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- Previously, on

- Previously, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

If I have sexual chemistry with somebody,

it's hard to not act upon it.

Right.

- We got Richie Hosein from Long Island, New York.

[ shouting ]

- Let's get ----ed-up.

- Oh, are you bringing shots?

- My new girlfriend, by the way. She loves me.

[ laughs ]

- Every interaction with these guys is soul-sucking.

- Please put me down. Please put me down.

I've never been handled like that by a charter guest before.

- Ooh, I'm so sorry... sorry.

- Just stop, you're ----ing making a mess.

- Just checking on you, you look stressed.

- Mm.

- Do you always have a commentary?

It's pissing people off.

- Be rough with it.

Just try to, like, slap it against...

- Well, I don't wanna be too rough,

because I don't wanna scratch it.

I'm asking Ciara to help me keep an eye on Parker.

I love hearing you on the radio, very...

- Really? - ...sensual.

- Maybe Georgia's flirting with Paget,

but I'm not affected by it.

- Okay, we're gonna support each other.

- My chief stew is more absent than my father figure.

- We're can actually take out our anger

on the two other girls. - Till death do us part.

- Copy that. [bleep] dude.

- Ladies, come on.

- Hey! [ clapping ]

- Welcome aboard.

- Yamas!

[ cheering ]

- It's absolute insanity on the boat right now.

- Can we get another round of drinks for the girls, please?

- What the [bleep].

[ chatter, laughter ]

- Woo, go, baby!

- Oh [bleep] this!

The guests are already horrible, the girl's throwing up.

This is absolutely absurd. This is mayhem.

- I got it. - Got it?

- Keep them occupied. - You sure? You got it?

- Yeah. - [bleep]

[ smoke alarm beeping ]

- I'm doing a shot.

- Gimme one... gimme one second here.

What the [bleep].

- These guys are just out here trying

to live it up with the bros.

I don't care if they're rowdy.

They paid good money to be here. They can do as they please.

- I need a f---ing shrimp cocktail!

[ laughing ]

[ smoke alarm beeping ]

- Oh sh--.

- You want a shot?

- What the hell is going on here?

These guys are out of control.

- Yes.

- [bleep] it, I'm going back to bed.

- Hey!

- Have her stay there. Have her stay there.

- Okay, okay. - Okay?

I worked at a Russian martini and cigar bar for one night.

I had to move at a fast pace and help the customers,

clean up, clean up, clean up.

Because every wrong move, I'd get slapped on the hand.

- Thank you. - This night reminds me of that.

- Hey! - [ sighs ]

- More food?

- I can make you, like, vegetables and hummous.

- You guys want anything else?

- I can make you, like, vegetables and hummous.

- Chips and cheese, and... - I don't know.

- Yamas!

- G-dog!

Everybody hide, G-dog's about to [bleep] you up.

- I wanna make sure that the guests are having

a good time, but there is a line,

and certain things will not be tolerated.

- They want more food.

- No, no, we're not cooking any more.

I'll let them know.

They can't be breaking stuff,

they can't be mistreating the crew.

Call me Captain Buzzkill, I'm fine with that.

But I wanna make sure that we bring you both

back to the dock in one piece.

- Captain! - How is your friend?

- Do you want to go back?

- Uh, I'll check with the other girl.

- Hey, hey, hey!

- Yeah, I think your friends are ready to go soon.

- You can get the [bleep] off the boat.

- I think they're all ready to go in five.

- Okay.

- More food?

- Here you go, man. Dig in.

- Bye! - Bye, guys, thank you.

- You're the best. - Of course, of course.

Don't fall!

[ laughs ]

- Nothing but the boys left. Look, they're gone.

- The bitches left?

- Thank you, we appreciate it.

- Of course.

- Yo, pass the food, cuz.

- [bleep] you.

- Bring up everything... grilled cheeses, extra butter!

Pancakes!

- Oh, look at me, I'm Tommy. Girls love me.

[ grunting ] You stupid idiot.

- I'm going.

- Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Go to bed, night-night.

[ yawning ]

These charter guests can eat a dick.

I'm being dead serious. They need to be tranquilized.

- How did everything go?

I had to wake up Glenn. - A girl got sick.

[ alarm clock buzzing ]

- Hey. Ooh.

- Not to them.

- How's everything going?

- Everything seems to be going quite well.

I think everyone's over their snark.

- And you feel good?

- Yeah. Yes, yes, yes.

- Good job.

- Hi, Ciara. - Morning.

- You hear anything more about last night?

- Don't worry about making it perfect,

because if they wanna treat it like that, then, you know...

then we treat it like children, if that's the case.

I'm gonna have some breakfast, and I'll be up.

- Oh.

- Hey, morning, Jen.

- Morning.

- Yeah... definitely. There's...

- Yeah.

- Talking about this charter specifically, or...

- Yeah.

- Still finding glasses from last night?

- Yeah.

- Morning, morning.

Anything interesting happen last night after I went to bed?

- No. We're still finding bits of cheese and pistachios, but...

- Okay.

- Yeah.

- What's up-dog?

Please, just wake me up next time.

I really need to be woken up for stuff like this.

I feel bad.

I'm sorry you had to go through that.

I wanna be there to assess everything

that's going on with the guests,

and especially when they're douchebags.

Yeah, keep sleeping. - I'm sorry.

- No, no, no, keep sleeping.

- Where... what's the plan?

- So I figure we can take all this stuff off,

bring the thingies on one by one.

- Okay. Oh, that's full of water, sh--.

- You want a piece of cheese?

- I'll take a piece of cheese, thanks.

- Of course you'll take a piece of cheese.

- Treating myself. - Oof, yeah.

- Is it mature? - It's very mature.

- It might help my situation.

I've gotta say, Paget is very cute.

- Good, isn't it? - Mm.

Good for Ciara.

- Hm?

- All right, guys, it's ----ing 12:00.

[ snoring ]

- Can you do something with this?

I don't like this. - Yeah.

- And maybe go through the cupboards,

when there's time, like now.

- Like, organize it? - Yeah.

- Oh.

- Okay, engines on. You can start picking up.

[ anchor chain rattling ]

- Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, anchor's in the pocket.

- Yeah, like, I did expirations and all that, but...

- Sometimes with the girls,

I feel like I have to explain every little thing.

People who get into stewardessing

should at the very bare minimum

be good at organizing.

If you can't do that, you shouldn't be on the boat.

- Coming up...

- I just don't feel like I get any respect from you.

- Madison's like a child pulling at your leg.

I don't have time to be holding anyone's hand.

- I can't believe

- I can't believe they're still not up.

[ yawns ]

- I think they're gonna be sleeping quite late.

They don't even normally have breakfast 'til 10, I think.

[ humming ]

- Hello.

- How's it going? - Oof.

- Want champagne?

- There's nothing else to do, huh?

Oh, my God, I've never seen you just open it.

I don't even know if he knows how to open it.

- Here they come.

- Need some drinks. - Adam, guests are up.

- [bleep] dude.

- That's my guy! - Where's... where's Jenna?

- That's what we-- - Who the [bleep] is Jenna?

- Yeah. - Georgia, Georgia...

- Thank you, I'll be right there.

- You going down for a bit? - Yeah.

- Do you wanna wait for breakfast?

- No. Let's get the breakfast out.

- Can you get me an espresso with cream and sugar?

- Yeah. - Thank you.

- My nuts itch so bad. - Stop scratching your nuts.

- Oh for [bleep]'s sake.

- Madison, Madison, Jenna. - Go for Madison.

- Can I get Madison up to make some drinks, please?

- They need you making drinks, babe.

- So the primary said breakfast can come up.

- Let me start doing breakfast...

at 3:00 in the afternoon.

- Two o'clock breakfast, I love that.

- Where do you need me, Jenna? - Um, I'm doing it now.

- Do you want me to go back to doing turnouts,

or what do you... - Sure, yeah.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Sorry. - It's okay.

- Dude, like...

[ groans ]

They called me up to make the coffee.

- Oh [bleep].

- Like, if we didn't do sh-- like that,

then, like, things would get done quicker.

- I've got a relationship with Madison,

but I'm trying to maintain a relationship with Jenna.

So I'm really trying hard to keep myself out of it.

I'm stuck between a rock and a stick of dynamite.

- You can't handle making their coffee?

- That looks beautiful.

- Can we drop the anchor?

- The warm stuff will just be a second.

- Go ahead, let her go, let her go.

- Oh, beautiful, that's breakfast, yeah.

These can go out.

- Holy cow.

- Yo, chef's a lion, man. - Those...

those pancakes are fluffy.

- The fastest breakfast I ever did.

- Glenn, that's three at the water.

- Thank you, guys.

Deck, deck, let's the tender ready to go.

- Copy that.

- We are close to a beach club, if that's what you wanna do.

- That'd be great.

- We've got a caviar tasting, if you wanna still do that.

- Oh, yeah, sure, we're doing the caviar thing.

- In the meantime, you wanna do some water sports

or stand-up paddleboards, or...

- Yeah, honestly, I'm more interested

in just getting ----ed-up.

- Is this considered a water sport?

- If drinking was an Olympic sport,

these guys would still suck.

I'm, like, trying to promote the water sports,

and they're like, "No, is this a water sport, drinking?"

- Jesus.

- Glenn, these guys are gonna go to the beach bar

as soon as they can.

- Copy that.

- Copy that, I'll take them in.

- Yeah, Parker.

- You washing the blood... you washing the blood off?

- Nice! - I'm the director of fun.

- You wanna be a member of the naughty boys, I heard.

- I'm the pledge. - The pledge.

[ laughs ] - I'm pledging.

That is when I'm most comfortable.

Be funny, be fun, be appropriate, be caring...

that's what cool people do.

- I love it, you're pledging..

- Look at how cute we are.

Well, this is what's gonna help get me

through this, and you, too. - I think it...

- Because I hate them.

- Honestly, I've never been so stoked in the galley.

- With Adam, I feel like every day that goes on

brings us closer together.

But I hate having to wait for the next crew night out

to have any time with him.

It's just really hard to be so close to somebody

and not be able to act on any of your emotions.

- Teaming up. - Dream team.

- Teaming up. - Dream team.

- Let's go to the beach bar.

- Nice shoes.

- Yeah, they're good shoes, my ----ing ex bought them for me.

- Water sports!

- Let's only put glasses on here.

- Yeah, that's what I do. - Ah!

- They're drinking, it's better for me to stay with them,

and you with the boat.

Are you comfortable on the...

- I... I am not.

If you're worried about that, you got me all wrong.

- Yo, we haven't seen no girls.

- Crickets.

- You know how to carry glasses on a serving tray, right?

- Do you not think I can do my job?

- Of course you can.

- Things could be said a little nicer.

"You're doing all right" would be nice once in a while,

especially from Jenna.

- You always hear me say, "Do you want a cookie,"

and it's not because I'm... - No...

- ...trying to be a dick.

It just means that we are all busting our ass.

- I ----ing get it. I don't want a ----ing cookie.

Just maybe, "Hey, that looks nice."

That's all I want. Like, why do I...

- Well, you're not gonna get it.

- Ugh, like, I'm just physically doing everything I can.

It's exhausting not to get, like, any ----ing recognition.

- Jenna's the nicest chief stew I've ever met.

- I really don't wanna talk about it anymore.

- Sometimes I feel like Madison wants a gold star

for just doing a basic task.

You did your job today, you will get up tomorrow,

and you will do it again.

And hopefully, you'll do even more than you did yesterday.

I promise you, she's not all that bad.

And I'm not just saying that because I wanna bone her.

- What the [bleep]?

[ shouting ]

- I've seen much worse.

She's like a godsend, compared to many chief stews.

- I honestly prefer if somebody has an issue

to talk to me directly.

- No, dude, all I was saying was just, like,

I just feel like I'm getting beaten down.

- I'm definitely getting the sense that Madison

plays one way to my face and runs around

to every other crew member

and complains about me behind my back.

Why don't we just sit and talk about this,

so I can actually get your full attention.

- Okay.

- I know that it's frustrating when you're a stew

and you're getting told things all the time.

And I know that I get my back up a little bit

when you get an attitude.

Some days, you're really super perky and super happy,

and other days you're like, ugh, eye roll, irritated, frustrated.

- I just don't feel like I get any, like, respect from you.

I wanna feel valued, and sometimes I don't.

And sometimes I feel really ganged up on.

- I will try my best to give compliments where I can.

But my primary focus is the guests.

I don't always have time to be sitting there

holding anyone's hand. We are all doing a job.

Madison's energy is exhausting.

It's like a child who is constantly pulling at your leg.

"Me want this, me want attention."

I don't have time to give it to you.

I can't say it to you every single day, like,

"Great job, Madison." It's not on my mind right now.

- Why is it so hard to, like, give a little gratitude?

I think Jenna must have had really sh--ty chief stews,

who didn't really care to, like, nurture her or guide her.

It's like Jenna, it's already a beautiful prison.

Can we not make it hell?

- Hey!

- You light me on fire right now, king!

- We should, if we get the opportunity today,

send somebody in to do the water line.

- I can go and do it. - Whoa!

- Hit me with something else, you guys.

- Wow.

- Hey, Parker, I'm just getting in the water.

I'm gonna be cleaning the water line, okay?

You guys good over there for the moment?

[ shouting ]

- I don't want to choose.

- I think I have the line drawn

between being out of hand and being professional.

I don't wanna sit there with a stone-cold face,

like a bodyguard.

- How's the water? - Pretty nice.

- Good.

- Ciara, Ciara, Parker. - Yeah, go ahead.

- I'm coming down to help you beach the boat.

They'll be coming down We're going back on the tender.

- Copy that.

- So for dinner, I'm doing a pasta.

- Mm-hmm, then also there's champagne

and caviar tasting.

- Yeah, I'll grab that in here as well.

- Okay. - I'm diving, I'm diving.

- No, no, no.

[ shouting ]

- You guys wanna do the wakeboarding or...

- Nah, dude, [bleep]. We don't do water sports.

- What are you thinking for tonight?

- Getting more ----ed-up and partying.

- We have caviar tasting, too.

- Isn't that at 8:00? And then have dinner at 8:30?

- I like that idea. - Sounds good.

- Whoa!

- They wanna have caviar at 8:00, dinner at 8:30.

- [ hisses ] Ow! [bleep] me bro.

- You literally just stepped on glass, and I witnessed that one.

- Oh, my God.

- Every time these guys saber a bottle of champagne,

pieces of glass fly everywhere.

- What the [bleep] just open the champagne bottle normally

and drink it like a ----ing normal person.

- I stepped on glass. I'm actually bleeding blood.

- I'm trying not to laugh, because it's really not good

to laugh at your guest when they hurt themselves.

- Holy sh--, it's all over the place.

- You gotta clear... you have to clear out the infection.

Dom Perignon clears it all.

- But a part of me is like, you ----ing deserve that,

because you're a knobhead.

- It's the bottles... little shards go everywhere.

- I'll stop doing it.

[ laughter ]

- Coming up...

- Okay, then we won't [bleep].

- Okay. - Okay.

- He has these walls, and it feels so ----ing cold.

- Why do you look like you're about to cry?

[ crying ]

- I think Madison's

- I think Madison's a little bit fragile.

- She is, she's like another Parker.

- Very moody.

- Like one word, boom, stomp, stomp, stomp.

- Yeah... I would have never behaved like that.

- No.

- What up, Cap, how you doing?

- Oh, I'm just wondering what you guys' plan was for tonight.

Last night got a little bit out of control.

- Yamas!

[ loud chatter, laughter ]

- Let's do a shot!

- Please just don't smoke in here.

- You want a shot?

- Go, baby! - Woo!

- As much as I want these guys to have a good experience,

I think I have to limit their options.

I have to set a curfew tonight,

because I've gotta get from here back to the dock before noon.

So that means I gotta get some sleep.

I can't be getting up at 2:00 or 3:00.

- I have no issue with just chilling.

- We're gonna just hang out.

We want you good for tomorrow to get us home safe.

- Perfect. - All right?

- That was almost too easy.

- Tomorrow this time,

we'll never have to see those [bleep]-faces again.

- Oh, my God, I gotta go shower.

- He's been drinking for, like, eight hours straight.

- Oh, big ----ing deal,

I've been doing that since I was baptized.

- So the first course will be ready in 10 minutes.

- Looks good. - Cheers.

- Thank you for the... - Salut.

- Gentlemen, I love sharing this vacation with you guys.

- Yep.

- This first course is a thing... nice and slow.

- You got it.

- Here he is. - How we doing?

- There he is. - Guys, this is the real deal...

beluga caviar, blini, and chive, all right?

- Thank you so much, I appreciate it.

- Perfect.

- You do it over your wrist, it's the only way to do it.

- What are you, lick it?

- I just wanna drink alcohol so that I can feel normal again.

- That's my boy.

- Ready?

[ creaking ]

- Babe, with the mirrors, kinda gotta do like a dance with them.

- Yes, I know...

I'm starting to get into a bit of a rhythm.

I'm getting turndowns done really efficiently,

I'm not ----ing up.

I've learned from everyone else's mistakes.

I think I got this sh--.

- That's it.

- You all clear? - Yep.

That looks beautiful.

- All right, boys.

Handmade pappardelle, spec, parmigiano reggiano...

enjoy.

- I like him better than my favorite restaurant.

- Yo...

- Best chef in the world, better than my favorite restaurant.

- Best restaurant in Greece, right here.

- [bleep]

- Hey, Jen.

- That is awesome.

I'm really liking to see the positive improvements

that Georgia's made.

Then we have Madison, who has more energy to complain

than she does to actually do the job, which disappoints me.

- Oh!

- You need a hug? - Always.

- Like, a good one?

[ laughs ]

- Give it, yeah.

- I'm just eating my meat.

- Chief stew, chef...

I can understand how for the interior team

it could create some conflict.

Flirting is dangerous.

Adam better be sure of what he's doing.

- Num, num, num, num, num. [ laughs ]

- That was a very good hug.

- Good night, bro.

- I'm done. - I'm so full, bro.

- Praise Jesus, ya went to bed.

I'm super happy right now.

- Good night.

- Going to bed alone sucks.

He's just holding his ground.

- Oh, yeah.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- What's going on? - Making pancakes.

- Nice.

Do you think that the money that these guys have...

- Came from their parents? Yes.

- I think I'm gonna go shopping for some more décor.

- Yeah, that'd be fun. - Yeah.

- All crew, all crew, Byron's gonna start

pulling in the anchor in a second.

- Copy.

- I'm just gonna wait. I'm just gonna wait, man.

[ snoring ]

- He needs to make his ----ing bed.

- What are you looking at?

- I'm looking at you.

- Are you eating bacon? - Yeah.

- I'll go away.

- Why? Just make me wanna...

- Glenn, Glenn, you ready to start hauling?

- Okay, port anchor secure.

- Hi, good morning, how are you?

- Good.

Is it okay to have breakfast shortly?

- Douchebags be gone.

- You tell me when I can go with stuff.

- You can take fruit and cheese.

- Cool.

- Oh, look how fresh they are.

- I'm doing a little bit of everything today.

- I'm done drinking for the rest of my life.

- Bro, don't touch my plate.

I know where your hands have been.

- Okay, guys, I'm coasting. - Copy.

- It looks like we're gonna have to get

pretty tight to starboard side.

Coming in, it's pretty tight.

There's two boats to either side of us.

We probably have maybe two meters of space in total.

Any part of your boat touches their boat,

you're looking at hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage.

- Start putting it down.

Let's get Ciara in the tender.

- Ciara, Ciara, Paget, you're going in the tender.

- Okay, Byron, I'm just gonna push my bow over to starboard.

- Yeah, copy.

- Byron, Byron, have they come up tight?

- Yeah.

- Okay, I'm gonna come straight back.

- Okay, I'm gonna come

- Okay, I'm gonna come straight back.

- Let's get on your port side first.

Okay, Glenn, that's 70 to stop, 70 to stop.

- Copy, 70.

- Oh, this mother----er's living life, kid.

- Five-zero to stop, five-zero to stop.

Come a little bit more to starboard, Glenn.

- Byron, can you give us a half a meter

on port, please?

- That's the "Wolf of Wall Street" boat, bro.

- No, it's not.

- Three-zero to stop, three-zero to stop.

Okay, throw your line.

Lines are going on now.

One more meter, please.

Okay, Glenn, we're gonna lock off there.

- Okay, I'm coming out of gear.

Well done, thank you very much.

- Looks pretty good.

- All crew, all crew,

let's get out on the dock for our final goodbye.

- Everything was amazing. - All right, bro.

- But we do have to take the champagne with us,

because we're getting charged for it.

So what are we gonna do, leave it?

I'd rather not carry it.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Awesome work. - Captain.

- Hope you guys had fun. - Thank you so much.

- Thank you, Jenna, it was a pleasure.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- I have so many colognes on me right now,

it's actually difficult to breathe.

- Guys, honestly, you were very patient with us.

And a token of our appreciation,

I'm gonna leave you guys with this, Cap.

- Wow. - You guys are rock stars.

- Thank you. - Thank you!

- All right, awesome. - All right.

- Hope we see you guys again soon!

- No!

- See you later.

- Time to go do the horn.

[ horn blowing ]

- Don't let the passerelle hit your ass on the way out.

- Oof.

- T-shirt time. - T-shirt time!

- Strip these cabins.

- Ahoy!

Dude, I wanna wear one too.

- Go grab one.

- Can we wear them to the meeting?

- Yes, please.

- All crew, all crew, can we get everybody together

in the saloon for a charter debrief?

- You want the hat for the meeting?

- Yeah. - We're all wearing caps.

- Do I get one? Where's mine?

- I'll do it with you, Pag.

- So, um, yeah, wow.

That was... that was the mother of all charters.

[ laughs ] - Yeah.

- But you guys rose to the occasion.

You did an amazing job.

I'm glad that you guys didn't hesitate to come and get me.

If you're thinking, "Should I get Glenn up," get me up.

- Cool.

- And on a happier note... woohoo!

- How'd we do? - Um, uh...

It's 20. - Whoa!

[ cheering, clapping ]

- So that comes to 2,200 each.

- [bleep] - Wow.

- Nice. - They've redeemed themselves?

- I'm amazed at how much they tipped.

They were still disrespectful to the crew and to the boat,

but it just makes the sh-- taste a bit sweeter, that's all.

[ cheering ]

- At this time, I just cleaned up my area of the room.

I think we all need to clean up.

- Yeah, yeah, that's cool. - It's ----ing gross in there.

- I'm convinced women are just as bad, if not worse, than men.

- Uh...

- Although Parker has not made his bed once.

- Oh, really? - Not once.

- I haven't made my bed in how long?

- You have not made it once.

It's kinda protocol, but something to think about.

- I've never been told that.

- Dude...

- You've never been told to make your bed?

- If it's a problem how I sleep in my bed...

let me know. To my face.

[ laughs ]

- He's gonna go in his unmade bed and cry.

- If Adam has problems in our personal room,

he doesn't have to say everything

in front of everybody publicly,

especially if it's the first time

I've heard about his concern.

He can be a man and talk to me to my face.

- The tough part is today's the one day I didn't make my bed.

- I don't give a [bleep] if you make your bed or not.

- I'm joking, relax, dude. Chill.

- It's courtesy between crew members sharing a cabin...

- It's courtesy, okay. This is my first boat.

- Yeah. - I didn't know that.

- I know, that's fine.

- For all I'm concerned, my bed is my space.

- Now you know.

- He's got his stuff in a lot of spaces...

- It's common courtesy. - ...I don't care.

- Don't take it so personally, you know?

- When I'm trying my hardest, I do.

- You don't. Let it brush off.

When I joined yachting, I was like a sponge.

I wanted to learn as much as I could.

We're trying to teach Parker the unspoken rules of yachting,

and he's just not picking it up.

It's less effort to make the bed than it is to make excuses.

- It is common courtesy,

whether you live in a house or a boat,

that you make your bed.

- I'll deal with it.

Parker, don't take it personally, man, what they said.

Though he did it in the wrong way...

he should come to you, not in front of everybody.

- When we're in-cabin dynamics,

like making my bed, explain to me.

- I think it's just common courtesy.

- I know how to make a bed. - Yeah.

- But when I'm worried about getting on deck on time,

doing my ----ing job,

my bed being made is the last ----ing thing

I'm worried about.

- When I'm getting hit with pillows for snoring,

when I have to tiptoe left and right

in my own ----ing cabin when I have to get up for watch,

that's the kind of sh-- that pisses me off,

and I don't say sh--.

So if he's complaining about my bed being made,

I don't give a [bleep].

- Like, on a boat, there's a hierarchy

that we have within the crew,

and Parker doesn't seem to get that.

Make your ----ing bed, respect your superiors,

and be professional.

[bleep], it's not rocket science.

- So I'll start making my bed,

and I won't say anything else about it.

And I don't wanna hear anything else about it.

- No...

No, we're still... dude, we're still talking...

- I don't wanna talk about it, Paget.

- We just... we're just having a chat.

- Coming up...

- God, what a beautiful day.

- I'm sorry you're trying to nap.

I feel like talking.

- Is that Georgia?

- This is weird.

[ laughter ]

- All right, girl.

- ----ing bullsh--.

- Ciara, Ciara, Jenna.

- Can I have your radio?

- Take it, baby. - Yeah, go ahead.

- You mind coming to the crew mess, please?

- Yeah, copy.

Georgia, put your butt away.

- ----ing ungrateful...

[ laughs ]

- Hey, there. - Hello.

- Hey, what's up?

- We're gonna go to the decoration store.

- Oh! - And I need you to come.

- Yeah? - Yes. Is that cool?

- Yeah.

- Since these douchebags broke so much sh-- on board...

- Yeah... oh! [ glass shattering ]

- Whoa...

- I'm gonna have to replace half of the glasses on this boat.

Grab whatever we need, and I'll meet you out there.

- Okay, cool. - Cool.

- You guys cleaning those drains?

Nice. - Yeah.

- Jenna would like me to go decoration shopping with her.

- Yeah, that's fine.

- I'm gonna take them swimming, if that's okay with you.

- Cool.

- I'm a sensitive person, and when I'm around

such negative energy, it's toxic.

- Yes, boss.

- I just need to keep on being me, and...

and feel confident in that.

- Ready, Freddie? - Ready, Freddie.

- Well, it's kind of a nice outing.

- Yeah, nice to get off the boat.

- I know. It is.

- It's like, oh, we're free at last!

- What are you wearing? - Very little to nothing.

- Yeah.

- We're gonna go swim in the radioactive pond over yonder.

Are you coming?

- Maybe... did you guys want a tender ride over there?

- Yes!

- Let me put this sh-- away. Coming for a swim?

- No, I'm just enjoying some peace and quiet for an hour.

- Cool. Cool, cool.

- Just out of curiosity, why did you ask me to come

instead of Georgia or Madison?

- It's kind of nice to have a break from the two of them.

[ laughs ] - Okay.

- [bleep] - Cheers.

- Hey, look, it's the world's most prominent T-shirt tan

I've actually ever seen.

- Let's do it.

- Oh, all right...

- Across the pond. - Thank you, squire!

- Oh, yeah, here it is, - This one.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, yes...

- Hi, how are you?

- I worked in the interior prior to this charter season,

but even though Paget and I have been bickering a lot,

I'm really happy to be working on deck.

I feel like it's been beneficial to our relationship.

I gotta send this to Paget.

He's gonna love it, but he's gonna hate it.

- Thank you. - Thanks.

- Thank you. - Have a good day.

- Hey, somebody swim. Somebody go in first.

- Madame? - You ain't gotta ask me twice.

Thank you... oh. - Yeah, I know, you slut.

- How's the water? - It's cold.

- It feels like sewage. - Oh, nice.

- So just submerge yourself.

- Ah!

- Parker, do you want a slice?

I like Parker.

I like Parker as a person, I think he's attractive,

but I have no idea where we stand.

- Oh, dude, I'm gonna lay right here

next to Madison's calluses.

- [bleep] you.

- Are things good with Paget?

- Yeah, for now, yeah. For now.

[ laughs ]

- I don't wanna give you bad advice or anything.

I guess...

I don't know, Paget's obviously very attractive, a good worker,

but sometimes you guys seem more like brother and sister.

- No, but we have to at work. - Do you?

Like, look at Adam and I,

like, showing affection, it's a normal thing.

- Yeah. Well, yeah, but, I mean,

we've been around a lot of crew, and...

- Yeah. - ...we act like coworkers...

- Yeah, yeah. - ...when we're around the crew.

- Savage!

- If you could drink that out of your belly,

I would give you so much money.

- I've done body shots like this in gay bars before.

I very much do challenge boundaries.

It's not like I've got,

like, a mistress personality or anything.

- Yeah.

But I can see how a woman wouldn't like me

making my kinds of jokes to their man.

- I don't wanna sit next to you sunbathing again.

- Am I ruining your experience? - You are ruining my experience.

- Be cool to come up here and have drinks.

- Yeah, yeah, it's a really nice bar.

- I'm sorry you're trying to nap.

I feel like talking.

- God, what a beautiful day. - Yeah, it is.

I just wish it was a little bit cooler.

Uh, is that Parker?

- Oh, yeah, that's them on the beach.

- This is deep-sea fishing, is it?

- Who's that in the red shorts? - Paget.

- Oh, is that Georgia?

Georgia and Paget, on the beach together.

This is weird.

Does that irritate you at all?

- I'm not jealous.

She's free to do what she wants.

- Goddamn it.

- And if he wants to [bleep] around,

that means I don't want him anyway, so...

- Well, that is a good plan.

[ laughter ]

- Let's say hi to the group.

- Uh-oh.

- Who are you waving to?

- Hi, guys! - Hey, you.

Looking a bit pasty.

- I know, that's why I'm getting some sun.

- Did you guys swim from here?

- We did. - Yeah.

- Oh! - How was it?

- Right there, it's so refreshing.

- What'd you guys get? How was town?

- It was nice.

We went home decoration shopping,

and then now we're here.

[ yawning ]

- I'm gonna go back.

- Are you going back? - Yeah.

- Okay. I'm gonna walk back so I can get ready.

See you guys shortly. - Bye!

- I'll hop in the shower and be quick.

- All right, girl.

- You guys ready to go? - Let's just go.

- I feel like it's really hard to just be on the boat

with everyone, and I feel like

we should have some alone time.

- Yeah.

- So I was thinking, we can do that in a hotel.

Why are doing that weird face? - Um, uh...

you wanna just, like, go to a hotel right now?

- Like, whenever we want to.

- If I'm gonna enter into a relationship right now

in the heart of a charter season,

I'm going to do it methodically, I'm gonna do it slowly.

But Jenna is fired up and ready to go.

[bleep], I don't know what to do.

I don't know, I don't think that's a great idea.

- Okay.

- It's just I don't know if we're gonna have time, and...

- Yeah...

my whole purpose was just to, like, not have anyone around.

- I'm sitting here cleaning out my freezer,

and suddenly I'm going to a hotel with you.

- Give me some credit.

It's, like, uncomfortable to ask these things.

I definitely think that Adam's giving mixed signals,

and I'm not sure if it's because he's nervous

to start a relationship on a boat

or because he's not interested.

At least I'm trying.

- Let's go!

- Oh, Lord Byron. - After you.

- I believe this is it.

- Hello.

- Hello, good evening. - Good evening.

- Hello.

- Cheers, kids. - Cheers.

- Yeah, that sounds nice. - It's perfect, thank you.

- Oh, I think I'll have the bruschetti.

- Stop feeding my girlfriend! - I'm feeding her!

Now the pressure's on.

- Let's actually all try to ----ing control ourselves.

- The first time I have a few drinks and then my head

after four ----ing charters.

- Stop saying [bleep] at the table so much.

I'm just saying, it's distasteful, man.

Would your mother be proud?

- My mum swears like a ----ing whore.

- His mother swears more than him.

- Yeah. - Well, mine doesn't.

- Okay, 100 percent you should just worry about

what you're doing, and he should worry about what he's doing.

- I'm eating dinner, but [bleep], [bleep], [bleep]

makes me not wanna eat.

- I don't plan on having dinner with your mother.

I don't even know... I don't know where to start.

What?

- Not at the moment.

- Nope, nothing planned.

- I just want some more cheese.

- [ sighs ] Now I'm satisfied.

- Is there balsamic vinegar anywhere?

- There is, yeah. - Yes, thank you!

- You were like... you were like, "Yes!"

- You're making me feel very awkward right now.

[ laughs ]

Good dinner table conversation.

- There's a time and place for that, and this wasn't it.

- Okay, then we won't [bleep].

- Okay. - Done.

- He's honestly been doing this since day one.

It's like hot and cold.

And I'm supposed to react in a certain way,

which I have no idea what that is.

It's ----ing irritating as hell.

- You guys going out, or what?

- If the two couples are going back to the boat, that's...

- Yeah, I think we're gonna go back to the boat.

Let's get outta here!

- Thank you.

- Let's go dance at the fun place.

- Nice, beautiful.

- Hey! Lord Byron!

- Sure you don't wanna go dance your face off with those folks?

- Well, I could.

- What does that mean?

- I don't know.

- I thought we were on the same page. I guess not.

- Give me a ----ing break here, okay?

This is ----ing hard for me.

- Go dance. - Don't be like that.

- Why do you look like you're about to cry?

- Oh, no, no, no...

- I want you to ----ing be with me.

- I don't wanna go in a ----ing room and [bleep] right now.

- I get it.

I'm not gonna try to [bleep] you in a room.

I'll do whatever the [bleep] you wanna do.

I'm trying to make you happy.

[bleep].

I just don't understand.

[ crying ]

- I'm gonna go defuse the situation.

I'm just asking why you're crying.

- I felt rejected, I felt shut off...

- How?

Because I won't sleep with you tonight?

Like, bullsh-- blue.

I have no ----ing clue what's going on.

I don't even know what we're talking about...

- Okay, well, here's your choice, okay?

- ... or what... or what we did.

- Here's... here's the choice.

You can give me a hug and we can actually

never talk about this again... - No, it doesn't work like that.

- Well, then you enjoy...

- That's really nice.

The level of emotion is too high for the circumstance.

[bleep] this, I don't wanna deal with this.

Have a good night.

This is Adam... take it or leave it.

- Next, on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht"...

- You're saying I need to change.

- No, I...

- And you're saying that you won't change.

- No, I'm saying you need to adapt.

I'm getting so sick of Parker.

- You have to respect the hierarchy.

They feel that there's a conflict.

We've got Yana and Arthur Greenstein.

- The primary lady said she'd love to just look

and sniff food, and then feel full from that.

- That is pathetic.

- I don't think any of us is really hungry.

- Okay.

Have you guys not been here for, like, five hours?

It looks like absolute sh--.

You need to put a bra on.

- No, I think they're breaking up.

- I'm sad.

He's just not at that stage to have a relationship.

I have to let him go.

- So where the [bleep] did this come from?

- I thought I was the most dramatic one.

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