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That's four. 13 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:35,067 - Where he always goes-- to hug his father, you idiot. 14 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:36,168 - All right, take it easy. 15 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:38,270 - An embrace with his father earl. 16 00:00:41,174 --> 00:00:42,775 An emotional moment here. 17 00:00:46,279 --> 00:00:47,813 Father and son. 18 00:00:52,819 --> 00:00:53,819 Quite powerful. 19 00:01:02,695 --> 00:01:05,631 - Got to check the car. - Yeah. 20 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:06,765 Do you want a soda? - Yeah. 21 00:01:06,767 --> 00:01:07,766 - All right. 22 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:16,809 - Ray, did you check michael's diaper? 23 00:01:16,811 --> 00:01:18,143 - I think he's okay. 24 00:01:26,586 --> 00:01:30,522 - Man, I don't even think I could pass that test. 25 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,491 - Oh, man, it's hard to watch golf 26 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:33,792 'cause I just want to get out there and play. 27 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:35,327 - I know, me too. 28 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,628 - Hmm. 29 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:38,630 - Let's go. Let's go tomorrow. 30 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:40,532 - No, no, I can't tell debra I want to go golfing now. 31 00:01:40,534 --> 00:01:42,534 I just got back from five days on the road. 32 00:01:42,536 --> 00:01:43,702 - Just see what she says, ray. 33 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:46,738 - No, I'll get in trouble just for asking. 34 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:49,341 I'm not even gonna try. 35 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:52,811 You know what we could do? 36 00:01:52,813 --> 00:01:54,880 If you ask me in front of her 37 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:57,816 As if you're asking me for the first time, right, 38 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:00,119 And then I'll turn you down. 39 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:02,554 She'll think that I'm being thoughtful, you know, 40 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:06,325 And then we just hope santa takes the cookies. 41 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,393 - Oh, yeah, I like it. 42 00:02:08,395 --> 00:02:09,628 Let's do it. Let's try it. 43 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,630 - As soon as she comes down, we'll do it. 44 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,664 Sit. Don't-- 45 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:14,266 Look normal. Don't do anything. 46 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,434 Are you gonna put your foot up? 47 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:16,435 - I don't have to. 48 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:18,203 - No, you put yours up. 49 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:19,638 Put the popcorn here. 50 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,839 Soon as she comes down. 51 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:26,512 - You want me to make a noise? 52 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:27,846 - What do you mean, "make a noise"? 53 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:28,847 She's not geese. 54 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:29,715 Just relax. 55 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:39,391 - Supposed to be nice tomorrow, ray. 56 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:40,392 - Oh, yeah? 57 00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:41,426 I heard. 58 00:02:43,863 --> 00:02:46,732 - Hey, we should go golfing. 59 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:48,934 - Yeah, tomorrow? 60 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:52,171 No, no, I just got back from the road. 61 00:02:52,173 --> 00:02:52,771 I want to be home. 62 00:02:57,677 --> 00:02:58,677 [groans] 63 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:02,481 Good to be home. 64 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,485 - Come on, we'll go to westchester. 65 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:07,553 They just resodded. 66 00:03:07,555 --> 00:03:08,787 - Did they? Did they resod that? 67 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:10,255 - New grass. 68 00:03:10,257 --> 00:03:12,691 - Oh, man, sounds great, but I can't. 69 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,426 I can't go golfing. 70 00:03:14,428 --> 00:03:15,527 - No, no, no, I'm reading that. 71 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,528 - Oh, sorry. 72 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:21,300 So I can't, kevin. 73 00:03:23,303 --> 00:03:25,971 Maybe some other time. 74 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:31,777 - Some other time we might not get out for free. 75 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:35,480 - Free? 76 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,420 - My buddy mike, he works down at the pro shop. 77 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:42,421 He can comp us. 78 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,489 You know, save us 100 bucks. 79 00:03:44,491 --> 00:03:46,391 - It's not about the money. 80 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:48,994 I've been gone for a week. 81 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,929 Nah, I can't. 82 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:52,698 - I think you should go, ray. 83 00:03:52,700 --> 00:03:53,899 - Nah... 84 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,001 Yeah? 85 00:03:56,003 --> 00:03:57,369 I just got back from the road. 86 00:03:57,371 --> 00:03:58,870 I want to-- yeah? 87 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:01,773 - Well... 88 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,408 You know, I mean, if you guys can save 100 bucks, 89 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,643 Then, yeah, go, 90 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,011 But then maybe you could lay off the golf 91 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:06,912 For a while after that, okay? 92 00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,313 - Okay. 93 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:12,985 Playing golf, golf on tv, computer golf. 94 00:04:12,987 --> 00:04:13,986 Dorf on golf. 95 00:04:13,988 --> 00:04:15,554 - Of course. 96 00:04:15,556 --> 00:04:17,556 Of course, I don't-- 97 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:18,790 Kevin. 98 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:20,392 - We're in. 99 00:04:20,394 --> 00:04:22,394 - Yeah, but what are you doing saying it's for free? 100 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,796 - Ray, it wasn't working. I had to add a little sauce. 101 00:04:24,798 --> 00:04:26,598 Hey, what's the difference? We're going golfing. 102 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,633 - We are. I know. 103 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:30,369 - No, I knew it was going to work. 104 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,503 - You're choking me. 105 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,410 Whoa! 106 00:04:38,412 --> 00:04:39,411 I got to take a shower. 107 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:42,614 I smell like the winner. 108 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,883 - I didn't have my best game out there. 109 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,385 - Yeah, well, that happens. 110 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,786 You know, robert, 111 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,489 You can't curse that loud on a golf course. 112 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:51,757 - Yep, you're right. 113 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:53,425 It's just a game. 114 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:54,326 You know, it's just-- 115 00:04:54,328 --> 00:04:55,661 Come on! 116 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,901 Sorry. 117 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:04,770 - Hey, hey, you guys want to play another nine? 118 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:06,338 - I'm ready. 119 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:07,572 - Let's go! 120 00:05:07,574 --> 00:05:08,573 - Don't you have to go home? 121 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:09,975 - Oh, I-- uh, I should. 122 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,009 Debra's waiting. 123 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,544 But you know what? We're so early. 124 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:13,679 If we hurry up-- we stop talking-- 125 00:05:13,681 --> 00:05:15,380 We can get nine more in, 126 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:18,417 And she won't know the difference. 127 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:19,918 - I'm gonna need some tees. I need some tees. 128 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,520 - Okay, I just need five more balls. 129 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,055 - Yeah, well, stop taking them from my bag. 130 00:05:23,057 --> 00:05:24,523 - I'll give them to you. 131 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,091 - I'm feeling, like, flushed all of a sudden. 132 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,492 - No, let's go. Let's go. 133 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:28,960 - No, I mean I'm, like, a little jumpy here. 134 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,729 - Yeah, me too. Come on. Let's get out there. 135 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:31,930 - Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 136 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,965 I'm not feeling right here. 137 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,567 - Well, what is it, raymond? 138 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:38,537 - I don't know. 139 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,572 Something's going on here. 140 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:41,907 - You have any tingling in your left arm 141 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:42,974 Or chest pains? 142 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:44,676 - Uh-uh. 143 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,813 - Well, it's not a heart attack. 144 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:50,716 - All right, let's get going then. 145 00:05:52,819 --> 00:05:55,087 - Back up a little, will you? Back up. 146 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:56,488 Come on, give me room. Give me room. 147 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:57,823 - How far do you want us to go? 148 00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,458 - I'm--I'm feeling crowded in here. 149 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:00,659 - Ray, relax. You just got to relax. 150 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,928 - Would you shut up for a second? 151 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:05,063 - Get him some water. 152 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:09,768 - Make it a ginger ale! 153 00:06:09,770 --> 00:06:11,103 - Yeah, I'm gonna need a dollar. 154 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:18,443 - Hey, ray, have a seat. 155 00:06:18,445 --> 00:06:20,579 - Oh, boy. 156 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:23,448 What's that supposed to mean? 157 00:06:23,450 --> 00:06:26,985 - It means you're welcome to sit. 158 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,954 Let's see. 159 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:30,856 Your ekg's fine. 160 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:33,425 Blood pressure is fine. 161 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,527 Hey, did I see your brother robert in the waiting room? 162 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:36,528 - Yeah. 163 00:06:36,530 --> 00:06:37,629 - How are his feet doing? 164 00:06:37,631 --> 00:06:38,697 Have they cleared up yet? 165 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,935 - It's been a while since I've seen his feet, really. 166 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,404 - I'll tell you, 167 00:06:45,406 --> 00:06:47,939 That was an uphill battle. 168 00:06:47,941 --> 00:06:50,041 Anyway, ray, from what I see here, 169 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:52,043 You're in good health. 170 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:55,147 I think it was nothing more than a little anxiety. 171 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:56,748 - Oh, man, is that it? 172 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,083 What did I have, an anxiety attack? 173 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,652 - I prefer to call it an episode. 174 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:05,190 Robert's feet was an attack. 175 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:07,559 Ray, your mind is like, 176 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:09,161 For lack of a better word, 177 00:07:09,163 --> 00:07:13,131 A donkey. 178 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,600 You can only throw so many bags on its back 179 00:07:15,602 --> 00:07:18,703 Before it lies down and won't get up. 180 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:19,704 - Right. 181 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:20,906 - Right, 182 00:07:20,908 --> 00:07:23,642 So you got to relieve some of that stress. 183 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,143 Do things that relax you. 184 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:27,579 What do you enjoy doing? 185 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:29,114 - Well, I-- 186 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:31,016 I like to golf. 187 00:07:31,018 --> 00:07:32,784 - Well, then, by all means, get out there 188 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,719 And play as much golf as you can. 189 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:37,456 - Well, wait a minute. 190 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:40,792 Wait, that's where this episode happened. 191 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,561 - Oh, that could have happened anywhere. 192 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:43,995 You've been on the road a lot. 193 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,931 You've got a wife, three kids, 194 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,732 Parents across the street. 195 00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:48,900 This was a long time coming. 196 00:07:52,104 --> 00:07:55,006 Play some golf. 197 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,174 - Wait, so-- 198 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:57,709 So I have to go home 199 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,678 And tell my wife 200 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:04,683 That I need to play more golf? 201 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:05,684 - Doctor's orders. 202 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,552 - [chuckles] 203 00:08:07,554 --> 00:08:11,823 Okay. 204 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:15,894 Would I see a podiatrist or a proctologist 205 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,529 To get a foot removed from my ass? 206 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:29,608 - What the hell? 207 00:08:29,610 --> 00:08:32,010 Who's throwing chicken bones in here? 208 00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,745 Holy crap. 209 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:34,779 - Oh... 210 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:39,618 Time-out for grandpa. 211 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:40,652 - Frank, do you have to curse? 212 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:43,588 - Do you want it fixed? 213 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:46,224 Bastard chicken bones! 214 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:49,928 I need my frigging needlenose. 215 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,196 Bones in the garbage! 216 00:08:55,801 --> 00:08:56,902 - So it must have been a good game. 217 00:08:56,904 --> 00:08:58,770 You're two hours late. 218 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,572 - Yeah, well, 219 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,574 Something strange happened. 220 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:05,544 - Really. What? 221 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,779 - After golfing, uh, 222 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,147 We were in the locker room, 223 00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:11,683 And I got this weird feeling. 224 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:13,818 - Oh, ray, you are not gay. 225 00:09:23,796 --> 00:09:25,163 - No, I know, you told me, 226 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:26,565 But this was something else. 227 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:31,169 We-- 228 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,337 You know, we just-- 229 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:33,772 We had finished golfing-- 230 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,206 - Raymond, are you okay? 231 00:09:35,208 --> 00:09:37,042 Your brother told me what happened. 232 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,610 - "what happened"? 233 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,011 - Tell me what dr. Sundram said. 234 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:41,646 - Oh, now, wait a minute. Doctor? 235 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:42,881 - I went to the doctor on the way home. 236 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:45,584 He said it was nothing more than stress. 237 00:09:45,586 --> 00:09:46,818 That's all. 238 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,253 - Hey, I need some room to work here. 239 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:51,723 - Frank, raymond had an attack today. 240 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,825 - Mom, stop, it was nothing. 241 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:54,926 It was anxiety. That's all. 242 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,095 - An anxiety attack? Give me a break. 243 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,763 Everyone's having those nowadays. 244 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,966 It's hip. 245 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,734 - That's not funny, frank. 246 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,736 Our son has mental problems. 247 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,940 - Listen, can I just talk to ray, please? 248 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,809 - Hey, you tell debra about the doctor yet? 249 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:14,079 - Yeah, you tell her what he recommended for you? 250 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,080 - What? 251 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,248 - Nothing, nothing, he just-- 252 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,250 He said--the doctor said I need to relax. 253 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,218 That's all. 254 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:21,620 Could you go? 255 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:23,021 Could you guys go, really? 256 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:24,322 - All right, I'm hungry anyway. 257 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,690 Come on, marie. 258 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:26,691 - No, feed yourself. 259 00:10:26,693 --> 00:10:28,793 My son needs me. 260 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,161 - Ah, cut the cord. 261 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:33,932 - Ma, please, just go. 262 00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:34,933 Go with dad. 263 00:10:34,935 --> 00:10:35,934 It's okay. I'm fine. 264 00:10:35,936 --> 00:10:36,935 - All right. All right. 265 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,069 Only if you promise me 266 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,671 To do exactly what the doctor said. 267 00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:40,672 - I will. Please go. 268 00:10:40,674 --> 00:10:41,673 - Okay, okay. 269 00:10:43,876 --> 00:10:45,877 - Okay, so-- so what did the doctor say? 270 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,113 What are you supposed to-- 271 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,015 Robert, are you staying with us for dinner? 272 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,783 - No, no, amy's taking me out. 273 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:53,785 Someplace called jozu. 274 00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,954 - Oh, that japanese place. 275 00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:58,790 - Japanese? 276 00:10:58,792 --> 00:10:59,924 They make you take your shoes off? 277 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:00,925 - Yes. 278 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:07,966 - I got to make a call. 279 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,805 - So he told you to relax, huh? 280 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:16,074 Are you gonna listen to him? 281 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,276 - I think so. Yes. 282 00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:21,079 - So what did he tell you to do? 283 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,348 Like, you're supposed to take time off from work or-- 284 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:26,017 - No, no, no, no. 285 00:11:27,420 --> 00:11:29,821 Uh, he actually said 286 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:30,989 What he thought would help me 287 00:11:30,991 --> 00:11:35,193 Was if I played more golf. 288 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:38,697 - [laughs] 289 00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:42,233 Dr. Sundram said, "play more golf"? 290 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,702 - I have a note. 291 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,207 - He wrote you a note. 292 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,042 - I knew you wouldn't believe it, so I went back, 293 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,944 And I asked him to write it down. 294 00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:55,980 - "more golf." 295 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,717 I mean, I could get a second opinion. 296 00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,853 - No, no, no, uh-- 297 00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:03,988 I think that's what you should do. 298 00:12:03,990 --> 00:12:05,356 - You do? 299 00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:07,092 - Yeah, I mean, you know, 300 00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:09,227 It is really stressful around here, 301 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,930 And, uh, if playing golf makes you feel better, 302 00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:14,065 Then play golf. 303 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:16,067 - Hmm. 304 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,068 Wow! 305 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,170 You're very nice. 306 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:23,341 - Well, honey, I mean, gosh, I want you to be okay. 307 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,143 Listen, I'll just take care of the kids, all right, 308 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,245 And you sit here before dinner and take it easy. 309 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,880 And guess what, I made you some lemon chicken. 310 00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:54,005 - Hi, debra. 311 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,174 - Hi, marie. 312 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,909 - The kids in school? 313 00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:59,377 - Yeah, yeah, 314 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,446 I got, like, half an hour to get everything done 315 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,914 Before I have to go pick them up. 316 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,983 - Uh-huh. Where's ray? 317 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,885 - Oh, he's, uh, out golfing. 318 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:07,886 - Oh, that's good. 319 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,955 - Yeah. 320 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,957 - I'm worried about you, though. 321 00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:14,025 [bell dings] 322 00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,193 Are you okay, honey? 323 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,462 I mean, you look a little drained. 324 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,430 - Oh, you know, I'm just a little tired. 325 00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:20,498 That's all. 326 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,900 - Well, why don't you sit down? 327 00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:23,101 - Well, I really can't, 328 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:26,471 - Yeah, you can sit right down here for just a second. 329 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,407 Just for a minute. 330 00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,109 - Thanks. 331 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:34,479 - Listen, I know this has been hard on you, honey, 332 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,348 And you're doing everything you can for raymond, 333 00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,384 But maybe the way you can help him relax 334 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,852 Is very simple. 335 00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:42,220 - What do you mean? 336 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:46,090 - Well, I couldn't help wondering, dear, 337 00:13:46,092 --> 00:13:47,959 Are you making yourself available to him? 338 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,372 You know what I'm talking about? 339 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,308 - Please, marie! 340 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:06,244 - Listen, you know raymond doesn't like to ask for things. 341 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,946 - Do we have to talk about this? 342 00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,414 - I'm just trying to help. 343 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,982 - Marie, you know, I didn't say anything 344 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,617 When you told me how ray liked his underwear folded, 345 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,319 But this is over the line. 346 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:17,322 - Well, I'm sorry, but raymond needs your help. 347 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:19,057 Debra, you-- 348 00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:20,992 Have a glass of wine first. 349 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:27,866 - Come on, ray, you didn't lose a bet. 350 00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:30,368 You paid for a lesson. 351 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:31,369 Hey, way to go, robert. 352 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,971 You didn't curse once today. 353 00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,306 - Yeah, I'm getting better. 354 00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,307 Loser! 355 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:41,346 - Hey, let's play nine more. 356 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:42,146 - I'm in. 357 00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:46,017 - No, I don't want to. 358 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,352 - Well, what do you mean? 359 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,220 - I just-- I don't feel like playing. 360 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:51,456 - Oh, no, you're freaking out again? 361 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,658 - Look, I had that anxiety attack 362 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,160 Because I tricked debra, okay? 363 00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,629 And now I'm getting this free ride out of it 364 00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:58,630 That I don't deserve. 365 00:14:58,632 --> 00:14:59,631 I'm going home. 366 00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:00,665 - Just nine more. 367 00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,066 - Don't you see me out there? 368 00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,167 I'm not enjoying the game. 369 00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,603 - You're not keeping your head down. 370 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,071 - Look, it's enough already. 371 00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:08,373 I have to talk to debra. 372 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:18,016 - You want to play just you and me? 373 00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,451 - Okay, but you got to give me more strokes. 374 00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,519 - Why, are you tired? 375 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:23,054 - Nah, think my hand's broken. 376 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,295 - Deb, I'm home. 377 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:35,333 Deb, where are you? 378 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:36,668 - I'm up here. 379 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,937 In the bedroom. 380 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,338 - Where are the kids? 381 00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,006 - They're at linda's house. 382 00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:43,942 - Good. Come down, will you? 383 00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,077 I want to talk to you. 384 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,346 - I think you might want to come up. 385 00:15:56,021 --> 00:15:57,221 - It's 3:00. 386 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:00,625 This can't be sex. 387 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,126 Come down, will you? 388 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:07,231 - All right, but I'll have to put clothes on. 389 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:08,232 - Coming up. 390 00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:15,139 Wow! 391 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:19,544 That was really, really nice. 392 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:23,147 - So, yeah, it wasn't a bad day for you, huh? 393 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:25,683 This and golf. 394 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,752 - Oh, yeah, golf. 395 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:31,556 Yeah, that's what I wanted to talk to you about before. 396 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,257 - Okay, so tell me now. 397 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,594 - Okay. 398 00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:39,330 Uh... 399 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,566 You know the other day when I had that episode? 400 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,201 - Yes, you poor baby. 401 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,635 - Yeah. 402 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:47,538 I don't think it was because I need to play more golf. 403 00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:49,774 I think it was because I was feeling guilty 404 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:53,077 About tricking you into letting me play golf. 405 00:16:53,079 --> 00:16:53,778 - What are you talking about? 406 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,179 I told you to go. 407 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,148 - No, no, no, no. 408 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:02,020 No, you only thought that you did. 409 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,222 - Ray, come on, I was there when I said it. 410 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,690 - Yeah, it was... 411 00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:11,029 Kind of a con job. It was funny. 412 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,296 - What? 413 00:17:12,298 --> 00:17:13,531 - Yeah, well, it was the whole 414 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,400 Kevin asking me in front of you, 415 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,668 Me turning him down. 416 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,203 We kind of played you. 417 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:22,040 Sorry. 418 00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:30,381 - So what about the doctor's note 419 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,183 Where he tells you to play golf forever? 420 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:33,518 - That was real. 421 00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:36,654 - So when you told the doctor 422 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,322 That you tricked me 423 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,725 Into letting you play golf, 424 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,194 He recommended more golf? 425 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:54,472 - I might have left out the tricking part. 426 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:55,840 - Really? 427 00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,341 - I was going to tell him-- - yeah. 428 00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:58,543 - But then when he prescribed golf, 429 00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,278 I kind of forgot. 430 00:18:02,614 --> 00:18:04,148 - You forgot. 431 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:06,384 You lied to me, 432 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,153 And then, because you feel bad about it, 433 00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:11,722 I have to make sure that you relax. 434 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:13,558 - Well, I mean, I never meant for that to happen. 435 00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,760 - You have some nerve. 436 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:17,228 - I know, I know. 437 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:20,098 - Oh, don't get too overworked, ray. 438 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,799 Oh, let ray relax. 439 00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,234 He just had an episode. 440 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:24,502 - Look, I never thought that-- 441 00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,503 - Oh, my god! 442 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,605 What about me, ray, huh? 443 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,407 When do I get to have an episode? 444 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:32,410 I think I deserve an episode, huh? 445 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,145 When do I get to have my little-- 446 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,546 [flutters tongue] 447 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,747 - Wait a minute, all right? 448 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,182 You're making fun of an illness now. 449 00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,183 - What else was a trick? 450 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:40,818 - Nothing! 451 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:43,221 - Your mother coming over here to tell me to have sex with you? 452 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,823 - What? 453 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,258 - Yep. 454 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,292 This is what I have to put up with 455 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,527 While you're off playing golf. 456 00:18:49,529 --> 00:18:51,429 Your mother coming over here and telling me 457 00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:55,299 It'll help you relax if I make myself available to you. 458 00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:56,901 - Oh, my god, did you just have sex with me 459 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:58,402 Because my mother told you to? 460 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,908 Eww! 461 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,543 Oh, how sick is that? 462 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:06,911 - Very. 463 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,679 - I'm thinking of my mother now! 464 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:09,881 - Ewww! - Ewww! 465 00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:11,516 How could you listen to her? 466 00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:12,817 - Because I love you, ray. 467 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,885 I care about you. 468 00:19:13,887 --> 00:19:16,587 To play golf to get away from me. 469 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,289 - You don't think I care about you. 470 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,891 Why do you think I'm confessing? 471 00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,359 Don't you see? I feel guilty. 472 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:22,793 Guilt! Guilt! 473 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,530 That means love. 474 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:26,531 Huh? 475 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,232 I had to come home and confess. 476 00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:29,800 - Yeah, but you waited until after we had sex. 477 00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:31,302 - Well, you're very good-looking! 478 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:35,940 I'm sorry. 479 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,475 Look, I'm never gonna play golf again. 480 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,743 - Oh, yes, you will. 481 00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,444 - I know I will. 482 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,783 Not as much. 483 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:48,619 I promise and-- 484 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:51,322 Only if I know it doesn't take anything away from us. 485 00:19:53,492 --> 00:19:54,492 Ever. 486 00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,794 Really. 487 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,396 I mean it. I'm sorry. 488 00:19:58,398 --> 00:19:59,397 I'm sorry. 489 00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,469 - Okay. 490 00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:08,206 Idiot. 491 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,708 - I know. I know. 492 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,410 Look, if you ever need time to take for yourself, 493 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,411 I want you to do it. 494 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:16,914 Is find something fun to do together. 495 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:19,483 - You know, we should play golf together. 496 00:20:24,623 --> 00:20:27,825 - Yeah. 497 00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:30,261 That would be relaxing. 498 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:41,806 You're set, right? 499 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,807 - Yeah. Yep. 500 00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:49,947 - Come on, ray, 501 00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:50,948 We only got two hours till tee time. 502 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,289 - You know it's going to rain today, don't you? 503 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,023 - Oh, yeah? 33429

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