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<i>A text from Ben and Paxton?</i>

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<i>No, people, this is not a dream.</i>

3
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<i>Even in Devi's wildest
hormone-driven fantasies,</i>

4
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<i>she'd never been cocky enough
to imagine having two boyfriends...</i>

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<i>...or smart enough to juggle them.</i>

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My life is over!

7
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- Yeah, I'll see you later.
- Okay.

8
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<i>♪ Did you believe it would last forever? ♪</i>

9
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<i>♪ Couldn't you feel us
Running out of time? ♪</i>

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- Hi.
- Hi.

11
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<i>The 1823 eponymous
foreign policy...</i>

12
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What is the Monroe Doctrine?

13
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<i>Three, two, one, go!</i>

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<i>♪ Even if it takes all night, boy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I gotta make you make you mine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ No use in fighting... ♪</i>

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<i>I don't usually
condone cheating,</i>

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<i>but this nerd's playing doubles
like a pro.</i>

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<i>Yeah, you better ice those lips, Devi.</i>

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Dude, how's it going
with your two paramours?

21
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I can't believe
you haven't gotten caught yet.

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I know! Luckily,
they have no academic or social overlap,

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except for Facing History,
which is a sexual dead zone.

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I was actually worried
about the statistical improbability

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of you getting away with this,
so I ran some numbers.

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The amount of people that pay attention
to you is low, like, shockingly low.

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Like, you're basically invisible.

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Yeah. I get it, Fab. Move along.

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And then there's Ben.

30
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As you can see, no one care.

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Now Paxton is someone
people can't take their eyes off of...

32
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...except when he is with you.

33
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Hey, this slideshow is very hurtful.

34
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What? No! This is great news.
You'll never get caught!

35
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If you were Zoe Maytag,
you wouldn't stand a chance.

36
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People still talk about the time she ate
a banana on her way to third period.

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I think it's exciting,
like a farce-y Molière play!

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One lover out the balcony
whilst the other comes through the door.

39
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I mean, I can't help
that I like both of them.

40
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Ben gets my super brainy side,
and Paxton gets my mega horny side.

41
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I just have to keep them separated
for a few more weeks, and then, boom.

42
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I'm on a 24-hour flight to India.

43
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We should throw you a going-away party
while your mom's out of town.

44
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Oh yeah! Something classy.
We're talking champagne, oysters.

45
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I love this idea.

46
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And Kamala's been working at her lab
until 3:00 every night,

47
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- so we don't have to worry about her.
- Perf.

48
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Let's make it a small adult soiree.

49
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Just me and Oliver,
Fab and Eve, and you and, um...

50
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Hmm. Which one of your boyfriends
seems most soiree approps?

51
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Well, Ben has an appreciation
for fancy things,

52
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but Paxton has fake ID
and can buy us alcohol.

53
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I'll invite Paxton.

54
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Aren't you coming to gym?

55
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Nah. I got some errands to run.

56
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Plus, I'm pretty sure PE credits
don't transfer to India.

57
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So what am I even exercising for?

58
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Devi, what are you doing here?

59
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Hey, Doc.

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I just wanted to say I'm sorry

61
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for the way I acted
the last time I saw you.

62
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Okay, I... I appreciate that.

63
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Apology accepted.

64
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But this is also a goodbye,
because I'm all better now.

65
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So here are some See's.

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- Thanks for everything.
- Nuh-uh. Sit.

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Tell me about India.

68
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Is it my first choice on where to live?

69
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No. That's in Calabasas
next to the Kardashians,

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but it means a lot to my mom,
so I'm going with it.

71
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Which is why I have to cram in
all of my American high school dating now.

72
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- That's why I have two boyfriends.
- What?

73
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Do both these boys know
they're in open relationships?

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Don't lie.

75
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Not exactly, but I'm leaving
at the end of the semester,

76
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so by the time they figure it out,

77
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I'll have busted out town
like Road Runner.

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Devi, I worry that the stress of this move

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is causing you
to make some questionable decisions.

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I mean, do you even like both these boys?

81
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I really like them.

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Ben's smart, and we talk,
mostly argue, for hours,

83
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and Paxton's so hot,

84
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he basically counts
as a celebrity hall pass,

85
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but also, he's really sweet to his sister.

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Then if you care about them,

87
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why would you do something
that could hurt them?

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Real relationships
are built on honesty and trust, Devi,

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and I know you <i>think</i>
you got two boyfriends,

90
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but by those standards,

91
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girl, I think you got zero.

92
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<i>After a full day of flying,</i>

93
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<i>Nalini was expecting more fanfare</i>

94
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<i>when she showed up
to her parents' house in Chennai.</i>

95
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<i>Unfortunately, her arrival was given
all the celebration of an Amazon package.</i>

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Hi, <i>Amma!</i>

97
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<i>Kannamma!</i> You scared me!

98
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Is today the day you visit? I guess so.

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Welcome.

100
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- Thank you, <i>Amma.</i> You look so beautiful.
- Hmm.

101
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Might be a little too much
for condo shopping.

102
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They will definitely raise the prices
when they see your jewelry.

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Oh, I'm so sorry. We can't go with you.
Your father and I are off to a wedding.

104
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Wait. Uh, why didn't you
just tell me this earlier?

105
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I could've come next week.

106
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Next week is Diwali, and the week after,
we booked a trip to Goa.

107
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I ordered a sleeveless dress
to surprise your father.

108
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<i>Amma,</i> how is going to a wedding
more important than finding a roof

109
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for me and your granddaughter? Thanks, <i>ma.</i>

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I love you and Devi,

111
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but I also value my social life.

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- It's feminist!
- Hmm?

113
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Fine.

114
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And I assume you can't help me find
a space for my medical practice either.

115
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You still plan to work
when you come to India?

116
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At your age, maybe it's time
to be a little less aspirational.

117
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Self-care is also feminist.
I read that on goop.

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- I hope you don't ignore me like that.
- Nirmala has been calling me

119
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every five minutes since I landed.

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Your mother-in-law is exhausting,

121
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but you should
probably have a meal with her.

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I know,
but her stories are so boring, <i>Amma.</i>

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There's always one about
how she outsmarted some shopkeeper

124
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to get some extra lentils.

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What did you say? You want some lentils?
Ramya! We'll make you some <i>paruppu.</i>

126
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Oliver, what about an adult soiree
screams potato skins to you?

127
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But I make them really good though.
I'm full <i>MasterChef </i>with my air fryer.

128
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Devi's going-away party
is an elegant occasion.

129
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Bouches need to be amused!

130
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You're planning Devi's going-away party?

131
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Uh...

132
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Not to pull rank, but as her boyfriend,
I should help throw it.

133
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We aren't sure
if boys are invited.

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I'm going, and I'm bringing
my world-famous potato skins,

135
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so come hungry.

136
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All right. Wouldn't miss it.

137
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Uh, Nirmala <i>Mami?</i>

138
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Nalini! So happy to see you!

139
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- Come, come, come!
- So nice to see you.

140
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Did you always have this many plants?

141
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Oh, I might have gotten a couple
since the last time you were here.

142
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- Come, come. Sit, sit.
- Thank you.

143
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- Here, eat something.
- Oh, oh, oh.

144
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- Okay.
- You are too thin, <i>ma.</i>

145
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Okay.

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- The <i>paruppu</i> is good, no?
- Oh. Mm.

147
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- And to think you almost didn't get any.
- Mm.

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The shopkeeper said he was out of lentils.

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I said, "Go look in the back."

150
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One minute later, he returns,

151
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and in his hand, lentils.

152
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<i>Ayyo. Venda, venda, Mami.</i>
You really don't have to do that.

153
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Relax.

154
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It's been a hard year, hasn't it, Nalu?

155
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"Nalu."

156
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Mohan used to call me that.

157
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<i>Nalini had forgotten the feeling
of someone taking care of her</i>

158
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<i>and how nice it could be.</i>

159
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Maybe I can come by tomorrow too.

160
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Smallest of hiccups.

161
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I accidentally invited Ben to your party.

162
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You what? But I invited Paxton already.

163
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You need to disinvite him.

164
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That's gonna be tough.

165
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He's already hired David Chang
to make appetizers.

166
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Okay, I'll disinvite Paxton.

167
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I bet he has Hot Pocket plans
to fall back on anyway.

168
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Yeah. Seems like they know
how to make their own fun.

169
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Hit me in the crotch.

170
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Yes.

171
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- That was awesome!
- Yes.

172
00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,583
Hey, did you see me hit Trent in the dick?

173
00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,835
For sure. For sure.

174
00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:08,881
So, about Friday.
It's gonna be just girls now.

175
00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,841
I don't mind eating with just girls.

176
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Kinda happens to me
every time I go to the mall.

177
00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,221
Like, I'll just look up
from my Sbarro pizza...

178
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Bam! Six girls at my table.

179
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Right. It's just,
maybe we can hang another night.

180
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I'm free tomorrow.

181
00:09:22,270 --> 00:09:23,896
You don't want me at your dinner?

182
00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:26,107
No cap, Devi.
You trying to ice out my boy?

183
00:09:26,190 --> 00:09:28,693
- Cancel week of? That's freaking hurtful.
- Yeah.

184
00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,946
It was Eleanor's stupid idea
to make it all girls.

185
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,574
Shame on you, Eleanor!

186
00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:37,118
Whoa, don't be so tough on Eleanor.

187
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Women should support other women.
What else did we march for?

188
00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,583
Cool, so I'll see you Friday?

189
00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:44,584
Yeah...

190
00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:47,378
Awesome. Let's go, man.
See you guys!

191
00:09:52,174 --> 00:09:54,343
Shit, do we just cancel the party?

192
00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,972
Did you know that zebras stand in a herd
to create an optical illusion

193
00:09:58,055 --> 00:09:59,890
so lions can't pick one out of the pack?

194
00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:03,394
I love interesting facts, but that
wasn't interesting enough to cheer me up.

195
00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:05,646
Don't you see? We need more zebras.

196
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:08,899
If we invite enough people, Ben and Paxton
won't notice they're both your dates.

197
00:10:09,900 --> 00:10:13,446
Do you work at the Apple Store?
'Cause you're a frigging Genius!

198
00:10:13,529 --> 00:10:16,198
Cancel David Chang.
We're scrapping the adult soiree.

199
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,951
We're throwing a classic,
sloppy, teenage rager.

200
00:10:19,035 --> 00:10:20,202
Text everyone you know.

201
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:27,960
<i>Tonight Devi was throwing
her first and only high school party.</i>

202
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,504
<i>And while she had been
manifesting this moment</i>

203
00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,798
<i>on her vision board
for the last two years,</i>

204
00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:37,011
<i>she couldn't stop thinking about
what Dr. Ryan had said to her earlier.</i>

205
00:10:37,094 --> 00:10:38,846
Guys, am I doing something wrong?

206
00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:42,558
Yeah. Those earrings are giving me
grandma-back-from-a-cruise vibes.

207
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:46,979
What if Ben and Paxton see me
doing something flirty with the other one?

208
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,606
Like spooning at a potter's wheel?

209
00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:52,151
Is this too risky?
What if they find out about each other?

210
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,634
I don't want that to happen
till I'm halfway around the world

211
00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,322
and can't be extradited for my crimes.

212
00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:59,033
It's gonna be fine.
We just need to separate the boys.

213
00:10:59,617 --> 00:11:02,328
We'll do wine tasting in the living room
for Ben 'cause he's fancy,

214
00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:05,331
and flip cup in the garage for Paxton
'cause he loves the garage.

215
00:11:05,414 --> 00:11:08,584
Don't be a Devi Downer.
You're gonna be legendary.

216
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,712
You have two boyfriends
and are about to throw the sickest rager.

217
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:14,965
Yeah, you'll go down
in the Sherman Oaks Hall of Fame

218
00:11:15,049 --> 00:11:17,677
like that sophomore in the '90s
who got Señora Gilbert pregnant!

219
00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:21,847
<i>Devi did like the sound
of becoming a Sherman Oaks God.</i>

220
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,934
<i>Certainly much more
than being totally forgotten.</i>

221
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:29,355
All right, let's do this.
Let's blow the roof off this mother!

222
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,481
- Yeah!
- But...

223
00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:32,692
let's also make sure
people pick up after themselves.

224
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:33,943
- Sure.
- Yeah.

225
00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:47,998
Did you see
how Vinitha ignored us at the store?

226
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:52,128
She has a real 'tude ever since her nephew
got her a stainless-steel fridge.

227
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:54,371
When Devi and I move here,
we can get you one of those.

228
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,424
No, you can't move here.

229
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,385
I thought you liked having me here.

230
00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:03,013
I love having you here,
but you are too westernized now.

231
00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,057
I'm not too westernized, <i>Mami.</i>

232
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:07,435
I saw you reach
for the seat belt in the car.

233
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,186
It was quite insulting to the driver.

234
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:14,275
Also, what would Mohan think?

235
00:12:14,358 --> 00:12:16,610
America was Mohan's dream, not mine.

236
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:20,656
I went because I loved him, and because
I liked the idea of no power outages.

237
00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:23,784
Maybe you didn't want it at first,
but what about now?

238
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:25,536
What about your practice?

239
00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:27,580
<i>Mami, </i>I need to move here.

240
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,749
I need my family's support.

241
00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,334
And are you getting that from them?

242
00:12:40,885 --> 00:12:44,430
Okay, Ben should be here soon.
I'll take him to the wine station.

243
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:48,058
Paxton probably won't be here for a while
because cool people are always late.

244
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:52,271
Ben said he just pulled up.

245
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,326
- Paxton's here.
- What?

246
00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,912
Paxton's also here.

247
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,123
Oh shit.

248
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:16,003
- What if one tries to kiss you hello?
- What? What do I do?

249
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,172
- Run away!
- We need a diversion.

250
00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:21,675
- How do we turn on the sprinklers?
- I don't know! God, I am so...

251
00:13:21,759 --> 00:13:25,262
What urp?
Your boy's ready to get slizzered!

252
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,848
Come through, robotics team!

253
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:30,810
My mom took us
to Chuck E. Cheese to pre-game.

254
00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:33,562
Not gonna lie,
a lot of us need to use the restroom.

255
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,610
Mom, we're safely at the porch.

256
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,654
You can go now! I love you.

257
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:42,947
Behave yourselves.

258
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:44,907
Okay, studs, this is our moment.

259
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,408
Let's try flirting.

260
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,702
I'm gonna ask a girl about her interests.

261
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,999
That seems like a lot of work.
I'm just gonna steal a girl's hat.

262
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,625
Go.

263
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:01,756
Yes!

264
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,552
Fab, I never thought I would say this,

265
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:07,888
but thank you for inviting
the entire robotics team to my party.

266
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:09,974
We have a problem.

267
00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:12,518
Paxton and Ben are both
at the fancy wine station!

268
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,451
Why is Paxton at the wine station?

269
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:18,899
I guess Trent's dad is a sommelier,
so he's doing impromptu tasting.

270
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,860
A lot of people
turn their noses up to a blend,

271
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,737
but I find that mixing and matching
different grape varietals

272
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,156
can yield some pretty fun surprises.

273
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,908
Devi, come in here!

274
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,994
Yeah, Devi, Trent's opening up a Shiraz.

275
00:14:32,079 --> 00:14:33,664
Why'd we think we could pull this off?

276
00:14:33,747 --> 00:14:36,166
Push me down the stairs.
I'll go to the hospital and hide.

277
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,878
But what if they both try
to ride in the ambulance with you?

278
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,004
Damn it!

279
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:41,797
Hey, Eleanor, I brought my skins!

280
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,133
Not now, Oliver. We're in a crisis.

281
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,176
Okay. I'll just put them on the table.

282
00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,054
All right. Think. Think.

283
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,641
We just need to get
one of them out of there.

284
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,103
I heard there's flip cup in the garage.
That's cool. You guys wanna play?

285
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,939
Oliver, crisis! Ask someone else.

286
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,819
Hey, Ben, wanna play flip cup with me?

287
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,988
Yeah, man. Sounds good.

288
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,039
Oh.

289
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,293
Hi, <i>Amma, Appa.</i>

290
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:24,465
Nalini! Come, join us.
This is Gokul, the groom's grandfather.

291
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:25,549
<i>Namaskaram, mama.</i>

292
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:32,139
And he's also a widower.
Can you believe it?

293
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,725
Yes, I can, due to his age.

294
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,394
The two of you have so much in common.

295
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:39,980
You both love peace.

296
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,650
<i>Oru nimisham, mama. Amma, inga vamma.</i>

297
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,735
Excuse me.

298
00:15:46,987 --> 00:15:49,799
What is happening? Are you trying
to set me up with a skeleton?

299
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,618
The women at the nursing home
chase him like he's one of the Beatles!

300
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:54,244
You shouldn't be setting me up.

301
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:56,330
It hasn't even been a year
since Mohan died.

302
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,999
You know how hard it is
to be a single mother?

303
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:00,793
Why not let Gokul help you?

304
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:04,338
First of all, Gokul will not be helpful
because he is currently asleep.

305
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:06,506
Or dead.

306
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,809
Secondly, <i>Amma, </i>won't you be helping me?

307
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:18,477
Yes, of course.

308
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,895
I mean, time permitting.

309
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,856
But when we are available, count us in.

310
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:25,275
Come. Now, let's go wake up Gokul.

311
00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:29,154
He was telling a story about dancing with
Elizabeth Windsor before she became queen.

312
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:34,827
<i>As Nalini watched her mother
gently slap Gokul awake,</i>

313
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:37,413
<i>it occurred to her
that Nirmala might be right.</i>

314
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,915
<i>The support system
she was uprooting her life for</i>

315
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:43,627
<i>was, in fact, not in India,
but in her imagination.</i>

316
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,212
Yoink!

317
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:51,385
So you're drinking during swimming season?

318
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:54,847
Oh. No, I just took a sip
so Trent would shut up about the bouquet.

319
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,849
I gotta be fresh for tomorrow.

320
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,932
I've a scout from Stanford
coming to watch me swim.

321
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:01,270
Whoa, you might go to Stanford?

322
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:02,896
It's not my first choice.

323
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:06,275
I kinda want to go to ASU, but I guess
the swimming is better at Stanford,

324
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,569
so maybe I'll just, like, go there.

325
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,239
I have never heard anyone
talk about Stanford this way.

326
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,782
<i>I went to Stanford,</i>

327
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,744
<i>and this kid's not showing
enough respect for the Tree!</i>

328
00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:20,039
So, would you maybe want to come
cheer me on tomorrow

329
00:17:20,622 --> 00:17:21,540
at my swim meet?

330
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,376
I'd love to look up and see you
when I climb out of the pool.

331
00:17:25,085 --> 00:17:27,880
And I'd also love to see you
climb out of that pool.

332
00:17:35,512 --> 00:17:37,431
Hey, why don't I get you a drink?

333
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:39,391
A non-alcoholic drink. Be right back.

334
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,350
Okay.

335
00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:48,358
Yo, I'm bummed. I'm gonna go on the roof.

336
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:54,489
Hey, babe.

337
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,032
Sorry we're late.

338
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:59,703
Guess what? Sasha got us tickets
to King Princess next month.

339
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,581
- You'll come, right?
- Sure. Is that a play?

340
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:06,376
Are you for real?
You've never heard of King Princess?

341
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,963
She's a singer
and the most unproblematic celesbian.

342
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:11,923
Right!

343
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,593
So, where can we get a drink?

344
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:15,803
Kitchen!

345
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,222
Chatty as ever, Fabiola.

346
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,689
Oh my God, Fabiola. Malcolm Stone's here.

347
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:31,527
Oh yeah.

348
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:34,947
He went to elementary school with us,
before he got on some Disney Channel show.

349
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:37,741
Yeah, he was the star
of <i>The Stretched Out World of Kyle French.</i>

350
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:41,203
You know, the show where the kid
and his dad drive a magical limo?

351
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,413
God, he's sexy.

352
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:44,497
Ugh!

353
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,626
I'm not dressed for networking,
and Eric stole my hat.

354
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,962
If I'm gonna talk to him,
I need more vodka.

355
00:18:51,588 --> 00:18:53,882
All right, I'm here. Let's flip some cups!

356
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,634
All right, you guys are going down.

357
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:59,054
We've got the first chair harp player.
Okay? Her finger dexterity is on point!

358
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,683
And Ben went to Space Camp,
so he knows all about gravity.

359
00:19:02,766 --> 00:19:05,352
Yeah, none of those things help you
with the beer part.

360
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,396
- Yoink!
- What the hell!

361
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:08,689
My zebra buckie.

362
00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:11,358
Three, two, one.

363
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,276
Begin!

364
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,444
- Go! Oliver!
- Go, go, go, go!

365
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,863
- Go, Oliver!
- Any day now.

366
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,157
- God! Come on!
- The foam is tickling my nose.

367
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,533
Just drink it!

368
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:21,243
- Flip, flip!
- Whoo!

369
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,786
Go, go, go! Flip! Flip, flip!

370
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,247
- Aw, do it a little more. Oh! Yes!
- Yes!

371
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,583
Okay, Ben, come on, come on. Any faster?

372
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:28,750
- Mm!
- Come on!

373
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,878
- Yeah!
- Whoo!

374
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:32,504
Come on.

375
00:19:34,047 --> 00:19:35,257
You got it. Yup.

376
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,318
- Whoo!
- Yeah, nice!

377
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,845
Be right back! Go team! USA!

378
00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,323
- I'm so disappointed.
- I know.

379
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,186
Hey, where did that kid go
with my beanie?

380
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,354
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

381
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:52,191
Now we wait.

382
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,989
<i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>

383
00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:02,034
<i>♪ Ah, wasn't enough connection ♪</i>

384
00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:04,119
<i>♪ But I love texture ♪</i>

385
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,580
Oh God.

386
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,251
Oh my God, guys, it was... Pfft!

387
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:16,423
Genuinely, it was like no big deal,
but like I had the best time at the Mouse.

388
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,426
Miley actually gave me the best advice
for how to stay grounded.

389
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:21,762
Rule number one, don't name-drop.

390
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,264
Demi Lovato said the same thing.

391
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,729
And you know how I feel
about the farm-core gays.

392
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:33,273
Neutral? I'm wrong, aren't I?

393
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,490
Hey, how's it all going?

394
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:45,577
Good! Just crushed flip cup with Ben,
grabbing some water for Paxton.

395
00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:48,997
I think I'm low-key pulling this off.
I just have to stay moving like a shark.

396
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,749
Hey, do we have any hard ciders?

397
00:20:50,832 --> 00:20:54,253
<i>GQ </i>says that it's the go-to beverage
for the international business set.

398
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,963
What are you doing on this side?

399
00:20:56,046 --> 00:20:57,547
Wait, am I not allowed to be?

400
00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:01,802
Is this girl talk? Is one of you gonna
start crying about female friendship?

401
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:03,845
I'll be in the living room.

402
00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:07,057
No! Don't go to the living room.
Go to my bedroom.

403
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,309
That way, uh...

404
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,812
we can be all alone.

405
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:13,105
Yeah?

406
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,066
Sounds good. I'll see you up there.

407
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:20,445
See? Legendary save.

408
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,532
That kid who knocked up Señora Gilbert
has nothing on me.

409
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:45,846
Huh?

410
00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:00,610
Uh, hey. What are you doing here?

411
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,571
I was looking for Devi.

412
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:06,074
Oh. Cool. I... I think she's headed up here.

413
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,159
Oh. Cool.

414
00:22:08,368 --> 00:22:09,828
Why are you looking for Devi?

415
00:22:11,079 --> 00:22:12,289
Just because.

416
00:22:12,372 --> 00:22:16,543
<i>Wow, thank God this Zoomer
doesn't know how to express himself.</i>

417
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,713
Is it true you're, like,
with Paxton now?

418
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:22,090
What? I don't even know
what you're talking about.

419
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,800
Oh my God, she definitely is.

420
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,053
You deserve it. You're so pretty.

421
00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,305
Excuse me.
Did you say you're dating Paxton?

422
00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:31,807
Eleanor.

423
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,185
Right?

424
00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,102
Yeah.

425
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,271
I'm Malcolm.
Heard you're the lead in <i>Menagerie.</i>

426
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:39,941
You know, my TV show recently ended,
so I'm back at normal school.

427
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,069
I guess my Adam's apple
became too pronounced

428
00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:43,779
to keep playing a fourth grader.

429
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:47,449
Would you, uh, maybe want
to show a fellow actor around? Hmm?

430
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,619
- Uh, yeah. Yeah, of course. Come on!
- Yeah? Yeah.

431
00:22:50,702 --> 00:22:51,745
Of course you would.

432
00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,456
But you're not dating Paxton, right?

433
00:22:55,082 --> 00:22:57,667
Who, me? No.

434
00:22:57,751 --> 00:23:00,253
That makes it sound like you are dating,
but you're not.

435
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,881
So just say it normal,
without the straw in your mouth.

436
00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:08,720
Oh! You guys need to leave this room!

437
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,264
- What? Why?
- Yeah.

438
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:17,270
- I'm about to hook up in here.
- My sweet, you found me.

439
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:18,354
- Oh!
- Agh!

440
00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:20,273
Wait, I didn't steal your hat.

441
00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,025
Why are you in here?

442
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:24,861
I'm flirting.
You of all people should recognize that.

443
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:26,363
Oh.

444
00:23:26,446 --> 00:23:29,157
This is weird.
I'm gonna go back downstairs.

445
00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,910
Yeah, I'm gonna... roll.

446
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,414
Thanks, guys. Phew!

447
00:23:36,164 --> 00:23:37,164
Well?

448
00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,167
Eric, give those hats back.

449
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,336
All right.

450
00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:51,388
<i>♪ Real school makes you wanna get high</i> ♪

451
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:52,471
There you are.

452
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:55,851
Are you hiding up here from my friends?

453
00:23:56,726 --> 00:23:58,937
No. I like your friends.

454
00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:00,355
Come on, Fab.

455
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:03,442
I haven't seen you this nervous
since the last SpaceX launch.

456
00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,819
It's really upsetting
when they explode.

457
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:10,115
Well, why don't we just hang out in here,
you and me?

458
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,455
Wait.

459
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,332
I am hooking up in here?

460
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,378
<i>♪ This is the diagnosis...</i> ♪

461
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,422
Why do you care if Zoe's with Paxton?

462
00:24:25,505 --> 00:24:27,549
- Because Zoe's not dating Paxton?
- Says who?

463
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:31,678
Says Zoe, multiple times,
just in a weird way. And also me.

464
00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:33,555
Yeah, but like, who are you even

465
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:37,893
aside from like this strange girl
that lives in this hilare yellow house?

466
00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:41,104
Paxton's legit girlfriend.

467
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,273
Yeah. I'm dating Paxton.

468
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,191
What?

469
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,407
Hi, Nirmala <i>Mami.</i>

470
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:57,204
Oh, I didn't know you were coming, Nalu.
I would've made something.

471
00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:58,580
No need, no need.

472
00:24:58,663 --> 00:25:02,626
I just stopped by to tell you
that you're right.

473
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,085
I can't move back to India.

474
00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:07,631
While I really loved my visit...

475
00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,760
it just doesn't fit like it used to.

476
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:15,639
You must do what is the best
for your family.

477
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,433
I will miss seeing you every day.

478
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,604
Aravind is in US. My daughter is too busy.

479
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:25,732
You wouldn't know it by looking at me,

480
00:25:26,399 --> 00:25:28,693
but sometimes I'm a little lonely.

481
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,029
<i>While we all
came to this conclusion</i>

482
00:25:31,112 --> 00:25:33,657
<i>after we saw her insane plant collection,</i>

483
00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:36,993
<i>Nalini knew it took a lot
for Nirmala to admit this.</i>

484
00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:38,953
Mm.

485
00:25:39,287 --> 00:25:42,249
We took this the day we moved to America.

486
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:45,627
Don't be so sad, Ma.

487
00:25:45,710 --> 00:25:47,837
You will forget me just like your brother.

488
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:50,006
California has taken another son from me.

489
00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,258
It'll be okay.

490
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:54,135
In a few years, Nalini and I
will have a Hollywood mansion.

491
00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:57,013
You'll come stay with us,
just like <i>The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.</i>

492
00:25:57,097 --> 00:26:00,141
I do like the way Carlton dances.

493
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,687
Mohan, it's... it's already 7:00.
We can't be late for the flight.

494
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:04,813
Okay.

495
00:26:14,155 --> 00:26:15,991
I love you, <i>Amma.</i>

496
00:26:16,074 --> 00:26:17,367
I'll make you proud.

497
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,331
You don't have to live here, you know?

498
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:25,333
Don't you have a sister in Australia?

499
00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:27,794
I hear it's a plant lover's paradise
over there.

500
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,130
No.

501
00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:32,424
This is the home where I raised Mohan.

502
00:26:32,507 --> 00:26:34,342
I want to live where he lived.

503
00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:39,097
You're right.
You should live where Mohan lived.

504
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,559
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!

505
00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:45,437
- Yeah! Whoo!
- Ben, stop. Just let me explain.

506
00:26:45,937 --> 00:26:46,937
Hey, Paxton.

507
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,816
You should know we're dating
the same person.

508
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:51,901
- I don't think so, man.
- I can explain.

509
00:26:54,237 --> 00:26:56,781
But the explanation might sound
a lot like what Ben said.

510
00:26:57,782 --> 00:27:00,660
Technically, yeah, I'm dating both of you.

511
00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:04,580
What?

512
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:06,416
I'm really sorry,

513
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:08,501
but it's not as bad as it sounds.

514
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:11,880
I mean, you guys didn't even notice, and...

515
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:16,843
I just... like you both so much.

516
00:27:20,096 --> 00:27:22,849
And if I were a guy,
you'd be high-fiving me right now?

517
00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,478
This is insane. I'm out.

518
00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:29,564
Paxton! Paxton, wait.

519
00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:37,489
That was embarrassing.

520
00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:40,825
Mostly for you, Ben.
But hey, we can keep partying right?

521
00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,452
Yeah, right?

522
00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:46,623
I think you have my hat.

523
00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:48,958
Oh. That I do.

524
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:52,045
You're kind of a bad boy, huh?

525
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,714
I'm terrible.

526
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,509
Paxton!

527
00:27:58,843 --> 00:28:01,846
Paxton, please come back.
I swear I didn't mean to hurt you!

528
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:04,766
Get over yourself, Devi,
as if you could hurt me.

529
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,225
<i>Don't worry, he's not dead.</i>

530
00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,730
Damn!

531
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:12,148
Oh shit!

532
00:28:12,232 --> 00:28:14,901
I'm coming for you, bro.
Blood brothers for life!

533
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:19,739
No! No! Aah! Aah!

534
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,282
That hurt.

535
00:28:38,633 --> 00:28:42,095
<i>Hi, it's Dad.
I'm here at the mall to pick you up.</i>

536
00:28:42,178 --> 00:28:44,139
<i>I'm parked in front of P.F. Chang's,</i>

537
00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:47,308
<i>but a brute security guard
is making me circle around.</i>

538
00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:52,272
<i>Uh, oh, wait, I see you.
Ah, there's my perfect girl.</i>

539
00:28:57,277 --> 00:28:58,862
Mom, I was thinking.

540
00:28:59,362 --> 00:29:02,031
What if we move to India earlier?
Don't unpack your bags.

541
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,867
I already put pictures of our furniture

542
00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:06,119
- on Craigslist...
- Devi, we're not moving to India.

543
00:29:06,202 --> 00:29:07,078
Huh?

544
00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:11,583
But a little bit of India
is moving in with us.

545
00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:12,751
Devi!

546
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,336
<i>Pati!</i> Oh my God, you're here!

547
00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:18,757
Darling granddaughter.
We shall have so much fun.

548
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:22,761
Now, who wants to help me
unpack my homemade pickles?

549
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:26,514
Oh, it's so nice to be... Hold on.

550
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,099
Why is the Ganesh statue askew?

551
00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:30,810
Did you have a friend over?
I thought we said no friends.

552
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:33,229
What if I said
I had multiple friends over?

553
00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:35,982
Would you punish me
by sending me off to a boarding school?

554
00:29:36,065 --> 00:29:38,026
And pay for someone else to raise you?

555
00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:40,278
Why do you think
I brought your grandmother then?

556
00:29:40,361 --> 00:29:42,155
You're lucky I'm jet-lagged.

557
00:29:43,448 --> 00:29:44,365
<i>Va, ma.</i>

558
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,577
<i>While Nalini may have spared her
from one punishment,</i>

559
00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:51,080
<i>Devi knew there was much worse
waiting for her at school.</i>

560
00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:13,686
<i>♪ And you said
What's the worst that can happen? ♪</i>

561
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,193
<i>♪ Come on ♪</i>

562
00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:24,739
<i>♪ Last night
I dreamed of a terrible light ♪</i>

563
00:30:29,410 --> 00:30:33,957
<i>♪ Last night
I dreamed of a terrible light ♪</i>

564
00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:44,091
Go to bed.


 



   


 
    
 
 
  
 


