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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:03,498 Fuck this. I'm calling Carlo. 2 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:14,801 Yeah, they didn't show. The Vespa scooters. 3 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,764 We gotta wait. 4 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,724 Tony: Carlo was furious. 5 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:24,006 His guys waited by the hackensack river all fucking night. 6 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,664 Fucking vespas never got into my hands. 7 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,066 This is port Newark. 8 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:30,609 Where were your longshoremen? 9 00:02:30,776 --> 00:02:33,153 There's heightened security at the ports. Ai-qaeda. 10 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,405 Done, Johnny. 11 00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:37,282 I gotta go. 12 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:40,786 John: Nice job, Billy boy. 13 00:02:46,958 --> 00:02:50,170 Carlo was told it was a go. If it didn't happen, how come nobody called? 14 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:53,048 A lot of things didn't happen that seem like they happened. 15 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,758 Your cousin didn't whack Joey. 16 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,718 The vespas never got into my hands. 17 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:05,185 - Eye on the ball, Keaton! Hustle! - Come on. Go, soph! 18 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,604 Hey, soph is open! She's open! 19 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,690 - Over here! - She's gotta be at least 11. 20 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,901 Don't put up with that, Lissie! 21 00:03:13,068 --> 00:03:15,654 Careful with those elbows, number seven! 22 00:03:15,821 --> 00:03:18,156 Hey, out of bounds! Out of bounds! 23 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,325 Lissie, go! 24 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:24,371 - They're just a bunch of losers! - Hey, no negatives, you. 25 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:27,791 Come on, putts, charge the ball! Charge it! 26 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:29,543 Ah! 27 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:32,170 Foul! That kid tripped my kid. 28 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:34,131 That's legal. She was going for the ball. 29 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:37,509 - She was not. - Score! Score! Come on! 30 00:03:37,676 --> 00:03:41,096 Your kid is out of control. She's been tripping and pushing all summer. 31 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:43,306 Oh, shut up and get out of here. 32 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,850 Don't tell me to shut up. 33 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,647 What are you, crazy? 34 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,903 Please, come on. Somebody! 35 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,947 - How do you like it now, bitch? - Help! 36 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,993 No, her kid kicked my kid. Get off! 37 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,330 - Cost you a hundred. - Call. 38 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:09,958 Sit down. Sit, sit. 39 00:04:13,754 --> 00:04:15,172 I talked to John. 40 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:17,924 The Vespa scooters came in. 41 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:21,928 But there was no opportunity to grab them because of security at the ports. 42 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:26,183 Jesus Christ. The young crowd is crazy for these scooters. 43 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,393 He owes me half that fucking load. 44 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:30,640 - You're not buying it? - I don't know what to think. 45 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:32,606 He's getting awfully cute with his remarks. 46 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:36,526 All I know is his behavior at that kid's funeral was a disgrace. 47 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:40,906 - It's a big part of my livelihood, the port. - I will say, very interesting timing, t. 48 00:04:41,072 --> 00:04:43,658 You and John had that little chat at the funeral... 49 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,410 Whatever that was. 50 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,662 Suddenly, no vespas. 51 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,877 All right, I gotta take this. 52 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:59,174 Take one of Carlo's guys. Start hanging around down port Newark. 53 00:04:59,382 --> 00:05:01,885 Find out what the fuck is going on. 54 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:04,971 The property taxes, I know. 55 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,848 Hello to you too. 56 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:09,768 I thought you should know your sister, Janice, got arrested. 57 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,229 - What? - In essex county this afternoon... 58 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:15,106 An incident of sports rage among soccer moms... 59 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:18,610 Led to the arrest of a verona woman with ties to the mafia. 60 00:05:18,777 --> 00:05:21,530 Our Gillian glessner was on the scene. What about it, Gillian? 61 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:24,991 Think that other mother better go into the soccer-mom protection program? 62 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,520 Maybe she should, Carl. 63 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,328 It started here at summit Avenue park... 64 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:31,039 Club soccer match. 65 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,999 An altercation between soccer moms... 66 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:36,127 That sent one mother to the hospital and one to jail. 67 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,630 Denise McCarthy, a parent, witnessed the violence. 68 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:40,590 I just feel so bad for the kids. 69 00:05:40,799 --> 00:05:43,093 Parents taping the match captured the melee. 70 00:05:43,260 --> 00:05:46,805 - Come on! Somebody! - How do you like it now, bitch? 71 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,518 Her kid kicked my kid. 72 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,186 Charges are still pending but... 73 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,189 We know that the woman shown here being taken into custody... 74 00:05:56,356 --> 00:06:01,528 Is Janice baccalieri, sister of reputed New Jersey mob boss, Anthony soprano. 75 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,322 Guess you could call it a mafia-related hit. 76 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,117 We spoke with psychologist bela kakuk. 77 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:09,536 It's a growing problem in our society. 78 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:15,125 Psychologists are finding that certain individuals are particularly prone to rage. 79 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:19,004 Almost any frustration, inconvenience... 80 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:22,507 Or perceived inconsideration will set them off. 81 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,176 Motherfucker! 82 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,474 Janice, open the door! 83 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,895 - Where is she? - It wasn't my fault! 84 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,479 My name was all over the TV... 85 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:37,898 Because of your bullshit! 86 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:39,399 It's not that simple, ton. 87 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:41,902 Apparently, the woman's kid was picking on Sophia. 88 00:06:42,068 --> 00:06:43,236 Why wasn't she collared? 89 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,530 I am suing the township for wrongful arrest... 90 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,282 - No, you're not! - And the yso. 91 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:48,950 No, no, you're not! 92 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:51,912 What you're gonna do is call Neil. You're gonna plea it down. 93 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:55,540 You're gonna pay the fine and not turn this into one of your cause célebres. 94 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:57,584 Anybody's side but mine. 95 00:06:57,751 --> 00:06:59,461 That bitch is lucky I didn't kill her. 96 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,005 Well, we know that. 97 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,507 What? 98 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,886 - You and your fucking temper, Janice. - Get out. 99 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,309 This is the end of it. 100 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,190 Get out! 101 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:23,735 Tony. 102 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:29,240 I know this looks bad. 103 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:33,036 But on the other hand, she called Sophia her daughter. 104 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,121 I don't give a fuck. 105 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:38,750 All right, I do give a fuck. 106 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:42,212 But how many times I gotta tell you, get control of your wife! 107 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:47,175 Janice: Sophia? 108 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,638 Sophia? 109 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,063 I'm so embarrassed. 110 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:02,607 I don't wanna see any of my friends again. 111 00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:05,402 Well, when you're a parent, you'll see. 112 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:08,029 You'll defend your children like a lion with her cubs. 113 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:09,864 You're not my parent. 114 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:11,783 What did you say? 115 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:14,869 I'm here. 116 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:18,039 And I try to care very much. 117 00:08:18,790 --> 00:08:21,292 - Now, get to sleep. - You gonna punch me? 118 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,964 Jan? Can I talk to you? 119 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,803 Sophia, go to sleep. 120 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:43,064 We'll talk tomorrow. I'm exhausted. 121 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,025 No, now. 122 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,360 What, I don't have a say in things? 123 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,779 Janice, I think you need professional help. 124 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:53,241 Oh, I'll be having an extra session with Sandy, believe me. 125 00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:55,243 Sandy, Sandy. What does she do? 126 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:58,955 She says you were picked on by your father and asks you to read screenplays. 127 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,207 I think there's anger specialists. 128 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,793 And I think you should see a weight-loss specialist. 129 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,462 You don't see it in yourself. 130 00:09:05,628 --> 00:09:07,756 I heard you with Sophia. 131 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:09,424 You were getting along much better. 132 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,886 She says one little thing, and you get nasty. 133 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:14,679 I'm so sore. 134 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,639 This is not an isolated incident. 135 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,975 They won't let you shop up at the corner anymore. 136 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,771 Those coffee beans were burnt, Bobby. You tasted them. 137 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:26,733 Janice, I like a spitfire type. I told you. 138 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:30,028 - But me and the kids can't live like this. - Like what? 139 00:09:31,654 --> 00:09:33,823 This was a nice house. 140 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,366 Peaceful. I don't know. 141 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,869 There wasn't all this yelling and tension. 142 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:40,205 How could you understand? 143 00:09:40,371 --> 00:09:42,082 Your dad was a sweetheart... 144 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,250 Even when he had emphysema. 145 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,670 My house, it was dog-eat-dog. 146 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:50,006 Well, be that as it may, the past and all... 147 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:53,384 If you don't go to these anger classes they have or whatever... 148 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,031 This with us ain't gonna work out. 149 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,742 What do you think he clears here? 150 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:22,705 Two crap tables, Blackjack, roulette. 151 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:27,877 You gotta figure he's grabbing anywhere from 2500 to 5 g's a night for himself. 152 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,173 It used to be you, didn't it? 153 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,970 - Stop making meatballs, Paulie. - I'm just saying. 154 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,931 Now you know what I went through. 155 00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,938 Okay, it's the same Gina had at her wedding. 156 00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:48,857 We should see how it looks on your face. 157 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,817 Chrissy. 158 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:00,535 What the fuck? 159 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,795 - What's up? - Hey there, cos. 160 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,589 Guess who called me today. 161 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,591 - How'd you find me? - Not gonna guess? 162 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,468 - Okay, who? - Our friend with the orchard. 163 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,221 - No shit. He okay? - Yeah. 164 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,600 - Sold the place. Moving to Florida. - He should. Getting on in years. 165 00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:29,814 - Oh, shit. - You still got your canned peaches there. 166 00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:33,943 I just had the car serviced. Watch what you say. 167 00:11:34,152 --> 00:11:35,695 I gotta move that shit? 168 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,822 - Again? - That developer's going up there. 169 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:40,491 Obviously, it wouldn't be good for you or our friend... 170 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,161 If somebody opened the canned fruit. 171 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,955 So you and your cousin are going there to take care of it. 172 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:48,082 - I'll do it. - I'm worried about the old guy. 173 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:49,459 I told you, I'll do it. 174 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,337 The thing is, my old man's got a few jars up there also. 175 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:53,963 Could make problems for my uncle. 176 00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,092 It's gonna be a lot of work... 177 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:00,762 Which, with Louise around, can only be done at night. 178 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,931 - That's true. - This has to be done... 179 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:04,390 In two weeks, the latest. 180 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,226 Bulldozers are coming. 181 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,937 What, you picking out wedding cakes? 182 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,397 - Yeah. - Hope you have better luck than I did. 183 00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:13,942 Why, you didn't like your cake? 184 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,945 Your luck's been fucking great and listen to you cursing it out. 185 00:12:18,321 --> 00:12:19,572 Got something you wanna say? 186 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,618 - All right. - So call me. 187 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,214 Well, who is this uncle pat anyway? 188 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:40,385 He was a knock-around guy like Tony's dad. 189 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,389 But they let him retire to this farm upstate New York. 190 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:46,975 Sounds funny but it wasn't. 191 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:48,935 He had the hiccups for, like, a year. 192 00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:51,521 - Jeez. - Great guy. 193 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,648 Had a daughter but she lived with her mom. 194 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:59,028 Us boys each got sent up there summers when we hit 12 or 13. 195 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,947 He'd school us. 196 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:03,157 Did he have the hiccups? 197 00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,618 No, I told you, that went away. 198 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,370 What, you think it's fucking funny? 199 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,789 He almost committed suicide because of it. 200 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,582 How would you like it? 201 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,585 Where's my barneys underpants with the ventilated cotton? 202 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,671 Still in the dryer. 203 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,677 Tell you one thing. 204 00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,430 I need fucking Tony b. Up there like I need a third nut. 205 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:29,225 God, all this resentment. He is your cousin. 206 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:31,853 Yeah? Should have seen him when I was little. 207 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,271 Him and Tony both. 208 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,189 How they broke my balls... 209 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,567 Teased me. 210 00:13:38,609 --> 00:13:40,945 One time, I was spending the summer... 211 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:44,407 Up at uncle pat's farm, just like they used to. I was 11. 212 00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,868 - They came up... they were, like, 19. - -To shoot guns. 213 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,745 They didn't take me with them. 214 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,289 When I tramped through the stickers and found them... 215 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,583 They said I had to be initiated into a club... 216 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:57,378 By being tied to a tree alone in the orchard for an hour. 217 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:02,383 I was on that tree until 3:00 in the fucking morning. 218 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,553 I worshipped these two guys. 219 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,722 Tony soprano, especially. 220 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:11,184 When he was by himself, he used to push me on my big wheels... 221 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,311 He'd teach me curse words. 222 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:15,605 When he was by himself. 223 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,610 Where's the tinactin? 224 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,113 Right on the night table. 225 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,407 And here we are again. 226 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:31,913 Tony b. Goes wrong, and Tony lays a 200-k-a-year cash cow on him. 227 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,838 Christopher, don't get mad, okay? 228 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:46,552 I know we kind of touched on it a couple of times but... you're so unhappy. 229 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,222 What if we left here? 230 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,140 Went far away. 231 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,393 And you went into something else. 232 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,104 - Like what? - I don't know, like... 233 00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,815 Pick up your writing, maybe. 234 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:00,983 Male modeling. 235 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,071 I'll get back to the writing someday... 236 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,782 But from a position of great wealth. 237 00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:11,327 Far as male modeling, I'd probably be a success... 238 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,038 But I wouldn't want to be around those fucking people. 239 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,960 I'm a soldier, Adriana. 240 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,878 When you gonna understand that? 241 00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:33,641 What the fuck! 242 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,309 Carmela. 243 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,187 - What? - There's no water in the pool. 244 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,858 Yeah, I had it drained. The electricity costs a fortune. 245 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:44,277 I can't afford it. You're the only one who uses it. 246 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,245 I thought we were getting along better. 247 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:59,125 So you polluted all the decent lawyers in New Jersey so they can't represent me? 248 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,961 - You couldn't play fair. - I'm not the one that wanted it! 249 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,796 Okay, so let's just pretend... 250 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,549 That you weren't begging for it in millions of ways... 251 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,301 Because I am worn out here. 252 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:27,945 Fuchnguu 253 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,005 He's a nice kid, Finn. 254 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,673 Right? 255 00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:49,759 Right. 256 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,933 We gonna throw them an engagement party? 257 00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:00,061 Well, if we can be civil. 258 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:02,897 She's so young. 259 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,398 Same age we were. 260 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:11,280 It wasn't all bad. 261 00:17:21,332 --> 00:17:24,085 Last time, I asked you to jot down one or two situations... 262 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,920 Or people that trigger your anger. 263 00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,173 So much that when you think about it, you get angry all over again. 264 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,591 Anybody got...? 265 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,052 Let's give Bradley a chance this time. 266 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,307 My partner parked me in again. I couldn't find the keys. 267 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:42,019 - I woke him up, and he starts yelling. - Describe the feelings. 268 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,356 - I think... - My stepkids do that all the time. 269 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,650 They leave their bikes in the garage... 270 00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:50,653 And if I wanna pull in, I gotta get out and move the bikes... 271 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,154 With a car of groceries. 272 00:17:52,321 --> 00:17:54,881 Doris, can't you keep Billy's bike out of the driveway? 273 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,705 It was a famous commercial from the '60s. 274 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,206 Bufferin. 275 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,792 Guy has a headache, and he takes it out on his wife. 276 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:08,796 Back to Bradley... 277 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,966 I'm trying to get into his actual physical sensations of anger. 278 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,093 He saw red. Who wouldn't? 279 00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,137 She's right. I mean, why is he in here? 280 00:18:16,304 --> 00:18:19,473 Why isn't his roommate in therapy for selfishness issues? 281 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,603 There are things that are irritating and annoying and out of our control. 282 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:26,772 What we can control is our response to those triggers. 283 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,233 So people just get a free pass? The whole world? 284 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,945 I told you about my supervisor checking my work and nobody else's. 285 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,573 - I wonder why. - Because you're a minority. 286 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,284 - Exactly. That's why I'm in here. - Janice: Uh huh. 287 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,538 - You seem angry about Evelyn's problem. - It makes me mad. 288 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,417 It doesn't make you mad. You make you mad. 289 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,378 I come from a biased family, but I was different. 290 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:51,213 I put all my faith and my hopes... 291 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,884 Into the civil rights movement. I left home, and I marched. 292 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,302 And for what? 293 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,930 So they could ride around in their suvs, blasting that rap shit? 294 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,600 And you can't say anything because they might have guns? 295 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,852 Wait a fucking minute. Who's "they"? 296 00:19:05,019 --> 00:19:06,354 If the shoe fits... 297 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,522 This is fucking priceless. 298 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:12,193 Okay, let's not time travel here. Let's try to stay in the present. 299 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:15,446 Janice, you're angry. Let's stay with that. 300 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,782 What are your actual physical feelings right now? 301 00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:20,159 I'd like to punch you in the face. 302 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,161 Your hands are clenched. 303 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,121 Did you realize that? 304 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:28,668 You're provoking me to make a point and maybe that's your job, but I don't like it. 305 00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,170 Look at you. You're not even listening. 306 00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,255 - Hello, he's talking to me. - Evelyn: No. 307 00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:36,175 You and me, we do most of the talking in here. 308 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:40,680 The man is trying to say that those people outside, they do the thing... 309 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:44,850 But we're the ones that get upset and start carrying on. That's all he's saying. 310 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,400 The Hudson valley. 311 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:58,239 That legend of sleepy hollow cartoon. 312 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,366 Scared the piss out of me as a kid. 313 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:01,951 Would you mind watching your shoe? 314 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,162 Oh, sure. 315 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,873 It's a $50,000 vehicle. I don't want it scuffed up. 316 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,468 Uncle pat's farm. 317 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:24,265 When you're 12, 13, man, it's like fucking heaven, right? 318 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,685 Running around in the woods. 319 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,353 Driving that tractor. 320 00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:34,191 He made me clear the brush by the fence with a fucking scythe, though. 321 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,570 Yeah, I had to do that. Tony too. 322 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:41,991 And water his fucking tomatoes and his 323 00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,410 Changed, though, you know, pat's. 324 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,829 After Louise came back there to live... 325 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,123 It wasn't just you and pat and his stories. 326 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:59,008 They used to call me ichabod crane. 327 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,387 - Who? - Some very sorry people, that's who. 328 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:09,435 The carmela front. 329 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:13,355 Did you two ever discuss that evening you made love? 330 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,443 It was a one-time deal. 331 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,738 - I've moved on. - What about the depression? 332 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,202 Your revelation about your cousin... 333 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:28,370 His prison sentence. 334 00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,039 You were very upset. 335 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,543 I haven't had a lot of time to think about that. 336 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,589 My sister. 337 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,176 She attacked some woman... 338 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:48,182 - At her stepkid's soccer game. - You've mentioned her temper before. 339 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,185 She got charged with aggravated assault and... 340 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,604 - Resisting arrest. - Excellent. 341 00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:54,980 Let's talk about that. 342 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:57,525 - What? - Rage. 343 00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,736 - Why? - Depression is rage turned inward. 344 00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:05,908 Tell me about the soprano temper. 345 00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,993 Well, the thing is, it's bad for business. 346 00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:09,787 Clouds your judgment. 347 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:12,122 John, he always had a terrible temper. 348 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,624 - John...? - Gotti. 349 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,501 In the end, I think it hurt him. 350 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:19,004 See, we forget that in the old days, the ones that came over... 351 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,340 That started this thing... 352 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:22,967 They didn't get mad. 353 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,178 They just smiled and nodded and made sure you got it later. 354 00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:29,974 That's the whole, beautiful point. You know what they say: 355 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,476 "Revenge is like serving cold cuts." 356 00:22:33,227 --> 00:22:37,481 Yeah, I think it's, "revenge is a dish best served cold." 357 00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:40,401 - So, what did I say? - But why revenge all the time? 358 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:45,656 Where does it come from, this insatiable anger you and your sister share? 359 00:22:45,823 --> 00:22:48,117 I wondered how long it'd take for her to come up. 360 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:51,161 Your mother? What about your father? 361 00:22:51,328 --> 00:22:54,415 You never saw her chop off someone's finger. 362 00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,208 Told you about that, didn't I? 363 00:22:56,333 --> 00:22:57,960 Yes. 364 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,339 - Oh, Jesus, I wish I hadn't. - Why? 365 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,675 I dress up nice and everything when I come here. 366 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,177 Okay, let's stick to the subject. 367 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:10,639 - Which is what? - Your own intolerance for frustration. 368 00:23:14,935 --> 00:23:16,645 "Thank you for holding. 369 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,439 Your call is important to us." 370 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,983 If it's so important to you, answer the fucking phone! 371 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:25,946 - Stay with that. - It's a level of bullshit, bullshit, bullshit! 372 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:29,199 Each idea they come up with that's supposed to make things better... 373 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,161 - Makes things worse. - Okay, right. I agree. 374 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,204 "The center cannot hold." 375 00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:38,375 - "The falcon cannot hear the falconer." - What the fuck are you talking about? 376 00:23:38,751 --> 00:23:42,546 We live in a time of technological and spiritual crisis. 377 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,715 But you feel you're above all of it. 378 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:49,136 Certainly above any inconvenience or annoyance. 379 00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:51,764 And if things don't go your way... 380 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:57,353 Instead of being merely disappointed or inconvenienced, you blow. 381 00:24:04,193 --> 00:24:06,028 My sister's... 382 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,740 She's taking anger management classes. 383 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,910 You know, maybe she's on the right track. 384 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,287 Is this something you'd consider? 385 00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:16,956 No. 386 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:23,170 Well, but I'll admit, it's not good for me, all this fucking agitation. 387 00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,798 Wears me out. 388 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:27,883 Fucking exhausted all the time. 389 00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:29,259 Where did we start off? 390 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:31,720 I don't know. 391 00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,014 Depression is rage turned inward. 392 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:38,811 Yeah, yeah. 393 00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:47,236 This is nice. 394 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,573 For inner city kids like me, this was important. 395 00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:54,618 Inner city? You lived by the largest shopping mall in Jersey. 396 00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,247 It's over now. She's sticking me in that home in Florida... 397 00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:01,959 - And that's the last I'll ever see of her. - I'll be right down the road, pop. 398 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,585 I got a beautiful condo. 399 00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:06,964 Thinks she's gonna meet some old, lonely widower. 400 00:25:12,594 --> 00:25:15,264 Louise, it's time for dessert. 401 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,850 I'm getting it. 402 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,686 And do me a favor. 403 00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:24,189 Be as polite as you are when it's just the two of us. 404 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,950 We know where Chrissy buried the guy. But with uncle Johnny's... 405 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,202 You gotta help us out. 406 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,080 Well... 407 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:42,833 I'm not exactly sure... 408 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,585 But there was two of them. 409 00:25:44,793 --> 00:25:45,961 The Johnson brothers. 410 00:25:46,170 --> 00:25:47,546 You don't remember where? 411 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,134 It was a long time ago. 412 00:25:52,968 --> 00:25:55,929 Tony b: We can't excavate the whole fucking place. 413 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,307 Because you know what Tony's gonna say. 414 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,517 Let him come up here and dig then. 415 00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:03,979 Please. He's a heart attack waiting to happen. 416 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:05,731 That's no joke. 417 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,691 Our bodies are 86 percent water. 418 00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:10,402 His last blood test, he was 65 percent zeppole. 419 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:20,579 When he heard the term "pie in the sky," he volunteered for the 82nd airborne. 420 00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:22,206 That's pretty good. 421 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:28,420 I learned in recovery that he's just tamping down his feelings, t, by eating. 422 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,716 I should talk to him. 423 00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:35,177 It's a shame, because he used to be the funnest guy. 424 00:26:35,385 --> 00:26:36,929 When was that? 425 00:26:39,473 --> 00:26:43,435 He's got the world by the balls and acts like everything's a big imposition. 426 00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:47,439 Being at the top, he's isolated himself. 427 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,733 Yeah, it's just him and his money. 428 00:27:05,207 --> 00:27:06,917 Hello. 429 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:12,756 - Who is this guy, anyway? - My first. 430 00:27:12,923 --> 00:27:15,384 Czechoslovakian guy. 431 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,137 This is the second time I'm moving him. 432 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:36,989 - Come here, you little fuck. - Guys, wait... 433 00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:39,449 - Come here, you little fuck. - It wasn't me... 434 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:44,079 Help! Please, don't kill me. 435 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:46,623 What the fuck are you running for? 436 00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:50,085 The night of the 12th, there was a ship from Italy... 437 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:52,379 With these containers of Vespa motor scooters. 438 00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,840 I don't know anything about any fucking vespas! 439 00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:57,509 We know they got here. What happened to them? 440 00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,637 I don't know. I wasn't here. 441 00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,807 Well, apparently he says he wasn't here. 442 00:28:06,602 --> 00:28:07,769 Who picked up... 443 00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:12,232 Our motherfucking, cocksucking vespas? 444 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:15,611 In two seconds... 445 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:18,363 This is going up your ass. 446 00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:20,574 It was the guys from New York. 447 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:22,075 Phil leotardo and them. 448 00:28:36,590 --> 00:28:38,050 Listen... 449 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,636 Thanks for doing this. 450 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:43,722 - You didn't have to. - Fuck that. You're my little cousin. 451 00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,653 Think I can imagine what you may be hearing about me. 452 00:28:57,819 --> 00:29:00,030 And what happened in New York. 453 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:04,409 - All I can say is, there's no truth to it. - I didn't think nothing. 454 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:08,121 As for Tony putting me in at the casino, I knew people were gonna resent that. 455 00:29:08,664 --> 00:29:12,251 But I went away for a long time. Stood up for this family. 456 00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:15,420 And you, or anybody, can think what they like... 457 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,382 - But I feel I had a little coming to me. - Hey, absolutely. 458 00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:21,009 I was telling Benny the other day. He was complaining. 459 00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:24,554 And what I said about Tony before? You know I love him like a brother. 460 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:26,932 I love him too. 461 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:12,311 We saw the guy down the pier. John has the vespas. 462 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,857 And to think of how supportive you were of him. 463 00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:20,402 - The whole little carmine fiasco. - It's fucking payback. 464 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:24,281 Johnny has it in his head that my cousin had something to do with Joey peeps. 465 00:30:24,448 --> 00:30:27,075 Johnny should be out looking for the real killers... 466 00:30:27,242 --> 00:30:29,536 Instead of spending his time on that golf course. 467 00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:35,834 A whole fucking shipment of cheese coming in next month. 468 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,170 The imported provolone. 469 00:30:38,295 --> 00:30:41,340 I guess we can kiss that goodbye too now, right? 470 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:49,765 Motherfucker! 471 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:10,494 Carmela, hi. What are you doing here? 472 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:14,581 My son is a senior here now. We were electing party chairs for senior night. 473 00:31:14,748 --> 00:31:17,084 Oh, right. 474 00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:18,502 So how are you? 475 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:21,338 - Fine. - You were pretty upset when you left... 476 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,006 And I wanted to call. 477 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:25,884 I began to rue what happened, and I was probably a little... 478 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:27,928 I'm going back with my husband. 479 00:31:28,053 --> 00:31:30,138 Oh, well, that's good. 480 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:33,100 Well, all the best. 481 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:51,993 You don't drink no more? 482 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,955 Clean and sober 14 months. 483 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:57,541 Yeah, your mother has that problem. 484 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,752 Good for you. 485 00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:16,643 That's right. 486 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,478 What? 487 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:21,731 The Johnson brothers' bodies. 488 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:24,234 I know where they are. 489 00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:29,406 Over by the fence in the northwest corner... 490 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:31,867 Because that night I noticed one of my pickers... 491 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:35,787 Had stuck a Swiss colony bottle upside down on one of the fence posts. 492 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:39,541 I was goddamn mad they were drinking on the job, I'll tell you. 493 00:32:40,792 --> 00:32:42,961 It's still there, the glass bottle. 494 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:45,213 - Are you fucking sure? - Lunch! 495 00:32:47,549 --> 00:32:49,468 - Look what I got for you. - Thank you. 496 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:52,012 - Sandwich? - Oh, very good. 497 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:54,723 - Here, pop. - Oh, thank you. 498 00:32:58,602 --> 00:32:59,895 - Beautiful. - Foryou. 499 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:05,775 This is mail from three fucking weeks ago. 500 00:33:06,985 --> 00:33:08,570 The girl didn't even show up today. 501 00:33:08,737 --> 00:33:10,489 Call the service and get somebody new. 502 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:13,200 Two classes, she's telling people how to run their life. 503 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:16,536 Don't let it stop you from taking your kids to the rink. 504 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:30,217 You have every right to be mad at me... 505 00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:31,593 And I apologize. 506 00:33:32,594 --> 00:33:36,806 I know it's bad for the family. For... for business. 507 00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:38,058 But I'm working on it. 508 00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:43,939 Yeah, I know. Bobby told me. 509 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:50,987 - So how's that going? - Anger management? 510 00:33:51,196 --> 00:33:53,198 It's the best thing that ever happened to me. 511 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:57,536 It's such a relief to let go of all that shit. And... 512 00:33:57,702 --> 00:34:00,205 I never realized what an angry person I was and... 513 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:01,748 How it fed itself. 514 00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:03,583 So they got you on tranquilizers? 515 00:34:04,459 --> 00:34:05,794 No. 516 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:08,171 Basically... 517 00:34:08,338 --> 00:34:11,049 It's taking responsibility for your anger... 518 00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:14,886 And, you know, learning to recognize your feelings of anger... 519 00:34:15,011 --> 00:34:18,181 And that they're just feelings. You don't have to act on them. 520 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,475 People want that so they can walk all over you. 521 00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:23,478 A lot of anger is self-importance. 522 00:34:23,645 --> 00:34:26,064 - Self—importance? - Problems with authority. 523 00:34:27,524 --> 00:34:30,402 Dr. Seepman locks the door promptly at 7. 524 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,654 People wig out if they don't get in. 525 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:35,615 Start banging on the door. It's a big lesson. 526 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:40,161 I was making everybody in my life miserable. 527 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:43,540 Yelling and screaming or pouting and feeling victimized... 528 00:34:43,707 --> 00:34:47,877 But I feel so much better now. About everything. 529 00:34:48,378 --> 00:34:51,840 It's like this great sadness is beginning to lift. 530 00:34:52,007 --> 00:34:54,342 - Sadness? - Yeah. 531 00:34:59,055 --> 00:35:00,181 Well, I'm happy for you. 532 00:35:01,057 --> 00:35:02,142 Thank you. 533 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,520 I am. 534 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:32,255 Your bid, Chrissy. 535 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:35,550 You expecting someone? 536 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,804 There he is. 537 00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:43,266 My god, I don't believe it. 538 00:35:43,892 --> 00:35:46,186 Who's that, Anthony? 539 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,485 What's the matter? You all right? 540 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:56,404 God, you're big. 541 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:00,450 Look at those shoulders. 542 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:03,370 - Jan sends her love. And Bob too. - Did you eat? 543 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,580 Louise, don't ask him. He's a guest. 544 00:36:05,789 --> 00:36:07,666 Just go get him a plate. 545 00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:10,001 Sit down. 546 00:36:10,502 --> 00:36:12,212 You look good. 547 00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:13,672 Feelgood. 548 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,424 So how we doing? 549 00:36:18,134 --> 00:36:21,805 Took care of mine last night. The Johnson brothers, we'll get tonight. 550 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:26,893 Uncle pat was like Johnny mnemonic. Right, uncle pat? 551 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:29,312 We're playing pinochle. Take a hand. 552 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:40,448 - This is the life, huh? - I'm with you. 553 00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:42,450 Yeah, we were just saying that. 554 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,705 Here's to a job well done. 555 00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:35,795 This place hasn't changed much, huh? 556 00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:40,008 Met some pretty nice college girls the other night, huh, ton? 557 00:37:40,175 --> 00:37:42,886 She liked you. Miss raven-hair. 558 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:48,016 - Pat seems good, huh? - Yeah. 559 00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:50,602 Louise seems fat. 560 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,610 The human body is 86 percent water. 561 00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:02,781 But Louise's last blood test, she was 65 percent zeppole. 562 00:38:06,576 --> 00:38:08,453 That's a good one. 563 00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:12,499 I knew a guy. When he was gonna eat Philly cheese steak... 564 00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:15,835 The mayor of Philly would have to call out the national guard. 565 00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:21,090 What the fuck's so funny about that? 566 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:23,468 Doesn't even make sense. 567 00:38:24,511 --> 00:38:26,262 Well, he's drunk. 568 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:28,473 Him? No way. 569 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,600 He's in recovery. 570 00:38:31,851 --> 00:38:34,604 Well, if you recover your fucking balls, give us a call. 571 00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:37,023 We might like to hang out. 572 00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:41,528 No, seriously, it's not funny. He's... he's a 12-stepper. Right? 573 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:44,364 Well, yeah. You know that. That's right. 574 00:38:45,240 --> 00:38:49,661 Maybe he could take a couple of steps out the door so we could have some fun. 575 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:55,625 Come on, don't get pissy now. He's just having a joke. That's all. 576 00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:59,796 Sobriety's hard enough work without having to get mocked for it. 577 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,465 Oh, Jesus Christ. Why don't you have a fucking drink? 578 00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:05,009 Because you're driving everybody crazy with this shit. 579 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:07,679 The fucking higher power yammering and the sweets... 580 00:39:07,846 --> 00:39:11,599 And the key lime pie and the... Jesus. 581 00:39:12,892 --> 00:39:16,229 Order a fucking bull shot, will you? Do me a favor. 582 00:39:25,113 --> 00:39:26,990 I'm sorry. I... 583 00:39:27,156 --> 00:39:30,159 - Didn't realize I was being a jerk off. - No, no. 584 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:33,413 - No, no, no. - Look, it's just, you know, come on. 585 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:38,042 Hey, you're doing the right thing. 586 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:39,836 You're doing the right thing. 587 00:39:47,385 --> 00:39:51,222 Do you like his car? Schwarzenegger's. Pretty fucking great, huh? 588 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,391 Oh, yeah, the Humvee, yeah. Yeah, it's nice. 589 00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:55,184 Kind of steep, though. 590 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,062 You told me you didn't pay. You gave the guy a hum job. 591 00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,064 For the Humvee. 592 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:04,402 - Maybe he'd like to hum me. - Who, a friend of bill over here? 593 00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:08,156 - Fucking wits over here. - Bill? I'll say. 594 00:40:08,323 --> 00:40:10,867 That? That's not a bill, that's a beak. 595 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:12,994 You know... 596 00:40:13,536 --> 00:40:17,332 That was you he made that joke about the zeppole content. 597 00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:22,795 On the way home, we can drop him off at beakskill. 598 00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:26,633 Well, if beaks could kill, that one certainly would. 599 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:33,097 You know, I could have called you ichabod crane. 600 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:35,391 But I didn't. 601 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,770 What the fuck's he talking about? Ichabod crane? 602 00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:41,022 Nothing. 603 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:48,655 Well, here's to the Johnson brothers... 604 00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:51,783 Whoever the fuck they were. 605 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:54,661 - Johnson brothers. - Johnson brothers. 606 00:41:05,588 --> 00:41:07,715 Back pain? Is your pain... 607 00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:10,426 Carrying case and are ergonomically... 608 00:41:10,593 --> 00:41:11,970 Port Newark in New Jersey... 609 00:41:12,095 --> 00:41:13,554 Ninety-five... 610 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:15,390 But one example. 611 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:18,559 Six million containers enter u. 8. Ports every year... 612 00:41:18,726 --> 00:41:23,564 Yet fewer than 2 percent of them are opened and inspected by u. 8. Customs. 613 00:41:23,690 --> 00:41:27,151 It is physically impossible to check every container without essentially... 614 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,570 Stopping global commerce. 615 00:41:29,737 --> 00:41:32,365 But what keeps officials from sleeping at night they say... 616 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:34,617 Is terrorists could use shipping containers... 617 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:38,162 To smuggle in a weapon of mass destruction. 618 00:41:38,329 --> 00:41:40,748 It is within capabilities of islamic fundamentalists... 619 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:44,419 To track a container with a global positioning system... 620 00:41:44,585 --> 00:41:48,381 And detonate a nuclear or biological weapon hidden inside. 621 00:41:48,589 --> 00:41:51,050 - Son of a bitch. - In fact a terrorist could even use... 622 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:55,596 A shipping container to smuggle himself into the country. 623 00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:59,517 There he is. 624 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:03,396 What I saw on TV last night... 625 00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:07,775 The ports are wide open. Government's not doing shit. 626 00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:11,154 - Louise, where's my butter substitute? - Louise: Right in front of you. 627 00:42:11,279 --> 00:42:13,406 You hear what I just said? I knew it was bad... 628 00:42:13,573 --> 00:42:15,825 But do you realize there's 7 million containers? 629 00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:18,327 The news team put radioactive shit in one of them. 630 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,497 - Wasn't even detected. - Please, my ears. 631 00:42:21,664 --> 00:42:24,584 Sit down. Sit. Come on. 632 00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:26,753 I made eggs. 633 00:42:28,379 --> 00:42:30,048 Could have been a goddamn a-bomb. 634 00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:32,341 - Louise: You want coffee? - Tony: Yeah. 635 00:42:34,677 --> 00:42:36,804 Fucking terrible nightmares. 636 00:42:36,971 --> 00:42:39,849 Yeah, it knocked the edge right the hell off your appetite. 637 00:42:42,685 --> 00:42:45,730 - What's the matter with you? - No, it is some scary shit. 638 00:42:46,314 --> 00:42:47,857 Not my problem much longer. 639 00:42:49,442 --> 00:42:52,403 Speaking of scary shit, was that you in the bathroom this morning? 640 00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:57,450 Oh, yeah. I thought they already dropped a biological weapon. 641 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:02,997 All right, I gotta go. 642 00:43:03,664 --> 00:43:05,583 I thought we were gonna do a little hunting. 643 00:43:05,792 --> 00:43:09,087 - You hear the turkeys this morning? - No, I gotta take off. 644 00:43:09,212 --> 00:43:12,131 Uncle pat, take care of yourself. 645 00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:14,217 Be careful of the alligators down there. 646 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,385 All right, tough guy. 647 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:56,092 Hey, ton. What'd you do? Knock over a roadside stand? 648 00:43:56,259 --> 00:43:58,177 My uncle's farm. 649 00:43:58,386 --> 00:44:00,388 Less than a hundred miles from here. 650 00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:02,265 It's like a whole different world. 651 00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:06,686 The bullshit really falls away up there. 652 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:19,657 Hear about that shit with the ports? 653 00:44:19,824 --> 00:44:23,995 I know customs agents are bad for us, but anti-terrorism-wise, they do nothing. 654 00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:26,372 What's it gonna take? A fucking nuclear bomb? 655 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:30,334 They caught one of these al-qaeda cocksuckers trying to sneak in here. 656 00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:33,171 - Thank god they got him. - There's enough they don't catch. 657 00:44:33,296 --> 00:44:35,965 You gotta realize the administration's busy, though, too. 658 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:39,010 Handing out non-competitive building contracts to their friends. 659 00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:42,430 Hell, we can all understand that. 660 00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:46,809 We're fucking sitting ducks here. The only thing between our homes... 661 00:44:46,976 --> 00:44:48,978 And port Newark is a chainlink fence. 662 00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:51,898 There's a nuclear bomb in a container and we're fucking dead. 663 00:44:52,481 --> 00:44:54,525 That's why you gotta live for today. 664 00:44:56,777 --> 00:45:00,489 - What'd you say? - That's why you gotta live for today. 665 00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:03,201 Talking about annihilation, you stupid fuck! 666 00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:06,078 Your kids! My kids! Burning into cinders! 667 00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:08,206 I can't even think about it. 668 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:10,791 You stupid... 669 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,379 Can't even fucking think about it. 670 00:45:15,755 --> 00:45:17,506 Think about it now. 671 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,176 Thinking about it now? 672 00:45:20,468 --> 00:45:22,553 - Right now? - Hey, Tony. 673 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,347 Yeah, yeah, take it easy. Take it easy. Take a walk. 674 00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:27,850 - Get some air. - Take it easy. 675 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:29,727 - Take a walk outside. - Take it easy. 676 00:45:29,852 --> 00:45:31,729 All right, everybody. 677 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:36,901 - Take it easy. Take it easy. - Come on. 678 00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:53,334 - I wake you up? - Yeah. 679 00:45:53,501 --> 00:45:57,296 I just come from the hospital. You said you wanted to know. 680 00:45:57,630 --> 00:45:59,507 Oh, how's he doing? 681 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:04,053 - Hey. - Hey. 682 00:46:05,012 --> 00:46:06,931 - Sorry. - It's all right. 683 00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:09,809 Doctor has a peel at 1. 684 00:46:10,184 --> 00:46:13,187 - Hi. - How you doing, hon? 685 00:46:13,396 --> 00:46:15,314 - Call me? - Yeah. 686 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:18,985 Bye. 687 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:22,530 - See you later. - That the dermatology nurse? 688 00:46:22,947 --> 00:46:24,365 - Yeah. - Nice looking. 689 00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:26,867 Well, they get the best skin treatments half-price. 690 00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:35,918 So, what'd they say? He's gonna be okay, the kid? 691 00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:38,170 He's big, strapping. He'll be all right. 692 00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:42,049 But he's got some hearing loss in one ear. Looks like it could be permanent. 693 00:46:42,216 --> 00:46:45,011 Skip, the poor fuck knows he should keep his mouth shut. 694 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:51,976 Go over there. 695 00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:54,937 You make sure he gets the best. 696 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:04,780 Thing is, ton, he's quitting the bing. 697 00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:09,035 And he told sil, "and I'd appreciate it if Tony don't come visit me." 698 00:47:09,201 --> 00:47:11,037 He don't wanna see you. 699 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:13,998 I told him, watch his mouth. 700 00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:18,961 These things happen, t. That's why I don't like to talk politics. 701 00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:33,809 - You did? - Please, I couldn't believe it myself. 702 00:47:33,976 --> 00:47:37,021 - Well, are you going back with Tony? - No. 703 00:47:37,188 --> 00:47:39,982 - Then why'd you say it? - I don't know, it just came out. 704 00:47:40,149 --> 00:47:41,859 Asshole. He was gonna call me. 705 00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:44,195 - Did he? - Jerk. 706 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,406 Come in. 707 00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:51,952 Hi. 708 00:47:52,328 --> 00:47:53,996 Uncle pat. 709 00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:57,208 - Where's a.J.? - He's not coming. 710 00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,960 You lose them to their friends for a bit but he'll be back. 711 00:48:00,127 --> 00:48:01,712 - Hi, uncle ton. - Hey. 712 00:48:06,467 --> 00:48:07,927 Soph? 713 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:14,934 - Before dinner? - Half? 714 00:48:18,187 --> 00:48:23,359 - Thank you. - Mahatma Gandhi over here. Nice. 715 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,569 - Hey, Tony. - Hey. 716 00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:27,405 - I thought I heard your voice. - Hello? 717 00:48:27,571 --> 00:48:28,989 - Good game on later. - Yeah? 718 00:48:29,156 --> 00:48:31,242 I think we're on the "do not call" list. 719 00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:33,077 No, no, we're happy with our service. 720 00:48:33,244 --> 00:48:36,580 Are those telemarketers? Just hang up. Hang up! 721 00:48:36,747 --> 00:48:40,543 We're just sitting down to dinner. Okay. Please don't call again. 722 00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,587 Thank you, thank you. 723 00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:48,717 Bobby, soph, come on. 724 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:58,769 It's a g5. It's got a 64-bit architecture. 725 00:48:58,894 --> 00:49:00,980 They speak a different language with computers. 726 00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:04,442 I saw a show on computers, how the prices have dropped so low... 727 00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:07,903 That you can buy one for $500 at costco, that's more powerful... 728 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:11,449 Than the one that they used to put the astronauts on the moon. 729 00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,784 Good eggplant, jan. 730 00:49:16,203 --> 00:49:17,329 Yeah, delicious. 731 00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:27,256 Wonder where Harpo's eating his Sunday dinner? 732 00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:31,135 What? 733 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:36,599 - Just wondering what Harpo's up to. - Who's Harpo? 734 00:49:36,765 --> 00:49:38,684 That's hal, Janice's son. 735 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:41,103 - You have a son? - You didn't tell us that. 736 00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:53,824 You know that song, "Harpo's song" by Phoebe snow? 737 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:57,119 Because that's the song you named Harpo after, right? 738 00:49:58,412 --> 00:50:00,956 He's half French-Canadian, Harpo. 739 00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:04,084 All right, Tony, make fun of a boy because of his name. 740 00:50:11,675 --> 00:50:14,678 I wonder what's French-Canadian for "I grew up without a mother"? 741 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:24,605 Sacre bleu, where is me mama? 742 00:50:26,106 --> 00:50:28,025 Son of a bitch. You fucking son of a bitch! 743 00:50:28,192 --> 00:50:29,610 - Come on! - Daddy! 744 00:50:31,487 --> 00:50:33,405 - Daddy! - You miserable fuck! 745 00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:36,075 I don't got a right to ask? I'm the boy's uncle. 746 00:50:36,242 --> 00:50:37,993 Easy, sweetie, easy. 747 00:50:41,997 --> 00:50:43,457 Easy, sweetie, easy. 748 00:50:43,624 --> 00:50:45,084 Hate him. I hate him... 55586

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