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My family's been

in the coffee business with our Colombian partner

for 65 years.

I've spent my entire adult life avoiding coming here.

And now,

I don't wanna leave.

Hello?

Where are you?

Uh, I've been stuck in traffic

for the past hour and a half.

What's up?

Dad lost his mind and fired B.C. Coffee.

Wait, what?

They're going organic and raised their prices.

Dad hung up on Mr. Hernandez.

Well, we can't drop 'em.

We're gonna go under.

You need to go fix this.

With Dad?

No, you're going down to Colombia

to get them back onboard.

Have Dad go.

Daniel, Dad's not going.

He's old and he's stubborn.

I've never been to Colombia.

Go home and pack.

I'm gonna book you on the next flight today

and I'll text you with all the details.

No, I'm not going.

Maggie.

Fuck.

Um, I'm Daniel Miller.

I'm supposed to see Mr. Hernandez.

Um, and is he expecting you?

Yes.

Actually, he's expecting my father

but my father couldn't make it.

- Miller. - Miller.

He has a really busy day today,

so if you want you can wait.

Uh, I have a flight this evening.

Yeah, but I'm sure it won't be that long.

Okay.

Perfect.

Do you know how much longer it could be?

Well, Mr. Hernandez is out for lunch,

so in a couple of hours he'll be back.

Do you like coffee?

The artwork here is amazing.

You like it?

Yeah.

Can we stop and take a look?

This looks just like in the beginning,

that you see this ones,

and then they started doing, like, serious art.

It was like like kind of a revolution

because not too long ago a guy who was doing

his grafittis in, um, I think it was in the twenties,

,

the one where we saw the big ones?

Yeah.

The policeman killed the guy.

I think he was young.

He was, like, our age and he said that he killed him

because he was, like, threatening him.

But that's not true.

Then the government started giving, like, permission

to these people to do their paintings.

Because it's not really like just

scratching your name and that's it.

They started, like, doing paintings

with meanings and everything.

And another thing that was really upsetting

for a lot of people is that Justin Bieber came

and he was escort by police to do a graffiti.

But just because it was him.

Damn Justin Bieber.

So, why didn't your dad come?

He's not really a people person.

Yeah, I've talked to him

a few times on the phone.

Yeah.

He's upset about you guys switching to organic,

the cost.

It's all, you know, corporate stuff.

What, you don't think I understand?

I'm the eyes and the ears of the company.

I do understand.

You guys know that you're switching to 75% organic.

Maybe a bit more.

We buy 50% of everything that you grow.

We don't sell organic.

Well, you should.

I don't think you understand.

Sell organic.

You know, I know people will pay more

because it's a better product.

I agree, but...

You don't understand my dad.

He'll see you now.

Mr. Hernandez.

I'm Daniel Miller.

He wants to know why your father didn't come.

My father, um, couldn't make it on such short notice,

so he sent me to send his regards.

What did I do?

He'll see you tomorrow.

No, I can't.

I have a flight in a few hours.

Can I go to his house?

No.

No, I wouldn't go to his house.

He wants me to make an appointment for tomorrow.

Well, I don't even know

if I'm gonna get to speak to him.

He's gotta see you eventually.

Just hang in there, okay?

Well, what did Dad say?

Um...

Maggie?

I haven't told him you're down there.

Hey, wait, wait.

Fuck!

Wait, wait!

Fuck me.

Goddamn it.

Fuck!

I need to talk to you.

No, no, no, no.

All my stuff got stolen.

The taxi drove away with my luggage in the trunk.

Do you know the company of the taxi?

'Cause I can call them.

No, it's just a taxi, I don't know.

Then I don't think you'll get your stuff back.

Do you have your passport with you?

Yeah.

Is he ready to see me?

Mr. Hernandez had to go out of town yesterday.

But you have an appointment at three p.m.

Okay.

On Friday.

Friday.

On Friday.

That's four days away.

What am I supposed to do until then?

Hey, Colombia's a pretty amazing country, so...

This isn't a vacation for me.

This is serious.

Well, is it still gonna be serious on Friday?

Thanks for all your help.

Do you like Colombia?

No, it fucking sucks here.

Why?

My shit got stolen,

and then Mr. Hernandez left until Friday.

Then you need to wait him out.

Daniel, we need to get this fixed.

All right, well, I need a hotel and money.

Okay, where are you right now?

I don't know, Bogota.

Just find a place to wait.

I'll get you the money and I'll get you a hotel, okay?

Hi.

Hi.

How'd you find me here?

I called your sister.

Oh.

Um, do you wanna come in?

Okay.

Are you really going to stay here for four days?

Well, I'll probably be down at the pool relaxing.

That's very American.

It's also very practical.

Mm.

What?

Well, I'm off until Mr. Hernandez comes back,

so I can show you around.

You don't have to.

Yeah, I know I don't have to,

but I can if you want me to.

Eh, sure, why not?

Okay.

We can go to my place because it's so much better than this.

All right.

Okay, grab your stuff.

I don't have any stuff.

Oh, right.

All right.

Where are we?

You're not going to spend four days in those clothes.

Welcome to my crib.

Hola.

Hola.

No?

No.

Have you tried?

No.

It's like corn and salt, sugar...

She makes the basic.

Butter.

You'll probably like it.

Daniel?

Breakfast is ready.

What is it?

Do you like the changua?

It's called changua.

What's in it?

So, eggs...

Mm-hm.

- Water. - Mm-hm.

- Milk. - Mm-hm.

- And cilantro? - Mm-hm.

And onion.

And onion.

Yup.

Adios.

Bye.

I want to show you how selling organic

helps the small farms here in Colombia.

So, here they mix everything with poop.

To make the fertilizer.

And they make, like, the...

It's like a lasagna.

So, those are, like, the hard workers on the farm.

So, they are the ones who,

they eat all the poop and they transform it

into the fertilizer.

Eight months later, we find this.

So, it doesn't smell.

Like, smell.

It doesn't smell like poop.

No poop.

So, the difference with this farm

is that they work with the coffee,

but it is under the shade.

And it's in different as in, for example,

the ,

that is, like, the main part where

Colombia produces coffee,

and the difference is because they don't,

they have the direct light of the sun,

then the plant needs more,

it needs external help to keep with the process

and with the sun and everything,

so they put more chemicals and stuff.

But here, this is 100% organic.

But you have a canyon back home, right?

Have a what?

A canyon.

Yes, but it's not this big, I don't think.

How is yours?

Well, not yours.

It's more orange.

Do you...

Eh.

I was going to say something about your hair

but then I felt bad.

Why?

Well, it gets really poofy after it gets wet.

Yeah, but you're, like, bald here.

On the back of my head?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

It was a choice.

On the side, too.

I could put it up like this.

Oh, like, you can make a ponytail?

I don't.

But you can.

It's not cool anymore.

Why not?

Because in America douchebags ruined the man bun.

I mean, here it's not,

now it's, like, more, liberal the way you dress

and the way you look.

But they judge you a lot here, so, for...

Do you think people judge me?

Not you because you're not from here.

But, for example, here, like, in Bogota

it would be weird if I, I don't know,

if I shaved my head.

You know?

In California

the more different you look, the more people stare,

which people like.

But do you mean, like, it's better to look different?

Yeah.

I mean, people like it when more people look at them.

Yeah, of course.

And if you're confident about the way you look.

Like, women who shave their head are usually very confident.

And they have a lot of tattoos.

Sometimes.

I saw that in school a lot when I was a kid.

Girls in school were really mean.

I don't think they're, like,

they want to be mean to be mean to other kids,

but it's, like, what they see, so.

I think children are just horrible people.

Yeah.

Or they're just...

Because, you know why?

Because they're honest.

Exactly.

And they'll make fun of you in an accurate way.

Like, they'll find something that you don't like

about yourself.

Yeah, that's true.

And they don't, like, they don't...

Because they don't know what's wrong or what's right.

Like, what's wrong and what's right.

So they just talk.

Like, they don't need to think.

What do you...

I'm kind of scared.

I know you're joking about dying.

Ah!

Ah.

Ooh!

Industrial.

Why did your dad send you here?

And not him?

He actually didn't send me.

My sister sent me.

My dad doesn't know that I'm here right now.

Yeah.

And why he didn't come.

Um...

So he doesn't know you're here?

Nope.

So, your dad doesn't know that you're out of the country?

Me and my dad's relationship is complicated.

You're not close to him, or?

We used to be, but not anymore.

Mm.

- Hello. - Hola.

- Dos? - One.

Uno.

Can I take from yours?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Uno, por favor.

Then, the problem is your head.

You know what else is the problem?

Is my hair adds, like,

- three hat sizes, too. - Your hair.

Try the other one.

If my hair was really big.

That's for a lady, no?

What's wrong with...

- Try it. - Okay.

You look like, uh, like a drunk guy.

I like this one the best.

And it fits.

It looks good on you.

Gracias.

Do a flip!

Next time.

Next time.

What does that mean?

That they have bathroom.

They have bath, oh.

I mean for guests.

Oh my God, we should get this.

Do you wanna try?

What is it, chocolate?

Um, ants.

- Ants? - You have to try it.

We'll buy the small pack.

Ants?

They're fried ants.

It's like popcorn.

I think,.

Do you wanna try Colombian popcorn?

Colombian popcorn is ants?

Well, no, but it tastes like popcorn.

Why are they so big?

I don't know.

That's how we call them.

Look at the white spots.

Big ant, no.

The big ass ants.

Does that make sense.

What about the smaller ones?

I have no idea.

But we'll get some.

Ready?

Oh God.

Come on.

Ah!

You don't like their head?

Just eat it.

No, I'm gonna take off the head.

I just did it.

Okay.

Mm.

It's popcorn.

No.

You didn't liked it?

Mm.

No, unh-unh.

Try the butt.

Try the butt.

I did.

Try the butt!

Mm-mm.

Come on!

No.

You're wasting my ants.

Did it fall?

- Yeah. - Good.

Eat it.

Oh, shut up.

Are you having fun?

Mm-hm.

Are you having fun?

I am.

Do you think that I can call your boss?

I really need to talk to him.

Seriously?

What?

Come on.

We were just talking about having fun.

Why do you think about work all the time?

It's not the only thing, ya know?

All right.

You're right, all right.

No more.

- No more. - It's gone.

- Out of my head. - Get it out of your head.

Please, for a second.

Great.

All right, no mas work.

Trajo?

Traa-ho?

We'll work on that.

Okay.

Do you have any special talents.

Yeah!

Ah!

I'm so proud of this.

Nobody.

I can make mine into a bowl.

Okay, you can do the triple thing.

All right, can you, like, wipe your tongue

with your tongue?

No.

That doesn't make sense.

What about your eyebrows?

Do the wave.

Am I doing it?

Nope.

- Am I doing... - You just look,

like, constipated.

You're like.

Sorry.

I try.

You're having fun, right?

I am.

Okay, good.

Cheers.

Oh, salud.

I have nothing left.

Just a little bit.

So, do you have a boyfriend?

Um.

Do you?

Uh, no, I don't have a boyfriend.

Cool.

What did she do?

Caught her in the shower with another guy.

That sucks.

Yeah.

What's Spanish for bitch?

Perra.

Perra.

Or puta.

Puta?

Yeah.

It sounds good, right?

Puta!

Yeah, puta.

What else do you do?

Um, I do a lot of stuff.

I really want to.

But I haven't yet.

Where would you wanna go?

Somewhere in Europe, but my first stop,

definitely, would be Paris.

Why Paris?

Dark chocolate.

Do you like dark chocolate?

Dark chocolate?

Yeah.

Let me think.

No.

You don't?

No, I like milk chocolate.

It's 'cause I'm so sweet.

What's your favorite chocolate?

Do you have, like, a specific candy bar.

I love.

Like, Doritos.

Doritos and chocolate?

Thank you for tonight.

Thank you.

I had fun.

Me, too.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

Come on.

The altitude makes it a lot harder to breathe.

- Here? - Mm-hm.

Here is so much better than Bogota.

Are you feeling bad?

Uh, no.

Just, maybe it's just because there are so many hills.

So much what?

So many hills.

Oh, then that's because you need to exercise more.

Do you like bugs?

Bugs?

No.

I only like a bug that I eat.

Cicadas are these bugs that you'll see on the trees

but when you see them on the trees,

usually they're not actually the bugs,

they're they skin of the bugs.

- What? - Yeah.

They shed their skin and it looks like

they're still on the tree.

Oh!

Do they turn into something?

Um...

More cicadas.

I don't know.

So, in this town, they work a lot with stone.

And, for example, here, what they do with the stone

is that in each grave, depending on what the person

used to do when he was alive, then they do...

If the person who died, for example,

played soccer, then they'll put a ball.

That's how you call it?

- A soccer ball? - Mm-hm.

Or if they liked music then they'll put an instrument,

or just something that represents what the person was

when he was alive.

Do you believe in ghosts and stuff like that?

Ooh, that's a hard question.

Uh, yeah, like, I believe the...

Yeah.

Like, that they scare people and stuff.

That they stay stuck here.

I've never seen one.

Well, yeah, me neither, but...

When I see one then I'll believe.

I don't wanna see it to believe it.

I love places like this.

Rivers?

Mm-hm.

'Cause when I was little I used to

do these trips with my family to different rivers

and we used to take this giant pot

and my grandmother and my uncles used to cook in there.

So, it's called?

So, it's like trip...

with a pot.

It's kind of like that, but.

I don't know, here if you told that

to a kid of my generation,

like, to someone of my generation,

they'll say it's not cool,

or that it's trashy to do that.

To travel with the pot?

Yeah, like,

do the.

That's not cool.

It's not cool, but it was so fun.

And you and your family?

Um, and your dad?

What about my dad?

I don't know.

You said you're not close.

I don't know.

But he's your dad.

Well, my mom left when we were really young,

me and my sister.

And when my dad turned,

when my sister turned 18,

he just sort of stopped being a dad, so.

I think it's getting late.

Do you wanna go to the hotel?

All right.

- Hola. - Hey!

How's your room?

It's nice.

What are you doing?

Watching the people down at the jacuzzi.

Fun?

Mm-hm.

How's your room?

Hm?

How's your room?

Uh, small.

Smaller than this.

I really like Columbia.

Columbia or Colombia?

Columbia.

Colombia.

Colu, that's what I'm saying.

You're saying it wrong.

Columbia.

Colombia.

Colombia.

With an O.

Cole-ohm-bia.

Colombia.

That's what I'm saying.

Oh my God, you suck at this.

- Colombia. - Colombia.

Forget it.

Colombia.

Shut up, no.

Say my name.

Colombia.

That's not my name.

Say my name.

Ana.

Ana, yeah.

- Ana. - Well, that's easy.

Ana from Colombia.

No, just Ana.

Colombia.

- Ready? - Yeah.

Buenos dias.

- Huh? - Buenos dias.

Buenos dias.

All right.

Let's go.

Everything here is so small except for the bugs.

Well, everything there is so big.

In America?

Yeah.

I've heard that if you go to the movies,

for example, and you ask for a small Coke,

they give you a thing like this.

It's more like that.

But it's wide.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

You don't need that much Coke.

Some people do.

I mean, you're sitting in a movie for, like,

an hour and a half.

I always get a large.

I never finish it

but I don't wanna get out of my seat to go refill it.

Okay, do you want plantains, apple,

or cheese with white guava.

Uh, what's a plantain?

This.

It's really good.

What's white java?

- Guava. - Guava?

Yeah.

What's guava?

- It's a fruit. - Oh.

- Do you wanna try this? - I'll have an apple.

- An apple? - Sure.

Gracias.

- Do you want the apple? - No.

Or did I take your favorite snack?

I'll have this.

Do you have any nicknames?

- Any what? - Nicknames.

Like, Anita.

- Anita? - Anita.

Anita.

Or Ana.

Well, that's my name.

Annie.

Annie.

Um.

I think that's it.

You?

Um...

Danny.

Dan.

Dan.

Big D.

Huh?

Nothing.

Um...

Yeah.

- That's it? - That's it.

Daniel, it's like, Danielle.

Danielle.

- Danielle. - Danielle.

And we'll say Danny or Danielito.

Danielito.

That's so much harder than Daniel.

Yeah, but it's like, "Oh, Danielito."

Like, if it's a little kid.

Danielito.

Mm, the cute Danielito.

All right, I'll try one.

Don't smell the food.

It's really good.

It's better than your chips.

It tastes like a fruity chip.

Okay, so this is a game called Tejo.

- Tejo. - Tejo.

Tejo.

My grandfather was the best.

Well, he is the best.

I haven't done this in a while.

Oh.

Like this.

Be careful with the ceiling.

Ah!

Throw it.

Ah!

Ah!

- Ah! - Woo!

What are some childhood games you used to play as a kid?

I used to do a lot of rope.

Jump rope?

Yeah.

Because I am an only child,

so I used to have fun doing that

or I used to paint a lot with my dad.

At the table, like, before lunch or something.

What did you do?

What did you used to do?

My sister was older, so there was a lot of

being dressed up and stuff like that.

- Really? - Yeah.

Like a girl?

No, just in costumes.

You ever seen The Wizard of Oz?

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, I used to dress up as the Scarecrow

and she would be Dorothy.

I don't know why.

- But... - And what else?

We used to go to the park a lot.

Not like nowadays that it's like

kids with phones and with iPhones or.

Nope.

Did you guys ever have, like, Game Boy or GameCube?

Mm, yeah.

You know Super Mario?

Yeah, we had Mario.

The driving one?

But it was like that you had to connect it to the TV?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

And like, the one that it's like, um...

That is not the control but it's the rug?

That you had to dance and the arrows were like.

Yeah, Dance Dance Revolution, yeah.

I loved that.

I forced my dad to play that with me.

It was so cool.

And then we had, um, what was it?

The, uh, Just Dance, where you had the remote

and you had to match all the dance moves,

not just your feet but all the dance moves.

There's my boyfriend.

Your what?

I'll be back in a minute.

Huh?

You okay?

Can I ask you a favor?

Yeah.

Can I meet you back in the hotel?

Is everything okay?

Hey.

You okay?

I'm tired.

I'm sorry.

No, it's fine.

What happened?

Oh...

Uh, well, we broke up.

It was, I mean, it was the right thing to do.

And I couldn't tell him how I was feeling.

I couldn't tell him and I was hiding things from him

and he didn't trust me, so.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, it's sad, but

it's a relief.

Are you okay?

So what now?

Tomorrow we're going to have a great day.

Okay.

So, I think when I talk to Mr. Hernandez,

I'm gonna be very straightforward with him.

Daniel, he's out of the office.

He's done for today.

For today?

I'm sorry.

Well, what am I supposed to do?

Hey, come on.

I think I know where we can find him.

Mr. Hernandez, I am so sorry...

No business tonight.

Welcome.

Woo!

♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday Anita

♪ Happy birthday to you

Mr. Hernandez.

Uh, come in, please.

Did you enjoy your time here?

It was incredible.

I'm really sorry that we didn't get the chance to talk.

Ana told me everything I needed to know.

You and Ana and your sister are the future of the companies.

The problems went to the past.

Thank you.

You will tell Ana good morning for me?

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