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You sure can hold your drink, Chizuru.

Have some more.

Thank you.

What are you doing,

Ruka-chan?

We can't!

Seriously... We can't!

Bathroom break for me.

But Kazuya-san's in there.

Oh, right. I forgot.

Slide

Sorry.

I know I crossed a line there.

But I don't want to lose.

I have no regrets.

That stuff about your first kiss tasting of lemons or strawberries was a lie, huh?

Mine just tasted a bit like booze.

Oh, Ruka-chan. Where's Kazuya-san?

He's using the bathroom.

Rent-a-Girlfriend

"Ring and Girlfriend"

Welcome back, Kazuya-san.

Took you long enough, Kazuya.

Y-Yeah?

Didn't you need the bathroom?

Oh, well, I don't need to anymore.

Are you two okay? You both look pale.

Yeah, where did all your energy go? Did something happen?

N-Nah, we're totally... good!

Nothing about this is good!

An unmitigated disaster

What was that all about? A kiss? Holy crap!

Ruka-chan and me? Why'd we kiss? Why now?

You two are acting weird.

But I don't want to lose.

I was putting her through more stress than I realized.

I mean, just thinking about it...

This whole fake relationship began because Mizuhara and I didn't want to be exposed.

There were signs this was coming.

How she forced her way into my place,

her little "parting gift,"

and the way she snapped at Mami-chan...

I backed her into a corner!

And now...

Huh? Kiss?

Where did that come from?

Well, we've been dating for six months.

A normal couple would've kissed by now, but I won't push my luck.

It's just...

I thought it would be such a happy moment to share my first kiss with someone I love.

It was your first, Ruka-chan?

Are you sure you wanted it to be with me? Hell no, that's obviously not right!

Wasting your first kiss on this pathetic excuse for a relationship...

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry, Ruka-chan!

This is on me! It's all my fault!

Oh, I nearly forgot.

I have a gift for you, Chizuru-san.

That box...!

It's the ring my husband gave me when he proposed.

The engagement ring?

The implications..!!

It went to Harumi-san later,

but we were talking, and we wanted to give it to you to celebrate your 20th birthday.

Right, Harumi-san?

Yes, please have it.

Yeah, no! On a scale of nope to nope, nope!

She can't accept that!

Who would give an engagement ring to a girlfriend who just turned 20?!

Who gives a family heirloom to a rental girlfriend?!

I hope it suits you!

You're getting carried away, Gran.

What kind of insane situation is this?

We have nothing else to offer you,

It may be old, but it's quality.

and this bag of bones couldn't think of an appropriate gift for an angel like you...

Oh, no...

Tee hee.

Wait!

I can't take something so important to you!

It's fine. We want you to have it.

B-But...

Mizuhara can't deal with this. And of course she can't!

She's probably never faced a situation like this before!

I gotta figure something out, and fast!

What's with the hand?

What does this mean? What are you trying to tell me, Ruka-chan?

Duh! This has gotta be hard for her to watch, too.

What do I do? What can I do?

I'm thinking of quitting the rental girlfriend job.

I figure it's about time to move on.

Would you please try it on?

I really can't...

We can't accept it.

Well, I do understand, but there's no need to overthink it.

It's not about that.

I can't have Chizuru accepting that ring!

This is it.

What do you mean, Kazuya?

There's no other way.

I'm sorry about this.

I know you love Chizuru.

I know you'll hate me for doing this during the birthday party.

Gran's gonna bawl her eyes out!

I don't wanna see it!

Or maybe she'll disown me?

Either way, it's gonna suck.

But there's no avoiding it anymore.

I know I'm going to put a damper on things, but this can't keep going.

Mizuhara and I going on dates is stressing Ruka-chan out.

I have to do this for her, too.

Besides, I need to end this...

sooner rather than later.

Then do it right here, and now, tonight!

I just can't let things stand.

Thanks for everything, Mizuhara.

Stay calm and hear me out.

Chizuru and I...

Forgive me, Ruka-chan!

I can't continue with this farce if it's gonna keep hurting people!

We... We broke...

S-Sorry!

Third Hospital

Itabashi, Tokyo

Excuse me for a moment.

Hello? This is Ichinose.

What? Really?!

I'll be right there!

Please handle things!

That was the moment everything began.

My grandma lost consciousness...

Rent-a-Girlfriend

We're BFFs.

Itabashi Third Hospital

Itabashi Third Hospital

I'll handle the fare. You two go on ahead.

But the money...

Let's go.

Please be there for Chizuru.

Granny Sayuri!

Oh, Kazuya-kun! And Chizuru, too.

Sweat Sweat

Chizuru-peeled

That's my Sayutaso!

You came back from a trip to the afterlife? I admire your will to live!

Indeed, I made an about turn when I got to the River Styx.

You gave the devil himself an attitude adjustment, huh?

Can these two be any more inappropriate?!

I'm so sorry I ruined your birthday party, though.

My body can't take a hint.

Oh, please.

I'm really sorry.

I should be the one apologizing for inviting Chizuru when you were under the weather.

I feel bad.

You have nothing to feel bad about.

Given how much Chizuru looked like she wanted to go,

I would've made her skip my own funeral for it.

Huh? Mizuhara did?

ba-dump

C-Come on, Grandma! What are you saying?

Oh, is that so, Chizuru-san?

She wanted to come over to my place?

Well, yes...

glance

glare...

Got carried away.

S-Sorry.

Room 301

Ichinose Sayuri

nyuk nyuk

hehe

nod

We panicked for a while there,

ahaha

hyuk hyuk

hehe

nyuk nyuk

nod

but I'm glad Granny Sayuri's all right.

ahaha

hyuk hyuk

nyuk nyuk

hehe

nod

ahaha

hyuk hyuk

I guess Mizuhara must be relieved, too.

Grandma, you need to get some rest.

Come in.

Ichinose-san, can we talk?

Sure. Please watch over them, Kazuya-san.

S-Sure.

That was so naturally couple-like.

Smirk

Say, how is it going with Chizuru?

What do you mean, how?

They're too bashful to tell me.

Are you all lovey-dovey?

I-I guess?

We talked about them moving in together today.

What? Moving in?!

Wouldn't that be nice?

Be still, my beating heart!

I'm glad she was all right,

but I lost my chance to spill the beans.

There's the whole thing with Ruka-chan, too. I can't just let things be.

H-Hey, Mizuhara.

They sent me on an errand, those slave drivers.

What did the doctor say?

Bad news.

My grandmother's not doing too great.

The doctor said so.

Watch. This is my new favorite streamer. Seventy years old.

She seems perfectly fine,

Wow, that's pretty close to us.

but she doesn't have much time left.

Is it gonna be okay?

Like I just said, definitely not okay.

No, are you okay?

What, you're worried about me now?

Yes, I'm okay.

I knew this was coming ever since I heard her diagnosis,

so I did everything I could do for her.

Wait, where are you going?

Isn't that obvious?

I'm gonna tell your grandma that our relationship was a lie.

What? But...

I started it, and I'm gonna see it through.

I can't cause you any more trouble.

I won't talk about the rental thing,

but if we're running out of time, all the more reason to come clean.

This is all I can do to make things right.

Wait. Hold on.

I don't want her to know.

I don't want to tell Grandma that we're breaking up.

Mizuhara?

You don't want to tell her? But why?

Because she's taken a real liking to you.

And she's worried that I'll end up all alone after she's gone.

I know I'm contradicting myself after telling you to make things right.

But there's really no point now.

Telling a woman on her deathbed that her granddaughter just broke up with her boyfriend

isn't going to help in any way.

B-But...

We're not actually going out, are we?

No.

We're not.

Th-Then how is continuing to lie gonna help?

It's become more than just a lie.

I don't have it in me to make her sad at this point.

B-But...

Why do it?

As far as my grandma knows, I've found myself a wonderful guy.

Why break that spell?

I'm heading back.

What the hell am I supposed to do?

I get what Mizuhara's saying,

but is this really okay? Is it really the right thing to do?

I mean, it's not like I want to make Granny Sayuri sad, either.

Droop

Scratch

My back's against the wall!!

This "I nearly had a heart attack!" caption is a running gag. I love it.

yay yay

nyuk nyuk

That looks like fun. Maybe I should try it out, too.

Okay, we're going to head out. Visiting hours are long over.

Sure. Do visit again, Nagomin.

You betcha.

I'll go hail a cab.

Itabashi Third Hospital

Okay. Make sure it's a pretty one.

Those don't exist.

One like a pumpkin carriage, for my angel.

Chizuru-san.

About this ring...

Sorry, I can't accept it.

Sayuri-san's not going to make it, is she?

Such a strong woman.

She's acting all cheery,

but one look at her face tells the whole story.

I heard that you'd have no family left if worse comes to worse.

If you ever need money, pawn it off.

And no need to wear it if you don't want to.

I just want you to have it.

That's really it.

Hey, our ride's here!

Good. Why is hailing cabs the only thing you're so good at?

Is it because you're big?

Mizuhara was putting on a brave face...

What's your address, Chizuru-san?

Oh, she'll be staying with me tonight.

Our addresses are the same!

...but she looked smaller to me that day.

Ah, yes, a great idea.

She was probably weighed down by pain, fear, sorrow,

and lots of other emotions.

B-Bye.

Yeah.

And yet here I am,

unable to do anything for her.

Wow, look who decided to show up.

You better have bought some good feed!

Isn't that good enough?

Damn it.

Ugh...

G r a m m a b l e

Rainbow (made of candy)

Angel Wings

Cream Clouds

Super delish!!!

This cream just melts in your mouth!

om nom

clatter

The rainbow's great, too!

What is even going on here?

fluff

This is no time to be eating fluffy pancakes.

Nice and sweet...

I went and dug in...

Is she not finding this awkward?

It's so unbearable for me

that I can't even look her in the eye.

om nom

Is she okay? Chizuru-san's grandmother, I mean.

Oh, yeah, her condition stabilized last night.

Really?

Sorry we made you go home alone.

Don't worry about it. It was an emergency.

There's no point in making her worry.

And Chizuru-san?

Was she having a hard time?

Yeah. She was trying not to show it, but I bet.

Oh... I guess it would be hard on her.

Ruka-chan's such a nice girl.

Even now, she's worrying about Mizuhara. I'm not sure I'd be able to.

I'm calling a truce with you and Chizuru-san.

Sure, I do want to be your girlfriend for real,

but even I know this isn't the time to go on the offensive.

Ruka-chan...

It made me happy

to see you try to draw a line in the sand with her.

But now's a terrible time.

What? She figured it out?!

It was obvious, huh?

Also, you have the wrong idea about something.

I did say I don't want to lose,

but I also said I had no regrets.

It did get me down seeing how perfect Chizuru-san was,

but it only made me realize once again how much I loved you... hence the kiss.

I got to kiss the person I love and push our relationship one step forward,

so I've made some real progress!

Ruka-chan...

Thank you!

By the way, whenever you wanna do it, just let me know.

Kissing is fair game now, right?

No, it's not! Not even close!

What?

Such a shy boy.

Oh, right, here's your birthday present.

gloom

What is even going on?

I finally made up my mind,

but now Mizuhara and Ruka-chan are against it?

I'm calling a truce.

They're both so much more mature than me.

Gah! You've gotta be kidding me!

There's not a damn thing left for me to do!

Woof!!

Woof!!

Woof!!

Woof!!

Ichinose

I'm done...

It's all over.

What the hell am I supposed to do?!

Somebody help me!!

With all my heart and soul

Kazuya-kun's Birthday

Let's do this!

I've turned over a new leaf.

Let's call a truce for the time being, Chizuru-san.

But promise me one thing.

No kissing Kazuya-kun, okay?

Relax. I won't do anything.

Wha?!

Uh...?

Oh, nothing!

Right. He's the one to keep an eye on!

Call off the truce!

What happened to turning over a new leaf?!

Anyway, next time on Rent-a-Girlfriend:

"Guide and...

...Girlfriend."

If I need to, I'll chain him up...

"Guide and Girlfriend"

Ruka-chan?!