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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,149 --> 00:00:19,009 - Let's go, my friend. Bring the beer. 2 00:00:19,902 --> 00:00:21,344 Right on... 3 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,263 (vehicle backing up) 4 00:00:24,282 --> 00:00:26,893 - Okay, Terry. Next time. - Yeah, I'll see you later. 5 00:00:26,911 --> 00:00:28,310 Stick to your word, okay? 6 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,189 - Take care. - Right on! 7 00:00:30,207 --> 00:00:32,024 Sometimes, at parties, you run out of beer. 8 00:00:32,042 --> 00:00:33,734 But that ain't gonna fucking happen today, that's a fact. 9 00:00:33,752 --> 00:00:35,277 Just let her... 10 00:00:35,295 --> 00:00:37,029 (metal creaking) 11 00:00:37,881 --> 00:00:39,030 Going twice! 12 00:00:40,008 --> 00:00:41,116 Fuck... 13 00:00:42,636 --> 00:00:44,886 Fuck me! I'll take it from here. 14 00:00:47,097 --> 00:00:50,542 Tonight, we're havin' a fucking big, big party for fucking Dean. 15 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:51,667 'Cause it's like... 16 00:00:51,686 --> 00:00:54,170 He decided to celebrate his like... health. 17 00:00:54,438 --> 00:00:56,048 He's been healthy for five years. 18 00:00:56,066 --> 00:00:58,634 So we're havin' a... fucking party. It's gonna be awesome. 19 00:00:58,652 --> 00:00:59,719 Fuck...! 20 00:00:59,737 --> 00:01:01,512 (cheering): Cancer free! Cancer free! 21 00:01:01,530 --> 00:01:03,682 - Whoo! (cheering) 22 00:01:03,700 --> 00:01:05,599 Who wants eyes? 23 00:01:05,617 --> 00:01:08,227 The moustache and hair is fixed. 24 00:01:08,245 --> 00:01:10,563 - I'll take the tip. - Save a piece for Tron. 25 00:01:10,623 --> 00:01:12,456 Well, I guess my dick would be right about here. 26 00:01:12,457 --> 00:01:13,817 Tron can chaw on my nutsack. 27 00:01:13,876 --> 00:01:15,109 Dean, get up! Get up! 28 00:01:15,128 --> 00:01:18,656 - (cheering): Cancer free! - Cancer free! 29 00:01:18,674 --> 00:01:21,451 You looked cancer in the face and you told him to fuck off. 30 00:01:21,468 --> 00:01:23,537 I'm real proud of you. Not many people... 31 00:01:23,555 --> 00:01:24,662 Yeah... 32 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:27,665 could do what you've done these last five years, son. 33 00:01:27,683 --> 00:01:29,001 You're so gorgeous... 34 00:01:29,853 --> 00:01:33,337 Yeah, I'd like to say a little hi to fucking Farrel there. 35 00:01:33,397 --> 00:01:35,840 He's looking after my fucking remaining nut. 36 00:01:35,858 --> 00:01:37,174 It was so healthy. 37 00:01:37,192 --> 00:01:40,343 It's, like, I take my gaunch off and it's a fucking shining... 38 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:44,557 beacon of health. 39 00:01:44,575 --> 00:01:45,682 Uh... 40 00:01:46,409 --> 00:01:47,561 Thanks everybody. 41 00:01:47,996 --> 00:01:50,981 You all know about sixty-nine. 42 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:52,525 (shrill scream) 43 00:01:55,754 --> 00:01:58,073 Violence could come from any direction. 44 00:01:59,716 --> 00:02:01,034 (cheering) 45 00:02:01,093 --> 00:02:03,368 Oh, there's a big step comin'. Oh, there it is. 46 00:02:03,387 --> 00:02:04,620 Take a look. 47 00:02:05,722 --> 00:02:07,206 No, move your fucking blindfold. 48 00:02:07,266 --> 00:02:08,876 - Oh... - (laughing) 49 00:02:08,894 --> 00:02:10,461 Whoa! Fuck, yeah! 50 00:02:11,521 --> 00:02:12,588 Yeah! 51 00:02:12,606 --> 00:02:15,217 We're gonna break out through the ice 52 00:02:15,276 --> 00:02:17,343 Shut up! Stop lookin' at me. 53 00:02:17,361 --> 00:02:19,554 Happy fucking testicle, man! 54 00:02:20,156 --> 00:02:21,223 Right on! 55 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:23,099 Yeah, my boy and his balls! 56 00:02:23,116 --> 00:02:24,600 (cheering) Tonight! 57 00:02:24,618 --> 00:02:25,893 Whoo! 58 00:02:25,911 --> 00:02:28,562 Long stick goes boom 59 00:02:34,961 --> 00:02:36,945 Toonies for Terry. Toonies for Terry. 60 00:02:36,963 --> 00:02:39,115 See you, boys and girls. Be good. 61 00:02:39,133 --> 00:02:40,408 Yah-ah! 62 00:02:40,468 --> 00:02:41,534 Hi, son. 63 00:02:41,551 --> 00:02:42,620 Hi. 64 00:02:42,638 --> 00:02:45,706 Hey, I was thinkin' maybe you could... 65 00:02:45,723 --> 00:02:47,290 put me up with a little loan. 66 00:02:47,308 --> 00:02:49,252 - This goes for rent. This goes for groceries. 67 00:02:49,311 --> 00:02:51,378 - Absolutely. - Don't spend it on drugs. 68 00:02:52,063 --> 00:02:53,798 - Bye, Ma. - Bye, son. 69 00:02:54,733 --> 00:02:55,883 Let's do this. 70 00:02:55,942 --> 00:02:57,634 A little cancer free... 71 00:02:57,652 --> 00:02:59,388 LSD! (chuckling) 72 00:03:00,323 --> 00:03:01,556 Right on! 73 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:02,723 Goodnight, darlin'. 74 00:03:02,741 --> 00:03:05,186 - How's your band doin'? - Typical fucking band bullshit. 75 00:03:05,204 --> 00:03:07,646 We need a singer who can fucking sing like so-and-so. 76 00:03:07,664 --> 00:03:09,731 And I'm like, I sing like fucking... Like the Deaner. 77 00:03:09,792 --> 00:03:12,568 I've got a signature sound, you know? That's not good enough for them. 78 00:03:12,586 --> 00:03:13,777 Tron, I told him about it. 79 00:03:13,795 --> 00:03:15,612 He's like, "I'll fucking be there if you're gettin' that much beer". 80 00:03:15,631 --> 00:03:17,739 (loud rap music) 81 00:03:21,135 --> 00:03:24,496 Fucking Deaner! Happy birthday, motherfucker! 82 00:03:24,514 --> 00:03:25,705 Whoo! 83 00:03:25,723 --> 00:03:28,375 You fucking bitch! You fucking birch... Fuck you! 84 00:03:28,393 --> 00:03:31,420 - He's like a 50-50 kinda shower-upper, you know? 85 00:03:32,188 --> 00:03:34,550 - Fuck me, it's fucking Tron! - (cheering) 86 00:03:34,567 --> 00:03:36,676 (cheering): Tron! Tron! Tron! 87 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:38,679 Let's get him fucking goin'! 88 00:03:42,908 --> 00:03:45,519 - Yeah! That's what I thought. - Fuck, yeah! 89 00:03:45,537 --> 00:03:47,228 Did you make a fucking wrong left turn? 90 00:03:47,247 --> 00:03:49,772 I made a right left turn. Then I made a left right turn! 91 00:03:49,790 --> 00:03:50,942 - Then, you need it. - Don't give a fuck. 92 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:52,235 Terry, man. How you been? 93 00:03:52,252 --> 00:03:53,736 - Yeah, fucking good, man. - Where's Deaner at? 94 00:03:53,754 --> 00:03:54,864 He's around somewhere. 95 00:03:54,882 --> 00:03:56,199 Oh, yeah... 96 00:03:56,216 --> 00:03:57,408 No, you're fuck... 97 00:03:57,425 --> 00:03:58,909 Oh, fuck. Where are you goin'? 98 00:03:58,926 --> 00:04:00,118 Oh... piss it. 99 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,247 I'm comin' to getcha. 100 00:04:03,264 --> 00:04:04,497 I'm comin' to get ya. 101 00:04:05,391 --> 00:04:06,959 (panting) 102 00:04:09,187 --> 00:04:10,437 How's the fucking Mac? 103 00:04:10,437 --> 00:04:12,646 Haven't seen you since you went up there, fuck. 104 00:04:12,647 --> 00:04:14,716 I don't know if it's the demons that he's wrestling with... 105 00:04:14,734 --> 00:04:17,468 and because I kicked him to the curb. 106 00:04:17,487 --> 00:04:20,348 This is the best way for him to show me that... 107 00:04:20,406 --> 00:04:22,516 he's good without me and he doesn't need me. 108 00:04:22,576 --> 00:04:25,228 But we're hard, man. We're fucking hard in the Mac! 109 00:04:25,245 --> 00:04:27,521 Hard in the Mac? I don't know what that means, man. 110 00:04:27,581 --> 00:04:30,192 Yo, I got gas 'cause I went fucking science jets. 111 00:04:30,209 --> 00:04:32,610 And if you have to ask you're gonna have to guess 112 00:04:32,629 --> 00:04:35,029 And I get no rest when I'm havin' guests. 113 00:04:35,048 --> 00:04:36,990 'Cause the best guest has to stress excellence. 114 00:04:37,007 --> 00:04:39,117 No better enemy than me My bitter enemy's envy. 115 00:04:39,134 --> 00:04:41,329 The enmity I show to anyone who offends me. 116 00:04:41,346 --> 00:04:43,622 I toss more floss... (Stops abruptly.) 117 00:04:44,516 --> 00:04:46,168 - Shit like that, yo. - Holy fuck! 118 00:04:46,185 --> 00:04:47,877 - Do we really give a fuck? - (cheering) 119 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,754 He's turned into a wild animal. 120 00:04:49,773 --> 00:04:51,048 - MC Tron! - Yeah. 121 00:04:51,108 --> 00:04:52,716 It's crazy how you move with your lips. 122 00:04:52,733 --> 00:04:54,468 It's like poetry. But you're fast. 123 00:04:54,485 --> 00:04:56,720 'Cause I got a lot to say and a short amount of time to say it, what! 124 00:04:56,779 --> 00:04:58,805 - How can you talk, you like... - Like what?! 125 00:05:00,199 --> 00:05:01,348 (screaming) 126 00:05:01,367 --> 00:05:02,432 (loud music) 127 00:05:02,451 --> 00:05:03,725 Stop it! 128 00:05:03,786 --> 00:05:06,646 Help me... 129 00:05:06,663 --> 00:05:08,230 Do you feel how high I am? 130 00:05:08,249 --> 00:05:10,942 I'm living in a palace in Fort Mac, man. An ice palace. 131 00:05:10,961 --> 00:05:12,735 I got a fucking guest ice house. 132 00:05:12,754 --> 00:05:14,237 You wanna get out of this shit, you come work for me. 133 00:05:14,255 --> 00:05:16,408 - You can hire me? - By Monday night, 134 00:05:16,466 --> 00:05:17,742 you got 250 bucks a day. 135 00:05:17,759 --> 00:05:19,661 Bring fucking Deaner, man. I'll hook you guys up. 136 00:05:20,637 --> 00:05:22,079 Fuck, the cord... 137 00:05:22,139 --> 00:05:23,706 Yeah, by next year, you'll be like me. 138 00:05:23,723 --> 00:05:25,750 - You're fucking lying to me, man. - I'm not fucking lying, man. 139 00:05:25,768 --> 00:05:28,420 Look at this shit! It's a fucking denim parka, man. 140 00:05:28,478 --> 00:05:30,422 - (ding!) - (panting) 141 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,550 What do you got, man? It's the same pyjamas. 142 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:33,634 You're right. 143 00:05:33,651 --> 00:05:35,468 Now, your fucking old pyjamas are becoming your new clothes. 144 00:05:35,487 --> 00:05:37,430 - What do you wear for pyjamas? - I'll step it up. 145 00:05:37,490 --> 00:05:38,598 You aren't shit! 146 00:05:38,615 --> 00:05:40,350 (ding!) 147 00:05:40,367 --> 00:05:42,101 (panting) 148 00:05:42,161 --> 00:05:44,103 - Hey, fucking relax. - Yeah. 149 00:05:44,163 --> 00:05:45,980 - This is our last party at our house. We're getting fucking kicked out. 150 00:05:45,999 --> 00:05:48,274 - Okay, you're gett... What? - Kind of evicted a little bit. 151 00:05:48,293 --> 00:05:50,233 It's a fucking eviction party! 152 00:05:50,793 --> 00:05:52,819 Yeah, you fuck! Fuck you all! 153 00:05:52,838 --> 00:05:54,779 Fuck this! (cheering) 154 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:56,324 Wreck this shit! 155 00:05:56,341 --> 00:05:57,783 (heavy metal music) 156 00:06:11,065 --> 00:06:13,593 Got you an eviction present, man. (chainsaw buzzing) 157 00:06:17,531 --> 00:06:18,723 Whoo! 158 00:06:26,625 --> 00:06:27,817 Don't say it... 159 00:06:27,877 --> 00:06:29,319 Okay, Ronnie. 160 00:06:29,377 --> 00:06:30,778 Don't say it, Ronnie! 161 00:06:30,795 --> 00:06:32,654 Κeep your mouth shut. 162 00:06:32,715 --> 00:06:34,074 (cheering) 163 00:06:40,139 --> 00:06:42,497 Hey... Ronnie. 164 00:06:42,514 --> 00:06:44,832 Terry, Ron and Tron. 165 00:06:44,893 --> 00:06:46,584 Terry, Ronnie, Tronnie. 166 00:06:46,603 --> 00:06:47,877 Tron... (laughing) 167 00:06:47,896 --> 00:06:49,588 (chainsaw buzzing) 168 00:06:52,317 --> 00:06:53,718 (shouting) 169 00:06:54,362 --> 00:06:55,970 Ronnie! 170 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:09,026 (smoke detector beeping) (chainsaw buzzing) 171 00:07:10,629 --> 00:07:12,529 Hey, fire! 172 00:07:12,588 --> 00:07:14,031 Fire! (shouting) 173 00:07:16,761 --> 00:07:18,788 Dean? Where the fuck's Dean? 174 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:20,122 (screaming) 175 00:07:21,850 --> 00:07:23,209 Where's Dean?! 176 00:07:23,226 --> 00:07:25,502 - Deaner?! - Dean! Tron! Go... 177 00:07:25,521 --> 00:07:27,045 Dean! Dean! 178 00:07:36,613 --> 00:07:38,932 Get through that wall! Come on! 179 00:07:42,327 --> 00:07:43,644 Dean, come on! 180 00:07:44,622 --> 00:07:45,898 Come on! 181 00:07:48,209 --> 00:07:49,444 Ah...! 182 00:07:49,461 --> 00:07:50,778 Come on! 183 00:07:52,173 --> 00:07:53,781 (screaming) 184 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:55,826 Fucking... 185 00:07:55,843 --> 00:07:57,161 I feel 186 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:02,124 Good sensation 187 00:08:02,141 --> 00:08:04,041 (laughing) 188 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:08,005 And I've been lifted child 189 00:08:08,024 --> 00:08:10,259 Oh no... Oh no...! 190 00:08:10,319 --> 00:08:12,261 By your soul creation 191 00:08:15,656 --> 00:08:18,391 Don't you stop just to look away 192 00:08:18,410 --> 00:08:19,810 Fire! 193 00:08:19,827 --> 00:08:22,562 I want you to listen child 194 00:08:22,579 --> 00:08:23,937 - To what I say - Let's go! 195 00:08:40,515 --> 00:08:41,957 (choking) 196 00:08:46,188 --> 00:08:47,379 Take five! 197 00:08:47,398 --> 00:08:49,466 Take five, Dean. 198 00:08:50,192 --> 00:08:51,467 Can't get it out of me! 199 00:08:51,527 --> 00:08:54,011 (screaming) 200 00:08:54,029 --> 00:08:55,388 Shit! 201 00:08:57,201 --> 00:08:58,308 Calm down. 202 00:08:58,326 --> 00:08:59,644 You're fucking fine. 203 00:08:59,702 --> 00:09:02,313 Saliva's a natural part of the... fucking mouth. 204 00:09:02,331 --> 00:09:04,191 Look at me for a second, fuck. 205 00:09:04,208 --> 00:09:05,692 Tron got us jobs, alright? 206 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:07,945 So just... fucking... (farting) 207 00:09:08,004 --> 00:09:09,238 Oh, did you just fucking shit? 208 00:09:09,254 --> 00:09:10,322 No, I hope not. 209 00:09:10,381 --> 00:09:11,990 It's an evil smell. 210 00:09:12,008 --> 00:09:13,325 You got any Κleenex? 211 00:09:13,342 --> 00:09:14,700 - We're goin' to Fort McMurray. - (Dean burps.) 212 00:09:14,717 --> 00:09:17,202 LubeTube. Hump Dumper's on LubeTube. 213 00:09:19,556 --> 00:09:21,724 We're fucking movin' on like The Littlest Hobo. 214 00:09:21,725 --> 00:09:23,458 Fuck, the plan is to fucking... - Get there. 215 00:09:23,476 --> 00:09:26,712 attack a job and fucking... make it squeal. 216 00:09:26,730 --> 00:09:28,548 I got two skills: this one and this one. 217 00:09:28,566 --> 00:09:29,633 A good pair of skills. 218 00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:31,885 Will you fucking... Get the fuck down! 219 00:09:31,903 --> 00:09:33,471 Why don't you fucking lie down! 220 00:09:33,489 --> 00:09:36,557 Fucking... You're unmanageable. 221 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,476 - Yes... - Hey! 222 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:41,144 (knocking) 223 00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:44,731 - (singing) - Oh, wow! It's Dean. 224 00:09:44,750 --> 00:09:47,360 - Hi! How you doin'? - Daddy! 225 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:48,696 Hey! Hey! Hey! 226 00:09:48,712 --> 00:09:50,072 Chazzenator! 227 00:09:50,090 --> 00:09:51,991 Dominating the chazzitude! 228 00:09:52,009 --> 00:09:53,826 Dean's a good father... 229 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:55,703 in certain regards. 230 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:56,830 Not the ideal picture, 231 00:09:56,889 --> 00:10:00,625 but he brings his own gifts to the role. 232 00:10:01,351 --> 00:10:02,836 Hey! 233 00:10:02,894 --> 00:10:05,129 - I was really hoping you'd have some money for us. 234 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:09,341 He's never officially paid any child support. 235 00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,552 Tron got us sweet jobs. It's worth 35 bucks an hour. 236 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,177 I'm kinda short on gas money. 237 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,639 The first days' pay, I'll just put it in an envelope and... 238 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:17,683 (pop!) ... ship her back to you. 239 00:10:17,743 --> 00:10:19,561 By the time the sun go... You little shit! 240 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:21,687 You know, you do that one more time... 241 00:10:21,748 --> 00:10:23,190 Yeah, I'd say maybe... - Here. 242 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:24,942 Wow... Maybe 100? 243 00:10:26,294 --> 00:10:28,070 Hey, so, what do you want for Christmas, Chaz? 244 00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:29,947 - Goalie pads? - Done! 245 00:10:29,965 --> 00:10:32,533 - Wade got her some. - Yeah? You know what Wade also got? 246 00:10:32,551 --> 00:10:33,701 A big fat ass. 247 00:10:33,759 --> 00:10:36,370 Dean is gonna get you real pads. Okay, you understand? 248 00:10:36,388 --> 00:10:37,495 Understand. 249 00:10:37,514 --> 00:10:38,581 Oh, sweet! 250 00:10:38,599 --> 00:10:40,459 This should keep you a little warmer. 251 00:10:41,686 --> 00:10:43,546 Here's a picture Chastity drew for you. 252 00:10:43,563 --> 00:10:45,798 Oh, Chaz! That's nice. 253 00:10:45,816 --> 00:10:48,801 It's daddy beating the cancer monster. 254 00:10:48,818 --> 00:10:50,345 Just like for the future though, 255 00:10:50,361 --> 00:10:52,846 the bass guitar's only got four tuning pegs on it. 256 00:10:53,115 --> 00:10:55,015 I'm gonna miss you, little guy. 257 00:10:55,825 --> 00:10:58,100 - Love you, daddy. - Well, I love you too. 258 00:10:58,119 --> 00:11:01,647 I'm gonna send you drawings and this and that and the other fucking thing. 259 00:11:01,663 --> 00:11:03,789 I love Dean, you know? 260 00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:05,442 He's the father of my child and... 261 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:08,361 I want him to get his shit together. 262 00:11:08,379 --> 00:11:10,447 He's kind of running out of options. 263 00:11:14,095 --> 00:11:15,495 - Hey, fuck! There's a load of pipes. 264 00:11:15,514 --> 00:11:18,374 The kind of shit we're gonna be doin'. - That's what we're doin', fuck! 265 00:11:18,390 --> 00:11:21,668 - I wanna make a quarter mil a year and get what's mine. Ooh! 266 00:11:21,727 --> 00:11:24,004 - Wussy, you and me are gonna go get fucked tonight. 267 00:11:24,063 --> 00:11:25,923 They're not looking for a fucking family, man. 268 00:11:25,941 --> 00:11:28,174 They're looking for someone like you, who shoots blanks. 269 00:11:28,192 --> 00:11:30,135 Girls don't want that kind of shit. 270 00:11:30,153 --> 00:11:31,929 They got their fucking clocks looking to have babies, 271 00:11:31,947 --> 00:11:33,807 and it's not like something you wanna... be like, 272 00:11:33,823 --> 00:11:37,352 "Oh, how about I'll be your man who can't make fucking babies?" 273 00:11:37,412 --> 00:11:40,690 - If I had that fucking power, you know how I would use it? 274 00:11:40,749 --> 00:11:42,857 I'm like Johnny Anti-Seed. 275 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,695 I'm throwin' out sand that don't grow no orchards. 276 00:11:45,754 --> 00:11:47,195 Girls get off on rumbling buses? 277 00:11:47,212 --> 00:11:49,154 I think it's like the Simon turn on. 278 00:11:49,173 --> 00:11:51,115 Εspecially if they wear light-gray tights. 279 00:11:51,133 --> 00:11:54,326 It just looks like... just the tiniest little wet spot. 280 00:11:54,345 --> 00:11:56,995 I've fingerbanged two chicks on the Greyhound. 281 00:11:57,014 --> 00:11:58,581 Εspecially if they're sittin' on the back seat, 282 00:11:58,599 --> 00:12:01,751 you know that they're just waitin' for someone to come back there. 283 00:12:03,272 --> 00:12:06,006 The seat right by the bathroom, that's like twice as long as the rest. 284 00:12:06,024 --> 00:12:07,091 - Yeah? - Like a three seat? 285 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:08,844 That's the fingerbang bench, man. 286 00:12:14,450 --> 00:12:17,561 - Should we pick him up? - Yeah, yeah! Pull over. Pull over. 287 00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:18,894 Even if he ain't got weed, 288 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:20,730 we'll fucking smoke his backpack or some shit. 289 00:12:20,789 --> 00:12:22,859 - Hey, man! - Hey, hi! Get in. 290 00:12:25,171 --> 00:12:26,572 Got any weed, man? 291 00:12:26,630 --> 00:12:28,907 - Uh, yeah. - Yeah, where are you goin'? 292 00:12:28,966 --> 00:12:30,743 Uh... headin' up to Fort McMurray. 293 00:12:30,802 --> 00:12:32,911 There's actually like a problem with the economy... 294 00:12:32,971 --> 00:12:35,330 and gas and stuff; that's why I'm going to protest up there. 295 00:12:35,347 --> 00:12:37,081 It takes like ten barrels of water... 296 00:12:37,142 --> 00:12:38,957 - for one barrel of oil. - Water's free, man. 297 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,835 - That's like a fucking bargain. - Yeah, that seems like a bargain. 298 00:12:40,852 --> 00:12:43,587 - You can't drink that water 'cause the oil is actually seeping in... 299 00:12:43,605 --> 00:12:46,340 Perfect! We'll use that water to fucking make oil! 300 00:12:46,357 --> 00:12:48,967 - Right now, where would you be if there wasn't any fucking oil? 301 00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:50,971 You'd be fucking out in the cold, waitin' around. 302 00:12:50,989 --> 00:12:52,431 Yeah, I didn't see you fucking... 303 00:12:52,448 --> 00:12:55,184 whitewater rafting your way up to Fort McMurray, man. 304 00:12:55,201 --> 00:12:58,270 These birds that are flying into these lakes of oil, 305 00:12:58,288 --> 00:12:59,730 and they're drowning. 306 00:12:59,749 --> 00:13:02,192 To get the oil... (stuttering loudly) 307 00:13:02,208 --> 00:13:04,652 - I don't need ducks. Fuck ducks. - Well, I mean... 308 00:13:04,669 --> 00:13:06,528 Now I'm movin' at what? 309 00:13:06,547 --> 00:13:08,530 Fuck, 100 km/hour and you're bitchin' about it? 310 00:13:08,548 --> 00:13:11,743 I'd like to see you push it 10 feet. After, you'd be like, kill all the ducks! 311 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,245 I could push the car for 10 feet. That's not a... 312 00:13:13,263 --> 00:13:15,748 Oh, yeah? 10 fucking feet, guy. 313 00:13:15,765 --> 00:13:17,625 Yeah, let's walk a mile and fucking curse you. 314 00:13:17,644 --> 00:13:19,711 Fucking hop out, man. Push it fucking 10 feet. 315 00:13:19,729 --> 00:13:22,254 Start pushing. Then maybe you'll appreciate. 316 00:13:22,273 --> 00:13:23,548 Are you ready? 317 00:13:23,566 --> 00:13:25,133 Go, go, go! 318 00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:26,467 Woo! 319 00:13:26,485 --> 00:13:28,803 One thing with those hippies, they know their dope, man. 320 00:13:30,154 --> 00:13:32,139 He's gonna lay the smackdown 321 00:13:33,991 --> 00:13:36,100 No need for you to fight 322 00:13:37,203 --> 00:13:39,230 Here comes a rock bottom 323 00:13:40,915 --> 00:13:43,025 It's time for you to say goodnight 324 00:13:46,047 --> 00:13:47,280 Oh yeah 325 00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:50,493 - Holy shit! Look at that fucking smokestack. 326 00:13:50,510 --> 00:13:52,495 - Oh...! - Look at that fucking smoke! 327 00:13:52,513 --> 00:13:56,540 - Holy fuck! It's the northern lights! - No, that's a fucking plant, man. 328 00:13:56,557 --> 00:13:58,167 Site byproducts, man. 329 00:13:58,184 --> 00:13:59,710 That's where they take those dino turds 330 00:13:59,727 --> 00:14:01,629 and fucking turn 'em into gold. 331 00:14:01,647 --> 00:14:03,841 - Smoke stacks sittin' on stacks of money. 332 00:14:03,857 --> 00:14:05,216 Ah...! 333 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:08,053 I only want some fossiling jobs! 334 00:14:08,072 --> 00:14:10,139 Smoke me! Whoo! (honking) 335 00:14:10,157 --> 00:14:12,767 Yeah 336 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:19,399 Oh yeah 337 00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:22,525 Woo! 338 00:14:22,585 --> 00:14:24,861 Oh, fuck! There it is, buddy! 339 00:14:24,921 --> 00:14:27,405 There's fucking Fort McMurray, man! 340 00:14:27,423 --> 00:14:29,615 - Right on, man. - Blow our stack in Fort Mac. 341 00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:32,244 - Right on, made it. - Are you sure he can get us jobs? 342 00:14:32,261 --> 00:14:34,496 'Cause seems like there's already a lot of fucking people up here, man. 343 00:14:34,514 --> 00:14:35,664 He said 35 bucks an hour. 344 00:14:35,682 --> 00:14:38,501 Even if we only do fucking half a day, that's like... 345 00:14:38,519 --> 00:14:41,379 - What's four times... - 35. 346 00:14:41,398 --> 00:14:44,424 - 35... four times... - 40. 80... 800 bucks? 347 00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:47,010 Here we come, Fort Mac. 348 00:14:47,070 --> 00:14:49,013 We're fucking on the attack. 349 00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:52,015 Start the car up, man. It's freezing in here. 350 00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:53,850 - Sure this is the right place? - He said Penetron. 351 00:14:53,869 --> 00:14:56,562 I don't know, man. I think he might have been a little loaded. 352 00:14:56,581 --> 00:14:58,315 And he said somethin' like Pentaflacs. 353 00:14:58,331 --> 00:15:01,527 Well, maybe there's two Penetrons. Maybe there's Penetreena. 354 00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:03,738 No. I just don't know what fucking shift he works. 355 00:15:03,755 --> 00:15:06,282 Low-key homies and OGs 356 00:15:06,299 --> 00:15:09,034 Crowd around the block 'cause the talk about me is 357 00:15:09,094 --> 00:15:11,535 Truly madly 358 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,375 That's fucking Tron, man! 359 00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:18,876 (music stops) 360 00:15:20,812 --> 00:15:23,048 Tron! We fucking made it! 361 00:15:23,065 --> 00:15:25,551 - Tronnie leader! - Hey, guys... 362 00:15:25,568 --> 00:15:27,052 Hey, steak eater! 363 00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:28,846 We're fucking here, man. 364 00:15:28,865 --> 00:15:30,349 - Just gettin' to work here. - Whoo! 365 00:15:30,365 --> 00:15:33,225 - Is this your fucking propane? - Terry, Terry! Off the truck. 366 00:15:33,286 --> 00:15:35,394 - So, what are we doin' today? - Dunno. What are you guys doin'? 367 00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:37,063 I gotta go to work here. - Us too, man! 368 00:15:37,123 --> 00:15:38,230 We came here to work. 369 00:15:38,290 --> 00:15:39,899 - Well, you got your work boots? - No...? 370 00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:41,442 - Hard hats, goggles? - Well, fuck... 371 00:15:41,461 --> 00:15:43,320 Come on, Tron! Fuck... 372 00:15:43,337 --> 00:15:45,782 Yeah, you gotta get your safety certificates, uh... 373 00:15:45,799 --> 00:15:48,201 - Just need to see your cards. - Safety certificate? 374 00:15:48,219 --> 00:15:49,827 - I thought you said we were already hired? 375 00:15:49,846 --> 00:15:50,955 Okay, guys. See you tonight. 376 00:15:50,971 --> 00:15:53,206 Is that where the lunchroom is? 377 00:15:53,225 --> 00:15:54,290 (buzzer) 378 00:15:54,308 --> 00:15:56,543 Tron? (door closing) 379 00:15:57,354 --> 00:15:58,586 Well, what the fuck? 380 00:15:58,647 --> 00:16:01,590 We got the fucking day off. I didn't feel like working anyway, fuck. 381 00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:03,256 Let's go get safe. Βeer me. 382 00:16:03,317 --> 00:16:05,426 (engine starting) 383 00:16:06,695 --> 00:16:09,721 Hard hat, safety shades and steel toe boots. 384 00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:12,557 That's an absolute minimum. You can't fake a hard hat. 385 00:16:12,576 --> 00:16:14,559 Rip off the fucking safety tags. 386 00:16:14,577 --> 00:16:16,980 - Cut off the tag. - Look! Yeah, man. We're safety. 387 00:16:16,998 --> 00:16:18,899 Yeah, we got steel toes. Don't need 'em. 388 00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,943 - We're gonna be doing that. - Sparky. 389 00:16:21,837 --> 00:16:23,153 (mimicking blow torch) 390 00:16:23,172 --> 00:16:24,905 Check that guy... 391 00:16:24,923 --> 00:16:26,198 Hey... 392 00:16:26,216 --> 00:16:27,450 I'm gonna save my quarters. 393 00:16:27,467 --> 00:16:29,995 So I'm gonna give you a bunch of dimes here, sorry. 394 00:16:30,011 --> 00:16:31,495 One, two... 395 00:16:31,514 --> 00:16:32,913 three, four... 396 00:16:32,932 --> 00:16:34,765 We should like test these out. 397 00:16:34,767 --> 00:16:36,751 - You can do that... - (bang!) 398 00:16:36,769 --> 00:16:37,836 Oh, fuck. 399 00:16:37,855 --> 00:16:40,463 - Look, that guy's taking five. - A 250-pound five. 400 00:16:40,481 --> 00:16:42,216 Not that I'm totally... sure... 401 00:16:42,277 --> 00:16:44,344 what we're gonna be doin'. 402 00:16:44,361 --> 00:16:46,554 Know that we both know that we don't know what we're doin'. 403 00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,222 Knowledge of nonknowledge is power. 404 00:16:48,950 --> 00:16:50,142 Alright, listen up. 405 00:16:50,158 --> 00:16:51,434 (motor running on TV audio) 406 00:16:51,451 --> 00:16:52,811 Watch the video. 407 00:16:53,326 --> 00:16:56,105 - (man screaming) - When the video's finished, 408 00:16:56,123 --> 00:16:57,605 fill out these exams. 409 00:16:57,624 --> 00:16:59,274 Pass 'em down. 410 00:16:59,334 --> 00:17:00,942 (TV): It usually starts with a bad idea. 411 00:17:01,043 --> 00:17:03,446 Fuck, nothing could possibly happen with him, he's... 412 00:17:03,462 --> 00:17:05,364 Oh! Check that! 413 00:17:05,382 --> 00:17:08,410 - Good thing he's got his hard hat on. - He's goin' for a quick dip to cool off. 414 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:11,163 Yeah. Oh, fuck, it's just so hot today. 415 00:17:11,181 --> 00:17:13,724 - I got a bad feeling about this. - (screaming) 416 00:17:13,726 --> 00:17:15,835 - Oh, fuck! - Oh, yeah! 417 00:17:15,853 --> 00:17:18,712 Okay... C-D-C. 418 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,465 I don't need to cheat, fuck! It's A-C-D-C, man. 419 00:17:21,482 --> 00:17:23,009 You know, I ain't fucking bothering writing shit. 420 00:17:23,027 --> 00:17:25,219 - (alarm) - Go! Go! 421 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,721 See? Fuck! 422 00:17:26,739 --> 00:17:28,390 Look! 423 00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:30,349 You fucker. 424 00:17:32,203 --> 00:17:34,855 - (alarm) - (coughing) 425 00:17:34,874 --> 00:17:36,398 Fuck off, chief! 426 00:17:36,459 --> 00:17:38,026 (coughing) 427 00:17:38,044 --> 00:17:39,527 - Fuck you! - Woo! 428 00:17:39,545 --> 00:17:42,363 If this was a real life situation, most of you would be dead. 429 00:17:42,381 --> 00:17:43,990 Here's your certificate. 430 00:17:44,008 --> 00:17:45,199 Right on! 431 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,410 Fucking teeters, man. 432 00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:51,038 Let's go see some fucking titties. 433 00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:55,250 Fucking awesome. 434 00:17:55,268 --> 00:17:59,422 Welcome Platinum Alexis! 435 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,257 (mimicking Indian scream) 436 00:18:01,317 --> 00:18:03,259 You figure an elder knitted that... 437 00:18:03,278 --> 00:18:05,261 and just like gave it to any old peeler? It's fucked up. 438 00:18:05,279 --> 00:18:08,057 You need like a fucking special status card to get that shit. 439 00:18:08,075 --> 00:18:09,682 Way over shot. 440 00:18:09,701 --> 00:18:12,560 Do I get it back if it goes on the bronze? Is it like at the carnival? 441 00:18:13,038 --> 00:18:15,314 (slow music) 442 00:18:15,332 --> 00:18:18,150 Fuck, it's foaming all over the place. 443 00:18:18,167 --> 00:18:19,277 Hurry, go! 444 00:18:19,336 --> 00:18:20,487 We're clear? 445 00:18:20,505 --> 00:18:21,946 I'm keeping you in sight 446 00:18:22,006 --> 00:18:23,240 Here we go. 447 00:18:23,258 --> 00:18:24,700 You're a candle in the window 448 00:18:24,718 --> 00:18:26,118 Hey! 449 00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:27,702 On a cold dark winter's night 450 00:18:27,721 --> 00:18:29,247 Oh, fuck... 451 00:18:29,263 --> 00:18:31,624 - Do you want me to bounce your fucking asses out of here? 452 00:18:31,642 --> 00:18:33,291 It'll happen in two seconds. 453 00:18:33,352 --> 00:18:35,211 - Yeah, it's just... we're down on our luck a little bit. 454 00:18:35,229 --> 00:18:36,711 Give me the fucking beer. 455 00:18:37,939 --> 00:18:40,048 You're lucky that I'm in a good fucking mood today. 456 00:18:40,066 --> 00:18:42,608 Yeah, you look like you're in a good mood. 457 00:18:42,609 --> 00:18:45,804 - Look, we're really sorry about that. - You'll have to order a pitcher to stay. 458 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,388 I would like to order more. 459 00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:50,308 I'm down to my last fucking shrapnel here. 460 00:18:50,368 --> 00:18:52,310 Here, just give me everything you've got, Dean. 461 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:55,315 A little tip. Here, fuck. You can just have it. 462 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:56,692 Here you go. 463 00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:59,486 - That's it! That's all we got, man! - Can you bring us our change, please? 464 00:18:59,878 --> 00:19:01,238 You want your change? 465 00:19:01,964 --> 00:19:03,656 You... you can keep the change. 466 00:19:03,674 --> 00:19:07,493 'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore 467 00:19:09,596 --> 00:19:11,165 (laughing) 468 00:19:11,224 --> 00:19:13,209 I've forgotten what I started fighting for 469 00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:15,086 Fucking cranked on the nuts with his spare hand. 470 00:19:15,105 --> 00:19:16,922 Wouldn't want to get a hand job from that guy. 471 00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:18,883 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, fuck! Tron! 472 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,259 (together): Tron! 473 00:19:20,277 --> 00:19:21,634 Tron! 474 00:19:21,653 --> 00:19:22,720 - Woo! - (Tron): Holy shit... 475 00:19:22,738 --> 00:19:24,180 - Hey, buddy! Tron! - Fuck! 476 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,307 We got at front row. 477 00:19:26,324 --> 00:19:27,432 - Tron! - Tron! 478 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,057 Fucking, the instigator, man! 479 00:19:29,076 --> 00:19:31,810 - How you doin', buddy? - How's it goin', man? 480 00:19:31,828 --> 00:19:34,355 - How do you know these guys? - I think I know 'em from Calgary. 481 00:19:34,414 --> 00:19:36,607 Fuck, we go way back. Before you had a penis, man! 482 00:19:36,625 --> 00:19:38,026 (laughing) 483 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,443 Every time I look at your mouth, 484 00:19:39,462 --> 00:19:41,238 I just fucking think of you rappin'. 485 00:19:41,256 --> 00:19:43,615 Yeah! Rappin'! 486 00:19:43,633 --> 00:19:45,076 - Rappin'? - Rap's crap, man. 487 00:19:45,094 --> 00:19:47,537 It's not even music. No, I don't rap. 488 00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:50,999 - We got our certificates. - Oh, fuck, yeah! 489 00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:52,083 We're certified, man. 490 00:19:52,101 --> 00:19:54,501 I just don't think we got the room right now, but... 491 00:19:54,519 --> 00:19:56,755 - You said just show up! - You said you had lots ofjobs! 492 00:19:56,772 --> 00:19:58,214 - Just a sec. Guys. - Yeah, right on. 493 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,049 Good to see you, man. - What are you doing here? 494 00:20:00,108 --> 00:20:01,844 You said we could stay in your ice palace. 495 00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:03,511 Do you have any idea where you are right now? 496 00:20:03,529 --> 00:20:04,805 - Fort McMurray. - What? 497 00:20:04,823 --> 00:20:07,476 - This is the Mac. - We took the course. We're good to go. 498 00:20:07,493 --> 00:20:09,102 Yeah, you took the safety course. 499 00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:11,313 So, yeah, you know what to expect in the Mac. Well, you don't know shit. 500 00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:13,981 Not ready to lose a limb out there? I seen guys get decapitated. 501 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,442 Guys walking around with their shoulder bones stickin' out, no arm. 502 00:20:16,461 --> 00:20:18,193 Is that what you guys want? Want no arms? 503 00:20:18,211 --> 00:20:21,364 (whispering): The Mac... She's a cruel mistress. 504 00:20:21,381 --> 00:20:23,324 And she will freeze you 505 00:20:23,342 --> 00:20:24,991 if you don't love her... 506 00:20:25,009 --> 00:20:26,868 the way we all love her up here. 507 00:20:27,471 --> 00:20:29,788 We are the Mac. Are you the Mac? 508 00:20:29,807 --> 00:20:30,874 Yeah. 509 00:20:30,892 --> 00:20:32,291 Introduce us to her. 510 00:20:33,060 --> 00:20:35,712 - So do we got jobs or what, man? - Come on, like... 511 00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:37,673 I ain't goin' back to no fucking shithole. 512 00:20:39,818 --> 00:20:41,760 - I guess so. - Yeah! 513 00:20:41,778 --> 00:20:43,054 Ayo! 514 00:20:43,072 --> 00:20:44,931 Fuck, we got jobs, Terry! 515 00:20:44,949 --> 00:20:47,057 (exclaiming) 516 00:20:48,701 --> 00:20:50,060 You got the first one. 517 00:20:50,078 --> 00:20:51,688 We got you some fresh meat, Trish. 518 00:20:51,704 --> 00:20:53,565 At least it's not a lean cut. 519 00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:54,942 (men): Oh! (laughing) 520 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,067 Cheers! 521 00:20:56,086 --> 00:20:57,278 (cheering) 522 00:20:57,296 --> 00:20:58,863 (laughing) 523 00:20:58,881 --> 00:21:00,906 (chuckling) Don't have too much fun. 524 00:21:00,924 --> 00:21:02,909 We don't really got no place to stay. 525 00:21:02,926 --> 00:21:04,118 Where do people live around here? 526 00:21:04,136 --> 00:21:06,246 - They got a parking lot here. - It's fucking cold out. 527 00:21:06,263 --> 00:21:08,871 - Trish will keep you warm. - (laughing) 528 00:21:08,890 --> 00:21:11,791 Get the fuck out of here! 529 00:21:13,478 --> 00:21:16,587 (Dean): Bad the good moves tonight. 530 00:21:16,647 --> 00:21:19,299 You're drivin' on the wrong side of the road, Terry. 531 00:21:21,945 --> 00:21:23,137 (Dean mumbling.) 532 00:21:25,157 --> 00:21:26,683 (mumbling) 533 00:21:27,827 --> 00:21:29,228 (laughing) 534 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,814 Put her in neutral. Just park it. 535 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,106 Nighty night. 536 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,119 (mixed conversations) 537 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,131 Here, let's go. 538 00:21:55,191 --> 00:21:56,923 Yep. 539 00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:59,719 Thomas... You three. 540 00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:03,012 Do you know when Tron's comin'? 541 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:04,306 (coughing) 542 00:22:04,949 --> 00:22:06,849 Come on, guys. Let's get to work. 543 00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,731 (mimicking rock guitar) 544 00:22:19,215 --> 00:22:21,325 (grumbling) 545 00:22:24,596 --> 00:22:26,497 Well, what the fuck are we doin' out here then, Terry? 546 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,915 - Well, let's fucking go! - Here he fucking is! 547 00:22:28,933 --> 00:22:30,084 There he is! 548 00:22:30,101 --> 00:22:32,336 Fucking glad you fucking made it! 549 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,087 Thanks for stoppin' by! 550 00:22:34,105 --> 00:22:35,632 - Hey, Tron! - Tron! 551 00:22:35,650 --> 00:22:37,509 Tron, what the fuck is the matter with you?! 552 00:22:37,567 --> 00:22:40,136 You're fucking behind on the job and you're fucking late. 553 00:22:40,154 --> 00:22:43,057 Get going and take these two assholes with ya. 554 00:22:43,075 --> 00:22:45,976 - No, get in the back. - This is the back. 555 00:22:45,993 --> 00:22:47,478 No, the fucking back. 556 00:22:47,828 --> 00:22:49,230 (honking) 557 00:22:51,414 --> 00:22:53,400 (country music) 558 00:22:54,751 --> 00:22:56,861 (beep!) (rap music) 559 00:23:06,222 --> 00:23:08,416 - Here you go. - Hey, thanks, man. 560 00:23:08,433 --> 00:23:09,542 Couple double. 561 00:23:09,559 --> 00:23:10,669 Couple double! 562 00:23:10,686 --> 00:23:13,672 Tron, I could go for a fucking coffee too. 563 00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:15,214 Breakfast sandwiches. 564 00:23:15,232 --> 00:23:17,217 - Breakfast sandwich? - Breakfast sandwich. 565 00:23:17,277 --> 00:23:19,678 Flowers that blossom in autumn are doomed 566 00:23:19,695 --> 00:23:21,221 To never bloom 567 00:23:21,489 --> 00:23:23,140 They fluster when the frost hits 568 00:23:23,156 --> 00:23:24,391 Like the frosted tips 569 00:23:24,409 --> 00:23:26,059 On split ends that get snipped 570 00:23:26,077 --> 00:23:28,229 So the root is a rip 571 00:23:28,288 --> 00:23:30,273 My rap stroke back like the hair on my back 572 00:23:30,291 --> 00:23:32,984 My backpack will be attached with a Velcro patch 573 00:23:33,002 --> 00:23:34,694 Seriously! Let's fucking stop! 574 00:23:34,712 --> 00:23:36,864 The fucking Earth is farting. 575 00:23:36,881 --> 00:23:38,824 (coughing) I'm glacier fresh 576 00:23:38,842 --> 00:23:40,951 (rock music) 577 00:23:49,018 --> 00:23:50,125 Hurry up! 578 00:23:51,228 --> 00:23:52,795 Since I was a young man 579 00:23:54,189 --> 00:23:55,339 Terry! 580 00:23:55,482 --> 00:23:57,092 Get that down over there! 581 00:23:57,109 --> 00:23:58,176 Fuck! 582 00:23:58,193 --> 00:23:59,679 Made sacrifices 583 00:23:59,697 --> 00:24:02,432 For the greater good 584 00:24:02,450 --> 00:24:04,851 But I'm just working 585 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:07,854 (loud machinery) 586 00:24:07,872 --> 00:24:09,771 - Move it out. - (truck beeping) 587 00:24:09,789 --> 00:24:12,858 When the work is gettin' you 588 00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:14,652 Take it back to the country 589 00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,363 What is this?! 590 00:24:16,381 --> 00:24:18,781 This is a stack of timber. On the road! 591 00:24:18,799 --> 00:24:20,618 You're fucking up the flow of oil. 592 00:24:20,635 --> 00:24:22,119 Forget it! - Sorry. 593 00:24:22,137 --> 00:24:24,580 Pipe heating. You heat... the pipe. 594 00:24:24,598 --> 00:24:25,957 Whoo! 595 00:24:26,308 --> 00:24:27,834 Yeah... 596 00:24:28,269 --> 00:24:29,419 Jesus Christ! 597 00:24:29,436 --> 00:24:31,837 He's ruining the pipe! You dog fuckin' fairy! 598 00:24:31,855 --> 00:24:33,713 Oh, fuck! 599 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:35,758 - Woo! (laughing) 600 00:24:35,776 --> 00:24:37,884 (screaming) 601 00:24:39,738 --> 00:24:41,180 - Let him burn, man! Let him burn! - (cheering) 602 00:24:41,198 --> 00:24:43,097 Somebody fucking help! Help me! 603 00:24:43,115 --> 00:24:44,391 That buddy of yours, Damian, 604 00:24:44,451 --> 00:24:45,934 did he get his workman's comp? 605 00:24:45,952 --> 00:24:47,354 He took a bunch of oxys... 606 00:24:47,372 --> 00:24:49,940 and drove over his own hand on purpose... 607 00:24:49,957 --> 00:24:52,652 Fucked his hand for life, but I don't really think he cares. 608 00:24:52,669 --> 00:24:53,903 He's sittin' around making 80%. 609 00:24:53,921 --> 00:24:56,029 Like he just... said, "My hand's fucked up... 610 00:24:56,048 --> 00:24:58,449 - and it was at work?" - Yeah. Workers' comp. 611 00:24:58,467 --> 00:25:00,284 How long did he have to work to get that? 612 00:25:00,301 --> 00:25:02,577 - Kicks in your first day. - Deadly, man. 613 00:25:02,596 --> 00:25:04,579 (vehicle backing up) 614 00:25:04,597 --> 00:25:07,333 I've been up here about a year and two months. 615 00:25:07,352 --> 00:25:09,044 I've already made over $300,000. 616 00:25:09,061 --> 00:25:10,628 And I'm already a spacer. 617 00:25:10,688 --> 00:25:12,382 Basically, my job is to... 618 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,092 line up the two pieces of pipe. 619 00:25:14,109 --> 00:25:15,884 You got a good spacer, 620 00:25:15,903 --> 00:25:17,636 you got a good pipeline crew. 621 00:25:20,281 --> 00:25:22,976 If you can hold your drugs... Oh, yeah. 622 00:25:22,992 --> 00:25:24,392 You know, then you can hold your job, 623 00:25:24,411 --> 00:25:26,644 then, I dunno, maybe it's not a problem. 624 00:25:27,622 --> 00:25:29,314 Terry's a typical green guy, you know? 625 00:25:29,374 --> 00:25:31,525 At least he's tryin'. He's listenin'. He doesn't know shit. 626 00:25:31,542 --> 00:25:33,359 He's holding shit up, but fucking Deaner, man! 627 00:25:33,377 --> 00:25:34,819 I never seen anyone fuck a dog like that. 628 00:25:34,837 --> 00:25:36,822 He's like the master of doggy style. 629 00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:39,450 Fuck, man. I'm tryin' to space, right? It's my job. 630 00:25:39,468 --> 00:25:42,162 And he's in my space. Fuck, Dean! 631 00:25:42,180 --> 00:25:43,454 Hustle! 632 00:25:43,472 --> 00:25:46,040 Fucking freezing. I don't have the clothes you guys got on. 633 00:25:46,058 --> 00:25:49,044 You got a ladies'... fucking snowmobile suit. 634 00:25:50,313 --> 00:25:52,506 Where does that go?! Fuck! 635 00:25:57,653 --> 00:25:59,346 Good job. Right about 20 minutes. 636 00:25:59,365 --> 00:26:02,308 Hey, Dean! Dogfucker! Finish this one up then we're done. 637 00:26:02,326 --> 00:26:04,019 Shut her down, boys! 638 00:26:04,078 --> 00:26:05,855 Alright... Argh! 639 00:26:06,874 --> 00:26:08,523 Eight hours, regular time... 640 00:26:08,541 --> 00:26:11,818 four hours, time and a half, two hours, double time. 641 00:26:11,836 --> 00:26:14,821 So, it's 425 each. Should be... uh... 800. 642 00:26:14,839 --> 00:26:17,699 - Right fucking on! - Whoo! 643 00:26:17,717 --> 00:26:19,784 - Go to Peelers'. - Fucking Terry! 644 00:26:19,801 --> 00:26:21,911 We're wealthy, man! 645 00:26:22,430 --> 00:26:24,079 Show her you love her! 646 00:26:24,097 --> 00:26:25,874 (cheering) 647 00:26:26,267 --> 00:26:27,541 Yeah, let's just... 648 00:26:27,559 --> 00:26:28,877 I'm gonna drown myself. 649 00:26:28,936 --> 00:26:31,172 This is a fucking day's work, guys. 650 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,049 This is a fucking day's net work. 651 00:26:33,067 --> 00:26:34,384 Fucking pound this. 652 00:26:35,778 --> 00:26:37,887 (cheering) 653 00:26:39,449 --> 00:26:41,642 Κeep fucking goin'. 654 00:26:41,659 --> 00:26:47,730 (cheering) 655 00:26:47,789 --> 00:26:49,441 Yeah, he's gurglin'. 656 00:26:50,085 --> 00:26:52,194 (rock music) 657 00:26:53,964 --> 00:26:55,782 Okay. One more. 658 00:26:58,260 --> 00:27:00,663 - Yeah! - (machine): Bingo! 659 00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,498 - Here, Tom! - There's one. 660 00:27:02,516 --> 00:27:03,707 Number two! 661 00:27:03,724 --> 00:27:05,209 So, you fucked Trish. Pencil dick, 662 00:27:05,227 --> 00:27:06,625 did you fuck Trish? 663 00:27:06,644 --> 00:27:08,670 - Did you fuck Trish? - (laughing) 664 00:27:08,686 --> 00:27:11,631 Am I seriously the only guy at this table that ain't been down that road? 665 00:27:11,648 --> 00:27:12,882 Oh, you will be. 666 00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:14,717 - Get him! Get him! Get him! - Reload. 667 00:27:14,734 --> 00:27:15,926 You suck! 668 00:27:16,737 --> 00:27:18,554 This gun ain't fucking workin', man. 669 00:27:18,571 --> 00:27:21,057 Yeah, it's workin'. I'm just better than you. 670 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:23,644 Whoa! Whoa! I'm a deer. 671 00:27:23,663 --> 00:27:25,939 Take your pants down. Just kidding. 672 00:27:25,957 --> 00:27:28,400 Oh! Oh! No, I'm joking. 673 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:36,950 (chuckling) 674 00:27:36,968 --> 00:27:41,122 We both lie silently still in the dead of the night 675 00:27:42,891 --> 00:27:45,961 Although we both lie close together 676 00:27:46,854 --> 00:27:49,088 We feel miles apart inside 677 00:27:49,106 --> 00:27:53,134 Was it something I said or something I did 678 00:27:53,193 --> 00:27:55,971 Did my words not come out right 679 00:27:56,322 --> 00:27:59,597 Though I tried not to hurt you 680 00:27:59,615 --> 00:28:01,683 Though I tried 681 00:28:01,701 --> 00:28:04,269 But I guess that's why they say 682 00:28:04,288 --> 00:28:07,940 Every rose has its thorn 683 00:28:09,667 --> 00:28:13,880 Just like every night 684 00:28:13,881 --> 00:28:16,366 Has its dawn 685 00:28:16,384 --> 00:28:20,680 Just like every cowboy 686 00:28:20,681 --> 00:28:23,624 Sings a sad sad song 687 00:28:24,602 --> 00:28:28,045 Every rose has its thorn 688 00:28:32,861 --> 00:28:34,302 (laughing) 689 00:28:35,654 --> 00:28:37,265 That number again! 690 00:28:37,325 --> 00:28:38,932 Hmm... 691 00:28:41,662 --> 00:28:43,104 Home sweet home. 692 00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,272 Hey, nice fucking big beds, man. 693 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:46,691 Which one's your bed? 694 00:28:49,627 --> 00:28:51,444 (mumbling) 695 00:28:52,756 --> 00:28:54,948 Just like every night 696 00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:57,451 Has its dawn 697 00:28:57,509 --> 00:28:59,787 - (loud kissing) - Yep... 698 00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:00,996 Ah... 699 00:29:02,642 --> 00:29:04,083 Ah...! (spitting) 700 00:29:04,101 --> 00:29:05,335 Whoa... 701 00:29:06,563 --> 00:29:08,631 This is... fucking... 702 00:29:08,648 --> 00:29:09,964 ...so spicy. 703 00:29:09,982 --> 00:29:12,468 Every rose has its thorn 704 00:29:15,655 --> 00:29:16,931 (moaning) 705 00:29:20,285 --> 00:29:22,310 - Come on! Come on! Come on, Mike. 706 00:29:22,371 --> 00:29:24,271 Whoa! Whoa... 707 00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:27,484 Is that clean? 708 00:29:27,502 --> 00:29:28,670 - My dick? - No, man. 709 00:29:28,671 --> 00:29:30,445 I got clean stuff. You need some? 710 00:29:30,463 --> 00:29:32,280 Well, what about weed? 711 00:29:32,298 --> 00:29:33,990 Nobody gives a fuck about weed, man. 712 00:29:34,009 --> 00:29:36,117 (dripping water) 713 00:29:39,390 --> 00:29:40,454 Well, look at this. 714 00:29:40,515 --> 00:29:41,789 Here you go. 715 00:29:41,807 --> 00:29:42,958 Bring it on! 716 00:29:42,974 --> 00:29:46,269 Here you go. And you... Good news: You made the crew. 717 00:29:46,269 --> 00:29:49,756 - Terry! We're part of the fucking crew. - Thanks, boss. Βoss. 718 00:29:49,816 --> 00:29:51,924 - This better be fucking clean, Tron. - It's good piss. 719 00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:54,929 I'll take the entire amount, please. 720 00:29:54,947 --> 00:29:57,098 Come to Deaner! 721 00:29:57,116 --> 00:29:58,349 Aow! 722 00:29:58,367 --> 00:29:59,643 What if there's a fucking fire? 723 00:29:59,661 --> 00:30:01,936 I take a quarter out of every dollar and I put it under my pillow. 724 00:30:01,996 --> 00:30:03,438 Quarters don't burn. 725 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:06,567 (whistling) 726 00:30:08,502 --> 00:30:10,403 Oh... fuck! 727 00:30:10,422 --> 00:30:11,696 Warlock! 728 00:30:14,676 --> 00:30:16,493 Terry, it's a fucking Warlock, man! 729 00:30:16,511 --> 00:30:20,332 The most evil bass you could possibly purchase with money. 730 00:30:20,349 --> 00:30:22,209 Which one can you purchase without money? 731 00:30:22,227 --> 00:30:24,127 Well, you'd have to talk to Satan about that. 732 00:30:24,855 --> 00:30:27,463 Alright, thanks, chief. Take her sleazy. 733 00:30:28,442 --> 00:30:29,633 (ding! dong!) 734 00:30:30,443 --> 00:30:31,634 - Hey! - Hey, Terry! 735 00:30:31,693 --> 00:30:34,554 - Fuck, you got a lot of shit in there. - I'm a lady. 736 00:30:34,572 --> 00:30:36,806 - I need to bring my potions. - Holy shit! 737 00:30:36,824 --> 00:30:38,307 Dean! Get in the back. 738 00:30:38,325 --> 00:30:41,144 - What are you talking' about, man! - In the back! Trish's riding up front. 739 00:30:41,202 --> 00:30:42,729 - Thanks, Dean. - Argh... 740 00:30:42,747 --> 00:30:45,231 We're gonna fucking get loaded 741 00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:47,233 On the way to Edmonton mall 742 00:30:47,251 --> 00:30:49,320 (chuckling) 743 00:30:49,380 --> 00:30:50,739 (heavy metal music) 744 00:30:58,055 --> 00:31:00,332 - Men are dogs. - Men are dogs and women are? 745 00:31:00,391 --> 00:31:02,791 - Cunts! - How'd you like to be called a cunt? 746 00:31:02,809 --> 00:31:05,337 So you think being a cunt's worse than being a dog? 747 00:31:05,396 --> 00:31:07,632 - Yeah, man! - A cunt is a very beautiful animal. 748 00:31:07,648 --> 00:31:11,720 It's like a wild fucking predatory cat. Like a jungle cat. 749 00:31:11,738 --> 00:31:13,721 I'm gonna fucking buy myself a bow and arrow... 750 00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:14,972 and go cunt hunting. 751 00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:16,557 See if you can bag a couple. 752 00:31:16,576 --> 00:31:19,185 Make a jacket out of one and fucking have sex with the other. 753 00:31:19,788 --> 00:31:21,188 - Holy... - Holy fuck! 754 00:31:21,205 --> 00:31:23,355 - Oh, my God! - Look at that shit! 755 00:31:23,373 --> 00:31:24,773 Now that's a fucking mall! 756 00:31:24,791 --> 00:31:26,125 Edmonton! Edmonton! 757 00:31:26,125 --> 00:31:27,442 Western Edmonton! 758 00:31:27,461 --> 00:31:30,320 Edmonton! Edmonton! Western Edmonton! 759 00:31:30,338 --> 00:31:32,073 Pick her up and take her down! 760 00:31:32,089 --> 00:31:33,490 Bring it on. 761 00:31:34,844 --> 00:31:37,244 - Can we pop this in the trunk, man? - See you later, bassie. 762 00:31:37,262 --> 00:31:38,372 Ahoo! 763 00:31:38,388 --> 00:31:39,665 Ahoo! 764 00:31:39,724 --> 00:31:41,500 (rock music) 765 00:31:47,691 --> 00:31:48,883 (laughing) 766 00:31:48,901 --> 00:31:51,760 - Get some clothes on, you homos! - What's with this fucking Speedo? 767 00:31:51,778 --> 00:31:54,137 - You don't even got pubes yet. - Watch your fucking back. 768 00:31:54,155 --> 00:31:55,556 Faggots! 769 00:31:57,035 --> 00:31:58,352 Wow... 770 00:31:58,369 --> 00:32:00,480 That's like a fucking V-18 or something. 771 00:32:00,498 --> 00:32:03,316 That thing must fucking wail. Don't touch it! 772 00:32:05,419 --> 00:32:07,028 Yoo-ooh! 773 00:32:08,713 --> 00:32:10,073 Oh, fuck! 774 00:32:10,090 --> 00:32:11,449 Oh... 775 00:32:12,924 --> 00:32:13,992 Oh, yeah... 776 00:32:14,009 --> 00:32:17,162 It's like when you get your shit out of the dryer: fuck, it's like a hug. 777 00:32:18,097 --> 00:32:19,914 Sin whores... 778 00:32:20,892 --> 00:32:24,127 Sink you here sink you there 779 00:32:24,144 --> 00:32:26,506 - The Devil will sink you everywhere - Rock and roll, man! 780 00:32:26,523 --> 00:32:27,882 Get him! 781 00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:29,217 Woo! 782 00:32:31,279 --> 00:32:32,430 Fucking blew my load! 783 00:32:32,447 --> 00:32:34,557 (sharp scream) 784 00:32:35,784 --> 00:32:36,892 Holy fuck! 785 00:32:36,910 --> 00:32:38,352 I'm gettin' that bow and arrow for sure. 786 00:32:38,369 --> 00:32:40,563 - Those guns were fucking awesome. - This is primeval. 787 00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:44,733 - A bow is the fucking just way of murdering an animal. 788 00:32:44,750 --> 00:32:45,817 You got one shot. 789 00:32:45,836 --> 00:32:48,070 - That's true. - Click! Click! Βang! Βang! Motherfucker! 790 00:32:48,131 --> 00:32:49,631 (mimicking gunshot) 791 00:32:49,632 --> 00:32:53,326 Trixie don't really... trust me with Chastity on my own. 792 00:32:53,386 --> 00:32:55,704 She fucking touched the hot burner. 793 00:32:55,722 --> 00:32:57,999 Like it was red hot. How fucking stupid do you have to be? 794 00:32:58,017 --> 00:33:00,167 Once burned, twice shy, though. That's how you learn. 795 00:33:00,184 --> 00:33:02,086 Like Trixie didn't really see that as a lesson. 796 00:33:02,104 --> 00:33:05,713 No. Trixie saw it as gross misconduct of the parental kind. 797 00:33:05,731 --> 00:33:06,798 It's not your money, Terry. 798 00:33:06,816 --> 00:33:08,049 Credit's a deadly dragon. 799 00:33:08,067 --> 00:33:10,134 - I got 10,000. - It's too much power. 800 00:33:10,193 --> 00:33:11,803 - Fuck off. - Fucking Lord of the Rings, man. 801 00:33:11,863 --> 00:33:14,138 - You can't handle that. - Go get your own credit card, man. 802 00:33:14,198 --> 00:33:15,473 - He's a grownup, Dean. - Yeah. 803 00:33:15,532 --> 00:33:16,682 The cash, man! 804 00:33:17,702 --> 00:33:19,811 Oh, fuck. Yeah. 805 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:27,320 - Whoa...! Yeah, that's right on. - It's hot. 806 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:29,239 - How much is it? - Oh, shit! 807 00:33:29,257 --> 00:33:31,450 - (bang!) - Watch it. 808 00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:37,663 - You have to get me this. Please. - Okay. Yeah, sure. 809 00:33:37,723 --> 00:33:39,125 - Do you like it? - Yeah. 810 00:33:39,143 --> 00:33:42,337 How long do you figure... we're gonna be here, there, Trish? 811 00:33:42,396 --> 00:33:45,007 - Fuck... - I dunno? I'm fucking shoppin'. 812 00:33:45,733 --> 00:33:46,925 What? 813 00:33:47,402 --> 00:33:48,844 You know the 100-dollar rule, right? 814 00:33:48,903 --> 00:33:50,011 100-dollar rule? 815 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:52,347 Can you spend more than 100 bucks on a chick? 816 00:33:52,365 --> 00:33:54,517 It's your fucking girlfriend. Hang! So fucking watch it. 817 00:33:54,534 --> 00:33:56,183 It's fine, Dean. 818 00:33:59,288 --> 00:34:02,606 Trish? Me and... Terry, we'll meet you in the food court, okay? 819 00:34:02,625 --> 00:34:04,733 You fucking go. I'll catch up with you later. 820 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:09,572 Are you gonna fucking try on a bra, there, you fucking lady? 821 00:34:09,590 --> 00:34:10,824 Do you like this one? 822 00:34:10,842 --> 00:34:14,746 All the fucking silk in China couldn't fucking... cover that. 823 00:34:16,391 --> 00:34:19,041 - He's a fucking asshole. - Yeah. Sometimes he is. 824 00:34:19,476 --> 00:34:21,585 (mall music) 825 00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:27,425 He's like a lone wolf, you know? He doesn't know when to... 826 00:34:27,443 --> 00:34:29,385 like stick with the pack and when to fucking... 827 00:34:29,405 --> 00:34:30,929 chase his own rabbits. 828 00:34:30,947 --> 00:34:33,391 Maybe you think that he's a lone wolf, 829 00:34:33,409 --> 00:34:35,226 and then you send him out into the woods... 830 00:34:35,244 --> 00:34:37,061 and he's like out there alone, crying. 831 00:34:37,079 --> 00:34:38,813 In the fucking cold, in the dark. 832 00:34:38,831 --> 00:34:40,356 He's my buddy. I don't mean to rag on him... 833 00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:41,900 - He's probably fragile. - Yeah, he is. 834 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:44,293 And I fucking look out for him the most. 835 00:34:44,295 --> 00:34:46,028 He'll drag me out to a bar, and he'll be like, 836 00:34:46,045 --> 00:34:47,612 "Hey, fuck, Terry? You gotta come see me sing". 837 00:34:47,630 --> 00:34:49,657 And it's a total fucking embarrassment to music. 838 00:34:49,675 --> 00:34:52,577 He can't be all that fucking bad. I mean, he's hilarious. 839 00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:54,704 He's pretty funny, but like, you know, sometimes... 840 00:34:54,722 --> 00:34:56,539 He's so cute when he smiles. 841 00:34:56,556 --> 00:34:57,914 I don't think so. 842 00:34:57,932 --> 00:35:00,501 Maybe he needs you to be a better friend, like he's... 843 00:35:00,519 --> 00:35:02,628 - What the fuck! - he's probably just like... scared. 844 00:35:02,646 --> 00:35:06,259 Maybe he's wondering, like, how you really feel about him. 845 00:35:06,277 --> 00:35:08,219 He's his own fucking machine, you know? 846 00:35:08,237 --> 00:35:10,137 And I... He runs his own way. 847 00:35:10,155 --> 00:35:12,097 And I think he's just fucking jealous 848 00:35:12,157 --> 00:35:14,184 from what's happening between you and I here. 849 00:35:16,286 --> 00:35:17,853 He can feel it too. 850 00:35:19,456 --> 00:35:22,693 (woman): Fuck, yeah! (giggling) 851 00:35:22,710 --> 00:35:24,335 Oh, fuck! 852 00:35:24,336 --> 00:35:25,447 (smacking lips) 853 00:35:25,505 --> 00:35:27,239 - Yeah... - Oh...! 854 00:35:29,469 --> 00:35:31,286 (moaning coming from television) 855 00:35:33,222 --> 00:35:34,623 Oh, yeah... 856 00:35:34,681 --> 00:35:36,373 Oh, fuck... 857 00:35:36,391 --> 00:35:38,208 (moaning) 858 00:35:42,646 --> 00:35:44,965 - Oh, yeah... - Oh, fuck! 859 00:35:45,275 --> 00:35:47,134 Fuck the shit out of me, now! 860 00:35:48,612 --> 00:35:51,056 (waves from the bed) Fucking good... Oh! 861 00:35:51,074 --> 00:35:52,514 Oh, yeah! Oh... 862 00:35:52,532 --> 00:35:54,184 (soft screaming) 863 00:35:54,202 --> 00:35:57,146 Oh, fuck! I want you to come all over my tits! 864 00:35:57,206 --> 00:35:58,688 - (man): Alright... - Oh, fuck. 865 00:35:58,706 --> 00:36:01,650 - Yeah... - Yeah... Let me feel it all over me. 866 00:36:01,710 --> 00:36:03,735 Oh, fuck... 867 00:36:03,753 --> 00:36:06,630 Oh, yeah! I want to see the cum shooting right out of your cock. 868 00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:08,782 - Right around... That's the way, Mike! 869 00:36:10,260 --> 00:36:11,619 Here, try. 870 00:36:11,637 --> 00:36:13,789 Let it get hard, just like you do your pecker. 871 00:36:13,847 --> 00:36:16,583 Surfin' on a pipeline 872 00:36:17,561 --> 00:36:19,336 Crusin' down a lifeline 873 00:36:19,355 --> 00:36:21,088 Okay, that's good. 874 00:36:23,442 --> 00:36:24,675 Whoo! 875 00:36:24,693 --> 00:36:26,885 What the fuck...? Deaner! 876 00:36:26,903 --> 00:36:28,887 What the fuck is that?! What are you doing? 877 00:36:28,905 --> 00:36:30,764 Puttin' the skids in the back of the truck, man. 878 00:36:30,782 --> 00:36:32,099 Fuck that! 879 00:36:32,407 --> 00:36:34,309 How many positions can you fuck the dog in? 880 00:36:34,369 --> 00:36:36,311 You're fucking a doggy in missionary position, 881 00:36:36,371 --> 00:36:37,688 not even doggy style, man. 882 00:36:37,704 --> 00:36:39,021 The dog's a Dean fucker. 883 00:36:39,039 --> 00:36:40,690 Get it out of your ass. 884 00:36:42,710 --> 00:36:45,530 I have a fucking job to do and I fucking do it. 885 00:36:45,548 --> 00:36:48,701 Yeah, your job is to be on break. You do a really good job of that. 886 00:36:48,717 --> 00:36:50,869 I'm fucking... just throwing skids, man. 887 00:36:50,887 --> 00:36:52,538 Throwing skids in your shorts. 888 00:36:52,556 --> 00:36:55,748 Better than the fucking skids that Trish left in the hot tub. 889 00:36:55,766 --> 00:36:57,543 - (laughing) - Whoa... 890 00:36:57,561 --> 00:36:59,711 - Dirty-fuck Trish. - Fuck off! 891 00:36:59,728 --> 00:37:01,672 - You fucking fucked her in the hot tub at West Εd. 892 00:37:01,690 --> 00:37:03,425 - Yeah, well, you were fucking spying on me jerking off. 893 00:37:03,442 --> 00:37:07,054 - I had both my eyes closed and I could still see you in that tub. 894 00:37:07,072 --> 00:37:08,905 I fucked Trish at the Rodeo one time. 895 00:37:08,907 --> 00:37:11,099 - Was she in the competition that year? - (laughing) 896 00:37:11,117 --> 00:37:12,893 - I just boob-laid her. - Michael Βublé? 897 00:37:12,911 --> 00:37:14,103 Yeah. Titty fuck. 898 00:37:14,121 --> 00:37:17,106 - You guys are fucking assholes, man. - Yeah, I fuck asshole! 899 00:37:17,123 --> 00:37:18,190 (laughing) 900 00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:21,443 You can't just fucking talk about my fucking girlfriend like that... 901 00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:22,860 - and not... - Your girlfriend... 902 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,362 - (all): She's our girlfriend. - You dumb fuck! 903 00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:28,115 - She's like one of the kindest persons I've ever met. 904 00:37:28,134 --> 00:37:29,701 (laughter) 905 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,286 Have you fucked Trish yet? 906 00:37:32,556 --> 00:37:33,621 No. 907 00:37:33,639 --> 00:37:35,623 He wouldn't even have a chance if he wanted to. 908 00:37:35,641 --> 00:37:36,751 He'd probably be, like, 909 00:37:36,768 --> 00:37:38,961 "Oh, I'm about to. Oh, I gotta go on break. " 910 00:37:38,980 --> 00:37:41,088 (laughing) 911 00:37:46,695 --> 00:37:47,887 Okay... 912 00:37:51,409 --> 00:37:52,559 Argh... 913 00:37:54,329 --> 00:37:55,980 Phew... 914 00:37:55,998 --> 00:37:59,233 Alright. Alright. 915 00:37:59,293 --> 00:38:00,527 (grunting) 916 00:38:03,757 --> 00:38:05,114 (vehicle backing up) 917 00:38:07,344 --> 00:38:09,244 Oh! Oh! 918 00:38:09,304 --> 00:38:10,786 Oh, fuck! 919 00:38:11,512 --> 00:38:12,663 Ah... 920 00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:15,416 Ah! Ah, fuck! 921 00:38:16,809 --> 00:38:19,253 Oh! Oh...! 922 00:38:19,271 --> 00:38:20,922 Workers' comp hustle. 923 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:23,925 Tron, man, you gotta fucking help me. I can't fucking handle it out here. 924 00:38:23,943 --> 00:38:25,427 I'll get the paperwork through. 925 00:38:25,445 --> 00:38:27,179 We'll get you your cash. 926 00:38:27,447 --> 00:38:28,597 We go 50-50. 927 00:38:28,615 --> 00:38:31,059 - I dunno, man... Fuck, I... - Okay, you're fired. 928 00:38:31,534 --> 00:38:33,394 - Alright, fuck it. - Fuck it. 929 00:38:33,411 --> 00:38:34,646 - Fuck it! - Yeah! 930 00:38:34,664 --> 00:38:36,688 Now keep it loose so the tendons can stretch. 931 00:38:36,706 --> 00:38:37,815 Don't puss out. 932 00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:39,275 50-50, right? 933 00:38:39,293 --> 00:38:40,902 Yeah, I get half. You get whatever's left. 934 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,862 Just go! 935 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,697 (long scream) 936 00:38:44,715 --> 00:38:46,617 Ah...! 937 00:38:48,010 --> 00:38:50,288 Ah... Jesus-Christly fuck! - Sorry. Sorry. 938 00:38:50,306 --> 00:38:53,083 - Just give me some fucking epidural. - What happened? 939 00:38:53,101 --> 00:38:55,085 I fucking told you: when we were drivin' up, I said, 940 00:38:55,103 --> 00:38:56,378 "My beams are rattling". 941 00:38:56,396 --> 00:38:58,797 An old shit sandwich went fucking comin'... 942 00:38:58,856 --> 00:39:01,173 skiddin' out like a fucking grease leg, and... 943 00:39:01,192 --> 00:39:05,094 I felt the impact... of a 60-pound fucking steel girder... 944 00:39:05,112 --> 00:39:06,469 comin' down on my ankle. 945 00:39:06,487 --> 00:39:09,056 Right before, I kind of... passed out. 946 00:39:09,074 --> 00:39:12,016 I remember writhing in pain. 947 00:39:12,034 --> 00:39:14,646 And I remember... being at work. 948 00:39:46,865 --> 00:39:49,016 Oh... Ouch! Fuck... 949 00:39:51,244 --> 00:39:53,019 Dean Murdoch. 950 00:39:54,414 --> 00:39:56,023 Alright, take her sleazy. 951 00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:57,815 Fuck, man...? 952 00:40:04,423 --> 00:40:06,201 - Argh! - Let's see the cheque. 953 00:40:06,260 --> 00:40:08,077 - There's no cheque, man. - What?! 954 00:40:08,094 --> 00:40:09,579 It's a fucking letter. 955 00:40:10,514 --> 00:40:12,833 It says I gotta go make some bullshit appointment... 956 00:40:12,851 --> 00:40:14,210 with some doctor or something. 957 00:40:14,268 --> 00:40:15,920 Here, make the appointment so we can get the cash. 958 00:40:15,936 --> 00:40:18,547 Fuck, man. You wouldn't think it'd be so hard to get free money. 959 00:40:18,606 --> 00:40:20,382 They always do this shit. 960 00:40:25,072 --> 00:40:26,387 - You ride in the back. - Yeah? 961 00:40:26,405 --> 00:40:29,226 I'll get her goin' and then, you fucking flush out the wild critters. 962 00:40:29,284 --> 00:40:31,353 Well, how will I tell you to go faster or slower? 963 00:40:31,371 --> 00:40:33,563 I'll just give'r all the way. 964 00:40:35,958 --> 00:40:38,068 Whoo-ooh! 965 00:40:41,255 --> 00:40:43,864 Go slow! Oh, fuck! 966 00:40:45,592 --> 00:40:47,034 Oh... 967 00:40:47,052 --> 00:40:48,286 (arrow being shot) 968 00:40:48,304 --> 00:40:50,121 - (meowing) - Come on, Terry! 969 00:40:50,139 --> 00:40:53,750 - What the fuck did you make? - I think it's like a fucking bear cub. 970 00:40:53,809 --> 00:40:55,126 Oh, fuck... 971 00:40:55,143 --> 00:40:58,630 Dean... it's a fucking house cat. You fucking killed someone's pet. 972 00:40:58,648 --> 00:41:00,632 - We're in the fucking wild, man. It's a wildcat. 973 00:41:00,650 --> 00:41:02,594 No, it's got a fucking collar and everything. 974 00:41:02,653 --> 00:41:05,304 Litter box? There ain't no fucking litter box. 975 00:41:05,322 --> 00:41:07,641 Let's fucking go to Peelers', man, let's celebrate. 976 00:41:07,659 --> 00:41:09,434 Whoo! First kill! 977 00:41:09,494 --> 00:41:10,768 I'm hookin' up with Trish tonight. 978 00:41:10,786 --> 00:41:13,313 First blood beers! Let's go, Ter. Come on! 979 00:41:13,331 --> 00:41:14,606 Fuck! Don't point that at me, man. 980 00:41:14,666 --> 00:41:17,150 I told her I'd be home by dark. So I gotta fucking roll. 981 00:41:17,168 --> 00:41:19,570 - What the fuck is it with you and Trish? - What are you talkin' about? 982 00:41:19,588 --> 00:41:22,365 Can't you see with your own two eyes that she's the fucking town pump? 983 00:41:22,384 --> 00:41:23,909 I fucked Trish. Tron fucked Trish. 984 00:41:23,927 --> 00:41:26,327 - What? You... you fucked Trish? - Yeah! 985 00:41:26,346 --> 00:41:27,829 I fucked her at West End. 986 00:41:30,891 --> 00:41:32,166 Right on. 987 00:41:32,184 --> 00:41:34,503 - So let's fucking go to Peelers', man. - Yeah, I gotta go. 988 00:41:36,438 --> 00:41:37,880 Come over here, kitty. Oh, you're still warm. 989 00:41:37,898 --> 00:41:40,632 Come to Dean. Ah... 990 00:41:41,443 --> 00:41:43,802 (engine running) 991 00:41:43,862 --> 00:41:45,429 Terry, it's fucking perfect. 992 00:41:45,447 --> 00:41:47,766 - This has California emissions. - Okay. 993 00:41:47,784 --> 00:41:49,809 - California em... Do you like movies? - I love movies. 994 00:41:49,869 --> 00:41:51,603 That's where movies come from, it's California. 995 00:41:51,621 --> 00:41:53,231 Do you like music? 996 00:41:53,248 --> 00:41:54,898 - Fucking love music. - There is a stereo... 997 00:41:54,916 --> 00:41:56,443 - Okay? - ... that plays music. 998 00:41:56,460 --> 00:41:57,818 Can we knock the price down a bit? 999 00:41:57,878 --> 00:42:00,280 - We can knock it right down to what's written right there. 1000 00:42:00,297 --> 00:42:02,407 The price can worry you, when you think about it. 1001 00:42:02,425 --> 00:42:04,867 The key is: don't think about it. 1002 00:42:04,885 --> 00:42:06,260 Maybe just for now, the truck's good. 1003 00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:08,579 You know, I dunno if I need those other things. 1004 00:42:08,597 --> 00:42:10,458 We have to have the GPS. 1005 00:42:10,516 --> 00:42:11,626 Well... 1006 00:42:11,643 --> 00:42:14,295 What if I'm driving the truck when you're at work and I get lost? 1007 00:42:14,313 --> 00:42:16,672 - Fucking pull out a map! - Here's a scenario for you. 1008 00:42:16,690 --> 00:42:19,967 She pulls out the map, and is wiped out by a semi-trailer. 1009 00:42:20,027 --> 00:42:22,887 Do you wanna be known as the guy who let his wife and kids die... 1010 00:42:22,905 --> 00:42:24,389 - Okay, fine. - ... on the side of the road? 1011 00:42:24,407 --> 00:42:26,431 You want that? You're probably gonna want the clear coat. 1012 00:42:26,449 --> 00:42:28,141 What, you fucking work here too? 1013 00:42:29,369 --> 00:42:30,978 I don't want the fucking extra stuff. 1014 00:42:31,038 --> 00:42:32,980 I'll take the truck and that's that. 1015 00:42:33,039 --> 00:42:34,315 Thanks a lot. 1016 00:42:35,501 --> 00:42:38,152 - No, you can't fucking have that! We are not getting it! 1017 00:42:38,170 --> 00:42:39,945 At some point, I had to say no... 1018 00:42:39,963 --> 00:42:41,489 No, no, no. At some point... 1019 00:42:41,548 --> 00:42:44,661 At the point where I wanted one fucking thing... Picture this. 1020 00:42:44,677 --> 00:42:46,329 I'm driving down the fucking highway. 1021 00:42:46,347 --> 00:42:48,081 Some fucking fluid cable busts. 1022 00:42:48,097 --> 00:42:50,833 The only fucking thing nearby is a fucking pipeline... 1023 00:42:50,851 --> 00:42:52,335 full of horny old fucking men. 1024 00:42:52,393 --> 00:42:54,086 Well, yeah! You might like that. 1025 00:42:54,103 --> 00:42:55,797 What are you trying to say about me? 1026 00:42:55,813 --> 00:42:58,173 That I wanna fucking get gang-banged by the fucking pipeline? 1027 00:42:58,192 --> 00:43:01,010 'Cause I thought you thought I was a fucking decent human being. 1028 00:43:01,112 --> 00:43:05,057 If you're so decent, then why the fuck did you fuck Dean at the hotel? 1029 00:43:07,494 --> 00:43:10,271 "Oh, I'm so decent. I'll fuck your best friend". 1030 00:43:10,289 --> 00:43:12,356 Did you have a good time with Dean at our expense? 1031 00:43:12,416 --> 00:43:13,733 Was it worth it? 1032 00:43:15,293 --> 00:43:18,403 - I thought you were different. - I'm different: I care about you. 1033 00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:19,612 If you cared about me, 1034 00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:22,157 you wouldn't have fucking brought it up that I fucked Dean. 1035 00:43:22,175 --> 00:43:23,992 I've you cared two fucking licks about me, 1036 00:43:24,010 --> 00:43:25,494 you wouldn't wanna sit here... 1037 00:43:25,512 --> 00:43:27,371 and make me feel like a fucking cheap whore. 1038 00:43:27,429 --> 00:43:29,539 I don't want to listen to your bullshit anymore. 1039 00:43:29,599 --> 00:43:31,333 Where the fuck are you goin'? 1040 00:43:31,351 --> 00:43:33,210 I dunno. I'm all lost and scattered. 1041 00:43:33,271 --> 00:43:35,380 Well, maybe if we had a fucking GPS, 1042 00:43:35,398 --> 00:43:37,717 we wouldn't be lost, you fucking idiot! 1043 00:43:37,733 --> 00:43:39,719 - (door slamming) - Can you just like... 1044 00:43:39,735 --> 00:43:42,096 - Stupid. - turn off your bad mood button? 1045 00:43:42,114 --> 00:43:44,306 I'll show you a fucking bad mood button! 1046 00:43:44,324 --> 00:43:46,307 It's fucking bullshit! I didn't do fucking anything. 1047 00:43:46,326 --> 00:43:49,811 "You passed out, so I fucked someone. " People pass out all the time! 1048 00:43:49,829 --> 00:43:51,731 I've been passin' out since I was a kid. 1049 00:43:51,791 --> 00:43:54,400 If you acted like you liked me, you wouldn't fucking treat me like this. 1050 00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:55,987 Just fucking calm the fuck down... 1051 00:43:56,005 --> 00:43:59,282 (screeching): Don't tell me... what to fucking do! 1052 00:43:59,300 --> 00:44:00,407 Sorry! 1053 00:44:00,425 --> 00:44:02,284 Why don't I just fucking get on my knees... 1054 00:44:02,302 --> 00:44:04,161 so you can come on my face and leave! 1055 00:44:05,264 --> 00:44:07,123 You know what the problem is right now? 1056 00:44:07,141 --> 00:44:08,873 The problem is that I am realizing... 1057 00:44:08,891 --> 00:44:10,500 - Oh, fuck... - that I am a fucking idiot. 1058 00:44:10,518 --> 00:44:12,960 I let myself, for once in my fucking life, 1059 00:44:12,978 --> 00:44:15,088 believe some fucking man... 1060 00:44:15,356 --> 00:44:17,132 believe that you actually cared about me. 1061 00:44:17,150 --> 00:44:19,342 - Oh, fuck. Come on! - I know now that was fucking bullshit. 1062 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,262 And I can't believe I let my guard down. 1063 00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:22,722 Just havin' a fucking blowout. 1064 00:44:22,739 --> 00:44:25,684 Fucking fucked my best friend, and I'm looking past it- 1065 00:44:25,702 --> 00:44:28,311 Do you fucking think I enjoyed fucking Dean? 1066 00:44:28,329 --> 00:44:31,063 - I dunno? - First of all, he has one fucking nut. 1067 00:44:31,081 --> 00:44:32,458 - I know! - It is disgusting! 1068 00:44:32,458 --> 00:44:33,733 He is disgusting. 1069 00:44:33,751 --> 00:44:35,818 You don't think I feel terrible about that? 1070 00:44:35,836 --> 00:44:37,070 Because I do. 1071 00:44:37,088 --> 00:44:39,572 - I won't bring it up again. - I feel disgusting. 1072 00:44:39,590 --> 00:44:42,034 - I'm fucking sorry. - I feel like a fucking slut... 1073 00:44:42,052 --> 00:44:43,952 Look, I'm fucking sorry. Don't cry. 1074 00:44:43,971 --> 00:44:45,871 Don't fucking cry. It's alright. 1075 00:44:45,889 --> 00:44:47,666 I know, I'm fucking slime. 1076 00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:49,793 I can't believe I fucked Dean. 1077 00:44:51,938 --> 00:44:54,088 (heavy metal music) 1078 00:44:55,150 --> 00:44:57,550 Whale hunter 1079 00:44:58,195 --> 00:44:59,677 (singing off-key) 1080 00:45:04,659 --> 00:45:05,724 (spitting) 1081 00:45:05,742 --> 00:45:07,309 (music playing in the distance) 1082 00:45:21,219 --> 00:45:22,744 Fuckin' A, man. 1083 00:45:22,762 --> 00:45:24,036 We're fucking totally stoked for tomorrow night. 1084 00:45:24,054 --> 00:45:25,539 You comin' out, dude? (He hits bass notes.) 1085 00:45:25,597 --> 00:45:27,264 Yeah, I know. I'll totally be there. I just... 1086 00:45:27,266 --> 00:45:29,376 Yeah, we kinda need your car tomorrow night. 1087 00:45:30,061 --> 00:45:31,585 You can just fucking take it. 1088 00:45:31,603 --> 00:45:32,963 What do you mean, "take it?" 1089 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:35,632 - Just fucking have the car. - You're givin' me your fucking Rolls? 1090 00:45:35,650 --> 00:45:37,635 Oh, yeah. It's fucking yours, Dean. 1091 00:45:38,112 --> 00:45:39,804 Hey, where are you going with the TV, man? 1092 00:45:39,864 --> 00:45:41,681 You can have your half when you fucking pay me back. 1093 00:45:41,699 --> 00:45:44,309 Have a good fucking jam, guys. 1094 00:45:44,619 --> 00:45:46,311 Wanna get the door for me? 1095 00:45:48,289 --> 00:45:50,480 - Well, thanks for the car. - Go fuck yourself. 1096 00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:51,858 See you at the show. 1097 00:45:51,875 --> 00:45:54,902 Can we do somethin' more... like change the sound... 1098 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,653 and make it sort of more like a laser at the end? 1099 00:45:56,713 --> 00:45:59,197 - (laser sound effect) - Ah, no, that's... like a gay laser. 1100 00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:00,365 Something like evil. 1101 00:46:02,469 --> 00:46:03,954 (rumbling sounding note) 1102 00:46:04,722 --> 00:46:06,914 Yeah, that's fucking awesome. 1103 00:46:08,561 --> 00:46:11,170 We're fucking... Night Seeker. 1104 00:46:11,230 --> 00:46:13,630 I think a lot of you guys came out for Tit Seeker. 1105 00:46:13,648 --> 00:46:17,260 This is our first show on planet Earth. So you guys are pretty lucky. 1106 00:46:17,277 --> 00:46:18,844 Give'r. 1107 00:46:20,322 --> 00:46:22,514 (rock music) 1108 00:46:25,829 --> 00:46:28,648 (singing off-key) 1109 00:46:28,666 --> 00:46:31,775 Get her to catch stuff until working through the haze 1110 00:46:31,793 --> 00:46:34,528 You just feast You never see 1111 00:46:34,588 --> 00:46:37,865 Captain said that big white's for me 1112 00:46:37,925 --> 00:46:40,577 - (TV): This is Mantracker. - What? 1113 00:46:40,594 --> 00:46:41,885 Fire it up. 1114 00:46:41,887 --> 00:46:43,579 His work could be a matter of life and death. 1115 00:46:43,597 --> 00:46:44,829 (coughing) 1116 00:46:44,889 --> 00:46:46,766 This is totally gonna fucking help my cramps. 1117 00:46:46,766 --> 00:46:49,501 No headache for you now 1118 00:46:50,436 --> 00:46:52,588 Whale hunter 1119 00:46:52,606 --> 00:46:55,175 She'll swallow your harpoon 1120 00:46:55,193 --> 00:46:56,509 Get a ride from a fucking truck driver, 1121 00:46:56,527 --> 00:46:58,260 and they just want you to give them a blowjob... 1122 00:46:58,278 --> 00:47:00,597 while they're driving; it's fucking dangerous. 1123 00:47:00,615 --> 00:47:03,141 I fucking look back and there's this fucking crusty ginch... 1124 00:47:03,202 --> 00:47:05,061 with pornos, and I was like, couldn't sleep. 1125 00:47:05,077 --> 00:47:07,730 Otherwise, he would've sent me to his crusty jerk-off den. 1126 00:47:10,166 --> 00:47:12,108 Oh Lucy 1127 00:47:13,545 --> 00:47:15,655 (singing out of tune) 1128 00:47:16,382 --> 00:47:18,449 Oh Lucy 1129 00:47:18,467 --> 00:47:19,911 You still got your heart 1130 00:47:19,929 --> 00:47:21,663 And your heart's beating Lucy 1131 00:47:21,679 --> 00:47:24,498 You still got respect and dignity 1132 00:47:30,356 --> 00:47:32,463 - (cheering) - Give a big hand for Dusty Rhodes! 1133 00:47:32,481 --> 00:47:35,175 Night Seeker gets in your fucking head! 1134 00:47:35,193 --> 00:47:37,219 (soft music) 1135 00:47:39,239 --> 00:47:40,347 Have you seen Terry, man? 1136 00:47:40,364 --> 00:47:43,282 - No. He didn't show up. - What the fuck? He didn't show up? 1137 00:47:43,284 --> 00:47:46,144 He doesn't seem to be interested in Night Band, or whatever it is. 1138 00:47:46,163 --> 00:47:49,773 Couldn't rip himself from the fucking sweat-stained couch he fucking lives on. 1139 00:47:49,793 --> 00:47:51,443 Fucking having cuddle finger fuck. 1140 00:47:51,460 --> 00:47:53,487 He's gone, man. He's fucking... history. 1141 00:47:53,505 --> 00:47:55,655 Well, let's go to his fucking house, man. 1142 00:47:55,673 --> 00:47:58,032 Fuck shit up. Let's fucking do it up. 1143 00:47:58,592 --> 00:47:59,994 - (ding! dong!) - What the fuck is that? 1144 00:48:00,052 --> 00:48:03,163 - I'm comin'. - I'm not buyin' any of that shit. 1145 00:48:03,722 --> 00:48:04,831 Hey, dude! 1146 00:48:04,849 --> 00:48:06,666 How's it goin', Ter? 1147 00:48:06,686 --> 00:48:08,003 - Whoo! - Let's do it! 1148 00:48:08,061 --> 00:48:10,130 - Come on in, guys. - (belching) 1149 00:48:10,146 --> 00:48:12,967 I'm fucking here to invite you cordially to a party... 1150 00:48:12,985 --> 00:48:14,760 that we're having back at our motel. 1151 00:48:14,777 --> 00:48:15,969 We checked out. 1152 00:48:15,987 --> 00:48:18,014 So I fucking took my shit out, and you can get out too. 1153 00:48:18,030 --> 00:48:20,474 - Fu... - I'm done fucking paying. Get out. 1154 00:48:20,492 --> 00:48:22,684 - Tron, you gotta go. - Terry, we brought you a lady. 1155 00:48:22,702 --> 00:48:25,019 - Take your pick. - He has a lady. 1156 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:27,271 Yeah, he has a fucking battleship, actually. 1157 00:48:27,289 --> 00:48:29,523 - Terry isn't goin' anywhere! - Look at me, you fucking... 1158 00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:31,900 Was that a fucking whale song in the back... 1159 00:48:31,918 --> 00:48:32,985 - Shut the fuck up! - Oh-oh! 1160 00:48:33,003 --> 00:48:34,070 Guys... 1161 00:48:34,088 --> 00:48:36,030 Get out of here. You wanna fucking go! 1162 00:48:36,215 --> 00:48:37,365 Get out! 1163 00:48:37,425 --> 00:48:39,617 - Shut up! - (screaming) 1164 00:48:39,635 --> 00:48:41,371 - It's alright, Trish. - Tron, you get him out. 1165 00:48:41,431 --> 00:48:43,498 - Let 'em go. Let 'em work it out. - Gas pedal. 1166 00:48:43,516 --> 00:48:45,625 - Oh! - Yeah! Get in there! 1167 00:48:47,394 --> 00:48:50,797 (screeching): Get out of my house! 1168 00:48:52,483 --> 00:48:54,550 Oh! Ah...! 1169 00:48:55,027 --> 00:48:58,222 - Get out of here! Get the fuck out of here! 1170 00:48:59,949 --> 00:49:01,559 Hope you fucking bleed to death. 1171 00:49:02,036 --> 00:49:03,896 - What the fuck was that, Terry? - Sorry. 1172 00:49:03,914 --> 00:49:06,190 I dunno... I'm sorry. (crying) 1173 00:49:06,206 --> 00:49:08,192 We'll have it fucking soak. 1174 00:49:10,628 --> 00:49:12,070 What a fucking asshole. 1175 00:49:12,088 --> 00:49:14,155 - Fuck that party! - Yeah, right! 1176 00:49:15,798 --> 00:49:17,199 - Ouch! - Shh! Shut up! 1177 00:49:17,217 --> 00:49:19,577 Check this out. (laughing) 1178 00:49:26,351 --> 00:49:28,086 - Shit in his wash... (whispering): No, man. 1179 00:49:28,146 --> 00:49:29,545 Gonna shit in the washer. 1180 00:49:29,563 --> 00:49:32,132 It'll wash through in the cycle. Go in the dryer. 1181 00:49:32,150 --> 00:49:34,552 Get in... (chuckling) 1182 00:49:34,570 --> 00:49:35,929 Big warm thoughts. 1183 00:49:36,614 --> 00:49:38,347 I need fucking tissue... 1184 00:49:38,365 --> 00:49:40,766 I can wipe my ass with this fucking thing here. 1185 00:49:48,458 --> 00:49:49,610 - Hi. - Hi. 1186 00:49:49,670 --> 00:49:51,528 Uh, Workers' Comp Board. 1187 00:49:51,545 --> 00:49:53,824 Take a seat. The doctor will see you in a second. 1188 00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:55,117 - No sweatsky. - Okay. Thanks. 1189 00:49:58,471 --> 00:50:00,038 Ah... 1190 00:50:08,105 --> 00:50:10,588 Just hop down to the second door on your right, okay? 1191 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,007 He's on his way. 1192 00:50:16,445 --> 00:50:18,556 (phone ringing in the distance) 1193 00:50:20,201 --> 00:50:21,434 Hello, Dean. 1194 00:50:21,869 --> 00:50:23,311 Come on in. 1195 00:50:23,329 --> 00:50:25,481 - What are you doin' here? - Long time no see. 1196 00:50:25,498 --> 00:50:27,315 I saw him after the chemotherapy. 1197 00:50:27,333 --> 00:50:30,152 And that was it. Uh... 1198 00:50:30,211 --> 00:50:31,653 He was supposed to have follow-up. 1199 00:50:31,672 --> 00:50:34,949 And we actually had the appointments all set up, but he never showed. 1200 00:50:34,967 --> 00:50:37,827 Dr. McArthur, the Workman's Comp lady, 1201 00:50:37,844 --> 00:50:40,998 she sent me your file and... they did some investigations. 1202 00:50:41,016 --> 00:50:42,833 And... uh... 1203 00:50:42,891 --> 00:50:44,168 the cancer's back. 1204 00:50:44,228 --> 00:50:46,336 We'll have to take off your left testicle. 1205 00:50:47,231 --> 00:50:48,338 The last one. 1206 00:50:49,315 --> 00:50:50,842 Fuck off! 1207 00:50:50,900 --> 00:50:53,094 Dean... didn't do what he should have. 1208 00:50:53,112 --> 00:50:54,344 And worse than that, 1209 00:50:54,362 --> 00:50:56,514 he actually did a lot of stuff that he shouldn't have. 1210 00:50:56,532 --> 00:50:59,016 In other words: he kept on drinking, carousing, 1211 00:50:59,074 --> 00:51:00,516 that's really bad for the liver. 1212 00:51:00,534 --> 00:51:01,893 And the liver's trying to... 1213 00:51:01,911 --> 00:51:03,019 kill off the cancer cells. 1214 00:51:03,454 --> 00:51:05,313 Lots of people live without their testicles. 1215 00:51:05,331 --> 00:51:06,690 Yeah, they're called women. 1216 00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:08,275 We'll put a prosthesis in. 1217 00:51:08,293 --> 00:51:09,652 Can I get big ones? 1218 00:51:09,670 --> 00:51:11,028 You'll get big, hairy ones. 1219 00:51:11,047 --> 00:51:13,030 The only explanation that makes any sense... 1220 00:51:13,048 --> 00:51:14,909 is that, just by a weird stroke of luck, 1221 00:51:14,925 --> 00:51:18,494 he had a new onset of cancer in his remaining testicle. 1222 00:51:18,512 --> 00:51:20,581 - Oh... - It's okay. Take your time. 1223 00:51:20,599 --> 00:51:22,916 - Fuck. - Take a good look. 1224 00:51:22,934 --> 00:51:25,418 I've got some definite therapy. 1225 00:51:25,436 --> 00:51:27,128 A plan which is workable. 1226 00:51:27,146 --> 00:51:29,422 And at the end of it, you'll live. 1227 00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,885 If you just disappear on me again, 1228 00:51:31,902 --> 00:51:33,929 you'll get sick and you'll die. 1229 00:51:35,574 --> 00:51:37,307 Am I... am I gonna get tits? 1230 00:51:46,126 --> 00:51:47,485 He's never really been a friend. 1231 00:51:47,503 --> 00:51:50,110 He's always just been fucking using me, you know? 1232 00:51:50,128 --> 00:51:52,322 From day one, when I look back on it, 1233 00:51:52,340 --> 00:51:53,822 I'm like... you know, 1234 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:55,242 it was like a one-way street. 1235 00:51:55,259 --> 00:51:57,284 He was just taking, taking, taking, you know? 1236 00:51:57,302 --> 00:51:58,954 He never fucking gave back. 1237 00:51:59,097 --> 00:52:00,914 Where the fuck is he...? 1238 00:52:00,932 --> 00:52:03,041 Friendship is something that, you know, 1239 00:52:03,059 --> 00:52:04,501 has two sides to the coin. 1240 00:52:04,519 --> 00:52:06,713 And right now, there's just one coin spinnin' around, 1241 00:52:06,731 --> 00:52:08,215 with fucking Dean's head on it. 1242 00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:10,634 Well, there you are, you fucking asshole! 1243 00:52:19,994 --> 00:52:21,811 - Hey! - What the fuck did you do? 1244 00:52:21,829 --> 00:52:23,731 You shit in my dryer? You fucking... 1245 00:52:23,748 --> 00:52:25,440 disrespect my girl, you piece of shit? 1246 00:52:25,458 --> 00:52:26,610 Fucking asshole! 1247 00:52:26,628 --> 00:52:28,820 Go fuck yourself. You ain't my friend no more. 1248 00:52:28,838 --> 00:52:30,822 No way we're ever gonna be friends again, you piece of shit. 1249 00:52:32,134 --> 00:52:33,449 If he just fucking died... 1250 00:52:33,467 --> 00:52:36,452 and dropped off the face of the Earth, I wouldn't really give a shit. 1251 00:52:36,471 --> 00:52:38,788 You know, he's pretty much fucking dead to me. 1252 00:52:59,286 --> 00:53:02,646 Jesus Christ 1253 00:53:02,664 --> 00:53:06,275 Sent by God above 1254 00:53:08,211 --> 00:53:11,989 To save us 1255 00:53:12,007 --> 00:53:13,867 From our sins 1256 00:53:17,054 --> 00:53:18,414 (choking) 1257 00:53:18,432 --> 00:53:22,001 He who weeps 1258 00:53:22,644 --> 00:53:26,715 In want of love 1259 00:53:28,067 --> 00:53:31,385 Place your faith 1260 00:53:33,070 --> 00:53:34,347 In Him 1261 00:53:35,615 --> 00:53:37,266 Once, she was small. 1262 00:53:37,367 --> 00:53:38,976 All eyes and arms. 1263 00:53:38,994 --> 00:53:40,686 Soft as a pair of fuzzy dice. 1264 00:53:40,704 --> 00:53:42,480 Now, she's grown. 1265 00:53:42,496 --> 00:53:45,400 And that has been known. She's become a predator. 1266 00:53:45,418 --> 00:53:46,985 On ice. 1267 00:53:47,253 --> 00:53:50,155 Defender of cages, bane of the sniper. 1268 00:53:50,173 --> 00:53:52,074 Wise as a wizard, quick as a viper. 1269 00:53:52,092 --> 00:53:53,659 Lady Dynasty. 1270 00:53:53,677 --> 00:53:55,661 You're the king's only heir. 1271 00:53:56,096 --> 00:53:58,121 For his sceptre's empty. 1272 00:53:58,599 --> 00:54:00,458 A cave with no bear. 1273 00:54:00,476 --> 00:54:01,876 Live long and prosper. 1274 00:54:03,019 --> 00:54:04,505 So that all through the ages, 1275 00:54:04,813 --> 00:54:06,965 though the king will be gone... 1276 00:54:07,358 --> 00:54:09,385 his fire still rages. 1277 00:54:09,903 --> 00:54:11,512 Thanks, Daddy. I love you. 1278 00:54:11,530 --> 00:54:12,889 I love you too. 1279 00:54:20,081 --> 00:54:22,231 (tolling) 1280 00:54:25,251 --> 00:54:28,653 - Yeah, I could go with a fucking diamond in my ear. 1281 00:54:28,672 --> 00:54:30,572 Wow, look how it sparkles. 1282 00:54:31,590 --> 00:54:33,117 Diamonds are very sparkly. 1283 00:54:33,134 --> 00:54:35,744 - Do you want somethin'? - No, no, no. 1284 00:54:36,347 --> 00:54:38,123 You like that one. I fucking can tell. 1285 00:54:38,139 --> 00:54:39,291 I don't like it. 1286 00:54:39,309 --> 00:54:41,585 I can't tell whether you don't like it or you don't want it. 1287 00:54:41,603 --> 00:54:43,878 I don't want it. Oh! 1288 00:54:43,938 --> 00:54:45,005 You like it? 1289 00:54:45,023 --> 00:54:47,967 - I love it! I love it! I love it! - Okay. We'll take it. 1290 00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:49,635 That'll be 1258 altogether. 1291 00:54:50,945 --> 00:54:52,179 Here you go. 1292 00:54:52,197 --> 00:54:55,056 Put the 258 on this and the rest on there. 1293 00:54:55,074 --> 00:54:56,226 I'll buy whatever I please. 1294 00:54:56,244 --> 00:54:57,436 Thank you. 1295 00:54:57,452 --> 00:54:59,019 (loud kiss) 1296 00:55:05,628 --> 00:55:06,737 Right on! 1297 00:55:06,755 --> 00:55:08,447 Bring it down more, fuck! 1298 00:55:08,465 --> 00:55:10,074 The price of oil's gone in the shitter. 1299 00:55:10,092 --> 00:55:12,867 Just got word from the Head Office. I'm gonna have to let you all go. 1300 00:55:12,885 --> 00:55:14,244 (protesting) 1301 00:55:14,262 --> 00:55:16,496 - Paid vacation in the Mac. - We get paid? 1302 00:55:16,514 --> 00:55:18,373 - You, I... - What does that mean? 1303 00:55:18,391 --> 00:55:20,876 It's like 75% of our cheque for up to six months. 1304 00:55:20,893 --> 00:55:23,043 - Oh, fuck! How do you get it? - You got it. How long you worked here? 1305 00:55:23,061 --> 00:55:25,255 - Just over two months. - Two months, that's it, man. 1306 00:55:25,273 --> 00:55:27,507 - Let's fucking rage! - Oh... 1307 00:55:27,525 --> 00:55:29,469 - What? - 'Cause it's three months. 1308 00:55:29,487 --> 00:55:30,679 Oh... 1309 00:55:30,679 --> 00:55:31,822 Just shy. 1310 00:55:31,822 --> 00:55:33,431 - They just fired me like that? - Yeah. 1311 00:55:33,449 --> 00:55:35,391 - I didn't do nothin'. - And you get nothin'. 1312 00:55:35,409 --> 00:55:36,684 No, but Tron, like... 1313 00:55:36,702 --> 00:55:38,186 That's the Mac. 1314 00:55:38,579 --> 00:55:39,896 (whispering): We out. 1315 00:55:50,217 --> 00:55:51,869 What do you mean, you fucking got laid off? 1316 00:55:51,887 --> 00:55:54,246 The fucking price of oil... or some shit. 1317 00:55:54,264 --> 00:55:56,581 Well, you need to fucking call them back right now... 1318 00:55:56,599 --> 00:55:58,958 and tell 'em that you can't fucking be laid off... 1319 00:55:58,976 --> 00:56:00,628 - Hey! - and you need a fucking job. 1320 00:56:00,644 --> 00:56:03,586 Fucking chill out 'cause I got like six month no interest payments. 1321 00:56:03,606 --> 00:56:05,715 Why are you acting so fucking... Just calm down! 1322 00:56:05,733 --> 00:56:08,635 What are we... God, Terry! Don't fucking tell me to calm down! 1323 00:56:08,652 --> 00:56:11,596 So I'll get another job. So there's no reason to get all mad. 1324 00:56:11,614 --> 00:56:13,097 I'm fucking pregnant. 1325 00:56:14,742 --> 00:56:15,974 And how did that happen? 1326 00:56:15,994 --> 00:56:18,186 You're the one who doesn't like to fucking use condoms 1327 00:56:18,204 --> 00:56:19,396 'cause it feels better. 1328 00:56:19,414 --> 00:56:20,940 - Shh. - Well, fucking fuck you, Terry! 1329 00:56:20,958 --> 00:56:22,275 Just settle the fuck down. 1330 00:56:22,293 --> 00:56:24,318 It's not good for your health to be so angry. 1331 00:56:24,336 --> 00:56:26,445 What if we can't afford to feed the baby? 1332 00:56:26,463 --> 00:56:27,655 We'll feed the baby. 1333 00:56:27,672 --> 00:56:30,534 They just eat crackers anyway for the first six months. 1334 00:56:30,550 --> 00:56:32,034 I'm gonna be a dad. 1335 00:56:32,052 --> 00:56:33,202 (sniffling) 1336 00:56:33,221 --> 00:56:35,163 - I love you. - I love you too. 1337 00:56:35,181 --> 00:56:36,331 Fuck... 1338 00:56:36,349 --> 00:56:38,166 When she told me she was pregnant, you know, 1339 00:56:38,184 --> 00:56:40,585 I didn't dare tell her that I'm sterile. 1340 00:56:40,603 --> 00:56:44,048 There's a definite possibility that Dean's the father of my child. 1341 00:56:44,067 --> 00:56:47,802 That just is a whole other... floodgate of fucking emotions that I... 1342 00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:49,804 you know, can't really handle. 1343 00:56:49,822 --> 00:56:52,224 (music in the distance) 1344 00:56:59,123 --> 00:57:00,188 Tron! 1345 00:57:00,206 --> 00:57:02,065 Tron! It's the Deaner! 1346 00:57:02,083 --> 00:57:03,733 Tron, what the fuck you doin' here, man? 1347 00:57:04,210 --> 00:57:05,402 Tron, man! 1348 00:57:06,130 --> 00:57:07,405 Ah, fuck it... 1349 00:57:09,007 --> 00:57:10,242 Oh, yeah... 1350 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:12,704 That's right... (inhaling) 1351 00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,295 (holding breath): It's crack, man! 1352 00:57:22,648 --> 00:57:23,922 This is the shit! 1353 00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:30,931 This is... 1354 00:57:30,949 --> 00:57:32,641 Can... can you keep a secret, man? 1355 00:57:32,659 --> 00:57:34,184 (holding breath): Yeah... Sure, man. 1356 00:57:34,202 --> 00:57:36,186 (exhaling) 1357 00:57:37,956 --> 00:57:39,148 I got no fucking nuts. 1358 00:57:39,166 --> 00:57:42,360 The fucking bullshit nightmare came back, and... 1359 00:57:42,378 --> 00:57:44,153 they took the other one too. 1360 00:57:49,009 --> 00:57:51,159 - (coughing and laughing) - Fuck off, man! 1361 00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:53,119 No nuts, man. 1362 00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:55,039 Fuck you, man! It's fuck... 1363 00:57:55,056 --> 00:57:56,581 A man walking around with an empty sack. 1364 00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:58,710 It's like Santa Claus on Boxing Day. 1365 00:58:06,110 --> 00:58:08,471 It ain't fucking great to live with no fucking balls, man. 1366 00:58:08,489 --> 00:58:09,889 It's fuck... Fuck. 1367 00:58:09,907 --> 00:58:11,056 It's not a life, man. 1368 00:58:12,367 --> 00:58:13,893 You know, you wanna know a secret? 1369 00:58:13,911 --> 00:58:15,186 Keep a little secret for me? 1370 00:58:15,204 --> 00:58:16,269 Sure. 1371 00:58:16,288 --> 00:58:18,563 I'm on a suicide run. Right now. 1372 00:58:19,541 --> 00:58:21,193 I'm done, man. 1373 00:58:21,210 --> 00:58:23,027 I'm fucking gone. 1374 00:58:25,132 --> 00:58:29,786 I feel like rolling myself into a fucking... brick wall, man. 1375 00:58:29,802 --> 00:58:31,829 - Ending it all, man. - Fucking right, man. 1376 00:58:31,847 --> 00:58:33,246 When do you wanna do it? 1377 00:58:36,641 --> 00:58:38,168 Fucking Boxing Day. 1378 00:58:38,186 --> 00:58:39,960 That's nice, man. 1379 00:58:39,978 --> 00:58:41,295 One last Christmas. 1380 00:58:41,313 --> 00:58:43,840 Suicide on the wish list. 1381 00:58:44,943 --> 00:58:46,927 One, two, three... Dead. 1382 00:58:46,945 --> 00:58:48,887 Together? Isn't it gay? 1383 00:58:49,405 --> 00:58:50,597 It's dead. 1384 00:58:54,663 --> 00:58:57,106 If I can't fucking go through with it, you'll do it, right? 1385 00:58:57,123 --> 00:58:59,108 I won't fucking puss out and do myself... 1386 00:58:59,125 --> 00:59:00,775 before I fucking do you, man. 1387 00:59:00,793 --> 00:59:01,985 Fucking deadly, man. 1388 00:59:02,003 --> 00:59:03,570 Suicide pact! 1389 00:59:03,588 --> 00:59:05,197 Yeah! 1390 00:59:15,936 --> 00:59:17,061 Hi, there. Oh, hey! 1391 00:59:17,061 --> 00:59:18,646 - Hey! How's she getting there, buddy? 1392 00:59:18,646 --> 00:59:20,146 Oh, fuck, not too bad. 1393 00:59:20,148 --> 00:59:21,340 Hey, have you heard the news? 1394 00:59:21,358 --> 00:59:23,717 - No? What? - That buddy of yours, Deaner? 1395 00:59:24,110 --> 00:59:26,195 - Yeah, I fucking know Dean. - Yeah, he's... 1396 00:59:26,195 --> 00:59:27,387 He's got no balls. 1397 00:59:27,405 --> 00:59:29,054 - He's got one ball. - Ah, no. 1398 00:59:29,072 --> 00:59:30,489 He lost his last nut. 1399 00:59:30,490 --> 00:59:32,826 That's what the dog fucker gets, eh? 1400 00:59:32,827 --> 00:59:34,601 Fill the top up too, there, buddy. 1401 00:59:35,204 --> 00:59:37,581 You know, knowing what I know now, 1402 00:59:37,581 --> 00:59:39,291 I probably, you know... 1403 00:59:39,291 --> 00:59:41,293 I didn't realize what the fuck he was goin' through. 1404 00:59:41,295 --> 00:59:42,961 And so, now, I feel bad. 1405 00:59:42,963 --> 00:59:44,237 You know, a little. 1406 00:59:45,340 --> 00:59:46,657 He's still an asshole, 1407 00:59:46,675 --> 00:59:49,869 but I would like to find him, so I can tell him that. 1408 00:59:55,351 --> 00:59:56,876 (engine running) 1409 01:00:01,942 --> 01:00:03,400 Fuck... 1410 01:00:03,402 --> 01:00:04,527 Hey, Dean. 1411 01:00:04,527 --> 01:00:06,905 I ain't seen you in a long time, man. 1412 01:00:06,905 --> 01:00:08,264 Yeah, I know. 1413 01:00:08,949 --> 01:00:10,141 Hey, uh... 1414 01:00:12,996 --> 01:00:15,063 I was thinking maybe we should, uh... you know... 1415 01:00:15,539 --> 01:00:17,775 You should come by. Come over for Christmas. 1416 01:00:19,626 --> 01:00:21,501 Like not... you know, like... you know... 1417 01:00:21,503 --> 01:00:23,070 Get you out of here. 1418 01:00:23,797 --> 01:00:26,340 - Did you talk to Trish about that? - Yeah, it's... 1419 01:00:26,342 --> 01:00:27,909 kind of her idea, really. 1420 01:00:33,182 --> 01:00:34,458 Sounds nice. 1421 01:00:38,356 --> 01:00:39,922 Get in. 1422 01:00:48,824 --> 01:00:51,117 Come on, Dean! Fucking help me decorate the tree! 1423 01:00:51,117 --> 01:00:52,202 (vomiting noise) 1424 01:00:52,202 --> 01:00:53,394 The sparkly load. 1425 01:00:53,413 --> 01:00:56,273 I wanna give you my... Christmas present early. 1426 01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:58,626 That's you fucking bass, man. It's your blood bass. 1427 01:00:58,628 --> 01:01:01,253 I don't need it where I'm goin'. I'm goin' to fucking Cabo Wabo. 1428 01:01:01,255 --> 01:01:02,338 Where? 1429 01:01:02,340 --> 01:01:04,282 I'm goin' to Cabo Wabo, man. 1430 01:01:04,300 --> 01:01:06,342 - When are you goin' there? - Right after Christmas. 1431 01:01:06,344 --> 01:01:09,079 - How long are you goin' for, man? - I dunno. 1432 01:01:09,304 --> 01:01:12,056 Who the fuck knows? You might never see me again... 1433 01:01:12,056 --> 01:01:13,224 Shut the fuck up, man. 1434 01:01:13,224 --> 01:01:15,141 I put a lot of thought into it, man. I fucking... 1435 01:01:15,143 --> 01:01:17,978 put the scales in the balance, and... 1436 01:01:17,978 --> 01:01:19,688 You know, it came up Cabo. 1437 01:01:19,690 --> 01:01:20,815 You know what? 1438 01:01:20,815 --> 01:01:22,567 Maybe you guys should go... 1439 01:01:22,568 --> 01:01:24,235 and spend a little time together. 1440 01:01:24,237 --> 01:01:26,237 Fuck, let's go get a turkey, we'll hit Peelers'... 1441 01:01:26,239 --> 01:01:27,572 No Peelers'. 1442 01:01:27,574 --> 01:01:28,807 Fine. 1443 01:01:29,451 --> 01:01:30,534 (farting) 1444 01:01:30,536 --> 01:01:32,286 - Right on! - (gobbling) 1445 01:01:32,286 --> 01:01:33,329 Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! 1446 01:01:33,329 --> 01:01:34,605 Here you go. 1447 01:01:34,623 --> 01:01:35,748 Her name's Lily. 1448 01:01:35,748 --> 01:01:37,333 We're gonna murder you, Lily. 1449 01:01:37,333 --> 01:01:40,085 (He cackles loudly.) 1450 01:01:40,086 --> 01:01:42,003 I've got the bead right on her. 1451 01:01:42,005 --> 01:01:44,257 Dean, fucking shoot it! I'm fucking starvin' hungry! 1452 01:01:44,259 --> 01:01:47,260 Take it fucking down like the turkey it is. 1453 01:01:47,262 --> 01:01:50,139 Go! It's your shot. I'll fucking do it. 1454 01:01:50,141 --> 01:01:51,306 I can't do it, man. 1455 01:01:51,307 --> 01:01:53,016 - No! Terry, fuck! Don't! - (arrow whizzing) 1456 01:01:53,018 --> 01:01:54,585 Fuck... What do you mean, you can't fucking do it? 1457 01:01:54,603 --> 01:01:56,228 I dunno, man. I ain't got it in me. 1458 01:01:56,230 --> 01:01:59,606 No, come on! I'm your friend, hellraiser. Come to the Deaner. 1459 01:01:59,608 --> 01:02:01,525 Come... (smacking lips) 1460 01:02:01,525 --> 01:02:02,967 Oh! 1461 01:02:03,318 --> 01:02:05,469 Oh...! Fuck... 1462 01:02:07,449 --> 01:02:10,141 You wanna go free, don't you, hellraiser...? 1463 01:02:10,159 --> 01:02:13,746 It's hard to really get into the mind of someone who's nutless. 1464 01:02:13,748 --> 01:02:17,083 I don't think he's the type of person that would actually take his own life. 1465 01:02:17,083 --> 01:02:20,003 I mean, I think it's fun for him to think about it a little bit. 1466 01:02:20,005 --> 01:02:21,713 You know, a lot of the music he likes, 1467 01:02:21,715 --> 01:02:23,507 it's like... they sing about death and stuff. 1468 01:02:23,507 --> 01:02:27,077 So, I think he's just like enjoying his own like... dark place, 1469 01:02:27,094 --> 01:02:30,456 but you know, when push comes to blow, he ain't gonna do it. 1470 01:02:30,931 --> 01:02:32,625 I... I think that he might. 1471 01:02:37,815 --> 01:02:38,856 Hey, Dean! 1472 01:02:38,858 --> 01:02:41,193 - How you doin', Terry? - Here. Got an electric heater for you. 1473 01:02:41,195 --> 01:02:43,862 The exhaust system ain't so great on this car, you know? 1474 01:02:43,864 --> 01:02:46,740 I don't want you to fucking croak from carbon monoxide. 1475 01:02:46,742 --> 01:02:48,034 Right on, man. Appreciate that. 1476 01:02:48,034 --> 01:02:50,036 No problem, but you sure you wanna fucking stay out here? 1477 01:02:50,036 --> 01:02:52,686 I think he needs it. He'd really appreciate it. 1478 01:02:52,704 --> 01:02:55,981 I think he will. He will too. 1479 01:02:59,170 --> 01:03:00,862 - Dean, come here! - What's goin' on? 1480 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:03,255 The trees are alight And the stockings are full 1481 01:03:03,257 --> 01:03:05,802 - Daddy! - Oh, Chaz! 1482 01:03:05,802 --> 01:03:08,036 Children above close their eyes 1483 01:03:09,641 --> 01:03:11,291 Chazzeroo you! 1484 01:03:12,143 --> 01:03:13,936 What the hell are you guys doin' here? 1485 01:03:13,936 --> 01:03:16,672 - We came to see you. - Oh! Oh!... 1486 01:03:17,856 --> 01:03:19,632 Cool! 1487 01:03:19,650 --> 01:03:20,900 Hey, Wade. 1488 01:03:20,902 --> 01:03:22,193 (women): Hi! 1489 01:03:22,195 --> 01:03:24,822 You must be Chastity. Hello! 1490 01:03:24,822 --> 01:03:26,280 - Hi, Terry. - Hi... 1491 01:03:26,282 --> 01:03:28,617 - Let's close the door so we don't heat the neighbours. 1492 01:03:28,619 --> 01:03:29,851 - What's your name? - It's Wade. 1493 01:03:29,869 --> 01:03:31,246 Nice to see you. 1494 01:03:31,248 --> 01:03:33,414 - Let's enjoy a nice little dinner here. - Yeah. 1495 01:03:33,416 --> 01:03:35,400 - Thanks for cooking. - Cheers! 1496 01:03:35,418 --> 01:03:37,126 Cheers to you. - Cheers, Trish. 1497 01:03:37,128 --> 01:03:39,128 Let me just sniff and make sure no one spiked that. 1498 01:03:39,130 --> 01:03:42,257 (electric knife buzzing) 1499 01:03:42,259 --> 01:03:43,615 Oh, look at that! 1500 01:03:44,175 --> 01:03:45,677 - Hmm! - Nice! 1501 01:03:45,677 --> 01:03:47,512 That is a good piece. Me neither! 1502 01:03:47,512 --> 01:03:50,597 - Can you smell that? - Wild beast. You know, and like... 1503 01:03:50,599 --> 01:03:53,226 it's gonna taste all the sweeter 'cause, you know, we killed it. 1504 01:03:53,226 --> 01:03:54,434 Uh... 1505 01:03:54,436 --> 01:03:55,688 - Oh, wow! - It's, uh... 1506 01:03:55,688 --> 01:03:57,356 I don't think it's quite done yet. 1507 01:03:57,356 --> 01:03:58,773 It's pink inside still. 1508 01:03:58,775 --> 01:04:00,860 Some turkeys are supposed to be pink. Ah, that's a little cool. 1509 01:04:00,862 --> 01:04:02,195 Yeah, it's frozen. 1510 01:04:02,195 --> 01:04:03,237 Okay... 1511 01:04:03,239 --> 01:04:04,947 - I thought this was fresh? - It's raw. 1512 01:04:04,949 --> 01:04:06,615 Hard to kill, hard to cook. 1513 01:04:06,617 --> 01:04:08,284 Terry, what the fuck? 1514 01:04:08,286 --> 01:04:10,036 It's on for 17-18 minutes. 1515 01:04:10,036 --> 01:04:11,413 Have some salad, buns... 1516 01:04:11,414 --> 01:04:14,331 We forgot to go around the table and say what we're thankful for. 1517 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:15,416 Well, I'm just so grateful... 1518 01:04:15,418 --> 01:04:17,753 to have our family and friends close together. 1519 01:04:17,753 --> 01:04:20,364 And I'm really, really grateful for Trish... 1520 01:04:20,382 --> 01:04:22,467 and for Terry for having us in their home. 1521 01:04:22,467 --> 01:04:23,760 Terry and I... 1522 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:25,911 in not too long from now, 1523 01:04:25,929 --> 01:04:27,556 we're gonna have a baby. 1524 01:04:27,556 --> 01:04:29,181 - That's right. - (swallowing) 1525 01:04:29,182 --> 01:04:30,309 Wow! 1526 01:04:30,309 --> 01:04:31,518 - Congratulations! - Wow! 1527 01:04:31,518 --> 01:04:32,643 Thank you. 1528 01:04:32,644 --> 01:04:35,271 We're gonna have our own... a family of our own. 1529 01:04:35,271 --> 01:04:36,588 Me and Trish. 1530 01:04:37,023 --> 01:04:38,858 Maybe next year, 1531 01:04:38,858 --> 01:04:41,152 at this time, there'll be another, uh... 1532 01:04:41,152 --> 01:04:43,512 chair at the table and, you know, 1533 01:04:43,530 --> 01:04:45,280 it'll be three families coming together. 1534 01:04:45,282 --> 01:04:46,514 Yeah. 1535 01:04:50,121 --> 01:04:52,331 - Yeah! Congratulations. - Thank you. Thank you. 1536 01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:54,791 - Congratulations. - Great news. 1537 01:04:54,793 --> 01:04:56,085 - To family! - Cheers! 1538 01:04:56,085 --> 01:04:59,780 (Wade): Every year, on the night before Christmas, 1539 01:05:00,298 --> 01:05:03,050 Santa Claus loads up his sled... 1540 01:05:03,052 --> 01:05:05,010 with enough toys... 1541 01:05:05,012 --> 01:05:07,847 for all the boys and girls in the whole world. 1542 01:05:07,847 --> 01:05:09,541 (together): Then how do they fit? 1543 01:05:10,018 --> 01:05:11,643 Well, it's a magic sled. 1544 01:05:11,644 --> 01:05:14,047 Wade, can I interrupt you for just one second? 1545 01:05:14,731 --> 01:05:17,550 Can I just tell you guys the real story about Christmas? 1546 01:05:17,568 --> 01:05:19,610 - (together): Yeah. - The cola companies, 1547 01:05:19,612 --> 01:05:21,445 they've taken it over and they created Santa. 1548 01:05:21,447 --> 01:05:23,864 That's all B-S, okay? 1549 01:05:23,865 --> 01:05:25,347 His name... 1550 01:05:26,284 --> 01:05:27,768 is Shanto. 1551 01:05:27,786 --> 01:05:29,954 He's half... Japanese. 1552 01:05:29,954 --> 01:05:32,873 His network of spies is legion. 1553 01:05:32,873 --> 01:05:35,358 Every single time you say something, 1554 01:05:35,376 --> 01:05:38,253 he's got little microphones everywhere. 1555 01:05:38,255 --> 01:05:41,423 That's why at Christmas, you have to be very good. 1556 01:05:41,425 --> 01:05:43,385 Because one day, 1557 01:05:43,387 --> 01:05:45,746 Shanto might shapeshift into your bedroom... 1558 01:05:46,681 --> 01:05:48,181 and carry you back to Japan. 1559 01:05:48,182 --> 01:05:50,893 Okay, that's not gonna happen. He's just making that part up. 1560 01:05:50,893 --> 01:05:53,646 - He's a shapeshifter. - That's just what Dean believes. 1561 01:05:53,646 --> 01:05:55,690 And me. 1562 01:05:55,690 --> 01:05:57,298 Shanto lives. 1563 01:06:00,487 --> 01:06:02,304 - Hey, Wade? Can I bum a smoke? - Well, yeah. Sure. 1564 01:06:05,494 --> 01:06:07,202 - What you got there, man? - Oh, it's, uh... 1565 01:06:07,204 --> 01:06:08,954 goalie pads for Chastity. 1566 01:06:08,956 --> 01:06:11,023 - I was supposed to get her them pads. 1567 01:06:11,041 --> 01:06:12,567 - Well, Trix said that I should get her something. 1568 01:06:12,583 --> 01:06:13,626 'Cause she... 1569 01:06:13,626 --> 01:06:15,085 Well, Trixie was misinformed. 1570 01:06:15,086 --> 01:06:18,505 Well, we could go halves on 'em. We'll put both our names on. 1571 01:06:18,505 --> 01:06:20,447 No, no. I, uh... already got 'em. 1572 01:06:21,467 --> 01:06:23,175 - Oh- - I just... Yeah. I just gotta wrap 'em. 1573 01:06:23,177 --> 01:06:24,619 Considering that, uh... 1574 01:06:24,637 --> 01:06:26,788 really dad trumps not-real dad, 1575 01:06:26,806 --> 01:06:28,389 maybe you should just tuck these away, 1576 01:06:28,391 --> 01:06:30,143 like so she don't never see them again. 1577 01:06:30,143 --> 01:06:32,019 - Alright. That's... okay. - Do you know what time it is, man? 1578 01:06:32,021 --> 01:06:33,563 - About 20 after 9. - Fuck. 1579 01:06:33,563 --> 01:06:34,840 Okay. 1580 01:06:35,983 --> 01:06:37,985 Please don't give 'em to her, okay? 1581 01:06:37,985 --> 01:06:39,219 Alright. Okay, got it. 1582 01:06:40,070 --> 01:06:42,072 Hey, when you're in a hurry, you're in fucking hurry, man. 1583 01:06:42,072 --> 01:06:43,222 Just fucking go. 1584 01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:46,268 - Go, fuck. Go! - We're goin'! 1585 01:06:46,286 --> 01:06:47,452 Just taking down Santa boy 1586 01:06:47,454 --> 01:06:49,771 - Hang on! This way. - Sporting goods! 1587 01:06:49,789 --> 01:06:51,498 - Yeah... - Sporting goods! 1588 01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:53,333 Over here, fuck? 1589 01:06:53,335 --> 01:06:55,153 - Here. Go! Go! - Come on. 1590 01:06:58,675 --> 01:07:00,159 She is gonna love this! 1591 01:07:00,177 --> 01:07:01,885 Sweet, man. 1592 01:07:01,887 --> 01:07:03,846 Okay, your total's 302.52. 1593 01:07:03,847 --> 01:07:05,181 Can you cover me, man? 1594 01:07:05,181 --> 01:07:07,873 Just slice her down on there. Swipe it, stripe it. 1595 01:07:07,891 --> 01:07:09,876 We'll be playing them all. You know what I mean? 1596 01:07:09,893 --> 01:07:11,811 - Your card's denied. - Just try this one. 1597 01:07:11,811 --> 01:07:13,588 I must've missed a payment on that one. 1598 01:07:14,148 --> 01:07:16,815 - Right, baby. - Yeah, just doesn't take much, fuck. 1599 01:07:16,817 --> 01:07:19,302 - This one's denied. - Okay. That's my bank card there. 1600 01:07:19,737 --> 01:07:21,304 Go ahead. 1601 01:07:24,659 --> 01:07:26,869 - (beep!) - Fu... 1602 01:07:26,871 --> 01:07:29,146 - Insufficient funds. - Fuck... 1603 01:07:29,539 --> 01:07:31,190 This is a little embarrassing for everybody. 1604 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:33,835 Maybe you can just do me a fucking Christmas favour... 1605 01:07:33,835 --> 01:07:35,570 and ring it through and I'll make sure to... 1606 01:07:35,588 --> 01:07:37,405 sort it out by Boxing Day? 1607 01:07:38,548 --> 01:07:40,407 You wanna leave me a card that doesn't work? 1608 01:07:40,425 --> 01:07:42,577 I wanna get this gear to my daughter Chastity, okay? 1609 01:07:42,804 --> 01:07:45,556 You know, it hasn't been that long since you were a child, okay? 1610 01:07:45,557 --> 01:07:46,791 - Just fucking take it! - So far... 1611 01:07:46,809 --> 01:07:48,143 This isn't a pawn shop. 1612 01:07:48,143 --> 01:07:50,186 - I'll shovel your lawn. Do anything. - Fucking take it. 1613 01:07:50,188 --> 01:07:51,438 We'll get 'em somewhere else. 1614 01:07:51,438 --> 01:07:53,606 We'll get 'em at a business that fucking appreciates business. 1615 01:07:53,608 --> 01:07:54,817 - Don't you understand? - I'm sorry. 1616 01:07:54,818 --> 01:07:56,677 But I can't let you have it. 1617 01:07:59,947 --> 01:08:01,864 I ain't lettin' Wade give her those fucking pads, man. 1618 01:08:01,864 --> 01:08:03,056 Fuck that. 1619 01:08:04,576 --> 01:08:06,494 I'd rather die than see that chump Christmas morning, 1620 01:08:06,494 --> 01:08:09,413 "Oh, Chastity! Here's them pads you asked for". 1621 01:08:09,414 --> 01:08:11,666 Fuck you, Wade. Fuck! 1622 01:08:11,668 --> 01:08:12,960 Just hold it in! Take a fucking breath! 1623 01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,612 - I'm the fucking problem. - Then fucking do something about it. 1624 01:08:15,630 --> 01:08:17,673 Her fucking real dad is a total fuckup. 1625 01:08:17,675 --> 01:08:20,510 - We'll get 'em! We'll get 'em! - He wouldn't even look me in the eye. 1626 01:08:20,511 --> 01:08:23,304 - Just relax! - We gotta get those fucking pads, fuck! 1627 01:08:23,305 --> 01:08:24,831 - Fuck! - Fuck! 1628 01:08:24,849 --> 01:08:26,332 Oh! 1629 01:08:27,434 --> 01:08:29,351 What the fuck's goin' on?! 1630 01:08:29,353 --> 01:08:31,170 - I'm sorry... - Man, Jesus Christ! 1631 01:08:31,896 --> 01:08:33,524 - What's the matter with you? - Get the fuck out of the truck! 1632 01:08:33,524 --> 01:08:35,301 What the fuck are you doin'? 1633 01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:38,404 (alarm) 1634 01:08:38,405 --> 01:08:39,573 Fuck off, Terry! 1635 01:08:39,573 --> 01:08:41,432 Cover your face, man. Cover your face. 1636 01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:45,078 Just fucking go! 1637 01:08:45,078 --> 01:08:47,146 Fuck the truck. Just fucking go. 1638 01:08:53,545 --> 01:08:56,697 (alarm) 1639 01:08:58,757 --> 01:09:01,909 I was just callin' there to, uh... report a stolen vehicle. 1640 01:09:01,927 --> 01:09:05,015 Last time I seen it, it was fucking right outside my house here. 1641 01:09:05,015 --> 01:09:06,332 Christmas mornin'. 1642 01:09:07,185 --> 01:09:09,795 The world ain't the same at is used to be, fuck. 1643 01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:12,422 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have at it, buddies. Yep. 1644 01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:14,942 Oh! What's that, Chastity? 1645 01:09:14,943 --> 01:09:16,152 Goalie pads. 1646 01:09:16,153 --> 01:09:18,179 Oh... 1647 01:09:18,197 --> 01:09:19,846 Looks pretty nice! 1648 01:09:19,864 --> 01:09:21,806 Looks top of the line! 1649 01:09:22,074 --> 01:09:24,144 - Okay. Yeah. - Wow... Oh, my gosh! 1650 01:09:24,871 --> 01:09:26,872 Daddy, did you get these for me? 1651 01:09:26,872 --> 01:09:28,498 Shanto built it and brought it. 1652 01:09:28,500 --> 01:09:30,585 - Thank you, Shanto. - Pretend there's a puck. 1653 01:09:30,586 --> 01:09:31,711 Ready? 1654 01:09:31,712 --> 01:09:33,503 - Oh, yeah! - (cheering) 1655 01:09:33,505 --> 01:09:34,697 This is fantastic! 1656 01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:38,801 Mommy, this is from Santa, but it's half-open. 1657 01:09:38,801 --> 01:09:40,842 My chair's still crinkling, Terry. 1658 01:09:40,844 --> 01:09:42,828 Shanto done buried another one in here. 1659 01:09:44,974 --> 01:09:46,557 It's like friendship: 1660 01:09:46,559 --> 01:09:48,835 you give it a good huck sometimes but it always comes back. 1661 01:09:50,939 --> 01:09:53,047 Terry! Jingle bell 1662 01:09:53,065 --> 01:09:54,900 Jingle bell jingle bell rock 1663 01:09:54,902 --> 01:09:56,694 Whoo! 1664 01:09:56,694 --> 01:09:58,930 Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring 1665 01:09:58,948 --> 01:10:00,073 Whoa! 1666 01:10:00,074 --> 01:10:01,766 Whoa! 1667 01:10:01,784 --> 01:10:03,118 And bushels of fun 1668 01:10:03,118 --> 01:10:04,244 Watch out! 1669 01:10:04,246 --> 01:10:07,146 Now the jingle hop has begun 1670 01:10:07,873 --> 01:10:09,416 - Oh! - (laughing) 1671 01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:11,484 Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell rock 1672 01:10:11,502 --> 01:10:13,878 Jingle bells chime 1673 01:10:13,880 --> 01:10:16,216 - In jingle bell time - I'm going with mama! 1674 01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:18,260 Too bad! 1675 01:10:18,261 --> 01:10:19,595 You owe me one. 1676 01:10:19,595 --> 01:10:22,497 So Chastity's like... in grade four now? 1677 01:10:22,890 --> 01:10:25,292 No, Dean. She's in grade two. 1678 01:10:26,270 --> 01:10:28,753 Okay, so... if like... 1679 01:10:28,771 --> 01:10:31,672 while you're here, you and me sort of get back to our old ways. 1680 01:10:31,689 --> 01:10:34,109 There's like one less player on the field, you know? 1681 01:10:34,109 --> 01:10:35,760 But the game is still on. 1682 01:10:35,778 --> 01:10:37,404 - Yeah, I know. - Like... 1683 01:10:37,404 --> 01:10:38,445 I know. 1684 01:10:38,447 --> 01:10:40,323 What do you mean, "you know"? 1685 01:10:40,323 --> 01:10:43,284 Well, I know about... the surgery and that... 1686 01:10:43,286 --> 01:10:45,186 you lost another guy. 1687 01:10:46,914 --> 01:10:48,457 You fucking know? 1688 01:10:48,457 --> 01:10:49,859 Yeah. 1689 01:10:50,211 --> 01:10:52,462 That's why we're here. Trish told me. 1690 01:10:52,462 --> 01:10:54,029 Fuck, man! 1691 01:10:54,047 --> 01:10:57,134 She told me because she was actually concerned about your well-being. 1692 01:10:57,135 --> 01:11:00,996 She kinda had the impression that... you were really down. 1693 01:11:01,221 --> 01:11:03,081 I mean... suicidal-down. 1694 01:11:03,099 --> 01:11:06,126 Everything's tickity boo, man. I'm fucking... Life is deadly. 1695 01:11:06,145 --> 01:11:08,813 I can understand that it sucks, and that, you know, 1696 01:11:08,814 --> 01:11:12,400 there's a point where you kinda wanna wallow in a little self-pity, 1697 01:11:12,402 --> 01:11:14,011 but, fuck, like... 1698 01:11:14,945 --> 01:11:16,345 she's a little girl. 1699 01:11:17,114 --> 01:11:18,907 That is not an option, right? 1700 01:11:18,908 --> 01:11:20,326 Would I do somethin' stupid like that 1701 01:11:20,327 --> 01:11:22,560 if I had another fucking baby on the way? 1702 01:11:22,578 --> 01:11:23,953 No, I wouldn't. 1703 01:11:23,953 --> 01:11:25,662 So... fucking relax. 1704 01:11:25,663 --> 01:11:27,414 (kids screaming in the distance) 1705 01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:28,707 What does that mean? 1706 01:11:28,708 --> 01:11:30,484 I fucking knocked up Trish. 1707 01:11:31,252 --> 01:11:32,862 What? 1708 01:11:34,088 --> 01:11:35,591 Yeah. 1709 01:11:35,591 --> 01:11:37,717 I don't remember. Barely. 1710 01:11:37,719 --> 01:11:39,077 Wow...! 1711 01:11:40,180 --> 01:11:41,622 That's crazy. 1712 01:11:41,849 --> 01:11:44,876 You know, you got stuff to live for, Dean. 1713 01:11:47,063 --> 01:11:49,773 - Pass me your plate. - Chickens lay eggs! 1714 01:11:49,774 --> 01:11:50,840 Hey, Chris? 1715 01:11:51,734 --> 01:11:53,467 Daddy, are you okay? 1716 01:11:53,985 --> 01:11:56,404 - Why... why do you ask? Why? - (Trixie): Taking us under their wing... 1717 01:11:56,404 --> 01:11:58,599 and they've shown us this really great opportunity. 1718 01:11:58,617 --> 01:11:59,783 Yeah. 1719 01:11:59,784 --> 01:12:01,435 Yeah, I'm fine. 1720 01:12:01,453 --> 01:12:02,578 Are you okay? 1721 01:12:02,579 --> 01:12:03,788 Yeah. 1722 01:12:03,789 --> 01:12:06,375 Good. So... pair of okays. 1723 01:12:06,376 --> 01:12:08,542 you order like your household... 1724 01:12:08,543 --> 01:12:11,296 Grab that hat there, Chaz. Let's do some karaoke. 1725 01:12:11,296 --> 01:12:12,863 Pick someone. 1726 01:12:14,298 --> 01:12:16,591 Oh, right to Wade, there. Okay, Wade. 1727 01:12:16,592 --> 01:12:18,301 - Okay. - Let's hear it. 1728 01:12:18,302 --> 01:12:21,471 O tidings of comfort and joy 1729 01:12:21,472 --> 01:12:22,806 Comfort and joy 1730 01:12:22,807 --> 01:12:25,225 O tidings of comfort 1731 01:12:25,226 --> 01:12:26,728 And joy 1732 01:12:26,729 --> 01:12:29,605 Valued effort. Right on! 1733 01:12:29,606 --> 01:12:31,400 Chastity, who's next? Who do you think? 1734 01:12:31,402 --> 01:12:33,135 - Mm-hmm... - Deaner! 1735 01:12:33,153 --> 01:12:34,404 - Oh...! - Please... 1736 01:12:34,404 --> 01:12:37,347 - No, I... I ain't singing, man. - Please, Daddy... 1737 01:12:38,699 --> 01:12:39,826 Please... 1738 01:12:39,827 --> 01:12:41,661 Come on, Deaner. Do it. 1739 01:12:41,662 --> 01:12:42,936 Alright. 1740 01:12:43,413 --> 01:12:45,163 - What did you get? - More Than a Feeling. 1741 01:12:45,164 --> 01:12:47,207 So I'm goin' to Cabo Wabo tomorrow; 1742 01:12:47,208 --> 01:12:50,028 you guys probably aren't gonna see me for a really long time. 1743 01:12:50,671 --> 01:12:52,573 And I just wanted to say goodbye. 1744 01:12:52,800 --> 01:12:54,091 I'll be thinking about you guys out there... 1745 01:12:54,092 --> 01:12:57,453 and I just wanted you guys to know that... I love you guys all. 1746 01:12:59,849 --> 01:13:03,501 I looked out this morning and the sun was gone 1747 01:13:04,019 --> 01:13:07,671 Turned on some music to start my day 1748 01:13:08,523 --> 01:13:11,716 I lost myself in a familiar song 1749 01:13:12,694 --> 01:13:15,445 (in a high-pitched voice) I closed my eyes 1750 01:13:15,447 --> 01:13:16,805 And I slipped away 1751 01:13:21,619 --> 01:13:23,814 (karaoke music) 1752 01:13:28,170 --> 01:13:31,488 It's more than a feeling 1753 01:13:32,047 --> 01:13:35,908 When I hear that old song start to play 1754 01:13:37,220 --> 01:13:39,371 I begin dreaming 1755 01:13:40,725 --> 01:13:44,420 'Til I see Marianne walk away 1756 01:13:47,106 --> 01:13:51,135 I see my Marianne walking away 1757 01:13:52,654 --> 01:13:54,346 (exaggerating the note) 1758 01:13:59,327 --> 01:14:01,935 What the fuck is goin' on, Dean? 1759 01:14:02,622 --> 01:14:06,024 So many people have come and gone 1760 01:14:06,876 --> 01:14:08,275 Their faces fade 1761 01:14:08,293 --> 01:14:10,904 As the years go by 1762 01:14:11,172 --> 01:14:12,739 But I still recall 1763 01:14:12,757 --> 01:14:15,034 As I wander on 1764 01:14:16,220 --> 01:14:19,872 As clear as the sun in the summer sky 1765 01:14:22,519 --> 01:14:24,168 Slipped away 1766 01:14:28,274 --> 01:14:30,466 (exaggerating the note) 1767 01:14:35,408 --> 01:14:37,283 I can't believe my fucking ears, Dean! 1768 01:14:37,284 --> 01:14:38,769 - Whoo! - (applauding) 1769 01:14:40,287 --> 01:14:41,372 Do it again! 1770 01:14:41,372 --> 01:14:43,524 (exaggerating the note) 1771 01:14:45,961 --> 01:14:47,944 It's 'cause of your... ballessness. 1772 01:14:47,962 --> 01:14:49,420 A castrati! 1773 01:14:49,421 --> 01:14:52,989 (high pitch): Castrati 1774 01:14:53,509 --> 01:14:55,801 One more! One more! One more. 1775 01:14:55,802 --> 01:14:59,037 Merry Christmas. 1776 01:15:01,810 --> 01:15:03,877 You're stayin', man. You're stayin'. 1777 01:15:05,105 --> 01:15:06,213 Goodnight, Dean. 1778 01:15:06,231 --> 01:15:08,274 - Ahem... thanks for everything. - Goodnight. 1779 01:15:08,275 --> 01:15:10,652 - And you have the number to call me if she gets freaked out. 1780 01:15:10,653 --> 01:15:13,113 - (whispering): Yeah, you got her. - Thanks, Deaner. 1781 01:15:13,113 --> 01:15:14,863 Later, Wader. 1782 01:15:14,864 --> 01:15:16,533 Thank you. 1783 01:15:16,533 --> 01:15:17,826 Yeah, thanks for havin' us. 1784 01:15:17,827 --> 01:15:19,769 - Yeah, take care. - Okay. You too. 1785 01:15:22,957 --> 01:15:24,190 Hey, uh... goodnight, Dean. 1786 01:15:24,208 --> 01:15:26,653 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, Dean. 1787 01:15:31,259 --> 01:15:32,743 Ah... 1788 01:15:33,927 --> 01:15:35,328 Here we go, honey. 1789 01:15:35,930 --> 01:15:37,204 Oh... 1790 01:15:38,015 --> 01:15:39,372 Yeah... 1791 01:15:39,975 --> 01:15:41,833 Yep. You see? 1792 01:15:42,978 --> 01:15:44,336 Here you go... 1793 01:15:45,605 --> 01:15:49,132 - There's no place like Christmas. (echoing) 1794 01:15:50,109 --> 01:15:51,386 (bells tolling) 1795 01:16:01,122 --> 01:16:02,523 Ah... 1796 01:16:03,876 --> 01:16:05,109 Dean! 1797 01:16:05,793 --> 01:16:07,110 Farrel! 1798 01:16:07,962 --> 01:16:10,256 Farrel, is that fucking you, man? 1799 01:16:10,256 --> 01:16:12,115 It's good to see you, man. 1800 01:16:13,261 --> 01:16:15,496 Dean, what have you learned this Christmas? 1801 01:16:15,512 --> 01:16:18,182 Get the fuck out of here, man. You... 1802 01:16:18,184 --> 01:16:20,851 I don't need to be saved, Farrel. I al... 1803 01:16:20,853 --> 01:16:22,686 I already found the Christmas spirit... 1804 01:16:22,688 --> 01:16:23,979 and the Christmas miracle. 1805 01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:25,148 Your voice has wings. 1806 01:16:25,149 --> 01:16:26,358 Ah...! 1807 01:16:26,359 --> 01:16:28,025 - So use them. - Use them. 1808 01:16:28,027 --> 01:16:29,693 - Use them. - Use them... 1809 01:16:29,694 --> 01:16:31,278 Use them! 1810 01:16:31,279 --> 01:16:32,363 Use 'em... 1811 01:16:32,363 --> 01:16:34,264 Use them! 1812 01:16:34,282 --> 01:16:36,240 (laughing maniacally) 1813 01:16:36,242 --> 01:16:37,643 Use... them! 1814 01:16:39,412 --> 01:16:42,289 He's a chubby little fellow with a long white beard 1815 01:16:42,291 --> 01:16:44,650 And he brings us Christmas cheer 1816 01:16:45,252 --> 01:16:48,088 he's a ruddy little fellow with a bright-red coat 1817 01:16:48,090 --> 01:16:50,658 And a sleigh with eight reindeer 1818 01:16:51,885 --> 01:16:54,011 He's a happy little fellow with a pack on his back 1819 01:16:54,011 --> 01:16:56,204 And a smile that shines so bright 1820 01:16:57,349 --> 01:17:00,225 he's the jolly little fellow called Santa Claus 1821 01:17:00,226 --> 01:17:02,353 - (muffled screaming) - No! Tron! 1822 01:17:02,354 --> 01:17:04,296 He's a chubby little fellow 1823 01:17:04,314 --> 01:17:05,966 With a long white beard 1824 01:17:05,983 --> 01:17:08,944 It's gonna be okay, I've had a Christmas miracle. 1825 01:17:08,945 --> 01:17:10,680 (high pitch): Fuck you! 1826 01:17:11,698 --> 01:17:12,782 Come on, die! 1827 01:17:12,783 --> 01:17:14,516 Oh! 1828 01:17:14,534 --> 01:17:15,810 Oh... 1829 01:17:16,119 --> 01:17:17,979 - I'm okay, man! I'm fucking okay! 1830 01:17:20,454 --> 01:17:21,730 Stop it. 1831 01:17:22,750 --> 01:17:23,833 Fuck man! (screaming) 1832 01:17:23,835 --> 01:17:25,543 You fucking pissed yourself, man! 1833 01:17:25,545 --> 01:17:28,154 Fuck! Jesus fuck! 1834 01:17:30,341 --> 01:17:31,699 What the fuck's the matter with you, man? 1835 01:17:31,717 --> 01:17:32,993 - Pissed myself. - (sobbing) 1836 01:17:35,264 --> 01:17:36,497 It's okay, man. 1837 01:17:38,059 --> 01:17:39,292 Okay... 1838 01:17:40,185 --> 01:17:41,895 It's really... It stinks, man. 1839 01:17:41,895 --> 01:17:43,104 I need a cloth. 1840 01:17:43,105 --> 01:17:44,590 Ah, shh! Chastity's upstairs. 1841 01:17:44,606 --> 01:17:46,233 Sorry, kids! 1842 01:17:46,234 --> 01:17:47,943 (broken glass) 1843 01:17:47,944 --> 01:17:50,529 No one knows this, man. 1844 01:17:50,529 --> 01:17:52,363 No one ever fucking hears about this, man. 1845 01:17:52,364 --> 01:17:53,448 Oh... 1846 01:17:53,449 --> 01:17:55,268 Oh, fuck, man. (broken glass) 1847 01:17:56,412 --> 01:17:57,953 I'm gonna go... 1848 01:17:57,954 --> 01:17:59,957 I'm gonna go wash these pants nice and clean. 1849 01:17:59,957 --> 01:18:01,500 Don't worry. 1850 01:18:01,501 --> 01:18:04,377 If you hang up the stockings and you're quiet as a mouse... 1851 01:18:04,378 --> 01:18:07,338 Be sure to turn off the lights... 1852 01:18:07,340 --> 01:18:10,384 Then the jolly little fellow called Santa Claus... 1853 01:18:10,385 --> 01:18:12,784 Will be around on Christmas Eve night 1854 01:18:13,554 --> 01:18:16,014 He's a chubby little fellow with a long white beard 1855 01:18:16,015 --> 01:18:17,957 And he loves little girls and boys 1856 01:18:19,100 --> 01:18:22,002 And he never cares if you're rich or poor 1857 01:18:22,604 --> 01:18:24,005 Shanto? 1858 01:18:25,442 --> 01:18:27,509 Did you bring me a present? 1859 01:18:30,823 --> 01:18:33,574 Then the jolly little fellow called Santa Claus 1860 01:18:33,576 --> 01:18:36,144 Will be around on Christmas Eve night 1861 01:18:40,291 --> 01:18:41,608 Thank you, Shanto. 1862 01:18:42,460 --> 01:18:43,542 You're welcome. 1863 01:18:43,543 --> 01:18:45,278 Merry Christmas, Shanto. 1864 01:18:52,262 --> 01:18:53,956 Merry Christmas, little girl. 1865 01:18:57,935 --> 01:19:00,186 - Yes, sir! - Whoo! 1866 01:19:00,188 --> 01:19:02,046 - She looks so good, you know? - Doesn't she? 1867 01:19:02,064 --> 01:19:03,980 - Like a deadly little ice dragon. - Yeah. 1868 01:19:03,981 --> 01:19:06,859 Just like ready to breathe fire on any opponent. 1869 01:19:06,859 --> 01:19:09,737 So you're gonna get the treatment and you know what it is? 1870 01:19:09,738 --> 01:19:11,905 No screwing around, you know? I think I learned my lesson. 1871 01:19:11,907 --> 01:19:14,449 Yeah, like what am I gonna get? Like a cancer of the penis next? 1872 01:19:14,451 --> 01:19:16,078 I'm gonna ride your ass about it. 1873 01:19:16,078 --> 01:19:18,063 Just make sure Wade's not around. 1874 01:19:18,372 --> 01:19:19,814 Hey, come on, you guys! It's fun! 1875 01:19:19,832 --> 01:19:22,025 (honking) 1876 01:19:22,418 --> 01:19:23,837 Dean, it's fucking Tron! 1877 01:19:23,837 --> 01:19:25,029 Merry Christmas! 1878 01:19:25,046 --> 01:19:27,465 I have presents. My list says you were good this year. 1879 01:19:27,466 --> 01:19:29,091 Merry Christmas. 1880 01:19:29,092 --> 01:19:31,202 I recognize you, little girl. 1881 01:19:34,597 --> 01:19:36,181 - Merry Christmas, Tron. - You alright? 1882 01:19:36,182 --> 01:19:37,810 Yeah. Did you get those pants back? 1883 01:19:37,810 --> 01:19:39,353 Yeah. Thanks, man. They're... 1884 01:19:39,354 --> 01:19:41,006 - Cool, man. - crispy clean. 1885 01:19:42,358 --> 01:19:43,632 I must admit it, you know, 1886 01:19:43,650 --> 01:19:46,194 it's good to just be back at good old hanging out... 1887 01:19:46,194 --> 01:19:48,738 with my best bud here, you know, fucking skatin' and havin' a good time. 1888 01:19:48,738 --> 01:19:50,739 I was blinded by some love, and... Dean... 1889 01:19:50,740 --> 01:19:52,533 I was blinded by anger. 1890 01:19:52,534 --> 01:19:55,578 It is fucking weird knowing that Dean's the father of my child, 1891 01:19:55,578 --> 01:19:57,895 but Dean's got one more in the bag... 1892 01:19:57,913 --> 01:19:59,456 with his bag. 1893 01:19:59,457 --> 01:20:00,957 To be honest, I haven't told Trish that, 1894 01:20:00,958 --> 01:20:03,836 you know, I can't really produce... living sperm, so... 1895 01:20:03,837 --> 01:20:05,753 You know, I don't think she actually knows. 1896 01:20:05,755 --> 01:20:07,756 Hopefully, it'll look fucking mostly like her, 1897 01:20:07,757 --> 01:20:09,216 and it won't be an issue. 1898 01:20:09,217 --> 01:20:10,635 Lotsa babies there, you know, 1899 01:20:10,636 --> 01:20:12,179 they don't look anything like their fucking parents. 1900 01:20:12,180 --> 01:20:14,347 Lotsa fucking babies look like me and they ain't mine. 1901 01:20:14,349 --> 01:20:16,141 - Yeah. - Good shot! 1902 01:20:16,143 --> 01:20:18,168 Kicked it right out! That's my little girl! 1903 01:20:18,185 --> 01:20:20,212 (high pitch): Bravo! 1904 01:20:21,814 --> 01:20:23,048 Oh...! 1905 01:20:23,524 --> 01:20:26,260 Was it something I said or something I did 1906 01:20:26,862 --> 01:20:29,014 Did my words not come out right 1907 01:20:29,990 --> 01:20:33,368 Though I tried not to hurt you 1908 01:20:33,369 --> 01:20:34,703 Whoo! 1909 01:20:34,704 --> 01:20:37,105 But I guess that's why they say 1910 01:20:37,123 --> 01:20:41,277 Every rose has its thorn 1911 01:20:42,962 --> 01:20:47,448 Just like every night has its dawn 1912 01:20:49,385 --> 01:20:52,037 Just like every cowboy 1913 01:20:53,597 --> 01:20:55,748 Sings a sad sad song 1914 01:20:57,100 --> 01:21:00,505 Every rose has its thorn 1915 01:21:02,106 --> 01:21:04,259 (cheering) 1916 01:21:33,641 --> 01:21:37,935 The light shines so bright like beacons in the night 1917 01:21:37,936 --> 01:21:41,256 Telling of goodwill and sweetness and cheer 1918 01:21:43,650 --> 01:21:47,929 The season has come when we are all as one 1919 01:21:48,782 --> 01:21:52,100 Christmas time is here 1920 01:21:52,953 --> 01:21:54,688 Here comes the snow 1921 01:21:55,414 --> 01:21:57,274 Well let it blow 1922 01:21:57,958 --> 01:21:59,650 Your heart's aglow 1923 01:22:00,293 --> 01:22:02,194 Well let it show 1924 01:22:03,006 --> 01:22:04,738 Because there's no 1925 01:22:05,425 --> 01:22:07,367 No no no no 1926 01:22:07,551 --> 01:22:11,706 No place like Christmas 1927 01:22:33,703 --> 01:22:35,829 Songs that were sung 1928 01:22:35,831 --> 01:22:38,690 As a child have become 1929 01:22:39,342 --> 01:22:42,779 It's like flickering fire 1930 01:22:43,922 --> 01:22:45,800 It's been so long 1931 01:22:45,801 --> 01:22:49,095 So let's all join along 1932 01:22:49,095 --> 01:22:52,789 Sing like a heavenly choir 1933 01:22:53,684 --> 01:22:55,376 Here comes the snow 1934 01:22:56,103 --> 01:22:57,962 Well let it blow 1935 01:22:58,646 --> 01:23:00,547 Your heart's aglow 1936 01:23:01,067 --> 01:23:03,010 Well let it show 1937 01:23:03,569 --> 01:23:05,512 Because there's no 1938 01:23:06,032 --> 01:23:08,408 No no no no 1939 01:23:08,408 --> 01:23:12,311 No place like Christmas 1940 01:23:15,557 --> 01:23:17,275 (Dean): The socks have all been... 1941 01:23:18,194 --> 01:23:19,685 nailed to the wall. 1942 01:23:21,229 --> 01:23:23,546 All them kids are hoping that Shanto 1943 01:23:23,547 --> 01:23:25,658 has shapeshifted and filled them all. 1944 01:23:26,944 --> 01:23:29,420 Each heart is childlike and warm. 1945 01:23:30,471 --> 01:23:33,926 Dreamin' of sweet things to come on Christmas morning. 1946 01:23:33,926 --> 01:23:35,711 Here comes the snow 1947 01:23:36,563 --> 01:23:38,421 Well let it blow 1948 01:23:38,940 --> 01:23:40,841 Your heart's aglow 1949 01:23:40,967 --> 01:23:43,261 Well let it show 1950 01:23:43,470 --> 01:23:45,930 Because there's no 1951 01:23:46,032 --> 01:23:48,615 No no no no 1952 01:23:48,617 --> 01:23:52,729 No place like Christmas 1953 01:23:54,289 --> 01:23:55,983 Here comes the snow 1954 01:23:56,435 --> 01:23:58,653 Well let it blow 1955 01:23:58,796 --> 01:24:01,154 Your heart's aglow 1956 01:24:01,356 --> 01:24:03,615 Well let it show 1957 01:24:03,885 --> 01:24:06,202 Because there's no 1958 01:24:06,404 --> 01:24:08,596 No no no no 1959 01:24:08,597 --> 01:24:13,582 No place like Christmas 1960 01:25:16,501 --> 01:25:18,804 (Terry): Christmas is just the most wonderful time of the year. 1961 01:25:18,805 --> 01:25:21,414 You can just sit back and get rip-roared... 1962 01:25:21,416 --> 01:25:22,391 and loaded on eggnog... 1963 01:25:22,393 --> 01:25:25,118 and mow down on those little tiny oranges. 1964 01:25:25,494 --> 01:25:28,462 God bless us everyone! 142278