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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,593 --> 00:00:12,346 - ♪ In these times of hate and pain ♪ 2 00:00:12,430 --> 00:00:16,517 ♪ We need a remedy to take us from the reign ♪ 3 00:00:16,559 --> 00:00:20,354 ♪ I've been thinking of what I need ♪ 4 00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:24,358 ♪ I need a freak to hold me tight ♪ 5 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:27,737 ♪ I need a freak every day and every night ♪ 6 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:34,160 - Psst. 7 00:00:34,202 --> 00:00:36,120 Excuse me, Judy. 8 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:38,081 Can you move your hair off my desk? 9 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:41,084 - Oh, you mean my luscious fluffs? 10 00:00:41,167 --> 00:00:42,567 - Well, you're getting your dandruff 11 00:00:42,627 --> 00:00:44,045 all over my worksheet. 12 00:00:44,087 --> 00:00:46,005 - You know you like it... 13 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,215 stud. 14 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:52,929 So long and perfume-y. 15 00:00:53,012 --> 00:00:56,849 - Seriously, move your hair. 16 00:01:11,614 --> 00:01:12,740 No! 17 00:01:52,989 --> 00:01:54,866 - Ahh! 18 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:58,619 - Hi. 19 00:02:04,709 --> 00:02:05,960 - Shoot! 20 00:02:06,002 --> 00:02:08,087 - I liked you, you fuckin' asshole! 21 00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:09,129 I loved you! 22 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:23,478 - If I knew I could care for my family 23 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:25,980 during a terrifying and uncertain time 24 00:02:26,064 --> 00:02:28,524 with just a bucket or two, 25 00:02:28,608 --> 00:02:32,153 well, I would be running to my pocketbook. 26 00:02:32,235 --> 00:02:33,905 - Not only do Aimee-Leigh and I 27 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:36,282 want you to be safe, 28 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:38,534 the Lord wants you to be safe. 29 00:02:38,618 --> 00:02:41,120 Jesus talked to me last night. 30 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:42,413 Jesus said, 31 00:02:42,497 --> 00:02:45,708 "Eli, you better get them folks ready." 32 00:02:45,792 --> 00:02:47,543 Y2K is real. 33 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:51,214 It's coming. 34 00:02:51,297 --> 00:02:52,924 And the church is gonna need help. 35 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:56,344 I agreed to talk with you 36 00:02:56,386 --> 00:02:58,596 because you're from "TIME" magazine. 37 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:00,598 That's a periodical I respect. 38 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:03,476 - Your church raised an enormous amount of money 39 00:03:03,518 --> 00:03:06,896 by telling people that Y2K would bring the end of days. 40 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,106 It didn't, of course. 41 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:09,857 - It was the grace of the Lord Himself 42 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:12,860 that prevented humanity from facing that disaster. 43 00:03:12,944 --> 00:03:14,153 - Indeed. 44 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:16,364 You seem pretty convinced it was happening. 45 00:03:16,447 --> 00:03:18,616 Do you think it's unethical to scare people 46 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:20,952 and then benefit from that fearmongering? 47 00:03:21,035 --> 00:03:22,453 - Folks come to me 48 00:03:22,537 --> 00:03:25,122 when they're trying to make sense of the world. 49 00:03:25,206 --> 00:03:27,208 I just help as best I can. 50 00:03:27,250 --> 00:03:28,751 - So who was wrong, 51 00:03:28,835 --> 00:03:31,546 Jesus or you? 52 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:35,800 - Amber, baby. 53 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:37,051 They love you. 54 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,529 You had them wrapped around your finger 55 00:03:38,553 --> 00:03:39,762 at Parents' Weekend. 56 00:03:39,846 --> 00:03:42,223 - But this is different. 57 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,475 Bringing me to your mansion... 58 00:03:44,559 --> 00:03:47,520 ugh, it's all so daunting. 59 00:03:47,562 --> 00:03:51,023 - Well, better get undaunted, baby... 60 00:03:53,359 --> 00:03:57,321 'Cause one day, this crib will all be mine, 61 00:03:57,405 --> 00:04:00,324 and I'm looking to have your fine ass by my side. 62 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:01,534 - He cut my damn hair. 63 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:03,494 Tried to Samson my ass. 64 00:04:03,578 --> 00:04:05,246 I wasn't just gonna take that. 65 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,123 - You tell your teacher or your principal. 66 00:04:07,206 --> 00:04:08,166 You stay out of it. 67 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:09,184 You don't act like a lunatic. 68 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:10,209 - That's right. 69 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:11,377 - Tell me about it. 70 00:04:11,419 --> 00:04:13,259 I bring my "say, say, my baby" all the way here 71 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:14,422 to get to know my family, 72 00:04:14,464 --> 00:04:15,733 and we are instantly dealing with 73 00:04:15,757 --> 00:04:18,341 all this "he said, she said" bullshit. 74 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,886 - Suck my dick, Jesse. 75 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,095 - You suck mine, Judy. 76 00:04:21,137 --> 00:04:22,388 - I want a meal, boy. 77 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:24,182 Not no snack. 78 00:04:24,265 --> 00:04:26,225 That was good. 79 00:04:26,267 --> 00:04:28,519 She's saying that you have a tiny little titi. 80 00:04:28,603 --> 00:04:29,562 - Fuck off, Kelvin. 81 00:04:29,604 --> 00:04:30,772 At least I got a titi. 82 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:32,440 Not a tiny little doll pecker like you. 83 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:34,626 - Not even any hairs or nothing. 84 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:35,443 - Enough! 85 00:04:35,485 --> 00:04:37,278 - We have a guest. 86 00:04:38,112 --> 00:04:40,698 Boy, this is not the impression we want to give you, Amber. 87 00:04:40,782 --> 00:04:42,241 My apologies. 88 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:44,368 It's a blessing to have you with us. 89 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:45,870 - Where are you from, sweetheart? 90 00:04:45,912 --> 00:04:47,413 Uh, Kentucky. 91 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:49,457 Just a small little town. 92 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:51,459 - Is that human hair, Country? 93 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:53,378 You wearing a horse hair wig? 94 00:04:54,212 --> 00:04:55,797 Um, it's... 95 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:57,340 Real hair. 96 00:04:57,423 --> 00:04:58,549 Not a wig. 97 00:04:58,591 --> 00:04:59,425 - Oh. 98 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:00,760 - Judy, why don't you slide 99 00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:02,512 this chicken-fried steak with gravy 100 00:05:02,595 --> 00:05:03,638 right up your ass? 101 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:04,972 - I wasn't trying to be mean. 102 00:05:05,056 --> 00:05:07,141 She's from the country, so I called her Country. 103 00:05:07,225 --> 00:05:09,185 - All the best girls are country girls. 104 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:10,937 Isn't that right, darling? 105 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:12,814 - Don't you know it. 106 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:21,948 - Well, well, well. 107 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:26,285 If it isn't the girl from the Wendy's sign. 108 00:05:26,327 --> 00:05:28,746 Y'all got running water where you're from? 109 00:05:30,540 --> 00:05:32,417 - Of course we do. 110 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,293 - Well, I don't know your life. 111 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:36,713 Look at you. 112 00:05:36,796 --> 00:05:39,882 Just regular-ass shopping mall clothes. 113 00:05:41,551 --> 00:05:43,594 - Your pants are nice. 114 00:05:43,678 --> 00:05:45,471 - Well, take a good look. 115 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,308 'Cause you couldn't afford this 116 00:05:49,350 --> 00:05:51,436 if you sucked every dick 117 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:54,063 in the hills and hollers of Kentucky. 118 00:05:54,147 --> 00:05:56,774 - What is your problem? 119 00:05:56,858 --> 00:05:58,776 - I just know what you're up to. 120 00:06:00,236 --> 00:06:02,780 Impoverished girl with big dreams, 121 00:06:02,864 --> 00:06:04,824 chasing all the riches and gold. 122 00:06:04,866 --> 00:06:08,244 - That is not what's happening here. 123 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:11,372 Jesse means a lot to me. 124 00:06:11,456 --> 00:06:13,207 - I call bull. 125 00:06:13,291 --> 00:06:14,208 You don't love Jesse. 126 00:06:14,292 --> 00:06:16,669 He's a fucking clown. 127 00:06:16,711 --> 00:06:19,005 When you look at his dumb face, 128 00:06:19,047 --> 00:06:22,467 instead of seeing eyes and noses and shit, 129 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:24,635 you see your ticket out of the sticks. 130 00:06:24,719 --> 00:06:27,305 - You are very rude! 131 00:06:28,389 --> 00:06:31,476 - And you have no idea what you're talking about. 132 00:06:33,311 --> 00:06:35,521 - Where you going, Wendy's? 133 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,899 I thought we were doing girl talks. 134 00:06:57,168 --> 00:06:58,544 - It's our faith! 135 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:01,547 Our faith that protects us! 136 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,257 - You said it! Yes! 137 00:07:03,341 --> 00:07:05,635 - Be not afraid, 138 00:07:05,718 --> 00:07:11,182 for I am Daniel in the lion's den! 139 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:13,476 Amen! 140 00:07:13,559 --> 00:07:14,578 All right. 141 00:07:14,602 --> 00:07:15,662 We'll see you next week. - Yeah, you too. 142 00:07:15,686 --> 00:07:16,747 - Yes, ma'am. - Oh, good to see you. 143 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:17,956 - Good to see you. - All right. 144 00:07:17,980 --> 00:07:19,249 Thanks so much for coming. - Thank you. 145 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,441 - Oh, sir. Hey. - Hi, Tom. 146 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:21,752 That's lovely. - Thank you very much. 147 00:07:21,776 --> 00:07:23,194 - Oh, what a sweetheart. 148 00:07:23,236 --> 00:07:24,296 - Thanks for coming. - Thank you. 149 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,696 - You guys are on donuts next week. 150 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:28,533 - J1013 AM, Christian Talk, 151 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,535 mixing it up with the biggest names in faith. 152 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,537 Now back to the Skip Arness Show. 153 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:34,622 - You hear the latest from the Gemstones? 154 00:07:34,705 --> 00:07:37,583 Their church made a mint off the Y2K scare. 155 00:07:37,625 --> 00:07:39,544 Millions. 156 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:40,688 Attendance is down for the first time 157 00:07:40,712 --> 00:07:41,754 in their history, 158 00:07:41,796 --> 00:07:43,715 and people are protesting outside their church. 159 00:07:43,798 --> 00:07:46,509 They deserve every criticism. 160 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,344 - Did Uncle Eli do something wrong? 161 00:07:48,428 --> 00:07:49,780 - Well, your uncle was raised better, 162 00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:51,657 but he's always been greedy when it comes to money. 163 00:07:51,681 --> 00:07:52,640 Y'all know that. 164 00:07:52,682 --> 00:07:53,975 - Yes, ma'am. 165 00:07:54,016 --> 00:07:56,394 - I want to be rich like Uncle Eli when I grow up. 166 00:07:57,562 --> 00:07:58,980 - Don't you ever say that again. 167 00:07:59,021 --> 00:08:01,149 It is not something to aspire to. 168 00:08:01,232 --> 00:08:03,317 You aspire to be good and wise like your daddy. 169 00:08:03,359 --> 00:08:04,402 Right, Peter? 170 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,487 - He's just a kid talking, May-May. 171 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,281 - Dummy. 172 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:11,367 - I... I was just kidding, Mama. 173 00:08:11,451 --> 00:08:12,869 I love being poor. 174 00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:19,792 - I still don't like that y'all got him buried out here. 175 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:21,753 It's a long drive for us. 176 00:08:21,836 --> 00:08:23,713 Now whenever I want to spend time with Daddy, 177 00:08:23,796 --> 00:08:26,174 I gotta get through your security guards. 178 00:08:26,257 --> 00:08:30,011 - There wasn't no more room left where Mama's resting. 179 00:08:30,094 --> 00:08:32,179 I thought about bringing her here to put with him. 180 00:08:32,263 --> 00:08:33,222 - Oh, that's sweet. 181 00:08:33,306 --> 00:08:35,600 Then you can just have 'em all, can't you, Eli? 182 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:36,827 - Well, we can just have security 183 00:08:36,851 --> 00:08:37,952 just flag y'all right on through 184 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,687 any time you want to come by. 185 00:08:39,729 --> 00:08:40,897 Our home is your home. 186 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:42,231 - Well, we appreciate that. 187 00:08:42,315 --> 00:08:44,859 We don't usually have no problem getting in. 188 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:46,486 - I made some sandwiches for the boys. 189 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:48,988 Might as well eat 'em before we go. 190 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:51,866 - Well, you all are welcome to stay as long as you want to. 191 00:08:51,908 --> 00:08:52,867 - Okay. 192 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,214 - Nobody shit their pants, 193 00:09:06,255 --> 00:09:08,174 but check out my newest toy. 194 00:09:08,216 --> 00:09:11,386 - ♪ Redeemer ♪ 195 00:09:11,469 --> 00:09:13,513 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 196 00:09:16,641 --> 00:09:19,060 - My Lord. 197 00:09:19,143 --> 00:09:21,229 - Holy moly. 198 00:09:21,312 --> 00:09:23,231 - Coke white. 199 00:09:23,314 --> 00:09:24,440 - This is yours? 200 00:09:24,524 --> 00:09:26,901 - Ah, basically mine. 201 00:09:26,943 --> 00:09:29,195 I mean, technically, it belongs to the church. 202 00:09:29,237 --> 00:09:31,614 But all I gotta do is use it in a sermon, 203 00:09:31,697 --> 00:09:34,659 and then I can drive it whenever I want. 204 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:35,618 - Can I drive it? 205 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:37,245 - Hell no. 206 00:09:37,328 --> 00:09:40,206 But I'd be happy to let you watch me smash some shit. 207 00:09:44,252 --> 00:09:46,587 - ♪ Heaven ♪ 208 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:49,590 ♪ Heaven ♪ 209 00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:53,678 ♪ This must be heaven ♪ 210 00:09:56,389 --> 00:09:59,267 ♪ Oh, me, oh, my ♪ 211 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:03,521 ♪ This must be heaven ♪ 212 00:10:03,563 --> 00:10:06,065 ♪ Heaven can wait, I've got a date ♪ 213 00:10:13,197 --> 00:10:15,158 ♪ Higher and higher, people are talking ♪ 214 00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:16,617 - Yeah! - Go! 215 00:10:16,701 --> 00:10:19,245 - ♪ Heaven can wait ♪ 216 00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:24,459 ♪ Heaven, heaven ♪ 217 00:10:24,542 --> 00:10:27,962 ♪ This must be heaven ♪ 218 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:33,885 ♪ Oh my, take a look at those eyes ♪ 219 00:10:33,968 --> 00:10:36,596 ♪ This must be heaven ♪ 220 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,681 - Hey, you know, I saw y'all on the news. 221 00:10:38,765 --> 00:10:40,224 They were saying you conned everyone 222 00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:42,185 with that Y2K nonsense. 223 00:10:42,268 --> 00:10:44,479 I don't know what kind of idiot 224 00:10:44,562 --> 00:10:46,022 would have bought into that. 225 00:10:46,105 --> 00:10:47,583 I mean, when the world ends, it will be because 226 00:10:47,607 --> 00:10:49,150 the Lord has decided it's time, 227 00:10:49,192 --> 00:10:51,986 not because of some computer malfunctions. 228 00:10:52,028 --> 00:10:53,321 I never bought it for a minute. 229 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,448 - Well, I'm just relieved it didn't happen. 230 00:10:55,490 --> 00:10:56,675 That's all I keep thinking about. 231 00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,618 Just counting our lucky stars. 232 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:00,012 - Would have been a real nightmare. 233 00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:02,038 Lord changed His mind, I suppose. 234 00:11:02,121 --> 00:11:04,499 - Or people just made it up to make money off it. 235 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:07,502 I mean, that's what the news is saying y'all did. 236 00:11:07,585 --> 00:11:09,170 Ooh, it's times like these 237 00:11:09,212 --> 00:11:11,839 I sure am glad my last name is Montgomery. 238 00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:13,025 The way people would look at me 239 00:11:13,049 --> 00:11:14,801 if my last name was still Gemstone... 240 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,219 no, thank you. 241 00:11:17,345 --> 00:11:18,471 You know, I need a refill. 242 00:11:18,513 --> 00:11:19,907 Peter, run out to the car and get me 243 00:11:19,931 --> 00:11:21,557 that two-liter bottle of Fresca. 244 00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:22,892 - Oh, we got plenty of cold pop 245 00:11:22,975 --> 00:11:24,328 inside in the refrigerator, May-May. 246 00:11:24,352 --> 00:11:25,186 Uh, Sprite, I think. 247 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:26,938 - No, I don't want Sprite. I like Fresca. 248 00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:28,523 Peter. - Sprite or... 249 00:11:28,606 --> 00:11:29,899 - Car. 250 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,318 Run. - Yep. 251 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,445 - Say, say, my baby. 252 00:11:38,491 --> 00:11:39,659 - I got the Sega Saturn. 253 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:40,701 Have you played it? 254 00:11:40,785 --> 00:11:42,137 - Mama don't let us play video games. 255 00:11:42,161 --> 00:11:43,704 - She says the devil's in 'em. 256 00:11:43,788 --> 00:11:45,039 - Inside video games? 257 00:11:45,081 --> 00:11:45,915 - Yep. 258 00:11:45,998 --> 00:11:48,292 Just like movies, music, dancing, 259 00:11:48,376 --> 00:11:49,711 cartoons, and Halloween. 260 00:11:49,794 --> 00:11:51,212 - We ain't allowed to do nothin', 261 00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:54,340 except maybe go huntin', make some traps, catch food. 262 00:11:54,382 --> 00:11:55,383 Not like you guys. 263 00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:57,051 Y'all get to do everything fun. 264 00:11:57,093 --> 00:11:58,845 - Yeah, your parents suck. 265 00:11:58,886 --> 00:12:00,138 They're strict as hell. 266 00:12:00,221 --> 00:12:01,532 I couldn't survive under your roof. 267 00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:03,015 I need my "TRL." 268 00:12:03,057 --> 00:12:04,976 - I can relate, Judy. 269 00:12:05,059 --> 00:12:07,103 My grandma's real strict. 270 00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:09,939 Never let any boys call the house or nothing. 271 00:12:10,022 --> 00:12:12,775 - Oh, you had so many boys calling the house 272 00:12:12,859 --> 00:12:16,279 'cause of your gorgeous red hair? 273 00:12:16,362 --> 00:12:17,989 Okay, Raggedy Ann. 274 00:12:18,030 --> 00:12:20,700 Surprised they even have phones in the village you come from. 275 00:12:20,742 --> 00:12:22,910 - She don't come from no damn village, Judy. 276 00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:25,455 Stop making fun of people for being from poverty. 277 00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:27,540 Chuck and Karl are dirt poor. 278 00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:28,583 It's rude. 279 00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:29,685 - Jesse, I'm so sick of you 280 00:12:29,709 --> 00:12:30,936 showing out for your girlfriend. 281 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,253 Y'all don't make a good couple. 282 00:12:32,295 --> 00:12:34,797 Behind your back, we're all laughing 283 00:12:34,881 --> 00:12:37,550 at what a bad couple you actually are. 284 00:12:37,592 --> 00:12:40,094 Hardy-har-har, dummy. 285 00:12:40,178 --> 00:12:41,763 - Why don't you go fuck yourself, Judy? 286 00:12:42,764 --> 00:12:43,765 - What? 287 00:12:43,848 --> 00:12:45,349 - It's a sin to swear, Jesse. 288 00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:46,434 - No shit, Karl. 289 00:12:46,476 --> 00:12:47,894 Watch me load up some more. 290 00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:49,979 Judy, you wish you had a fuckin' boyfriend. 291 00:12:50,063 --> 00:12:51,874 Don't be jealous 'cause somebody actually likes me 292 00:12:51,898 --> 00:12:53,900 besides my own parents, unlike you. 293 00:12:53,941 --> 00:12:56,194 No one likes your ass. 294 00:13:08,873 --> 00:13:10,291 - Hey, Peter. 295 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:11,375 Come on in. 296 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,474 I'm in a bit of a pinch, Eli. 297 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:27,475 - Is that so? 298 00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:28,559 - Yeah. 299 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,730 I got a damn warehouse full of Y2K buckets, 300 00:13:32,814 --> 00:13:34,065 and nobody wants 'em. 301 00:13:34,107 --> 00:13:35,274 - Yes. 302 00:13:35,316 --> 00:13:38,403 The only downside to society not collapsing. 303 00:13:47,161 --> 00:13:49,205 I'm in over my head, Eli. 304 00:13:49,288 --> 00:13:52,166 - I told you not to buy more than you could afford. 305 00:13:52,208 --> 00:13:54,293 - You also told me that the world was gonna end. 306 00:13:54,335 --> 00:13:56,963 - It ain't my fault things changed. 307 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,340 I got no control over that. 308 00:13:59,382 --> 00:14:00,425 Liquidate 'em. 309 00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:02,760 Repackage 'em as camping supplies or somethin'. 310 00:14:02,844 --> 00:14:05,346 Hell, if I could count the amount 311 00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:07,432 of bad business investments I've made in my life, 312 00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:08,599 we'd be here all day. 313 00:14:08,683 --> 00:14:09,827 It's the nature of the beast. 314 00:14:09,851 --> 00:14:11,352 You win some, you lose some. 315 00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:12,562 - Yeah. 316 00:14:14,147 --> 00:14:16,274 Well, I lost a lot. 317 00:14:17,650 --> 00:14:18,693 25 grand. 318 00:14:18,776 --> 00:14:20,778 That's a lot of money for my family. 319 00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:22,363 That's everything we had in savings. 320 00:14:24,532 --> 00:14:26,242 Damn, Peter. 321 00:14:26,325 --> 00:14:28,703 Why would you invest all your savings? 322 00:14:28,786 --> 00:14:31,330 - 'Cause I trusted you. 323 00:14:31,372 --> 00:14:34,751 I wanted to do what you were doing. 324 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,503 May-May is gonna kill me. 325 00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:40,006 She's gonna kill me because we're broke. 326 00:14:40,048 --> 00:14:42,133 She's gonna kill me 'cause I didn't tell her. 327 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,594 - She's gonna kill you 'cause you did it with me. 328 00:14:47,889 --> 00:14:49,432 - I've never asked you for money. 329 00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:51,869 I don't know what else to do. 330 00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:55,396 I could lose the house. 331 00:14:55,438 --> 00:14:58,441 - How about I buy your stock back? 332 00:15:10,578 --> 00:15:12,538 I don't know what to say. 333 00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:19,921 I just got so greedy. 334 00:15:19,962 --> 00:15:22,757 - You thought you were helping your family. 335 00:15:24,759 --> 00:15:27,762 - I thought we were coming to the end of times. 336 00:15:33,101 --> 00:15:36,938 Did you really believe that too, Eli? 337 00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:40,733 - You think I'm just out there lying to people? 338 00:15:47,198 --> 00:15:49,283 Take us in through the service entrance, Walker. 339 00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:51,136 We can drive right in through the loading bay. 340 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,454 - You got it, Dr. Gemstone. 341 00:15:56,165 --> 00:15:59,669 All: Where's my money? Where's my money? 342 00:15:59,752 --> 00:16:01,963 - ♪ Redeemer ♪ 343 00:16:02,046 --> 00:16:03,673 [horn honking] 344 00:16:03,756 --> 00:16:06,300 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 345 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:08,428 ♪ Redeemer ♪ 346 00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:09,637 - Whoo! 347 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:15,727 ♪ Redeemer, redeemer ♪ 348 00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:20,314 - That's the coolest thing ever! 349 00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:24,152 - And that is what you call a moist-maker. 350 00:16:24,235 --> 00:16:26,195 My monster truck is the fucking tits. 351 00:16:26,279 --> 00:16:27,989 - Jesse, have you seen my ring? 352 00:16:28,072 --> 00:16:29,157 - Your ring? 353 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,159 - My grandma gave it to me. 354 00:16:31,242 --> 00:16:33,119 I wear it all the time. 355 00:16:33,161 --> 00:16:35,121 I must have misplaced it. 356 00:16:35,163 --> 00:16:37,498 - When things go missing in this house, 357 00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:40,918 it's usually one person responsible. 358 00:16:41,002 --> 00:16:43,004 - Who? 359 00:16:43,046 --> 00:16:44,839 - Judy. 360 00:16:44,881 --> 00:16:47,467 - You think Judy stole Amber's ring? 361 00:16:47,508 --> 00:16:48,509 - I don't know. 362 00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:50,678 She's been stealing a bunch of stuff lately. 363 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,930 I went to the mall with her a few weeks ago. 364 00:16:53,014 --> 00:16:54,932 I hate going to places with Judy. 365 00:16:55,016 --> 00:16:59,020 Especially the shopping mall. 366 00:16:59,062 --> 00:17:00,688 She steals music. 367 00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:07,027 She shoplifts fancy fashions... 368 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,619 Tiny trinkets... 369 00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:20,875 And some other stuff that I don't even know what it is. 370 00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:24,212 She threatened to cut my privates off 371 00:17:24,295 --> 00:17:25,755 if I told Mama and Daddy. 372 00:17:27,131 --> 00:17:28,758 Judy will do it. 373 00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:30,551 I know she will! 374 00:17:30,593 --> 00:17:33,262 - That bitch could steal from all the malls in America. 375 00:17:33,346 --> 00:17:35,765 But steal from my woman, my queen, 376 00:17:35,848 --> 00:17:38,226 my "say, say, my baby"? 377 00:17:38,309 --> 00:17:40,728 She's gone one step too fuckin' far. 378 00:17:43,022 --> 00:17:47,235 - We live in a world where material things... 379 00:17:48,945 --> 00:17:52,907 Wealth, status... 380 00:17:52,949 --> 00:17:54,534 it means something, don't it? 381 00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:56,077 - Mm. Amen. 382 00:17:56,119 --> 00:18:01,582 - That stuff don't mean nothin' to the Lord. 383 00:18:01,624 --> 00:18:04,711 So why does it mean so much to us? 384 00:18:06,254 --> 00:18:08,256 I think I know why. 385 00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:09,799 Because of the people we love. 386 00:18:10,758 --> 00:18:12,719 That's why. 387 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:17,014 It can be hard seeing others thriving, 388 00:18:17,098 --> 00:18:19,392 living a life of wealth, comfort, 389 00:18:19,434 --> 00:18:20,977 while you watch your own family, 390 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,019 your own children, 391 00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:23,372 not able to live in the same way, 392 00:18:23,396 --> 00:18:26,357 not given the same opportunities. 393 00:18:26,441 --> 00:18:28,276 Oh, maybe we don't need those things. 394 00:18:28,359 --> 00:18:31,320 But it can be hard not to feel like 395 00:18:31,404 --> 00:18:33,656 you're letting down the ones that mean... 396 00:18:36,617 --> 00:18:39,537 That mean the most to you when you got nothin'. 397 00:18:41,038 --> 00:18:43,416 Yeah. 398 00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:44,792 You know what I'm sayin'? 399 00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:48,463 - Amen. - Amen. 400 00:18:48,963 --> 00:18:50,882 - You changed up the sermon today. 401 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:53,301 I thought you were gonna be preaching about outreach. 402 00:18:53,342 --> 00:18:55,303 Instead, you were talking about wealth. 403 00:18:55,344 --> 00:18:58,473 - Well, the message seemed important. 404 00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,266 - You've been acting funny lately, Peter. 405 00:19:00,308 --> 00:19:01,285 The boys have noticed it. 406 00:19:01,309 --> 00:19:02,393 Haven't you, boys? 407 00:19:03,269 --> 00:19:04,604 - Yeah, maybe a little. 408 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,189 A bit quieter than usual. 409 00:19:06,272 --> 00:19:08,232 - Don't talk with your mouth full. 410 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,238 Peter, are you crying? 411 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:18,326 - I made a mistake. 412 00:19:19,994 --> 00:19:21,746 I made a bad investment. 413 00:19:21,829 --> 00:19:23,456 - Investment? 414 00:19:24,707 --> 00:19:25,917 - You tricked him. 415 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,419 You've been pulling this stuff since we was kids. 416 00:19:28,503 --> 00:19:30,338 - No, he... he didn't trick me none, May-May. 417 00:19:30,380 --> 00:19:32,048 - You're a fool, Peter. 418 00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:33,674 Eli did this on purpose to punish me. 419 00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,551 For what? What did I ever do to you, Eli? 420 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,345 - You need to calm down, May-May. 421 00:19:37,387 --> 00:19:40,765 - What? - I'm trying to help you all. 422 00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:44,185 I'm the one that's gonna get stuck with all the overstock. 423 00:19:44,227 --> 00:19:45,728 - Over... overstock? 424 00:19:45,812 --> 00:19:47,939 You think you're damn Sears Roebuck, 425 00:19:47,980 --> 00:19:49,690 talking my husband into investing 426 00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:52,151 what little we have into nonsense. 427 00:19:52,193 --> 00:19:53,528 Complete nonsense. 428 00:19:53,611 --> 00:19:55,321 That was the boys' college money. 429 00:19:55,363 --> 00:19:56,531 - He's gonna buy it back. 430 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:58,783 We're not gonna lose anything, May-May. 431 00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,159 Eli's gonna help. 432 00:20:00,201 --> 00:20:01,321 - No. No, no, no. - And he... 433 00:20:01,369 --> 00:20:03,180 - We're not taking a penny from you and your damn wife. 434 00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:04,831 That money is evil. 435 00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:05,998 It rotted your family. 436 00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,184 I will not have it rotting mine! 437 00:20:07,208 --> 00:20:08,292 - We have to! 438 00:20:08,376 --> 00:20:10,920 If we don't... 439 00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:12,880 I could lose the house. 440 00:20:14,757 --> 00:20:17,385 I'm sorry. 441 00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:21,305 - Let us help, May-May. 442 00:20:21,389 --> 00:20:23,683 We're family. 443 00:20:23,725 --> 00:20:25,727 - Don't you dare. 444 00:20:25,768 --> 00:20:29,355 Don't you dare make me think you're doing us any favors. 445 00:20:29,397 --> 00:20:31,816 You stand there in your pretty dresses, 446 00:20:31,858 --> 00:20:33,359 singing your little songs, 447 00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:35,570 pretending you don't know what's going on. 448 00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:38,322 But I see right through you. 449 00:20:38,406 --> 00:20:40,408 You enable his behavior. 450 00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:41,951 You promote it. 451 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:44,495 You and your whole damn family! 452 00:20:44,579 --> 00:20:46,038 You got the devil in you. 453 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,248 - You're about to see him 454 00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:49,292 if you don't get the hell out of my house. 455 00:20:49,375 --> 00:20:51,044 Talk to my wife like that! 456 00:20:51,085 --> 00:20:52,688 - I look in your ugly face, and I think to myself, 457 00:20:52,712 --> 00:20:55,423 I may be poor, but at least I got principles. 458 00:20:55,506 --> 00:20:57,091 - Shove your principles up your ass. 459 00:20:57,175 --> 00:20:58,217 - Ugh! 460 00:20:58,259 --> 00:20:59,278 - You're letting your kids go hungry 461 00:20:59,302 --> 00:21:03,056 to prove a point, you dumb bag! 462 00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,140 Thanks, Peter. - Yep. 463 00:21:05,308 --> 00:21:06,410 - ♪ I'll be bouncing like a ball ♪ 464 00:21:06,434 --> 00:21:07,560 ♪ When I say yes, y'all ♪ 465 00:21:07,602 --> 00:21:09,854 ♪ If you don't rock with me, you won't rock at all ♪ 466 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:12,398 ♪ So check me out without no doubt ♪ 467 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:14,942 ♪ I'm guaranteed to rock and turn the party out ♪ 468 00:21:23,284 --> 00:21:25,912 - It's the way May-May has always been. 469 00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:28,998 Always trying to make me out like I'm bad, 470 00:21:29,082 --> 00:21:31,417 even since we was kids. 471 00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:32,919 Now I gotta bail her husband out, 472 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,880 and I'm still somehow gonna be the bad guy. 473 00:21:40,134 --> 00:21:43,721 - I just feel so ashamed, Eli. 474 00:21:43,805 --> 00:21:45,640 I don't like being seen as dishonest, 475 00:21:45,723 --> 00:21:48,935 and I feel like what we did was dishonest. 476 00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:51,270 Not just you. 477 00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:52,814 Me too. 478 00:21:54,482 --> 00:21:57,527 - Dishonest is a strong word. 479 00:21:57,610 --> 00:22:00,571 - I never believed it was really gonna happen. 480 00:22:02,949 --> 00:22:03,866 Did you? 481 00:22:04,909 --> 00:22:05,910 - No. 482 00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:10,039 - I mean, I guess I romanticized 483 00:22:10,123 --> 00:22:11,749 the idea at first. 484 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:14,502 You know, not civilization ending, 485 00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:18,798 but going back to a simpler way of life. 486 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,759 Worshipping God the old-fashioned way. 487 00:22:22,969 --> 00:22:24,846 Raising our kids without the trappings 488 00:22:24,929 --> 00:22:27,432 of all this wealth. 489 00:22:27,473 --> 00:22:30,893 Sometimes I think that's the best idea for our family. 490 00:22:30,977 --> 00:22:33,980 - Growing up poor ain't all it's cracked up to be. 491 00:22:37,108 --> 00:22:39,360 I think, no matter what you do, 492 00:22:39,402 --> 00:22:40,695 you're gonna end up with kids 493 00:22:40,778 --> 00:22:43,489 who don't listen to a word you say. 494 00:22:43,531 --> 00:22:45,342 - It ain't that way with May-May and Peter's kids. 495 00:22:45,366 --> 00:22:46,635 You don't hear them mouthing off. 496 00:22:46,659 --> 00:22:48,828 - You don't see 'em smiling, neither. 497 00:22:48,870 --> 00:22:50,538 They're scared. 498 00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:51,748 They're afraid to speak. 499 00:22:51,831 --> 00:22:53,708 You think I got heavy hands? 500 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:54,709 Whew! 501 00:22:54,751 --> 00:22:58,713 I guarantee May-May smacks the shit out of 'em. 502 00:22:58,796 --> 00:23:00,715 That's the way Daddy raised us. 503 00:23:00,757 --> 00:23:03,384 - Well, our kids ain't scared to speak, that's for sure. 504 00:23:03,468 --> 00:23:05,219 - No, they're not. 505 00:23:05,303 --> 00:23:06,363 It's 'cause I only smacked 'em 506 00:23:06,387 --> 00:23:08,139 half the time I felt the urge to. 507 00:23:09,724 --> 00:23:12,935 Oh, Eli, I know they're spoiled. 508 00:23:13,019 --> 00:23:14,103 But did we ruin 'em? 509 00:23:14,187 --> 00:23:15,897 - I wouldn't say ruined. 510 00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:17,482 There's still hope. 511 00:23:17,565 --> 00:23:18,816 - Even for Judy? 512 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:21,235 - Even for Judy. 513 00:23:21,277 --> 00:23:25,281 She's just got some minor undiagnosed mental problems. 514 00:23:25,364 --> 00:23:27,241 Nothing a rubber room won't fix. 515 00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:33,998 - For her or us? 516 00:23:38,336 --> 00:23:39,420 - Oh, she's a mess. 517 00:23:39,504 --> 00:23:42,006 - She is somethin' else. 518 00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:52,975 - All right, get up. 519 00:23:53,059 --> 00:23:54,536 I know we've knocked each other around, 520 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,020 but I've never hit you back. 521 00:23:56,104 --> 00:23:57,688 But if you don't cough up Amber's ring, 522 00:23:57,772 --> 00:23:58,707 we're gonna fight for real. 523 00:23:58,731 --> 00:24:00,441 Understand my words? 524 00:24:01,818 --> 00:24:03,736 Ooh! 525 00:24:04,779 --> 00:24:06,197 I know you're not sleeping, Judy. 526 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,657 Stop playin'. 527 00:24:07,740 --> 00:24:09,617 - I ain't playin' like I'm sleeping, Jesse. 528 00:24:09,659 --> 00:24:11,512 You're saying that. I'm just fuckin' laying here. 529 00:24:11,536 --> 00:24:12,870 - Well, face me! 530 00:24:12,954 --> 00:24:14,848 I'm tryin' to have a fuckin' hardcore come-to-Jesus talk 531 00:24:14,872 --> 00:24:16,642 with you right now, and you're being very rude 532 00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:18,334 with your body positioning to me. 533 00:24:26,217 --> 00:24:27,885 - Why are you cryin'? 534 00:24:27,969 --> 00:24:30,138 Are Mama and Daddy putting you up for adoption? 535 00:24:30,221 --> 00:24:31,973 - Can you just leave me alone? 536 00:24:33,808 --> 00:24:35,685 Did you steal Amber's ring? 537 00:24:37,395 --> 00:24:38,563 - She left it. 538 00:24:38,646 --> 00:24:40,481 Finders keepers. 539 00:24:40,523 --> 00:24:44,110 - Well, her grandma, who is a dead person now, 540 00:24:44,152 --> 00:24:44,986 gave it to her. 541 00:24:45,027 --> 00:24:47,655 So you're not finders-keeping it. 542 00:24:49,615 --> 00:24:51,200 - It's trash anyway. 543 00:24:51,284 --> 00:24:52,326 Not worth nothin'. 544 00:24:52,410 --> 00:24:53,303 - How do you know that? 545 00:24:53,327 --> 00:24:55,013 - I know because I took it to the pawn shop, 546 00:24:55,037 --> 00:24:56,664 and Mars-Eye Larry said it ain't shit. 547 00:24:56,748 --> 00:24:58,624 Jesus, Judy. 548 00:24:58,666 --> 00:24:59,792 What is wrong with you? 549 00:24:59,834 --> 00:25:01,085 - I don't know, Jesse. 550 00:25:01,169 --> 00:25:02,420 Wish I did. 551 00:25:04,547 --> 00:25:07,508 I've just been getting so bored here. 552 00:25:07,550 --> 00:25:09,052 You're gone. 553 00:25:09,135 --> 00:25:11,512 I'm stuck with baby dick Kelvin all the time. 554 00:25:11,554 --> 00:25:14,348 And I just... 555 00:25:14,432 --> 00:25:16,851 I get real excited sometimes. 556 00:25:16,893 --> 00:25:19,604 I... I want to do things my own way. 557 00:25:19,687 --> 00:25:22,648 And... and when it feels like my own way ain't workin' 558 00:25:22,690 --> 00:25:26,652 or I'm startin' to look bad, somethin' goes off in me. 559 00:25:26,694 --> 00:25:29,113 It... it just feels warm. 560 00:25:29,197 --> 00:25:30,698 My ears get hot. 561 00:25:30,740 --> 00:25:33,284 I figure, fuck it. 562 00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:34,410 They want it. 563 00:25:34,494 --> 00:25:36,370 Let's give 'em some. 564 00:25:37,288 --> 00:25:39,248 - Word. 565 00:25:39,332 --> 00:25:42,001 My motor runs hot too. 566 00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:44,545 It's that Gemstone temper we both got. 567 00:25:44,587 --> 00:25:45,713 We get it from Daddy. 568 00:25:45,797 --> 00:25:47,924 Kelvin is more like Mama that way. 569 00:25:48,007 --> 00:25:50,385 He handles things more like a girl does. 570 00:25:50,426 --> 00:25:54,347 Just "sensitivitively" and stuff. 571 00:25:54,389 --> 00:25:57,350 But you, you're more like me. 572 00:25:57,392 --> 00:25:58,702 You handle things like most men do. 573 00:25:58,726 --> 00:26:02,230 Just you know, fuckin' mash everything. 574 00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:05,858 I think it's actually kind of cool. 575 00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:07,836 - You don't think that makes it so people don't like me? 576 00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:10,238 - Weaks and wieners don't like you, Judy. 577 00:26:10,279 --> 00:26:12,240 But who needs them? 578 00:26:16,911 --> 00:26:19,956 The dreamboat who cut my hair, Trent... 579 00:26:21,749 --> 00:26:25,712 I liked him a lot, and he didn't like me back. 580 00:26:25,753 --> 00:26:28,756 Made me feel so embarrassed. 581 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,342 Made me feel dumb for even trying. 582 00:26:31,426 --> 00:26:35,054 Like, who is gonna like me? 583 00:26:36,264 --> 00:26:37,598 - Someone will, all right? 584 00:26:37,682 --> 00:26:38,933 God will make sure. 585 00:26:39,016 --> 00:26:41,310 Just like he did for Mama and Daddy 586 00:26:41,394 --> 00:26:42,520 and me and Amber. 587 00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:43,646 - No, Jesse. 588 00:26:43,730 --> 00:26:45,481 You and Amber are not the same thing 589 00:26:45,565 --> 00:26:47,233 as Mama and Daddy. 590 00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:48,818 - We're one true loves, bitch. 591 00:26:48,901 --> 00:26:50,695 - Ugh. Quit makin' me hurl, boy. 592 00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:00,246 - Why the hell are they still out there? 593 00:27:00,288 --> 00:27:02,081 Can't we have 'em removed? 594 00:27:02,123 --> 00:27:02,957 - Legally, we can, 595 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,585 but uh, it wouldn't look good. 596 00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:07,462 They are members of the church, after all. 597 00:27:09,255 --> 00:27:10,506 What do I do? 598 00:27:10,590 --> 00:27:14,469 - I suggest you talk to them. 599 00:27:14,552 --> 00:27:15,887 - Mm... 600 00:27:15,928 --> 00:27:16,679 - Yes. 601 00:27:17,805 --> 00:27:19,807 - Whoever it is, come on out. 602 00:27:29,275 --> 00:27:31,778 - 'Sup, Country? 603 00:27:31,819 --> 00:27:34,155 Jesse said you were lookin' for a ring or somethin'? 604 00:27:34,238 --> 00:27:35,364 - Yes. 605 00:27:35,448 --> 00:27:37,450 It went missin'. 606 00:27:37,492 --> 00:27:38,743 Judy, my grandma raised me... 607 00:27:38,826 --> 00:27:39,803 - Yeah, yeah. I don't really care. 608 00:27:39,827 --> 00:27:41,329 Is this it? 609 00:27:41,370 --> 00:27:43,206 Found it in the toilet. 610 00:27:43,289 --> 00:27:44,957 - Yes. 611 00:27:44,999 --> 00:27:45,958 It is. 612 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,835 - How do I know for sure? 613 00:27:47,919 --> 00:27:49,146 You could just be saying it's yours 614 00:27:49,170 --> 00:27:51,506 'cause it looks like it's worth a bunch of money. 615 00:27:51,547 --> 00:27:54,509 - There's a tiny cross engraved on the underneath. 616 00:27:57,178 --> 00:27:58,679 - Well... 617 00:27:58,763 --> 00:28:00,515 what do you know? 618 00:28:03,476 --> 00:28:07,688 I actually do like your hair. 619 00:28:07,772 --> 00:28:08,731 I wasn't making fun 620 00:28:08,815 --> 00:28:10,983 when I was asking if it was real. 621 00:28:11,025 --> 00:28:13,361 - Oh. 622 00:28:13,444 --> 00:28:16,280 Well, thank you, Judy. 623 00:28:16,364 --> 00:28:17,824 - Sweet. Sweet. 624 00:28:17,865 --> 00:28:20,201 Don't get a big head about it, though. 625 00:28:42,598 --> 00:28:43,725 - You crook! 626 00:28:43,808 --> 00:28:45,393 You ripped people off! 627 00:28:45,476 --> 00:28:47,316 - How much money did you make swindling people, 628 00:28:47,353 --> 00:28:48,688 Dr. Gemstone? 629 00:28:48,730 --> 00:28:50,273 - I never, never swindled nobody. 630 00:28:51,399 --> 00:28:52,793 - Hey, if you all want to have a discussion, 631 00:28:52,817 --> 00:28:54,193 I'm all ears. 632 00:28:54,235 --> 00:28:55,737 If you're gonna cast aspersions, 633 00:28:55,778 --> 00:28:57,405 I'll just go back inside. 634 00:28:59,449 --> 00:29:01,743 Through God's grace, 635 00:29:01,784 --> 00:29:03,661 we are not living in the dystopian world 636 00:29:03,745 --> 00:29:05,747 that Y2K threatened us with. 637 00:29:05,788 --> 00:29:07,665 Prayers and the Lord our Savior 638 00:29:07,749 --> 00:29:09,751 have kept us safe once again. 639 00:29:09,834 --> 00:29:11,753 My predictions were wrong. 640 00:29:11,794 --> 00:29:13,379 I was wrong. 641 00:29:18,509 --> 00:29:20,261 - The Lord sees all, 642 00:29:20,303 --> 00:29:22,972 and we will answer to all of our sins. 643 00:29:23,056 --> 00:29:25,558 That's just the way it goes. 644 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:26,559 - You Trent? 645 00:29:26,601 --> 00:29:27,852 - Uh, yeah. 646 00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:29,812 Who are you, Darkman? 647 00:29:48,372 --> 00:29:50,124 - It's hard to admit you were wrong. 648 00:29:50,166 --> 00:29:53,252 But I'll do it, because the Lord knows, 649 00:29:53,294 --> 00:29:55,421 so what's the point in hiding? 650 00:29:55,463 --> 00:29:59,008 You think I'm more afraid of you than I am of Him? 651 00:29:59,092 --> 00:30:02,095 The world didn't end. 652 00:30:02,136 --> 00:30:03,846 If this church raised money 653 00:30:03,930 --> 00:30:07,975 when people thought the world was going to end, 654 00:30:08,059 --> 00:30:11,396 it's because they wanted God. 655 00:30:11,479 --> 00:30:15,024 Well, I'm standing here, giving Him to you. 656 00:30:15,108 --> 00:30:17,318 - That's bullshit. 657 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,113 - How are we supposed to believe you? 658 00:30:20,154 --> 00:30:24,951 - We will not lose sight of our mission, 659 00:30:24,992 --> 00:30:28,704 and our mission is to serve you in a way 660 00:30:28,788 --> 00:30:31,707 that is befitting of the Lord. 661 00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:34,043 Put down your signs 662 00:30:34,127 --> 00:30:38,256 and come back and worship with us. 663 00:30:40,007 --> 00:30:41,259 We are not your enemy. 664 00:30:41,342 --> 00:30:43,511 We love you. 665 00:30:43,553 --> 00:30:46,681 And we want to help you see the light in our savior. 666 00:31:02,613 --> 00:31:05,992 That is our purpose, 667 00:31:06,033 --> 00:31:09,036 making sure we take as many souls with us 668 00:31:09,078 --> 00:31:12,874 to those pearly gates as we possibly can. 669 00:31:12,915 --> 00:31:14,417 Amen? 670 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,294 - Amen. 671 00:31:19,881 --> 00:31:21,883 - Put the gun down! 672 00:31:27,889 --> 00:31:28,806 - Who's that? - Run! 673 00:31:28,890 --> 00:31:30,010 - What's going on out there? 674 00:31:30,058 --> 00:31:31,601 - What is happening out... - Hold it! 675 00:31:31,684 --> 00:31:32,727 Hold it there! 676 00:31:34,228 --> 00:31:35,772 - What the hell is going on? 677 00:31:35,855 --> 00:31:38,816 - I don't know. - Stay there! 678 00:31:49,285 --> 00:31:52,705 - ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪ 679 00:31:54,957 --> 00:31:58,503 ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪ 680 00:32:00,254 --> 00:32:04,384 ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪ 681 00:32:06,552 --> 00:32:09,639 ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪ 682 00:32:12,642 --> 00:32:17,688 ♪ Take this in hand ♪ 683 00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:21,109 ♪ Said he who stands ♪ 684 00:32:21,150 --> 00:32:25,571 ♪ Behind the chair ♪ 685 00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:29,450 ♪ A broken table there ♪ 686 00:32:31,994 --> 00:32:37,458 ♪ Every Christian lion-hearted man ♪ 687 00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:41,921 ♪ Will show you ♪ 688 00:32:41,963 --> 00:32:47,510 ♪ Every Christian lion-hearted man ♪ 689 00:32:47,593 --> 00:32:50,012 ♪ Will show you ♪ 690 00:32:55,643 --> 00:32:59,439 ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪ 691 00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:10,908 ♪ Don't walk so tall ♪ 692 00:33:10,992 --> 00:33:14,579 ♪ Before you crawl ♪ 693 00:33:14,662 --> 00:33:18,166 ♪ For every child ♪ 694 00:33:18,249 --> 00:33:24,922 ♪ Is thinking of something wild ♪ 695 00:33:24,964 --> 00:33:30,178 ♪ Every Christian lion-hearted man ♪ 696 00:33:30,261 --> 00:33:33,014 ♪ Will show you ♪ 697 00:33:38,686 --> 00:33:42,023 ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪ 698 00:33:44,150 --> 00:33:47,570 ♪ Oh solo Domini ♪ 45159

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