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A text from Ben and Paxton?
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No, people, this is not a dream.
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Even in Devi's wildest
hormone-driven fantasies,
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she'd never been cocky enough
to imagine having two boyfriends...
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...or smart enough to juggle them.
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My life is over!
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- Yeah, I'll see you later.
- Okay.
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♪ Did you believe it would last forever? ♪
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♪ Couldn't you feel us
Running out of time? ♪
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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The 1823 eponymous
foreign policy...
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What is the Monroe Doctrine?
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Three, two, one, go!
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♪ Even if it takes all night, boy ♪
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♪ I gotta make you make you mine ♪
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♪ No use in fighting... ♪
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I don't usually
condone cheating,
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but this nerd's playing doubles
like a pro.
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Yeah, you better ice those lips, Devi.
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Dude, how's it going
with your two paramours?
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I can't believe
you haven't gotten caught yet.
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I know! Luckily,
they have no academic or social overlap,
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except for Facing History,
which is a sexual dead zone.
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I was actually worried
about the statistical improbability
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of you getting away with this,
so I ran some numbers.
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The amount of people that pay attention
to you is low, like, shockingly low.
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Like, you're basically invisible.
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Yeah. I get it, Fab. Move along.
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And then there's Ben.
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As you can see, no one care.
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Now Paxton is someone
people can't take their eyes off of...
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...except when he is with you.
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Hey, this slideshow is very hurtful.
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What? No! This is great news.
You'll never get caught!
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If you were Zoe Maytag,
you wouldn't stand a chance.
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People still talk about the time she ate
a banana on her way to third period.
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I think it's exciting,
like a farce-y Molière play!
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One lover out the balcony
whilst the other comes through the door.
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I mean, I can't help
that I like both of them.
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Ben gets my super brainy side,
and Paxton gets my mega horny side.
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I just have to keep them separated
for a few more weeks, and then, boom.
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I'm on a 24-hour flight to India.
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We should throw you a going-away party
while your mom's out of town.
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Oh yeah! Something classy.
We're talking champagne, oysters.
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I love this idea.
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And Kamala's been working at her lab
until 3:00 every night,
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- so we don't have to worry about her.
- Perf.
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Let's make it a small adult soiree.
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Just me and Oliver,
Fab and Eve, and you and, um...
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Hmm. Which one of your boyfriends
seems most soiree approps?
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Well, Ben has an appreciation
for fancy things,
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but Paxton has fake ID
and can buy us alcohol.
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I'll invite Paxton.
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Aren't you coming to gym?
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Nah. I got some errands to run.
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Plus, I'm pretty sure PE credits
don't transfer to India.
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So what am I even exercising for?
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Devi, what are you doing here?
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Hey, Doc.
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I just wanted to say I'm sorry
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for the way I acted
the last time I saw you.
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Okay, I... I appreciate that.
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Apology accepted.
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But this is also a goodbye,
because I'm all better now.
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So here are some See's.
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- Thanks for everything.
- Nuh-uh. Sit.
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Tell me about India.
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Is it my first choice on where to live?
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No. That's in Calabasas
next to the Kardashians,
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but it means a lot to my mom,
so I'm going with it.
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Which is why I have to cram in
all of my American high school dating now.
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- That's why I have two boyfriends.
- What?
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Do both these boys know
they're in open relationships?
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Don't lie.
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Not exactly, but I'm leaving
at the end of the semester,
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so by the time they figure it out,
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I'll have busted out town
like Road Runner.
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Devi, I worry that the stress of this move
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is causing you
to make some questionable decisions.
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I mean, do you even like both these boys?
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I really like them.
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Ben's smart, and we talk,
mostly argue, for hours,
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and Paxton's so hot,
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he basically counts
as a celebrity hall pass,
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but also, he's really sweet to his sister.
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Then if you care about them,
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why would you do something
that could hurt them?
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Real relationships
are built on honesty and trust, Devi,
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and I know you think
you got two boyfriends,
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but by those standards,
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girl, I think you got zero.
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After a full day of flying,
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Nalini was expecting more fanfare
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when she showed up
to her parents' house in Chennai.
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Unfortunately, her arrival was given
all the celebration of an Amazon package.
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Hi, Amma!
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Kannamma! You scared me!
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Is today the day you visit? I guess so.
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Welcome.
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- Thank you, Amma. You look so beautiful.
- Hmm.
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Might be a little too much
for condo shopping.
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They will definitely raise the prices
when they see your jewelry.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. We can't go with you.
Your father and I are off to a wedding.
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Wait. Uh, why didn't you
just tell me this earlier?
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I could've come next week.
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Next week is Diwali, and the week after,
we booked a trip to Goa.
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I ordered a sleeveless dress
to surprise your father.
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Amma, how is going to a wedding
more important than finding a roof
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for me and your granddaughter? Thanks, ma.
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I love you and Devi,
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but I also value my social life.
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- It's feminist!
- Hmm?
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Fine.
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And I assume you can't help me find
a space for my medical practice either.
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You still plan to work
when you come to India?
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At your age, maybe it's time
to be a little less aspirational.
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Self-care is also feminist.
I read that on goop.
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- I hope you don't ignore me like that.
- Nirmala has been calling me
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every five minutes since I landed.
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Your mother-in-law is exhausting,
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but you should
probably have a meal with her.
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I know,
but her stories are so boring, Amma.
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There's always one about
how she outsmarted some shopkeeper
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to get some extra lentils.
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What did you say? You want some lentils?
Ramya! We'll make you some paruppu.
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Oliver, what about an adult soiree
screams potato skins to you?
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But I make them really good though.
I'm full MasterChef with my air fryer.
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Devi's going-away party
is an elegant occasion.
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Bouches need to be amused!
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You're planning Devi's going-away party?
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Uh...
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Not to pull rank, but as her boyfriend,
I should help throw it.
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We aren't sure
if boys are invited.
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I'm going, and I'm bringing
my world-famous potato skins,
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so come hungry.
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All right. Wouldn't miss it.
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Uh, Nirmala Mami?
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Nalini! So happy to see you!
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- Come, come, come!
- So nice to see you.
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Did you always have this many plants?
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Oh, I might have gotten a couple
since the last time you were here.
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- Come, come. Sit, sit.
- Thank you.
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- Here, eat something.
- Oh, oh, oh.
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- Okay.
- You are too thin, ma.
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Okay.
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- The paruppu is good, no?
- Oh. Mm.
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- And to think you almost didn't get any.
- Mm.
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The shopkeeper said he was out of lentils.
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I said, "Go look in the back."
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One minute later, he returns,
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and in his hand, lentils.
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Ayyo. Venda, venda, Mami.
You really don't have to do that.
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Relax.
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It's been a hard year, hasn't it, Nalu?
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"Nalu."
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Mohan used to call me that.
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Nalini had forgotten the feeling
of someone taking care of her
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and how nice it could be.
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Maybe I can come by tomorrow too.
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Smallest of hiccups.
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I accidentally invited Ben to your party.
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You what? But I invited Paxton already.
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You need to disinvite him.
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That's gonna be tough.
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He's already hired David Chang
to make appetizers.
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Okay, I'll disinvite Paxton.
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I bet he has Hot Pocket plans
to fall back on anyway.
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Yeah. Seems like they know
how to make their own fun.
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Hit me in the crotch.
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Yes.
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- That was awesome!
- Yes.
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Hey, did you see me hit Trent in the dick?
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For sure. For sure.
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So, about Friday.
It's gonna be just girls now.
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I don't mind eating with just girls.
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Kinda happens to me
every time I go to the mall.
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Like, I'll just look up
from my Sbarro pizza...
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Bam! Six girls at my table.
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Right. It's just,
maybe we can hang another night.
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I'm free tomorrow.
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You don't want me at your dinner?
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No cap, Devi.
You trying to ice out my boy?
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- Cancel week of? That's freaking hurtful.
- Yeah.
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It was Eleanor's stupid idea
to make it all girls.
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Shame on you, Eleanor!
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Whoa, don't be so tough on Eleanor.
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Women should support other women.
What else did we march for?
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Cool, so I'll see you Friday?
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Yeah...
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Awesome. Let's go, man.
See you guys!
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Shit, do we just cancel the party?
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Did you know that zebras stand in a herd
to create an optical illusion
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so lions can't pick one out of the pack?
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I love interesting facts, but that
wasn't interesting enough to cheer me up.
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Don't you see? We need more zebras.
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If we invite enough people, Ben and Paxton
won't notice they're both your dates.
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Do you work at the Apple Store?
'Cause you're a frigging Genius!
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Cancel David Chang.
We're scrapping the adult soiree.
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We're throwing a classic,
sloppy, teenage rager.
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Text everyone you know.
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Tonight Devi was throwing
her first and only high school party.
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And while she had been
manifesting this moment
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on her vision board
for the last two years,
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she couldn't stop thinking about
what Dr. Ryan had said to her earlier.
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Guys, am I doing something wrong?
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Yeah. Those earrings are giving me
grandma-back-from-a-cruise vibes.
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What if Ben and Paxton see me
doing something flirty with the other one?
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Like spooning at a potter's wheel?
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Is this too risky?
What if they find out about each other?
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I don't want that to happen
till I'm halfway around the world
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and can't be extradited for my crimes.
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It's gonna be fine.
We just need to separate the boys.
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We'll do wine tasting in the living room
for Ben 'cause he's fancy,
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and flip cup in the garage for Paxton
'cause he loves the garage.
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Don't be a Devi Downer.
You're gonna be legendary.
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You have two boyfriends
and are about to throw the sickest rager.
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Yeah, you'll go down
in the Sherman Oaks Hall of Fame
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like that sophomore in the '90s
who got Señora Gilbert pregnant!
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Devi did like the sound
of becoming a Sherman Oaks God.
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00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,934
Certainly much more
than being totally forgotten.
221
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:29,355
All right, let's do this.
Let's blow the roof off this mother!
222
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,481
- Yeah!
- But...
223
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,692
let's also make sure
people pick up after themselves.
224
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:33,943
- Sure.
- Yeah.
225
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,998
Did you see
how Vinitha ignored us at the store?
226
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:52,128
She has a real 'tude ever since her nephew
got her a stainless-steel fridge.
227
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,371
When Devi and I move here,
we can get you one of those.
228
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,424
No, you can't move here.
229
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,385
I thought you liked having me here.
230
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:03,013
I love having you here,
but you are too westernized now.
231
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,057
I'm not too westernized, Mami.
232
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,435
I saw you reach
for the seat belt in the car.
233
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,186
It was quite insulting to the driver.
234
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,275
Also, what would Mohan think?
235
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,610
America was Mohan's dream, not mine.
236
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:20,656
I went because I loved him, and because
I liked the idea of no power outages.
237
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,784
Maybe you didn't want it at first,
but what about now?
238
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,536
What about your practice?
239
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,580
Mami, I need to move here.
240
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,749
I need my family's support.
241
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,334
And are you getting that from them?
242
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,430
Okay, Ben should be here soon.
I'll take him to the wine station.
243
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:48,058
Paxton probably won't be here for a while
because cool people are always late.
244
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,271
Ben said he just pulled up.
245
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,326
- Paxton's here.
- What?
246
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,912
Paxton's also here.
247
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,123
Oh shit.
248
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:16,003
- What if one tries to kiss you hello?
- What? What do I do?
249
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,172
- Run away!
- We need a diversion.
250
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:21,675
- How do we turn on the sprinklers?
- I don't know! God, I am so...
251
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:25,262
What urp?
Your boy's ready to get slizzered!
252
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,848
Come through, robotics team!
253
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,810
My mom took us
to Chuck E. Cheese to pre-game.
254
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,562
Not gonna lie,
a lot of us need to use the restroom.
255
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,610
Mom, we're safely at the porch.
256
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,654
You can go now! I love you.
257
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:42,947
Behave yourselves.
258
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,907
Okay, studs, this is our moment.
259
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,408
Let's try flirting.
260
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,702
I'm gonna ask a girl about her interests.
261
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,999
That seems like a lot of work.
I'm just gonna steal a girl's hat.
262
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,625
Go.
263
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:01,756
Yes!
264
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,552
Fab, I never thought I would say this,
265
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,888
but thank you for inviting
the entire robotics team to my party.
266
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:09,974
We have a problem.
267
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,518
Paxton and Ben are both
at the fancy wine station!
268
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,451
Why is Paxton at the wine station?
269
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:18,899
I guess Trent's dad is a sommelier,
so he's doing impromptu tasting.
270
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,860
A lot of people
turn their noses up to a blend,
271
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,737
but I find that mixing and matching
different grape varietals
272
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,156
can yield some pretty fun surprises.
273
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,908
Devi, come in here!
274
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,994
Yeah, Devi, Trent's opening up a Shiraz.
275
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,664
Why'd we think we could pull this off?
276
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:36,166
Push me down the stairs.
I'll go to the hospital and hide.
277
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,878
But what if they both try
to ride in the ambulance with you?
278
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,004
Damn it!
279
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,797
Hey, Eleanor, I brought my skins!
280
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,133
Not now, Oliver. We're in a crisis.
281
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,176
Okay. I'll just put them on the table.
282
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,054
All right. Think. Think.
283
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,641
We just need to get
one of them out of there.
284
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,103
I heard there's flip cup in the garage.
That's cool. You guys wanna play?
285
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,939
Oliver, crisis! Ask someone else.
286
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,819
Hey, Ben, wanna play flip cup with me?
287
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,988
Yeah, man. Sounds good.
288
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,039
Oh.
289
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,293
Hi, Amma, Appa.
290
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:24,465
Nalini! Come, join us.
This is Gokul, the groom's grandfather.
291
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:25,549
Namaskaram, mama.
292
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:32,139
And he's also a widower.
Can you believe it?
293
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,725
Yes, I can, due to his age.
294
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,394
The two of you have so much in common.
295
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,980
You both love peace.
296
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,650
Oru nimisham, mama. Amma, inga vamma.
297
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,735
Excuse me.
298
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,799
What is happening? Are you trying
to set me up with a skeleton?
299
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,618
The women at the nursing home
chase him like he's one of the Beatles!
300
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,244
You shouldn't be setting me up.
301
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,330
It hasn't even been a year
since Mohan died.
302
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,999
You know how hard it is
to be a single mother?
303
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,793
Why not let Gokul help you?
304
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,338
First of all, Gokul will not be helpful
because he is currently asleep.
305
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,506
Or dead.
306
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,809
Secondly, Amma, won't you be helping me?
307
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,477
Yes, of course.
308
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,895
I mean, time permitting.
309
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,856
But when we are available, count us in.
310
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,275
Come. Now, let's go wake up Gokul.
311
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:29,154
He was telling a story about dancing with
Elizabeth Windsor before she became queen.
312
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,827
As Nalini watched her mother
gently slap Gokul awake,
313
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,413
it occurred to her
that Nirmala might be right.
314
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,915
The support system
she was uprooting her life for
315
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,627
was, in fact, not in India,
but in her imagination.
316
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,212
Yoink!
317
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,385
So you're drinking during swimming season?
318
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:54,847
Oh. No, I just took a sip
so Trent would shut up about the bouquet.
319
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,849
I gotta be fresh for tomorrow.
320
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,932
I've a scout from Stanford
coming to watch me swim.
321
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,270
Whoa, you might go to Stanford?
322
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,896
It's not my first choice.
323
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,275
I kinda want to go to ASU, but I guess
the swimming is better at Stanford,
324
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,569
so maybe I'll just, like, go there.
325
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,239
I have never heard anyone
talk about Stanford this way.
326
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,782
I went to Stanford,
327
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,744
and this kid's not showing
enough respect for the Tree!
328
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:20,039
So, would you maybe want to come
cheer me on tomorrow
329
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,540
at my swim meet?
330
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,376
I'd love to look up and see you
when I climb out of the pool.
331
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,880
And I'd also love to see you
climb out of that pool.
332
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,431
Hey, why don't I get you a drink?
333
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,391
A non-alcoholic drink. Be right back.
334
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,350
Okay.
335
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,358
Yo, I'm bummed. I'm gonna go on the roof.
336
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,489
Hey, babe.
337
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,032
Sorry we're late.
338
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,703
Guess what? Sasha got us tickets
to King Princess next month.
339
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,581
- You'll come, right?
- Sure. Is that a play?
340
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:06,376
Are you for real?
You've never heard of King Princess?
341
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,963
She's a singer
and the most unproblematic celesbian.
342
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,923
Right!
343
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,593
So, where can we get a drink?
344
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:15,803
Kitchen!
345
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,222
Chatty as ever, Fabiola.
346
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,689
Oh my God, Fabiola. Malcolm Stone's here.
347
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,527
Oh yeah.
348
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,947
He went to elementary school with us,
before he got on some Disney Channel show.
349
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,741
Yeah, he was the star
of The Stretched Out World of Kyle French.
350
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,203
You know, the show where the kid
and his dad drive a magical limo?
351
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,413
God, he's sexy.
352
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,497
Ugh!
353
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,626
I'm not dressed for networking,
and Eric stole my hat.
354
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,962
If I'm gonna talk to him,
I need more vodka.
355
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,882
All right, I'm here. Let's flip some cups!
356
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,634
All right, you guys are going down.
357
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:59,054
We've got the first chair harp player.
Okay? Her finger dexterity is on point!
358
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,683
And Ben went to Space Camp,
so he knows all about gravity.
359
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,352
Yeah, none of those things help you
with the beer part.
360
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,396
- Yoink!
- What the hell!
361
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,689
My zebra buckie.
362
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,358
Three, two, one.
363
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,276
Begin!
364
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,444
- Go! Oliver!
- Go, go, go, go!
365
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,863
- Go, Oliver!
- Any day now.
366
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,157
- God! Come on!
- The foam is tickling my nose.
367
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,533
Just drink it!
368
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,243
- Flip, flip!
- Whoo!
369
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,786
Go, go, go! Flip! Flip, flip!
370
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,247
- Aw, do it a little more. Oh! Yes!
- Yes!
371
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,583
Okay, Ben, come on, come on. Any faster?
372
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,750
- Mm!
- Come on!
373
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,878
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
374
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,504
Come on.
375
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,257
You got it. Yup.
376
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,318
- Whoo!
- Yeah, nice!
377
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,845
Be right back! Go team! USA!
378
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,323
- I'm so disappointed.
- I know.
379
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,186
Hey, where did that kid go
with my beanie?
380
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,354
♪ Oh ♪
381
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,191
Now we wait.
382
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,989
♪ Ooh ♪
383
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,034
♪ Ah, wasn't enough connection ♪
384
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,119
♪ But I love texture ♪
385
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,580
Oh God.
386
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,251
Oh my God, guys, it was... Pfft!
387
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:16,423
Genuinely, it was like no big deal,
but like I had the best time at the Mouse.
388
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,426
Miley actually gave me the best advice
for how to stay grounded.
389
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,762
Rule number one, don't name-drop.
390
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,264
Demi Lovato said the same thing.
391
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,729
And you know how I feel
about the farm-core gays.
392
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,273
Neutral? I'm wrong, aren't I?
393
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,490
Hey, how's it all going?
394
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:45,577
Good! Just crushed flip cup with Ben,
grabbing some water for Paxton.
395
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,997
I think I'm low-key pulling this off.
I just have to stay moving like a shark.
396
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,749
Hey, do we have any hard ciders?
397
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:54,253
GQ says that it's the go-to beverage
for the international business set.
398
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,963
What are you doing on this side?
399
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,547
Wait, am I not allowed to be?
400
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,802
Is this girl talk? Is one of you gonna
start crying about female friendship?
401
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,845
I'll be in the living room.
402
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,057
No! Don't go to the living room.
Go to my bedroom.
403
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,309
That way, uh...
404
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,812
we can be all alone.
405
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,105
Yeah?
406
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,066
Sounds good. I'll see you up there.
407
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,445
See? Legendary save.
408
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,532
That kid who knocked up Señora Gilbert
has nothing on me.
409
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:45,846
Huh?
410
00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:00,610
Uh, hey. What are you doing here?
411
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,571
I was looking for Devi.
412
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:06,074
Oh. Cool. I... I think she's headed up here.
413
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,159
Oh. Cool.
414
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,828
Why are you looking for Devi?
415
00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:12,289
Just because.
416
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:16,543
Wow, thank God this Zoomer
doesn't know how to express himself.
417
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,713
Is it true you're, like,
with Paxton now?
418
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,090
What? I don't even know
what you're talking about.
419
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,800
Oh my God, she definitely is.
420
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,053
You deserve it. You're so pretty.
421
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,305
Excuse me.
Did you say you're dating Paxton?
422
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:31,807
Eleanor.
423
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,185
Right?
424
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,102
Yeah.
425
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,271
I'm Malcolm.
Heard you're the lead in Menagerie.
426
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,941
You know, my TV show recently ended,
so I'm back at normal school.
427
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,069
I guess my Adam's apple
became too pronounced
428
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,779
to keep playing a fourth grader.
429
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:47,449
Would you, uh, maybe want
to show a fellow actor around? Hmm?
430
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,619
- Uh, yeah. Yeah, of course. Come on!
- Yeah? Yeah.
431
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:51,745
Of course you would.
432
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,456
But you're not dating Paxton, right?
433
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,667
Who, me? No.
434
00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,253
That makes it sound like you are dating,
but you're not.
435
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,881
So just say it normal,
without the straw in your mouth.
436
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,720
Oh! You guys need to leave this room!
437
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,264
- What? Why?
- Yeah.
438
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:17,270
- I'm about to hook up in here.
- My sweet, you found me.
439
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:18,354
- Oh!
- Agh!
440
00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:20,273
Wait, I didn't steal your hat.
441
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,025
Why are you in here?
442
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,861
I'm flirting.
You of all people should recognize that.
443
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:26,363
Oh.
444
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:29,157
This is weird.
I'm gonna go back downstairs.
445
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,910
Yeah, I'm gonna... roll.
446
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,414
Thanks, guys. Phew!
447
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,164
Well?
448
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,167
Eric, give those hats back.
449
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,336
All right.
450
00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:51,388
♪ Real school makes you wanna get high ♪
451
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:52,471
There you are.
452
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:55,851
Are you hiding up here from my friends?
453
00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:58,937
No. I like your friends.
454
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:00,355
Come on, Fab.
455
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,442
I haven't seen you this nervous
since the last SpaceX launch.
456
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,819
It's really upsetting
when they explode.
457
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:10,115
Well, why don't we just hang out in here,
you and me?
458
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,455
Wait.
459
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,332
I am hooking up in here?
460
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,378
♪ This is the diagnosis... ♪
461
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,422
Why do you care if Zoe's with Paxton?
462
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,549
- Because Zoe's not dating Paxton?
- Says who?
463
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:31,678
Says Zoe, multiple times,
just in a weird way. And also me.
464
00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:33,555
Yeah, but like, who are you even
465
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:37,893
aside from like this strange girl
that lives in this hilare yellow house?
466
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,104
Paxton's legit girlfriend.
467
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,273
Yeah. I'm dating Paxton.
468
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,191
What?
469
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,407
Hi, Nirmala Mami.
470
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:57,204
Oh, I didn't know you were coming, Nalu.
I would've made something.
471
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,580
No need, no need.
472
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:02,626
I just stopped by to tell you
that you're right.
473
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,085
I can't move back to India.
474
00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:07,631
While I really loved my visit...
475
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,760
it just doesn't fit like it used to.
476
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,639
You must do what is the best
for your family.
477
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,433
I will miss seeing you every day.
478
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,604
Aravind is in US. My daughter is too busy.
479
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:25,732
You wouldn't know it by looking at me,
480
00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:28,693
but sometimes I'm a little lonely.
481
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,029
While we all
came to this conclusion
482
00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:33,657
after we saw her insane plant collection,
483
00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:36,993
Nalini knew it took a lot
for Nirmala to admit this.
484
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:38,953
Mm.
485
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:42,249
We took this the day we moved to America.
486
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,627
Don't be so sad, Ma.
487
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,837
You will forget me just like your brother.
488
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:50,006
California has taken another son from me.
489
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,258
It'll be okay.
490
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:54,135
In a few years, Nalini and I
will have a Hollywood mansion.
491
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,013
You'll come stay with us,
just like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
492
00:25:57,097 --> 00:26:00,141
I do like the way Carlton dances.
493
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,687
Mohan, it's... it's already 7:00.
We can't be late for the flight.
494
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:04,813
Okay.
495
00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:15,991
I love you, Amma.
496
00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,367
I'll make you proud.
497
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,331
You don't have to live here, you know?
498
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,333
Don't you have a sister in Australia?
499
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,794
I hear it's a plant lover's paradise
over there.
500
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,130
No.
501
00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:32,424
This is the home where I raised Mohan.
502
00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:34,342
I want to live where he lived.
503
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:39,097
You're right.
You should live where Mohan lived.
504
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,559
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
505
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:45,437
- Yeah! Whoo!
- Ben, stop. Just let me explain.
506
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:46,937
Hey, Paxton.
507
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,816
You should know we're dating
the same person.
508
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:51,901
- I don't think so, man.
- I can explain.
509
00:26:54,237 --> 00:26:56,781
But the explanation might sound
a lot like what Ben said.
510
00:26:57,782 --> 00:27:00,660
Technically, yeah, I'm dating both of you.
511
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,580
What?
512
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,416
I'm really sorry,
513
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,501
but it's not as bad as it sounds.
514
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:11,880
I mean, you guys didn't even notice, and...
515
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:16,843
I just... like you both so much.
516
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,849
And if I were a guy,
you'd be high-fiving me right now?
517
00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,478
This is insane. I'm out.
518
00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:29,564
Paxton! Paxton, wait.
519
00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:37,489
That was embarrassing.
520
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:40,825
Mostly for you, Ben.
But hey, we can keep partying right?
521
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,452
Yeah, right?
522
00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:46,623
I think you have my hat.
523
00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:48,958
Oh. That I do.
524
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:52,045
You're kind of a bad boy, huh?
525
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,714
I'm terrible.
526
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,509
Paxton!
527
00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:01,846
Paxton, please come back.
I swear I didn't mean to hurt you!
528
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,766
Get over yourself, Devi,
as if you could hurt me.
529
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,225
Don't worry, he's not dead.
530
00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,730
Damn!
531
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:12,148
Oh shit!
532
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:14,901
I'm coming for you, bro.
Blood brothers for life!
533
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,739
No! No! Aah! Aah!
534
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,282
That hurt.
535
00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:42,095
Hi, it's Dad.
I'm here at the mall to pick you up.
536
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:44,139
I'm parked in front of P.F. Chang's,
537
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:47,308
but a brute security guard
is making me circle around.
538
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:52,272
Uh, oh, wait, I see you.
Ah, there's my perfect girl.
539
00:28:57,277 --> 00:28:58,862
Mom, I was thinking.
540
00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:02,031
What if we move to India earlier?
Don't unpack your bags.
541
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,867
I already put pictures of our furniture
542
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:06,119
- on Craigslist...
- Devi, we're not moving to India.
543
00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:07,078
Huh?
544
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:11,583
But a little bit of India
is moving in with us.
545
00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:12,751
Devi!
546
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,336
Pati! Oh my God, you're here!
547
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:18,757
Darling granddaughter.
We shall have so much fun.
548
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,761
Now, who wants to help me
unpack my homemade pickles?
549
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:26,514
Oh, it's so nice to be... Hold on.
550
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,099
Why is the Ganesh statue askew?
551
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,810
Did you have a friend over?
I thought we said no friends.
552
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,229
What if I said
I had multiple friends over?
553
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:35,982
Would you punish me
by sending me off to a boarding school?
554
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:38,026
And pay for someone else to raise you?
555
00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:40,278
Why do you think
I brought your grandmother then?
556
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:42,155
You're lucky I'm jet-lagged.
557
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,365
Va, ma.
558
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,577
While Nalini may have spared her
from one punishment,
559
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:51,080
Devi knew there was much worse
waiting for her at school.
560
00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:13,686
♪ And you said
What's the worst that can happen? ♪
561
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,193
♪ Come on ♪
562
00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:24,739
♪ Last night
I dreamed of a terrible light ♪
563
00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:33,957
♪ Last night
I dreamed of a terrible light ♪
564
00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,091
Go to bed.
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