1 00:00:08,185 --> 00:00:09,486 Ron! 2 00:00:09,553 --> 00:00:10,787 Hello, Andy. 3 00:00:10,855 --> 00:00:12,822 It's quiet in here. Where is everyone? 4 00:00:12,890 --> 00:00:14,491 The government has shut down. 5 00:00:14,558 --> 00:00:16,026 It's in every newspaper. 6 00:00:16,093 --> 00:00:17,050 How long is it gonna last? 7 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,255 Well, if we're lucky, 8 00:00:18,323 --> 00:00:19,431 This building will be empty for months. 9 00:00:19,499 --> 00:00:20,896 Wow. 10 00:00:20,964 --> 00:00:22,895 That is really bad timing. 11 00:00:22,963 --> 00:00:26,692 I just got this super-sweet-ass rad crotch rocket. 12 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,525 I've always wanted one of these! 13 00:00:28,592 --> 00:00:31,192 But due to, you know, never having a job, 14 00:00:31,260 --> 00:00:33,802 I couldn't afford it until now. 15 00:00:33,869 --> 00:00:35,969 Got a really good deal on my lease. 16 00:00:36,039 --> 00:00:39,041 Paying like 12% interest. 17 00:00:39,109 --> 00:00:41,580 That's like one of the highest you can get. 18 00:00:41,648 --> 00:00:42,717 Hey, so I've been trying like crazy 19 00:00:42,785 --> 00:00:43,719 To get a hold of April. 20 00:00:43,787 --> 00:00:44,719 If you see her, will you tell her 21 00:00:44,787 --> 00:00:45,718 I really need to talk to her? 22 00:00:45,786 --> 00:00:46,886 You got it. 23 00:00:46,953 --> 00:00:48,956 All right, thanks, Ron. 24 00:00:49,024 --> 00:00:49,959 Whuh-oh! 25 00:00:52,963 --> 00:00:54,498 Nailed it. 26 00:00:57,535 --> 00:01:06,510 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 27 00:01:14,655 --> 00:01:16,191 All I can tell you 28 00:01:16,258 --> 00:01:19,794 Is that all the parks are closed until further notice. 29 00:01:21,564 --> 00:01:23,665 Look no one is more upset about this than I am. 30 00:01:23,732 --> 00:01:25,666 Not like it's a competition or anything, 31 00:01:25,734 --> 00:01:27,133 'cause if it was, I would win. 32 00:01:27,201 --> 00:01:28,501 But that's neither here nor there. 33 00:01:28,569 --> 00:01:29,802 The point is, I would win. 34 00:01:29,870 --> 00:01:30,869 How long will they be closed? 35 00:01:30,937 --> 00:01:32,370 Could be forever. 36 00:01:32,438 --> 00:01:34,371 With the government shut down, who's gonna stop Al Qaeda? 37 00:01:34,439 --> 00:01:36,373 One thing at a time. 38 00:01:36,441 --> 00:01:38,607 School is out in two weeks. 39 00:01:38,675 --> 00:01:40,676 What am I going to do with my kids all day, 40 00:01:40,743 --> 00:01:42,109 Keep them in my house? 41 00:01:42,177 --> 00:01:43,544 Where I live? 42 00:01:43,612 --> 00:01:44,778 I don't know what to tell you. 43 00:01:44,846 --> 00:01:46,446 What about the kids concert tomorrow 44 00:01:46,514 --> 00:01:47,681 At Ramsett park? 45 00:01:47,749 --> 00:01:49,617 The Freddy Spaghetti concert. 46 00:01:49,685 --> 00:01:52,220 Freddy Spaghetti has been canceled. 47 00:01:53,556 --> 00:01:55,156 What? Jeez. 48 00:01:55,224 --> 00:01:56,591 Well, sit down and tell me 49 00:01:56,659 --> 00:01:57,793 Exactly what's happened. 50 00:01:57,860 --> 00:01:59,629 Well, every year we kick off the summer 51 00:01:59,696 --> 00:02:01,197 With a children's concert series, 52 00:02:01,264 --> 00:02:02,898 And this year, the concert has been canceled 53 00:02:02,966 --> 00:02:04,300 Due to the shutdown. 54 00:02:04,367 --> 00:02:05,468 That's terrible. 55 00:02:05,536 --> 00:02:06,469 And we need to fix it. 56 00:02:06,536 --> 00:02:10,339 Oh! All right. Great. 57 00:02:10,407 --> 00:02:11,707 I'm very glad that you agree with me, 58 00:02:11,775 --> 00:02:13,309 But I actually worked really hard on my argument. 59 00:02:13,376 --> 00:02:15,076 Is there any way I can still kind of... 60 00:02:15,144 --> 00:02:16,077 - Oh, plea-- I'd love to hear it. 61 00:02:16,145 --> 00:02:17,145 Oh, good, thank you. 62 00:02:17,213 --> 00:02:18,880 "you're wrong. Are you crazy? 63 00:02:18,948 --> 00:02:22,082 Can you put a price tag on a child's smile?" 64 00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:23,083 Leslie Knope. 65 00:02:23,151 --> 00:02:24,351 What a surprise. 66 00:02:24,418 --> 00:02:26,486 The government has been shut down for two days. 67 00:02:26,554 --> 00:02:29,056 And one city employee has tried to schedule 68 00:02:29,123 --> 00:02:32,059 14 meetings with me. 69 00:02:32,127 --> 00:02:33,494 Can you guess who? 70 00:02:33,562 --> 00:02:35,162 Ben, there was a big concert? 71 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:36,497 Now there's not? 72 00:02:36,565 --> 00:02:38,932 Isn't there anything that we can do about that? 73 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:39,933 No, there isn't. 74 00:02:40,001 --> 00:02:41,168 It's too bad. 75 00:02:41,235 --> 00:02:42,602 Sorry, Leslie. Damn! 76 00:02:42,670 --> 00:02:44,637 I have to go run ten miles. 77 00:02:55,983 --> 00:02:58,051 Ben, let's talk solutions. 78 00:02:58,118 --> 00:03:00,086 Leslie, Pawnee is broke. 79 00:03:00,153 --> 00:03:02,054 There's no money for a concert. Okay? 80 00:03:02,122 --> 00:03:05,223 I mean, Idaho cut their parks department by 80%, 81 00:03:05,291 --> 00:03:08,226 And Idaho is basically one giant park. 82 00:03:08,294 --> 00:03:09,794 - I've said it before and I'll say it again, Ben-- 83 00:03:09,862 --> 00:03:11,596 Pawnee is better than Idaho. 84 00:03:11,664 --> 00:03:13,365 No, Pawnee is not special, okay? 85 00:03:13,433 --> 00:03:15,268 - Oh. - Your department... 86 00:03:15,335 --> 00:03:17,036 All the way down here, 87 00:03:17,104 --> 00:03:18,871 Is not a priority. 88 00:03:18,939 --> 00:03:20,373 And, frankly, you're not even supposed to be 89 00:03:20,441 --> 00:03:21,608 In the building, Leslie. 90 00:03:21,675 --> 00:03:22,742 You're non-essential. 91 00:03:22,810 --> 00:03:24,043 That is not your call. 92 00:03:24,111 --> 00:03:25,278 I know. It's on your badge. 93 00:03:25,345 --> 00:03:27,847 This? This isn't me. 94 00:03:31,885 --> 00:03:33,485 Ann Perkins! 95 00:03:33,553 --> 00:03:35,320 Chris...Something. 96 00:03:35,388 --> 00:03:38,056 Hi! I was just doing my daily lunchtime ten miles, 97 00:03:38,123 --> 00:03:39,223 And I ran by the hospital, 98 00:03:39,291 --> 00:03:40,791 And I thought I'd pop up and say hi. 99 00:03:40,859 --> 00:03:42,626 Did you just start your run? 100 00:03:42,694 --> 00:03:43,661 No, I'm already at mile nine. 101 00:03:43,728 --> 00:03:45,129 But you're not sweating at all. 102 00:03:45,196 --> 00:03:46,797 - I know--I have a resting heart rate 103 00:03:46,865 --> 00:03:48,298 Of 28 beats per minute. 104 00:03:48,366 --> 00:03:49,900 The scientist who studied me said that my heart 105 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:52,403 Could pump jet fuel up into an airplane. 106 00:03:52,470 --> 00:03:54,605 I'd love to go out on a date with you. 107 00:03:54,673 --> 00:03:56,640 I think you might find me attractive, 108 00:03:56,708 --> 00:03:58,443 Because you got drunk and kissed me when we first met. 109 00:03:58,510 --> 00:04:00,178 And, no pressure, but I do have tonight open. 110 00:04:00,246 --> 00:04:02,480 I'm so sorry. I'm really busy right now. 111 00:04:02,548 --> 00:04:06,751 No problem, I will try again soon, Ann Perkins. 112 00:04:06,819 --> 00:04:08,920 That's the guy who likes you that you're not into. 113 00:04:08,988 --> 00:04:10,989 Yeah. 114 00:04:11,057 --> 00:04:12,424 And which part of him are you not looking at? 115 00:04:12,491 --> 00:04:13,592 Traditionally, 116 00:04:13,659 --> 00:04:15,294 When I end a long-term relationship, 117 00:04:15,361 --> 00:04:16,862 I'm a little fragile. 118 00:04:16,930 --> 00:04:19,998 And I have a tendency to do some reckless things. 119 00:04:20,065 --> 00:04:22,633 So I need to stay away from Chris. 120 00:04:22,701 --> 00:04:24,969 I can't stand this government shutdown! 121 00:04:25,037 --> 00:04:26,104 I can't stand this budget crisis. 122 00:04:26,171 --> 00:04:27,472 But what I can't stand 123 00:04:27,539 --> 00:04:29,473 Is they're canceling Freddy Spaghetti. 124 00:04:29,541 --> 00:04:30,808 You know everything. What should I do about this? 125 00:04:30,876 --> 00:04:32,109 I don't know, Leslie. 126 00:04:32,176 --> 00:04:34,144 Why don't you see a movie or go shopping or try-- 127 00:04:34,212 --> 00:04:35,145 - Wait a minute, what are you doing? 128 00:04:35,212 --> 00:04:36,179 What's happening? 129 00:04:36,247 --> 00:04:37,480 Um... 130 00:04:37,548 --> 00:04:39,649 You know, they offered me a buyout, and I took it. 131 00:04:39,716 --> 00:04:43,218 And so now I work for Norton construction. 132 00:04:46,523 --> 00:04:48,123 Sorry, I know I shouldn't have done that. 133 00:04:48,191 --> 00:04:50,892 - That's okay. - How could you quit? 134 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:51,927 You know, not everyone 135 00:04:51,995 --> 00:04:53,962 Has your enthusiasm for this work. 136 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:56,398 You know, I guess I've been mispronouncing your name 137 00:04:56,466 --> 00:04:58,467 All these years. 138 00:04:58,535 --> 00:05:00,636 Mark Brendana-quits. 139 00:05:00,703 --> 00:05:02,638 Recently, I had been thinking about maybe, 140 00:05:02,706 --> 00:05:04,540 Um, leaving this job. 141 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:06,408 But I felt like I needed a sign. 142 00:05:06,476 --> 00:05:08,577 And then Ann broke up with me 143 00:05:08,645 --> 00:05:10,078 The week that I was going to propose. 144 00:05:10,146 --> 00:05:11,880 The government got shut down, 145 00:05:11,948 --> 00:05:14,649 And yesterday... 146 00:05:14,717 --> 00:05:16,418 One of those pigeons took a [bleep] on me. 147 00:05:16,485 --> 00:05:19,220 And I was indoors, so... 148 00:05:21,757 --> 00:05:23,224 What are you doing here? 149 00:05:23,291 --> 00:05:24,325 Hey, sorry. I need your help. 150 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:25,326 Is this a bad time? 151 00:05:25,394 --> 00:05:26,327 Lucy's here, 152 00:05:26,395 --> 00:05:27,728 I'm in my sexy pajamas, 153 00:05:27,796 --> 00:05:30,599 I just took four benadryls to dull my sensitivity. 154 00:05:30,666 --> 00:05:32,568 Yes! It is a bad time. 155 00:05:32,635 --> 00:05:33,902 You're about to have sex. 156 00:05:33,970 --> 00:05:35,437 Why else would boys 2 men's on bended knee 157 00:05:35,505 --> 00:05:36,639 Be playing right now? 158 00:05:36,707 --> 00:05:38,107 Okay, I just want to give you a little advice, 159 00:05:38,175 --> 00:05:40,343 Which is don't make it last really long. 160 00:05:40,411 --> 00:05:41,411 Ladies don't like that. 161 00:05:41,479 --> 00:05:42,513 - Okay, great. - Okay? 162 00:05:42,580 --> 00:05:44,081 Wait, just one more thing. 163 00:05:44,149 --> 00:05:46,016 Are you using protection? 164 00:05:47,786 --> 00:05:49,920 You know? I'm just gonna stay away 165 00:05:49,988 --> 00:05:51,255 From all guys right now. 166 00:05:51,323 --> 00:05:54,225 Yeah, less man time, more Ann time. 167 00:05:54,293 --> 00:05:55,526 - Yeah. - Yeah. 168 00:05:55,594 --> 00:05:57,628 The only guy that I care about right now 169 00:05:57,696 --> 00:05:59,730 Is six feet tall with wild, crazy hair 170 00:05:59,798 --> 00:06:03,434 And a ukulele that doubles as a water gun. 171 00:06:03,502 --> 00:06:04,936 Freddy Spaghetti. Oh. 172 00:06:05,003 --> 00:06:06,904 Children's concerts aren't a priority these days. 173 00:06:06,972 --> 00:06:08,272 You know what is? Sewage. 174 00:06:08,340 --> 00:06:12,644 Pawnee's kids are less important than poop tubes. 175 00:06:12,711 --> 00:06:14,546 I don't know, I mean, what are you gonna do? 176 00:06:14,613 --> 00:06:15,780 That's the way it is and-- 177 00:06:15,848 --> 00:06:16,948 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 178 00:06:17,016 --> 00:06:18,450 If all the parks are closed, 179 00:06:18,518 --> 00:06:22,955 Why not just have the concert in the lot behind my house? 180 00:06:23,023 --> 00:06:26,225 Ann, you devious bastard. 181 00:06:26,293 --> 00:06:27,726 ♪ well, the cow goes moo ♪ 182 00:06:27,794 --> 00:06:29,395 ♪ and the pig goes oink ♪ 183 00:06:29,462 --> 00:06:30,462 Well, I've spent the last three hours 184 00:06:30,530 --> 00:06:31,830 Coming up with the plan. 185 00:06:31,898 --> 00:06:33,164 And I sent up the bat signal 186 00:06:33,232 --> 00:06:34,399 For all the people in the parks department 187 00:06:34,467 --> 00:06:35,467 To come and join us. 188 00:06:35,534 --> 00:06:38,069 I told them to be here by 8:00. 189 00:06:38,137 --> 00:06:39,971 Do you think anybody's gonna show up? 190 00:06:40,039 --> 00:06:41,272 "a," yes. 191 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:42,507 "b," even if they don't, 192 00:06:42,574 --> 00:06:43,975 We'll just put the concert on ourselves. 193 00:06:44,043 --> 00:06:46,077 But, "c," yes, yes--they're definitely gonna show up. 194 00:06:46,144 --> 00:06:48,479 Although, "d," maybe not. 195 00:06:48,547 --> 00:06:50,247 I think that you need to prepare for 196 00:06:50,315 --> 00:06:52,016 The eventuality that no one-- 197 00:06:52,084 --> 00:06:53,017 Hello? 198 00:06:53,085 --> 00:06:54,152 Ohh! 199 00:06:54,219 --> 00:06:56,321 God bless you, Jerry Gergich! 200 00:06:56,388 --> 00:06:57,589 Wow! 201 00:06:57,656 --> 00:06:58,756 Never thought I'd hear those words from you. 202 00:06:58,824 --> 00:07:00,859 - Hey. - April's here. Move, Jerry. 203 00:07:00,926 --> 00:07:02,161 April... 204 00:07:02,228 --> 00:07:04,129 I didn't think you were gonna help. 205 00:07:04,197 --> 00:07:07,332 I still might not. 206 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,700 Jerry, how do you feel about lifting heavy things? 207 00:07:08,768 --> 00:07:11,102 - Ooh, my doctor just said I should avoid-- 208 00:07:11,170 --> 00:07:12,403 - Being a wuss? Yes, I agree. 209 00:07:12,471 --> 00:07:14,205 So go out there and get the equipment out of the truck. 210 00:07:14,272 --> 00:07:17,541 With current and projected deficits, 211 00:07:17,609 --> 00:07:20,944 We need to cut expenditures by 32%. 212 00:07:21,012 --> 00:07:22,545 Let's make it an even 40. 213 00:07:22,613 --> 00:07:24,013 Oh, that's not necessary. 214 00:07:24,081 --> 00:07:25,848 Slash it. Slash it. 215 00:07:25,916 --> 00:07:28,518 I am an official member of a task force 216 00:07:28,586 --> 00:07:31,555 Dedicated to slashing the city budget. 217 00:07:31,623 --> 00:07:34,859 Just saying that gave me a semi. 218 00:07:34,926 --> 00:07:36,027 Right off the bat, 219 00:07:36,095 --> 00:07:37,629 We sell city hall. 220 00:07:37,697 --> 00:07:40,198 Let somebody turn it into a large gas station 221 00:07:40,266 --> 00:07:41,333 Or a TJ Maxx. 222 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,035 Ron, that is a very creative idea. 223 00:07:43,103 --> 00:07:45,037 But we don't want to sell any of our major assets, 224 00:07:45,104 --> 00:07:46,105 Because we don't want to lose out 225 00:07:46,172 --> 00:07:47,473 On any future revenue streams. 226 00:07:47,541 --> 00:07:48,707 I hear that. 227 00:07:48,775 --> 00:07:51,344 Don't worry, I have tons more ideas. 228 00:07:51,411 --> 00:07:52,411 - Okay, uh-- 229 00:07:54,547 --> 00:07:55,514 So sorry. 230 00:07:55,581 --> 00:07:57,348 New ringtone. 231 00:07:57,416 --> 00:07:58,549 Don't cut anything without me. 232 00:08:00,285 --> 00:08:01,452 Leslie? 233 00:08:01,520 --> 00:08:03,154 I don't care if you hate what we do. 234 00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,555 I love it enough for both of us. 235 00:08:04,623 --> 00:08:06,389 We're gonna put on the Freddy Spaghetti concert, 236 00:08:06,457 --> 00:08:08,992 Today, 5:00, on lot 48. 237 00:08:09,060 --> 00:08:10,160 You can't do that. 238 00:08:10,227 --> 00:08:11,862 Watch me. We're gonna do this, Ron. 239 00:08:11,930 --> 00:08:13,063 With or without you. 240 00:08:13,131 --> 00:08:15,031 Hammering away. 241 00:08:16,100 --> 00:08:17,133 Unh. 242 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:20,080 Crank it. Hit it. 243 00:08:20,147 --> 00:08:21,982 Needs 16 minutes for premium bounce. 244 00:08:22,050 --> 00:08:24,551 Oh, hey, after this, can you go pick up Freddy Spaghetti 245 00:08:24,619 --> 00:08:25,719 In your Mercedes? 246 00:08:25,786 --> 00:08:27,921 We need to give him the star treatment. 247 00:08:27,989 --> 00:08:29,189 Hey, sorry we're late. 248 00:08:29,257 --> 00:08:30,424 I had to wait on my girlfriend 249 00:08:30,491 --> 00:08:31,425 To finish eating breakfast. 250 00:08:31,492 --> 00:08:32,926 Hi. I'm Lucy. 251 00:08:32,994 --> 00:08:34,194 Hi. 252 00:08:34,262 --> 00:08:35,229 We had dinner last night. 253 00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:37,565 And...Breakfast this morning. 254 00:08:37,632 --> 00:08:38,999 What were doing in between? 255 00:08:39,067 --> 00:08:40,601 Sex stuff. 256 00:08:40,669 --> 00:08:42,002 You guys know Tom really well, 257 00:08:42,070 --> 00:08:43,938 So I don't have to apologize for his behavior, right? 258 00:08:44,005 --> 00:08:45,206 Right. 259 00:08:45,273 --> 00:08:46,340 The craziest thing is it's like super loud. 260 00:08:46,408 --> 00:08:47,408 You know what I mean? 261 00:08:47,476 --> 00:08:49,210 I was on it for, like, five minutes. 262 00:08:49,277 --> 00:08:50,511 I can't really hear anything. Am I talking loud right now? 263 00:08:50,579 --> 00:08:51,879 - Yeah. - April! 264 00:08:51,947 --> 00:08:53,781 Hey! Excuse me. 265 00:08:53,849 --> 00:08:54,815 I called you a gajillion times. 266 00:08:54,883 --> 00:08:55,850 Why didn't you call me back? 267 00:08:55,917 --> 00:08:56,951 Oh, I'm so sorry. 268 00:08:57,019 --> 00:08:59,120 I was too busy not wanting to talk to you. 269 00:08:59,187 --> 00:09:00,855 - Huh? - Jerry, what are you doing? 270 00:09:00,922 --> 00:09:02,857 Leslie asked me to post these around the neighborhood. 271 00:09:02,925 --> 00:09:03,925 - I'll do it. - Really? Wow. 272 00:09:03,993 --> 00:09:05,026 - Yes. - Thanks. 273 00:09:05,094 --> 00:09:06,127 You want some help with that? 274 00:09:06,195 --> 00:09:08,262 Okay, let's talk about parks and rec. 275 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:10,064 This one's a little complicated. 276 00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:12,500 I know what'll loosen up our brains. 277 00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:13,567 A massage train. 278 00:09:13,635 --> 00:09:15,068 And I know what you're thinking. 279 00:09:15,136 --> 00:09:17,138 It's not that I want a massage. I'll be the caboose. 280 00:09:17,205 --> 00:09:20,808 And Ron Swanson is the locomotive. 281 00:09:20,876 --> 00:09:22,877 And thanks to Ron, the services budget 282 00:09:22,945 --> 00:09:24,045 Has already been cut significantly. 283 00:09:24,112 --> 00:09:26,647 So seems like the best option is job cuts. 284 00:09:26,715 --> 00:09:29,049 Starting with Leslie Knope. 285 00:09:29,117 --> 00:09:30,551 Ho ho. 286 00:09:30,618 --> 00:09:31,585 No, no, no, no, no. 287 00:09:31,653 --> 00:09:33,086 If you fire Leslie, 288 00:09:33,154 --> 00:09:35,222 You might as well just get rid of the department. 289 00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:36,623 Look, I know how valuable she is, believe me. 290 00:09:36,691 --> 00:09:38,625 But we've run out of options. 291 00:09:38,693 --> 00:09:39,926 There are plenty of other options. 292 00:09:39,994 --> 00:09:43,330 For example, sell the zoo animals. 293 00:09:43,398 --> 00:09:44,965 Okay, to whom? 294 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:46,300 Cosmetics labs. 295 00:09:46,368 --> 00:09:47,935 Weird restaurants. 296 00:09:48,003 --> 00:09:49,503 I'm just spit-balling here. 297 00:09:49,571 --> 00:09:50,738 Okay, let's switch it up. 298 00:09:50,806 --> 00:09:51,939 Look, she makes the second highest salary 299 00:09:52,007 --> 00:09:52,940 In the department. 300 00:09:53,008 --> 00:09:54,142 That will go a long way. 301 00:09:54,209 --> 00:09:57,078 I'm telling you, it's just not an option. 302 00:09:57,146 --> 00:09:58,514 Come on. Focus up, buddy. 303 00:09:58,581 --> 00:09:59,615 Give me a sec. 304 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:00,649 Will you just stop and listen to me? 305 00:10:00,717 --> 00:10:01,917 No. 306 00:10:01,985 --> 00:10:03,985 Fine, I don't want to talk to you anyways. 307 00:10:04,053 --> 00:10:06,754 Reverse psychiatry. 308 00:10:06,822 --> 00:10:09,290 Fine. What? 309 00:10:09,357 --> 00:10:12,026 I like you. 310 00:10:12,094 --> 00:10:14,528 In a, you know, 311 00:10:14,596 --> 00:10:16,297 Romantical kind of way. 312 00:10:16,364 --> 00:10:17,464 You do? 313 00:10:17,532 --> 00:10:19,233 Yes! 314 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:22,269 Do you... 315 00:10:22,336 --> 00:10:23,269 Like me? 316 00:10:23,337 --> 00:10:24,270 Yes. 317 00:10:24,338 --> 00:10:25,638 Ha! 318 00:10:28,776 --> 00:10:31,579 So then...Perhaps 319 00:10:31,646 --> 00:10:33,581 Shall we go out this evening? 320 00:10:36,619 --> 00:10:37,619 No. 321 00:10:37,687 --> 00:10:40,288 Ahem. 322 00:10:40,356 --> 00:10:41,924 I don't think we should see each other. 323 00:10:43,159 --> 00:10:44,692 Damn it. Because you're 21 324 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:45,860 And I'm 29? 325 00:10:45,928 --> 00:10:46,861 No. 326 00:10:46,929 --> 00:10:48,597 I don't care about that. 327 00:10:48,664 --> 00:10:50,365 It's because whenever I see you talk to Ann 328 00:10:50,433 --> 00:10:52,334 Or talk about Ann, 329 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:54,536 I feel like you still have feelings for her. 330 00:10:54,603 --> 00:10:57,205 What? No, I don't. But I don't. 331 00:10:57,273 --> 00:10:58,973 Really. I don't. 332 00:10:59,041 --> 00:11:00,441 Well, I think do. 333 00:11:00,509 --> 00:11:02,143 So... 334 00:11:02,211 --> 00:11:04,245 That's a problem for me. 335 00:11:09,018 --> 00:11:10,653 Because of my libertarian beliefs, 336 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,889 Leslie does 95% of the work. 337 00:11:12,957 --> 00:11:15,225 So you should lay me off. 338 00:11:15,293 --> 00:11:17,361 I'd be proud to be a casualty 339 00:11:17,428 --> 00:11:18,562 In this righteous war. 340 00:11:18,630 --> 00:11:19,564 It's precisely because of your beliefs 341 00:11:19,631 --> 00:11:20,765 That we need to keep you. 342 00:11:20,833 --> 00:11:22,567 You would maintain fiscal responsibility 343 00:11:22,635 --> 00:11:23,668 After we're gone. 344 00:11:23,736 --> 00:11:24,702 I strenuously object. 345 00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:26,337 Well, Ron, we're moving on. 346 00:11:26,405 --> 00:11:28,840 Every department's losing a Leslie Knope. 347 00:11:28,908 --> 00:11:30,241 No, Ben, they are not. 348 00:11:30,309 --> 00:11:32,410 No other department has one to begin with. 349 00:11:32,478 --> 00:11:34,712 Right now, she's single-handedly 350 00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:36,214 Putting up some lousy concert 351 00:11:36,281 --> 00:11:38,516 For the city's kids. 352 00:11:38,584 --> 00:11:39,717 She's doing what? 353 00:11:39,785 --> 00:11:42,353 Could someone else massage my shoulders? 354 00:11:42,421 --> 00:11:43,855 Wow, looking good. 355 00:11:43,923 --> 00:11:46,491 Yeah, I mean, I wish we'd built one of those elevators 356 00:11:46,559 --> 00:11:48,527 That comes up from under the stage. 357 00:11:48,594 --> 00:11:49,728 They're coming! 358 00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,729 They're coming. 359 00:11:51,797 --> 00:11:52,730 Oh! 360 00:11:52,798 --> 00:11:53,731 Uhh! They're coming. 361 00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:55,066 Who, the Russians? 362 00:11:55,134 --> 00:11:56,267 No, the state auditors. 363 00:11:56,335 --> 00:11:57,735 I accidentally told them what you were doing 364 00:11:57,803 --> 00:12:00,037 In an attempt to save some government jobs. 365 00:12:00,105 --> 00:12:02,106 It's been a very strange day for me. 366 00:12:02,174 --> 00:12:03,708 Okay, everybody be cool. Just be cool. 367 00:12:03,776 --> 00:12:04,709 - Hey! - Hey. 368 00:12:04,777 --> 00:12:05,777 Hey, hey! hey. 369 00:12:05,844 --> 00:12:07,412 All right! Everybody! 370 00:12:07,479 --> 00:12:09,180 Everybody, everybody. 371 00:12:09,248 --> 00:12:10,748 Hey, Ann Perkins, hi. 372 00:12:10,816 --> 00:12:12,350 - Hi. - Everyone... 373 00:12:12,418 --> 00:12:13,952 You are all super amazing. 374 00:12:14,019 --> 00:12:16,253 You are what makes Pawnee great, 375 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:19,023 And I just want to tell you that I am totally supportive 376 00:12:19,090 --> 00:12:21,458 Of your inspiring efforts here today! 377 00:12:21,526 --> 00:12:22,859 That, we'll take. 378 00:12:22,927 --> 00:12:26,296 Yeah! Now my partner Ben wants to say something. 379 00:12:26,364 --> 00:12:27,798 Yeah, we're shutting this down. 380 00:12:27,865 --> 00:12:28,932 Damn! 381 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,367 That's terrible news. 382 00:12:30,434 --> 00:12:32,035 Surely there has to be a solution, Ben. 383 00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:33,136 - No. - Ben says no. 384 00:12:33,204 --> 00:12:34,237 I'm sorry, everyone. 385 00:12:34,305 --> 00:12:36,473 The concert is canceled, everybody. 386 00:12:36,540 --> 00:12:37,807 Here's the thing, though, Ben. 387 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:39,208 It's not canceled. We're putting it on. 388 00:12:39,276 --> 00:12:40,743 Okay? Because the stage is already built. 389 00:12:40,811 --> 00:12:43,712 Everything was donated for free by local vendors. 390 00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:45,448 Everyone here believes that what we're doing 391 00:12:45,516 --> 00:12:46,983 Is essential. 392 00:12:47,051 --> 00:12:49,086 Freddy Spaghetti will sing. 393 00:12:49,153 --> 00:12:51,222 Actually, Leslie, I just found out... 394 00:12:51,289 --> 00:12:54,458 Freddy Spaghetti ain't comin'. 395 00:12:54,527 --> 00:12:57,162 Freddy Spaghetti may not sing. 396 00:12:57,230 --> 00:13:02,201 But something much cooler is going to happen. 397 00:13:02,268 --> 00:13:04,169 I think. Ann. 398 00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:08,639 Okay. 399 00:13:08,707 --> 00:13:10,408 Good job. You should hydrate. 400 00:13:12,844 --> 00:13:13,844 When we canceled on him, 401 00:13:13,912 --> 00:13:15,145 He took another gig in Eagleton. 402 00:13:15,213 --> 00:13:17,147 At a library. 403 00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:18,381 Ohh! 404 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,116 That's literally the worst place I could imagine. 405 00:13:20,184 --> 00:13:22,085 Okay, guys, we're not giving up on this. 406 00:13:22,152 --> 00:13:23,686 He's not the only musician in town. 407 00:13:23,754 --> 00:13:25,288 Andy. 408 00:13:25,355 --> 00:13:26,523 I don't know, Leslie. 409 00:13:26,590 --> 00:13:27,524 I don't really feel like playing right now. 410 00:13:27,591 --> 00:13:28,792 Andy, please. Please, please, please. 411 00:13:28,859 --> 00:13:30,193 I don't even have children's songs. 412 00:13:30,261 --> 00:13:32,062 My last song I wrote was called sex hair. 413 00:13:32,129 --> 00:13:35,932 Well, just take the word sex and change it to pickle. 414 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,234 Pickle? 415 00:13:37,302 --> 00:13:39,703 ♪ you've got pickle hair, baby-hey ♪ 416 00:13:39,771 --> 00:13:41,673 ♪ and you got it from me ♪ 417 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:43,841 Still sounds like it's about sex. 418 00:13:43,909 --> 00:13:45,042 I'm in. I gotta grab my guitar from my house. 419 00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:46,611 I'll be back shortly. Yeah! 420 00:13:46,678 --> 00:13:48,846 See, guys? We have a solution. 421 00:13:48,914 --> 00:13:50,948 And the good news is, there's always a solution 422 00:13:51,016 --> 00:13:53,317 If your motives are pure and your cause is just. 423 00:13:53,385 --> 00:13:55,886 There's nothing... 424 00:13:55,954 --> 00:13:57,722 Oww, my arm! 425 00:14:00,401 --> 00:14:02,534 You have two broken bones in your right arm, 426 00:14:02,602 --> 00:14:04,069 And four in your hand. 427 00:14:04,137 --> 00:14:06,138 That's the side that hurts. 428 00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:07,473 How soon until he's better? 429 00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:08,775 We'll set the fractures. 430 00:14:08,842 --> 00:14:10,911 I'd like to keep him overnight for observation. 431 00:14:10,979 --> 00:14:12,279 Uh, is there any chance you can fix me 432 00:14:12,347 --> 00:14:13,447 In the next ten minutes? 433 00:14:13,514 --> 00:14:14,748 Sure. 434 00:14:14,816 --> 00:14:16,716 I'll just advance medical science 30 years. 435 00:14:16,784 --> 00:14:18,085 Great. 436 00:14:18,152 --> 00:14:19,420 Can mouse rat play without you? 437 00:14:19,487 --> 00:14:21,956 They tried once. They're called rat mouse. 438 00:14:22,023 --> 00:14:23,291 And they're awful. 439 00:14:23,358 --> 00:14:26,227 But you have got to find somebody. 440 00:14:26,295 --> 00:14:27,595 There's an old saying 441 00:14:27,663 --> 00:14:28,897 The show must go wrong. 442 00:14:28,964 --> 00:14:30,965 Everything always goes wrong, 443 00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,833 And you just have to deal with it. 444 00:14:40,074 --> 00:14:41,741 Hello, Pawnee. 445 00:14:41,809 --> 00:14:44,477 I'm...Renata ricotta. 446 00:14:44,545 --> 00:14:47,980 Freddy Spaghetti couldn't make it today. 447 00:14:48,048 --> 00:14:49,982 He bumped his noodle. 448 00:14:52,486 --> 00:14:54,587 There was sauce everywhere. 449 00:14:54,655 --> 00:14:56,522 It was just streaming out of his face. 450 00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:59,192 It was really scary. 451 00:14:59,260 --> 00:15:01,128 All right. 452 00:15:01,195 --> 00:15:02,429 ♪ if... ♪ 453 00:15:02,497 --> 00:15:04,631 ♪ you're happy and you know it ♪ 454 00:15:04,699 --> 00:15:06,200 ♪ clap your hands ♪ 455 00:15:09,071 --> 00:15:10,504 ♪ if you're happy and you know it ♪ 456 00:15:10,572 --> 00:15:12,707 ♪ clap your hands ♪ 457 00:15:12,775 --> 00:15:14,108 Ha ha ha ha! 458 00:15:14,176 --> 00:15:17,211 Hey, kids, it's me, Freddy Spaghetti! 459 00:15:18,847 --> 00:15:20,882 Hey, I thought you were playing Eagleton. 460 00:15:20,949 --> 00:15:22,617 All I know is this guy showed up, 461 00:15:22,684 --> 00:15:24,452 Made me a much better offer. 462 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,687 I am all about the money, baby. 463 00:15:26,755 --> 00:15:29,123 ♪ she cooked an ♪ 464 00:15:29,191 --> 00:15:30,891 ♪ itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny ♪ 465 00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:32,259 ♪ yellow polka dot ♪ 466 00:15:32,327 --> 00:15:33,727 ♪ Linguini ♪ 467 00:15:33,795 --> 00:15:36,630 ♪ that she made for the first time that day ♪ 468 00:15:36,698 --> 00:15:38,031 Thank you very much. 469 00:15:38,099 --> 00:15:39,533 Ron Corleone. 470 00:15:39,601 --> 00:15:42,903 This really attractive woman is my girlfriend...Lucy. 471 00:15:42,971 --> 00:15:44,037 Hello, Lucy. 472 00:15:44,105 --> 00:15:45,472 - Hi. - Whoa. 473 00:15:45,540 --> 00:15:46,573 Impressive handshake. 474 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:47,774 Thanks. 475 00:15:47,842 --> 00:15:49,042 My father told me that a limp handshake 476 00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,844 Was for weak men and communists. 477 00:15:50,912 --> 00:15:51,912 He hated both. 478 00:15:51,979 --> 00:15:53,380 Well done, Tommy. 479 00:15:53,447 --> 00:15:55,748 Is that bacon on your Turkey leg? 480 00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:57,951 They call it a Swanson. 481 00:16:00,321 --> 00:16:01,521 Wow. 482 00:16:02,823 --> 00:16:04,424 I brought you your favorite. 483 00:16:04,491 --> 00:16:05,858 Every color of jell-o. 484 00:16:05,926 --> 00:16:07,726 Oh ho ha ho ho! 485 00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:10,396 The jell-o rainbow. 486 00:16:10,464 --> 00:16:11,765 Thank you. 487 00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:13,933 Oh, injured Andy. 488 00:16:14,001 --> 00:16:16,035 It's kind of like old times, huh? 489 00:16:16,103 --> 00:16:17,403 Yeah. 490 00:16:17,471 --> 00:16:19,305 - I almost expect you to call me a-cakes. 491 00:16:20,474 --> 00:16:22,542 - "a-cakes." 492 00:16:22,609 --> 00:16:24,410 Well, I'm glad you're okay. 493 00:16:33,086 --> 00:16:35,187 Oh, my God, I'm... 494 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:36,354 Ohh. 495 00:16:36,422 --> 00:16:37,789 - I'm so sorry. - Ohh! 496 00:16:37,857 --> 00:16:38,790 - I should not-- 497 00:16:38,858 --> 00:16:40,758 I--I'm sorry. 498 00:16:40,826 --> 00:16:42,594 That was...Not... 499 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:48,900 ♪ Spaghetti ♪ 500 00:16:48,968 --> 00:16:50,368 Spaghetti! 501 00:16:50,435 --> 00:16:51,369 ♪ fuseli ♪ 502 00:16:51,436 --> 00:16:52,570 Fuseli! 503 00:16:52,638 --> 00:16:54,038 ♪ egg noodles ♪ 504 00:16:54,106 --> 00:16:55,073 Egg noodles! 505 00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:56,374 Why did you do this? 506 00:16:56,442 --> 00:16:58,242 Well, I'm not a monster. 507 00:16:58,310 --> 00:16:59,977 I want the kids to have their concert. 508 00:17:00,045 --> 00:17:01,946 Ah, mean Ben has a soft spot. 509 00:17:02,014 --> 00:17:03,047 Is that what you guys call me? 510 00:17:03,115 --> 00:17:05,149 "mean Ben"? No, no, no. 511 00:17:06,952 --> 00:17:09,120 Look, this is really great today. 512 00:17:09,187 --> 00:17:10,621 But... 513 00:17:10,689 --> 00:17:12,389 There's gonna be a lot of pain ahead, Leslie. 514 00:17:12,457 --> 00:17:14,425 We have to cut 32% of the-- 515 00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:17,094 - Can you just stop it? Okay? 516 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,129 Just for one moment, enjoy the fact 517 00:17:19,197 --> 00:17:21,231 That you provided a service for people, 518 00:17:21,299 --> 00:17:22,666 Not a cut. 519 00:17:22,734 --> 00:17:24,301 A service. 520 00:17:24,369 --> 00:17:26,436 And they love it. 521 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:27,904 Biggest service 522 00:17:27,972 --> 00:17:29,506 Was getting you to stop singing. 523 00:17:34,677 --> 00:17:36,144 - Hey. - April. 524 00:17:36,212 --> 00:17:38,080 I just heard. 525 00:17:38,148 --> 00:17:39,315 Are you okay? 526 00:17:39,383 --> 00:17:42,151 - Yeah. - Oh, my God. 527 00:17:42,219 --> 00:17:44,787 Listen, what I said this afternoon was... 528 00:17:44,854 --> 00:17:46,188 Stupid. 529 00:17:46,255 --> 00:17:47,356 Okay? 530 00:17:47,423 --> 00:17:49,091 I totally want to go out with you. 531 00:17:49,159 --> 00:17:50,993 Good. 532 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:53,194 I want to be with you. 533 00:18:03,239 --> 00:18:07,175 Ah. 534 00:18:07,243 --> 00:18:08,176 That was nice. 535 00:18:08,244 --> 00:18:09,944 - That--yeah. 536 00:18:11,614 --> 00:18:13,615 Here's just one thing, real quick. 537 00:18:13,682 --> 00:18:14,615 I want to be totally honest with you, 538 00:18:14,683 --> 00:18:16,284 Because I like you so much. 539 00:18:16,352 --> 00:18:17,618 But, like, two minutes ago, 540 00:18:17,686 --> 00:18:19,653 Me and Ann did kiss. 541 00:18:19,721 --> 00:18:21,522 - What? - But here's-- 542 00:18:21,589 --> 00:18:23,957 No, no, no. Uh, it was crazy. 543 00:18:24,025 --> 00:18:25,392 She kissed me. 544 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:26,726 - Okay, bye. - Wait, where are you going? 545 00:18:26,794 --> 00:18:28,361 - Bye. - No, no, no, no, no. Hey. 546 00:18:28,429 --> 00:18:30,763 April. April! Bye. 547 00:18:34,268 --> 00:18:37,170 Dude, don't even think about kissing me. 548 00:18:37,237 --> 00:18:39,038 And what was your favorite song, Chelsea? 549 00:18:39,106 --> 00:18:40,306 Penne and the jets. 550 00:18:40,374 --> 00:18:41,541 Me too! 551 00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:42,909 Thank you all so much. 552 00:18:42,977 --> 00:18:46,213 With all the parks closed, we've been going crazy. 553 00:18:46,281 --> 00:18:47,214 Oh, it's our pleasure. 554 00:18:47,282 --> 00:18:48,983 Come on. 555 00:18:49,051 --> 00:18:51,085 You guys are the best, 556 00:18:51,153 --> 00:18:52,120 Most important people, 557 00:18:52,188 --> 00:18:53,321 And the most important government 558 00:18:53,389 --> 00:18:54,689 In the best city in the world. 559 00:18:54,757 --> 00:18:57,358 Suck it, Paris, France. 560 00:18:57,426 --> 00:19:00,728 Well, I would say see you tomorrow, but... 561 00:19:00,795 --> 00:19:01,829 Great job. 562 00:19:01,896 --> 00:19:02,830 Good work, Leslie. 563 00:19:02,897 --> 00:19:04,498 - Bye. - Bye, Leslie. 564 00:19:04,566 --> 00:19:06,066 See you soon, I hope. 565 00:19:19,145 --> 00:19:21,614 I liked this a lot better when it was a pit. 566 00:19:22,882 --> 00:19:25,217 Is that weird? 567 00:19:25,285 --> 00:19:29,088 - I'm sorry I called you mark Brendana-quits. 568 00:19:29,156 --> 00:19:31,157 Don't ever apologize to me. 569 00:19:31,225 --> 00:19:32,692 I'm serious. 570 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,761 If--if everyone in government were like you, 571 00:19:34,829 --> 00:19:36,596 Then I would probably still work there. 572 00:19:36,664 --> 00:19:38,866 I got you a going away present. 573 00:19:38,933 --> 00:19:41,302 - You did? - Mm-hmm. 574 00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:42,470 Here. 575 00:19:42,538 --> 00:19:44,038 Red tape. 576 00:19:44,106 --> 00:19:45,674 So you'll never forget your roots. 577 00:19:45,741 --> 00:19:47,409 - That's really nice of you. - Yeah. 578 00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,444 Well, I have something for you too. 579 00:19:49,512 --> 00:19:50,813 You do? 580 00:19:50,881 --> 00:19:53,048 I, um... 581 00:19:53,116 --> 00:19:54,416 Sort of threw together 582 00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:58,152 Some plans for a future park. 583 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:00,321 I couldn't fit everything in that you wanted, 584 00:20:00,389 --> 00:20:01,789 Like the roller coaster or the shark tank, 585 00:20:01,857 --> 00:20:04,625 But I think it's a pretty good start. 586 00:20:06,494 --> 00:20:07,427 Thank you. 587 00:20:07,495 --> 00:20:09,462 You're really welcome. 588 00:20:10,764 --> 00:20:14,767 But, you know, Pawnee's bankrupt. 589 00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:18,237 I doubt I'll get to build a park anytime soon. 590 00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:20,973 I wouldn't bet against you. 591 00:20:25,846 --> 00:20:27,714 See you around. - Mm-hmm. 592 00:20:30,150 --> 00:20:35,153