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Step away from the curb, children.
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Hi, Sister!
You look terrific today!
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- What have you done with your hair?
- You're late again, Rick.
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- I know. But I have a very good excuse.
- There can be no excuse for tardiness.
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You're right. You're
absolutely right.
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I should never have stopped and
saved that drowning infant.
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I'm weak, Sister! I'm just so weak!
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All right, now. Stop that.
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Children, on the bus.
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Sister, if you ever get lonely after
vespers, I'm the man to call.
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My number's in the book.
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Get going, Rick.
You're late enough as it is.
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Think about it, OK?
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OK, come along, children!
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Attention, passengers.
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We are now leaving Nun Central on
our journey to hell and beyond.
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The captain has turned
off the No Smoking sign.
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You may now move about
the cabin freely.
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Thank you for being Catholic, and for
choosing the St Gabriel school bus.
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Now don't forget, Garcia. Ten
percent of that goes to the house.
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Ahh, youth!
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You'll love these shots. Thank you very
much, Mrs Reeves. Have a nice day.
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Next!
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Ho-ho-ho! Look at those babies!
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Adorable. Come on, let's get
started. Are we married?
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- I'm separated.
- Then there is a God.
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Let's try something a little special.
Try these on, Timmy.
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Ooh, yeah. Chic in the sun, yeah.
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Take that drink right there.
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Yeah, that looks like fun, hm?
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To me, this is an incredible shot.
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OK, I can see you're not impressed.
And you're right. I hate it too.
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Your kid is more hip,
more now, more '80s.
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Let's try this right here.
Now get ready.
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Hold on. I'm crazy about this one.
Your own baby Jedi.
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This is terrific. You're gonna
like this. Huh? Huh? Huh?
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All right, you're not
into science fiction. OK.
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Oh! Mrs Klupner, why
didn't I see this before?
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Why don't you lean into the
picture with your child?
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Oh, yes, yes.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Lean in a little more.
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If I was that kid, I would
breast-feed until I was 17 or 18.
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OK. Now hold that
pose, Mrs Klupner.
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Timmy, why don't you go to sleep?
There we go. Good boy. There we go.
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Raul!
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Who the hell put this
shit in my beer cooler?!
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Jesus Christ!
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Stupid people!
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I gotta change the oil.
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Hey!
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Rudy! Here, boy! Hey, Rudy!
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Oh, shit! I don't believe this!
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Guys, this is the problem
with American cars!
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Help me put this crap together
and we'll get outta here.
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The Police concert's sold out?
My customers are gonna kill me!
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Screw that!
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Screw Sting!
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- Hi, guys. How's it goin'?
- How are you, you animal?
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Great. I'm a dead man.
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Hello. Concert Tickets.
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What?
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You're kiddin'! Boy George
has a yeast infection?!
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He's canceling?! You know
what this is gonna cost me?!
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Hey, do me a favor.
Don't call me again, OK?
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Let's get outta here.
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I told you not to call me again!
You're full of shit! Eat my...
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Oh, hi, Mom. No, no, no.
I didn't know it was you.
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Right. Eggs and milk.
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Ma... Ma, I'll talk to you later.
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- This better be important.
- This guy gets along with everybody.
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Oh, yeah. A real diplomat.
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Eat me.
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I love it when he talks like that!
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- We'd like to order now.
- Hey, no sweat. No sweat, guys.
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You wanna order?
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Here's today's deals. OK?
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OK, we got veal.
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We got veal... Par...
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Veal... Par...
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What's this word?
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Parmesan.
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That's that meat with that cheese
on it. See, I don't eat cheese.
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Gives me mucus.
Clogs me up with phlegm.
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And butter, that's another thing.
Clogs you up with snot.
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Please, we're in a hurry.
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Ryko, come on, take a break!
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Hey, be right there, guys.
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Hey, keep your slimy paws out of my
food, man. Order your own food.
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I hope you choke, you animal.
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Hey!
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Get outta here.
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All right, OK, now we're all here.
So what's the big announcement?
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Gentlemen, I'm not gonna beat
around the bush on this thing.
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We've known each other
since grade school,
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so I'm gonna give this to
ya right from the hip.
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I mean, it's gonna come
straight from the old shoulder.
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I mean, no fancy
stuff or anything...
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Come on, Rick!
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All right. OK. All right,
all right, all right. This is it.
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- I'm gettin' married.
- Yeah, right, yeah.
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That was not a joke, guys!
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A week from this Saturday, I turn in
my amateur standing and I... I go pro.
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- I don't believe it.
- Come on!
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Fuck me!
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Well, thanks for tellin' us, man.
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Guys!
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Guys!
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Guys!
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Our buddy is gettin' married.
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This is the happiest moment of his life
and you guys are giving him a hard time.
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You guys should be ashamed of
yourselves. Congratulations, buddy.
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Come on, guys!
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Look, Rick, I'd rather be dead. But if
this is what you want, good luck, man.
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All the best. It should
happen to me, man.
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Since you're gonna do this...
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- You really are gonna do this?
- Yeah.
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At least we can make sure
you go out in style.
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Let's have a bachelor party, with
chicks and guns and fire trucks
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and hookers and drugs and booze...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah! All the things
that make life worth living for!
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Speech! Speech!
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All right, all right.
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I want you to know
that this marriage
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is not in any way gonna jeopardize my
relationship with my pals, damn it.
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We're still gonna go bowling
every Tuesday night.
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Still gonna play cards
every Friday night.
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And wear each other's underwear every
Sunday. Nothing is gonna change!
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I love you guys and I always will.
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- Hey, a toast!
- To Rick and Debbie.
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To us.
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To girls with big tits.
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Good point! Good point! Good point.
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- Excuse me...
- What?
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- I'd like to pay for this.
- Could you wait till the song is over?
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Oh, sure. No problem.
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Excuse me.
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- Where can I try on these pants?
- Right over there. Can I take these for you?
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You'll really like these. I have a couple
of pairs myself. They fit very nice.
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Phoebe?
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I don't think your brother did such a good
job of fixing the dressing-room doors.
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What do you mean? They look great!
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- You don't see a problem here?
- Not really.
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No? Maybe it's just me.
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Debbie, I don't believe you!
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I am your friend and you
don't even tell me!
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Bobbi, what is going on?
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I just heard from O'Neill.
Oh, God, I'm so excited!
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- What's happening?
- Debbie's marrying Rick!
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- Really?
- Really.
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Oh, my gosh!
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Oh, my gosh! You're
actually marrying Rick!
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- Wait a minute. Does Cole know about this?
- You went with him for two years!
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No. And he won't leave me alone.
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And your parents can't be
too thrilled about this.
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No, as far as they're concerned,
the only good Rick is a dead Rick.
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But I've made my decision,
and we're gonna do it.
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I don't believe it!
Mrs Rick Gassko!
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You're getting married...
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Seems like only yesterday I
showed ya how to give a blow job.
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I'll give you a
different kind of high
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No, I'm not like the
rest of the boys
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I'm from Decatur, Illinois
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And I am suave, debonair
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I got this boss,
curly dark black hair
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And I like how you run... baby!
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Because you never say maybe
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I like you...
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Oh, shit!
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Well, hey, the meal is just about
ready, so it's time for spice...
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Yes, it's spice time,
and the lucky spice is...
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Paprika!
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Thank you, thank you, thank you! You've
made me the happiest spice in the world!
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It's a veritable UN for dinner
here, so Swedish meatballs!
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Ah! Vino!
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A little vino... would be keeno!
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I want some wine!
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Now...
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What meal would be complete
without a little dead meat?
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Yes, America's favorite food:
Dead animal flesh.
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All the burners are occupied at this time,
so I'm just gonna have to improvise here.
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- Hi, babe!
- Hi!
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- What are you doing?
- Just welding up a little dinner, that's all.
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It's you!
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- It's good to see you.
- You too.
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- God, you're a slob!
- Yeah, but I'm a fabulous cook.
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Yeah? And what are we having?
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Well, it's either Swiss steak, meat loaf...
I dunno. Charred flesh of some sort.
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- Why don't we name it after we eat?
- Good idea.
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Mr Chef? Your
vegetables are on fire.
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Oh! Hey! It's OK. It's all right. It's
broccoli flamb�. It's supposed to do that.
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Just a little tricky, that's all. Guess I put
in a little too much nuclear waste, huh?
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- Wanna hear something great?
- You betcha.
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Bobbi and Phoebe are gonna throw me
a shower. It's gonna be so much fun!
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Not as much fun as the bachelor party
the guys are gonna throw for me.
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I hope you like potato salad.
It's chunky style, my favorite.
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- You're gonna have a bachelor party?
- Sure! You bet!
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Hey, it's a traditional event,
and I am a traditional kinda guy.
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How about this? Does
this look great or what?
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- It looks awful.
- Well, looks can be deceiving.
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Not in this case, however.
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Nope, this is definitely the food
that prison riots are made of.
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Are we gonna have
girls at our party?
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Well...
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No, it's a stag party, and that
means that does stay home.
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I'm not talking about does.
I'm talking about hookers.
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Ohhh! Those!
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What do you mean?
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I mean, like, from what I hear, it's a
tradition. And you're a traditional guy.
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Come here, you little vixen. I'm gonna
set you straight about something.
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Women mean nothing to me, and that
is why I am so in love with you.
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Do you understand what I'm saying?
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I need you to promise me.
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OK. OK. I promise. You got it.
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You know, I... I know a way
that we can seal this bargain.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hm.
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Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait!
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I got a surprise for ya! And I
think you're really gonna like it!
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Aw, come on, honey!
We'll take turns!
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OK, Ricky. Wanna hold out your arm?
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You wouldn't hurt your
own brother, would you?
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Hey! I've changed my mind! I don't need a
blood test. I'm not even gonna get married.
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- The wedding is off, chief.
- Bear. Chicken, chicken, chicken!
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You were always sneaky, Stan.
You were always very, very sneaky.
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Hey, you ready for this big party?
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I understand that the guys have some
fascinating women lined up for you.
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A bevy of...
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Keep your voice down. I've got
the wife in the other room.
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Uh, Stan...
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Stan, is this supposed
to be like this?
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No, that's incorrect.
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Oh.
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I can't understand
you getting married.
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Do you have any idea what you're
giving up? Any idea? An inkling?
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Everything! Wild parties.
Running around like a maniac.
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Women every night. Nakedness. Gone!
237
00:17:46,009 --> 00:17:48,000
I miss that so much, Ricky.
238
00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:50,444
Stan, you're beginning
to depress me.
239
00:17:50,614 --> 00:17:55,142
Oh, well, maybe you'll feel just
a little better after this.
240
00:17:55,386 --> 00:17:57,821
Easy. Easy. And hold.
241
00:17:58,423 --> 00:18:01,449
Oh, that's a fair trade.
A cotton ball for all my blood.
242
00:18:01,593 --> 00:18:04,154
OK, Ricky, all finished.
243
00:18:06,099 --> 00:18:09,364
Hey, I'm really looking forward
to this bachelor party.
244
00:18:09,535 --> 00:18:14,667
Whatever you do, you don't say
nothin' to Tina, OK? She'll kill me.
245
00:18:15,075 --> 00:18:17,271
- Who don't you say nothin' to?
- Tina?
246
00:18:17,445 --> 00:18:19,037
Tina. OK.
247
00:18:19,247 --> 00:18:22,478
Don't screw me up. I told her I'm
going to a plasma convention.
248
00:18:22,650 --> 00:18:25,176
Oh, well, that's brilliant.
249
00:18:25,421 --> 00:18:26,854
Hi, Tina!
250
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:32,454
Rick! Mr Goldsmith, this is my
brother-in-law. He's getting married.
251
00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:34,821
Congratulations.
252
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,232
Nurse, take over.
253
00:18:37,435 --> 00:18:39,835
I am so happy for you!
254
00:18:40,104 --> 00:18:42,231
That's great. I'm glad. Thanks.
255
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:47,071
Listen, I gotta run. I gotta make
sure the guys have got the hookers!
256
00:18:48,247 --> 00:18:50,341
- Hookers?
- He didn't say hookers.
257
00:18:50,483 --> 00:18:53,475
- Did I say hookers? I didn't mean...
- You said hookers.
258
00:18:53,586 --> 00:18:56,419
He didn't say hookers.
I'm walking Ricky out.
259
00:18:57,091 --> 00:19:01,221
You had to open your mouth. You had to
say something. You had to say hookers!
260
00:19:01,328 --> 00:19:05,163
- Doc, I'll pay my bill! Don't hurt me, please!
- I'll kill you!
261
00:19:07,803 --> 00:19:10,932
I'll pull out your lights!
I'll rip out your guts!
262
00:19:11,073 --> 00:19:14,770
I'll break you in half! Now
shut up and get outta here!
263
00:19:14,944 --> 00:19:16,970
OK. All right.
264
00:19:17,314 --> 00:19:19,646
Oh, listen. I'll see ya
Saturday for the...?
265
00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,842
Out!
266
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:29,726
Mrs Phillips. You're next.
267
00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:45,706
- OK, who serves?
- Your turn, Dad.
268
00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:06,362
It's long, it's to the fence,
it's to the wall! It's gone!
269
00:20:06,537 --> 00:20:07,765
- Rick!
- Yep.
270
00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:10,937
Hit the ball easier, son.
You don't have to kill it.
271
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:14,073
Uh... maybe we should go in now.
272
00:20:14,246 --> 00:20:17,307
No. We will at least
finish this set.
273
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,814
- Ready?
- Yo!
274
00:20:32,901 --> 00:20:35,028
Yes! Cleveland wins the pennant!
275
00:20:39,308 --> 00:20:44,508
One of these days, I'm gonna burn the
Thompson court right to the ground.
276
00:20:48,118 --> 00:20:53,455
I gotta admit my tennis is a little
rusty, but polo... There's a game, eh?
277
00:20:53,624 --> 00:20:56,752
Unrelenting, constant
challenge to the senses.
278
00:20:56,862 --> 00:20:59,262
A beautiful, manly experience.
279
00:20:59,431 --> 00:21:03,425
Rick, I want to cut through the BS.
280
00:21:04,837 --> 00:21:07,032
- I'd like that.
- Good.
281
00:21:07,707 --> 00:21:10,039
I think you're an asshole.
282
00:21:10,210 --> 00:21:13,737
No, let me correct that.
An immature asshole.
283
00:21:14,048 --> 00:21:17,610
Which is fine, except that
you're marrying my daughter
284
00:21:17,852 --> 00:21:21,845
and I'm afraid that my grandchildren
are gonna be little assholes.
285
00:21:21,923 --> 00:21:24,188
- Mr Thompson, I...
- No, let me finish.
286
00:21:24,493 --> 00:21:27,621
Debbie is an adult. She
can do what she wants.
287
00:21:28,431 --> 00:21:32,994
But if you want your marriage to last, you
have to change some things about yourself.
288
00:21:33,337 --> 00:21:37,001
- Now, if I may make some suggestions?
- Oh, feel free.
289
00:21:37,175 --> 00:21:39,837
Good. First, you're a slob.
290
00:21:40,044 --> 00:21:42,103
You dress like a bum.
291
00:21:42,246 --> 00:21:44,681
Second, you're unmotivated.
292
00:21:45,284 --> 00:21:48,720
You have no self-esteem,
no thought about the future.
293
00:21:49,121 --> 00:21:53,320
You're inconsiderate. You're
insensitive. You're insincere.
294
00:21:54,394 --> 00:21:58,729
I'm having the same caterer for your shower
that we had at our Christmas party last year.
295
00:21:58,899 --> 00:22:01,060
That'd be great! They're wonderful!
296
00:22:01,202 --> 00:22:06,072
If I were you, I'd worry less about the
shower and more about Rick's bachelor party.
297
00:22:06,308 --> 00:22:09,835
Why...? Why would I want
to do that? I trust Rick.
298
00:22:10,012 --> 00:22:14,109
Oh, of course you do. And I
trusted my ex, Kevin, too.
299
00:22:15,118 --> 00:22:17,781
Cousin, I can only speak
to you from experience.
300
00:22:17,955 --> 00:22:20,480
But what do you think happens
at bachelor parties?
301
00:22:20,891 --> 00:22:23,622
Think they drink tea
and play Scrabble?
302
00:22:23,828 --> 00:22:25,921
Ilene, I trust Rick. He promised...
303
00:22:26,031 --> 00:22:29,330
Debbie, please! Don't be naive.
Men are pigs.
304
00:22:30,503 --> 00:22:34,132
Girls, why don't we go
inside and have some lunch?
305
00:22:35,374 --> 00:22:38,208
Boys! Come on inside
and have lunch!
306
00:22:38,545 --> 00:22:40,570
In a second.
307
00:22:42,249 --> 00:22:45,515
And you're irresponsible.
A show-off.
308
00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:48,345
You're vulgar.
You're inappropriate.
309
00:22:48,823 --> 00:22:52,123
You're unrefined. You're obnoxious.
310
00:22:52,661 --> 00:22:57,793
Well, Mr Thompson, that's really quite a list.
And you're right. You're absolutely right.
311
00:22:57,934 --> 00:23:01,301
And I think,
if I really apply myself,
312
00:23:01,438 --> 00:23:05,967
I could be a totally changed person
by the time we finish lunch.
313
00:23:17,957 --> 00:23:20,289
Rick, we don't have a dog.
314
00:23:20,893 --> 00:23:25,228
Oh, too bad. That's a waste of some good fat.
Are you going to eat your potato, darling?
315
00:23:25,399 --> 00:23:27,833
- You want this?
- You betcha.
316
00:23:28,001 --> 00:23:30,732
Yeah, me and Debbie are
gonna have kids right away.
317
00:23:30,972 --> 00:23:34,464
I'd like to adopt this 17-year-old
Korean girl I've had my eye on.
318
00:23:34,642 --> 00:23:38,443
I figure why beat around the bush,
but, I mean, this pup is fertile,
319
00:23:38,647 --> 00:23:41,810
and I know I'm perfectly capable,
so you don't have to worry.
320
00:23:41,984 --> 00:23:45,216
You'll have some American
grandkids in no time at all.
321
00:23:45,622 --> 00:23:49,388
I tell ya, Mrs T, this is really some
spread. This is pretty good chow.
322
00:23:49,626 --> 00:23:52,323
Usually I just have a
jam sandwich for lunch.
323
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:57,365
Do you know what a jam sandwich is? You take
two pieces of bread, jam 'em together...
324
00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:06,837
- Hello, everybody! Am I late?
- Not at all. We're just finishing lunch.
325
00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,037
- How are you, Cole?
- Fine, just fine.
326
00:24:09,149 --> 00:24:11,744
Ilene! You're looking very well.
327
00:24:13,654 --> 00:24:15,884
- Mrs Thompson...
- Cole...
328
00:24:16,056 --> 00:24:18,082
Always a pleasure.
329
00:24:22,631 --> 00:24:24,623
Debbie...
330
00:24:24,734 --> 00:24:26,167
And, uh...
331
00:24:26,769 --> 00:24:29,203
Bond. James Bond.
332
00:24:30,774 --> 00:24:33,607
So, Cole, how's your
game coming along?
333
00:24:34,178 --> 00:24:36,772
- Better and better, sir.
- Good.
334
00:24:36,981 --> 00:24:39,040
I'll take you on.
335
00:24:39,384 --> 00:24:42,512
We tried some doubles this
morning but it didn't work out.
336
00:24:43,789 --> 00:24:46,053
Mother, what is Cole doing here?
337
00:24:47,226 --> 00:24:49,888
Well, you know your father
enjoys his company.
338
00:24:50,130 --> 00:24:54,260
Oh, he must, if he took time off
from his Hitler Youth rally.
339
00:24:58,005 --> 00:25:00,439
- Good shot!
- Thank you, sir.
340
00:25:01,576 --> 00:25:07,709
Cole, I know you're as unhappy as
I am about Debbie's marriage to Rick.
341
00:25:08,116 --> 00:25:10,142
Yes, I am, sir.
342
00:25:12,422 --> 00:25:16,153
- Son, I don't want you to give up on her.
- I have tried to change her mind.
343
00:25:16,726 --> 00:25:21,460
It's not her mind you have to change.
It's Mr Shit For Brains in there.
344
00:25:22,132 --> 00:25:26,866
- Yeah, but how can I do that?
- If it were up to me, I'd reason with him first.
345
00:25:27,105 --> 00:25:30,701
And if that failed, I'd try
more persuasive action.
346
00:25:33,713 --> 00:25:37,081
More... persuasive action?
347
00:25:40,387 --> 00:25:44,222
Good... Keep me informed.
348
00:25:47,328 --> 00:25:48,886
Goodbye, darling.
349
00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:52,532
Goodbye, Mom. Thanks for
everything. It was great.
350
00:25:52,668 --> 00:25:57,231
- Nice seeing you again, Rick.
- You too, Mrs T. Let's do this every day.
351
00:25:57,407 --> 00:26:00,774
- How about tomorrow? I'll bring weenies.
- Well, I have, uh... club.
352
00:26:00,944 --> 00:26:04,381
- What time's it over?
- Uh, Rick. Let's talk.
353
00:26:05,683 --> 00:26:08,447
Honey, the boys have
something to discuss.
354
00:26:08,653 --> 00:26:11,487
Let's leave 'em alone
for a minute, huh?
355
00:26:12,557 --> 00:26:15,583
If this is about the facts
of life, I got it covered.
356
00:26:15,694 --> 00:26:18,528
- Rick, I want Debbie.
- You do, huh?
357
00:26:18,765 --> 00:26:21,256
Yes, I do. You dump her
and I'll give you cash.
358
00:26:21,434 --> 00:26:24,563
Well, what's Debbie's Blue
Book value right now?
359
00:26:24,705 --> 00:26:27,139
- $5,000.
- No.
360
00:26:27,274 --> 00:26:29,071
- 7500?
- Not interested.
361
00:26:29,276 --> 00:26:31,438
All right, all right, all right.
362
00:26:31,613 --> 00:26:35,606
10,000 plus a GE toaster oven,
363
00:26:35,717 --> 00:26:38,346
a Litton microwave, a Cuisinart...
364
00:26:38,521 --> 00:26:40,546
Cole, read my lips now.
365
00:26:40,656 --> 00:26:43,124
I am marrying Debbie.
366
00:26:44,027 --> 00:26:45,517
Michelin tyres, brand-new.
367
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:48,220
A set of Sears' best metric tools.
368
00:26:50,601 --> 00:26:51,932
What's going on?
369
00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:56,530
This big lug is in love and he's got a
lot of major appliances laying around.
370
00:26:56,842 --> 00:27:01,905
Debbie, Cole is just trying to save you
from making a mistake. A big mistake.
371
00:27:02,348 --> 00:27:03,907
Oh, Daddy...
372
00:27:04,084 --> 00:27:06,882
Hey, thanks, Dad.
Listen, we gotta go.
373
00:27:08,621 --> 00:27:11,386
Debbie! He's gonna hurt you.
374
00:27:12,026 --> 00:27:15,120
He'll never be true to
you the way I would.
375
00:27:16,898 --> 00:27:20,334
We'll keep that in mind. Cole
Whittier, ladies and gentlemen!
376
00:27:20,635 --> 00:27:25,369
A funny, funny guy as well as being
a wonderfully talented human being.
377
00:27:25,541 --> 00:27:27,907
Take care, babe. We love ya.
378
00:27:28,311 --> 00:27:30,974
Hey, Rick! You and I,
we're not through yet.
379
00:27:51,138 --> 00:27:52,537
Hey...
380
00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:54,439
Hey...
381
00:27:54,574 --> 00:27:55,700
What?
382
00:27:55,876 --> 00:27:57,902
I can't sleep.
383
00:27:59,147 --> 00:28:01,581
I got something for that.
384
00:28:08,957 --> 00:28:12,223
Will you stop fooling around?
I need to talk.
385
00:28:12,362 --> 00:28:14,091
What's the matter?
386
00:28:14,330 --> 00:28:16,856
I don't know. I just feel scared.
387
00:28:17,701 --> 00:28:20,864
Oh, baby... What about?
388
00:28:21,939 --> 00:28:23,965
Hmm?
389
00:28:27,012 --> 00:28:29,503
The wedding. My parents.
390
00:28:29,714 --> 00:28:31,979
Your parents. Our friends.
391
00:28:32,151 --> 00:28:33,448
My job.
392
00:28:33,586 --> 00:28:34,985
The future.
393
00:28:35,154 --> 00:28:36,644
Our relationship.
394
00:28:36,823 --> 00:28:39,452
The caterers. My gown.
395
00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:41,952
Your tuxedo.
396
00:28:42,796 --> 00:28:45,459
The honeymoon. Our apartment.
397
00:28:45,633 --> 00:28:47,123
My shower.
398
00:28:47,368 --> 00:28:49,393
Your bachelor party.
399
00:28:51,073 --> 00:28:55,134
Well, how about the Middle East?
You all right with that?
400
00:28:55,411 --> 00:28:57,812
Honey, everything is
gonna be all right.
401
00:28:58,014 --> 00:29:01,848
Before or after I have
my nervous breakdown?
402
00:29:09,093 --> 00:29:11,358
You are so tense.
403
00:29:11,897 --> 00:29:13,956
Come on.
404
00:29:16,101 --> 00:29:18,161
That feels so good.
405
00:29:18,638 --> 00:29:20,833
That's a coincidence.
It's supposed to.
406
00:29:21,007 --> 00:29:24,705
Close your eyes. Drift
off to sleep again, OK?
407
00:29:25,479 --> 00:29:29,142
It just so happens...
I'm a great guy
408
00:29:29,783 --> 00:29:35,381
and, very soon, you're gonna
be Mrs Great Guy, all right?
409
00:30:19,107 --> 00:30:22,668
Well, there you go, ma'am.
End of the line. Last stop.
410
00:30:22,878 --> 00:30:27,282
I have a great idea. Why don't I just
pal around with you guys for a while?
411
00:30:27,483 --> 00:30:33,081
No, no, no. We have some manly things we
have to do, and this is no place for a woman.
412
00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:36,657
- Are you sure you don't want me to go?
- How about "no"?
413
00:30:36,794 --> 00:30:38,854
I don't wanna go!
414
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,733
Remember, you promised
me no screwing around.
415
00:30:44,904 --> 00:30:48,101
- I won't! I swear on my mother's grave.
- Your mother's not dead.
416
00:30:48,274 --> 00:30:50,709
Well, if I go back on
my word, I'll kill her.
417
00:30:52,379 --> 00:30:53,869
Have a good time.
418
00:30:55,882 --> 00:30:59,148
Don't have a great time. You catch
my drift, Mr Traditional Guy?
419
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,311
Hmm, yeah, I understand.
420
00:31:01,422 --> 00:31:04,654
And you have a
fun shower. Use soap.
421
00:31:09,365 --> 00:31:10,924
I love you.
422
00:31:11,134 --> 00:31:13,159
And I love you.
423
00:31:16,506 --> 00:31:18,941
Come on, Rick! Party!
424
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:33,020
Presidents have stayed in
this suite. It's gorgeous!
425
00:31:34,527 --> 00:31:36,586
What presidents?
426
00:31:38,265 --> 00:31:41,996
- What's wrong?
- Nothing. Nothing. Let's get crazy.
427
00:31:42,403 --> 00:31:44,429
Yeah!
428
00:31:46,274 --> 00:31:51,406
- When do the girls show up?
- Gary is taking care of that right now.
429
00:31:56,419 --> 00:31:59,617
All right. I think I've got
just what you're looking for.
430
00:31:59,790 --> 00:32:00,916
Great.
431
00:32:01,058 --> 00:32:02,685
Margot! Darleen!
432
00:32:03,761 --> 00:32:06,161
These are twins of pleasure.
433
00:32:07,865 --> 00:32:09,924
Wow! Twins!
434
00:32:10,269 --> 00:32:11,031
Great!
435
00:32:11,236 --> 00:32:14,034
They're gonna be just fine.
Just fine.
436
00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:16,937
Hi, ladies.
437
00:32:17,077 --> 00:32:22,379
Maybe after the orgy tonight we can get
together, have a cup of coffee or somethin'?
438
00:32:22,982 --> 00:32:26,043
Thanks, man. We'll see
you girls later. Ciao!
439
00:32:47,444 --> 00:32:49,173
Hi!
440
00:32:50,882 --> 00:32:51,712
Hi.
441
00:32:51,916 --> 00:32:54,510
Say, I must have just
missed my friend.
442
00:32:54,719 --> 00:32:57,450
He hired some of your girls
for a bachelor party?
443
00:32:57,656 --> 00:33:02,116
Yeah, Parkview Hotel, room 1002.
What about it?
444
00:33:02,595 --> 00:33:06,191
Yeah, right, well, um...
here's the new address.
445
00:33:06,366 --> 00:33:10,599
There's been a change of plan. We're
sending the girls to his house instead.
446
00:33:10,772 --> 00:33:14,367
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, and, uh... here's a fifty.
447
00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:19,776
Now I want this to be a surprise for
the groom, so you never saw me, OK?
448
00:33:20,883 --> 00:33:22,908
No problem.
449
00:33:43,943 --> 00:33:46,207
Move it out, move it out,
move it out!
450
00:33:50,217 --> 00:33:53,243
You be careful with that bus.
It's a rental.
451
00:33:55,823 --> 00:33:57,485
Was I kidding? Was I kidding?
452
00:33:57,692 --> 00:34:00,024
We who are about to go
apeshit salute you!
453
00:34:00,161 --> 00:34:02,186
We want women!
454
00:34:05,434 --> 00:34:07,493
Hold it! Hold it!
455
00:34:07,970 --> 00:34:10,997
Before we move on,
I have a little surprise.
456
00:34:13,176 --> 00:34:15,906
I have flown in someone
dear to all of us.
457
00:34:16,146 --> 00:34:18,877
A man who has traveled
over 3,000 miles.
458
00:34:19,050 --> 00:34:21,109
Come on, Rick, let's go.
459
00:34:21,219 --> 00:34:25,020
A man whom none of us have
seen since he left town.
460
00:34:27,392 --> 00:34:28,791
Come on, come on!
461
00:34:28,961 --> 00:34:31,624
A man whom we affectionately
call Peckerhead!
462
00:34:31,798 --> 00:34:34,289
Oh, my God, our dad is here.
463
00:34:34,467 --> 00:34:36,936
It's your childhood chum
and mine, Brad Mollen!
464
00:34:37,238 --> 00:34:38,034
Brad!
465
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:40,707
That Peckerhead! Where is he?
466
00:34:46,181 --> 00:34:47,170
Guys!
467
00:34:47,816 --> 00:34:48,840
Guys!
468
00:34:48,984 --> 00:34:51,010
Guys! Guys!
469
00:34:52,088 --> 00:34:55,421
For the last time, I'm telling
you to get off of there!
470
00:34:56,259 --> 00:34:57,989
Off! Off!
471
00:34:58,195 --> 00:34:59,355
OK!
472
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:04,332
Guys!
473
00:35:05,103 --> 00:35:07,128
Holy shit!
474
00:35:08,273 --> 00:35:09,570
Dr Stan!
475
00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:11,300
Hi, Brad.
476
00:35:11,477 --> 00:35:14,173
Rick! Oh, Rick! Rick!
477
00:35:15,214 --> 00:35:17,240
Jay!
478
00:35:18,485 --> 00:35:19,611
Rudy!
479
00:35:20,186 --> 00:35:21,619
Diagnosis?
480
00:35:21,821 --> 00:35:23,687
- Medically speaking?
- Yeah.
481
00:35:23,891 --> 00:35:26,223
Whacked out of his brains on drugs.
482
00:35:26,394 --> 00:35:29,158
I love you guys! This is great!
This is beautiful!
483
00:35:29,397 --> 00:35:30,831
I love it! I love it!
484
00:35:31,033 --> 00:35:32,091
How you been?
485
00:35:32,234 --> 00:35:37,229
Oh, I couldn't be better. This is the best.
This is great. I love this. This is the best.
486
00:35:37,373 --> 00:35:41,139
I'm having the best time. I love
you guys! I love everybody!
487
00:35:41,311 --> 00:35:45,408
- How's your wife?
- I hate her. I hate her guts.
488
00:35:46,150 --> 00:35:47,913
The bitch!
489
00:35:50,455 --> 00:35:53,015
I've got this.
You wanna share this?
490
00:35:53,224 --> 00:35:56,284
Oh, gee, two on a Quaalude.
That's bad luck.
491
00:35:57,029 --> 00:35:59,429
OK, let's go, guys. Come on, Brad.
492
00:35:59,565 --> 00:36:02,125
Listen, you and your wife
got problems, Brad?
493
00:36:02,335 --> 00:36:07,035
No. No. Cos I love you guys.
I love my friends. I love everybody!
494
00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:08,832
I just wanna party!
495
00:36:09,076 --> 00:36:10,510
Party!
496
00:36:26,730 --> 00:36:30,462
- Just where do you guys think you are?
- The Library of Congress?
497
00:36:30,668 --> 00:36:32,829
- Detroit?
- Beyond the sun?
498
00:36:33,504 --> 00:36:34,971
Any of those right?
499
00:36:35,172 --> 00:36:38,472
This is the Parkview Hotel.
I am the hotel manager.
500
00:36:41,346 --> 00:36:45,477
This is a respectable establishment.
We don't go for any funny business here.
501
00:36:45,818 --> 00:36:49,219
So I see. Well, thank you. It's
been very nice talking to you.
502
00:36:49,355 --> 00:36:52,450
You're a hell of a guy, and
you're doing a hell of a job.
503
00:37:03,371 --> 00:37:07,832
Pamela, you're here! How nice!
Come say hello to our guest of honor.
504
00:37:09,245 --> 00:37:12,682
Pamela! Hi, how are you!
Good to see you!
505
00:37:13,450 --> 00:37:16,214
- You look great.
- Oh, thanks, honey.
506
00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:18,855
Debbie, it's Pamela.
507
00:37:19,023 --> 00:37:21,116
Pamela, how are you?
508
00:37:22,093 --> 00:37:24,927
Come sit down and I'll
get you some punch.
509
00:37:26,465 --> 00:37:30,960
Mrs Thompson, do you have any more
of this dip? It's, like, really excellent.
510
00:37:31,204 --> 00:37:33,035
You just ate Purina Cat Chow.
511
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,673
Oh, it's, like, so good!
512
00:37:41,348 --> 00:37:43,943
And what are you girls
giggling about?
513
00:37:44,186 --> 00:37:46,586
- Shall we tell her?
- Yeah.
514
00:37:47,255 --> 00:37:51,488
Yesterday we found a bunch of pornos
in the back seat of O'Neill's car.
515
00:37:51,627 --> 00:37:56,360
And we made a few changes. I think
the boys will really be interested.
516
00:38:00,204 --> 00:38:03,697
Oh, well, good. I hope you ruin
their stag party, the swine!
517
00:38:04,609 --> 00:38:06,634
1003... Aha!
518
00:38:08,046 --> 00:38:09,513
1002.
519
00:38:09,714 --> 00:38:15,244
And now, to our honored guest Rick and
his lifelong friends, I say, gentlemen:
520
00:38:17,491 --> 00:38:18,856
Start your boners.
521
00:38:23,898 --> 00:38:25,957
Women!
522
00:38:29,437 --> 00:38:32,498
Yeah! This is a bitchin' place!
523
00:38:33,809 --> 00:38:36,938
Oh... I am stunned.
524
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,344
I did the balloons myself.
525
00:38:40,183 --> 00:38:45,019
Oh, what a clever use of prophylactics.
This is beyond my wildest dreams, guys!
526
00:38:45,222 --> 00:38:49,625
- Where's the women? There's no women.
- Rudy, one thing at a time.
527
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:52,093
Sex is my one thing.
I'm good at it.
528
00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:53,855
OK. What's first?
529
00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:58,264
A bit of a warm-up. We spend an
hour with Nymphos Without Pants.
530
00:39:01,541 --> 00:39:03,202
Olivier is in that, right?
531
00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:06,107
Then... it's on to the real thing!
532
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:08,439
OK, Rudy. Screen.
533
00:39:11,319 --> 00:39:13,310
It's good to see you, Brad.
534
00:39:13,454 --> 00:39:17,892
My marriage sucks. It's all crap.
It's just a big pile of shit!
535
00:39:19,562 --> 00:39:23,829
Well, maybe your marriage oughta
lay off the grains for a while.
536
00:39:24,868 --> 00:39:28,929
Don't you understand? She hates me.
She hates my guts. It's over!
537
00:39:29,072 --> 00:39:33,169
You'll see. As soon as you get
married, everything changes.
538
00:39:33,678 --> 00:39:35,873
Why are you going
through with this?
539
00:39:36,013 --> 00:39:38,448
Wait, wait. What do you mean?
What changes?
540
00:39:38,617 --> 00:39:40,346
OK, Ryko, lights!
541
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:42,744
Lights!
542
00:40:02,110 --> 00:40:05,672
I viewed it yesterday.
Great director, good lighting...
543
00:40:08,751 --> 00:40:12,984
Take that off! Take it
off and drive it home!
544
00:40:15,592 --> 00:40:18,619
God, this doesn't waste
any time, does it?
545
00:40:23,769 --> 00:40:27,466
Go, baby! Do it, brother! Lay that pipe!
Drive it home, brother!
546
00:40:33,647 --> 00:40:35,478
Hey! What gives?
547
00:40:36,383 --> 00:40:38,852
- Did you check this out?
- Kick it! Kick it!
548
00:40:40,955 --> 00:40:43,185
Forget that. This
part's so much better.
549
00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:47,351
You guys can't believe... This is a
human being doing this. Watch this.
550
00:40:47,562 --> 00:40:50,053
Kiss him all the way down!
All the way down!
551
00:40:50,466 --> 00:40:53,902
Go! Go! Go, go, go, go!
552
00:40:58,475 --> 00:41:01,000
What is this?! What is going on?!
553
00:41:03,314 --> 00:41:07,149
I am not complaining, but I usually
don't like my filth this clean.
554
00:41:07,385 --> 00:41:09,819
What a waste of two women!
555
00:41:11,223 --> 00:41:14,454
I don't get it. The dirty
parts were there yesterday.
556
00:41:14,627 --> 00:41:17,062
At least Gary's coming
up with the real thing.
557
00:41:17,230 --> 00:41:18,356
Oh, yeah.
558
00:41:18,532 --> 00:41:20,591
Women!
559
00:41:41,458 --> 00:41:42,220
Yes?
560
00:41:42,459 --> 00:41:46,863
Yeah, hi. Is this
1381 Franek Street?
561
00:41:48,132 --> 00:41:49,565
Yes.
562
00:41:49,734 --> 00:41:51,794
We're here.
563
00:41:51,937 --> 00:41:53,996
How nice.
564
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,403
Um... I'm Dr Tina Gassko.
565
00:41:57,944 --> 00:42:00,538
Oh, Tina! Stan's wife!
566
00:42:00,947 --> 00:42:03,006
Come in!
567
00:42:05,986 --> 00:42:11,050
God, now she's really gonna see what
kind of a jerk-off she's marryin'.
568
00:42:20,136 --> 00:42:22,627
Rick is just gonna
love all of these.
569
00:42:23,907 --> 00:42:26,398
Debbie, look, it's Tina.
570
00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:29,044
I think everyone's here now.
571
00:42:30,147 --> 00:42:32,582
Look who's here. It's Tina.
572
00:42:48,535 --> 00:42:50,264
Another one of these, huh?
573
00:42:50,438 --> 00:42:51,837
Looks that way.
574
00:42:51,972 --> 00:42:53,303
A buck's a buck.
575
00:42:53,441 --> 00:42:54,874
Yep.
576
00:43:18,803 --> 00:43:20,464
Ohh!
577
00:43:29,615 --> 00:43:32,346
Is there an empty
outlet around here?
578
00:43:36,756 --> 00:43:38,281
Thanks.
579
00:44:19,706 --> 00:44:21,833
God, this is beautiful.
580
00:44:22,009 --> 00:44:25,446
She reminds me of my wife.
She was so young when we met.
581
00:44:26,347 --> 00:44:27,939
Bitch!
582
00:44:31,086 --> 00:44:33,281
Hi, guys, how's it goin'?
583
00:44:33,923 --> 00:44:36,050
Get him! Get him, get him, get him!
584
00:44:39,963 --> 00:44:42,761
Everybody back! To a
neutral corner, please.
585
00:44:42,966 --> 00:44:45,800
- What's goin' on?
- Nothing's goin' on!
586
00:44:47,672 --> 00:44:50,106
Would you get that
animal off of me?
587
00:44:50,274 --> 00:44:53,108
This place should be
wall-to-wall tits by now.
588
00:44:53,312 --> 00:44:55,746
Guy paints a beautiful picture.
589
00:44:56,114 --> 00:45:00,279
All right! All right! I'll
find out what's goin' on.
590
00:45:01,087 --> 00:45:03,852
Looks like the only guy
who got screwed was you.
591
00:45:04,091 --> 00:45:05,080
Hey, screw you.
592
00:45:05,192 --> 00:45:06,955
Should! Should!
593
00:45:07,161 --> 00:45:08,025
Should!
594
00:45:08,262 --> 00:45:10,493
I can't believe my
money's been wasted.
595
00:45:10,665 --> 00:45:13,031
So, what do you guys think
of the party so far?
596
00:45:14,135 --> 00:45:16,160
All right. OK.
597
00:45:18,107 --> 00:45:21,508
I think the man has done a very
good job with the party so far.
598
00:45:21,677 --> 00:45:23,703
All right, maybe not.
599
00:45:28,118 --> 00:45:30,245
Rick, I wanna talk to you.
600
00:45:30,421 --> 00:45:32,480
Hey, it's Cole!
601
00:45:34,258 --> 00:45:37,023
Did anyone order an asshole
from room service?
602
00:45:37,196 --> 00:45:40,927
- Look, I don't want any trouble.
- Oh, come on, just a little.
603
00:45:42,201 --> 00:45:46,070
- Rick, I want to make you another deal.
- Oh, be still, my heart!
604
00:45:46,306 --> 00:45:48,672
Out the window is something
I wanna show you.
605
00:45:48,808 --> 00:45:53,576
Out the window? Oh, this is gonna be
a surprise. I'm a nut for surprises.
606
00:45:55,383 --> 00:45:57,181
You see that out there?
607
00:45:57,386 --> 00:46:00,253
That, Rick, is my most
prized possession.
608
00:46:00,455 --> 00:46:02,082
That's my new Porsche.
609
00:46:02,257 --> 00:46:03,885
Wow!
610
00:46:04,060 --> 00:46:05,652
Guys, can you see that car?
611
00:46:05,828 --> 00:46:09,161
Oh, that's beautiful! What a car!
612
00:46:10,367 --> 00:46:13,063
Rudy, isn't that a beautiful car?
613
00:46:13,237 --> 00:46:14,966
Yeah.
614
00:46:15,172 --> 00:46:18,700
Oh, yeah! That's a
beautiful car, Rick.
615
00:46:18,877 --> 00:46:22,369
Hey, guys, excuse me.
I gotta go shake the weasel.
616
00:46:23,148 --> 00:46:25,242
- It's a great car.
- Oh, the best!
617
00:46:25,384 --> 00:46:30,584
- God, I love that car.
- I am very, very happy... for the two of you.
618
00:46:30,757 --> 00:46:32,486
Chips?
619
00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:37,427
Listen, Rick, I'm willing to trade you my
new Porsche for Debbie. An even swap.
620
00:46:37,632 --> 00:46:40,760
Oh, Cole! A car for Debbie?
621
00:46:41,669 --> 00:46:44,662
I mean it, Rick. All you
have to do is dump Debbie.
622
00:46:44,807 --> 00:46:49,403
Oh! Oh, Cole! This is perplexing.
What an intriguing offer you've made.
623
00:46:49,611 --> 00:46:53,605
Guys, what should I do? Should I take
the car, or should I take Debbie?
624
00:46:53,717 --> 00:46:55,981
- Debbie.
- The car.
625
00:46:56,119 --> 00:46:57,348
Depends on mileage.
626
00:46:57,488 --> 00:47:00,821
- The Porsche! The car!
- Take Debbie... The car!
627
00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:18,372
- Debbie! Debbie!
- The car!
628
00:47:18,679 --> 00:47:20,943
What a decision
I have to make here.
629
00:47:21,448 --> 00:47:23,575
I would hate to be
in your shoes, pal.
630
00:47:23,752 --> 00:47:27,381
- Low mileage. It handles like a dream.
- Well, so does Debbie.
631
00:47:27,555 --> 00:47:31,424
I just got that car two months ago.
It's got everything, it's got...
632
00:47:31,627 --> 00:47:33,026
Shit.
633
00:47:33,162 --> 00:47:35,460
Shit! Shit! Shit!
634
00:47:36,332 --> 00:47:39,166
- Something amiss?
- My car is gone!
635
00:47:39,369 --> 00:47:40,927
Maybe it had something to do.
636
00:47:41,138 --> 00:47:42,264
You know...
637
00:47:42,439 --> 00:47:45,500
If I don't get my car back,
you're dead, mister!
638
00:47:50,883 --> 00:47:53,716
Gone just a few seconds
and I miss him already.
639
00:47:56,488 --> 00:47:59,720
Isn't it childish getting
revenge on the guys like this?
640
00:47:59,859 --> 00:48:04,490
You heard what those hookers said. They
were supposed to go to a bachelor party.
641
00:48:04,698 --> 00:48:06,825
That doesn't mean it
was Rick's party.
642
00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:09,333
Good evening, ladies. Follow me.
643
00:48:09,737 --> 00:48:12,229
Go on. Just don't touch anything.
644
00:48:13,975 --> 00:48:16,273
God, look at those guys!
What a hunk!
645
00:48:16,745 --> 00:48:19,214
Look at that guy's buns!
646
00:48:22,919 --> 00:48:24,478
Come on, Mom.
647
00:48:24,688 --> 00:48:26,246
Debbie, I don't know about this.
648
00:48:26,423 --> 00:48:30,120
Mom, come on, we'll have a great time.
You might even get lucky.
649
00:48:30,327 --> 00:48:31,852
Debbie!
650
00:48:47,747 --> 00:48:50,215
Is there a Rick Gassko
registered there?
651
00:48:56,958 --> 00:48:59,689
Hold it! It's not Gary.
It's Michael.
652
00:49:00,128 --> 00:49:01,288
I don't believe it!
653
00:49:01,430 --> 00:49:03,729
I may as well have left
my genitals at home!
654
00:49:03,867 --> 00:49:06,062
Michael, when are you comin' over?
655
00:49:06,603 --> 00:49:08,594
Right after work.
656
00:49:08,738 --> 00:49:12,607
Guess what, buddy? Debbie and
her friends just walked in here.
657
00:49:12,977 --> 00:49:16,435
No kidding! Well,
that's interesting.
658
00:49:17,415 --> 00:49:21,818
Michael, hang around down there for
a while. We're gonna come down.
659
00:49:21,987 --> 00:49:23,386
Yeah. Bye.
660
00:49:23,555 --> 00:49:26,081
Guys, we are going
out for some air.
661
00:49:28,361 --> 00:49:29,589
Some air?
662
00:49:29,762 --> 00:49:31,788
- Where are we going?
- Out.
663
00:49:32,099 --> 00:49:33,828
I love going out.
664
00:49:34,034 --> 00:49:37,061
Rick, I don't think I wanna go.
665
00:49:37,205 --> 00:49:39,230
Come on, Brad,
it'll be good for ya.
666
00:49:39,574 --> 00:49:42,372
No... I just wanna be alone.
667
00:49:44,813 --> 00:49:49,375
Well... all right, but do your homework,
and you can watch TV for a half-hour,
668
00:49:49,585 --> 00:49:51,679
but then straight
to bed, young man.
669
00:49:51,922 --> 00:49:53,355
OK.
670
00:49:57,728 --> 00:50:02,427
Come on, just stay with me, guys.
When a night gets dull, call in a pro.
671
00:50:09,074 --> 00:50:10,098
Al, how are you?
672
00:50:10,242 --> 00:50:13,474
Ed, we're so glad you could
come at the last minute
673
00:50:13,646 --> 00:50:15,773
and fill in as our keynote speaker.
674
00:50:15,915 --> 00:50:18,714
It's a pleasure, Al.
I'm always glad to help out.
675
00:50:18,919 --> 00:50:21,911
I should call my service.
Is there a phone I can use?
676
00:50:22,056 --> 00:50:24,184
- Yeah, right there.
- Thank you.
677
00:50:24,359 --> 00:50:28,557
Ed, this is the biggest turnout we've
ever had. Hey, this is our mascot.
678
00:50:28,697 --> 00:50:30,393
Hiya, fellas!
679
00:50:30,566 --> 00:50:34,969
We've had some big speakers, but no
one with your marketing experience.
680
00:50:35,137 --> 00:50:39,472
I just wanna let 'em know where I am.
I'm expecting an important phone call.
681
00:50:39,576 --> 00:50:44,071
I had to get out of the house anyway.
My daughter's having a bridal shower.
682
00:51:23,626 --> 00:51:26,061
I'm a doctor! I can't do this!
683
00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:38,267
- Will your friend do this?
- He'll do anything for money.
684
00:51:38,377 --> 00:51:40,174
I love that attitude!
685
00:51:40,379 --> 00:51:43,576
- Are they still out there?
- I'll check. Wait.
686
00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:54,987
I don't believe this!
687
00:52:03,172 --> 00:52:05,733
What does she think she's doing?
688
00:52:05,942 --> 00:52:07,967
Maybe checking him for a hernia.
689
00:52:09,846 --> 00:52:11,906
Oh, it's amusing?
690
00:52:13,050 --> 00:52:14,642
- It's amusing.
- What now?
691
00:52:14,819 --> 00:52:18,119
It's action they want? Well,
we're the guys to give it to 'em.
692
00:52:18,256 --> 00:52:20,315
Eh, me hearties?
693
00:52:22,594 --> 00:52:26,053
Guys, this is Chippendales'
star attraction.
694
00:52:26,365 --> 00:52:30,996
Mr Nicholas, better
known as Nick the Dick.
695
00:52:31,371 --> 00:52:33,100
Nick the what?
696
00:52:33,273 --> 00:52:35,332
The Dick.
697
00:52:41,449 --> 00:52:44,146
Oh-ho! Wow!
698
00:52:46,489 --> 00:52:49,617
I was impressed when they
opened the World Trade Center,
699
00:52:49,725 --> 00:52:52,354
but this is a piece of work!
700
00:52:52,629 --> 00:52:56,224
Well, let's get this thing going.
Tray, please, Michael.
701
00:52:58,936 --> 00:53:00,426
Bun.
702
00:53:01,272 --> 00:53:03,467
Oh, well now, this is good.
703
00:53:03,674 --> 00:53:06,075
OK, Nick, or is it Mr Dick?
704
00:53:07,012 --> 00:53:08,877
Nick.
705
00:53:09,081 --> 00:53:11,209
You wanna do the honors?
706
00:53:17,958 --> 00:53:20,586
- It's up to you.
- Gentlemen.
707
00:53:22,530 --> 00:53:24,624
This is gonna be great!
708
00:53:34,277 --> 00:53:37,714
Here's your orders, ladies.
You can help yourselves.
709
00:53:52,998 --> 00:53:54,397
Is that the foot-long?
710
00:53:54,533 --> 00:53:56,558
And then some.
711
00:54:23,166 --> 00:54:25,192
Excuse us. Mom, let go.
712
00:54:51,132 --> 00:54:53,157
Hey, lady, how much?
713
00:54:53,668 --> 00:54:55,761
Talk to the pimp.
714
00:54:56,938 --> 00:54:57,928
Hi.
715
00:54:58,374 --> 00:54:59,432
Hi.
716
00:54:59,575 --> 00:55:01,065
Hey, nice seeing you.
717
00:55:01,243 --> 00:55:02,608
Hello.
718
00:55:04,347 --> 00:55:06,372
Hey, let's talk.
719
00:55:06,950 --> 00:55:09,316
Hey, bro! What it be?
720
00:55:09,853 --> 00:55:13,984
- You're a pimp? You look like Gandhi.
- I'm telling you I am, Joe.
721
00:55:14,091 --> 00:55:16,218
- I want women.
- I got women.
722
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:18,795
They sit on your face,
anything you want.
723
00:55:18,997 --> 00:55:21,022
Great. I want some. How much?
724
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,859
Big hassle now, bro.
Soon they go to customers.
725
00:55:25,104 --> 00:55:28,369
I got a bachelor party
at the Parkview Hotel.
726
00:55:28,508 --> 00:55:31,103
That would be out of sight, dude.
727
00:55:31,278 --> 00:55:33,610
Customers in same hotel.
728
00:55:33,781 --> 00:55:38,014
Let you have them at cut-rate
price for 45 minutes.
729
00:55:38,186 --> 00:55:40,916
- $200.
- Great.
730
00:55:41,089 --> 00:55:43,523
Sold. 45 minutes, no problem.
731
00:55:43,658 --> 00:55:44,990
Room 1002.
732
00:55:45,261 --> 00:55:48,560
Not one minute longer or
Milt will come for you.
733
00:55:48,698 --> 00:55:50,222
Milt?
734
00:55:50,434 --> 00:55:52,163
This being Milt.
735
00:55:54,671 --> 00:55:56,696
Pretty heavy, hey, dude?
736
00:56:01,646 --> 00:56:04,081
Girls back in 45 minutes
737
00:56:04,550 --> 00:56:07,246
or Milt cuts your balls off.
738
00:56:07,453 --> 00:56:08,886
Fair enough?
739
00:56:09,054 --> 00:56:10,420
Shake.
740
00:56:17,465 --> 00:56:20,332
I just bet my balls,
and shook on it.
741
00:56:24,306 --> 00:56:26,035
Did you happen to see Tina's face?
742
00:56:26,274 --> 00:56:31,144
Bobbi was less shocked, of course.
She's used to seeing something that size.
743
00:56:32,448 --> 00:56:34,313
Hey, yo! Brad!
744
00:56:35,718 --> 00:56:37,744
Hey! Big Brad!
745
00:56:40,057 --> 00:56:41,684
Where's the young man?
746
00:56:50,201 --> 00:56:51,965
What are you doing?
747
00:56:52,171 --> 00:56:54,230
I'm killing myself.
748
00:56:54,807 --> 00:56:56,240
Oh.
749
00:57:04,318 --> 00:57:07,754
You know, Brad, marriage
is a dicey thing at best.
750
00:57:07,922 --> 00:57:10,619
And sometimes people say
things they don't mean.
751
00:57:10,793 --> 00:57:14,524
But you and Sue, you're mature people.
You'll work this stuff out.
752
00:57:14,730 --> 00:57:18,758
- You gotta lighten up, man.
- No, Rick, I don't care any more!
753
00:57:18,902 --> 00:57:24,102
She hates me! I'm no good for her.
I'm just gonna end it all right here!
754
00:57:26,510 --> 00:57:29,240
Oh! Oh! God!
755
00:57:31,616 --> 00:57:33,413
Are you all right?
756
00:57:33,618 --> 00:57:35,677
Yeah.
757
00:57:36,555 --> 00:57:39,116
Pain is such a rush.
758
00:57:40,927 --> 00:57:42,918
Oh, this is good.
759
00:57:43,062 --> 00:57:46,464
- Is there anything I can do for ya?
- Oh, no...
760
00:57:47,734 --> 00:57:49,759
This is pain.
761
00:57:50,370 --> 00:57:52,396
Fabulous.
762
00:57:52,740 --> 00:57:55,368
There could be some
major damage here.
763
00:57:59,982 --> 00:58:02,576
Mmm! Mmmm!
764
00:58:18,203 --> 00:58:21,764
Hey, man! Go check out
your car. It's beautiful.
765
00:58:22,007 --> 00:58:24,704
- My car? Where is it?
- It's outside.
766
00:58:37,259 --> 00:58:39,124
Shit!
767
00:58:41,029 --> 00:58:43,054
Shit!
768
00:58:44,734 --> 00:58:46,793
Oh, shit!
769
00:58:47,970 --> 00:58:48,994
Shit!
770
00:58:49,572 --> 00:58:50,597
Shit!
771
00:58:51,341 --> 00:58:53,002
Shit! Shit!
772
00:58:53,343 --> 00:58:56,005
Rick, goddamnit!
773
00:58:56,446 --> 00:58:59,678
You've had it! I'm gonna get you!
774
00:59:10,362 --> 00:59:11,921
Shit!
775
00:59:12,098 --> 00:59:13,656
Shit! Shit!
776
00:59:16,202 --> 00:59:19,730
This is your bachelor party,
and you're not havin' a good time.
777
00:59:19,907 --> 00:59:21,636
I'm having a great time!
778
00:59:21,809 --> 00:59:24,301
You're making a big
deal out of nothing.
779
00:59:24,746 --> 00:59:27,146
- Where the hell is everybody?
- I don't know.
780
00:59:27,282 --> 00:59:29,307
Surprise!
781
00:59:29,818 --> 00:59:32,287
The team bus just pulled in!
782
00:59:38,796 --> 00:59:40,058
Hookers!
783
00:59:40,197 --> 00:59:42,859
It's a party! Party, Ricky!
784
00:59:53,546 --> 00:59:56,037
I had a wiener right in my hand.
785
00:59:56,182 --> 01:00:00,916
I told you, men are pigs. I saw
those swine just standing there.
786
01:00:01,154 --> 01:00:03,588
God! What a gross thing to do.
787
01:00:03,757 --> 01:00:07,626
I have to admit, even for Rick, that
was beyond the Valley of Good Taste.
788
01:00:07,829 --> 01:00:11,960
Yeah, well, Rick and his pals are
probably knee-deep in whores by now.
789
01:00:12,134 --> 01:00:14,898
- I can't wait to see what those guys are up to.
- Me either.
790
01:00:15,270 --> 01:00:18,729
If I find out Stanley's been
screwing around, I'll kill him.
791
01:00:18,875 --> 01:00:23,403
Kill? I won't do anything that drastic.
I just won't get married.
792
01:00:23,580 --> 01:00:26,106
Good. You're finally
talking some sense.
793
01:00:26,250 --> 01:00:29,583
Well... let's get ready,
you guys. Let's get going.
794
01:00:29,754 --> 01:00:34,215
- You with us, Mom?
- A strange wang right in my palm.
795
01:00:38,031 --> 01:00:39,726
- Can I help you?
- We're the band.
796
01:00:39,899 --> 01:00:41,594
- Band?
- O'Neill sent us.
797
01:00:41,801 --> 01:00:43,564
Oh, O'Neill! Great!
798
01:00:43,770 --> 01:00:47,605
Everybody's busy in the bedrooms
right now, but come on in.
799
01:00:47,808 --> 01:00:51,677
Oh, that's nice hair. I'll try to
make sure no one smokes around you.
800
01:00:51,846 --> 01:00:54,872
Are you together? If not, maybe
introductions are in order.
801
01:00:59,121 --> 01:01:01,214
Why do good girls like bad boys?
802
01:01:03,125 --> 01:01:05,219
Why do good girls like bad boys?
803
01:01:07,130 --> 01:01:10,828
It must be the thrill she gets
When he lights her cigarette
804
01:01:11,269 --> 01:01:14,830
Or the way his nostrils flare
Every time he combs his hair
805
01:01:15,273 --> 01:01:17,002
Why do good girls like bad boys?
806
01:01:23,248 --> 01:01:25,012
Why do good girls like bad boys?
807
01:01:26,019 --> 01:01:28,044
Alligator!
808
01:01:42,938 --> 01:01:46,602
Hey, that was incredible.
And also wonderful.
809
01:01:47,910 --> 01:01:51,574
It was a moving experience. I thank you.
From the bottom of my heart.
810
01:01:51,749 --> 01:01:53,808
Next!
811
01:01:54,651 --> 01:01:57,712
Ricky! Go, babe.
Get in there, my brother.
812
01:01:58,156 --> 01:02:01,148
My dearest family member,
get in there. She's incredible.
813
01:02:01,326 --> 01:02:05,525
No, no, no. I will, but the party's
young and it's just starting up.
814
01:02:05,664 --> 01:02:09,930
I want to ask you a question first. You're my
older brother. Let me ask you some advice.
815
01:02:10,102 --> 01:02:13,163
You are a married man, right?
I am about to be a married man.
816
01:02:13,340 --> 01:02:16,741
What can I expect from this marriage
thing? What is the honest scoop?
817
01:02:16,910 --> 01:02:22,076
The honest scoop? The first month, from
the beginning, is terrific. It's great.
818
01:02:22,683 --> 01:02:25,744
The second month, things
calm down a little bit.
819
01:02:27,723 --> 01:02:31,785
Third month, you're looking through
old phone numbers, old girlfriends...
820
01:02:31,928 --> 01:02:37,367
But, by the fourth month... by the fourth
month you're just... you're numb.
821
01:02:38,169 --> 01:02:40,399
You know? Just... It's incredible.
822
01:02:40,538 --> 01:02:44,066
So by the fifth month, hopefully,
football season starts.
823
01:02:44,209 --> 01:02:47,542
- Football.
- You got ball games. You got Monday Night.
824
01:02:47,712 --> 01:02:54,118
Stan, I am so glad we had this chat.
You've really answered my questions.
825
01:02:55,788 --> 01:03:00,556
Hi. We were just walking by and we
heard the music. Can we come in?
826
01:03:00,761 --> 01:03:04,425
Sure! Come on in!
Join the party, babe.
827
01:03:13,342 --> 01:03:15,105
What can I get for 25 bucks?
828
01:03:15,544 --> 01:03:19,140
An elevator ride around the block,
a pogo pump, or a pogo swirl,
829
01:03:19,349 --> 01:03:21,613
or a pump with an
underground hammer.
830
01:03:21,785 --> 01:03:24,846
Wait a minute. Whatever
happened to hand jobs?
831
01:03:42,775 --> 01:03:44,038
Hi.
832
01:03:44,178 --> 01:03:45,873
Hello.
833
01:04:02,832 --> 01:04:04,323
I was dreaming
834
01:04:04,501 --> 01:04:05,934
Woke up screaming
835
01:04:06,069 --> 01:04:08,094
I was drowning in a pool of sweat
836
01:04:09,239 --> 01:04:10,969
My hands were shaking
837
01:04:11,142 --> 01:04:12,700
My head was aching
838
01:04:12,877 --> 01:04:14,902
My stomach was so upset
839
01:04:16,314 --> 01:04:22,652
That's when I saw two
eyes glowing in the dark
840
01:04:23,122 --> 01:04:26,490
I fell in love with a little demon
841
01:04:26,660 --> 01:04:29,857
Little demon, little demon
842
01:04:30,263 --> 01:04:33,791
Angels above can't
take my little demon
843
01:04:33,901 --> 01:04:36,665
Little demon, little demon
844
01:04:36,871 --> 01:04:39,136
Little demon!
845
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,038
She crawled up beside me
846
01:04:46,182 --> 01:04:48,309
Her smile terrified me
847
01:04:48,451 --> 01:04:51,182
And I was suffering in ecstasy
848
01:05:05,805 --> 01:05:09,206
- What the hell are you doing?
- I'm slashing my wrists.
849
01:05:09,375 --> 01:05:13,107
- With an electric razor?
- I couldn't find any razor blades.
850
01:05:13,914 --> 01:05:16,712
At least your wrists will
be smooth and kissable.
851
01:05:16,917 --> 01:05:19,478
Give me this thing! What
is the matter with you?
852
01:05:19,687 --> 01:05:23,954
Will you go out there and have some
fun and have a few laughs, please?
853
01:05:26,829 --> 01:05:29,696
No, no, no. Have fun first,
and then have a few laughs.
854
01:05:29,898 --> 01:05:32,697
Just forget about the marriage
for a couple of hours.
855
01:05:32,902 --> 01:05:35,996
This is a party, remember?
Go out there and party.
856
01:05:39,176 --> 01:05:41,406
That's good. That's good.
857
01:05:55,461 --> 01:05:57,760
Gary, how's the big stallion?
858
01:05:58,032 --> 01:06:00,500
Rick, I really think I'm in love.
859
01:06:01,869 --> 01:06:06,136
We're talking marriage,
kids, the whole thing.
860
01:06:07,208 --> 01:06:11,509
I'm very happy for you. Name your
first six kids after me, OK?
861
01:07:00,269 --> 01:07:03,761
My name is Tim.
I'm always available.
862
01:07:03,907 --> 01:07:06,535
By the way, I also do
engine work on BMWs.
863
01:07:07,111 --> 01:07:08,305
Bye.
864
01:07:50,928 --> 01:07:54,193
That's another example of better
living through chemistry.
865
01:07:54,331 --> 01:07:55,958
I said that's another example...
866
01:07:56,133 --> 01:07:58,898
Are these on or am
I wasting my time?
867
01:08:11,118 --> 01:08:12,551
All right!
868
01:08:14,087 --> 01:08:15,952
This is gonna be great.
869
01:08:16,156 --> 01:08:18,022
Sex with a donkey. Incredible.
870
01:08:48,827 --> 01:08:50,921
Hi! Come on in!
871
01:08:51,164 --> 01:08:53,724
Drugs to the right,
hookers to the left.
872
01:08:57,371 --> 01:08:59,396
Good to see ya again.
873
01:09:25,003 --> 01:09:27,699
Hey! I oughta smack you.
874
01:09:28,706 --> 01:09:32,143
Rick, buddy... pal of mine...
875
01:09:33,045 --> 01:09:35,741
- I'm concerned.
- Hey! What about?
876
01:09:35,914 --> 01:09:40,249
This is your party! Your bachelor party!
You haven't had sex with anyone yet.
877
01:09:40,420 --> 01:09:42,684
Not true. I had a
bunch of sex tonight.
878
01:09:42,856 --> 01:09:46,850
I'm just very fast. You haven't been
able to see me. There... I had it twice!
879
01:09:46,927 --> 01:09:49,521
Come on. I got something
you can't resist.
880
01:09:49,697 --> 01:09:50,687
You do?
881
01:09:50,832 --> 01:09:52,857
You remember Tracey?
882
01:09:53,302 --> 01:09:56,999
Tracey? I am a mortal man, O'Neill.
Of course I remember Tracey.
883
01:09:57,206 --> 01:09:59,674
You remember how crazy
she was about you?
884
01:09:59,842 --> 01:10:05,179
- Tracey was crazy about me?
- "Oh, Rick, you're so funny!"
885
01:10:05,316 --> 01:10:10,015
I called her and told her that you were
about to be put on the unavailable list.
886
01:10:10,220 --> 01:10:13,213
She decided to come over and
give you a little something.
887
01:10:13,325 --> 01:10:15,384
She did?
888
01:10:15,727 --> 01:10:18,720
- Right in there.
- The bedroom? Tracey's in the bedroom?
889
01:10:18,864 --> 01:10:19,888
You got it.
890
01:10:20,066 --> 01:10:22,933
- Tracey is in the bedroom?
- Heaven awaits.
891
01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:28,465
O'Neill...
892
01:10:29,743 --> 01:10:33,942
Oh... well, now, O'Neill,
this is a gift I...
893
01:10:34,115 --> 01:10:36,140
You bet.
894
01:10:36,351 --> 01:10:39,446
How can I...
how can I turn this down?
895
01:10:39,555 --> 01:10:41,113
You can't.
896
01:10:41,290 --> 01:10:43,315
I guess I can't.
897
01:10:43,726 --> 01:10:45,957
- Oh, Tracey...?
- Yeah.
898
01:10:48,131 --> 01:10:51,761
Oh, hell, all right. All right, I will.
All right, OK. I will. All right.
899
01:10:51,936 --> 01:10:54,769
If I'm not back in half an
hour, call the paramedics.
900
01:10:54,939 --> 01:10:56,167
All right.
901
01:10:56,307 --> 01:10:57,900
That's the old Rick!
902
01:11:06,419 --> 01:11:07,977
Hello?
903
01:11:16,296 --> 01:11:18,322
Oh, eat my chair!
904
01:11:33,517 --> 01:11:36,145
Rick, take me, please.
905
01:11:38,556 --> 01:11:41,116
Rick, you promised me.
906
01:11:41,259 --> 01:11:44,787
You promised me you wouldn't
make love to anybody else.
907
01:11:45,798 --> 01:11:47,789
Go for it! Go for it!
908
01:11:53,406 --> 01:11:58,640
Don't go back on your word, Rick.
Be true. Be strong.
909
01:11:58,779 --> 01:12:00,542
Go for it!
910
01:12:01,115 --> 01:12:05,280
What, are you nuts? Look at
my tits! They're perfect!
911
01:12:05,987 --> 01:12:08,854
Rick, take me, please.
912
01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:15,892
How'd it go?
913
01:12:16,065 --> 01:12:20,594
Well, hey... Hey, if she can walk,
I don't know my business, you know?
914
01:12:21,705 --> 01:12:26,006
Oh, hey, O'Neill, I just lied. Nothing
happened in there, all right?
915
01:12:26,177 --> 01:12:29,578
I know how much this meant to
ya, but I couldn't do it, OK?
916
01:12:29,714 --> 01:12:32,548
I love Debbie. I made a promise
and I'm crazy about her.
917
01:12:32,718 --> 01:12:34,777
Hey, I understand.
918
01:12:35,221 --> 01:12:36,813
Don't worry about it.
919
01:12:37,056 --> 01:12:42,290
To tell you the truth, I'm envious. I wish
I had someone who was in my every thought.
920
01:12:42,395 --> 01:12:44,956
Somebody I could spend
all my time with.
921
01:12:45,633 --> 01:12:48,067
Somebody I could really respect.
922
01:12:48,236 --> 01:12:50,831
Hey, look at the
cans on that bimbo.
923
01:14:04,757 --> 01:14:07,783
I am looking for this dung
head who took my women.
924
01:14:07,927 --> 01:14:09,792
He's being liar to me.
925
01:14:09,963 --> 01:14:11,693
I want my bitches back.
926
01:14:27,850 --> 01:14:31,480
Holy shit! I'm going
to get Milt right now.
927
01:14:31,655 --> 01:14:33,816
I'm going to get the
fuck out of here.
928
01:14:40,732 --> 01:14:42,927
- Who was that?
- I don't know.
929
01:14:43,034 --> 01:14:45,094
- Well, what is this?
- Got me.
930
01:14:46,238 --> 01:14:49,503
- Well, how about this?
- Still drawing a blank.
931
01:14:52,145 --> 01:14:54,943
- Hey, he look familiar?
- Very.
932
01:14:55,148 --> 01:14:59,313
Get the hookers in a circle. We're
gonna put Cochise out of business.
933
01:15:12,568 --> 01:15:14,593
I can't believe we're doing this.
934
01:15:14,704 --> 01:15:17,503
We are supposed to
be hookers. Act sexy.
935
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:25,112
If Stanley's there
I'll rip his butt.
936
01:15:25,283 --> 01:15:29,583
Stop with this! We're supposed
to be hookers! Act sexy!
937
01:15:31,791 --> 01:15:34,521
- I just wanna find him up there...
- Shut up with that.
938
01:15:34,694 --> 01:15:39,189
Don't tell me to shut up. We don't need
sex, we just have to find the room.
939
01:15:44,238 --> 01:15:46,103
You girls is the hookers, right?
940
01:15:46,340 --> 01:15:48,399
Yes, of course we're hookers.
941
01:15:58,688 --> 01:16:03,716
- The boss said deliver hookers.
- We are not hookers, you big dumb ape!
942
01:16:11,069 --> 01:16:13,094
How dare you!
943
01:16:19,112 --> 01:16:21,808
Girls, let's get outta here...
944
01:16:21,981 --> 01:16:24,041
Wonderful!
945
01:16:32,761 --> 01:16:35,195
Any of you guys from out of town?
946
01:16:36,297 --> 01:16:38,732
Come on, fellas... Fellas!
947
01:16:47,677 --> 01:16:49,042
Where the hell is he?
948
01:16:49,913 --> 01:16:53,406
- It's gotta be on this side.
- No, it's this side.
949
01:16:59,091 --> 01:17:00,888
Shit! Shit! Shit!
950
01:17:01,093 --> 01:17:03,118
All right, this is it.
951
01:17:03,395 --> 01:17:05,830
Let me fix you up here.
Let's show the gold.
952
01:17:05,965 --> 01:17:07,990
Beautiful. Gorgeous.
953
01:17:09,035 --> 01:17:11,095
OK. Go get him.
954
01:17:28,357 --> 01:17:30,518
Make love to me... please?
955
01:17:54,387 --> 01:17:59,519
T minus 3, 2, 1. We have ignition!
956
01:17:59,794 --> 01:18:01,819
Kill!
957
01:18:10,607 --> 01:18:13,041
We got him now!
958
01:18:15,111 --> 01:18:17,170
No! No!
959
01:18:20,184 --> 01:18:21,742
You can't do this!
960
01:18:22,286 --> 01:18:25,586
We're just gonna put you in a
safe place until after the party.
961
01:18:26,491 --> 01:18:30,325
No, no! Please! Please stop!
Don't! No!
962
01:18:30,997 --> 01:18:33,090
Hey! Hey, you guys can't do this!
963
01:18:33,599 --> 01:18:36,067
Hey! Hey, come on!
964
01:18:41,875 --> 01:18:44,106
Now you stay out of
trouble, young man.
965
01:18:44,245 --> 01:18:45,371
Take care!
966
01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:47,710
I hope you die, you bastard!
967
01:18:47,882 --> 01:18:49,907
Bye!
968
01:18:51,520 --> 01:18:54,353
Hey, you bastards! I'm gonna live!
969
01:18:56,825 --> 01:18:57,850
Aaghhh!
970
01:18:58,628 --> 01:19:00,357
Well, here we are.
971
01:19:01,498 --> 01:19:06,368
This is gonna be some night, huh?
Are you ready for this? Are you ready?
972
01:19:08,105 --> 01:19:10,130
Come here.
973
01:19:12,844 --> 01:19:17,407
Look, uh... why don't you make
yourself comfortable, all right?
974
01:19:20,586 --> 01:19:22,986
There's a terrific
moon out tonight.
975
01:19:54,158 --> 01:19:57,252
OK, we're here. How do we
get this donkey inside?
976
01:19:57,363 --> 01:19:59,388
I don't know.
977
01:20:00,566 --> 01:20:03,694
You don't know? You had it all
figured out. You had a plan.
978
01:20:03,802 --> 01:20:06,431
Well, maybe I did.
I don't know. I forgot.
979
01:20:08,775 --> 01:20:12,439
I'd like to get you on an
operating table, just once.
980
01:20:14,749 --> 01:20:17,047
Ha-ha-ha!
981
01:20:17,184 --> 01:20:19,016
Ha-ha-ha what?
982
01:20:19,321 --> 01:20:21,585
- I got it.
- You got what?
983
01:20:23,658 --> 01:20:27,925
You're gonna be OK. Everything's
gonna be fine. Don't worry about it.
984
01:20:28,064 --> 01:20:33,093
How about some air? You can take in
some air. That'd be nice, wouldn't it?
985
01:20:33,203 --> 01:20:34,932
Take in some air, huh?
986
01:20:38,443 --> 01:20:39,967
Oh, no! Shit!
987
01:20:42,447 --> 01:20:44,814
- Are you sure you're OK?
- Yes.
988
01:20:54,861 --> 01:20:56,692
Ohh, God...!
989
01:20:58,433 --> 01:20:59,991
They seemed like nice guys.
990
01:21:00,168 --> 01:21:04,799
- Thanks for your help, Ed. We appreciate it.
- Any time, Al. Good night.
991
01:21:06,075 --> 01:21:09,806
Cole?! My God, son, what are
you doing here? What happened?
992
01:21:10,012 --> 01:21:13,540
The party's upstairs, sir.
They made me get naked and...
993
01:21:13,683 --> 01:21:14,411
What?
994
01:21:14,617 --> 01:21:18,884
They made me get naked and hung me out
from the window. It was so scary and I fell.
995
01:21:19,056 --> 01:21:21,547
Get a hold of yourself.
What room are they in?
996
01:21:21,659 --> 01:21:25,756
- They're on the tenth floor, sir.
- I'm going up there. I'll take care of this.
997
01:21:25,864 --> 01:21:29,391
Now you go and get yourself
some clothes. You look awful.
998
01:21:29,534 --> 01:21:30,934
Yes, sir.
999
01:21:35,041 --> 01:21:39,172
OK, this side 27. This side 17.
Ready? Here we go. Go, go, go!
1000
01:22:00,637 --> 01:22:03,367
How ya doing, everybody?
We brought back a friend.
1001
01:22:05,543 --> 01:22:09,639
Gentlemen, ladies, for your
viewing pleasure, meet Max,
1002
01:22:09,747 --> 01:22:12,216
the magical, sexual mule!
1003
01:22:13,318 --> 01:22:16,185
A donkey that doesn't
wanna be recognized?
1004
01:22:16,355 --> 01:22:19,416
Something interesting
is gonna happen here.
1005
01:22:20,393 --> 01:22:25,525
And here's Max's partner. A gal who doesn't
believe happiness ends with primates.
1006
01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,468
The lovely Miss Desiree!
1007
01:23:10,818 --> 01:23:13,514
My God! What are you
people doing in here?!
1008
01:23:14,722 --> 01:23:16,747
Uh-oh. It's Mr Laughs.
1009
01:23:21,396 --> 01:23:25,231
Rick, I knew you were a vile,
disgusting degenerate,
1010
01:23:25,401 --> 01:23:27,562
but bestiality?
1011
01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:30,434
This goes beyond my wildest dreams.
1012
01:23:30,607 --> 01:23:33,008
Well, I like to stretch
myself on occasion.
1013
01:23:35,045 --> 01:23:40,746
You're through, mister. When Debbie hears
about this, she will never see you again.
1014
01:23:41,052 --> 01:23:42,849
You're right, Mr Thompson.
1015
01:23:43,021 --> 01:23:48,187
You should go give Debbie a call right now.
There's a phone in the back bedroom.
1016
01:23:51,798 --> 01:23:53,823
You're through, mister.
1017
01:23:55,369 --> 01:23:57,064
Well, thanks, pal!
1018
01:23:57,237 --> 01:24:00,071
If Debbie finds out
about this, I am dead!
1019
01:24:00,241 --> 01:24:03,802
Will you relax?! I have
everything under control.
1020
01:24:04,246 --> 01:24:06,806
Hired help... ladies... follow me.
1021
01:24:20,031 --> 01:24:24,196
Sorry for the interruption, folks.
We now return you to the arts.
1022
01:25:46,764 --> 01:25:49,062
Stand back! I'm a doctor!
1023
01:25:49,199 --> 01:25:50,188
Back!
1024
01:26:00,179 --> 01:26:03,637
Of course we don't allow that
sort of thing here, ma'am. No.
1025
01:26:03,783 --> 01:26:08,346
I'm sorry that the noise woke you up.
I will take care of it right away.
1026
01:26:09,022 --> 01:26:11,082
I've had enough of this.
1027
01:26:25,608 --> 01:26:28,372
- Let's just give 'em what they want.
- What?!
1028
01:26:28,611 --> 01:26:31,103
Let's go. Come on,
everybody inside!
1029
01:26:31,248 --> 01:26:34,706
The big show's gonna start
in one minute. Come on!
1030
01:26:39,491 --> 01:26:42,016
We're gonna have so much fun!
1031
01:26:42,661 --> 01:26:44,823
Get outta here! Go! Go!
1032
01:26:45,164 --> 01:26:48,930
Everyone, go! I'll hold them off.
The rest of you make a break for it.
1033
01:26:49,101 --> 01:26:51,366
Ilene, are you crazy?
Come on, let's go!
1034
01:26:51,472 --> 01:26:55,670
Debbie, please, I know what
I'm doing. Now just go. Go!
1035
01:27:02,684 --> 01:27:07,122
OK, gentlemen, the gods
have answered your prayers!
1036
01:27:07,857 --> 01:27:09,324
Banzai!
1037
01:27:19,837 --> 01:27:24,001
- I hope Ilene is all right.
- I hope those guys are all right.
1038
01:27:25,744 --> 01:27:27,905
- Oh, my God.
- Ohhh!
1039
01:27:28,046 --> 01:27:29,604
Gross!
1040
01:27:37,691 --> 01:27:39,818
1002.
1041
01:28:28,583 --> 01:28:31,451
Guess who's here?
Another surprise guest.
1042
01:28:31,620 --> 01:28:32,484
Who?
1043
01:28:32,754 --> 01:28:35,518
Does the name Debbie
mean anything to you?
1044
01:28:35,691 --> 01:28:37,523
What, my Debbie?
1045
01:28:38,127 --> 01:28:42,291
- What's with the costume?
- I don't know! Listen, do me a favor.
1046
01:28:42,365 --> 01:28:46,200
Go up to her like you don't know her
and send her into the back bedroom.
1047
01:28:46,370 --> 01:28:48,133
You got it.
1048
01:28:51,376 --> 01:28:54,470
Hi, baby. You're new here.
1049
01:28:55,714 --> 01:29:00,175
- I don't believe the groom has had you yet.
- No, not...
1050
01:29:00,620 --> 01:29:04,819
No, not yet. Where is the groom?
1051
01:29:05,158 --> 01:29:06,819
In the bedroom.
1052
01:29:06,994 --> 01:29:08,552
Thanks.
1053
01:29:24,881 --> 01:29:27,008
Hey, it's dark in here.
1054
01:29:27,150 --> 01:29:31,247
Don't turn on the lights, sugar.
I'll lead you around.
1055
01:29:31,389 --> 01:29:35,189
Oh, well, a seeing-eye hooker.
This is a nice service.
1056
01:29:36,027 --> 01:29:41,193
Hey, you don't look half bad! Let's
see how you are in the sack! Yeehah!
1057
01:29:45,638 --> 01:29:47,128
Damn you, Rick!
1058
01:29:53,213 --> 01:29:55,647
Debbie, you're a hooker!
I don't believe it!
1059
01:29:55,783 --> 01:29:57,479
I can't trust you!
1060
01:29:58,853 --> 01:30:00,480
Come on. I knew it was you.
1061
01:30:03,324 --> 01:30:04,018
Hey!
1062
01:30:04,226 --> 01:30:08,094
- Rick, you're lying!
- It was a joke! Debbie!
1063
01:30:10,466 --> 01:30:13,027
Wait! Just hold on! Wait!
1064
01:30:13,236 --> 01:30:16,103
Hold on! Please, just give
me a chance to explain!
1065
01:30:16,306 --> 01:30:17,295
Debbie!
1066
01:30:17,742 --> 01:30:18,606
Debbie!
1067
01:30:18,810 --> 01:30:21,142
Debbie, I didn't do anything!
1068
01:30:21,279 --> 01:30:22,507
Well, hardly.
1069
01:30:22,647 --> 01:30:27,517
The marriage is off! You can screw around
with your friends for the rest of your life!
1070
01:30:27,686 --> 01:30:29,813
I don't want that! I want you!
1071
01:30:29,955 --> 01:30:32,618
And I want somebody who
understands commitment!
1072
01:30:32,826 --> 01:30:35,351
I understand commitment!
I love you!
1073
01:30:35,495 --> 01:30:38,897
- I don't believe you.
- You don't? Oh, fine. Good.
1074
01:30:39,066 --> 01:30:40,226
Hey! Hey!
1075
01:30:40,334 --> 01:30:42,427
People! Attention, please!
1076
01:30:42,536 --> 01:30:44,026
Shut up!
1077
01:30:46,775 --> 01:30:49,642
Have I had sex with anyone
in this room tonight?
1078
01:30:49,845 --> 01:30:51,871
No!
1079
01:30:52,548 --> 01:30:54,914
You're sure about this?
1080
01:30:55,151 --> 01:30:57,210
Yes!
1081
01:30:57,855 --> 01:31:00,449
Fine, good. Resume party.
1082
01:31:04,162 --> 01:31:05,322
Understand?
1083
01:31:05,530 --> 01:31:10,024
Now this isn't your ordinary party crowd
here. There are professionals in here.
1084
01:31:10,168 --> 01:31:12,228
But I didn't want them.
1085
01:31:12,338 --> 01:31:15,102
You... you're the only
one I've ever wanted.
1086
01:31:17,276 --> 01:31:19,040
Do you understand?
1087
01:31:19,212 --> 01:31:20,770
Yeah.
1088
01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:33,560
So what do we do about it?
1089
01:31:35,697 --> 01:31:37,255
Let's get naked.
1090
01:31:37,734 --> 01:31:39,292
OK.
1091
01:31:44,642 --> 01:31:46,473
No, Debbie, not that bedroom!
1092
01:31:49,980 --> 01:31:51,846
Daddy?
1093
01:31:52,117 --> 01:31:56,986
All my years as a photographer, I've never
seen such a natural. The camera loves him!
1094
01:31:57,189 --> 01:31:58,555
Grrrrrr!
1095
01:31:59,826 --> 01:32:01,953
Daddy, what are you doing here?
1096
01:32:06,633 --> 01:32:10,730
He says he's having a wonderful time and
thinking of changing his name to Spike.
1097
01:32:11,206 --> 01:32:12,571
Grrrrr!
1098
01:32:13,041 --> 01:32:17,502
I've been getting calls all night. God
only knows what they're doing in there.
1099
01:32:17,613 --> 01:32:19,171
Open up! You're under arrest!
1100
01:32:22,017 --> 01:32:23,541
All right, boys, break it in.
1101
01:32:23,686 --> 01:32:26,451
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
I've got the key.
1102
01:32:30,026 --> 01:32:32,120
Let's go! It's a raid!
1103
01:32:33,631 --> 01:32:35,155
Whoa! The cops!
1104
01:33:26,258 --> 01:33:27,816
Mom?
1105
01:33:30,562 --> 01:33:32,588
Back exit!
1106
01:33:36,569 --> 01:33:37,969
Debbie!
1107
01:33:39,373 --> 01:33:40,772
Debbie!
1108
01:33:44,646 --> 01:33:46,011
Rick!
1109
01:33:48,450 --> 01:33:49,007
Rick!
1110
01:33:49,318 --> 01:33:52,447
Diana Ross is playing next week.
I got three tickets.
1111
01:33:52,555 --> 01:33:54,420
How about Boy George? The Police?
1112
01:33:54,657 --> 01:33:55,749
Oh, hi!
1113
01:33:55,892 --> 01:33:57,382
Oh, no! Not her!
1114
01:33:57,528 --> 01:33:59,519
No! No! Anything but that!
1115
01:33:59,663 --> 01:34:01,426
No, not her! Not her!
1116
01:34:01,598 --> 01:34:04,090
She pees standing up! Not her!
1117
01:34:09,874 --> 01:34:12,867
Stan! You lying dog!
1118
01:34:15,948 --> 01:34:17,940
Hey, wait a minute. Hold it.
1119
01:34:18,118 --> 01:34:21,576
What did you say, Stanley?
What did you say, Stanley?
1120
01:34:21,955 --> 01:34:23,616
What did you say, Stanley?
1121
01:34:23,790 --> 01:34:26,658
You said no hookers!
You said no hookers!
1122
01:34:26,828 --> 01:34:29,058
No hookers! No hookers!
1123
01:34:31,233 --> 01:34:32,666
Debbie!
1124
01:34:38,208 --> 01:34:40,073
Where is Debbie? Where is Debbie?
1125
01:34:45,950 --> 01:34:48,817
- What are you doing?!
- Debbie, you'll always be mine!
1126
01:34:49,020 --> 01:34:50,180
Rick!
1127
01:34:50,856 --> 01:34:52,380
Hey, have you seen Debbie?
1128
01:34:52,557 --> 01:34:53,751
Shit! Shit!
1129
01:34:57,797 --> 01:34:59,162
Shit!
1130
01:35:00,633 --> 01:35:03,067
- I thought she was just next to you.
- No.
1131
01:35:06,006 --> 01:35:07,405
Oh, shit!
1132
01:35:12,814 --> 01:35:14,839
Get outta there!
1133
01:35:18,287 --> 01:35:20,915
- Cole!
- You're coming with me!
1134
01:35:22,224 --> 01:35:24,785
God, he's kidnapping her!
Back to the bus!
1135
01:35:42,981 --> 01:35:44,449
Help! Rick!
1136
01:36:21,326 --> 01:36:24,125
Debbie! You're coming in with me!
1137
01:36:26,632 --> 01:36:29,032
Cole, I've had enough.
How about you, huh?
1138
01:36:29,168 --> 01:36:31,228
- Come with me!
- Just give it a rest.
1139
01:36:31,338 --> 01:36:32,430
No!
1140
01:36:32,572 --> 01:36:34,005
Tickets. Hey!
1141
01:36:57,868 --> 01:36:59,893
Tickets? Tickets?
1142
01:37:08,013 --> 01:37:10,641
There's 36 theaters.
They could be anywhere.
1143
01:37:10,816 --> 01:37:12,511
Oh, great.
1144
01:37:12,885 --> 01:37:16,480
- Now what do we do?
- Let's just split up. We'll go this way.
1145
01:37:16,689 --> 01:37:18,248
Ryko!
1146
01:37:19,426 --> 01:37:23,294
I killed the mule! I killed the...
1147
01:37:29,737 --> 01:37:33,003
What is the sense of living?
1148
01:37:38,748 --> 01:37:41,512
I'll take this theater. Ryko,
take the one down there.
1149
01:37:44,755 --> 01:37:46,780
Ooh. Small theater.
1150
01:37:59,339 --> 01:38:00,863
Rick?
1151
01:38:01,007 --> 01:38:02,565
Rick!
1152
01:38:19,295 --> 01:38:21,160
What a realistic effect!
1153
01:38:44,491 --> 01:38:47,085
This is the best 3-D
I've ever seen!
1154
01:38:47,260 --> 01:38:49,285
I've seen better.
1155
01:38:54,735 --> 01:38:55,963
Wow!
1156
01:39:18,263 --> 01:39:23,565
This time I'm gonna do it,
and nobody's gonna stop me.
1157
01:39:38,853 --> 01:39:40,878
Fuck...!
1158
01:40:05,117 --> 01:40:07,779
Do you, Richard Ernesto Gassko,
1159
01:40:08,019 --> 01:40:12,616
take Deborah Julie Thompson
as your lawful wife,
1160
01:40:12,925 --> 01:40:15,485
to have and to hold
from this day forward,
1161
01:40:15,628 --> 01:40:18,427
for better for worse,
for richer for poorer,
1162
01:40:18,599 --> 01:40:23,026
in sickness and in health,
until death do you part?
1163
01:40:23,170 --> 01:40:25,002
I sure do.
1164
01:40:37,019 --> 01:40:41,650
So by the powers vested in me,
I now pronounce you man and wife.
1165
01:40:41,958 --> 01:40:43,983
You may kiss the bride.
1166
01:40:46,030 --> 01:40:50,399
Uh... I'm sorry. It needs
something special here.
1167
01:40:50,568 --> 01:40:52,594
Hold on. Wait.
1168
01:40:53,672 --> 01:40:55,936
Oh, God Almighty!
1169
01:40:58,945 --> 01:41:02,540
How about this? Come on, we're
married now. This is perfectly legal.
1170
01:41:03,183 --> 01:41:04,617
Honey!
1171
01:41:04,785 --> 01:41:08,084
Rick, stop it! Get that
thing away from me!
1172
01:41:11,426 --> 01:41:13,451
Come here, Mrs Gassko.
1173
01:41:16,298 --> 01:41:18,893
Step on it, driver. We don't
wanna miss our plane.
1174
01:41:19,068 --> 01:41:20,330
Right.
1175
01:41:20,436 --> 01:41:22,631
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