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At the critical moment,

the black-faced knight came down from the heavens.

-Do I look good? -Not bad.

Let me continue the story.

Riding on a motorbike,

with a "vroom" and black fumes...

The engine's not eco-friendly, is it?

Let's report it to Environmental Protection.

-Don't interrupt... -Just ignore them. Continue your story.

The black-faced knight...

I can't describe it.

He saved me and brought me to the hospital.

I shouldn't waste my time listening to this.

That's such a bad ending.

I want to sleep. Shut up.

I'm full. I want to go to sleep too.

Niuniu, throw your takeout boxes away before they stink up the room.

Momo, throw them for me, please?

Hello?

Hello, Momo.

-Have you already eaten? -Yes.

That's good.

I forgot to send you some food as I was busy playing in the cybercafรฉ.

I'll never put my hopes on you.

Hey, don't be angry with me.

Let's go get dinner tonight.

I'll pass.

Let's go together.

No.

Momo, keep your voice down.

They're sleeping.

I'll hang up now.

You came back early from your lunch.

Sir...

I'm not going to meet Professor Jiang.

Please don't come again.

I just came here to chat with you.

I would like to interact with you too, you know.

I want to take care

of your school life as you are our top student.

I'm going to do an experiment.

But there's only one pair of goggles.

You...

Take your time.

Think about it, okay?

I'll come again.

Awesome!

Momo!

Why are you going back so early? Don't you want to see my game?

I still have some assignments to do.

I have something to tell you.

What is it?

I think...

we're quite compatible.

Why don't we go out after we finish our studies?

I know that

today is April Fools' Day.

What about this?

If you say yes, it means I'm serious,

and if you say no,

just take it as an April Fool's joke...

what do you say?

I'll hit you with the ball if you say no.

Momo...

What's wrong with you?

-Nothing. -Nothing?

Where are you going?

Your limbs are injured.

Don't act recklessly.

My leg is almost healed. I have an interview this afternoon.

Interview?

The interview on that day?

That's right.

You're really bold, aren't you?

I would get scared if I still don't find a job.

I'll go with you.

Oh, no.

I'll be busy this afternoon.

I can go by myself.

No.

I can't let you go alone.

Wait for me at the bus station.

I won't wait for you.

Wait for me, will you?

-Hey. -Hey. Are you waiting for the bus?

Fu Pei asked me to come here.

Hello?

Hello, Gu Weiyi? I need a favor from you.

Can you accompany Momo to her interview?

No way.

Please?

That place is quite isolated.

-She's a girl... -Why don't you go yourself?

I have a basketball match with the School of Media in the afternoon.

No way. Look for someone else.

You really don't want to go?

No, I don't.

I guess there will be one more video on the school forum later, then.

What kind of video?

What do you think?

The military training.

I already deleted that.

I still have a copy.

If you go, then I'll delete the video.

You don't want me to go with you, do you?

Tell him yourself.

That place is quite isolated.

We have to hurry and go there.

-You... -Gu Weiyi.

What's your final decision?

Have you thought about it thoroughly?

Sir,

I'm in a relationship.

So I'll have to think about it later.

In a relationship?

With me?

That's right.

Do you have a problem with that?

Yes, we're in a relationship, all right.

Hello.

I'm Gu Weiyi's professor.

My name is Situ Mo.

I approve of your relationship.

Especially with Gu.

Thank you.

But,

we had an important selection exam two days ago.

And Gu wasn't able to take the exam because he didn't bring his student pass.

I didn't understand

how he would make such a mistake.

But I fully understood it when I saw you two today.

It's understandable that someone

might make mistakes when they're in a relationship.

Was his student pass with you?

-I... -Sir,

please don't disturb us.

Just one last thing.

We have arranged for him to get a last chance at it.

But he says that it would be unfair to the other candidates

and he refused to meet Professor Jiang.

-So, I... -That's the last one, right?

There's no point telling her about it.

I make the decisions.

Says who?

I make decisions too.

Arriving at Nanda West Road Station.

If you want to alight, please use the back exit.

Try to convince him.

Advise him.

I'll leave now. Please advise him.

Please advise him.

Do you want to alight? The door is closing.

Was it because I took your bag that day?

I took your bag first.

It wasn't your fault.

GUO DEGANG XIANGSHENG

I couldn't hear it clearly.

I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

INTERNATIONAL BUILDING

I'll go to the interview. What about you?

I'll just walk around.

Okay, I'll try to hurry.

Sir.

Sir!

Which floor is Au Xin Advertising?

The elevator is under maintenance, so you have to take the stairs.

Fifth floor.

Thank you.

Hey, Wu!

When will you make the last payment of 250 yuan?

Don't worry, I'll work for it.

Mr. Zhang, someone's here for an interview.

Mr. Zhang, someone's here for an interview.

Wait a moment.

Okay? That's it.

Wang!

When will you make the last payment of 500 yuan?

You promised to pay on the 19th.

It's already the 20th!

What's wrong with you?

We're businessmen. We must keep our promises.

Miss?

Hello, I'm here for an interview.

Show me your rรฉsumรฉ.

Southern University.

Not bad.

Yes.

But you're not suitable for a dog.

I don't have a dog.

I mean, your major doesn't match advertising at all.

Yes

I audited the advertising class when I was attending university.

Okay. Tell me,

what is your expected salary?

The salary is not that important.

To me, the experience and the growth that accompanies it

in handling the position is more important...

Mei!

Do you have any packages for me?

Who are you?

I'm the CEO of the company,

Zhang Dafa!

What happened to you? Don't you even know me?

There's nothing for you.

Great.

Go back and wait for our call.

Okay, thank you.

Can we go now?

Let's go.

Thank you for coming here with me.

You're welcome.

Let me treat you to a meal.

It's all right.

I have some calculations to complete.

Let's eat together. I'm serious.

When someone is in a bad mood, he or she must eat something.

I heard a story about a person who wanted to commit suicide by gassing.

He saw a sweet potato beside him.

So, he baked the potato.

After he finished eating the potato, he turned off the gas and went to bed.

I'm in a good mood.

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Make a wish!

Okay.

Cheers!

Here!

What are you thinking?

Let me show you how it's done.

Look.

No.

This clutter is limiting my performance.

"This clutter is limiting my performance."

That's easy.

I have it too.

-I have it too! -I have it too!

Let's have a match.

Kids,

it's hard to play this.

You'll cry if you lose to me.

You just don't want to play with us, right?

You must be a loser.

-You must be a loser! -You must be a loser!

You heard that? You must be a loser.

Are you ready, kids?

-We're ready! -We're ready!

Okay!

Three, two, one, start!

-Go! -Go!

-Let's go! -Let's go!

-Let's go! -Let's go!

Let's run!

Wait for me!

It's okay.

You're the winner.

You won.

I told them they would lose to me.

In physics,

the moment of inertia is a measure of force

that is applied to a spinning object.

The more force applied, the greater the moment of inertia.

Although the tops are of the same size, the force I apply is stronger.

-So... -Okay.

I don't believe it.

Carry on, I'm hungry.

Hey, mister,

I can spin faster than you.

Let's have some cake.

My top...

Let's fight!

Come on! Run! They're coming!

Do you really know how to play?

Let's play again.

I must beat them.

Why are you back so late?

We went for a meal.

Not bad.

You treated Momo to a meal?

I'll pay you back.

Situ Mo treated me.

What? You let her treat you?

Why not?

You're really awesome.

Well, how was her interview?

I couldn't reach her.

She's asleep.

Who touched my things?

I just tested the automatic curtain that you invented for yourself.

Don't touch my things again.

Gu Weiyi.

What?

Do you think Momo is pretty?

I didn't look at her that much.

DEYUNSHE XIANGSHENG

Wake up.

I'm awake.

How was the interview?

It wasn't a very professional company,

but he did say that my major doesn't match the job.

It's hard to get a job in another field.

Don't be sad.

Have you already eaten?

Yes.

With who?

Fu Pei?

No.

The funny man I told you before.

Who is he?

Lately, the black-faced knight always turns up in front of Momo.

You don't know him.

Just tell us.

Gu Weiyi.

-We know him! -We know him!

How could you know him?

He always competes with me for the scholarship.

What are you talking about?

He's holding rank one and you're holding rank three.

Don't even think you're competing.

I think

he's a good-looking, low-profile guy.

Good-looking and low-profile.

What a nice guy.

How come I don't know him if he's so famous?

Because you don't pay attention.

You only watch dramas and follow the same guy every day.

That's why you don't know him.

It's such a pity.

Why?

He's now a bad example in every graduation meeting.

I heard that he didn't bring his student pass

to an important selection examination.

Some people say his talent makes him arrogant.

Hey!

Hey!

Hello.

Hello.

Do you know Mr. Xu?

Which Mr. Xu?

The Physics 1 Professor.

Gabble Xu? I'm looking for him too. Let's go together.

Thank you.

Come in.

-Mr. Xu, -Yes.

Professor Jiang asked me to bring the papers and the results to you.

How was it?

None of our students were selected?

The School of Mathematics got the highest marks.

Just put it here. Thank you.

-I'll leave you, then. -Okay.

You are...

Good day, I'm Situ Mo.

We met on the bus.

Gu Weiyi's girlfriend!

How are you? Any good news for me?

I want to know

how you can help Gu Weiyi.

Please come in.

Professor Jiang.

Why are you here again?

Come.

I guess you'll gabble around me again.

Help me clean the whiteboard.

Okay.

-Professor. -Yes?

Do you still remember my student, Gu Weiyi?

Yes.

The fact is, he didn't take the exam.

There's no point in you grumbling here.

And you?

Me?

Right from the start,

I told the school that I wanted the top student.

But they wanted me to follow their selection procedure.

In the end,

a student from the School of Mathematics got the highest marks.

Now, you're telling me...

Professor, she's not Gu Weiyi.

She is Gu Weiyi's girlfriend.

What are you doing here?

Tell your boyfriend that

no matter who pleads with me,

he still has to show me that he is able to take part in my project.

Professor Jiang,

are you saying that you only believe in ability?

That's right.

But you have never seen...

my boyfriend's ability.

How would you know if he is the school's top student?

He is ranked one in the School of Physics.

Wouldn't you regret not having even tested his ability?

That's right.

He has been consistently at the top of the School of Physics for three years now.

If he is taken away by other professors, then...

Well...

I have a set of graduation exam papers here.

Let him do the test then.

I want to see his level.

-Thank you, Professor Jiang. -Okay.

Mr. Xu, I'll be leaving now. Professor Jiang, see you.

BOYS' DORMITORY

Momo.

You're here for me?

It must be my lucky day!

I need a favor from you.

What is it?

I'll do anything for you, no matter what.

Can you help me look for Gu Weiyi?

What is it about?

I took his bag by mistake that day.

That's right.

He wasn't able to bring his student pass

and had to give up from the selection as a result.

You knew about it?

Yes, what's wrong?

I feel guilty because it was partly my fault.

You're so kind.

It's okay, it was only an accident. Don't think about it too much.

I got a set of exam papers from Professor Jiang.

Just let him accomplish it.

He still might have a chance.

You don't know him.

I'm sure he'll talk about being fair and square.

I'm afraid I can't convince him.

Help me look for him and I'll try to convince him.

Don't you believe me?

You'll know it later.

I know where he is now.

Let's go to him.

Momo.

What is it?

Do you think Gu Weiyi

is good-looking?

Forget it. Don't think about it. Hurry up.

Does he look like Cyclops from The X-Men?

Cut the crap!

Slowly!

Why are you here?

I have a set of the Physics graduation exam papers.

How did you get it?

I met Professor Jiang today and he gave it to me...

It's none of your business.

Stop doing unnecessary things.

-It has nothing to do with you-- -Professor Jiang said

he doesn't care about students like you.

He said that

there is always a top student in Physics every year,

and that being rank one means nothing.

And not many people can follow the path of scientific research

because that path needs the sharpest brain and the calmest heart.

And he thinks that...

you're not qualified.

-I think Gu Weiyi meets the require-- -I told him the same thing.

So, Professor Jiang gave me the exam papers.

He said the papers were prepared specifically for the graduation exams.

It's supposed to be high-level and hard.

He wants to test your level.

So, I said "no" to Professor Jiang.

Gu Weiyi is only an undergraduate student.

How can he even do a graduation exam?

That's right.

Professor Jiang is just trying to trouble you.

That's right.

Professor Jiang never expected you to complete the exam anyway.

Thank you.

I haven't finished the calculations yet.

What? You haven't gotten the answer yet?

I'm so sorry.

Done?

This is the first time I'm seeing you smile.

Doing calculations makes me happy.

Fu Pei.

I don't want to eat that.

He's done, let's go!

-Let's go! -I don't want it.

Let's go!

-He's done? -Let's get something to eat.

Let's go for some hot pot.

Let's go.

Xuanxuan, will you come to the match tomorrow?

I'm asking you in advance.

Didn't you say your buddy was strong?

Bring him along with you tomorrow. Let's have a match.

Hey, Beauty, I need your reply.

Will you come to the match tomorrow?

Fairy?

Will you come to the match tomorrow?

Let's play again together.

For the dual fight, I mean.

Look, you're quiet when I talk about basketball.

Are you afraid of losing?

Thank you.

Thank you.

Welcome.

-Your drinks. -Thank you.

Does your girlfriend drink beer?

She's not my girlfriend. And she doesn't drink beer.

I do.

Momo.

Eat something. Don't just keep drinking beer.

Do you know why I'm drinking so much?

I know, that's why I'm asking you not to.

You really like to play dumb.

Fu Pei,

what kind of girls do you like?

Why?

You want to get one for me?

There are many girls in your school.

Get one for me, will you?

Okay, I'll get a silly one just for you.

What are you doing here, Gu Weiyi?

Are you on a date with Situ Mo?

That's right.

Okay, enjoy!

I'm okay!

You can't even walk straight.

Fu Pei.

What's wrong?

You're so ugly.

Since you're so ugly, I don't want to have a crush on you anymore.

-You're drunk... -Bullshit!

GIRLS' DORMITORY

What's the deal between you and Momo?

You asked me to accompany her to an interview that day.

We met Mr. Xu on the way.

He wanted me to meet Professor Jiang.

So I lied that I was on a date with Situ Mo.

I just didn't want him to disturb me.

But you finished the examination papers. Why did you lie again?

I just wanted to teach you a lesson.

What do you mean?

You're trying to avoid Situ Mo's feelings.

We're just friends.

Are you?

Then why are you questioning me now?

Well, just stay away from Momo.

I'm okay with that.

The question you should ask yourself is,

can you control me?

Don't be sad.

That's right. Just treat him like a scum.

It's all right. Don't be sad.

Don't cry.

That's enough!

No!

Are you going to go out with Fu Pei after graduation?

We won't be together!

Momo!

Momo, I didn't really mean it.

I just wanted them to cut the crap.

After all, we're going to graduate soon.

Are you afraid?

-I don't have to be... -I'm not afraid.

Momo!

Forget it.

Just forget it. I merely said it as a joke.

That girl grabbed Fu Pei. There she is.

Don't be angry.

I knew that you didn't take everything seriously.

I knew that promise was just a joke, but I thought I could change you.

I'm so sorry. I was too cocky.

Don't be so serious.

Forget our promise, then.

I told you, I just said it as a joke.

Just a joke?

Okay.

I just asked it then.

We're in agreement, then!

So we'll just be friends, then!

You really need friends that much?

Where are you going?

It's none of your business!

Momo!

HERE COMES THE EASTER EGG

You really don't want to go?

No, I don't.

I guess there will be one more video on the school forum later, then.

What kind of video?

What do you think?

The military training.

Attention!

At ease!

Sir,

I want to be your student, sir.

Why?

Because you're one of the greatest physicians in the world.

Your efforts in human development

made the decisive catalytic effect.

Do you know what my name is

since you admire me so much?

The great...

Albert Einstein.

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