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Meadow, do you have a tampon?
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I'm spotting and the dispenser is out.
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You had an examination?
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It's the middle of the month.
This never happens to me.
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Here.
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Imagine having your portrait
in a museum.
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She's a rich merchant's wife.
It's how rubens made money.
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You talk the talk, miss art history.
I've never seen these grades from you.
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Well, you take intro to semiotics.
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If you spent less time
in Jackie's car...
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Please.
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That is so over.
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Just like that? What happened?
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Are you crying?
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What's the matter?
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I don't know. Just look at it.
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"Jusepe de ribera. The mystical
marriage of Saint Catherine."
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That's the baby Jesus.
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She's marrying a baby?
Good luck.
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We all do.
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- What?
- I shouldn't be sarcastic.
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Just look at her.
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The little baby's
hand against her cheek.
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She's so at peace.
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A beautiful, innocent,
gorgeous little baby.
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Come on, let's go eat.
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Tony!
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Come on.
I'm sorry about what happened.
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- You won't return my calls.
- Go fuck yourself.
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Tony.
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We have something too special
to just... over one argument.
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One argument? You threw a fucking
dinner at my head, Gloria.
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If you were a guy,
you know where you'd be.
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But you were late.
You kept me waiting three hours...
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What about the present?
You threw it into the barnegat bay.
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All right, I...
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I'm having a bad couple of weeks.
Shit with my family and other crap.
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I was trying to act in control
and not dwell on it. It's no excuse.
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- We can't talk about your problems?
- I didn't wanna bother you.
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Well, I had a lot on my plate.
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Can I see you later?
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I'm late for my appointment.
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Me and this broad, we're like...
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Leather and lace.
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A burning ring of fire.
Whatever.
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Amour fou.
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As the French call it.
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- Crazy love, all-consuming.
- That's it.
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We push each other's buttons.
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- Most people don't push your buttons.
- That's not true.
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Now, I know you think I'm like a hard,
cold, captain-of-industry type.
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That's not all there is.
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I don't know.
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She gets freaky.
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Is she a full-blown
loop-do-loo or what?
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- As you know, I cannot...
- Discuss another patient.
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If I Duke you a five?
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I'm not charging you.
Last month you overpaid.
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- You gave me good tips.
- I won't have it.
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- Don't offer it again.
- All right. Jesus.
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- Back to Gloria.
- She never wants money.
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And you like this?
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She's, you know, very
independent-minded. That I do like.
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- You see her as independent, strong.
- She's not?
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We're talking about your perceptions.
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She made her own way in the world.
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Irina was such
a helpless, fucking baby.
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But Gloria knows a lot,
about a lot of shit.
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Buddhism, and the movies...
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She went to Morocco all by herself.
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And those eyes.
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Those dark, black eyes.
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When she stares at you, it's like...
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Like a Spanish Princess
in one of those paintings. A goya.
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- Those eyes are deep.
- Complicated.
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- Complicated? I said deep.
- You said dark.
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Whenever I bring her up,
you get this weird puss.
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You ask if she seems happy.
Like she's not.
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Or if she reminds me of somebody.
Like you don't like it.
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Amo-fo, or whatever you call it.
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You've told me what you see in Gloria.
What does she see in you?
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Oh, please, huh?
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What does she see in me?
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With all the faggots and crybabies
around. Whatever else I am, I'm not...
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I'm more of...
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Well, you know, like I said...
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Captain-of—industry type.
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- You're a tough guy.
- Oh, come on.
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You can say it.
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You embarrass me with that.
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Does Gloria know
what you do for a living?
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You mentioned fire.
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Can we say that certain kinds
of people are drawn to fire?
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Looking for an inevitable result,
like a moth to a flame?
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And this is Gloria?
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And I'm the flame?
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Why would anybody hit you,
of all people, with a side of beef?
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She's complicated.
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I said complicated. Dark, you said.
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No, I said her eyes are dark.
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Nice. Not bad.
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Since we're kicking up...
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We were hoping you could,
you know...
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Watch our back?
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350 buys you "hello."
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Watching your back...
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That's gonna require
a little more initiative on your part.
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Oh, look at the face.
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What's he got to be frowning about?
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Tell me, Romeo.
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Now that you moved home...
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You gonna be humping Tony
soprano's girl on our couch?
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Fuck her.
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And Tony's stay-in-school shit. He
could have reached out to rutgers.
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He should break the Dean's legs
because you won't read.
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Now go ahead.
I gotta make some calls.
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You did good.
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Keep coming by.
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Go. Go.
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I knew a Moroccan guy once.
He hit and ran me. I tracked him down.
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I never forget a face.
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Jesus Christ!
That's the oldest joke in the book.
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Jesus Christ!
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Hello?
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No, you have the wrong number.
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What?
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I thought it might be my sister.
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That family shit
you were telling me about?
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It's okay if you don't wanna talk
about it. Really.
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She said I can never see
my niece and nephew again.
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- Right before Christmas.
- We had a new Santa at our party.
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- Wasn't good.
- I love those children.
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So much.
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She said I turned them
against their dad. I didn't.
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Not that he doesn't deserve it.
Fucking crackhead sack of shit.
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Hannah and Seamus go to this
alternative, private...
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Elementary school in Santa Monica.
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- Where it's all about self-esteem.
- I hate that shit.
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I ask Hannah, she's a third-grader,
"will you be in the Christmas play?"
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And she says,
"we call it the winter festival."
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So I go, "whatever."
I don't say anything.
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And then Seamus says:
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"We can't say Christmas.
We call Christmas 'the c-word."'
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and I fucking flipped out.
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- What did Seamus say?
- What the fuck does he know? He's 10.
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So my sister gets mad
because her husband...
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Teaches there, except he's
on leave for drug abuse treatment.
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And one thing led to another and...
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She said I always had it in for John.
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- And she forbid me to see them again.
- He smokes crack?
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Without those two kids...
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Maybe we'll all get lucky.
The way these trucks go by out here?
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- Maybe I'll get plastered on a grill.
- What?
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I'm just kidding. It never rains.
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I think they're gonna fire me
over at globe.
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Fucking Arnie mills sexually harasses
me and then dares me to sue.
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Anyway.
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Fuck them.
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- You like this song?
- It's okay.
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- I love this song.
- Yeah?
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Guys, if you're gonna smoke,
take it outside.
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Fuck's the matter?
Speak English?
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- Who are you?
- The owner is a dear friend.
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- That should be enough for you.
- Fuck him too.
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- What you fucking say?
- Chill! Relax!
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Jackie. What are you doing?
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It's under control.
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Go find a fucking taco bell
before I cap your asses.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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- Oh, shit. Take this.
- Fuck, no. He's a made guy.
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He'll flip when he sees this shit.
Roy's his aunt's cousin.
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- What's up?
- Hey, Christopher.
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- What the fuck happened?
- Ask your buddy.
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Spics disrespected the place.
I had to straighten them out.
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- Had to straighten them out. How many?
- Three.
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- Goddamn fucking craziness.
- You all right?
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Twenty years I'm collecting these.
What the fuck, it's only glass.
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Have a seat.
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- How's business? Making money?
- Doing all right.
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- Why, got something?
- My favorite. A truck. Cigarettes.
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Sounds good.
But we're kind of with ralphie now.
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Besides, wouldn't Tony go ballistic?
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Unless they're paying you...
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Nobody can tell anybody
how to earn a living.
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- Finally. Thank you.
- Ralphie, huh?
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Well, if you ever think about
jumping ship, you know my number.
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I need the paperwork
on the preowned c5.
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- Mrs. Soprano?
- Yes?
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The courtesy Van's stuck in traffic.
It should only be maybe 20 minutes.
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Well, you know,
maybe I'll just call a cab.
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Jerry, I'll give her a lift.
I'm going out anyway.
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- Gloria trillo.
- Carmela soprano. You don't mind?
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Give me a minute,
let me grab a demo.
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This is sweet of you.
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Don't believe it.
Everybody is a potential sale.
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- So, what do you do?
- I'm a homemaker.
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Oh.
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You must make a very nice home
to drive a benz.
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- So you're married?
- Yes.
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- Kids?
- Two. You?
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No. To both.
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Boys? Girls?
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One boy, one girl.
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The boy is still in high school
and my daughter's in college.
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She's not too far away though.
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She's in New York City.
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- She's at Columbia.
- School of broadcasting?
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The university. It's in the Ivy
league, one of the top schools.
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- I know. I was just kidding.
- Oh.
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Right.
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Boy, these kids today.
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They got the world
by the you-know-what.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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At least your daughter doesn't
need a man for success.
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Thank god.
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- That's a beautiful ring.
- Thank you.
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- What does your husband do?
- He's in a few businesses.
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- Sounds mysterious.
- No, no, it's not, really.
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My daughter calls us bourgeois.
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Thank you so much.
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- No problem. It was nice to meet you.
- You too.
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- Nice house.
- Thank you.
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I tell you, the thing I like
about moltisanti?
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He'll even tell Tony soprano
to go fuck himself.
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The guy's fearless.
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Who's fearless?
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Chris moltisanti.
Where's my mother?
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She's an early riser.
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What about moltisanti?
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We were saying he's young
to be made. That kind of shit.
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He wanted it
so he stepped up and took it.
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Like your dad and Tony soprano.
Know how they made their names?
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- How?
- We got any marshmallows?
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Come on, what about my father?
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When we was kids,
we had our own little crew.
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Me, your dad, buon'anima,
Tony, silvio Dante.
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We'd do Mickey mouse scores,
you know, moving pot...
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Swag. Bullshit stuff.
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We thought we were
like the sixth family.
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But who knew we was even alive?
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Till one fucking night.
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And I gotta give your father credit.
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He had balls as big
as an Irish broad's ass.
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There was this old...
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00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,348
Old mustache named...
246
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,559
Feech lamanna.
247
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:49,689
What feech meant,
who the fuck knows?
248
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:54,068
But he was made on the other side,
so he was an original.
249
00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,195
He was an o.G.
250
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,781
Whatever.
251
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:03,119
He had this Saturday night
card game...
252
00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:07,248
And your father sees a chance
to rise to the a-league.
253
00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:12,378
Connected or not, him,
me and Tony were gonna Rob him.
254
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,382
We thought your father lost a marble.
255
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,051
- But he said, "fuck it."
- Balls.
256
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,803
What happened?
257
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:24,390
They took it down and
walked away with 20 large.
258
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,725
Jesus Christ.
259
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,894
What do you mean, "they"?
You didn't go?
260
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:32,815
I'm still sick over it.
261
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:36,777
I caught the clap from some
hippie broad I was fucking.
262
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:40,448
My dick was dripping
like a busted pipe.
263
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:43,409
Anyways, the rest is history.
264
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:48,622
Your father and Tony was on the
fast track to being made, and I...
265
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:52,418
Was still a little shit here,
like the two of you.
266
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:57,089
And of course I, whatever...
But that was a few years later.
267
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,259
- They get away with it?
- What could feech do?
268
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,011
There was a sit-down.
269
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,806
And the right people
got some of their money back...
270
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,809
But the point was made.
271
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:13,063
Your father and Tony were rising stars
to be respected.
272
00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,776
Cocksuckers.
273
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:22,114
All right, kiddies.
That's enough for tonight.
274
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:25,785
Oh, Jackie.
275
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:30,831
Rinse those plates before you put
them in the dishwasher. It clogs.
276
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:42,343
We can't help but be amazed
at the instincts they possess.
277
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:48,599
To protect all manner of livestock.
To be protective of us.
278
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:55,231
What can we do to protect them?
279
00:21:55,397 --> 00:21:57,650
Nurture their defenses...
280
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,403
Using the natural body
defense system in pedigree.
281
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,823
What is wrong with me?
282
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,324
Pedigree.
283
00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,410
Cut it out.
284
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,874
Are you drunk?
285
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:23,676
- How about right here?
- You would, wouldn't you? Huh?
286
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,346
Does my car look slanted?
287
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:30,683
Oh, shit.
288
00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,727
I have a flat.
289
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,147
Oh, my god.
290
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,900
Jesus Christ.
291
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,863
So creepy.
292
00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,406
Why?
293
00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:47,283
I don't know.
294
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,370
What?
295
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:52,913
What?
296
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,585
- You know who did this, don't you?
- What?
297
00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:01,046
I saw that look.
At least don't lie to me.
298
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:04,758
- What do I know about your tires?
- Fine.
299
00:23:05,050 --> 00:23:07,052
Thanks for your help.
300
00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:08,929
One time.
301
00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:15,561
My ex-girlfriend, she got a little
jealous and she slashed my tires.
302
00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:18,689
That thought went through
my mind just then.
303
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,651
- It couldn't have been her.
- The cunt that called?
304
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,487
- My car's fucked!
- You work for a dealer.
305
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:29,241
- You think I get free tires?
- So I'll pay for it!
306
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:32,995
Why offer if you didn't
have a guilty conscience?
307
00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:34,830
About what?
308
00:23:35,456 --> 00:23:37,124
I don't know. Tell me.
309
00:23:37,291 --> 00:23:40,085
This is fucking bullshit.
I'm going home.
310
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,588
- Who else would do it?
- Kids, maybe.
311
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,841
- Ruin a great evening over this!
- Kids!
312
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,093
Maybe your brother-in-law.
313
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:52,514
Maybe Mr. Globe, since you're
america's sweetheart this week.
314
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:55,100
Where the fuck do you get off?
315
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:59,313
This immigrant, alcoholic,
probably HIV-laden slut...
316
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,190
Whoa with that!
317
00:24:01,357 --> 00:24:05,861
Slashes my tires and you
call my life into question?
318
00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:09,365
She wouldn't do it!
I slapped the piss out of her.
319
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:12,242
Oh. Did you?
320
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:16,330
Did you really hit her?
321
00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,128
I don't know.
322
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:28,133
She's a poor, confused kid
from an underdeveloped country.
323
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,636
Even if she did do this.
324
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:34,640
I'll make some calls.
I'll have new michelins in an hour.
325
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:39,895
What are these? 85-r16's? What?
326
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,565
Jesus Christ.
327
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,485
All right, 17's!
328
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:53,993
Gene pontecorvo's got a card game.
We could take it down now.
329
00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,537
Are you crazy? He's with Ralph.
330
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:59,331
Essentially, that's Ralph's game.
331
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:03,085
Even better. Fuck him
and his rinse-your-dishes shit.
332
00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:05,796
Know what?
I think he's a secret fag.
333
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,506
I don't know.
334
00:25:07,715 --> 00:25:11,510
Maybe take Carlo. He's got a shotgun.
We wear masks.
335
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:14,722
We go in.
We're out in like two minutes.
336
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:18,225
- What if they find out it's us?
- We want them to.
337
00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:20,853
Not right away,
but like Ralph said.
338
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,189
When they do, you know
it's gonna get squashed.
339
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,233
My old man was Jackie aprile.
340
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,570
The worse that'll happen,
we give some back.
341
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,613
We pull this off...
342
00:25:31,822 --> 00:25:37,077
We're like free agents.
We dictate the terms, not them.
343
00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:40,039
Because we show balls.
344
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,374
Come on, call Carlo.
345
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:52,051
Fuck. There's no signal.
346
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:56,221
I'd have to be pretty stupid
to write a book about killing...
347
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,140
Use that phone.
348
00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,393
Oh, yeah, this one.
349
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,730
Come on, hurry up, call Carlo.
350
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:09,276
- They show my favorite part yet?
- I think it's coming up.
351
00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:10,986
The answer's no.
352
00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:19,787
- Dude, move over. Give me some room.
- Fuck you, it's my house.
353
00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,664
Here it comes.
354
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:24,583
Yeah.
355
00:26:25,959 --> 00:26:27,753
Like a cigarette, Nick?
356
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:38,180
- You two know each other?
- No.
357
00:26:40,891 --> 00:26:46,855
I saw a psychiatrist. That's why
father intintola said we should talk.
358
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:50,818
He said you were getting
a doctorate in psychiatry.
359
00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:52,027
Psychology.
360
00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:57,407
The psychiatrist told me my
whole life is a lie, and he's right.
361
00:26:58,450 --> 00:27:01,286
And now I think I'm sick.
362
00:27:02,704 --> 00:27:06,166
And if I die, I will never
be with god in eternity.
363
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:10,129
- You're ill?
- I think I have ovarian cancer.
364
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:14,466
- What does the doctor say?
- I haven't seen one.
365
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:16,969
I'm afraid.
366
00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:22,391
- Why do you think you are ill?
- I'm spotting. Lower back pain.
367
00:27:22,558 --> 00:27:28,147
My hormones are all over the place.
My cousin Kathy died from it.
368
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:32,359
God doesn't punish people
for mistakes that they've made.
369
00:27:32,526 --> 00:27:35,487
He loves you more than you know.
370
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:41,160
Have you thought, with your symptoms,
you might be with child?
371
00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,495
I know, that's another...
372
00:27:44,454 --> 00:27:49,251
Would you be more comfortable
if we set this sacrament aside...
373
00:27:49,459 --> 00:27:52,337
And stepped into my office?
374
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:11,023
The psychiatrist said
I should leave my husband.
375
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:14,943
When he said that, it seemed so right.
376
00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:19,865
You made a sacred vow.
Divorce is out of the question.
377
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:24,286
Unless...
Is he abusive, your husband?
378
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:26,872
Not to me. But he is unfaithful.
379
00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:30,375
He's a good man basically, but...
380
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:35,297
I talked to father intintola
years ago, and here I am.
381
00:28:35,505 --> 00:28:38,383
- Do you love your husband?
- I do.
382
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:42,512
I love my husband.
And I love god.
383
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,225
But my life is financed by crime.
384
00:28:47,601 --> 00:28:49,228
His crime.
385
00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:54,566
Fifty thousand dollars
to my daughter's college.
386
00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:58,320
The psychiatrist says
it's all blood money.
387
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,657
Now, to maybe bring another child
into this?
388
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:07,246
God understands that we all live
in the middle of tensions.
389
00:29:07,788 --> 00:29:11,083
You say your husband has good in him.
390
00:29:11,291 --> 00:29:16,255
What you have to do is learn to live
on what the good part earns.
391
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,131
The what?
392
00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:24,596
There is a point inside yourself.
393
00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:29,810
An inner boundary beyond which
you feel culpable.
394
00:29:29,977 --> 00:29:33,814
You've got to come to an awareness
of where that line is.
395
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:37,609
And forego those things
which lay without it.
396
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:42,614
- The church has changed so much.
- It's a complex world.
397
00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:49,788
Learn to live on the good part.
Forego those things that lay without it.
398
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,128
I think I can do that, father.
399
00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,380
|'|| try.
400
00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:01,883
And go see an ob-gyn.
401
00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,683
This mad-cow disease.
402
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:13,979
It's terrible the English government
didn't tell people.
403
00:30:14,146 --> 00:30:17,107
Maybe they didn't wanna
create a stampede.
404
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:21,570
Oh, by the way...
405
00:30:21,737 --> 00:30:26,700
Guess which former medical student
no longer dates the queen of mean.
406
00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,493
You're kidding.
407
00:30:29,411 --> 00:30:34,124
- Jackie Jr. and Meadow are finished?
- Frankly, I am delighted.
408
00:30:35,042 --> 00:30:39,588
Kevin told Angie bonpensiero
that Jackie was smoking marijuana.
409
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:43,884
- And was caught cheating at rutgers.
- Gee, that bad?
410
00:30:44,051 --> 00:30:46,553
That black kid would've been better.
411
00:30:46,762 --> 00:30:51,016
He's got a 4.0 and he's moving
to India for the UN.
412
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,352
- I told you.
- That's my fault.
413
00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:57,147
She wasted three months
with Jackie Jr.
414
00:30:58,398 --> 00:31:01,026
- Hello.
- Mrs. Soprano!
415
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:04,446
- Gloria trillo, globe motors.
- Hi, how are you?
416
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:08,367
I hope this is a good time.
The new e-320 just came in.
417
00:31:08,533 --> 00:31:10,410
You might wanna take a look.
418
00:31:10,577 --> 00:31:14,956
No, I don't think so.
I still have another year on my lease.
419
00:31:15,165 --> 00:31:17,542
Maybe your husband will treat you.
420
00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:20,212
Maybe I will.
Thank you for calling.
421
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,756
Okay, bye. Hope to see you!
422
00:31:23,090 --> 00:31:24,383
Bye-bye.
423
00:31:27,177 --> 00:31:29,262
Well, what a nice woman.
424
00:31:29,429 --> 00:31:30,639
Who?
425
00:31:30,806 --> 00:31:34,184
Just some saleswoman
from globe motors.
426
00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:38,980
What?
427
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:45,487
She wants me to try the new wagon.
I'm not interested, but she was nice.
428
00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:48,824
She took me home
while they serviced the wagon.
429
00:31:48,990 --> 00:31:52,744
I should hold onto it another year,
don't you think?
430
00:31:53,787 --> 00:31:55,414
Another year.
431
00:31:56,331 --> 00:31:57,582
Yeah.
432
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:11,012
I was just wondering
if we could switch days off.
433
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,849
- Give me a minute.
- We could switch...
434
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,977
I got a customer coming in, all right?
Tony.
435
00:32:23,608 --> 00:32:27,154
Are you out of your fucking mind,
talking to my wife?
436
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:32,993
I was upset about your ex-girlfriend.
I thought you should see my version.
437
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,456
I'm sorry, all right?
438
00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:40,333
You drove her home. What the fuck?
439
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:44,129
Then you look right into my eyes
and don't tell me?
440
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:51,344
It's normal to be curious about
someone you love's significant others.
441
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:54,639
- It's not. It's fucking twisted.
- It is not.
442
00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:57,058
I don't wanna argue.
You're upset.
443
00:32:57,267 --> 00:33:00,896
I know it's on the margins
for someone like you...
444
00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:03,231
And it'll never happen again.
445
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:04,649
No shit.
446
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:10,405
You can tell your shrink
you ruined eight relationships.
447
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:14,701
- What do you mean?
- It's fucking over.
448
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,661
Tony!
449
00:33:17,204 --> 00:33:21,291
You see, Tuesday I can take my kid
to hear raffi.
450
00:33:23,043 --> 00:33:24,836
Left ovary.
451
00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:32,511
Right ovary.
452
00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:37,390
Just tell me right out.
Don't mince words.
453
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:40,685
I didn't like people
knowing my personal life.
454
00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:44,189
Where is this asshole now?
What did he have, one song?
455
00:33:44,940 --> 00:33:47,692
- What?
- We should do what we gotta do.
456
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:51,279
- Call Carlo.
- Who the fuck was feech lamanna?
457
00:33:51,446 --> 00:33:53,865
You know what? Don't come.
458
00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:58,745
You wanna spend your life with
your head up your ass, be my guest.
459
00:34:01,414 --> 00:34:06,211
- How's your calamari salad?
- He's not using the right olive oil.
460
00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:10,423
- You haven't said two words, carmela.
- Sorry.
461
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,221
- I came from Dr. Rotelli's.
- Everything all right?
462
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:19,724
I've never been better.
Just a thyroid thing.
463
00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:23,061
- Thank god.
- I thought I was pregnant.
464
00:34:23,228 --> 00:34:25,480
Bite your tongue. At our age?
465
00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:28,316
With the kids growing up and all...
466
00:34:28,483 --> 00:34:32,779
I want a grandchild. Terry
and her husband are trying, but...
467
00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:36,449
Speaking of kids, I am sick
about Jackie and Meadow.
468
00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:39,578
I ask, he tells me
to mind my own business.
469
00:34:39,744 --> 00:34:41,913
- So does she.
- They broke up?
470
00:34:43,915 --> 00:34:45,125
Is Meadow okay?
471
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:48,920
She's so different than I was.
It rolls off her back.
472
00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:53,592
- No weight loss or sleepless nights.
- Not like what we go through.
473
00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,760
Because we married them.
474
00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:59,973
It's not just us.
The president of the United States...
475
00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:03,977
His wife put up with the
blowjobs and the stained dress.
476
00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:06,521
Hillary Clinton? I can't stand her.
477
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,941
We could all take a page
from her book.
478
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:13,320
To be publicly humiliated
and go around smiling?
479
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:18,533
That is so false. I would dig a hole,
climb into it and not come out.
480
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:22,954
All I know is, she stuck by him,
put up with the bullshit...
481
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:25,790
And she set up
her own little thing.
482
00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:31,004
She took all that negative shit
he gave her and spun it into gold.
483
00:35:31,171 --> 00:35:33,548
You gotta give her credit.
484
00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,635
Well, that's true, isn't it?
485
00:35:37,677 --> 00:35:40,472
She's a role model for all of us.
486
00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,687
No, the case is still pending.
487
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:53,526
They could try me on mail and wire
fraud, but they want a major rico.
488
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:56,821
Tony. Line two.
489
00:35:56,988 --> 00:36:01,826
- Who is it?
- It's a woman. I think she's crying.
490
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:07,749
Let me get back to you.
491
00:36:14,214 --> 00:36:15,507
Hello.
492
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,050
Tony.
493
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,564
I don't know, I don't know,
idont_"
494
00:36:31,731 --> 00:36:34,234
I can't understand you.
495
00:36:34,609 --> 00:36:38,029
I can't take it anymore.
496
00:36:39,906 --> 00:36:40,657
Stay...
497
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:44,619
I don't know... I don't know why.
I don't know why.
498
00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:50,709
Tony.
499
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,210
Tony.
500
00:37:07,267 --> 00:37:10,270
- Thanks for coming.
- All right.
501
00:37:12,105 --> 00:37:15,442
- You want something to drink?
- No.
502
00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:23,825
I'm sorry. There's no one else
I can talk to.
503
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,327
What about him?
504
00:37:26,828 --> 00:37:30,582
- Laugh if you want. He helps.
- He's a captain marvel.
505
00:37:36,337 --> 00:37:39,090
I just want it to be the way it was.
506
00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:42,802
- I love you.
- Stop it.
507
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:46,264
- I'm sorry.
- Quit crying. I can't stand it.
508
00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:49,642
- I wanna be with you.
- That's not gonna happen.
509
00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:52,812
I know.
510
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,941
I know.
511
00:37:57,192 --> 00:38:00,278
My life's a trip to nowhere.
512
00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:02,822
You bring it on yourself.
513
00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:08,077
You're a beautiful, talented woman.
514
00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,080
Butyouuu
515
00:38:11,664 --> 00:38:15,502
- you push a man away.
- That's not gonna happen again.
516
00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:20,465
The other night with the tires.
I'm a grown man. I've had other women.
517
00:38:20,632 --> 00:38:23,468
- You think I lived in a freezer?
- Fine.
518
00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:28,306
I'll sit back like a mute while you
screw every woman out there.
519
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:30,975
See, there's that tone again.
520
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,103
Look.
521
00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,106
It's over.
522
00:38:38,024 --> 00:38:42,153
I mean, we had our mo-fo,
or whatever.
523
00:38:43,321 --> 00:38:45,156
And it was great.
524
00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:51,746
And now it's time to put it to bed.
525
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:59,170
You think you can treat me like
some stupid goombah housewife?
526
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:02,423
You think I'll let some fucker
shit over me...
527
00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:06,719
Just because he buys me
some ridiculous, gaudy ring?
528
00:39:07,554 --> 00:39:10,014
Where the fuck do you get off?
529
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:11,391
You don't care.
530
00:39:11,558 --> 00:39:16,229
Think you're the only one with
problems? My life's a fucking picnic?
531
00:39:16,396 --> 00:39:17,564
Pooryou.
532
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:28,241
You got a dream life compared to mine.
Nobody cares if I'm alive or dead!
533
00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:32,370
I didn't just meet you.
534
00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,875
- I've known you my whole life.
- That's right.
535
00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:40,420
Take a dump wherever you please
and walk away.
536
00:39:40,587 --> 00:39:43,298
My mother was just like you.
537
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,634
A bottomless black hole.
538
00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:48,720
The mother now.
539
00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:53,391
I surrender.
Burn me at the stake.
540
00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:54,934
You know what?
541
00:39:56,436 --> 00:39:58,062
You're fucking crazy.
542
00:39:58,479 --> 00:40:02,233
- All I ever asked for was kindness.
- Come here.
543
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,739
Listen to me, and listen good.
No more calls, no more nothing.
544
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,991
You see me, cross the street.
545
00:40:10,199 --> 00:40:13,578
You're dangerous,
and I don't want you in my life.
546
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,079
Don't go!
547
00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:17,707
I'll call your wife!
548
00:40:19,918 --> 00:40:21,502
What did you say?
549
00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:26,799
I'll go to Columbia.
I'll tell your daughter.
550
00:40:30,345 --> 00:40:31,638
Come on!
551
00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:37,435
Come here.
552
00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:48,112
Now, you listen to me.
553
00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,783
Go near my wife or my family,
and I'll kill you.
554
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,952
Understand? I'll kill you.
555
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:57,997
Kill me. Kill me, you cocksu...
556
00:40:59,290 --> 00:41:00,875
You fucking bitch!
557
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:04,629
Kill me. Kill me. Kill me.
558
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,463
Kill me.
559
00:41:08,132 --> 00:41:11,344
Kill me, kill me,
kill me, kill me...
560
00:41:11,928 --> 00:41:13,388
Kill me.
561
00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:40,081
All right, this is it.
562
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:43,835
I don't care if god comes by,
don't move the car.
563
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,920
- You do the talking.
- Me?
564
00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:48,589
- Eugene will know me.
- Don't worry.
565
00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:52,385
When they see this,
nobody will have to say a word.
566
00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:54,846
What's the matter?
567
00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:58,349
I don't know.
568
00:42:00,685 --> 00:42:03,563
- You sure you wanna do this?
- Why?
569
00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:05,023
Don't you?
570
00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:10,403
Fuck it, let's go down the shore.
571
00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:18,619
Let's do it before the crank
wears off.
572
00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:24,834
- Ace high flush.
- Flush talks.
573
00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:28,046
Anybody want a drink?
574
00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,883
Nobody fucking move!
575
00:42:34,469 --> 00:42:36,262
Take it easy, all right?
576
00:42:36,429 --> 00:42:37,764
- Shit.
- Shut up!
577
00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,767
Empty your pockets. All of you!
578
00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:44,312
- Come on!
- Very bad, boys. Very bad.
579
00:42:44,479 --> 00:42:48,483
This is a low-level game.
All you'll get is practice.
580
00:42:48,649 --> 00:42:52,111
- You hear what he said? Shut up!
- Take it easy.
581
00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:55,114
You know who you're robbing?
582
00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:59,243
- Give me your watch.
- Leave while you look good.
583
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,079
Just give it to him.
584
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:05,124
Victory has a hundred fathers,
but defeat is an orphan.
585
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,794
Shut up! Stop fucking looking at me!
586
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:09,587
Come on, hurry up!
587
00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,422
Let's get out of here!
588
00:43:19,889 --> 00:43:23,643
If you can keep your head
while those around you can't...
589
00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:53,131
- Where the fuck is he?
- Shit.
590
00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:55,466
Shit, come on!
591
00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:04,475
- Get the fuck out!
- What are you doing? This is my...
592
00:44:10,857 --> 00:44:12,066
Jackie!
593
00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:13,526
Jackie!
594
00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:17,989
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
595
00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:19,991
Hey, cocksucker.
596
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:28,166
Chris, please.
We didn't know you were in there.
597
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,585
We're with ralphie.
598
00:44:30,877 --> 00:44:32,211
Please?
599
00:44:51,981 --> 00:44:55,693
If you're one of many men
with erectile dysfunction...
600
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:58,362
You know it's no laughing matter.
601
00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:02,867
You might not know treatment
is covered by most medical plans...
602
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:07,205
Dr. Freid. I'm sorry. Your service
said it was an emergency.
603
00:45:09,207 --> 00:45:10,499
Hello.
604
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:13,586
Jesus Christ.
605
00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:17,924
Not again, Tony.
I can't keep doing this.
606
00:45:18,090 --> 00:45:20,384
I'm in the middle of a comm...
607
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:25,223
Can't he go to the emergency room?
I thought he had a green card.
608
00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:32,271
You'll make him hit an artery!
609
00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:34,899
Relax, let the sedative do its job.
610
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:37,902
Be glad they didn't hit
nothing important.
611
00:45:38,069 --> 00:45:42,657
- This prick is really a doctor?
- Close. I'm a prick doctor. Get it?
612
00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:45,243
Maybe he can give you a bulge.
613
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:48,621
Doc, see if you can remove
this ladies' underwear.
614
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:49,747
Ah!
615
00:45:50,831 --> 00:45:52,416
It'll be all right.
616
00:45:59,757 --> 00:46:02,593
Little motherfucker.
He's going, bigtime.
617
00:46:02,760 --> 00:46:05,846
- Sure it was Jackie Jr.?
- I'll do him tonight.
618
00:46:06,055 --> 00:46:07,431
- No, you're not.
- Why?
619
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:09,809
- Because I said so.
- Why?
620
00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:14,272
- I don't gotta explain.
- Because he's Jackie aprile's kid?
621
00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:17,108
You're not gonna let this go.
You can't!
622
00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:20,444
He shot at me, tried to kill furio.
We're made!
623
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:23,197
Everyone you whack,
you risk exposure.
624
00:46:23,364 --> 00:46:26,534
The feds ask for major murder
for Christmas.
625
00:46:26,701 --> 00:46:30,121
- You're a fucking hypocrite.
- What did you say?
626
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:32,373
You preach this wise-guy shit...
627
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:36,294
Meanwhile we're the only ones
who play by the rules.
628
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,462
I loved you.
629
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:40,798
What happens, I decide.
630
00:46:41,090 --> 00:46:44,051
You don't love me, that hurts,
but too bad.
631
00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:48,097
Because you don't gotta love me.
But you will respect me.
632
00:47:09,744 --> 00:47:11,829
Ralph cifaretto's here.
633
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:14,332
What'd we say?
634
00:47:27,011 --> 00:47:29,221
- Ton.
- How you doing?
635
00:47:30,765 --> 00:47:32,850
- It's terrible, huh?
- Yeah.
636
00:47:33,017 --> 00:47:37,104
Ro's going nuts. She knows
he hangs around with dino.
637
00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:40,358
- Any word from her son?
- No, no.
638
00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:43,694
All right, come on.
639
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,242
This kid.
640
00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:55,873
- He did a terrible thing.
- Terrible.
641
00:47:56,874 --> 00:48:01,379
- Your fucking card game.
- I know you're close to the family.
642
00:48:01,545 --> 00:48:05,257
No, I feel for you.
You're living under the same roof.
643
00:48:05,424 --> 00:48:07,593
And it was my card game.
644
00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:11,722
But what happened to sunshine...
645
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,766
Is a disgrace.
646
00:48:17,770 --> 00:48:20,231
But to tell you the truth, Tony...
647
00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:25,736
I wanna give the kid a pass.
648
00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:28,114
Yeah?
649
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:31,826
It's just me though.
I know you got bigger concerns.
650
00:48:31,992 --> 00:48:34,412
You're the boss, and...
651
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:37,790
I'll make sure your orders are done.
652
00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:41,794
I think you should go
with your instincts on this, Ralph.
653
00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:44,588
You do?
654
00:48:46,298 --> 00:48:51,095
But furio took a hit. Chris.
These are made men.
655
00:48:52,221 --> 00:48:55,099
I'll make sure they respect
your decision.
656
00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:58,352
Because I'm sure
you'll do the right thing.
657
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:01,272
That's why I made you captain.
658
00:49:03,941 --> 00:49:06,110
This is Rosalie's kid.
659
00:49:09,989 --> 00:49:15,786
That's why I'll understand if you give
him a pass. Everybody else will too.
660
00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:21,542
Who cares about shit they don't
have the balls to say to your face?
661
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:27,673
Kid disrespected you.
662
00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:33,846
But they don't have
to live with your commitments.
663
00:49:36,474 --> 00:49:40,394
But, hey, the decision
goes the other way?
664
00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:44,648
The one thing you cannot do, Ralph,
you cannot do...
665
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:47,151
Is blame yourself.
666
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:50,988
You took this kid under your wing.
667
00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:54,283
You schooled him as best you could.
668
00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,577
Didn't you?
669
00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:04,793
Jack spoiled him.
670
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,172
I think this is yours.
671
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:13,177
The stupid kid was carrying it around
during the holidays.
672
00:50:50,965 --> 00:50:53,884
She wanted me to fucking kill her.
673
00:50:54,051 --> 00:50:56,095
Like suicide by cop.
674
00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,931
So she set me up?
675
00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:02,309
She saw me as only a fucking hammer?
676
00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:04,228
She loved you.
677
00:51:06,230 --> 00:51:09,900
She looked so good too,
that day in your office.
678
00:51:11,860 --> 00:51:15,114
Just another Irina
with a college degree.
679
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:16,782
Ask yourself.
680
00:51:16,949 --> 00:51:22,997
How did you recognize in Gloria,
under her layers of sophistication...
681
00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:28,586
This deeply wounded, angry being
that would let you replicate...
682
00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,422
Your relationship
with your mother?
683
00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:35,759
I don't wanna fuck my mother.
You're never gonna convince me.
684
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:37,511
Not fuck.
685
00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:39,930
Try to please her.
686
00:51:40,097 --> 00:51:41,932
Try to win her love.
687
00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:44,268
Forty fucking years old.
688
00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:48,606
We need to repeat what's familiar,
even if it's bad for us.
689
00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:51,942
Gloria's need for drama.
690
00:51:52,276 --> 00:51:56,322
The selfishness.
The incessant self-regard.
691
00:51:57,489 --> 00:51:58,949
At one time...
692
00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:02,620
In your mother's hands,
it passed for love.
693
00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:07,625
All right, look. You're her doctor.
You tell me.
694
00:52:07,791 --> 00:52:10,127
Do I gotta worry about this broad?
695
00:52:10,294 --> 00:52:13,130
She says she's gonna
tell carmela about us.
696
00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:15,924
I honestly can't predict.
697
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,637
We should deal with...
698
00:52:19,803 --> 00:52:23,641
Why are you so attracted
to dangerous relationships?
699
00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:26,852
Why do you put your marriage
in such danger?
700
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:32,066
- Maybe I'm looking for a way out.
- Anthony.
701
00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:36,695
- You'll never leave your wife.
- Bullshit. There's a limit.
702
00:52:36,862 --> 00:52:40,157
She might leave you,
but you'll never leave her.
703
00:52:42,242 --> 00:52:44,662
Despite your mothering...
704
00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:49,583
You made one good decision
in your life vis-a-vis women.
705
00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:51,835
You won't throw that over.
706
00:52:52,002 --> 00:52:55,923
Your own selfishness is too strong
to let that happen.
707
00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:58,008
All right. All right.
708
00:52:58,592 --> 00:53:04,014
Actually, in spite of everything
you're a very conventional man.
709
00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,766
I said all right.
710
00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:08,852
We have to stop now.
711
00:53:22,199 --> 00:53:26,620
- Got pep, I'll give it that.
- Zero to 60 in under seven seconds.
712
00:53:37,381 --> 00:53:40,050
What's the matter, you don't like me?
713
00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:48,517
I'm not back, they call the cops,
standard operating procedure.
714
00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:53,647
Here's standard operating procedure.
Stay away from Tony soprano.
715
00:53:53,814 --> 00:53:57,943
Shut the fuck up and listen.
It's over, capisce?
716
00:53:58,736 --> 00:54:00,404
Over and done.
717
00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:04,992
You call or go anywhere near him
or his family...
718
00:54:05,159 --> 00:54:09,580
And they'll be scraping your
nipples off these leather seats.
719
00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:12,166
And here's the point to remember.
720
00:54:12,332 --> 00:54:17,171
My face is the last one you'll see.
Not Tony's.
721
00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:20,174
We understand each other?
722
00:54:20,966 --> 00:54:23,427
It won't be cinematic.
723
00:54:45,115 --> 00:54:47,451
Any word, anything?
724
00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:50,829
He probably went down to Florida.
725
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:54,208
Ro, I'm sure he's fine.
726
00:54:54,875 --> 00:54:56,627
Ro, come on.
727
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,340
Sit down.
728
00:55:10,474 --> 00:55:11,725
Look.
729
00:55:13,227 --> 00:55:16,730
- This will be hard for you to hear.
- Jesus Christ!
730
00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:20,359
No, it's okay. It's okay, it's just...
731
00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:25,239
He has a very serious drug problem.
732
00:55:25,405 --> 00:55:26,657
What?
733
00:55:28,367 --> 00:55:32,329
It's coke.
He may owe some money to dealers.
734
00:55:34,832 --> 00:55:37,501
- Oh, my god.
- I didn't wanna tell you.
735
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:40,879
Look, we're doing everything we can.
736
00:55:45,926 --> 00:55:47,678
We're gonna find him.
737
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:49,930
We'll get him help.
738
00:55:50,347 --> 00:55:52,516
We'll get him to rehab.
739
00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:59,064
Let's just hope he's not too far gone.
740
00:56:23,422 --> 00:56:25,674
Something smells good.
741
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,721
Lemon snaps for the
bake sale at church.
742
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:42,065
You look good.
743
00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:45,485
I went to step today.
744
00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:51,992
Is that why you don't have these
looney-tune moods when you exercise?
745
00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:56,580
Where's your ring?
746
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:03,253
I had to get it sized.
It's a little big.
747
00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:30,948
Hi, it's me. I'll be home
in about twenty minutes.
748
00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:34,952
Yeah, I picked up the stuffed shells.
749
00:57:35,118 --> 00:57:38,664
No, the celantano's,
you just gotta heat them up.
53996
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