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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:40,500 - That's a little scary. - Stop tying to wear me out. 2 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:44,400 I think -You know, you have a real hang-up with the term "stalker. " 3 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:49,600 No, I just fail to see how you showing up at my museum everyday... 4 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,700 for, like, two weeks makes me the stalker... 5 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:55,900 when clearly it makes you the stalker. 6 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,200 The most important thing to remember here- Hand, please. 7 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:02,000 These past two months... 8 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:05,900 have really, truly been the happiest two months... 9 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,900 of your life. 10 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 - I love you. - Love you too. - There you go. 11 00:01:11,100 --> 00:01:14,900 W- Wait. Excuse me. Son of a bitch. 12 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 I keep telling this guy no olives... 13 00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:19,200 and he keeps bringing me olives, and that's a problem because- 14 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:22,400 - You hate olives. - I hate olives! I hate olives. 15 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:25,000 Don't move. I'm on it. 16 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:31,600 There. Crisis averted. 17 00:01:33,500 --> 00:01:38,100 You know, usually I would be completely disgusted... 18 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:42,300 with someone sticking their fingers into my drink, but with you, not so much. 19 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:47,800 In fact, it, uh- Mmm. It adds a certain Melinda "zestiness" to it. 20 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,400 Well, we make a good team. 21 00:01:52,100 --> 00:01:55,000 Yes, we do. 22 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:59,200 Well, I am going to go powder my nose. 23 00:01:59,300 --> 00:02:01,400 Oh. Do me a favor- If the waiter comes back... 24 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,600 would you make sure there are no olives in my cake? 25 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:06,700 I like that. 26 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:16,300 Spence! Spence. All right, man, it's time. 27 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:20,400 - Time for what? - It's time for me to get engaged. 28 00:02:20,500 --> 00:02:22,500 You were gonna put this in her sundae, remember? 29 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:26,000 Oh, yeah. Right. Nice rock. 30 00:02:26,100 --> 00:02:28,100 Oh. Thanks. 31 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,600 Oh, boy. 32 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:39,400 Oh. Sorry. It was packed. 33 00:02:39,500 --> 00:02:42,100 I just had to fight for a mirror. 34 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,900 Here we are. A sundae for the gentleman. 35 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,000 And chocolate cake for the lady. 36 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:52,800 Actually, I think that she had the sundae and I had the cake. 37 00:02:52,900 --> 00:02:55,400 Oh, okay, yeah. Got it. 38 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,600 Mmm. 39 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,900 So, Mel... 40 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:05,000 I'm glad you stalked me... 41 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,900 Cause, Um... 42 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,200 I never met anyone like you before... 43 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,500 and I, uh- I know that... 44 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:18,000 we've only been dating a little while, but... 45 00:03:18,100 --> 00:03:21,200 I just feel like I have known you my- 46 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:24,400 my-my whole- my whole life. 47 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,900 Are you chewing that? 48 00:03:26,900 --> 00:03:30,800 Oh, my God! Praise Jesus! 49 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:36,100 Praise Jesus! Oh, Calvin! I knew you�d do it. 50 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:39,500 Excuse me one second. Just wanna take that- 51 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:42,800 Just a little quick search for something. 52 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:45,600 All right. Be right back. 53 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:47,600 - I'm calling Mama. - Hi. Hi. 54 00:03:47,700 --> 00:03:50,700 - I'm sorry. I think there's been a mistake. - Mama! 55 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:54,100 I'm getting married, Mama. 56 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,700 Ma'am? Ma'am? Pardon me. Pardon me. That's my ring. 57 00:03:56,800 --> 00:04:00,000 Hang on, Mama. 58 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:02,100 May I help you? 59 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,200 Yes. 60 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:06,700 I'm so sorry, but I think the waiter... 61 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,200 mistakenly brought you the wrong sundae. 62 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:12,100 You see, that-that's my grandmother's ring. 63 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:16,600 I think you better go sit over there before my fianc� here... 64 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:20,000 "whups" your ass. 65 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:23,600 Okay, how about I buy both of your dinners? 66 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:27,500 Good? Yes. Except I'm gonna need that back though, so- 67 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:30,200 - Ow! - Okay, baby, "whup" his ass! 68 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:33,400 - Uh, baby, the thing is- - The thing is... 69 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:39,200 I haven't waited 17 years on your sorry ass... 70 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:43,100 to let this white shadow come and spoil my engagement. 71 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:46,600 It's either you whup his ass, Calvin... 72 00:04:46,700 --> 00:04:48,700 or I'll whup yours. 73 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:55,500 Yeah. You need to go now. 74 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:59,600 - Right. - Mama? Yes! 75 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,600 Um, how about- 76 00:05:01,700 --> 00:05:04,400 It's beautiful. Thief_ Help! 77 00:05:08,500 --> 00:05:13,200 Give me my ring! 78 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,800 Well, this wasn't exactly what I had planned. 79 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:27,800 Look. I know we haven't been together long... 80 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:31,800 but you know when something just feels right... 81 00:05:31,900 --> 00:05:33,500 and you don't want that feeling to end? 82 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,800 Okay, Romeo, save it for your cell mate. 83 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:40,300 Whoa. Clancy. Give the kid a minute. 84 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:43,100 - Thank you. - No problem. 85 00:05:43,100 --> 00:05:47,000 Long story short. I love you. 86 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:52,200 - I love you. - Will, uh- 87 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,200 Will you, uh- 88 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:01,900 - Will you marry me? - Yes, I will marry you. 89 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:10,200 Okay. Congrats and all that. 90 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:12,400 You have the right to remain silent. 91 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:15,200 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 92 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:16,800 I'm gonna go now. 93 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:24,100 Dude, are you fuckin' with me? 94 00:06:24,100 --> 00:06:27,300 "Congratulations" might be the more appropriate response here, Derek. 95 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:29,600 You've only dated her for two months. 96 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:31,800 I've had this cold sore longer than that. 97 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,000 This coming from a guy who's been married three times. 98 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:36,600 Have you learned nothing from me, man? 99 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,700 I am a cautionary tale. 100 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,200 I am Jesus. I have suffered for your sins. 101 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:45,200 Please let that be a fart. 102 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:52,900 Yeah, baby! Suck it, losers. 103 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:54,700 Ooh! 104 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:58,000 Okay. That was definitely not a fart. 105 00:06:58,100 --> 00:07:02,800 You know, I think that "bitch" is feeding this thing Indian food just to screw with me. 106 00:07:07,300 --> 00:07:10,000 Yeah, you did a poop. Yeah. 107 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,800 Any of you need changing? 108 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:17,900 Hey, where's, uh- Where's Seth? He's up. 109 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:22,100 He's looking for a ball. Didn't have time to stop at home and get his. 110 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,500 We're in a bowling alley. How hard is it to find a ball? 111 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,900 All right! I'll take it! 112 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:47,300 Sorry, fellas. I'm on the D.L. tonight. 113 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:51,000 I don't think there's a disabled list for rec league bowling, buddy. 114 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:53,500 Ron, how can you abandon me with these two losers? 115 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,900 I'm not abandoning anybody. 116 00:07:55,900 --> 00:07:58,800 Just 'cause I'm getting married doesn't mean I'm not gonna be here for bowling night... 117 00:07:58,900 --> 00:08:03,200 or fishing weekend or Jason�s biannual "porno palooza. " 118 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,600 You know, nothing's gonna change. 119 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:10,100 Yeah. Well, that's what I thought. 120 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,900 Now if you�ll excuse me, I gotta get little shit machine... 121 00:08:12,900 --> 00:08:16,300 back to his gold-digging whore of a mother, huh? 122 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,700 Hey, don't forget your ball. 123 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:36,400 I was talking with the mayor... 124 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:42,000 and I put a bug in his ear about having the reception at the opera house. 125 00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:46,800 You know, Mom, we were thinking of having a small, simple wedding. 126 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:49,100 Honestly, Melinda. 127 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,200 We're not Amish. 128 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:54,300 I'll get it. 129 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,600 Oh, my little sister's engaged! 130 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,700 Hi, beautiful. 131 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:08,300 - Hi, Todd. - Sorry. I can't hear. 132 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:10,800 He's always working. 133 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:13,500 Let me ask you something. 134 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:16,100 Is it wrong to want to tap sister-in-law ass? 135 00:09:16,200 --> 00:09:18,200 Right. Oh. I gotta go. 136 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:20,900 Honey. 137 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,000 - Yes? - Does this remind you of when we got engaged? 138 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,900 - How could I forget? - Let's go on a second honeymoon. 139 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,300 Someplace romantic. Maybe make a baby. 140 00:09:30,300 --> 00:09:32,300 Hey, there's your dad. 141 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,400 Hey. Abe. 142 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:37,500 Did you hear the one about the horny jockey and the Venezuelan stable boy? 143 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,800 No, but I think I like it already. 144 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,600 It's delicious. 145 00:09:42,700 --> 00:09:45,600 Hi, guys. 146 00:09:48,700 --> 00:09:51,600 Speak English, huh? English! 147 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:55,500 Look, go watch some TV, huh? 148 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:58,200 - They're so cute. - Sorry about that. 149 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,600 They're from the second marriage. 150 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:04,500 The ex only lets them speak to me in Mandarin, the hairy ass crack. 151 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:07,900 - Yeah. - Anyway 152 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:11,900 - Congratulations. - Oh. Thank you. 153 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:15,600 - Here. - Oh. Sure. Uh- 154 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:19,300 Okay. 155 00:10:23,300 --> 00:10:25,300 Oh! 156 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,200 How's my baby? 157 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,000 My mother's killing me with wedding crap. 158 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,700 - Mmm. - I seriously don�t think I can take another year of this. 159 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:39,400 Mmm. Well, we could just elope, of course. 160 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:41,900 Then she'd kill both of us. 161 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,100 What are you doing? 162 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,300 You. 163 00:10:49,500 --> 00:10:53,400 - Mmm! Baby, we're in the panty. - Oh! That's a good point. 164 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,800 What are you doing? 165 00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:01,100 - Oh, my God. - # Sex elevator# Ding. 166 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,500 You are so stupid. 167 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:19,400 Hey. Would it kill you to buy some groceries, man? 168 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:22,200 Yeah, if the Mystics would cover the goddamn spread, I could. 169 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:25,400 The Mystics? You're bettin' on the W.N.B.A.? 170 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:29,400 Mm-hmm. Well, hello. 171 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:33,300 Hi. I'm-I�m Judith. I- I work with Mel. 172 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,500 Oh, hey, Judith. I�m Jason. 173 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,200 I'm, uh, Ron's best friend- since childhood. 174 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:41,800 Yeah. And this is Seth, his college roommate. 175 00:11:41,800 --> 00:11:45,100 And that's Derek. Used to be his boss. Yeah. 176 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:49,600 - Are you all in finance? - Actually, I'm in consumer products testing. 177 00:11:58,700 --> 00:12:01,600 - Derek, do you still work with Ron? - No. I, uh- 178 00:12:01,700 --> 00:12:03,900 I left that company a while back... 179 00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:06,900 but, uh, I'm still in finance, you know. 180 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:11,700 I'm telling you, man, she had a pine tree air freshener in her underpants. Gotta go. 181 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,700 - What do you do? - I am in the advertising game. 182 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,700 - Yeah. - Advertising? 183 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,700 - Mm-hmm. - That sounds exciting. 184 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:33,700 It is. Yeah, it is. 185 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:38,000 You know, Judith, you're a friend of Mel's and I'm a friend of Ron's... 186 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:41,000 so I'm thinkin' we should get together. 187 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,700 You know, maybe- maybe grab a pizza, fuck. 188 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:51,200 No? You don't like pizza? 189 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:55,000 Seriously, who doesn't like pizza? 190 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:58,300 Hey, uh, everyone? Everyone, um- 191 00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,300 I don't know how to say this, but... 192 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,300 Mel and I simply could not come to an agreement on our wedding colors... 193 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,400 so we are breaking up. 194 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,500 Very sorry. Everyone drive safe. 195 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:12,700 Yes! Welcome back, buddy. 196 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:16,200 He was kid- He was kidding. 197 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,300 Sorry, Mel. 198 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,600 It's okay. 199 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:24,300 Anyway, uh, two short months ago... 200 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:28,000 I wandered into the Cleveland Museum of Modern Art. 201 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:30,800 I was, of course, lost, um, but then... 202 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:35,400 I laid eyes on the best exhibit in the whole joint- Mel. 203 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:43,000 Uh, no, I know that two months is an awfully short time to get engaged... 204 00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:47,200 but, to be honest with you, I was ready to propose on that first day. 205 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,600 So needless to say... 206 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:53,000 when Mel proposed, I said yes. 207 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,100 I didn't want to give her time... 208 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:57,500 to change her mind, so we have set a date. 209 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:59,700 On May 31, one month from today... 210 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,900 you are all invited to our open bar- 211 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:05,300 - Which will also feature a wedding, but, you know- 212 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,600 All right, let's get drunk. 213 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:12,500 Hey, uh, Derek? 214 00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,400 Why is your kid dropping a deuce in that plant? 215 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:20,700 Jesus! Stop it! Bah! Bah! 216 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:25,400 Mmm. 217 00:14:25,400 --> 00:14:28,000 Now, Abe, I've taken a look at the numbers for last quarters. 218 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,200 I think we�ve got some dead weight. Here, look. 219 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,400 Take a look at this. 220 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:35,700 - Hey, hey, fellas. - Ron, come in. 221 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:38,400 - Abe, you're a whiskey man, is that right? - Absolutely. 222 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:40,500 All right, I got something here for you. 223 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,700 What have we got here? 224 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,600 Mmm. 225 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,200 Oh, that's nice. What is this? 226 00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:49,400 Jameson's 30-year Private Reserve. 227 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:52,900 I'm half Irish, so I gotta support the motherland. I brought you a bottle. 228 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,100 You're Irish? My mother's from Galway. 229 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:59,900 Geez, it's gonna be great to get some more Irish blood in the family here. 230 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,100 You know, Todd here is English, but we try not to think about that. 231 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:08,000 - You like Cubans? - Uh, yes. 232 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:11,000 - Thank you. - From what I understand, Ron... 233 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,900 you're a, uh-you're a numbers man. 234 00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:16,100 Yes, sir. I'm a financial consultant. 235 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,600 I started out as a numbers man. 236 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,700 In fact, Ron, you remind me a lot of myself when I was a young man. 237 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,800 We can always use more numbers men in the company. 238 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:29,300 You know, it's overrun now with too many goddamn lawyers. 239 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,700 No offense, Todd. 240 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:34,700 After all, it is a family business. 241 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,100 Well, uh, thank you, sir. It's a very generous offer. 242 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:39,300 No, no, no. Abe. You call me Abe. 243 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:42,400 Looks like you need a refill. Todd! 244 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,800 - Yes, sir? - Let's go find that bottle of yours, huh? 245 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,100 Take care of that, would you? 246 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:51,100 So, Ron, have you heard the one about the horny jockey and the Venezuelan stable boy? 247 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,600 No, but it sounds painful. 248 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,900 It's been a great couple of months... 249 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,200 and I can honestly say that you are the best two interns... 250 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,800 we have ever had here. 251 00:16:03,900 --> 00:16:06,200 Unfortunately, we can only hire one of you. 252 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:09,900 So... let the best intern win! 253 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,200 Get in there, Maxie! Get in there! 254 00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:25,200 Get angry! Get angry! 255 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,500 Oh, that's not good. 256 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:33,200 - Y'ello. - Ronny, it's Todd. 257 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,900 Oh, hey, Todd. What-What's goin' on? 258 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,700 Oh, just a little thing called your bachelor party. So what's the game plan? 259 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,800 I, uh, don't know. 260 00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:45,500 My buddies are big fans of Two-for-Tuesday" lap dances at Spanky's. 261 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:47,700 Listen, Ron, this is your last hurrah. 262 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:50,000 We gotta do this thing in style. 263 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,600 Thinkin' we fly somewhere warm, hmm? 264 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:56,700 Where the drinks have umbrellas, the hotels are five stars... 265 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,200 the vagina flows like water- 266 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,500 Sweet, sticky water. 267 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:06,700 Wow. That sounds great, but some of the guys are on tight budgets. 268 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:08,700 That's what the company card's for, right? 269 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,700 I mean, like Abe said, this is a family business. 270 00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:16,800 Look, that is very generous of you, but I can't let you pay for all that. 271 00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:20,600 Look, I'm really happy that you�re marrying Mel. 272 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,400 I mean, I always wanted a brother... 273 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,700 but unfortunately my mother died when I was pretty young. 274 00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:30,700 Look, I know we're not blood or anything... 275 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:34,100 but, look, I would be honoured if you would let me... 276 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,100 throw my new brother his bachelor party. 277 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:40,300 Well- Of course, Todd. Yeah. Absolutely. 278 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,400 Awesome. 279 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:46,100 Now listen, you probably want to get some sleep, bro-ham... 280 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,200 'cause you�re gonna need it. 281 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:52,100 Wow, Todd, I- I'm so sorry about your mom. 282 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,400 I never knew. 283 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,700 Billy, are you fucking retarded? 284 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,900 She's not dead. She's in Phoenix... 285 00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:02,700 with her second husband and her third set of tits. 286 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:05,500 - I'm sorry. - Yeah. Yeah, you are. 287 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,200 Now, look. 288 00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:12,100 I need recon on this guy. Ron Simmons. 289 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,700 I wanna know everything about him- every little detail. 290 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:19,800 Every man has his weakness, Billy, and I wanna know his. 291 00:18:19,900 --> 00:18:25,300 The old man's steppin' down soon. I'm next in line. 292 00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:28,700 I haven't been sleeping with this cow of a daughter for the last three years... 293 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:32,500 just so Daddy's little favourite can come in and take it from me. 294 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,600 Uh-uh. 295 00:18:34,700 --> 00:18:38,100 Mmm. Sadly, Billy... 296 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,800 I just don't think this little union's gonna make it to the altar. 297 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:43,900 Mmm. 298 00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:47,200 Let's go! I'm still sober. 299 00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,800 Come on, man. The chicks in South Beach aren't gonna fuck themselves. 300 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:56,500 - Hey, Mel. - Hey, boys. 301 00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:01,000 I love you, baby doll. See you soon. Mmm. 302 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,500 Hey- Oh! What's that for? 303 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,400 Well, you gotta buy the groom a lap dance. 304 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,100 Pick a hottie. 305 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,100 See? That's why I'm marrying you. 306 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,400 Oh, shit. 307 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,900 It's my first wife. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go! 308 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:22,900 - Love you. - Go, go, go. Come on, go! 309 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,200 Nice try, asshole. 310 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,000 It's your weekend with your son. Remember? 311 00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:42,400 Hey, it's Ron's bachelor party. 312 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:45,900 That is your problem, shit for brains. 313 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,100 Ron, congratulations. 314 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,400 Oh! Marriage is a beautiful thing... 315 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,600 and I am so very happy for you. 316 00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:56,400 Ass wipe. 317 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,600 Thanks, Irene. 318 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,200 I'm sorry you�re not gonna be able to make it. That sucks. 319 00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:06,200 Get in the van, Ron. Tick-tock, tick-tock. 320 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:12,000 All right, I'm goin', okay? My life knows no joy. 321 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:16,800 All I know is work and alimony payments and babysitting. 322 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:19,000 So if you think I'm missing out on a weekend... 323 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:21,600 of drunken debauchery, you're sadly mistaken. 324 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:25,600 Well, he can't come with. This is a bachelor party, not Romper Room. 325 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:29,200 - Ron? - Ron? 326 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:33,200 Ron? 327 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:38,000 Wait a minute. This? 328 00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:41,300 This is your future father-in-law's plane, man? 329 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,700 Way to go, Federline. 330 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:47,200 - And this Todd guy, he's gonna pay for the whole weekend? - Yeah, I guess so. 331 00:20:47,300 --> 00:20:50,100 Sounds gay to me, man. 332 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,200 Yeah, we don't have to put out, do we? 333 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:55,700 Yeah, I'm not sleepin' with your brother-in-law, Ron. 334 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,500 What a douche. 335 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,800 My niggas! 336 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:12,200 Huh? What about this? 337 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:14,600 So, uh, guys, this is Todd. Todd, the guys. 338 00:21:14,700 --> 00:21:17,500 Gentlemen. Let's do this. 339 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,100 - Nice sweater. I guess purple's coming back. - Shotgun. 340 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:23,100 Whoa. What's with the kid? 341 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:27,400 - Oh, don't worry. He's the mature one. - Perfect. 342 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,500 - Uh- - Oh, man. 343 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:40,100 - What? What? - Okay, okay, listen, guys. 344 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,200 Take your sea- Why don�t you have any pants on? 345 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:45,300 What, this is a private plane, right? 346 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,400 Theme�s my privates. 347 00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,500 Eww. 348 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,700 Anyway, look. Couple off light attendants are gonna come out. 349 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,800 Go over some safety precautions. It's not a big deal. 350 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,100 - Great. - Oh, ladies? 351 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,700 - Hello, boys. I'm Mandy. - And I'm Sandy. 352 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,500 And I'm in the upright and locked position. 353 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,800 Yeah! 354 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:09,100 We'll be serving you all the way to sunny Florida. 355 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:12,800 And I got two million airline miles. Yeah! 356 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:15,700 Hey, Derek. Offspring. 357 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:19,100 Aw, geez. Hold on. 358 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,200 Come on, "Melvoid. " Let's go. 359 00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:23,300 Dad, it's Tommy, dumb ass. 360 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,500 Go see Captain Larry in the cockpit. 361 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,500 - I don't wanna go to the cockpit. - Captain Larry. 362 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,000 Don't forget to wipe your ass. 363 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,100 In the event of a water landing... 364 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,800 you will find several flotation devices... 365 00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:37,900 on board the aircraft. 366 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:44,300 Talk to me, Billy. 367 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:48,800 I've checked you into the suite and made sure the bar is fully stocked. 368 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:52,200 - What about decorations for the room? - I'm taking care of that now. 369 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:08,000 Guys, come on. Let me out. 370 00:23:11,100 --> 00:23:13,800 Oh. 371 00:23:17,900 --> 00:23:20,900 You, sir, know how to travel. 372 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,700 Well, nothing is too good for my new bro. 373 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,900 - All right. - Mmm. 374 00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:32,300 Speakin' of which, have you ever had two girls at once? 375 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:36,600 Uh, actually, sadly, no. But, uh, have you? 376 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,900 Of course, or else I wouldn't be married. 377 00:23:38,900 --> 00:23:43,400 Listen. I cannot let my new brother get married till he has had a hat trick... 378 00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:47,700 and I happen to have it on very good authority... 379 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:52,200 that Sandy and Mandy are, mmm, morally flexible. 380 00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,600 And I love that about them. 381 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,900 I do, but, u_ 382 00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000 I don't know, I think this weekend... 383 00:23:59,100 --> 00:24:01,100 I just wanna hang out with you guys... 384 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,100 and get drunk and maybe crap my pants. 385 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:07,900 - You know. I'm a traditionalist. - Okay. You know what? 386 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,600 I'm gonna let this little Boy Scout routine fly for right now. 387 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:12,800 Let me tell you something. 388 00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:16,600 My motto in business and in life... 389 00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:19,100 is "balls to the wall. " 390 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,800 Now, the mark of a good bachelor party... 391 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,900 is the bachelor getting laid early and often. 392 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,700 And the Todd only throws the best bachelor parties. 393 00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:36,300 Ladies, do your worst. 394 00:24:36,400 --> 00:24:39,800 Guys, I'm-I'm fine. I really don�t want a lap dance now. I'm fine. 395 00:24:39,900 --> 00:24:42,000 Whoa. 396 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:45,500 Wait. Can I just-A little Purell first? Like, two-two squirts, please? 397 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,500 Shut it, germ boy. 398 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,100 Oh, dear God! 399 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:08,900 - Bye. - Okay. All right. 400 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,000 Thank you, ladies. 401 00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:15,000 Yeah! Drained it. 402 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,900 See you on the Internet. 403 00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:20,000 See you on the way back. 404 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,400 See ya. Thanks. Whoa. 405 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:39,800 - All right? - Way to go. 406 00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:43,400 One minute in Miami and two broken arms. That's our Seth. 407 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,900 All right, gentlemen. Gentlemen, listen up. This is Billy. 408 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:50,100 He's gonna be helping us out with the, uh, festivities this weekend. 409 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:52,200 - What's up? - Let's check it out. 410 00:25:52,300 --> 00:25:54,800 Come on. Left, right. 411 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:01,100 - Welcome to the presidential suite. - Wow. 412 00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:03,300 Ha, ha! 413 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,800 Oh, my God. They're really letting me in this place? 414 00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:09,100 Oh, look at this. Whoo! 415 00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:12,400 Dip my balls in champagne, 'cause I'm in heaven. 416 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,600 Groovy, Todd. 417 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:18,600 Damn, Ron, I might just bang your brother-in-law after all, man. 418 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,700 Oh, well, thanks for that image. 419 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,800 Geez. 420 00:26:23,900 --> 00:26:25,900 - You good over there, Seth? - Yes. 421 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,200 All right, pal. This place is amazing. 422 00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:30,400 - Thank you. - Aw, nothin' but the best. 423 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:33,300 Now, there is one more stop on the tour. 424 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,900 Yeah. 425 00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:43,700 Gentlemen, say hello to my little friends. 426 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,900 - Guten Tag. - Hello. 427 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:50,000 Guten Tag. 428 00:27:06,700 --> 00:27:09,400 Eins! Zwei! Drei! 429 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,800 Whoo! 430 00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:13,900 Long live Hitler! 431 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:20,700 Just gonna- I'm gonna hit the head. 432 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,900 What are you tying to do, kill me? 433 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:38,300 - Hey. - Move. 434 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,000 - So what do we got? - All right, so- 435 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,400 - There's a camera in every single room. - Perfect. 436 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:50,400 If this guy so much as pops a stiff_, we're gonna get it on tape. 437 00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:55,100 I'm telling you, that German chick said something about Hitler. 438 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,300 My German's a little rusty, but I am pretty sure that she said... 439 00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,400 "Long live Hitler. " 440 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,500 Seth? Relax, pal. Get a massage. 441 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,400 I'm serious, okay? As the only Jew here, all right... 442 00:28:06,500 --> 00:28:09,600 I feel it is my responsibility to be concerned... 443 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,800 that our roommates might be Nazis. 444 00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:13,900 All right, buddy, I'll tell you what. 445 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:17,700 If they even think about invading Poland, we'll let somebody know. 446 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:21,500 All right, Ronny. Gin and tonic time, buddy. 447 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:25,200 Oh, fire it up. Ahhh. 448 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,200 Will you just drop it, please? 449 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,200 Hey, I'm cool with your sexuality, D. 450 00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:33,300 It�s just, I don't swing that way, man. 451 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,300 Look. Asking you to rub sun block on my back does not make you gay. 452 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,900 Seriously. You might as well have asked me for a hand job. 453 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:42,200 - Okay, that is just sick. - Hey. 454 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:45,400 I smell cocktail wieners. 455 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:48,300 What? 456 00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:51,000 Eureka. 457 00:28:51,100 --> 00:28:54,700 - Okay. - What are you doing? 458 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,400 You don't even know what the S.A.A. is. 459 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,900 I it�s Sales Associates of America or some crap. 460 00:28:59,900 --> 00:29:03,100 Just, you know, talk about selling and goal realization... 461 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,300 and all that other Tony Robbins shit. 462 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,100 Why am I Tubbs? 463 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:12,200 Because you, sir, are no Crockett. 464 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:18,100 To be honest with you, I was a bit nervous coming here. 465 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:22,700 When we first proposed a Sex Addicts Anonymous retreat, people rolled their eyes. 466 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:25,000 - The were, like, "Why not just call it an orgy?" - Ooh. 467 00:29:25,100 --> 00:29:27,100 Oh, no, you'll see. 468 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,300 These retreats offer a very supportive environment... 469 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:33,200 where we can focus on healing and getting on the road to recovery. 470 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:37,600 This weekend, sex will be the farthest thing from your mind. 471 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:44,400 I can't get enough of that- 472 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:48,400 - You like guns, Pop? - What is that? 473 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:52,100 The best day of my life was the day they gave me my 1 O-year chip. 474 00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:56,800 Oh, welcome. I'm Sue Hoover, president of the Southeast chapter. 475 00:29:56,900 --> 00:30:00,700 Oh, nice to meet you, Sue- All of you. 476 00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:04,600 So what chapter are you from, Tubbs? Is that your first name? 477 00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:07,200 - Uh- - Actually, that's his last name. 478 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,900 Yeah, I'm Sonny and that's my partner Rico. 479 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,200 Yeah. And we're from the Midwest chapter. 480 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,300 - Welcome, Sonny and Rico. - Yeah. 481 00:30:15,300 --> 00:30:17,500 So, how long have you two been in the program? 482 00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:21,500 - Oh, not very. - Well, speak for yourself. Rico... 483 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:24,600 'cause I've been a member for, oh, gosh, like, 20 years. 484 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,400 - Twenty years? My goodness. - Yeah. 485 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,600 - Wow. - Yeah, I got started really young. 486 00:30:30,700 --> 00:30:33,400 - My grandpa, he was a member, so he started teaching me early. 487 00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:35,800 Oh, careful there, Suzy. 488 00:30:35,900 --> 00:30:38,200 Those things are a little tricky. You gotta be careful. 489 00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:41,200 Yeah, you know, between my grandpa and the Boy Scouts... 490 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:44,300 - it was like I was just born to be in S.A.A. - The Boy Scouts? 491 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:46,800 Oh, yeah. I did a lot of hustling in the Scouts. 492 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,800 Yeah, with the Christmas tree lot in the winter... 493 00:30:48,900 --> 00:30:52,500 and then goin' door to door in the summertime- whatever it took. 494 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:55,600 - My scoutmaster even said I was the best he ever had. 495 00:30:56,900 --> 00:30:58,400 - I'm fine. - Are you all right? 496 00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,600 Okay, let's not bore the nice people... 497 00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:02,700 with faded childhood glories there, Sonny. 498 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:08,300 - Hey, Rico, isn't that your kid over there? - Hmm? 499 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,900 Not a lot of women are comfortable with a male "vagina ecologist"... 500 00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,000 but I have many, many satisfied patients. 501 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:18,700 - I am booking appointments. - Come on. 502 00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:21,400 - So, uh, Betty. - Hmm? 503 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,600 You wanna maybe grab a drink later? 504 00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:27,800 You know, talk shop? I could always use some pointers on my technique. 505 00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:31,400 Okay? Man. 506 00:31:31,500 --> 00:31:34,400 - I need to call my sponsor. - Mm-hmm. 507 00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:42,000 Guys, let's go! The stripper's aren't getting any younger. 508 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:47,200 - Sonny! Sonny! - Hey! 509 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:50,000 Betty, what's-what's goin' on? 510 00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:54,200 Nothing. I just really enjoyed talking with you earlier. 511 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,100 Oh, well, th-that's cool. Yeah. 512 00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:02,600 Maybe, uh- Maybe we should hang out, you know? 513 00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:08,200 - Grab a pizza, fuck? - I thought you�d never ask. 514 00:32:08,300 --> 00:32:11,600 - Pardon? - Well, I don't eat pizza, but whatever. 515 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,500 Gentlemen, I will see you later. 516 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,900 That line has never worked. I mean, ever. 517 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:27,000 I'm gonna be really pissed if she doesn't murder him... 518 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,600 or at least harvest a kidney, man. 519 00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,900 Ugh! That-That pole's gotta be covered in crabs and herpes... 520 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,900 and God knows what. 521 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,600 I am so glad I cashed in my 401, man. 522 00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:53,900 Gentlemen, this booth's us. 523 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,100 Come on. 524 00:33:00,100 --> 00:33:03,100 Excuse me, ladies. 525 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:07,000 I hate to interrupt this meeting of the minds, but I got a work question. 526 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,300 Who wants to make $1 O, OOO for five minutes of work? 527 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:15,800 Oh- Back, back. Yeah. There it is. There it is. 528 00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:18,500 - Aaah! - Yeah! 529 00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:26,000 Get into position. 530 00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:35,700 Oh! The conquering hero has returned. 531 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,800 Yeah. 532 00:33:37,900 --> 00:33:41,100 - Hey, that didn't take long, man. - Trust me, dude. 533 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:44,900 She couldn't take much more. I fucking killed it- Ninja style. 534 00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:49,500 - Oh, yeah? What, like fast and silent? - You know it, brother. Yeah. 535 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:53,800 Hoo. Check it out. That chick's a dead ringer for a young Nancy Reagan. 536 00:33:53,900 --> 00:33:58,400 - So? - I always wanted to fuck Nancy Reagan. Yeah! 537 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,800 I was always fond of Geraldine ferraro. 538 00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:03,500 - Very sexy. - Come on, bachelor. 539 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,700 You've got a date in the V.I.P. room. 540 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:07,900 Go to the V.I.P. - Oh, my God. 541 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:11,900 Whoa. Hey! 542 00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:15,900 Whoa! You're-You're very nimble. 543 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:19,200 Shh. Saver your energy. You're gonna need it. 544 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:22,800 Oh. 545 00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:25,000 Oh, wow. 546 00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:27,500 I've gotta get married more often. 547 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,100 Uh- Hey. Hey. 548 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:35,600 Maybe the belt should stay buckled though. No? 549 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:37,600 Robin! Your mommy's on the phone. 550 00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:40,700 - Your grandma had a heart attack. - Nana? 551 00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,300 Uh-huh. 552 00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:46,000 Oh, my God. That's horrible. I- 553 00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:49,500 - You're not going anywhere, baby. - Hey. Hey-Ah! 554 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,400 Okay. 555 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,400 Hey. Hey-That's a zipper. 556 00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:58,900 - That's happening now. - Hey, back of_ 557 00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:00,900 - He's mine. - You can share. 558 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,900 What? What? Oh! Oh, Lord. 559 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,400 - Maybe we've had enough. That's my leg. - You fucking bitch! 560 00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:21,700 Holy shit. Come on, guys. 561 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,700 Get the hell off of him. 562 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,600 Hey! 563 00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:36,800 Yeah! Stripper fight! 564 00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:40,300 Get of_ Get of_ 565 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:00,700 What is Todd's deal? 566 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,100 Is he tying to get me laid or get me killed? 567 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,500 - Hey, man, there are worse ways to die. - Yeah. 568 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,000 Dudes, that chick in the corner... 569 00:36:08,100 --> 00:36:11,200 is throwing me signals like she�s Johnny fuckin' Bench. 570 00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:14,900 She's paying more attention... 571 00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:18,300 to the floating lint than you, dude. 572 00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:20,600 All right, let's get down to brass tacks, okay? 573 00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:24,600 - Are you ready for marriage, Ron? - I think so. Yeah. 574 00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:27,400 Oh. So you�re ready to say good-bye to blowjobs? 575 00:36:27,500 --> 00:36:29,500 'Cause that's the first thing that goes. 576 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:34,300 Married women don't give blowjobs. It's a union thing, man. 577 00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:36,500 And then your sports that you love... 578 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,600 that's the next thing you can kiss good-bye. 579 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:42,100 - Mel likes sports. - No, no, no. 580 00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:44,100 They pretend they like sports... 581 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,000 the same way we pretend we like talkin' to them. 582 00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:49,700 The only sports you're gonna get when you're married... 583 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,000 is Little League T-Ball. 584 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,500 And I've seen that stuff. and trust me, Ron. 585 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:59,700 Most of those kids really fuckin' suck, okay? 586 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,600 And by the time they take away the last thing... 587 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:05,300 that gives you any pleasure at all- booze- 588 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:08,900 you've forgotten what happiness is. 589 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,400 So now you're just walking around... 590 00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:14,500 an empty shell of the man you once were. 591 00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:17,000 And that's when they leaver you, Ron. Hmm. 592 00:37:17,100 --> 00:37:21,200 Claimin' that "You're not the man I married. " 593 00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:24,500 Well, no shit, hey? 594 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,200 Thanks for playin', and here's a parting gift. 595 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:31,300 Child support and alimony right up the ass! 596 00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:40,000 And... that's marriage, Ron. 597 00:37:40,100 --> 00:37:42,100 You ready for that? 598 00:37:45,700 --> 00:37:47,700 - I'm gonna go pee. - Mmm. 599 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,900 - Yeah? - Yeah. 600 00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:56,600 I need some pills. 601 00:37:56,700 --> 00:37:59,900 - Oh, for God's sakes. Let me help you with that. - Oh, thanks. 602 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:02,600 Just don't get any ideas. I'm not gonna wipe your ass later. 603 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,600 Ooh. My old friend codeine. 604 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:06,900 - Nice. Two for me, one for you? - No, no, no. 605 00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,900 - I need that stuff. man. - Wait a minute. 606 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:12,000 - Can you drink with those? - It's way better when you drink. 607 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,400 One beer is not gonna be a problem. 608 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:20,100 Aw, come on, man. Marriage is outdated, Ron. We don't need 'em. 609 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:23,400 Yeah, we never should have, uh, given women the right to vote. 610 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,500 Okay, that's it. 611 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,600 Let's take it easy, shall we? 612 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:31,700 - It's been kind of a long night, what with the gang rape and all. 613 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,900 Oh, God. I'm gonna walk Sleeping Beauty back up to his room. 614 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,300 - Come on. - Okay. I gotta go to the garden party. 615 00:38:38,300 --> 00:38:40,500 Okay, careful. Careful. 616 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:43,800 Okay. That's good for you. 617 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:46,500 You guys, uh- You guys comin', or what? 618 00:38:46,600 --> 00:38:49,400 No, I think I'm gonna stay here, man. 619 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,700 That chick over there is beggin' me for it. 620 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:57,100 I'm not gonna miss this. 621 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,400 Why would you? 622 00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:04,500 Seth? 623 00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:12,400 - Hi. - Hi. 624 00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,600 He's, uh- He's had kind of a long day. 625 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:17,800 - It's definitely past someone's bedtime. - Yeah. 626 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:21,500 Sorry about that. Come on, pal. 627 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,000 Here you go. Oh, geez. 628 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:30,400 So, uh, do you wanna take a picture... 629 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,400 or should I giver you a piece of paper so you can sketch them? 630 00:39:33,500 --> 00:39:35,600 - Take a picture. - Oh, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 631 00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:38,600 I'm from Cleveland, and I was noticing your shirt. 632 00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:42,700 - Are you a Browns fan? - My father is from Cleveland, so I was brainwashed early. 633 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,100 I'm a Cavs fan, but they're breaking my heart right now. 634 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,200 Aw, come on, LeBron. 635 00:39:47,300 --> 00:39:50,200 - Shoot less commercials and more free throws. - Come on, LeBron. 636 00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:54,700 - So you�re-you're a big Cleveland fan, huh? - Such is my curse. 637 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,100 Well, uh- 638 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,000 He's drooling on me now... 639 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:04,300 so I should probably go, but it was nice meeting you. 640 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,100 - You too. - All right. Come on, little prince. 641 00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:10,600 Bye, LeBron. 642 00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:13,700 Hey, it's Mel. Leave a message. I'll call you back. 643 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:16,700 Hey, babe. Just callin' to say hi. 644 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,400 I miss you. Um- 645 00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,500 Gimme a call whenever. 646 00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:24,400 I'll talk to you then. Love you. Bye. 647 00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:36,500 Guten Abend. 648 00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,200 - Mmm. - Balls to the wall, Ron. 649 00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:44,100 Yeah, you know, I think I'm more of a couch sleeper. 650 00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:46,600 AufWiedersehen, \_igs. 651 00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:04,700 Oh, what is wrong with this guy? 652 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,900 Who walks away from that? 653 00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:13,700 Oh. Oh. 654 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:30,800 - Wakey, wakey, D. - Uh, Nacho Bellgrande. 655 00:41:35,100 --> 00:41:37,900 - Morning, ladies. - Guten Morgen. 656 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:06,900 There is my book. 657 00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,800 - Oh. I did- - D_n_eschd'n. 658 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:13,100 I set a banana on- It wa- 659 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:16,100 It was- 660 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:19,700 Oh, God. 661 00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:22,700 She wasn�t just reading Hitler's manifesto, okay? 662 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:26,200 She was highlighting it. Those girls are Nazis! 663 00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:30,000 Well, maybe, but they're hot Nazis. "Hotzis. " 664 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:41,600 What the fuck! 665 00:42:44,100 --> 00:42:48,500 - Hey. What the hell is this? - What? 666 00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:51,100 This. What is this? 667 00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,500 - That's your wedding ring. - My what? 668 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,400 Your wedding ring. You got married last night. You don't remember? 669 00:42:56,500 --> 00:42:59,200 - What? - Yeah. After you guys left... 670 00:42:59,200 --> 00:43:02,500 he went over to that little chippie at the bar and they actually hit it off. 671 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:06,200 Then we went out and had some drinks did some dancing. 672 00:43:06,300 --> 00:43:10,100 Before you know it, we were in a little chapel in Boca. I was your best man. 673 00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:13,800 You were my best man? You let me marry her? What the fuck! 674 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:15,900 I was honoured to be asked, buddy. 675 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,800 Oh. Okay, guys. 676 00:43:20,900 --> 00:43:23,600 Ha, ha, ha. I've been punk'd. Very funny. 677 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,700 - You're fuckin' with me, right? - Actually, I'm not. 678 00:43:25,700 --> 00:43:29,300 Been waiting all morning to show you your marriage certificate. 679 00:43:31,300 --> 00:43:33,700 Yeah, yeah. Could have got this done at a Kinko's. 680 00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:35,900 Two minutes. Ha, ha. Very funny. 681 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 Then there's always the video. 682 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:41,400 I'm gettin' married! 683 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:46,100 I'm-I'm in love with Sonia Hernandez. 684 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,800 Who's Sonia Hernandez? 685 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,400 - That's your new stepmom, twit. - Seriously? Again? 686 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:54,700 Dad, tell me this is a joke. 687 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,900 Look, I don't remember what happened. 688 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,900 You don't remember? What is the matter with you? 689 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:01,700 Okay, you hold on, 'cause I'm still your father. 690 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,800 Oh, you sure? 'Cause sometimes I don't know... 691 00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:07,300 who's the adult and who's the child. 692 00:44:09,100 --> 00:44:11,600 Thanks a lot, ass. 693 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,800 Surprise bachelor party! 694 00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:36,500 Thank you. Hi. 695 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:49,500 You know what I love about golf, Ron? 696 00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:53,200 - What's that, Todd? - It just has so much in common with women. 697 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,500 I mean, the finest, most gorgeous courses in the world... 698 00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:58,700 are also the most expensive and the most difficult. 699 00:44:58,700 --> 00:45:00,800 I mean, sure we like to kick around... 700 00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,900 with a shitty little par three now and again- 701 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,400 - Long as our buddies don't see us, right? - Mmm. 702 00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,700 The beauty of golf is variety. 703 00:45:07,700 --> 00:45:10,200 You don't want to play the same hole every day. 704 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:13,100 Even if you are playing the backside. 705 00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,400 Well, that's, uh- 706 00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:19,200 That's beautiful, Todd, but I think I'm more of a one-hole kind of a guy. 707 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,500 I'm a three-hole man, myself. 708 00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:23,600 Right. 709 00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:25,700 All right, boys, what do you say we make it interesting? 710 00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:29,100 - Five hundred a man. - Uh, how about we keep it to 100, huh? 711 00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:31,400 - And we play Kennedy rules. - What are Kennedy rules? 712 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:34,100 Ted Kennedy. All right? Yeah. 713 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:37,700 You lose a hole, you drink. You hit it in the sand, you drink. 714 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,000 Seth "whiffs" the ball, we all drink. 715 00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:42,500 - I don't even want to play. - Well, you're gonna. 716 00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:45,300 We played at the putt-putt. The rules will transfer just fine. 717 00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,300 Fair enough. We're also gonna play Todd rules. 718 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:50,700 What are Todd rules? 719 00:45:50,700 --> 00:45:54,000 Strip golf. Lose a hole, you lose some clothes. 720 00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:57,100 I told you he was a 'mo. Come on, pay up. 721 00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,500 Not us. The caddies. 722 00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,000 Oh, and that's less gay how? 723 00:46:02,100 --> 00:46:05,000 Those are our caddies. 724 00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:20,700 Hey, guys. 725 00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:24,100 Hey, Ashley couldn't make it, but her sister is coming. 726 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:26,200 Oh. Here she comes now. 727 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:30,400 Sorry I'm late. My bunions are killing me. 728 00:46:30,500 --> 00:46:32,700 - I call this one. - Wait, wait. - She's mine. 729 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:41,600 Oh, this day just keeps getting better and better. 730 00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,400 Yeah. 731 00:46:49,500 --> 00:46:51,500 Oh. 732 00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,600 Hmm. 733 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,400 Whoa! 734 00:47:19,700 --> 00:47:21,800 Ah. 735 00:47:58,700 --> 00:48:00,800 Oh, I can't. No! 736 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:16,000 All right. 737 00:48:16,100 --> 00:48:18,200 Oh, God. 738 00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:20,700 Up yours, buddy. 739 00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,600 - Drained it. - Oh, yes! 740 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:35,800 - Fore! - Comeback. Comeback. 741 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:46,900 Miss it. 742 00:48:48,100 --> 00:48:50,200 Miss it. Miss it. 743 00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:58,500 Oh, yeah. That's my boy! 744 00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:18,900 Let me get this right, Ron. 745 00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:21,600 Your smokin' hot caddy asked you to play a 19th hole... 746 00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:23,700 and you said no? 747 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:26,000 Dude, I'm gonna have to check your balls for gay. 748 00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:28,600 Are you remotely familiar with how monogamy works? 749 00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:30,600 - No! - All right, boys, listen up. 750 00:49:30,700 --> 00:49:33,400 Tonight I got something special planned. 751 00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:35,600 We're going to the biggest party down at the beach. 752 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:38,000 We're comin' back here and we're drinkin' all night. 753 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,700 All right? Get some rest. 754 00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,000 We're goin' balls to the wall. 755 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,100 - Is Seth okay? - He's fine. 756 00:49:46,100 --> 00:49:50,000 I, on the other hand, got way too much exercise. 757 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,200 Kh. Wunderbar. 758 00:49:52,300 --> 00:49:55,600 Mmm. You want? 759 00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:57,600 - Nein. - All right. 760 00:49:57,700 --> 00:50:00,900 - Scarey cat. - Hey. 761 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:05,200 Can you guys believe this? There's, like, 12 pages of Hernandez�s in here. 762 00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:07,600 In Miami? Shocking. 763 00:50:07,600 --> 00:50:12,600 Here's what we'll do, okay? If each of us phones 75- Right? That should work- 764 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,300 Wait a minute. Where's-Where's Tommy? 765 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:18,600 Sonny? Hello? Sonny? 766 00:50:18,700 --> 00:50:21,300 - Hey, hey, you. - Hey. 767 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:25,200 - This is Shawn. - Hi. 768 00:50:25,300 --> 00:50:28,400 You think you can take care of her the way you took care of me? 769 00:50:28,500 --> 00:50:31,300 Does the pope shit in the woods? One second. 770 00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:34,200 Alley-oop. 771 00:50:39,100 --> 00:50:42,400 Okay. Did you girls lose a bet or something? Huh? 772 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:45,100 Daddy's little helper. 773 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:47,300 Look out, ladies. Here I come. 774 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:50,800 Your friend- He�s just amazing. 775 00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:53,600 - Eww. - Mr. Amazing is back. 776 00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:55,800 All right. 777 00:50:55,900 --> 00:51:00,900 - I'll catch you guys later. - Hey, man, gimme the phone book. I'll help you out. 778 00:51:14,100 --> 00:51:18,200 Autumn, can we do this tonight, at, like, a club or something? 779 00:51:18,300 --> 00:51:22,100 These guys are not here to play bachelor games. 780 00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,200 They're here to feed their drinking problems. 781 00:51:24,300 --> 00:51:26,500 I have everything all set up... 782 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,100 and if you start changing things now, it'll mess everything up... 783 00:51:29,100 --> 00:51:32,500 - and we won't get home in time for your surprise- - Okay. 784 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,700 Okay. Okay. 785 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:38,600 Mm-hmm. 786 00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:44,200 Excuse me. Hi. Hi. 787 00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:47,400 It's my bachelor party, and, well, I was just wondering... 788 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,500 if you wanted to pay a dollar to... 789 00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:52,200 well, suck a piece of candy off my shirt. 790 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,800 Here's 10, but leave me the fuck alone. 791 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:04,500 Nice throw, Son. 792 00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,100 Hey, Tommy, it's me again. 793 00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:11,800 Look. I, uh- I want to apologize for this morning. 794 00:52:11,900 --> 00:52:15,900 It's-It's not your fault that your dad's a fuck-up. 795 00:52:15,900 --> 00:52:20,800 Just call me when you can. I'm worried about you and- 796 00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:24,800 I- I love you, okay? 797 00:52:24,900 --> 00:52:27,500 Okay. Bye. 798 00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:39,300 Hey, guy! Little help here? 799 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:49,600 - Oh! What the hell is wrong with you? - Just wasted a beer. 800 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:59,000 Hi. Can I have a Jameson on the rocks, please? 801 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,800 Tough day? 802 00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:09,000 Hey! Browns girl. 803 00:53:09,100 --> 00:53:10,800 - What, do you live in this bar? - Practically. 804 00:53:10,900 --> 00:53:13,300 Tony makes the best in South Beach. 805 00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,400 And it's Eva, by the way. 806 00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:17,500 Hi. I'm Ron. 807 00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:21,600 So, Ron, what's going on? 808 00:53:21,700 --> 00:53:24,600 I am- I am here for my bachelor party. 809 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,800 Your bachelor party? Oh, well. 810 00:53:27,900 --> 00:53:31,900 That bums me out. I thought you were cute. 811 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:39,100 Oh, um, thank you. I'm, uh- I'm flattered. 812 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,500 Easy, cowboy. I'm just bustin' your balls. 813 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:46,200 Hello. I'm engaged too. 814 00:53:46,300 --> 00:53:49,100 God, is everyone from Cleveland this gullible? 815 00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:51,900 They have done studies. Yeah, yeah. 816 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,800 So, uh, when is your big day, hmm? 817 00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,000 Well, we just started dating a year ago. 818 00:53:57,100 --> 00:54:02,000 So, between you, me and Tony, I'm not exactly in a rush. 819 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:05,500 I don't wanna make a lifelong mistake. You know what I mean? 820 00:54:07,900 --> 00:54:10,200 Tony, can I have another, please? 821 00:54:26,100 --> 00:54:28,100 Ah, don't kill me! 822 00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:33,600 - Seth! - I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Whoa. Not fine. 823 00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:39,400 I need- I need my- Where's my medication? 824 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,500 I think the fat boy took them. 825 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,700 Oh, that�s just great! 826 00:54:44,700 --> 00:54:47,800 Maybe this will help. 827 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:49,900 Thanks. 828 00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:55,000 Oh. Uh, so, you, um- You have a really nice- 829 00:54:55,100 --> 00:54:58,600 You have a really nice voice. What was that song you were singing? 830 00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:04,200 That's a song I used to sing when I was a little girl with my great-grandfather, Adolph. 831 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,000 I'm fine. You said your- your grandpa who? 832 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:13,900 My great-grandfather, Adolph! 833 00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:18,100 - He's so sweet. He lives in South America. - Yeah, I bet. 834 00:55:18,100 --> 00:55:19,800 - He calls me every week. - Oh. 835 00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:22,600 And he wants me to go to art school like he did in Vienna. 836 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:25,700 - Oh, art school. That's-That's fun. - Yes. 837 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:29,100 - But I'm not interested in art. - No. 838 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:33,100 I like politics. 839 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:36,400 Uh, can you- can you give me, maybe, the whole bottle? 840 00:55:40,900 --> 00:55:43,500 Two months? I see your friend's point. 841 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:46,100 What if she turns out to be a serial killer or something? 842 00:55:46,100 --> 00:55:49,100 I was once dated a guy for six months. He turned out to be gay. 843 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,700 - Maybe you made him gay. - Oh, I definitely made him gay. 844 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:55,100 I used to outdistance him on the driving range by 50 yards. 845 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,200 - Pansy. - You golf too, huh? 846 00:55:57,300 --> 00:56:00,700 - Mm-hmm. - All right. I totally would have gone gay for you also. 847 00:56:00,700 --> 00:56:04,700 I mean, not without the whole man- You know what I'm saying. 848 00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:07,800 Well, sir, flattery will get you another drink. 849 00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:12,000 Wait. No, no. I can't. I can't. I can't. I got this, uh... 850 00:56:12,100 --> 00:56:14,500 Beach Blanket Bingo thing to go to here. 851 00:56:14,600 --> 00:56:16,800 Fine. Leave me. I got Tony. 852 00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:18,700 Oh. Well, you've got the world then. 853 00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:25,300 Hey, why don�t you come with? 854 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:29,900 I don't think a girl should crash your bachelor party. 855 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,800 Come on. It's free booze and drunk spring break kids. 856 00:56:32,900 --> 00:56:35,000 What more could you possibly want from an evening? 857 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,800 Plus, we can gab about centerpieces and bridesmaids' dresses. 858 00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:42,200 You had me at "free booze. " 859 00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:46,000 - I'll see you there, Cleveland Ron. - All right. 860 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:54,700 Hey, Seth. What's goin' on, man? 861 00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:01,100 Hey, any luck finding Tom? Whoa! 862 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,200 All right. Um, you feeling okay, Seth? 863 00:57:05,300 --> 00:57:08,800 No. I am far from okay. Okay? 864 00:57:08,900 --> 00:57:11,100 I needed my medication, only Jason took it. 865 00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:14,300 So Hitler's granddaughter gave me some of these aspirin. 866 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:18,000 Only now everything still hurts and I have this! 867 00:57:18,100 --> 00:57:20,300 Is it supposed to curve like that, man? 868 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:23,600 - No! - Holy baby arm! 869 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:27,800 - This is all your fault! - Okay, how is that my fault? 870 00:57:27,900 --> 00:57:31,400 Because you took my codeine, so I took a bunch of your Viagra! 871 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:36,200 Okay, that's not Viagra, Captain Hook. That's Equine XL. 872 00:57:36,300 --> 00:57:38,400 Wait a minute. What's Equine XL? 873 00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,900 It's boner pills for horses. I get it off this veterinary Web site. 874 00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,600 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, it's awesome. 875 00:57:42,700 --> 00:57:44,700 I gotta get that site. 876 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,700 They were in an aspirin bottle, you degenerate asshole! 877 00:57:47,700 --> 00:57:52,100 - Well, excuse me for exercising a little discretion. - "Exercising discretion"? 878 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:55,400 I can't think of two words that have less in common with you... 879 00:57:55,500 --> 00:57:58,000 than "exercise" and "discretion"! 880 00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,200 Ouch. That hurt, Seth. 881 00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:05,900 I'm gonna giver you something to hurt about, you motherfucker! Come on! 882 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:11,600 Whoa, whoa, whoa! All right, all right! Seth, stop. Stop. 883 00:58:15,500 --> 00:58:17,900 Wet noodle! Wet noodle. 884 00:58:17,900 --> 00:58:20,100 Sorry to interrupt... whatever this is. 885 00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,900 The, uh, party starts in about 1 O minutes. 886 00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:27,600 So, you know, if you just... finish up soon. 887 00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:36,200 All right, Seth, I think you should, um-you should go and... 888 00:58:36,300 --> 00:58:40,600 you know, take care of your little... situation. 889 00:58:40,700 --> 00:58:43,600 - Yeah? Oh, yeah? - Okay, I got it. 890 00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:46,300 We just, uh, call a little call girl. 891 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,700 No, no, no. 892 00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:51,900 I am not letting some diseased hooker touch me down there. 893 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,300 We'll get a nice clean hooker to touch you down there. 894 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:59,100 forget it, fellas. All right? Just forget it. 895 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:07,900 So, uh, are those Capri pants? 896 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:11,200 They're not Capri pants. Capri pants are for women. 897 00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:13,800 Oh. So they're man-pri pants? 898 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:17,700 No. Look, they're cropped slacks, okay? 899 00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:20,600 They're huge in Europe. Huge. 900 00:59:20,700 --> 00:59:23,500 Yeah, George Michael's huge in Europe too. 901 00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:27,900 You ever thought of maybe an ankle bracelet? 902 00:59:27,900 --> 00:59:31,400 - Is he gonna be down soon? - Yeah. He'll be down in a minute. 903 00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:46,200 Be gentle. 904 01:00:16,500 --> 01:00:19,500 Here you go, ladies. 905 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:22,000 Thank you, Flora. 906 01:00:22,100 --> 01:00:24,700 What are we doing here? Not that I'm complaining... 907 01:00:24,800 --> 01:00:27,000 but, you know, the odds of being thrown up on... 908 01:00:27,100 --> 01:00:29,500 by a hardened alcoholic have dropped significantly. 909 01:00:29,600 --> 01:00:31,800 Speaking of. where's Mom? 910 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,500 She's, uh, taking one of her "naps. " 911 01:00:37,500 --> 01:00:42,200 Ah. I wonder who that could be. 912 01:00:48,100 --> 01:00:51,200 - What's going on? - I don't know. 913 01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:57,900 Oh, no. It appears we have some sort of water leak. 914 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:01,600 The plumber's here! 915 01:01:15,300 --> 01:01:20,100 Excuse me, ladies. I understand you're having some problems with your plumbing. 916 01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:51,500 - Okay. - I may have to pull out my special tool for this job. 917 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:57,900 Don�t you worry. I'm accustomed to working with a lot of pipe. 918 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:03,900 Oh, my God! Are those Jimmy Choo's? 919 01:02:12,100 --> 01:02:16,800 Flora! 920 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:18,900 Go, plumber! Go, plumber! Go, plumber! 921 01:02:19,000 --> 01:02:22,400 Go, go! Go, plumber! Go, plumber! Go, plumber! 922 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:28,000 Go, go! Go, plumber! Go, plumber! 923 01:02:28,100 --> 01:02:31,200 Go, plumber! Go, plumber! 924 01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,100 Go, go! Go, plumber! 925 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:37,800 What in fuck's name is going on? 926 01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:41,700 And where did Tommy Tune here come from? 927 01:02:41,700 --> 01:02:45,300 Mother! It's Mel's bachelor party. This is the stripper. 928 01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,400 Hi. Love your house. 929 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:49,700 Thanks, Sally. 930 01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:53,000 Jesus, Autumn! 931 01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:57,000 This guy likes cock more than anyone else in this room. 932 01:02:57,100 --> 01:03:00,200 - Excuse me, Mother, but we were in the middle- - But nothing. 933 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:03,700 No daughter of mine is going to have a one-man rendition... 934 01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:06,800 o5 _ Chorus line for her bachelor party. 935 01:03:06,900 --> 01:03:10,000 Oh, really? Well, what do you wanna do that's so great? 936 01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:16,700 We'll go to my book club. 937 01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:27,900 Oh, I'll take that. Definitely don't need that. 938 01:03:34,300 --> 01:03:36,500 - Oh. - Thanks. 939 01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:38,900 - You got it? - Yeah. 940 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,300 - All right. - Gentlemen, to a night we will never forget. 941 01:03:42,300 --> 01:03:44,500 - Cheers. - Hear! Hear! 942 01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:48,400 Oh. 943 01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,600 See ya later, guys. 944 01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:57,100 - Whoa. Whoa. Feeling a little woozy. - You all right? 945 01:03:57,100 --> 01:04:00,100 I think this erection's draining the blood from my brain. 946 01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:02,500 I'm disgusting. 947 01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:05,900 Okay, okay. Fair-weather friends, Ron. Those are fair-weather friends. 948 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,600 I am not gonna let a little pissin' and moanin' ruin your bachelor party. 949 01:04:09,700 --> 01:04:12,100 - All right, brother? Yeah! - All right. 950 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:16,200 - Hang on a second. - And off he goes. 951 01:04:16,300 --> 01:04:19,000 Oh. Well, thank you. 952 01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:22,500 Really? Does that come with a side of Tampax? 953 01:04:22,500 --> 01:04:27,200 Not tonight. Tonight we roll V.I.P. 954 01:04:34,000 --> 01:04:39,600 If you don't already have someone performing your wedding, I'm also a licensed minister. 955 01:04:39,700 --> 01:04:42,800 Uh, that would be just lovely. 956 01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:01,900 rhjs is your book club? 957 01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:07,600 Come on! Go home! 958 01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:10,100 Nobody likes you. 959 01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:12,800 For the love of God, take a rest! 960 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:27,900 So, you guys offer limo service, right? 961 01:05:28,000 --> 01:05:30,000 The presidential suite. 962 01:05:30,100 --> 01:05:35,500 Now, bachelor, I'll bet you're hungry, my dear. 963 01:05:35,600 --> 01:05:39,300 Would you care for a scone? 964 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:41,300 Hi. 965 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:44,100 Grandma Rose? 966 01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:50,600 Well, hello, Melinda dear! 967 01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:56,500 The Japanese have surrendered! The war is over! 968 01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:58,600 Great-Grandma? 969 01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,700 Would you look at us? 970 01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:04,200 Four generations together at book club. 971 01:06:04,300 --> 01:06:06,500 I need a refill. 972 01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:17,600 Come on, baby. Daddy needs a rest. 973 01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:22,500 - Hey, fellas, look, a hot tub! - No, it's- 974 01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,900 It's closed for maintenance. I'm cleaning it. 975 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:27,800 Looks like a clothing optional tub too. 976 01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:31,200 I'm stuck! 977 01:06:32,900 --> 01:06:35,700 - Excuse me. - Oh, God! 978 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:38,500 Looks nice. 979 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:57,400 Well, well, I thought you hadn't made it. 980 01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,600 Sorry, I was just freshening up. 981 01:06:59,700 --> 01:07:02,700 Oh. You freshen up nice. 982 01:07:05,600 --> 01:07:09,400 Half now, half after. 983 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:12,600 And when you're done, you come party with a real man. 984 01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:15,400 Sounds great. 985 01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,600 Go get him. 986 01:07:20,800 --> 01:07:25,600 - Get it ready! It's time for the hot body dance contest! 987 01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:29,500 Now, whoever shakes her thing for the crowd and gets the most applause wins $500! 988 01:07:29,500 --> 01:07:32,100 Are you with me? 989 01:07:32,200 --> 01:07:35,800 Yeah! First up is sexy Kirstein. 990 01:07:43,800 --> 01:07:47,400 Hey, 500 bucks just for shaking your tits? 991 01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:50,600 You should get in on that, man. You got lovely tits. 992 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:52,800 What are they, a full "B" cup? 993 01:07:52,900 --> 01:07:57,400 Don�t you have, like, a lost child and future ex-wife to find? 994 01:07:57,500 --> 01:08:02,200 You know what? That cut. That cut real deep. 995 01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:05,400 Is it gay that we're in this hammock together? 996 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:15,100 - Looks like her years of tap lessons paid off. - Hey. 997 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:21,000 Wow. Uh, this is new. Okay. You look amazing. 998 01:08:21,100 --> 01:08:24,100 I'm-Are you on next or something? 999 01:08:24,200 --> 01:08:26,800 I got disqualified. 'Roids. 1000 01:08:26,900 --> 01:08:30,100 Ah, yes. See, I suspected you might be a juicer. 1001 01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:32,800 - Mojito? - You speak my language. 1002 01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:35,800 - Shall we? - Ah, yes. 1003 01:08:35,900 --> 01:08:38,400 Excuse me, ladies. May I interest you in a cocktail? 1004 01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:43,400 Oh, yes. I slept with a colored man once. 1005 01:08:43,500 --> 01:08:47,000 - Shh! - He was the milkman. 1006 01:08:47,100 --> 01:08:51,700 Oh, he was so big, and black as night. 1007 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:56,700 - Okay, Mother. Okay. - He sure delivered the milk that day! 1008 01:08:56,800 --> 01:09:00,500 Okay, uh, if you�ll all excuse me. 1009 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:03,900 I'm gonna check in with Ron. 1010 01:09:06,700 --> 01:09:09,500 Mmm! 1011 01:09:14,100 --> 01:09:18,800 Ooh, Todd. Looks like Ron forgot his phone. 1012 01:09:18,900 --> 01:09:22,800 Oooh, score. All right, ladies. Get lost. Go. 1013 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:24,700 Okay. See ya. 1014 01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:28,700 Ron's phone. 1015 01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,500 Hey. Todd? 1016 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:34,300 Oh, hi, Mel. You know what? 1017 01:09:34,300 --> 01:09:38,600 I would get Ron, but he's a little, uh, indisposed at the moment. 1018 01:09:38,700 --> 01:09:43,300 - Is he throwing up? He's- He's kind of a lightweight. - Not exactly. 1019 01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:46,600 Mel, are you sure you want to invite this guy into our family? 1020 01:09:46,700 --> 01:09:48,900 What? 1021 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,600 Listen, Ron has been sleeping with everything in a skirt out here. 1022 01:09:51,700 --> 01:09:55,800 Do you guys have some kind of arrangement or something? Hello? 1023 01:09:57,700 --> 01:10:00,200 Mel? 1024 01:10:00,300 --> 01:10:03,600 Next stop, corner office! More shots! 1025 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:05,900 - Ooh! - Shots! 1026 01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:10,800 It doesn't seem like Ron at all. 1027 01:10:10,900 --> 01:10:14,500 It's better you found out now. 1028 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:19,000 Next time he falls asleep, cut one of his balls off. That'll teach him. 1029 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:21,600 Not now, Mother! 1030 01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:26,400 - I have to see him. Tonight. - You want to go to Miami tonight? 1031 01:10:26,500 --> 01:10:30,600 I'll call your father. We can take the jet. 1032 01:10:41,200 --> 01:10:46,000 Ooh-hoo. All right, guys, give it up one more time for Candy! 1033 01:10:49,300 --> 01:10:51,700 All right. Last but certainly not least... 1034 01:10:51,800 --> 01:10:55,500 we have the beautiful... Jason? 1035 01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:04,100 - Oh, my God! - Oh, God. 1036 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:13,900 Get off the stage, loser! 1037 01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:27,700 - Yeah! - Whoo! 1038 01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:03,000 - Yeah! - Whoo! Yeah! 1039 01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:06,800 All right, guys. This is crazy. 1040 01:12:06,900 --> 01:12:11,200 For the first time in club history we have a tie... 1041 01:12:11,300 --> 01:12:14,300 between Candy... 1042 01:12:14,300 --> 01:12:18,400 and Jason! 1043 01:12:20,700 --> 01:12:25,100 Now, right here, that can only mean one thing. I'm talking about a dance of_ 1044 01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:32,500 - You're going down, fatty. - Oh, bring it on, sugar tits. 1045 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:34,200 First up, Candy! 1046 01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:40,600 Don't get mad, girl. 1047 01:14:12,900 --> 01:14:15,400 Oh, that is not nice. 1048 01:14:18,900 --> 01:14:22,300 Oh, man, you can't beat that. You can't beat that. 1049 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:33,500 Jason! Jason! Jason! 1050 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:46,000 Jason! Jason! Jason! 1051 01:14:46,100 --> 01:14:50,100 Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! 1052 01:14:50,200 --> 01:14:52,700 Jason! Jason! Jason! 1053 01:14:56,800 --> 01:14:59,300 Yeah! 1054 01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:05,200 Yeah! 1055 01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:09,100 We have a winner! Big Jason! 1056 01:15:16,400 --> 01:15:20,000 I do not know where they are. 1057 01:15:20,100 --> 01:15:24,800 - Maybe they took a few groupies back to the hotel or something. 1058 01:15:27,900 --> 01:15:31,200 Is it me or is it freezing? 1059 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:35,600 Um, we can go. You-You wanna go? 1060 01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:38,800 - Yeah, let's go. - All right. 1061 01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:53,100 - Hey, hey. Ron just left with Eva. - Perfect. 1062 01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:56,400 Just to be sure, get every hot piece of ass here back to the suite. 1063 01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:59,500 Okay. Hey, what should I tell them? 1064 01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:03,100 I don't give a shit. Get it done or you�re gonna be walking back to Cleveland. 1065 01:16:03,200 --> 01:16:05,600 - All right? - Okay. 1066 01:16:05,700 --> 01:16:09,900 Yeah. Thanks, bro. Man, I've always wanted one of these. 1067 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:13,200 Guys! Guys! 1068 01:16:13,300 --> 01:16:16,200 Come here. Oh, thank God. Thank God! 1069 01:16:16,200 --> 01:16:20,200 You have no idea what I've been through. Help me get me out of this Chlamydia stew! 1070 01:16:20,200 --> 01:16:22,800 Come on, man! 1071 01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:27,400 I swear to God, if I see anymore man junk on this trip, I'm gonna gouge my eyes out. 1072 01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:31,200 - Who's the degenerate now? - Okay? Get a girlfriend. 1073 01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:33,600 - Are you serious? - Get a watermelon. 1074 01:16:33,700 --> 01:16:36,800 Are you serious? Hey, come on! 1075 01:16:36,900 --> 01:16:40,100 I- I think I lost a ball! 1076 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:42,600 Hey, fellas, look, a hot tub. 1077 01:16:45,900 --> 01:16:50,600 I'm worried about you, and I love you. Okay? 1078 01:16:50,700 --> 01:16:53,500 Okay, good-bye. 1079 01:16:53,600 --> 01:16:56,200 - That was weird. - What? 1080 01:16:56,200 --> 01:16:58,500 My dad. We had a fight today... 1081 01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:02,500 and he actually apologized, which is a first. 1082 01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:06,900 Hey, driver, are there any karaoke bars around here? 1083 01:17:14,200 --> 01:17:20,100 Get down here! This guy just invited us to Justin Timberlake's hotel room! 1084 01:17:20,100 --> 01:17:25,500 Congratulations to Jeff for earning his one-year chip! 1085 01:17:33,400 --> 01:17:38,900 And next up, we have Betty who has earned her six-month chip. 1086 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,200 Come on up here, Betty! 1087 01:17:45,700 --> 01:17:48,800 Excuse me. Is this the Timberlake orgy? 1088 01:17:48,900 --> 01:17:53,100 - Um, no, afraid not. - Sorry. 1089 01:17:57,500 --> 01:18:00,300 Betty? Where are you? Betty? Wait! 1090 01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:05,400 No, don't go! You must avoid your lust triggers! 1091 01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:19,700 Justin! 1092 01:18:32,000 --> 01:18:35,400 Wow. You look tense. 1093 01:18:35,500 --> 01:18:40,200 Uh, yeah, yeah. It's been a tense weekend. Let me ask you something. 1094 01:18:40,300 --> 01:18:45,000 Is a bachelor party the last chance for someone to convince the bachelor... 1095 01:18:45,100 --> 01:18:47,400 that they're making a huge mistake? Is that it? 1096 01:18:47,400 --> 01:18:49,500 I don't know. Are you? 1097 01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:52,200 - What? Making a mistake? - Yeah. 1098 01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:55,000 I don't know. I- I don't think so. 1099 01:18:55,100 --> 01:18:59,600 You don't think so? Well, if that�s not true love, I don't know what is. 1100 01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:03,300 Okay, well, in your infinite wisdom... 1101 01:19:03,400 --> 01:19:08,100 maybe you can tell me how do you know that your fianc� is the one? 1102 01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:10,600 I never said he was. 1103 01:19:12,800 --> 01:19:14,800 Well, why did you say "yes"? 1104 01:19:14,900 --> 01:19:18,000 'Cause he asked, I guess. 1105 01:19:18,100 --> 01:19:21,200 Look, I'm not the one with the wedding date. 1106 01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:24,700 Life is short and I want to be sure. 1107 01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:44,300 - I love Miami. - Sonny. 1108 01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:47,100 Oh. Hey, Betty. 1109 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:49,600 So, I've got a few friends that are in need of your expertise. 1110 01:19:49,700 --> 01:19:53,700 - Oh. Well, okay. - All right. Come on, girls. 1111 01:19:53,800 --> 01:19:57,000 Oh. Uh- Oh. 1112 01:19:57,100 --> 01:20:01,400 I don't know, Betty. I mean, my penis is really tired. 1113 01:20:01,400 --> 01:20:04,900 Your cock can sleep when it's dead. 1114 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,200 - Okay? - Yeah, yeah. Yeah! 1115 01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:10,200 - Okay. Yeah, let's do this! - Oh, good! 1116 01:20:10,300 --> 01:20:14,300 Okay, first bedroom on the right. 1117 01:20:14,400 --> 01:20:18,900 Yeah, I can't wait. Tall. Blonde. You're getting it. 1118 01:20:18,900 --> 01:20:23,000 Here you go. I'm outta here. Witness the sickness! 1119 01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:26,300 Hey. Go get some hair plugs. 1120 01:20:33,400 --> 01:20:35,400 Come on. Where's Ron? 1121 01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,700 My God! 1122 01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:44,700 I know they're sex addicts, but come on! 1123 01:20:46,600 --> 01:20:49,600 You guys seen a kid, huh? Anybody, you seen a kid? 1124 01:20:49,700 --> 01:20:52,900 You seen a kid? 1125 01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:56,000 - Hey, Seth. - Hey. 1126 01:20:56,100 --> 01:20:59,700 - How'd you get out of the hot tub, man? - I don't want to talk about it. 1127 01:20:59,700 --> 01:21:02,300 Sebastian and Meat, this is Derek. 1128 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:06,300 Derek, Sebastian, Meat. 1129 01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:08,400 Have you seen, uh- seen Tommy anywhere? 1130 01:21:08,500 --> 01:21:10,900 - No, sorry. - Meat? 1131 01:21:12,300 --> 01:21:16,600 All right. Let me know, man. Tommy? 1132 01:21:16,700 --> 01:21:21,700 Well, I'm gonna take the longest shower in recorded history. 1133 01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:24,100 Make yourselves at home. 1134 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:42,900 Tommy! 1135 01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:47,100 Tommy. Where have you been? 1136 01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:51,700 I've been so worried about you. What are you wearing? 1137 01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:56,500 - Who's your friend? - Dad, this is Sonia Hernandez Murphy. 1138 01:21:56,600 --> 01:22:01,300 Murphy. Okay, okay. Yeah, same last name. Small world. 1139 01:22:01,400 --> 01:22:06,600 Dad, this is the woman you married last night. 1140 01:22:06,600 --> 01:22:09,400 Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. 1141 01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:12,500 I didn't recognize you. You see, last night- 1142 01:22:12,600 --> 01:22:14,700 You were hammered. 1143 01:22:14,700 --> 01:22:17,100 It's so good to see you! 1144 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,200 Okay, okay. 1145 01:22:19,300 --> 01:22:24,000 Yeah. Uh, Tommy, can I see you for a sec? 1146 01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:26,100 Excuse me, Sonia. 1147 01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:28,800 How did you find her? 1148 01:22:28,800 --> 01:22:31,300 I checked out a couple karaoke bars. 1149 01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:34,300 What? Karaoke bars? 1150 01:22:34,300 --> 01:22:38,000 Dad, you love karaoke. Mom loves karaoke. 1151 01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:42,100 So do your other ex-wives. So why would number four be any different? 1152 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:44,900 Now listen. She's an aerobics instructor... 1153 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:49,900 Loves merlot, hates smoking, and her family owns the Miami Dolphins. 1154 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:53,400 - Holy shit. Really? - Yeah, she's loaded. 1155 01:22:53,500 --> 01:22:56,600 So don't blow this. Now go talk to your wife. 1156 01:23:00,500 --> 01:23:03,400 Sonia! 1157 01:23:17,700 --> 01:23:21,100 It's so clean and organized. 1158 01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:23,000 It's so German. 1159 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:30,300 Whoa. 1160 01:23:34,100 --> 01:23:38,000 Oh, my God. 1161 01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:40,900 Seth! 1162 01:23:40,900 --> 01:23:44,200 Oh, hey. 1163 01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:47,300 Gerda. Hi. I was... just gonna borrow some Purell. 1164 01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:52,400 No, it's not- it's not what it looks like. I was- 1165 01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:54,800 - Oh, Seth! - No! 1166 01:23:54,900 --> 01:23:58,900 - Oh, Seth, yes! - Okay. 1167 01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:03,400 Well, I-I- I've never been married... 1168 01:24:03,500 --> 01:24:07,900 so I don't have a lot of experience with this subject matter. 1169 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:12,200 But with Mel... 1170 01:24:12,300 --> 01:24:14,900 things just feel right. 1171 01:24:16,500 --> 01:24:19,200 Hmm. Well... 1172 01:24:21,900 --> 01:24:24,600 what about this? 1173 01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:30,000 - Does this feel right? - Uh- I, um- I, uh-Who needs a drink? 1174 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:32,400 Yes, let's have a toast. 1175 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:34,700 - Oh, yeah. - To life being short. 1176 01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:39,000 Um- 1177 01:24:56,800 --> 01:25:00,400 Wait, wait, wait, wait. We-We can't-We can't do this. 1178 01:25:00,500 --> 01:25:02,900 I know that what I'm doing is right. 1179 01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:06,600 And Mel is the one for me. I'm sure of that. 1180 01:25:08,100 --> 01:25:11,300 And I know that your fianc�... 1181 01:25:11,400 --> 01:25:14,000 is an incredibly lucky man... 1182 01:25:14,100 --> 01:25:18,300 to be marrying an amazing woman like- like you. 1183 01:25:18,300 --> 01:25:22,800 - I'm sorry. - Don't. Please, don't apologize. 1184 01:25:22,800 --> 01:25:27,800 Yes, I-I should because I'm- I'm not getting married. 1185 01:25:27,900 --> 01:25:30,600 And I'm far from an amazing woman. 1186 01:25:30,700 --> 01:25:34,500 But you�re a really good guy... 1187 01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:37,500 unlike your buddy Todd. 1188 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:43,000 What? 1189 01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:01,300 Jesus! 1190 01:26:07,600 --> 01:26:10,500 - Oh, Seth! Seth! - I'm going to hell! 1191 01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:14,800 I'm going to hell, but it's okay. I'm sorry, Grandma! 1192 01:26:14,900 --> 01:26:17,000 I�m so sorry! 1193 01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:20,900 - Oh, God! - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 1194 01:26:26,900 --> 01:26:29,600 What are you doing here? Where's Ron? 1195 01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:34,500 Sleeping it off on the beach. Mission accomplished. 1196 01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:36,800 Really? Well, I need proof. 1197 01:26:38,300 --> 01:26:40,700 Oh, I've got it. Pictures galore. 1198 01:26:40,800 --> 01:26:44,100 Excellent. Let's see. 1199 01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:46,900 We could do that now, or... 1200 01:26:46,900 --> 01:26:49,900 you and I could celebrate. 1201 01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:52,800 Billy. 1202 01:26:52,800 --> 01:26:54,800 Leave now. 1203 01:26:58,500 --> 01:27:00,200 Dut, dut, dut, dut, dut. 1204 01:27:00,300 --> 01:27:02,500 By the way... 1205 01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:04,800 I like to get wild. 1206 01:27:09,700 --> 01:27:12,900 You like to get wild, don�t you, Todd? 1207 01:27:12,900 --> 01:27:14,900 Oh. 1208 01:27:17,100 --> 01:27:19,400 Hey, fellas. 1209 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:23,600 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 1210 01:27:23,700 --> 01:27:27,100 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 1211 01:27:27,100 --> 01:27:31,200 Mazeltov! 1212 01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:46,400 Where is she going? 1213 01:27:46,500 --> 01:27:50,000 She went home. I told her I'd see her tomorrow at the annulment. 1214 01:27:50,100 --> 01:27:52,400 You're not gonna stay with her? She's perfect! 1215 01:27:52,500 --> 01:27:54,600 I know that, buddy, but I told her... 1216 01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:59,000 I've got a couple of very important things back in Cleveland. 1217 01:27:59,100 --> 01:28:02,100 That was stupid. She's rich! 1218 01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:06,300 You gotta relax, okay? We're still dating. We're gonna do the long-distance thing. 1219 01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:10,900 I'm not that stupid. Right? Hang on a sec. 1220 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:12,700 See, he was wondemul. 1221 01:28:12,800 --> 01:28:14,900 Excuse me, ladies. 1222 01:28:14,900 --> 01:28:18,000 Hi. I, uh- I hate to ask this... 1223 01:28:18,000 --> 01:28:21,500 but what exactly is Jason�s- 1224 01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:24,900 Uh, Sonny's secret? 1225 01:28:24,900 --> 01:28:27,400 I don't know what to tell you, Rico. It's a God-given talent. 1226 01:28:27,400 --> 01:28:30,300 - He's like Mother Teresa. - Wait a minute. 1227 01:28:30,400 --> 01:28:33,700 He's like Mother Teresa in the sack? 1228 01:28:33,800 --> 01:28:36,700 Yeah, he is. I just wish he was staying longer. 1229 01:28:36,700 --> 01:28:40,000 There are so many more of us that need to be cured. 1230 01:28:40,000 --> 01:28:43,000 Cured? The only thing that guy could cure is a ham! 1231 01:28:43,100 --> 01:28:46,500 I've been a sex addict all my life. I have tried everything. 1232 01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:51,200 Even electroshock therapy. Nothing worked... until I slept with Sonny. 1233 01:28:51,300 --> 01:28:56,000 It was so- foul. 1234 01:28:56,100 --> 01:29:00,800 I don't think I'll ever have sex again! He's an angel. 1235 01:29:00,900 --> 01:29:04,400 Hey, he is an angel. 1236 01:29:04,500 --> 01:29:06,700 - Well, thanks, ladies. - Yeah, sure. 1237 01:29:10,100 --> 01:29:12,100 He's an angel. 1238 01:29:15,900 --> 01:29:19,100 Whoo! I am wiped out. 1239 01:29:19,200 --> 01:29:22,200 Man, those chicks were passing me around like the Stanley Cup in there. 1240 01:29:22,300 --> 01:29:26,400 - I bet they were, you pathetic- - Sonny Crockett, you're the man. 1241 01:29:26,500 --> 01:29:31,300 Ah, I do my best. Now, I gotta find a little beverage, replenish my fluids. 1242 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:33,400 Yeah. 1243 01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:36,900 I was gonna rip him a new one. 1244 01:29:36,900 --> 01:29:40,700 Sometimes you gotta let your buddies have their little moment in the sun, okay? 1245 01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:43,600 And besides, we're gonna be able to hang this over him forever. 1246 01:29:43,600 --> 01:29:45,600 Oh, yeah. 1247 01:29:45,900 --> 01:29:50,600 Ooh. Mmm, all right. Come on. Let's do this. 1248 01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:53,600 - One more thing. - What? 1249 01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:02,900 What-What are you doing? 1250 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:07,400 Well, you know, Todd, I thought a lot about what you said... 1251 01:30:07,500 --> 01:30:10,000 and you were right. 1252 01:30:10,100 --> 01:30:15,400 - I do want a threesome. - I meant two girls, okay? 1253 01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:17,600 Two girls! Okay? 1254 01:30:19,500 --> 01:30:21,900 Come on, buddy. 1255 01:30:21,900 --> 01:30:25,500 Don�t you wanna go balls to the wall? 1256 01:30:27,900 --> 01:30:30,300 No, I-I- I don't. 1257 01:30:34,800 --> 01:30:38,100 Guess what everybody. I'm free from my penis! 1258 01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:47,500 I'm totally flaccid. It's great! 1259 01:30:47,500 --> 01:30:50,000 What, did your horse stif_juice run out? 1260 01:30:50,000 --> 01:30:52,700 Not exactly. 1261 01:30:55,700 --> 01:30:58,300 What are you gonna do with that? 1262 01:30:58,300 --> 01:31:02,000 - Oh. - Seth. 1263 01:31:02,100 --> 01:31:05,800 - Rar, rar, rar, rar. - You slept with the Nazi? 1264 01:31:05,900 --> 01:31:10,600 She's a total neat freak, man, just like me. I it�s like we were destined to meet. 1265 01:31:10,700 --> 01:31:15,800 - Seth, you're a Jew. - A self-loathing Jew. It's perfect! 1266 01:31:20,900 --> 01:31:23,800 Hey, have, uh, you guys seen Ron? 1267 01:31:23,800 --> 01:31:27,000 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1268 01:31:27,000 --> 01:31:29,600 Ron, listen, it's cool. 1269 01:31:29,700 --> 01:31:34,900 Okay, it's cool. I like you. Okay? This is just- It's not my thing! 1270 01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:37,700 - Okay? - Shh. 1271 01:31:37,800 --> 01:31:42,700 If this is going to be special, I need it to be silent. 1272 01:31:42,700 --> 01:31:46,300 Oh, God. 1273 01:31:46,400 --> 01:31:51,900 Oh, God, no. No, listen. listen. 1274 01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:56,300 Hey, Billy, have you seen- Jesus Christ! What the fuck, Ron? 1275 01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:58,500 What? What? No, it's not what it looks like. 1276 01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:01,700 Todd was tying to break Mel and I up... 1277 01:32:01,700 --> 01:32:04,700 because he was worried I was gonna replace him at Mel's dad's company. 1278 01:32:04,800 --> 01:32:08,700 I don't even want the job, you dumb shit! All I want is Mel. 1279 01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:14,500 So in retaliation you decided to rape him? 1280 01:32:14,600 --> 01:32:16,900 I can respect that. 1281 01:32:17,000 --> 01:32:22,500 Hey, fellas, looks like the real party's in here. 1282 01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:28,200 So, is there an agreed upon safe word or what? 1283 01:32:28,300 --> 01:32:30,700 It's not what you think. 1284 01:32:37,800 --> 01:32:41,900 Mel. 1285 01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:44,900 You are sick. 1286 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:48,400 I- No, no, wait! It's not what you think. Todd set me up! 1287 01:32:48,500 --> 01:32:51,900 Wait, no. Honey! Hey! 1288 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:54,400 No. 1289 01:32:57,600 --> 01:33:01,000 What the hell is he talking about? 1290 01:33:01,000 --> 01:33:03,000 Ask him. 1291 01:33:08,700 --> 01:33:11,300 Mel! 1292 01:33:13,900 --> 01:33:15,800 Mel! 1293 01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:20,900 Hey! 1294 01:33:21,000 --> 01:33:23,600 Wait, wait, wait Hang on! 1295 01:33:26,800 --> 01:33:31,600 So he set this whole thing up to get Ron to cheat. Sorry. 1296 01:33:31,700 --> 01:33:35,300 Fuck you. 1297 01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:40,000 - Is this true? - Sweetheart, he's- he's lying. 1298 01:33:40,000 --> 01:33:42,200 You are so fucking fired, Billy! 1299 01:33:42,300 --> 01:33:45,500 Really, huh? After all I've done. 1300 01:33:45,500 --> 01:33:49,300 He's been skimming off the top for years and sleeping with Angela in Accounting. 1301 01:33:49,300 --> 01:33:51,900 She gave him crabs. I bought the cream. 1302 01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:54,800 - Bullshit! - Bastard! 1303 01:33:54,900 --> 01:33:58,000 Okay, everybody out of the room. 1304 01:33:58,100 --> 01:34:01,400 - Now, Autumn, honey- - I said out now! 1305 01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:11,200 - Angela in Accounting! - Baby, I can explain. 1306 01:34:11,300 --> 01:34:15,200 Look at me! You son of a bitch! 1307 01:34:15,300 --> 01:34:17,900 Mel! 1308 01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:24,400 It's my fianc�e. It's all a big misunderstanding. 1309 01:34:24,500 --> 01:34:29,000 Hang on! We're taking a shortcut! 1310 01:34:30,900 --> 01:34:33,500 Look out! Look out! 1311 01:34:44,600 --> 01:34:47,400 Mel! Mel! 1312 01:34:47,400 --> 01:34:50,100 Take the wheel! 1313 01:34:50,100 --> 01:34:52,700 - Mel, let's talk. - Leave me alone! 1314 01:34:59,300 --> 01:35:01,600 Ron! 1315 01:35:03,500 --> 01:35:06,500 - Ron! - Mel! Mel! Mel, listen. 1316 01:35:06,600 --> 01:35:09,200 Listen, listen, listen. Todd thought I was going to take his job. 1317 01:35:09,300 --> 01:35:12,800 - He wanted to get rid of me, so he's tried to set me up. - He what? 1318 01:35:12,900 --> 01:35:17,000 What were you doing in that room? I saw you! 1319 01:35:17,100 --> 01:35:20,800 We were just tying to scare him, that's all! That's all we were doing. 1320 01:35:20,900 --> 01:35:26,500 Mel, you know me. And you know that I love you. And I would never cheat on you. 1321 01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:30,700 Come on. Listen! This-This weekend... 1322 01:35:30,700 --> 01:35:34,900 I have heard nothing- nothing but reasons why we should not get married. 1323 01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:37,900 You know, that it's-it's- it's too soon... 1324 01:35:37,900 --> 01:35:39,900 that marriage is a dead institution... 1325 01:35:40,000 --> 01:35:43,200 that golf is boring if you play only one hole the rest of your life. 1326 01:35:43,300 --> 01:35:45,600 What are you talking about? 1327 01:35:45,700 --> 01:35:47,400 I don't know! 1328 01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:51,400 Look, look. Listen, listen. What I mean is this. 1329 01:35:51,400 --> 01:35:57,300 What I'm tying to say is that no matter what anyone else tells me... 1330 01:35:57,400 --> 01:36:01,600 all I can think about is the next time I get to stare into your eyes. 1331 01:36:01,700 --> 01:36:07,200 And if I get a chance to do that everyday for the rest of my life... 1332 01:36:07,300 --> 01:36:09,500 that sounds like a pretty good deal to me. 1333 01:36:21,300 --> 01:36:24,700 - I'm ready to elope. - You're ready to- 1334 01:36:24,700 --> 01:36:27,800 I'm sick of this bride-to-be stuff. I'm ready to elope. 1335 01:36:27,900 --> 01:36:31,700 Okay. Are you- Are you serious? 1336 01:36:31,700 --> 01:36:35,400 'Cause I think Derek actually knows a place that- that we can- could go. 1337 01:36:35,500 --> 01:36:40,500 I am-Actually, I think I know someone who can help us. 1338 01:36:48,300 --> 01:36:53,500 Do you, Ron, take Melinda to be your lawfully wedded wife? 1339 01:36:53,600 --> 01:36:56,500 - I do. - Do you, Melinda... 1340 01:36:56,600 --> 01:36:59,700 take Ron to be your lawfully wedded husband? 1341 01:36:59,700 --> 01:37:02,500 I do. 1342 01:37:02,500 --> 01:37:05,800 Way to go, Ron! 1343 01:37:05,900 --> 01:37:10,300 - Sorry, Mel. - It's okay. 1344 01:37:10,400 --> 01:37:15,000 By the power vested in me and the state of Florida... 1345 01:37:15,100 --> 01:37:16,900 I now pronounce you man and wife. 1346 01:37:17,000 --> 01:37:20,700 You may kiss your bride, Papi. 1347 01:37:27,800 --> 01:37:30,500 Oh, thank God. I'm starving. 1348 01:37:30,600 --> 01:37:34,200 Yeah, I could really go for a pizza. 1349 01:37:34,300 --> 01:37:36,400 You like pizza? 1350 01:37:48,100 --> 01:37:51,500 Aloha, welcome! 1351 01:37:51,600 --> 01:37:57,000 Aloha back at ya. Last name Rhodes, checking into the honeymoon suite! 1352 01:37:57,100 --> 01:38:01,500 I'm sorry, ma'am. It appears the honeymoon suite is booked for another party. 1353 01:38:01,600 --> 01:38:04,400 Well, check again. It's my honeymoon! 1354 01:38:04,400 --> 01:38:08,900 Calvin, tell this man you made the reservation in the honeymoon suite. 1355 01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:11,700 - Baby, the thing is- - Don�t you "baby" me! 1356 01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:14,900 I didn't wait 17 years... 1357 01:38:14,900 --> 01:38:18,100 to not have my honeymoon in the honeymoon suite. 1358 01:38:18,200 --> 01:38:21,700 Hi. Checking into the honeymoon suite. Last name Simmons. 1359 01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:25,000 You- 1360 01:38:26,400 --> 01:38:28,900 You son of a bitch! 1361 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:33,300 Hey, you. Small world, huh? 1362 01:38:33,400 --> 01:38:36,400 I'm gonna kill you! 1363 01:38:36,500 --> 01:38:38,900 No, get back! Get back! You are nuts! 1364 01:38:39,000 --> 01:38:43,400 - Get over here, you son of a bitch! - Mel! Mel! 1365 01:38:43,500 --> 01:38:46,700 Get your ass over here! 1366 01:38:46,800 --> 01:38:49,600 You son of a bitch! 1367 01:38:49,700 --> 01:38:54,400 - That's my ring! - That was my grandmother's ring! 1368 01:38:54,500 --> 01:38:56,900 - You little shit! - Get away from me! 1369 01:38:57,000 --> 01:38:59,100 You need some therapy, woman! 106518