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Those who say money can't buy happiness

are either penniless,

or they can't stand you getting rich.

There's a drawback to sudden wealth.

You can't decide what to buy.

But in Firoz's words, "What's there to decide?"

A fancy office makes your business seem legit.

Add a secretary saying in English...

MKG Publishing. How may I help you?

...then no one will question your money source.

This is a fully furnished flat, sir. Just like you asked.

We have more flats on this floor,

both ready to move in.

-Two flats. -I didn't know printing paid so well.

-Yes. Actually, our family is rich. -Okay.

And with banks lowering rates,

property's a good investment.

Hey, move aside.

Hey, mister, step aside.

Yes, turn left. Turn.

Who the hell parked this car here?

Is a tank really necessary here?

Tough guys ride in tanks. Valet!

Tonight, we'll party till we throw up!

Handle her like your wife, park it with care.

Yes, sir.

-No, I'll park it myself. Move! -Hey!

The clubs that used to kick us out,

now roll out the red carpet.

Making money is easy.

But class? That's a different game.

Fuck!

Sir, the nation wants to know

why you started to crack down on fake currency all of a sudden?

When I took charge, I tuned into the FICN issue.

Since the media has just now realized it,

they think it's something new.

Sir, several FICN consignments were caught at the border last month.

Yes, our team did a commendable job.

But this is not the time to rest on our laurels.

Sir, actually, you made a claim

that you'd completely rooted out the fake currency bills.

But, as per our reports, there have been no arrests.

Who is so determined on denting the Indian currency?

The investigation is on.

We're looking into it.

-Thank you. Bye. Jai Hind. -Thank you, sir.

-Sir, we... -What's with these new questions?

I wonder who they stand with?

Confused journalism.

Sorry, sir. The Urban Ministry officials are here.

Should I send them in?

-Yes, please do. -Okay, sir.

-Listen, don't bring such clowns to me. -Yes, sir.

Sir, I have a suggestion.

You should focus on social media.

Everyone with 4G has an opinion.

You are a minister. Very good in public skills.

People will connect. Your following will increase.

What do you want, Michael?

-Sir, we have a problem. -I knew it. Go on.

They managed to smuggle new fake bills into India.

About 12,000 crores.

-12,000? -Yes, sir.

-12,000 crores. -Yes, sir.

-Who else knows about it? Just us? -Yes, sir.

-The public doesn't know about it? -No, sir.

What's the worry then?

Won't your machines detect them?

Sir, may I say something?

The new bills are very accurate, sir,

and our machines aren't detecting them.

It's called a supernote.

Madam, why are you naming their bills?

Supernote, Spidernote, Batnote... What?

No... Can't we do anything?

Sir, do you have a 2,000 note?

What?

Do you have a 2,000?

-No. -Yes, I have one.

Thank you, sir.

What are you doing?

The real and fake bills can only be identified by burning them.

A red flame means it's a fake bill.

Don't worry.

It's great to see Grandpa active again.

Yes, it's good that he doesn't remember what happened.

You are such an asshole!

Shut up and listen!

Don't start showing off all that you bought.

Come on. Let's surprise Grandpa.

I KRANTI MAGAZINE

I Kranti, Grandpa.

Along with our paper, Kranti's available online too.

Why I Kranti?

The domain name was taken.

But Kranti is our publication. Right?

How could anyone else take it?

Grandpa!

The online world is very competitive. You don't even know.

Guys register many names beforehand

and then sell them for a fortune.

We could get, "Kranti Magazeen," "Krantii Magazine,"

"K-K-K-Kranti Magazine."

You mean, readers will think that I am into numerology at this age.

That's why it's I Kranti... No, closed fist.

-...is the best. -Best.

Anything for you, Grandpa. I got a great new tech team.

They will handle I Kranti.

You wanted to go online. Now, we are online.

Now, go spread the revolution.

What do you say?

Awaken the young generation, Grandpa.

So, you are quoting me now?

No, Grandpa.

You always wanted your thoughts to reach everyone, right?

So, Uncle, access I Kranti only. Don't open strange websites.

Hey!

Grandpa, look.

I've flipped it three times. It's been 15 minutes.

Flip it a fourth time.

Yes!

Show it to me.

It's difficult to decide whose work is worse.

Okay, you win.

Grandpa, I'm not a kid anymore. You don't have to let me win.

No. It's really that bad, you are the absolute winner!

Here, your reward.

Who do you think you are?

Who do you think you are? How dare you use that girl to insult me publicly?

-Sir, I didn't. I never told her. -Who gave her the lighter?

You know everything, right?

I know what fuels your lighter.

And now you will see the fire within me.

Sir, only one thing.

Please, don't announce in the media that we won the war.

What? Why?

Let's catch the fake bills first. Then you can do anything you like.

Michael, elections are around the corner.

What's the problem if I declared victory against counterfeiting?

You wasted crores on Dhanrakshak

and now you say that box is useless?

Please, don't get angry.

It's a supernote, sir.

It's just a fucking bill!

Go and find the culprit!

Clean up the mess you've made.

I'm telling you, this is your last chance.

Remember that I'm running out of kindness.

If you mess up this time,

I'll shut down this unit and have you nishkashit.

Sir, what is nishkashit?

Termination!

There is more to Hindi than profanity. Learn it.

Thank you. Bye. Jai Hind!

Sir. All okay, sir?

Really a great job. He is brainless.

MUMBAI

No place like home, right?

Really? Then move in back here

-and sell off that sea-facing flat. -Never!

Uncle is coming.

Just listen to whatever he says. Okay?

Uncle, please, come in!

Where have you been?

Did you see how happy everyone is?

Grandpa is so happy.

Isn't he? Sunny, speak up.

What is it, Uncle?

You don't agree?

Everyone being happy doesn't make you right.

Let's talk in the morning, please. It's getting late.

-If Mr. Madhav finds out... -How would he?

Unless you tell him about it.

I wanted to talk to you one last time.

And you won't like it.

All I wanted was for you not to end up as criminals.

Let it be, Uncle.

It's all about perspective.

Sunny, when one falls from a great height,

at first, it feels like flying.

Take care, son.

See, bro?

I didn't say a word, okay?

Well, thank you.

He's always after me. As if you haven't done anything.

God!

You're done with Megha, right? Why are you still talking?

Hey, don't read my personal messages.

Personal? Is that how it is now?

Yes, it is.

I don't need to read them.

-I can read your face. -Beat it!

That grin when you read her messages gives it all away.

Get lost.

Remember, Sunny, when one takes off from a great height,

he feels like he is falling!

He feels like he is flying!

Let it be!

Learn the lines, idiot.

Go on and talk to Megha.

-Hi, Megha. -"Hi, Megha."

No, I'm free only.

That's just a dog on the street.

Asshole, you are the dog!

Your Honor, we are aware of and respect

all that Mr. Michael has done for our country

as a law enforcement officer.

But we can't give him custody of the child.

We submit our plea on the grounds of gross negligence.

As a father, as a husband,

Mr. Michael has been extremely irresponsible and insensitive.

And our arguments have proved this.

-Objection. -Objection on what ground?

-Go ahead, Miss. -Thank you, Your Honor.

Mr. Michael, you are a law enforcement officer.

Do you have a gun?

Yes.

Do you have a locker at home?

Of course.

So, do you always keep your gun safely in that locker,

or do you sometimes forget it on the dining table or sofa?

I keep it in safe.

That's not true, Mr. Michael.

Let me explain for the benefit of the court

how Mr. Michael has often been reckless with the gun

-in the presence of his son. -Say something.

Let me ask you this, Mr. Michael.

-Do you drink? -Objection!

-Leading question! -This is important

to illustrate him as a father.

Okay. Answer it.

There are other cases waiting.

Yes, I do.

Do you drink daily?

It's expensive. I can't afford it.

It's costly...

No, madam. I don't drink daily, madam.

I drink, but only on social occasions.

And I never drink and drive.

Because you can't drive.

-Did she come here with me? -Excuse me?

I'm sorry.

Anyway. Mr. Michael has been spotted drinking every day

at Jwala Tasty Corner.

Every single day.

He's also harassed people and created a nuisance. Your Honor...

Say something.

...you think he can handle a child?

You know what? I mean...

-Mr. Kumar. -Yes?

I think you need to reframe your defense.

-The court can grant another date. -No, madam...

I don't wanna make him look bad.

I understand, but this is how it is.

Just stay calm, and let me do the talking.

-I've seen so many men get away with this. -Rekha!

Rekha!

-Why do you listen to her? -You don't have to answer.

-Mr. Michael, please, leave. -Don't listen to her.

She is defaming me.

Am I that bad?

I said, please, leave. Or I'll call the police.

Call. Call the police.

Are you married? Are you divorced?

-Excuse me? -Surely divorced.

-Michael! -You're wrecking our marriage.

-You've overstepped. Stop. -Michael.

No. Let him continue,

-I'm enjoying this. -Sorry.

-He made my case easier. -Rekhu.

What do you win by taking my son away from me?

It's hard without you and him, Rekha. I can't take it.

You should have thought about it before making drunk calls to harass her.

Michael, what is she saying?

-You have proof? -I have all the call records.

Okay. How much does she pay you?

I'll pay double. Just let me talk to my wife.

Michael!

This is exactly why you need to stay away from Vyom.

Michael, please. Let's not create a scene here. Please!

Please, Michael, just listen to me.

I want to help you.

You are helpless yourself.

How can you help me?

Did you see her lawyer? She's a bloody shark!

I want a shark female lawyer. Not you.

Michael, learn to speak the truth.

I'll become a shark too.

I'll rip them apart.

Hey, listen! He is useless.

Don't hire him!

Mich...

Listen, for this money