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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,633 --> 00:00:09,702 - I'll take that. - No, no, wait. 2 00:00:09,802 --> 00:00:12,572 It's too important... 3 00:00:14,474 --> 00:00:15,541 I'm your fucking wife. 4 00:00:16,742 --> 00:00:18,611 One of your goddamn monsters 5 00:00:18,711 --> 00:00:20,546 just attacked our daughter. 6 00:00:20,646 --> 00:00:22,047 Help me! 7 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,616 - I'm your Pop. - What? 8 00:00:25,084 --> 00:00:26,686 Mom! 9 00:00:26,786 --> 00:00:28,020 Looky who's back. 10 00:00:29,054 --> 00:00:30,356 This is Dalton. 11 00:00:30,456 --> 00:00:31,891 He's with the Knights of Sumeria. 12 00:00:31,991 --> 00:00:33,559 I've been waiting for the chance to battle this ancient evil 13 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,528 my entire life. 14 00:00:35,628 --> 00:00:37,329 We'll destroy your seed, 15 00:00:37,430 --> 00:00:39,432 and your whore daughter too. 16 00:00:39,532 --> 00:00:41,100 It looks like evil's back, 17 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,535 and Elk Grove is ground zero. 18 00:00:42,635 --> 00:00:44,236 Ghost Beaters are back! 19 00:00:44,336 --> 00:00:46,372 Fucking-A, right we are. 20 00:00:58,884 --> 00:01:00,720 Don't you do it. 21 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:02,422 Don't you do it. 22 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,028 You little shit. 23 00:01:10,796 --> 00:01:13,966 Just let me get off this fucking road! 24 00:01:14,066 --> 00:01:15,234 Oh! 25 00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:17,036 Here we go. 26 00:01:24,143 --> 00:01:25,310 Whoa! 27 00:01:59,512 --> 00:02:00,746 - Oh! - Oh, shit! 28 00:02:03,816 --> 00:02:05,050 Wait here. 29 00:02:26,472 --> 00:02:28,474 Holy shit. 30 00:03:05,210 --> 00:03:06,934 It's a fucking baby. 31 00:03:42,314 --> 00:03:43,583 Come here. 32 00:03:47,887 --> 00:03:51,724 You may be born from the image of that idiot Ash, 33 00:03:51,824 --> 00:03:53,025 but you'll be nothing like him. 34 00:03:56,328 --> 00:03:58,030 Herregud! Eric?! 35 00:04:09,297 --> 00:04:13,024 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 36 00:04:49,548 --> 00:04:51,450 Hey, kiddo. Rise and shine. 37 00:04:51,550 --> 00:04:52,852 You sleep okay? 38 00:04:53,318 --> 00:04:54,353 Go away. 39 00:04:55,074 --> 00:04:58,057 Look, last night was the first time you experienced 40 00:04:58,157 --> 00:05:00,392 a full-on, balls-out, pedal-to-the-metal 41 00:05:00,492 --> 00:05:02,160 demon spawn attack. 42 00:05:02,230 --> 00:05:04,222 And look that's rough, I know. 43 00:05:04,261 --> 00:05:05,297 Now if you want to stay in bed all day, 44 00:05:05,397 --> 00:05:06,932 that's totally fine. 45 00:05:07,032 --> 00:05:08,367 Because I'm one of those "cool" dads, 46 00:05:08,467 --> 00:05:10,703 like you see in the movies. 47 00:05:10,803 --> 00:05:12,037 I just want my mom back. 48 00:05:14,467 --> 00:05:17,777 That's the one thing I can't pull out of my butt. 49 00:05:17,877 --> 00:05:20,379 Oh, uh, you left this in the Delta. 50 00:05:20,479 --> 00:05:23,382 Uh, some counselor from Kenward High, 51 00:05:23,482 --> 00:05:25,317 left you one of those text things. 52 00:05:25,417 --> 00:05:26,952 Ms. Prevett? 53 00:05:27,052 --> 00:05:28,721 Can you give me a ride to school? 54 00:05:28,821 --> 00:05:30,189 Oh really, I thought maybe you'd want to spend the day 55 00:05:30,289 --> 00:05:31,490 with your old man. 56 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:32,524 Get a peek behind the scenes 57 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,293 at a real working hardware store. 58 00:05:34,393 --> 00:05:36,395 No, I need to see Ms. Prevett. 59 00:05:36,495 --> 00:05:38,363 She's been a real friend, and probably the only person 60 00:05:38,463 --> 00:05:39,398 I can really talk to now. 61 00:05:39,498 --> 00:05:41,366 Oh, come on now. 62 00:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,768 The "only" one? 63 00:05:44,236 --> 00:05:46,071 Can you give me a ride, or should I call an Uber? 64 00:05:49,742 --> 00:05:51,543 So you take off without a word, 65 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:52,678 all "chasing after the fight," 66 00:05:52,778 --> 00:05:54,613 and then suddenly you're back, 67 00:05:54,714 --> 00:05:56,882 with this clown? 68 00:05:56,982 --> 00:05:58,117 Come on. 69 00:05:58,217 --> 00:06:01,854 Pablo... you know me. 70 00:06:01,954 --> 00:06:02,922 - I don't know. Do I? - I don't know because 71 00:06:03,022 --> 00:06:04,957 I fucking hate clowns. 72 00:06:05,057 --> 00:06:08,593 Hey, I needed to stay in the fight. 73 00:06:08,694 --> 00:06:10,662 Okay? And that's all that this is about. 74 00:06:12,798 --> 00:06:15,868 Yeah, well, I'm not buying this... 75 00:06:15,968 --> 00:06:19,204 this whole, "Princes Of Sumeria" thing. 76 00:06:19,304 --> 00:06:21,373 - It's "Knights." - If they're so bad-ass, 77 00:06:21,473 --> 00:06:23,075 how come we're just hearing about them right now? 78 00:06:23,175 --> 00:06:26,511 Because shit's about to get fucked up. 79 00:06:26,611 --> 00:06:28,380 - More so than usual. - Oh, yeah? 80 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:30,449 - How would he know? - Dude. Knights? 81 00:06:30,549 --> 00:06:32,484 Sumeria? 82 00:06:32,584 --> 00:06:36,488 Dalton's ancestors were whaling on evil way back in 1400s. 83 00:06:36,588 --> 00:06:38,490 Which would make his great-great-whatever 84 00:06:38,590 --> 00:06:40,760 a really big deal, but this guy, is just... 85 00:06:40,860 --> 00:06:42,928 Is just glad to know that the centuries my ancestors 86 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:45,931 and I spent prepping for evil's return weren't a total waste. 87 00:06:47,933 --> 00:06:51,570 Yeah, well... that must be a load off. 88 00:06:51,670 --> 00:06:53,605 - Fruit Loop? - I'm gluten-free. 89 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,374 You know what? 90 00:06:55,474 --> 00:06:58,010 I know how we got into the "kicking evil butt" business, 91 00:06:58,110 --> 00:06:59,211 but what's in it for you? 92 00:06:59,311 --> 00:07:01,213 My brothers have been fighting evil much longer 93 00:07:01,313 --> 00:07:02,948 than you can imagine. 94 00:07:03,048 --> 00:07:05,663 Tell him Dalton. Tell him what you told me. 95 00:07:07,753 --> 00:07:10,622 Evil's manifested in many forms over the years. 96 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:13,025 The Black Death, war, famine. 97 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:15,227 But it's all rooted back to the master demons 98 00:07:15,327 --> 00:07:17,529 we call the Dark Ones. 99 00:07:17,629 --> 00:07:19,799 It seemed like there was no stopping them, 100 00:07:19,899 --> 00:07:21,867 but then the unexpected happened. 101 00:07:21,967 --> 00:07:23,769 The most ruthless one of them betrayed the others, 102 00:07:23,869 --> 00:07:25,537 and cast them from our world. 103 00:07:25,637 --> 00:07:29,208 In Latin, they called her "Mulier Daemonium Degnaie." 104 00:07:29,308 --> 00:07:31,043 "Demon Woman of Fire." 105 00:07:31,143 --> 00:07:32,812 My ancestor seized the opportunity 106 00:07:32,912 --> 00:07:35,380 to steal the source of their power... 107 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:37,682 Necronomicon Ex-Mortis. 108 00:07:37,783 --> 00:07:40,685 A lot of good men and women gave their lives to get that book. 109 00:07:41,821 --> 00:07:43,622 Legend has it, one of us, 110 00:07:43,722 --> 00:07:45,257 a sorceress named Kaya, 111 00:07:45,357 --> 00:07:47,426 was seduced by the power of the Necronomicon, 112 00:07:47,526 --> 00:07:48,560 and tried to use it. 113 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:51,263 But her soul was taken, and bound within the book. 114 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:56,401 Only the Prophesied One can abolish the Dark Ones. 115 00:07:56,501 --> 00:08:00,705 So my brothers and I are sworn to remain vigilant. 116 00:08:00,806 --> 00:08:02,074 To find, and protect him until 117 00:08:02,174 --> 00:08:04,743 the foretold battle against evil. 118 00:08:04,844 --> 00:08:06,846 Right, evil's back. Got it. 119 00:08:06,946 --> 00:08:08,213 Thanks for the scoop, Poindexter. 120 00:08:08,313 --> 00:08:09,181 Save the knee. 121 00:08:09,281 --> 00:08:11,951 Yes, I'm very special, message received. 122 00:08:12,051 --> 00:08:13,285 Now look, if story time's over, 123 00:08:13,385 --> 00:08:15,220 can we talk about something that's really important? 124 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,089 Time to tear evil a new one, jefe? 125 00:08:17,189 --> 00:08:19,758 No. It's this whole "Dad" thing. 126 00:08:19,859 --> 00:08:22,394 Here I am, kicking evil in the nards, and what do I get out of it? 127 00:08:22,494 --> 00:08:25,097 A daughter that treats me like dryer lint. 128 00:08:25,197 --> 00:08:26,765 How was I supposed to know that all that crazy sex 129 00:08:26,866 --> 00:08:28,133 could lead to a kid? 130 00:08:28,233 --> 00:08:29,501 Yeah, funny how that works. 131 00:08:29,601 --> 00:08:31,270 You know what, let's just hope he didn't leave anymore 132 00:08:31,370 --> 00:08:33,105 little Brandys out there. 133 00:08:35,131 --> 00:08:36,708 Jesus of Anaheim. 134 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:38,110 Hi, Dad! 135 00:08:38,210 --> 00:08:40,512 Meet the rest of your kids! 136 00:08:40,612 --> 00:08:41,914 Hey, Dad. 137 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,122 I'll be in the car. 138 00:08:52,291 --> 00:08:55,794 That demon girl did say something about my seed. 139 00:08:55,895 --> 00:08:56,962 Pablo, I have Brandy duty, 140 00:08:57,062 --> 00:08:58,363 then I got to check something out. 141 00:08:58,463 --> 00:09:00,532 Can you open the store solo this morning? 142 00:09:00,632 --> 00:09:03,668 The store? Jefe, evil is back! 143 00:09:03,768 --> 00:09:04,870 Ghost Beaters got to gear up! 144 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:06,671 - What he said. - New guy, take a knee. 145 00:09:06,771 --> 00:09:08,607 Now listen up. 146 00:09:08,707 --> 00:09:10,242 Evil is not the boss of us. 147 00:09:10,342 --> 00:09:11,610 We got to do that thing, what's it called? 148 00:09:11,710 --> 00:09:12,878 Like when you're driving in a car, 149 00:09:12,978 --> 00:09:14,246 putting on deodorant, and trying to drink a beer 150 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,448 - at the same time? - Reckless endangerment? 151 00:09:16,548 --> 00:09:17,816 No, Kelly, keep up. 152 00:09:17,917 --> 00:09:19,418 Multitasking, that's it. 153 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:20,452 We can do this. 154 00:09:20,552 --> 00:09:23,022 We can whale on evil, and provide Elk Grove 155 00:09:23,122 --> 00:09:25,690 with top quality hardware, at a reasonable price. 156 00:09:25,790 --> 00:09:27,359 - But... - But not that reasonable! 157 00:09:30,094 --> 00:09:31,195 I missed him. 158 00:09:34,934 --> 00:09:36,268 So, umm... 159 00:09:37,937 --> 00:09:39,436 I'm sorry about your mom. 160 00:09:42,141 --> 00:09:45,110 Yeah, ol' Candy was a hell of a gal back in the day. 161 00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:47,246 She had a real "can do" attitude. 162 00:09:47,346 --> 00:09:49,248 You said you barely remembered her. 163 00:09:49,348 --> 00:09:52,351 Well, she just caught me by surprise is all. 164 00:09:52,451 --> 00:09:54,019 Hey, cute story. 165 00:09:54,119 --> 00:09:55,220 On our wedding night, 166 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:57,089 we were going at it in the back seat, 167 00:09:57,189 --> 00:10:00,125 when all that Kentucky Glory started to catch up on her. 168 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,994 But after she sicked up on the front dash, 169 00:10:02,094 --> 00:10:03,795 and I mean all over the front dash, 170 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,697 she was ready for round two. 171 00:10:05,797 --> 00:10:07,933 Let me tell you, not a lot of ladies have that kind of... 172 00:10:08,033 --> 00:10:09,401 ♪ Hard to believe... ♪ 173 00:10:09,501 --> 00:10:12,504 ♪ 30 days in the hole ♪ 174 00:10:12,604 --> 00:10:14,739 Hey, hey. 175 00:10:14,839 --> 00:10:16,175 Good shit. 176 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:20,379 ♪ 30 days in the hole ♪ 177 00:10:20,479 --> 00:10:24,183 - ♪ That's what they do ♪ - ♪ 30 days in the hole ♪ 178 00:10:37,329 --> 00:10:40,265 Brandy... as your father, 179 00:10:40,365 --> 00:10:42,101 it's probably wrong for me to suggest 180 00:10:42,201 --> 00:10:44,736 that you mislead the police. 181 00:10:44,836 --> 00:10:46,238 Yeah, it probably is. 182 00:10:46,338 --> 00:10:48,473 But involvement in a double homicide 183 00:10:48,573 --> 00:10:52,077 can turn into a platter of shit burgers but quick, 184 00:10:52,177 --> 00:10:55,547 so you might want to ixnay, about the urders-may. 185 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:02,654 Have a nice day at school! 186 00:11:06,025 --> 00:11:07,359 Love you! 187 00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,152 Help! 188 00:11:43,928 --> 00:11:45,197 Hey, Brandy. 189 00:11:46,937 --> 00:11:48,046 Hey... 190 00:11:48,101 --> 00:11:49,934 Couldn't believe it when I heard. 191 00:11:50,035 --> 00:11:51,803 Police asked me to reach out, but uh... 192 00:11:51,903 --> 00:11:53,772 I know, I just saw them outside, 193 00:11:53,872 --> 00:11:55,707 but I just can't face them yet. 194 00:11:55,807 --> 00:11:57,442 They're going to ask me questions about my mom, 195 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:59,778 and Rachel, and... 196 00:11:59,878 --> 00:12:03,348 you're the only friend I have left. 197 00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:05,784 Well, you can always come to me, Brandy. 198 00:12:10,655 --> 00:12:14,459 Now... talk to me. 199 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:15,560 Tell me everything. 200 00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:18,563 It was so horrible... 201 00:12:18,663 --> 00:12:19,731 there was this... 202 00:12:19,831 --> 00:12:21,800 this thing in the hall. 203 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:24,035 And then... and then Rachel... 204 00:12:24,136 --> 00:12:26,671 I know it sounds crazy, 205 00:12:26,771 --> 00:12:29,308 but it's like she turned into some kind of monster. 206 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:32,577 Do you believe me? 207 00:12:32,677 --> 00:12:34,613 Oh, I believe that a lot of strange things 208 00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:37,149 happen in this town. 209 00:12:37,249 --> 00:12:39,684 My mom's gone. 210 00:12:39,784 --> 00:12:43,122 And then I find out that Ashy Slashy is my real father. 211 00:12:44,089 --> 00:12:45,224 Really? 212 00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,161 It's okay. 213 00:12:52,097 --> 00:12:53,698 I've got you now. 214 00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:10,815 Pablo? 215 00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:16,521 Pablito? 216 00:13:20,125 --> 00:13:21,426 Pablito? 217 00:13:26,165 --> 00:13:27,432 You fucking with me? 218 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,202 Because I know you talk. 219 00:13:34,673 --> 00:13:36,007 That's what I thought. 220 00:13:48,019 --> 00:13:49,188 No. 221 00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:51,590 Ahh! Ah, sh... 222 00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:24,789 Pablo! 223 00:14:26,425 --> 00:14:28,460 You are in grave danger. 224 00:14:34,098 --> 00:14:35,767 Who sent you? 225 00:14:39,103 --> 00:14:40,472 Your uncle. 226 00:14:40,572 --> 00:14:42,207 The Brujo. 227 00:14:42,307 --> 00:14:44,643 Only his magia can save you, 228 00:14:44,743 --> 00:14:47,011 from the evil etched into your skin. 229 00:14:47,111 --> 00:14:48,757 Oh, shit. 230 00:14:48,819 --> 00:14:51,516 You rejected his world once. 231 00:14:51,616 --> 00:14:54,382 You must not reject tu destino again. 232 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,655 Okay, but what do I need to do? 233 00:14:56,755 --> 00:14:58,657 Oh, sorry, Dalton left his beard trimmer in... 234 00:14:58,757 --> 00:15:00,292 What? 235 00:15:00,392 --> 00:15:01,926 Hey, you okay? 236 00:15:06,064 --> 00:15:09,334 There was a naked lady, right there. 237 00:15:11,336 --> 00:15:15,139 But-but that's normal for this place. 238 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:16,341 Yeah. 239 00:15:19,278 --> 00:15:20,745 Those marks on your arms. 240 00:15:20,845 --> 00:15:23,248 - That's Sumerian writing. - Yeah, and what? 241 00:15:23,348 --> 00:15:24,383 You've been marked by evil. 242 00:15:24,483 --> 00:15:26,685 Yeah, well, I already know that. 243 00:15:27,996 --> 00:15:30,489 I should probably get to work, and not fight evil right now. 244 00:15:38,363 --> 00:15:39,664 What was that? 245 00:15:42,172 --> 00:15:44,035 Those marks mean your little buddy's soul 246 00:15:44,135 --> 00:15:45,804 is in mortal danger. 247 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,740 It's not like he asked for those Sumerian tats, okay? 248 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:52,477 They're battle scars, and his soul won that battle. 249 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:55,146 But he's been touched by evil. 250 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,182 The legends warn about this. 251 00:15:58,283 --> 00:16:00,985 Sooner or later, he's gonna go demon. 252 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,186 And then he'll be out for blood. 253 00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:04,423 It's not going to happen, Dalton. 254 00:16:04,523 --> 00:16:06,425 Okay, you got to trust me on this one, 255 00:16:06,525 --> 00:16:08,627 because this is Pablo we're talking about. 256 00:16:08,727 --> 00:16:11,663 He's like my little brother, he's my best friend. 257 00:16:13,197 --> 00:16:14,198 Kelly, 258 00:16:14,299 --> 00:16:15,767 I know you don't want to hear it, 259 00:16:15,867 --> 00:16:18,737 but if I'm right, this goes one of two ways. 260 00:16:18,837 --> 00:16:21,740 He kills us... 261 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:22,941 or we kill him. 262 00:16:26,678 --> 00:16:29,414 So, after this nightmare ended, 263 00:16:29,514 --> 00:16:33,084 this man, your "father," he took you to his house? 264 00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:34,686 Yeah, I guess I'm staying there for now. 265 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,355 Uh... 266 00:16:36,455 --> 00:16:38,390 He's got me sleeping in his sister's old room. 267 00:16:38,490 --> 00:16:40,559 - Cheryl? - Yeah. 268 00:16:40,659 --> 00:16:42,260 She died or something, right? 269 00:16:42,361 --> 00:16:43,962 Or something. 270 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:51,069 Ash murdered her. 271 00:16:51,169 --> 00:16:53,738 He shot her right in the face with his shotgun. 272 00:16:53,838 --> 00:16:56,274 His own sister. 273 00:16:57,376 --> 00:16:58,777 Brandy... 274 00:16:59,911 --> 00:17:03,081 now the last thing I want to do is frighten you. 275 00:17:03,181 --> 00:17:05,584 But your dad killed a lot of people. 276 00:17:05,684 --> 00:17:08,587 At this point, your safety is my primary concern. 277 00:17:08,687 --> 00:17:10,655 So, do you feel safe with your father? 278 00:17:18,363 --> 00:17:19,931 It's okay. We'll talk again soon, okay? 279 00:17:52,564 --> 00:17:54,098 Ah, Mr. Williams. 280 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,100 - Hi. - How's your father? 281 00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,268 Oh, he's still dead. 282 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,237 Oh, too bad. He was a good man. 283 00:17:59,337 --> 00:18:00,805 Produced a lovely semen. 284 00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:02,807 - High sperm count. - Is that a fact? 285 00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,342 Unfortunately, we couldn't use it. 286 00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:05,419 - Oh? - Syphilis. 287 00:18:05,444 --> 00:18:06,645 Ah, T.M.I. 288 00:18:06,745 --> 00:18:08,246 - Hey, Mr. Williams. - Hi. 289 00:18:08,346 --> 00:18:09,548 Booth three as usual? 290 00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,054 Actually, Marci, 291 00:18:16,154 --> 00:18:18,590 as my ethnically diverse friend Pablo would say, 292 00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,425 I need a "por-favor." 293 00:18:20,525 --> 00:18:22,326 As you know, I've supported clinics like this 294 00:18:22,427 --> 00:18:23,394 for years, and years. 295 00:18:23,495 --> 00:18:25,329 It's-it's been my life's work. 296 00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:27,198 So, I was just curious. 297 00:18:27,298 --> 00:18:30,234 Is there a way to find out, if anybody's ever ponied up 298 00:18:30,334 --> 00:18:31,402 for my particular man-sauce? 299 00:18:31,503 --> 00:18:33,004 Oh... 300 00:18:33,104 --> 00:18:35,139 well, we're not really supposed to give out that information. 301 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:36,608 Oh, no, course not. 302 00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:38,076 Yeah, I understand. 303 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:43,314 But come on, we're talking about "me". 304 00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:44,916 We're talking about your old pal Ash. 305 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,554 We're talking about the hero, of Elk-fucking-Grove. 306 00:18:50,622 --> 00:18:51,990 It really is against the law. 307 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,898 Now, that little sweetie, is worth 20% off 308 00:18:59,998 --> 00:19:02,734 on almost everything in Ashy Slashy's. 309 00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:04,202 You know sale items, liquor, 310 00:19:04,302 --> 00:19:06,337 and perishables excluded, of course. 311 00:19:06,437 --> 00:19:09,273 What do you say? 312 00:19:09,373 --> 00:19:11,275 30% would be better. 313 00:19:13,377 --> 00:19:15,046 For you, the moon. 314 00:19:16,515 --> 00:19:18,349 - There you go. - Let me see what I can dig up. 315 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:21,219 - Might take me a few minutes. - Of course. 316 00:19:31,262 --> 00:19:33,464 Oh, yeah. Pow. 317 00:19:42,173 --> 00:19:43,708 Hey, Marci? You know what? 318 00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,510 What the hell, while I'm here, 319 00:19:45,610 --> 00:19:46,945 might as well do my part, huh? 320 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,082 Oh, oh. 321 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:25,984 Easy money. Mmm. 322 00:20:26,084 --> 00:20:28,086 Destroy his seed. 323 00:20:29,554 --> 00:20:32,591 There must be no more progeny of Ash Williams. 324 00:20:39,463 --> 00:20:42,033 His seed must die. 325 00:20:44,836 --> 00:20:47,906 Hey, what's going on out there? 326 00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:50,374 You guys pay your electric bill? 327 00:20:50,474 --> 00:20:51,743 Come on. 328 00:20:52,644 --> 00:20:54,813 What was that? 329 00:20:54,913 --> 00:20:56,480 My horoscope told me some strange things 330 00:20:56,581 --> 00:20:58,016 were going to happen today. 331 00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:08,526 What the hell is going on? 332 00:21:08,627 --> 00:21:10,194 Uh, yeah. 333 00:21:10,294 --> 00:21:11,395 Trying to take care of some business in here. 334 00:21:11,495 --> 00:21:13,665 Can you keep it down? 335 00:21:20,204 --> 00:21:22,140 Mrs. Lam? 336 00:21:24,275 --> 00:21:26,510 Oh. 337 00:21:26,611 --> 00:21:29,480 Oh, hello gorgeous. 338 00:21:40,659 --> 00:21:41,993 Can you hear me? 339 00:22:00,178 --> 00:22:01,545 Mrs. Lam? 340 00:22:01,646 --> 00:22:03,181 Are you all right? 341 00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:04,949 No. 342 00:22:06,810 --> 00:22:07,761 Huh? 343 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:09,353 What are you looking at, asshole? 344 00:22:11,389 --> 00:22:14,325 What do you think I'm looking at? 345 00:22:19,931 --> 00:22:22,566 Aw, not so hard, are you now, Ash? 346 00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:27,171 Marci! 347 00:22:28,539 --> 00:22:30,141 Your seed must die! 348 00:22:32,276 --> 00:22:34,378 Ow! 349 00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:37,015 Ha! 350 00:22:37,115 --> 00:22:39,250 Oh! Mrs. Lam? 351 00:22:39,350 --> 00:22:42,186 Your seed must die! 352 00:22:42,286 --> 00:22:44,255 Hey! 353 00:22:56,434 --> 00:22:57,668 Oh! 354 00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:05,143 You... Whoa! 355 00:23:07,578 --> 00:23:08,546 - Ooh! - Every... 356 00:23:08,646 --> 00:23:10,681 last... 357 00:23:10,782 --> 00:23:12,616 drop! 358 00:23:12,717 --> 00:23:14,385 Oh! 359 00:23:59,263 --> 00:24:00,398 Huh? 360 00:24:08,606 --> 00:24:10,741 Objectifying motherfucker! 361 00:24:15,847 --> 00:24:19,183 We're going to rip your balls off, Ash! 362 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,788 I'm not finished yet! 363 00:24:24,956 --> 00:24:26,557 That's what they all say, baby. 364 00:24:38,803 --> 00:24:40,171 Yo, Pablo. 365 00:24:42,673 --> 00:24:44,475 Hey, so... 366 00:24:44,575 --> 00:24:46,477 Oh, my God. 367 00:24:46,577 --> 00:24:48,479 Holy shit. 368 00:24:48,579 --> 00:24:50,614 Man, dreams do come true. 369 00:24:50,714 --> 00:24:53,351 Yeah... 370 00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:54,585 some of them. 371 00:24:54,685 --> 00:24:56,587 Ah, come on, Pablo. 372 00:24:56,687 --> 00:24:58,756 I had to get away. 373 00:24:58,857 --> 00:25:00,959 I was forging my path and shit. 374 00:25:01,059 --> 00:25:04,495 Plus, you know how Ash can be when he's not fighting evil. 375 00:25:04,595 --> 00:25:06,597 - He... - Smells like Bengay? 376 00:25:06,697 --> 00:25:08,332 - Yeah. - I was going to say, 377 00:25:08,432 --> 00:25:09,467 "he gets a little hard to take," but... 378 00:25:09,567 --> 00:25:11,069 totally. 379 00:25:13,571 --> 00:25:15,073 Yo, what's with your boy Dalton, 380 00:25:15,173 --> 00:25:18,109 scoping me out like he's some sort of INS agent? 381 00:25:19,777 --> 00:25:21,112 It's those tats, Pablo. 382 00:25:23,747 --> 00:25:26,784 - Dalton thinks that... - They're cool? 383 00:25:26,885 --> 00:25:29,854 That it means this evil shit is still inside you. 384 00:25:29,954 --> 00:25:31,055 But you're feeling good, right? 385 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:34,558 I mean, nothing weird or anything? 386 00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:35,659 Yeah. 387 00:25:35,759 --> 00:25:38,129 It's nothing more than usual. 388 00:25:38,229 --> 00:25:39,330 I'm good. 389 00:25:45,338 --> 00:25:47,228 Business is booming I see. 390 00:25:47,305 --> 00:25:49,107 What the fuck happened to you? 391 00:25:53,221 --> 00:25:54,913 That is a long, sad story, 392 00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:57,181 involving some unsightly bodily fluids. 393 00:25:57,281 --> 00:25:58,282 Okay... 394 00:25:58,382 --> 00:26:01,119 One thing is clear... evil's after my offspring. 395 00:26:01,219 --> 00:26:02,497 The born, and the unborn. 396 00:26:02,567 --> 00:26:03,721 - Why? - I wish I knew, Pablo. 397 00:26:03,821 --> 00:26:05,456 But I'll tell you this. 398 00:26:05,556 --> 00:26:08,692 From now on, protecting Brandy is job one. 399 00:26:08,792 --> 00:26:11,195 I may suck balls as a father, 400 00:26:11,295 --> 00:26:13,231 but I will not let evil take that away. 401 00:26:15,376 --> 00:26:16,500 Brandy, I meant. 402 00:26:19,137 --> 00:26:20,404 - Or my balls. - We got it. 403 00:26:23,574 --> 00:26:26,077 - Uh, oh my God! - Oh! 404 00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:42,326 Please! 405 00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:43,794 Let me go! 406 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:46,397 Why would you want to leave? 407 00:26:46,497 --> 00:26:48,332 You're about to be part of an amazing metamorphosis. 408 00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:49,500 A... what? 409 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:53,237 My little creature was born out of the Book of the Dead. 410 00:26:53,337 --> 00:26:55,639 He's destined to be the next Prophesied One. 411 00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:58,842 I... don't understand. 412 00:26:58,943 --> 00:27:00,778 When the current Prophesied One is killed 413 00:27:00,878 --> 00:27:03,381 by his own flesh and blood, 414 00:27:03,481 --> 00:27:06,884 his powers will move to the next in line. 415 00:27:06,985 --> 00:27:10,388 When I'm done with Ash Williams and his daughter, 416 00:27:10,488 --> 00:27:13,424 my baby will be the last man standing. 417 00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:16,527 Oh, he's hungry. 418 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,464 What is it you want from me? 419 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,468 Oh, a leg, a thigh. 420 00:27:24,568 --> 00:27:27,071 He's not picky. 421 00:27:31,166 --> 00:27:33,166 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 28952

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