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Ron!
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Hello, Andy.
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It's quiet in here.
Where is everyone?
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The government has shut down.
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It's in every newspaper.
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How long is it gonna last?
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Well, if we're lucky,
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This building
will be empty for months.
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Wow.
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That is really bad timing.
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I just got this super-sweet-ass
rad crotch rocket.
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I've always
wanted one of these!
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But due to, you know,
never having a job,
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I couldn't afford it until now.
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Got a really good deal
on my lease.
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Paying like 12% interest.
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That's like one of the highest
you can get.
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Hey, so I've been
trying like crazy
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To get a hold of April.
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If you see her,
will you tell her
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I really need to talk to her?
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You got it.
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All right, thanks, Ron.
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Whuh-oh!
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Nailed it.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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All I can tell you
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Is that all the parks
are closed until further notice.
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Look no one is more
upset about this than I am.
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Not like it's a competition
or anything,
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'cause if it was, I would win.
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But that's neither
here nor there.
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The point is, I would win.
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How long will they be closed?
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Could be forever.
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With the government shut down,
who's gonna stop Al Qaeda?
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One thing at a time.
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School is out in two weeks.
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What am I going to do
with my kids all day,
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Keep them in my house?
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Where I live?
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I don't know what to tell you.
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What about the kids concert
tomorrow
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At Ramsett park?
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The Freddy Spaghetti concert.
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Freddy Spaghetti
has been canceled.
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What? Jeez.
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Well, sit down and tell me
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Exactly what's happened.
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Well, every year
we kick off the summer
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With a children's concert
series,
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And this year,
the concert has been canceled
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Due to the shutdown.
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That's terrible.
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And we need to fix it.
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Oh! All right.
Great.
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I'm very glad that you
agree with me,
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But I actually worked
really hard on my argument.
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Is there any way
I can still kind of...
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- Oh, plea--
I'd love to hear it.
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Oh, good, thank you.
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"you're wrong.
Are you crazy?
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Can you put a price tag
on a child's smile?"
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Leslie Knope.
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What a surprise.
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The government has been
shut down for two days.
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And one city employee
has tried to schedule
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14 meetings with me.
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Can you guess who?
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Ben, there was a big concert?
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Now there's not?
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Isn't there anything
that we can do about that?
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No, there isn't.
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It's too bad.
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Sorry, Leslie. Damn!
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I have to go run ten miles.
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Ben, let's talk solutions.
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Leslie, Pawnee is broke.
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There's no money
for a concert. Okay?
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I mean, Idaho cut
their parks department by 80%,
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And Idaho is basically
one giant park.
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- I've said it before
and I'll say it again, Ben--
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Pawnee is better than Idaho.
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No, Pawnee
is not special, okay?
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- Oh.
- Your department...
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All the way down here,
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Is not a priority.
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And, frankly, you're
not even supposed to be
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In the building, Leslie.
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You're non-essential.
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That is not your call.
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I know.
It's on your badge.
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This? This isn't me.
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Ann Perkins!
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Chris...Something.
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Hi! I was just doing my daily
lunchtime ten miles,
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And I ran by the hospital,
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And I thought I'd pop up
and say hi.
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Did you just start your run?
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No, I'm already at mile nine.
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But you're not sweating at all.
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- I know--I have
a resting heart rate
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Of 28 beats per minute.
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The scientist who studied me
said that my heart
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Could pump jet fuel
up into an airplane.
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I'd love to go out
on a date with you.
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I think you might
find me attractive,
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Because you got drunk
and kissed me when we first met.
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And, no pressure, but I do
have tonight open.
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I'm so sorry.
I'm really busy right now.
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No problem, I will
try again soon, Ann Perkins.
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That's the guy who likes you
that you're not into.
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Yeah.
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And which part of him
are you not looking at?
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Traditionally,
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When I end
a long-term relationship,
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I'm a little fragile.
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And I have a tendency to do
some reckless things.
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So I need
to stay away from Chris.
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I can't stand
this government shutdown!
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I can't stand
this budget crisis.
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But what I can't stand
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Is they're canceling
Freddy Spaghetti.
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You know everything.
What should I do about this?
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I don't know, Leslie.
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Why don't you see a movie
or go shopping or try--
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- Wait a minute,
what are you doing?
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What's happening?
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Um...
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You know, they offered me
a buyout, and I took it.
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And so now I work
for Norton construction.
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Sorry, I know I shouldn't
have done that.
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- That's okay.
- How could you quit?
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You know, not everyone
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Has your enthusiasm
for this work.
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You know, I guess I've been
mispronouncing your name
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All these years.
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Mark Brendana-quits.
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Recently, I had been
thinking about maybe,
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Um, leaving this job.
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But I felt like
I needed a sign.
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And then Ann broke up with me
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The week that I was going
to propose.
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The government got shut down,
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And yesterday...
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One of those pigeons
took a [bleep] on me.
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And I was indoors, so...
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What are you doing here?
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Hey, sorry.
I need your help.
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Is this a bad time?
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Lucy's here,
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I'm in my sexy pajamas,
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I just took four benadryls
to dull my sensitivity.
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Yes! It is a bad time.
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You're about to have sex.
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Why else would boys 2 men's
on bended knee
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Be playing right now?
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Okay, I just want to give you
a little advice,
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Which is don't make it last
really long.
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Ladies don't like that.
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- Okay, great.
- Okay?
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Wait, just one more thing.
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Are you using protection?
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You know?
I'm just gonna stay away
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From all guys right now.
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Yeah, less man time,
more Ann time.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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The only guy
that I care about right now
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Is six feet tall with wild,
crazy hair
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And a ukulele that doubles
as a water gun.
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Freddy Spaghetti.
Oh.
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Children's concerts
aren't a priority these days.
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You know what is?
Sewage.
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Pawnee's kids are less important
than poop tubes.
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I don't know, I mean,
what are you gonna do?
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That's the way it is and--
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- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
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If all the parks are closed,
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Why not just have the concert
in the lot behind my house?
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Ann, you devious bastard.
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♪ well, the cow goes moo ♪
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♪ and the pig goes oink ♪
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Well, I've spent
the last three hours
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Coming up with the plan.
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And I sent up the bat signal
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For all the people
in the parks department
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To come and join us.
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I told them to be here
by 8:00.
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Do you think anybody's
gonna show up?
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"a," yes.
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"b," even if they don't,
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We'll just put the concert
on ourselves.
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But, "c," yes, yes--they're
definitely gonna show up.
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Although, "d," maybe not.
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I think that you
need to prepare for
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The eventuality that no one--
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Hello?
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Ohh!
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God bless you, Jerry Gergich!
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Wow!
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Never thought I'd
hear those words from you.
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- Hey.
- April's here. Move, Jerry.
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April...
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I didn't think
you were gonna help.
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I still might not.
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Jerry, how do you feel
about lifting heavy things?
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- Ooh, my doctor just said
I should avoid--
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- Being a wuss?
Yes, I agree.
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So go out there and get
the equipment out of the truck.
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With current
and projected deficits,
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We need to cut expenditures
by 32%.
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Let's make it an even 40.
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Oh, that's not necessary.
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Slash it.
Slash it.
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I am an official member
of a task force
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Dedicated to slashing
the city budget.
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Just saying that
gave me a semi.
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Right off the bat,
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We sell city hall.
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Let somebody turn it
into a large gas station
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Or a TJ Maxx.
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Ron, that is a very creative
idea.
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But we don't want to sell
any of our major assets,
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Because we don't
want to lose out
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On any future revenue streams.
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I hear that.
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Don't worry, I have tons
more ideas.
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- Okay, uh--
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So sorry.
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New ringtone.
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Don't cut anything without me.
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Leslie?
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I don't care if you hate
what we do.
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I love it enough
for both of us.
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We're gonna put on
the Freddy Spaghetti concert,
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Today, 5:00, on lot 48.
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You can't do that.
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Watch me.
We're gonna do this, Ron.
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With or without you.
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Hammering away.
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Unh.
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Crank it.
Hit it.
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Needs 16 minutes
for premium bounce.
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Oh, hey, after this, can you
go pick up Freddy Spaghetti
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In your Mercedes?
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We need to give him
the star treatment.
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Hey, sorry we're late.
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I had to wait on my girlfriend
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To finish eating breakfast.
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Hi. I'm Lucy.
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Hi.
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We had dinner last night.
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And...Breakfast this morning.
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What were doing in between?
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Sex stuff.
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You guys know Tom really well,
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So I don't have to apologize
for his behavior, right?
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Right.
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The craziest thing is
it's like super loud.
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You know what I mean?
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I was on it for, like,
five minutes.
262
00:08:49,277 --> 00:08:50,511
I can't really hear anything.
Am I talking loud right now?
263
00:08:50,579 --> 00:08:51,879
- Yeah.
- April!
264
00:08:51,947 --> 00:08:53,781
Hey! Excuse me.
265
00:08:53,849 --> 00:08:54,815
I called you a gajillion times.
266
00:08:54,883 --> 00:08:55,850
Why didn't you call me back?
267
00:08:55,917 --> 00:08:56,951
Oh, I'm so sorry.
268
00:08:57,019 --> 00:08:59,120
I was too busy not wanting
to talk to you.
269
00:08:59,187 --> 00:09:00,855
- Huh?
- Jerry, what are you doing?
270
00:09:00,922 --> 00:09:02,857
Leslie asked me to post these
around the neighborhood.
271
00:09:02,925 --> 00:09:03,925
- I'll do it.
- Really? Wow.
272
00:09:03,993 --> 00:09:05,026
- Yes.
- Thanks.
273
00:09:05,094 --> 00:09:06,127
You want some help with that?
274
00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:08,262
Okay, let's talk about
parks and rec.
275
00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,064
This one's
a little complicated.
276
00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:12,500
I know what'll
loosen up our brains.
277
00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:13,567
A massage train.
278
00:09:13,635 --> 00:09:15,068
And I know
what you're thinking.
279
00:09:15,136 --> 00:09:17,138
It's not that I want a massage.
I'll be the caboose.
280
00:09:17,205 --> 00:09:20,808
And Ron Swanson
is the locomotive.
281
00:09:20,876 --> 00:09:22,877
And thanks to Ron,
the services budget
282
00:09:22,945 --> 00:09:24,045
Has already been
cut significantly.
283
00:09:24,112 --> 00:09:26,647
So seems like
the best option is job cuts.
284
00:09:26,715 --> 00:09:29,049
Starting with Leslie Knope.
285
00:09:29,117 --> 00:09:30,551
Ho ho.
286
00:09:30,618 --> 00:09:31,585
No, no, no, no, no.
287
00:09:31,653 --> 00:09:33,086
If you fire Leslie,
288
00:09:33,154 --> 00:09:35,222
You might as well just
get rid of the department.
289
00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:36,623
Look, I know how valuable
she is, believe me.
290
00:09:36,691 --> 00:09:38,625
But we've run out of options.
291
00:09:38,693 --> 00:09:39,926
There are plenty
of other options.
292
00:09:39,994 --> 00:09:43,330
For example,
sell the zoo animals.
293
00:09:43,398 --> 00:09:44,965
Okay, to whom?
294
00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:46,300
Cosmetics labs.
295
00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:47,935
Weird restaurants.
296
00:09:48,003 --> 00:09:49,503
I'm just spit-balling here.
297
00:09:49,571 --> 00:09:50,738
Okay, let's switch it up.
298
00:09:50,806 --> 00:09:51,939
Look, she makes
the second highest salary
299
00:09:52,007 --> 00:09:52,940
In the department.
300
00:09:53,008 --> 00:09:54,142
That will go a long way.
301
00:09:54,209 --> 00:09:57,078
I'm telling you,
it's just not an option.
302
00:09:57,146 --> 00:09:58,514
Come on.
Focus up, buddy.
303
00:09:58,581 --> 00:09:59,615
Give me a sec.
304
00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:00,649
Will you just stop
and listen to me?
305
00:10:00,717 --> 00:10:01,917
No.
306
00:10:01,985 --> 00:10:03,985
Fine, I don't want to talk
to you anyways.
307
00:10:04,053 --> 00:10:06,754
Reverse psychiatry.
308
00:10:06,822 --> 00:10:09,290
Fine.
What?
309
00:10:09,357 --> 00:10:12,026
I like you.
310
00:10:12,094 --> 00:10:14,528
In a, you know,
311
00:10:14,596 --> 00:10:16,297
Romantical kind of way.
312
00:10:16,364 --> 00:10:17,464
You do?
313
00:10:17,532 --> 00:10:19,233
Yes!
314
00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:22,269
Do you...
315
00:10:22,336 --> 00:10:23,269
Like me?
316
00:10:23,337 --> 00:10:24,270
Yes.
317
00:10:24,338 --> 00:10:25,638
Ha!
318
00:10:28,776 --> 00:10:31,579
So then...Perhaps
319
00:10:31,646 --> 00:10:33,581
Shall we go out this evening?
320
00:10:36,619 --> 00:10:37,619
No.
321
00:10:37,687 --> 00:10:40,288
Ahem.
322
00:10:40,356 --> 00:10:41,924
I don't think
we should see each other.
323
00:10:43,159 --> 00:10:44,692
Damn it.
Because you're 21
324
00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,860
And I'm 29?
325
00:10:45,928 --> 00:10:46,861
No.
326
00:10:46,929 --> 00:10:48,597
I don't care about that.
327
00:10:48,664 --> 00:10:50,365
It's because
whenever I see you talk to Ann
328
00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:52,334
Or talk about Ann,
329
00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,536
I feel like you still
have feelings for her.
330
00:10:54,603 --> 00:10:57,205
What? No, I don't.
But I don't.
331
00:10:57,273 --> 00:10:58,973
Really. I don't.
332
00:10:59,041 --> 00:11:00,441
Well, I think do.
333
00:11:00,509 --> 00:11:02,143
So...
334
00:11:02,211 --> 00:11:04,245
That's a problem for me.
335
00:11:09,018 --> 00:11:10,653
Because of my
libertarian beliefs,
336
00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,889
Leslie does 95% of the work.
337
00:11:12,957 --> 00:11:15,225
So you should lay me off.
338
00:11:15,293 --> 00:11:17,361
I'd be proud to be a casualty
339
00:11:17,428 --> 00:11:18,562
In this righteous war.
340
00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:19,564
It's precisely
because of your beliefs
341
00:11:19,631 --> 00:11:20,765
That we need to keep you.
342
00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:22,567
You would maintain
fiscal responsibility
343
00:11:22,635 --> 00:11:23,668
After we're gone.
344
00:11:23,736 --> 00:11:24,702
I strenuously object.
345
00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:26,337
Well, Ron, we're moving on.
346
00:11:26,405 --> 00:11:28,840
Every department's losing
a Leslie Knope.
347
00:11:28,908 --> 00:11:30,241
No, Ben, they are not.
348
00:11:30,309 --> 00:11:32,410
No other department
has one to begin with.
349
00:11:32,478 --> 00:11:34,712
Right now,
she's single-handedly
350
00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:36,214
Putting up some lousy concert
351
00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:38,516
For the city's kids.
352
00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:39,717
She's doing what?
353
00:11:39,785 --> 00:11:42,353
Could someone else
massage my shoulders?
354
00:11:42,421 --> 00:11:43,855
Wow, looking good.
355
00:11:43,923 --> 00:11:46,491
Yeah, I mean, I wish we'd
built one of those elevators
356
00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:48,527
That comes up
from under the stage.
357
00:11:48,594 --> 00:11:49,728
They're coming!
358
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,729
They're coming.
359
00:11:51,797 --> 00:11:52,730
Oh!
360
00:11:52,798 --> 00:11:53,731
Uhh! They're coming.
361
00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:55,066
Who, the Russians?
362
00:11:55,134 --> 00:11:56,267
No, the state auditors.
363
00:11:56,335 --> 00:11:57,735
I accidentally told them
what you were doing
364
00:11:57,803 --> 00:12:00,037
In an attempt to save
some government jobs.
365
00:12:00,105 --> 00:12:02,106
It's been a very strange
day for me.
366
00:12:02,174 --> 00:12:03,708
Okay, everybody be cool.
Just be cool.
367
00:12:03,776 --> 00:12:04,709
- Hey!
- Hey.
368
00:12:04,777 --> 00:12:05,777
Hey, hey!
hey.
369
00:12:05,844 --> 00:12:07,412
All right!
Everybody!
370
00:12:07,479 --> 00:12:09,180
Everybody, everybody.
371
00:12:09,248 --> 00:12:10,748
Hey, Ann Perkins, hi.
372
00:12:10,816 --> 00:12:12,350
- Hi.
- Everyone...
373
00:12:12,418 --> 00:12:13,952
You are all super amazing.
374
00:12:14,019 --> 00:12:16,253
You are what
makes Pawnee great,
375
00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:19,023
And I just want to tell you
that I am totally supportive
376
00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:21,458
Of your inspiring efforts
here today!
377
00:12:21,526 --> 00:12:22,859
That, we'll take.
378
00:12:22,927 --> 00:12:26,296
Yeah! Now my partner Ben
wants to say something.
379
00:12:26,364 --> 00:12:27,798
Yeah, we're shutting this down.
380
00:12:27,865 --> 00:12:28,932
Damn!
381
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,367
That's terrible news.
382
00:12:30,434 --> 00:12:32,035
Surely there has to be
a solution, Ben.
383
00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:33,136
- No.
- Ben says no.
384
00:12:33,204 --> 00:12:34,237
I'm sorry, everyone.
385
00:12:34,305 --> 00:12:36,473
The concert is canceled,
everybody.
386
00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:37,807
Here's the thing, though, Ben.
387
00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:39,208
It's not canceled.
We're putting it on.
388
00:12:39,276 --> 00:12:40,743
Okay? Because the stage
is already built.
389
00:12:40,811 --> 00:12:43,712
Everything was donated
for free by local vendors.
390
00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:45,448
Everyone here believes
that what we're doing
391
00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:46,983
Is essential.
392
00:12:47,051 --> 00:12:49,086
Freddy Spaghetti will sing.
393
00:12:49,153 --> 00:12:51,222
Actually, Leslie,
I just found out...
394
00:12:51,289 --> 00:12:54,458
Freddy Spaghetti ain't comin'.
395
00:12:54,527 --> 00:12:57,162
Freddy Spaghetti may not sing.
396
00:12:57,230 --> 00:13:02,201
But something much cooler
is going to happen.
397
00:13:02,268 --> 00:13:04,169
I think. Ann.
398
00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:08,639
Okay.
399
00:13:08,707 --> 00:13:10,408
Good job.
You should hydrate.
400
00:13:12,844 --> 00:13:13,844
When we canceled on him,
401
00:13:13,912 --> 00:13:15,145
He took another gig
in Eagleton.
402
00:13:15,213 --> 00:13:17,147
At a library.
403
00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:18,381
Ohh!
404
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,116
That's literally the worst place
I could imagine.
405
00:13:20,184 --> 00:13:22,085
Okay, guys, we're not
giving up on this.
406
00:13:22,152 --> 00:13:23,686
He's not the only musician
in town.
407
00:13:23,754 --> 00:13:25,288
Andy.
408
00:13:25,355 --> 00:13:26,523
I don't know, Leslie.
409
00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:27,524
I don't really
feel like playing right now.
410
00:13:27,591 --> 00:13:28,792
Andy, please.
Please, please, please.
411
00:13:28,859 --> 00:13:30,193
I don't even
have children's songs.
412
00:13:30,261 --> 00:13:32,062
My last song I wrote
was called sex hair.
413
00:13:32,129 --> 00:13:35,932
Well, just take the word sex
and change it to pickle.
414
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,234
Pickle?
415
00:13:37,302 --> 00:13:39,703
♪ you've got pickle hair,
baby-hey ♪
416
00:13:39,771 --> 00:13:41,673
♪ and you got it from me ♪
417
00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:43,841
Still sounds like
it's about sex.
418
00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:45,042
I'm in. I gotta grab
my guitar from my house.
419
00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:46,611
I'll be back shortly.
Yeah!
420
00:13:46,678 --> 00:13:48,846
See, guys?
We have a solution.
421
00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:50,948
And the good news is,
there's always a solution
422
00:13:51,016 --> 00:13:53,317
If your motives are pure
and your cause is just.
423
00:13:53,385 --> 00:13:55,886
There's nothing...
424
00:13:55,954 --> 00:13:57,722
Oww, my arm!
425
00:14:00,401 --> 00:14:02,534
You have two broken bones
in your right arm,
426
00:14:02,602 --> 00:14:04,069
And four in your hand.
427
00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:06,138
That's the side that hurts.
428
00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:07,473
How soon until he's better?
429
00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:08,775
We'll set the fractures.
430
00:14:08,842 --> 00:14:10,911
I'd like to keep him overnight
for observation.
431
00:14:10,979 --> 00:14:12,279
Uh, is there any chance
you can fix me
432
00:14:12,347 --> 00:14:13,447
In the next ten minutes?
433
00:14:13,514 --> 00:14:14,748
Sure.
434
00:14:14,816 --> 00:14:16,716
I'll just advance
medical science 30 years.
435
00:14:16,784 --> 00:14:18,085
Great.
436
00:14:18,152 --> 00:14:19,420
Can mouse rat play without you?
437
00:14:19,487 --> 00:14:21,956
They tried once.
They're called rat mouse.
438
00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:23,291
And they're awful.
439
00:14:23,358 --> 00:14:26,227
But you have got to find
somebody.
440
00:14:26,295 --> 00:14:27,595
There's an old saying
441
00:14:27,663 --> 00:14:28,897
The show must go wrong.
442
00:14:28,964 --> 00:14:30,965
Everything always goes wrong,
443
00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,833
And you just
have to deal with it.
444
00:14:40,074 --> 00:14:41,741
Hello, Pawnee.
445
00:14:41,809 --> 00:14:44,477
I'm...Renata ricotta.
446
00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:47,980
Freddy Spaghetti
couldn't make it today.
447
00:14:48,048 --> 00:14:49,982
He bumped his noodle.
448
00:14:52,486 --> 00:14:54,587
There was sauce everywhere.
449
00:14:54,655 --> 00:14:56,522
It was just streaming
out of his face.
450
00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:59,192
It was really scary.
451
00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:01,128
All right.
452
00:15:01,195 --> 00:15:02,429
♪ if... ♪
453
00:15:02,497 --> 00:15:04,631
♪ you're happy
and you know it ♪
454
00:15:04,699 --> 00:15:06,200
♪ clap your hands ♪
455
00:15:09,071 --> 00:15:10,504
♪ if you're happy
and you know it ♪
456
00:15:10,572 --> 00:15:12,707
♪ clap your hands ♪
457
00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:14,108
Ha ha ha ha!
458
00:15:14,176 --> 00:15:17,211
Hey, kids, it's me,
Freddy Spaghetti!
459
00:15:18,847 --> 00:15:20,882
Hey, I thought you were
playing Eagleton.
460
00:15:20,949 --> 00:15:22,617
All I know
is this guy showed up,
461
00:15:22,684 --> 00:15:24,452
Made me a much better offer.
462
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,687
I am all about the money, baby.
463
00:15:26,755 --> 00:15:29,123
♪ she cooked an ♪
464
00:15:29,191 --> 00:15:30,891
♪ itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny ♪
465
00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:32,259
♪ yellow polka dot ♪
466
00:15:32,327 --> 00:15:33,727
♪ Linguini ♪
467
00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:36,630
♪ that she made for
the first time that day ♪
468
00:15:36,698 --> 00:15:38,031
Thank you very much.
469
00:15:38,099 --> 00:15:39,533
Ron Corleone.
470
00:15:39,601 --> 00:15:42,903
This really attractive woman
is my girlfriend...Lucy.
471
00:15:42,971 --> 00:15:44,037
Hello, Lucy.
472
00:15:44,105 --> 00:15:45,472
- Hi.
- Whoa.
473
00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:46,573
Impressive handshake.
474
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:47,774
Thanks.
475
00:15:47,842 --> 00:15:49,042
My father told me
that a limp handshake
476
00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,844
Was for weak men
and communists.
477
00:15:50,912 --> 00:15:51,912
He hated both.
478
00:15:51,979 --> 00:15:53,380
Well done, Tommy.
479
00:15:53,447 --> 00:15:55,748
Is that bacon
on your Turkey leg?
480
00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:57,951
They call it a Swanson.
481
00:16:00,321 --> 00:16:01,521
Wow.
482
00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:04,424
I brought you your favorite.
483
00:16:04,491 --> 00:16:05,858
Every color of jell-o.
484
00:16:05,926 --> 00:16:07,726
Oh ho ha ho ho!
485
00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:10,396
The jell-o rainbow.
486
00:16:10,464 --> 00:16:11,765
Thank you.
487
00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:13,933
Oh, injured Andy.
488
00:16:14,001 --> 00:16:16,035
It's kind of like
old times, huh?
489
00:16:16,103 --> 00:16:17,403
Yeah.
490
00:16:17,471 --> 00:16:19,305
- I almost expect you
to call me a-cakes.
491
00:16:20,474 --> 00:16:22,542
- "a-cakes."
492
00:16:22,609 --> 00:16:24,410
Well, I'm glad you're okay.
493
00:16:33,086 --> 00:16:35,187
Oh, my God, I'm...
494
00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,354
Ohh.
495
00:16:36,422 --> 00:16:37,789
- I'm so sorry.
- Ohh!
496
00:16:37,857 --> 00:16:38,790
- I should not--
497
00:16:38,858 --> 00:16:40,758
I--I'm sorry.
498
00:16:40,826 --> 00:16:42,594
That was...Not...
499
00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:48,900
♪ Spaghetti ♪
500
00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:50,368
Spaghetti!
501
00:16:50,435 --> 00:16:51,369
♪ fuseli ♪
502
00:16:51,436 --> 00:16:52,570
Fuseli!
503
00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:54,038
♪ egg noodles ♪
504
00:16:54,106 --> 00:16:55,073
Egg noodles!
505
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,374
Why did you do this?
506
00:16:56,442 --> 00:16:58,242
Well, I'm not a monster.
507
00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,977
I want the kids
to have their concert.
508
00:17:00,045 --> 00:17:01,946
Ah, mean Ben has a soft spot.
509
00:17:02,014 --> 00:17:03,047
Is that what you guys call me?
510
00:17:03,115 --> 00:17:05,149
"mean Ben"?
No, no, no.
511
00:17:06,952 --> 00:17:09,120
Look, this
is really great today.
512
00:17:09,187 --> 00:17:10,621
But...
513
00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:12,389
There's gonna be
a lot of pain ahead, Leslie.
514
00:17:12,457 --> 00:17:14,425
We have to cut 32% of the--
515
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:17,094
- Can you just stop it?
Okay?
516
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,129
Just for one moment,
enjoy the fact
517
00:17:19,197 --> 00:17:21,231
That you provided
a service for people,
518
00:17:21,299 --> 00:17:22,666
Not a cut.
519
00:17:22,734 --> 00:17:24,301
A service.
520
00:17:24,369 --> 00:17:26,436
And they love it.
521
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:27,904
Biggest service
522
00:17:27,972 --> 00:17:29,506
Was getting you
to stop singing.
523
00:17:34,677 --> 00:17:36,144
- Hey.
- April.
524
00:17:36,212 --> 00:17:38,080
I just heard.
525
00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:39,315
Are you okay?
526
00:17:39,383 --> 00:17:42,151
- Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
527
00:17:42,219 --> 00:17:44,787
Listen, what I said
this afternoon was...
528
00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:46,188
Stupid.
529
00:17:46,255 --> 00:17:47,356
Okay?
530
00:17:47,423 --> 00:17:49,091
I totally want
to go out with you.
531
00:17:49,159 --> 00:17:50,993
Good.
532
00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:53,194
I want to be with you.
533
00:18:03,239 --> 00:18:07,175
Ah.
534
00:18:07,243 --> 00:18:08,176
That was nice.
535
00:18:08,244 --> 00:18:09,944
- That--yeah.
536
00:18:11,614 --> 00:18:13,615
Here's just one thing,
real quick.
537
00:18:13,682 --> 00:18:14,615
I want to be totally
honest with you,
538
00:18:14,683 --> 00:18:16,284
Because I like you so much.
539
00:18:16,352 --> 00:18:17,618
But, like, two minutes ago,
540
00:18:17,686 --> 00:18:19,653
Me and Ann did kiss.
541
00:18:19,721 --> 00:18:21,522
- What?
- But here's--
542
00:18:21,589 --> 00:18:23,957
No, no, no.
Uh, it was crazy.
543
00:18:24,025 --> 00:18:25,392
She kissed me.
544
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:26,726
- Okay, bye.
- Wait, where are you going?
545
00:18:26,794 --> 00:18:28,361
- Bye.
- No, no, no, no, no. Hey.
546
00:18:28,429 --> 00:18:30,763
April. April!
Bye.
547
00:18:34,268 --> 00:18:37,170
Dude, don't even think
about kissing me.
548
00:18:37,237 --> 00:18:39,038
And what was your
favorite song, Chelsea?
549
00:18:39,106 --> 00:18:40,306
Penne and the jets.
550
00:18:40,374 --> 00:18:41,541
Me too!
551
00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:42,909
Thank you all so much.
552
00:18:42,977 --> 00:18:46,213
With all the parks closed,
we've been going crazy.
553
00:18:46,281 --> 00:18:47,214
Oh, it's our pleasure.
554
00:18:47,282 --> 00:18:48,983
Come on.
555
00:18:49,051 --> 00:18:51,085
You guys are the best,
556
00:18:51,153 --> 00:18:52,120
Most important people,
557
00:18:52,188 --> 00:18:53,321
And the most important
government
558
00:18:53,389 --> 00:18:54,689
In the best city in the world.
559
00:18:54,757 --> 00:18:57,358
Suck it, Paris, France.
560
00:18:57,426 --> 00:19:00,728
Well, I would say
see you tomorrow, but...
561
00:19:00,795 --> 00:19:01,829
Great job.
562
00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:02,830
Good work, Leslie.
563
00:19:02,897 --> 00:19:04,498
- Bye.
- Bye, Leslie.
564
00:19:04,566 --> 00:19:06,066
See you soon, I hope.
565
00:19:19,145 --> 00:19:21,614
I liked this a lot better
when it was a pit.
566
00:19:22,882 --> 00:19:25,217
Is that weird?
567
00:19:25,285 --> 00:19:29,088
- I'm sorry I called you
mark Brendana-quits.
568
00:19:29,156 --> 00:19:31,157
Don't ever apologize to me.
569
00:19:31,225 --> 00:19:32,692
I'm serious.
570
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,761
If--if everyone
in government were like you,
571
00:19:34,829 --> 00:19:36,596
Then I would probably
still work there.
572
00:19:36,664 --> 00:19:38,866
I got you a going away present.
573
00:19:38,933 --> 00:19:41,302
- You did?
- Mm-hmm.
574
00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:42,470
Here.
575
00:19:42,538 --> 00:19:44,038
Red tape.
576
00:19:44,106 --> 00:19:45,674
So you'll never
forget your roots.
577
00:19:45,741 --> 00:19:47,409
- That's really nice of you.
- Yeah.
578
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,444
Well, I have something
for you too.
579
00:19:49,512 --> 00:19:50,813
You do?
580
00:19:50,881 --> 00:19:53,048
I, um...
581
00:19:53,116 --> 00:19:54,416
Sort of threw together
582
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:58,152
Some plans for a future park.
583
00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,321
I couldn't fit everything in
that you wanted,
584
00:20:00,389 --> 00:20:01,789
Like the roller coaster
or the shark tank,
585
00:20:01,857 --> 00:20:04,625
But I think it's
a pretty good start.
586
00:20:06,494 --> 00:20:07,427
Thank you.
587
00:20:07,495 --> 00:20:09,462
You're really welcome.
588
00:20:10,764 --> 00:20:14,767
But, you know,
Pawnee's bankrupt.
589
00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:18,237
I doubt I'll get to build
a park anytime soon.
590
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:20,973
I wouldn't bet against you.
591
00:20:25,846 --> 00:20:27,714
See you around.
- Mm-hmm.
592
00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:35,153
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
593
00:20:36,098 --> 00:20:37,598
Morning.
594
00:20:37,666 --> 00:20:39,067
Hi. What are you
doing here?
595
00:20:39,135 --> 00:20:41,470
Ron made me the official
parks and rec representative
596
00:20:41,537 --> 00:20:43,138
For the budget discussions.
597
00:20:43,206 --> 00:20:45,575
- That's only supposed to be--
- Essential personnel?
598
00:20:45,642 --> 00:20:47,210
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
599
00:20:47,278 --> 00:20:48,378
So shall we get started?
600
00:20:48,445 --> 00:20:50,547
I have so many ideas.
601
00:20:53,818 --> 00:20:55,086
Is this an autographed picture
of Jaime Foxx?
602
00:20:55,153 --> 00:20:57,488
Oh, there it is.
Thank God.
603
00:20:57,556 --> 00:20:59,790
- So how long
is this shut-down gonna last?
604
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:00,924
No idea.
605
00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:02,960
I might have to get a temp job.
606
00:21:03,028 --> 00:21:04,428
Maybe I should start
working on my cologne line.
607
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,866
- Uh-oh. Check it out.
608
00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,436
Whenever Ron has sex,
the next morning,
609
00:21:11,503 --> 00:21:14,973
He comes in dressed
like Tiger Woods.
610
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,641
You all set?
611
00:21:16,708 --> 00:21:17,642
Oh, God.
612
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,477
What?
Who is that?
613
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,614
That is my ex-wife.
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