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Hey, Hey!

Have you gone crazy?

Get out of here!

Of course I'll leave,

and I won't tell you where.

I don't know myself.

Right, now I close my eyes.

What can happen? Who cares?

You get there quicker then. One minute eyes closed. No fear!

You'll see it will do you good.

It would have been great, eh. A fall of 4 metres. And tomorrows papers...

'A fatal imprudence, motorcyclist mamed,

Instead, No... A voluntary death.

Who knows where they're taking him? A transfer without paying the taxi.

You aren't upset if I accompany you are you lady?

If you need a man in a moment like this?

Condolences blondie, and compliments!

Heaven is conducted by angels, Me and the blonde will accompany you to make sure you don't come back.

I wonder how much she weighs?

At least half a kilo of bust!

Where are you going?

No, no. I won't let you pass.

Scared, eh?

Jump if you want.

No! Not this way.

The poor Jews on the red sea, If Jesus wasn't there...?

Now I'll save you.

Say Thanks.

Why don't you thank me?

Andrea!

Andrea.

Andrea.

Andrea.

Come. Come Andrea.

Go. Go.

Excellent Mirelle, Perfect style.

Thanks, mother.

The water was very cold,

Let's do some exercise.

Andrea.

This time he'll pay.

What were you doing there?

What were you looking at?

Nothing.

Do you like women?

You aren't normal.

What are you saying?

I like to look at photographs.

I'm just like the rest.

And how are they?

I like men.

Will you stay and do everything I ask you to?

The Master...

...The Master is arriving!

Where is Madam?

In her room.

Think about it, Not even Flombente wanted 3000...

And you just told him. "Old friend, I assure you. Just 300 copies with...

...stories of torture, in colour.

No. 500,000 copies.

I told him...

Every week we sent out 50 facicole in dispense

He didn't want to believe me.

There's never been a boom like that in Italy, He told me.

I replied...

My dear friend, it's not a boom...

Because we want to save from death, and bring to the masses...

all that is visible and intelligible in the Arts.

Those masses, they follow us.

Where is Andrea?

You've only just noticed that Andrea isn't here?

Yes, and...?

And nothing.

Well Dear, Mirelle, poor little...

No mother, I'll tell him.

Something horrible has happened, Horrible!

Andrea, open the door please.

How come you decided to come up, as you say, to my 'mad world'?

I need to speak to you.

Do you like it?

What is it?

Claras' stomach.

Ah, stop it!

But why?

It's a magnificent photo. I could print it as it is and put it on the cover.

In your miraculous publications. Patinated paper, with a little caption:

'The confessions of Clara'

Andrea, why do you continue to torment Mirelle?

Why don't you leave her in peace?

She's my wife and you should respect her like...

-Like a mother!

Andrea...

Please try to understand...

-There's nothing to understand!

Have you told him?

You decide.

You either stop. Or you pack your suitcase and go.

You want to kick me out the house? You want me to die of hunger.

I can't do anything.

You disgust me. You hurt me.

You know that you betray everyone?

That's who you are. Do you understand? Pagliaccio!

I decided to immerse myself in culture reading everything you publish...

They are women from your magazines on the walls of my temple of love.

Come, sit here.

Please, don't blow smoke at me.

I didn't realise you were so upset. What did you tell him?

Nothing...

...the usual things.

Ah! No...I also invented a story about you trying to jump on me.

And him?

He didn't say anything. He almost expected it.

He was prepared.

He didn't have the courage to mention it?

Certainly. Because you are capable of anything?

Put some cream on my shoulders.

Poor Andrea, you're dirty and white.

How long have you been after Carol?

I haven't.

I saw her photos in your room.

Why didn't you tell me you liked her?

I don't know if I like her?

But it excites me to got to bed with an imbecile.

Carol may come and visit me today,

I asked her here for you.

Don't you want to speak to her, Get to know her better?

See how I think of you?

If I can do something to please you, then I will.

Listen Mirelle...

I love you more than you can imagine...

Well?

It means nothing to me if you betray my father...

In fact, you should do it more often.

Really.

I'm for you - and I always have been.

You say absurd things.

So, Carols coming.

Today.

Today.

Get me some water, I'm suffocating.

The sun in the pool, I can't see it anymore!

Help me.

You're killing me.

Hurry up.

Help me, I beg you. My head is exploding.

Your bikini is too tight, Look at the mark the elastic has left.

You should betray your husband with me...

With his son.

That would make sense.

You talk a lot of rubbish,

I won't listen to you. I should hit you so many times...

So many kicks.

Straight away...Of course.

It's Carol, She's just arrived.

Wait.

I'll go and meet her.

You get dressed quickly, Don't make us wait, eh.

Andrea!

That's fine. Thanks.

Don't drink.

Don't drink it please, I want you to try my favourite cocktail.

69...

One part Courvoisier...

Two parts Tequila...No...

One part Courvoisier...

Thanks.

I prefer my Whiskey.

Me too.

Of course, of course.

I'll pour it from the other one.

Please tell me how much?

Enough! Can't you see?

My glass is full.

I'm getting wet.

Yes, sorry.

You're creating quite a mess.

What can I dry it with?

It's not necessary.

Yes, please.

I'm sorry. I never do things right.

Don't be so nervous.

You are very different from your photos. More beautiful.

Different.

Me? What are you saying?

Where have you seen my photos?

In Mirelles' photo album.

It's horrible, to die for!

You seem like someone else, but...

What are you doing on your knees?

Darling! Finally...

Ciao!

I really didn't think you'd come.

Mirelle, do you want one of my cocktails?

No thanks.

How long will you stay in Rome for? Last time you were here for so little.

Are you going straight back to New York?

No, I don't think so.

You have a wonderful house -Thanks!

Here they are, finally.

How funny you must look when you make love to Jean?

It's impossible.

With someone like him?

No doubt Mirelle will let you? And she'd be happy watching.

What the hell have I got to say to you?

What a great trio you make. You, her and...the other one.

Dear Santa Claus, I write to you as I want you to send a woman called Carol.

That way I'll be good all year round.

Why don't you come away with me Carol?

You haven't understood, Leave those two alone...

Come here Carol, I want to dance with you.

Until now you've been quite bored, but now I will entertain you...

Look at her well, Just try and dance like her.

You'd like to, right?

Mirelle, come, come. I know you are so happy...

...when I bring a noted guest.

If you want her to keep dancing, throw in some money...

...A dollar a head, on the carpet.

Dads' angry already. She'll live with us...

...morning till night.

Her, not Mirelle will be your inheritor.

See? He's doing this against you, As always.

Isn't she embarrased with those glasses?

Thanks, thanks a lot. I wasn't sure if I could come close?

You never invite me to your parties...

See how good she is?

Yes, I saw.

Sit down, drink something with us.

First of all, I want to introduce my fiance...

Nivel. Even she wasn't invited.

If you want to joke around...

Mum and Dad, I'm happy to talk to the both of you...

I've decided to marry immediately...

Nivel will be a wonderful wife.

I want many...

...many children.

Lots of little cannibals that eat you all up!

Speak to her, Make her tell you everything.

Why are you like this?

I don't know.

You're different to the others.

You excite me, and I want to know why?

You're different yourself, but you don't know...

You don't look like anyone else.

No, I'm just upset.

Of course, If you make love to an idiot like that?

You're wrong, He's very smart.

Certainly more than you.

Let's go. Let's leave them be.

Why not? But another time. It's late now.

Why did you stop?

What a scary evening, with that African lady so close.

But you never took your eyes off of her!

Am I mistaken, Or was that guy flirting with you?

You're mistaken. That guy wasn't flirting with anyone.

But I saw how he looked at you.

And how he squeezed you when you danced.

Yes, he squeezed me.

But not for me, It's like he was looking for something.

I want to understand him.

Why?

I don't like doing it in the car, let's get out.

Weren't you expecting me?

I thought you didn't believe me.

I always knew you were spying on me.

Why didn't you avoid me?

You thought you were surprising me, trying to rob me...

...of something.

I pretended not to notice, to let you discover the real me.

How are you?

I don't know.

That's why you've got to help me.

Do you really want to keep watching? Aren't you scared?

No, I came here for this reason alone.

And you know it.

You knew it before?

No, I didn't notice anything. I assure you - I didn't see you.

That's not true.

Watch.

You see me!

You continue to look at me.

I'll destroy it.... It's better you aren't noticed.

But you have to respect our pact and stay with me...

...away from here.

Tonight, far away from everyone.

No, I can't anymore.

Tomorrow, if you want?

Do you want it?

It's too salty.

I want to try and understand you?

There's nothing to understand.

I wasn't made to be alive.

I want to be...a stone.

A thing.

Like that shell there.

Don't believe me! Don't believe anything...

It's mine.

Actually, it's not mine. It's my friend's.

But I can come here when I want to.

I like it, you know.

Why don't we go in? -No!

Why not?

It interests me, I want to see it. You don't want to come?

...Maybe it reminds you of another woman?

Is it occupied perhaps?

There's nobody there.

There, see...it's empty.

Another time, I'll take you.

Now come, let's go.

I want to show you something beautiful.

Don't take any notice of her preaching. Whip her.

She's a negro, don't let her get to you.

No! Another cliche.

Yes, it's okay.

Yes, yes. It's okay...

But tell those stubborn fools that if we don't go out at Easter....

We'll lose the Holy week.

Good Morning father.

How come you're greeting me?

Diagonal! Move your leg! Go, Go!

Gallop!

Take off my boots Andrea, I'm exhausted.

You don't want to start that again, do you?

You haven't got any strange ideas in your head?

What ideas?

Be careful. last time I went through a lot of effort to forgive you.

Listen Andrea, what happened with Carol?

Nothing.

Why?

I've heard some things...

What things?

Are you sure you want to know?

Why does she interest you so much?

What do you need Carol for?

You know I still haven't understood, Does she need me?...

...Or do I have to help her?

Don't tell me stories. Carol doesn't need anyone.

That's not true.

Sometimes I think you've never made love?

You don't speak to anyone, You're so strange...

Why are you like that?

Don't you want me to help you?

I can see that you don't really understand women.

Why don't you help me to understand them?

You want me to start with Carol?

Or with me?

Tell me what she told you!

I'll tell you tonight.

If you want?

Who are these people?

You don't know them. They are friends of mine and your fathers.

Splendid Mirelle...

You chose your guy well.

What does Mario say?

He's Mario's son.

Regardless, you chose well anyway. He's cute.

Come, sit down.

They are probably exchanging information...

Listen, you see that fat woman over there?....

She killed her husband, her lover and even her psychiatrist...

I know how the great romances end up...

You can even ruin yourself for a great love..

If I was to scream out, a loud roar - like a gorrilla...

Everyone would look over here.

Is something wrong?

You really can't speak can you?

Greta, do you want to come over? -Yes.

What a whore you are!

Why are you looking at me?

You're very beautiful tonight.

You promised to talk to me about Carol.

Carol is in Sicily, -So?

Did she tell you. -Sure.

Yesterday, before she left.

Look. It's not true. Carol hasn't moved from Rome.

She even called me today.

Tell me what happened Andrea.

We've never had any secrets between us.

Let Carol tell you.

You're so stupid! I wanted you to tell me what she said.

What did she say?

That she was in pain when she was with you...

She only hung around out of pity. And now she's tired...

She doesn't even want to see you again.

It's not true.

Ask her. Why don't you try? It's always better in these cases.

Carol is there, quietly waiting for you.

I know you're not sleeping. Open your eyes.

You could have at least left the car? Greta had to bring me back.

You knew Carol was there.

You took me there on purpose.

It was you who asked me to help you understand women.

But this time, I understood you.

You're just a boy and deep down you did the most banal thing...

...leave.

When will you decide to grow up?

And what will you do now, locked away in your room?

Make sense?

This love, so tender, so violent, so desperate, so fragile...

Jacques Prever. Burn these books, they serve no use.

And even the photos. If you continue to live with...

...things that don't exist. You'll end up not being able to speak to...

...anyone real!

This is why you feel so alone.

To enter the room where Marilyn Monroe was found...

...dead this morning. The police had to break the window...

The possessions of this eternal icon were carried out by...

...two agents who did nothing to hide their cargo...

The room where the celebrated actress lived her last days...

...was in an indescribable state.

The body of the most loved woman of the century...

...was found to be in terrible condition.

Excuse me, but I can't stay today.

Why are you leaving?

I haven't upset you have I?

No. I'm just tired and I need sleep. But with you around...

Get out immediately!

You came down so you must be looking for me, right?

Now you have to get out.

Yes. Yes. Here's fine.

Actually! No. Take me closer, please. I'm still very far from home.

Andrea, why won't you stop tormenting me?

And why won't you stop sleeping with Jean?

Continue like that and we'll wrap ourselves round a tree!

You've got to stop! You've got to leave me in peace!

Next time you make love to Jean tell him to remove his cologne...

...it makes me want to vomit.

Andrea...Why?

Tell me if it's true that you only want to help me?

Who told you?

Is it true?

It's me who needs help.

I cause the pain.

It's cold here.

Let's go back.

The wind.

We'll stay here for as many days as we want.

Leave me!

You hurt me.

I didn't want to, I promise you I didn't.

Listen Andrea...

Wait, let's sit here...

And if I say no?

Say yes!

Is this okay?

No, take off your shoes.

If you want to, then you take them off.

You know... With you I am happy.

Why are you happy?

You understand me.

It's not true.

What do you mean it's not true? Yes you do! Tell me you understand...

Stop it Andrea! You're hurting me.

If you don't understand me I'll cut you to pieces!

Enough now! Get up!

Andrea... Let's make love.

Why now? We've got lots of time...

...I won't let you go away.

I'm starting to understand how you are.

How?

You're scared of me... People...Of everything!

Who were you thinking of when you were bathing in the nude?

Of nobody.

You can't help looking at me...

Why don't you undress me?

No, not yet.

You see? You're scared.

I'm not scared, Or maybe I am?

Now, we'll dance. No, no. On the tiles, it's better.

Enough! I don't want to play games!

I'm tired.

You aren't capable of making love, and you hate me!

Were you expecting something different?

I deluded you.

It's you who is scared now.

But I don't want to hurt you, I just want to look at you.

If only we could turn back time and be children again.

I would be reborn, Or even exist before birth!

Andrea!

Andrea!

You have lost me Andrea.

WTF?! Subtitled by Mogweezer 9th Feb 2008 For Cinemageddon.