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Woman: We have been expecting you.

Man: That's $10,000.

- Whose is it? - Foryou.

Our land has been conquered by a barbaric race.

We would like you to escort the present heir to the throne

back to our people in Spain so she can help to lead the army

for many years, a great number of poor people has sacrificed

- for what? - Woman: For me.

I have the great honor to present Princess Elizabeth Maria de borgos...

Direct descendant of one of our most noble families.

And we're willing to pay any amount for her safe conduct to Spain.

And I don't know nothin' about no barbarians.

Hell, I don't even know where this place Spain is you're talkin' about.

You raise this pot here...

Lady, I'll take you any goddamn place you want to go.

Is that the kind of respect you show for royalty?

And I happen to be a businessman.

If I really thought you were a Princess,

Let me go!

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Leave him alone! He knows nothing!

What the hell is that supposed to be? Mm!

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- What's that? - It was built by the moors

when they came here years ago

to help my people conquer the barbarians.

In this place, they once kept the treasure of Rodrigo.

- The what? - The treasure of Rodrigo.

- The moors. - The what?

- The moors. - Now, lady,

them people are fixin' to "fonch" upon one another.

Best we get the hell out of here.

They're fightin' everywhere. Let's go. Come on.

That's the moorish army. They've come to help my people.

- You must do something! - What do you want me to do?

And I command you to shut up, lady,

because you're gettin' on my nerves.

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You butchers! You pigs!

You don't understand who you're speaking to!

No, you are the one who doesn't understand.

I am a Princess, Elizabeth Maria de borgos.

And offer you the hospitality of my humble house.

I accept nothing that is already mine.

I am the rightful ruler of this land.

You own nothing but the army of that man!

This little woman here fell off her horse

Ah, come on, you guys.

If you really think she's a Princess,

You come to my country, and you insult me.

- I kill you both! - Diego!

If I've told you once,

you must never lose control in front of the men.

Huh?

Hey, come back here! Where are you going?

Where are you going, you bunch of foreigners?

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O mighty stallion of Rodrigo, we salute you!

There's the emir. Get him.

My name is morelia. You are among friends.

Morelia: This is the Princess's emir,

Listen, ask him about my money, will ya?

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until Rodrigo's treasure has been found.

I was supposed to bring her to you, and I did,

He's dying!

Please, tell us the secret of the treasure.

Is the only one who can claim the treasure.

Morelia: Please, emir, we have to know.

They got everything in this country!

- What's going on? - Diego's men are searching the town.

You barbarian fellas think it's funny

to hang a man by his feet, don't ya?

Now, you go back and tell your boss I'm comin' in,

and I want to make a deal about the treasure.

This is the ancient fortress of Rodrigo.

- All right, you wait for me here. - Be careful.

My old lady never raised no dummies.

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Well, get that animal out of the way, and I'll take you to him.

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How 'bout a new kind of looking glass...

I bring from big country... America.

That's a nice hat for your wife.

Oh, looks like you've been robbing the cradle, there, chief.

You kill six...

Six of my men!

You dare to tell me...

If he kills me, you'll never get your treasure!

Where? Where is it? Give it to me!

You tell him I'll trade him even up...

- I'll kill you! - Diego!

I think it's time we had a little talk.

Who?

No, I don't suppose you would know him.

Shakespeare.

Richard was a very interesting man.

Oh, you son of a gun!

Oh, they're not for me.

They're for them.

But don't they get nervous with those guys watching up there?

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This guy's a cripple.

And he's crazy. Completely crazy.

But he must be doing something right.

I've been trying to make a deal with the wrong guy.

Tell me, do you like what you have seen?

I've been waitin' all my life for somethin' like that.

Well, perhaps I can arrange for you to have it.

Sombra: See?

We have taken very good care of your friend.

What about Diego? Where does he fit into this thing?

- Okay, Richard, I... - My name is not Richard!

But I need the little woman to claim it.

I'll release her, and then we'll go and claim it together...

Princess: I don't know what kind of arrangement you have made,

but I will not go anywhere with this man.

I don't care nothin' about that treasure, and I don't care nothin' about you.

You don't care nothing about anything.

And get out of this trashy goddamn country of yours.

But you know we can't trust him.

One thing at a time, lady. One thing at a time.

How would you girls like to visit the states someday?

Oh, dear god,

they got some ugly-looking women in this country.

Sombra: Hey, partner.

Now, where do you think you're going?

Look, lady, until I get my money,

now, somebody tell me what the hell's going on around here.

I'm sorry. This is one of our most sacred traditions.

The Princess will not be able to claim the treasure

unless she makes the long journey through the trials of death.

- The what? - Man: The trials of death,

a venture full of magic and the unknown.

They are the only way to claim Rodrigo's treasure.

After many men had died in the attempt,

a time came when no one else would try.

So the tradition and the secret of the treasure

man: Now, mister, you're crazy.

Now, if all them guys got killed tryin', how do you expect her to do it?

If the heir apparent is a woman or a child,

a loyal subject who must carry no weapon

I'm going, and nobody can stop me.

Lady...

But I'll break your goddamn legs for you.

All right, what are we gonna do about this thing?

Well, I could certainly do this kind of thing better than you.

However, there is one small problem.

Well, you know how it is when one's crippled.

You'll have some good days... And some bad.

And today is just one of those bad days, right?

You know, I'm really happy you came along, partner.

That's very nice of you to say.

Now, all you people in them coffins,

I don't believe in this kind of stuff.

So don't be trying to turn me into no damn wolf.

Hey!

Anybody home?

Oh, my god, I'm black! I'm dyin'!

Now, what the hell kind of treasure is that?

What happened?

They...

I told you. They plotted together.

Now you've got to get me a doctor,

because I've turned black all over, and I think I'm gonna die.

Oh, my god! Zepeda's necklace!

- The scorpion's sting. - Man: The what?

Death comes to whoever claims it. They say El cid had it at valencia.

Shut up! Give it to him!

You take it, or I'll drive this dagger through your black throat.

What?

Nothing.

- It was nothing. - Why do you laugh?

In another moment, you'll lose your temper and he'll be dead,

and then you'll never find your treasure.

Don't listen! Don't listen. He tried to betray you.

That's right, Diego. Listen to

Who'd sell his mother for the price of a new hat with feathers!

Come, sweet counselor. Tell us.

If I did betray Diego for the treasure, where is it?!

That's right. You don't know, do you?

You think that Diego is a fool,

that you can whisper anything that you like into his ears

and he will believe you... Well, you're wrong!

He knows that if I had this treasure in my hands, I would bring it to him!

Bullshit.

There's no real reason for you to share the same fate as your friend.

Just tell me where the treasure is.

If you won't tell me, then take your secret to the grave with you.

Well, come on!

Why, hello.

It's a shame to waste a beautiful woman like you.

All right. Everybody go out.

Oh, I'm glad I didn't shoot you two bastards.

It would've been too quick.

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The flames are very low, so it's up to you

whether you'll be rare, medium, or well done.

Sombra: When you decide to tell us where the treasure is,

But you... you must help me.

Anything. Anything you want.

- I want the treasure. - I've got the treasure.

Well, this... This will seem like child's play

to what I'll do to you.

I-I ain't iyin'.

No! No!

You'd better keep your doors closed to him,

or we'll burn this village and everything in it to the ground!

Is Diego afraid of this pretty little necklace

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But... but I thought you said the treasure was here.

You're gonna find out...

That I am the biggest goddamn liar you ever met.

Now, don't turn around.

Now, you're gonna deliver a message to Diego for me.

No, please. No, don't make me do it. I won't do it!

No! No, you can't make me do it!

Now, listen to me, you little worm,

Or I'll kill you if you don't.

Close your eyes and open your mouth!

Swallow!

Oh, please, no!

You will be stuffed, my little goose,

But, oh, when they just keep puttin' it to you, buddy,

and they're stompin' on your ass,

Ain't no white man alive gonna handle them barbarian whores.

- It's your choice. - Oh...

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Well, what do you got in mind, lady?

Havin' a couple drinks?

Or if you like, we could take a little walk in the moonlight.

What's going on?

All you men, come with me!

Sombra: To the door! To the door!

You go that way. The rest of you come with me.

Close the door! Close it!

What do you say there, big fella?

Right?

Now, this is what I call a scorpion's sting.

No! No!

Now, any man who would try to roast a fella like a pig

Garbage, buddy.

Man: Hey, Richard! Hey, Richard!

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this is my kingdom! You can't tell me to leave!

Sombra: Shh!

It's been right here under our noses all the time.

This is madness, trying to kill each other.

Let's come to some agreement. Let's... let's make a deal!

Man: All right.

But first, let the Princess go.

He must be here. Go get him. Kill him!

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You want to share in this treasure, you'll do as I say. Now, go on!

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Alfonso: Sombra, he's not in here. Why did you lock the door?

He gets burned!

Alfonso: No, sombra. Sombra!

Sombra, let me out. Let me out!

No!

Sombra!

Now, that's one hell of a way to treat a Princess, ain't it?

I couldn't sleep nights if I let you go.

Only... give me a chance.

Just... give me a chance.

Just like you gave that little gypsy girl.

You think I'm just another pitiful hunchback

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no, no. Don't be fooled by my appearance.

Okay, Richard!

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- huh? - Now, you go for it.

Made glorious summer by this son of York.

And all the clouds that lowered upon this house

in the deep bosom of the ocean buried!

Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths,

our bruised arms hung up for monuments,

our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,

our dreadful marches to delightful measures.

Unfinished...

Sent before my time into this breathing world,

scarce half made up, and that so lamely and unfashionable

that dogs bark at me as I halt by them!