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INSECTS BUZZ, SHEEP BLEATS
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DIGGING
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Rotten.
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Try another?
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They all be the same, Ambrose!
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Well...what are we going to
tell the squire?
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'Tis not just the squire.
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The entire village
shall suffer for this.
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And they shall hate us for it.
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We'll be driven
out of the parish, boy!
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Unless...
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MARY: Oh!
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Come back in thy basket,
little bread.
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Strange woman, talks to herself,
lives alone.
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Well...her husband
died in an accident.
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Accident, was it?
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Perhaps she cursed him.
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Perhaps she summoned
this frost, cursed the crops?
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Ohhh!
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We'd best tell the squire
we have a witch in our midst.
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MARY: Until, finally,
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the crowd dispersed.
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And that is what happened...
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FLAMES CRACKLE FAINTLY
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..to me.
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HE EXHALES
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I'll be having nightmares
about that.
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You didn't see it live. Uh.
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Those horrible men!
Gracious me!
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Wish I'd never heard it.
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Well, you wanted to know...
I know, and I'm sorry.
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PAT: Now, we have run over a bit.
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Now, I know we were supposed to play
"if I could invite four people,
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"living or dead, to my dinner party,
who would they be and why"...
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Nicole, Natalie, Melanie and
Shaznay, because, All Saints.
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..but given the nature of what we've
just heard, I think it only right
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that we cancel that... Good.
..and take some time to reflect.
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Really?
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FANNY: Quite right.
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Right, well, erm... I mean...
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..what will I do? I...just...
Right. Excellent. Over here.
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You seen this energy bill?
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Hmm? Hmm?
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What?!
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That must be a mistake.
Yeah, must be.
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I'll call them. Yeah. I mean, I know
they've gone up, but...
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Oh, Mike. It's the Gatehouse.
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Ohhh! Why didn't
we think about that?
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Wasn't it on the spreadsheet?
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No. And everything was on there.
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Even the little shampoos
and variety cereals. Man!
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Why can't we be like
business-y people that...
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You know, adults that say business-y
words and drive nice cars?
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Ohh! Mike, have you seen the stone
from my mum's ring?
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What does it look like?
Are you kidding?
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I've worn it, like, half the time
I've known you.
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Oh, yeah. The...ring. The, er, re...
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Green. It's deep green.
What, the green one?
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Yeah, yeah...
Have you seen it? No. Oh...
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I'll keep an eye out. Thanks.
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No jewel could possibly match
the jewel of thine eye.
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Where did you last have it?
Er, on my finger. Yeah! Fair enough.
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As bright as the North Star
and as rare and precious as...
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Thomas, please, please,
please can you give it a rest?
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You have to try and find
a way to stop this.
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OK?
Of course, my love.
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I mean, yes, Mrs Cooper,
I would do anything for...
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She's right, you know.
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A person should know when enough is
enough. Hmm?
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CAPTAIN: Look, I don't understand.
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It's all very well saying,
"At ease,"
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but what are we supposed to do
for the rest of the day?
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Whatever we feel like.
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But it's the whole day, Kitty. Oh, I
don't think about the whole day.
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I just think about now. How do you
decide what to do?
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I suppose I've never really
thought about it, I just...
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Oh, look! A butterfly!
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Hmm? Kitty!
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You haven't answered my question.
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Kitty! I say!
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I know what it's like, Mary.
Oh!
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Oh, you do? Mm.
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I was the subject of
a few witch-hunts myself.
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Ohhh... But you'll be pleased
to know
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that times have changed.
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These days, we listen to women.
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Well...perhaps it was
a blessings, erm, in the end.
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Yeah, great. But I did not think
that at the time. No, at first...
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Oh. There's more, is there?
Oh, good...
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I mean, at first I could hardly...
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Hello! Thought we'd introduce
ourselves. No way!
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Mike! Scott! How are you, man?
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Hey! You all right?
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Wait, is this...?
This is my place, yeah.
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You guys know each other?
Yeah! From college.
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Cooper?
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No way! Oh, my God. Hey!
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Wow, it's been so long. Yeah!
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I heard you'd inherited a mansion.
I can't believe this is it!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I mean, you guys aren't doing so bad
yourself, with these wheels.
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We can't complain.
Things have been
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really kicking off the last couple
of years, yeah. Good!
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And you must be...? Oh, sorry, this
is Alison, the lady of the manor!
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Nice to meet you. Hi.
Laetitia and Scott.
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Nice to meet you.
Hi. Nice to meet you.
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Er, come in and have
a drink. Yeah.
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Our generous hosts left us this
complimentary bottle of prosecco.
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Oh, they sound nice.
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I'd leave a very good review
for that.
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Yeah, we will, we will. Yeah!
I've actually got to get on.
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But it was really nice to meet you.
And you. See you in a bit.
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Go ahead. Go ahead. Yeah? Yeah,
yeah, catch up with your mates.
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I...I've been neglecting
the ghosts recently, so I should
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see if they need anything.
Yeah.
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Sounds really weird
saying that out loud.
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MARY: Time passed slowly at first
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in the realm of the unlivings.
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Table, if you please!
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And I just kept myself to myself for
the first 50 years or so.
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"Ah, good morning, Humphrey,
and how are you?"
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I'm all right, thank you
very much for asking.
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Very good, sir, sir...
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But all that changed
one fateful day.
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Will the prayers be...?
Hush, Annie!
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Did you sleep at sermon?
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'Tis a day of humiliation
and fasting.
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Be silent. Search thyself
for sins of which to repent.
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But... I said hush!
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Bring not God's wrath
down upon us...woman.
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Mmmm! Mmmm!
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MEN LAUGH NEARBY
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SHE CHOKES
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Uh...
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She was not happy to be dead.
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But then, I suppose
no person is at first.
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Be this a jape?
Why am I not in heaven?
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What, because of the bread?
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I have lived a lifetime
abstaining from all pleasures,
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listening to his verbal
effluence all the day long.
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Could not so much as cough
without furious consequence.
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And for what?
I was promised Eden.
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How do you do? I'm Humphrey.
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Ooh! Another one?
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What is that?!
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Er, it's a savage of some kind.
His name's Ro.
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Rogh!
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That's what I said. Ro.
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I think it's short
for something.
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Be there no-one else?
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Er...
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JULIAN: Right,
so you made a friend.
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Good. That's lovely. Now, I...
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Though I did not know it
at the time,
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Annie would be
the changing of me.
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That's not the end? OK.
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Oh, yes, each day would we...
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Just try to ignore her.
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Impossible!
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Can a man ignore the ocean
even as it drowns him?
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She just wants you to stop
the comments, Thomas.
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I cannot simply... She is within me.
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She courses through my
veins like...
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That's it! What?
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I must to go through
a complete withdrawal,
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remove her from my system.
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It was the same with opium.
I must shut myself away
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until the urge is gone.
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Ooh! Cold turkey. Bootiful.
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That's what it's called when you
just stop rather than cutting down.
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It worked for me brother-in-law
and he used to smoke
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30 Woodbine a day.
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You'll never see it through.
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We'll use the attic room,
gable end.
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Only one way out,
which Robin will guard.
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Yeah... No, I'm quite busy,
actually. I got to wash my...
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Patrick?
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Er... Well...I suppose,
if you really think it will...
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Excellent. Thank you, Patrick.
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It shouldn't last more than
three days. At most four.
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Four?!
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Sucker!
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Now, then, Patrick,
I will cry, I will beg,
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I will plead with you to
let me out. But you must not,
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under any circumstances,
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allow me to leave
that room. All right?
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OK...
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SHE GIGGLES
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I wonder if she has friends.
Butterfly friends.
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Well, I'm not sure that, erm...
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Or baby butterflies.
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Well, baby butterflies
are caterpillars, Katherine.
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Yes, of course.
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Yes. And one day...they come out
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and they are their true,
fabulous selves.
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Oh, it's gone. Mm.
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The mayfly only lives for
a day. Did you know that?
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Oh, which reminds me, how much of
our day do we have left?
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I don't know. Hmm.
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Right, what shall we do now?
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I don't know.
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What do you feel like?
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I feel like skipping.
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Well, I...don't know
about skipping
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but I could try a light trot,
I suppose. Yes...
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Hiya. Where are you going?
Nowhere.
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Just going for a walk. I'll come
with you. Er, no, thank you,
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Alison, no.
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Hi, guys! Anything you need?
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Fine, thank you. We're skipping.
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It's harder than it looks.
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There's a sort of rhythm
one has to master.
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Well, I'm around if you...
I'm around.
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And then, on the...
eighty...seventh day...
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Was it eighty-eighth?
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Eighty-seventh...
There was a man, and Annie did...
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Hey! Are you sleepings?
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No! No, not at all.
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Er, I used to get this a lot
in the House of Commons,
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and I shall say to you
what I said to them,
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which is this -
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I actually listen better
with my eyes closed, so...
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Well, as long as you are.
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I am. Very much so.
Please, carry on.
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Well, it was
the eighty-seventh day...
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He speaks as though
he suffers great temptation,
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but I tell thee, if Eve looked like
her, Adam would not have succumbed
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in a moment!
THEY SNIGGER
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And who are you? You look like
a great testicle with eyes. Oh!
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BOTH SIGH HAPPILY
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Well, so, 'tis time to return to
the nag, may the Lord keep me.
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May the Lord give you the runs.
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Every man is a...
Go on, you try.
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Erm... No, I cannot.
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Go on, say he's a wart.
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A scab. A crankle.
An arseworm. Go on, quick!
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No, I cannot. Sorry.
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MARY: And so began
Annie's tutelage.
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Determined was she
to unshackle my voice.
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Hello?
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Hi, Pat.
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Eh? Oh! Hi, Alison.
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You OK? I've got
a bit of an afternoon off,
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if you fancy watching some football
or Krypton Factor?
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Oh, my. I'd absolutely love that.
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But I can't. Oh? Why?
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00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,519
Well, I've got to...
THOMAS: Is that her?
248
00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:00,159
Get her away from here.
249
00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:02,279
It's for your benefit, Alison.
250
00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:05,119
He's going cold turkey.
251
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,239
Oh...
252
00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,239
Oh! OK.
253
00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:10,639
Well, I guess that just leaves...
254
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:12,239
TV ON
255
00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:13,639
Huh?
256
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:15,319
I know I've been really busy lately,
257
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,159
so I thought I could spend some
quality time with my crew.
258
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:20,999
Yeah. It's a nice day.
259
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:24,839
We could see all of this nature
outside, you know?
260
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,359
Deer? Maybe.
261
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,520
Outside? Mm.
262
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:33,479
Three mil?!
263
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,879
Turnover, not profit.
Still!
264
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,839
It's all about expanding now.
265
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:39,279
We've just secured investment to go
international, so...
266
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,519
This is incredible.
What about you, though?
267
00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:44,519
This is...
This is lovely. Yeah.
268
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,199
Yeah, well, I mean, we've been
working really hard.
269
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,359
The house is a money pit,
with renovations and stuff.
270
00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,519
We want to make a go of it as
a hotel, but it's just this for now.
271
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:56,679
Cool, cool.
We're trying.
272
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,480
If you wanna tell me the
secret to your success, then...
273
00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:04,719
Seriously, tell me
the secret to your success.
274
00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:08,679
Er... Honestly,
we were struggling ourselves
275
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:11,679
until we joined this programme a
couple of years ago. Oh, right?
276
00:13:11,680 --> 00:13:15,319
Yeah. It's like an executive
success course. But it's, erm...
277
00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,519
It's kind of more supportive
than that sounds. Mm.
278
00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:19,479
And it's just changed
our whole thing.
279
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,759
Taught us how to prioritise
our goals.
280
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,239
It's actually why we're here.
281
00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,479
We're going to this big
seminar tonight in town.
282
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,119
Oh. Tell me more.
283
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,239
So you sacrifice your horsey,
284
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,679
dooka-dooka,
285
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,399
but you trick them with prawns
286
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,759
in middle of the board,
287
00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:35,919
in a V formation.
288
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,879
You always surprise me, Robin.
289
00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,079
I know you shouldn't judge
a book by its cover,
290
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:41,999
but I often forget how cultured...
291
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,159
Squirrel!
292
00:13:43,160 --> 00:13:45,280
OK.
HE SHOUTS WILDLY
293
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,719
I lost it.
294
00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:49,919
Sorry, you were saying?
295
00:13:49,920 --> 00:13:51,319
Oh, no. Well, I was just...
296
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,839
There it is!
297
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,159
Cool. Cool, cool, cool.
298
00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,879
Oh, Alison.
What are you up to?
299
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,879
Oh, I'm taking Robin for a walk.
GROWLING
300
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:03,559
OK. How were your mates?
Yeah, good. Really good.
301
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,639
So they're doing really well
with their business.
302
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,359
They're turning over,
like, millions.
303
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,639
So, I was like, "What's
your secret?" And it turns out
304
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,279
it's all down to this programme that
they're on that taught them
305
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,919
everything they know and introduced
them to this whole network,
306
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,799
and they've invited us
to a seminar - tonight -
307
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,879
to start our own journey
of personal growth.
308
00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:20,519
Our journey of personal growth?
309
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,599
Yeah. It sounds a bit culty.
310
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,759
No. Does it?
311
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,079
I've already said we'll go.
Well, just... Just back out.
312
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,239
Just say we can't come.
313
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,359
SCOTT: Hey!
They're coming...
314
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,999
Hey! Did you, er, tell Alison
about the seminar?
315
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:36,599
Yeah. Amazing.
I'm actually kind of jealous.
316
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:40,039
There's nothing like
the first time. I cried, didn't I?
317
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:43,199
Yeah, sobbed. It was magical.
318
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,719
We brought you these sashes.
319
00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,159
Actually, I...
I know it seems a bit culty,
320
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,119
but it's just a symbolic thing
to show
321
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,519
that you're virgin speakers
before you make your oath.
322
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:52,639
Hmm.
323
00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:55,879
That's your favourite colour,
isn't it, Mike?
324
00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:57,119
Yeah.
325
00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,279
Great. Well, we'll drive.
326
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,879
Shall we pick you up
from the house at five?
327
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,600
Yeah. Can't wait for you to meet
the High Shepherd.
328
00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:06,400
Yeah.
329
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:08,959
Bye.
330
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,879
WHISPERS: Going to meet
the shepherd.
331
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,119
I think they'll be
great additions to the flock.
332
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,519
Well done. I thought you were going
to say something.
333
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:18,519
ALISON LAUGHS
334
00:15:18,520 --> 00:15:20,599
ANNIE: We shall practise
upon this fellow.
335
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:22,279
MARY: What shall I say?
336
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,880
Speak just as you choose. Utter
anything your mind can conjure.
337
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:30,959
Thou art a skinny man...
338
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:32,759
Mm-hm.
339
00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,679
..wi-with stick arms
340
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:36,440
and a pumpkin head...
341
00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:41,399
..and hay hands.
342
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:44,239
Right. Them's just facts, though.
343
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,759
Yeah.
344
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,560
Oh, Mary...
345
00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:54,159
KITTY:
# And that one is a teddy bear
346
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,319
# And that one is a mouse
347
00:15:57,320 --> 00:16:01,159
# And that one is a pelican
348
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:04,959
# And that one is a gun
349
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:08,999
# And our song about clouds is
350
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,159
BOTH: # Done! #
351
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:13,679
CAPTAIN CHUCKLES
352
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:16,679
Ah. That was a very jolly
sing-song, Kitty.
353
00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,159
Wasn't it? Yes,
and it must have killed...
354
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:22,079
What do you think? Two hours or...?
That's your problem.
355
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,319
Why would you
want to kill time?
356
00:16:24,320 --> 00:16:27,119
It's there to be enjoyed,
not killed. Yes, but...
357
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,079
I mean, you seem to enjoy
everything, Kitty,
358
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,239
and I just don't know how...
359
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,679
If you're doing it right, you don't
even notice the time.
360
00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,399
Oh! Ants!
361
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:35,919
What? Oh, no, no.
362
00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,399
No, no, don't worry, Kitty.
363
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,639
They can't...they can't touch you,
of course.
364
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,839
Oh, yes.
Yes.
365
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,559
Ah, that one's called a soldier.
366
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,679
There he goes.
Brave little fellow.
367
00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:48,239
HE CHUCKLES
368
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,719
Yeah. They can carry several times
their own body weight.
369
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,439
Did you know that? Oh, look!
370
00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:54,719
There's actually two
different colonies.
371
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,399
I think we could be witnessing
an invasion.
372
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,399
Oh, yes. There they go,
373
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,119
establishing a front line.
374
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,119
HE CHUCKLES
Yes.
375
00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,079
But we won't be giving up
our strategic position
376
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,720
that easily, will we, boys?
377
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,119
Think your way through this,
Thorne, come on!
378
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:14,359
Your mind is your own. If you want
to think of something
379
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,639
other than her beautiful face,
then you can.
380
00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:19,159
You don't need to dwell on
the colour of her eyes
381
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,639
or the way her lip curls
when she smiles...
382
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,559
Don't forget her dimples.
Of course, her d...
383
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,119
Ah! What are you doing there?!
384
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,879
Trying to get over her, are you?
385
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,159
It's impossible! Well, just think
of something else.
386
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,880
As far away as you can imagine.
387
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:37,759
A beach. If you like,
yeah, imagine a beach.
388
00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,439
The sea.
389
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:40,799
The fish.
390
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,519
The fishermen.
391
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,559
Talking of the sirens at sea.
392
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,039
Careful.
393
00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,159
The auburn-haired,
hazel-eyed beauties...
394
00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,119
..called Alison.
I can't do it! You see?!
395
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,360
Yes.
396
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:55,279
Patrick, I need to see her.
397
00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:57,559
No, Thomas.
Just for one second,
398
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:59,959
just a glimpse, and then
I'll be fine. Then...then...
399
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,799
You said you'd say this, mate.
400
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,079
I know, but, Patrick, please.
401
00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:05,479
I have to!
402
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,359
Just a tiny taste.
403
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,759
No, Thomas!
404
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,359
All right?
405
00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:12,999
I'm going to put my foot down.
It's for your own good.
406
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,200
This is my foot going down. OK?
407
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,880
OK.
408
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:29,279
I didn't know it was there.
'Twas there all along.
409
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:32,719
HE GASPS
Fastest squirrel in the world!
410
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:35,120
FANNY CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY
411
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,479
I didn't know,
but she was there all along.
412
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,679
She was ever so amusing!
Who are you talking to?
413
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,999
No... No-one.
Don't stand there!
414
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,759
Huh? You're standing on my horse.
415
00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:49,799
What? My horse! Montague.
416
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,599
You're still on him.
417
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:54,319
You're still on him.
He's a horse, Alison.
418
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,959
This OK?
Yes. That's Montague.
419
00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:00,559
That's Bessie, my first dog.
Bitch.
420
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:03,479
That's Jasmine, the Siamese.
421
00:19:03,480 --> 00:19:05,399
Jasper, the falcon.
HE SNIFFS
422
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:09,479
And Dante. But wasn't Dante
in the house?
423
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:12,119
No, that was just the crust.
We buried the meat.
424
00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:13,999
What? You mean,
like the giblets and the...?
425
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,679
Now you're making it
sound disgusting!
426
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:17,879
OK. So what is this? Like a...?
427
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,879
A pet cemetery, yes.
428
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:24,039
I come here once a week
to pay my respects to my beloveds.
429
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,279
I do miss them, you know.
430
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,959
The company.
431
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,959
The long walks.
432
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,559
Grooming their hair.
433
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,000
ROBIN SNIFFS
434
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,039
What?
435
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:44,719
ECHOING RUMBLES
436
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,080
SHUDDERING AND SHAKING
437
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:49,199
So hot.
438
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:50,760
So cold.
439
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,799
WEAKLY: Humphrey?
440
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,800
Humphrey, are you awake?
441
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:03,239
I love you, Thomas.
442
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,039
No!
443
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:08,039
I love you, too. Oh, God...
444
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,759
What are you talking about?
445
00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,160
PANTING:
I need to get out of here.
446
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,320
PATRICK SNORES SOFTLY
447
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,759
MARY SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY
448
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,799
You have to help me.
449
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,480
I am overcome with delirium.
450
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,239
Come here, my darling.
451
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,799
Argh! I love you, Thomas.
452
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,119
No, my darling, please...!
453
00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,839
Kiss me, Thomas.
454
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:51,360
Kiss me.
455
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,639
PAT: Not so fast, you blighter!
456
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:57,440
HE GRUNTS
457
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,279
There's nothing to see here.
458
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:02,599
Come on, you.
459
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,959
Back to your cell!
460
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,919
THOMAS WHIMPERS
461
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,799
Right. Where was I?
462
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,280
Shouting at scarecrows.
463
00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,359
Thou...is...
464
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,359
..a acorn.
Good, good.
465
00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,719
Oh, thou, erm...
466
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:16,839
DISTANT VOICES
467
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:19,679
Mary, say something to these.
468
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:22,319
My wife's mother is visiting.
Oof!
469
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,159
Their tongues will not have
ceased all day.
470
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:27,079
HE CHUCKLES
Women do chatter so.
471
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,199
No. I cannot, Annie.
It's... It's too hard.
472
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:33,959
Oh, 'tis only too hard
cos you still think like a living.
473
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,279
We were shut up all our lives,
474
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:39,000
kept silent, kept in our place.
475
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:44,479
Now, Mary, we are free.
476
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,039
More free than ever in life.
477
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:49,999
I shall have no peace
as long as she's in the house.
478
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,240
The old witch.
479
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,599
Thou art a blaggard.
480
00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:57,199
Thou art a snake.
481
00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:59,199
Pox-ridden boil.
482
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:01,159
Yes, Mary!
Scurvy toad!
483
00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:03,239
Ooh!
What's the matter?
484
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,959
Ooh, a blister on my heel.
Ha-ha.
485
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:08,439
I shall have my wife bathe it
in salts 'pon my return.
486
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,239
I'm sure 'twill please her
to do so.
487
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,319
Oh, I'm sure she'd rather gouge her
own eyes out with a fork.
488
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,399
ANNIE LAUGHS
489
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:15,759
Looking at thy face,
490
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:19,239
I can't imagine the horror
of thy feets.
491
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,479
ANNIE CHORTLES
492
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:22,679
MARY LAUGHS
493
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:24,719
DOOR OPENS
494
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,239
Oh! How do I look?
Simply wonderful!
495
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,719
BOTH LAUGH GLEEFULLY
496
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,679
Eurgh! Wonderfully daft.
497
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,760
'Tis better suited to a dog.
498
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:36,119
GIGGLING
Hush now, girls.
499
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:38,479
These games are
unbecoming of a young lady.
500
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,639
Yes, Father.
Yes, Father.
501
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:42,439
Your face is unbecoming
of a face!
502
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,919
SHE LAUGHS
Yeah, you big horse's lad!
503
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,759
The lark shall sing
its morning hymn
504
00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:50,079
To the bloom
of bright and gay...
505
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,239
I sneeze better poetry
than this.
506
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,359
Yeah. I'd rather listen
to a donkey die a slow death.
507
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,639
Yeah, me too.
508
00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,919
So, in troth, Annie did teach
me to speak as I find.
509
00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,559
Death may take from us
many things,
510
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,639
but it gave me a voice.
511
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:10,199
I hope that whate'er is next
is even better.
512
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:15,879
Well, I usually do about, erm,
five potatoes high, and then...
513
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,600
WHOOSHING, CELESTIAL MUSIC
514
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,200
MUSIC CEASES
515
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,120
Lucky cow.
516
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,320
Aw...
517
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,560
Huh.
518
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:40,279
Well, I suppose we should all
just make t'most of it,
519
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:43,199
until we finally receive
520
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:45,119
our blessed suckings-off.
521
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:47,959
Mm. Annie sounds great.
I wish I'd met her.
522
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,560
Aye, she certainly
sounded colourful. She was.
523
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,239
A remarkable woman.
And I should know -
524
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,799
I've been listening since the very
start, haven't I, Mary?
525
00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,919
Ah, they're here. What do I say?
526
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:01,639
Well, how should I know?
527
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,119
People think politicians
don't listen, but, y'know,
528
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:08,679
I think Mary can tell you,
this politician does listen.
529
00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:11,839
This politician is all ears.
530
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:13,039
Well, I think...
531
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:16,599
And I think it's just great
that women these days
532
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,479
can say exactly what they want.
533
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,919
Well, I think that...
534
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:23,159
Women have never had it so good.
535
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,399
I'm sorry, I just
think that's great.
536
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,759
Hey! Hey. Hey...
537
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:29,799
So...
JULIAN: Just look at Alison.
538
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:31,359
She's never afraid to speak
her mind.
539
00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,999
You guys feeling ready?
Perhaps you can say what you want,
540
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,959
but it's not without consequence,
is it? Have you got some dry clothes
541
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:39,879
to change into after the ceremony?
Oh, God. Well, about that...
542
00:24:39,880 --> 00:24:43,879
You can't just go around shouting,
"Hello, I'm Mrs Jellyhead -
543
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,879
"look at my wibbly friends,"
544
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,359
and expect to be invited
to many dinner parties.
545
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:51,200
..in ages, so... Yeah, that's
a great point, Fanny.
546
00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:56,279
Alison, you can't talk to us.
There's people here.
547
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,559
Alison...
548
00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:00,639
No, it's fine, everyone. I can
just... I can say what I want.
549
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,879
Sorry. Sorry, that must sound mad,
550
00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:07,359
but don't worry, I'm not. I'm just
talking to the ghosts who live here.
551
00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,519
Say hello to our guests, guys.
552
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,840
GHOSTS: Hello.
553
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,399
They say hello.
554
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,799
Erm, there's Kitty -
she's a Georgian lady.
555
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,239
There's Lady Button.
556
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:21,319
She was actually showing me
her pet cemetery, if you can...
557
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,719
Ooh, sorry, careful. If you
just move out of the way,
558
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,039
cos Humphrey's body
is just walking through,
559
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:29,079
and I don't know where the head is.
Anyone know?
560
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,719
Um...
Wait, is this a joke?
561
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:34,519
It's not. It's not, is it, Mike?
562
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:38,159
He can't see them either, and it
drives him up the wall. Yeah.
563
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:40,560
Now, then, is it time
to meet the High Shepherd?
564
00:25:42,320 --> 00:25:45,000
Ha...
Erm...
565
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,919
Do you know what? It's...
566
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:50,279
I've just remembered we were...
567
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,159
Yeah, I completely forgot, but we
were told... Yeah. ..it's full.
568
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:57,559
Oh. Sold out. No room, so...
569
00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,839
Maybe next time. Next time.
That's a shame. A shame.
570
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:01,639
Yeah. OK.
Shame.
571
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:03,159
All right.
GHOSTS: Bye!
572
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,479
They say bye.
Later, alligator!
573
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,119
DOOR CLOSES
Yes!
574
00:26:07,120 --> 00:26:08,640
Well done, Alison. Well done.
575
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:13,039
I'm sorry, Pat. I was
in the grip of a hallucination
576
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:15,439
and I wasn't myself. I swear
it will not happen again.
577
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:16,879
You're damn right it won't.
578
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:19,840
Another peep out of you,
and you're in the hole!
579
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,399
You all right?
580
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,519
HE GROANS
581
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,880
No, I'm...
582
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,119
HE GASPS
583
00:26:30,120 --> 00:26:31,719
Patrick, I have to see Alison.
584
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,039
Oh, my God!
It's only been ten seconds.
585
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,399
Now get back in there,
you pathetic little...
586
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,239
I found the stone from her ring!
587
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:42,119
Really?
Yes. It's under the bed.
588
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,799
Let me tell her. She needs to know!
589
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:46,639
GRUFFLY: You ain't going to
see sunlight till breakfast, pal.
590
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,359
Now get in that cell
where you belong.
591
00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,359
Lights out!
592
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,399
Scum.
593
00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,599
CLOCK CHIMES
594
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,919
Oh, right,
that must be time for...
595
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,439
Actually, what is that time for?
596
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,679
KITTY: What are we doing?
Where's Pat?
597
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,639
Oh, we don't need Patrick.
598
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,039
I'll do the lecture, shall I?
599
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,959
Oh...
Oh, no, no.
600
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:09,319
Wait, wait, wait.
It'll be something fun, like...
601
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:13,319
Oh! ...like the time I met
Bryan Ferry on -
602
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:16,759
wait for it - a train.
603
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,199
ROBIN: Yeah. No.
I will do the talk.
604
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,039
What are you going to teach
us? How to eat raw meat?
605
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:25,199
How about how to beat
Julian at chess?!
606
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,079
That's out of order!
607
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:29,239
I'll take you down
to Chinatown, bitch!
608
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:31,359
All right, calm down!
CAPTAIN HUMS
609
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,319
Let's just take a moment,
shall we?
610
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,799
Hang on a minute. You're late!
611
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,159
Hmm? Am I? Oh, yes...
612
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,999
Well, I suppose
I just lost track of time.
613
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,759
What?!
614
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,439
Well, I mean, what's
the rush anyway?
615
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,039
We've got for ever.
616
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,279
SHE GIGGLES
617
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,679
Well, we've got until seven,
618
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,239
because that's when we're watching
Captain America.
619
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,399
Yes, good point. As you were.
620
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,960
HE CLEARS THROAT
621
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,440
HUMPHREY: A boat.
A sail.
622
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:06,720
A mast.
623
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,959
A crow's nest.
624
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,599
Alison.
625
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:11,840
Cooper.
626
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,759
Hmm!
627
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,479
Alison...
628
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:20,839
Alison!
629
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,399
I just wanted to tell you
I found your ring piece.
630
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,039
Your jewel. And it...
631
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,319
Right, let me guess, its beauty
cannot hope to match
632
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,039
the deep pools of my eyes.
633
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:32,959
No. I was just going to say
it's up in the attic room.
634
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,319
ALISON GASPS
635
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,039
Oh, yes!
636
00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,080
Aw, Thomas, I could kiss you!
637
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:46,879
Yes. Do it.
Kiss me hard on the mouth.
638
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,199
Kiss me for ever.
639
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,679
Oh, God, no!
640
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,079
SHE SIGHS
641
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,960
THOMAS: I tried so hard!
ALL GROAN
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