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[Announcer]
Previously on Kyle XY...
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Will you go to
the prom with me?
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Yes, I would love
to go with you.
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You don't wear a tuxedo
to a funeral.
You wear one to a prom.
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Didn't you once tell me
that going to a prom
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would be a fate
worse than death?
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I'm not asking you
to go to prom 'cause
there's no one else.
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I'm asking 'cause you are
the only one I want to go with.
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Are you telling me there are
problems with the prom?
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Prom committee's
become a nightmare of
mix-ups with the decorators
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and arguments with
the caterers.
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I want prom to be this
perfect night with Kyle,
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and all I can think about
is table and chair rentals
and non-refundable deposits.
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Well, you should enter this
in the contest.
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I suppose.
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Although I'm sure
three-chord trite
piece of crap will win.
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Brian told me all about
the girl in the pictures, Sarah.
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He said he created me from
Sarah's genetic material
after she died.
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- My name is Sarah.
- She's alive.
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She wants
to meet me, right?
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- Sarah said she'd be here.
- She's not coming.
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- I'm alone!
- You're not alone.
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Jessi!
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Her heart has stopped.
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[gasps]
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It's okay now.
I'm here.
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The people in Latnok
aren't bad,
they're simply scientists
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with a very clinical
point of view.
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[Man]
He's incredible.
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More than we'd ever dreamed
we'd see in our lifetimes.
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[girl screaming on TV]
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What are you watching?
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"If you're not back
by midnight,
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you won't be coming home."
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Oh.
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That's not good.
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Why on earth would you
watch Prom Night? It's scary.
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It's video research
for the prom.
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You're researching
the prom?
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And it led you
to Prom Night?
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It had the most
straightforward title.
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What else did you look at?
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44 movies,
2.6 million websites,
and 37 young-adult novels.
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"Prom is the most
romantic moment in
a young person's life.
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"It's the culmination
of adolescence
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and marks the beginning
of the journey
into adulthood."
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Pricilla's Perfect Prom.
I love that book!
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I wasn't always a cynic.
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I know how important
it is to Amanda.
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I can't let her down.
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I just need
the perfect plan.
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There's really no formula
for perfection.
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Let me let you in on
a little life secret.
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The more you expect,
the more you get let down.
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Pricilla's prom
was a disaster.
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Her date leaves her
at the end of the night.
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Two chapters later,
he's gay.
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Nice pep talk.
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Just focus on having fun,
and you will.
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Don't let your expectations
get the best of you.
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[Kyle]
Expectations.
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To them, the word implied
inevitable failure.
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Was it wrong to have faith
that things could
turn out well?
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I'm not sure which was
more difficult to process,
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the news that
Sarah's alive
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or that you brought Jessi
back from the dead.
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Has Sarah tried
to contact you?
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No.
And she won't.
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She's put her past
behind her, Kyle,
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and I've accepted that
I need to do the same.
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Your leg is better.
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Yeah.
It's good as new.
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Just in time for me
to move on.
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Move on?
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Kyle, I wasn't pleased
that Latnok
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was willing to test Jessi
like some kind of
a laboratory rat.
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It made me realize just
how out of touch we all are
with our own humanity.
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So I need a break from
the Latnok community.
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And I asked them
to give you a break.
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For me?
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I haven't even met them.
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Well, they've been
watching you for a while,
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waiting for an opportunity
to take a larger role
in your development.
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They've been watching me?
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Believe me, I wasn't
happy about it either.
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But I've made it
very clear to them
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that you have a whole lifetime
to be extraordinary.
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Now is the time for you
to be...ordinary.
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So I'd ask you
to come along with me,
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but I think we both know
what your answer would be.
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It doesn't bother you
that I wouldn't want
to leave the Tragers?
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I'll be back one day
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when it's time for us
to resume out training.
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In the meantime,
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I want you to stay here
and enjoy what I never had.
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What's that?
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A life.
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My sunset backdrop
is a no-show,
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so I don't think this gym
is gonna be transformed
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into the ocean paradise
that I want.
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We still have time.
Maybe there's something--
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Kyle, really, I know
I made a huge deal
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about the whole
magic of prom,
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but I'll be happy if it
wasn't a huge disaster.
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This would be so much
more fun if we were
allowed to inhale.
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Will you guys please
get him out of here?
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Amanda, I don't think
I should leave you here
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to deal with this
by yourself.
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Kyle, I have 27 perfectly
capable people
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to help me hang
lame streamers.
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I, for one, am happy to
pass the helium torch.
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Good. Save your energy
for the end of tonight.
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Your sugar mama's
got big plans for you.
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Is there anything else
I can do?
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- No.
- That was a lie.
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You've just been busted
by the human lie detector.
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Fess up, little lady.
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- Okay, if you really
want to help.
- I really want to.
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You can pick up
my dress from the cleaners.
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There was this whole--
Well, it's a long story, but--
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I'd be happy to.
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You don't have
to bring everything.
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We can start fresh.
I can get you some new clothes.
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Why?
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Because of the memories
of Taylor not being exactly--
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A good father?
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I'm glad he left.
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But I like my clothes.
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I even like this room.
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It's the first place
I've ever been able
to call mine.
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Now this brings back
memories.
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Good ones?
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Good at the time.
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Sometimes I wonder if it's
worth having good memories.
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When things go wrong,
you almost resent
the happy moments,
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like they failed you.
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That picture reminds me
of Kyle
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and everything we've
been through together.
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I hope I never
have to resent that.
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Yeah, I hope
you never have to.
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Jessi, I think we should
leave Seattle.
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Where would we go?
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I don't know.
Somewhere, anywhere else.
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Because of Latnok?
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I don't know.
Maybe.
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Seattle was a cage for me
for 20 years,
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and being back here,
I feel trapped.
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Would that be
okay with you?
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Yeah.
Of course.
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Andy says she has
big plans for me.
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You know what that means,
don't you?
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This dress is silver.
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Dude, you already said that.
It's not important.
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It's supposed
to be yellow.
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[sighs]
We're talking about
me now, dude.
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Sorry.
What does it mean?
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It means I need to be
ready to round the bases.
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Round the bases?
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Prom night often results
in extra bases,
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and considering I slid
in to second with Andy
a few weeks ago,
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I'm looking at third base,
if not an inside-the-park
homer.
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Josh, you should know by now,
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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Sex. I'm talking
about sex.
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Oh.
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Yeah, and I've never...
you know.
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- Had it.
- With another person.
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Never mind.
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The importance of
prom night sex was portrayed
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in 82% of
the movies I watched.
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See?
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But since 17% of them
also ended with
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young teens being
fatally mutilated,
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I assumed it was
a cinematic convention.
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Afraid not, buddy.
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For much of the adolescent
universe,
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the whole dance is
basically just foreplay.
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Is sex part of the perfect
prom equation?
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Don't you worry about it.
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Something tells me that
sex isn't part of
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yours and Amanda's
G-rated prom fantasy.
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What is it?
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Nothing.
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Uh, no.
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No line-dance songs.
Come on.
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- What?
- Ah!
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- You know it's inevitable.
- Not if I can help it.
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Come on!
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It's a prom must-do.
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Yeah, then I think
I must puke.
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Are you sure you don't want to
just DJ the prom yourself?
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Please. Have you seen those
geeks that DJ the proms?
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Ha ha ha!
Hilarious.
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Besides, I'm supposed to be
having the time of
my life, remember?
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Oh, you mean the lyric
you actually neglected
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to include in
your theme song?
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It's been done.
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Besides, you and I both know
that there's zero chance
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of winning that
contest tonight,
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with my reedy voice
and the 12th-rate
acoustic recording.
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Wow. You're really not
expecting much, are you?
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The thing about
expectations--
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You know what?
Forget it.
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I've already busted out
that speech once today.
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So jaded for so young.
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Enough with the young
already.
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What's all this?
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Amanda changed her dress,
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so the vest and the corsage
I choose don't match
unless I dye them.
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Well, can I help?
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I know this may
surprise you,
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but I used to be kinda good
at arts and crafts.
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I stripped the silver nitrate
off some old rolls of film
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and combined it with
aluminum potassium sulfate.
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But I'm having trouble
stabilizing the
polyvalent metal ions
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needed to act as
a mortar to set
the dye pigment.
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I once made a house
out of popsicle sticks.
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The dye is too dark
and won't stick properly
to the fabric.
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Oh. Well, I'm sure
Amanda will understand.
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She will understand.
That's the problem.
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She's already given up hope
of having a good prom,
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but she shouldn't.
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I just wanna make sure
it's everything she wished for.
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Well, don't put too much
pressure on yourself.
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Sometimes trying too hard
to make things perfect can
blow up in your face.
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[sighs]
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[knock on door]
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- Hey.
- How are you?
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Alive...
thanks to you.
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You've made a mess.
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[sighs]
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I don't know why
the formula didn't work.
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Let me see what I can do.
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What are you looking for?
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Adam said Latnok
is watching me.
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He told them to stop,
but I still feel like
someone's out there.
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I think Latnok is creepy.
So does Sarah.
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How have things
been going with her?
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New.
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Exciting.
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A little scary.
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She wants to leave town.
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- Why?
- To start over.
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Jessi.
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00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,973
No, it's okay.
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Sarah really wants this.
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00:11:16,216 --> 00:11:18,966
Well, what do you want?
247
00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:20,849
I want what you have.
248
00:11:20,851 --> 00:11:23,221
A family.
249
00:11:24,474 --> 00:11:26,314
Have you told her
that you'd rather stay?
250
00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:28,606
- No, I can't do that.
- Why not?
251
00:11:28,608 --> 00:11:33,188
Because what if she
leaves anyway?
252
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,703
Jessi...
253
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:38,735
not everyone who cares
about you is going to
disappoint you.
254
00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:42,119
All I know is
I'm being given a chance
to have a real life.
255
00:11:42,122 --> 00:11:44,082
I'm not gonna do anything
to mess it up.
256
00:11:46,326 --> 00:11:48,996
You're missing about
ten milligrams
of nickel iodine.
257
00:11:58,008 --> 00:11:59,798
Oh, good.
I need to talk to you.
258
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,260
Now's not
the best time, Dad.
259
00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:03,841
Well, it's never
an appropriate time
for a man
260
00:12:03,844 --> 00:12:06,984
to warn his daughter
not to get involved with
his teaching assistant,
261
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,847
and yet, here we are.
262
00:12:08,849 --> 00:12:11,149
I'm not getting involved
with Mark.
263
00:12:11,151 --> 00:12:12,981
In case you haven't noticed,
I'm in a towel
264
00:12:12,983 --> 00:12:15,123
getting ready for prom
with Declan.
265
00:12:15,115 --> 00:12:18,905
A much better age-appropriate,
all-around good choice
I'm thinking.
266
00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:22,699
My year of strumming
sad chords was sponsored
by Mr. Declan McDonough.
267
00:12:22,702 --> 00:12:25,502
Not to mention his role
in my disappearing
reappearing virtue.
268
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,075
And about that--
269
00:12:27,077 --> 00:12:29,627
Don't worry, Dad.
Store's closed.
270
00:12:29,629 --> 00:12:31,999
What store?
271
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,922
Tragerporium is
locked tight.
272
00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:36,144
No weekend sales,
no limited time offers.
273
00:12:36,136 --> 00:12:37,836
Security system's armed.
274
00:12:37,838 --> 00:12:39,968
Guard dogs are
roaming the aisle.
275
00:12:39,970 --> 00:12:42,050
Of course we're still
encouraging window shopping,
276
00:12:42,052 --> 00:12:43,472
'cause you always wanna
keep the public interested.
277
00:12:43,473 --> 00:12:45,693
But I can assure you
that tonight will
not be about sex.
278
00:12:45,685 --> 00:12:47,055
I thought prom was
basically just foreplay
279
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:48,267
for much of
the adolescent universe.
280
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,098
- Says who?
- Josh.
281
00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:52,020
- Josh?
- What's up?
282
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,102
Not you,
that's for sure.
283
00:12:54,104 --> 00:12:55,284
What?
284
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:57,815
There'll be no sex
had by you.
285
00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,028
Not...any of you.
286
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:02,279
Not tonight, tomorrow,
or hopefully in my lifetime.
287
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,620
[doors close]
288
00:13:12,622 --> 00:13:14,372
- Smile.
- [sighs]
289
00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:18,176
- What did you do?
- What? Is it that obvious?
290
00:13:18,178 --> 00:13:20,128
Last time you had
that look,
291
00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:24,090
you realized Josh just found
your old pot stash.
292
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:27,194
Okay, so which parental sin
did you commit?
293
00:13:27,187 --> 00:13:29,137
The "don't blow
the sex talk" one.
294
00:13:29,139 --> 00:13:30,559
We already had that talk
with Lori.
295
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:32,690
I'm not talking about Lori,
or Kyle either.
296
00:13:32,692 --> 00:13:34,192
Josh?
297
00:13:34,194 --> 00:13:35,704
Oh, Stephen,
he's not ready.
298
00:13:35,695 --> 00:13:36,985
I know.
299
00:13:36,987 --> 00:13:39,107
Well, you have to go
back up and
talk to him again.
300
00:13:39,109 --> 00:13:40,899
- I know.
- So why aren't you moving?
301
00:13:40,901 --> 00:13:42,401
I don't know.
302
00:13:42,402 --> 00:13:46,372
You only have a small
window of opportunity
to correct this.
303
00:13:46,366 --> 00:13:48,116
I can't do it.
304
00:13:48,118 --> 00:13:50,408
Yes. Yes, you can.
305
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:53,580
You can. You are a smart,
educated,
306
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,343
progressive,
thoughtful man,
307
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,005
and--and...
an excellent father.
308
00:13:58,008 --> 00:14:01,168
Don't psych yourself out.
309
00:14:01,171 --> 00:14:03,421
Just go.
310
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,465
Hey, it looks like
all the stains came out.
311
00:14:08,468 --> 00:14:12,268
Thank you for coming over
to help out.
312
00:14:12,272 --> 00:14:14,472
How can I pass up
my last opportunity
313
00:14:14,474 --> 00:14:16,444
to prove that
I'm smarter than you?
314
00:14:16,436 --> 00:14:18,186
Very funny.
315
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:23,900
I'm not,
you know, smarter.
316
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:26,754
I just try harder
to impress people.
317
00:14:26,746 --> 00:14:29,286
But you already knew that.
318
00:14:29,289 --> 00:14:32,829
You don't have to
do that anymore.
319
00:14:32,832 --> 00:14:35,632
You never have to
prove yourself to
anyone ever again.
320
00:14:37,417 --> 00:14:38,917
If anything,
321
00:14:38,919 --> 00:14:42,089
people should start
proving themselves to you.
322
00:14:42,092 --> 00:14:44,672
You really don't want
to see me leave, do you?
323
00:14:44,674 --> 00:14:49,014
You're my friend, Jessi.
324
00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:51,639
I don't want
to lose you.
325
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:55,401
[cell phone rings]
326
00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:02,610
- Hi.
- Hi.
327
00:15:02,612 --> 00:15:04,822
I have your dress.
It's not yellow.
328
00:15:04,824 --> 00:15:08,084
I know, The dry cleaners
accidentally shredded
my original dress,
329
00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:10,078
so I had to make
a last-minute switch.
330
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,330
At least now
I'll match the gym.
331
00:15:11,331 --> 00:15:12,991
How are things
going down there?
332
00:15:12,993 --> 00:15:14,293
Almost done.
333
00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:16,674
But would you mind
dropping the dress off
at school?
334
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,666
At the school?
Won't you be home soon?
335
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,628
I'm just taking
some precautions.
336
00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:22,750
You know, in case
the decorations committee
hits a snag
337
00:15:22,752 --> 00:15:23,752
and I have to get
ready here.
338
00:15:23,753 --> 00:15:25,603
I'm coming to help you.
339
00:15:25,595 --> 00:15:28,385
Kyle, don't.
I'm dirty and a mess.
340
00:15:28,388 --> 00:15:30,048
And even though everything
else is a bust right now,
341
00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:31,850
I don't want you to see me
until I'm ready.
342
00:15:31,851 --> 00:15:32,971
Just send the dress.
343
00:15:32,973 --> 00:15:34,103
But I--
344
00:15:34,104 --> 00:15:35,024
Promise me you won't
come in.
345
00:15:35,015 --> 00:15:37,935
I promise.
346
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:40,107
Good.
347
00:15:47,277 --> 00:15:49,407
It's still wet.
348
00:15:49,409 --> 00:15:51,829
I'll take care of it.
349
00:15:51,831 --> 00:15:53,991
I should at least take it
to her and explain.
350
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:57,964
Kyle, you need
to get ready.
351
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,247
I'll finish the dress,
and I'll take it to Amanda.
352
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,960
It will all be okay.
353
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,051
You want to do
something nice for Amanda?
354
00:16:05,045 --> 00:16:08,295
No, but I'd like to do
something nice for you.
355
00:16:12,092 --> 00:16:13,682
[knock on door]
356
00:16:13,683 --> 00:16:15,233
Come in.
357
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:19,937
What's with the shades?
358
00:16:19,939 --> 00:16:21,559
- Whoa!
- Yeah.
359
00:16:21,561 --> 00:16:24,981
All the makeup,
like, ever, is on your face.
360
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,204
I wanna look
"va va voomy" for Josh,
361
00:16:27,197 --> 00:16:29,737
but I keep coming up with
vampire clown whore.
362
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,409
Can you help me?
363
00:16:31,411 --> 00:16:33,991
You have two moms.
Doesn't one of them wear
a little lip-gloss?
364
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,543
My moms think that
makeup is an ageist,
sexist ploy
365
00:16:37,537 --> 00:16:39,957
to devalue the feminine form
in its natural state
366
00:16:39,959 --> 00:16:42,879
perpetuating unrealistic
myths and expectations.
367
00:16:42,882 --> 00:16:46,012
Yeah. Well...
maybe it is.
368
00:16:47,087 --> 00:16:49,007
Come here.
369
00:16:51,471 --> 00:16:52,891
Oh.
370
00:16:52,892 --> 00:16:54,842
[laughs]
371
00:17:12,492 --> 00:17:14,032
Nice job.
372
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,123
I downloaded
an instructional diagram.
373
00:17:16,116 --> 00:17:18,956
Stephen will be disappointed
he wasn't able to help you.
374
00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:22,208
The ultimate father/son
prom ritual. I forgot.
375
00:17:22,212 --> 00:17:24,462
No, no, no, no.
Don't worry about Stephen.
376
00:17:24,464 --> 00:17:26,764
Don't worry about
anyone but yourself.
377
00:17:26,756 --> 00:17:28,666
And Amanda.
378
00:17:28,668 --> 00:17:31,428
And Amanda.
379
00:17:31,431 --> 00:17:34,761
Oh. Beautiful.
380
00:17:34,764 --> 00:17:37,774
I got it from the rose garden
where we had our first kiss.
381
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:38,977
You thought of everything.
382
00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:41,058
I tried.
383
00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:46,072
Don't forget to stop
and smell the roses every
so often yourself tonight.
384
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,735
Actually double-dyeing
the corsage eliminated
the scent of--
385
00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:52,149
You mean to focus less on
making things perfect
386
00:17:52,152 --> 00:17:53,692
and more on having
a good time.
387
00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:56,413
Yes.
388
00:17:56,406 --> 00:17:57,906
Look at you.
389
00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,540
When you first came here,
390
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:04,582
everything in
the world was new.
391
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,424
Look at all
you've learned.
392
00:18:07,417 --> 00:18:10,337
Look at all you've overcome.
393
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:12,050
Tonight's a celebration
of that.
394
00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:13,511
Just breathe
and enjoy it.
395
00:18:16,015 --> 00:18:19,595
I'm sorry you had to
say good-bye to Adam.
396
00:18:22,522 --> 00:18:24,982
He's doing what he thinks
is best for me.
397
00:18:24,984 --> 00:18:28,194
Still, I know it's hard
to say good-bye to family.
398
00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:34,030
Adam created me.
399
00:18:34,033 --> 00:18:38,083
He's my mentor
and my friend.
400
00:18:38,077 --> 00:18:41,287
But you are my family.
401
00:18:57,967 --> 00:19:00,347
Your decorations are ugly.
402
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:02,810
They'll look better once
we turn the lights down.
403
00:19:08,568 --> 00:19:10,648
All right. Fine.
It sucks.
404
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,440
It's like Charlie Brown's
Christmas tree.
405
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:13,692
I don't know
what that means.
406
00:19:13,693 --> 00:19:16,123
Ugly. It means ugly.
407
00:19:16,115 --> 00:19:19,195
And everyone else left,
so I don't have time to go home.
408
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:21,409
I have to get ready here.
409
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,081
[sighs]
410
00:19:23,082 --> 00:19:26,462
I just wanted to make it
special for Kyle,
but I blew it.
411
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,667
Anyways,
thanks for the dress.
412
00:19:37,927 --> 00:19:39,637
[ringing]
413
00:19:39,639 --> 00:19:41,219
Did you deliver
the dress?
414
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,891
Your prom is going
to be terrible.
415
00:19:44,143 --> 00:19:45,573
Why?
416
00:19:45,565 --> 00:19:48,145
Well, the decorations
are a disaster,
417
00:19:48,147 --> 00:19:50,147
and Amanda has to get ready
in the school locker room.
418
00:19:50,149 --> 00:19:52,069
Why didn't she ask
me for help?
419
00:19:52,071 --> 00:19:53,981
She wanted to make it
special for you.
420
00:19:53,983 --> 00:19:55,453
She did?
421
00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,945
Maybe if you two stopped
working so hard
422
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,157
to make it special,
you'd enjoy it more.
423
00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:02,079
Or maybe there's still
something I can do to fix it.
424
00:20:02,081 --> 00:20:04,081
I figured you'd
say something like that.
425
00:20:04,083 --> 00:20:07,213
Which is why you called.
Thank you.
426
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,496
This doesn't mean
I like her, by the way.
427
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,039
I know.
428
00:20:23,603 --> 00:20:25,183
[Kyle]
Thanks to Jessi,
I had an idea
429
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:27,694
of how to make Amanda's
night a little better.
430
00:20:27,687 --> 00:20:30,147
Her expectations
may have disappeared,
431
00:20:30,149 --> 00:20:32,229
but my desire to
surpass them hadn't.
432
00:20:35,695 --> 00:20:37,985
[groans]
Could this day get any worse?
433
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,570
Not funny.
434
00:20:42,572 --> 00:20:44,992
I thought, uh,
you could use some
help getting ready.
435
00:20:46,826 --> 00:20:48,166
What?
436
00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:50,787
Did you poison my makeup
or put fleas in my dress?
437
00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:52,540
I think you like
being mean to me.
438
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:54,172
Well, that's just
a little bit of
439
00:20:54,173 --> 00:20:55,973
the pot calling the kettle
black, now, isn't it?
440
00:20:55,965 --> 00:20:57,715
The pot and the kettle
are black.
441
00:20:57,717 --> 00:20:59,797
My point exactly.
442
00:20:59,799 --> 00:21:01,839
Well, after tonight,
it doesn't matter anyway.
443
00:21:01,841 --> 00:21:03,721
What's that
supposed to mean?
444
00:21:03,723 --> 00:21:05,353
It means I'm leaving town.
445
00:21:07,517 --> 00:21:09,187
I'm sorry to hear that.
446
00:21:09,188 --> 00:21:12,768
Why?
You hate me.
447
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,362
But I know how important
you are to Kyle.
448
00:21:15,355 --> 00:21:17,855
And when you care
about somebody,
449
00:21:17,857 --> 00:21:19,107
you wanna put
their feelings first.
450
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,202
So how's it going?
451
00:21:25,204 --> 00:21:26,674
All set.
452
00:21:26,666 --> 00:21:28,456
Oops! Uhh!
453
00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:33,040
You have to scuff
the bottom of your shoes
before you walk in them.
454
00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:35,082
- Helps give you traction.
- Yeah. I didn't know that.
455
00:21:35,084 --> 00:21:37,054
Actually, I didn't either.
Kyle told me.
456
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:39,876
The prom know-it-all
strikes again.
457
00:21:41,220 --> 00:21:42,880
- So, listen--
- Please don't.
458
00:21:42,882 --> 00:21:44,382
I have to.
459
00:21:44,384 --> 00:21:46,064
Then could you make it
quick and painless, please?
460
00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:48,885
All right. You want it
quick and painless?
Don't use this.
461
00:21:48,888 --> 00:21:50,388
You don't want me
to have safe sex?
462
00:21:50,390 --> 00:21:51,850
No.
463
00:21:51,851 --> 00:21:53,601
I--I mean yes,
464
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,993
I do want you
to have safe sex,
465
00:21:55,985 --> 00:21:57,985
but, no, I don't want you
to have sex at all.
466
00:21:57,987 --> 00:22:00,067
I'd much rather you wait
till you know you're ready,
467
00:22:00,069 --> 00:22:03,199
till you and Andy
know you're ready.
468
00:22:03,202 --> 00:22:05,152
It'll mean a whole lot
more if you do.
469
00:22:05,154 --> 00:22:08,874
But if you decide to
ignore everything I say
470
00:22:08,868 --> 00:22:11,788
and make you own
monumentally life-altering
471
00:22:11,791 --> 00:22:13,331
no-going-back decision
to have sex,
472
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:17,052
forever changing
the relationship
you have with Andy,
473
00:22:17,046 --> 00:22:19,216
then I want you
to be protected.
474
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,130
Can I go now?
475
00:22:22,131 --> 00:22:23,551
Yes.
476
00:22:24,964 --> 00:22:28,024
Whoa. Hold up.
477
00:22:28,017 --> 00:22:29,847
A little screwy loop here.
478
00:22:32,892 --> 00:22:35,442
Okay.
479
00:22:35,435 --> 00:22:37,025
Good to go.
480
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:40,737
- Thanks, Dad.
- You're welcome.
481
00:22:43,903 --> 00:22:45,663
Hey, handsome.
482
00:22:46,656 --> 00:22:49,196
So how was The Talk,
Part Two?
483
00:22:49,198 --> 00:22:52,158
Well, a little like that
condom I just gave our son.
484
00:22:52,161 --> 00:22:55,961
Clumsy, awkward,
but hopefully effective.
485
00:22:55,955 --> 00:22:58,415
Are you sure you're okay
with missing your dinner
to help with my plan?
486
00:22:58,418 --> 00:23:00,168
Do you think
for one minute
that Lori Trager
487
00:23:00,169 --> 00:23:03,169
would let us miss
an opportunity to
help you and Amanda?
488
00:23:03,172 --> 00:23:05,722
We're skipping
the pre-prom dinner? Sweet!
489
00:23:05,715 --> 00:23:07,305
You were paying for
that part, weren't you?
490
00:23:07,306 --> 00:23:08,506
I was indeed.
491
00:23:08,508 --> 00:23:10,008
What's taking them so long?
492
00:23:10,009 --> 00:23:12,389
I've been gorgeous
for hours already.
493
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:15,221
Let's go, people!
We have a prom to save!
494
00:23:15,224 --> 00:23:18,024
You are ruining
our entrance.
495
00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:23,359
- Lori, you look--
- Yeah, yeah.
496
00:23:23,362 --> 00:23:25,112
Josh?
497
00:23:25,114 --> 00:23:27,084
What you are about
to experience
498
00:23:27,076 --> 00:23:30,236
is a defining moment
in your otherwise
idiotic life.
499
00:23:30,239 --> 00:23:32,989
Do not mess it up.
500
00:23:35,034 --> 00:23:36,544
Looking good, Trager.
501
00:23:36,536 --> 00:23:38,086
Not bad yourself,
McDonough.
502
00:23:38,087 --> 00:23:39,247
Where's...
503
00:23:42,502 --> 00:23:43,752
Andy.
504
00:23:53,853 --> 00:23:56,063
All my research
had been right.
505
00:23:56,055 --> 00:23:58,765
No matter what anyone
said about expectations,
506
00:23:58,768 --> 00:24:02,898
everyone secretly hoped
this would be the best
night of their lives.
507
00:24:02,902 --> 00:24:05,062
Oh, my God!
508
00:24:05,064 --> 00:24:07,534
I knew that more than
just helping Amanda,
509
00:24:07,527 --> 00:24:11,407
my night had just become
about making sure
everyone got their wish.
510
00:24:16,836 --> 00:24:18,246
[camera clicks]
511
00:24:21,130 --> 00:24:22,380
Ow.
512
00:24:22,381 --> 00:24:24,581
You did that on purpose.
513
00:24:24,584 --> 00:24:26,684
Maybe.
514
00:24:26,676 --> 00:24:28,176
[whistles]
515
00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:30,507
Wow.
516
00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:33,090
- Really?
- Yeah.
517
00:24:33,092 --> 00:24:34,802
Jessi helped me.
518
00:24:34,804 --> 00:24:36,024
You did?
519
00:24:36,015 --> 00:24:39,855
Well, I didn't want to,
but she was really pathetic.
520
00:24:39,859 --> 00:24:41,189
Thanks.
521
00:24:41,190 --> 00:24:42,400
You're welcome.
522
00:24:42,401 --> 00:24:44,061
Okay. Good to know
a little girl-bonding
523
00:24:44,063 --> 00:24:46,413
didn't upset
the balance of nature.
524
00:24:46,405 --> 00:24:49,315
- What time is it?
- Relax. We're here early.
525
00:24:49,318 --> 00:24:50,868
Kyle's waiting for you
in the gym.
526
00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:02,749
You've gone soft.
527
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:04,832
I had a near-death
experience.
528
00:25:04,834 --> 00:25:09,134
It's gonna take me a few days
to return to normal.
529
00:26:02,391 --> 00:26:03,811
Hi.
530
00:26:05,484 --> 00:26:07,074
Hi.
531
00:26:11,150 --> 00:26:13,110
It's perfect.
532
00:26:13,112 --> 00:26:15,192
I had a little help.
533
00:26:18,497 --> 00:26:20,747
♪♪ [dance]
534
00:26:34,213 --> 00:26:36,183
Heel, toe,
heel, clap, clap.
535
00:26:36,175 --> 00:26:37,805
Heel, toe,
heel, clap, clap.
536
00:26:37,807 --> 00:26:39,637
I think the problem is
I have two left feet.
537
00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:42,019
I never noticed.
How do you buy shoes?
538
00:26:42,021 --> 00:26:43,681
It's an expression.
539
00:26:43,683 --> 00:26:45,733
But you knew that,
didn't you?
540
00:26:51,991 --> 00:26:54,031
Those jewels aren't
real, you know!
541
00:26:54,033 --> 00:26:56,163
[Girl]
Whatever, Hillary!
542
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,370
Don't drink that.
Someone spiked the punch.
543
00:27:03,372 --> 00:27:05,842
That's impossible.
544
00:27:05,835 --> 00:27:08,745
According to my research,
it happens at 68% of all proms.
545
00:27:08,748 --> 00:27:11,338
I have to take care
of this.
546
00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:13,960
And something's leaking
by the DJ table.
There's water everywhere.
547
00:27:13,963 --> 00:27:15,593
I'm on it.
548
00:27:28,477 --> 00:27:30,267
Where's Declan?
549
00:27:30,269 --> 00:27:33,189
Hopefully not
looking for me.
550
00:27:34,273 --> 00:27:35,913
Where's Andy?
551
00:27:35,905 --> 00:27:38,445
I, uh, ditched her
on the dance floor.
552
00:27:38,447 --> 00:27:40,157
A man needs
a break, you know?
553
00:27:42,201 --> 00:27:45,541
Why are you both
hiding from your dates?
554
00:27:45,544 --> 00:27:47,554
You want this one?
555
00:27:47,546 --> 00:27:49,246
He's hiding because
he's freaking out
556
00:27:49,248 --> 00:27:51,168
about whether or not
to have sex with Andy.
557
00:27:51,170 --> 00:27:53,840
She wants this.
I mean, I can't blame her.
558
00:27:53,843 --> 00:27:55,173
Eww.
559
00:27:55,174 --> 00:27:59,394
But she's so much more
experienced than I am.
560
00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:01,468
So, yeah, I'm totally
freaking out.
561
00:28:01,470 --> 00:28:04,180
Right.
562
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,983
Your turn.
563
00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:08,686
She's messed up because
she doesn't know
564
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,107
whether or not to get back
together with Declan.
565
00:28:11,110 --> 00:28:12,690
Yep.
566
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:16,451
[sighs]
Prom is stressful.
567
00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:18,775
[sighs]
True that.
568
00:28:18,778 --> 00:28:20,818
It doesn't have to be.
569
00:28:20,820 --> 00:28:24,530
Are you kidding? You've been
flipping out all week.
570
00:28:24,533 --> 00:28:28,713
I know. But Nicole
taught me something.
571
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,877
You're busting out
a Mom moment right now?
572
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,960
She said that tonight
is a celebration of
how far we've come,
573
00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:37,183
and we should just
let it happen and enjoy it.
574
00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:41,007
I have come a long way.
575
00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,930
From dumb to dumber.
576
00:28:42,932 --> 00:28:45,512
Better than
a slut to sluttier.
577
00:28:45,514 --> 00:28:48,114
- That's the old me.
- Oh.
578
00:28:48,107 --> 00:28:52,107
Which means I have
come a long way.
579
00:28:52,111 --> 00:28:55,821
That Nicole Trager,
she's pretty good.
580
00:28:55,815 --> 00:28:57,655
Yes, she is.
581
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,858
You're not
so bad yourself.
582
00:29:06,916 --> 00:29:08,626
Shall we?
583
00:29:10,629 --> 00:29:12,629
Okay.
584
00:29:17,006 --> 00:29:19,426
All right.
Tell me the truth.
585
00:29:19,428 --> 00:29:20,798
About what?
586
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,220
We lost the song contest,
didn't we?
587
00:29:24,303 --> 00:29:26,193
We lost the song contest.
588
00:29:26,185 --> 00:29:28,385
Well, that's just...
589
00:29:28,387 --> 00:29:30,937
[sighs]
...fine, actually.
590
00:29:30,940 --> 00:29:32,150
- Is it?
- Yeah.
591
00:29:32,151 --> 00:29:34,731
I didn't write that song
for this.
592
00:29:34,733 --> 00:29:38,403
I wrote it because
I had something to say
about myself and...
593
00:29:38,397 --> 00:29:40,897
everyone here tonight.
594
00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:43,200
Well, no one's heard it
except me.
595
00:29:43,202 --> 00:29:46,212
[sighs]
The perils of the undiscovered
songwriting duo.
596
00:29:46,205 --> 00:29:49,035
Destined for
a lonely life on the road.
597
00:29:49,038 --> 00:29:51,618
With only their
college degrees to
keep them warm at night.
598
00:29:51,620 --> 00:29:52,750
PhDs, please.
599
00:29:52,751 --> 00:29:54,171
You have a PhD?
600
00:29:54,173 --> 00:29:56,633
No, not yet. How old
do you think I am?
601
00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:58,005
How old are you?
602
00:29:58,007 --> 00:29:59,837
I'm 19.
603
00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:02,219
You're only 19?
604
00:30:02,221 --> 00:30:05,981
I was--I was sort of
an early bloomer,
academically speaking.
605
00:30:05,975 --> 00:30:08,385
And you've been torturing me
about being so young.
606
00:30:08,387 --> 00:30:10,977
You are unbelievable.
607
00:30:10,980 --> 00:30:13,600
But I'm half of a pretty great
songwriting duo.
608
00:30:13,602 --> 00:30:16,492
I don't know about great.
You heard the song.
609
00:30:16,485 --> 00:30:17,985
But have you?
610
00:30:24,153 --> 00:30:26,583
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
611
00:30:26,575 --> 00:30:28,205
I hope you're all
having a great night.
612
00:30:28,207 --> 00:30:32,497
This song is not
the winner of
the prom theme contest.
613
00:30:32,501 --> 00:30:35,921
But I though that everybody
should get a chance
to hear this song.
614
00:30:35,915 --> 00:30:40,215
It's written by someone
who, in my opinion,
615
00:30:40,219 --> 00:30:43,919
knows a whole lot more
about who she is
616
00:30:43,923 --> 00:30:48,183
and really what life's
all about than
she will ever admit.
617
00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:52,559
So, enjoy it.
618
00:30:53,933 --> 00:30:57,113
♪ I didn't hear
when they said it ♪
619
00:30:57,106 --> 00:30:59,476
♪ Time heals
a wounded heart ♪
620
00:30:59,478 --> 00:31:03,068
♪ I'm floating,
and I wonder... ♪
621
00:31:03,072 --> 00:31:06,082
This isn't--
How...
622
00:31:06,075 --> 00:31:09,195
I'm a computer genius,
remember?
623
00:31:09,198 --> 00:31:11,908
♪ Where things won't
fall apart ♪
624
00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:15,121
♪ In front of me ♪
625
00:31:16,255 --> 00:31:22,125
♪ Tonight shines a light
I can see ♪
626
00:31:22,131 --> 00:31:28,011
♪ Everything's right
in front of me ♪
627
00:31:28,007 --> 00:31:33,847
♪ Opportunity,
take a chance in romance ♪
628
00:31:33,852 --> 00:31:38,782
♪ Let's see what
this life can be... ♪
629
00:31:42,021 --> 00:31:44,611
What are you doing
up here?
630
00:31:44,613 --> 00:31:46,873
Roof leak.
631
00:31:46,865 --> 00:31:49,985
What about you? I thought you
went home hours ago.
632
00:31:49,989 --> 00:31:53,079
What do they call it?
A last hurrah?
633
00:31:53,082 --> 00:31:55,332
A last hurrah?
634
00:31:58,297 --> 00:32:00,377
You're leaving with
Sarah tonight.
635
00:32:00,379 --> 00:32:02,539
Yeah.
636
00:32:02,541 --> 00:32:04,501
You're not gonna
ask her to stay?
637
00:32:04,503 --> 00:32:08,263
Amanda said something
to me earlier.
638
00:32:08,257 --> 00:32:12,097
If you care about someone,
you wanna put their
feelings first.
639
00:32:12,101 --> 00:32:14,431
I wanna do that for Sarah.
640
00:32:16,105 --> 00:32:18,395
I understand.
641
00:32:18,397 --> 00:32:20,857
I guess I just wish she'd
done the same for you.
642
00:32:34,283 --> 00:32:38,293
Thank you for your
help tonight.
643
00:32:38,287 --> 00:32:41,837
It's amazing what we can
accomplish when we work
together, isn't it?
644
00:32:44,503 --> 00:32:47,013
I'm gonna
miss you, Jessi.
645
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:50,887
No, you're not.
646
00:32:50,889 --> 00:32:53,589
Because no matter
where I am,
647
00:32:53,592 --> 00:32:55,142
we're always connected.
648
00:32:57,016 --> 00:32:58,226
That's true.
649
00:32:58,227 --> 00:33:01,477
Even if I am smarter.
650
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:03,100
- Stronger.
- Faster.
651
00:33:24,253 --> 00:33:26,343
You, uh...
652
00:33:26,335 --> 00:33:31,005
you better get back in there
and make some more memories.
653
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:35,129
They're kinda hard to come by
for people like you and me.
654
00:33:35,134 --> 00:33:36,774
You should
come down, too.
655
00:33:39,848 --> 00:33:42,978
A last hurrah.
656
00:33:42,981 --> 00:33:44,941
A last hurrah.
657
00:34:17,846 --> 00:34:20,016
You've been following me.
658
00:34:23,982 --> 00:34:25,102
Nice tux.
659
00:34:25,104 --> 00:34:27,454
Why all the secrecy?
660
00:34:29,188 --> 00:34:30,648
I didn't want to
distract you.
661
00:34:33,612 --> 00:34:36,072
You're worried about
Latnok, aren't you?
662
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,794
You don't
trust them either.
663
00:34:37,786 --> 00:34:40,826
Well, they're scientists.
664
00:34:40,829 --> 00:34:42,499
I don't know if they
should be trusted.
665
00:34:44,163 --> 00:34:46,083
Do I have anything
to worry about?
666
00:34:47,666 --> 00:34:49,506
You should always worry.
667
00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:53,340
Not tonight.
668
00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:55,802
Tonight is about Amanda.
669
00:34:55,804 --> 00:34:57,314
We'll be fine.
670
00:34:59,388 --> 00:35:01,598
Okay.
671
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,390
I'll go.
672
00:35:04,983 --> 00:35:07,033
But, Foss.
673
00:35:08,277 --> 00:35:10,527
Thanks for
looking out for me.
674
00:35:31,550 --> 00:35:34,550
God, I love a man
in a tux.
675
00:35:34,553 --> 00:35:35,803
Me, too.
676
00:35:35,804 --> 00:35:38,184
I mean, I like being
the man you love in a tux.
677
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:40,097
Okay, so we've had
our pictures taken.
678
00:35:40,098 --> 00:35:45,138
We've danced.
We've eaten weird French
hors d'oeuvrey things.
679
00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,573
We've covered every
prom cliché in the book,
680
00:35:47,566 --> 00:35:52,606
and now I think we should
move onto our end
of the night festivities.
681
00:35:52,611 --> 00:35:54,901
Okay.
682
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:57,203
Let me begin by saying
you're the hottest girl I know,
683
00:35:57,196 --> 00:36:01,076
and I fantasize about
having sex with you,
like, all the time.
684
00:36:01,079 --> 00:36:04,119
And I really wanted
to have sex with you tonight.
685
00:36:04,122 --> 00:36:06,162
But then my dad
comes up to me
686
00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,714
and didn't make any sense
about whatever he was
trying to say
687
00:36:08,707 --> 00:36:10,047
and wanted to give me
a condom,
688
00:36:10,048 --> 00:36:12,048
and it all became real.
689
00:36:12,050 --> 00:36:15,590
And anyway, I just...
don't think we should.
690
00:36:17,556 --> 00:36:19,716
You think I wanted to
give it up to you tonight?
691
00:36:19,718 --> 00:36:21,638
Didn't you?
692
00:36:24,012 --> 00:36:26,182
Losing my virginity
on prom night
693
00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:30,614
is the most cliché
of all things cliché.
694
00:36:30,609 --> 00:36:33,269
What kind of sentimental
loser do you think I am?
695
00:36:33,272 --> 00:36:36,322
Wait.
You're a virgin?
696
00:36:36,315 --> 00:36:39,195
Why wouldn't I be?
697
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:43,077
So what did you mean then,
if not sex?
698
00:36:46,745 --> 00:36:48,825
Triple chocolate sundaes
699
00:36:48,827 --> 00:36:53,127
and me kicking your ass
yet again in G-Force Extreme.
700
00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:56,343
Really?
701
00:36:58,597 --> 00:37:00,217
Really.
702
00:37:07,606 --> 00:37:09,346
There you are.
703
00:37:09,348 --> 00:37:11,938
I'm finally done
putting out fires.
704
00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:14,610
I'm assuming there were
no actual fires.
705
00:37:14,613 --> 00:37:16,663
No, no fires.
706
00:37:16,655 --> 00:37:19,025
A flood or two.
707
00:37:19,027 --> 00:37:21,657
I guess there was
more than one leak.
708
00:37:21,660 --> 00:37:23,160
The cleaning crew
will get it.
709
00:37:23,161 --> 00:37:25,031
I think it's time
for a dance.
710
00:37:25,033 --> 00:37:27,793
I think that sounds great.
711
00:37:27,786 --> 00:37:29,366
Have a great night,
everyone.
712
00:37:29,368 --> 00:37:32,168
The prom as we know it
has ended.
713
00:37:34,583 --> 00:37:36,433
It's over.
714
00:37:36,425 --> 00:37:38,045
It doesn't have to be.
715
00:37:43,141 --> 00:37:45,341
May I have this dance?
716
00:37:49,648 --> 00:37:52,478
[people shouting]
717
00:37:52,481 --> 00:37:54,151
- Bye!
- Later!
718
00:37:54,152 --> 00:37:55,522
Gotta go, pumpkins.
719
00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:57,494
I got a tiara to stalk.
720
00:37:57,486 --> 00:38:00,736
- Good night.
- Later, Hills.
721
00:38:00,739 --> 00:38:04,699
So what's next on our
Hillary-approved itinerary?
722
00:38:04,703 --> 00:38:06,243
How'd you know?
723
00:38:06,244 --> 00:38:10,214
'Cause she had that glint
of a job well done
in her eyes.
724
00:38:10,208 --> 00:38:13,038
I didn't want to
mess anything up.
725
00:38:13,041 --> 00:38:14,871
How could you think
you could mess it up?
726
00:38:14,873 --> 00:38:17,093
'Cause I feel like
that's all I've ever done
727
00:38:17,085 --> 00:38:19,545
since the first time
we got together.
728
00:38:19,548 --> 00:38:22,048
I couldn't even
break up with you properly.
729
00:38:22,050 --> 00:38:23,920
We're so passed that.
730
00:38:23,922 --> 00:38:27,522
Look, I know I said I'd be
more open and all that,
731
00:38:27,516 --> 00:38:30,096
so let me do this.
732
00:38:30,098 --> 00:38:33,228
Right. Sorry.
Continue with your openness.
733
00:38:33,231 --> 00:38:35,931
I really like you, Lori.
734
00:38:35,934 --> 00:38:38,654
I always have.
735
00:38:38,647 --> 00:38:41,147
I don't know where
you stand with me
736
00:38:41,149 --> 00:38:42,989
or with what we're
supposed to be or not be,
737
00:38:42,991 --> 00:38:47,331
but I want you to know
that it's in your hands.
738
00:38:47,325 --> 00:38:51,575
It's in my hands?
Why?
739
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:53,910
'Cause I heard your
song tonight.
740
00:38:53,912 --> 00:38:55,212
Really heard it.
741
00:38:56,795 --> 00:39:00,375
The girl who wrote it
has got her whole future
in front of her.
742
00:39:00,379 --> 00:39:02,919
I don't wanna be the one
that holds her back.
743
00:39:07,886 --> 00:39:10,346
You know what's amazing?
744
00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:16,018
Is you really know me,
and you get me.
745
00:39:16,024 --> 00:39:18,194
I care about you so much.
746
00:39:20,148 --> 00:39:23,028
[crying]
But you're right.
747
00:39:23,031 --> 00:39:25,611
I don't wanna
move backwards.
748
00:39:25,614 --> 00:39:28,914
Or even stay in
the same place.
749
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:34,200
So...
750
00:39:34,202 --> 00:39:37,212
I think that means that
we shouldn't be together.
751
00:39:37,205 --> 00:39:39,625
Is that okay?
752
00:39:39,628 --> 00:39:42,628
I seem to remember
it's part of the whole
"it's in your hands" thing.
753
00:39:44,382 --> 00:39:46,052
Do you mean it?
754
00:39:46,054 --> 00:39:49,774
Trager, you're one of
my best friends.
755
00:39:49,768 --> 00:39:51,638
All I want is
for you to be happy.
756
00:39:53,602 --> 00:39:55,272
I don't know if
I deserve that.
757
00:39:55,273 --> 00:39:58,823
Trust me, you do.
758
00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,086
♪ With everything
I've ever done ♪
759
00:40:20,088 --> 00:40:22,418
♪ I'd give it all
to everyone ♪
760
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:26,000
♪ For one more day... ♪
761
00:40:28,507 --> 00:40:30,217
You did that,
didn't you?
762
00:40:30,218 --> 00:40:31,638
Maybe.
763
00:40:33,972 --> 00:40:35,512
So how do you do it all?
764
00:40:35,514 --> 00:40:37,234
Do what?
765
00:40:37,225 --> 00:40:39,605
Everything I've
seen you do.
766
00:40:39,608 --> 00:40:43,318
My brain is more developed
than other people's.
767
00:40:43,321 --> 00:40:45,611
It allows me to do
special things.
768
00:40:45,614 --> 00:40:50,034
Kinda like Superman,
only real?
769
00:40:50,028 --> 00:40:51,408
Can you fly?
770
00:40:51,409 --> 00:40:52,869
I'm not gonna
tell you that
771
00:40:52,871 --> 00:40:55,201
until you tell me something
I don't know about you.
772
00:40:55,203 --> 00:40:58,043
- Not this again.
- It's only fair.
773
00:40:58,036 --> 00:41:00,666
You may not know that...
774
00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:05,462
I love you.
775
00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:11,088
You do?
776
00:41:12,641 --> 00:41:14,011
I do.
777
00:41:17,015 --> 00:41:18,515
I love you, too.
778
00:41:19,808 --> 00:41:21,148
[water drips]
Oops.
779
00:41:21,149 --> 00:41:23,269
Here, don't get
your feet wet.
780
00:41:25,443 --> 00:41:29,913
♪ Another face, another friend
another place, another end ♪
781
00:41:29,908 --> 00:41:33,198
♪ But I'll play on... ♪
782
00:41:33,201 --> 00:41:34,411
[Kyle]
There's a reason why
people say
783
00:41:34,412 --> 00:41:36,672
we shouldn't
expect too much.
784
00:41:36,665 --> 00:41:40,955
No one wants to see
someone they care about
end up disappointed.
785
00:41:43,251 --> 00:41:50,051
♪ So don't wait for someone
to tell you it's too late ♪
786
00:41:50,048 --> 00:41:52,428
♪ 'Cause these are
the best days ♪
787
00:41:52,430 --> 00:41:55,970
♪ It always... ♪
788
00:41:55,974 --> 00:41:57,404
[Kyle]
We instinctively act
789
00:41:57,395 --> 00:41:59,435
to protect our own
from being hurt
790
00:41:59,437 --> 00:42:04,977
and do what we can
to make the right choices
for the people we love.
791
00:42:04,983 --> 00:42:08,153
But the reason
we have expectations
in the first place
792
00:42:08,146 --> 00:42:13,066
is because we wanna aim
as high as we can.
793
00:42:13,071 --> 00:42:14,861
Because when you
love someone,
794
00:42:14,863 --> 00:42:18,373
there's no limit to what
you can accomplish.
795
00:42:18,366 --> 00:42:21,496
♪ The rest of
our lives... ♪
796
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,005
Oh! I left my other
clothes inside.
797
00:42:29,007 --> 00:42:31,007
- I'll get them.
- No, I will.
798
00:42:31,009 --> 00:42:32,049
No, let me help you.
799
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:35,010
- Again.
- Always.
800
00:42:35,013 --> 00:42:36,733
[sighs]
801
00:42:46,605 --> 00:42:49,185
Got everything you need?
802
00:42:49,187 --> 00:42:51,067
I do now.
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