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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,571 --> 00:00:06,571 [eerie music] 2 00:00:06,573 --> 00:00:14,513 � � 3 00:00:21,054 --> 00:00:23,054 - [grunts] 4 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:26,057 [foreboding music] 5 00:00:26,059 --> 00:00:29,428 � � 6 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,363 [pants] 7 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:37,202 [dog barking] 8 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:42,541 � � 9 00:00:42,543 --> 00:00:44,476 [grunts] 10 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:52,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 11 00:01:08,168 --> 00:01:09,768 COME ON. 12 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,970 [sighs] 13 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,973 [suspenseful music] 14 00:01:14,975 --> 00:01:16,274 � � 15 00:01:16,276 --> 00:01:17,709 [sniffs] 16 00:01:17,711 --> 00:01:25,651 � � 17 00:01:41,969 --> 00:01:43,568 [gasps] 18 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:44,503 HELLO? 19 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:01,286 - [yells] - [screams] 20 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,687 - [grunts] 21 00:02:02,689 --> 00:02:03,622 [groans] 22 00:02:05,826 --> 00:02:07,292 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? 23 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,160 - HUNTER, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU 24 00:02:09,162 --> 00:02:11,096 NOT TO DO THAT TO ME? 25 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,500 - THIS IS A REALLY GOOD ONE. 26 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:16,801 - COME ON. WE HAVE TO MAKE DINNER. 27 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:20,138 - DESTRUKTOR IV, THE DOWNLOAD OF DEATH. 28 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,440 - DID I TELL YOU DESTRUKTOR IV COMES OUT THIS WEEKEND? 29 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:23,808 - YEAH, YOU MENTIONED IT. 30 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,243 IT'S RATED "R." 31 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:27,679 - DAD SAID HE'D TAKE ME. - NO, HE SAID, "WE'LL SEE." 32 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,282 - WHAT ARE WE HAVING? - TOFU STIR-FRY. 33 00:02:30,284 --> 00:02:32,517 - JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN 34 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:34,886 DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE TO STARVE. 35 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,122 HUMANS EAT MEAT, JORDAN! 36 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:38,389 IT'S WHY WE HAVE THESE. - MOVE. 37 00:02:38,391 --> 00:02:39,391 - [sighs] 38 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:41,326 - THANK YOU. 39 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,665 - WHY DO WE HAVE FOUR PLACES? 40 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,600 [doorbell rings] 41 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,735 - I INVITED MS. CARLSBERG FROM DOWN THE STREET OVER FOR DINNER. 42 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,070 - WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 43 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:53,538 - I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR DAD. 44 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:54,672 BE NICE TO HER! 45 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,909 - HELLO. 46 00:02:56,911 --> 00:02:58,643 - HI. 47 00:02:58,645 --> 00:03:00,378 - YEAH. YEAH. 48 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:01,913 I'M JUST GRABBIN' A QUICK BITE, ALL RIGHT? 49 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:03,015 I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 50 00:03:03,017 --> 00:03:06,418 UH, BYE-BYE. I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 51 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:08,086 HELLO. - HI, DAD. 52 00:03:08,088 --> 00:03:09,988 - GUYS, WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 53 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,190 - YOU REMEMBER MS. CARLSBERG? - SURE. 54 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,359 HEY. - JACQUELINE. 55 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,594 - GOOD. UM... 56 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:18,863 UH, CAN YOU GIVE US A MOMENT? 57 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,099 JORDAN? 58 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:23,034 - YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE, DAD! 59 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,769 - I HAVE ANOTHER CALL ACROSS TOWN. 60 00:03:24,771 --> 00:03:26,771 IT'S A BIG ONE, A RE-WIRE JOB-- 61 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:27,706 COULD BE A LOT OF MONEY. 62 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:33,845 - MS. CARLSBERG, I'M AWFULLY THIRSTY. 63 00:03:33,847 --> 00:03:36,714 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD GO GET ME SOME SODA OUT OF THE FRIDGE? 64 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:40,285 - OH, OF COURSE, SWEETIE. 65 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:41,686 - I JUST THOUGHT IT WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU. 66 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:43,688 - JORDAN, I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT, BUT I TOLD YOU. 67 00:03:43,690 --> 00:03:45,156 WHEN IT'S TIME, WHEN I'M READY, 68 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:47,525 I'LL FIND MY OWN DATE. 69 00:03:47,527 --> 00:03:49,060 - SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 70 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,062 OH. 71 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:53,097 - OH. 72 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:54,466 GOOD PIE. MM. 73 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:55,867 - THANK YOU. 74 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,636 HUNTER WANTED SOME MORE SODA. 75 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,137 - MM. 76 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:05,476 - [screams] 77 00:04:05,478 --> 00:04:08,479 - [laughs] both: HUNTER! 78 00:04:08,481 --> 00:04:11,148 [school bell rings] 79 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:14,185 - JORDAN, HE'S OVER THERE. ASK HIM TO THE PROM. 80 00:04:14,187 --> 00:04:15,620 - FORGET IT. NO POSSIBLE WAY. 81 00:04:15,622 --> 00:04:17,522 - J., YOU'VE BEEN DROOLING OVER CORT MCCANN 82 00:04:17,524 --> 00:04:18,856 SINCE HE TRANSFERRED FROM HARRISON. 83 00:04:18,858 --> 00:04:20,191 - I DON'T DROOL. 84 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:21,559 AND BESIDES, WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO HIM? 85 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:23,761 - NOTHING. YOU SAY NOTHING. 86 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,831 LOOK AT ASHLEY AND WHIT. 87 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:26,898 THEY GOT IT DOWN. 88 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:28,600 - THE HAIR FLIP. 89 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:30,268 THE LIP POUT. 90 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,771 THE OVER-GIGGLE. 91 00:04:32,773 --> 00:04:35,073 IT'S A LANGUAGE ALL ITS OWN. 92 00:04:35,075 --> 00:04:37,776 - THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE A MOUSE, JORDAN. 93 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:40,178 YOU'RE THE PREDATOR, AND HE IS YOUR PREY. 94 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:42,014 - ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU. - BYE, CORT. 95 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:46,417 - [sighs] 96 00:04:46,419 --> 00:04:48,787 - DANG IT. I FORGOT MY WALLET. 97 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,623 - OH, HERE! LET ME. UH... 98 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,425 LET ME, UM--I CAN-- 99 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:57,963 - WOW. THANKS, JUDY. 100 00:04:57,965 --> 00:04:59,864 - UH, IT'S-IT'S ACTUALLY JORDAN. [laughs] 101 00:04:59,866 --> 00:05:02,334 - RIGHT. 102 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:04,269 UM... 103 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:05,937 WHAT'S WITH YOUR FACE? [laughs] 104 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,875 UH-HUH. 105 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:13,645 - UGH. 106 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,551 - YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? 107 00:05:20,553 --> 00:05:22,019 - YOU AND CORT MCCANN? 108 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:24,055 IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN, SWEETIE. 109 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,223 - EVER. 110 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:30,295 [both giggling] 111 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:37,869 - HANDS UP! - [grunts] 112 00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:38,870 [screams] 113 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,338 [laughter] - COME ON, SANDS! 114 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,740 GET A HAND UP! 115 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,708 - YOUR SISTER KIND OF STINKS, DUDE. 116 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,110 - YEAH. 117 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:50,848 - ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE BAG? 118 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:51,950 - PATIENCE, MY SON. 119 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:54,919 - [grunts] 120 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,254 [laughter] - COME ON, SANDS! 121 00:05:56,256 --> 00:05:57,255 DID I SAY YOU COULD TAKE A BREAK? 122 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:58,423 YOU WANT TO MAKE THIS TEAM, 123 00:05:58,425 --> 00:05:59,490 I'M GONNA NEED A LITTLE MORE EFFORT. 124 00:05:59,492 --> 00:06:00,826 - [groans] 125 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:03,161 - AND HERE WE GO. 126 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:04,563 WATCH THIS. 127 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:07,064 - [screams] 128 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:08,866 [laughter] - DUDE! 129 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:10,802 - WHOO! [laughter] 130 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:21,012 - HEY, ISN'T THAT YOUR LOSER BROTHER, SANDS? 131 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:23,214 - I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 132 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,916 [laughter] 133 00:06:24,918 --> 00:06:26,517 - FREAK. 134 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:27,986 - YOU'LL NEVER MAKE THE TEAM. 135 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,389 - [sighs] OKAY. 136 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:34,693 SO THIS ONE REALLY NEEDS TO BE PAID AND, UM, 137 00:06:34,695 --> 00:06:37,995 THE REST OF THEM CAN WAIT UNTIL THE 15TH. 138 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:39,965 - [sighs] 139 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:42,267 - DAD, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, ISN'T IT? 140 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:43,568 - MM. 141 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:46,671 SURE. OF COURSE IT IS, HONEY. 142 00:06:46,673 --> 00:06:48,406 - BUT WE NEED A MIRACLE. 143 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:51,943 - A BIG, BIG MIRACLE. 144 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,447 HEY, LOOK, I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS TO WORRY. 145 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:58,716 ALL RIGHT? WE WILL FIGURE THIS OUT. 146 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:02,087 I PROMISE YOU. 147 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:06,191 - OH, AND, UM, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE I NEED YOU TO SIGN. 148 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:07,692 - YEAH? WHAT'S THAT? 149 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:08,894 [clears throat] 150 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,628 SUSPENDED AGAIN? 151 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:12,597 - PRINCIPAL SAYS HUNTER WAS ACTING OUT. 152 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,370 - HUNTER, GRAB THE CAMERA. - OKAY, I GOT IT! 153 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:20,772 - I'M GONNA THROW ON THE MASK, OKAY? 154 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,440 OKAY, KEEP IT ROLLIN'. 155 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:23,675 I'M GONNA SNEAK UP BEHIND. 156 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:26,544 - [screams] 157 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:28,712 - [screams] - OH! 158 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:30,081 - YOU FREAKED ME OUT! 159 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:31,382 [laughter] - GET OVER HERE. 160 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,084 - [screams] - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 161 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,352 - [laughs] - MOM! 162 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,921 - [laughs] - THIS IS SO BRILLIANT, HUNTER. 163 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:38,957 [laughter] - IT'S NOT. 164 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,126 - RAWR! RAWR! [knock at door] 165 00:07:45,665 --> 00:07:46,664 - [laughs] 166 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,766 - IT'S NOT FUNNY. 167 00:07:48,768 --> 00:07:51,135 WOULD YOU PUT THE ENTRAILS DOWN, PLEASE? 168 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:52,971 HUNTER, THIS HAS TO STOP. 169 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:56,207 IT WAS OKAY WHEN YOU WERE A KID, BUT IT'S TIME TO GROW UP. 170 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:58,676 - DAD, I'VE BEEN 14 FOR, LIKE, A MONTH. 171 00:07:58,678 --> 00:08:00,812 - YOU GOT TO START LIVING IN THE REAL WORLD. 172 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:01,812 OKAY? 173 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:03,715 AND IN THE REAL WORLD, 174 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:05,750 THERE'S NO DESTRUKTOR, ALL RIGHT? 175 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:08,319 THERE'S NO-- THERE'S NO MUTILATOR. 176 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,054 THERE'S NO ALIENS. 177 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:13,524 - JUST 'CAUSE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT TRUE. 178 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:15,193 - [sighs] 179 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:18,896 I MISS HER TOO. 180 00:08:18,898 --> 00:08:22,167 LOOK, ONE MORE OF THESE-- 181 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:25,970 ONE MORE-- ALL OF THIS GOES AWAY. 182 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,238 OKAY? - YEAH. 183 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,373 I GOT IT. 184 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,308 - ALL RIGHT. 185 00:08:31,645 --> 00:08:34,512 GOOD NIGHT. 186 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,515 [eerie music] 187 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:45,457 � � 188 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:52,731 [creaking] 189 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:55,233 � � 190 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:58,236 [dog barking] 191 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:06,177 � � 192 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:36,074 IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, HUNTER. 193 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,242 - [yawns] - IF THIS IS ONE OF YOUR-- 194 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,743 - NO! IT'S NOT. 195 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:41,879 JUST OPEN IT. 196 00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:43,281 - [sighs] 197 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,084 - [blows nose] MM. 198 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,719 - OKAY. 199 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,422 "DEAR SANDS FAMILY, 200 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:52,657 GREETINGS FROM WOLFSBERG, ROMANIA." 201 00:09:52,659 --> 00:09:55,226 - ROMANIA? WHO'S FROM ROMANIA? 202 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:58,062 [yawns] - VAMPIRES. 203 00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,964 WHAT? I'M JUST SAYIN'. 204 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,433 - "WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU OF THE PASSING 205 00:10:01,435 --> 00:10:04,068 "OF YOUR GREAT UNCLE DRAGUMEER-- 206 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:06,171 "DRAGOMIR VUKOVIC. 207 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:08,139 "YOUR PRESENCE IS REQUESTED THIS SATURDAY 208 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,608 "FOR THE READING OF HIS LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT, 209 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:13,545 "AT WHICH TIME POSSESSION OF WOLFSBERG MANOR 210 00:10:13,547 --> 00:10:14,912 WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU." 211 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,314 - WOLFSBERG MANOR? - DRAGOMIR? 212 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:19,183 - NO. IT'S NOT ME. 213 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:20,952 THERE WAS THIS CREEPY GUY OUTSIDE THE DOOR, 214 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:23,053 AND HE WAS WATCHING ME, AND I DON'T KNOW. 215 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:24,255 HE MUST HAVE LEFT IT. 216 00:10:24,257 --> 00:10:25,824 LOOK, THERE'S A NUMBER. 217 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,592 CALL IT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. 218 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:33,931 - WELL, THAT WAS THE EXECUTOR'S OFFICE. 219 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,700 - WELL? - WHAT'D THEY SAY? 220 00:10:35,702 --> 00:10:37,769 - IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOTHER'S GREAT UNCLE 221 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:43,474 HAS LEFT US EVERYTHING, INCLUDING HIS CASTLE. 222 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,077 - [laughs] SEE? I TOLD YOU. 223 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:49,114 WE'RE RICH! - NO, WE'RE NOT RICH, HUNTER. 224 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,482 DAD, HOW COME MOM NEVER TOLD US WE HAVE RELATIVES IN ROMANIA? 225 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:53,818 - I HAVE NO IDEA, SWEETIE. 226 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:57,455 - DUDE, I'M GOIN' TO ROMANIA! 227 00:10:57,457 --> 00:10:59,557 YEAH, I-I DON'T KNOW. LET ME ASK. 228 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,993 HEY, DAD, CAN WE GO SEE DRACULA'S CASTLE? 229 00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:05,196 OKAY. WELL, HE--HE'S UNDECIDED. 230 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,397 YEAH. 231 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,833 OKAY. YEAH, I'M-I'M GONNA GO PACK. 232 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,808 - DAD, YOU'RE NOT SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING THIS, ARE YOU? 233 00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:33,591 [man speaking Romanian] 234 00:11:33,593 --> 00:11:35,860 - HERE WE ARE, KIDS. 235 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:39,430 - WELCOME TO WOLFSBERG AIRPORT. - WE MADE IT. 236 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,165 - AW, COOL! SILVER BULLETS. 237 00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:43,701 - I WILL RIP FLESH FROM BONE. 238 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,070 - AND STITCH IT INTO A BONNET. 239 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,738 [laughs] DESTRUKTOR III. 240 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:48,939 - FASHION KILLS. 241 00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:50,407 [snarls] - [laughs] 242 00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:51,876 - YOU HERE FOR THE FEST, BRO? 243 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,445 - THE FEST? 244 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:55,680 - WOLFSBERG MOONLIGHT MANIA, 245 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:59,116 THE GREATEST MONSTER FEST THIS SIDE OF THE BIG APPLE. 246 00:11:59,118 --> 00:12:01,319 THEY HAVE IT EVERY YEAR TO HONOR THE BEAST. 247 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:03,955 - WHAT'S THE BEAST? 248 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,523 - BRO, YOU'RE WEARING DESTRUKTOR GEAR, 249 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,324 AND YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE WOLFSBERG BEAST? 250 00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:08,259 - UH-UH. 251 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:14,399 - EVERY YEAR, THIS TIME, AT THE FULL MOON, 252 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:17,401 THE BEAST APPEARS ATOP THE HIGHEST PEAK IN TOWN 253 00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:18,836 AND HOWLS HIS WARNING. 254 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:22,507 [howls] 255 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,075 - WARNING TO WHO? 256 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,309 - VAMPIRES, BROTHER. 257 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:26,677 HE'S TELLIN' 'EM TO STAY AWAY. 258 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,914 WOLFSBERG BELONGS TO HIM. 259 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:32,082 BRO, SERIOUSLY. WORLD WIDE WEB. LOG ON. 260 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,952 - HEY, HUNTER, LET'S GO. - I GOT TO GO. 261 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,654 - OKAY, BRO. I'LL SEE YOU AT THE FESTIVAL. 262 00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,122 - YEAH, THAT'D BE AWESOME. 263 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,524 HEY, DAD, CAN WE SEE THE BEAST? 264 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,524 - WHAT'S THE BEAST? 265 00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:41,659 - WELL, WHATEVER IT IS, 266 00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:43,528 WE'RE NOT HERE TO SEE THE ANIMALS. 267 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,895 - YOU NEED TAXI? 268 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:48,899 - YES, UH, WE'RE GOING TO 1212 LYCANTHRO-- 269 00:12:48,901 --> 00:12:51,536 - WOLFSBERG MANOR. OF COURSE. 270 00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:01,412 [dog barks] - [screams] 271 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,913 [dog barking] 272 00:13:02,915 --> 00:13:04,548 WHAT WAS THAT? 273 00:13:04,550 --> 00:13:07,318 - AH, HE'S RASPUTIN. 274 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,420 - I'M NOT GETTING IN THERE. 275 00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:10,521 - SHE'S AFRAID OF DOGS, DUDE. 276 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,890 - HE'S MAN'S BEST FRIEND. 277 00:13:12,892 --> 00:13:14,291 ALL BITE, NO BARK. 278 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,860 [laughs] 279 00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,500 - DAD? - HONEY, IT'S JUST A DOG. 280 00:13:22,502 --> 00:13:25,503 - THAT IS NOT JUST A DOG. - IT'S LATE. 281 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,206 LET'S GO. - OHH. 282 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,507 I DON'T WANT TO GET IN. 283 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:31,342 I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. 284 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,310 - JUST GO. HURRY UP. 285 00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:36,046 - DON'T PUSH ME! 286 00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:37,648 - HUNTER! 287 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,584 [engine turns over] 288 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,791 - TOLD YOU. 289 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,332 [knocks] 290 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,808 - OKAY. 291 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,143 HELLO? 292 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,815 HELLO? 293 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,529 [all gasp] 294 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,829 JEEZ. 295 00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:29,567 [laughs] 296 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:32,203 UH, HELLO. I'M DAVID SANDS. 297 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,872 YOU MUST BE-- - I AM MADAME VARCOLAC. 298 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,809 [howling] 299 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:42,614 YOU WILL FOLLOW ME. 300 00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:52,856 - SO HAVE YOU LIVED HERE LONG? 301 00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,792 - [groans] 302 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,830 - DAD! - WHAT? 303 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:02,533 JUST TRYING TO MAKE CONVERSATION. 304 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,774 - BOY, GIRL, YOUR ROOMS-- 305 00:15:10,776 --> 00:15:12,776 THIS WAY. 306 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:14,878 FATHER, YOUR ROOM-- 307 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:16,180 THAT WAY. 308 00:15:18,951 --> 00:15:20,751 HAVE ONE RULE. 309 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,587 STAY IN ROOM AT NIGHT. 310 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:24,956 LOCK DOOR. 311 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,324 - ACTUALLY, THAT'S TWO RULES. 312 00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,192 - HUNTER, DON'T ARGUE WITH MADAME VARCOLAC. 313 00:15:28,194 --> 00:15:31,596 [howling] 314 00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:36,534 [neck cracks] 315 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,302 OKAY. GO TO BED. 316 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:40,671 - WHAT? - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO. 317 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:41,839 LOCK YOUR DOORS. 318 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:44,509 I'M LOCKING MINE. LOVE YOU. 319 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,112 - [grunts] 320 00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,224 - HEY, CHECK THIS OUT. 321 00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,625 "TO DRAGOMIR. 322 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,628 "THE STRENGTH OF THE PACK IS THE WOLF 323 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,930 "AND THE STRENGTH OF THE WOLF IS THE PACK. 324 00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:10,001 BEST WISHES, 'RUDEYARD' KIPLING." 325 00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:12,336 THAT'S WHAT MOM ALWAYS USED TO SAY. 326 00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,838 WHO'S THIS KIPLING DUDE? 327 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,840 - IT'S FROM THE JUNGLE BOOK, BY "RUDYARD" KIPLING. 328 00:16:16,842 --> 00:16:18,743 MOM WAS QUOTING HIM. 329 00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:20,011 NOW, COME ON, LET'S GO. 330 00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:22,079 DO YOU REALLY WANT TO GET HER ANGRY? 331 00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:24,248 - WHO? - MADAME VARCOLAC. 332 00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:28,686 [howling] 333 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:31,255 - [echoing] GET TO ROOMS. 334 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,064 - [sighs] 335 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:59,483 - HUH, WHAT'S THIS? 336 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:03,087 "PROPERTIES BY PAULINA. 337 00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:05,289 "WITH MY COMPLIMENTS, PAULINA VON ECKBERG, 338 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,792 YOUR LOCAL REAL ESTATE PROFESSIONAL." 339 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,531 COOKIES. 340 00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:17,201 OH, GOOD. 341 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,885 - UH, BEFORE YOU OPEN THAT, 342 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,353 I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I DON'T EAT-- 343 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:37,821 - BAGELS AND CREAM CHEESE. 344 00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:39,457 WAS DRAGOMIR'S FAVORITE. 345 00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:42,292 - UH, MADAME VARCOLAC? 346 00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:46,230 [howling] 347 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,565 UH, WE'RE GOING INTO TOWN AFTER BREAKFAST. 348 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,468 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU NEED? - I GIVE YOU LIST. 349 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,069 - IS THERE AN INTERNET CAFE? 350 00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,237 I NEED TO GET ONLINE. 351 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,305 - WE HAVE WORLD WIDE WEB HERE, BOY. 352 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:57,141 - YOU DO? - DA. 353 00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:59,176 PASSWORD IS BRANGELINA. 354 00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:03,080 [laughs] 355 00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,250 CAREFUL ON ROAD. 356 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:07,919 IS SPEED TRAP. 357 00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:25,603 - HEY, KIDS. 358 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,905 "PROPERTIES BY PAULINA." THAT'S IT. 359 00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:31,108 HEY, UM, I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS LATER, OKAY? 360 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:35,179 OH, HUNTER, DON'T BRING HOME ANY STRAY VAMPIRES. 361 00:18:35,181 --> 00:18:37,148 OKAY? 362 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,987 - COME WELCOME. EVERYBODY GATHER ROUND. 363 00:18:42,989 --> 00:18:44,655 - OH, NO WAY. 364 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:47,991 - BEHOLD THE GREAT PROTECTOR OF WOLFSBERG. 365 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:51,028 THE BEAST REIGNS SUPREME! 366 00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:52,629 [indistinct chatter] 367 00:18:52,631 --> 00:18:56,767 BEHOLD THE GREAT PROTECTOR OF WOLFSBERG. 368 00:18:56,769 --> 00:19:00,571 THE BEAST REIGNS SUPREME! 369 00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:03,474 CHILDREN, WHY YOU LAUGH? 370 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,476 - THIS PLACE IS AWESOME! 371 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,877 LET'S CRUISE AROUND AND CHECK IT OUT. 372 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,145 - NO, WE'RE NOT CRUISING. 373 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,746 WE HAVE A LIST. 374 00:19:09,748 --> 00:19:12,115 - OH, LOOK AT THIS-- - THERE'S THE MARKET. 375 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:13,116 I THINK. 376 00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:14,418 COME ON. 377 00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:23,161 - MAIL CHAIN. WHOA, CHECK THIS OUT. 378 00:19:26,565 --> 00:19:28,466 OH, COOL. SNAKE VENOM. 379 00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:35,673 - "BE BACK IN A JIFF." 380 00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:44,214 - OH! - OH! 381 00:19:44,216 --> 00:19:46,149 - I AM SORRY! SO SORRY. 382 00:19:46,151 --> 00:19:49,420 I AM BIG KLUTZ. - YEAH, ME TOO. 383 00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,023 UM, CAN YOU GET THIS OFF ME? 384 00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:54,992 - UH, HERE. 385 00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:56,761 PLEASE, FORGIVE ME. 386 00:19:59,498 --> 00:20:02,032 - THANKS, UH-- 387 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,736 - GORAN. 388 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,739 I, UH--I AM GORAN. 389 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:12,176 EH... - UM, I'M JORDAN. 390 00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:26,523 - PERHAPS I COULD HELP YOU WITH YOUR SHOPPING. 391 00:20:26,525 --> 00:20:28,859 - THAT'D BE GREAT, ACTUALLY. YEAH. 392 00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:31,028 UM, I HAVE A LIST, BUT I DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND 393 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:33,030 ANYTHING ON IT. 394 00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,899 UH, SO, DO YOU-- - OH. 395 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:38,836 [speaking native language] 396 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,937 AH, MADAME VARCOLAC. 397 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:45,208 [howling] 398 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:48,179 SHE CAN BE VERY DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND. 399 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:59,657 I--SO, UH, JORDAN, 400 00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:02,059 YOU ARE AMERICAN? 401 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,493 - YES, I AM. 402 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:05,696 - I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO AMERICA. 403 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:07,598 - REALLY? - I WANT TO GET PUNK'D. 404 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,233 AND I WANT TO SING 405 00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:12,202 � TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME � 406 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:13,237 - [laughs] 407 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:17,308 - I--IT'S, UH, STUPID, RIGHT? 408 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:20,645 - NO, IT'S NOT STUPID AT ALL. 409 00:21:20,647 --> 00:21:23,680 I MEAN, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY AT THE SOCCER WORLD CUP. 410 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:26,283 - MAYBE YOU WILL. - DOUBTFUL. 411 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,786 - JORDAN, UM-- - OH, SORRY. 412 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,255 [laughs] 413 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,857 - MAYBE WHILE YOU ARE HERE, 414 00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,826 I CAN SHOW YOU AROUND WOLFSBERG. 415 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:39,830 IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL TOWN, 416 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,699 ESPECIALLY UNDER THE FULL MOON. 417 00:21:44,370 --> 00:21:47,071 - OH, UH, I DON'T KNOW. 418 00:21:47,073 --> 00:21:49,272 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF MY BROTHER, 419 00:21:49,274 --> 00:21:51,174 AND, UM, I'M ONLY HERE FOR A FEW DAYS, 420 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:53,177 SO I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA BE--OH! 421 00:21:53,179 --> 00:21:54,445 - OY! OY, OY! 422 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:55,612 - OH, MY GOSH, I'M SO SORRY. 423 00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:57,047 I'M SORRY, GORAN. 424 00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:58,482 I DIDN'T MEAN TO. - IT'S OKAY. 425 00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,816 NO PROBLEMA. 426 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,119 - [laughs] 427 00:22:05,191 --> 00:22:07,558 [clattering] 428 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:12,797 - I KNEW THE AMERICAN GIRLS WERE BEAUTIFUL, BUT SHE'S... 429 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,998 - A VEGETARIAN. 430 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:17,001 DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME ON THAT. 431 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:19,836 HEY, SO HOW MUCH FOR THE EYE OF NEWT? 432 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,639 [knocking] 433 00:22:31,483 --> 00:22:32,883 - UH, MADAME VARCOLAC. 434 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:36,553 [howling] 435 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:39,689 I AM SO COMPLETELY SORRY FOR LOSS. 436 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:42,526 I JUST--I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET POOR OLD DRAGOMIR 437 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,094 OUT OF MY HEAD. 438 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:47,330 [gasps] AND YOU MUST BE DAVID. 439 00:22:47,332 --> 00:22:48,332 - PAULINA? 440 00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:50,067 - [laughs] HOW DID YOU KNOW? 441 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:51,535 - OH, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR COOKIES. 442 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:55,238 - AW, WELL, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I'M JUST AS SWEET, 443 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,740 SO SWEET, I GAVE YOU A CAVITY. 444 00:22:56,742 --> 00:22:58,508 [laughter] 445 00:22:58,510 --> 00:23:01,512 - [grunts] 446 00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,347 - MANNERS-- UH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO... 447 00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:04,815 - THANK YOU. 448 00:23:04,817 --> 00:23:08,084 - COME IN? - OH, WOW. 449 00:23:08,086 --> 00:23:11,388 NOW, THIS IS STUNNING, 450 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:15,759 AND YOU MUST BE THE DASHING YOUNG HUNTER 451 00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:17,327 AND THE EXQUISITE JORDAN. 452 00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:18,395 - [laughs] - DO WE KNOW YOU? 453 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,797 - WELL, I KNOW YOU. 454 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:22,666 IT'S NOT EVERY DAY WOLFSBERG MANOR CHANGES HANDS. 455 00:23:22,668 --> 00:23:24,201 THAT MAKES Y'ALL FAMOUS AROUND HERE. 456 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,302 [clicking] 457 00:23:25,304 --> 00:23:27,371 [laughter] 458 00:23:27,373 --> 00:23:29,707 THAT'S MY CAMERA. [laughs] 459 00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:33,110 SO, DAVID, I WAS HOPING YOU WERE FREE FOR DINNER TONIGHT. 460 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:34,111 - NO. - NO? 461 00:23:34,113 --> 00:23:35,278 - HE'S TOTALLY FREE. 462 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:37,581 - I'M TOTALLY FREE. - [laughs] 463 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:40,350 I KNOW AN ADORABLE LITTLE BISTRO THAT'LL BE THE PERFECT PLACE 464 00:23:40,352 --> 00:23:42,586 FOR US TO GET ACQUAINTED. 465 00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:45,322 - WELCOME TO VELVET CAPE. 466 00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:46,257 PLEASE FOLLOW ME. 467 00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:53,397 IS EVERYTHING ACCEPTABLE WITH YOUR MEAL? 468 00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:56,099 - YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, MINE'S A LITTLE ON THE RARE SIDE. 469 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:57,834 - MM, THAT'S MY BAD. 470 00:23:57,836 --> 00:23:59,870 I LIKE MINE STILL WALKING. 471 00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:00,904 [moos] - [laughs] 472 00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:02,940 - [chuckles] COULD YOU COOK IT? 473 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:07,310 YOU KNOW, JORDAN HAS BEEN TRYING TO CONVINCE ME 474 00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:09,012 TO GET OUT MORE, MEET NEW PEOPLE. 475 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:10,181 H, HUNTER, ON THE OTHER HAND-- 476 00:24:10,183 --> 00:24:12,148 - ISN'T TOO THRILLED WITH THE IDEA... 477 00:24:12,150 --> 00:24:14,418 - RIGHT. - WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE. 478 00:24:14,420 --> 00:24:16,787 I MEAN, HE WAS REALLY CLOSE TO HIS MOTHER. 479 00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,054 - WOW. YOU PICKED UP ON THAT. 480 00:24:18,056 --> 00:24:21,091 - I'VE GOT THIS CRAZY SIXTH SENSE. 481 00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:24,461 SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK I'M KIND OF SPOOKY. 482 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,064 CAN YOU IMAGINE ANYONE CALLING ME SPOOKY? 483 00:24:28,734 --> 00:24:30,867 BOO! [laughs] 484 00:24:30,869 --> 00:24:33,203 - [chuckles nervously] 485 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:34,605 [sighs] YOU GOT ME. 486 00:24:34,607 --> 00:24:36,640 - WHOO, SOMEONE'S A SCAREDY-CAT. 487 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,641 [laughs] 488 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,342 - HEY, RELAX. 489 00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:40,443 TRY TO HAVE SOME FUN. 490 00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:42,011 - YOU GUYS KNOW I HATE PARTIES. 491 00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:43,246 - HANG OUT FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 492 00:24:43,248 --> 00:24:44,814 CORT'S FOR SURE GONNA BE HERE. 493 00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,182 [energetic rock music] 494 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:47,451 - EH, YOU MAY WANT TO DITCH THE GLASSES 495 00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:48,886 AND PUT ON SOME MAKEUP, THOUGH. 496 00:24:48,888 --> 00:24:52,122 � � 497 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:53,190 - [sneezes] 498 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:55,426 - SO I CHECKED UNDERWORLDBLOG.NET, 499 00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:58,829 LOVELYCANTHROPES.COM, AND RIPPEDTOSHREDS.ORG. 500 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:00,531 THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING. 501 00:25:00,533 --> 00:25:03,000 WOLFSBERG BEAST IS JUST A GUY IN A SUIT. 502 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:06,403 - THOSE SITES ARE COMMERCIALIZED GARBAGE RUN BY LAME GROWN-UPS. 503 00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:08,839 - THE REAL STUFF IS ON THE UNDERGROUND BLOGS. 504 00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:13,610 WE FOUND A GUY WHO ACTUALLY SPENT A WHOLE YEAR IN WOLFSBERG, 505 00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:15,379 AND I QUOTE, 506 00:25:15,381 --> 00:25:18,949 "THERE IS NO DOUBT IN MY MIND THAT THE WOLFSBERG BEAST EXISTS. 507 00:25:18,951 --> 00:25:22,920 I HAVE SEEN IT FROM AS CLOSE AS 100 YARDS AND--" 508 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:24,855 - [screams] 509 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,260 - COME ON, PLEASE? 510 00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:31,362 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE INTERNET? 511 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:32,529 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? 512 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,531 - I WAS AT A PARTY. - A COSTUME PARTY? 513 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:35,766 - NOT FUNNY. 514 00:25:35,768 --> 00:25:37,901 CAN YOU FIX IT? - YEAH. 515 00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:39,703 WE JUST GOT TO FIND THE ROUTER AND RESET IT. 516 00:25:39,705 --> 00:25:41,604 - [sighs] 517 00:25:41,606 --> 00:25:42,606 - COME ON. 518 00:25:42,608 --> 00:25:44,408 - SO THE, UH--THE CASTLE-- 519 00:25:44,410 --> 00:25:45,609 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 520 00:25:45,611 --> 00:25:48,412 - WOLFSBERG MANNER, IT'S SPECTACULAR. 521 00:25:48,414 --> 00:25:51,715 - IT IS, ISN'T IT? 522 00:25:51,717 --> 00:25:54,584 - DAVID, ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU WANT TO SELL IT? 523 00:25:54,586 --> 00:25:56,352 IT'S BEEN IN YOUR FAMILY FOREVER. 524 00:25:56,354 --> 00:25:57,554 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 525 00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:59,623 I'M JUST NOT SURE WE REALLY HAVE A CHOICE. 526 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:01,392 TIMES ARE TOUGH. 527 00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:05,629 - YOU ARE GONNA SIT BACK 528 00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:07,964 AND LEAVE EVERYTHING TO ME. 529 00:26:07,966 --> 00:26:09,966 I'VE WON THE ROMANIAN REAL ESTATE ASSOCIATION'S 530 00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:12,269 CRIMSON JACKET AWARD FIVE YEARS IN A ROW. 531 00:26:12,271 --> 00:26:13,871 - WOW. CONGRATULATIONS. 532 00:26:13,873 --> 00:26:16,073 - THANK YOU. 533 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:19,876 IS IT OKAY? 534 00:26:19,878 --> 00:26:21,812 - PERFECT. - GREAT. 535 00:26:23,816 --> 00:26:26,449 - COME ON. COME ON, SIGNAL. 536 00:26:26,451 --> 00:26:28,485 [electronic beeping] 537 00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:30,888 HEY, HERE'S WHERE THE SIGNAL FOR THE WIRELESS 538 00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,689 IS THE STRONGEST. 539 00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:34,290 - GREAT. SO WHERE IS IT? 540 00:26:34,292 --> 00:26:35,926 - IT'S GOT TO BE BEHIND THIS BOOKCASE. 541 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:36,960 - OH, COME ON. 542 00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:39,963 - HELLO? CREEPY CASTLE? 543 00:26:39,965 --> 00:26:42,099 USUALLY ONE OF THE OLDER BOOKS TRIGGERS IT. 544 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:51,141 SEE? 545 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:52,409 - UNIVERSAL REMOTE. 546 00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:08,592 - WHOA. 547 00:27:14,032 --> 00:27:16,366 - YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BE IN HERE. 548 00:27:16,368 --> 00:27:18,134 I MEAN, WHAT IF MADAME VARCOLAC-- 549 00:27:18,136 --> 00:27:20,136 [howling] 550 00:27:20,138 --> 00:27:21,805 [groans] I REALLY HATE THAT. 551 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:24,475 - HOW DO YOU THINK SHE FEELS? 552 00:27:24,477 --> 00:27:26,843 MAN, THIS PLACE IS AWESOME. 553 00:27:26,845 --> 00:27:27,778 - IT'S CREEPY. 554 00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:33,149 EW. 555 00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,484 - HEY, I FOUND THE ROUTER. 556 00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,120 - JUST FIX IT, AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 557 00:27:42,694 --> 00:27:43,861 UGH. 558 00:27:43,863 --> 00:27:46,463 DISGUSTING. 559 00:27:46,465 --> 00:27:48,399 UGH, GROSS. 560 00:27:53,973 --> 00:27:57,307 "L.B. 217." 561 00:27:57,309 --> 00:27:59,075 HUH. 562 00:27:59,077 --> 00:28:00,744 [yells] HUNTER! 563 00:28:00,746 --> 00:28:03,746 - GOOD GOING. - YOU ARE SO IMMATURE. 564 00:28:03,748 --> 00:28:04,981 - THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE. 565 00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:05,982 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 566 00:28:05,984 --> 00:28:08,451 [footsteps tapping] 567 00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:10,854 - HIDE. 568 00:28:10,856 --> 00:28:12,189 - OW! 569 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:14,424 - COME ON. - I STEPPED ON THE GLASS. 570 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,260 - WOULD YOU HURRY UP? 571 00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:36,880 JUST DUCK. DUCK. 572 00:28:36,882 --> 00:28:38,782 OKAY. 573 00:28:38,784 --> 00:28:41,785 [suspenseful music] 574 00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:49,727 � � 575 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:03,406 - DO YOU THINK SHE'S GONE? 576 00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:04,341 - I DON'T KNOW. 577 00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:13,850 [hissing] 578 00:29:13,852 --> 00:29:15,385 - HUNTER, CUT IT OUT. 579 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:17,620 - WHAT? - STOP MAKING THAT NOISE. 580 00:29:17,622 --> 00:29:19,522 - IT WASN'T ME. 581 00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:23,193 [hissing and growling] 582 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:24,761 - GET SOME LIGHT. 583 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,698 [squeaking] 584 00:29:29,901 --> 00:29:31,902 - THOSE ARE... 585 00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:33,837 both: BATS! 586 00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:36,774 [both screaming] 587 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:46,649 - WHO HAS A ROOM FULL OF BATS IN THEIR HOUSE? 588 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:48,819 - UNCLE D. HE WAS LIVING LARGE. 589 00:29:48,821 --> 00:29:50,687 - OW! OW, OW. 590 00:29:50,689 --> 00:29:52,122 - I HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED YOU YET. 591 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:53,590 - YEAH, WELL, JUST DO IT ALREADY. 592 00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:55,893 - OKAY, BUT YOU HAVE TO STOP MOVING. 593 00:29:57,596 --> 00:29:59,462 [grunts] 594 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:02,165 GOT IT. 595 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:04,601 IT'S GNARLY. 596 00:30:04,603 --> 00:30:05,668 UGH. 597 00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:07,437 - [sighs] 598 00:30:07,439 --> 00:30:09,372 COULD THIS NIGHT GET ANY WORSE? 599 00:30:09,374 --> 00:30:10,640 [energetic rock music] 600 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:13,577 [laughter and indistinct chatter] 601 00:30:17,082 --> 00:30:18,615 - WHOO! 602 00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:19,650 - IT'S GOOD, RIGHT? 603 00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:29,493 [thunder rumbling] 604 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:31,561 - [groaning] 605 00:30:31,563 --> 00:30:33,163 NO. 606 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:34,530 [groans] 607 00:30:34,532 --> 00:30:36,599 [howling] [gasps] 608 00:30:36,601 --> 00:30:37,901 [panting] 609 00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:39,803 [howling continues] 610 00:30:39,805 --> 00:30:42,739 [thunder rumbling] 611 00:30:46,445 --> 00:30:48,311 - THIS LOOKS GREAT. 612 00:30:48,313 --> 00:30:50,313 - DID YOU GUYS HEAR ANYTHING WEIRD LAST NIGHT? 613 00:30:50,315 --> 00:30:52,683 - NOT ME. I SLEPT LIKE A DOG. 614 00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:54,450 - YOU MEAN LOG. 615 00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:56,253 - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID. 616 00:30:58,524 --> 00:31:01,257 - WHAT IS MATTER? YOU DON'T LIKE PORRIDGE? 617 00:31:01,259 --> 00:31:03,393 - NO! IT'S GREAT. 618 00:31:03,395 --> 00:31:04,628 MMM. YUMMY. 619 00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:12,436 - MMM. 620 00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:14,805 MMM. 621 00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:17,907 - HEY, DAD, TELL US ABOUT YOUR DATE. 622 00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:20,110 - IT WASN'T A DATE. - IT WAS JUST BUSINESS. 623 00:31:20,112 --> 00:31:22,512 - SURE IT WAS, DAD. - ALL RIGHT. 624 00:31:22,514 --> 00:31:24,948 TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, UH, 625 00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:26,716 IT WAS GREAT TO GET OUT AND HAVE A NICE MEAL 626 00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,618 WITH AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN. 627 00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:30,621 [chomping] 628 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,926 - DUDE, ARE YOU DROOLING? - WHAT? 629 00:31:36,928 --> 00:31:38,228 NO. I DON'T DROOL. 630 00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:42,065 - I MEAN, WE DID TALK ABOUT THE CASTLE AND ALL, 631 00:31:42,067 --> 00:31:43,366 BUT I HAVE TO SAY, 632 00:31:43,368 --> 00:31:45,936 SHE SEEMED PRETTY INTERESTED IN YOUR DEAR OLD DAD. 633 00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:50,306 - MADAME V., WHERE ARE YOU GONNA LIVE AFTER WE SELL THE CASTLE? 634 00:31:50,308 --> 00:31:51,975 - I'M SURE SHE HAS FAMILY, HUNTER. 635 00:31:51,977 --> 00:31:54,377 - DRAGOMIR WAS MY FAMILY. 636 00:31:54,379 --> 00:31:56,246 - [sighs] 637 00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:57,781 GUYS, WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT, OKAY? 638 00:31:57,783 --> 00:32:00,416 WE'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE ANYONE OUT ON THE STREET, OKAY? 639 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:03,653 - SO HOW DID UNCLE DRAGOMIR DIE, ANYWAY? 640 00:32:03,655 --> 00:32:06,356 - HUNTER, I'M SURE MADAME V. DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT. 641 00:32:09,127 --> 00:32:10,994 - IS OKAY. 642 00:32:10,996 --> 00:32:14,564 WAS TRAGIC HUNTING ACCIDENT. 643 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:15,632 - WHAT WAS HE LIKE? 644 00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,600 WAS HE LIKE DR. FRANKENSTEIN? 645 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:21,437 - DRAGOMIR WAS BRILLIANT MAN WITH KIND HEART. 646 00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:23,240 SIGUR. 647 00:32:25,077 --> 00:32:26,476 - DAD! 648 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:28,111 YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? BRING PAULINA FLOWERS. 649 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:31,314 WOMEN LOVE THAT STUFF. - OH, OKAY. 650 00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:33,750 HMM, PLATE. 651 00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:55,839 - HMM. 652 00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:01,177 [knocks] 653 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:02,845 - PAULINA? 654 00:33:02,847 --> 00:33:04,715 IT'S DAVID SANDS. 655 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:13,356 [sighs] 656 00:33:13,358 --> 00:33:16,626 - OH, HUNTER, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA LIKE ANYONE DAD GOES OUT WITH. 657 00:33:16,628 --> 00:33:17,661 - THAT'S NOT IT. 658 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:19,462 - OH, SURE IT IS. 659 00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:20,897 IT'S NATURAL! 660 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,165 - OW. - BUT IT'S OKAY. 661 00:33:22,167 --> 00:33:25,001 YOU'LL GET PAST IT. OH, COME. 662 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,704 MY SWEET, SWEET LITTLE BROTHER, 663 00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:30,573 EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY! 664 00:33:30,575 --> 00:33:32,108 [sighs] - [groans] 665 00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:34,177 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 666 00:33:34,179 --> 00:33:36,345 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 667 00:33:36,347 --> 00:33:39,249 [sniffing] 668 00:33:39,251 --> 00:33:40,450 DO YOU SMELL THAT? 669 00:33:40,452 --> 00:33:43,420 - [sniffs] SMELL WHAT? 670 00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:44,754 - COTTON CANDY! 671 00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:46,256 I LOVE COTTON CANDY. COME ON. 672 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:53,363 - HOW'D YOU SMELL THAT? 673 00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,198 - THIS PLACE IS AMAZING! 674 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:59,068 I MEAN, THE COSTUMES, THE SHOPS, THE PEOPLE-- 675 00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:00,270 IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL. 676 00:34:00,272 --> 00:34:04,307 EVERYTHING IS SO BEAUTIFUL. 677 00:34:04,309 --> 00:34:05,575 - ARE YOU OKAY, JORDAN? 678 00:34:05,577 --> 00:34:07,911 - I DON'T KNOW! DO I LOOK OKAY? 679 00:34:07,913 --> 00:34:10,280 - YEAH-- - LET'S GO PLAY IN THE PARK! 680 00:34:10,282 --> 00:34:12,549 - WHAT PARK? - CAN'T YOU HEAR IT? 681 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,550 - NO. 682 00:34:14,552 --> 00:34:16,119 JORDAN! 683 00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:17,420 - OH, MY GOSH! 684 00:34:17,422 --> 00:34:20,690 LOOK AT ALL THAT GRASS. I LOVE GRASS! 685 00:34:20,692 --> 00:34:23,360 - WHAT? NO, YOU DON'T. 686 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,928 YOU'RE ALLERGIC TO GRASS 687 00:34:25,930 --> 00:34:27,564 AND DOGS! 688 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:28,565 - HEY, GUYS! 689 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:32,035 [dogs barking] 690 00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:38,608 - JORDAN, WHAT IS UP WITH YOU? 691 00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:40,243 - GORAN! 692 00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:42,379 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 693 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,483 - HEY, YOU! 694 00:34:47,485 --> 00:34:52,255 UH-- - JORDAN, YOU ARE VERY STRONG. 695 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:53,990 - THANKS. SO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? 696 00:34:53,992 --> 00:34:58,462 - I WAS DELIVERING, AND, UH, NOW I MUST GO TENDERIZE. 697 00:34:58,464 --> 00:34:59,462 - OH. 698 00:34:59,464 --> 00:35:01,097 GORAN, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 699 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:03,200 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I WAS WRONG. - ABOUT WHAT? 700 00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:04,567 - YOU KNOW, AT FIRST, I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE 701 00:35:04,569 --> 00:35:06,436 VEGETARIAN-BUTCHER THING WAS GONNA BE WAY TOO WEIRD, 702 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:07,938 BUT NOW I'M THINKING NOT SO MUCH. 703 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:09,405 - REALLY? - REALLY. 704 00:35:09,407 --> 00:35:11,241 SO IF THE INVITATION'S STILL OPEN, 705 00:35:11,243 --> 00:35:13,009 I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU UP ON THAT MOONLIGHT TOUR. 706 00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:15,411 - YOU WOULD? - QUIET, HUNTER. 707 00:35:15,413 --> 00:35:16,412 SO ARE WE ON? 708 00:35:16,414 --> 00:35:19,616 - YES. YES, WE ARE ON. 709 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,150 - YAY. [purrs] 710 00:35:21,152 --> 00:35:22,519 [laughs] 711 00:35:33,765 --> 00:35:34,764 WHAT? HE'S CUTE. 712 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,999 - HE'S A BUTCHER! 713 00:35:37,001 --> 00:35:38,435 - YEAH. 714 00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:51,781 WHOA. 715 00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:06,462 [gasps] 716 00:36:06,464 --> 00:36:08,098 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 717 00:36:17,809 --> 00:36:19,642 [screams] 718 00:36:19,644 --> 00:36:21,277 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 719 00:36:21,279 --> 00:36:24,514 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - ME? 720 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:26,348 I'M, UH--I'M GETTING READY FOR MY DATE. 721 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:27,917 - FOUND THIS OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR. 722 00:36:27,919 --> 00:36:29,986 - [clears throat] 723 00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:31,353 [chuckles] 724 00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:34,957 HUNTER, YOU'VE BEEN ACTING REALLY STRANGE LATELY. 725 00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:36,358 YOU ALL RIGHT? 726 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,660 - I'M FINE. 727 00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:39,095 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 728 00:36:39,097 --> 00:36:41,230 - [laughs] 729 00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:43,399 I'M FINE. 730 00:36:43,401 --> 00:36:45,902 SO NOW THAT WE'RE BOTH ALL RIGHT, 731 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:47,537 WHY DON'T YOU GO AND CHAT WITH YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS 732 00:36:47,539 --> 00:36:49,773 ONLINE SO I WON'T BE LATE? 733 00:36:53,511 --> 00:36:55,278 - OH, MY GOSH. 734 00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:58,014 THEY'RE SCRUMDILLYICIOUS. 735 00:36:58,016 --> 00:36:59,649 LOOK AT OUR LITTLE FACES. 736 00:36:59,651 --> 00:37:00,883 - AW. - AW. 737 00:37:00,885 --> 00:37:03,153 WE'RE SO CUTE. - YEAH. 738 00:37:03,155 --> 00:37:05,321 [both chuckling] 739 00:37:05,323 --> 00:37:07,090 [footsteps tapping] 740 00:37:07,092 --> 00:37:08,224 MADAME VARCOLAC. 741 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,226 [howling] 742 00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:12,462 UH, YOU REMEMBER PAULINA. - HI. 743 00:37:12,464 --> 00:37:14,764 - YOU WILL CLEAN UP MESS IN KITCHEN. 744 00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:15,966 - OF COURSE. 745 00:37:21,139 --> 00:37:22,939 [both snicker] 746 00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:25,074 - SHH! - [laughs] 747 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,910 - [whispers] BUSTED. - CREEPY. 748 00:37:26,912 --> 00:37:28,878 - [whispers] SHE'S THE MAYOR OF CREEPYTOWN. 749 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,980 - [whispers] YEAH. 750 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:33,115 - SO WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER, ANYWAY? 751 00:37:33,117 --> 00:37:35,818 - OH, THERE'S ALL KINDS OF RUMORS. 752 00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:37,387 - WHAT KIND OF RUMORS? 753 00:37:37,389 --> 00:37:38,688 - OH, DAVID, I SHOULDN'T SAY. 754 00:37:38,690 --> 00:37:40,456 I JUST--I HATE GOSSIP. - OKAY. 755 00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:43,526 - BUT DRAGOMIR DID DIE UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES. 756 00:37:43,528 --> 00:37:47,130 - [whispers] REALLY? - [whispers] YEAH. 757 00:37:47,132 --> 00:37:49,999 THERE ARE THOSE THAT BELIEVE THAT MADAME V. MAY HAVE... 758 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:51,868 EH-ERR-EH-ERR-EH-ERR. 759 00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:54,003 - [cricks] - [cricks] 760 00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:56,272 BUT COME ON. 761 00:37:56,274 --> 00:37:57,573 THAT'S CRAZY, RIGHT? 762 00:37:57,575 --> 00:37:59,942 I MEAN, THERE'S NO WAY SHE COULD HAVE-- 763 00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,845 IS THERE? 764 00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:03,213 - HMM. 765 00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:10,720 [howling] 766 00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:29,972 - YOU SAID IT YOURSELF. 767 00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:31,541 SHE'S EATING MEAT. 768 00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:33,209 SHE CAN HEAR FROM A MILE AWAY, 769 00:38:33,211 --> 00:38:34,844 AND SHE CAN SMELL LIKE A BLOODHOUND. 770 00:38:34,846 --> 00:38:36,312 - DUDE, YOUR SISTER IS A WEREWOLF. 771 00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:38,348 - MAYBE SHE'S JUST HORMONAL. - LET'S REVIEW. 772 00:38:38,350 --> 00:38:40,316 THERE ARE THREE WAYS TO BECOME A WEREWOLF. 773 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:42,552 FIRST, YOU'RE IN THE BLOODLINE OF A WEREWOLF FAMILY, 774 00:38:42,554 --> 00:38:44,120 BUT THERE'S NO TRANSFORMATION 775 00:38:44,122 --> 00:38:45,588 UNTIL THE FULL MOON'S AT ITS HIGHEST POINT, 776 00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:46,790 WHICH ISN'T UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT. 777 00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:48,024 - SO THAT RULES OUT JORDAN. 778 00:38:48,026 --> 00:38:51,860 RUNNING A CLOSE SECOND IS THE WEREWOLF BITE, 779 00:38:51,862 --> 00:38:53,729 OLD-SCHOOL, HARD-CORE. 780 00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:57,801 - BUT SHE DIDN'T GET BITTEN, WHICH BRINGS US TO NUMBER THREE: 781 00:38:57,803 --> 00:39:00,403 INFECTION BY THE BLOOD OF A WEREWOLF. 782 00:39:00,405 --> 00:39:01,670 - [laughs] SOUND FAMILIAR? 783 00:39:01,672 --> 00:39:03,506 - HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS WEREWOLF BLOOD? 784 00:39:03,508 --> 00:39:06,042 - HELLO? - L.B. 217. 785 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:07,410 - LYCANTHROPE BLOOD. 786 00:39:07,412 --> 00:39:09,812 - LYCANTHROPE, FROM THE ANCIENT GREEK 787 00:39:09,814 --> 00:39:12,382 DENOTING THE WOLF-MAN TRANSFORMATION. 788 00:39:12,384 --> 00:39:14,818 THOSE EFFECTS START IMMEDIATELY AFTER EXPOSURE. 789 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:18,921 THAT, MY FRIEND, IS WHAT YOU ARE DEALING WITH. 790 00:39:18,923 --> 00:39:19,923 - GREAT. WHAT DO I DO? 791 00:39:19,925 --> 00:39:21,457 - WHERE IS JORDAN? 792 00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:23,659 - I THINK SHE'S GETTING READY FOR A DINNER DATE OR SOMETHING. 793 00:39:23,661 --> 00:39:25,494 - DUDE! - DUDE, NO! 794 00:39:25,496 --> 00:39:27,763 - WHAT? - DON'T YOU GET IT, BRO? 795 00:39:27,765 --> 00:39:30,166 - HER DATE IS THE DINNER! 796 00:39:43,748 --> 00:39:46,750 [upbeat rock music] 797 00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:49,819 � � 798 00:39:49,821 --> 00:39:51,521 - BINE. 799 00:39:51,523 --> 00:39:59,896 � � 800 00:40:01,198 --> 00:40:02,198 - GOOD EVENING, GORAN. 801 00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,532 - JORDAN, UH, 802 00:40:03,534 --> 00:40:08,738 YOU LOOK VERY DIFFERENT. 803 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,940 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 804 00:40:10,942 --> 00:40:11,941 - [laughs] 805 00:40:11,943 --> 00:40:13,409 IT'S PERFECT, 806 00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:15,244 JUST PERFECT. 807 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:18,247 [laughing] 808 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,282 - DUDE, WHAT'S HAPPENING? 809 00:40:19,284 --> 00:40:20,650 - SHE MORPHED INTO THE BEAST? 810 00:40:20,652 --> 00:40:22,085 - [laughs] YOU ARE TOO MUCH. 811 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:23,953 - NO, NOT EXACTLY. 812 00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:25,655 - COME. 813 00:40:27,325 --> 00:40:28,324 - THEY'RE ON THE MOVE. 814 00:40:28,326 --> 00:40:29,625 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, 815 00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:31,261 BUT IN WOLFSBERG, 816 00:40:31,263 --> 00:40:32,995 I FEEL LIKE ANOTHER PERSON, 817 00:40:32,997 --> 00:40:35,564 YOU KNOW, STRONG, ALIVE. 818 00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:36,733 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 819 00:40:36,735 --> 00:40:38,968 - MM, NOT SO MUCH. 820 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:40,970 - OH, IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE. 821 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:44,073 I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT. 822 00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:45,775 - HEY! 823 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:46,942 BE CAREFUL! 824 00:40:46,944 --> 00:40:49,212 - THIS... 825 00:40:49,214 --> 00:40:51,180 IS... 826 00:40:51,182 --> 00:40:53,115 AWESOME! 827 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,183 [grunts] 828 00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:55,184 [sighs] 829 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:57,453 - WHOA! - COME ON! 830 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:59,756 - WHAT HAPPENED? - SHE STUCK THE LANDING. 831 00:40:59,758 --> 00:41:01,057 - WHAT DO YOU SAY WE TAKE THAT TOUR OF THE TOWN? 832 00:41:01,059 --> 00:41:02,225 - I-- - COME ON. 833 00:41:02,227 --> 00:41:04,060 - SURE. [nervously laughs] 834 00:41:07,365 --> 00:41:08,697 - WHAT'S SHE DOING NOW? 835 00:41:08,699 --> 00:41:09,732 - DANCING. 836 00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:11,600 - WHAT, LIKE, BREAK-DANCING? 837 00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:13,936 - NO, JUST DANCING. 838 00:41:13,938 --> 00:41:15,804 - IT'S NOT DANCING, BRO. 839 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:17,574 IT'S LURING. DON'T YOU GET IT? 840 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:19,375 SHE'S WEANING HIM FROM THE PACK! 841 00:41:19,377 --> 00:41:21,778 SHE'S GONNA TURN HIM INTO A ROMANIAN COMBO PLATTER. 842 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,379 both: YOU HAVE TO STOP HER! 843 00:41:30,454 --> 00:41:32,121 - [grunts] 844 00:41:32,123 --> 00:41:33,789 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 845 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:35,357 WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME? 846 00:41:35,359 --> 00:41:36,358 - HURRY. 847 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,461 WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 848 00:41:38,463 --> 00:41:40,229 - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 849 00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:41,697 - THEY WILL COME FOR YOU. 850 00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:43,299 YOU MUST PREPARE. 851 00:41:43,301 --> 00:41:46,836 I WILL BE WATCHING. 852 00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:49,438 - WHAT? 853 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,541 - DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT? 854 00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:53,242 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 855 00:41:53,244 --> 00:41:54,577 - WHERE IS JORDAN? 856 00:41:54,579 --> 00:41:56,546 - LOST HER. 857 00:41:56,548 --> 00:41:58,248 - WELL, YOU BETTER FIND HER! 858 00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:09,559 - [panting] 859 00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:10,660 - [giggles] 860 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:17,233 - OH, GOSH. 861 00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:18,968 JORDAN, NO! 862 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:23,539 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 863 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:26,141 - I DON'T KNOW. 864 00:42:26,143 --> 00:42:29,178 JUST--I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA-- 865 00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:30,379 - THOUGHT I WAS GONNA WHAT? 866 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:31,948 - NEVER MIND. 867 00:42:34,619 --> 00:42:37,853 SO... 868 00:42:37,855 --> 00:42:39,355 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS UP TO? 869 00:42:39,357 --> 00:42:42,224 - WELL, WE WERE HAVING A ROMANTIC EVENING, 870 00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:43,859 WEREN'T WE, GORAN? 871 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:45,961 - UH, YES? 872 00:42:45,963 --> 00:42:47,530 - UNTIL YOU RUINED IT! 873 00:42:49,834 --> 00:42:53,336 YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. 874 00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,673 [grunts] 875 00:42:57,675 --> 00:43:01,344 [grunting] 876 00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:04,246 - YOUR SISTER-- 877 00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:08,617 SHE IS VERY HARD-CORE. 878 00:43:08,619 --> 00:43:11,921 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 879 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:15,390 - � SHE'LL BE COMIN' AROUND THE CASTLE WHEN SHE COMES � 880 00:43:15,392 --> 00:43:16,725 � SHE'LL BE COMIN' AROUND � 881 00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:20,196 HI, PAULINA-- � THE CASTLE WHEN SHE COMES � 882 00:43:20,198 --> 00:43:22,498 � SHE'LL BE COMIN' AROUND THE CASTLE � 883 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:24,967 � SHE'LL BE COMIN' � 884 00:43:24,969 --> 00:43:26,436 - [gasps and growls] 885 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,509 - OKAY. 886 00:43:33,511 --> 00:43:36,012 DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING. 887 00:43:47,324 --> 00:43:48,624 - JORDAN? 888 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:51,561 - [panting] 889 00:43:58,169 --> 00:44:02,238 - HEY, JORDAN? 890 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:03,872 I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON. 891 00:44:03,874 --> 00:44:07,476 RIGHT NOW, EVERYTHING SEEMS GREAT. 892 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,445 - [growls] 893 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,149 - Y-YOU'RE ROLLIN' AROUND IN THE GRASS 894 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:17,687 AND EATIN' STEAKS AND PLAYIN' WITH THE OTHER DOGS, 895 00:44:17,689 --> 00:44:22,792 BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD THIS CAN GET. 896 00:44:24,595 --> 00:44:27,963 JORDAN, LOOK OUT THERE. 897 00:44:27,965 --> 00:44:30,466 IT'S ONLY GONNA GET WORSE. 898 00:44:30,468 --> 00:44:31,967 YOU NEED HELP, 899 00:44:31,969 --> 00:44:35,371 BUT I CAN'T HELP YOU IF YOU WON'T LET ME. 900 00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:37,539 - [panting] - ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT. 901 00:44:37,541 --> 00:44:41,177 YOU'RE A WEREWOLF, AND I'M GETTING DAD. 902 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:44,681 - [growling] 903 00:45:01,165 --> 00:45:02,098 RUN. 904 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:06,535 - [yelling] 905 00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:08,871 - [snarls] 906 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:11,841 [growling] 907 00:45:19,183 --> 00:45:22,551 - GUYS! WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE? 908 00:45:22,553 --> 00:45:25,354 - N-NOTHIN', DAD. 909 00:45:25,356 --> 00:45:26,755 JUST MESSIN' AROUND. 910 00:45:26,757 --> 00:45:29,258 - HUNTER, DON'T SCARE YOUR SISTER. 911 00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:30,593 - DON'T WORRY. 912 00:45:30,595 --> 00:45:34,063 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 913 00:45:34,065 --> 00:45:35,264 OKAY. 914 00:45:35,266 --> 00:45:36,765 I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. 915 00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:39,135 JUST PLEASE DON'T EAT ME. 916 00:45:39,137 --> 00:45:42,071 - [sniffing] 917 00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,376 [glass shattering] 918 00:45:47,378 --> 00:45:48,678 [howls] 919 00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:51,380 - LOVE YOU. 920 00:45:55,653 --> 00:45:58,587 - HEY, DID YOU GUYS HEAR ALL THAT HOWLING 921 00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:01,256 AND SQUEALING LAST NIGHT? 922 00:46:01,258 --> 00:46:02,591 SOMETHING HAD THE ANIMALS ALL RILED UP. 923 00:46:02,593 --> 00:46:05,461 - WOLFSBERG CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS PLACE AT NIGHT. 924 00:46:05,463 --> 00:46:09,098 GIRL, YOU HAVE NOT TOUCHED YOUR FOOD. 925 00:46:10,434 --> 00:46:12,167 - I'M NOT VERY HUNGRY. 926 00:46:12,169 --> 00:46:14,503 [burps and clears throat] 927 00:46:14,505 --> 00:46:15,971 - WELL, ANYBODY WANT TO HEAR SOME GOOD NEWS? 928 00:46:15,973 --> 00:46:17,306 - YES, YES, PLEASE. - DEFINITELY. 929 00:46:17,308 --> 00:46:19,608 - LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO KEEP THE HOUSE. 930 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:20,642 - THIS HOUSE? 931 00:46:20,644 --> 00:46:22,511 - NO, NO, OUR HOUSE. 932 00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,646 PAULINA SAYS WE'RE GETTING A REALLY GOOD OFFER 933 00:46:24,648 --> 00:46:26,249 ON WOLFSBERG MANNER. 934 00:46:26,251 --> 00:46:28,417 WE'RE GONNA GET TOGETHER LATER SO I CAN LOOK IT OVER, 935 00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:29,918 AND IF IT'S AS GOOD AS SHE SAYS-- 936 00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:31,553 - SCUZATI-MA. 937 00:46:31,555 --> 00:46:33,022 IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME. 938 00:46:37,795 --> 00:46:39,962 - I BETTER GO TALK TO HER. 939 00:46:48,706 --> 00:46:50,172 [sighs] 940 00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:52,140 MADAME V.? 941 00:46:52,142 --> 00:46:53,509 MADAME--- 942 00:46:58,883 --> 00:47:00,382 MADAME V.--WHOA. 943 00:47:00,384 --> 00:47:01,483 [laughs] 944 00:47:01,485 --> 00:47:03,952 - I HAVE TAKEN CARE OF WOLFSBERG MANOR 945 00:47:03,954 --> 00:47:06,321 AND VUKOVIC FAMILY MY ENTIRE LIFE. 946 00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:08,491 THIS IS ALL I HAVE EVER KNOWN. 947 00:47:08,493 --> 00:47:11,026 - WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO FIND YOU ANOTHER HOME. 948 00:47:11,028 --> 00:47:13,196 I PROMISE. - THERE IS NO "ANOTHER HOME." 949 00:47:13,198 --> 00:47:15,965 - MADAME V., I HAVE TO DO WHAT'S BEST FOR MY FAMILY. 950 00:47:15,967 --> 00:47:17,032 - TRUST ME. 951 00:47:17,034 --> 00:47:20,002 YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR FAMILY. 952 00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:21,470 - EXCUSE ME? 953 00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:24,973 - YOU CANNOT CONCEIVE OF THE DARKNESS 954 00:47:24,975 --> 00:47:27,476 THAT WILL BEFALL YOU IF-- - OKAY. 955 00:47:27,478 --> 00:47:29,745 MADAME V., LET'S TAKE A MOMENT. 956 00:47:29,747 --> 00:47:33,048 YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT... 957 00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:34,817 WITH THE-- - OH. 958 00:47:34,819 --> 00:47:36,385 - THANK YOU. 959 00:47:36,387 --> 00:47:38,653 LOOK, I'M SORRY THINGS TURNED OUT THIS WAY. 960 00:47:38,655 --> 00:47:39,889 I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. 961 00:47:39,891 --> 00:47:43,826 - AND I HOPE THAT YOU CAN UNDERSTAND, 962 00:47:43,828 --> 00:47:46,829 IF WOLFSBERG MANOR FALLS INTO WRONG HANDS, 963 00:47:46,831 --> 00:47:49,865 THERE WILL BE GRAVE CONSEQUENCES! 964 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:50,899 - OKAY. 965 00:47:50,901 --> 00:47:53,435 SUPER CREEPY. 966 00:47:53,437 --> 00:47:55,103 GOOD CHAT. 967 00:47:55,105 --> 00:47:57,273 I'M GOING INSIDE NOW. 968 00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:00,542 - [grunts] 969 00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:03,279 - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. - MY FAULT? 970 00:48:03,281 --> 00:48:05,948 - YOU JUST HAD TO GO LOOKING FOR THE CREEPY HIDDEN LAB. 971 00:48:05,950 --> 00:48:07,950 - HEY, I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU GET BACK 972 00:48:07,952 --> 00:48:08,951 TO YOUR CLOWN PARTY. 973 00:48:08,953 --> 00:48:10,553 - [sniffing] 974 00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:12,388 [cat meows] 975 00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:13,389 - NO! 976 00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:15,591 [cat yowling] JORDAN, NO! 977 00:48:15,593 --> 00:48:17,859 WOULD YOU COME DOWN? - NO! 978 00:48:17,861 --> 00:48:18,861 GO AWAY! 979 00:48:18,863 --> 00:48:20,363 - LOOK. YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT. 980 00:48:20,365 --> 00:48:21,563 - YOU CHILL OUT. 981 00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:23,198 I ATE A WILD BOAR LAST NIGHT. 982 00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:24,433 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THOSE THINGS? 983 00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:26,402 THEY'RE HUGE! - WELL-- 984 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:28,837 - WHAT IF I CAN'T STOP MYSELF NEXT TIME? 985 00:48:28,839 --> 00:48:31,440 WHAT IF I GO AFTER YOU OR DAD? 986 00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:33,876 - NO. YOU WOULDN'T DO THAT. 987 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:37,546 - SAYS WHO? 988 00:48:37,548 --> 00:48:39,415 HUNTER, YOU DON'T KNOW ME ANYMORE. 989 00:48:39,417 --> 00:48:42,518 I CAN DO THINGS. 990 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,286 - WAIT. LOOK. 991 00:48:44,288 --> 00:48:47,489 I DO KNOW YOU, AND YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. 992 00:48:47,491 --> 00:48:49,224 - I'M NEVER GONNA BE FINE! 993 00:48:49,226 --> 00:48:50,359 I AM A FREAK! 994 00:48:50,361 --> 00:48:51,827 I AM GONNA BE STUCK LIKE THIS FOREVER, 995 00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:53,228 AND NOBODY'S EVER GONNA WANT TO GO TO PROM WITH ME. 996 00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:54,797 YOU KNOW WHY? 997 00:48:54,799 --> 00:48:57,666 'CAUSE BOYS DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE PROM WITH A WEREWOLF! 998 00:48:57,668 --> 00:48:59,768 - OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, 999 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:01,403 I KNOW A TON OF GUYS 1000 00:49:01,405 --> 00:49:03,906 WHO WOULD LOVE TO GO TO PROM WITH A WEREWOLF, 1001 00:49:03,908 --> 00:49:05,640 AND SECOND, 1002 00:49:05,642 --> 00:49:07,409 I'M YOUR BROTHER, 1003 00:49:07,411 --> 00:49:09,478 AND I'M NOT GONNA LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU. 1004 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,481 THIS IS MY AREA OF EXPERTISE. 1005 00:49:12,483 --> 00:49:13,649 I KNOW PEOPLE WHO CAN HELP US, 1006 00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:15,484 LIKE, SMART PEOPLE-- 1007 00:49:15,486 --> 00:49:19,688 LIKE, HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS. 1008 00:49:19,690 --> 00:49:20,756 - YOU DO? 1009 00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:23,259 - THEY'RE EXPERTS. I PROMISE. 1010 00:49:23,261 --> 00:49:25,795 THE STRENGTH OF THE WOLF IS THE PACK, REMEMBER? 1011 00:49:25,797 --> 00:49:27,163 - [chuckles] 1012 00:49:27,165 --> 00:49:28,764 YEAH. 1013 00:49:31,301 --> 00:49:34,036 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT TO BE THE WEREWOLF. 1014 00:49:34,038 --> 00:49:35,971 - SILVER BULLET STRAIGHT THROUGH THE HEART. 1015 00:49:35,973 --> 00:49:37,439 - THAT'S THE ONLY WAY. 1016 00:49:37,441 --> 00:49:38,707 - ARE YOU INSANE? 1017 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:40,676 I CAN'T SHOOT MY SISTER. 1018 00:49:40,678 --> 00:49:42,644 DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE I'D GET IN? 1019 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:44,446 - HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS, DUDE, 1020 00:49:44,448 --> 00:49:46,281 BUT THAT'S NOT YOUR SISTER ANYMORE. 1021 00:49:46,283 --> 00:49:47,616 - IT'S THE BEAST. 1022 00:49:47,618 --> 00:49:49,651 - HI. IN THE ROOM. 1023 00:49:49,653 --> 00:49:50,886 THESE ARE YOUR EXPERTS? 1024 00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:52,088 - THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKIN' ABOUT. 1025 00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:53,989 - [scoffs] YEAH, SURE SOUNDS LIKE IT. 1026 00:49:53,991 --> 00:49:55,457 - I'M NOT SHOOTING MY SISTER. 1027 00:49:55,459 --> 00:49:57,392 END OF DISCUSSION. - THANK YOU. 1028 00:49:57,394 --> 00:49:59,227 - ALL RIGHT. FINE. WHATEVER. 1029 00:49:59,229 --> 00:50:02,197 - BUT KNOW THIS: YOU HAVE 24 HOURS. 1030 00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:03,332 - UNTIL WHAT? 1031 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:05,067 - UNTIL SHE'S A WEREWOLF FOREVER. 1032 00:50:05,069 --> 00:50:06,568 WHEN THAT FULL MOON DISAPPEARS, 1033 00:50:06,570 --> 00:50:09,204 SO DO HER CHANCES OF EVER BEING NORMAL AGAIN. 1034 00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:10,739 - THAT'S RIDICULOUS. - IS IT? 1035 00:50:10,741 --> 00:50:14,376 WE CROSS-CHECKED EVERY DATABASE, LIBRARY, 1036 00:50:14,378 --> 00:50:15,678 BLOG, AND HISTORY BOOK. 1037 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,046 THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING. - EXACTLY THE SAME. 1038 00:50:18,048 --> 00:50:20,383 - IF YOU REMAIN A WEREWOLF THROUGH YOUR FIRST FULL MOON, 1039 00:50:20,385 --> 00:50:23,218 YOU ARE A WEREWOLF FOR ALL ETERNITY. 1040 00:50:23,220 --> 00:50:24,552 - DOUBLE-LOCK YOUR DOORS, BRO. 1041 00:50:24,554 --> 00:50:26,822 TONIGHT'S A FULL MOON, AND SHE'S GONNA HUNT. 1042 00:50:26,824 --> 00:50:28,891 - FORGET IT. - NO--JORDAN! 1043 00:50:28,893 --> 00:50:30,992 - [howls] - [growls] 1044 00:50:30,994 --> 00:50:32,928 WHAT? - WHAT DID WE SAY? 1045 00:50:32,930 --> 00:50:35,598 - COME ON. JORDAN, WAIT! 1046 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:36,698 - FOR WHAT? 1047 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,267 YOUR HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSIONALS? 1048 00:50:38,269 --> 00:50:41,670 NO, THANKS. 1049 00:50:41,672 --> 00:50:43,272 I'LL HANDLE IT MYSELF. 1050 00:50:48,779 --> 00:50:50,713 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER? 1051 00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:53,015 - FULL MOON? 1052 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,052 [melancholy pop music] 1053 00:50:57,054 --> 00:51:00,723 - � YEAH, YEAH, YEAH � 1054 00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:02,624 � YEAH, BREATHTAKING � 1055 00:51:02,626 --> 00:51:06,094 � FRIGHTENING, THESE FEELINGS INSIDE ME � 1056 00:51:06,096 --> 00:51:08,697 � DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING � 1057 00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:11,132 � BUT I'M HOPING FAR � 1058 00:51:11,134 --> 00:51:13,134 � PERFECTLY IMPERFECT, YEAH � 1059 00:51:13,136 --> 00:51:15,404 � IT'S ALL BEEN WORTH IT � 1060 00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:20,609 � THE SCARES AND THE SCARS � 1061 00:51:20,611 --> 00:51:22,544 � HOLDING MY OWN � 1062 00:51:22,546 --> 00:51:25,146 � BELIEVING IT'S MINE � 1063 00:51:25,148 --> 00:51:27,750 � CATCHING THE MOMENT � 1064 00:51:27,752 --> 00:51:28,817 � FOR REAL THIS TIME � 1065 00:51:28,819 --> 00:51:30,052 � FOR REAL THIS TIME � 1066 00:51:30,054 --> 00:51:32,120 � LETTING MY DESTINY � 1067 00:51:32,122 --> 00:51:34,490 � SPEAK FOR ITSELF � 1068 00:51:34,492 --> 00:51:37,827 � I'M FINALLY TRYING TO BE ME � 1069 00:51:37,829 --> 00:51:40,296 � AND NOT SOMEBODY ELSE � 1070 00:51:40,298 --> 00:51:42,431 � � 1071 00:51:42,433 --> 00:51:45,401 � NOT SOMEBODY ELSE � 1072 00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,054 [doors rattle] 1073 00:52:13,830 --> 00:52:15,263 - COME ON! 1074 00:52:15,265 --> 00:52:18,066 THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMETHING. 1075 00:52:18,068 --> 00:52:19,335 [sighs] 1076 00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:33,815 - BOY! - [gasps] 1077 00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:35,818 - YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE. 1078 00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:37,385 - MADAME VARCOLAC. 1079 00:52:37,387 --> 00:52:38,487 [howling] 1080 00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:40,889 OKAY, LOOK, I--I'M SORRY. 1081 00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:43,192 I-I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO! 1082 00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:44,993 MY SISTER'S IN TROUBLE! 1083 00:52:44,995 --> 00:52:47,228 - I AM AWARE. 1084 00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:48,863 - YOU ARE? 1085 00:52:48,865 --> 00:52:50,632 - I KNOW WEREWOLF WHEN I SEE ONE. 1086 00:52:50,634 --> 00:52:52,434 - YOU DO? 1087 00:52:52,436 --> 00:52:54,336 - DA. 1088 00:52:54,338 --> 00:52:57,072 I LIVE WITH WEREWOLF MY ENTIRE LIFE. 1089 00:52:58,308 --> 00:53:01,243 [crows cawing] 1090 00:53:04,214 --> 00:53:08,583 - "IN DEATH, ALL ANSWERS ARE REVEALED." 1091 00:53:08,585 --> 00:53:11,653 - UNCLE DRAGOMIR WAS THE WOLFSBERG BEAST. 1092 00:53:11,655 --> 00:53:12,855 - IS TRUE. 1093 00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:17,492 DRAGOMIR WAS BRILLIANT INVENTOR AND SCIENTIST. 1094 00:53:17,494 --> 00:53:19,394 - REALLY? - DA. 1095 00:53:19,396 --> 00:53:21,497 HE INVENTED KARAOKE. 1096 00:53:21,499 --> 00:53:23,698 - I LOVE KARAOKE. - WHO DOESN'T? 1097 00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:26,801 - [chuckles] - HE WAS ALSO HUMANITARIAN. 1098 00:53:26,803 --> 00:53:29,171 HE KNOW MOST PEOPLE CANNOT HANDLE WHAT COMES 1099 00:53:29,173 --> 00:53:30,272 WITH BEING WEREWOLF. 1100 00:53:30,274 --> 00:53:31,539 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1101 00:53:31,541 --> 00:53:36,045 - IT CAN BE LONELY, PAINFUL EXISTENCE-- 1102 00:53:36,047 --> 00:53:38,346 FEEDING OFF EARTH'S CREATURES, 1103 00:53:38,348 --> 00:53:40,716 SLAVE TO FULL MOON. 1104 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:43,485 FOR SOME, LIKE YOUR SISTER, 1105 00:53:43,487 --> 00:53:45,720 WHO HAD IT THRUST UPON THEM, 1106 00:53:45,722 --> 00:53:47,222 THEY COULD SUFFER GREATLY 1107 00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:51,259 IF MADE TO LIVE IN THIS WAY FOR ALL ETERNITY. 1108 00:53:51,261 --> 00:53:53,095 - PLUS, I'D NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT. 1109 00:53:53,097 --> 00:53:57,933 - IS WHY DRAGOMIR CREATE WAY TO REVERSE EFFECTS. 1110 00:53:57,935 --> 00:53:59,301 - HE DID? - DA. 1111 00:53:59,303 --> 00:54:02,070 HE WANTED GIVE PEOPLE CHOICE. 1112 00:54:02,072 --> 00:54:03,906 - AWESOME. WHERE IS IT? 1113 00:54:03,908 --> 00:54:05,407 - I HAVE NO IDEA. 1114 00:54:08,545 --> 00:54:11,847 - UNCLE DRAGOMIR, HELP ME. 1115 00:54:11,849 --> 00:54:13,548 TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 1116 00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:16,485 [howling] 1117 00:54:26,463 --> 00:54:28,964 - HEY. - HEY, IT'S ME. 1118 00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:30,332 I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING. 1119 00:54:34,371 --> 00:54:35,504 - I DON'T GET IT. 1120 00:54:35,506 --> 00:54:37,105 WHY WOULD UNCLE DRAGOMIR HIDE SOMETHIN' 1121 00:54:37,107 --> 00:54:38,306 THAT CAN HELP PEOPLE? 1122 00:54:38,308 --> 00:54:40,609 - BECAUSE IN WRONG HANDS, 1123 00:54:40,611 --> 00:54:43,044 IT CAN BE USED AS WEAPON TO HURT OTHERS. 1124 00:54:43,046 --> 00:54:44,847 - WELL, LIKE, HURT WHO? 1125 00:54:46,650 --> 00:54:50,819 - THOSE LIKE DRAGOMIR-- THOSE WHO MUST REMAIN WEREWOLF. 1126 00:54:50,821 --> 00:54:51,987 [engine turns over] 1127 00:54:58,495 --> 00:54:59,561 - WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? 1128 00:54:59,563 --> 00:55:00,962 - IS OKAY. I'M COOL. 1129 00:55:00,964 --> 00:55:02,197 - SHE IS. 1130 00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:05,166 UNCLE DRAGOMIR WAS THE WOLFSBERG BEAST! 1131 00:55:05,168 --> 00:55:06,835 I-I TOLD YOU! IT'S ALL REAL. 1132 00:55:06,837 --> 00:55:07,969 - YEAH, I KIND OF FIGURED THAT. 1133 00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:09,437 - WHERE IS WRITING? 1134 00:55:09,439 --> 00:55:10,772 - RIGHT THERE. 1135 00:55:10,774 --> 00:55:12,507 - WHERE? 1136 00:55:12,509 --> 00:55:13,675 - RIGHT THERE. 1137 00:55:13,677 --> 00:55:16,511 - YOU WILL HAVE TO READ. 1138 00:55:16,513 --> 00:55:20,214 LEFT OCHELARI-- GLASSES--AT CASTLE. 1139 00:55:20,216 --> 00:55:23,218 - "A INVERSA BLESTEMUL" 1140 00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:25,353 - "TO REVERSE THE CURSE." 1141 00:55:25,355 --> 00:55:26,822 WHAT ARE INGREDIENTS? 1142 00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:30,692 - UH, "ANIMA DE MARMOTA." 1143 00:55:30,694 --> 00:55:32,160 - MARMOT HEART. 1144 00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:33,695 - "LARVA DE VISPE." 1145 00:55:33,697 --> 00:55:35,897 - LARVA...VISPE. 1146 00:55:35,899 --> 00:55:37,332 [crow cawing] 1147 00:55:37,334 --> 00:55:40,268 [wind howling] 1148 00:55:40,270 --> 00:55:42,004 - WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER? 1149 00:55:45,109 --> 00:55:46,642 - THEY ARE COMING. 1150 00:55:46,644 --> 00:55:47,709 - THEY? WHO'S THEY? 1151 00:55:47,711 --> 00:55:48,910 - [with thick accent] VAMPIRES. 1152 00:55:48,912 --> 00:55:50,645 - WAMPIRES? - WAMPIRES. 1153 00:55:50,647 --> 00:55:52,047 - WAMPIRES? - WAMPIRES! 1154 00:55:52,049 --> 00:55:53,849 both: VAMPIRES. 1155 00:55:53,851 --> 00:55:54,849 - DA. 1156 00:55:54,851 --> 00:55:57,886 THEY ARE PURE EVIL. 1157 00:55:57,888 --> 00:56:00,722 THERE WAS TIME WHEN THEY ROSE TO POWER 1158 00:56:00,724 --> 00:56:03,558 AND WERE CLOSE TO RULING THE EARTH. 1159 00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,828 IT WAS DARKEST TIME IN OUR HISTORY. 1160 00:56:06,830 --> 00:56:09,531 YOUR UNCLE DRAGOMIR AND WEREWOLVES LIKE HIM 1161 00:56:09,533 --> 00:56:13,201 WERE CALLED UPON TO DELIVER ALL BEINGS FROM THIS DARKNESS. 1162 00:56:13,203 --> 00:56:14,936 - SO WEREWOLVES ARE GOOD? 1163 00:56:14,938 --> 00:56:16,438 - OF COURSE THEY ARE. 1164 00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:17,739 [thunder rumbles] 1165 00:56:17,741 --> 00:56:20,743 1,000 YEARS AGO, 1166 00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:25,080 FIERCE BATTLE WAS FOUGHT WHERE WOLFSBERG MANOR NOW STANDS. 1167 00:56:25,082 --> 00:56:29,017 VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES FOUGHT TO DEATH. 1168 00:56:29,019 --> 00:56:31,820 THOUSANDS ON EACH SIDE WERE LOST, 1169 00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:33,555 BUT WEREWOLVES PREVAILED. 1170 00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:35,924 THIS BECOMES SACRED LAND. 1171 00:56:35,926 --> 00:56:40,094 THE VUKOVICS BECOME THE GREAT PROTECTORS. 1172 00:56:40,096 --> 00:56:42,631 NOW DRAGOMIR IS GONE. 1173 00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:46,434 WITHOUT BLOODLINE WEREWOLF TO PROTECT THE SACRED LAND, 1174 00:56:46,436 --> 00:56:49,704 THE VAMPIRES WILL TRY AGAIN TO GAIN CONTROL. 1175 00:56:49,706 --> 00:56:52,974 IF THEY DO, IT WILL BE SIGNAL FOR THEM TO RISE UP 1176 00:56:52,976 --> 00:56:54,843 AND FEED UPON HUMAN RACE. 1177 00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:57,412 NO ONE WILL BE SAFE. 1178 00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:02,584 THIS WILL BECOME A WORLD RULED BY THE UNDEAD! 1179 00:57:03,888 --> 00:57:06,254 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD TELL DAD? 1180 00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:08,757 - WHAT ABOUT ME? I CAN PROTECT THE CASTLE. 1181 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:09,925 - NO. 1182 00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:13,494 MUST BE BLOODLINE WEREWOLF. 1183 00:57:13,496 --> 00:57:16,197 WHAT IS MATTER, BOY? - WHOA, WHAT'S WRONG? 1184 00:57:16,199 --> 00:57:17,299 - [groans] 1185 00:57:17,301 --> 00:57:19,133 JUST GOT A LITTLE LIGHT-HEADED, 1186 00:57:19,135 --> 00:57:21,603 BUT I-I'M OKAY. 1187 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:23,538 - WE MUST HURRY. 1188 00:57:23,540 --> 00:57:24,640 FINISH LIST. 1189 00:57:24,642 --> 00:57:27,008 - WH-WHAT ABOUT THE CASTLE? 1190 00:57:27,010 --> 00:57:29,411 - FIRST WE HELP GIRL. 1191 00:57:29,413 --> 00:57:31,146 THEN WE SAVE UNDERWORLD. 1192 00:57:31,148 --> 00:57:34,616 - HORNET GLOVES, WE HAVE. 1193 00:57:34,618 --> 00:57:36,285 SCORPION TAIL. 1194 00:57:36,287 --> 00:57:38,453 DA--NO. 1195 00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:40,321 WAIT. 1196 00:57:40,323 --> 00:57:42,924 WE HAVE. 1197 00:57:42,926 --> 00:57:44,693 WE HAVE BAT SALIVA-- - I HAVE. 1198 00:57:44,695 --> 00:57:45,994 - NO KIDDING. 1199 00:57:45,996 --> 00:57:48,730 - HEART OF MARMOT, WE HAVE. 1200 00:57:48,732 --> 00:57:50,298 - DA. - WHAT'S A MARMOT? 1201 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,633 - IS BIG SQUIRREL. 1202 00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:53,734 ROADKILL. 1203 00:57:53,736 --> 00:57:56,271 - [licks] MM. 1204 00:57:56,273 --> 00:57:58,006 - DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 1205 00:57:58,008 --> 00:57:59,707 - UH, THERE IS ONE INGREDIENT HERE 1206 00:57:59,709 --> 00:58:01,876 I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF. 1207 00:58:01,878 --> 00:58:04,746 L.B. 217? 1208 00:58:04,748 --> 00:58:06,682 - GOT IT COVERED. 1209 00:58:06,684 --> 00:58:08,617 - MAY I ASK WHAT YOU'RE MAKING? 1210 00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:13,187 - WOLFSBERG JAMBALAYA. 1211 00:58:13,189 --> 00:58:15,156 HAS REAL KICK. [chuckles] 1212 00:58:15,158 --> 00:58:17,993 both: MMM! 1213 00:58:22,799 --> 00:58:24,566 - [groans] 1214 00:58:24,568 --> 00:58:27,101 - EXCUSE ME, BOY. 1215 00:58:27,103 --> 00:58:28,236 [energetic pop music] 1216 00:58:28,238 --> 00:58:30,239 - � OH, BABY, BABY � 1217 00:58:30,241 --> 00:58:33,341 � � 1218 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:34,809 � OH, BABY � 1219 00:58:34,811 --> 00:58:38,213 - HELLO? DA, MR. SANDS. 1220 00:58:38,215 --> 00:58:40,048 I AM WITH CHILDREN. 1221 00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:41,683 I WILL TELL THEM. 1222 00:58:41,685 --> 00:58:43,684 OH, LA REVEDERE. 1223 00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:45,153 THAT WAS YOUR FATHER. 1224 00:58:45,155 --> 00:58:46,488 TONIGHT HE IS DINING AT VELVET CAPE. 1225 00:58:46,490 --> 00:58:48,523 - WAS THAT A BRITNEY SPEARS RINGTONE? 1226 00:58:48,525 --> 00:58:49,557 - DA. 1227 00:58:49,559 --> 00:58:50,592 SHE'S WEREWOLF, YOU KNOW. 1228 00:58:50,594 --> 00:58:52,127 - WOW. 1229 00:58:52,129 --> 00:58:53,795 THAT EXPLAINS A LOT. 1230 00:58:59,102 --> 00:59:01,202 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 1231 00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:02,537 - SURE. 1232 00:59:02,539 --> 00:59:04,072 - GORAN, YOU'VE BEEN REALLY QUIET. 1233 00:59:04,074 --> 00:59:05,940 I KNOW SOMETHING'S WRONG. 1234 00:59:05,942 --> 00:59:11,079 - JORDAN, I AM CONFUSED. 1235 00:59:11,081 --> 00:59:12,814 WHEN WE FIRST MET, 1236 00:59:12,816 --> 00:59:16,418 YOU WERE VERY DIFFERENT, 1237 00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:22,824 SO SHY AND AWKWARD AND SO SWEET. 1238 00:59:22,826 --> 00:59:25,193 - I KNOW. 1239 00:59:25,195 --> 00:59:28,696 IT'S BEEN A REALLY, REALLY WEIRD WEEK FOR ME. 1240 00:59:28,698 --> 00:59:30,098 I'M NOT THE SAME GIRL. 1241 00:59:30,100 --> 00:59:32,033 - BUT I LIKE THAT GIRL. 1242 00:59:32,035 --> 00:59:33,768 SHE MADE ME LAUGH. 1243 00:59:33,770 --> 00:59:38,674 SHE STOLE MY HEART... 1244 00:59:40,610 --> 00:59:43,244 BUT NOW? 1245 00:59:43,246 --> 00:59:46,548 NOW I AM STARTING TO FEEL LIKE PIECE OF MEAT. 1246 00:59:46,550 --> 00:59:47,549 - NO. 1247 00:59:47,551 --> 00:59:48,850 NO, GORAN, YOU'RE NOT. 1248 00:59:48,852 --> 00:59:50,485 IT'S JUST-- 1249 00:59:50,487 --> 00:59:52,520 I'VE BEEN GOING THROUGH SOME CHANGES, 1250 00:59:52,522 --> 00:59:54,122 CHANGES THAT YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, 1251 00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:57,859 THAT-THAT I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. 1252 01:00:03,967 --> 01:00:06,300 [clears throat] - IS SOMETHING THE MATTER? 1253 01:00:06,302 --> 01:00:08,236 - UH, NO. NO, IT'S, UM-- 1254 01:00:08,238 --> 01:00:09,671 IT'S GETTING CHILLY. [laughs] 1255 01:00:11,675 --> 01:00:13,241 UH, WE HAVE TO GO. 1256 01:00:13,243 --> 01:00:14,576 - MADAME V. 1257 01:00:18,215 --> 01:00:19,514 - OH. 1258 01:00:19,516 --> 01:00:22,451 WE MUST GET GIRL TO CASTLE. NO ONE MUST SEE HER. 1259 01:00:22,453 --> 01:00:24,318 - AREN'T WE ALL OUT OF L.B. 217? 1260 01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,154 - DA. - WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 1261 01:00:26,156 --> 01:00:28,856 - WE WILL IMPROVISE, BUT NOW YOU MUST GO. 1262 01:00:28,858 --> 01:00:29,991 GET TAXI. 1263 01:00:29,993 --> 01:00:31,659 I WILL FINISH, AND I WILL MEET YOU THERE. 1264 01:00:31,661 --> 01:00:32,894 - OKAY. - GO, GO, GO, GO. 1265 01:00:32,896 --> 01:00:35,430 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 1266 01:00:35,432 --> 01:00:37,131 - WHERE ARE WE GONNA FIND A CAB? 1267 01:00:37,133 --> 01:00:38,433 - I DON'T KNOW. 1268 01:00:38,435 --> 01:00:39,834 THERE'S GOT TO BE ONE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 1269 01:00:39,836 --> 01:00:41,736 WE JUST--WE JUST NEED TO KEEP LOOKING. 1270 01:00:41,738 --> 01:00:43,571 - [laughs] WHAT? 1271 01:00:43,573 --> 01:00:46,808 WE HAVE GOT TO STOP RUNNING INTO EACH OTHER LIKE THIS. 1272 01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:48,076 [laughs] 1273 01:00:48,078 --> 01:00:49,477 THIS IS CRAZY. 1274 01:00:49,479 --> 01:00:50,812 WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING? 1275 01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:52,513 - WE'RE TRYING TO GET TO WOLFSBERG MANOR. 1276 01:00:52,515 --> 01:00:53,514 - HOW LUCKY ARE WE? 1277 01:00:53,516 --> 01:00:54,516 I'M ACTUALLY ON MY WAY 1278 01:00:54,518 --> 01:00:55,616 TO PICK UP YOUR FATHER RIGHT NOW. 1279 01:00:55,618 --> 01:00:56,817 YOU KIDS WANT A RIDE? 1280 01:00:56,819 --> 01:00:57,819 - YEAH. - YEAH, THAT'D BE GREAT. 1281 01:00:57,821 --> 01:00:58,754 - GREAT. 1282 01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:07,061 WOLFSBERG IS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN. 1283 01:01:07,063 --> 01:01:08,396 [laughs] 1284 01:01:08,398 --> 01:01:10,165 DON'T YOU THINK? 1285 01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,500 SURE YOU DO. 1286 01:01:11,502 --> 01:01:14,268 WELL, THEN AGAIN, I AM A NIGHT OWL. 1287 01:01:14,270 --> 01:01:15,770 GUILTY. [chuckles] 1288 01:01:15,772 --> 01:01:17,405 HOW ABOUT YOU ALL? 1289 01:01:17,407 --> 01:01:18,540 - I'M NOT, BUT SHE IS. 1290 01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:20,475 - YOU OKAY OVER THERE, HON-BUN? 1291 01:01:22,513 --> 01:01:24,079 - YES. 1292 01:01:24,081 --> 01:01:25,279 [clears throat] 1293 01:01:25,281 --> 01:01:27,682 I MEAN, I'M FINE. 1294 01:01:27,684 --> 01:01:28,917 - [chuckles] 1295 01:01:28,919 --> 01:01:30,351 YOU KNOW, JORDAN, 1296 01:01:30,353 --> 01:01:31,553 I'VE NOTICED A CHANGE IN YOU 1297 01:01:31,555 --> 01:01:34,656 SINCE YOU'VE GOT TO OUR SLEEPY LITTLE TOWN. 1298 01:01:34,658 --> 01:01:35,657 I DON'T KNOW. 1299 01:01:35,659 --> 01:01:36,858 IT'S LIKE YOU FOUND 1300 01:01:36,860 --> 01:01:39,093 SOME KIND OF INNER STRENGTH OR SOMETHING, 1301 01:01:39,095 --> 01:01:42,864 WHICH I, FOR ONE, THINK IS SO COMPLETELY FABULOUS. 1302 01:01:42,866 --> 01:01:44,999 HOPE I'M NOT OFF BASE ON ANY OF THIS. 1303 01:01:45,001 --> 01:01:47,935 GOSH KNOWS I'M ALL ABOUT THAT GIRL POWER. 1304 01:01:47,937 --> 01:01:49,137 - [grunts] 1305 01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:51,973 - HERE. 1306 01:02:00,683 --> 01:02:02,484 - OH. - WHAT'S GOING ON? 1307 01:02:02,486 --> 01:02:06,555 - OH, SWEETIE, I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST DIED. 1308 01:02:06,557 --> 01:02:07,989 OKAY, NO BIGGIE. 1309 01:02:07,991 --> 01:02:09,490 EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON. 1310 01:02:09,492 --> 01:02:12,159 I'M JUST GOING TO JIGGLE THE LITTLE DOOHICKEY AND... 1311 01:02:12,161 --> 01:02:13,328 [claps] WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY. 1312 01:02:13,330 --> 01:02:14,830 TWO SHAKES. 1313 01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:24,305 - I DON'T THINK WE HAVE THAT MUCH LONGER. 1314 01:02:24,307 --> 01:02:26,174 - YOU GOT TO HOLD IT IN. - I'M TRYING! 1315 01:02:26,176 --> 01:02:27,943 IT'S NOT LIKE GOING TO THE BATHROOM, HUNTER. 1316 01:02:27,945 --> 01:02:30,478 [whooshing] 1317 01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:31,413 - WHAT WAS THAT? 1318 01:02:42,692 --> 01:02:43,991 - ALL SET. 1319 01:02:43,993 --> 01:02:47,195 - PAULINA, NOT TO FREAK YOU OUT OR ANYTHING, 1320 01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:50,599 BUT THERE IS BUNCH OF VAMPIRES BEHIND YOU. 1321 01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:52,500 - [chuckles] 1322 01:02:52,502 --> 01:02:54,335 OH, SWEETIE. 1323 01:02:54,337 --> 01:02:56,003 OF COURSE THERE ARE! 1324 01:02:56,005 --> 01:02:57,238 [snarls] 1325 01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,574 - [growls] - OH! 1326 01:02:59,576 --> 01:03:01,709 - YOU'RE LATE! 1327 01:03:01,711 --> 01:03:03,945 I'VE GOT DINNER PLANS. 1328 01:03:03,947 --> 01:03:06,714 GET THESE TWO BOBBLEHEADS OUT OF HERE. 1329 01:03:06,716 --> 01:03:07,949 I'LL DEAL WITH THEM... 1330 01:03:07,951 --> 01:03:09,551 [laughs] 1331 01:03:09,553 --> 01:03:12,420 ONCE WOLFSBERG MANOR IS OURS. 1332 01:03:12,422 --> 01:03:14,322 - YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET THE CASTLE, PAULINA! 1333 01:03:14,324 --> 01:03:16,491 - "YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET THE CASTLE, PAULINA!" 1334 01:03:16,493 --> 01:03:17,491 [laughs] 1335 01:03:17,493 --> 01:03:20,194 OH, IT'S FUNNY. 1336 01:03:20,196 --> 01:03:22,630 YOUR UNCLE DRAGOMIR SAID THE EXACT SAME THING 1337 01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:23,998 RIGHT BEFORE I KI--OOPS. 1338 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:27,469 - [chuckles] - WELL, YOU KNOW. 1339 01:03:27,471 --> 01:03:28,836 OKAY. 1340 01:03:28,838 --> 01:03:29,837 TOODLES. 1341 01:03:29,839 --> 01:03:31,406 [fingers snap] 1342 01:03:31,408 --> 01:03:34,342 [all growling] 1343 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:41,750 [dog barking] 1344 01:03:51,060 --> 01:03:52,227 - GREAT. 1345 01:03:52,229 --> 01:03:53,527 NO SERVICE. 1346 01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:55,030 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 1347 01:03:55,032 --> 01:03:57,198 - WHEN THEY OPEN THE TRUNK, YOU HAVE TO MAKE A RUN FOR IT. 1348 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:58,199 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 1349 01:03:58,201 --> 01:04:00,001 I CAN'T JUST LEAVE YOU HERE. 1350 01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,369 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 1351 01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:02,403 I CAN HANDLE MYSELF. 1352 01:04:02,405 --> 01:04:04,939 JUST GO FIND DAD AND WARN HIM. 1353 01:04:04,941 --> 01:04:07,075 [gasps] 1354 01:04:07,077 --> 01:04:08,643 IT'LL BE OKAY, HUNTER. 1355 01:04:08,645 --> 01:04:10,411 I PROMISE. 1356 01:04:10,413 --> 01:04:11,479 [dog barking] 1357 01:04:21,725 --> 01:04:23,658 - [growling] 1358 01:04:23,660 --> 01:04:25,660 [banging] 1359 01:04:43,146 --> 01:04:45,180 - [snarls] 1360 01:04:48,551 --> 01:04:50,318 - [roars] 1361 01:04:54,457 --> 01:04:58,025 [snarling] 1362 01:04:58,027 --> 01:04:59,193 - [growls] 1363 01:04:59,195 --> 01:05:01,062 - LEAVE HIM! HE MEANS NOTHING! 1364 01:05:02,465 --> 01:05:04,065 [all snarling] 1365 01:05:11,308 --> 01:05:13,107 - [whimpers] 1366 01:05:13,109 --> 01:05:16,911 - MADAME V.! MADAME V.! 1367 01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:19,114 MADAME V.! WAIT! 1368 01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:29,324 - YOU. IT WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME. 1369 01:05:29,326 --> 01:05:30,458 - SURPRISE! 1370 01:05:30,460 --> 01:05:31,893 [both chuckle] 1371 01:05:31,895 --> 01:05:34,061 - WELL, YOU ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNER 1372 01:05:34,063 --> 01:05:36,264 OF A THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD ROMANIAN CASTLE, 1373 01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:37,699 ALTHOUGH, I HAVE TO SAY YOU SEEM MORE 1374 01:05:37,701 --> 01:05:40,468 LIKE THE ENGLISH COTTAGE TYPE. 1375 01:05:40,470 --> 01:05:43,204 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? - YEAH. 1376 01:05:43,206 --> 01:05:45,573 SORRY, I'M JUST A LITTLE EMOTIONAL. 1377 01:05:45,575 --> 01:05:48,009 I NEVER THOUGHT WOLFSBERG MANOR WOULD ACTUALLY BE MINE. 1378 01:05:48,011 --> 01:05:50,010 - WELL, I'M GLAD IT'S IN GOOD HANDS, YOU KNOW? 1379 01:05:50,012 --> 01:05:52,280 IT-IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE IT'S STILL IN THE FAMILY. 1380 01:05:52,282 --> 01:05:54,415 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG WE'VE WAITED FOR THIS. 1381 01:05:54,417 --> 01:05:56,417 - WE? - I--ME. 1382 01:05:56,419 --> 01:05:58,820 IT'S THE ROYAL WE. 1383 01:05:58,822 --> 01:05:59,821 WHEE! 1384 01:05:59,823 --> 01:06:02,656 [laughter] - OH. 1385 01:06:02,658 --> 01:06:04,392 DAD, DON'T DO IT! 1386 01:06:04,394 --> 01:06:05,860 - OH, HUNTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1387 01:06:05,862 --> 01:06:06,894 - [panting] WHERE'S MY SISTER? 1388 01:06:06,896 --> 01:06:07,929 - HUNTER, WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU? 1389 01:06:07,931 --> 01:06:09,097 - WHERE'D YOU TAKE HER? 1390 01:06:09,099 --> 01:06:11,166 - PUNKIN', ARE YOU FEELIN' OKAY? 1391 01:06:11,168 --> 01:06:12,567 'CAUSE YOU LOOK A LITTLE PALE. - NO! 1392 01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:13,801 YOU'RE ONE TO TALK! 1393 01:06:13,803 --> 01:06:15,670 - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S NOT EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY. 1394 01:06:15,672 --> 01:06:17,405 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ISN'T FUNNY? 1395 01:06:18,909 --> 01:06:21,108 SHE IS A VAMPIRE! 1396 01:06:21,110 --> 01:06:23,945 [all gasping] 1397 01:06:25,782 --> 01:06:28,917 [laughter] 1398 01:06:32,389 --> 01:06:34,455 I'M TELLIN' YOU, DAD. THINK ABOUT IT. 1399 01:06:34,457 --> 01:06:36,324 - HUNTER, YOU'RE SO SILLY. - GARLIC. 1400 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:37,324 I NEED SOME GARLIC. 1401 01:06:37,326 --> 01:06:38,559 WHO HAS SOME GARLIC? - HUNTER! 1402 01:06:38,561 --> 01:06:40,695 - I'M AFRAID WE DON'T USE GARLIC HERE. 1403 01:06:40,697 --> 01:06:43,431 - AND WHY WOULD THAT BE? OH, I DON'T KNOW. 1404 01:06:43,433 --> 01:06:45,366 MAYBE BECAUSE THIS IS A VAMPIRE RESTAURANT! 1405 01:06:45,368 --> 01:06:47,034 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. I'M TAKING YOU HOME. 1406 01:06:47,036 --> 01:06:48,402 I APOLOGIZE TO EVERYONE. - NO, NO, NO! 1407 01:06:48,404 --> 01:06:49,637 - HE HAS A VIVID IMAGINATION. 1408 01:06:49,639 --> 01:06:51,205 - NO, I'M NOT IMAGINING THINGS! 1409 01:06:51,207 --> 01:06:53,842 SHE KILLED UNCLE DRAGOMIR! 1410 01:06:53,844 --> 01:06:55,709 SHE'S GONNA SEND OUT THE SIGNAL! 1411 01:06:55,711 --> 01:06:57,878 - OKAY, THAT'S--I'M-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1412 01:06:57,880 --> 01:07:00,247 - DAVID, REALLY, IT'S-IT'S O--IT'S OKAY. 1413 01:07:00,249 --> 01:07:02,049 OOH, PUNKIN', ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? 1414 01:07:02,051 --> 01:07:03,084 YOU SHOULD GET HIM HOME. 1415 01:07:03,086 --> 01:07:04,218 - YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. 1416 01:07:04,220 --> 01:07:05,419 I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS. - NO, NO, NO. 1417 01:07:05,421 --> 01:07:06,787 DON'T GIVE IT ANOTHER THOUGHT. 1418 01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:09,190 I'VE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO AT THE OFFICE. 1419 01:07:09,192 --> 01:07:12,861 YOU KNOW ME, ALWAYS LIKE TO BURN THAT MIDNIGHT OIL. 1420 01:07:12,863 --> 01:07:15,062 - [grunts] - BYE-BYE. 1421 01:07:15,064 --> 01:07:16,230 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 1422 01:07:16,232 --> 01:07:18,299 - NO, DAD-- - COME ON. 1423 01:07:21,070 --> 01:07:22,470 - I BELIEVE YOU, BRO. 1424 01:07:22,472 --> 01:07:25,072 THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. 1425 01:07:25,074 --> 01:07:26,808 IF YOU EVER NEED BACKUP, YOU HOLLER AT YOUR BOY. 1426 01:07:26,810 --> 01:07:28,609 I GOT YOUR BACK. 1427 01:07:28,611 --> 01:07:30,745 - I PROMISE! IT'S ALL TRUE! 1428 01:07:30,747 --> 01:07:33,815 - THIS ENDS NOW. OKAY. 1429 01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:35,950 NO MORE VAMPIRES, 1430 01:07:35,952 --> 01:07:37,818 NO MORE MONSTERS, NO MORE ALIENS. 1431 01:07:37,820 --> 01:07:40,388 WHEN WE GET HOME, I AM GETTING RID OF EVERYTHING. 1432 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:42,223 YOU GOT IT? - YEAH, FINE! 1433 01:07:42,225 --> 01:07:43,324 GET RID OF IT. SELL IT ALL. 1434 01:07:43,326 --> 01:07:45,927 JUST LISTEN-- - NOT ANOTHER WORD. 1435 01:07:48,665 --> 01:07:52,766 - JORDAN'S A WEREWOLF! 1436 01:07:52,768 --> 01:07:54,135 - [sighs] 1437 01:07:54,137 --> 01:07:56,737 - OKAY, LOOK, THERE'S NO REASON YOU SHOULD BELIEVE ME. 1438 01:07:56,739 --> 01:07:58,706 I MEAN, I GET IT. I'M A FREAK. 1439 01:07:58,708 --> 01:08:00,941 I SLEEP WITH A SEVERED HEAD UNDER MY BED, 1440 01:08:00,943 --> 01:08:04,078 BUT YOU NEVER HAVE TO BELIEVE ANYTHING I EVER SAY AGAIN, 1441 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,113 BUT JUST THIS ONCE, PLEASE, DAD! 1442 01:08:06,115 --> 01:08:08,249 - HUNTER, WE'RE GOING HOME. 1443 01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:10,618 - NO. 1444 01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:12,553 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1445 01:08:12,555 --> 01:08:16,924 MY SISTER NEEDS HELP, AND I'M GONNA HELP HER. 1446 01:08:16,926 --> 01:08:18,059 - HUNTER. 1447 01:08:18,061 --> 01:08:20,061 HUNTER! HUNTER! 1448 01:08:28,070 --> 01:08:29,103 - [gasps] 1449 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:31,772 - HUNTER-- 1450 01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:33,808 - MOM WOULD HAVE BELIEVED ME. 1451 01:08:43,186 --> 01:08:44,252 - THIS IS CRAZY. 1452 01:08:44,254 --> 01:08:46,254 - HEY, OVER HERE. 1453 01:08:50,392 --> 01:08:54,362 WELL, AFTER YOU, DAD. 1454 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:03,171 - WOW. 1455 01:09:03,173 --> 01:09:05,039 - YOU SEE, DAD? 1456 01:09:05,041 --> 01:09:07,008 I THINK IT'S THIS WAY. 1457 01:09:10,246 --> 01:09:11,913 I THINK WE'RE UNDER THE CEMETERY. 1458 01:09:15,986 --> 01:09:18,252 - YEP. DEFINITELY THE CEMETERY. 1459 01:09:18,254 --> 01:09:19,553 [howling] 1460 01:09:19,555 --> 01:09:21,121 WHAT WAS THAT? 1461 01:09:21,123 --> 01:09:23,391 - JORDAN! 1462 01:09:23,393 --> 01:09:26,594 - � ALL AROUND THE MULBERRY BUSH � 1463 01:09:26,596 --> 01:09:29,964 � THE VAMPIRES CHASE THE LYCANTHROPES � 1464 01:09:29,966 --> 01:09:33,968 � I'M MAKING A SILVER BULLET � 1465 01:09:33,970 --> 01:09:35,703 [laughs] 1466 01:09:35,705 --> 01:09:37,906 � WHAT A BUNCH OF BIG DOPES � 1467 01:09:40,443 --> 01:09:43,111 - [growls] 1468 01:09:43,113 --> 01:09:44,178 - WHAT WAS THAT? 1469 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,380 - YOUR DAUGHTER. - WHOA. 1470 01:09:46,382 --> 01:09:50,385 - WE NEED TO GET HER BACK TO THE CASTLE BEFORE SUNRISE, OR... 1471 01:09:50,387 --> 01:09:52,753 SHE'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT FOREVER. 1472 01:09:52,755 --> 01:09:53,988 - OH, SHE WOULDN'T LIKE THAT. 1473 01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:57,759 - THIS JUST NEVER GETS OLD. 1474 01:09:58,828 --> 01:10:01,396 [both grunt] 1475 01:10:01,398 --> 01:10:03,597 [both laughing] 1476 01:10:03,599 --> 01:10:06,767 [horn blares] 1477 01:10:06,769 --> 01:10:08,870 - OH, GOOD. YOU'RE AWAKE. 1478 01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:10,371 - [growling] 1479 01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:12,807 - WOULD YOU GIVE IT A REST? 1480 01:10:14,443 --> 01:10:15,777 NICE TRY. 1481 01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:19,680 - I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND, DAD. 1482 01:10:19,682 --> 01:10:22,617 - NO, I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING 1483 01:10:22,619 --> 01:10:24,952 TO BOTH OF YOU. 1484 01:10:24,954 --> 01:10:28,022 HUNTER, I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU. 1485 01:10:28,024 --> 01:10:30,691 JORDAN, THIS NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED TO YOU, HONEY. 1486 01:10:30,693 --> 01:10:33,294 YOUR MOTHER WOULD HAVE HANDLED THIS SO MUCH BETTER, 1487 01:10:33,296 --> 01:10:35,029 BUT I'M NOT YOUR MOM. 1488 01:10:35,031 --> 01:10:39,934 - NO ONE IS, BUT YOU'RE OUR DAD. 1489 01:10:39,936 --> 01:10:41,368 - [growling] 1490 01:10:41,370 --> 01:10:44,238 - HELLO, PAGING DR. PHIL! 1491 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,573 [gags] 1492 01:10:45,575 --> 01:10:47,408 - PAULINA, THEY'RE JUST CHILDREN. 1493 01:10:47,410 --> 01:10:48,409 LET THEM GO. 1494 01:10:48,411 --> 01:10:51,312 - [laughs] OH, DAVID. 1495 01:10:51,314 --> 01:10:52,946 [laughs] 1496 01:10:52,948 --> 01:10:54,448 AH, YEAH. 1497 01:10:54,450 --> 01:10:57,318 UM, UNFORTUNATELY, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK. 1498 01:10:57,320 --> 01:11:01,488 YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN WAITING 300 YEARS FOR THAT CASTLE, 1499 01:11:01,490 --> 01:11:04,425 AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET SOME TEENAGE TEST TUBE WEREWOLF 1500 01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:05,492 GET IN MY WAY. 1501 01:11:05,494 --> 01:11:06,494 - YOU HAVE THE CASTLE. 1502 01:11:06,496 --> 01:11:07,929 JUST TAKE IT, AND LET THEM GO. 1503 01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:09,096 LET THEM GO. 1504 01:11:09,098 --> 01:11:10,531 - [groans] 1505 01:11:10,533 --> 01:11:12,833 - WELL, UNFORTUNATELY, BOO BEAR, 1506 01:11:12,835 --> 01:11:14,569 MY SCRUMDILLYICIOUS COOKIE-FACE, 1507 01:11:14,571 --> 01:11:19,006 I CAN'T OFFICIALLY TAKE POSSESSION OF WOLFSBERG MANOR 1508 01:11:19,008 --> 01:11:21,575 IF THERE'S A LIVING VUKOVIC WEREWOLF. 1509 01:11:21,577 --> 01:11:24,679 KEY WORD: "LIVING." 1510 01:11:24,681 --> 01:11:26,347 - [snarling] 1511 01:11:26,349 --> 01:11:30,517 - NO ONE EVER READS THE CONTRACTS. 1512 01:11:30,519 --> 01:11:33,887 NOW, HMM, WHERE WAS I? 1513 01:11:33,889 --> 01:11:36,124 OH, RIGHT. 1514 01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:39,060 - [growls] 1515 01:11:39,062 --> 01:11:40,628 - RELAX, HONEY. 1516 01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:43,231 YOU'RE JUST GONNA FEEL A LITTLE PINCH. 1517 01:11:43,233 --> 01:11:44,265 - [snarling] 1518 01:11:44,267 --> 01:11:45,600 - NO! 1519 01:11:45,602 --> 01:11:48,368 - [echoing roar] 1520 01:11:48,370 --> 01:11:51,772 [roaring] 1521 01:11:51,774 --> 01:11:53,974 - LET ME GUESS. HE JUST TURNED 14. 1522 01:11:53,976 --> 01:11:56,844 - YEAH, LAST MONTH. 1523 01:11:56,846 --> 01:11:58,713 - GET HIM! 1524 01:11:58,715 --> 01:12:01,215 - [growling] 1525 01:12:03,686 --> 01:12:05,119 [both yelling] 1526 01:12:05,121 --> 01:12:07,288 - HEY, YOU! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1527 01:12:07,290 --> 01:12:08,555 [both yelling] 1528 01:12:08,557 --> 01:12:11,158 - [grunts] I'M NEVER HIRING LOCALS AGAIN. 1529 01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:12,727 BACK OFF! 1530 01:12:12,729 --> 01:12:15,663 - [growling] 1531 01:12:15,665 --> 01:12:17,799 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA BOUNCE. 1532 01:12:19,135 --> 01:12:20,901 - [growls] 1533 01:12:20,903 --> 01:12:22,403 - WHOO! 1534 01:12:22,405 --> 01:12:23,404 WHOO. 1535 01:12:23,406 --> 01:12:26,307 [both snarling] 1536 01:12:26,309 --> 01:12:28,376 OKAY, KIDS, KIDS, KIDS. 1537 01:12:28,378 --> 01:12:31,045 HUNTER, YOU GO KICK SOME VAMPIRE BUTT. 1538 01:12:31,047 --> 01:12:32,480 I'LL GET JORDAN HOME TO MADAME VARCOLAC. 1539 01:12:32,482 --> 01:12:34,281 [both howling] SORRY. 1540 01:12:34,283 --> 01:12:35,849 SORRY. GO, GO, GO, GO! 1541 01:12:35,851 --> 01:12:38,352 - [growls] 1542 01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:41,522 - I'M PROUD OF YOU, HUNTER! 1543 01:12:41,524 --> 01:12:42,523 COME ON. 1544 01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:43,524 MY KIDS ARE WEREWOLVES. 1545 01:12:43,526 --> 01:12:45,860 - [growling] 1546 01:12:49,865 --> 01:12:52,333 - [grunts] 1547 01:12:52,335 --> 01:12:55,803 SAY HELLO TO UNCLE DRAGOMIR FOR ME! 1548 01:12:55,805 --> 01:12:56,870 [grunts] 1549 01:12:56,872 --> 01:12:58,772 - [growls] - OH, NO, YOU DON'T! 1550 01:12:58,774 --> 01:12:59,773 - [snarls] 1551 01:12:59,775 --> 01:13:02,043 - [screaming] 1552 01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:05,245 OW, OW, OW! 1553 01:13:05,247 --> 01:13:07,514 [snarls] 1554 01:13:07,516 --> 01:13:09,550 - [growls] 1555 01:13:12,021 --> 01:13:14,956 [all snarling] 1556 01:13:27,002 --> 01:13:29,904 - YOU'VE BEEN A VERY BAD DOG. 1557 01:13:29,906 --> 01:13:32,840 - [roaring] 1558 01:13:39,983 --> 01:13:41,048 - [laughing] 1559 01:13:41,050 --> 01:13:43,183 HEY, PUNKIN'. 1560 01:13:43,185 --> 01:13:45,086 MOMMY'S GOT A LITTLE TREAT FOR YOU. 1561 01:13:45,088 --> 01:13:49,790 - [growling] 1562 01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:51,225 [howls] 1563 01:13:51,227 --> 01:13:52,593 - [howls] 1564 01:14:08,210 --> 01:14:09,209 - GREAT. 1565 01:14:09,211 --> 01:14:11,812 THE WHOLE LITTER'S HERE. GET HER! 1566 01:14:11,814 --> 01:14:14,749 [all growling and snarling] 1567 01:14:19,255 --> 01:14:20,621 - [grunts] 1568 01:14:29,732 --> 01:14:31,665 - [yells] 1569 01:14:31,667 --> 01:14:33,300 - [growls] 1570 01:14:33,302 --> 01:14:35,369 - [yells] 1571 01:14:44,046 --> 01:14:46,380 - HURRY, BOY. 1572 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:51,452 [both growling] 1573 01:14:51,454 --> 01:14:53,287 - YOU TWO, GET HER! 1574 01:14:53,289 --> 01:14:54,288 WE'LL GET HIM. 1575 01:14:54,290 --> 01:14:57,491 - [growling] 1576 01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:59,727 - [snarls] 1577 01:14:59,729 --> 01:15:03,264 - [growling] 1578 01:15:05,301 --> 01:15:07,200 - [yells] 1579 01:15:07,202 --> 01:15:09,002 - [snarls] 1580 01:15:09,004 --> 01:15:12,507 [yelling] 1581 01:15:16,212 --> 01:15:17,211 thwack! 1582 01:15:17,213 --> 01:15:19,580 - [growling] 1583 01:15:21,818 --> 01:15:24,819 [glass shattering] 1584 01:15:24,821 --> 01:15:27,755 [screaming] 1585 01:15:29,992 --> 01:15:31,826 - IF YOU WANT SOMETHING DONE, 1586 01:15:31,828 --> 01:15:34,261 YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT YOURSELF. 1587 01:15:34,263 --> 01:15:37,764 [yells] 1588 01:15:37,766 --> 01:15:39,066 - [growling] - ALL RIGHT. 1589 01:15:39,068 --> 01:15:42,436 YOU ARE GOING TO A TIME-OUT PERMANENTLY. 1590 01:15:42,438 --> 01:15:43,838 - [snarls] 1591 01:15:45,842 --> 01:15:47,107 - HUNTER! LOOK OUT! 1592 01:15:47,109 --> 01:15:48,675 [grunts] 1593 01:15:48,677 --> 01:15:51,712 [both yelling] 1594 01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:56,049 RELAX, PAULINA. 1595 01:15:56,051 --> 01:15:57,951 YOU'LL JUST FEEL A LITTLE PINCH. 1596 01:15:57,953 --> 01:15:59,353 TOODLES. 1597 01:16:01,724 --> 01:16:02,657 - UH-OH! 1598 01:16:07,630 --> 01:16:10,565 [flames roaring] 1599 01:16:33,423 --> 01:16:35,488 - L.B. 217. 1600 01:16:35,490 --> 01:16:38,125 BLOODLINE OF WEREWOLF. 1601 01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:54,075 - OH, GOOD, MORE NEEDLES. 1602 01:16:57,814 --> 01:17:00,414 - HEY, THANKS FOR COMIN' BACK FOR ME. 1603 01:17:00,416 --> 01:17:04,184 - THE STRENGTH OF THE WOLF IS THE PACK, REMEMBER? 1604 01:17:04,186 --> 01:17:06,954 - OKAY. 1605 01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:07,955 WE CAN DO THIS. 1606 01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:09,090 - IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY, DAD. 1607 01:17:19,535 --> 01:17:22,470 - [growls] 1608 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:29,443 [sighs] 1609 01:17:29,445 --> 01:17:32,446 [birds chirping] 1610 01:17:33,683 --> 01:17:35,548 - WHY DOES THIS GUY HAVE A PICTURE OF ME? 1611 01:17:35,550 --> 01:17:36,950 - HE IS NOT YOU, BOY. 1612 01:17:36,952 --> 01:17:40,154 IS DRAGOMIR WHEN HE TURNED 14, 1613 01:17:40,156 --> 01:17:42,323 RIGHT BEFORE HIS FIRST FULL MOON, 1614 01:17:42,325 --> 01:17:44,558 RIGHT BEFORE HE BECOME WEREWOLF. 1615 01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:45,959 - THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME. 1616 01:17:45,961 --> 01:17:47,427 - DA. 1617 01:17:47,429 --> 01:17:49,429 - DID YOU KNOW ALL ALONG, MADAME V., THAT I WAS-- 1618 01:17:49,431 --> 01:17:51,865 - AT CEMETERY, I KNOW. - HOW? 1619 01:17:51,867 --> 01:17:53,200 - DRAGOMIR'S GRAVESTONE-- 1620 01:17:53,202 --> 01:17:54,702 YOU COULD READ WRITING. 1621 01:17:54,704 --> 01:17:58,038 ONLY EYES OF WEREWOLF COULD DO THIS. 1622 01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:01,041 WAS DRAGOMIR'S WAY OF PROTECTING SECRET. 1623 01:18:01,043 --> 01:18:01,976 [door clicks and rattles] 1624 01:18:05,515 --> 01:18:06,514 - HOW DO YOU DO? 1625 01:18:06,516 --> 01:18:08,382 - YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1626 01:18:08,384 --> 01:18:09,616 DAD, THIS IS THE GUY IN THE CLOAK 1627 01:18:09,618 --> 01:18:10,885 THAT I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT! 1628 01:18:10,887 --> 01:18:14,287 - PLEASE, ALLOW ME TO FORMALLY INTRODUCE MYSELF. 1629 01:18:14,289 --> 01:18:17,391 MY NAME IS IGOR VAN HELMAN STANISKLAVSKY. 1630 01:18:17,393 --> 01:18:20,093 I AM THE EXECUTOR TO YOUR UNCLE'S ESTATE. 1631 01:18:20,095 --> 01:18:21,695 - YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME! 1632 01:18:21,697 --> 01:18:23,664 - I WAS ACTING ON YOUR UNCLE'S BEHALF, 1633 01:18:23,666 --> 01:18:26,266 AND MY JOB WAS TO LOOK AFTER YOU 1634 01:18:26,268 --> 01:18:29,736 UNTIL CERTAIN SITUATIONS RESOLVED THEMSELVES, 1635 01:18:29,738 --> 01:18:32,539 AND THEY HAVE, I TRUST? 1636 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:35,576 - YES, THEY HAVE. 1637 01:18:35,578 --> 01:18:37,244 - GOOD. GOOD. 1638 01:18:37,246 --> 01:18:38,879 THEN WE CAN PROCEED. 1639 01:18:38,881 --> 01:18:40,380 WITH YOUR SIGNATURE, 1640 01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:42,849 WOLFSBERG MANOR WILL OFFICIALLY BE PASSED 1641 01:18:42,851 --> 01:18:44,184 TO THE SANDS FAMILY. 1642 01:18:44,186 --> 01:18:47,454 THE WILL ALSO STIPULATES THAT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE 1643 01:18:47,456 --> 01:18:49,890 A HOME AND A PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT 1644 01:18:49,892 --> 01:18:53,194 AT WOLFSBERG MANOR FOR MADAME VARCOLAC. 1645 01:18:53,196 --> 01:18:56,530 [birds chirping] 1646 01:19:00,436 --> 01:19:01,868 - WHAT'S THIS? 1647 01:19:01,870 --> 01:19:05,039 - THIS REPRESENTS THE REMAINDER OF YOUR UNCLE'S ESTATE. 1648 01:19:05,041 --> 01:19:06,306 - WHOA, DAD. 1649 01:19:06,308 --> 01:19:07,374 - DID NOT SEE THIS COMING. 1650 01:19:07,376 --> 01:19:09,442 - I TOLD YOU! WE'RE RICH! 1651 01:19:09,444 --> 01:19:11,111 - SO DOES THIS MEAN WE GET TO KEEP THE HOUSE? 1652 01:19:11,113 --> 01:19:13,146 - THIS MEANS WE GET TO KEEP THEM BOTH. 1653 01:19:13,148 --> 01:19:14,281 [laughter] 1654 01:19:14,283 --> 01:19:15,649 - WELL, IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE, 1655 01:19:15,651 --> 01:19:19,453 I AM CLOSING EARLY FOR MOONLIGHT MANIA. 1656 01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:21,288 I HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE. 1657 01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:22,322 - OH, UH, 1658 01:19:22,324 --> 01:19:23,991 JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, 1659 01:19:23,993 --> 01:19:26,760 WHERE DID DRAGOMIR GET ALL THIS MONEY? 1660 01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:28,896 - HE INVENTED KARAOKE. 1661 01:19:28,898 --> 01:19:31,732 - HMM. 1662 01:19:31,734 --> 01:19:33,601 [all chuckling] 1663 01:19:33,603 --> 01:19:35,536 [cheers and indistinct chatter] 1664 01:19:38,273 --> 01:19:40,574 - GORAN, YOU KNOW, I'M NEVER GONNA BE THE GIRL 1665 01:19:40,576 --> 01:19:42,809 THAT YOU SAW IN THE SHOP THAT FIRST DAY. 1666 01:19:42,811 --> 01:19:44,978 - THIS I UNDERSTAND, 1667 01:19:44,980 --> 01:19:47,681 BUT AS LONG AS SHE IS NOT COMPLETELY GONE-- 1668 01:19:47,683 --> 01:19:49,349 - SHE ISN'T, 1669 01:19:49,351 --> 01:19:52,152 BUT THAT OTHER GIRL ISN'T COMPLETELY GONE EITHER. 1670 01:19:52,154 --> 01:19:54,655 I MEAN, THIS PLACE HAS CHANGED ME. 1671 01:19:54,657 --> 01:19:55,956 - IT'S OKAY. 1672 01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:59,626 SOMETIMES, EH, CHANGE IS GOOD. 1673 01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:02,362 - YEAH. I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 1674 01:20:02,364 --> 01:20:05,199 - SO, UH, WHERE IS YOUR BROTHER? 1675 01:20:05,201 --> 01:20:06,533 - OH, HE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE. 1676 01:20:06,535 --> 01:20:10,670 - BEHOLD, THE GREAT PROTECTOR OF WOLFSBERG, 1677 01:20:10,672 --> 01:20:13,940 THE BEAST REIGNS SUPREME! 1678 01:20:13,942 --> 01:20:15,842 [cheers and applause] 1679 01:20:15,844 --> 01:20:17,310 - [howls] 1680 01:20:17,312 --> 01:20:21,448 - MY SON, THE GREAT PROTECTOR. 1681 01:20:21,450 --> 01:20:23,884 - IT'S HIS DESTINY. 1682 01:20:23,886 --> 01:20:25,685 IS HARD TO BELIEVE? 1683 01:20:25,687 --> 01:20:27,954 - UH, I'M GETTING USED TO IT. 1684 01:20:27,956 --> 01:20:29,356 SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY 1685 01:20:29,358 --> 01:20:30,557 FOR A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY, THOUGH. 1686 01:20:30,559 --> 01:20:33,927 - BOY NO LONGER BOY. 1687 01:20:33,929 --> 01:20:36,429 BOY IS MAN. 1688 01:20:36,431 --> 01:20:38,732 - HUNTER! 1689 01:20:38,734 --> 01:20:41,669 [all cheering] 1690 01:20:43,772 --> 01:20:46,006 - AWESOME! 1691 01:20:46,008 --> 01:20:49,209 COMPLETELY OFF THE CHAIN! 1692 01:20:49,211 --> 01:20:50,844 AWESOME! 1693 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:53,847 [upbeat music] 1694 01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:56,183 � � 1695 01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:58,519 [school bell rings] 1696 01:20:58,521 --> 01:21:04,391 � � 1697 01:21:04,393 --> 01:21:06,359 - � BREATHLESS � 1698 01:21:06,361 --> 01:21:07,494 - DUDE, 1699 01:21:07,496 --> 01:21:08,996 IS THAT YOUR SISTER? 1700 01:21:08,998 --> 01:21:11,331 � � 1701 01:21:11,333 --> 01:21:13,099 - � YOU LEAVE ME BREATHLESS � 1702 01:21:13,101 --> 01:21:15,769 � LIKE CHASING DOWN THE WIND � 1703 01:21:15,771 --> 01:21:18,037 � YOU LEAVE ME BREATHLESS, BREATHLESS � 1704 01:21:18,039 --> 01:21:19,340 � WHERE THE SKY CAN START AGAIN � 1705 01:21:19,342 --> 01:21:21,675 - HERE, LET ME PAY FOR THAT. 1706 01:21:21,677 --> 01:21:23,343 - OH, NO, I'M FINE. 1707 01:21:23,345 --> 01:21:25,179 THANKS ANYWAY. - [laughs] 1708 01:21:25,181 --> 01:21:26,747 WHAT? 1709 01:21:26,749 --> 01:21:28,181 CORT MCCANN! 1710 01:21:28,183 --> 01:21:31,685 COME ON. 1711 01:21:31,687 --> 01:21:34,354 SO YOU AND-- YOU AND ME AND PROM OR WHAT? 1712 01:21:34,356 --> 01:21:38,224 - OH, SORRY, I ALREADY HAVE A DATE, BUT, UH, THANKS. 1713 01:21:38,226 --> 01:21:40,693 - � HARD TO UNDERSTAND � 1714 01:21:40,695 --> 01:21:43,129 - YEAH. OH, COOL. 1715 01:21:43,131 --> 01:21:47,267 - � BUT NOT TOO HARD TO FEEL � 1716 01:21:47,269 --> 01:21:49,636 � YOU LEAVE ME BREATHLESS � 1717 01:21:49,638 --> 01:21:52,105 - WELL? WHAT DID HE SAY? 1718 01:21:52,107 --> 01:21:53,607 - HE ASKED ME TO PROM. - SHUT UP! 1719 01:21:53,609 --> 01:21:54,774 - I SAID "NO." 1720 01:21:54,776 --> 01:21:56,476 - OKAY, ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM SOME KIND 1721 01:21:56,478 --> 01:21:58,444 OF POST-TRAUMATIC ROMANIAN STRESS DISORDER? 1722 01:21:58,446 --> 01:22:00,047 - QUITE THE CONTRARY. 1723 01:22:00,049 --> 01:22:01,548 IT'S JUST THAT I ALREADY HAVE A DATE. 1724 01:22:01,550 --> 01:22:04,718 - � I FEEL STRONGER, BELIEVE ME � 1725 01:22:04,720 --> 01:22:06,487 - NO POSSIBLE WAY. 1726 01:22:06,489 --> 01:22:08,555 YOU MET THE HOTTIE EXCHANGE STUDENT? 1727 01:22:08,557 --> 01:22:09,689 TOTAL SIDE OF BEEF! 1728 01:22:09,691 --> 01:22:11,124 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 1729 01:22:11,126 --> 01:22:12,192 - � YOU LEAVE ME BREATHLESS � 1730 01:22:12,194 --> 01:22:14,962 � GONNA STOP AND START AGAIN � 1731 01:22:14,964 --> 01:22:16,129 - EXCUSE ME. 1732 01:22:16,131 --> 01:22:17,264 - � I CAN'T DO THIS ANY LONGER � 1733 01:22:17,266 --> 01:22:18,465 � EVERY MOMENT I GET STRONGER � 1734 01:22:18,467 --> 01:22:20,233 - SEE YOU AT TRYOUTS, GIRLS. 1735 01:22:20,235 --> 01:22:22,236 - � BELIEVE ME � 1736 01:22:22,238 --> 01:22:24,171 � YOU LEAVE ME BREATHLESS, BREATHLESS � 1737 01:22:24,173 --> 01:22:27,341 � NOT A CHANCE I'M GONNA WIN � 1738 01:22:31,413 --> 01:22:32,880 - [laughs] 1739 01:22:32,882 --> 01:22:34,480 DESTRUKTOR IV. 1740 01:22:34,482 --> 01:22:36,015 - THE DOWNLOAD OF DEATH. 1741 01:22:36,017 --> 01:22:37,484 [laughter] 1742 01:22:37,486 --> 01:22:39,586 - HEY, HOW COME WE HAVE FOUR TICKETS? 1743 01:22:39,588 --> 01:22:42,990 - WELL, I, UH, ASKED JACQUELINE TO JOIN US, 1744 01:22:42,992 --> 01:22:44,758 IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU GUYS? 1745 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:46,192 - TOTALLY. 1746 01:22:46,194 --> 01:22:47,494 - YEAH, DAD. IT'S AWESOME. 1747 01:22:47,496 --> 01:22:49,663 [doorbell rings] 1748 01:22:49,665 --> 01:22:52,499 HEY, UH, BUT YOU HAVE SEEN HER IN THE DAYLIGHT, RIGHT? 1749 01:22:52,501 --> 01:22:53,968 - WAY AHEAD OF YOU. 1750 01:22:55,704 --> 01:22:57,905 HELLO. - HI. 1751 01:22:59,375 --> 01:23:01,075 - UH, MOVIE TIME. 1752 01:23:05,514 --> 01:23:06,713 HEY, LOOK, KIDS. 1753 01:23:06,715 --> 01:23:08,549 SOMEONE'S MOVING IN ACROSS THE STREET. 1754 01:23:30,806 --> 01:23:33,307 - MOVE IT, GRANDMA! - YES, MA'AM. 1755 01:23:33,309 --> 01:23:36,377 - I WANT TO GET OUT OF THIS THING BEFORE THE SUN COMES UP! 1756 01:23:36,379 --> 01:23:37,678 - NO SUN, MA'AM. NO, SIR, NO, SIR. 1757 01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:38,946 - [chuckles] 1758 01:23:38,948 --> 01:23:40,713 PAULINA'S MOVIN' IN. 1759 01:23:40,715 --> 01:23:43,249 [laughs] OW. 1760 01:23:43,251 --> 01:23:44,318 [groans] 1761 01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:49,589 [all singing ...Baby One More Time by Britney Spears] 1762 01:23:49,591 --> 01:23:52,026 - MM-MM-MM. 1763 01:23:54,563 --> 01:23:56,163 - MM-HMM-MM. 1764 01:24:10,913 --> 01:24:13,280 - [howls] 1765 01:24:23,893 --> 01:24:26,360 [both howling] 1766 01:24:43,144 --> 01:24:44,678 - [howling] 1767 01:24:48,884 --> 01:24:51,819 [howling] 1768 01:24:52,305 --> 01:24:58,284 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from OpenSubtitles.org 154204