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[ skateboard wheels rolling ]

[ projector shutter clicking ]

[ music plays ]

[ cat meows ]

[ rattling ]

[ humming ]

Pretty bird.

Time to wake up mydears, it's morning!

Mmm? [ gruff mumbling]

[ snoring ]

[ startles awake ]

Oh, it's already morning!

I've got lots to do! I'll take my cap!

Ah, yes! [ grunts ]

[ kissing sound ]

Bonjour, Buttercup.

- Good morning, Laurent. - You look beautiful today.

Yes you do.

[ radio clicks and squeaks ]

Good morning, dear listeners! This is your

Madame Curie at her microphone, again.

Let's get happily out of bed, sweeties for a good body

work out!

Up, down! Up, down! Up, down! Up, down! 1, 2, 1, 2!

And stretch out those arms! 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2!

You bend those legs! 1, 2, 1, 2!

Oh yes that's nice! 1, 2, 1, 2!

[ banging and grunting ]

Aye corumba!

[ bell rings ]

[brushes teeth]

[ radio ] It's going to be a

beautiful morning! Until tomorrow morning, so long!

El diablo! I'm trapped in the box of storage while I'm

missing the taste of my porridge!

Hmm just a wee bit more.

Good luck.

To the table! Come on!

[ screams ] The cake is mine!

Any of us could say that. Let's just wait for Sir

Handsome.

[ grumbling ]

Senorita Buttercup my princess bright, like a log

did sleep your handsome knight.

Whoops. Pardon.

Of course. [ giggling ]

Throw it now, Laurent!

[ grunts, mutters ]

[ grumbles with disappointment ]

So is it settled yet? Who has a birthday, today?

[ slurping ]

Oh, I've got terrible luck!

Yes!

I'm not playing! That's Teddy's third birthday

in a row!

- To Teddy! - All the best!

Oh, you make such a nice cake.

You are a star, Buttercup!

[ heavy breathing ]

[ horn blowing ]

Woo!

[ purring ]

Aroba, aroba!

Teddy! Teddy, hurry up! No dawdling!

Passengers are waiting!

Mono me, let's go!

Take care of yourself, Buttercup.

Have a good trip, Teddy, and don't work to hard.

Bonjour, Buttercup.

Laurent, drive safely with them.

Au Revoir!

I'm off to slay that dragon brute my little princess

plump and cute! [ kissing and laughter ]

[ struggling noises ]

Handsome, don't forget your lucky charm so you

can finally beat that dragon.

Gracias my Buttercup. My lucky charm against the

brutal dragon's breath will shield me from

a firey death.

Be back in time for supper! Cherio!

Hey, wait up!

[ steam engine hisses ]

It's clean.

[ grunting ]

Oh, it's eight.

Hansome, don't go to sleep! Not now, the waiting

room is not for sleeping!

Huh? Just a quick rest, a siesta to rejuvenate

So I don't become a dragon's bait.

Attention, please! The international express: High

Tatras Alaska, Tokyo, Paris will pass

through platform one.

Ah, the Kasparov family is late as usual.

I'm off!

[ grunting ]

Au Revoir! [ whistle ]

Ah!

[ snoring ]

Break a leg, Handsome! - Mmhm.

It's late.

I'm late.

Take that, and that and that! I am the knight! See

my sword a slashing! I am here to give

you a thrashing!

[ deflating hiss ]

Ooh-la-la!

What's going on?

Good grief! You have pierced my dragon again.

That'll be fifteen crowns surcharge, you understand?

[ inflating hiss ]

Forward.... Take that! And that! You filthy beast!

Hmm.

What a lovely, fair gem. Oh, at last

I see you my doll.

Such soft and delectable hair, and plump

little fingers.

Hm. What's Madam Curie broadcasting?

Silly radio play!

You'll not turn me off, little lady!

It's time you know who I am! [ sinister laugh ]

[ humming ]

[ train whistle ]

Hello!

[ gasps ]

Walla!

[ evil laugh ]

[ screaming ]

Wooo!

[ wicked laughter ]

[ whispering ]

Proceed colonel with Operation Buttercup!

[ humming ]

[ gasp ]

Take that!

Ew! You nasty little creatures!

Get out of here!

Get back!

What are you doing in here? Get out of my house!

Get out!

This is my home!

No, no let's not be bad. Darling, don't kill

my snakey eye.

Get out of here, nasty thing!

Careful, don't get yourself dirty.

My, my Andrejka! What a mess here!

I told you not to rummage around.

It was not me, Grandma. I promise.

It wasn't, eh? Don't blame it on the cat.

Andrejka, hand me those clothes please.

[ gasps ]

[ angry murmurs ]

Andrejka, let's go before I lock you in here.

Look, Grandma what i found here!

What? Let me see. She's old enough to remember

the emperor.

So old fashioned. Leave her here.

- See how it looks. - But I like her, Grandma.

You have so many nicer dolls.

I'm going to take her!

There's nothing here for you.

But won't the dolly be sad here?

Oh she won't be. She has the tomcat.

Andrejka, don't tell me you weren't playing up here.

Ooo! Eh! Eee!

When we get down stairs take off your shoes.

It's filthy!

Aw, look grandmother it got stuck on the sole

of my shoe!

What? What is this here?

It's some kind of gunk. I'll scrape it off.

[ grunts ] I am not some

kind of gunk!

Tedddy! Sir Handsome! Laurent!

Friends, where are you?

What's wrong, Buttercup? Nobody here?

Such bad luck. You have to jump down,

no other choice.

Down into the abyss? Your eyes must be bad. It's very

deep; I'll surely die.

You won't, I'll lend you my umbrella.

Give it back to me at the bottom.

But I'm afraid, kind sir. - Stop dawdling, go!

Oh my!

[ chuckling ]

Oh!

Thank you, sir. Do you know how I can get home?

Ahh! You have to go this way, follow your nose, and

do not turn anywhere. [ sinister laughter ]

Are you sure?! Oh!

[ dialing ]

[ snoring, startling awake ]

This is the station master, go ahead.

Teddy, you'd better brace yourself!

A horrible accident!

There's been a horrible accident!

What's that rustling sound?

It's your head rustling!

Teddy, listen to me! Mrs. Nemechokova threw

Buttercup into the mountains!

Run quick for Sir Handsome! And tell Madame Curie

to announce a rescue party!

I'll be up there in a moment to meet you, and make sure

you get everyone you can- [ phone line snaps ]

Laurent, can you hear me?

What's going on? Do you hear me? Hello, hello?

Oooo! Haaaa! Oh! Oh!

Tomcat! The cat's chasing me! Allez-vous-en!

This is a fine mess!

What's happened here?

Buttercup? Hello?

Buttercup! Buttercup!

Buttercup!

Teddy!

Boys, can you hear me?

Sir Handsome! Sir Handsome!

Take that, and that and that! Hm?

Who dares come this way to interrupt my swordplay?

It's me, Handsome! I'm here! I'm here!

What kind of spell has fate ignited to drive you to me

so exicted?

Buttercup is lost in the mountains.

Oh no, how did this happen?

Come quickly. I'll tell you everything on the way.

And where is Laurent?

Get on! He's on the top. He said he'd meet us

on the top.

International border... what?

Finally, you have arrived. I welcome you to my realm.

Hello? Oh, please help me. I'm lost.

Don't worry, I will help you. [ evil cackle ]

No! No! Let go of me, you monster!

Help me!

Ah, welcome, my pretty plumpkin.

Who are you, sir? And what do you want from me?

You, of course, little pet.

Let me go, immediately!

Delightful!

[ laughter, mooing, grunting ]

Just as I'd imagined you'd be. You will like it here

with me. You will see.

Let me go! My friends will take care of you!

Oh, I'm scared. Do you mean this one?

Or these two?

- We should go this way. - No, this way.

[ laughter ]

Let me out! I want to go home.

Come now, not that; we won't become friends

that way, my lady.

[ grunting ]

Back!

My kitten shows her claws, but that must stop.

Get away! Get away!

Teddy! Sir Handsome! Laurent, help me!

[ grunting ]

I cannot see; turn around.

Alright.

I see her; we can go!

Quickly! Quickly! Hurry up; let's go, Handsome!

Strong legs, young man.

Yes, she's in there.

Madame Currie! Madame Currie, can you hear me?

Ooooo! Oy, yoy, yoy!

It is you! I thought it was that cat, again.

He wreaked havoc here. Lamps, transformer,

and capacitor, all smashed-fershtinkiner!

Madame Curie, please quick! Send out the alert!

Our Buttercup was lost! Lost!

And what do you think I am doing here?

First, I have to fix it.

But, our Buttercup-

I know everything. Our Buttercup was kidnapped

by the land of evil. I heard it over the waves.

Land of Evil? Where is that?

It's up to the very end of the world.

A long and wretched journey. Yeeee-aaaaah!

We're not afraid of Tomcat.

It's not about the cat. A golden head rules there,

and he is a powerful monster!

I'll take care of him in a flash!

[ groans as he falls ]

[ wincing ] Aah!

It's better that you go,

before you break everything here.

Go to the mountains.

We will catch up with you there.

Get up! Come now!

Come along!

And boldly we are off.

Do you know the way?

Have no fear, I'll forge the way.

We'll reach our goal, and save the day.

How do you like it in your new home, my dearie?

You'd better let me go. My friends will be back

home in a while, and I need to cook for them.

It seems you don't know who you are talking to.

I am most powerful, so you will do exactly as I say.

There is no out!

That's because you're so rude!

Thank you for the bath. You will regret that!

Drop the trap!

What? Where are you taking me?

Let me out of here!

I'm not staying here! I don't want this!

I'm not a bird!

I'm not going to stay in this cage!

Let me down!

[ singing ] * Give her to us!

* Give her to us! * Give her to us!

* We will take her! *Then we bake her!

* Pepper shaker! * Don't debate her!

* Add some tater! * Marinate her!

* Give her to us! * Give her to us!

* We will eat her!

Let me out!

[ whispering ]

You are right, doctor. We'll try something else.

Where are you taking me? Stop!

Sweep it out, little beauty.

Sir Handsome, when will we be there?

I can't go on.

We should have a snack. [ thunder ]

The storm ahead is cause for dread,

but we must be brave and forge ahead.

[ door unlocking, water rushing ]

Sir Handsome, run!

Keep moving!

[ gurgling ] [ gasping ]

[ gasping ]

Teddy! Teddy!

- Handsome! - Here I am!

Teddy, grab hold!

Grab! Be fearless! [ grunting ]

[ gasping ]

Oh, my.

The storm is gone; the path is clear. It's time to journey on from here.

So soon? Well, let's go!

Onward, and downward! Ahhh! [ big band music ]

I'll be down in one second.

I'm coming! I'm coming! Don't leave me!

Come on!

[ hammering ] Get in there. Go in there.

[ gasp ]

Aye corumba.

Aaaa-hoooopla!

[ grunting ]

Oops!

Oh, what a beautiful falcon!

My eyes deceive... Up the cliff the phantom lopes, without hand and without ropes.

[ grunting ] Here.

Oopla! Bien

[ grunting ]

I fear Madame Curie will never find us.

Do not dispair, my good friend. We will win our quest in the end.

[ grunting ]

Don't be afraid, Laurent. You can do it.

You're almost there.

[ purring ] You think this roomis clean?

[ laughing ]

If you're so smart then clean it yourself! I quit!

Our girl has still not come to her senses. [ door slams shut ]

[ buzzing ]

Go away!

Back you hairy little beast! Go away! Go away! Leave me alone!

Stop! Stop!

Go away! Go away!

[ screaming ] Aaaaah!

[ grunting ]

[ screaming ]

Oh!

[ grunting ]

[ grunting ] Up we go!

That turned out well, Handsome you oaf!

Now how do we get to Buttercup?

Sir Handsome, it doesn't look so good from here.

Let's go back.

With the moon as our candle to light the way, we will no longer stray.

Yes, I see. [ growling ] Ow, something bit me!

Where is my tinder box?

Ah ha, here. [ match strike ]

Aaaah.

[ growling ]

[ smacking ]

I wonder what our Buttercup is doing.

I'll leave her a piece of cake. She'll love it.

Here you go, Handsome. Play so we don't feel homesick.

[ gargling ]

[ harmonica music ]

[ panting ]

[ banjo music ] [ pots banging ]

[ giggling ]

[ hearty laughter ]

[ screaming ] Let me out of here! Let me out of here!

[ scream ] Ahh!

Sir Handsome, you're burning! Look at your feet!

[ screaming ] Oooooow! Fuego! Fuego! Fuego!

[ sizzle of fire extinguishing ]

The wise Duke once said, put out your fire before going to

bed, or it will devour you from feet to head.

Well that went well. Shall we go now?

Well that went well. Shall we go now?

[ purring ] Perfect, now clean it up again, girl.

[ laughing ]

[ gasp ]

[ sigh of relief ] [ radio powering on ]

Hello, hello Madame Curie here.

Can you hear me? Our Buttercup has been kidnapped by the Land of Evil.

I am organizing a rescue mission.

Come all mensches with a brave heart. Let us go against evil. All for one!

We will follow the steps of our brave comrades who have gone before us.

We will rise up to our best selves!

[ grunting ]

Ya! [ vacuum cleaner powering on ]

Look, Handsome. International border. No trespassing!

Ha! These signs of fear will not stop us here! [ laughing ]

If you say so...you go first.

Ah ha! Forward!

[ grunting ]

Wait!

Don't twist!

C'mon , please.

Hey, isn't this the shoe of our doll? Ah, luck finds us after all.

[ grunting ]

Get me the central control room.

Make copies of the criminals pictures at once, those who threaten our sovereign

empire of pleasure.

[ groans ]

[ sirens ]

Quick, finish boarding!

And go!

Dear citizens, our sovereign land has been infiltrated by dangerous criminals who go by

the names of Sir Handsome, Teddy, and Laurent.

Their intent is to carry out anti-state activities.

Our common good is threatened by these vile enemies.

I am declaring an emergency in our empire.

Remember, he who doesn't protect me isn't protecting himself.

[ laughing ]

You again?

What is this?

Order are orders, girl. You cannot escape. [ laughing ]

[ muttering ]

My birdie wanted to fly away, eh?

You're wasting your time. I'll never be yours.

Never! Never! Never!

[ whispering ]

That's a great plan, doctor. [ laughing ]

[ laughing ]

[ screaching ]

[ gasping ]

Up in the sky a ship does fly!

[ joyous yelling ]

Teddy, look up! Our friends to save our Buttercup!

Hey! Stop them! Stop them!

We're here! Down here!

Oh no.

[ joyous chatter ]

[ shrieking ]

Do not panic. It's better you know to drown them in the sea.

They're really starting to annoy me.

Let loose the Black Sea.

[ grunting ]

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Hello!

It's our Laurent.

How will he get down here to us?

Look out below!

[ gasp ]

They're trying to drown us. Quickly, come with me!

[ grunting ]

We will see who is who.

Put the waves at highest power.

Hurry! C'mon!

[ drilling ]

[ gasp ]

Stop! Get on board, everybody! Quickly!

Laurent!

Hold on, I'll get you!

Not even the mouse must survive, understand?

Not even that four eyes

That head is going to get it from us.

We're going to give him what for, right?

Don't worry, Rosie. We'll give it to him.

My people! You at the top, and you at the bottom, an insidious

enemy has invaded our peaceful land.

They come to steal Buttercup who chooses to live with us.

We will teach them a lesson. Everyone to their weapons!

Shoot at anything that moves!

You hear? All enemies coming in you must stop.

[ boom ]

[ screaming ]

Prepare to die.

Ooh Ra! [ cheering ]

Now for the food.

We must celebrate our victory! [ disco music ]

Ah, bravo, doctor.

Here's to the honor of our victory, and to my delectable prize.

Do I please you, dear?

Kiss me on the forehead, angel.

Yeee-Aaah! The chutzpah! We've come too late. The Head has charmed our shiksa.

I'll speak to her.

[ grunting ]

We have to convince her to return with us.

It is our duty.

A school boy far from meek, leads us to what we seek. [ laughter ]

Teddy. Teddy.

I'm here, Teddy.

Buttercup. Buttercup, what are you doing here?

Why don't you untie me, bear? I'll bake you a cake if you do.

Sir Beautiful, Sir Beautiful...

Here, here, here I am.

Schoolboy!

Come help me, Schoolboy!

Get down here you little squirt!

Give me my cigar, my dear.

I think it's this way.

What? Huh? Oh my goodness!

Sir Handsome, who's that?

Can you tell me Sir Handsome, where did you find her?

What did you say? I cannot hear. You should be happy I saved our dear.

I rescued her from the water. Just look at me!

I saved Buttercup from terrible dire by freeing her from the Evil Empire!

And do you want to tell me who I freed?

Are you blind? I'm Buttercup!

Where did you get her? - I'm Buttercup! - I'm Buttercup!

You're fake! - No, you're fake!

[ panting ]

[ arguing ]

Follow me, I found the real Buttercup! - Aye carumba!

Quickly! Quickly!

Stop! Be quiet!

Wait here!

[ alarm buzz ]

[ growling ]

What's that?

That's him! -There he is!

Here's our chance!

Who dares touch my treasure?

[ furious scream ]

I will destroy all of you! I will crush you!

Hello! Let me in!

Oh, look out!

[ screaming ] Oh, let go of me you crazy bird!

[ screaming ]

[ yelling ]

[ screaming ]

[ shattering noise ]

[ crashing noise ]

[ grunting ]

Quickly, everyone come here! Come help me!

Here! Here! Hurry, here she is!

Don't crowd! Slowly! Slowly! Carefully!

[ gasping ]

Buttercup, wake up.

She's not moving. I have an idea!

I know mouth to mouth... I swear!

Wait! I'll wake her.

[ groaning ] Oh, my friends.

You're safe.

How did you find me, and where's the Head?

The head is no more, but we still have enemies here like flies.

Hurry, to the boat!

Wait Madame Curie, I've got something to do. Our Buttercup can't run with only one shoe.

Thank you.

To dear Teddy, this must be for me.

[ sniffing ]

[ rattling ]

Oh, that is beautiful.

Oh, we're in a mess. How will we get home?

I don't know.

Come down and help me.

Oooooh...?

[ ticking ]

[ shattering noise ]

[ scream ] Ahh! Ugh!

Oh! Not that!

[ screaming ] No! No! Help!

[ screaming ]

Teddy!

Hold on, Teddy!

[ straining ]

Ooo. It's wonderful... how pretty. [ to one another ]

Everyone...

I don't wish to be impolite friends, but who has a birthday today?

We do, all of us have birthdays today. We were all born anew. Happy Birthday.

Salon! Mazel tov!

All the best!

Happy Birthday! [ to one another ]

Happy birthday, Teddy! - Happy birthday, Madame Curie!

I love you all! [ hearty laughter ]

Happy birthday, friends!