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Can I get you guys anything to drink?
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- Scotch, neat.
- Scotch, neat. Jinx!
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Oh, my...
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God.
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Kids, you may be
wondering why five adults in their 30s...
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would take a jinx so seriously.
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It all started one day five years ago.
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Ooh, Van Helsing.
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Jinx. You're jinxed.
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That means that you can't speak until someone
who is present for the jinx says your name...
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or else you will have very bad luck.
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That's ridiculous.
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You broke the jinx.
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Marshall, I'm a grown-ass man.
I'm on my building's co-op board.
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When I say a pinot noir tastes luxuriously
earthy with a hint of rhubarb...
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I'm not faking it.
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I've had several of the same sexual
partners as Henry Kissinger.
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I'm not about to stop talking
just because I was jinxed.
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Barney broke three limbs and two vertebrae...
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but he never broke another jinx.
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In fact, he started
taking jinxes way too seriously.
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Barney, I'm on hold with Sports Talk A. M...
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to talk to my childhood hero
from the Minnesota Twins.
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- Who's your childhood hero?
- Frank Viola.
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- Jinx!
- Hello. This is Frank. Anyone there?
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Hello?
I can hear you breathing, you coward.
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So when someone finally jinxed Barney...
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for the first time in years,
we were pretty psyched.
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And the reign of terror is over!
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- Whoo!
- I've had this cigar
in my pocket for two years...
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waiting for this moment.
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Ah. That would've been good
about two years ago.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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You want us to say your name
and un-jinx you?
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I don't think so, pal.
This is going to be a long jinx...
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like Yom Kippur services long.
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The only difference
is Yom Kippur's a fast...
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and this one's gonna be a slow.
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Ohh!
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Now, Ted, I was wondering
if you could expand...
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upon what you were saying earlier
about antiquated currency.
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Ah, yes, yes.
Contrary to popular belief...
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the buffalo nickel was modeled on
the black diamond bison...
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rather than the more iconic
Western Plains bison.
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To wit, if President Taft had had his way...
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In the winter of 2012...
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the skyscraper that I designed
was about to open...
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which got me thinking...
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about the most influential
architecture professor I ever had.
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So when the children
of our grandchildren's children...
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ask us who were we...
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they'll find the answer carved
into the granite poetry...
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of our architecture.
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Okay.
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It doesn't get any better than that.
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Class dismissed.
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Wow. Just wow!
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Do you need something? I have an apple
I was hoping to eat in silence.
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Of course. Professor Vinick, I, um...
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l... I sketched out a design.
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It'd be such an honor
if you took a look at it.
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Oh. Well, it is believed...
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that it took the pharaohs
over 100 years...
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to build the Sphinx.
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So... you... think that I
should spend more time on it.
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Oh, dear God, no. This is terrible.
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Then why'd you mention the Sphinx?
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I find my mind is often with the Sphinx.
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Anyway, you'll never be an architect.
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You'll never be an architect.
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You'll never be an architect.
You'll never be an architectl
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Well, guess what.
I sent Professor Vinick the invitation...
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to the opening of my building...
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so he'll see that I did
become an architect...
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and that I've moved past
his petty, hurtful words.
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Wow. Fifteen years later,
and you're still this obsessed.
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Yeah. If Vinick ever goes missing...
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the cops are gonna come looking
for him in your basement.
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Totally. He's Ted's pit guy.
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How dare you! And what is that?
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A "pit guy" is someone you've
been obsessed with for so long...
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that it's driven you crazy enough...
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to throw them
in the pit in your basement...
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like in The Silence of the Lambs.
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I'm not gonna Silence of the Lambs him.
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At most, I'd Revenge of the Nerds him.
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Though I don't see a scenario where he
agrees to play me in a pentathlon.
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Yeah, I'm with Ted.
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There is no one I hate enough
to throw into a pit.
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What?
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When Robin's most hated coworker, Patrice...
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started dating Barney,
she became obsessed.
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Patrice. Patrice goes into your pit.
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Guys, I told you.
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I am done obsessing about Patrice.
Just drop her.
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- Drop her in a pit.
- Enough.
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We all have people
that we would throw in our pits...
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and I'm sure we all have people
who would like to throw us in their pits.
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Yeah, if Marshall or I ever go missing...
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I'll tell you whose basement
to look in... Daryl LaCourt.
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Oh, no. It's creepy Daryl.
Let's get out of here before he sees us.
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Hey, Hacky Sack coming through.
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- Huh. Huh.
- Hi, Daryl.
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Hey! I feel like
I never see you guys anymore.
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Like whenever I'm getting
to a party, you're just leaving.
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Even that party at your place. You guys
just raced off into the night at 7:30.
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That's weird. But this is great.
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The Three Hackmigos back together again.
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We played Hacky Sack together once
freshman year, Daryl.
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Once.
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November 14, 1996.
That is the best memory ever.
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- Sure.
- Ohh!
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Three Hackmigos for life!
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To this day, we are still getting
e-mails and posts from Daryl.
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He has commented on every photo
of baby Marvin we have ever posted...
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and then...
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he comments on his own comments.
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- Oh!
- Hey!
- Yes!
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Hey, guys, look. It's Bar... none...
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my favorite nonspeaking
jinx person in the world.
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How was your day?
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- Yeah, I didn't get a word of that.
- Sorry, buddy.
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Ah, Scherbatsky,
it's my favorite time of year.
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I didn't know you liked Christmas so much.
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No. Year-end reviews.
We get to fire some people.
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Get into the spirit.
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Look, Sandy, you might enjoy firing people
for petty, personal differences...
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I'd hardly call giving me gonorrhea
a petty, personal difference.
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But I am a professional...
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and I would never fire someone
for unprofessional reasons.
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Well, somebody's gotta go.
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Kids, the thing about pit people...
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sometimes you don't even know you have one
until you have a chance to push 'em in.
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Hi, Robin!
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Not happening, bro.
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Not happening, bro.
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Hand get tired?
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Not happening, bro.
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I hold in my hand the R.S.V.P.
From Professor Vinick.
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Uh-huh. Ah. He's checked
"will not attend," which is fine...
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because all I needed to know
was that he knows.
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So now I will throw this in the trash
and never look at it.
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What's this?
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"I believe you've sent this
to the wrong person.
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I have no idea who Ted Mosby is."
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- Uh-oh.
- Uh-oh.
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Oh, you'll remember
who I am, Professor Vinick.
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You'll never forget it.
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Not happening, bro.
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Ted, just because we're
coming with you to Wesleyan...
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does not mean
that we condone your behavior.
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We're just using it as an excuse
to see the old campus...
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and maybe watch you have
a complete mental breakdown.
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What are you even gonna do
when you see Professor Vinick?
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Oh, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
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Sweet merciful Franks
Gehry and Lloyd Wright.
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From what brilliant mind
was this work of art sired?
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Mosby.
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Ted Mosby.
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Architect...
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- But that's... that's...
- Impossible?
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Looks like you were wrong, Vinick.
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Dead wrong.
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No!
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Be careful, Ted.
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Revenge fantasies never
work out the way you want.
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Especially dance-based revenge.
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My prom was rough, guys.
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Ooh, we're almost there.
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Oh, I can't wait to see the old campus.
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I'm gonna grab one of those
giant dining hall hot dogs.
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Oh, I love those huge wieners.
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I'm not so sure you heard me.
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I said I love those huge wieners.
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I love 'em! In my mouth.
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So let me ask you a few questions,
Clarice... Patrice.
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How would you rate your performance...
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in the last six months?
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Well, I don't like to talk about myself...
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but all my coworkers deserve an
A-double-plus, that's for suresies.
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Ooh, fancy lotion.
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It puts the lotion in the basket!
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It's just this is really nice lotion.
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And what a pretty basket, Robin.
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I know. That's why I bought it, Patrice!
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Man, it's like nothing has changed.
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Mmm. I know. The bun. The relish.
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That's a knee. It's a
beautifully drawn knee. So?
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That's a barn.
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Oh, knee barn. Right.
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That's a great idea.
Lily, on the way home...
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we should stop at the Knee Barn,
pick us up some wholesale knees.
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Yeah.
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Marshall. Lily.
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You're here.
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Hi, Daryl.
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Hi. Wow! After all these years.
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You look just like you do in my paintings.
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Come here, guys.
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There are men and there are gods.
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Antoni Gaudi... was both.
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There are jerk faces and there are buttholes.
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Professor Vinick was both.
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Good one, Ted.
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Come on, Vinick. Give me an opening.
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Gaudi's architecture gave expression...
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to the anarchic, geometric form of nature.
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"Gaudi's architecture."
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Actually, that's a really good point.
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♪ Wowl Professor Vinick ♪
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♪ Man, you taught me so much ♪
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♪ About architecture and life ♪
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♪ God, your lectures are so cool ♪
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♪ I'll earn your respect
and we'll be best friends ♪♪
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Okay. It doesn't get any better than that.
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No, it doesn't.
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What are you doing here, Daryl?
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Well, I live right down the street...
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but I work right here.
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Oh, boy.
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Are those...
Our faces up there, buddy?
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Hack, yeah!
It was just as much your idea as mine...
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to open up a Hacky Sack store
here at Wesleyan.
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So you never left?
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Once. I met a girl on Craigslist...
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and I flew to Boston to meet her.
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She was a man, 300 pounds, and robbed me.
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It's still the best night
of my life until now.
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The Three Hackmigos back together again!
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You know, I've been waiting forever
to give you something.
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You're coming with me to my house,
and I'm not taking no for an answer.
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Dude, this is your chance.
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Set me free and I will lie you out
of this creepy nightmare.
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This is a tough one.
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On the one hand, we might die.
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On the other, you're jinxed.
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Let me free, Marshall.
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This guy could be violent.
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Violent.
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Viola.
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Frank Violal
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We would love to come
to your house, Daryl.
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Yeah!
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Okay, um...
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how often are you and Barney doing it?
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That's a strange question, Robin.
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You're right.
248
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,210
Maybe I should leave.
249
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,682
Yeah, maybe you should. You're fired.
250
00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,680
Wow. Just wow.
251
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:13,691
Uh, Ted Mosby.
I'm a former student of yours.
252
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:17,024
Yeah, I actually became an architect.
253
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:19,690
- Any chance you remember me?
- Oh, please excuse me.
254
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,426
I've been teaching for over 20 years.
255
00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,764
All the faces start to blend together...
256
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:27,135
unless you have a weird mustache
or-or something.
257
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,504
Junior year I tried
to grow muttonchops...
258
00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:32,874
but people kept saying
my face made them nauseous.
259
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,175
Well, not people, you.
260
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,649
Anyway, I would be honored if you...
261
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:40,651
if you took a look at my building.
262
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,950
This...
263
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,720
is hideous.
264
00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,226
You'll never be an architect.
265
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,663
You'll never be an architect.
You'll never be an architect.
266
00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:56,132
You'll never be an architectl
You'll never be an architect.
267
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,829
Wait. I was mistaken.
268
00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:01,737
- You most definitely will be an architect.
- Really?
269
00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:05,868
These are astonishing, Handlebar Pete.
270
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,749
So when you said there's
a surprise in your house...
271
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,945
what you really meant was surprise...
272
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:18,786
in the poorly lit, windowless
basement of your house.
273
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,792
You guys are gonna love
what I have to show you.
274
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,920
I am so excited I could just cry...
275
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,861
and laugh and scream...
276
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:29,128
and just punch the wall
over and over and over and over and over!
277
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,795
Could we just see it,
like, up in the living room...
278
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:36,069
or anywhere less gimp-storagy?
279
00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:40,077
I just realized.
I wanna take a picture of this.
280
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:43,706
I wanna put your faces
on my mantel like a trophy. Like a trophy!
281
00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:55,593
Here I come.
282
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:59,621
And I've got your surprise...
283
00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,461
right here.
284
00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:04,263
No, we don't want your surprise, Daryl!
285
00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:07,305
We're not your amigos.
We're definitely not your Hackmigos.
286
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:10,501
And before you murder us,
you should know that we have a child.
287
00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,671
He probably has eight or nine.
288
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,611
What? M-Murder?
289
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:18,616
L... I wanted to give you a check.
290
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:22,251
For $100,000 for...
291
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:25,188
coming up with the idea
of the Three Hackmigos with me.
292
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,658
I brought you down here
to show you all my inventory.
293
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,691
Business has really exploded.
294
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:37,065
I mean, I'm sort of the Mark Zuckerberg...
295
00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,900
of "jam band concert parking lot" athletics.
296
00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:43,999
Well, second.
But I'm coming for you, Devil Stick Ron.
297
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,313
Why would you fire me?
298
00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:52,782
Because nobody should be
as happy as you are.
299
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,979
And also, your cookies...
300
00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,353
they're only pretty good.
301
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,459
Robin, is this really about me?
302
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,627
No, it's not.
303
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:18,809
The old fire and bang.
Respect, Scherbatsky.
304
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:25,113
Pretty good, right? Right, Handlebar Pete?
305
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:29,280
Ah, you got it easy
with that sweet, sweet stache.
306
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,050
Hey, Ted.
307
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:34,786
I see you're holding a little version of
your building and yelling at strangers.
308
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,384
So I assume it all worked out.
309
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,226
Well, I realized since I work in
a three-dimensional medium...
310
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,528
the only way
to really stick it to Vinick...
311
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,568
would be with a three-dimensional model.
312
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,195
Whatever you do, don't
march in there thinking...
313
00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:49,331
"I'm gonna do the worm. That'll show 'em."
314
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:53,003
Seriously, guys, l... I can't stress enough
how bad my prom was.
315
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,205
Speaking of the past...
316
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,443
Wow. We feel like idiots.
We're sorry.
317
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,951
You know, honestly, it's fine.
318
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,887
Look how great I'm doing.
Look at what I've built.
319
00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:07,517
I don't need the validations of people
from college to feel good about myself.
320
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,561
My life is amazing!
321
00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:12,392
I own a time-share
in St. Barts with P-Funk.
322
00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:15,558
- Th-The whole band?
- Yeah.
323
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,160
- Do you guys jam?
- That's all we do.
324
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,534
- No. Uh...
- Uh...
325
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,599
So you completely rejected the guy...
326
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:29,773
who's been obsessing about you
for 16 years, and he was okay with it?
327
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:34,080
Whoa. Is creepy Daryl
more emotionally adjusted than I am?
328
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,144
Kids, sometimes in life...
329
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,416
you'll make a pit
for someone in your mind.
330
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:43,120
But ultimately, the only person
in that pit is yourself.
331
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,964
I'm sorry.
332
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,000
It's just seeing you with Barney...
333
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,036
has brought out some old feelings...
334
00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,436
and l... I really don't like feelings.
335
00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:59,068
But that's not your fault or...
Barney's fault.
336
00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:01,635
It's just really hard seeing you with him.
337
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,442
Which means there's only one person...
338
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,510
who can let you out of the pit.
339
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,960
♪ Many years from now ♪
340
00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:20,698
♪ I know you'll hear me somehow ♪
341
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,963
- So... you fired Patrice.
- ♪ When our bodies free our souls ♪
342
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,867
No. She stayed.
343
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:32,402
♪ The places we will go ♪
344
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,537
Let's get out of here, guys.
345
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,546
Oh. Mr. Mosby...
346
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,550
you built a model of your building.
347
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,210
- No.
- Why?
348
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:44,653
To prove some sort of point?
This is just sad.
349
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,850
No, no. I was just throwing it out.
350
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:49,683
Sure you were.
351
00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:53,162
No. No, l-l-l-I had
a transcendent moment...
352
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,496
when I found emotional clarity!
353
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,229
And I realize shouting now
makes it seem like it's not true...
354
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,793
but I did!
355
00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,274
Hey, we're gonna grab some snacks.
You guys want anything?
356
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:09,103
Spicy beef jerky. Got you loud and clear.
357
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,988
- Oh, my God. Barney.
- You un-jinxed me!
358
00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:21,457
I'm free. If the bison on the nickel
could hear you talk about them...
359
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,688
they would diminish their population
even further on purpose.
360
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,753
If Lily wants a big wiener in her mouth,
she's got my number.
361
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,698
I'm sorry you took the rap for all
the farting on the car ride up here.
362
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,257
That was me.
363
00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,360
The ring. What's the ring?
364
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:35,235
Right. The ring.
I'm gonna ask Patrice to marry me.
365
00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:38,208
- Are you serious?
- Jinx! Good.
366
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,837
I need to say some things
without you interrupting.
367
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,540
Yes, I am serious.
368
00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:45,014
I know that if you could talk,
you'd say that I'm crazy...
369
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:48,177
or that I'm overcorrecting or that I'm
moving too fast, but you would be wrong.
370
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:51,916
Look, I have banged my way through
every bimbo in the tri-state area...
371
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,891
and it left me feeling
nothing but... but broken.
372
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,224
But now, with Patrice...
373
00:19:57,296 --> 00:20:01,460
for the first time in my life,
I feel settled... and happy.
374
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,901
I wanna feel this way forever.
375
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:08,133
So tomorrow night on the roof
of the World Wide News Building...
376
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,698
that's Patrice's favorite spot...
I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
377
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:13,540
- Ah...
- Bo-do-dat. You're jinxed.
378
00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,240
I'll un-jinx you
if you'll follow these two rules.
379
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,249
One, you can't try to talk me out of it...
380
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,911
and two, you can't tell anybody.
381
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,476
Agreed?
382
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,659
It's a jinx swear. So if you break it...
383
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,628
I get to hit you in the nuts three times
with a wiffle ball bat.
384
00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:36,425
Thank you, Ted.
385
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,432
Hey.
386
00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:44,501
Hi, guys.
387
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,066
Oh, but you're jinxed.
388
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:48,578
I tricked Ted into saying my name.
389
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,274
Aw, come on, Ted!
390
00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,907
Jinx! Jinx! Ha-ha!
391
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:56,182
The reign of terror is back.
392
00:20:56,255 --> 00:21:00,453
Hey, if you guys don't want me
to smoke or fart in here, just speak up.
393
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,924
Nothing? Great.
394
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:05,191
Thanks for the spicy beef jerky, dude.
395
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,825
Anyway, I think we could
all use a little quiet...
396
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:12,427
unless you have something
you wanna talk about, Ted.
397
00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,773
No.
398
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:21,106
Not happening, bro.
399
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:27,842
So I had promised not to tell anyone...
400
00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,285
about Barney's plan to propose to Patrice.
401
00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,983
But I knew, deep down,
Robin deserved to know.
402
00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,685
Ah, there he is!
403
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,719
The youngest architect ever to build
a skyscraper in New York City.
404
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:42,927
The shockingly still single Ted Mosby!
Hear that, ladies?
405
00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:46,596
I can't believe
the GNB Tower opens tonight.
406
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:49,539
Ted, your building finally gets unveiled
to the whole world.
407
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,508
You hear that, ladies?
408
00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:53,066
Are you nervous?
409
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,579
Everything comes out of my body
in liquid form now.
410
00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,205
Ignore that, ladies.
411
00:21:57,282 --> 00:21:59,216
Plus, l... I keep having this nightmare...
412
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:02,720
where King Kong shows up to the opening
but refuses to climb my building...
413
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:05,848
because, in his words,
"It's a bit derivative."
414
00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:08,358
Oh, stop it. Tonight is gonna be amazing.
415
00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:10,895
And we are definitely gonna
be there to toast you...
416
00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:14,056
but we might have to leave
a little early if that's okay.
417
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:17,295
My dad just gave us the most amazing
Christmas gift ever...
418
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:20,202
our first night away
since Marvin was born.
419
00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:23,833
Twenty-four hours straight
without that little bastard.
420
00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:26,571
Oh, this will be a nice memory
to share with Marvin...
421
00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:29,910
when he's older and deciding
whether or not to put you in a home.
422
00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:31,471
Hey, we need this.
423
00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,541
We're maximizing our time away...
424
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:35,779
by planning everything down to the minute.
425
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:38,152
See? 2:12 p.m.
426
00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:42,125
Guilt Ted into saying it's okay
if we leave early tonight.
427
00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:44,959
It's okay if you leave early tonight.
428
00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,693
Look, I just appreciate you showing up
at all on your big night away.
429
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,462
I mean, Barney's not even gonna be there.
430
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,901
- What?
- This is the biggest night of your career.
431
00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:54,461
Why isn't Barney coming?
432
00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:58,373
I don't know. He said...
433
00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:01,776
"Legendary" and "Challenge accepted,"
and he winked.
434
00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:04,748
- "Wait for it." You know, all that stuff.
- That does sound like him.
435
00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:07,376
Well, we're your real friends...
436
00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,477
and we wouldn't miss it for the world.
437
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:13,046
That is why we will see you tonight...
438
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,218
from 7:03 to 7:14.
439
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,718
- Bye, guys.
- Bye.
- Good-bye.
440
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:20,788
Okay, what's the real reason
Barney's not coming?
441
00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:24,495
Here was my chance
to tell Robin about Barney.
442
00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:29,100
Yeah, actually, Barney didn't say
what he was doing tonight.
443
00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:32,803
Anyway, uh, you know,
I'm not taking anyone to the opening.
444
00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:35,244
So you wanna be my date?
445
00:23:35,313 --> 00:23:36,974
Sure.
446
00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,412
Okay, Dad, I made you a list...
447
00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:43,545
of Marvin's nightly schedule
down to the minute.
448
00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,112
Okay.
449
00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:48,751
Uh, "9:06 p.m. Put on edible underwear."
450
00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:50,920
Wrong list. Wrong list.
451
00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,290
Come on, relax.
452
00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:56,528
I know this little guy
like the back of my hand.
453
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,100
Dear Lord, what is that?
454
00:24:00,672 --> 00:24:03,300
Oh. Jam. Okay. It's just jam.
455
00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:06,003
Oh. L-l-l-I forgot the lullaby.
456
00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:08,944
- Do you know Marvin's lullaby?
We sing it to him every night.
- Mm-hmm.
457
00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:11,710
♪ Night-night, little Marvin ♪
458
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:14,013
♪ Stars twinkle for you ♪
459
00:24:17,088 --> 00:24:19,522
♪ The dreamland train's a-chuggin' ♪
460
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:24,219
♪ All your dreams will come true ♪
461
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,856
♪ And the horsey says good night ♪
462
00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:31,327
♪ And the birdy says good night ♪
463
00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:36,339
♪ And the elephant says good night ♪
464
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,244
♪ And the skeleton playing his own rib cage
says good night ♪
465
00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:46,148
♪ And the robot says good night ♪
466
00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:47,845
Good night.
467
00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:50,683
Enough with the damn music!
468
00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:56,160
♪ And Mr. Nesbitt says good night ♪
469
00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,662
♪ And the whole world
says good night ♪♪
470
00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:02,222
Take it, Mommy.
471
00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:07,364
Got it. Load him up with cough syrup.
472
00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:10,704
Watch Breaking Bad until he conks out.
Just kidding.
473
00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:15,677
- We did it.
- Yeah, we did.
474
00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:18,682
Now that we're out the door,
I actually don't feel anxious.
475
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,980
Oh! Oh, my God! It's your dad!
476
00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:23,816
Oh, something horrible happened. Oh!
477
00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:25,618
It's Ted. Relax.
478
00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,421
Bar. Now.
479
00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:30,586
- What is it?
- He needs me.
480
00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:33,722
But, baby, what about
our magical romantic night?
481
00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:37,199
In four minutes, we're supposed
to be doing hand stuff in the cab.
482
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:39,237
I'll be quick. I'm sure it's nothing huge.
483
00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:41,169
- That's huge.
- Yeah.
484
00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:43,605
That's why Barney's not coming tonight.
He's getting engaged.
485
00:25:43,675 --> 00:25:47,406
- And I knew that I had to tell Robin.
- But?
486
00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:51,381
I may have, um, asked her
to be my date instead.
487
00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:53,542
What is wrong with me?
488
00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:56,109
Deep down, is there still
some crazy part of me...
489
00:25:56,187 --> 00:25:57,950
that thinks I'm gonna wind up with Robin?
490
00:25:58,023 --> 00:26:02,585
Am I that deluded?
If so, l... I need to grow up.
491
00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:06,222
Oh, um, by the way, I'm breaking
a jinx swear here, so don't tell Barney...
492
00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:09,165
or he gets to whack me in the nuts
three times with a wiffle ball bat.
493
00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:14,035
- Sure. Pretty standard.
- Robin deserves the chance
to go after Barney one last time...
494
00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:16,130
if that's what she wants.
495
00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:18,004
Thanks, buddy. This helped.
496
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,566
- Mm.
- I'm gonna go tell her.
497
00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:21,236
- One quick thing.
- Yeah?
498
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:22,803
Don't.
499
00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:27,378
Wow. Nice.
500
00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:31,354
You know, now that I'm here,
I don't feel that anxious.
501
00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,050
It's my dad!
502
00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:34,648
Something horrible's happened!
503
00:26:34,726 --> 00:26:37,286
My husband. Relax.
504
00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:40,456
Hey, um, I'm gonna be
a little while, baby.
505
00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:42,523
It's a long story, but Ted needs my help.
506
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,091
Okay, but hurry...
507
00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:47,866
or I'm gonna start
doing number 11 on my own.
508
00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:51,305
You can do that by yourself?
509
00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:53,241
Pilates, bitch.
510
00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:56,147
Okay, why shouldn't I tell Robin?
511
00:26:56,214 --> 00:26:58,512
Because, deep down,
some crazy part of you...
512
00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:01,143
still thinks you're gonna
wind up with her, and I agree.
513
00:27:01,219 --> 00:27:02,709
- Marshall...
- I'm sorry.
514
00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:05,654
I'm Team Tedward.
Always have been, always will be.
515
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:08,750
Now, listen. I want
my best friend to be happy.
516
00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:11,352
And if Robin could
mean happiness for you...
517
00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:14,193
then, dear God,
why help her go after another man?
518
00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:16,165
Because she might still be
in love with him.
519
00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:20,034
To not tell her, to not give her
that chance, it's... it's selfish.
520
00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:22,505
- So be selfish.
- I can't do that.
521
00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:25,372
Tell that to the onion rings
we just "split."
522
00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:27,536
Robin is my friend.
523
00:27:27,612 --> 00:27:30,012
She's always been more
than that, and you know it.
524
00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:31,605
Now, as we speak...
525
00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:35,414
my wife is in a hotel room
cheating on me... with herself.
526
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:39,253
But I'm not leaving here until you promise
not to say a word about this to Robin.
527
00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,724
Now, repeat after me. L...
528
00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:45,354
Well, I can do more at a time than "I."
529
00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:47,364
I, Ted Mosby...
530
00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:50,799
promise to stop putting everyone else's
interests ahead of my own...
531
00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:54,270
and for once in my life
do what's best for me.
532
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,401
L...
533
00:27:57,475 --> 00:27:59,841
Sorry. What was the rest of that?
534
00:27:59,911 --> 00:28:01,401
Hey, Dad.
535
00:28:01,479 --> 00:28:04,915
Just taking a break
from our amazing night to check in.
536
00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:09,579
I bet Marvin's pretty devastated
that I'm not there, huh?
537
00:28:09,654 --> 00:28:12,088
Not at all. I don't think
he even noticed you're gone.
538
00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:14,352
It's kind of like, "Mommy who?"
539
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,553
Oh. Oh, good.
540
00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:21,258
But I should, uh, probably sing him his
nighttime lullaby over the phone, just in case.
541
00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:23,357
Sang it already. Nailed it.
542
00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,266
- Did you do the horsey?
- Yep.
543
00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:26,462
- The birdy?
- Yep.
544
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:27,698
- Elephant?
- Yep.
545
00:28:27,772 --> 00:28:30,036
- Moose.
- No moose. Trick question.
546
00:28:30,108 --> 00:28:32,440
- Robot.
- Affirmative.
547
00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:35,308
Look, I should go.
Marvin's asleep in my arms.
548
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,546
Mmm. His head smells like love.
549
00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:40,106
Bye.
550
00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:44,619
And so, kids, on that cold December night...
551
00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:47,283
I decided to take
your Uncle Marshall's advice...
552
00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:49,087
and be a little selfish.
553
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,627
Whoa.
554
00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:54,260
Hello!
555
00:28:54,332 --> 00:28:57,995
- And hubba, hubba.
- Oh, thanks.
556
00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:01,766
- But tonight is about my main man, Mosby.
- Really? Why?
557
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,606
Oh, Ted, tell Ranjit the huge thing
that's happening tonight.
558
00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,338
Barney's getting engaged.
559
00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:11,512
Ranjit out.
560
00:29:18,156 --> 00:29:19,783
Bar-Barney's getting engaged?
561
00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:21,689
He asked me to keep it a secret...
562
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,160
but I thought you deserved to know...
563
00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:28,427
in case you... you wanted
to do something about it.
564
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,991
Do you?
565
00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:32,559
Do you, Robin?
566
00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:34,264
Ranjit, a little privacy, please.
567
00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:36,773
Sorry. Not listening.
568
00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:49,620
Nice, uneven floor there, Ted.
569
00:29:49,687 --> 00:29:51,484
Lily, are you drunk?
570
00:29:51,556 --> 00:29:54,047
What? L... I'm on vacation.
571
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,616
I may have cracked open
the minibar to celebrate.
572
00:29:56,694 --> 00:29:58,491
Who invited the narc?
573
00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:00,554
Hey, listen.
I know that you miss Marvin...
574
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:03,226
but it's not like we could've brought him
to a black-tie event anyway.
575
00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:05,826
I don't think that they
make tuxedo onesies.
576
00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,071
I mean, at least not ones
that are in style.
577
00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:14,737
I mean, a bow tie?
Is, uh... Is it 1998 already?
578
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:18,044
Yeah. Those parents are
so lame and... and clingy.
579
00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:20,584
Yeah, it's like,
"Cut the cord already, right, guys?"
580
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,813
Yeah. Yeah. That baby's not even cute.
581
00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:26,015
Super ugly baby.
It's almost physically repulsive.
582
00:30:28,092 --> 00:30:30,026
Aw!
583
00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:33,595
Great. I just started lactating.
584
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,360
Me too.
585
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,727
So, what do you wanna do?
586
00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:44,406
Robin, I do not want to meddle...
587
00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:48,275
but this is like
the classic love song says...
588
00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:54,551
Ranjit.
589
00:30:54,619 --> 00:30:58,055
Ranjit, let's just communicate
via text from now on, okay?
590
00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:03,283
I appreciate what you're doing...
591
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:06,262
but I'm not chasing after Barney anymore.
592
00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:09,528
L... I just got done
being crazy about all that.
593
00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:12,593
I mean, why would I wanna
throw myself back in that pit?
594
00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:15,798
- Because you're in love with him.
- No, I'm not.
595
00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,365
I'm happy for him.
596
00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:20,434
So it doesn't bother you...
597
00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:23,241
that Barney Stinson's gonna
propose to another woman...
598
00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:25,305
on top of the World Wide News Building?
599
00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,283
Why the top
of the World Wide News Building?
600
00:31:27,352 --> 00:31:29,616
I guess it's Patrice's
favorite spot in the city.
601
00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:32,656
Damn it, Patrice!
That's my favorite spot in the city!
602
00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,214
Whoa.
603
00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:38,286
Ranjit says, "Whoa."
604
00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:39,887
Okay.
605
00:31:39,964 --> 00:31:44,663
Maybe that one detail...
stings a little bit.
606
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:48,433
- But that doesn't mean
I'm in love with Barney.
607
00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:50,667
"Sounds like she's in love with Barney."
608
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:54,576
- Okay, is this divider
even slightly soundproof?
609
00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:57,638
"Yes." With a little winky face.
610
00:31:57,715 --> 00:32:01,845
Look, l... I hope it goes well for Barney.
I really do.
611
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,684
But tonight there's no place
I would rather be...
612
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:07,953
than at your building,
celebrating with you.
613
00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,688
Are you sure?
614
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:15,256
Ranjit,
to Teddy Westside's kickass building.
615
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:16,994
I cannot hear you.
616
00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:19,298
We will be there in five minutes.
617
00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:24,532
This kid does not mean
that you're special.
618
00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,976
It just means that you're horny
and you're easy.
619
00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:29,673
Now, come on. Let me smell his head.
620
00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:31,715
Oh, Lily, Lily. No, no, no, no.
621
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,478
Come on.
622
00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:37,043
Seriously, Ted, what is up with the floor?
623
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,347
- Lily?
- What?
624
00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:42,291
Is it harder than we thought
to be away from Marvin? Yes.
625
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:46,160
But are we gonna have fun, or are we gonna
wallow in the corner like idiots?
626
00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:49,324
♪ Night-night, little Marvin ♪
627
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,460
♪ Stars twinkle for you ♪
628
00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:57,974
♪ The dreamland train's a-chuggin' ♪
629
00:32:58,042 --> 00:33:01,808
♪ All your dreams will come true ♪♪
630
00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:10,615
Hey, do you realize that something
you thought up in your head...
631
00:33:10,688 --> 00:33:14,089
now exists as a part
of the Manhattan skyline?
632
00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:16,717
That's huge.
633
00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:18,989
It's just a building.
634
00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:22,555
I mean, I'm incredibly young for such an
achievement, but it's just a building.
635
00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:26,569
I mean, Architecture Vision Weekly may
have dubbed it "more than just a building"...
636
00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:29,105
but it's just a building,
so let's not get carried awa...
637
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,834
Okay, you're right. It's huge.
638
00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:33,968
It is huge. You're the star of the party,
and who knows?
639
00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:36,673
Maybe the future Mrs. Ted Mosby
is gonna be there.
640
00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:43,284
Yeah. Maybe she will.
641
00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:48,018
Oh. Wait. This isn't your...
642
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,456
This is the World Wide News Building.
643
00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:56,556
Go get him.
644
00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:04,204
I told you. I am done chasing Barney.
645
00:34:04,275 --> 00:34:06,607
Now can we please go to your party?
646
00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:10,704
Robin, do you wanna spend tonight making
small talk with a bunch of bankers...
647
00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,444
in a daring, yet refined
contemporary masterpiece...
648
00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:16,612
King Kong should feel lucky to climb...
649
00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:19,212
or do you wanna follow your heart?
650
00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:21,724
Why do you keep insisting
that I have feelings for Barney?
651
00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,818
Because you do.
652
00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:26,625
See? Even Ranjit agrees.
653
00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:28,562
Oh, he's gotta pee.
654
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,668
The point is you're not over Barney.
655
00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,727
That's why you freaked out
about him proposing...
656
00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:35,466
on the roof of
the World Wide News building.
657
00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:38,100
I did not freak out.
658
00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:41,942
It's just a teeny, tiny bit annoying...
659
00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:46,143
that I am the one who showed her that roof
in the first place!
660
00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:47,878
Damn it, Patrice!
661
00:34:47,952 --> 00:34:51,285
Whoa.
662
00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:54,654
"Never mind. I found a soda bottle."
Okay, that's disturbing.
663
00:34:54,725 --> 00:34:56,693
What do you want me to do, Ted?
664
00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,787
Run up to that roof,
knock the ring out of Barney's hand...
665
00:34:59,864 --> 00:35:03,265
and say, "Sorry to interrupt,
but you should be with me"?
666
00:35:05,169 --> 00:35:07,103
Is that what you want?
667
00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:09,366
No.
668
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,998
I don't.
669
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:16,940
I can't keep making an ass of myself.
670
00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:22,482
Well, a word in defense
of making an ass of yourself...
671
00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:24,043
it's underrated.
672
00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:27,156
Eight years ago...
673
00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:29,659
I made an ass of myself
chasing after you...
674
00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:33,493
and I've made an ass of myself chasing
after you a bunch of times since then.
675
00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:37,390
But I have no regrets.
676
00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:40,198
Because it led me to something
I wouldn't trade for the world.
677
00:35:40,271 --> 00:35:43,900
It led... to you being my friend.
678
00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:47,944
So as your friend...
679
00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:51,709
and a leading expert in the field
of making an ass of yourself...
680
00:35:51,782 --> 00:35:55,081
I say to you...
681
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,848
from the heart...
682
00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:00,884
get the hell out of this car.
683
00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:06,888
But, Ted...
684
00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:10,231
your big night.
685
00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:15,336
It's just a building.
686
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,700
The Robin.
687
00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:59,915
Admit to yourself that you still
have feelings for this girl.
688
00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:03,545
I am hopelessly,
irretrievably in love with her.
689
00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:06,547
More than she knows.
690
00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:09,787
Choose
the completely wrong moment...
691
00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:12,920
to make a drunken move
after hanging out at a strip club...
692
00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:17,494
and get shot down on purpose.
693
00:37:19,937 --> 00:37:22,599
Agree that you two don't work...
694
00:37:22,673 --> 00:37:25,141
Iocking the door on any future
you could have together.
695
00:37:25,209 --> 00:37:29,339
I'm done trying to get you.
I can't do it anymore.
696
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:32,314
- Which will drive Robin nuts.
- Huh.
697
00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:37,310
Robin goes nuts.
698
00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:39,949
Step five:
699
00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:42,492
Find the person who annoys Robin
most in the world...
700
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,791
Nobody asked for your help, Patrice!
701
00:37:46,897 --> 00:37:49,024
And ask for her help.
702
00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:52,431
Oh, hi, Barney. What are you doing here?
703
00:37:52,503 --> 00:37:54,869
Actually, I'm looking for you.
704
00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,169
This may sound kind of weird,
but I have a proposition...
705
00:37:57,241 --> 00:38:00,438
Explain everything to Patrice
and hope she agrees to help.
706
00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:04,345
Yay! I love Robin. Of course I'll help.
707
00:38:04,415 --> 00:38:06,349
Good. Good.
708
00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:10,353
Check with your doctor
about possible broken ribs.
709
00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:13,015
Pretend to be dating Patrice.
710
00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:16,184
Nobody asked you here, Patrice!
711
00:38:17,528 --> 00:38:20,520
- Actually, I did.
- Step eight:
712
00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:23,658
Wait until Robin inevitably breaks into
your place to find the playbook...
713
00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:25,326
and show it to Patrice...
714
00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:29,567
which you'll monitor via the hidden
cameras you have in your apartment.
715
00:38:32,176 --> 00:38:34,872
Patrice, the robin's in the nest.
716
00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:38,977
That means Robin broke into my apartment.
717
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,211
Were you even listening
when I explained the codes?
718
00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:46,245
After Patrice finds the playbook,
have your first big fight.
719
00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,656
This is going so well. Thank you so much.
720
00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:51,251
I know. But what the heck
are Lily and Ted doing here?
721
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,388
I don't know.
My friends have no boundaries.
722
00:38:53,464 --> 00:38:55,455
How can I ever thank you?
723
00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:57,524
Oh. Will you watch my cat next weekend?
724
00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:01,503
No. Come on.
We should probably go back inside.
725
00:39:01,572 --> 00:39:06,066
Prove your loyalty to Patrice
by burning the playbook...
726
00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:08,577
and actually burn it.
727
00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,346
You don't need it anymore.
728
00:39:13,951 --> 00:39:17,216
Because your friends
have no boundaries...
729
00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:19,756
they'll inevitably have
an intervention for Robin...
730
00:39:19,824 --> 00:39:24,124
which you'll monitor via the hidden cameras
you have in Marshall and Lily's apartment.
731
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:28,097
Tell only Ted about
your plan to propose to Patrice.
732
00:39:28,165 --> 00:39:31,396
You can't tell anybody. Agreed?
733
00:39:33,738 --> 00:39:36,536
Wait and see if Ted tells Robin.
734
00:39:36,607 --> 00:39:38,097
And if he does...
735
00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:39,870
Barney's getting engaged.
736
00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:43,380
It means your best bro in the world
has let go of Robin...
737
00:39:43,447 --> 00:39:45,574
and has given you his blessing.
738
00:39:45,649 --> 00:39:49,779
Robin arrives at
her favorite spot in the city...
739
00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:53,984
and finds the secret final page
of the playbook...
740
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:57,152
the last play you'll ever run.
741
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,786
Step 15:
742
00:39:58,863 --> 00:40:02,060
Robin realizes she's standing
underneath mistletoe.
743
00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:13,309
Seriously, Barney?
744
00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:15,641
Even you...
745
00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:19,342
Even someone
as certifiably insane as you...
746
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,408
must realize that this is too far.
747
00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:25,813
You lied to me, manipulated me for weeks.
748
00:40:25,890 --> 00:40:29,155
Do... Do you really think
I could ever kiss you after that?
749
00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:33,253
Do you really think
I could ever trust you after that?
750
00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:37,323
This... This is proof of why we don't work,
why we'll never work.
751
00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:40,970
So thank you. You've set me free.
752
00:40:41,038 --> 00:40:43,598
Because how could I be with a man...
753
00:40:43,674 --> 00:40:47,701
who thinks that this trick,
this enormous lie...
754
00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:50,144
could ever make me wanna date him again?
755
00:40:51,649 --> 00:40:53,173
Turn it over.
756
00:41:01,992 --> 00:41:03,550
Robin Scherbatsky.
757
00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:07,124
Will you marry me?
758
00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,627
Yes.
759
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,498
♪ In the oceans deep ♪
760
00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:22,910
♪ In the canyons steep ♪
761
00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:28,543
♪ Walls of granite
here I stand ♪
762
00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:33,816
♪ All my desperate calls ♪
763
00:41:33,891 --> 00:41:36,724
♪ Echo off the walls ♪
764
00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:38,284
♪ Back and forth ♪
765
00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:42,599
And so let's all raise
a glass to Ted Mosby.
766
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:45,692
None of this would've been
possible without him.
767
00:41:45,769 --> 00:41:48,033
- To Ted.
- To Ted!
768
00:41:48,105 --> 00:41:51,905
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
769
00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:57,505
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh-oh ♪
770
00:41:58,749 --> 00:42:01,547
♪ To believe ♪
771
00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,416
♪ I ♪
772
00:42:03,487 --> 00:42:05,352
♪ Walk ♪
773
00:42:05,422 --> 00:42:08,255
♪ Alone ♪
774
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:15,961
♪ Is a lie ♪
775
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:17,762
♪ That ♪
776
00:42:17,835 --> 00:42:19,598
♪ I've ♪
777
00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,297
♪ Been ♪
778
00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:22,862
♪ Told ♪
779
00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:27,436
♪ So let your heart hold fast ♪
780
00:42:27,511 --> 00:42:31,072
♪ For this soon shall pass ♪
781
00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:36,711
♪ There's another hill ahead ♪♪
60507
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