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Thick pea soup,
spreadable turkey paste,
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one tin of corned beef,
two cubes of meat broth,
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five boiled sweets, one...
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Ooh, actually, have we got
any boiled sweets?
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I think I'm craving pear drops.
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You're joking? I only just got back
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from getting you
that watermelon.
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I thought I fancied it.
What do you want?
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A square of chocolate,
four dry biscuits...
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BOTH: and a packet of oatmeal.
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It's a ration pack.
It's always a ration pack.
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Well, it would keep you going
for 24 hours,
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more if you ration it.
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You'd ration a ration pack?
Yeah.
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KITTY: I'm so bored of Food Club.
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It's always the same -
egg atop a cutlet.
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Bum and chips.
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Ooh.
Liquid lunch.
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Heyyy!
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Go on, then. How much
was a pint in your day?
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Oh, for the plebs - £1.90.
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Commons members' bar -
87 pence, sir.
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What? Oh, God, I like the
sound of that members' bar.
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Yeah, you should do.
You paid for it.
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CHUCKLING
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Sorry, are we still playing
Food Club,
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or shall I just whip out
the Cock Soc?
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Oh, Cocktail Society!
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ROBIN: No, no, no, no.
FANNY: Not that again.
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How about a nice round of
Grandmother Went To The Shop?
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Boring!
ALL GROAN
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This not boring.
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First 8,000 years were boring.
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He's right.
Yeah.
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It's going to be
a very long eternity
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if we're already bored
of everything.
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Oh, what are we going to do?
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Bored of everything! Ah!
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PAT: Guys, it's fine.
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We just need to think
of some fun new pastimes
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to while away the...
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Oh, I've got one.
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You commit a murder.
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BOTH: Happens.
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The judge throws the book at you.
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A life sentence? Death sentence.
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GASPS
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The gallows await.
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What...
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..would be your last meal?
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ALL: Well, that's just Food Club!
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Je voudrais un cafe noir, s'il vous
plait.
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Et un croissant pour ma soeur.
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OK. For the last time, you don't
need to learn French.
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She's bringing an interpreter.
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Yeah, but she'll like
that I've made an effort.
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She'll think it's...
..trezz bien.
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All right, listen to me.
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The only reason they'd send
the head of the company,
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the big cheese... Grand fromage.
Stop it!
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is so that she can sign off
on the plot, which means
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that this golf course deal
is in the bag.
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As long as we don't come
across as insane.
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OK? So there's no need
for grand gestures
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or the hard sell
or to speak French.
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We just need to seem like
nice, normal people
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you want to do business with.
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Oh, speaking of business...
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No.
No, no. Hear me out.
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So if this land deal goes
through...
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Mm.
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..then we get some money.
That's it.
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It's a one-time thing. But...
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..what if there was a way to
keep some incoming income...
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..coming in?
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Yeah! Now you're interested.
I'm not. I'm absolutely not.
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It was something you said,
actually.
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Well, you said Julian said.
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A members' bar. Hmm?
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Look, with the gatehouse gone,
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we've got the old breakfast room
and office doing nothing,
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so why not lease it
to the golf club
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as a members' bar, which we run?
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Then the income from that
pays for us to live
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in the rest of the house.
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OK. That is actually
not a bad idea.
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Right? It's a win-win.
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But now is not the time to be
throwing in curveballs.
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OK? We just need
to get the deal on the table
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signed and sealed,
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and then we can talk about
this bar idea tomorrow.
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But she's coming today,
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and this might be my last chance
to pitch this tete-a-tete.
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Please. Please,
I am begging you
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as your loving, full-of-baby wife,
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no curveballs, no French,
no pitching mad ideas.
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Not today. OK?
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INHALES
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Je ne comprends pas.
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Oy.
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Je n'aime pas
la musique moderne.
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Ou habites-tu, mademoiselle?
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Well, we could at least try it.
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We talked about this.
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Sitting in silence
is not a pastime.
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Ou est la gare, s'il vous plait?
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Je pense que la gare
principale est proche d'ici,
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dans le village a cote, je crois,
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mais tu devrais
demander a ta femme.
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FOOTSTEPS DEPART
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What?
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You speak French.
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Bah, oui, je me defends.
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So I said to him,
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"Give me one good reason why I
should not run you through."
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To which he replied,
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"I shall give you two!
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"One, because I know you to
be a patient man.
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"And as for the second...
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.. "I shall tell you tomorrow."
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LAUGHS UPROARIOUSLY
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BOTH LAUGH
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HEAVENLY MUSIC
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Onward, Rohr.
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Ever onward!
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Will...
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MELANCHOLY MUSIC
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DOOR OPENS
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Bone Hall. Quoi?
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Too grand to sit idle.
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24 rooms. 400 acres.
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A home befitting the
bloodline. Ha!
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My gift to the bride and groom.
What say you?
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She said it looks so perfect
she could not wait to explore.
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Ha! You hear that, Humphrey?
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Je n'aime pas ca ici.
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Je ferai retraite a ma chambre
a la maison.
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Je ne veux pas rester ici.
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What'd you say?
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I said, "You're a dark horse."
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Un noir cheval.
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Oh!
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Un cheval sombre.
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Yeah.
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Hey! You speak your second language
better than your first.
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LAUGHS
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I had a good teacher.
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Right, where were we?
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Staring into the abyss
of eternity.
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Is there a way to watch This Morning
from the very beginning?
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The abyss deepens.
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No, it should be
something active,
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some sort of game.
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Or we could put on a show.
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There are shows on television.
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No, it should be a game.
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No, let's put on a show.
Television.
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Game.
Show.
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Television! Game.
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Show.
Television.
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Game. Show.
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Television.
Game!
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Show!
WHIMPERS
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..et une si belle campagne.
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And a very, very beautiful
countryside.
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Oh, yeah.
Well, we're very lucky.
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Oui, nous avons
beaucoup de chance.
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Oh, this is my husband, Mike.
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Et voici mon mari, Mike.
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Mike. Sabine.
Hello. Hi.
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Bonjour.
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Bonjour. Bonjour. Hello.
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Bonjour. Hello.
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Oh, and bonjour to you.
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Et bonjour a vous. Hein?
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No, that was...
That was for you.
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Non, non, c'etait pour vous.
Oui, bonjour?
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Yes, hello.
No, for you, that one.
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OK. So shall we go and see
this golf course, then?
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On va regarder le terrain de golf?
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Ah, oui.
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Est-ce que je peux
laisser ca la-bas?
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SABINE: Donc, d'abord il faut...
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Why are you being so weird?
I'm not being weird.
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He's being weird.
He repeats everything.
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That's his job. And can you
stop speaking French?
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Why?
Because that's also his job.
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And you promised.
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No, I didn't.
Well, promise now.
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What's in the bag?
Promise and I'll tell you.
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Tell me and I'll promise. Don't you
play that game with me.
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Well, just show me that...
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Are we...? Yeah. Yeah. Coming.
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Yeah, yeah, of course.
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Bizarre.
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PAT HUMS THE TUNE
TO BLANKETY BLANK
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♪ Blankety blank Blankety blank
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♪ Boom-boom
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♪ Blankety blank Blankety blank!
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♪ Boom-boom! ♪
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And joining us
on the panel tonight...
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♪ Blankety blank... ♪
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Stephanie Button,
Katherine Higham,
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Humphrey Bowen,
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Thomas Thorne,
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Robin... Robin
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and the rest of Humphrey Bowen.
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PAT IMITATES DRUM ROLL
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♪ Blankety blank! ♪
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Hello and welcome
to Blank Or Blanks.
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PAT: Blankety Blank!
Boom-boom.
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Robin!
No. Yeah.
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A missing-word game, apparently,
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requiring of two antagonists
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who will now
identify themselves.
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Patrick, your name and rank,
please.
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Hello. I'm Pat Butcher,
originally from Huddersfield,
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and in my spare time I lead
an adventure youth group.
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Very good.
And Pat's enemy tonight is...
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CLEARS THROAT: Julian Fawcett,
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former politician (disgraced),
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and in my spare time
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I like wine, women and song.
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Although I'm not so bothered
about the song.
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LAUGHTER
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Very good. Very good.
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On to round one.
CLEARS THROAT
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No-one was harmed
during the training exercise
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because the Lee-Enfield rifles
were all loaded with...
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..blanks.
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Right... No.
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No? No.
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The missing word can't
actually be the word blank.
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You say, "blank", to show
where the missing word is
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and then we have to guess
what it might be.
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And perhaps, you know,
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make the questions
a little bit more fun,
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you know, and maybe a bit saucy.
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Oh, yeah.
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Saucy?
Yeah.
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You know, like...
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Aunt Jenny's cakes
were the pride of the county.
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Everyone loved her floury baps.
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But the stars of the show were
her cream-covered blanks.
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Oh, good one, Pat. No! No, no,
no. I mean, that's just bordering...
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No, no. I will not debase myself
with cheap double entendre.
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Fanny. Come on, Fanny.
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Come on.
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Hey, I know.
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How about a bit of Bully?
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Is that a sentence?
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A bit of Bullseye.
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It's like a TV quiz show
with darts.
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I used to love it
back in the day.
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I'm a big fan of the arrows.
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This was before.
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No, it wouldn't work.
How do we pick up the darts?
258
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,959
Oh, let's hear your idea, then.
259
00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:48,239
Or are we just going
to spend eternity
260
00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:49,599
twiddling our thumbs?
261
00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:52,239
Oh! What was the one we
saw where you got points
262
00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,719
for getting less points?
263
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:55,559
I think it was called Less Points.
264
00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,799
No, you need points
or what's the point?
265
00:10:57,800 --> 00:11:00,799
If I'm playing, I want the best
answer on the board.
266
00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,279
Oh! I know what we could try.
267
00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:06,159
HUMPHREY'S HEAD:
It was her, wasn't it?
268
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,359
Eh?
Your French teacher.
269
00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:10,039
It was my wife.
270
00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,719
What if it was?
271
00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:14,679
Knew it. How long was this going on,
eh?
272
00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:16,719
Don't know. How long you
live at the house?
273
00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:18,160
All that time?
274
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,919
Did you ever think how that
would make me feel?
275
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:22,959
No.
276
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:25,079
Unbelievable!
277
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,000
I can't even look at you
right now.
278
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,760
BIRDSONG
279
00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:42,439
CHUCKLING
280
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,800
KNOCK ON DOOR
281
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,559
Ah. Afternoon.
282
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:54,919
I wonder if I might have a
word with my wife, please.
283
00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:56,640
Of course, my lord.
284
00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:03,759
Depuis quand
est-ce qu'il m'ecoute?
285
00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,800
HUSHED CHATTER
286
00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,759
Oui?
Ah, Sophie. My... Hello.
287
00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,399
My father is having a banquet.
288
00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:15,999
Well, not a banquet as such,
289
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,679
but a... a social thing
that's important
290
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:19,199
for his standing in the...
Pardon?
291
00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,599
Well, for his standing.
292
00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:23,079
And he's asked
if we could be there,
293
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,519
you know, show our faces.
294
00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,319
Lentement.
295
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,079
So I was thinking
downstairs at three.
296
00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,319
It should be fun.
Well, it might be.
297
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:35,079
Well, not fun as such,
but certainly... bearable.
298
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,840
I believe
there'll be drinks and nibbles.
299
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,600
SIGHS
300
00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,440
BOTH SIGH
301
00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,199
Homme.
INDISTINCT CHATTER
302
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,559
Homme.
303
00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,000
Homme. Ah.
304
00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:07,679
SABINE: Et la frontiere, elle est
juste derriere cette haie?
305
00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:09,719
And the border is just
beyond the hedge, yes?
306
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,559
Yeah, that's where our land
joins with our neighbour's,
307
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:15,359
who I believe you've met?
Mr Beg-Chetwynde?
308
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,559
Oui, Monsieur Beg-Chetwynde.
309
00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:19,079
Oh, yes, Mr Beg-Chetwynde.
310
00:13:19,080 --> 00:13:20,919
BOTH: Yeah...
Oui, oui.
311
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,119
Oui. Yes.
312
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:23,919
Yeah. Oui.
313
00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,359
Oui? Yes?
314
00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:27,239
Yes. Oui.
315
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,839
Act normal.
Stop saying yes.
316
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,399
Tell him to stop saying yes.
317
00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:31,879
Je trouve ca bizarre.
318
00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,039
This would be a lot easier
if he wasn't here.
319
00:13:34,040 --> 00:13:35,560
Peut-etre c'est normal ici.
320
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:41,679
Oui, it's a good - bien -
space - espace.
321
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,079
GARION CONTINUES TRANSLATING
322
00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:46,879
But perhaps a long journee
from le clubhouse...
323
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:49,599
Right, I can't concentrate
if you're going to keep...
324
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,679
CONTINUES TRANSLATING
Don't tell her that. Stop it.
325
00:13:51,680 --> 00:13:52,840
Stop it. Mike!
326
00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:00,439
You'd be a long way
from refreshments out here.
327
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,199
Vous serez loin
des "refreshments"...
328
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,399
Ah! Which is why...
329
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:06,239
Which is why any decent golfer
learns to think ahead.
330
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,759
C'est pourquoi un bon golfeur
y reflechit en avance.
331
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,839
And what finer spot
for a nice cup...
332
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,679
..of English tea?
333
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:16,119
C'est un bon endroit pour boire
une tasse de the a l'anglaise.
334
00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,159
Ah, du the. Parfait.
Please, allow me.
335
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:20,359
For you.
336
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,679
And there you go.
337
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,839
Got to keep hydrated.
338
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,599
All that talking.
339
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,919
CONTINUES POURING TEA
340
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,360
There we go.
341
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,999
OK. Round two, then.
342
00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,159
Fingers on buzzers.
343
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:40,479
We asked three and a bit people
344
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,759
to name something
that could kill you.
345
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,439
IMITATING BUZZER Your secretary.
346
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:47,319
Sorry, Julian. You have to
buzz before you...
347
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:50,079
Your secretary? How would your
secretary kill...?
348
00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,879
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
349
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,039
Oh, yeah!
350
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,039
I'm sorry, Julian.
You have to buzz first. OK?
351
00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,279
So, Kitty, could you please
name something
352
00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,999
that might kill you?
353
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,839
A cloud.
Right.
354
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:03,119
Would a cloud kill you?
355
00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,319
Yes, if you fell from it.
356
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,399
Right. Just, you know,
357
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,839
maybe thinking for a moment
about people you know.
358
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,599
And are there any other
causes of death
359
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,319
that might be more likely
to be on the board?
360
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:18,279
Yes. Sorry. How silly of me.
361
00:15:18,280 --> 00:15:20,839
Kicked by a horse.
362
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,439
Kicked by a horse. OK. Yeah.
363
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:24,599
Kitty's saying,
"Kicked by a horse."
364
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,719
And our survey says...
365
00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,439
No! Nuh, nah!
366
00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:29,919
I'm sorry, Kitty.
It's not up there.
367
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,879
But that's what killed my cousin.
368
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:33,159
That's a fact.
369
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:36,079
That's as may be, but that's not
what the rules of the game are.
370
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,639
Well, then it's a stupid game,
and I'm not playing.
371
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,159
Oh, well, then
we're back to square one.
372
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,440
Unless...
373
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,559
Facts.
374
00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:48,600
Cold, hard facts.
375
00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,719
More tea?
376
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:51,919
Encore de the?
377
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,200
Non, merci.
378
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,320
And would your interpreter
like more tea?
379
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,839
Um...
Yeah. Rude not to.
380
00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:03,159
Very British.
381
00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:04,639
Oh. Mm.
382
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,199
Yes. Yes.
383
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,680
Alors... C'est tout.
Oui, oui, oui.
384
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,999
QUIZ SHOW THEME
385
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,359
And your chosen
specialist subject is?
386
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,559
Allied tanks
and amphibious landing craft,
387
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:17,639
1939 to 1945.
388
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,999
Well, this isn't going to work,
is it?
389
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,279
What? Don't know anything
about that.
390
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:23,679
Well, you lot wanted
something more factual.
391
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:25,919
Well, I could provide
some questions.
392
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,559
I know a fair deal
about the subject.
393
00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,479
Well, that completely
defeats the object.
394
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:31,559
Clearly, the issue here
is the topic.
395
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,799
We need something
more widely known.
396
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,800
A subject seared into
the popular imagination.
397
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,399
Name?
398
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,759
Thomas Angus Thorne.
399
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,039
And your chosen
specialist subject is?
400
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,159
18th-century Romantic poets.
401
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,039
Oh, come off it!
402
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:53,559
It wasn't, um, you know,
with Sophie.
403
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,839
I know. It's just...
404
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,039
20 years of marriage,
we barely shared a meal,
405
00:16:58,040 --> 00:16:59,879
while you two were BFFs.
406
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,319
Booffs?
407
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,399
Best friends forever.
408
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,200
Not forever.
409
00:17:07,040 --> 00:17:08,679
I did try, you know,
410
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:10,439
in my marriage.
411
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:11,559
Tu parles...
412
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:13,119
..mais tu n'ecoutes pas.
413
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:14,719
What?
414
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:17,239
You talk, you not listen.
415
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,519
Oh, so now you're a better
listener than me, huh?
416
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,760
I could only listen.
417
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,359
I was dead.
418
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,880
COUGHING
419
00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:42,879
BOTH CHUCKLE
420
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,920
SHE COUGHS
421
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,239
BREATHES UNSTEADILY
422
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,040
GROANS SOFTLY
423
00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,840
HEAVENLY MUSIC
424
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,519
Just wanted to say how very sorry
425
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:27,959
I and indeed the entire household
was... were
426
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,799
to hear of the passing of your dear
and devoted nursemaid
427
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:33,720
after all this time... Oh.
428
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:50,159
Yeah.
So you've seen everything.
429
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,959
That brings us back to the...
430
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:54,039
Oh! Back door's open.
431
00:18:54,040 --> 00:18:56,919
It's probably easier
to just cut through.
432
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,879
GARION SPEAKS FRENCH
433
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:00,559
Hmm. Look at this!
434
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,040
Wow.
435
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,879
What's in... here?
436
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,039
Oh, look.
437
00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:08,959
Le cocktails.
438
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,799
Why not? Parfait spot for it. Hmm?
439
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:16,359
Les cocktails.
C'est l'endroit parfait, non?
440
00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,320
LOUDLY POURS WINE
441
00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:21,479
Um...
You all right, Garion?
442
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,999
Um...
443
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,119
It must be all the tea, huh?
444
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,959
Oh.
445
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,639
Oh.
No worries.
446
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:31,040
We'll show you to the toilet.
Yeah.
447
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:46,119
Yeah. OK, fine.
Yeah. This way.
448
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:51,479
Now, Sabine,
while we have une moment...
449
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,119
Merci.
450
00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:58,960
allow me to introdu-ire you
to a petite idea of moi.
451
00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:26,240
"Si notre vie est moins
qu'une journee."
452
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,359
BANGING AND CLATTERING
453
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,159
SHOUTING
454
00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,839
Well, go!
455
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,279
SOLDIER: Harder!
456
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,719
GRUNTING
457
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,919
LOUD BANGING
458
00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,920
HUMPHREY SHOUTS
459
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,239
I might say I did that.
I would.
460
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,999
CREAKING
461
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,440
Hmm.
462
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,399
See, this is why I won't have
swords in the house.
463
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,480
Yeah...
INDISTINCT CHATTER
464
00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,359
Bad day?
465
00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:32,000
HUMPHREY SCREAMS
466
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:36,000
Do you miss her?
467
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,600
I miss a lot of people.
468
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,520
But more come along.
469
00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,719
I am also nodding.
470
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,679
Oh.
471
00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,519
Would you teach me
a bit of French?
472
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,279
I mean, I picked up a little, but...
473
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,639
Would you listen?
474
00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:58,960
I'll try.
475
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,039
OK.
476
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:03,159
So...
477
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,439
Je m'appelle Ro... bin.
Je m'appelle...
478
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:08,559
I'm just saying,
Mastermind could still work.
479
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:11,159
We just need to ditch
the specialist subject round
480
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,879
and then each pitch in with
a couple of easy questions
481
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,479
all about our own eras
and interests.
482
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,079
And then I think between us,
483
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,639
we'd have a pretty rad
general knowledge round.
484
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:23,239
But I won't know anything
about events that happened
485
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,799
when you were alive.
I'd been dead for decades.
486
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,599
Oh, yes. Hmm.
487
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,159
So it might work
488
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:34,200
if we asked questions
to someone from now.
489
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,279
Yeah. So it's just...
It's just this way.
490
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,519
Oh! Merci!
491
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,920
Merci. Thank you.
492
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,679
Alison, can we borrow you
for two minutes?
493
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:49,159
Literally two minutes.
I'm actually quite busy, Pat.
494
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,599
GARION URINATES LOUDLY
495
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,919
OK, that is a full-on horse wee.
496
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,840
So, trust me, we've got time.
Please.
497
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:58,120
Two minutes.
498
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:01,999
Quoi?
499
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,239
OK. OK. Got it. Quick as you can.
500
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,319
JULIAN: Right. Two minutes
on general knowledge,
501
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,720
and your time starts...
502
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,039
..now! What type of aircraft
flew alongside
503
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,360
the famous Spitfire
in the Battle of Britain?
504
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,560
Alison?
505
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,040
Danny DeVito.
506
00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,600
Egg. Eggs.
507
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,680
Cheddar Gorge.
508
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,000
1903?
509
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,000
The metric system.
510
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,599
A toenail?
511
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:41,280
Um... Bananarama.
512
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,159
Que se passe-t-il avec ces gens?
513
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,520
A wedge of lime?
514
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,880
Um...
515
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:56,079
And ma femme and moi...
could run it all for you.
516
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,440
Vous. Pour vous.
517
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,960
Ca a l'air de pouvoir marcher.
518
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:09,399
Is bonne idee. Good?
519
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,200
Oh, OK. Yeah.
520
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,399
With no passes, Alison Cooper,
521
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,039
you scored 12 points,
522
00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:18,359
which, in the absence
of any other player,
523
00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,159
I suppose makes you our champion.
524
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,999
Oh, bravo.
525
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,679
Well, thanks, guys.
Pop my prize in the post.
526
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,119
Oh, yeah.
527
00:24:26,120 --> 00:24:27,799
Oh! Will there be prizes?
528
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:31,119
Oh, yes. You get a trophy.
A big glass one.
529
00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:33,919
And on Blankety Blank, you
get a chequebook and pen,
530
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,919
and you could win all sorts
on Bully.
531
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,039
Yeah.
532
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:40,559
You could win a caravan
or a speedboat
533
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,519
or just a lovely hamper.
534
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,679
Oh, all right!
535
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,919
And what would one get
in this hamper?
536
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,599
Well, that would depend.
537
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,160
Garion?
538
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,439
Et voila.
539
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:58,119
Sometimes known as
the Envy Martini,
540
00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,279
but today let's just call it
the Perfect Green.
541
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,519
Ah! Je comprends!
Comme au golf!
542
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:04,159
Golf, yeah.
BOTH LAUGH
543
00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:05,760
Sante! Ah.
544
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,719
Oh, that's good.
545
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:09,959
Yeah, I can picture it now.
546
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,279
Le golfers stood at le bar.
547
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,399
GAGGING
548
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:14,839
Ordering their Parfait Vert.
549
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,279
Drinking in the tres jolie...
550
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,319
CHOKING
551
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,759
Oh, my God!
Sabine, what is it?
552
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,399
What?
Allergie aux noix.
553
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,079
Allergy to what?
554
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,359
Mm...
Oh, nuts.
555
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,439
Oh, the hazelnut liqueur!
556
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:29,959
Oh, no.
557
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,159
Mes medicaments...
558
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:34,239
Oh, this is a good
learning moment.
559
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,439
Je vous en prie!
Mes medicaments!
560
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,279
Oh, I don't know.
It's a bit advanced.
561
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,439
ROBIN: You got this.
562
00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:41,559
Oh, my God. What did you do?
563
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,119
She's allergic to nuts.
Call an ambulance!
564
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,279
Mes medicaments!
565
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:47,439
M-Medicine? Oui.
566
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,279
Dans la poche de mon sac a main!
567
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,399
What's she saying?
I don't know.
568
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,439
I started learning French
this morning.
569
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,959
Qu'est-ce que c'est la poche?
570
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,119
Oh, Garion.
571
00:25:55,120 --> 00:25:56,719
Poche? Pocket?
572
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:58,519
Tres bien.
Mais ou est la poche?
573
00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,199
C'est quoi, un sac a main?
574
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,439
Robin, you speak French?
575
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,199
Un moment, s'il vous plait.
Tell me what she's saying.
576
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:05,879
Sac a main. Robin!
577
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,839
Main sac... Handbag. The medicine's
in the pocket of her handbag!
578
00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,759
Oui! The medicine's in the pocket
of her handbag.
579
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:12,439
OK. OK. Tres bien!
580
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,599
Good. Well done.
581
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,119
I found it.
SABINE GROANS
582
00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:16,679
Well done.
583
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,519
Thank you.
584
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:20,400
Don't thank me.
585
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,920
Merci, Sophie.
586
00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,879
Merci. Merci beaucoup.
587
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,999
And she said...
Yeah. We've got it.
588
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,239
You're welcome.
589
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:37,440
I'm sorry again about the...
590
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,359
CHUCKLES: Je vous contacterai.
591
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:57,999
She said she will...
Be in touch, yeah.
592
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,639
Yes. Thank you.
593
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,479
Merci.
594
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,159
We'll see you.
595
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,079
Thanks, Robin.
Pas de probleme.
596
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,840
See? She loves us.
She does.
597
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,079
INDISTINCT CHATTER
598
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,079
I think a little drink
might be in order.
599
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,639
Maybe a cocktail in the bar.
600
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,519
Well, yeah, it'll have to be
a lime and soda for me, sadly,
601
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,800
though I could murder
a White Russian.
602
00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,679
JULIAN: Well done, Pat.
603
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,919
I wasn't sure about
this whole game show thing,
604
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,959
but d'you know what, it's been
a really welcome change.
605
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,039
Now, in my dream Bullseye hamper,
606
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:34,599
I would have
some thick pea soup,
607
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:36,479
spreadable turkey paste,
608
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,519
a tin of corned beef,
609
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,280
two cubes of meat broth...
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