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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,768 --> 00:00:03,668 Can I get you guys anything to drink? 2 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:06,228 - Scotch, neat. - Scotch, neat. Jinx! 3 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:12,011 Oh, my... 4 00:00:12,078 --> 00:00:13,705 God. 5 00:00:13,780 --> 00:00:17,011 Kids, you may be wondering why five adults in their 30s... 6 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:19,381 would take a jinx so seriously. 7 00:00:19,452 --> 00:00:21,852 It all started one day five years ago. 8 00:00:21,921 --> 00:00:23,411 Ooh, Van Helsing. 9 00:00:23,490 --> 00:00:25,720 Jinx. You're jinxed. 10 00:00:25,792 --> 00:00:29,250 That means that you can't speak until someone who is present for the jinx says your name... 11 00:00:29,329 --> 00:00:32,093 or else you will have very bad luck. 12 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:34,360 That's ridiculous. 13 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:35,958 You broke the jinx. 14 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:39,836 Marshall, I'm a grown-ass man. I'm on my building's co-op board. 15 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:43,569 When I say a pinot noir tastes luxuriously earthy with a hint of rhubarb... 16 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:45,133 I'm not faking it. 17 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:48,703 I've had several of the same sexual partners as Henry Kissinger. 18 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:51,615 I'm not about to stop talking just because I was jinxed. 19 00:00:54,154 --> 00:00:56,384 Barney broke three limbs and two vertebrae... 20 00:00:56,456 --> 00:00:58,151 but he never broke another jinx. 21 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:01,523 In fact, he started taking jinxes way too seriously. 22 00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:03,892 Barney, I'm on hold with Sports Talk A. M... 23 00:01:03,963 --> 00:01:06,124 to talk to my childhood hero from the Minnesota Twins. 24 00:01:06,199 --> 00:01:08,292 - Who's your childhood hero? - Frank Viola. 25 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:11,929 - Jinx! - Hello. This is Frank. Anyone there? 26 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:17,272 Hello? I can hear you breathing, you coward. 27 00:01:17,343 --> 00:01:19,436 So when someone finally jinxed Barney... 28 00:01:19,512 --> 00:01:21,810 for the first time in years, we were pretty psyched. 29 00:01:21,881 --> 00:01:24,247 And the reign of terror is over! 30 00:01:24,317 --> 00:01:26,751 - Whoo! - I've had this cigar in my pocket for two years... 31 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:29,118 waiting for this moment. 32 00:01:29,189 --> 00:01:32,625 Ah. That would've been good about two years ago. 33 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:39,093 Oh, oh, oh. 34 00:01:39,165 --> 00:01:41,998 You want us to say your name and un-jinx you? 35 00:01:42,068 --> 00:01:45,697 I don't think so, pal. This is going to be a long jinx... 36 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,797 like Yom Kippur services long. 37 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:50,206 The only difference is Yom Kippur's a fast... 38 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:52,767 and this one's gonna be a slow. 39 00:01:52,846 --> 00:01:53,938 Ohh! 40 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:56,538 Now, Ted, I was wondering if you could expand... 41 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:59,881 upon what you were saying earlier about antiquated currency. 42 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:02,922 Ah, yes, yes. Contrary to popular belief... 43 00:02:02,989 --> 00:02:06,584 the buffalo nickel was modeled on the black diamond bison... 44 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:09,992 rather than the more iconic Western Plains bison. 45 00:02:10,063 --> 00:02:13,328 To wit, if President Taft had had his way... 46 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:30,381 In the winter of 2012... 47 00:02:30,450 --> 00:02:32,941 the skyscraper that I designed was about to open... 48 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:34,509 which got me thinking... 49 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:37,522 about the most influential architecture professor I ever had. 50 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:41,185 So when the children of our grandchildren's children... 51 00:02:41,261 --> 00:02:42,819 ask us who were we... 52 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:47,333 they'll find the answer carved into the granite poetry... 53 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,163 of our architecture. 54 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:51,066 Okay. 55 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:53,970 It doesn't get any better than that. 56 00:02:54,040 --> 00:02:55,632 Class dismissed. 57 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:02,541 Wow. Just wow! 58 00:03:02,615 --> 00:03:06,051 Do you need something? I have an apple I was hoping to eat in silence. 59 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:08,883 Of course. Professor Vinick, I, um... 60 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:10,752 l... I sketched out a design. 61 00:03:10,823 --> 00:03:12,916 It'd be such an honor if you took a look at it. 62 00:03:12,992 --> 00:03:17,622 Oh. Well, it is believed... 63 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:21,394 that it took the pharaohs over 100 years... 64 00:03:21,467 --> 00:03:23,025 to build the Sphinx. 65 00:03:24,571 --> 00:03:29,599 So... you... think that I should spend more time on it. 66 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:32,236 Oh, dear God, no. This is terrible. 67 00:03:32,312 --> 00:03:35,372 Then why'd you mention the Sphinx? 68 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:39,942 I find my mind is often with the Sphinx. 69 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:42,715 Anyway, you'll never be an architect. 70 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:44,780 You'll never be an architect. 71 00:03:44,857 --> 00:03:48,156 You'll never be an architect. You'll never be an architectl 72 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,628 Well, guess what. I sent Professor Vinick the invitation... 73 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:52,358 to the opening of my building... 74 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,366 so he'll see that I did become an architect... 75 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:57,562 and that I've moved past his petty, hurtful words. 76 00:03:57,637 --> 00:03:59,764 Wow. Fifteen years later, and you're still this obsessed. 77 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:01,466 Yeah. If Vinick ever goes missing... 78 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,736 the cops are gonna come looking for him in your basement. 79 00:04:03,810 --> 00:04:06,574 Totally. He's Ted's pit guy. 80 00:04:06,646 --> 00:04:09,274 How dare you! And what is that? 81 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:13,115 A "pit guy" is someone you've been obsessed with for so long... 82 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,915 that it's driven you crazy enough... 83 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,979 to throw them in the pit in your basement... 84 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:19,047 like in The Silence of the Lambs. 85 00:04:24,364 --> 00:04:26,628 I'm not gonna Silence of the Lambs him. 86 00:04:26,699 --> 00:04:29,759 At most, I'd Revenge of the Nerds him. 87 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:33,169 Though I don't see a scenario where he agrees to play me in a pentathlon. 88 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:35,036 Yeah, I'm with Ted. 89 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,202 There is no one I hate enough to throw into a pit. 90 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,178 What? 91 00:04:40,246 --> 00:04:42,612 When Robin's most hated coworker, Patrice... 92 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:45,651 started dating Barney, she became obsessed. 93 00:04:45,718 --> 00:04:48,084 Patrice. Patrice goes into your pit. 94 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:49,644 Guys, I told you. 95 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:53,021 I am done obsessing about Patrice. Just drop her. 96 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:55,390 - Drop her in a pit. - Enough. 97 00:04:55,461 --> 00:04:57,827 We all have people that we would throw in our pits... 98 00:04:57,897 --> 00:05:02,698 and I'm sure we all have people who would like to throw us in their pits. 99 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:04,669 Yeah, if Marshall or I ever go missing... 100 00:05:04,737 --> 00:05:08,537 I'll tell you whose basement to look in... Daryl LaCourt. 101 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:11,676 Oh, no. It's creepy Daryl. Let's get out of here before he sees us. 102 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:15,009 Hey, Hacky Sack coming through. 103 00:05:15,081 --> 00:05:17,049 - Huh. Huh. - Hi, Daryl. 104 00:05:17,116 --> 00:05:19,983 Hey! I feel like I never see you guys anymore. 105 00:05:20,053 --> 00:05:22,419 Like whenever I'm getting to a party, you're just leaving. 106 00:05:22,488 --> 00:05:26,618 Even that party at your place. You guys just raced off into the night at 7:30. 107 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:29,321 That's weird. But this is great. 108 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:31,989 The Three Hackmigos back together again. 109 00:05:33,633 --> 00:05:36,534 We played Hacky Sack together once freshman year, Daryl. 110 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:38,092 Once. 111 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,935 November 14, 1996. That is the best memory ever. 112 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,838 - Sure. - Ohh! 113 00:05:42,909 --> 00:05:46,242 Three Hackmigos for life! 114 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:50,180 To this day, we are still getting e-mails and posts from Daryl. 115 00:05:50,249 --> 00:05:54,845 He has commented on every photo of baby Marvin we have ever posted... 116 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,479 and then... 117 00:05:56,556 --> 00:06:00,549 he comments on his own comments. 118 00:06:00,626 --> 00:06:03,026 - Oh! - Hey! - Yes! 119 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:06,031 Hey, guys, look. It's Bar... none... 120 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:09,227 my favorite nonspeaking jinx person in the world. 121 00:06:09,302 --> 00:06:11,600 How was your day? 122 00:06:33,459 --> 00:06:36,860 - Yeah, I didn't get a word of that. - Sorry, buddy. 123 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:39,955 Ah, Scherbatsky, it's my favorite time of year. 124 00:06:40,032 --> 00:06:41,659 I didn't know you liked Christmas so much. 125 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,828 No. Year-end reviews. We get to fire some people. 126 00:06:44,904 --> 00:06:47,099 Get into the spirit. 127 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:50,574 Look, Sandy, you might enjoy firing people for petty, personal differences... 128 00:06:50,643 --> 00:06:53,771 I'd hardly call giving me gonorrhea a petty, personal difference. 129 00:06:53,846 --> 00:06:55,780 But I am a professional... 130 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:57,907 and I would never fire someone for unprofessional reasons. 131 00:06:57,984 --> 00:06:59,918 Well, somebody's gotta go. 132 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:02,511 Kids, the thing about pit people... 133 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:06,547 sometimes you don't even know you have one until you have a chance to push 'em in. 134 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:08,116 Hi, Robin! 135 00:07:11,531 --> 00:07:13,021 Not happening, bro. 136 00:07:15,968 --> 00:07:17,595 Not happening, bro. 137 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:21,166 Hand get tired? 138 00:07:22,341 --> 00:07:24,002 Not happening, bro. 139 00:07:24,076 --> 00:07:28,706 I hold in my hand the R.S.V.P. From Professor Vinick. 140 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:33,411 Uh-huh. Ah. He's checked "will not attend," which is fine... 141 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:35,920 because all I needed to know was that he knows. 142 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:39,048 So now I will throw this in the trash and never look at it. 143 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:41,522 What's this? 144 00:07:41,594 --> 00:07:43,585 "I believe you've sent this to the wrong person. 145 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:46,496 I have no idea who Ted Mosby is." 146 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,056 - Uh-oh. - Uh-oh. 147 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:54,105 Oh, you'll remember who I am, Professor Vinick. 148 00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:56,198 You'll never forget it. 149 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:58,700 Not happening, bro. 150 00:08:02,582 --> 00:08:04,573 Ted, just because we're coming with you to Wesleyan... 151 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,641 does not mean that we condone your behavior. 152 00:08:06,719 --> 00:08:11,053 We're just using it as an excuse to see the old campus... 153 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:13,591 and maybe watch you have a complete mental breakdown. 154 00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,787 What are you even gonna do when you see Professor Vinick? 155 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:19,127 Oh, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 156 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:25,365 Sweet merciful Franks Gehry and Lloyd Wright. 157 00:08:25,438 --> 00:08:28,407 From what brilliant mind was this work of art sired? 158 00:08:28,474 --> 00:08:30,237 Mosby. 159 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:32,072 Ted Mosby. 160 00:08:33,045 --> 00:08:35,570 Architect... 161 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:38,549 - But that's... that's... - Impossible? 162 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:41,746 Looks like you were wrong, Vinick. 163 00:08:41,821 --> 00:08:43,311 Dead wrong. 164 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,121 No! 165 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,364 Be careful, Ted. 166 00:08:57,436 --> 00:09:01,429 Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want. 167 00:09:01,507 --> 00:09:03,737 Especially dance-based revenge. 168 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,741 My prom was rough, guys. 169 00:09:06,812 --> 00:09:08,404 Ooh, we're almost there. 170 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,608 Oh, I can't wait to see the old campus. 171 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:13,447 I'm gonna grab one of those giant dining hall hot dogs. 172 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,316 Oh, I love those huge wieners. 173 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,658 I'm not so sure you heard me. 174 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:23,559 I said I love those huge wieners. 175 00:09:23,629 --> 00:09:25,756 I love 'em! In my mouth. 176 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:31,563 So let me ask you a few questions, Clarice... Patrice. 177 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:33,901 How would you rate your performance... 178 00:09:33,973 --> 00:09:35,736 in the last six months? 179 00:09:35,808 --> 00:09:37,639 Well, I don't like to talk about myself... 180 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:41,612 but all my coworkers deserve an A-double-plus, that's for suresies. 181 00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:44,645 Ooh, fancy lotion. 182 00:09:44,717 --> 00:09:47,948 It puts the lotion in the basket! 183 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:50,614 It's just this is really nice lotion. 184 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:52,624 And what a pretty basket, Robin. 185 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:55,092 I know. That's why I bought it, Patrice! 186 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,454 Man, it's like nothing has changed. 187 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:02,865 Mmm. I know. The bun. The relish. 188 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:10,836 That's a knee. It's a beautifully drawn knee. So? 189 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:18,940 That's a barn. 190 00:10:20,586 --> 00:10:22,986 Oh, knee barn. Right. 191 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:24,716 That's a great idea. Lily, on the way home... 192 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:27,987 we should stop at the Knee Barn, pick us up some wholesale knees. 193 00:10:28,060 --> 00:10:29,687 Yeah. 194 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,855 Marshall. Lily. 195 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:34,389 You're here. 196 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,469 Hi, Daryl. 197 00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:41,302 Hi. Wow! After all these years. 198 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,569 You look just like you do in my paintings. 199 00:10:45,111 --> 00:10:47,045 Come here, guys. 200 00:10:48,714 --> 00:10:51,080 There are men and there are gods. 201 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:54,347 Antoni Gaudi... was both. 202 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:57,412 There are jerk faces and there are buttholes. 203 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,822 Professor Vinick was both. 204 00:10:59,892 --> 00:11:01,723 Good one, Ted. 205 00:11:01,794 --> 00:11:04,763 Come on, Vinick. Give me an opening. 206 00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,730 Gaudi's architecture gave expression... 207 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:10,758 to the anarchic, geometric form of nature. 208 00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:13,430 "Gaudi's architecture." 209 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,031 Actually, that's a really good point. 210 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:19,236 ♪ Wowl Professor Vinick ♪ 211 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:22,212 ♪ Man, you taught me so much ♪ 212 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:25,182 ♪ About architecture and life ♪ 213 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:28,243 ♪ God, your lectures are so cool ♪ 214 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:32,484 ♪ I'll earn your respect and we'll be best friends ♪♪ 215 00:11:32,558 --> 00:11:36,790 Okay. It doesn't get any better than that. 216 00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:39,456 No, it doesn't. 217 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,924 What are you doing here, Daryl? 218 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:45,562 Well, I live right down the street... 219 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,606 but I work right here. 220 00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:49,903 Oh, boy. 221 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:56,376 Are those... Our faces up there, buddy? 222 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:59,475 Hack, yeah! It was just as much your idea as mine... 223 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:01,918 to open up a Hacky Sack store here at Wesleyan. 224 00:12:01,987 --> 00:12:04,080 So you never left? 225 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:06,386 Once. I met a girl on Craigslist... 226 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,484 and I flew to Boston to meet her. 227 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,791 She was a man, 300 pounds, and robbed me. 228 00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:13,798 It's still the best night of my life until now. 229 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:17,097 The Three Hackmigos back together again! 230 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:20,070 You know, I've been waiting forever to give you something. 231 00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:23,267 You're coming with me to my house, and I'm not taking no for an answer. 232 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,336 Dude, this is your chance. 233 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:30,473 Set me free and I will lie you out of this creepy nightmare. 234 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:32,107 This is a tough one. 235 00:12:32,184 --> 00:12:34,049 On the one hand, we might die. 236 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,520 On the other, you're jinxed. 237 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,614 Let me free, Marshall. 238 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,750 This guy could be violent. 239 00:12:40,826 --> 00:12:42,418 Violent. 240 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,190 Viola. 241 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,855 Frank Violal 242 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:49,367 We would love to come to your house, Daryl. 243 00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,098 Yeah! 244 00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,639 Okay, um... 245 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:57,198 how often are you and Barney doing it? 246 00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,437 That's a strange question, Robin. 247 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:01,377 You're right. 248 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,210 Maybe I should leave. 249 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,682 Yeah, maybe you should. You're fired. 250 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:10,680 Wow. Just wow. 251 00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:13,691 Uh, Ted Mosby. I'm a former student of yours. 252 00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:17,024 Yeah, I actually became an architect. 253 00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:19,690 - Any chance you remember me? - Oh, please excuse me. 254 00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,426 I've been teaching for over 20 years. 255 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:23,764 All the faces start to blend together... 256 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:27,135 unless you have a weird mustache or-or something. 257 00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,504 Junior year I tried to grow muttonchops... 258 00:13:29,575 --> 00:13:32,874 but people kept saying my face made them nauseous. 259 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,175 Well, not people, you. 260 00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,649 Anyway, I would be honored if you... 261 00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:40,651 if you took a look at my building. 262 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,950 This... 263 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,720 is hideous. 264 00:13:48,894 --> 00:13:51,226 You'll never be an architect. 265 00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,663 You'll never be an architect. You'll never be an architect. 266 00:13:53,732 --> 00:13:56,132 You'll never be an architectl You'll never be an architect. 267 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,829 Wait. I was mistaken. 268 00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:01,737 - You most definitely will be an architect. - Really? 269 00:14:01,807 --> 00:14:05,868 These are astonishing, Handlebar Pete. 270 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,749 So when you said there's a surprise in your house... 271 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,945 what you really meant was surprise... 272 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:18,786 in the poorly lit, windowless basement of your house. 273 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,792 You guys are gonna love what I have to show you. 274 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:23,920 I am so excited I could just cry... 275 00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,861 and laugh and scream... 276 00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:29,128 and just punch the wall over and over and over and over and over! 277 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,795 Could we just see it, like, up in the living room... 278 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:36,069 or anywhere less gimp-storagy? 279 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:40,077 I just realized. I wanna take a picture of this. 280 00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:43,706 I wanna put your faces on my mantel like a trophy. Like a trophy! 281 00:14:52,658 --> 00:14:55,593 Here I come. 282 00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:59,621 And I've got your surprise... 283 00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:01,461 right here. 284 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:04,263 No, we don't want your surprise, Daryl! 285 00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:07,305 We're not your amigos. We're definitely not your Hackmigos. 286 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:10,501 And before you murder us, you should know that we have a child. 287 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:13,671 He probably has eight or nine. 288 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,611 What? M-Murder? 289 00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:18,616 L... I wanted to give you a check. 290 00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:22,251 For $100,000 for... 291 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:25,188 coming up with the idea of the Three Hackmigos with me. 292 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:28,658 I brought you down here to show you all my inventory. 293 00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:33,691 Business has really exploded. 294 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:37,065 I mean, I'm sort of the Mark Zuckerberg... 295 00:15:37,136 --> 00:15:39,900 of "jam band concert parking lot" athletics. 296 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:43,999 Well, second. But I'm coming for you, Devil Stick Ron. 297 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,313 Why would you fire me? 298 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:52,782 Because nobody should be as happy as you are. 299 00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,979 And also, your cookies... 300 00:15:56,055 --> 00:15:58,353 they're only pretty good. 301 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:04,459 Robin, is this really about me? 302 00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,627 No, it's not. 303 00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:18,809 The old fire and bang. Respect, Scherbatsky. 304 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:25,113 Pretty good, right? Right, Handlebar Pete? 305 00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:29,280 Ah, you got it easy with that sweet, sweet stache. 306 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,050 Hey, Ted. 307 00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:34,786 I see you're holding a little version of your building and yelling at strangers. 308 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:36,384 So I assume it all worked out. 309 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,226 Well, I realized since I work in a three-dimensional medium... 310 00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,528 the only way to really stick it to Vinick... 311 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,568 would be with a three-dimensional model. 312 00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:46,195 Whatever you do, don't march in there thinking... 313 00:16:46,271 --> 00:16:49,331 "I'm gonna do the worm. That'll show 'em." 314 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:53,003 Seriously, guys, l... I can't stress enough how bad my prom was. 315 00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,205 Speaking of the past... 316 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,443 Wow. We feel like idiots. We're sorry. 317 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,951 You know, honestly, it's fine. 318 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,887 Look how great I'm doing. Look at what I've built. 319 00:17:03,956 --> 00:17:07,517 I don't need the validations of people from college to feel good about myself. 320 00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,561 My life is amazing! 321 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:12,392 I own a time-share in St. Barts with P-Funk. 322 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:15,558 - Th-The whole band? - Yeah. 323 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,160 - Do you guys jam? - That's all we do. 324 00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,534 - No. Uh... - Uh... 325 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,599 So you completely rejected the guy... 326 00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:29,773 who's been obsessing about you for 16 years, and he was okay with it? 327 00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:34,080 Whoa. Is creepy Daryl more emotionally adjusted than I am? 328 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,144 Kids, sometimes in life... 329 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,416 you'll make a pit for someone in your mind. 330 00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:43,120 But ultimately, the only person in that pit is yourself. 331 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,964 I'm sorry. 332 00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:49,000 It's just seeing you with Barney... 333 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,036 has brought out some old feelings... 334 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:54,436 and l... I really don't like feelings. 335 00:17:54,506 --> 00:17:59,068 But that's not your fault or... Barney's fault. 336 00:17:59,144 --> 00:18:01,635 It's just really hard seeing you with him. 337 00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,442 Which means there's only one person... 338 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,510 who can let you out of the pit. 339 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,960 ♪ Many years from now ♪ 340 00:18:17,729 --> 00:18:20,698 ♪ I know you'll hear me somehow ♪ 341 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:23,963 - So... you fired Patrice. - ♪ When our bodies free our souls ♪ 342 00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,867 No. She stayed. 343 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:32,402 ♪ The places we will go ♪ 344 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,537 Let's get out of here, guys. 345 00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,546 Oh. Mr. Mosby... 346 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,550 you built a model of your building. 347 00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,210 - No. - Why? 348 00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:44,653 To prove some sort of point? This is just sad. 349 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,850 No, no. I was just throwing it out. 350 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:49,683 Sure you were. 351 00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:53,162 No. No, l-l-l-I had a transcendent moment... 352 00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:55,496 when I found emotional clarity! 353 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,229 And I realize shouting now makes it seem like it's not true... 354 00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,793 but I did! 355 00:19:01,840 --> 00:19:04,274 Hey, we're gonna grab some snacks. You guys want anything? 356 00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:09,103 Spicy beef jerky. Got you loud and clear. 357 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,988 - Oh, my God. Barney. - You un-jinxed me! 358 00:19:18,056 --> 00:19:21,457 I'm free. If the bison on the nickel could hear you talk about them... 359 00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:23,688 they would diminish their population even further on purpose. 360 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,753 If Lily wants a big wiener in her mouth, she's got my number. 361 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,698 I'm sorry you took the rap for all the farting on the car ride up here. 362 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:30,257 That was me. 363 00:19:30,335 --> 00:19:32,360 The ring. What's the ring? 364 00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:35,235 Right. The ring. I'm gonna ask Patrice to marry me. 365 00:19:35,307 --> 00:19:38,208 - Are you serious? - Jinx! Good. 366 00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,837 I need to say some things without you interrupting. 367 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,540 Yes, I am serious. 368 00:19:42,614 --> 00:19:45,014 I know that if you could talk, you'd say that I'm crazy... 369 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:48,177 or that I'm overcorrecting or that I'm moving too fast, but you would be wrong. 370 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:51,916 Look, I have banged my way through every bimbo in the tri-state area... 371 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,891 and it left me feeling nothing but... but broken. 372 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,224 But now, with Patrice... 373 00:19:57,296 --> 00:20:01,460 for the first time in my life, I feel settled... and happy. 374 00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,901 I wanna feel this way forever. 375 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:08,133 So tomorrow night on the roof of the World Wide News Building... 376 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,698 that's Patrice's favorite spot... I'm gonna ask her to marry me. 377 00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:13,540 - Ah... - Bo-do-dat. You're jinxed. 378 00:20:13,612 --> 00:20:16,240 I'll un-jinx you if you'll follow these two rules. 379 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,249 One, you can't try to talk me out of it... 380 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,911 and two, you can't tell anybody. 381 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,476 Agreed? 382 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,659 It's a jinx swear. So if you break it... 383 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,628 I get to hit you in the nuts three times with a wiffle ball bat. 384 00:20:33,865 --> 00:20:36,425 Thank you, Ted. 385 00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,432 Hey. 386 00:20:42,874 --> 00:20:44,501 Hi, guys. 387 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,066 Oh, but you're jinxed. 388 00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:48,578 I tricked Ted into saying my name. 389 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,274 Aw, come on, Ted! 390 00:20:50,349 --> 00:20:51,907 Jinx! Jinx! Ha-ha! 391 00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:56,182 The reign of terror is back. 392 00:20:56,255 --> 00:21:00,453 Hey, if you guys don't want me to smoke or fart in here, just speak up. 393 00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:01,924 Nothing? Great. 394 00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:05,191 Thanks for the spicy beef jerky, dude. 395 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:08,825 Anyway, I think we could all use a little quiet... 396 00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:12,427 unless you have something you wanna talk about, Ted. 397 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,773 No. 398 00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:21,106 Not happening, bro. 399 00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:27,842 So I had promised not to tell anyone... 400 00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,285 about Barney's plan to propose to Patrice. 401 00:21:30,355 --> 00:21:32,983 But I knew, deep down, Robin deserved to know. 402 00:21:33,058 --> 00:21:34,685 Ah, there he is! 403 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:38,719 The youngest architect ever to build a skyscraper in New York City. 404 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:42,927 The shockingly still single Ted Mosby! Hear that, ladies? 405 00:21:43,001 --> 00:21:46,596 I can't believe the GNB Tower opens tonight. 406 00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:49,539 Ted, your building finally gets unveiled to the whole world. 407 00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:51,508 You hear that, ladies? 408 00:21:51,576 --> 00:21:53,066 Are you nervous? 409 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:55,579 Everything comes out of my body in liquid form now. 410 00:21:55,647 --> 00:21:57,205 Ignore that, ladies. 411 00:21:57,282 --> 00:21:59,216 Plus, l... I keep having this nightmare... 412 00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:02,720 where King Kong shows up to the opening but refuses to climb my building... 413 00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:05,848 because, in his words, "It's a bit derivative." 414 00:22:05,924 --> 00:22:08,358 Oh, stop it. Tonight is gonna be amazing. 415 00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:10,895 And we are definitely gonna be there to toast you... 416 00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:14,056 but we might have to leave a little early if that's okay. 417 00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:17,295 My dad just gave us the most amazing Christmas gift ever... 418 00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:20,202 our first night away since Marvin was born. 419 00:22:20,272 --> 00:22:23,833 Twenty-four hours straight without that little bastard. 420 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:26,571 Oh, this will be a nice memory to share with Marvin... 421 00:22:26,645 --> 00:22:29,910 when he's older and deciding whether or not to put you in a home. 422 00:22:29,981 --> 00:22:31,471 Hey, we need this. 423 00:22:31,550 --> 00:22:33,541 We're maximizing our time away... 424 00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:35,779 by planning everything down to the minute. 425 00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:38,152 See? 2:12 p.m. 426 00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:42,125 Guilt Ted into saying it's okay if we leave early tonight. 427 00:22:43,128 --> 00:22:44,959 It's okay if you leave early tonight. 428 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:48,693 Look, I just appreciate you showing up at all on your big night away. 429 00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,462 I mean, Barney's not even gonna be there. 430 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,901 - What? - This is the biggest night of your career. 431 00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:54,461 Why isn't Barney coming? 432 00:22:56,508 --> 00:22:58,373 I don't know. He said... 433 00:22:58,443 --> 00:23:01,776 "Legendary" and "Challenge accepted," and he winked. 434 00:23:01,847 --> 00:23:04,748 - "Wait for it." You know, all that stuff. - That does sound like him. 435 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:07,376 Well, we're your real friends... 436 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,477 and we wouldn't miss it for the world. 437 00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:13,046 That is why we will see you tonight... 438 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:15,218 from 7:03 to 7:14. 439 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:17,718 - Bye, guys. - Bye. - Good-bye. 440 00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:20,788 Okay, what's the real reason Barney's not coming? 441 00:23:20,866 --> 00:23:24,495 Here was my chance to tell Robin about Barney. 442 00:23:25,937 --> 00:23:29,100 Yeah, actually, Barney didn't say what he was doing tonight. 443 00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:32,803 Anyway, uh, you know, I'm not taking anyone to the opening. 444 00:23:32,878 --> 00:23:35,244 So you wanna be my date? 445 00:23:35,313 --> 00:23:36,974 Sure. 446 00:23:39,751 --> 00:23:41,412 Okay, Dad, I made you a list... 447 00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:43,545 of Marvin's nightly schedule down to the minute. 448 00:23:43,622 --> 00:23:45,112 Okay. 449 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:48,751 Uh, "9:06 p.m. Put on edible underwear." 450 00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:50,920 Wrong list. Wrong list. 451 00:23:51,663 --> 00:23:53,290 Come on, relax. 452 00:23:53,365 --> 00:23:56,528 I know this little guy like the back of my hand. 453 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,100 Dear Lord, what is that? 454 00:24:00,672 --> 00:24:03,300 Oh. Jam. Okay. It's just jam. 455 00:24:03,375 --> 00:24:06,003 Oh. L-l-l-I forgot the lullaby. 456 00:24:06,077 --> 00:24:08,944 - Do you know Marvin's lullaby? We sing it to him every night. - Mm-hmm. 457 00:24:09,014 --> 00:24:11,710 ♪ Night-night, little Marvin ♪ 458 00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:14,013 ♪ Stars twinkle for you ♪ 459 00:24:17,088 --> 00:24:19,522 ♪ The dreamland train's a-chuggin' ♪ 460 00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:24,219 ♪ All your dreams will come true ♪ 461 00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,856 ♪ And the horsey says good night ♪ 462 00:24:29,234 --> 00:24:31,327 ♪ And the birdy says good night ♪ 463 00:24:34,439 --> 00:24:36,339 ♪ And the elephant says good night ♪ 464 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,244 ♪ And the skeleton playing his own rib cage says good night ♪ 465 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:46,148 ♪ And the robot says good night ♪ 466 00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:47,845 Good night. 467 00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:50,683 Enough with the damn music! 468 00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:56,160 ♪ And Mr. Nesbitt says good night ♪ 469 00:24:57,829 --> 00:25:00,662 ♪ And the whole world says good night ♪♪ 470 00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:02,222 Take it, Mommy. 471 00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:07,364 Got it. Load him up with cough syrup. 472 00:25:07,439 --> 00:25:10,704 Watch Breaking Bad until he conks out. Just kidding. 473 00:25:13,311 --> 00:25:15,677 - We did it. - Yeah, we did. 474 00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:18,682 Now that we're out the door, I actually don't feel anxious. 475 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,980 Oh! Oh, my God! It's your dad! 476 00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:23,816 Oh, something horrible happened. Oh! 477 00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:25,618 It's Ted. Relax. 478 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:28,421 Bar. Now. 479 00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:30,586 - What is it? - He needs me. 480 00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:33,722 But, baby, what about our magical romantic night? 481 00:25:33,798 --> 00:25:37,199 In four minutes, we're supposed to be doing hand stuff in the cab. 482 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:39,237 I'll be quick. I'm sure it's nothing huge. 483 00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:41,169 - That's huge. - Yeah. 484 00:25:41,239 --> 00:25:43,605 That's why Barney's not coming tonight. He's getting engaged. 485 00:25:43,675 --> 00:25:47,406 - And I knew that I had to tell Robin. - But? 486 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:51,381 I may have, um, asked her to be my date instead. 487 00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:53,542 What is wrong with me? 488 00:25:53,618 --> 00:25:56,109 Deep down, is there still some crazy part of me... 489 00:25:56,187 --> 00:25:57,950 that thinks I'm gonna wind up with Robin? 490 00:25:58,023 --> 00:26:02,585 Am I that deluded? If so, l... I need to grow up. 491 00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:06,222 Oh, um, by the way, I'm breaking a jinx swear here, so don't tell Barney... 492 00:26:06,298 --> 00:26:09,165 or he gets to whack me in the nuts three times with a wiffle ball bat. 493 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:14,035 - Sure. Pretty standard. - Robin deserves the chance to go after Barney one last time... 494 00:26:14,105 --> 00:26:16,130 if that's what she wants. 495 00:26:16,207 --> 00:26:18,004 Thanks, buddy. This helped. 496 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,566 - Mm. - I'm gonna go tell her. 497 00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:21,236 - One quick thing. - Yeah? 498 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:22,803 Don't. 499 00:26:24,215 --> 00:26:27,378 Wow. Nice. 500 00:26:27,452 --> 00:26:31,354 You know, now that I'm here, I don't feel that anxious. 501 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,050 It's my dad! 502 00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:34,648 Something horrible's happened! 503 00:26:34,726 --> 00:26:37,286 My husband. Relax. 504 00:26:37,362 --> 00:26:40,456 Hey, um, I'm gonna be a little while, baby. 505 00:26:40,532 --> 00:26:42,523 It's a long story, but Ted needs my help. 506 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,091 Okay, but hurry... 507 00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:47,866 or I'm gonna start doing number 11 on my own. 508 00:26:49,474 --> 00:26:51,305 You can do that by yourself? 509 00:26:51,376 --> 00:26:53,241 Pilates, bitch. 510 00:26:54,179 --> 00:26:56,147 Okay, why shouldn't I tell Robin? 511 00:26:56,214 --> 00:26:58,512 Because, deep down, some crazy part of you... 512 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:01,143 still thinks you're gonna wind up with her, and I agree. 513 00:27:01,219 --> 00:27:02,709 - Marshall... - I'm sorry. 514 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:05,654 I'm Team Tedward. Always have been, always will be. 515 00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:08,750 Now, listen. I want my best friend to be happy. 516 00:27:08,827 --> 00:27:11,352 And if Robin could mean happiness for you... 517 00:27:11,429 --> 00:27:14,193 then, dear God, why help her go after another man? 518 00:27:14,265 --> 00:27:16,165 Because she might still be in love with him. 519 00:27:16,234 --> 00:27:20,034 To not tell her, to not give her that chance, it's... it's selfish. 520 00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:22,505 - So be selfish. - I can't do that. 521 00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:25,372 Tell that to the onion rings we just "split." 522 00:27:25,443 --> 00:27:27,536 Robin is my friend. 523 00:27:27,612 --> 00:27:30,012 She's always been more than that, and you know it. 524 00:27:30,081 --> 00:27:31,605 Now, as we speak... 525 00:27:31,683 --> 00:27:35,414 my wife is in a hotel room cheating on me... with herself. 526 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:39,253 But I'm not leaving here until you promise not to say a word about this to Robin. 527 00:27:39,324 --> 00:27:41,724 Now, repeat after me. L... 528 00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:45,354 Well, I can do more at a time than "I." 529 00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:47,364 I, Ted Mosby... 530 00:27:47,432 --> 00:27:50,799 promise to stop putting everyone else's interests ahead of my own... 531 00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:54,270 and for once in my life do what's best for me. 532 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,401 L... 533 00:27:57,475 --> 00:27:59,841 Sorry. What was the rest of that? 534 00:27:59,911 --> 00:28:01,401 Hey, Dad. 535 00:28:01,479 --> 00:28:04,915 Just taking a break from our amazing night to check in. 536 00:28:04,983 --> 00:28:09,579 I bet Marvin's pretty devastated that I'm not there, huh? 537 00:28:09,654 --> 00:28:12,088 Not at all. I don't think he even noticed you're gone. 538 00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:14,352 It's kind of like, "Mommy who?" 539 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,553 Oh. Oh, good. 540 00:28:16,628 --> 00:28:21,258 But I should, uh, probably sing him his nighttime lullaby over the phone, just in case. 541 00:28:21,332 --> 00:28:23,357 Sang it already. Nailed it. 542 00:28:23,435 --> 00:28:25,266 - Did you do the horsey? - Yep. 543 00:28:25,336 --> 00:28:26,462 - The birdy? - Yep. 544 00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:27,698 - Elephant? - Yep. 545 00:28:27,772 --> 00:28:30,036 - Moose. - No moose. Trick question. 546 00:28:30,108 --> 00:28:32,440 - Robot. - Affirmative. 547 00:28:32,510 --> 00:28:35,308 Look, I should go. Marvin's asleep in my arms. 548 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,546 Mmm. His head smells like love. 549 00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:40,106 Bye. 550 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:44,619 And so, kids, on that cold December night... 551 00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:47,283 I decided to take your Uncle Marshall's advice... 552 00:28:47,358 --> 00:28:49,087 and be a little selfish. 553 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,627 Whoa. 554 00:28:51,996 --> 00:28:54,260 Hello! 555 00:28:54,332 --> 00:28:57,995 - And hubba, hubba. - Oh, thanks. 556 00:28:58,069 --> 00:29:01,766 - But tonight is about my main man, Mosby. - Really? Why? 557 00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:05,606 Oh, Ted, tell Ranjit the huge thing that's happening tonight. 558 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,338 Barney's getting engaged. 559 00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:11,512 Ranjit out. 560 00:29:18,156 --> 00:29:19,783 Bar-Barney's getting engaged? 561 00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:21,689 He asked me to keep it a secret... 562 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,160 but I thought you deserved to know... 563 00:29:24,229 --> 00:29:28,427 in case you... you wanted to do something about it. 564 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:30,991 Do you? 565 00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:32,559 Do you, Robin? 566 00:29:32,637 --> 00:29:34,264 Ranjit, a little privacy, please. 567 00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:36,773 Sorry. Not listening. 568 00:29:46,651 --> 00:29:49,620 Nice, uneven floor there, Ted. 569 00:29:49,687 --> 00:29:51,484 Lily, are you drunk? 570 00:29:51,556 --> 00:29:54,047 What? L... I'm on vacation. 571 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:56,616 I may have cracked open the minibar to celebrate. 572 00:29:56,694 --> 00:29:58,491 Who invited the narc? 573 00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:00,554 Hey, listen. I know that you miss Marvin... 574 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:03,226 but it's not like we could've brought him to a black-tie event anyway. 575 00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:05,826 I don't think that they make tuxedo onesies. 576 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,071 I mean, at least not ones that are in style. 577 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:14,737 I mean, a bow tie? Is, uh... Is it 1998 already? 578 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:18,044 Yeah. Those parents are so lame and... and clingy. 579 00:30:18,116 --> 00:30:20,584 Yeah, it's like, "Cut the cord already, right, guys?" 580 00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:22,813 Yeah. Yeah. That baby's not even cute. 581 00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:26,015 Super ugly baby. It's almost physically repulsive. 582 00:30:28,092 --> 00:30:30,026 Aw! 583 00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:33,595 Great. I just started lactating. 584 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,360 Me too. 585 00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:38,727 So, what do you wanna do? 586 00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:44,406 Robin, I do not want to meddle... 587 00:30:44,475 --> 00:30:48,275 but this is like the classic love song says... 588 00:30:53,084 --> 00:30:54,551 Ranjit. 589 00:30:54,619 --> 00:30:58,055 Ranjit, let's just communicate via text from now on, okay? 590 00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:03,283 I appreciate what you're doing... 591 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:06,262 but I'm not chasing after Barney anymore. 592 00:31:06,331 --> 00:31:09,528 L... I just got done being crazy about all that. 593 00:31:09,601 --> 00:31:12,593 I mean, why would I wanna throw myself back in that pit? 594 00:31:12,670 --> 00:31:15,798 - Because you're in love with him. - No, I'm not. 595 00:31:16,875 --> 00:31:18,365 I'm happy for him. 596 00:31:18,443 --> 00:31:20,434 So it doesn't bother you... 597 00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:23,241 that Barney Stinson's gonna propose to another woman... 598 00:31:23,314 --> 00:31:25,305 on top of the World Wide News Building? 599 00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,283 Why the top of the World Wide News Building? 600 00:31:27,352 --> 00:31:29,616 I guess it's Patrice's favorite spot in the city. 601 00:31:29,687 --> 00:31:32,656 Damn it, Patrice! That's my favorite spot in the city! 602 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,214 Whoa. 603 00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:38,286 Ranjit says, "Whoa." 604 00:31:38,363 --> 00:31:39,887 Okay. 605 00:31:39,964 --> 00:31:44,663 Maybe that one detail... stings a little bit. 606 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:48,433 - But that doesn't mean I'm in love with Barney. 607 00:31:48,506 --> 00:31:50,667 "Sounds like she's in love with Barney." 608 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:54,576 - Okay, is this divider even slightly soundproof? 609 00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:57,638 "Yes." With a little winky face. 610 00:31:57,715 --> 00:32:01,845 Look, l... I hope it goes well for Barney. I really do. 611 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,684 But tonight there's no place I would rather be... 612 00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:07,953 than at your building, celebrating with you. 613 00:32:09,027 --> 00:32:10,688 Are you sure? 614 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:15,256 Ranjit, to Teddy Westside's kickass building. 615 00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:16,994 I cannot hear you. 616 00:32:17,068 --> 00:32:19,298 We will be there in five minutes. 617 00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:24,532 This kid does not mean that you're special. 618 00:32:24,609 --> 00:32:27,976 It just means that you're horny and you're easy. 619 00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:29,673 Now, come on. Let me smell his head. 620 00:32:29,747 --> 00:32:31,715 Oh, Lily, Lily. No, no, no, no. 621 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,478 Come on. 622 00:32:33,551 --> 00:32:37,043 Seriously, Ted, what is up with the floor? 623 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,347 - Lily? - What? 624 00:32:39,424 --> 00:32:42,291 Is it harder than we thought to be away from Marvin? Yes. 625 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:46,160 But are we gonna have fun, or are we gonna wallow in the corner like idiots? 626 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:49,324 ♪ Night-night, little Marvin ♪ 627 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:52,460 ♪ Stars twinkle for you ♪ 628 00:32:54,038 --> 00:32:57,974 ♪ The dreamland train's a-chuggin' ♪ 629 00:32:58,042 --> 00:33:01,808 ♪ All your dreams will come true ♪♪ 630 00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:10,615 Hey, do you realize that something you thought up in your head... 631 00:33:10,688 --> 00:33:14,089 now exists as a part of the Manhattan skyline? 632 00:33:15,159 --> 00:33:16,717 That's huge. 633 00:33:16,794 --> 00:33:18,989 It's just a building. 634 00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:22,555 I mean, I'm incredibly young for such an achievement, but it's just a building. 635 00:33:22,633 --> 00:33:26,569 I mean, Architecture Vision Weekly may have dubbed it "more than just a building"... 636 00:33:26,637 --> 00:33:29,105 but it's just a building, so let's not get carried awa... 637 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,834 Okay, you're right. It's huge. 638 00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:33,968 It is huge. You're the star of the party, and who knows? 639 00:33:34,045 --> 00:33:36,673 Maybe the future Mrs. Ted Mosby is gonna be there. 640 00:33:39,951 --> 00:33:43,284 Yeah. Maybe she will. 641 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:48,018 Oh. Wait. This isn't your... 642 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:53,456 This is the World Wide News Building. 643 00:33:55,066 --> 00:33:56,556 Go get him. 644 00:34:00,905 --> 00:34:04,204 I told you. I am done chasing Barney. 645 00:34:04,275 --> 00:34:06,607 Now can we please go to your party? 646 00:34:06,677 --> 00:34:10,704 Robin, do you wanna spend tonight making small talk with a bunch of bankers... 647 00:34:10,782 --> 00:34:13,444 in a daring, yet refined contemporary masterpiece... 648 00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:16,612 King Kong should feel lucky to climb... 649 00:34:16,687 --> 00:34:19,212 or do you wanna follow your heart? 650 00:34:19,290 --> 00:34:21,724 Why do you keep insisting that I have feelings for Barney? 651 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,818 Because you do. 652 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:26,625 See? Even Ranjit agrees. 653 00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:28,562 Oh, he's gotta pee. 654 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,668 The point is you're not over Barney. 655 00:34:31,736 --> 00:34:33,727 That's why you freaked out about him proposing... 656 00:34:33,805 --> 00:34:35,466 on the roof of the World Wide News building. 657 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:38,100 I did not freak out. 658 00:34:38,176 --> 00:34:41,942 It's just a teeny, tiny bit annoying... 659 00:34:42,013 --> 00:34:46,143 that I am the one who showed her that roof in the first place! 660 00:34:46,217 --> 00:34:47,878 Damn it, Patrice! 661 00:34:47,952 --> 00:34:51,285 Whoa. 662 00:34:51,355 --> 00:34:54,654 "Never mind. I found a soda bottle." Okay, that's disturbing. 663 00:34:54,725 --> 00:34:56,693 What do you want me to do, Ted? 664 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,787 Run up to that roof, knock the ring out of Barney's hand... 665 00:34:59,864 --> 00:35:03,265 and say, "Sorry to interrupt, but you should be with me"? 666 00:35:05,169 --> 00:35:07,103 Is that what you want? 667 00:35:07,171 --> 00:35:09,366 No. 668 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:10,998 I don't. 669 00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:16,940 I can't keep making an ass of myself. 670 00:35:18,216 --> 00:35:22,482 Well, a word in defense of making an ass of yourself... 671 00:35:22,553 --> 00:35:24,043 it's underrated. 672 00:35:25,256 --> 00:35:27,156 Eight years ago... 673 00:35:27,225 --> 00:35:29,659 I made an ass of myself chasing after you... 674 00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:33,493 and I've made an ass of myself chasing after you a bunch of times since then. 675 00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:37,390 But I have no regrets. 676 00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:40,198 Because it led me to something I wouldn't trade for the world. 677 00:35:40,271 --> 00:35:43,900 It led... to you being my friend. 678 00:35:45,476 --> 00:35:47,944 So as your friend... 679 00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:51,709 and a leading expert in the field of making an ass of yourself... 680 00:35:51,782 --> 00:35:55,081 I say to you... 681 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,848 from the heart... 682 00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:00,884 get the hell out of this car. 683 00:36:05,296 --> 00:36:06,888 But, Ted... 684 00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:10,231 your big night. 685 00:36:13,471 --> 00:36:15,336 It's just a building. 686 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,700 The Robin. 687 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:59,915 Admit to yourself that you still have feelings for this girl. 688 00:36:59,984 --> 00:37:03,545 I am hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. 689 00:37:04,522 --> 00:37:06,547 More than she knows. 690 00:37:06,624 --> 00:37:09,787 Choose the completely wrong moment... 691 00:37:09,860 --> 00:37:12,920 to make a drunken move after hanging out at a strip club... 692 00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:17,494 and get shot down on purpose. 693 00:37:19,937 --> 00:37:22,599 Agree that you two don't work... 694 00:37:22,673 --> 00:37:25,141 Iocking the door on any future you could have together. 695 00:37:25,209 --> 00:37:29,339 I'm done trying to get you. I can't do it anymore. 696 00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:32,314 - Which will drive Robin nuts. - Huh. 697 00:37:34,318 --> 00:37:37,310 Robin goes nuts. 698 00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:39,949 Step five: 699 00:37:40,024 --> 00:37:42,492 Find the person who annoys Robin most in the world... 700 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:45,791 Nobody asked for your help, Patrice! 701 00:37:46,897 --> 00:37:49,024 And ask for her help. 702 00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:52,431 Oh, hi, Barney. What are you doing here? 703 00:37:52,503 --> 00:37:54,869 Actually, I'm looking for you. 704 00:37:54,939 --> 00:37:57,169 This may sound kind of weird, but I have a proposition... 705 00:37:57,241 --> 00:38:00,438 Explain everything to Patrice and hope she agrees to help. 706 00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:04,345 Yay! I love Robin. Of course I'll help. 707 00:38:04,415 --> 00:38:06,349 Good. Good. 708 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:10,353 Check with your doctor about possible broken ribs. 709 00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:13,015 Pretend to be dating Patrice. 710 00:38:13,090 --> 00:38:16,184 Nobody asked you here, Patrice! 711 00:38:17,528 --> 00:38:20,520 - Actually, I did. - Step eight: 712 00:38:20,598 --> 00:38:23,658 Wait until Robin inevitably breaks into your place to find the playbook... 713 00:38:23,734 --> 00:38:25,326 and show it to Patrice... 714 00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:29,567 which you'll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in your apartment. 715 00:38:32,176 --> 00:38:34,872 Patrice, the robin's in the nest. 716 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:38,977 That means Robin broke into my apartment. 717 00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:41,211 Were you even listening when I explained the codes? 718 00:38:41,285 --> 00:38:46,245 After Patrice finds the playbook, have your first big fight. 719 00:38:46,324 --> 00:38:48,656 This is going so well. Thank you so much. 720 00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:51,251 I know. But what the heck are Lily and Ted doing here? 721 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,388 I don't know. My friends have no boundaries. 722 00:38:53,464 --> 00:38:55,455 How can I ever thank you? 723 00:38:55,533 --> 00:38:57,524 Oh. Will you watch my cat next weekend? 724 00:38:57,601 --> 00:39:01,503 No. Come on. We should probably go back inside. 725 00:39:01,572 --> 00:39:06,066 Prove your loyalty to Patrice by burning the playbook... 726 00:39:06,143 --> 00:39:08,577 and actually burn it. 727 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:12,346 You don't need it anymore. 728 00:39:13,951 --> 00:39:17,216 Because your friends have no boundaries... 729 00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:19,756 they'll inevitably have an intervention for Robin... 730 00:39:19,824 --> 00:39:24,124 which you'll monitor via the hidden cameras you have in Marshall and Lily's apartment. 731 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:28,097 Tell only Ted about your plan to propose to Patrice. 732 00:39:28,165 --> 00:39:31,396 You can't tell anybody. Agreed? 733 00:39:33,738 --> 00:39:36,536 Wait and see if Ted tells Robin. 734 00:39:36,607 --> 00:39:38,097 And if he does... 735 00:39:38,175 --> 00:39:39,870 Barney's getting engaged. 736 00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:43,380 It means your best bro in the world has let go of Robin... 737 00:39:43,447 --> 00:39:45,574 and has given you his blessing. 738 00:39:45,649 --> 00:39:49,779 Robin arrives at her favorite spot in the city... 739 00:39:49,854 --> 00:39:53,984 and finds the secret final page of the playbook... 740 00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:57,152 the last play you'll ever run. 741 00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:58,786 Step 15: 742 00:39:58,863 --> 00:40:02,060 Robin realizes she's standing underneath mistletoe. 743 00:40:10,841 --> 00:40:13,309 Seriously, Barney? 744 00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:15,641 Even you... 745 00:40:15,713 --> 00:40:19,342 Even someone as certifiably insane as you... 746 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,408 must realize that this is too far. 747 00:40:22,753 --> 00:40:25,813 You lied to me, manipulated me for weeks. 748 00:40:25,890 --> 00:40:29,155 Do... Do you really think I could ever kiss you after that? 749 00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:33,253 Do you really think I could ever trust you after that? 750 00:40:33,330 --> 00:40:37,323 This... This is proof of why we don't work, why we'll never work. 751 00:40:38,536 --> 00:40:40,970 So thank you. You've set me free. 752 00:40:41,038 --> 00:40:43,598 Because how could I be with a man... 753 00:40:43,674 --> 00:40:47,701 who thinks that this trick, this enormous lie... 754 00:40:47,778 --> 00:40:50,144 could ever make me wanna date him again? 755 00:40:51,649 --> 00:40:53,173 Turn it over. 756 00:41:01,992 --> 00:41:03,550 Robin Scherbatsky. 757 00:41:05,429 --> 00:41:07,124 Will you marry me? 758 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:14,627 Yes. 759 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:19,498 ♪ In the oceans deep ♪ 760 00:41:19,577 --> 00:41:22,910 ♪ In the canyons steep ♪ 761 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:28,543 ♪ Walls of granite here I stand ♪ 762 00:41:30,221 --> 00:41:33,816 ♪ All my desperate calls ♪ 763 00:41:33,891 --> 00:41:36,724 ♪ Echo off the walls ♪ 764 00:41:36,794 --> 00:41:38,284 ♪ Back and forth ♪ 765 00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:42,599 And so let's all raise a glass to Ted Mosby. 766 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:45,692 None of this would've been possible without him. 767 00:41:45,769 --> 00:41:48,033 - To Ted. - To Ted! 768 00:41:48,105 --> 00:41:51,905 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 769 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:57,505 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh ♪ 770 00:41:58,749 --> 00:42:01,547 ♪ To believe ♪ 771 00:42:01,619 --> 00:42:03,416 ♪ I ♪ 772 00:42:03,487 --> 00:42:05,352 ♪ Walk ♪ 773 00:42:05,422 --> 00:42:08,255 ♪ Alone ♪ 774 00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:15,961 ♪ Is a lie ♪ 775 00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:17,762 ♪ That ♪ 776 00:42:17,835 --> 00:42:19,598 ♪ I've ♪ 777 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,297 ♪ Been ♪ 778 00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:22,862 ♪ Told ♪ 779 00:42:23,807 --> 00:42:27,436 ♪ So let your heart hold fast ♪ 780 00:42:27,511 --> 00:42:31,072 ♪ For this soon shall pass ♪ 781 00:42:31,148 --> 00:42:36,711 ♪ There's another hill ahead ♪♪ 60507

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