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[Birds chirping]
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♪♪
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[Tires screech]
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[Evie coughs]
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[Groans]
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[Groans]
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Sta-Stan?
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[Groans]
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Oh, geez.
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Stan.
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♪♪
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Look, I'm, uh...
I'm sorry about this,
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but, uh...
you understand.
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♪♪
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[Birds chirping]
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[ "Spanish Flea" plays]
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[Thud]
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Oh, my God.
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[Sighs]
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[Brakes squeal]
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[Engine shuts off, music stops]
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[Groans]
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[Sighs]
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Terrific.
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♪♪
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[Dialing]
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[Scoffs]
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[Cellphone rings]
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[Cellphone beeps]
- Y'ello?
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Yeah, hey, uh, Leon,
I need you to come get me.
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I, uh...
I blew a tire.
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I'm on county road 8.
I think I'm just past the, uh...
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The thing is I-I can't
get over there right now.
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I'm on a stakeout.
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Oh, God.
Is this that woman again?
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I'm...
I'm not at liberty...
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Okay, Leon, listen to me...
Hiding in the bushes
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outside the house of
a woman that you went out with,
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what, twice in high school
does not constitute a stakeout!
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Oh! Shh!
Here she comes!
[Child yells in distance]
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[Cellphone beeps]
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Ohh!
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So, it's three kids now.
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That's your move.
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[Chuckles]
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And the dance continues.
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Narrator:
We now return to "Rattlers!Nature's Death Machine."
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Since the dawn of time,man has wondered,
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"What if my penis lived alonein the woods
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and was poisonous?"
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Amen, brother.
[Telephone rings]
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Jell-O.
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[Cheerfully] Hey, Stan!
Hey, you busy?
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Evie, please don't do that
with your voice.
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If you want something,
just go ahead and ask for it.
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[Normal voice] Okay, look...
I-I blew a tire, and...
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[Clears throat]
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for some reason,
I don't have a spare.
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That's 'cause
I don't believe in them.
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They're a sign of weakness.
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In any case,
- Make sure and hit me back
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as soon as you get
- Your situation all squared away.
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No!
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[Stammers] Please stay on.
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Don't hang up.
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[Scraping]
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[Denise grunting]
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Keep your pants on
for a second.
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[Denise grunting]
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[Grunts]
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What, uh...
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What is all this?
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I am starting my own business.
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I am gonna clean people's teeth
right out of this house.
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Don't, uh... Don't you need
to go to school
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for something like that?
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Yeah, you do
- If you want to be a dentist.
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But I'm just gonna brush
people's teeth really hard.
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[Denise grunts]
Evie, sit tight.
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I'll be right there.
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Oh, my G... Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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Uh, y-you will be back
in your chair within an hour.
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I swear.
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Oh, no, no.
Think nothing of it.
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There's... There's no rush
when you're helping a friend.
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In fact, I may be very well be
out of the house all day.
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Th-There are some times when
I just want to get in the car
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and drive and drive and drive
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until everything I've done in
my life is rendered meaningless.
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And when I do
step out of the vehicle,
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I'm a...
I'm a new man.
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Did y... Did you ever feel
that way?
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[Birds chirping]
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[Sighs]
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Thank you, seriously.
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I owe you.
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Yeah.
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What the hell?!
[Tires screech]
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[Gasps] [ "Spanish Flea" plays]
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Okay.
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[Thud]
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What the...?
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What?
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[Sighs]
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♪♪
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[Car door closes]
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[Sighs]
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♪♪
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[Dialing]
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[Ringing]
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[Cellphone rings]
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[Cellphone beeps]
- Y'ello?
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Yeah, uh, h-hey, Leon, uh...
I need you to come get me.
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Well, I can't get over there
right now.
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I-I'm on a stakeout.
- Stakeout.
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Yeah.
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Thanks anyway.
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[Cellphone beeps]
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Narrator: ...the woodsand was poisonous?"
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Amen, brother.
[Telephone rings]
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Jell-O.
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Hey, Stan!
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Listen, I-I blew a tire
and, uh, you know, no spare.
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[Scraping]
- [Grunting]
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I'll be right there.
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[Stan grunts]
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What's with you?
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[Sighs]
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Didn't this...
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already happen?
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What, me doing you favors
and you saying weird shit?
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Yeah, that... That seems
vaguely familiar, yeah.
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No, seriously, Stan, I...
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You know what?
Slow down.
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Why, what are you gonna do,
give me a speeding ticket?
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I'm not even speeding.
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Seriously, Stan,
just slow down.
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You know... [Stammers]
Stop the car, stop the car!
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[Tires screech]
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Oh, what the hell?
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♪♪
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You all right?
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Okay.
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You're gonna be okay.
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We can help you, okay?
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♪♪
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I'm the sheriff.
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Just tell me...
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[Gasps] [ "Spanish Flea" plays]
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[Thud]
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♪♪
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Jell-O.
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Hey, Stan, I don't have time
to explain.
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I need you to come get me.
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[Scraping]
- [Grunts]
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I'll be right there.
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♪♪
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Stop the car!
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[Tires screech]
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Oh, what the hell?!
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Don't move!
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What the hell are you doing?
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It's Wendy from "Peter Pan,"
for Christ's sake.
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She got the nightgown,
the big eyes, the...
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She got the whole thing.
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Who are you,
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and why did you
kill me last time,
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and why was there a last time
and a time before that?!
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What the hell is going on?
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He... He did not
send you?
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Who?
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He is the one doing this.
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He won't let me go.
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[Horn honks]
Evie, can we please
wrap this up?
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I'm talking!
- Let's go!
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You are Evie?
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I'm afraid he wants you, too.
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Who wants me?
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[Twig snaps, crow caws]
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[Growls]
- [Screams]
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[Screaming]
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Come on!
- Ah.
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[Screaming continues]
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I should have stayed home
and watched my snake show.
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♪♪
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Hello? Ms. Livingston?
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Yes. My name is Denise Miller.
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I'm calling
with a very special offer
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from White Power Tooth Cleaning.
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N-No, no. It's...
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No, it's... It's White
Power Tooth Cleaning,
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not White Power tooth clea...
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No, that is
a very terrible name.
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♪♪
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[Woman screams in distance]
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Oh, for Christ sake...
Look at this.
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Evie...
a can of Schlitz beer.
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They don't even
make this stuff anymore.
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It's probably worth something.
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Well, that's a museum piece
right the...
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Oh, I'm swimming in butter
today.
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We got another one.
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It's gonna be a challenge,
but we can...
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We can drink it.
Ooh!
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That's what
I've been looking for.
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Winne...
Oh! It's got bees in it.
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Well, you know,
- Bees traditionally love Schlitz,
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but you know what to do to bees.
You collapse the can.
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[Growling]
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♪♪
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[ "Spanish Flea" plays]
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[Scoffs]
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Okay. Let's try this again.
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[Thud]
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♪♪
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[Tires screech]
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[Growls]
- [Screams]
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Come on!
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Should have stayed home.
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♪♪
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[Woman screams in distance]
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♪♪
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[Growls]
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[Grunts]
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[Body thuds]
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Jesus, Evie.
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Say, uh, Evie, can I ask you
a personal question?
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Exactly when
- Would you like to talk about
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that crazy chick
you just killed?
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Stan, look at that.
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♪♪
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What in the hell does that say?
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Aah! Oh, my God!
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Man:
It's all for the best.
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[Gasps]
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He was just slowin' you down.
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Who are you?
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I see you found my stick.
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I hated parting with it,
but clearly, you needed it.
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It's gonna make it easier
to deal with them.
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Wait, you...
you left this for me?
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Oh, those two don't fight fair.
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As it is...
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we both stuck here.
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[Dialing]
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Hello! Mrs. Modig?
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Yes. We're taking a survey.
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Would you rather
have your teeth whitened
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by "Mighty Whities,"
"Fun N' Gums,"
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or "Good Times in Your Mouth"?
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What?
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Go... what myself?
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The time loop...
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I mean, surely,
you notice it by now.
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I mean, somethin's supposed to
happen today,
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but it ain't gonna happen
if you die.
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Ain't gonna happen if that gal
from the forest dies, either,
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'cause if
any one of you dies...
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I mean,
- We startin' all over again.
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W-W-What is
supposed to happen?
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Well, you supposed to destroy
Constable Eccles.
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I'm supposed to kill a guy
who's been dead for 400 years?
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Well, if you continue down
this path here,
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you're gonna find him
very much alive.
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Now, it ain't gonna be as simple
as a big stick to the head,
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I'll tell you that right now.
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[Dialing]
268
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,472
Oh, hello. Yes.
269
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:49,443
Is this the office
of the Klu... Klux...
270
00:11:49,443 --> 00:11:52,013
Oh, my God.
Never mind. So...
271
00:11:52,912 --> 00:11:57,182
[Groaning]
272
00:11:57,184 --> 00:12:00,054
Terrible. Whew.
273
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,723
Now, the secret cemetery,
274
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,062
hmm, the one with
- The 172 witches buried in it?
275
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,987
I know it.
276
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:10,232
Yeah, well, what you don't know
is there's 173 graves there.
277
00:12:11,263 --> 00:12:13,233
And the last one...
278
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,333
it belongs to Eccles.
279
00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:18,895
Although the nameplate on it
says, "Avner."
280
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,965
It's his way
of hiding in plain sight.
281
00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:26,035
Now, you must dig up the grave
and take out his eyes.
282
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:27,806
T-Take o...
283
00:12:27,814 --> 00:12:29,184
[Laughs]
284
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,352
Wow.
285
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,821
Sorry, it's, uh...
Just when I thought
286
00:12:33,820 --> 00:12:36,350
things couldn't get any weirder,
you know...
287
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,116
The eyes of the grave
have seen his death.
288
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:41,956
And when they look
into the soul,
289
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:44,362
then he will meet his true end,
290
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:48,034
and the time will close
once and for all.
291
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,204
And...
292
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:53,102
and my friend...
He'll be okay?
293
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,466
To save him,
294
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,944
you're gonna have to
go back to the beginning.
295
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,982
How?
296
00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,108
I don't know.
297
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,512
Although
you could kill yourself.
298
00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:02,505
Great.
299
00:13:02,516 --> 00:13:05,146
Oh, don't worry, gal.
300
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,522
You in luck!
301
00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:07,850
[Screeching]
302
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:08,854
[ "Spanish Flea" plays]
303
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,055
God damn it!
304
00:13:11,057 --> 00:13:12,987
[Thud]
305
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:16,563
Narrator: The baby rattleremerges from its leathery egg,
306
00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:19,263
seeking maternal comfortand murder.
307
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,266
Been there, done that. [Sighs]
308
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:23,128
[Telephone rings]
309
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,266
Yeah?
310
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,801
Hey, Stan, um, listen...
311
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,266
I don't...
- I don't have time to explain,
312
00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:30,144
but, uh, I need a big favor.
313
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:32,113
No, today's not
a very good day.
Denise: Oh, crap!
314
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,252
[Grunts]
315
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:39,279
It's no problem.
I can leave immediately.
316
00:13:44,390 --> 00:13:47,160
Kevin:
Hey there, Sheriff.
317
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,560
Kevin.
318
00:13:49,563 --> 00:13:52,403
Want to see a dead body?
319
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,869
Little cemetery humor.
320
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:59,269
I'm looking for a grave
marked "Avner."
321
00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:03,167
You know about that?
322
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,376
Know about what?
323
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,537
Well, the...
the town ledger
324
00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:10,076
has 172 people burned
for witchcraft buried here
325
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,183
and, you know, over there.
326
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,285
But there's 173 graves,
327
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:18,457
and "Avner" is the one name
not in the ledger.
328
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:21,128
Where is it?
329
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,928
Say, Kev, those are fabulous.
330
00:14:24,931 --> 00:14:27,531
[Chuckles] Come on.
331
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:29,631
[Sighs]
332
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:32,336
There it is...
Avner.
333
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,869
Well, uh...
334
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,374
whatever happens
from here on out
335
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,006
is none of my business.
336
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,581
Yeah, you, uh... You go ahead
and get us started,
337
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,209
and I, uh...
I'll be back in a jiff.
338
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:45,145
[Groans]
339
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,353
[Grunts]
340
00:14:49,356 --> 00:14:52,016
[Groans]
341
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:55,455
That's the thing about Hendrix
is he only made three albums,
342
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,502
and "Band of Gypsys" was live.
343
00:14:57,497 --> 00:14:59,157
Now, Bootsy Collins...
344
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:01,165
[Shovel thuds]
345
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:04,037
I think we're here.
346
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,167
Now, you see what happens
when we work together?
347
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,312
You didn't...
348
00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,307
I did all the diggin'.
349
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,639
Now, don't be conceited, Kevo.
It's not flattering.
350
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:13,645
Now, see if you can
hump that thing up.
351
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:16,247
I'm gonna go find a place
to throw this out.
352
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,249
I'm all about the environment.
353
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,191
[Sighs]
354
00:15:21,187 --> 00:15:22,347
[Shovel clangs]
355
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,585
[Coffin creaking]
356
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,662
[Grunts]
357
00:15:28,662 --> 00:15:29,992
[Sighs]
358
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:33,196
Outstanding effort, Kevo.
359
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,699
Outstanding.
360
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,001
[Sighs]
361
00:15:36,002 --> 00:15:37,242
All right.
362
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,097
Let's open it up.
363
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,135
[Both grunting]
364
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:41,641
Ooh.
365
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,108
I have one last favor there,
little buddy.
366
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,424
Reach in there and pinch out
those eyeballs for me.
367
00:15:54,586 --> 00:15:57,016
Here we go.
368
00:15:57,023 --> 00:15:59,423
Here you go.
369
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,095
Did you get the eyes?
370
00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,428
I, uh... I went ahead
and brought you the whole head.
371
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,444
I figured you'd want
to take the eyes out yourself.
372
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:11,467
Gee, thanks.
373
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:15,611
Now I'm the asshole?
Give me a break.
374
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:22,706
All right, any second now,
375
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:24,576
we should see, like,
a-a crazy-looking girl
376
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:25,684
run out into the road.
377
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:27,115
[Scoffs] What else is new?
378
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,450
You know,
when I was a wee tot...
379
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:29,615
Just when we see her,
380
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,222
I need you
to take her home, okay?
381
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,764
And do what with her,
give her a job?
382
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,589
Can she fix things?
She good with tools?
383
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:35,664
S-Slam on your brakes.
384
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,332
Why?
- Slam on your brakes!
385
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,130
I don't see any...
Hey! You...
386
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,602
[Tires screech]
For the love
of God!
387
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:43,200
[Crashing, glass shatters]
388
00:16:52,611 --> 00:16:55,451
♪♪
389
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,748
[Groans]
390
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:01,492
[Breathing heavily]
391
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,558
♪♪
392
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,234
[Thud]
393
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,300
Jell-O.
394
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,727
♪♪
395
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,472
[Grunting]
396
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,567
Take that.
397
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,568
Ah, bring it to the car.
398
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,640
[Tires screech]
399
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,109
♪♪
400
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,567
Okay, little nightgown girl...
401
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,206
Why don't you go ahead
402
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,441
and drop that knife
- You got tucked in there, huh?
403
00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:27,776
Drop it, drop it.
404
00:17:27,781 --> 00:17:29,281
Let it go.
[Knife clangs]
405
00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,522
Perfect, perfect.
406
00:17:30,517 --> 00:17:32,217
You follow directions very well,
Wendy.
407
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,748
You're a lot more dangerous
than you look.
408
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:35,323
Watch your head.
There you go.
409
00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,061
Speaking of heads...
410
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,317
[Engine starts]
411
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:39,594
And we're good.
412
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,462
Heading off with the head,
413
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,661
asked for the eyes.
414
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:46,162
♪♪
415
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,743
[Growling]
416
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,569
So, uh...
417
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,535
You from around here?
418
00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,384
What would you say
you do for fun?
419
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,450
Praying.
You pray.
420
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,750
Boy, that's fun.
421
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,621
That's a goddamn
barrel of monkeys.
422
00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:10,460
My friend Steve...
He prayed a lot.
423
00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:13,217
Steve's dead...
horrible tragedy.
424
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:17,556
Taken away too young,
like all the great ones.
425
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,834
Janis, Jim Morrison.
426
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:21,303
Oh.
427
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,671
Mark Smith from a county over.
428
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:26,670
He's a stone mason.
429
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:29,773
[Birds chirping]
430
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:31,343
♪♪
431
00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:37,321
Evie!
432
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:40,420
Did you bring the eyes?
433
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,590
Well...
434
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,148
brought the head.
435
00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:44,586
It comes with eyes.
436
00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,421
This way.
437
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:49,686
♪♪
438
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:52,256
Uh...
439
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,665
♪♪
440
00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,836
Man: Evie.
441
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:01,209
Evie.
442
00:19:01,207 --> 00:19:03,877
[Laughs maniacally]
443
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,177
Ah.
444
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:08,678
Thank you for the eyes.
445
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:12,351
[Laughs]
446
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:15,789
No, no, no, no.
447
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,288
Go slow.
448
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,190
[Evie grunts]
449
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:23,492
See, you got
a nasty bump, there.
450
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,496
Where am I?
451
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,298
Relax, dear.
452
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,765
All is as it should be.
453
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,172
[Grunts]
454
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,714
I got my eyes now.
455
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,908
♪♪
456
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:41,648
I was able
to close the time loop.
457
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,478
Your eyes?
458
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:49,391
[Irish accent]
And my dear daughter...
459
00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:52,459
Constance is her name,
by the way.
460
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:55,488
She's in your time now,
461
00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:58,925
safe from those who would
use her to destroy me.
462
00:19:58,932 --> 00:20:02,772
What do you mean, "My time"?
463
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,869
And with her there
and you here...
464
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:07,214
I thought you might like to see
465
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,807
what happened
to Constance's mother.
466
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:11,509
[Groans]
467
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,647
No!
- [Wind howls]
468
00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,345
Evelyn Barret...
469
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:22,291
as Constable
- Of Willard's Mill Township,
470
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:27,558
I, Thaddeus Eccles, accuse you
of the crime of witchcraft.
471
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,560
[Indistinct shouting]
472
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,302
No.
473
00:20:31,297 --> 00:20:33,427
No.
474
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:34,773
No!
475
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:40,297
Narrator:
We now return to "Rattlers!Nature's Death Machine."
476
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,866
Since the dawn of time,man has wondered,
477
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:45,675
"What if my penis lived alonein the woods
478
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:47,408
and was poisonous?"
479
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:48,713
[TV turns off]
480
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:54,924
Mm.
481
00:20:57,823 --> 00:21:01,333
♪♪
482
00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:23,446
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