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Hey, look at you go.

*bleep* yeah.

Amazing! Yes.

If the food is right, everything is right.

I feel like I'’m finally working in a team environment.

♪ Gary does some dishes

Yeah, great.

I want Daisy to feel like she can depend on me as her second.

This is no big deal, I got this.

Do it where the flap covers, so it goes this way.

- Okay.

If a guy is, like, super, super hot,

you won'’t date him if he's not the age group that you like?

Oh my God.

Shut the *bleep* up.

Hey, lady in pink.

What problem?

No, no, no, you take it easy.

So, I have no chance.

I don'’t go out with guys that are my age.

- Can I just say one thing? - Oh.

How is that hanging out for you,

because you'’re single as *bleep*.

Yeah, I threw... exactly. So, that...

so, you just base your opinions around that.

I'’m just not into guys that are my age.

I made a mistake. There'’ll be plenty of mistakes

that you'’ve made that we don'’t know about.

Sounds good!

Just get over it.

You don'’t need to cry and whine about it.

If my mind changes, I'’ll let you know.

No, yeah, fair enough.

This is... oh, my God.

What happened?

You'’re out of diapers, like, same as me.

You don'’t ----ing... you'’ve got less experience

in this business than I do.

I don'’t need someone telling me you'’re so immature.

No, I don'’t.

Shut the *bleep* up, mate, you'’re not ----ing mature.

Good night, youngster.

- Junior deckie. - Bye, Junior.

Junior Deckie!

Gabby?

What?

I feel like I was organized until getting drunk...

Yeah, it'’s so...

...and then I just throw everything around.

Ashley, you need to vacuum the starboard cabin,

the starboard twin and the hallway.

Okay.

All right, cool.

You... you'’ll, you can tell which ones...

- Yeah. - Haven'’t been vacuumed.

It'’s like, ugh.

I'’m not gonna make a big stink about it.

Okay, let'’s go clean, yay!

Junior! Junes!

Yes, sir.

You weren'’t having any of it last night.

No, *bleep* no and I'’m still not having it now.

I think you both have got a crush on each other.

No, absolutely not.

Today'’s the day.

Just gonna try to organize the most I can.

- I'’m gonna go crack on. - Thank you.

You'’re welcome.

Yeah, I thought we had a good night last night.

I also thought we had a good night last night,

until the end of the night.

Look, people get drunk and people have an argument.

Maybe I just heard the whole thing wrong.

Yeah?

Or maybe I just didn'’t like what she said.

Yeah, exactly.

I think speak to her this morning.

- I'’m going to. - Just clear the air.

2023.

You wanna get everything for a wash-down ready.

Make sure you get everything with soap.

- Okay. - Sweet.

Yeah.

Did he say anything about last night?

No, it'’s all good.

I hope we didn'’t wake him up with the little tiff.

What happened last night, why you fight with Tom?

No, Tom was just, like... he'’s, like...

can'’t wrap his head around why I won'’t go out

with somebody my age.

I think y'’all just need to bang it out, honestly.

No!

I was just like, I'’m entitled to my own ----ing opinion.

Like, if you can'’t understand that, then just,

like *bleep* off.

Ah, to be young again.

He likes you.

Well, I don'’t think he would have done that if he didn'’t.

I remember one time I used to work on a boat.

It was all women.

First mate, second officer, everything...

everything was women.

I was young, so I have sex with everyone.

It'’s good for you guys to talk about it.

No, I'’m gonna talk to him, but I was planning on that anyway.

But nobody knew until one day,

they started drinking, and that'’s it...

it was ----ing Marcos, they wanna burn me alive.

Like, I'’m gonna have a conversation with him about it.

They'’re gonna learn the hard way.

Ugh!

Morning, morning, morning.

Good morning, Captain Glenn.

This transom'’s not clean eh?

Yep, that'’s on the to-do list today.

Cool.

Gary, Marcos, and Daisy,

can I get you to meet me in the crew mess

for a preference sheet meeting, please?

On my way.

- Okay, here we are. - Let'’s go.

One there, one there...

- Surprise! - One there...

- Ooh! - Oh, no!

- No! - What?

Oh sh--.

It'’s ----ing Erica, oh, no.

I don'’t know why you guys laughing so much, but...

- We had these guys last year. - Oh, okay.

And I'’ll put it this way, they were very interesting.

Dad always hired people to unpack for me.

He did, so I want to do as little as possible,

Ta-tas for Trump.

Hi, girl, what are you doing?

So, you don'’t have to be here right now.

So, you can wait, because it'’s not ready yet.

It was a really tiring energy to be around.

Charter number two, Erica Rose,

an attorney and mother of two,

is back with her mom, Cindi Rose.

The two have gathered a new group of guests

to experience the luxury

and adventure of sailing in the Mediterranean.

Ooh, they'’re coming with their husbands now,

so it could be a little bit different.

Also coming are Erica'’s good friends Halhe, Susan,

and married couple Janelle and Rhett.

So, because there are seven guests coming on this trip,

Erica and her mom insist that the master

be divided into separate spaces

so that Erica and her husband

have a private space separate from Sandy.

Are we able to do that?

I don'’t think it's feasible to put

the old divider that we have on the boat.

We haven'’t used it for, like, six or seven years.

So, we'’re gonna have to improvise.

Maybe we can, I don'’t know, hang something.

Yeah, for sure.

On night one, the guests are requesting

a steak and scotch dinner party.

On day two, the guests would like a boozy brunch party

on the beach.

On night two, for dinner, they want a decades party

where they will celebrate each decade of the last...

Fifty years.

Erica excepts a higher level of service

than she received last charter season.

Okay, interesting.

This is the worst news ever.

These people are disrespectful, they'’re exhausting,

they'’re emotionally draining,

and the biggest thing for me is they'’re unpredictable.

That'’s what's scary.

I just don'’t want it.

You all right, Dais?

Coming up...

To me, this whole title of second stew,

third stew is a little obsolete right now.

---ing amen.

You know, until Daisy tells me not to...

You don'’t think that know what I'’m doing?

We could probably figure this thing out pretty quickly,

to be honest.

Hose, bucket.

We just suspend it from here, look, all the way along here.

To me, that'’s the best.

for the bathroom, they have a toilet there and a toilet there.

Mm-hmm.

And if they want it divided,

it'’s just a matter of pulling that out and closing it.

Yeah.

We'’ll get some material here as quickly as possible.

- Looking better. - Hey.

Hi.

So, just gonna talk about the charter real quick.

We had the two ladies, Cindi and Erica, last year.

First thing when they came last year,

they wanted their luggage unpacked.

They had so much luggage,

I don'’t have all night to, like, tidy.

No.

So, it'’s just the best I can do.

And we'’re not like their mother.

So, just be prepared.

And you'’re gonna be fine, sweetie.

Yeah, we did a really good job last charter.

Let'’s try and keep it up.

So, we'’re actually gonna do trip on, trip off.

Gabriela will be on mornings...

Okay, so, like, rotate.

So you'’ll be lates this trip, yeah.

- So, if you crack on here... - Okay.

And just go back through everything,

I'’ll come down and check as well.

- Let'’s keep this up. - Wonderful.

- Charter two! - Yes, I'’m so excited.

Yeah.

Marquito!

Hi, Suzanna, it'’s Gary here from sailing yacht Parsifal.

I'’m looking for a piece of cloth,

ideally black material, so a long rectangle.

Hi, this is Daisy calling from sailing yacht Parsifal III.

I need Scotch bottles, cigars by tomorrow.

*bleep* I hate putting cushions on covers.

Somebody shrinking these?

I was hoping to find love this season.

Oh yeah?

You know the first night when we were trying

and you were like, "Yeah, you should get with her, bro,"

but you clearly wanted to go there.

No, I... whoa, no, no, no, I want you to hook up with her.

I think you guys would make a cute couple.

I want you guys to sort it out, I think...

I saw her this morning, and she said...

- It was only a little argument. - It wasn'’t, like, a big deal.

Yeah, but I mean, a little argument

can turn into a massive thing on a boat.

Yeah, I'’m gonna call.

Ashley, Ashley, Tom.

Ooh, she'’s ignoring you, bro.

Ashley, Ashley, Tom.

Why don'’t you go find her in the guest cabin?

I could use a good night'’s sleep.

It'’s just a little dookie. No need to fret.

Hmm, hmm, hmm... ooh!

Are you ignoring my radio call?

Oh, mine'’s turned down.

Look, yeah, I'’m sorry about last night.

I thought that you were saying,

like, oh, you know, he'’s so young when we're,

like, the same age, and that just rubs me up the wrong way.

No, I get that.

I got angry because, like, it'’s, like, my opinion.

I felt patronized that you were saying that

I'’m some, like, little kid.

Oh, I just like guys older than me.

Like, Gary'’s 32, and he's Gary.

I know I can'’t be everyone's cup of tea,

I apologize.

We'’ve got a long season.

- All better. - All better, come on.

I know, no, I was gonna come talk to you anyway.

Okay, good.

So, this, you need to do every night, K2R.

Yeah.

Did we sort out the cabin downstairs?

We'’re just gonna put a cloth divider hanging between.

Okay.

So, those two in the master, she'’s in the other one,

and that'’s your other twin.

I think that'’s us done for the day.

Ashley, have a think about particular decorations you want,

and I'’ll see... - Oh, okay.

What I can source.

They'’re doing a decade party after dinner?

That'’s as good as it'’s gonna get for now.

Ashley.

So, '’70s... disco balls.

Is there an article of, like, clothing or something

that they could get from each decade?

Okay, so they can eat upstairs, right?

Like, up on the flybridge, or no?

Yeah, they can.

So, do we wanna reverse and have them eat on the flybridge,

and then have the party downstairs?

Hey, Ashley, just out of curiosity,

how far on the list did you get?

I'’m helping her with the party planning.

So, like, putting things away, tidying the bar,

that was just, like, totally, like, not important at all?

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I was doing other stuff downstairs.

Am I being bitchy?

I was doing other stuff downstairs.

It'’s fine, the boat'’s looking fine.

We'’ll have plenty of time tomorrow.

Are you happy with it?

Yeah, we have loads of time tomorrow.

Okay, I'’ll just continue to do the things on the list.

That'’s all right, you can finish.

I'’m really hoping that they can tell

I'’m ----ing... I don'’t wanna hear it.

I have so much to deal with.

Those two ----ing girls having an ego trip, no, no, no.

They better find a way to work with each other.

Gary, do you wanna come smoke with me?

Going outside.

Where do you want this?

Nope, I don'’t eat meat, I'’m a pescatarian.

Sometimes I eat meat when I'’m drunk, oops.

What'’s with the attitude from you today?

What do you do when someone doesn'’t do

what you ask them to do?

I was ----ing doing other things for hours.

She wants to be second stew,

and I think she'’s trying to make me look bad at this point.

Even if she'’s trying to make you look bad,

if I call out to you in front of all the crew,

it looks bad on me and it makes you look bad.

I think that'’s really sound advice, thank you.

I reacted, I didn'’t respond well.

I'’m going to say sorry to her in private.

If you'’ve got conflict on a boat,

your problem become everyone else'’s problem on board.

So, pull up your socks and go say sorry.

I will be better.

I appreciate it, thank you, Gary.

Wow.

- I feel like, whew. - Very impressed.

I think this trip we should talk to them

about the menu beforehand.

- Definitely, definitely. - Yeah.

- Can I speak to you? - Sure.

Talks and talks?

Okay.

The way that I called you out in front of everybody

was not cool, and I'’m apologizing for that.

I think I was just nervous that things weren'’t put together,

and I was afraid of what Daisy would think about me.

It was a little rude, but not uncalled for.

I won'’t do that again.

But, like, I think that should have crossed your mind

- before you said it like that. - It should have.

I just think we do have the same amount of experience,

and to me, this whole title of second stew,

third stew, is a little obsolete right now.

Look, I'’m still learning how to manage,

and I'’m apologizing for that.

We both have a year of experience,

but when you don'’t do what I say, it does make me look bad.

I did what you said, I...

Sometimes I feel like you jump over me and...

I don'’t...

it'’s not jumping over you, it'’s talking to Daisy.

- I swear to God. - I don'’t want problems.

Like, there'’s...

There'’s no problems, that's why I'’m apologizing to you.

Listen, but I'’m just... okay, that'’s fine.

So much for taking the high road.

---ing A, man.

Until Daisy tells me not to...

You don'’t know that I know what I'’m doing?

The mentality I'’m going with right now is

we'’re on a level playing field.

Going forward, I don'’t wanna fight with you.

I think you'’re great. I reacted poorly.

Gabriela is not my boss.

Last time I checked,

she'’s not chief stew, so sit down.

I think we'’re good with this conversation.

- Are you really good? - Yes, I'’m fine.

All right, well, I'’m gonna go get some water.

Where is everybody?

- See you at 8:00. - Are you going?

- To bed, yeah. - Really?

Yeah.

I want a good sleep tonight.

Oh, okay, well, then I guess I'’m also going to bed.

*bleep*

Just so you know, they'’re doing a partition,

so it'’s gonna be one room with...

Yeah, which is really annoying.

Okay.

Dislikes, nothin'’, okay.

You need to ----ing highlight that.

Then when he comes to you and says they don'’t like this,

you just say, "Excuse me, pal... dislikes, nothin'’."

Didn'’t even put a "G" on the end, just went for "nothin'’."

Okay, we'’ll see, Charles, if you dislike "nothin'’."

How do we... is the curtain just gonna go around their bed?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

There we go.

Dais, I got a little update in a text.

Yeah?

So, I have an update regarding our guests.

Erica, Cindi, and Charles were all removed

from their flight in Heathrow by the Metropolitan police.

Erica, Cindi, and Charles?

"After an issue with the flight crew, and the result of that,

Cindi missed her connecting flight to Menorca."

I told you they were crazy!

Now you sound crazy.

Well...

So, she will be picked up in the tender

later this afternoon and brought to the yacht.

- Yeah. - Right, okay.

I mean, who gets kicked off a plane?

Well, these guys were taken off the airplane by police.

That'’s pretty impressive. That'’s some crazy people.

That'’s serious stuff.

All crew, all crew, provisions are on the dock.

Ooh, yeah, here we go.

Let me grab these, then, for the refrigerator.

Oh, is this our black cloth?

I'’m gonna keep this for décor tonight.

I'’m gonna go do this curtain thing in the master cabin now.

Do you need help?

Yeah, I probably will need help.

Okay, I'’ll be done in a moment.

So, how are we gonna hang this?

I'’m gonna punch a hole, and then we'’re gonna put these in it.

You like to put things in holes, don'’t you?

Everything is away.

You'’re stupid. The bed!

Oh, no! Crisis.

I think we really need to do this transom door too,

because Glenn said it a few times.

Okay, now we need a ----ing door.

Oh, you actually made it look better than I thought.

Towels, check.

Halyards, I'’ll do that.

Cool, good work, sister.

- You'’re welcome, good job. - Let'’s high five.

- Thank you. - Yeah, you'’re welcome.

That'’ll do, donkey. That'’ll do.

Looks great down here.

- Do you like it? - Super happy.

Good job.

All right, let'’s have a little walkaround.

- Did you guys wash the transom? - Yeah.

Everything looks good.

That does not look done to me. This needs to be shiny.

So, no soap, we literally spray it down and dry it?

Damn it, Tom!

Otherwise, I think the boat'’s looking good, guys.

Bloody go, team, go.

I'’m a rule-follower for the most part,

and I don'’t like to get in trouble.

So, I put a lot of pressure on myself to be good at what I do.

Oh, that'’s making it look worse.

They want it dried, so just do as they said.

All crew, all crew, everyone dress

and make your way to the cockpit.

Let'’s go and get changed, because honestly,

we'’re not gonna get a chance to eat.

But we need to dry this.

Every minute counts. Every minute counts.

All right, let'’s go, come on.

Hold on, I'’m gonna finish drying this.

Hey, hey, hey, Kelsie, you'’re killing me.

Just love me, Daisy, love me.

No! No, you smell.

We can love each other.

No, we can'’t, Gary, get off of me.

You make me smile, I love you.

Gary, Gary, Glenn.

Hey, mate, it looks like the transom hasn'’t been done at all.

Yes, it has.

Okay, copy, I'’ll come and do it.

It needs to be washed, rinsed, and chamoised dry.

Okay, vamos.

Tom and I just did the transom.

You could do all the work that needs to make this thing clean.

If it still looks like sh--, you'’re not done, right?

Can you grab a chamois. Have a look at that vang.

Tell me if you think it'’s clean.

You can'’t just neglect certain things on a superyacht.

Okay, so I'’ll wash and you rinse directly behind me.

Okay.

I don'’t want people to do work, I want results.

Moving forward, it has to be perfect.

Keep an eye out for stuff like that.

All crew, I see the guests coming now.

It does, the water looks so pretty.

Yeah, it'’s nice.

Let'’s get everybody into the cockpit, please.

The transom is done.

Oh, here they go.

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.

Hi.

Transom is done, drain the hose.

Everyone get their water bottles.

All crew, I see the guests.

Let'’s get everybody up into the cockpit, please.

Here we go.

- Oh, okay. - They'’re walking hand in hand.

Shh, shh, shh.

I'’m at the end.

- Hey, guys. - How you doing?

Hi, Erica, welcome back.

Hello.

Oh, yeah, definitely. How are you?

I'’m Daisy, nice to meet you.

- Nice to see you. - This is my husband, Charles.

- I'’m Captain Glenn. - Nice to meet you.

Just head up the gangway

and just kick your shoes off at the top.

It feels more fancy walking around without shoes on.

- Hi. - Hello!

- Here you go. - I'’m Rhett, nice to meet you.

- Marcos, nice to meet you. - Are you the chef?

- Yes. - Oh, my gosh.

- Now the fun part begins. - Yeah, exactly.

Here'’s to an amazing...

- Cheers! - I'’m excited.

L'’chaim!

We'’re happy to welcome you guys all on board.

We'’re looking forward to getting Cindi back on board.

Yes.

We'’ll organize that, no problem.

She'’s coming, she'’s on her way.

Fantastic.

In the meantime, Daisy'’s gonna take you guys for a little tour.

Here, we have flybridge.

So, we just hang out here and get drunk at the bar?

Okay, let'’s organize the luggage.

Boom.

And you obviously have the main saloon here.

This is a nice area to cool down in.

One of these days we'’ll own our own yacht,

and it'’s gonna be bigger than this.

If we go on down here, we'’ll go down to the cabins.

In here, we'’ve got the two twins.

So, these two rooms are identical.

These guys have more luggage for their three days

than I brought for this whole charter season.

This is the master cabin.

I know you requested the room to be split, and...

Oh, this is perfect.

Yeah?

- So, I know him and I... - Chuck and I will be right here.

Yeah, so we...

Because while the kids are away, we'’re gonna be having some sex.

Blegh.

Eugh, God.

This is where I slept last time.

This is the other best couple'’s spot.

Come on!

Whoever'’s in here, like, I'’m loud.

I can go in there, I don'’t care what y'all do.

I have headphones, I'’m cool, dude.

I'’m a grouch in the morning.

- Is that the last one? - Yeah.

So, my mom'’s coming late because down at the airport,

it was a drama.

So, what happened, did you have an argument?

So, like, Chuck and I had upgraded to first class,

so she was in economy comfort or whatever.

She was like, "Can I have an omelette, I don'’t like yoghurt,"

or whatever, and the girl was like, "No."

And then Chuck was sleeping, she had served Chuck his omelette,

and my mom just snuck in there and took it.

- And I rise... - Yeah.

In business class to three cops.

- Yeah. - Fully armed.

All because my mom ate his omelette.

I... I don'’t have words.

You guys are gonna have a great charter, drama-free.

We'’re so excited.

All righty, I'’m gonna fire up now.

Go ahead, pull.

- Nice. - Get the bowline off.

Okay.

Thank you.

All lines clear.

Main is off now.

"Come to my yacht,"

and I'’m like, "That'’s a houseboat."

Crostini with garlic shrimp, avocado, and tomato salsa.

So, he'’s a Gemini, Chuck.

Yeah, I think I'’m a Gemini, and I have a Libra ascendant,

so I come of as a very peaceful dude.

I'’m a Libra.

When really, I'’m crazier than...

Where should I put these?

Just put these in the bridge for now.

- Okay. - Oh, my God.

Thank you. - That is so good.

Neither of my hands have any champagne,

so can I go pour one, or do y'’all get to do it?

No, but let me do that, please.

- That'’s my girl. - I think that'’s us good for now.

You go on your break, and I'’ll see you at 11:00.

Yes.

Can you please send Ashley to go and start unpacking her bags?

- Yeah. - Thanks.

Mm-hmm.

Interior, galley, we'’re gonna start getting sails up now.

Copy.

Ashley, can you please go start unpacking the master?

Yeah.

Let'’s get somebody up to call the mizzen, please.

I feel like this is probably, like,

the perfect amount of wind.

Hold.

Okay, that'’s good, let'’s go to the main.

What flag is that?

That looks like a British flag.

So, we'’re in England, guys.

- Two wraps left. - Gonna be sailing good soon.

Hold, that looks good.

Okay, you can start unfurling.

This might be quite a nice sail, actually.

Ooh, we'’re gonna heel, we'’re gonna heel.

So, we'’re using the complete sails now, no engine?

Yeah, engines off, this is just sailing.

Okay, here we go.

Oh, wow, look at this.

*bleep* me, man.

Jesus.

Sh--.

Okay, that'’s enough.

Oh, my gosh, holy crap.

Fail number one.

Let'’s get a sheet in a little bit.

Oh, my God.

Ah.

Amazing, come out of the channel,

- and the wind dies. - Yeah.

And this is cool, I don'’t know why everybody

wants to chill upstairs. I just chill in here.

On our honeymoon, they had some stone crab

at a steakhouse in Houston.

Mm-hmm?

I must have bought, like, 12 of '’em.

Yeah.

And they were, like, 20 bucks each.

It'’s a very annoying price fluctuation

due to the influx of all the snowbirds all year.

Yeah.

I definitely missed café con leche and a colada,

and all the different variations of Cuban espresso.

I'’m a very good tipper, always have been.

I have, like $3,000 in hundreds for y'’all.

And the most annoying thing about Florida

is the damn toll pays.

Oh, my God, please pray for my sanity.

I might lose my sh-- this charter.

Everybody thinks that I'’m freaking psycho

Frustrating.

I'’d prefer to be feared than loved.

You gotta go check out the views up there.

- All right. - Okay.

Okay, Tom, you'’re calling the mizzen.

We'’ll drop 'em at the same time.

Are you happy where the luff is sitting?

Yeah.

Don'’t like tomato, only eat chicken,

fish, or steak, no lobster.

You can drop, drop, we gotta go to one and a half.

Galveston'’s not quite like this.

It'’s literally, like, poop water.

That'’s one and a half. Good, well done.

- Tom? - Yes.

Is that swim platform open?

- I'’m going on it now, yeah. - Excellent, thanks.

- Glenn...

*bleep* me.

Coming up...

I'’m not gonna eat that, because that'’s gross.

He is so full of sh--.

I'’ve gotten better food at the ballpark.

- Glenn...

*bleep* me.

You'’ll drag the ----ing...

have you seen the marks where the pins come out?

Yeah, don'’t make it into a big deal, it'’s not a big deal.

- It is, you'’ve got... - I... I stopped...

I heard it, I'’ve stopped, we'’ve pulled them in.

You'’ve gotta do the pins first.

I did do the pin, I just didn'’t hold it for long enough.

- Good, that'’s it. - What the *bleep*?

I'’m not liking this attitude right now.

If you try to open the transom door

with the pins locked into it, it can destroy the door,

and then we can'’t take people on and off the boat.

It'’s a serious thing.

Okay, girl.

Ah, so fun.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa... - Jesus, easy, papi.

Well, let'’s just get it in ----ing...

Yeah, but, I mean, you'’re gonna break something in there, bro.

For *bleep*'’s sake.

Just take it easy.

Want to change into your wets?

Yeah.

Gary, Gary, Glenn.

The last guest is ready to be picked up.

Copy.

It is so freaking beautiful.

I mean, it'’s gorgeous, right?

Tom, you wanna come down here for a sec?

Yeah.

What?

Well, you got a bit upset over here.

In my head we stopped, I heard it,

and then I adjusted, and it was fine.

I get it... if the door doesn'’t open,

the pins break, then we haven'’t got a door...

You... you... you ----ed up the paint.

It'’s, like, little things on superyachts,

so just trying to adjust to being very finicky,

the small details count a lot, you know?

Even though I don'’t have much sailing experience,

when it comes to superyachts, I'’m not a ----ing moron.

You'’re gonna have to make that adjustment.

Yeah, I...

Or else there'’s gonna be problems.

There'’s gonna be tiny things that we forget,

so just be patient with me,

because I don'’t know the boat yet.

*bleep*.

Anyway, as long as we'’re cool, that'’s the main thing.

No, of course we are, yeah.

- Cheers. - Cheers, mate.

All good.

- Yeah. - Hello, Cindi.

Welcome.

Thank you.

- There we go, lovely. - Yay.

Glenn, Glenn, Gary.

I'’m coming around.

All crew, all crew, tender'’s on its way back with one guest.

Thank you.

Should we go down to the swim platform?

Here we go.

Can help her get off.

Hello, how are you, I'’m Tom, nice to meet you.

Ugh.

- How you doing, Cindi? - I'’m good.

So nice to see you again, welcome back aboard.

Nice to see you.

Thank you, I'’m excited, it'’s just gorgeous.

They'’re waiting for you just up the stairs.

You take that one, I'’ll get these.

I'’m Gabriela.

Cindi, nice to meet you, Gabriela.

Nice to meet you.

I think there'’s a few guests up in the bow.

Let'’s see if we know what cabin you'’re in,

and you obviously know the boat.

Hi.

Yeah, I'’ll grab that one.

You and Susan have your whole room, just the two of you.

Do you want me to go down real quick

and ask her if the menu'’s okay?

Yeah, so it'’s gonna be watermelon gazpacho,

and then it'’s gonna be entrecôte...

Yeah?

With potato gratin and broccoli mousse.

- Okay. - You remember that?

Let me go check... yeah.

Mom, look, I put my own eyelashes on.

- They look good. - I'’m so proud of you.

Thanks.

Can I interrupt so quickly?

I just wanna double-check the dinner menu...

- Yeah. - For this evening...

- Okay, yeah. - so the chef can get ready.

What he was proposing was watermelon gazpachio...

Gazpacho?

Entrecôte with potato gratin and a broccoli mousse.

Mm.

The entrecôte, so that'’s beef.

No gazpacho? Would you...

Well, not with watermelon in it.

If you want a different type of food, request it now.

No, I don'’t need anything, I really don'’t.

Just tell me what the *bleep* you want.

Okay. Um... Okay.

Sounds like we'’re just eating a bunch of crap.

There'’s definitely tension.

I'’m trying to hold it all as long as possible

because it'’s gonna be me who has to ----ing deal with it.

Charles and Cindi don'’t like the sound

of the watermelon gazpachio.

Okay, I change it. I just gonna make a salad.

For Cindi, maybe, just do the steak,

like, a small steak for her with some vegetables.

She doesn'’t seem like she wants to eat carbs.

- Everything else is fine. - Okay.

You can actually start pulling dinner.

Did the scotch come, Macallan 18?

- Yeah. - Okay, great.

Have it in the...

If you guys are worried about, like, the menu,

we should talk about it with the chef.

- We can go down. - Yeah, should we do that?

- Hello. - The chef!

- Hello. - How you doing, guys?

We wanted to go over the menu again.

So, you guys don'’t want gazpacho, so...

The gazpacho...

I'’m gonna change it to a salad, so...

- Okay. - Yeah.

I'’m making a broccoli mousse.

I don'’t know about "mousse."

Is there any way to make it, like, not like a mousse?

Oh, now I see what Daisy'’s talking about.

Could you do either, like, Brussels in balsamic

or some other type of Brussel...

Oh, like, grilled, grilled vegetables.

Just because you'’re wearing fancy clothes

and you rent a boat doesn'’t mean you have fancy taste buds.

They don'’t know sh-- about the food.

I like my steak medium-plus, no pink.

Yeah, no, I got... oh, medium-plus.

- Okay, good. - Yeah, no pink.

- Okay. - Okay, thank you.

See you later.

Thank you, Chef, appreciate it.

All right, they make it easy for me.

Thank you very much.

Scotch and steak theme.

I'’m gonna go shower real fast so that...

And I'’m gonna go change, too.

I keep on making small mistakes I would never usually make.

Same. Think you'’re tired?

No. I want people to like me.

Like, I do.

Everybody does like you.

Were you there when I snapped at Ashley yesterday?

Yeah.

See, I made a mistake, and I embarrassed myself

Yeah, exactly.

Do you want me to do that for you?

Yeah.

I don'’t really want to, but...

- You want crème brûlée? - Yes!

- I'’ll wash dishes. - Then wash... okay.

Okay.

Do you want me to spray you with some stuff?

No, I'’m good.

You want finishing spray?

- Yeah. - Beautiful!

- That'’s really, really pretty. - I think this is enough.

I'’m ready to take on the night.

- Hey, how are you? - Ooh, look at you!

In my little handmade dress.

I like it, it'’s really nice.

Thank you.

Would you like a drink?

Sure, you recommend whatever you like to make.

Vodka, or what are we thinking?

Whatever'’s the least fattening.

You get a workout.

I know, honestly, I don'’t work out otherwise.

Yeah, you just...

Uh-huh, you get a workout in.

Whenever you wanna sit down for dinner.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, my God This is ----ing...

Holy sh-- dude.

So gross.

Mom, we saved you a seat right in the middle.

Oh, man. Oh.

Okay, Marcos, they'’re sitting at the table.

Thank you.

Okay, smile.

Are you gonna come up with each course?

- Yeah. - Okay, great.

It'’s a man's dinner tonight.

- These ready? - Yeah.

This looks so pretty.

This is a mushroom salad, truffle,

balsamic vinegar, and olive oil.

- It'’s really good. - It'’s good.

This is, like, the best salad I'’ve ever eaten.

Thank you, thank you so much.

You did a pretty good job, brother.

All right, let'’s keep going.

- This is so good. - Enjoy it.

I need a gummy bear or something.

Mm-mmm, mm-mmm, mm-mmm.

It'’s so smooth, this stuff.

Cheers, guys.

How do we say "cheers" in Spanish?

- Salud. - Salud!

L'’chaim!

- Oh, thank you. - Sorry.

Okay, that'’s starters cleared. Whenever you'’re ready, yeah.

Okay.

I can'’t wait to try his steak.

- They all loved it. - Yeah?

Yeah.

- Two medium-rare. - They'’re ready to go?

Yeah.

One medium-well.

Do you want me to bring that up, Dais, or...

Yeah, just know what it is.

A medium-well for Halhe.

Thank you.

Ooh, the steak is coming, babe.

- For you. - Thank you.

And there, for Erica, medium, medium, medium.

There you go.

So, we have grilled vegetable that I kinda make it

like a ratatouille, and I marinade the steak

with chive-garlic-mustard Dijon.

It started off at first I was like, wait a minute,

I don'’t know if I liked it, but I just ate a piece of fat.

Oh, yeah.

Then I got to the meat, then I'’m like,

- All right, good, good, good. - Oh, wait, okay.

- It'’s really good. - It'’s really good.

So, actually, I hate to do this,

but I don'’t like any pink in my steak.

You want it more cooked?

Yeah, I like it, like, completely dark.

Okay.

Ah *bleep*.

I don'’t like steak at all raw.

I don'’t like any pink in my steak.

You want it more cooked?

Yeah, I like it, like... completely dark.

I like my steak medium-plus, no pink.

Okay.

Sh--.

I got you.

Such a waste of a quality piece of meat right there.

She don'’t want it medium, she want it medium-well.

Oh.

In my mind, my job have to be perfect.

This cannot happen again.

Good thing I like vegetables.

Girl, throwing out that shade.

I like steak a few times a year.

Mom, you always eat a good steak.

That'’s not true.

Who was that?

Who sent that back? Erica.

Okay, this plate is hot, okay?

This is a man'’s dinner, it'’s not women's food.

It'’s delicious.

Well, I loved it, I thought it was fantastic.

Do you want my steak?

Ooh, this looks perfect.

This is good for me.

Yum.

What a ----ing day.

- You finish cabins? - Yeah.

- Good job. - Yeah.

- Lovely dinner, everyone. - This was amazing.

That was just about the top five dinner in my life.

Erica, I wanted to talk to you about tomorrow as well.

- Okay. - You have a brunch picnic.

We'’re going night-night.

Do you want that to be, like, breakfast and lunch?

- I think so. - Yeah, like, 11:00ish?

- Yes, that'’s perfect. - Okay.

Okay, great.

- Okay. - Woohoo, I'’m excited.

- See you bright and early. - Later.

Tom Pearson out.

I couldn'’t get it up right now if you paid me.

Not after drinking all day.

Ah...

Good night, thank you for all your help.

Of course, thank you.

So, brunch tomorrow at the beach at 11:00,

so no breakfast and no lunch.

- Perfect. - See you in the morning.

We'’ve got a pretty good anchorage.

We could possibly go around like this, in a circle.

Do you know how to do the log every hour?

Yep.

- Good night, sleep tight. - Good night.

Okay. Good night.

How was your night shift?

It flew by.

All right, good luck out there.

- Go sleep well. - Break a leg, love you.

This is okay for the brunch.

What are you doing?

Fruit platter, smoked salmon, cheese platter, scramble...

oh, breakfast burrito also?

Messing up Erica'’s steak last night really sucks.

I need to pay very close attention from now on.

All right, I think it'’s good.

All right.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

You guys are gonna go to the beach and have brunch today.

We are, I think, like, at 11:00.

Yeah.

I drank a whole bottle of scotch last night,

so I need food now or it'’s just gonna get ugly for everybody.

You guys can eat.

Good morning, sunshine.

The chef is happy to get you something, it'’s no issue at all.

If you let me know,

I can go down and let him know what you'’d like.

What would you like? I don'’t know.

Would you like an omelette,

would you like a breakfast sandwich or a burrito?

Yeah, an omelette'’s fine, an omelette'’s fine,

an omelette'’s fine.

- So, you... - Yeah, an omelette'’s fine.

An omelette, okay.

And anything in your omelette?

Bacon, onions, cheese.

Okay, perfect, I'’ll get you that now for you.

I am so confused.

Not only was this given to me on the preference sheet,

but I also confirmed with the co-primary,

who happens to be your wife...

Morning.

I can get you anything you like.

What would you like?

I like bacon and poached eggs.

- Okay. - Yeah.

I'’ll get that for you now, Cindi.

So, what we'’re gonna do, Tom,

we'’re gonna go to the beach now

and we'’re gonna leave you there to set up.

Yep.

Charles would like an omelette with some bacon,

cheese, and onion, just some normal stuff like that.

Okay.

Cindi would like poached eggs and some bacon.

- Is that okay? - Yeah.

Okay.

What can I get you?

If you can get into the cabins, that'’s great.

Okay.

Whew.

Anybody, food is ready.

Thank you very much.

I think the guests are gonna go at 11:00.

*bleep*

There'’s your omelette.

Perfect.

Very nice.

Charles, can I get you anything?

He'’s, like, examining what'’s not in there.

Would you like another one?

So, bacon, cheese...

Well, I'’ll eat some of this, since...

- Yeah, you can have it. - *bleep* me.

I don'’t like tomatoes in my omelette.

He'’s upset that there's tomatoes in it,

so he'’d like just bacon, egg, and cheese.

This food is a three out of one to 10.

This is like Chili'’s or any, like, fast food...

I don'’t even think it'’s as good as Chili's.

Unfortunately, the steak was disgusting.

But you...

but you said first it was bad, then you said it was good.

Because I didn'’t wanna be mean.

And then I was a little wasted last night.

He meant it was worse than bad.

- Yeah. - It was bad.

That was disgusting.

It was like a flank steak or something.

- Ready. - Thank you.

You'’re welcome.

Oh, so, Daisy, my mom and Chuck have been disappointed.

Don'’t say you weren't because I'’ll be mad.

- No, it'’s not disappointed... - Don'’t say you weren't.

It'’s more like disgusted.

They'’ve been disappointed by the food.

Disgusted.

Let'’s just try here, let's taste this and see if this is putrid.

The guy is just an asshole.

He'’s a child.

Yeah, I don'’t like this either. I don'’t like this either.

He is so full of sh--.

Marcos'’ food is not disgusting.

He was raving about it last night.

That was just about the top five dinner in my life.

Yeah, I'’m not gonna eat that either, because that'’s gross.

This guy is looking for a fight.

He'’s uncultured, unmannered, untraveled.

Chuck, go *bleep* yourself.

I'’ve gotten better food at the ballpark.

Next, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

If people don'’t like the way I act,

then they don'’t need to be around.

It'’s not doing anything.

I wasn'’t sitting on the couch.

Ow sh--!

- I cut my head. - Oh sh--.

Marcos hit his head really bad

and I don'’t really know what to do.

- What? - Oh sh--.

He'’s taken his scalp off.

Whew.

Who'’re you gonna hook up with?

- You. - ----ing hell.

Ah!