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[announcer] The Adventures of Batman with Robin, Boy Wonder.

Batman and Robin, Dynamic Duo against crime and corruption,

whose real identities as millionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne

and his young ward, Dick Grayson,

are known only to Alfred, the faithful butler.

Ever alert, they respond swiftly to a signal from the police.

And moments later, from the secret Batcave deep beneath Wayne Manor,

they roar out to protect life, limb and property

as Batman and Robin, caped crime fighters.

Batman and Robin, scourge of Gotham City's kooky criminals:

The Joker, Clown Prince of Crime.

The Penguin, pudgy purveyor of perfidy.

And the cool, cruel Mr. Freeze.

Watch out, villains, here come Batman and Robin.

[narrator] In the library of stately Wayne Manor,

Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson relax from their secret roles

of Batman and Robin.

Holy cupids, Bruce.

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. I almost forgot.

Hope you didn't forget all those girls who send you valentines every year.

Aw, I don't get that many.

Forget the hearts and flowers.

It's villains and brickbats time again. Come on.

[narrator] Now at Gotham Police Headquarters…

Valentine gifts for Batman and Robin,

from the Joker, The Penguin, The Riddler, and Catwoman.

Mm. I think we'd better open them in the basement bomb disposal lab.

[narrator] In the shockproof lab,

the Joker's Valentine gift, a pack of cards, is opened.

The joker card exploded.

A booby-trapped valentine.

[narrator] Now, as The Penguin's valentine is opened by remote control…

- Maybe it's a dud. - None of Penguin's umbrella tricks

ever laid an egg before. Let me try something else.

Clever. Now let's put Riddler's puzzle together underwater.

- [Robin] Look, it's us. - Riddler's little joke.

[explosion]

Another bobby trap.

Designed to explode on exposure to air once the puzzle was completed!

This is the Catwoman's valentine.

[meowing]

[Robin] A cat, wearing a valentine.

"Roses are red, violets are blue-o,

and I adore the Dynamic Duo.

Signed, Catwoman."

Holy bad rhymes.

Wait. There's more.

Catwoman says though she's our enemy, she admires us

and declares a Valentine's Day truce between us.

A truce?

Can we believe it?

Look, she likes me.

Let's keep her for a good luck charm.

Only after she's checked from whiskers to tail for booby traps, gizmos and gimmicks.

Valentina. That's a good name for her, Batman.

But why should Catwoman declare a truce and send us a Valentine's gift

- without a gimmick? - Aw, she probably got a little sentimental.

[narrator] Don't you believe it, Robin, for right now…

Mm. Purr-fect.

The Caped Crusaders are there,

and the mail truck is way over here.

Go!

Stopping us triggered an alarm in Police Headquarters, Catwoman.

Batman and Robin will be here faster than you can say meow.

So they will.

That's all, my tabbies. Come.

It was the Catwoman.

But what took you Caped Crusaders so long?

We were clear across Gotham when we got the call.

[radio beeping]

- Police radio. - [officer] Calling the Dynamic Duo.

Catwoman pulling robbery at Gotham Airport.

Holy double-cross.

Let's go.

The Caped Crusaders!

Faster! We must make the cloverleaf before them.

Airport's on the other side of Gotham. We'll never arrive in time.

This time, Catwoman's made a mistake.

There's only one road from the airport and we're on it.

[Robin] Gone. It's as if she knew where we were every instant.

Somehow Catwoman's tracking our every move.

And I'm afraid there's only one suspect.

[Robin] Not Valentina?

There're no tracker gimmicks on her.

Well, something's sure tipping Catwoman to our whereabouts.

No, Valentina! Wait!

I better go get her.

Holy phantasmagoria.

Come on, glowworm, we've gotta check you out.

[narrator] Shortly in Police Headquarters…

[Batman] There. That cat's fur is coated with a chemical that gives off radio waves.

- So that's how Catwoman tracked us. - If you don't mind, commissioner,

we'll leave her with you for the time being. Let's go, Robin.

[narrator] At this moment, the sleek Catmobile is parked before:

[Catwoman] Spiffany's Gem Tower.

chock-full of juicy jewels for the taking.

And the Dynamic Duo can't stop us

because right now, they're moping at Police Headquarters.

[narrator] Meanwhile, Commissioner Gordon's daughter, Barbara

arrives at Police Headquarters.

Babs, take charge of this feline.

I just got word Batman and Robin have Catwoman in a trap at Spiffany's.

I'm on my way to help.

And don't let that kitty out of your sight.

Catwoman cornered by the Dynamic Duo, huh?

That's one showdown I must be in on,

as Batgirl.

- When I give the word, Robin, pounce. - Check.

Uh-oh! The Dynamic Duo are on their way here.

Catwoman to Catmen. Knock it off.

Okay, chum, now.

Catwoman's getting away.

Hang on, kitty.

Batgirl. I'll fix her.

[Gordon] Nice work, Caped Crusaders.

They're all yours, commissioner. We're going after Catwoman.

She can't be too far ahead, Robin.

This time she can't track us with that furry valentine.

Yeah, but…

Well, I really do like that cat.

[narrator] And that cat sure likes the Dynamic Duo, too much.

Enough to lead Batman and Robin into bigger trouble

as she pinpoints their whereabouts to the Catwoman.

Don't miss the exciting conclusion,

coming up next.

[narrator] Having subdued the Catmen

and turned the stolen gems over to the police,

the Dynamic Duo now start after Catwoman.

[Batman] She can't be too far ahead.

And this time, she can't track us with that furry valentine.

[narrator] That's what you think, Batman.

Because not far ahead…

[Catwoman meows]

That blip again.

The Caped Crusaders are after me.

Holy blowout!

Catwoman sabotaged our tires!

Activate hover jets.

[Catwoman] They're still after me.

Well, I'll fix that.

Here they come.

Right into my trap.

Now!

Batman, look. A net.

At this speed it'll wreck us!

Not unless the Bat-cutter doesn't work.

[yowls]

Foiled again.

- There she goes. - She acts as if she's still tracking us

- with Valentina. - That can't be.

We left that cat back at Police Headquarters.

Now, I'll give them a valentine they'll really hate.

Batman! Look out!

Look! A Cat-O-Ram!

Stand by for jet assist.

There goes our feline foe.

[Batman] She can't go too far.

Stand by for Batapult intercept.

[Robin] Holy roof hangers!

If we wiggle a finger, it's Fallsville.

Hang on, chum, I'll get you up.

Now I'll get rid of you Masked Meddlers once and for all.

[laughing]

Uh-oh, now we've had it.

Easy, Robin, I'm going to flip up.

[meows]

[roars]

No! No!

Get away, you stupid cat!

Easy now. Steady.

There. Okay.

[snarling]

Okay, come on. Let's get her.

Uh-oh. We're surrounded.

Come on, hit them, chum.

[snarling]

[narrator] But now, Batgirl, recovered from her fall, reaches the scene.

What a mess.

I not only let Catwoman clobber me, but I lost that cat Dad gave me to watch.

[meowing]

The cat. And Catwoman.

This is my big chance to stop that witch.

[men grunting]

That's that. But Catwoman's given us the slip.

No, she hasn't. Look.

Looks as if Catwoman got a Valentine gift after all.

But who racked her up?

There's your answer, chum.

[narrator] Not long after, with Catwoman safely caged at Gotham City jail,

in Commissioner Gordon's office…

[Batman] Well, Valentina almost got us trapped for good

by hiding in the Batmobile.

But she sure made up for it by saving our hash on that rooftop.

One thing puzzles me.

How did that cat get all the way across Gotham

after she escaped from you, Babs?

It's miles.

Uh, why— Um…

I guess she just has a nose for cat-tastrophies, Dad.

[narrator] It's twilight at the deserted Gotham Films Studios

as Catwoman and her wily wildcats pussyfoot into a dark soundstage,

where a film feature, Tom Thumb in Toyland,

has just been completed.

Toys. Big ones and little ones.

What are we gonna do with them, Catwoman? Play games?

Precisely, Tabby. We are going to play games

that will get the Dynamic Duo out of my fur forever.

[Catwoman snarls]

[narrator] Later that evening, in stately Wayne Manor,

Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson are developing their eye-hand coordination

in an exciting game of battley-winks.

Ah, I've just put the Riddler in jail.

Now let's see if I can do the same with the Joker.

Ha, ha. Missed. Now I'm going to put the Penguin in jail.

- Bruce, look, the Bat-signal. - Come on, chum, to the Batcave.

I wonder what's up, Batman.

[Batman] We'll know soon enough, Robin.

[Catwoman] Batmobile coming.

Our fake sky signal has brought the bats out of their belfry. Ha, ha!

Ready, cats.

[Catwoman laughs then snarls]

Quickly, haul them into the truck.

Holy rat traps, a steel net.

Easy, chum. We've been in tighter spots before.

Tabby, head for the Gotham Films Studio.

Tonight we cats are going to have fine Bat-ting practice.

[Catwoman laughs]

[Batman] Sit tight. I'm firing taillight laser beams.

Let her rip.

- That did it. - Okay, hang on. We're smashing out of here.

Holy Houdini, they don't even know we're out.

Exactly as planned, chum. Now we'll cut them off up ahead.

Look, the Batmobile. But how?

[Catwoman] Rowr! Stop!

Okay, take that.

Oh! My aching jaw.

Stop caterwauling.

I'll take care of them with my Cat-nap gas.

Come on, let's take the Batmobile.

- Gas. - Bat-gas masks, quick.

Bye-bye, Bat-rats.

Now, I know we'll meet again soon.

Holy hijack. It must've been Catwoman who flashed the sky signal.

Yes, Robin. To lure us out so she could capture us.

Come on. Let's take that truck to police headquarters.

I've notified Gotham Films that their truck has been found.

I must say, the official to whom I spoke had a weird voice.

I have it on tape. Listen.

[squeaky voice on recording] We'll send a man to pick it up in the morning.

- He sounds like a cartoon character. - If I may borrow this,

I'd like to run it through my equipment.

Of course, Batman. Be my guest.

This is helium gas.

Now I'll inhale it, then watch what happens.

[in squeaky voice] This is what helium does to a normal voice.

Holy chipmunks. How long does the effect last?

[in normal voice] Only a few seconds.

Now we'll run this tape through the Bat-transcriber

and hear the voice in normal tones.

[Catwoman on recording] We'll send a man to pick it up in the morning.

That's no man. It's a woman.

- You bet. It's Catwoman. - But why?

To make the police believe Gotham Studios was the victim of theft.

So they'd never suspect it's her base of operations.

Right. To the Batcopter.

My clever ploy may have fooled Commissioner Gordon, Tabby,

but the caped crime fighters will certainly trace us here.

And when they do… Rowr!

- Look, the Batmobile. - Proves we were right.

Come on, but carefully, Robin.

- Locked. - That window up there is open.

Good. Stand back.

[Catwoman] Perfect. They're on the catwalk.

Power on.

- Trapped again. - Steady, Robin.

Won't you join us?

[laughs]

Let the cat games begin.

[Catwoman] Hang around, Caped Crusader,

while we play pinball with the Boy Wonder.

[Catwoman snarls]

As you bump into the posts, Robin, they'll light up.

But this one is loaded with explosives.

Should you, perchance, hit it,

the post won't light up, but you will.

[dinging]

Watch out, Robin. Use body English.

Good show. We'll return to this game later.

Now let's toy with Batman.

A giant toy propeller with sharp blades. What fun.

Let it fly, cats.

Uh-oh. Time to swing.

[Catwoman screeches]

[Tabby] Catch her!

Stop him! Stop him, you fumbling felines!

- Thanks, Batman. - Tomcats, behind you.

Can you top that?

As Superman would say:

[Robin] "Up, up, and away!"

[Batman] Well, well, what's your pleasure, Robin?

Bet I can roll a strike.

You may be a bowling champ, but I used to be a basketball star.

He's Bat-happy. What harm can he do with a basketball?

[Robin] We were just beginning to have a little fun.

Yes, Catwoman and her gang invited us to play some games with them.

How nice.

But I know a game they will probably all play

for a long time to come.

It's called Rockpile.

[Batman & Robin laughing]

[snarls]

[theme music playing]