket bat
625
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,828
for screwing up on possession
of the Rockland memo.
626
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,897
Yes.
627
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:41,768
Read about it,
then fix it.
628
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,436
I will.
629
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:45,237
And thank you for asking me.
630
00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:46,573
Yeah.
631
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,443
Mr. Tribbey?
632
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,479
I'd like to do well on this,
my first assignment.
633
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:54,013
Any advice you could give me
that might point me
634
00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:58,851
the way of success
would be, by me, appreciated.
635
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:01,220
Well, not speaking
in iambic pentameter might be
636
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:03,089
a step in the right direction.
637
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,457
Yeah.
638
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,962
The President's way too moderate
for your taste.
639
00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:15,001
Excuse me?
640
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:16,235
Way too moderate...
641
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:17,470
on affirmative action,
capital gains
642
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:18,871
public schools,
free trade.
643
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,107
You left a lucrative practice
in Chicago
644
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,875
and a seven-figure income.
645
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:26,846
It wasn't out of duty?
646
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,555
How are they tying
the two shooters
647
00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,123
and the signal
guy to the Klan?
648
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:38,257
They're tying them
to the Klan
649
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,159
West Virginia White Pride
650
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,327
the Brotherhood
of Aryan Nations.
651
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,462
How does that...?
652
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:44,731
The following is in
the possession of the FBI:
653
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,799
A map and the President's
itinerary
654
00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:49,769
given to the shooters
by the chapter head
of White Pride
655
00:22:49,802 --> 00:22:51,871
a videotape of a meeting
the shooters attended
656
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:54,741
with the leader railing
against interracial couples
657
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:57,143
specifically citing
Charlie and Zoey
658
00:22:57,176 --> 00:22:59,512
using the term
"lone wolf" over and over
659
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:00,947
which is the phrase
they use when they want
660
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:04,183
their younger members
to take matters into
their own hands
661
00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:06,252
a copy of Hunter,
by William Pierce
662
00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:07,787
bought at a Klan rally
in Blacksburg.
663
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,789
In the book,
Pierce encourages
fellow supremacists
664
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,958
to rid the Earth
of interracial couples
665
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:13,225
by shooting them.
666
00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:14,594
This is enough,
more than enough
667
00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:16,195
to begin deposing witnesses.
668
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,430
You wanted to see me?
669
00:23:17,464 --> 00:23:18,898
Uh, yeah-- I just
wanted to tell you
670
00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:22,201
that Joyce and Brookline
are at it again.
671
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,402
What'd they do?
672
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:24,837
They told
Government Affairs
673
00:23:24,871 --> 00:23:26,506
that we never had
the Rockland memo.
674
00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,407
I think we did have
the Rockland memo.
675
00:23:28,441 --> 00:23:30,477
We did. Would you talk
to the two of them?
676
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:31,744
Yeah-- I think
I also better talk
677
00:23:31,778 --> 00:23:32,912
to somebody
in Government Affairs.
678
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:34,481
Tribbey already
sent Ainsley Hayes.
679
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:35,648
To do what?
680
00:23:35,682 --> 00:23:37,283
Talk to the Associate Majority--
681
00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:39,418
That's something I couldn't do?
682
00:23:39,452 --> 00:23:40,987
He wanted to send a lawyer.
683
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:43,456
I'm a lawyer; everybody
in the room's a lawyer.
684
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:44,991
From the Counsel's Office.
685
00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:46,759
Good-- and I'll tell
everybody else to keep
686
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:48,561
their fingers crossed
a story hasn't been leaked
687
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,563
we withheld evidence,
then tried to cover our tracks.
688
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,699
Sam, that's enough.
689
00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,036
Anything else?
690
00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:58,237
No.
691
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,006
Thank you.
692
00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,911
His point isn't
wholly without merit.
693
00:24:06,245 --> 00:24:07,079
What do you need?
694
00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,180
Sam was talking to me.
695
00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:10,717
The Southern Poverty
Law Center...
696
00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:11,884
We know.
697
00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:15,187
What do you think?
698
00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:17,056
Well, I'm not wild about it.
699
00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,324
Why?
700
00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:19,726
Our people can be deposed, too
701
00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:20,760
which leaves them vulnerable
702
00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,529
to embarrassing
questions like...
703
00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:24,731
"Have you ever tried cocaine?"
704
00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,233
They can ask Sam has he ever
slept with a prostitute.
705
00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:28,768
Those questions are irrelevant.
706
00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,069
That's why
they'll ask them.
707
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:30,937
If one of our people
708
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:32,438
refuses to answer,
it's a story.
709
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:33,773
So we're not wild about it.
710
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:37,209
That said, say the word,
we'll take a leave of absence
711
00:24:37,243 --> 00:24:38,645
and join your legal team.
712
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:47,119
Tribbey says it's from Penzance,
by the way.
713
00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:48,287
It's from Pinafore.
714
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,656
He says it's the one about duty.
715
00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:50,957
They're all about duty.
716
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,826
I want to be very clear.
I could give a damn.
717
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:54,861
Yeah.
718
00:24:56,996 --> 00:25:01,000
Engineer:
Okay, Saturday morning
radio address, Take 21.
719
00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:03,836
I have a really good feeling
about this one, sir.
720
00:25:03,870 --> 00:25:05,437
Is this still
my first term?
721
00:25:05,471 --> 00:25:07,640
Yes, sir, but I do
take your point.
722
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,308
We've spent
quite a bit of time on this.
723
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,577
Here we go.
724
00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:13,880
In five, four, three, two...
725
00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:14,881
"Good evening."
726
00:25:14,914 --> 00:25:15,882
Cut.
727
00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:16,616
What?!
What?!
728
00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:17,349
It's morning.
729
00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:18,417
It's evening.
730
00:25:18,450 --> 00:25:19,552
It's dark outside,
Charlie.
731
00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:20,987
It's evening now, Mr. President.
732
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,021
It's morning tomorrow.
733
00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:23,489
What time is it?
734
00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:24,657
It's 5:45, sir.
735
00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:27,026
Here we go.
736
00:25:27,059 --> 00:25:27,960
In five...
737
00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,862
Excuse me.
738
00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:31,030
No, I can't.
739
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,264
I got to go.
740
00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:33,265
Sir, I...
741
00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:35,401
Kids, I am so sorry.
742
00:25:35,434 --> 00:25:38,104
I have to go now
to a special meeting
743
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:40,039
of the government.
744
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:41,774
I will mail you all
745
00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:44,376
an autographed copy
of the picture we took together
746
00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:47,179
and one day,
you will all understand.
747
00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,348
Mr. President.
748
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,382
Take a break, Charlie.
749
00:25:50,416 --> 00:25:51,383
She's not there, sir.
750
00:25:51,417 --> 00:25:52,852
I'm going to a
special meeting--
751
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,286
Of the government.
Yes, sir.
752
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,455
She had to go
to Pennsylvania early.
753
00:25:56,488 --> 00:25:57,556
Would you like
to come back inside
754
00:25:57,590 --> 00:26:01,160
and take another swing
at the radio address?
755
00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:02,528
Sure.
756
00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:04,263
Would you like to get
that smile off your face
757
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:05,331
before I send you
758
00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:06,899
on special assignment
to the Yukon?
759
00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:08,635
Yes, sir.
760
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:15,174
I've ordered many men
on assignment, Ms. Cregg.
761
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:16,475
I've sent them
762
00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:17,977
to Hue City, Khe Sanh
Village, Danang--
763
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:18,645
Sir...
764
00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:19,746
Don't interrupt me, lady.
765
00:26:19,779 --> 00:26:21,447
I've sent them
to Grenada
766
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,649
I've sent them
to Haiti
767
00:26:22,682 --> 00:26:23,650
and I've sent them
768
00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:25,752
to Iraqi-occupied
Kuwait.
769
00:26:25,785 --> 00:26:27,019
All acts
of cowardice?
770
00:26:27,053 --> 00:26:27,787
Sir...
771
00:26:27,820 --> 00:26:29,288
You think sending
my aide here
772
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:30,189
was an act
of cowardice?
773
00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:32,491
You think I have
the time and
inclination...
774
00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:33,525
Sir, due respect--
775
00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:35,294
that wasn't what
I was referring to.
776
00:26:35,327 --> 00:26:36,395
I think jumping
up and down
777
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:37,496
on the Commander in Chief
778
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,065
and then beating
a path out of town
779
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,232
is an act of cowardice.
780
00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:41,968
I think alerting
the public
781
00:26:42,001 --> 00:26:44,871
to staggeringly dangerous
vulnerabilities
782
00:26:44,904 --> 00:26:46,706
of the current state
of the military
783
00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:48,007
is an act of conscience.
784
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,709
And I would, too,
sir, except--
785
00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:51,844
and again I say this
with all due respect--
786
00:26:51,878 --> 00:26:54,580
Shove your respect!
I don't want it!
787
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,282
I say this
with all due respect.
788
00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:57,483
I think your motives
are personal
789
00:26:57,516 --> 00:26:59,151
and I'd like
to discuss that, sir.
790
00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:02,221
Sure-- How about we discuss
new defense spending
791
00:27:02,254 --> 00:27:06,158
being down to $300 billion
from $400 billion ten years ago?
792
00:27:06,192 --> 00:27:06,926
Is that personal?
793
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:07,960
No sir, I think that's about
794
00:27:07,994 --> 00:27:09,696
the Cold War ending
ten years ago
795
00:27:09,729 --> 00:27:11,430
and America not needing
to spend quite so much money
796
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:14,266
defending itself against
a country that can't bake bread.
797
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:15,367
Kitten...
798
00:27:15,401 --> 00:27:17,503
Op-tempo is up,
which is fine
799
00:27:17,536 --> 00:27:19,772
but the problem is,
pers-tempo is up, too.
800
00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:20,940
Do you know
what that is?
801
00:27:20,973 --> 00:27:23,509
It's the rate
of turnover in
individual jobs.
802
00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:24,811
Yes, sir,
pers-tempo is up
803
00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:26,946
because higher-paying
civilian jobs
are luring men
804
00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,547
and women trained
in high tech.
805
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:29,949
We're more than happy
to take the rap
806
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,483
for a booming economy, sir.
807
00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:32,518
Two divisions:
808
00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:34,486
the Tenth Mountain
Division at Fort Drum
809
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,222
and the First
Infantry in Germany
810
00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:37,924
have been rated C-4.
811
00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:40,693
That's the lowest
of four possible
readiness grades.
812
00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:42,829
it means "unfit
for service."
813
00:27:42,862 --> 00:27:44,864
No, sir-- Again,
with all respect,
I hate to disagree
814
00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:46,165
but it means
unfit for service
815
00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:48,768
based on the Pentagon's
"two war" doctrine.
816
00:27:48,801 --> 00:27:51,337
It's based on how fast
these divisions would
817
00:27:51,370 --> 00:27:53,973
be able to extract themselves
from their peacekeeping mission
818
00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:58,510
retrain on home bases,
and ship off to a second of two
819
00:27:58,544 --> 00:28:01,748
full-scale,
Gulf-War-sized conflicts.
820
00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:02,949
There are also some
821
00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:04,851
both inside and outside
the Pentagon
822
00:28:04,884 --> 00:28:07,019
who question whether
the C-4 ratings might not be
823
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:09,088
a political maneuver
on the part of the DOD
824
00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:10,890
to help Republican allies
in Congress
825
00:28:10,923 --> 00:28:13,225
secure more
defense money.
826
00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:17,163
Well, I'll be telling my story
to Tim Russert.
827
00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:21,200
No, I don't think you will,
General.
828
00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:22,301
I'm sorry?
829
00:28:22,334 --> 00:28:24,170
I said I don't think
you will.
830
00:28:25,872 --> 00:28:27,907
I notice among
your many decorations
831
00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:30,476
is the Distinguished
Combat Service Medal.
832
00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:31,778
You're wearing it now
833
00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:34,413
as well as in numerous
photographs
834
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:38,985
including some taken
with enlisted men
in the field.
835
00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:40,419
You won it while
on temporary duty
836
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:44,723
with the Navy's
U.S.S. Brooke.
837
00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:47,393
The thing is,
the Brooke was never fired on
838
00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:49,996
and it never shot its guns.
839
00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:51,630
Right now,
and in photographs
840
00:28:51,663 --> 00:28:53,966
you're wearing a medal
you never won.
841
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,202
How does that usually go over
with the boys?
842
00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:06,345
He never served
in uniform--
843
00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:08,547
not once--
844
00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,716
and he presumes--
845
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:13,752
Is there anything else, sir?
846
00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:25,965
( door closes )
847
00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:51,323
Excuse me...
848
00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:54,360
I'm looking for Steve Joyce
and Mark Brookline.
849
00:29:54,393 --> 00:29:56,328
Woman:
Steve? Mark?
850
00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:57,897
Ainsley:
Thanks.
851
00:30:01,533 --> 00:30:03,836
Hi, I'm Ainsley Hayes.
852
00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:06,072
Mark Brookline.
853
00:30:06,105 --> 00:30:07,206
Steve Joyce.
854
00:30:07,239 --> 00:30:09,976
Is there someplace a little
more private we can speak?
855
00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:11,543
What do you think,
the Oval Office?
856
00:30:11,577 --> 00:30:12,912
The Oval Office works.
857
00:30:12,945 --> 00:30:15,181
Or the Cabinet Room.
858
00:30:15,214 --> 00:30:16,815
Why don't we just
step out into the hall.
859
00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:30,129
Okay, we'll keep
our voices down.
860
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,931
Okay.
861
00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:35,667
Lionel Tribbey asked me
862
00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:37,003
to take care
of the false testimony
863
00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:38,804
you gave to the Governmental
Affairs Committee.
864
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:39,838
False testimony?
865
00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:41,507
Regarding the Rockland memo.
866
00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:42,708
Look at your watch, Steve.
867
00:30:42,741 --> 00:30:44,410
17 seconds it took her
to call us liars.
868
00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:49,048
Fellas, that's not
what I was saying...
869
00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:52,218
I chose the wrong word
and I apologize.
870
00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:54,286
Mistaken testimony--
you're absolutely right.
871
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,255
Anyway, I spoke
to the Associate Counsel
872
00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:58,057
and I think
we're going to be fine.
873
00:30:58,090 --> 00:30:59,825
Two things I wanted
to mention:
874
00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:02,194
Mark-- I'm sorry,
I have work to do.
875
00:31:02,228 --> 00:31:02,929
Yeah.
876
00:31:02,962 --> 00:31:04,530
No, this'll just
take a second.
877
00:31:04,563 --> 00:31:07,466
First of all, forgive me
if I'm repeating somebody else
878
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:10,569
but I'd be remiss if I didn't
make sure you understood
879
00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:12,571
that Section 194
of the Federal Code
880
00:31:12,604 --> 00:31:15,674
says Congress can turn
your testimony over
to a U.S. Attorney
881
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,643
and he'd most likely
impanel a Grand Jury.
882
00:31:17,676 --> 00:31:19,145
You don't want
any part of that.
883
00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:22,248
Thanks-- You know,
we both went to
high school.
884
00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:24,616
Yeah... um...
885
00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:26,986
The second thing is this:
886
00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:29,855
Your attitude during
your testimony is being taken
887
00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:32,358
by some of the Republican
committee members
888
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,560
as a sign of disrespect.
889
00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:35,962
( laughing ):
Oh, please.
890
00:31:35,995 --> 00:31:36,996
No, hang on
a second.
891
00:31:37,029 --> 00:31:38,664
This is so easy to fix
892
00:31:38,697 --> 00:31:40,366
we are going
to pick up yardage.
893
00:31:40,399 --> 00:31:41,500
Write a short note
894
00:31:41,533 --> 00:31:44,270
have it delivered by messenger
to the Majority Counsel
895
00:31:44,303 --> 00:31:46,472
and copy the Chairman
and the Speaker.
896
00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:47,506
Your first act on the job
897
00:31:47,539 --> 00:31:49,775
is asking us to apologize
to the Republicans
898
00:31:49,808 --> 00:31:51,343
on the Governmental
Affairs Committee.
899
00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:52,811
And the Speaker
of the House, Steve.
900
00:31:52,844 --> 00:31:53,912
Because they didn't like
901
00:31:53,946 --> 00:31:55,547
our attitude?
902
00:31:56,949 --> 00:32:01,220
Yeah, I know
this doesn't look good.
903
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,922
But the fact is,
it's the smart thing to do.
904
00:32:03,956 --> 00:32:06,125
And if you don't do it
at my suggestion
905
00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:08,860
I know Lionel Tribbey
is going to come down here
906
00:32:08,894 --> 00:32:10,529
and you're going
to have to do it at his.
907
00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:11,563
I have work to do.
908
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:12,598
Yeah.
909
00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:16,935
( door closes )
910
00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:18,104
Agent:
Good evening,
Mr. President.
911
00:32:18,137 --> 00:32:19,371
Guys, it's very important
912
00:32:19,405 --> 00:32:21,640
that nobody tries to kill me
in the next hour or so.
913
00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:23,109
Yes, sir.
914
00:32:23,142 --> 00:32:24,977
Where have you been?
915
00:32:25,011 --> 00:32:26,545
I was on a conference call
916
00:32:26,578 --> 00:32:28,714
with Cardinal Law and
the Archbishop of Chicago.
917
00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:30,182
You couldn't get off the phone?
918
00:32:30,216 --> 00:32:31,950
Yeah, excuse me,
Your Eminence
919
00:32:31,984 --> 00:32:33,785
but the First Lady
is a little randy
920
00:32:33,819 --> 00:32:35,087
and she says I'm good to go.
921
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:36,522
I am a little randy, Jed.
Good.
922
00:32:36,555 --> 00:32:37,523
Take your clothes off.
923
00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,525
Whatever happened to romance?
924
00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:40,692
A couple of cocktails
925
00:32:40,726 --> 00:32:41,527
Mel Torme...
926
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:43,095
Get 'em off.
927
00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:44,596
Okay, I'll go into the bathroom
928
00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:46,999
where I am going to change
into a special little garment
929
00:32:47,033 --> 00:32:48,267
I think you might enjoy.
930
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,135
Abbey, you have two minutes
931
00:32:49,168 --> 00:32:50,269
or I swear to God
932
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,004
I'm going to get
Mrs. Landingham drunk.
933
00:32:52,038 --> 00:32:54,740
Loosen your tie.
Loosen whatever you'd like.
934
00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:00,812
What was that thing
you were doing?
935
00:33:00,846 --> 00:33:02,048
When?
936
00:33:02,081 --> 00:33:03,682
Tonight, in Pennsylvania.
937
00:33:03,715 --> 00:33:05,417
You know what it was.
938
00:33:05,451 --> 00:33:07,753
It was a monument dedication.
A statue.
939
00:33:07,786 --> 00:33:08,887
Yeah.
940
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,256
A statue to who?
941
00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:11,490
Nellie Bly.
942
00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:14,060
You went all the way
to Cochrane's whatever
943
00:33:14,093 --> 00:33:16,695
to dedicate a monument
to Nellie Bly?
944
00:33:16,728 --> 00:33:20,199
Abbey, you can really pass
that kind of thing along.
945
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:21,767
You don't have to accept
every invitation
946
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:23,835
from every yahoo
historical society
947
00:33:23,869 --> 00:33:26,138
that knows someone
in the social office.
948
00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:28,006
If you want,
I can have Charlie...
949
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:33,079
You haven't changed into the...
950
00:33:33,112 --> 00:33:35,647
"special garment."
951
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:38,550
Cochrane's Mills
is where I went.
952
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,387
Yeah.
953
00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:44,323
You know what I did,
just then, that was stupid?
954
00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:47,159
I minimized the importance
of the statue
955
00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:48,927
that was dedicated
to Nellie Bly
956
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:49,928
an extraordinary woman
957
00:33:49,961 --> 00:33:51,029
to whom we all
owe a great deal.
958
00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:52,698
You don't know who
she is, do you?
959
00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:55,101
This isn't happening to me.
960
00:33:55,134 --> 00:33:56,735
She pioneered
investigative
journalism.
961
00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:58,537
Then she's the one I want
to beat the crap out of.
962
00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:01,307
She risked her life
by having herself
committed
963
00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:02,774
to a mental institution
for ten days
964
00:34:02,808 --> 00:34:04,876
so she could
write about it.
965
00:34:04,910 --> 00:34:06,578
She changed entirely
966
00:34:06,612 --> 00:34:08,714
the way we treat
the mentally ill
in this country.
967
00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:09,581
Yes, Abigail--
968
00:34:09,615 --> 00:34:11,517
In 1890, she traveled
around the world
969
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:15,254
in 72 days, 6 hours,
11 minutes and 14 seconds
970
00:34:15,287 --> 00:34:18,624
besting, by more than one week,
Jules Verne's 80 days.
971
00:34:18,657 --> 00:34:20,359
She sounds like
an incredible woman, Abbey.
972
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:22,594
I'm particularly
impressed that she beat
a fictional record.
973
00:34:22,628 --> 00:34:25,397
If she goes 21,000 leagues
under the sea
974
00:34:25,431 --> 00:34:27,566
I'll name a damn school
after her-- Let's have sex.
975
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:30,469
When it comes
to historical figures
976
00:34:30,502 --> 00:34:32,471
being memorialized
in this country
977
00:34:32,504 --> 00:34:33,872
women have been
978
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,474
largely overlooked.
979
00:34:35,507 --> 00:34:37,809
Nellie Bly is just
the tip of the iceberg.
980
00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:39,077
I couldn't possibly hear about
981
00:34:39,111 --> 00:34:40,246
the rest of the iceberg
982
00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:42,214
right now.
Elizabeth Blackwell
983
00:34:42,248 --> 00:34:44,283
was the first
American woman
984
00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,985
to be awarded an M.D.--
She founded
985
00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:48,620
the Women's
Medical College...
Keep talking.
986
00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:49,888
I'm just going
to sit here
987
00:34:49,921 --> 00:34:53,225
and think about plutonium
and the things I can do with it.
988
00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:55,861
Brown v. Invisible Empire,
Knights of the Ku Klux Klan
989
00:34:55,894 --> 00:34:58,630
the court found for
the Southern Christian
Leadership Conference
990
00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:00,499
and the marchers
attacked in Decatur.
Sam...
991
00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:02,168
Vietnamese Fisherman's
Association
992
00:35:02,201 --> 00:35:03,435
v. The Knights of the KKK.
993
00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:05,103
A civil action
enjoining the Klan
994
00:35:05,137 --> 00:35:06,972
from operating the Texas
paramilitary army.
995
00:35:07,005 --> 00:35:08,640
They shut
them down.
Yeah...
996
00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:10,542
Donald v. United
Klans of America.
997
00:35:10,576 --> 00:35:12,911
A suit on behalf of a black
youth who was lynched.
998
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:14,980
The jury returned a
$7 million verdict
999
00:35:15,013 --> 00:35:16,815
and deeded the headquarters
to the mother.
1000
00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:18,217
The court took
the Bat Cave, Josh.
1001
00:35:18,250 --> 00:35:20,652
Sam, here's the thing:
It's not just--
Hang on a second.
1002
00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:21,687
I'm kind of caught in a--
1003
00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:22,654
Hang on a second.
1004
00:35:25,357 --> 00:35:26,458
Hey.
1005
00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:30,262
Hey.
1006
00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:32,130
Hey.
1007
00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:33,965
Did you talk to
Steve Joyce and
Mark Brookline?
1008
00:35:33,999 --> 00:35:35,267
Yes, I did.
1009
00:35:35,301 --> 00:35:36,268
See, I was told you'd
just be working
1010
00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:37,403
in the Majority
Counsel's Office
1011
00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:39,137
which I wasn't wild about
1012
00:35:39,171 --> 00:35:41,240
but it's my understanding
that I'd be talking to them
1013
00:35:41,273 --> 00:35:43,108
seeing as how
they work for me.
1014
00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:45,444
I was taking initiative.
1015
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,913
Well, wasn't that
spunky of you?
1016
00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:50,081
Sam, do you think
there's any chance
1017
00:35:50,115 --> 00:35:52,551
that you could
be rude to me tomorrow?
1018
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:54,953
Tomorrow is Saturday;
I will be here.
1019
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:57,055
You can call me
and be rude by phone
1020
00:35:57,088 --> 00:35:58,357
or you can stop by
and do it in person
1021
00:35:58,390 --> 00:36:00,192
'cause I think
if I have to endure
1022
00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:01,327
another disappointment today
1023
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,994
from this place
that I have worshipped
1024
00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:05,497
I am going to lose it.
1025
00:36:05,531 --> 00:36:07,866
So if you could wait
until tomorrow
1026
00:36:07,899 --> 00:36:10,636
I would appreciate it.
1027
00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:19,611
( sighing ):
Anyway...
1028
00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:22,814
the jury returned
a $7 million...
1029
00:36:25,651 --> 00:36:28,420
I'll be back
in just a second, okay?
1030
00:36:34,159 --> 00:36:35,927
Ainsley?
1031
00:36:38,997 --> 00:36:40,899
Look...
1032
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:43,235
Can I talk to you for a minute?
1033
00:36:43,269 --> 00:36:45,203
All I was really trying
to say...
1034
00:36:49,575 --> 00:36:51,543
Who did this?
1035
00:36:52,578 --> 00:36:54,546
Who did this?
1036
00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:56,014
I don't know.
1037
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,783
Yes, you do.
1038
00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:59,017
Don't worry about it.
1039
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,619
Who sent you this?
Don't worry about it.
1040
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:01,653
Ainsley?
1041
00:37:01,687 --> 00:37:03,221
Sam...
1042
00:37:03,255 --> 00:37:05,123
How did your meeting go
with Brookline and Joyce?
1043
00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:07,626
It went great, Sam--
I talked to them
1044
00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:10,396
for a couple of minutes,
and I think that--
1045
00:37:10,429 --> 00:37:12,264
Sam!
1046
00:37:15,467 --> 00:37:17,202
Did anybody order a pizza
1047
00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:20,038
and if they didn't,
could they do it now?
1048
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:22,474
You know what, guys?
1049
00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:24,510
When I write something,
I sign my name.
1050
00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:27,045
Here, I'll show you.
1051
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,213
Sam!
1052
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,415
Do you have any idea
1053
00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:33,285
how big a harassment suit
you just exposed us to?
1054
00:37:33,319 --> 00:37:34,986
She just...
1055
00:37:36,722 --> 00:37:39,491
She works here.
1056
00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:41,727
Which is more than I can say
for either one of you.
1057
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:51,269
You're fired. S. Seaborn.
1058
00:37:51,303 --> 00:37:52,804
Sam, I don't know
who you think you are
1059
00:37:52,838 --> 00:37:53,805
but you can't fire us.
1060
00:37:53,839 --> 00:37:55,607
Oh...
1061
00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:57,275
yes, he can.
1062
00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:04,650
Leave here, and
don't ever come back.
1063
00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:07,753
It's time for both of you
to write your book now.
1064
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:22,668
Lionel.
1065
00:38:24,536 --> 00:38:25,871
What are you looking at?
1066
00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:29,174
I'm... nothing.
1067
00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:31,543
I'm not... nothing.
1068
00:38:31,577 --> 00:38:33,912
Except it's from Pinafore.
1069
00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:35,914
It's from Penzance.
1070
00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:37,816
I hate to stick my head
in the lion's mouth
1071
00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:39,017
but I got to ask you:
1072
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,218
Were you the recording secretary
1073
00:38:40,251 --> 00:38:42,721
of the Princeton Gilbert and
Sullivan Society for two years?
1074
00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:44,122
No, but then again,
I'm not a woman, so...
1075
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,323
I was just saying--
1076
00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:48,093
Little drinks I'm supposed
to be having right now
1077
00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:51,830
umbrellas sticking
out of them.
1078
00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:52,964
Shishkabob.
1079
00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:08,113
President:
Belva Lockwood, for instance
1080
00:39:08,146 --> 00:39:09,581
the first woman
to practice law.
1081
00:39:09,615 --> 00:39:14,653
She argued a case in front of
the U.S. Supreme Court in 1879
1082
00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:17,423
decades before she'd have
the right to vote.
1083
00:39:17,456 --> 00:39:18,824
Ellen Swallow Richards
1084
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,759
the first woman to be
a professional chemist.
1085
00:39:20,792 --> 00:39:24,262
Maria Mitchell,
who discovered a comet in 1847
1086
00:39:24,295 --> 00:39:26,164
and was the first woman admitted
1087
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,166
to the Academy of Arts
and Sciences.
1088
00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,403
Oh, I could go on and on
and on and on.
1089
00:39:31,437 --> 00:39:33,439
The fact remains that,
of all of the monuments
1090
00:39:33,472 --> 00:39:34,906
built with public money
1091
00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,642
only 50 of them pay tribute
1092
00:39:36,675 --> 00:39:38,844
to the women who helped
build this country
1093
00:39:38,877 --> 00:39:42,313
and open its doors to all our
daughters who would follow.
1094
00:39:42,347 --> 00:39:44,816
In the coming months, I'll
try to persuade Congress
1095
00:39:44,850 --> 00:39:45,884
to rectify that.
1096
00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:47,586
In the meantime,
enjoy your weekend.
1097
00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:49,921
God bless you
and God bless America.
1098
00:39:49,955 --> 00:39:50,822
We're out.
1099
00:39:50,856 --> 00:39:52,958
Do it live,
that's what I always say.
1100
00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:54,292
Very nice, babe.
1101
00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:56,261
By the way, Sweet Knees,
the Statue of Liberty.
1102
00:39:56,294 --> 00:39:57,328
Get upstairs.
1103
00:39:57,362 --> 00:39:58,363
Right there at the front door
1104
00:39:58,396 --> 00:39:59,364
to the country.
1105
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,032
Get upstairs.
Like a lawn jockey.
1106
00:40:01,066 --> 00:40:01,833
Mr. President?
1107
00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:03,469
C.J., the President's
going to take
1108
00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:06,037
a little personal
staff time...
No, it's okay.
1109
00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:07,238
I'll be right
behind you.
1110
00:40:07,272 --> 00:40:08,540
Special garment.
1111
00:40:08,574 --> 00:40:09,808
Go.
1112
00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:11,076
Mr. President.
1113
00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:13,445
Is this about Ed Barrie?
1114
00:40:13,479 --> 00:40:15,647
Yes, it is.
I wanted to ask...
1115
00:40:15,681 --> 00:40:17,549
Go ahead and let him
out of the box.
1116
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,051
Say what you want about Barrie
1117
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:21,453
and I can say plenty
1118
00:40:21,487 --> 00:40:23,421
but the man was
the first one in
and the last one out
1119
00:40:23,455 --> 00:40:26,658
of a war that I didn't want
anything to do with.
1120
00:40:26,692 --> 00:40:29,427
The man's earned the right
to say whatever he wants.
1121
00:40:29,461 --> 00:40:31,396
Let him out of the box,
would you?
1122
00:40:31,429 --> 00:40:32,531
Yes, sir.
1123
00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:34,332
Anything else?
No, sir.
1124
00:40:34,365 --> 00:40:35,801
I'm out of here.
1125
00:40:38,236 --> 00:40:39,538
Josh:
It ties up the staff
1126
00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:41,072
indefinitely when there are...
1127
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:43,775
I mean, there are other things
they should be doing.
1128
00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:45,744
I'd appear to be using
a high-profile position
1129
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:47,412
for my personal agenda.
I don't--
1130
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:51,382
But mostly, I just think
a lawsuit is too small.
1131
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:54,452
I can't have it be like
1132
00:40:54,486 --> 00:40:58,790
I slipped in their driveway.
1133
00:40:58,824 --> 00:41:01,560
It's different
than that to me.
1134
00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:06,031
I don't want to sue them.
1135
00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:08,466
Okay.
1136
00:41:10,235 --> 00:41:11,202
What about the
insurance company?
1137
00:41:11,236 --> 00:41:12,370
Them I'll sue, no problem.
1138
00:41:12,403 --> 00:41:14,439
( phone rings )
1139
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,541
Yeah.
1140
00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:17,042
We're on our way.
1141
00:41:17,075 --> 00:41:18,109
She's here, let's go.
1142
00:41:24,349 --> 00:41:25,984
Hello?
1143
00:41:27,786 --> 00:41:28,854
Hello?
1144
00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:37,228
Singers ( on tape ):
* He is an Englishman! *
1145
00:41:37,262 --> 00:41:44,803
* He is an Englishman
1146
00:41:44,836 --> 00:41:50,275
* For He himself has said it
1147
00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:54,746
* And it's greatly
to his credit *
1148
00:41:54,780 --> 00:41:59,450
* That he is an Englishman
1149
00:41:59,484 --> 00:42:04,322
* That he is an Englishman *
1150
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:08,894
* So despite
all the temptations *
1151
00:42:08,927 --> 00:42:13,498
( voices join in ):
* To belong to other nations
1152
00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:17,736
* He remains an Englishman
1153
00:42:17,769 --> 00:42:28,546
* He remains an Englishman
1154
00:42:28,580 --> 00:42:33,184
* So despite
all the temptations *
1155
00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:37,555
* To belong to other nations
1156
00:42:37,589 --> 00:42:42,260
* He remains an Englishman
1157
00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:45,831
* He remains an Englishman!
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