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Aah! 8 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:31,230 - Ray! 9 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,801 I'm in here! 10 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,269 - I forgot deodorant. 11 00:00:37,271 --> 00:00:38,270 - Get out! 12 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:39,705 - What is that? - Out! 13 00:00:39,707 --> 00:00:41,373 - You have a mustache. 14 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,042 - Out! 15 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:49,314 - Sorry! 16 00:00:49,316 --> 00:00:51,250 Sir. 17 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,592 - Ray, why did you walk in on me? 18 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:03,796 - You have a mustache. - What's the matter with you? 19 00:01:03,798 --> 00:01:05,431 You don't even knock? 20 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:08,167 - You have a mustache. 21 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,601 - You just gonna barge in on me? 22 00:01:09,603 --> 00:01:10,602 - I forgot deodorant. 23 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:13,205 You have a mustache. 24 00:01:13,207 --> 00:01:15,808 - It's not a mustache. It's a little peach fuzz. 25 00:01:15,810 --> 00:01:17,576 - Well, how long-- how long have you-- 26 00:01:17,578 --> 00:01:19,478 - What? What? How long have I what, ray? 27 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:23,382 - Been sporting that? 28 00:01:23,384 --> 00:01:24,783 - For as long as you've known me, 29 00:01:24,785 --> 00:01:26,452 And for as long as you've known me, 30 00:01:26,454 --> 00:01:28,687 I've bleached it, and it's not a mustache! 31 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,222 - Let me look at it. 32 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:31,723 - Would you stop? Don't examine me! 33 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,592 You should be apologizing to me! 34 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:38,230 - I'm sorry. Nature can be cruel. 35 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:40,099 - You just don't walk in on somebody. 36 00:01:40,101 --> 00:01:42,134 You weren't even supposed to be here anymore. 37 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:43,535 - Hey, you walk in on me all the time. 38 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,104 - 'cause you don't close the door. 39 00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:48,273 - That's 'cause I have nothing to hide. 40 00:01:48,275 --> 00:01:50,742 - Trust me. You do. 41 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:54,680 You know, the bathroom was the last place 42 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:57,783 I had any privacy, and now that's gone. 43 00:01:57,785 --> 00:02:01,386 - I could build you a tree house. 44 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:04,356 - I never get to be alone. Never! 45 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:05,891 You're with me, or the kids are with me, 46 00:02:05,893 --> 00:02:08,193 And when the kids are gone, I'm still not alone, 47 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:10,629 'cause your parents walk in here all the time. 48 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:12,498 I mean, you get to leave, you know? 49 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,700 You go to work, and you're alone in your car and the office, 50 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:16,635 And I just need some time to my-- 51 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,538 What are you smiling about? 52 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,839 - I'm just picturing you 53 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:22,908 Tying a young girl to the railroad tracks. 54 00:02:22,910 --> 00:02:24,176 [maniacal laughter] 55 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:25,611 - I don't have a mustache! 56 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:28,313 - All right! All right! All right! Come on. 57 00:02:28,315 --> 00:02:29,414 You want some time alone? 58 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:30,782 That'll stop the yelling? 59 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:32,251 - Yes, ray. 60 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:33,652 - All right, all right. Let's do it. 61 00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:36,221 What do we do? 62 00:02:36,223 --> 00:02:38,657 - You could go, take the kids, and do something. 63 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:41,527 - The kids? That's more yelling. 64 00:02:41,529 --> 00:02:43,662 - Yes, ray, that's how I get to be alone. 65 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,264 You could take them to the park 66 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,266 For an afternoon once in a while. 67 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:49,635 - A whole afternoon? 68 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:51,603 - All right, ray, take them over to your mother's, 69 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:55,274 And she can babysit all of you. 70 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,209 - All right. We'll do it. 71 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:58,710 We'll do it tomorrow, okay? 72 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:01,280 But you got to promise to keep up the maintenance 73 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,949 On the old soup strainer. 74 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,684 Come on. 75 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,187 That's it. That's all I got. 76 00:03:08,189 --> 00:03:10,255 Except groucho, something about groucho. 77 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:12,191 All right, come on. 78 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:13,692 Look at the bright side. 79 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,861 The mustache will distract me from the cellulite. 80 00:03:25,838 --> 00:03:27,372 - Hey, ma. - Hi, dear. 81 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,974 - Come on. - Hello, darling. 82 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:30,976 - Can the kids watch a video over here? 83 00:03:30,978 --> 00:03:31,977 - Oh, certainly. Why? 84 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,545 Your vcr is not working? 85 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,380 - No, no, it's working. 86 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,583 I just thought we could come over here and, you know, hang. 87 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:38,717 - Oh, how wonderful. Go on in. 88 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,552 Com on. Go watch your videos. 89 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:42,421 [chuckles] 90 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:43,822 Frank, the kids are here. 91 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:45,824 Buckle your pants. 92 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,929 Where's debra? 93 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:51,863 - Nowhere. She's home. 94 00:03:51,865 --> 00:03:53,432 - Oh? 95 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,467 - Yeah, she just wanted some time to herself. 96 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,668 - Time to herself? 97 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:59,638 - Yeah. Hey, you got pudding snacks? 98 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,840 - What does that mean, time to herself? 99 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:03,809 - She just wants time to, I don't know, 100 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:06,011 Be alone, relax. 101 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,513 - Be alone without you? 102 00:04:08,515 --> 00:04:10,449 - Without everybody. 103 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,951 - I don't like this. 104 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:15,621 - What the hell is wrong with those kids? 105 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:18,824 They're always sticky. 106 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,560 - Debra wants time away from raymond. 107 00:04:21,562 --> 00:04:23,795 - It's an afternoon, ma. It's no big deal. 108 00:04:23,797 --> 00:04:25,497 - Oh, but it is. 109 00:04:25,499 --> 00:04:28,000 Raymond, dear, a marriage is about being together, 110 00:04:28,002 --> 00:04:29,968 About closeness. 111 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,004 - [scoffs] 112 00:04:35,675 --> 00:04:37,376 - She's right. 113 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:38,443 - What? 114 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:40,345 - It is about closeness, 115 00:04:40,347 --> 00:04:44,049 About how much closeness you can take, 116 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:46,618 About how close you can get to killing her 117 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:49,988 Before you kill yourself. 118 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,758 - Well, I did it. 119 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:56,328 Around the block in 37 minutes. 120 00:04:56,330 --> 00:05:00,465 - He beat your record, marie. 121 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:03,735 - What am I rushing back to? 122 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,937 Raymond, you need to go home 123 00:05:05,939 --> 00:05:07,639 And put a stop to debra's behavior. 124 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:09,441 - Aw. - It's not right. 125 00:05:09,443 --> 00:05:10,575 - Look, it's an afternoon. 126 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:11,777 It's nothing, all right? 127 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,845 She just wants time to be alone. 128 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,447 - Yeah, when I was married to joanne, 129 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:16,815 She wanted time alone. 130 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:20,719 She used it to pack up and move out. 131 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,421 - Raymond, whatever happens, 132 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:23,855 You and I are keeping the children. 133 00:05:23,857 --> 00:05:26,925 - Oh, ma, all right, will you stop? 134 00:05:26,927 --> 00:05:28,427 - Check her credit card statement. 135 00:05:28,429 --> 00:05:31,930 Look for the word "u-haul." 136 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:34,633 - Look, she's probably over there 137 00:05:34,635 --> 00:05:38,770 Just doing girl stuff. 138 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,639 - What kind of girl stuff? 139 00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,774 - I don't know. I don't know. 140 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:45,110 Bubble bath, trying on outfits, 141 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:49,381 Walking around with a book on her head. 142 00:05:49,383 --> 00:05:52,951 - Whatever helps you sleep at night, peaches. 143 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:55,821 - Hey, look, I don't care what you think, all right? 144 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:57,356 You don't have the facts. 145 00:06:01,594 --> 00:06:04,396 Debra has a mustache. 146 00:06:16,843 --> 00:06:19,077 - Do you mean a lover? 147 00:06:19,079 --> 00:06:21,380 - No! No, no, mom! 148 00:06:21,382 --> 00:06:24,983 And could you please never say the word "lover"? 149 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:27,652 I mean, she's got a--a-- 150 00:06:27,654 --> 00:06:30,489 A lipular forestation... 151 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,893 You know, 152 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:36,795 Fuzz thing, that's all. 153 00:06:36,797 --> 00:06:38,663 She just needs time for that kind of 154 00:06:38,665 --> 00:06:41,867 Maintenance. 155 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:43,935 - Hey, I don't want to alarm you, son, 156 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:47,706 But even if she had a big, woolly lumberjack beard, 157 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:49,674 She wouldn't need a whole afternoon. 158 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,681 - Raymond, there's something going on. 159 00:06:56,683 --> 00:06:58,083 - All right, I don't care 160 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,918 What she's doing over there, all right? 161 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:01,987 I gave her some time alone, and whatever she's doing, 162 00:07:01,989 --> 00:07:03,688 It's all right with me, all right? 163 00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:07,159 I totally understand, so let's just drop it. 164 00:07:17,637 --> 00:07:20,005 - It's eating you up alive, isn't it, kid? 165 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:22,040 - No! 166 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,608 No, it isn't. 167 00:07:23,610 --> 00:07:24,876 - Where you going? 168 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,511 - I'm going outside, all right, huh? 169 00:07:26,513 --> 00:07:29,181 Or do you think you're the king of where I go? 170 00:07:29,183 --> 00:07:32,050 'cause you're not, okay? Nobody is. 171 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:37,956 - Very good, robbie. 172 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,192 - Team effort. 173 00:07:44,096 --> 00:07:47,098 - [sobbing] 174 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,771 - Hey, robert? 175 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,507 - Yeah? 176 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,275 - What are you doing? 177 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,043 - Physical therapy. 178 00:08:32,045 --> 00:08:33,578 What do you want? 179 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,947 - She--she was crying. 180 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:38,517 - What? Debra was crying? 181 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:41,987 - Yeah. - What did you do? 182 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,054 - I did nothing. 183 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,623 I just-- I looked in the window, 184 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,825 And she was sitting on the couch, crying. 185 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,593 - Well, I didn't tell you to go spy on her. 186 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:49,995 - Yeah, all right. 187 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:54,766 I already got that lecture from the mailman. 188 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:57,769 - Well, was she watching a sad movie or something? 189 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:00,038 - No. The tv wasn't even on. 190 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,773 What's she crying about? 191 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,808 - What are you asking me for? Go talk to your wife. 192 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:05,644 - I can't talk to her now. 193 00:09:05,646 --> 00:09:07,646 She'll know that I was looking in the window. 194 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:12,851 - Looking in the window. 195 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,286 All right, so don't ask her. 196 00:09:14,288 --> 00:09:16,121 Just go back over there, and see what's wrong. 197 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:19,891 You know, be a husband! 198 00:09:23,329 --> 00:09:24,930 - Yeah, yeah. 199 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:33,672 Yeah, okay. 200 00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:36,207 - She could have done so much better. 201 00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,045 - Honey? Hello? 202 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:41,246 - Yeah, hi, ray. I'm right here. 203 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:42,914 - Oh, hi. Hi. 204 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,349 Hey, I'm not here. You're still alone. 205 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,051 - [chuckles] 206 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,252 - That's okay. What's up? 207 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:49,087 - Nothing. 208 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,122 I just came by 'cause my mom wants her big spoon back. 209 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:53,124 Yeah, you know how she is about that damn big spoon. 210 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,060 So I'll just-- I'm gonna get that, 211 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:57,228 And I'll be on my way, then, the spoon. 212 00:09:57,230 --> 00:10:00,932 - Okay. There it is. 213 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,067 - Okay. - Here you go. 214 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:06,605 See you later. - Okay. 215 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:08,373 How you doing? You all right? You okay? 216 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,674 - Yeah, I'm fine. 217 00:10:09,676 --> 00:10:10,742 - Okay. Good, good. 218 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,011 We're good over there too. 219 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:14,679 So you're good? You all right? 220 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:17,248 You didn't, like, stub your toe or anything? 221 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,750 - Stub my toe? 222 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,885 - Yeah, you know, it's, like-- 223 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,320 It's, like, an expression. 224 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,888 I made that up. 225 00:10:23,890 --> 00:10:25,190 It's like when you're in a play, 226 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:26,925 You say, "break a leg." 227 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:29,327 This is like, you know-- 228 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:32,197 It's like a small-- 229 00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:33,798 If you were in, like, a small place-- 230 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:37,102 That doesn't make sense, but that's-- 231 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:39,270 That's what's--all right, let me get the big spoon back. 232 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:41,406 - Okay, see you later. 233 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,659 - I don't get it. 234 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,427 - She still crying? 235 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:03,862 - No, no. 236 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:08,867 She's fine. It was spooky. 237 00:11:08,869 --> 00:11:10,402 What are you doing now? 238 00:11:10,404 --> 00:11:11,736 - Clenches. 239 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:13,972 - Oh. 240 00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:17,909 Will you stop working your ass for a minute? 241 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,878 - 98, 242 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,379 99, 243 00:11:21,381 --> 00:11:22,714 100. 244 00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:23,948 Yeah. 245 00:11:23,950 --> 00:11:25,984 Let that bull try me now. 246 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:29,154 I could open a jar of pickles with this thing. 247 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:33,992 - What's going on? 248 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,061 I mean, why is debra crying? 249 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,395 - Well, obviously, she's upset, 250 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:38,830 And she doesn't want you to know. 251 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:39,831 What did you do? 252 00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,900 - I don't know. I-- 253 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:43,935 I joked around a little about the old cookie duster. 254 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,303 That's all. 255 00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:48,006 - Yeah, well, maybe you hurt her feelings. 256 00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:49,407 - No. She was a little annoyed. 257 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,975 It was two days ago, 258 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,877 And she made 100 jokes about my big nose, okay? 259 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,112 It's over. 260 00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,413 - All right, other than the crying, 261 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,348 Has she been acting differently? 262 00:11:57,350 --> 00:12:02,220 - No. No. She's been acting normal. 263 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:03,388 Oh, no. 264 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,757 - What? 265 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:06,991 - Acting normal. 266 00:12:06,993 --> 00:12:09,194 What if the whole thing's an act? 267 00:12:09,196 --> 00:12:11,996 What if the crying is real, and all the rest is an act? 268 00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,298 You know, the whole, 269 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:15,266 "oh, you're a wonderful husband, ray. 270 00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,836 "oh, oh, we have such a happy life, ray. 271 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,905 "I love you, ray. Bye, ray. 272 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,474 I hate ray." 273 00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,912 - I could see that. 274 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,514 - Come on. No. 275 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:30,815 I mean, it makes sense. 276 00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:32,050 It makes sense. 277 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,384 She's always complaining about me. 278 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,819 I fall asleep with the tv on. 279 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,454 I don't help out around the house. 280 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,156 She bought me that expensive mouthwash. 281 00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:39,424 I never use it, right? 282 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:42,026 She can't take it anymore. 283 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,428 - Nah, that's not it. 284 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:44,929 But I don't want to lie to you. 285 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,264 A couple minutes with the mouthwash 286 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,434 Would be time well-spent. 287 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:53,872 - She thinks I'm a lousy, bad-breathed husband. 288 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:55,306 - Look, it's not like debra didn't know 289 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:57,876 What she was getting. 290 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,477 - Yeah, all right, but after ten years now, 291 00:12:59,479 --> 00:13:03,148 She's sick of it, but she could tell me. 292 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,215 She could talk to me. 293 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,284 She tells me everything else. 294 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,220 Why is she sitting there crying? 295 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,856 - I feel for you, cubby. 296 00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:24,035 - Hi, honey. 297 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,236 - Hi. 298 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,373 - Oh, hey, let me get that for you. 299 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:29,808 - That's okay. I got it. 300 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:31,276 - No, I want to put that away for you. 301 00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,044 - What's wrong with you? - No, let me do this. 302 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,212 I want to help out around here. 303 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,848 Let me put the laundry away. 304 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:40,451 Where does it go? 305 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,888 - Would you just let me do it, please, okay? 306 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,890 What's the matter with you? 307 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:48,326 - Oh, nothing, just trying to pitch in. 308 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,162 That's all. 309 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:53,398 [exhaling heavily] how are you? 310 00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:57,602 - What? 311 00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,505 - [exhaling heavily] how are you? 312 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,040 That's nice, huh? 313 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,175 - Smells minty. - Yeah. 314 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:09,247 - Trying to prove to me you haven't been drinking? 315 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:14,452 - I'm sorry I've been kind of jerky the last couple years. 316 00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,221 - Who said you were jerky? 317 00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:19,190 - You don't have to say it. 318 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,326 I know. 319 00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,027 - What do you mean, you know? 320 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,629 - Look, you don't have to hide your feelings. 321 00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,365 I know why you cry. 322 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,601 - What are you talking about? 323 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,605 Were you watching me today? 324 00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:35,206 - Look, it's okay. 325 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,274 - Oh, my god! 326 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,076 Ray, I tell you I need privacy, 327 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,645 So you spy on me? 328 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:45,183 - It's not spying if you love the person. 329 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:48,620 - That's what peeping toms say. 330 00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:49,921 - Look, that's not the point. 331 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,990 You regret your life with me. 332 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,491 - I do not! 333 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,593 - Oh, don't insult me, okay? Come on. 334 00:14:55,595 --> 00:14:57,128 We both know that I'm lazy. 335 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,930 I don't help out with the kids, 336 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,231 And until recently, 337 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,501 My breath has been questionable. 338 00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,503 - You know, now I almost hope you've been drinking. 339 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,472 - Come on, look, I'm trying to make an effort here! 340 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,007 - Yeah? 341 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,942 Why don't you try not spying on me? 342 00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:12,377 - If you thought I was a better husband, 343 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,012 I wouldn't have to spy on you. 344 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:17,248 - You are an egomaniac. 345 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,516 - What? 346 00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,051 - You think everything's about you. 347 00:15:20,053 --> 00:15:21,386 My crying had nothing to do with you. 348 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,620 You want to know why I was crying? 349 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,322 'cause I was in the mood. 350 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,523 - In the mood? 351 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,091 - Yeah, that's right. 352 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:31,129 I just felt like it. It's cathartic. 353 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,498 - All right, we have to get a dictionary for in here. 354 00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:38,369 - You know that commercial where the little kid's 355 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,038 Making soup for his sister 356 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,307 And how every time it comes on, I get all choked up? 357 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,475 - Yeah. - Okay, I like that. 358 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,344 Sometimes I just like to cry. 359 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,079 It's like a release. 360 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,949 - So you saw the soup commercial this afternoon? 361 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:54,652 - No, I was just in the mood, and I made myself cry. 362 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,621 - Well, how do you do that? 363 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,289 - I take my mascara off, 364 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,458 And sometimes I put on a sad song, 365 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,360 And I make a crying face, 366 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:07,131 And it just comes out. 367 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,599 - What song? 368 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:12,270 - Theme from "ice castles." 369 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:13,471 - Really? 370 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,973 - Yes. I was having a good cry. 371 00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,074 That's all it is. 372 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,642 You know, haven't you ever 373 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,411 Heard of, you know, somebody singing the blues? 374 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,213 - So all of a sudden, 375 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,682 You're this old blues-singing guy 376 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:27,285 With a mustache? 377 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,427 - See, that's why I wanted alone time today, 378 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,196 Because, obviously, this isn't something 379 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,064 I can explain to you. 380 00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:43,368 - Okay, so you cry because I'm stupid. 381 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,371 - I eat ice cream because you're stupid. 382 00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:52,176 - Look, I just don't like you crying. 383 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,012 - [sighs] 384 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:56,014 Ray, listen. Here, come here. 385 00:16:56,016 --> 00:16:58,750 Just sit down, okay? 386 00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:00,318 I just-- 387 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,153 I don't know how I can explain this to you. 388 00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,622 I want you to understand, but I just like doing it. 389 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:09,594 It makes me feel good. 390 00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,662 - Okay. 391 00:17:11,664 --> 00:17:15,066 - What, haven't you ever just felt like crying? 392 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,601 - Yeah, when something happens, you know? 393 00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:19,137 When I slam my finger in a car door. 394 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,471 I mean, I'm a human being, 395 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,140 But I don't like to cry. 396 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:24,742 I don't schedule time to cry. 397 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,144 - Maybe you should. 398 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,812 Maybe that would be good for you. 399 00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,247 - All right, I'll get my calendar 400 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:31,349 And put teardrops on Wednesday. 401 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,817 - Okay, ray. Okay, you know what? 402 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:35,620 I want to just give you something to think about, okay? 403 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:36,654 Just look at me. 404 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:37,655 - What? - Look at me. 405 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,557 Look at me! 406 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:42,727 I just want you to feel some honest emotions, 407 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:47,532 And then let's see how you do with that, all right? 408 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:52,236 Okay, the night ally was born. Remember that? 409 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:54,405 That was this really long labor, 410 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,274 And you were so worried about it. 411 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,776 And then she came, and, oh, my god, 412 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:02,146 She was just so beautiful. 413 00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:04,515 And then the doctor handed her to you, 414 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,617 And he said, 415 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,087 "here's your daughter." 416 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:15,226 - [laughs] 417 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:18,596 - You are a monster! 418 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,565 - I'm not a monster. I'm just-- 419 00:18:20,567 --> 00:18:22,333 Okay, then I cried, but you're trying to-- 420 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,868 You're trying to manufacture this thing, 421 00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:27,738 And you're making that--that face. 422 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,674 It's just-- it's--it's funny. 423 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:31,309 - That's fine. That's fine, ray. 424 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,677 - It's funny. It's funny. - All right. 425 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,212 - I feel good, though. I do. 426 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:36,280 Maybe you should schedule time for laughing. 427 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,149 - Okay. - [chuckles] 428 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,817 - How about the time you were in the fifth grade, 429 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,519 And you came home, 430 00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,488 And you found out your parents gave your dog away? 431 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,656 - That's not funny. 432 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,757 - How did that make you feel? 433 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:52,430 - Shut up. - Uh-huh. 434 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,765 How'd you feel about that, ray, huh? 435 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:56,400 What was your dog's name? 436 00:18:56,402 --> 00:19:00,705 Shamsky number one, wasn't it? 437 00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:02,740 They gave your dog away. 438 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:09,814 - [mock sobbing] 439 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,315 - You! - Ah! 440 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,618 Ah! Come on! 441 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,886 Hey. 442 00:19:14,888 --> 00:19:17,722 If you hit me-- I'll cry if you hit me. 443 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:20,191 Come on. 444 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:21,425 What? All right, so I didn't cry. 445 00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:22,627 What's the big deal? 446 00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,395 - You know, just forget it, ray. 447 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,497 I mean, I'm trying to get you to understand something, 448 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,766 But I guess it doesn't matter. 449 00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,301 - All right, how about this? 450 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,770 I got a great idea for tomorrow. 451 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,873 Since you like to be alone and cry 452 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:39,377 And my mom likes to be with the kids 453 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:42,747 And I happen to like golf-- 454 00:19:44,716 --> 00:19:46,584 - I have a better idea. 455 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,852 Remember how you wanted 456 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,820 To help me with the laundry earlier? 457 00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:54,659 - Uh-oh. 458 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,460 - There's two more loads downstairs. 459 00:19:56,462 --> 00:19:57,962 - No, honey-- honey, listen-- 460 00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,730 - And then you need to go to your folks' house 461 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,532 And get the kids and take them shoe shopping. 462 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,867 - Oh, my god! What happened? 463 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,802 No! Come on! We were just talking here. 464 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,337 - Oh, yeah. Well, I liked it. 465 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,872 I like that you want to be a better husband. 466 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,407 - Yeah, but I want to do it gradually! 467 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,975 Come on, how about I'll let you cry, 468 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,610 And I won't even look in the window. 469 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:13,844 - And keep using that mouthwash. 470 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:15,313 - Oh, come on. No. 471 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,415 This--this--this hasn't worked out well. 472 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,784 - Oh, I think it's worked out very well. 473 00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:21,786 [maniacal laughter] 474 00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:39,270 [somber piano music] 475 00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:52,283 - Please don't let this feeling end 476 00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:55,786 It's everything I am 477 00:20:55,788 --> 00:21:00,992 Everything I want to be 478 00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:08,299 I can see what's mine now 479 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:13,504 Finding out what's true 480 00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:20,344 Since I found you 481 00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:27,018 Looking through the eyes of love 482 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:32,590 Now I can take the time 483 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:35,026 I can see my 484 00:21:35,028 --> 00:21:41,032 [funky soul music] 485 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:44,869 - Hey, sister 486 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:45,970 Go, sister 487 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:46,971 Soul sister 488 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:47,972 Go, sister 489 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:48,973 Hey, sister 490 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:49,974 Go, sister 491 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:50,975 Soul sister 492 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,677 Go, sister 493 00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:56,614 He met marmalade down in old new orleans 494 00:21:56,616 --> 00:22:00,017 Strutting her stuff on the street 495 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:02,420 She said, "hello, hey, joe 496 00:22:02,422 --> 00:22:03,688 You want to give it a go?" 497 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,989 Mm-hmm 498 00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:08,959 Gitchi, gitchi, ya-ya, da-da 499 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:12,330 Gitchi, gitchi, ya-ya here 34184

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