All language subtitles for A.Few.Less.Men.2017

- Luke!
- Luke! Luke!

- What happened?
He fell down.

- Suddenly he was not there.
He drank too much for the wedding.

- Luke!
- Luke!

He fell far. Can he have survived?
- Yes of course.

- Great.
"One chance out of a million is a chance.

Hello?

- Hello?
- It's Luke.

- Luke!
- Luke!

Oh god you made it!
How did you survive?

The trees must have
taken care of the fall.

- Are you unharmed?
"The arm hurts, but otherwise it's fine.

"I'm the luckiest man in the world.
- Oh God!

Now he is definitely dead.

Would you like some
time with him?

That would be nice.

- I leave you alone.
- Thank you.

- My Goodness.
- Think he's dead.

He stood talking to
us and next time...

He has a massive ladder.
See it straight.

Do not shout.

Wow!

- Why is he stubborn?
- Has the vet pilled at him?

I have heard that equals get
rigorous mortis erection.

Should we try to get it away?
I do not think everyone should see it.

- He does not care.
Luke is our friend, Tom. He's just dead.

He shall not lie with a
stalk, everybody can see.

- How do we get it away?
- One of us may press it down.

Yes.

I do not touch it. I have strict
rules for touching penis.

- Especially honored. DIY.
- Well then.

- I can not.
- Massage around it, so the pressure drops.

- Then it goes down.
- Well. Get out of the way.

"It looks so bizarre.
Thank you, Tom. It is a great help.

- It is no use. It gets harder.
- The hell you are right.

Graham, take the book and hit it.
- Do you mean it?

Just give it a dash?

Put some effort in.

Pis, it does not matter. Let's tilt him
so the blood runs out of the cock.

- Why does not it work?
- I'm trying with the book.

He has stubbornness.

We did not give him an erection, it came
by himself. We tried to get it gone.

- Someone must give their relatives a message.
- About stopping?

- About the death.
- Yes of course. You're right.

Pardon. My thoughts...
Tom, will you do it?

- No thanks.
- Why not?

It's a scarlet, and his
aunt is stun dusting.

"Maybe Henry answers.
- Crazy cousin Henry? Even worse.

"He always pisses my prisoners on me.
- And me.

He hates us. Who should call?
- The one who stood Luke closest. You.

We stood him all close.
You had a special bond.

You actually did. It was Graham
who said they were best friends.

- When we were younger. We slipped apart.
- You did not.

Well, we did.
I did not like him at last.

It's getting embarrassing.
Thumbs up, thumbs down. The loser is calling.

- I always lose.
"The chance is one to three. Come on.

- Well.
- One two Three.

One two Three.
One two Three.

Shit!

A huge stone!
A huge stone!

No! No, it's Graham!
No, Graham lives! Luke is dead!

Yes!
Yes, your nephew is dead.

He is dead.
DEATH! Death!

No, you should not give Henry the phone.
You should not give him it.

He wants to talk to you.

David, is that true
what Graham said?

Yes, it hurts me.
That was the worst thing that could happen.

- How's your mother?
- She's completely broken.

She says she wants to see him.
How fast can you get London?

- As soon as possible.
- If that was wrong?

- Ingens. It was an accident.
- I know you're a bunch of idiots.

I've said he was going to skip you.
I hold you personally responsible.

- Why me?
- He was there for your wedding!

You dragged him there.
You killed him.

And you have to bring him home in one piece.

- I'll do that.
- Well.

Otherwise, you'll get a riot on comedy, David.

You get the ass more on comedy than
you've ever had. Are you following?

- Yes, I'm with you.
- Well.

Luke is going to London in a hurry.

How is Mia doing?
- She has had better.

Poor thing. She is ready for
honeymoon and then you go to London.

- She is very understanding.
- She must be.

Especially when we are allowed to lend her
father's company break. How did he do that?

Better than expected
but not super good.

Henry wants to have Luke home in one
piece, or I'll run out of comedy.

- What does he mean?
- Have no idea. But something I do not want.

Help me get Luke back on time.

No problem.

We'll never get it.

It must enter the cabin.

- How are you?
How could Graham do that?

He was struck by a large rock.

- Which country are we flying over now?
- Still Australia.

We have flown for hours.

- Everything is alright?
- Yes, it's fine. Thanks.

- Did you think about your friend?
- What? Oh yes.

Thanks.

- Did you meet each other?
- I have known him since we were young.

- So sad.
- Yes it is.

If you need something,
just go to.

I'll do that.

I saw this on television.
The blood is circulating throughout the body.

- I do not want a blood clot.
- You...

I have been lucky with the flight attendant.

I think she will give a comfort knot.

- Do you mean it? Where should you do that?
- On the toilet.

- And you think it's appropriate?
"I'm in fact a little clue.

But Luke's death has reminded me of taking
advantage of the possibilities of life.

- What do you want from me? Approbation?
- That would be great.

If you think it's appropriate to grow
sex when a dead friend is in a chest...

Thanks, buddy.

- May I be here?
- You kept asking, so...

- Now you are here.
"I've never been to a cockpit before.

Why is it called the cockpit?
Is there a cook in it?

Sometimes.

- Would you wish you had missiles?
- Do not touch. Thanks.

Have you had to fly your
head like Denzel Washington?

- No, never.
- Have you met John Travolta?

Put, I was a terrorist
who went crazy now.

- Have you always had mustaches?
- No.

- What does it do?
- It's the fuel.

- Nice, right?
- Pis.

I've always been crazy
about flight attendants.

- I'm a flight attendant.
- Then we say that.

It would be great if we did.

- Your dead friend is in the box.
- He hears nothing.

- This is incredible.
- Yes.

- Look, birds!
- Pis! What the hell are you doing?

- Pardon.
- What is wrong with you? I must have arranged it.

- Where are you going? What about the plane?
- The autopilot is on. You touch nothing.

- Forget about sex. What about a kiss?
- Do not talk about it.

Janet.

Luftwaffe!

Something flashes.

I...
Should you...

- Hello!
What the hell?

Oh God.
We have to sit down.

Captain!
- What happens?

- What have you done?
- The lamp was flashing, so I touched it.

- Idiot! Do you want to kill us?
- No.

Come on!

Can I get help?

- It was not my fault.
- If so? My Aunt Agathas?

- Who?
- I forbid you to punch something!

What happened?

Your late friend destroyed the plane
and was killing us. Nothing else.

What do we do?
Calling for help?

It is an option.
Or we can stay here and die.

- There is no cover.
"We are in the middle of the wilderness.

- I intend to see if I can find help.
- Yes, wait for me.

We should join.
We'll pick up Luke later.

I'm not leaving him.
Send help when you find something.

- We should stay together.
- Good, then we stay here.

Wait...

Last attempt. What is the chance that there
will be something out of what we talked about?

- Go to hell.
- Nice.

Good we stay.

- Here's stinking.
- It may be me.

- I was in the pants on the plane.
- It did all. That was terrible.

I did it right.

Graham, yes.
However, clothes change.

Yes. Yes.

Pis.

Where are they?
There have been several hours.

- What should we do?
- Leave the place and look for help.

Guys?

- We're taking Luke.
- Are you insane? We can not bear it.

It is one of your best friends. If we go
from him, he hurts. He's going to cool.

We can not bear him.
He is too heavy.

Graham has right, David.

It is galimatias to drag his
body through the wilderness.

-Good, so.-Come on now.

- There you can see. It's not that heavy.
- Gu is it so.

- We can handle it. There is probably a pub somewhere.
- Even closer to a crocodile.

Oh God, I'm not working anymore.

- My fingers soon fall off.
- Quit, Graham.

"My back makes insane sickness.
- Quit, Graham.

- My end is heavier.
- Quit, Graham.

Now we are switching.
You take this end.

Nope. That's your end.
We have used to our positions.

- It's too stupid.
You're too stupid.

- Your mother is too stupid.
- You have beard.

- She has hormonal problems.
- Stop it!

If we do not get Luke to London before
he murmures, Henry kills us, right?

It is very possible.

When the kid took a bite of Luke's
food, Henry pissed him in his head.

Pissefjæs John Tate.

I will never go again. If we come
to London, I get a wheelchair.

I say I am handicapped so
someone can drive me around.

No no no!

- I think I can see a road.
- Where?

Right there.
It actually looks like a road.

- You said there was a way.
- I thought.

What do we do now?

"We must learn from this.
- We die of this.

We will be ripe for this experience.
All of us.

- It's actually true. Especially Graham.
- What does that mean?

- You too, Tom. Especially you.
- Why especially me?

You are over 30 and behave
like a horny schoolboy.

Would it be bad?
You got the plane to crash down.

It was an accident. It could have
happened to anyone. He left me alone.

Our development has stopped.

Mundhuggerierne, the
sarcastic comments.

We have the chance to live our lives.
A chance that Luke did not get.

If there were any justice,
Luke would still be alive.

- I can not move more.
- We are in the middle of nothing. We are on the ass.

- See! Stop!
- Wait!

- Stands!
- Pis!

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There's another one.

Stop!

- Is everything OK?
- Yes. Thank you for stopping.

- What are you doing out here?
- It's a long story, but...

- Our plane crashed.
- Have you been in a plane crash?

- Yes, he got the plane to crash.
- Can you drive to the nearest city?

- Of course. Come on.
- Unbelievable.

- No problem.
- Remember your box.

- We will.
- What's in it?

- Hvabehar?
- What's in the box?

Your giant box.
- It is...

- It's meat.
- Is that meat?

We ship a light meat.

Fine.
Put it behind.

- Where are you heading?
- For an underground festival.

- A festival?
- Come along. It will be fun.

Lots of pressure, fabrics and sex.
The kind of.

- David?
- Do not talk about it. I know what you want to say.

You will say we are going to the festival.
We will not.

- Are you wearing a ride?
- No, I admire the view.

Here is so beautiful.

Luke is going home.
It's more important than a bang.

I'm not thinking of banging.
I want to the festival -

- because there is food, drink and a telephone.
And maybe a cooler to the meat.

What is that cramped?
I'm not gonna knock on buttons.

Okay.

- Keep your fingers off buttons.
- I just asked what it meant.

Guys? You have guys with.
Brilliant.

- Who is it?
- Felicity. She owns the place.

- What about your meat?
- Do you have meat?

Come with me.
This road to the Felicity festival.

- Here you go. Here you go.
- Condoms! Free condoms!

Hello.

Hello.

Just put it there.

- See you soon. I'm going to pee.
- See you.

Graham, I find a phone. Keep an eye on
the refrigerator so nobody finds Luke.

- Should I stand here alone?
- Yes, you must.

- Hi. You look amazing.
- Thank you.

- When did it start?
- Several days ago.

It happens every year when Felicity's
husband travels. Everyone goes crazy.

Mother!

Moar!

- Can not you really hear that?
- Hear what?

Hello?
David? Where the hell are you?

Everything is fine.
We have only had a small problem.

- What kind of problem?
- The plane crashed.

- What?
- Luke is fine. We'll get him home.

He's not fine, right? He is dead.
It's fine not to be dead.

His body is fine.
We'll probably get him home.

When? The funeral is arranged.
It runs from the stack in a few days.

- We reach home. I promise.
Do you remember what I said, David?

Yes. Everything is alright.
There is control over it all.

- Nosser! Shit! Shit! Patter!
- Henry?

- Who in hell was that?
- There was none.

Are you partying?

- It's closer to a festival.
- A festival?

We are in a city near Perth.
Would you mind?

- We'll have him back home...
- I'll call. It is acute.

Just a moment.
Pardon.

Bill, mate.
We lack beer.

Yes, now.

What do you mean by "can not"?
Bonded asshole!

Sorry.

Out, your perverse pig!

- I'm as if I'm going to die.
- You just have to eat.

Wait here and I'll find
a big, juicy piece -

- light.

Have you heard they found a match?
Felicity found a dead man in the kitchen.

- Who?
- A guy. We go in and look.

Yes.

They have found him!

I have an idea. Do you want a
triangle with me and my friend?

- If you do not want it, it's...
- Of course I want it.

- It's not a guy, right?
- No, of course not.

That's Heidi.
Have you seen her? She is so beautiful.

- She's pretty dirty, so if you do not...
- It is okay. I do not discriminate.

- Great. Should I pick her up?
- Yes.

Yeah okay.

- Shall we not paint him?
"It's true then, the idea of all time.

Tom, we need you. They have Luke.
- What?

- They have found Luke. We have to fix it.
- Do it. See you later.

- You're coming with.
- I can not.

Her girl, Lisa. She... Threesome.
We need a triangle.

- Me, her and her girlfriend.
- We do not have time to discuss.

- Smut, you two.
- Come on!

No!

- Hey, whats up?
- Sorry.

- With leave.
- Stands!

- It's our friend.
Why is your dead friend a festival?

- We are trying to get his body back home.
- A snake has bitten me in the dick!

Reach? Graham!

You with him

Come on!

Take to Perth and get Luke.
You can not trust those boys.

I do not go to Perth.
It is on the other side of the earth.

- I'm not going over there. It is too far.
- You must go to Perth.

- I do not go to Perth!
- You have to go with the next flight.

- I'm not leaving!
- Excellent. Take over and meet them.

Make sure to get Luke home in time
for the funeral. Everything is paid.

Good, then take the fists
over to skidding Perth!

I can not grasp it.
A triangle for the heck!

You do not understand that kind of thing.

I am addicted to different sexual
experiences to give meaning to life.

Guys, do you also think that
the box looks like a penis?

- Yes a little. A big goldpick.
- It's circumcised.

Hi every one.
Sorry, we are disturbing.

We need a lift so close
to Perth we can come.

Is there anyone who can help us?

I can drive you.

- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome. In ten minutes?

Perfect.

- What's in the box?
- It's our friend.

Is that his chest?
He is dead then?

Yes.

You can not drive around with him in the heat.
You have to bury him.

- Otherwise, he begins to rot.
- Thanks for the advice.

Put your friend on the car
of my car and we'll drive.

Once again thank you.
You are a big help.

No problem.
I just have to piss before we drive.

- Which car is it?
- The white outside on the left, beautiful.

Well.

Two three.

Up with the slit.

- We are ready.
- Then we drive.

- Where are you going?
- Your car is standing there.

No.

- You said the white to the left.
- I meant right. Pardon.

- I always switch around on them.
- What?

- It drives. The car is driving.
- Wait!

- Stands!
- It is fun.

- Wait!
- Stands!

What the hell?

Eric!

Did you put your penis on the wrong lad?
- Yes, we have to catch it.

- Hurry up!
- Please hurry up.

Bad hip.

- Then we drive.
- Tighten the harnesses.

Faster.

- It almost went.
"We really need to hurry.

- Is there a free lane behind?
- Yes!

- Come on. Drive!
- Then we drive.

- Can you slow down on the accelerator?
- I do not want speedboats.

- I pay the fines. Double up.
"I do not want to blame people.

- Then, hit the accelerator down!
- Jøsses. Just relax.

You should have checked it before you
put your penis on the wrong lad.

This is not useful.
He is above all mountains.

Just stand the car.
Stop.

Hell's shabby hell!

Shit!

Well. What do we do now?
What is our alternative?

It will not be easy to find a white car.
It seems that everyone has one.

- So in the license plate?
- I did that.

- Did you? Unbelievable. What was it?
- I did not notice that.

- Always keep an eye on things!
- I did not know that would happen.

"I can not remember it when you shout.
- He is right. We have to relax.

Think about it.

It was a name.
A strange name.

Beautiful.
What was it?

That was... It was...

Use your brain.
Relax and think about.

You have it in you, Graham.

- Pokkers.
You're welcome Graham.

- It is gone.
- Think!

- Why are you never doing anything right?
What the hell should it mean?

You got the plane to crash. You did not stay with
Luke, as you should. You destroy everything!

- He's too much.
- Relax.

I'm in charge of this.
Do not you feel that?

Luke was in Australia because
of me and now he's dead.

The least I can do is deliver
him to his aunt in one piece.

If I can not handle it-

How should I live with myself?

Dude...

Sorry, brother.

Mungus.

Mungus.
There was Mungus on the license plate.

- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.

- Do you know where the nearest police station is?
- Yes.

- Is it here?
- Yes.

Fat.
Thanks for the ride.

Sorry, I...
Shouted and such.

- Did you call?
- Yes a little.

But thank you.

- Yes, see you.
- Yes. Bye Bye.

You're welcome.
Take good care of yourself.

We will.

Bye Bye.
Well, but then I'm leaving.

- Man.
- Okay. Goodbye.

Did you say anything?

- No.
- Did not you?

- You can drive now.
- Well then.

Bye Bye.

"If unmanned, call
on the clock."

Press it.

There.

Heck take me.

- Yes?
- Hi. We have a bug problem.

We are looking for a local. We have his
license plate. Can we have that address?

- Yes. Definitely.
- Well.

I always give people's
addresses to savages.

- Do you mean it?
- Yes, days long.

Are you sarcastic?
- No, why should I be sarcastic?

- It is very important.
- Yes? Why?

He has some of us. A box.
- How does it look?

- a penis A gold pencil.
- A penis?

- It's a gold pencil.
- Yes.

Is there anything in the penile
box, or is it an empty penile box?

- There is something in it.
- What?

- Our friend.
- Your friend is in a penile box?

- a gold pencil
Are you having fun with me?

No, it's deeply serious.
Our friend died.

We were on our way home when the plane
crashed and someone drove him in a pencil.

You know, it's a crime to
waste the time of the police?

Båtnakker.

- Will she come back?
- It's unclear.

- She just sits with her feet up.
- What happens? How do we find Mungus?

- I know Mungus.
- Do you?

- I know where he lives. I can drive you.
- It would be amazing.

No problem.
Hop up on the bus.

David, your big shit.
It's Henry.

I'm in Abu Dhabi on my way to Perth
to make sure you get Luke home.

I'm there tomorrow morning.
Listen here, what to do:

Thank you for driving us.
We are so grateful.

- What did you do at the police station?
- I was taken for assault.

- You are sweet.
- Thank you.

I do not like English, because they are
gays, but I'm considering taking you.

Do you mean it?
Thanks.

- Do you like Australian women?
- Yes. Do you know anyone?

What the hell should it mean?
- Pardon. It was a joke.

- Scrub the hell to.
- It was not meant to hurt.

Maureen asked if I liked
Australian women.

And I said "Do you know someone?"
Maureen, come back.

- Graham, yes.
"It was not that bad at all.

Pikansjos.

Maureen, I apologize for my friend.
He is an idiot.

- Yes, he's an idiot.
Yes, a satan idiot!

I know you're upset. But you can not
be sweet to drive us to Mungus?

- Not when you get used to me.
- No one is cheating on you.

Just because I'm over 25, you do
not think I'm a sexual creature.

- I do not think so.
- That's what he's doing.

Hey guys.
Listen here.

- She drives us to Mungus on one condition.
- Which?

- She... She...
- Spit like that.

She wants sex.
She wants sex with Graham.

- What? She is joking.
- No, you insulted her.

She will prove that she is the best
mistress of Western Australia.

- I think her.
- It is not enough. She will prove it.

- She's too old. She looks like my grandmother.
- Yes, she actually does.

- She's not your grandmother.
- She looks very similar.

If you do not, we are stranded in the
middle of nothing and lose Luke forever.

Can we negotiate?
He may be able to pinch her.

- There must be intercourse.
- For hell... you do it, david.

I can not. I'm married Married
people can not bowl free.

It's about bouncing with
one of a particular cause.

- Mia may not agree. You are single.
- Tom is also single.

- She specifically asked you.
- Offer. You are an expert in the field.

Bolle old ladies?
I have never done that.

- Hurry up or I'm kidding.
- Coming now.

- She's disgusting. Thumbs up or down.
No, Graham.

I can not handle it physically.

I have wanted to say so for a long
time, sorry that it has pulled out...

- I'm gay.
Are you gay?

I can not betray my sexuality.
My gay brothers become angry.

- Good attempt.
- I'm really crazy.

I have known you for 30 years.
You just do not want to bow with Maureen.

- Well. But you must not force me, David.
- Listen now.

Our friend is dead and
his body is gone.

Our only chance to get him home
is to bump your wife over there.

Come on.
Do it for Luke's sake.

- You turn on me! Should I help you?
No, thanks, Maureen. I can handle it.

- Give a kiss. I'm not a luder.
- Okay, I'm just gonna...

Maureen...

I knew you could.

Shall we go further afield?

- Yes, let's go.
- Empty.

I'm a naughty boy, Maureen.

I will be back.
It was nice. My nipples!

Take care of it!

Are you feeling well?
You have been there in untimely times.

- Yes, I am well.
- Keep it shut up. You enjoyed it.

What was that good?
What did she do?

A gentleman does not mess up.

She is very creative.
I'm completely drained.

No thank you.

We are on the move.
Mungus lives in there. Looked out with you.

Great.
You're a star, Maureen.

Maybe we can meet over a
glass when I'm in town.

- I do not think so, mate.
- Fine.

- You, Maureen? Are you on Facebook?
- Why?

- We can keep in touch.
- This was a one-off event.

Well.
Understood.

- You can follow me on Twitter if you want to.
- Yes?

MaureenB1939.
But no private messages.

MaureenB1939.

Get lost.

A little higher?

- For hell then.
- Hello?

- Hi. Is it Mungus?
- No. Jo. Who is it?

Sorry, we are disturbing.
We think you have some of ours.

- It's our friend.
- Let me fix this.

- You are Mungus?
- George Mungus. Can I help you?

We came to put something on your lad
while you were at the coffee shop.

- What did you do in my car?
- A box.

- It looks like a penis.
- Do we just have to look?

It sounds alright.
Can we see if it's still there?

Here you go.
The car stands behind.

- He is there.
- I did not even see it.

- We made it by mistake.
- It does not matter. How did you find me?

- Maureen.
- She's something for herself.

That's she.

- Do we have to call and arrange transportation?
- Yes of course.

- Come in.
- Unbelievable. Thanks.

I do not want to tell the pub that I have
been driving around with a giant potato.

Do you want a cup of tea?
But you must do me a favor.

- Of course.
- Greetings on my mother. She wants to meet you.

- Why not?
- I'll get her. The living room is there.

- You're not touching her, Graham.
- Shut up.

- Where does the old wife become?
- I do not know.

"Mungus is at least a nice guy.
- Lovely with one who is not crazy.

- Hi.
"You can not feel that way.

- It's Mungus, right?
- Yes, unfortunately.

Nice to meet you boys.
George has told me everything about you.

My Manners... I'm Mother.
Feel at home.

"We must actually move on.
- There it is.

I've been looking for it.
To the cake.

- We just want our friend and drive.
Your friend?

- The young lady who was in the box?
- What lady?

- Lock?
- She's in the bedroom.

Is not she cute?

Good day my dear

Tea and cake for everyone, not?

Dress up and see you soon.

- Dress over?
- You have to dress up for a tea party.

- All you need is in there.
- There?

Yes, come with you.

- What the hell is going on?
He is bindegal.

Not just that. He is psychopathic.
He kills us and plays us.

No, Graham. We keep calm and do as he says.
We'll probably come out.

As he says?
Dress us out as a transer?

- Never in my life. I'm not trans.
- Stop saying Trans.

He is not trans!

I want to say that he plays his mother
and seems keen to use his machete.

- Do what you want. I'm flying.
- She's out there. She kills us.

- I run the risk.
- Stay rational, Tom.

If it is rational to drink tea with
Norman Bates, I will not be rational.

- I do not want to die without my triangle.
- We die.

- He has shown the pants in his pants again.
- For seven satan... do you have it?

You have a serious problem.

Well then.
Let's hear your ingenious plan.

- Is not it nice?
- Yes.

- Your friend is a little beside himself.
He was in the pants.

Oh, in that way.

Will anyone have cake?

No?

Then I will take a bowl for-

When you came

I'm getting a little lonely.
So I'm glad-

- having met your
wonderful English women

It would be great if we could stay
together for a really long time.

Forever, in fact.
Cheers everybody.

All?

Bowl.

Who wants sugarcake?
Yes?

Well.

- Forever. That means death.
- Can I make a suggestion?

That we're kidding before
he's chopping us into pieces.

Well.

- Let him be.
- No. Grab.

- It's locked.
- Pis.

Check out the windows.

The windows are seams.
There must be a key.

Here are the sugarbread cakes.

- Hold her.
- Just do it. Running.

Help finding the key.

- How are you?
- Well. You will love them here.

- They look delicious.
- They are also.

I...
Who has sewn your dress?

It's very good.

- Thank you. I've actually sewed it myself.
- Impossible.

- How many vagina has a vombat?
- One, I want to believe.

- Thaw.
- There were many vagina.

Australia has the world's longest fence.
- I have them!

- Just one more thing...
- Yes, Tom?

No.

What?

I'll try them in order, David.

Yes!

You've gone wrong in the city.

We are out!

- Running!
- Race for your life!

Help us!

No! No!

- Mungus! What are you doing, your fiddler?
- They take her.

It's their dead friend.

Stop being so rude and
teasing yourself.

- I did not want to do anything.
- What do they think when you have a machete?

- Sorry, boys.
- Enter and rest.

He is good enough.
He is just a little special sometimes.

Get your clothes and
I'll drive you to Perth.

Why are you still wearing a dress?
- I was in my pants.

The age has taught me that you
should never trust a funnel.

Eventually there is coverage.

- David.
- It's Henry. He comes to Perth.

When?

We have to deliver Luke to a
petitioner at three o'clock. Today.

Take your legs

- You saved us. How can we thank you?
- It's alright. Just get him home.

Okay.
Goodbye.

Graham, when you're done.

Graham!

Damn.
Henry.

Henry is here.
- He's early on it.

- Get out of the way.
- Quiet now. Do not panic.

There are no problems.

- Open it now!
- Just a moment.

- What is it?
- Paint.

David!
I count to four!

One! David!
Did you forget what I said?

We never get the paint on time.
On three. Three!

- Why did not we do it in the car?
"You did not even think about it.

I'll always remember it all.
It's like being a father of two idiots.

Empty! Open the sliding door!
I'm not angry.

Something's always going wrong.
- So it's all our fault?

It would be easier if you were not so
selfish and he did not destroy everything.

Why are we still friends?
- That's a good question.

- You do not mean that.
- The thought has struck me.

Get rid of all my anger.

You do not need us after
you marry the fine one.

- Empty.
- Did you call my wife for a fine?

Free the feeling. What a nice tie.
It suits you. Is there another way in?

- Where do we do Luke?
- In it.

There's a dead man in it.
- We are switching.

What the hell is going on?

Henry.

- Nothing.
- Nothing?

Henry, why are you in Perth?

Because you idiots can not
get him home in one piece.

Here he is.

Why is he stubborn?

- We tried to get it down. Pardon.
- It does not matter.

I also want from here with stubbornness.

Someone has painted his cock.
I do not want to hear about it.

- Can we still reach the funeral?
"We must hope to hope.

We are on the next flight to London.
We have 1 hour and 49 minutes.

And one of you is going to
keep the memory language.

I do it.
Do not worry.

Here's the last call to
Quantas QF1 to Heathrow.

Please go to street 15.

Are you going to keep your mind?
You are the world's worst speaker.

I'm good when I've prepared.

- It's the captain. You did it.
- It's him.

It's the ski that caused
my plane to crash.

The plane is full, so two of you
are upgraded to business class.

- And one of us is going to fly on economy class?
- Yes unfortunately.

- How do we fix it?
- Not me. I kissed Mungus.

- I bumped with Maureen.
- Yes, but you loved it.

It was disgusting.

- Thumbs up, thumbs down.
- I'm taking the economy class.

- Why?
- To get rid of you.

- You do not mean that.
- You called my wife for a nice one.

I'm tired of wolves and spells and idioties,
and that he is shining in his pants.

I've had enough of it all.

- David. We are tired.
- It does not work for me anymore.

It has not been done for a long time.

Are you coming up with us?
- Yes, if you want to say that.

Fine with me.

Boys
- Graham, forget that. He has decided.

- Nice trip.
- Thanks darling.

- Have you seen David?
- He's here somewhere.

- I regret it with the minority language.
- Of course. Do you know what you want to say?

I want to say that Luke was
the friend of all time.

- That he had the greatest heart.
- And the biggest cock.

- I can not mention that.
- But he had. Who could know?

- What a waste.
- Stop talking about our friend's dick.

"Now I'm nervous.
- For what? Henry?

And if the memory is good,
David may not be so angry.

- It makes no difference, Graham.
- What should we do?

- I do not know.
- It will be a nightmare.

- Take a HIV.
- Do you mean it?

- Remember what happened last time.
- It was cocaine.

Hamp makes you calm.

- Enter it.
- We can not do this.

We cross the park.

Then smoke.

- My condolences. Luke was a good guy.
- Thank you.

- Do you know Graham?
No, David.

Luke was so happy for you, Graham.
- David.

- This is Luke's friend Graham.
- Hi, Graham.

- My name is David.
- Hi, Graham.

We put ourselves...
We'll get up here.

- I'm completely blown.
- Me too. The grass is fandeme strong.

It must be mixed with something.
I am a mess

Why did not you tell us before we smoke?
- I forgot that.

Welcome.

We begin today's ceremony with some
words from Luke's friend Graham.

What?

It is you.

It's not Graham.

Hi every one.
It's me, there's Graham.

- It's not him.
- What?

Luke and I were friends for many years.

And at that time he was
always a true friend.

He wondered about others.

And of all I've known,
he had the biggest cock.

- What?
- What did he say?

Heart. The biggest heart.
I should have said "greatest heart".

It's not because I've seen Lukes...
At least not in full erection.

It's not quite right,
because when he died-

-He had a huge stingray.

It was not that great.
Enough closer...

It was not a monster pik.

As you see them in porn.

Monsterpik.com.

I do not know why I'm laughing.

I am so sorry.
I hate something like this.

Hi every one.

I apologize for my friend Graham...

- I am completely done.
- What?

What he tried to say was that Luke
was a good friend for all of us.

And we will miss him.

He was the glue that
held us together.

And since he died, things
have fallen a little apart.

We had our ups and downs,
and none of us are perfect.

Far from.

But we were through very much.

I would not exchange our little
group for anything in the world.

- It's Graham.
- Pardon.

I'm too sorry about it.

- Quit, Graham.
- Pardon.

I just want to add that we
will never forget Luke.

As Tom said...
None of us are flawless.

But true friends accept each other...
Even with errors.

And Luke was a true friend.

With big penis.

Well!

Now it is enough!
Stop!

It will not only be you, David!
You all get a riot on comedy!

Stop!
Stands now!

It's time to mess!
You are slippery like an eel!

When I get hold of you, you wish
you were born without a robber.

Where did they go

Are they gone?
"We are waiting a little for safety.

Are you in trouble again, Graham?
- No, I just worked.

For Christ sake.

- It's bad.
- Yes.

"It's nice to smell their own barges.
- No.

Hello.

- 40 puppies, recording one.
Good luck

Hell's shabby hell.

Piss Shit!
Shit!

Yes? Who is it?

Vombatter is the worst.
They have two-piece pencils.

- The females have double vagina.
- Do they really?

Do you remember the last time
I took drugs before a speech?

Do you mean it?
Do you remember...

- It's our friend.
- leave me now

It's about bowling with a certain
person under mitigating circumstances.

Airbus.
British wings, British manufactured.

What happens?

- It's another scene.
- Wait, I'm checking.

I will be really happy if I can
do even more in the reply.

Pardon.

- Mark, Lynette will hit me on my face?
- Definitely.

- Do you like it?
- Beat me and give me a little more...

Why?
That is sadomasochism.

You're like a child, Tom!

You're like a child, Tom.

- Pis.
- Pardon. It was me.

That was Kevin's fault. Not mine.
It was not me.

76 anus. A camera.
Recording one.

I do not think you heard me David.
Sorry, I made a shit in the reply.

- We can not call for transportation?
- Yes of course. Join us.

"With idiots like you always go wrong.
- Thank you.

I can not replicate, so
we have to dub over.

Yes, you are going to join.
Sorry, I saw your hand range.

Yes, they...
I...

- Have you met John Travolta?
- Pardon.

Are they gone?
"We are waiting a little for safety.

Translation: Mette Curdt