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- Previously, on "Below Deck

- Previously, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

- Yeah, maybe Georgia's flirting with Paget,

but I'm not affected by it.

- Your hair looks beautiful. You look beautiful.

- Hey, Parks, what's up? [ giggling ]

- If I'm gonna enter into a relationship right now,

I'm gonna do it slowly.

[ phone beeps ]

- From who? About what?

She's the love of my life.

- Tomorrow, it's a day off.

[ cheering, laughter ]

- Have you guys not been here for, like, five hours?

It looks like absolute sh--.

- Don't tell me how to live my life.

- Madison left me this sweet note.

- "Good morning, handsome. It's 3:10 a.m."

- That's the earliest I've seen her go to bed.

- Madison needs to stop claiming to be exhausted from "work."

So in the master, floors aren't done.

- What's up?

- I'm having some problems with Madison.

- Are we looking at replacing her?

Obviously, we have an issue. - Yeah.

- Are we looking at possibly replacing her now, or...

- I think she has the skills necessary

to be a good second stew.

However, her moods are really, really up and down.

When I tell Madison something,

she's getting really defensive,

really emotional about it.

She's been...

- She's looking for a scapegoat. - Yeah.

- That's not good.

We have a job to do, and we need somebody who is able to do it.

Obviously, I wanna know more.

Maybe you can go and get her. - Yeah.

- If somebody's letting the team down, that's a big problem.

- Would you like a beer? - I was doing something else.

- Yes, please, thank you. - Okay.

- Lately, Madison has been complaining about being tired,

when she's actually just been staying up with Parker.

Where's Madison?

I don't think that she's been doing her job as second stew,

in terms of managing Georgia.

And I just think that she's one to complain

rather than doing the job.

- Hey.

- Yeah.

- So...

- I was having a chat with Glenn.

I have noticed some,

you know, decline in kind of your mood and your behavior,

and some of your work.

What I kind of gathered was that it seemed like

it's coming from the lack of sleep.

- I just had a really long charter with those last guests.

- Mm-hmm.

- And then I had another long day.

I think any person would be exhausted.

I'm never not working.

It's not like I'm sitting on my ass.

I don't get paid enough for this [bleep].

- For me, it's really obvious

that there's a problem with your performance.

You should be going to bed, and going to sleep.

Fatigue is gonna cause accidents.

- I'm used to working with stews that are, like, "Yep, yep."

- Am I not like, "Yes, yes?"

- But you say it in a way at times

where you're really agitated.

It's the way that you are talking to--

- Okay, so then we have different perceptions--

- Yeah. - ...of each other.

Sometimes, like, Jenna, how you speak to me is just,

like, really bitchy.

Like, and I know, like, I'm, like...

there's no other way I can say that, because I...

maybe that's not your intention,

but there's just, like, ways to speak to people.

- You know, I don't... it's hard to have, like,

kind of a heart-to-heart if I feel

like you think that I'm bitchy towards you.

I think I'm pretty direct with things

because I don't have time to sugar-coat things all the time.

- Yeah. - What I'm saying has to go.

- Because it's her department.

So are you open to the idea that there might

be some changes that you have to make?

- [ sighs ]

- My personal belief is that if you're going

to be a good leader, you have to start off being a good follower.

There is a hierarchy. It has to be respected.

She has to find a way to get along with Jenna

and also be effective in her role.

You're on warning.

If you're not open to the idea that you might need--

- No, I am. - ...to make some changes--

- No, 100 percent. - ...you'll be off the boat.

- Honestly? Fire me.

See if you can find a better second stew

to ----ing put up with this sh-- because you won't.

- Thanks for the time.

- Georgia... knock, knock.

- Who's there? - John the Baptist.

Don't ----ing touch my face.

- I hope I remember that.

I have, like, a 30-second retention span for jokes.

- Yeah...

- What? What did you say?

- Nothing.

- Oh, pizza.

- Thanks for getting the beer bottles, Madison.

But sit down and have a slice.

- Take a load off, drink some water, chill out.

- Do you wanna go talk?

Madison. Madison, look at me...

I'm asking you if you wanna go talk.

- Yeah. - Okay. Come on.

- It's a really small boat.

Not many places that you can have

a conversation in confidence.

I hope that Madison can get past that frustration, vent it,

maybe have a bit of time to reflect,

then she'll come back strong again.

- No, I feel really ----ing dumb right now.

- Listen... - No.

- ...I don't understand what's going on with you,

and I want you to feel like you can talk to me.

And I...

- I'm really ----ing sick about Jenna speaking to me

all the time. - Well, then tell her that.

Tell her she's being a bitch to you,

and tell her to back the [bleep] off.

- This is literally yelling.

- I'm not yelling at you, I'm yelling at the situation.

Don't take the bullsh--.

You can defend yourself,

because I guarantee you've done it before.

- Parker is like chicken soup.

- I care about you. - I care about you, too.

It's warm, it's comfy, it's there to support you,

you know, when you're feeling bad.

- She told me that I'm still breastfed by my mom.

[ laughter ] Okay?

I'm dealing with that.

- We're gonna have so much fun when we go out.

You and I need to not separate, ever.

- I'm so happy for a day off.

Tomorrow, can we go to this bar right here?

- Yes! - I want to!

I'm so done with boat drama.

- Can you grab this? - After this, are you happy?

- I'm happy. Jenna, Jenna, Pag.

We're pretty much done. How are you girls looking?

- We're pretty close to being done as well.

- Yeah!

[ phone beeps ]

- Hey, hey, hey.

- I think I'm getting cabin fever.

I just can't get enough space.

- I feel you... there's never space.

- I feel like the drama cloud is weighing down on me,

and I don't want that.

- Parker, Madison wears her heart on her sleeve.

You do, too.

She can't help the way she feels.

- She has a crush on me.

What am I supposed to do if I just wanna be friends?

Like, I miss my ex-girlfriend.

I don't wanna be worrying about who I don't wanna hook up with.

- It's not a big deal, Parker.

These are conversations people have.

- I don't have a crush on Madison.

Madison is my friend.

So, like, why am I having to worry about hurting her feelings

when she hasn't even told me that she has a crush on me?

It makes total sense to me.

So what do I do?

- You just don't wait for it to blow up.

Defuse the bomb, don't wait for it to go off

and then be like, "I knew about that."

- Should I send a text?

- Oh, my God. [ laughter ]

- God, men are ridiculous.

- I'm tired.

Good night.

- Good night, everybody. Good night, girls.

- Night. - See you tomorrow.

- Peace out, Girl Scout.

- Dude, are you all right if I fire up?

- All right, all right. - Cool.

- Go for it.

- I'm happy to give the crew this day off,

because I'm definitely noticing a lot of tension.

It's good for them to enjoy a day of leisure

and see life from the other side.

- Glenn, all lines are up.

- Anchor secure.

- Thank you, guys. You guys can take it easy.

- Woohoo! - Thank you.

- Thanks, Cap. - Thanks, Captain Glenn.

- Copy that, G-dog.

- Yeah. - Yay!

- Are you being fake? - No, I'm not.

- Yay!

- I'm just happy we have a day off.

- Where the [bleep] is my mimosa?

- Where's my ----ing shrimp cocktail?

[ laughter ]

- For the entirety of Jenna and I's relationship,

we've been working.

Oh, hi. Oh, hi there.

How's it going?

This is the very first moment

where we get to actually be a normal couple.

And we dip.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

----ing g, man.

- Beautiful day, eh?

- This is, like, literally the most perfect day ever.

- Could someone... can you turn that down a little bit?

That's a bit bright.

- I know, I-- - Paget, you should relax, man.

You got the day off. Take that shirt off.

- Whatever those girls are washing your shirts with,

they did a good job.

- All right, that's it. [ grunting ]

- That's, like, polar white.

- Oh, that's enough.

- What the [bleep] do you mean--

I will get... I... I get brown!

But you've just gotta give me a few weeks.

- I got more sunscreen.

- ----ing hell.

[ acoustic guitar playing ]

- ♪ Why could it mean we were meant to be ♪

♪ I've never, ever known anything so heavenly ♪

♪ I'm just so glad that you stayed ♪

- Is that your song? - Yeah.

- This situation is hard,

because Paget is flirting with me as well.

♪ I'll do anything for you ♪

The more time you spend with someone,

the more you start to like them.

I would never do this on purpose.

- Madison, where's the tanning oil?

I'm gonna have Paget put oil on me.

Paget, can you put some tanning oil on me, please?

- Ugh.

- Hey.

- Get Madison to do it, then.

- All right, fine, Madison will do it.

- Ugh.

- Here you go.

- Gotcha, boo. You're good.

- Can you get my boobs, too?

- Oh! - He's ignoring me.

Ugh, Paget flirts with everybody, that's the problem.

Just not me.

- I need to rub my booty in oil.

- Ooh!

- So I'm gonna turn around and do it.

- Oh, oh.

- Hopefully my boyfriend will notice.

- Coming up...

[ laughter ] - Excuse me, Georgia!

- I think I'm agreeing to a threesome?

- Oh, oh!

- Hopefully my boyfriend will notice.

It's okay, I don't need you.

I got Madison.

- You know what, you guys do you, I'll do me, okay?

Great. - I'll do you.

- Lovely weather we're having.

- Yo, this is good. Does it go any louder?

Jenna, you know how to floss?

- I ----ing love dancing.

- What is this, like a bad dancing competition?

- It's like six-year-old schoolgirls sort of dancing

and they don't give a sh--.

[ laughter ]

- Hi, Glenn!

- Hey, are you enjoying your day off?

- Enjoying it. - Yeah, baby!

And you go, "Ma-ma" and reach for my boob.

- Ma-ma!

[ laughter ]

- This is ridiculous.

- That's good. - Right?

That was good.

I can't wait to jump in the water.

- I love the ocean.

It's like everything about this job incorporates

something I enjoy doing.

- What about all the army sides of it?

- Well, I went to private school.

- Is your family rich?

- No, they run a nonprofit.

I'm very close to my family,

so being in Greece and being on Parsifal...

I miss my parents, but I'm out here trying to make them proud.

- That's awesome.

- I'm really excited about this beach club thing.

I will be in my element.

I am all about a good, like, day sesh.

- We're gonna put out two shots, and you can drop it right now.

- Two shackles at the water.

- Perfect, thank you very much.

Hey, guys, the water taxi's there.

- Whoa.

Okay, you guys... be good!

- See you later, Glenn.

- ----ing life, man.

- Quit a nice life. - Hey, look at this sh--.

Yes! - Oh, thank you.

- Oh, my God.

- I feel like a rock star.

- Can I get some water? - Cheers, guys!

- Go, go, go, Parker!

- I'm enjoying myself up here.

I don't wanna get in the couples pool.

- Hey, do you guys wanna pass a smoke?

Lovely... - Lick it.

- Hey, you're having too much ----ing fun, come back here!

[ laughing ]

- Today, I wanna do something different to surprise people,

to make them, like, think like whoa, what.

Is it flirting, is it joking?

I don't even know.

[ coughing, laughter ]

- Oh!

- I've got a lot of responsibilities,

between being a dad and being an engineer.

So a day off is great.

That's what we live for, is a day off.

- No, I do; it's just really small.

- That's... - No, it's not.

[ laughter ]

[ phone beeps ]

- Hey, you.

- I had to call you, because I missed you.

There's a dive shop place and I was thinking about going,

but I don't even wanna go unless I go with you.

I wanna see you.

If I buy you a plane ticket, will you come?

Please, say yes... please?

Just say yes. Just say yes.

Yes, [bleep] yes.

Kaiti's coming to Corfu, and that makes me

the happiest person in the world.

- I always have happy tears.

Sweet.

- Let's take a selfie together.

[ exclaims, laughter ]

[ shrieks ]

- Don't look down the opposite end of the pool.

It's getting R-rated down there.

- Oh, my God.

- Well, you have access to the pool, honey.

Drown them, if you will.

I think Madison's a bit of a loaded gun at the moment.

- Like, leave your feelings at home,

because I'm having a good time.

- Seriously?

So she's not really your ex-girlfriend, is she?

[ squealing, laughing ]

- She's the one.

- We should go find a paddleboard.

- Okay.

Woo!

- It's scary to have feelings,

because I'm not used to leaning on anyone, ever.

It can be difficult for me to accept the fact

that this is currently happening.

There's no doubt that Jenna's breaking down that wall.

- This is the first time ever in my life

actually I have a total connection with somebody.

- This place is ----ing awesome.

- That scares the sh-- out of me.

[bleep], I feel like crying.

I think one of the things I've learned is, like,

who's gonna take care of Jenna, and it's me.

But I think that you have to also let somebody in,

and I've rejected that for a long time.

[ sniffling ]

And I'm not by any means saying, like,

I'm sure that Adam is this person.

I'm just... like, there's this little bit of hope.

- How's that feel?

- Good.

- What are you guys drinking?

- Margs. - Yeah.

- Yeah!

- Did you tell her what I told you?

- No. - Okay.

- No, I didn't. - Please keep that between us.

- I'm not saying anything.

- Hey, does anybody wanna buy some sunglasses?

- Uh... [ laughter ]

- Where are all the girls at?

[ camera shutter clicking ] - Hand lower.

[ camera shutter clicking ]

- Who cares?

- No, I was just wondering if I had to go.

And I do care.

- Do you? - Yeah.

- When are we showering?

- Good day, mate.

- Let's go... come on, Byron.

- Time for dinner.

- [bleep]

- Byron's wearing, oh...

- Oh, he's got... hey!

- He looks like a drug lord.

- He does look like a drug lord.

- Yeah, with a short-- - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Actually, make him one of these.

[ laughter ]

- Now you look like a drug lord's grandma.

- Need it right here or we need it in here?

- What's that ----ing hat doing?

- Where did it come from?

- We believe Byron may have knocked out a few old ladies.

- Oh, darling, you look stunning.

- We actually did.

- Georgia was naked as soon as I got out.

- She dried my tits for me.

- I don't really know what's going on.

- I went, like... - But I like it.

- We had fun in the shower. [ laughs ]

- [bleep]

- More showering on this boat with girls.

- Coming up...

- You ready for a team meeting?

I gotta get outta this pickle I'm in.

I love you... as a friend.

- Let's go, guys,

- Let's go, guys, let's have a seat.

- We're just getting some drinkies.

Five tequilas. - Like it.

- If it's okay with everybody, once everyone has a drink, I...

I just have a few words to say.

- I just wanna take a selfie.

- Yeah, everybody smile.

Perfect!

- I'll start with a quinoa salad, please.

- Spicy penne.

- The beef filet.

- And then can I just say one thing to you?

- Yes.

- Yeah?

- Easy tiger.

- Thank you.

- This better be a good ----ing speech.

- Today I was talking to Jenna on the bow,

and I was telling her about my parents,

and it reminded me of a letter that my mom wrote me.

And I think every word is applicable to all of us.

So if you got five minutes...

- Oh, my God.

- "Dearest Parker man, at the center of your being,

"you have the answer.

"You know who you are, and you know what you want...

"Lao Tzu.

"Whatever you are, be a good one-- Abraham Lincoln.

"Do your best, not because your work is worth it,

"but because you are.

"I am the master of my fate and the captain of my soul.

"...but their echoes are truly endless...

Mother Teresa."

- Parker's letter from his mom,

although incredibly endearing and sweet...

- "Every wall is a door."

- ...it explains everything about Parker.

- "Dance as though no one is watching.

"Love as though you have never been hurt before.

"Sing as though no one can hear you.

And this is just from my mom...

"You go do this, Parker.

Cheers for you, Mama B."

Cheers to you, and cheers to my ----ing mom.

[ laughter ]

- Here's to Parker's mum! - Mama B!

- Can I please talk to her about this breastfeeding thing?

- Just gonna have the bone marrow to start with.

- Oh, yes, sir.

- Thank you very much. - Thank you so much.

- Thank you.

- [ speaking Greek ]

- You two are such a funny couple.

Ciara is fantastic on deck, and you've got full respect from me.

- Thank you, Byron. - Changing departments...

- Thank you.

- ...sleeping with the first mate...

So, chefy, how's your sex life?

- Sucks.

- Go, Jenna! - Yeah, what's going on there?

- ----ing doing well there.

- No, it's just uncomfortable on the boat.

I don't wanna [bleep] around all you [bleep]s.

- Yeah. - It's a sticky situation.

I'd like it to get stickier.

- Yeah, I like sticky.

- You guys should just sleep in the master.

- Maybe we will... with your blessing.

- Of course. Of course you have our blessing.

- We've gotta...

- I don't know, I haven't talked to you guys about any of this.

- As long as you guys don't blow up

and take it out on the rest of us, we're good.

- This is the difficulty of dating on a boat.

I have less than zero privacy.

- Are you kidding me? You haven't...

- No. - Where would we have had sex?

- I'm gonna write you a list.

- There's a long list of places.

- I ----ed a lot of stewardesses

before I was married.

What's wrong with them?

There's loads of places to have sex on a yacht.

You could get boned in the bilge,

slippery in the shower.

You could get laid in the lazarette,

freaky in the forepeak, shafted up the mast.

[ laughs ]

Sh--.

Anyway, I'll write 'em a list.

- Gonna stay for one more drink, probably.

- Okay.

- Are you guys gonna stay, or are you gonna go back for the...

- I think we're gonna go back. - Cool, all right.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- Things are so perfect right now.

The butterflies are happening, the sparks are flying.

Like, that's a great feeling,

and I want it to keep going, and I want it to keep going.

- She has my heart.

I can't believe it. Like, I'm ready.

Where we going?

- Show me the way.

- I think there's been so much build-up to this moment,

it's like, yes, oh, my God, yes.

I'm a little bit nervous, but I'm super excited.

[ cork pops ]

- Does anybody know where my hats are?

- You wanna go get a drink? - Yeah.

- Yes, let's go. - Like a hard drink.

- ----ing...

- Where's Georgia? Oh, there you are.

What do you want? - I'll have a Jack Daniel's.

- Can I have a vodka-soda, please?

- And one Don Julio, please.

- Ooh, honey.

- Even though I have feelings for Paget,

I slam those ----ing feelings with lots of tequilas, no lemon,

no salt, because that's not okay.

But sometimes I have these moments

when I just wanna be selfish

and explore an inappropriate option.

[ laughter, chatter ]

- Hi.

- Excuse me, Georgia!

- Oh!

- Look at Lord Byron... oh, my God.

- Oh, yes!

- Don't you dare give her back

in the same condition you got her in!

- Hey... - Ah!

[ laughter ]

- Oh, my God.

- You sure? - Yeah.

- Okay.

- ...but she's nothing compared to you.

- Oh... - Ah.

- Hi, Georgia...

- As far as I understand,

I think I'm agreeing to a threesome?

- Yo, you guys wanna go back

- Yo, you guys wanna go back and have a hot tub party

- Yeah! - Okay.

- Let's do it!

- Do we have to sit here, or... - Sit...

- Like my ex-girlfriend, she loved it in the back.

[ laughter ] Come on.

- Goddamn it, Byron!

- What? - Yes, sir... this way!

- Let's get these loose chicks on board as quick as we can.

[ laughter ] - Georgia!

- Glenn!

- Is Glenn in there?

- Everybody be quiet.

- Glenn is gonna be surprised.

- Hi, Glenn.

- You'll find out!

- This is not normal.

- Byron is trying to--

- Oh, my God, a hurricane just blew in...

a drunk hurricane.

- I'm gonna fire up the hot tub.

- Are we all going up? - Yeah.

- Are you in the hot tub? - It's midnight.

- Yeah.

Let's go to bed. - Yeah, that's a good idea.

- Okay, so we need drinks...

If you wanna build a successful career...

- Hi, guys. - ...chartering...

- So happiness...

- ...you need to learn to adapt, so you survive...

- Right. - ...more than...

- But you know that I wanna build my own chartering program.

- Que pasa?

- I hear you, and I will listen to you.

- I don't think you do.

- Oh, my God, can we just, like, be happy?

- We are, we're talking. This is how Byron and I talk.

- How long you been doing this?

- This is green for me.

- Okay, I've been doing it 16 years.

- Um... Ciara?

[ snoring ]

- Oh.

Um, sh--.

I think it would have been nice, but a girl can dream.

[bleep] yeah, mm, what...

Next one.

- You can always earn more money.

Time, you will never, ever get back.

- Exactly. - Have fun.

[ groaning, laughs ]

Good morning. - Morning.

- You want some café?

- Schmadam and I had schmex last night.

- It was phenomenal.

I think we both feel the same.

- You're coming up, yeah?

- That's one shot coming on board,

one shot coming on board.

- What's up? - Good morning, Lord.

- Yeah, we did.

- Waking up after last night, I am ruined.

Let me just sit down before I fall down.

- Well, he's still wearing his hat.

That's a good sign.

- That's the anchor home, Glenn, anchor home.

- Copy, thank you.

- Parker, Parker, Pag. Start blowing up fenders.

- Copy that.

- Dinner was good last night.

- People behaved themselves, for the most part.

- Speak for yourself... I don't think I behaved.

- Ha!

- When you're ready, you can start putting

the fenders out.

If you'll be up. I'll be up in a minute.

- I've got a little bit of whiplash here,

because last night got weird.

I'm still trying to process it.

- Probably. - Yeah, probably just...

yeah, once we're docking, but not right now.

- And now suddenly we're all just back to business.

[ acoustic guitar playing ]

- Just when I think you couldn't get any hotter,

you go and do this.

- You can sing and play. - Yeah?

- That's pretty hot.

- You want me to try to sing you that song I wrote?

- Yeah.

- Oh, I'm nervous.

♪ There's little distance between us now ♪

♪ And I don't know what I know ♪

♪ Thought I'd give you some time to love me ♪

♪ Some time to grow ♪

♪ But I don't know how to show you I'm... ♪

Oops...

♪ Love you ♪

♪ And I don't know where else to go ♪

- You sing really good.

- ♪ So it... ♪

Wait, hold on, let me think.

[ laughter ]

You distracted me with your eyes.

- You have an amazing voice.

- Glenn, it seems that we're going to the same place, yeah?

- Yeah, that's the only spot

where it's deep enough for us anyway.

- Okay, coming back now.

- You've got 15 meters, 15 meters.

- Coming back.

- You're at two meters off the dock.

We're just throwing lines ashore.

- Pull, pull... nice.

- Perfect, thank you.

- All right.

- All crew, all crew, let's all get straight back into it.

- I guess I need to clean the galley a little bit.

- That was a nice way of spending the morning, though.

- Yeah.

- Paget, Jenna, and Adam,

can you guys meet me in the crew mess?

We're gonna have a little preference sheet meeting.

- Copy for Adam.

- Hey.

- Hey, first impression, they look nice.

- It's Maisa Kehl and Chuck Heath,

from Salt Lake City, Utah.

Maisa Kehl is an international model from Brazil,

and scout for "Playboy Slovakia."

[ laughter ] - Excellent.

- You want to do it? - Yeah.

- Oh. - This could be your chance.

- Okay, so this couple has invited their friends

along to celebrate Maisa's birthday big-time.

- I'm gonna be really good at making cakes.

- So Chuck is bringing his friends, Steve and Sue Demarest.

- "Dietary restrictions, no mushrooms,

no beets, no foie gras, no pasta."

Yeah, we'll find a nice, happy balance for them.

- "The guests would like to enjoy water toys

"and sunbathing on the yacht,

next to picturesque backgrounds for photo shoots."

- Two of the guests would like to have

a beach barbeque on a secluded beach.

- Well, we should be able to handle that.

- All right. - Cool?

- Cool. - Good.

- All crew, all crew...

- Copy.

- All crew, all crew, let's get changed into polos, please.

- Hey, so, guys, quickly, can I have a conversation?

We're more than halfway through.

This is the time to bump it up...

happy faces.

- Happy... happy days, man.

- And just for me, if I can just give that direction

and I know it's not always flowery, but it's like...

- Yeah.

- ...it doesn't mean I don't appreciate you.

Just keep that in mind.

Madison can either sink or swim.

I think she has what it takes to be a strong second stew,

and I'm hopeful that she can learn

what she needs to do to improve,

and put those things into action.

Because I was thinking about Georgia, too.

- Kick butt.

- I remember in the beginning it was like this kind of thing.

- Yeah.

- And then it was like all she did was internalize it,

figure out how to do it, and just go along with it.

- Good to go, yeah.

- And that's what you need to do.

- Growing up, my dad shaped me into

being this headstrong, fearless person.

He Mr. Miyagi'ed me. So I'm not gonna be broken.

- You're gonna be way better. That's what I think.

- Yeah.

I'm staying on this boat, period.

- All crew, all crew,

we can expect the guests any second now.

Let's get everyone to the aft deck, please.

- Let's do this jam, man.

- Such a nice, beautiful day out.

- Okay, we got a visual.

- Bogie, 9:00.

- Welcome!

I see you already have a glass of champagne.

- I got started! [ laughs ]

- Oh, nice. I'm Jenna. I'm the chief stewardess.

- Jenna, Chuck, nice to meet you.

- Hi, nice to meet you. - Maisa, Jenna.

- Yes. - Welcome on board.

- Chuck, my name's Adam. - Adam, nice to meet you.

- Hi, there, I'm Parker. - Parker, nice to meet you.

- I'm Byron. - Barbara, pleasure meeting you.

- So I just wanted to say a formal welcome to our ship.

We're gonna get out of here pretty soon.

- And I'm gonna give you a tour of your home

for the next few days. - Cheers.

- Yes. - Welcome aboard.

- So this is the area called the cockpit.

- This is pretty.

- This is where you'll have most of your meals.

- That is quite a lot of luggage.

- This is the fly bridge. - God, it's so pretty.

- This is a great area to sit... - Oh, this looks great.

- ...when we're sailing. Another bar here.

- Can never have too many. - Exactly.

- How long are they here?

- So we have the main salon.

- You wanna dance on the table?

- I think there's a dance floor. - Table dance?

- Twin cabin...

you can pick either side, but they're the exact same.

This is the master suite. - This'll work.

- Girls, that's the dancing pole, just in case you're...

- Johnny, they got my request. That was on my preference sheet.

- Ugh.

- Big chuck in three, two, one.

I hope that wasn't-- - Ah!

- That was as horrible throw, what was that?

- Okay, that's all lines off, Glenn.

- Copy that. Byron, I'm coming ahead.

You can take up the slack.

- It's too hot.

- I know, we're gonna spray it in a minute,

as soon as we get lines in and stuff.

- Glenn, Glenn, Parker. - Go ahead, mate.

- Once we get squared away,

are you cool for us spraying the deck?

- Ask Paget.

- Why wouldn't you just ask me that?

I'm right here.

- Do you want us to spray the teak?

- Preferably not, no. - Okay.

- Because it just creates, like, a mess.

Parker doesn't understand. The teak is so delicate.

You just don't let water sit on teak,

otherwise you get water marks.

Hey, Glenn, I'm gonna do port first, port first.

If you're a junior crew member, follow what your superior says.

Boats, workplaces, you need some sort of chain of command.

If you can't follow it, you're not a good worker.

When you go straight to Glenn without coming to me,

it makes me look, like, stupid. - No.

Dude, I'm not trying to make you look stupid.

- That's foredeck secure.

- We're gonna motor down here. - Yeah.

- If we get some breeze, we'll sail.

- So a little update, we're gonna try to sail.

The wind isn't very strong, but we're gonna try to.

Madison, Madison, Jenna.

Are you coming back down to starboard twin?

- Yeah, I can, gimme one second.

- It's just not finished.

- [ sighs ] Yep.

[bleep], what did I do? What did I do?

Oh, no, I did something wrong. [bleep]

This, whoever keeps leaving that,

I remember I talked about that in the beginning,

I don't like half-rolls. It's from the day I...

it was shoved in that closet.

- Okay. - I just need you to be on it.

- Yeah. - Cool.

- What the [bleep]?

- Madison? - Yeah?

- My ex went to Universal Studios with Jenna.

Like, there's a picture of them

on one of their Instagrams together.

- Seriously? - Mm.

Considering I've had two relationships,

the chances of my chief stew and I being

with the same person are quite slim.

- How did you find out?

- Well, I was, like, going through his pictures,

I was going through her pictures,

and I saw them in each other's pictures.

I was like, what?

- Life is so ----ing weird, man.

- I just really hope Jenna hasn't shagged my ex.

[ laughs ] - Oh, God.

- I'm gonna ask her.

- All crew, all crew, we're gonna anchor soon.

There's no wind right now.

[ camera shutter clicking ]

- It isn't bad, it's not bad.

- Byron, whenever your ready, you can start walking it down.

Let's go to three and a half, for starters.

- Copy, three and a half.

- Yeah.

- Cool. Just you and me.

- Looks like a good bite.

- Hey, Glenn, is it okay to, like, jump off the side, here?

- We're setting up the rope swings off the bow.

- Oh, okay.

- All stews, please change into your evening dresses.

- Copy that.

- Take that off there, and let's put it on the rope.

You sure you don't wanna just go?

Gimme your radio.

- Oh, my God!

[ screaming, laughter ]

- You got some air.

- I wanted to ask you something.

- Yeah?

- How do you know Johan Loquier?

- Johan?

- Johan Loquier?

You went with him to Universal.

- Oh, yeah.

- Universal Park, how do you know him?

- Why, how do you know him?

- He's my ex. - Really?

[ laughter ]

Well, we ----ed the same person.

- I knew it!

- [bleep] yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, so we had sex with the same person.

We have to take a picture of each other and send it to him.

- Hiya, hon.

- Hi! - We miss you!

[ tapping ]

- Hi. - You ready for a team meeting?

- Yeah.

- There's definitely something I wanna get clear with you.

I love you... as a friend.

I am in no place to be in a relationship

with anybody right now.

- This is embarrassing.

Are you ----ing kidding me?

- I am in no place to

- I am in no place to be in a relationship

with anybody right now.

- Yeah.

Are you kidding me? Like...

- You've just gotta know that, and just be my friend.

- Cool.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Okay.

- Ugh.

It was just a really long couple days for me.

Cool. - All right?

- Yeah.

- Johan.

- My relationship with Johan was really significant,

but I just treat people like sh--.

And he let me. So our relationship ended.

Good for him... thanks, Jenna.

I don't know, I just think it's bizarre.

[ laughs ]

- Yeah. - Who is?

- Oh.

- Whoops.

Put the guns away.

[bleep]

- Sorry, am I interrupting?

- No. - You guys having a moment?

- No, hardly. - No.

- We're talking about other people's moments.

- Big shift in the wind, eh? - Looking good.

- All crew, all crew, it's go for sailing.

We'll get going as quick as possible.

- Copy.

- Perfect timing... just when Adam starts prepping.

- Anchor's secure.

[ clattering ]

- Hi. - Hi... are you done in here?

- Yep.

- Mm.

- Oh, my God!

- And I'm like, dude.

With guys, like, I'm always just, like, the bro.

[ laughs ]

- Woo.

- I'm just like... I feel like so played.

- Courteous of him to wait until the end of the break.

[ laughter ]

- Whatever.

- What? - What?

- No way. Are you kidding me?

- You and Georgia dated the same guy?

- Yes. - In yachting?

- Who?

- Like about half an hour?

- Byron, Byron, wanna start setting sails?

- Yeah, Glenn, I'll be there in two minutes.

- Yeah, gotta set sails outside. - All right.

- Yeah, sure.

- Up on deck, have a look at the main as it goes up.

Okay, going up.

[ sail hydraulics humming ]

- You're good, Glenn. - Good? Excellent.

Can you come a little bit to starboard?

- Yeah.

- Wow.

- Now we're just sailing, engine is off.

- It's amazing. It's amazing.

- That is one hell of a big sail.

- I don't wanna eat this.

It just smells like marshmallows.

- Isn't it just nougat?

- You wanna taste it?

- Before or after you've chewed it and spat it out?

- Sh--. - Is it sh--?

- My standards are low, and that's sh--.

- Your standards are low, that's true.

- Yeah, I know, Johan, right?

Watch yourself... we have the same standards, honey.

- I take offense to that.

[ laughs ]

Don't laugh.

- Next, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

- You seem all riled up.

- Just because I'm on a charter boat doesn't mean

I have to take sh-- all the ----ing time.

- You two joking around about the boy you dated

makes me wanna throw up.

Food's for sharing, not my significant other.

- Make it naked. Ah!

- I think it would be nice to balance a couple

of seashells off of my nipples sometime.

I would be getting naked if I could.

[ laughs ]

- Do you think it's funny

that I'm still breastfed by my mother?

- Yeah, a little bit.

- All right, well [bleep] you, then.

- Pardon?

- I really don't like the attitude in front of the guests.

- Now I'm really starting to get annoyed.

- Have a look, bro. - That's where I draw the line.

Parker, let's have a chat.

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