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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:01,000 (upbeat funky music) 2 00:00:02,756 --> 00:00:04,082 ♪ The bell rings ♪ 3 00:00:04,082 --> 00:00:05,570 ♪ My heart sings ♪ 4 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:09,011 ♪ And I'm out in the hall with my best friends ♪ 5 00:00:09,011 --> 00:00:12,739 ♪ Going for a ride ♪ 6 00:00:12,739 --> 00:00:15,822 ♪ I feel good inside ♪ 7 00:00:23,018 --> 00:00:24,491 ♪ A good time ♪ 8 00:00:24,491 --> 00:00:25,778 ♪ The sun shines ♪ 9 00:00:25,778 --> 00:00:29,054 ♪ She's a very good friend of mine ♪ 10 00:00:29,054 --> 00:00:32,471 ♪ I don't wanna know why ♪ 11 00:00:38,214 --> 00:00:41,381 ♪ It's Hollywood High ♪ 12 00:00:47,804 --> 00:00:50,746 ♪ Sandy Shores ♪ 13 00:00:50,746 --> 00:00:52,816 ♪ Upstream ♪ 14 00:00:52,816 --> 00:00:54,470 ♪ I love the stream ♪ 15 00:00:54,470 --> 00:00:56,720 ♪ Open air ♪ 16 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:59,104 ♪ That's how I feel ♪ 17 00:00:59,104 --> 00:01:02,104 ♪ That's how I feel ♪ 18 00:01:04,802 --> 00:01:06,869 ♪ A good time ♪ 19 00:01:06,869 --> 00:01:08,320 ♪ The sun shines ♪ 20 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:11,406 ♪ She's a very good friend of mine ♪ 21 00:01:11,406 --> 00:01:14,823 ♪ I don't wanna know why ♪ 22 00:01:15,667 --> 00:01:18,334 ♪ Love flies by ♪ 23 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:23,948 ♪ It's Hollywood High ♪ 24 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:30,198 (Siren blaring) 25 00:01:30,198 --> 00:01:33,389 ♪ Sandy shores ♪ 26 00:01:33,389 --> 00:01:35,252 ♪ Upstream ♪ 27 00:01:35,252 --> 00:01:37,652 ♪ I love the stream ♪ 28 00:01:37,652 --> 00:01:39,730 ♪ Open air ♪ 29 00:01:39,730 --> 00:01:41,651 ♪ That's how I feel ♪ 30 00:01:41,651 --> 00:01:44,651 ♪ That's how I feel ♪ 31 00:01:48,255 --> 00:01:49,091 ♪ The bell rings ♪ 32 00:01:49,091 --> 00:01:50,872 ♪ My heart sings ♪ 33 00:01:50,872 --> 00:01:54,646 ♪ And I'm out in the hall with my best friends ♪ 34 00:01:54,646 --> 00:01:57,694 ♪ Going for a ride ♪ 35 00:01:57,694 --> 00:02:00,777 ♪ I feel good inside ♪ 36 00:02:02,906 --> 00:02:06,073 ♪ It's Hollywood High ♪ 37 00:02:18,078 --> 00:02:19,911 - [Candy] We'll have-- 38 00:02:21,835 --> 00:02:24,278 - [Group] Two all beef patties, special sauce, 39 00:02:24,278 --> 00:02:27,142 lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun. 40 00:02:27,142 --> 00:02:30,563 (rasberrie-ing) 41 00:02:30,563 --> 00:02:33,730 (comical synth music) 42 00:02:35,061 --> 00:02:36,710 - [Bebe] Candy, you gotta stop messing around 43 00:02:36,710 --> 00:02:37,904 with that horny old cop's head. 44 00:02:37,904 --> 00:02:40,683 - [Jan] Or we'll be going to school on Wilcox Avenue. 45 00:02:40,683 --> 00:02:43,088 - What's on Wilcox Avenue? 46 00:02:43,088 --> 00:02:46,158 - Monica, how long have you been hanging in with us? 47 00:02:46,158 --> 00:02:48,715 - Oh, about 10 weeks, I guess. 48 00:02:48,715 --> 00:02:50,494 - Has it been that long? 49 00:02:50,494 --> 00:02:52,314 - Well, maybe nine weeks. 50 00:02:52,314 --> 00:02:53,389 - I remember. 51 00:02:53,389 --> 00:02:55,266 It was right after we caught her having lunch 52 00:02:55,266 --> 00:02:57,168 in Mike Telafaro's gym shorts. 53 00:02:57,168 --> 00:02:58,778 (laughing) 54 00:02:58,778 --> 00:03:00,396 And he was in 'em at the time. 55 00:03:00,396 --> 00:03:01,923 - Well, it was during gym class. 56 00:03:01,923 --> 00:03:03,825 (laughing) 57 00:03:03,825 --> 00:03:07,409 - Okay, Jan, so what's on Wilcox Avenue anyway? 58 00:03:07,409 --> 00:03:08,896 - [Jan] Wilcox Avenue is a street where 59 00:03:08,896 --> 00:03:12,078 that poon-tang crazy cop changes into his jock strap. 60 00:03:12,078 --> 00:03:14,328 (laughing) 61 00:03:16,475 --> 00:03:18,795 - It's also where they lock up the bad guys. 62 00:03:18,795 --> 00:03:21,010 It could even happen to us good guys. 63 00:03:21,010 --> 00:03:21,916 - Don't worry. 64 00:03:21,916 --> 00:03:23,735 That flake won't dare bust us. 65 00:03:23,735 --> 00:03:25,745 He knows I'll tell the captain about the time 66 00:03:25,745 --> 00:03:28,260 I let him pound me with his night stick. 67 00:03:28,260 --> 00:03:30,732 - Gee, Candy, where was he pounding you? 68 00:03:30,732 --> 00:03:32,833 - Well, it sure wasn't on my head. 69 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:35,448 (laughing) 70 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:36,953 - Where was he pounding you? 71 00:03:36,953 --> 00:03:38,519 - Go back to sleep, Bebe. 72 00:03:38,519 --> 00:03:40,797 We'll wake you when the train gets to Chicago. 73 00:03:40,797 --> 00:03:43,949 You know, that cop really plays with himself 74 00:03:43,949 --> 00:03:45,103 in the shower. 75 00:03:45,103 --> 00:03:47,386 Can you imagine him getting caught doing it? 76 00:03:47,386 --> 00:03:49,636 (laughing) 77 00:03:53,935 --> 00:03:54,885 "Now, looky here, captain. 78 00:03:54,885 --> 00:03:56,497 It's my tally-wacker and I'll wash it as fast as I want to." 79 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:58,747 (laughing) 80 00:04:03,214 --> 00:04:06,937 Hey, where the hell are our guys anyway? 81 00:04:06,937 --> 00:04:08,968 I hope they don't forget the pup tent. 82 00:04:08,968 --> 00:04:10,218 - And the beer. 83 00:04:11,173 --> 00:04:14,358 - [Monica] Mmm, I sure wish this was a nude beach. 84 00:04:14,358 --> 00:04:16,610 - Come on, Monica. 85 00:04:16,610 --> 00:04:19,436 You just want a chance to check out the meat locker. 86 00:04:19,436 --> 00:04:20,363 - Yeah, look at the time I save later. 87 00:04:20,363 --> 00:04:22,196 No big disappointment. 88 00:04:23,707 --> 00:04:26,707 - You mean no little disappointment. 89 00:04:27,988 --> 00:04:29,936 - Speaking of disappointments. 90 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,094 (comical synth music) 91 00:04:31,094 --> 00:04:32,664 We got busted today trying to get a little 92 00:04:32,664 --> 00:04:33,944 in the cloakroom. 93 00:04:33,944 --> 00:04:35,944 Boy, do we need privacy. 94 00:04:37,139 --> 00:04:39,832 - [Jan] Oh, I hate that damn rumble-seat. 95 00:04:39,832 --> 00:04:44,206 I'm beginning to feel like the hunchback of Notre Dame. 96 00:04:44,206 --> 00:04:47,511 - [Monica] Well, the pizza parlor is out from now on. 97 00:04:47,511 --> 00:04:48,344 - Pizza? 98 00:04:48,344 --> 00:04:49,495 What kind was it? 99 00:04:49,495 --> 00:04:51,072 - Hot pepperoni. 100 00:04:51,072 --> 00:04:53,505 - Oh, I love hot pepperoni. 101 00:04:53,505 --> 00:04:55,799 - Yeah, especially if it belongs to Mike. 102 00:04:55,799 --> 00:04:57,716 Come on, let's get wet. 103 00:04:59,249 --> 00:05:02,332 (upbeat funky music) 104 00:05:15,418 --> 00:05:18,445 - Are we really going to take a train to Chicago, 105 00:05:18,445 --> 00:05:20,550 'cause trains make me sick. 106 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:21,543 - Come on, Bebe. 107 00:05:21,543 --> 00:05:22,469 Last one in the water gets the rumble-seat. 108 00:05:22,469 --> 00:05:24,810 (laughing) 109 00:05:24,810 --> 00:05:27,560 ♪ I may go along ♪ 110 00:05:35,062 --> 00:05:38,979 ♪ Our love will keep us strong ♪ 111 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:49,016 ♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪ 112 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:51,786 ♪ Don't you worry about me ♪ 113 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:54,115 ♪ 'cause the music ♪ 114 00:05:54,115 --> 00:05:57,698 ♪ The music will flow free ♪ 115 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:08,909 ♪ I laugh ♪ 116 00:06:09,779 --> 00:06:12,112 ♪ So easily ♪ 117 00:06:17,234 --> 00:06:19,984 ♪ When you smile ♪ 118 00:06:20,824 --> 00:06:23,324 ♪ So tenderly ♪ 119 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,284 ♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪ 120 00:06:31,284 --> 00:06:34,063 ♪ Don't you worry about me ♪ 121 00:06:34,063 --> 00:06:36,633 ♪ 'cause the music ♪ 122 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:40,216 ♪ The music will flow free ♪ 123 00:06:51,383 --> 00:06:53,633 (laughing) 124 00:07:06,208 --> 00:07:08,299 ♪ Ridin' on the tail of a comet ♪ 125 00:07:08,299 --> 00:07:11,241 ♪ Has never been an easy chore ♪ 126 00:07:11,241 --> 00:07:13,864 ♪ I gotta jump on that ol' fireball ♪ 127 00:07:13,864 --> 00:07:17,197 ♪ And ride forever more ♪ 128 00:07:24,515 --> 00:07:27,508 ♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪ 129 00:07:27,508 --> 00:07:30,337 ♪ Don't you worry about me ♪ 130 00:07:30,337 --> 00:07:32,356 ♪ 'cause the music ♪ 131 00:07:32,356 --> 00:07:35,939 ♪ The music will flow free ♪ 132 00:07:45,030 --> 00:07:47,581 ♪ Don't you worry about tomorrow ♪ 133 00:07:47,581 --> 00:07:51,882 ♪ Don't you worry about me ♪ 134 00:07:51,882 --> 00:07:53,496 - Hey. 135 00:07:53,496 --> 00:07:56,752 (laughing and screaming) 136 00:07:56,752 --> 00:07:59,814 (whistling) 137 00:07:59,814 --> 00:08:01,678 (laughing) 138 00:08:01,678 --> 00:08:02,511 - Whoo. 139 00:08:08,302 --> 00:08:09,135 Hello. 140 00:08:10,006 --> 00:08:13,006 Any of you groovy kids wanna boogie? 141 00:08:17,344 --> 00:08:18,177 Hey. 142 00:08:25,744 --> 00:08:26,577 Whoo. 143 00:08:30,096 --> 00:08:33,096 Any of you groovy kids wanna boogie? 144 00:08:35,259 --> 00:08:36,092 - Why not. 145 00:08:37,671 --> 00:08:38,825 - Cool it, Monica. 146 00:08:38,825 --> 00:08:41,601 His Tamale's not even here. 147 00:08:41,601 --> 00:08:43,225 - Hey, man. 148 00:08:43,225 --> 00:08:46,615 You're really an upfront chick. 149 00:08:46,615 --> 00:08:48,986 - Say, daddy, got some beer? 150 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:51,486 - Wow, where you think I'm at? 151 00:08:54,783 --> 00:08:56,200 I got everything. 152 00:08:58,148 --> 00:09:01,315 You wanna blow some real Cuban tobacco 153 00:09:02,740 --> 00:09:04,823 and ride on my big board? 154 00:09:06,710 --> 00:09:09,785 - If I blow grass, I'll be riding more than your board. 155 00:09:09,785 --> 00:09:11,062 How ya hangin'? 156 00:09:11,062 --> 00:09:12,979 - Oooh, I'm hangin' 10. 157 00:09:15,618 --> 00:09:18,785 You're a real foxy upfront chick, man. 158 00:09:20,328 --> 00:09:21,657 - What's with you all? 159 00:09:21,657 --> 00:09:23,764 Our guys are on the way out here. 160 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:26,487 - Well, what's Cuban tobacco? 161 00:09:26,487 --> 00:09:29,487 (upbeat funk music) 162 00:09:54,411 --> 00:09:55,244 - Oooh. 163 00:10:00,427 --> 00:10:02,169 - You ain't exactly Micky Mouse. 164 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,590 - Hey, cool it. 165 00:10:03,590 --> 00:10:05,840 (laughing) 166 00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:14,123 - Hey, water freak, you think you can handle four chicks? 167 00:10:14,123 --> 00:10:17,362 - My name ain't Frasier Mendoza for nothing. 168 00:10:17,362 --> 00:10:18,279 - For what? 169 00:10:19,831 --> 00:10:22,156 - Frasier Mendoza, man. 170 00:10:22,156 --> 00:10:23,661 - After the lion? 171 00:10:23,661 --> 00:10:25,020 (growling) 172 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:26,305 - Dig it. 173 00:10:26,305 --> 00:10:27,710 - I'm first. 174 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,960 (laughing) 175 00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:38,400 - Hey, cool it. 176 00:10:40,208 --> 00:10:41,625 I call the shots. 177 00:10:44,872 --> 00:10:46,205 First, we smoke. 178 00:10:48,905 --> 00:10:50,773 - Hey, cool it, Candy. 179 00:10:50,773 --> 00:10:53,129 You wanna get busted for molesting? 180 00:10:53,129 --> 00:10:55,379 (laughing) 181 00:11:20,183 --> 00:11:21,183 - All right. 182 00:11:22,439 --> 00:11:25,522 (upbeat funky music) 183 00:11:27,811 --> 00:11:30,561 - Man, this is really great shit. 184 00:11:32,538 --> 00:11:34,788 (laughing) 185 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,316 - I can get zoned out. 186 00:12:28,688 --> 00:12:30,938 (laughing) 187 00:12:46,662 --> 00:12:50,017 - Well, I'm getting horny honey. 188 00:12:50,017 --> 00:12:50,978 ♪ Here on the beach ♪ 189 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:52,310 ♪ About a quarter to three ♪ 190 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:53,710 ♪ I wasn't doing much ♪ 191 00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:54,950 ♪ I was just being me ♪ 192 00:12:54,950 --> 00:12:57,992 ♪ I never gave any false gainful employment ♪ 193 00:12:57,992 --> 00:13:01,135 ♪ What I love is total enjoyment ♪ 194 00:13:01,135 --> 00:13:02,621 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 195 00:13:02,621 --> 00:13:06,949 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 196 00:13:06,949 --> 00:13:08,150 ♪ Golden bikini ♪ 197 00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:09,475 ♪ Stop making locks ♪ 198 00:13:09,475 --> 00:13:12,128 ♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪ 199 00:13:12,128 --> 00:13:14,035 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 200 00:13:14,035 --> 00:13:18,449 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 201 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,787 ♪ I'm laying on the sand with a chick on each side ♪ 202 00:13:20,787 --> 00:13:22,155 ♪ Waiting on the surf ♪ 203 00:13:22,155 --> 00:13:23,842 ♪ And we'll go for a ride ♪ 204 00:13:23,842 --> 00:13:27,342 ♪ Don't know how I got myself in this situation ♪ 205 00:13:27,342 --> 00:13:30,138 ♪ What I like is a permanent vacation ♪ 206 00:13:30,138 --> 00:13:31,836 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 207 00:13:31,836 --> 00:13:35,774 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 208 00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:38,652 ♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪ 209 00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:41,352 ♪ I know my dreams are real ♪ 210 00:13:41,352 --> 00:13:43,044 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 211 00:13:43,044 --> 00:13:46,877 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 212 00:13:59,602 --> 00:14:00,921 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 213 00:14:00,921 --> 00:14:04,687 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 214 00:14:04,687 --> 00:14:06,094 ♪ Golden bikini ♪ 215 00:14:06,094 --> 00:14:07,533 ♪ Stop making locks ♪ 216 00:14:07,533 --> 00:14:10,318 ♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪ 217 00:14:10,318 --> 00:14:12,139 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 218 00:14:12,139 --> 00:14:15,972 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 219 00:14:19,166 --> 00:14:20,701 - Hey, sexy. 220 00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:25,192 - Last one in the water rides the last board. 221 00:14:25,192 --> 00:14:26,516 - He's talking board-on 222 00:14:26,516 --> 00:14:28,325 and we're thinking hard-on. 223 00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:30,340 Come on, let's get him. 224 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:32,049 ♪ Every other day you make a run for some beer ♪ 225 00:14:32,049 --> 00:14:33,758 ♪ That's as far as we'll get ♪ 226 00:14:33,758 --> 00:14:35,227 ♪ 'cause the place is so dead ♪ 227 00:14:35,227 --> 00:14:36,509 ♪ When the tide's coming in ♪ 228 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,916 ♪ And a little of the sun ♪ 229 00:14:37,916 --> 00:14:39,276 ♪ My baby's coming ♪ 230 00:14:39,276 --> 00:14:40,856 ♪ And makes my motor run ♪ 231 00:14:40,856 --> 00:14:42,552 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 232 00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:46,743 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 233 00:14:46,743 --> 00:14:49,861 ♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪ 234 00:14:49,861 --> 00:14:52,607 ♪ I know my dreams are real ♪ 235 00:14:52,607 --> 00:14:54,557 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 236 00:14:54,557 --> 00:14:58,972 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits. ♪ 237 00:14:58,972 --> 00:15:00,624 ♪ I'm rolling in the sand ♪ 238 00:15:00,624 --> 00:15:02,038 ♪ A chick on each side ♪ 239 00:15:02,038 --> 00:15:03,979 ♪ Waiting on the surf and we'll go for a ride ♪ 240 00:15:03,979 --> 00:15:07,489 ♪ I don't know how I got myself in this situation ♪ 241 00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:10,214 ♪ What I like is a permanent Vacation ♪ 242 00:15:10,214 --> 00:15:12,026 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 243 00:15:12,026 --> 00:15:15,906 ? I'm on the beach of bandits ? 244 00:15:15,906 --> 00:15:17,395 ♪ Golden bikini ♪ 245 00:15:17,395 --> 00:15:18,805 ♪ Stop making locks ♪ 246 00:15:18,805 --> 00:15:21,672 ♪ You gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪ 247 00:15:21,672 --> 00:15:23,252 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 248 00:15:23,252 --> 00:15:27,233 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 249 00:15:27,233 --> 00:15:28,766 ♪ I was laying on the beach ♪ 250 00:15:28,766 --> 00:15:30,345 ♪ About a quarter to three ♪ 251 00:15:30,345 --> 00:15:31,828 ♪ Wasn't doing much ♪ 252 00:15:31,828 --> 00:15:33,273 ♪ I was just being me ♪ 253 00:15:33,273 --> 00:15:36,377 ♪ I never gave any false gainful employment ♪ 254 00:15:36,377 --> 00:15:39,528 ♪ What I love is total enjoyment ♪ 255 00:15:39,528 --> 00:15:40,853 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 256 00:15:40,853 --> 00:15:44,818 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 257 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,470 ♪ Golden bikini ♪ 258 00:15:46,470 --> 00:15:47,889 ♪ Stop making locks ♪ 259 00:15:47,889 --> 00:15:50,948 ♪ I gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪ 260 00:15:50,948 --> 00:15:52,689 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 261 00:15:52,689 --> 00:15:55,784 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 262 00:15:55,784 --> 00:15:58,306 ♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪ 263 00:15:58,306 --> 00:16:01,371 ♪ Down on the beach ♪ 264 00:16:01,371 --> 00:16:03,621 (laughing) 265 00:16:16,363 --> 00:16:18,613 - Don't hit me in the face. 266 00:16:20,589 --> 00:16:23,012 - You're always stoned. 267 00:16:23,012 --> 00:16:24,762 - All right, cool it. 268 00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:31,011 - Jeez, Fenz, we've been looking all over for ya. 269 00:16:31,011 --> 00:16:33,525 - Fenz's chicks screwing off, eh. 270 00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:34,358 Eh. 271 00:16:35,757 --> 00:16:37,781 - Who's this creep? 272 00:16:37,781 --> 00:16:40,082 - Hi, Buzzy, honey. 273 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,693 - Hi, bullshit. 274 00:16:41,693 --> 00:16:43,026 Who's the creep? 275 00:16:45,018 --> 00:16:46,518 - This is Frasier. 276 00:16:48,185 --> 00:16:51,018 - Oh, you mean like the lion, huh? 277 00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:53,888 - Well, it wasn't like Micky Mouse. 278 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:54,721 I felt it. 279 00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:56,680 - Oh yeah? 280 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,793 Hey, mama, and what were you feeling? 281 00:17:00,793 --> 00:17:02,543 - All I feel is high. 282 00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:07,898 - Do you know what your eyes are beholding? 283 00:17:07,898 --> 00:17:09,981 - Man, I'm not sure, man. 284 00:17:12,593 --> 00:17:15,176 - They're beholding the Fenzie. 285 00:17:19,756 --> 00:17:21,423 - You mean the Fenz? 286 00:17:23,822 --> 00:17:26,239 - There can be only one Fenz. 287 00:17:27,322 --> 00:17:28,694 - Hey, man. 288 00:17:28,694 --> 00:17:30,927 I didn't know, man. 289 00:17:30,927 --> 00:17:34,123 - This is the Fenz and his boys' turn. 290 00:17:34,123 --> 00:17:35,653 - [Boys] Yeah. 291 00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:39,580 - And nobody messes with the Fenz's chicks. 292 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:40,997 - Yeah, right on. 293 00:17:42,873 --> 00:17:43,706 - Hey. 294 00:17:50,976 --> 00:17:52,046 - Hey, Fenz. 295 00:17:52,046 --> 00:17:54,241 You gonna let that guy fly the coop like that? 296 00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:55,107 - Sure. 297 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,642 - But why? 298 00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:59,910 - 'Cause that's how I stay so good looking. 299 00:17:59,910 --> 00:18:00,743 - Oh. 300 00:18:02,157 --> 00:18:02,990 Yeah. 301 00:18:06,191 --> 00:18:07,405 Yeah. 302 00:18:07,405 --> 00:18:09,655 - [Buzz] I want some Candy. 303 00:18:13,681 --> 00:18:15,457 (moaning) 304 00:18:15,457 --> 00:18:17,776 (upbeat funky music) 305 00:18:17,776 --> 00:18:20,193 ♪ Beach love ♪ 306 00:18:21,824 --> 00:18:24,241 ♪ Beach love ♪ 307 00:18:26,259 --> 00:18:28,676 ♪ Beach love ♪ 308 00:18:31,827 --> 00:18:35,410 ♪ Feeling the water's edge ♪ 309 00:18:36,893 --> 00:18:40,726 ♪ Feeling my toes in the sand ♪ 310 00:18:42,099 --> 00:18:44,516 ♪ Beach love ♪ 311 00:18:46,382 --> 00:18:48,799 ♪ Beach love ♪ 312 00:18:50,659 --> 00:18:53,076 ♪ Beach love ♪ 313 00:18:55,478 --> 00:18:59,561 ♪ And when I'm holding you tight ♪ 314 00:19:01,148 --> 00:19:05,487 ♪ Everything will be all right ♪ 315 00:19:05,487 --> 00:19:07,904 ♪ Beach love ♪ 316 00:19:09,044 --> 00:19:11,461 ♪ Beach love ♪ 317 00:19:14,531 --> 00:19:16,948 ♪ Beach love ♪ 318 00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:34,537 ♪ And when I'm holding you tight ♪ 319 00:19:34,537 --> 00:19:38,988 ♪ Everything will be all right ♪ 320 00:19:38,988 --> 00:19:41,405 ♪ Beach love ♪ 321 00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:44,092 ♪ Oooh ♪ 322 00:19:44,092 --> 00:19:46,509 ♪ Beach love ♪ 323 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,821 ♪ Beach love ♪ 324 00:19:59,045 --> 00:20:03,650 ♪ Feeling the warmth of his hand ♪ 325 00:20:03,650 --> 00:20:07,733 ♪ Can you hear music of the band ♪ 326 00:20:08,844 --> 00:20:12,927 ♪ And when I'm holding you tight ♪ 327 00:20:13,865 --> 00:20:18,198 ♪ Everything will be all right ♪ 328 00:20:18,198 --> 00:20:20,615 ♪ Beach love ♪ 329 00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,812 ♪ Beach love ♪ 330 00:20:27,344 --> 00:20:29,761 ♪ Beach love ♪ 331 00:20:40,276 --> 00:20:43,109 (class murmuring) 332 00:20:47,619 --> 00:20:50,161 - Oh god, I hate history. 333 00:20:52,153 --> 00:20:53,070 Buongiorno. 334 00:20:54,575 --> 00:20:55,742 - Belli belli. 335 00:20:57,467 --> 00:21:01,050 Today, class, we're going to do the Greeks. 336 00:21:03,283 --> 00:21:05,305 - Yeah, you should've come in backwards. 337 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,555 (laughing) 338 00:21:10,949 --> 00:21:13,199 (mumbling) 339 00:21:18,981 --> 00:21:21,654 - Now, about those Greeks. 340 00:21:21,654 --> 00:21:25,154 Now then, we have been studying the Greeks 341 00:21:27,804 --> 00:21:29,137 for about a week 342 00:21:31,465 --> 00:21:35,632 and you have all shown little or no interest whatsoever. 343 00:21:40,221 --> 00:21:43,054 Therefore, ergo too, you monsters, 344 00:21:46,114 --> 00:21:48,531 we're gonna have a spot quiz. 345 00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:53,693 These papers contain the questions 346 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:59,303 and when you hear me holler go go go, 347 00:22:00,790 --> 00:22:04,707 then and then alone, you may start start start. 348 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:24,851 Don't you dare turn over those papers 349 00:22:24,851 --> 00:22:26,101 until I say go. 350 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:30,853 When I say go go go you may start start start. 351 00:22:30,853 --> 00:22:33,182 Now, you will have 15 minutes 352 00:22:33,182 --> 00:22:35,943 in which to complete the test 353 00:22:35,943 --> 00:22:38,498 and I don't want to hear a word 354 00:22:38,498 --> 00:22:39,831 and no cheating. 355 00:22:41,300 --> 00:22:43,300 Now, after me, in Greek. 356 00:22:45,996 --> 00:22:47,036 (chalk squeaking) 357 00:22:47,036 --> 00:22:47,869 Boys 358 00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:50,503 are 359 00:22:54,821 --> 00:22:55,654 beautiful. 360 00:23:01,106 --> 00:23:02,724 Girls 361 00:23:02,724 --> 00:23:03,557 are 362 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:05,758 monstrous. 363 00:23:07,159 --> 00:23:08,532 Boys 364 00:23:08,532 --> 00:23:09,365 are-- 365 00:23:11,127 --> 00:23:12,161 - Mr. Flowers. 366 00:23:12,161 --> 00:23:13,494 (gasping) 367 00:23:13,494 --> 00:23:14,561 - Lord have mercy. 368 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:15,489 Sacre bleu. 369 00:23:15,489 --> 00:23:16,361 What is it? 370 00:23:16,361 --> 00:23:19,150 - I forgot the date today. 371 00:23:19,150 --> 00:23:20,352 - It doesn't matter. 372 00:23:20,352 --> 00:23:23,602 The Greeks did not have clocks anyways. 373 00:23:26,037 --> 00:23:27,490 (whispering) 374 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:30,823 Monster, I'll take those answers please. 375 00:23:32,650 --> 00:23:33,823 (bell ringing) 376 00:23:33,823 --> 00:23:34,656 Oh, my god. 377 00:23:34,656 --> 00:23:35,972 It's a raid. 378 00:23:35,972 --> 00:23:37,089 I mean it's a fire. 379 00:23:37,089 --> 00:23:37,922 I mean it's a drill. 380 00:23:37,922 --> 00:23:38,801 I mean it's a fire drill. 381 00:23:38,801 --> 00:23:39,837 Everyone, out. 382 00:23:39,837 --> 00:23:41,171 Out, everybody out. 383 00:23:41,171 --> 00:23:42,663 Out! 384 00:23:42,663 --> 00:23:44,246 Everybody, out out. 385 00:23:48,286 --> 00:23:49,119 Not you. 386 00:23:50,673 --> 00:23:53,423 I've decided to give you an oral. 387 00:23:57,048 --> 00:23:58,474 - [Catman Goldstein] Good evening, good evening. 388 00:23:58,474 --> 00:24:00,968 This is Catman Goldstein. 389 00:24:00,968 --> 00:24:03,290 The sky, which we are told is located directly above 390 00:24:03,290 --> 00:24:04,735 this morning's smog, 391 00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:07,193 is reported blue, blowed, and blown. 392 00:24:07,193 --> 00:24:08,818 Ha ha ha. 393 00:24:08,818 --> 00:24:11,383 All right, if you got a zit on your forehead 394 00:24:11,383 --> 00:24:12,948 that is growing into a third eye, 395 00:24:12,948 --> 00:24:15,352 do what I do, use Clear-all. 396 00:24:15,352 --> 00:24:18,313 Don't let your face be a disgrace. 397 00:24:18,313 --> 00:24:20,258 And now let's fill you with this new sound. 398 00:24:20,258 --> 00:24:22,443 It's Scott Gale and Company. 399 00:24:22,443 --> 00:24:24,261 - He may be dull, but at least he's boring. 400 00:24:24,261 --> 00:24:26,000 - I've had him and even when he's boring 401 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,626 he doesn't get too deep. 402 00:24:27,626 --> 00:24:28,855 (laughing) 403 00:24:28,855 --> 00:24:30,142 - Where's the guys? 404 00:24:30,142 --> 00:24:31,194 - Football practice. 405 00:24:31,194 --> 00:24:32,688 - Hey, we need gas. 406 00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:34,140 - We need oil. 407 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:35,469 - We need air. 408 00:24:35,469 --> 00:24:37,716 - We need a lube job. 409 00:24:37,716 --> 00:24:39,713 - We need big dick. 410 00:24:39,713 --> 00:24:41,140 - [All] Right. 411 00:24:41,140 --> 00:24:42,265 - Big dick? 412 00:24:42,265 --> 00:24:45,348 (upbeat funky music) 413 00:24:48,664 --> 00:24:50,406 - [Candy] You haven't met him yet, Monica. 414 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:51,925 He's been on vacation. 415 00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:54,053 - [Jan] But he's back now. 416 00:24:54,053 --> 00:24:56,594 Those gotta be his feet. 417 00:24:56,594 --> 00:24:59,498 - Hey, is that June East, the old movie star? 418 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,321 - Hey, she's not old, her movies are. 419 00:25:01,321 --> 00:25:03,582 She used to be the hottest thing in Hollywood. 420 00:25:03,582 --> 00:25:05,606 - Yeah, in more ways than one. 421 00:25:05,606 --> 00:25:09,023 - They say she buried two dozen husbands. 422 00:25:10,130 --> 00:25:13,297 (comical synth music) 423 00:25:17,478 --> 00:25:18,978 - That's big dick? 424 00:25:19,948 --> 00:25:21,365 That's funny. 425 00:25:21,365 --> 00:25:24,727 Gee, I wonder why they call him Big-- 426 00:25:24,727 --> 00:25:25,644 oh, I know. 427 00:25:32,817 --> 00:25:34,807 - It'll run okay now, Miss East, 428 00:25:34,807 --> 00:25:38,974 but I gotta have 146 bucks before I let you take the car. 429 00:25:40,032 --> 00:25:44,461 - How about taking it out in trade, big boy? 430 00:25:44,461 --> 00:25:46,661 - I'm really sorry, Miss East. 431 00:25:46,661 --> 00:25:49,039 Out of respect for your bosom and all, 432 00:25:49,039 --> 00:25:51,789 but I gotta get paid for my time. 433 00:25:52,861 --> 00:25:54,532 - [Jan] Looks like she doesn't have the cash 434 00:25:54,532 --> 00:25:55,728 to pay her bill. 435 00:25:55,728 --> 00:25:59,119 That little turd won't even give her the keys to her car. 436 00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:01,759 - She's a legend, a living legend. 437 00:26:01,759 --> 00:26:02,918 - Hey, man. 438 00:26:02,918 --> 00:26:04,699 We gotta swing something for her. 439 00:26:04,699 --> 00:26:07,412 - Wonder what he'd take for those keys. 440 00:26:07,412 --> 00:26:08,824 - Me. 441 00:26:08,824 --> 00:26:11,269 I think I'll drop his face in my cleavage. 442 00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:14,352 (upbeat funky music) 443 00:26:46,876 --> 00:26:49,713 - I think I'm gonna get them high. 444 00:26:49,713 --> 00:26:52,367 Make sure you holler if you see our guys coming. 445 00:26:52,367 --> 00:26:56,534 I don't want Monica to get caught with her pants down. 446 00:27:27,215 --> 00:27:28,702 - Miss East? 447 00:27:28,702 --> 00:27:29,702 - June East? 448 00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:33,304 - Well it ain't Might Joe Young, honey. 449 00:27:33,304 --> 00:27:35,993 - Here you are, Miss East. 450 00:27:35,993 --> 00:27:38,160 You can take your car now. 451 00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:41,579 - But I don't understand. 452 00:27:41,579 --> 00:27:43,602 That'll little worm, Big Dick, 453 00:27:43,602 --> 00:27:47,714 he said it was gonna cost me $146 in cash. 454 00:27:47,714 --> 00:27:50,262 - You see, Miss East, we're your fan club. 455 00:27:50,262 --> 00:27:52,602 - And one of our members is opening up 456 00:27:52,602 --> 00:27:56,282 what you might call a charge account right now. 457 00:27:56,282 --> 00:27:57,486 (moaning) 458 00:27:57,486 --> 00:28:00,513 - Yeah, and they're opening up real wide too. 459 00:28:00,513 --> 00:28:02,568 - You girls don't even know me. 460 00:28:02,568 --> 00:28:04,508 - But we know your work, Miss East. 461 00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:05,354 (yelling) 462 00:28:05,354 --> 00:28:07,604 And Monica sure knows hers. 463 00:28:16,131 --> 00:28:18,298 (moaning) 464 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:23,840 - I don't know how to thank you girls, 465 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,090 but I sure like your style. 466 00:28:29,813 --> 00:28:30,971 Here's my card, honey. 467 00:28:30,971 --> 00:28:35,138 Why don't you come down and see my some time, hmm? 468 00:28:37,311 --> 00:28:40,144 (tires squealing) 469 00:28:42,849 --> 00:28:45,016 (yelling) 470 00:28:50,236 --> 00:28:52,010 - What's up? 471 00:28:52,010 --> 00:28:54,165 (moaning) 472 00:28:54,165 --> 00:28:55,089 - [Jan] Nothing after you get through, honey. 473 00:28:55,089 --> 00:28:56,628 (comical synth music) 474 00:28:56,628 --> 00:28:59,711 (upbeat funky music) 475 00:29:06,462 --> 00:29:09,129 (clock ticking) 476 00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:29,686 - Psst, psst. 477 00:30:03,338 --> 00:30:07,053 - Kevin, I don't believe what I'm seeing. 478 00:30:07,053 --> 00:30:07,886 - You creep. 479 00:30:07,886 --> 00:30:09,049 What do you think I am. 480 00:30:09,049 --> 00:30:10,914 Get your hands off me. 481 00:30:10,914 --> 00:30:12,324 - I don't know what to say. 482 00:30:12,324 --> 00:30:14,612 I just don't believe it. 483 00:30:14,612 --> 00:30:16,991 Get your hands off her tit. 484 00:30:16,991 --> 00:30:20,233 - Maybe French is getting to him. 485 00:30:20,233 --> 00:30:22,256 Please, Miss Crotch, let me sit somewhere else 486 00:30:22,256 --> 00:30:23,862 where I'm safe. 487 00:30:23,862 --> 00:30:26,680 - Do you think this is some kind of porno class? 488 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:27,794 - But I was just try-- 489 00:30:27,794 --> 00:30:30,461 - That's enough, you sex maniac. 490 00:30:31,365 --> 00:30:32,948 Class is dismissed. 491 00:30:36,871 --> 00:30:37,948 Not you. 492 00:30:37,948 --> 00:30:39,698 You stay after class. 493 00:30:41,657 --> 00:30:45,574 (crowd murmuring and shouting) 494 00:30:49,203 --> 00:30:51,870 (clock ticking) 495 00:31:00,372 --> 00:31:04,122 now, your punishment is to squeeze 100 times. 496 00:31:08,052 --> 00:31:10,846 Commence counting and squeeze. 497 00:31:10,846 --> 00:31:14,006 If you stop, I'll murder you. 498 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:14,839 Squeeze. 499 00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:17,292 - One 500 00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:19,501 two 501 00:31:20,857 --> 00:31:21,690 three. 502 00:31:23,526 --> 00:31:24,517 - [Bebe] Where's Jan? 503 00:31:24,517 --> 00:31:25,805 - [Candy] I think she's with Kevin. 504 00:31:25,805 --> 00:31:26,885 - [Monica] The tit-squeezer 505 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:27,718 - [Candy] Yeah. 506 00:31:27,718 --> 00:31:28,991 - [Monica] I wonder if she needs any help. 507 00:31:28,991 --> 00:31:30,565 - [Candy] You gotta be kidding. 508 00:31:30,565 --> 00:31:32,509 - [Bebe] Hey, does anybody got any toilet paper? 509 00:31:32,509 --> 00:31:34,628 - [Monica] No, dammit, there's none in here either. 510 00:31:34,628 --> 00:31:35,572 - [Candy] I got some here. 511 00:31:35,572 --> 00:31:36,685 How do you want it? 512 00:31:36,685 --> 00:31:37,806 Over or under? 513 00:31:37,806 --> 00:31:38,964 - [Monica] Over easy. 514 00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:40,547 And don't you miss. 515 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,510 (splashing) 516 00:31:49,510 --> 00:31:50,343 - [Candy] I told you she's with Kevin. 517 00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:52,725 - [Bebe] Hey, that's the only roll in here too. 518 00:31:52,725 --> 00:31:53,558 Now what? 519 00:31:53,558 --> 00:31:55,170 - [Monica] You got any folding money? 520 00:31:55,170 --> 00:31:57,033 - [Candy] Just a five dollar bill, why? 521 00:31:57,033 --> 00:31:57,989 - [Monica] Well, either use it 522 00:31:57,989 --> 00:32:00,434 or wait till somebody comes in here who can change it. 523 00:32:00,434 --> 00:32:02,294 - [Bebe] I've got four quarters. 524 00:32:02,294 --> 00:32:04,544 (flushing) 525 00:32:08,241 --> 00:32:09,074 (upbeat funky music) 526 00:32:09,074 --> 00:32:10,019 ♪ Man, I'm getting hungry ♪ 527 00:32:10,019 --> 00:32:10,887 ♪ I mean a lot ♪ 528 00:32:10,887 --> 00:32:13,046 ♪ I take myself down to Pizza Plus pie ♪ 529 00:32:13,046 --> 00:32:14,460 ♪ All my friends are there ♪ 530 00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:15,660 ♪ It's time to eat ♪ 531 00:32:15,660 --> 00:32:18,302 ♪ We all get down to the Pizza Plus beat ♪ 532 00:32:18,302 --> 00:32:21,034 ♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪ 533 00:32:21,034 --> 00:32:21,867 ♪ Let's go ♪ 534 00:32:21,867 --> 00:32:23,397 ♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪ 535 00:32:23,397 --> 00:32:24,230 ♪ Oh, let's go ♪ 536 00:32:24,230 --> 00:32:25,715 ♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪ 537 00:32:25,715 --> 00:32:29,201 ♪ That's where we hang a lot. ♪ 538 00:32:29,201 --> 00:32:32,370 ♪ That's where we hang a lot. ♪ 539 00:32:32,370 --> 00:32:33,203 - Hey. 540 00:32:36,239 --> 00:32:37,530 ♪ Scarfing down ♪ 541 00:32:37,530 --> 00:32:38,780 ♪ Watching the show ♪ 542 00:32:38,780 --> 00:32:41,492 ♪ Eat something, take an order to go ♪ 543 00:32:41,492 --> 00:32:43,235 ♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪ 544 00:32:43,235 --> 00:32:44,192 ♪ Let's go ♪ 545 00:32:44,192 --> 00:32:45,998 ♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪ 546 00:32:45,998 --> 00:32:47,220 ♪ Oh, let's go ♪ 547 00:32:47,220 --> 00:32:48,542 ♪ Down at the Pizza Plus hop ♪ 548 00:32:48,542 --> 00:32:51,637 ♪ That's where we hang a lot. ♪ 549 00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:55,720 - Hey, somebody gonna take Fenzie's order or not? 550 00:32:57,578 --> 00:32:59,279 - What are you guys gonna have tonight? 551 00:32:59,279 --> 00:33:01,399 A cup of coffee and pass it around? 552 00:33:01,399 --> 00:33:05,299 - What the fuck do you know, Miss Universe herself? 553 00:33:05,299 --> 00:33:07,710 - Watch your mouth or I'll call the manager. 554 00:33:07,710 --> 00:33:09,281 - I'm sorry. 555 00:33:09,281 --> 00:33:10,471 I'm sorry. 556 00:33:10,471 --> 00:33:12,991 I didn't mean to say Miss Universe, you dog. 557 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,241 Now take our fucking order. 558 00:33:19,430 --> 00:33:21,680 - Okay, hot shot, now what? 559 00:33:23,370 --> 00:33:24,895 - What do you want from me? 560 00:33:24,895 --> 00:33:27,135 She started it with that coffee shit. 561 00:33:27,135 --> 00:33:28,293 Come on, already. 562 00:33:28,293 --> 00:33:29,710 Let's get inside. 563 00:33:31,381 --> 00:33:33,372 - Make that a large pizza 564 00:33:33,372 --> 00:33:36,299 and I'll have a Coke to drink with it 565 00:33:36,299 --> 00:33:40,216 and a chocolate milkshake with a hot pepperoni. 566 00:33:41,852 --> 00:33:43,305 - Yeah, and you can drink it along 567 00:33:43,305 --> 00:33:44,910 with your double banana split. 568 00:33:44,910 --> 00:33:49,077 - No, I'd like a tall ice tea with my double banana split. 569 00:33:50,627 --> 00:33:52,360 - I take it you're paying for this, 570 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:53,652 so what are you gonna have, 571 00:33:53,652 --> 00:33:55,685 a glass of water and a toothpick? 572 00:33:55,685 --> 00:33:57,514 - Okay, and I'll also have a plate of raviolis 573 00:33:57,514 --> 00:34:00,591 with 12 meatballs and an orange soda 574 00:34:00,591 --> 00:34:03,406 with garlic salt in it and, let's see-- 575 00:34:03,406 --> 00:34:08,211 - How 'bout a green salad with homemade meat sauce on it? 576 00:34:08,211 --> 00:34:09,249 - Oh yeah, that's sounds great. 577 00:34:09,249 --> 00:34:10,494 I'll take it. 578 00:34:10,494 --> 00:34:11,327 - Ugh. 579 00:34:12,305 --> 00:34:14,128 - I'll have some of that too. 580 00:34:14,128 --> 00:34:15,397 - You want what? 581 00:34:15,397 --> 00:34:17,564 - Meat sauce salad please. 582 00:34:27,941 --> 00:34:29,691 - Eat your heart out! 583 00:34:36,076 --> 00:34:38,731 - Ya'lls spaghetti will be right out. 584 00:34:38,731 --> 00:34:40,385 - I want mine hot. 585 00:34:40,385 --> 00:34:42,218 - He likes things hot. 586 00:34:43,904 --> 00:34:47,654 - You look like you're hot enough to satisfy. 587 00:34:48,559 --> 00:34:51,816 - Hey, what's this winky-wacky bull. 588 00:34:51,816 --> 00:34:52,899 I'm the Fenz. 589 00:34:56,087 --> 00:34:57,170 What is this? 590 00:34:58,692 --> 00:34:59,525 - What's the matter? 591 00:34:59,525 --> 00:35:01,162 Can't get served by miss big-boobs? 592 00:35:01,162 --> 00:35:02,829 - No, that's not it. 593 00:35:05,348 --> 00:35:08,845 - Wow, did you ever see that friggin' Mike and Bebe eat? 594 00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:12,046 - I swear they'd eat crap off a platter. 595 00:35:12,046 --> 00:35:13,374 - You say they're eating crap? 596 00:35:13,374 --> 00:35:14,699 - Oh, came on, Fenzie. 597 00:35:14,699 --> 00:35:16,311 Don't you start that bull too. 598 00:35:16,311 --> 00:35:17,162 - What bull? 599 00:35:17,162 --> 00:35:18,329 - Aw, nothing. 600 00:35:21,576 --> 00:35:23,889 Where the hell is that waiter? 601 00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:25,752 - He's probably stirring your tomato sauce 602 00:35:25,752 --> 00:35:27,112 with a fly-swatter. 603 00:35:27,112 --> 00:35:28,023 (laughing) 604 00:35:28,023 --> 00:35:30,572 - Hey, Fenz is gonna eat. 605 00:35:30,572 --> 00:35:31,977 So, let's all cool it. 606 00:35:31,977 --> 00:35:33,715 - Sorry, Fenz. 607 00:35:33,715 --> 00:35:34,882 - Hey, Waiter. 608 00:35:37,889 --> 00:35:39,376 - Hey, you know who I am? 609 00:35:39,376 --> 00:35:40,459 I'm the Fenz. 610 00:35:41,670 --> 00:35:43,989 None of this winky fucking crap. 611 00:35:43,989 --> 00:35:45,645 Just take their order. 612 00:35:45,645 --> 00:35:46,873 - Hey, man. 613 00:35:46,873 --> 00:35:49,790 We don't talk that way around here. 614 00:35:50,633 --> 00:35:53,233 - Hey, we got a problem outside. 615 00:35:53,233 --> 00:35:54,520 - What kind of problem? 616 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:55,845 - Like their friends ate up a storm 617 00:35:55,845 --> 00:35:59,268 and now they say they aren't gonna pay for it. 618 00:35:59,268 --> 00:36:02,091 - I suppose you creeps aren't holding either, right? 619 00:36:02,091 --> 00:36:02,924 - Wrong. 620 00:36:04,029 --> 00:36:07,757 See, I'm holding a plate of spaghetti. 621 00:36:07,757 --> 00:36:09,461 - Why you fucking pig. 622 00:36:09,461 --> 00:36:13,625 - Hey, we don't use that kind of language in here. 623 00:36:13,625 --> 00:36:15,070 - Ohhh. 624 00:36:15,070 --> 00:36:17,111 (laughing) 625 00:36:17,111 --> 00:36:19,036 (screaming) 626 00:36:19,036 --> 00:36:22,119 (upbeat funky music) 627 00:37:00,225 --> 00:37:01,952 - [Dispatch On Radio] Officer Archie, we have a 501 628 00:37:02,452 --> 00:37:03,836 at the Pizza Plus. 629 00:37:03,836 --> 00:37:07,114 See if you can get there this time without getting lost. 630 00:37:07,114 --> 00:37:09,864 (sirens blaring) 631 00:37:10,727 --> 00:37:13,137 (upbeat funky music) 632 00:37:13,137 --> 00:37:15,470 (screaming) 633 00:37:45,101 --> 00:37:47,851 (sirens blaring) 634 00:37:50,092 --> 00:37:51,541 (upbeat funky music) 635 00:37:51,541 --> 00:37:53,874 (screaming) 636 00:38:02,852 --> 00:38:05,602 (sirens blaring) 637 00:38:10,504 --> 00:38:11,749 (upbeat funky music) 638 00:38:11,749 --> 00:38:14,082 (screaming) 639 00:38:25,374 --> 00:38:28,124 (sirens blaring) 640 00:38:29,921 --> 00:38:31,158 (upbeat funky music) 641 00:38:31,158 --> 00:38:33,491 (screaming) 642 00:38:44,546 --> 00:38:47,440 (sirens blaring) 643 00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:50,273 (tires squealing) 644 00:39:13,001 --> 00:39:14,237 (upbeat funky music) 645 00:39:14,237 --> 00:39:16,570 (screaming) 646 00:39:44,594 --> 00:39:47,344 (sirens blaring) 647 00:39:50,409 --> 00:39:51,283 - [Dispatcher On Radio] Officer Archie, 648 00:39:51,283 --> 00:39:53,616 just where the hell are you? 649 00:39:57,691 --> 00:39:59,436 - [Captain On Radio] Archie, this is the captain. 650 00:39:59,436 --> 00:40:01,323 Call in right now. 651 00:40:01,323 --> 00:40:02,214 (upbeat funky music) 652 00:40:02,214 --> 00:40:04,547 (screaming) 653 00:40:09,417 --> 00:40:12,167 (sirens blaring) 654 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:15,473 (upbeat funky music) 655 00:40:15,473 --> 00:40:17,806 (screaming) 656 00:40:36,199 --> 00:40:39,428 (sirens blaring) 657 00:40:39,428 --> 00:40:42,261 (tires squealing) 658 00:40:49,953 --> 00:40:50,953 (upbeat funky music) 659 00:40:50,953 --> 00:40:52,483 (screaming) 660 00:40:52,483 --> 00:40:53,761 (sirens blaring) 661 00:40:53,761 --> 00:40:55,751 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 662 00:40:55,751 --> 00:40:56,910 (sirens blaring) 663 00:40:56,910 --> 00:40:58,560 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 664 00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,064 (sirens blaring) 665 00:41:00,064 --> 00:41:01,942 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 666 00:41:01,942 --> 00:41:03,286 (sirens blaring) 667 00:41:03,286 --> 00:41:05,114 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 668 00:41:05,114 --> 00:41:06,368 (sirens blaring) 669 00:41:06,368 --> 00:41:07,565 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 670 00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:08,476 (sirens blaring) 671 00:41:08,476 --> 00:41:09,573 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 672 00:41:09,573 --> 00:41:10,613 (sirens blaring) 673 00:41:10,613 --> 00:41:11,760 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 674 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:12,602 (sirens blaring) 675 00:41:12,602 --> 00:41:13,435 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 676 00:41:13,435 --> 00:41:14,268 (sirens blaring) 677 00:41:14,268 --> 00:41:15,127 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 678 00:41:15,127 --> 00:41:15,960 (sirens blaring) 679 00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:16,793 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 680 00:41:16,793 --> 00:41:17,626 (sirens blaring) 681 00:41:17,626 --> 00:41:18,459 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 682 00:41:18,459 --> 00:41:19,292 (sirens blaring) 683 00:41:19,292 --> 00:41:20,125 (upbeat funky music) (screaming) 684 00:41:33,252 --> 00:41:35,087 - Shh, keep your voices down. 685 00:41:35,087 --> 00:41:38,296 - I never wanna eat another meatball the rest of my life. 686 00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:39,541 - That goddamn fag. 687 00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:42,349 I think he tried to rape me with a pepperoni. 688 00:41:42,349 --> 00:41:43,264 - He did? 689 00:41:43,264 --> 00:41:45,431 Gee, I love hot pepperoni. 690 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,427 - We know already. 691 00:41:47,427 --> 00:41:48,260 We know. 692 00:41:48,260 --> 00:41:50,135 - Shh, keep your voices down. 693 00:41:50,135 --> 00:41:52,919 If my folks catch us out here, I'll be murdered. 694 00:41:52,919 --> 00:41:55,237 - Geez, Monica, would you folks really murder you? 695 00:41:55,237 --> 00:41:56,849 - Screw off, Mike. 696 00:41:56,849 --> 00:41:58,878 Go sit on a banana. 697 00:41:58,878 --> 00:42:00,343 - I'd like to get my hands on that cook. 698 00:42:00,343 --> 00:42:02,809 I'll flatten him, like one of his pizzas. 699 00:42:02,809 --> 00:42:03,642 - I couldn't move. 700 00:42:03,642 --> 00:42:06,456 That creepy waiter kept trying to hold me by my tits. 701 00:42:06,456 --> 00:42:08,889 - Ha ha, he thought I was one of his turkeys. 702 00:42:08,889 --> 00:42:10,709 He kept stuffing meatballs up my ass. 703 00:42:10,709 --> 00:42:12,959 (laughing) 704 00:42:15,051 --> 00:42:17,485 - The waitress kept pouring gravy on my tits 705 00:42:17,485 --> 00:42:19,377 and then she'd lick it off. 706 00:42:19,377 --> 00:42:20,961 - Oh yeah, I was trying to do the same thing. 707 00:42:20,961 --> 00:42:22,775 She kept pushing me away. 708 00:42:22,775 --> 00:42:25,533 - Hey, let's dry off, get in the van, 709 00:42:25,533 --> 00:42:27,401 and split to Mulholland. 710 00:42:27,401 --> 00:42:28,604 - [Group] Yeah. 711 00:42:28,604 --> 00:42:30,012 - We deserve it. 712 00:42:30,012 --> 00:42:32,096 - We'll have to ride nude. 713 00:42:32,096 --> 00:42:33,668 - Give me a towel. 714 00:42:33,668 --> 00:42:34,918 - [Group] Awww. 715 00:42:36,979 --> 00:42:39,405 (upbeat funky music) 716 00:42:39,405 --> 00:42:40,570 - [Fenzie] Hey, hey, come on. 717 00:42:40,570 --> 00:42:42,342 I'm only gonna bury the Fenz a little bit. 718 00:42:42,342 --> 00:42:43,808 - [Candy] Ouch, damnit, Fenzie, 719 00:42:43,808 --> 00:42:45,177 you're missing the right thing. 720 00:42:45,177 --> 00:42:47,991 - [Jan] Somebody has their bony ass knee in my ear. 721 00:42:47,991 --> 00:42:48,862 - [Fenzie] Is that your ear? 722 00:42:48,862 --> 00:42:49,695 - [Jan] Yes. 723 00:42:49,695 --> 00:42:51,017 - [Fenzie] Well, for your information, mama, 724 00:42:51,017 --> 00:42:52,318 that bone is not my knee. 725 00:42:52,318 --> 00:42:53,436 - [Bebe] Oh shit, Sam. 726 00:42:53,436 --> 00:42:55,142 Get that thing down here where it belongs. 727 00:42:55,142 --> 00:42:56,371 - [Sam] Where the hell is that? 728 00:42:56,371 --> 00:42:57,867 - [Candy] Fenzie, is this you? 729 00:42:57,867 --> 00:42:58,865 - [Buzz] Hell no. 730 00:42:58,865 --> 00:43:01,244 Don't you know the difference in size? 731 00:43:01,244 --> 00:43:02,322 This is Buzz. 732 00:43:02,322 --> 00:43:05,113 - [Monica] If that's Buzz, then who the hell are you? 733 00:43:05,113 --> 00:43:06,643 - [Sam] Oh, I thought you were Bebe. 734 00:43:06,643 --> 00:43:08,406 - [Monica] We'll I'm friggin not. 735 00:43:08,406 --> 00:43:10,328 Couldn't you tell by the ass rotation. 736 00:43:10,328 --> 00:43:11,226 - [Fenzie] Damn it, Jan. 737 00:43:11,226 --> 00:43:12,723 Move around a little. 738 00:43:12,723 --> 00:43:14,504 - [Buzz] Hey, cool it will ya, Fenz. 739 00:43:14,504 --> 00:43:16,302 You're going all on me, man. 740 00:43:16,302 --> 00:43:18,854 - [Jan] You're like a bunch of animals. 741 00:43:18,854 --> 00:43:20,881 This shit has got to cease. 742 00:43:20,881 --> 00:43:23,438 - [Bebe] There's just got to be better accommodations. 743 00:43:23,438 --> 00:43:25,457 - [Fenzie] I give up. 744 00:43:25,457 --> 00:43:28,195 My wacker's been everywhere but where it belongs. 745 00:43:28,195 --> 00:43:29,123 - [Mike] I can't get up. 746 00:43:29,123 --> 00:43:31,090 - [Sam] Put your pants back on, Monica. 747 00:43:31,090 --> 00:43:32,442 - [Monica] I never got them off. 748 00:43:32,442 --> 00:43:34,925 - [Jan] Christ, Sam, that's mine you're playing with. 749 00:43:34,925 --> 00:43:36,588 - [Bebe] Mike, was that you? 750 00:43:36,588 --> 00:43:37,421 - [Mike] Hell no. 751 00:43:37,421 --> 00:43:38,423 I said mine won't get up. 752 00:43:38,423 --> 00:43:39,305 (groaning) 753 00:43:39,305 --> 00:43:43,472 - [Fenzie] Oh hell, I'm gonna put this baby outta here. 754 00:43:48,621 --> 00:43:50,606 - [Monica] I know we don't have any privacy. 755 00:43:50,606 --> 00:43:51,872 Half the time in that damn van, 756 00:43:51,872 --> 00:43:53,498 I don't know who I'm screwing. 757 00:43:53,498 --> 00:43:57,597 I'm tired of rumble seats, the doorway, and grease-rats-- 758 00:43:57,597 --> 00:43:59,455 - [Bebe] And locker rooms and pay toilets 759 00:43:59,455 --> 00:44:00,798 and phone booths. 760 00:44:00,798 --> 00:44:02,500 - [Candy] And swimming pools and pup tents 761 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:03,617 and bowling alleys. 762 00:44:03,617 --> 00:44:04,572 - [Bebe] Bowling alleys? 763 00:44:04,572 --> 00:44:06,225 - [Candy] Yeah, haven't you ever? 764 00:44:06,225 --> 00:44:07,218 - [Monica] I don't think I wanna. 765 00:44:07,218 --> 00:44:09,122 - [Candy] You haven't lived. 766 00:44:09,122 --> 00:44:11,554 When those pins start pounding your bare-- 767 00:44:11,554 --> 00:44:13,987 - [Monica] They won't pound me between mine. 768 00:44:13,987 --> 00:44:15,563 - [Bebe] Where are we going in such a hurry? 769 00:44:15,563 --> 00:44:17,022 - [Monica] Just relax. 770 00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:17,855 - [Candy] Slow down. 771 00:44:17,855 --> 00:44:18,938 Turn in here. 772 00:44:24,253 --> 00:44:25,544 - [Bebe] Hey, this looks spooky. 773 00:44:25,544 --> 00:44:27,162 - [Jan] Will you stop being flaky? 774 00:44:27,162 --> 00:44:28,548 - - [Candy] Well, this is a little creepy. 775 00:44:28,548 --> 00:44:30,743 What happens if we meet something coming down? 776 00:44:30,743 --> 00:44:32,324 - [Monica] You drive over it. 777 00:44:32,324 --> 00:44:34,063 - [Bebe] I hope it's smaller than us. 778 00:44:34,063 --> 00:44:35,898 I think we should throw this taxi in reverse. 779 00:44:35,898 --> 00:44:38,898 - [Monica] Oh, will you two cool it? 780 00:44:40,443 --> 00:44:43,526 (upbeat funky music) 781 00:44:48,795 --> 00:44:51,027 - [Candy] This dump hasn't been manicured in 100 years. 782 00:44:51,027 --> 00:44:53,413 - [Bebe] Looks like a friggin jungle. 783 00:44:53,413 --> 00:44:54,318 - [Jan] Don't breathe too hard. 784 00:44:54,318 --> 00:44:56,318 You might knock it over. 785 00:45:10,511 --> 00:45:12,750 (growling) 786 00:45:12,750 --> 00:45:15,500 (dramatic music) 787 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:22,088 - [Monica] Who lives here anyway? 788 00:45:22,088 --> 00:45:23,368 The jolly green giant? 789 00:45:23,368 --> 00:45:25,786 I've never climbed so many fucking steps in my whole life. 790 00:45:25,786 --> 00:45:27,530 - [Candy] Will you stop whining, Monica? 791 00:45:27,530 --> 00:45:30,076 That ass of yours could shed some fat. 792 00:45:30,076 --> 00:45:33,175 - [Monica] Well, Sam just happens to like fat asses. 793 00:45:33,175 --> 00:45:34,958 - [Bebe] Come to think of it, I do too. 794 00:45:34,958 --> 00:45:37,375 - [Jan] Will you two cool it? 795 00:45:57,007 --> 00:45:59,257 (growling) 796 00:46:02,958 --> 00:46:06,417 - Oh, I can see Vincent Price coming down the stairs now. 797 00:46:06,417 --> 00:46:07,461 - Where, where? 798 00:46:07,461 --> 00:46:08,742 - Cool it, you dizzy. 799 00:46:08,742 --> 00:46:09,669 Come on. 800 00:46:09,669 --> 00:46:12,023 Let's check this mausoleum out. 801 00:46:12,023 --> 00:46:14,023 - Look at all this junk. 802 00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:18,519 - That junk is probably worth a fortune. 803 00:46:18,519 --> 00:46:19,449 - Oh, Jan. 804 00:46:19,449 --> 00:46:20,935 I'm not taking another step till you tell us 805 00:46:20,935 --> 00:46:22,885 whose pad this is. 806 00:46:22,885 --> 00:46:23,789 - Who else? 807 00:46:23,789 --> 00:46:25,321 June East. 808 00:46:25,321 --> 00:46:29,141 Didn't she tell us to "come down and see me sometime?" 809 00:46:29,141 --> 00:46:30,808 Hello, anybody home? 810 00:46:33,477 --> 00:46:35,114 Hello? 811 00:46:35,114 --> 00:46:35,947 Hello? 812 00:46:39,465 --> 00:46:40,298 Hello? 813 00:46:41,287 --> 00:46:42,370 Anybody home? 814 00:46:46,829 --> 00:46:48,801 I guess there's nobody home. 815 00:46:48,801 --> 00:46:51,041 Come on, let's check out the place. 816 00:46:51,041 --> 00:46:52,539 - What for? 817 00:46:52,539 --> 00:46:54,457 - I've got my reasons. 818 00:46:54,457 --> 00:46:57,068 - But what if somebody catches us. 819 00:46:57,068 --> 00:46:58,892 - We were invited, you know? 820 00:46:58,892 --> 00:47:00,653 - Candy, you and Monica check downstairs. 821 00:47:00,653 --> 00:47:02,476 I'll check out around here. 822 00:47:02,476 --> 00:47:05,081 And, Bebe, you check out the upstairs. 823 00:47:05,081 --> 00:47:06,420 - What are we checking for? 824 00:47:06,420 --> 00:47:10,290 - I wanna know how many bedrooms there are in this house. 825 00:47:10,290 --> 00:47:12,904 - I don't wanna go up there all by myself. 826 00:47:12,904 --> 00:47:15,371 - Come on, get going. 827 00:47:15,371 --> 00:47:16,672 Well? 828 00:47:16,672 --> 00:47:19,755 - I didn't wanna come in here anyway. 829 00:47:24,064 --> 00:47:26,354 I don't know why I have to go up here by myself anyway. 830 00:47:26,354 --> 00:47:28,937 This place gives me the creeps. 831 00:47:30,793 --> 00:47:33,273 (moaning) (growling) 832 00:47:33,273 --> 00:47:34,722 - [June] Oh my god. 833 00:47:34,722 --> 00:47:36,972 Oh, I can't stand any more. 834 00:47:38,867 --> 00:47:39,700 Oh, oh. 835 00:47:43,838 --> 00:47:48,232 - I think June East and a lion are making it. 836 00:47:48,232 --> 00:47:50,399 (gasping) 837 00:47:52,113 --> 00:47:55,143 - All right, who's down there? 838 00:47:55,143 --> 00:47:57,389 - It's us, Miss East. 839 00:47:57,389 --> 00:47:59,472 - And who the hell is us? 840 00:48:00,639 --> 00:48:02,849 - We're the girls that helped you get your car back 841 00:48:02,849 --> 00:48:03,932 from Big Dick 842 00:48:06,473 --> 00:48:07,640 - Oh, that us. 843 00:48:09,561 --> 00:48:11,885 I'll be right down. 844 00:48:11,885 --> 00:48:15,793 Ya'll scared my little kitty to death. 845 00:48:15,793 --> 00:48:18,460 (sensual music) 846 00:48:19,461 --> 00:48:21,711 (laughing) 847 00:48:23,365 --> 00:48:25,991 - This sure is a marvelous old house you have here, 848 00:48:25,991 --> 00:48:27,071 Miss East. 849 00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:29,057 - Yes, now cut that Miss East 850 00:48:29,057 --> 00:48:30,474 and call me June. 851 00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:34,543 That Miss crap makes me feel ancient. 852 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:39,996 Say, baby, get me some more champagne, will you? 853 00:48:39,996 --> 00:48:41,317 - Sure, June. 854 00:48:41,317 --> 00:48:43,670 How many rooms do you have in this house? 855 00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:45,420 - Hell, I don't know. 856 00:48:47,503 --> 00:48:49,445 - And you live here all alone. 857 00:48:49,445 --> 00:48:51,311 - Just me and the memories 858 00:48:51,311 --> 00:48:52,561 of all my boys. 859 00:48:56,372 --> 00:49:00,130 - Did you ever think of coaching aspiring, young actresses, 860 00:49:00,130 --> 00:49:01,747 like ourselves? 861 00:49:01,747 --> 00:49:05,830 - No, but I've coached a few young men in my day. 862 00:49:08,710 --> 00:49:09,620 Thanks, honey. 863 00:49:09,620 --> 00:49:14,137 I'd offer you some, but the stuff is too goddamn expensive 864 00:49:14,137 --> 00:49:15,220 to piss away. 865 00:49:16,338 --> 00:49:20,485 Now, what the hell are you all doing here anyway? 866 00:49:20,485 --> 00:49:23,314 - Yeah, what the hell are we doing here? 867 00:49:23,314 --> 00:49:25,834 - Frankly, June, it would be an asset to you and us 868 00:49:25,834 --> 00:49:27,849 if you would coach us in acting. 869 00:49:27,849 --> 00:49:30,471 Our parents would be willing to fork out good money 870 00:49:30,471 --> 00:49:33,971 for us to be coached by such a great star. 871 00:49:37,836 --> 00:49:40,169 - Oh, I love champagne best. 872 00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:45,048 Acting classes, huh? 873 00:49:46,627 --> 00:49:49,620 Tell me, honey, are there gonna be any young boys 874 00:49:49,620 --> 00:49:51,947 that need instruction? 875 00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:54,362 - Oh, yes, lots and lots of boys. 876 00:49:54,362 --> 00:49:56,050 - Lots and lots of boys. 877 00:49:56,050 --> 00:49:58,300 - I mean any real big boys? 878 00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:01,322 - Oh, plenty. 879 00:50:02,228 --> 00:50:03,912 - Oh, plenty. 880 00:50:03,912 --> 00:50:05,734 - Big, really big. 881 00:50:05,734 --> 00:50:07,734 - Big really big. 882 00:50:07,734 --> 00:50:09,031 - What have you got here, 883 00:50:09,031 --> 00:50:12,249 some kind of goddamn parrot in drag? 884 00:50:12,249 --> 00:50:16,416 Anyways, sweetheart, I don't feel like coaching just yet. 885 00:50:17,701 --> 00:50:19,618 - Well, maybe this big. 886 00:50:21,305 --> 00:50:22,890 - You've got a deal. 887 00:50:22,890 --> 00:50:25,146 - [Group] All right. 888 00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:28,030 (upbeat funky music) 889 00:50:28,030 --> 00:50:28,863 ♪ Take off the top ♪ 890 00:50:28,863 --> 00:50:32,055 ♪ The sky's above ♪ 891 00:50:32,055 --> 00:50:34,090 ♪ Riding down the white line ♪ 892 00:50:34,090 --> 00:50:36,840 ♪ Tunnel of love ♪ 893 00:50:37,816 --> 00:50:39,440 ♪ Can't stop now ♪ 894 00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:42,440 ♪ No, gotta be cool ♪ 895 00:50:43,650 --> 00:50:45,145 ♪ Teacher and your mother ♪ 896 00:50:45,145 --> 00:50:49,323 ♪ Want you back in school ♪ 897 00:50:49,323 --> 00:50:52,344 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 898 00:50:52,344 --> 00:50:56,511 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 899 00:50:59,806 --> 00:51:01,179 ♪ Ride to the beach ♪ 900 00:51:01,179 --> 00:51:04,096 ♪ Ride to the park ♪ 901 00:51:05,199 --> 00:51:09,366 ♪ Won't you ride with me baby till way after dark ♪ 902 00:51:10,822 --> 00:51:12,477 ♪ Fill up the tank ♪ 903 00:51:12,477 --> 00:51:15,810 ♪ And pick up the girls ♪ 904 00:51:16,893 --> 00:51:21,060 ♪ Pick 'em all up and let's go for a whirl ♪ 905 00:51:22,373 --> 00:51:25,078 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 906 00:51:25,078 --> 00:51:28,145 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 907 00:51:28,145 --> 00:51:32,312 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 908 00:51:36,098 --> 00:51:37,181 ♪ Take off the top ♪ 909 00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:40,805 ♪ The sky's above ♪ 910 00:51:40,805 --> 00:51:42,599 ♪ Ridin' down the white line ♪ 911 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:45,349 ♪ Tunnel of love ♪ 912 00:51:46,380 --> 00:51:47,869 ♪ Can't stop now ♪ 913 00:51:47,869 --> 00:51:50,869 ♪ No, gotta be cool ♪ 914 00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:56,950 ♪ Teacher and your mother want you back in school ♪ 915 00:51:56,950 --> 00:51:58,198 ♪ Tell 'em ♪ 916 00:51:58,198 --> 00:52:01,045 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 917 00:52:01,045 --> 00:52:03,664 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 918 00:52:03,664 --> 00:52:06,919 ♪ Riding in my running red, riding in my running red ♪ 919 00:52:06,919 --> 00:52:10,919 ♪ Riding in my running red road ♪ 920 00:52:11,758 --> 00:52:16,435 ♪ Let's go riding the rest of the day ♪ 921 00:52:16,435 --> 00:52:20,602 ♪ I would ride with you forever if I had my way ♪ 922 00:52:22,237 --> 00:52:23,723 ♪ Take off the top ♪ 923 00:52:23,723 --> 00:52:26,556 ♪ The sky's above ♪ 924 00:52:27,475 --> 00:52:29,789 ♪ Ha, we'll go riding down the white line ♪ 925 00:52:29,789 --> 00:52:32,539 ♪ Tunnel of love ♪ 926 00:52:35,765 --> 00:52:37,089 - [Cop] But, captain, I'm telling you. 927 00:52:37,089 --> 00:52:39,578 I was standing, holding my billy club when-- 928 00:52:39,578 --> 00:52:42,411 hey, I think that's them up ahead. 929 00:52:43,959 --> 00:52:45,046 I'm outta gas. 930 00:52:45,046 --> 00:52:46,797 Would you believe? 931 00:52:46,797 --> 00:52:48,457 - [Captain On Radio] You're damn right we believe. 932 00:52:48,457 --> 00:52:50,624 Boy, your ass is mine now. 933 00:52:53,082 --> 00:52:54,323 ♪ Ride to the beach ♪ 934 00:52:54,323 --> 00:52:57,240 ♪ Ride to the park ♪ 935 00:52:58,371 --> 00:53:02,538 ♪ Won't you ride with me baby till way after dark ♪ 936 00:53:04,119 --> 00:53:05,818 ♪ Fill up the tank ♪ 937 00:53:05,818 --> 00:53:09,649 ♪ Pick up the girls ♪ 938 00:53:09,649 --> 00:53:13,816 ♪ We'll pick 'em all up and go for a whirl ♪ 939 00:53:15,305 --> 00:53:19,408 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 940 00:53:19,408 --> 00:53:21,411 ♪ Riding in my running red roadster ♪ 941 00:53:21,411 --> 00:53:24,290 ♪ Riding in my running red, riding in my running red ♪ 942 00:53:24,290 --> 00:53:28,308 ♪ Riding in my running red road ♪ 943 00:53:28,308 --> 00:53:30,604 - [Fenzie] Ah, Candy, baby, the Fenz is dragging tonight 944 00:53:30,604 --> 00:53:31,689 on 101. 945 00:53:31,689 --> 00:53:33,220 - [Candy] You're on, Fenz. 946 00:53:33,220 --> 00:53:34,628 - [Bebe] Hey, don't forget the beer. 947 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:36,201 - [Mike] Don't you forget the pill. 948 00:53:36,201 --> 00:53:37,700 - [Sam] Come on, Monica, move your ass. 949 00:53:37,700 --> 00:53:39,687 - [Monica] Is your mind always on balling? 950 00:53:39,687 --> 00:53:41,286 - [Jan] Buzz, don't forget the tent. 951 00:53:41,286 --> 00:53:43,020 - [Buzz] That's like forgetting my head. 952 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:45,849 - [Fenzie] Come on already, let's make it. 953 00:53:45,849 --> 00:53:49,599 (all screaming and laughing) 954 00:54:00,623 --> 00:54:02,001 - Watch out, watch out. 955 00:54:02,001 --> 00:54:04,173 - I got watermelon, you guys. 956 00:54:04,173 --> 00:54:07,923 (all screaming and laughing) 957 00:54:13,491 --> 00:54:14,632 - Get the blanket. 958 00:54:14,632 --> 00:54:16,215 - Who's got a beer? 959 00:54:18,635 --> 00:54:20,383 - Get it right, get it right. 960 00:54:20,383 --> 00:54:23,800 (laughing and screaming) 961 00:54:26,781 --> 00:54:28,650 - Watermelon. 962 00:54:28,650 --> 00:54:31,900 - Who wants to help me put up the tent? 963 00:54:34,810 --> 00:54:37,211 - Hey, who wants to help me put up the tent? 964 00:54:37,211 --> 00:54:40,695 - Hey, man, it's about time we got to the beach here, man. 965 00:54:40,695 --> 00:54:41,529 - Yeah, really. 966 00:54:41,529 --> 00:54:42,688 Hey, you got any more food in there? 967 00:54:42,688 --> 00:54:43,662 - Is that all you-- 968 00:54:43,662 --> 00:54:44,495 Man. 969 00:54:44,495 --> 00:54:45,328 - I'm hungry. 970 00:54:45,328 --> 00:54:46,885 - That's all that guy does, is eat. 971 00:54:46,885 --> 00:54:48,000 - Hey, here's a pickle. 972 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:48,833 Pickle. 973 00:54:51,556 --> 00:54:53,547 - What, dummy? 974 00:54:53,547 --> 00:54:56,630 (upbeat funky music) 975 00:55:32,693 --> 00:55:35,526 (heavy breathing) 976 00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:42,498 - Hey, Candy, tell me the truth. 977 00:55:42,498 --> 00:55:46,432 Do you see any enlargement in my muscle? 978 00:55:46,432 --> 00:55:49,020 - Yeah, I think it's getting smaller. 979 00:55:49,020 --> 00:55:51,220 - He's talking about his biceps. 980 00:55:51,220 --> 00:55:52,419 - Oh. 981 00:55:52,419 --> 00:55:54,285 - Aw, lay off me. 982 00:55:54,285 --> 00:55:55,202 - Hey, man. 983 00:55:56,547 --> 00:55:59,133 I'm getting horny already. 984 00:55:59,133 --> 00:56:00,969 Come on, Jan. 985 00:56:00,969 --> 00:56:01,976 Let's get in the tent. 986 00:56:01,976 --> 00:56:03,194 - Will you hold your goodies? 987 00:56:03,194 --> 00:56:04,648 We just got here. 988 00:56:04,648 --> 00:56:06,138 - Hey, 989 00:56:06,138 --> 00:56:08,138 Fenzie hold his goodies? 990 00:56:10,081 --> 00:56:12,829 - [Group] Fenzie hold his goodie, Fenzie hold his goodies. 991 00:56:12,829 --> 00:56:13,912 Yay, goodies. 992 00:56:17,671 --> 00:56:19,838 - Fenzie hold his goodies? 993 00:56:21,781 --> 00:56:23,035 - All right already. 994 00:56:23,035 --> 00:56:23,950 Don't hold 'em. 995 00:56:23,950 --> 00:56:25,227 I will. 996 00:56:25,227 --> 00:56:26,227 - Hey, easy. 997 00:56:27,996 --> 00:56:29,163 It's the Fenz. 998 00:56:30,991 --> 00:56:32,847 - Man, this is good grass. 999 00:56:32,847 --> 00:56:34,156 Who got it? 1000 00:56:34,156 --> 00:56:35,690 - I got it. 1001 00:56:35,690 --> 00:56:37,235 - Hey, cool it, will you, Mike. 1002 00:56:37,235 --> 00:56:39,485 I'd like to get high first. 1003 00:56:46,998 --> 00:56:47,998 - Watch out. 1004 00:56:52,244 --> 00:56:53,773 Hey, man don't wet the grass. 1005 00:56:53,773 --> 00:56:54,976 - Change the station, Candy. 1006 00:56:54,976 --> 00:56:56,683 That creep's too straight. 1007 00:56:56,683 --> 00:56:58,336 - Save any of that roach for us? 1008 00:56:58,336 --> 00:56:59,861 - Come on, Monica, let's get in the tent. 1009 00:56:59,861 --> 00:57:01,864 - Do you mind if I catch my breath first? 1010 00:57:01,864 --> 00:57:05,202 - Since when does breath have anything to do with it? 1011 00:57:05,202 --> 00:57:06,073 - Aw, come on, Bebe. 1012 00:57:06,073 --> 00:57:08,656 Let's be the first in the tent. 1013 00:57:11,598 --> 00:57:12,804 - Ow. 1014 00:57:12,804 --> 00:57:15,387 - Hey, Fenz needs another beer. 1015 00:57:16,793 --> 00:57:19,376 - Boy, this is real good stuff. 1016 00:57:21,001 --> 00:57:23,165 - Aw, come on, Bebe, let's be first in the tent, 1017 00:57:23,165 --> 00:57:23,998 okay, huh? 1018 00:57:25,069 --> 00:57:26,319 - Hey, cool it. 1019 00:57:27,959 --> 00:57:29,328 Cool it. 1020 00:57:29,328 --> 00:57:31,824 The Fenz said he needs another beer. 1021 00:57:31,824 --> 00:57:33,123 - Oh, yeah. 1022 00:57:33,123 --> 00:57:34,040 Here, Fenz. 1023 00:57:35,222 --> 00:57:37,463 Hey, how come you need this breath all at once? 1024 00:57:37,463 --> 00:57:39,450 - 'Cause you're getting bigger, that's why. 1025 00:57:39,450 --> 00:57:40,502 - How do you know? 1026 00:57:40,502 --> 00:57:42,867 - Because he was sticking it up my nose 1027 00:57:42,867 --> 00:57:44,849 in that goddamn van. 1028 00:57:44,849 --> 00:57:46,349 That's how I know. 1029 00:57:48,206 --> 00:57:49,449 - It's sore as hell, man. 1030 00:57:49,449 --> 00:57:51,401 We've gotta get better digs. 1031 00:57:51,401 --> 00:57:54,734 - Yeah, but until then, we got our tent. 1032 00:57:55,842 --> 00:57:57,340 Come on, Candy. 1033 00:57:57,340 --> 00:57:58,923 Let's go get it on. 1034 00:57:59,903 --> 00:58:02,012 - Aw, go bury it in the sand. 1035 00:58:02,012 --> 00:58:03,967 I need some more sun. 1036 00:58:03,967 --> 00:58:07,587 - The Fenz is beginning to detect something going on here. 1037 00:58:07,587 --> 00:58:09,387 - Nothing's going on here. 1038 00:58:09,387 --> 00:58:11,517 - That's what I'm beginning to detect. 1039 00:58:11,517 --> 00:58:12,630 Hey, man. 1040 00:58:12,630 --> 00:58:15,413 What's with this Fenzie holding his goodies. 1041 00:58:15,413 --> 00:58:17,355 - Yeah, and what the hell's with this breath crap? 1042 00:58:17,355 --> 00:58:19,008 - Yeah, and what's with this getting high first? 1043 00:58:19,008 --> 00:58:22,132 - Yeah, and what's with this stick it in the sand? 1044 00:58:22,132 --> 00:58:23,049 - Hey, hey. 1045 00:58:26,015 --> 00:58:27,447 Hey. 1046 00:58:27,447 --> 00:58:29,939 I smell something rotten in Denmark. 1047 00:58:29,939 --> 00:58:30,772 - Denmark? 1048 00:58:32,282 --> 00:58:34,969 What's Denmark got to do with this, Fenz? 1049 00:58:34,969 --> 00:58:36,714 - Ain't you got no class? 1050 00:58:36,714 --> 00:58:39,008 Didn't you ever hear of Willy boy? 1051 00:58:39,008 --> 00:58:40,585 - Willy boy? 1052 00:58:40,585 --> 00:58:42,853 Who the hell is Willy boy? 1053 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:45,779 - He means William Shakespeare. 1054 00:58:45,779 --> 00:58:47,451 - All right. 1055 00:58:47,451 --> 00:58:50,284 You're gonna get yours goody-girl. 1056 00:58:51,615 --> 00:58:53,113 I wanna know one thing. 1057 00:58:53,113 --> 00:58:54,277 - What's that, Fenz? 1058 00:58:54,277 --> 00:58:57,488 - What's this pup tent doing empty? 1059 00:58:57,488 --> 00:58:58,405 - Oh, that. 1060 00:58:59,250 --> 00:59:01,697 He wants to know what the tent's doing empty. 1061 00:59:01,697 --> 00:59:02,824 Come on girls. 1062 00:59:02,824 --> 00:59:04,407 It's swimming time. 1063 00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:13,533 - You know the Fenz does not bake. 1064 00:59:14,565 --> 00:59:17,108 - Maybe you don't, Fenzie, 1065 00:59:17,108 --> 00:59:19,108 but sometimes I have to. 1066 00:59:22,990 --> 00:59:25,518 - Well, I'm with Fenzie. 1067 00:59:25,518 --> 00:59:27,932 Something is screwy. 1068 00:59:27,932 --> 00:59:31,057 - Well, what the hell are we gonna do, man? 1069 00:59:31,057 --> 00:59:33,417 - We're gonna get their ass. 1070 00:59:33,417 --> 00:59:34,572 Come on. 1071 00:59:34,572 --> 00:59:35,405 - Yeah. 1072 00:59:39,432 --> 00:59:42,682 (upbeat comical music) 1073 01:00:00,890 --> 01:00:01,843 (laughing and screaming) 1074 01:00:02,842 --> 01:00:05,023 ♪ I was laying on the beach about a quarter to three ♪ 1075 01:00:05,023 --> 01:00:07,815 ♪ I wasn't doing much, I was just being me ♪ 1076 01:00:07,815 --> 01:00:11,150 ♪ I never gave any false gainful employment ♪ 1077 01:00:11,150 --> 01:00:13,999 ♪ What I love is total enjoyment ♪ 1078 01:00:13,999 --> 01:00:15,575 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 1079 01:00:15,575 --> 01:00:19,508 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 1080 01:00:19,508 --> 01:00:21,099 ♪ Golden bikini ♪ 1081 01:00:21,099 --> 01:00:22,510 ♪ Stop making locks ♪ 1082 01:00:22,510 --> 01:00:25,490 ♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪ 1083 01:00:25,490 --> 01:00:27,359 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 1084 01:00:27,359 --> 01:00:31,131 ♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪ 1085 01:00:31,131 --> 01:00:34,288 ♪ I'm laying on the sand with a chick on each side ♪ 1086 01:00:34,288 --> 01:00:36,948 ♪ Girls on the sand wanna go for a ride ♪ 1087 01:00:36,948 --> 01:00:40,235 ♪ Don't know how I got myself in this situation ♪ 1088 01:00:40,235 --> 01:00:43,255 ♪ What I like is a permanent vacation ♪ 1089 01:00:43,255 --> 01:00:46,177 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 1090 01:00:46,177 --> 01:00:48,789 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 1091 01:00:48,789 --> 01:00:51,824 ♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪ 1092 01:00:51,824 --> 01:00:54,709 ♪ I know my dreams are real ♪ 1093 01:00:54,709 --> 01:00:56,173 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 1094 01:00:56,173 --> 01:01:00,090 ♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪ 1095 01:01:02,642 --> 01:01:03,758 ♪ Golden bikini ♪ 1096 01:01:03,758 --> 01:01:05,040 ♪ Stop making locks ♪ 1097 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,569 ♪ We gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪ 1098 01:01:07,569 --> 01:01:09,423 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 1099 01:01:09,423 --> 01:01:13,256 ♪ I'm on the beach of bandits ♪ 1100 01:01:16,297 --> 01:01:19,130 (tires squealing) 1101 01:01:45,696 --> 01:01:48,196 (air hissing) 1102 01:01:50,656 --> 01:01:53,695 (laughing and screaming) 1103 01:01:53,695 --> 01:01:55,429 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 1104 01:01:55,429 --> 01:01:58,819 ♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪ 1105 01:01:58,819 --> 01:02:02,081 ♪ Come Marsha and Carla, Belle and Bill ♪ 1106 01:02:02,081 --> 01:02:05,681 ♪ I know my dreams are real ♪ 1107 01:02:05,681 --> 01:02:08,181 (air hissing) 1108 01:02:11,166 --> 01:02:12,627 ♪ Golden bikini ♪ 1109 01:02:12,627 --> 01:02:14,496 ♪ Stop making locks ♪ 1110 01:02:14,496 --> 01:02:16,959 ♪ I gotta get up and rock rock rock ♪ 1111 01:02:16,959 --> 01:02:18,575 ♪ Who'd ever guess ♪ 1112 01:02:18,575 --> 01:02:21,370 ♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪ 1113 01:02:21,370 --> 01:02:24,424 ♪ Down on the beach of bandits ♪ 1114 01:02:24,424 --> 01:02:27,424 ♪ Down on the beach ♪ 1115 01:02:28,730 --> 01:02:31,813 (upbeat funky music) 1116 01:03:06,864 --> 01:03:09,947 (upbeat funky music) 1117 01:03:26,015 --> 01:03:30,182 - Fenzie, we gotta do something or I'm gonna explode. 1118 01:03:31,916 --> 01:03:35,872 - Okay okay, I guess it's time to get with it. 1119 01:03:35,872 --> 01:03:37,445 - There's no rush. 1120 01:03:37,445 --> 01:03:38,695 Take your time. 1121 01:03:39,931 --> 01:03:42,264 - Well, we've got a problem. 1122 01:03:43,888 --> 01:03:45,431 - Oh, well shit. 1123 01:03:45,431 --> 01:03:46,681 Join the crowd. 1124 01:03:49,404 --> 01:03:51,308 - You all know the hangups we get into 1125 01:03:51,308 --> 01:03:54,380 when we try and get a little privacy. 1126 01:03:54,380 --> 01:03:55,918 - I don't get it. 1127 01:03:55,918 --> 01:03:57,372 - Oh, for Christ sake, Mike. 1128 01:03:57,372 --> 01:04:00,001 Do you wanna ball the rest of your life? 1129 01:04:00,001 --> 01:04:02,671 - You got somewhere better? 1130 01:04:02,671 --> 01:04:03,888 - Will you cool it, Mike, 1131 01:04:03,888 --> 01:04:06,459 so we can find out what this is all about? 1132 01:04:06,459 --> 01:04:10,626 - Well, we've got a house with 10 private bedrooms. 1133 01:04:10,627 --> 01:04:13,906 - 10 private bedrooms? 1134 01:04:13,906 --> 01:04:15,400 - I only need one. 1135 01:04:16,236 --> 01:04:17,668 - Hey, Mike, stick your head in the sand 1136 01:04:17,668 --> 01:04:19,777 for about a half an hour, huh? 1137 01:04:19,777 --> 01:04:23,412 The Fenz is trying to get educated. 1138 01:04:23,412 --> 01:04:25,414 - Well, then keep your big mouth shut 1139 01:04:25,414 --> 01:04:27,631 and let Jan explain. 1140 01:04:27,631 --> 01:04:30,717 - The Fenz, keep his big mouth shut? 1141 01:04:30,717 --> 01:04:32,523 The Fenz keep his big-- 1142 01:04:32,523 --> 01:04:34,560 - You wanna hear or don't ya? 1143 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:35,741 - We wanna hear. 1144 01:04:35,741 --> 01:04:37,526 We wanna hear. 1145 01:04:37,526 --> 01:04:39,498 - Yeah, sure, yeah. 1146 01:04:39,498 --> 01:04:42,504 - There's this old movie star that has this big house 1147 01:04:42,504 --> 01:04:45,741 up in the hills, real private-like. 1148 01:04:45,741 --> 01:04:47,824 - Ooh, I like it already. 1149 01:04:50,023 --> 01:04:51,971 - We talked her into giving all of us acting lessons 1150 01:04:51,971 --> 01:04:53,054 at her house. 1151 01:04:54,419 --> 01:04:56,547 Are you guys interested or not? 1152 01:04:56,547 --> 01:04:58,374 - Yeah, come on tell us. 1153 01:04:58,374 --> 01:04:59,565 - Yeah. 1154 01:04:59,565 --> 01:05:01,007 - Hey, shit, that's great. 1155 01:05:01,007 --> 01:05:02,293 You guys take the lessons 1156 01:05:02,293 --> 01:05:04,040 and Monica and me, we'll be in the bedrooms 1157 01:05:04,040 --> 01:05:05,629 rehearsing, okay? 1158 01:05:05,629 --> 01:05:06,709 - Sam, if you don't cool it, 1159 01:05:06,709 --> 01:05:08,050 the only rehearsing you're gonna do 1160 01:05:08,050 --> 01:05:09,739 is the flick of your bick. 1161 01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:12,033 - Are you guys interested or not? 1162 01:05:12,033 --> 01:05:13,283 - [Group] Yeah. 1163 01:05:14,743 --> 01:05:18,389 - Hey, can't we hold this conversation with Candy and me 1164 01:05:18,389 --> 01:05:20,165 in the tent? 1165 01:05:20,165 --> 01:05:21,361 - Aw, man. 1166 01:05:21,361 --> 01:05:22,317 - Oh well, Jan. 1167 01:05:22,317 --> 01:05:25,156 The only way to keep him quiet is to bury his face. 1168 01:05:25,156 --> 01:05:26,935 Come on, Buzzy, honey. 1169 01:05:26,935 --> 01:05:28,185 - [Group] Ahhh. 1170 01:05:30,862 --> 01:05:33,324 - You sure he'll still go along? 1171 01:05:33,324 --> 01:05:35,907 - No, go along-y, no get Candy. 1172 01:05:37,318 --> 01:05:40,440 - [Mike] Oh, I like it already. 1173 01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:41,398 - Along? 1174 01:05:41,398 --> 01:05:42,688 Along? 1175 01:05:42,688 --> 01:05:43,942 What' this along? 1176 01:05:43,942 --> 01:05:47,181 - Well, there's just one little hitch. 1177 01:05:47,181 --> 01:05:48,255 - You see, Fenz. 1178 01:05:48,255 --> 01:05:49,121 I told you. 1179 01:05:49,121 --> 01:05:50,460 Always a hitch. 1180 01:05:50,460 --> 01:05:51,293 - I knew it, man. 1181 01:05:51,293 --> 01:05:52,913 It's just a lot of bullshit. 1182 01:05:52,913 --> 01:05:54,757 - Oh, Sam, sometimes I just wanna sit on your face 1183 01:05:54,757 --> 01:05:55,613 and suffocate you. 1184 01:05:55,613 --> 01:05:57,741 - I'm ready, I'm ready. 1185 01:05:57,741 --> 01:05:59,403 - Can Jan continue? 1186 01:05:59,403 --> 01:06:01,153 Give me another beer. 1187 01:06:04,142 --> 01:06:07,945 - Well, she's just a little boy-crazy. 1188 01:06:07,945 --> 01:06:11,143 - Like just how much is a little? 1189 01:06:11,143 --> 01:06:12,560 - Well, you know. 1190 01:06:13,847 --> 01:06:15,430 - No, I don't know. 1191 01:06:16,431 --> 01:06:18,449 - Like screwing-crazy. 1192 01:06:18,449 --> 01:06:20,084 - What the hell's wrong with that? 1193 01:06:20,084 --> 01:06:23,501 - Well, she's a little older than we are. 1194 01:06:25,606 --> 01:06:27,141 - Who is this chick anyway? 1195 01:06:27,141 --> 01:06:28,797 - June East. 1196 01:06:28,797 --> 01:06:30,234 - June East? 1197 01:06:30,234 --> 01:06:32,520 Who the hell is June East? 1198 01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:34,437 - June East, June East. 1199 01:06:36,954 --> 01:06:39,831 Hey, she's that silent movie star. 1200 01:06:39,831 --> 01:06:41,385 - Silent movies? 1201 01:06:41,385 --> 01:06:42,879 She must be 100. 1202 01:06:42,879 --> 01:06:44,414 I can't agree to that. 1203 01:06:44,414 --> 01:06:46,497 - Well, why the hell not? 1204 01:06:47,364 --> 01:06:48,854 - My bullets are special 1205 01:06:48,854 --> 01:06:52,672 and I'm very particular who I shoot them with. 1206 01:06:52,672 --> 01:06:55,710 - Gee, Fenzie, do you really shoot people? 1207 01:06:55,710 --> 01:06:58,059 - Bebe, sit on your brains for a minute. 1208 01:06:58,059 --> 01:07:00,837 This rumble seat, van, pup tent garbage 1209 01:07:00,837 --> 01:07:02,789 has got to cease. 1210 01:07:02,789 --> 01:07:06,308 - Your bullets can rust for all I care. 1211 01:07:06,308 --> 01:07:09,044 - Yeah, but what about our pride? 1212 01:07:09,044 --> 01:07:12,820 - Yeah, it would be like doing it with you grandmother. 1213 01:07:12,820 --> 01:07:15,790 - There is no way this can be done. 1214 01:07:15,790 --> 01:07:17,457 The Fenz has spoken. 1215 01:07:18,630 --> 01:07:20,052 Everyone in the tent. 1216 01:07:20,052 --> 01:07:21,939 (yelling) 1217 01:07:21,939 --> 01:07:22,772 (upbeat funky music) 1218 01:07:22,772 --> 01:07:23,605 Watch out, watch out. 1219 01:07:23,605 --> 01:07:24,438 Come on. 1220 01:07:24,438 --> 01:07:25,693 - I don't wanna be last. 1221 01:07:25,693 --> 01:07:29,110 (screaming and laughing) 1222 01:07:43,677 --> 01:07:46,677 - [Fenz] Oh my god, somebody's foot. 1223 01:07:48,239 --> 01:07:51,656 (screaming and laughing) 1224 01:08:45,678 --> 01:08:48,845 (comical piano music) 1225 01:08:54,902 --> 01:08:56,603 (sensual music) 1226 01:08:56,603 --> 01:08:58,353 - So, this is Fenzie. 1227 01:09:01,895 --> 01:09:04,728 Ooooh, I heard such stories about you. 1228 01:09:09,018 --> 01:09:11,665 - Hey, the Fenz has heard a few about you too, 1229 01:09:11,665 --> 01:09:13,206 Juney baby and-- 1230 01:09:13,206 --> 01:09:15,785 - Uh, the boys are all in accord with your desires, 1231 01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:16,618 Miss East. 1232 01:09:19,165 --> 01:09:23,082 - I thought we had this Miss East crap settled. 1233 01:09:26,445 --> 01:09:27,776 - Oh, I'm sorry June. 1234 01:09:27,776 --> 01:09:29,767 It's just that your age. 1235 01:09:29,767 --> 01:09:30,970 - Age? 1236 01:09:30,970 --> 01:09:32,053 What age? 1237 01:09:32,053 --> 01:09:33,761 She's just a baby. 1238 01:09:33,761 --> 01:09:36,233 - Hey, who's muscles here? 1239 01:09:36,233 --> 01:09:37,566 - This is Rocky. 1240 01:09:38,924 --> 01:09:41,174 He's got muscles that talk. 1241 01:09:42,674 --> 01:09:43,507 Oooh. 1242 01:09:44,374 --> 01:09:46,524 - Hmm, I wouldn't mind having his muscles 1243 01:09:46,524 --> 01:09:48,217 say something to me. 1244 01:09:48,217 --> 01:09:49,146 - Hey. 1245 01:09:49,146 --> 01:09:49,979 Cool it. 1246 01:09:52,019 --> 01:09:53,505 - Which muscle talks best? 1247 01:09:53,505 --> 01:09:57,422 - [June] The one I personally exercise for him. 1248 01:10:00,398 --> 01:10:02,978 - [Bebe] Which one is that? 1249 01:10:02,978 --> 01:10:04,610 - Aw, geez, Bebe. 1250 01:10:04,610 --> 01:10:07,164 Can't you see it's the one on his arm? 1251 01:10:07,164 --> 01:10:09,499 - Yeah, the arm between his legs. 1252 01:10:09,499 --> 01:10:11,500 - Ya'll look, but don't touch 1253 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:13,182 unless I say so. 1254 01:10:13,182 --> 01:10:14,724 See? 1255 01:10:14,724 --> 01:10:17,247 - Oh, he's a little ticklish in spots, 1256 01:10:17,247 --> 01:10:20,997 so you have to be careful where you grab him. 1257 01:10:22,936 --> 01:10:26,534 - I'd like to grab him by his short-hairs. 1258 01:10:26,534 --> 01:10:28,562 - What's the matter with you chicks? 1259 01:10:28,562 --> 01:10:30,815 Ain't you never seen muscles before? 1260 01:10:30,815 --> 01:10:32,189 (laughing) 1261 01:10:32,189 --> 01:10:34,146 - Which one of you gonna be the first volunteers 1262 01:10:34,146 --> 01:10:35,813 for my acting class? 1263 01:10:37,239 --> 01:10:38,732 - [Bebe] I will, I will. 1264 01:10:38,732 --> 01:10:40,145 - [Jan] Cram it, will you, Bebe? 1265 01:10:40,145 --> 01:10:41,728 The boys are first. 1266 01:10:44,587 --> 01:10:46,121 - What do you say, honey? 1267 01:10:46,121 --> 01:10:48,648 Like to learn to lick, 1268 01:10:48,648 --> 01:10:50,981 I mean like to learn to act? 1269 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,566 - Is that all we're gonna do? 1270 01:10:54,566 --> 01:10:55,399 Act? 1271 01:10:55,399 --> 01:10:59,482 - Hell no, we're going to learn to live the part, 1272 01:11:00,793 --> 01:11:03,626 love the part, play with the part. 1273 01:11:07,065 --> 01:11:09,558 - Hey, this won't take long. 1274 01:11:09,558 --> 01:11:10,815 - Won't take long? 1275 01:11:10,815 --> 01:11:12,753 He's been up these almost an hour. 1276 01:11:12,753 --> 01:11:15,054 - Man, I couldn't tell if those screams were his or hers. 1277 01:11:15,054 --> 01:11:16,379 - Hey, look. 1278 01:11:16,379 --> 01:11:17,837 The door's opening. 1279 01:11:17,837 --> 01:11:20,763 (dramatic orchestral music) 1280 01:11:20,763 --> 01:11:22,034 (upbeat funky music) 1281 01:11:22,034 --> 01:11:22,867 - Hey. 1282 01:11:45,621 --> 01:11:47,936 - I think she creamed him. 1283 01:11:47,936 --> 01:11:49,853 - Oh, poor poor Fenzie. 1284 01:11:51,908 --> 01:11:53,575 - Wow, Fenz creamed. 1285 01:11:55,947 --> 01:11:57,738 (mumbling) 1286 01:11:57,738 --> 01:12:00,738 - What the hell is he talking about? 1287 01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:06,089 - Hey, Fenz, your legs won't stop shaking. 1288 01:12:06,089 --> 01:12:08,672 - Man, what has this chick got? 1289 01:12:10,608 --> 01:12:11,608 - Fantastic. 1290 01:12:12,510 --> 01:12:14,441 - He looks dehydrated. 1291 01:12:14,441 --> 01:12:15,822 - I wanna talk to the guys. 1292 01:12:15,822 --> 01:12:18,041 - We can' hear you, Fenzie. 1293 01:12:18,041 --> 01:12:21,266 - I said I wanted talk to the guys alone. 1294 01:12:21,266 --> 01:12:22,433 Chicks, split. 1295 01:12:36,398 --> 01:12:40,065 (dramatic orchestral music) 1296 01:12:46,533 --> 01:12:49,256 (upbeat funky music) 1297 01:12:49,256 --> 01:12:50,923 - Three to one, huh? 1298 01:12:51,803 --> 01:12:55,970 Well, now the odds are getting a little bit more even. 1299 01:13:04,259 --> 01:13:07,592 (screaming and howling) 1300 01:13:12,528 --> 01:13:14,576 - I don't believe it. 1301 01:13:14,576 --> 01:13:16,799 The one weekend my folks are out of town, 1302 01:13:16,799 --> 01:13:18,786 we've got the whole damn house to ourselves. 1303 01:13:18,786 --> 01:13:20,247 - Including the bedroom. 1304 01:13:20,247 --> 01:13:21,997 - Including the bedroom. 1305 01:13:21,997 --> 01:13:26,016 And we've got four limp worn out Johns. 1306 01:13:26,016 --> 01:13:28,647 - Mike told me her tongue was like a Roto-Rooter job. 1307 01:13:28,647 --> 01:13:29,689 - You're lucky. 1308 01:13:29,689 --> 01:13:31,883 All Buzz keeps doing is farting. 1309 01:13:31,883 --> 01:13:33,617 - Hell, Fenzie just keeps murmuring, 1310 01:13:33,617 --> 01:13:36,761 "No more beets, no more beets." 1311 01:13:36,761 --> 01:13:37,718 - What are we gonna do? 1312 01:13:37,718 --> 01:13:39,491 Any more of this and I'll be ready to take on one of you. 1313 01:13:39,491 --> 01:13:42,229 - A few more days of this bullshit and you got a partner. 1314 01:13:42,229 --> 01:13:45,178 - Days, hell, I can't wait much longer. 1315 01:13:45,178 --> 01:13:47,378 - Already beginning to feel like a leftover, 1316 01:13:47,378 --> 01:13:50,129 since this June chick came into their act. 1317 01:13:50,129 --> 01:13:53,092 - Come on, let's see if we can rouse these jerks. 1318 01:13:53,092 --> 01:13:55,161 - [Group] Yeah. 1319 01:13:55,161 --> 01:13:56,372 - Hey. 1320 01:13:56,372 --> 01:13:57,705 - Come on, baby. 1321 01:14:02,048 --> 01:14:03,340 - But, Fenzie. 1322 01:14:03,340 --> 01:14:06,584 You got your reputation to think about. 1323 01:14:06,584 --> 01:14:07,834 - Aw, bullshit. 1324 01:14:10,519 --> 01:14:14,273 I got my goodies to think about, man. 1325 01:14:14,273 --> 01:14:16,940 - Buzzy likey kissy kissy kissy? 1326 01:14:19,388 --> 01:14:21,138 - Buzzy likey sleepy. 1327 01:14:22,220 --> 01:14:24,172 Sleepy sleepy. 1328 01:14:24,172 --> 01:14:25,836 - Mike, your mom called. 1329 01:14:25,836 --> 01:14:30,784 She thinks I have you on some new kind of pot or something. 1330 01:14:30,784 --> 01:14:34,951 - Bebe, I want you to will my body to UCLA medical. 1331 01:14:53,505 --> 01:14:55,252 - Come on, Sammy, honey. 1332 01:14:55,252 --> 01:14:59,077 Just one more time for old Monica, huh? 1333 01:14:59,077 --> 01:15:00,910 - Is it my turn again? 1334 01:15:04,971 --> 01:15:08,594 No more swinging from those rafters for me, man. 1335 01:15:08,594 --> 01:15:09,844 It's your turn. 1336 01:15:11,098 --> 01:15:13,591 (moaning) 1337 01:15:13,591 --> 01:15:14,506 - The hell with this. 1338 01:15:14,506 --> 01:15:16,147 Let's cool off. 1339 01:15:16,147 --> 01:15:19,230 (upbeat funky music) 1340 01:15:22,633 --> 01:15:26,050 (laughing and screaming) 1341 01:16:21,006 --> 01:16:23,673 (phone ringing) 1342 01:16:28,103 --> 01:16:29,554 - Maybe it's Charles Bronson. 1343 01:16:29,554 --> 01:16:31,087 - If it is, ask him if his tally-wacker 1344 01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,073 would like some poon-tang. 1345 01:16:33,073 --> 01:16:34,561 - Hello? 1346 01:16:34,561 --> 01:16:36,430 - Well, hello, hot-shot. 1347 01:16:36,430 --> 01:16:37,847 How are the boys? 1348 01:16:40,312 --> 01:16:41,255 - What boys? 1349 01:16:41,255 --> 01:16:43,934 We buried them this morning. 1350 01:16:43,934 --> 01:16:47,101 - Oh, my little darlings all worn out? 1351 01:16:49,604 --> 01:16:51,941 - Isn't it more like flaked out? 1352 01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:54,825 - Well, I was a little rough, 1353 01:16:54,825 --> 01:16:58,158 but then that's what young boys are for. 1354 01:17:00,794 --> 01:17:03,709 - Well, we all decided that we don't 1355 01:17:03,709 --> 01:17:06,287 want your acting lessons anymore. 1356 01:17:06,287 --> 01:17:10,287 - Well, baby, don't fret your silly little head. 1357 01:17:11,340 --> 01:17:13,182 I just called to tell you 1358 01:17:13,183 --> 01:17:15,099 I don't need your boys. 1359 01:17:17,643 --> 01:17:19,040 - You don't? 1360 01:17:19,040 --> 01:17:23,207 - Because I have found the greatest lover of all time. 1361 01:17:27,119 --> 01:17:30,536 - [Group] The greatest lover of all time. 1362 01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:36,487 (comical piano music) 1363 01:18:18,464 --> 01:18:20,290 (moaning) 1364 01:18:20,290 --> 01:18:22,963 - [June] Oh, I can't stand any more. 1365 01:18:22,963 --> 01:18:25,372 Oh, you've got to let me rest. 1366 01:18:25,372 --> 01:18:26,205 Oh. 1367 01:18:27,170 --> 01:18:29,420 (growling) 1368 01:18:33,130 --> 01:18:35,130 oh my god, what a thing. 1369 01:18:36,786 --> 01:18:37,953 - Whose thing? 1370 01:18:38,957 --> 01:18:41,207 - Why his thing, of course. 1371 01:18:42,436 --> 01:18:44,103 - Buongiorno, class. 1372 01:18:44,988 --> 01:18:46,570 Buongiorno. 1373 01:18:46,570 --> 01:18:47,445 - This. 1374 01:18:47,445 --> 01:18:48,278 - Is. 1375 01:18:48,278 --> 01:18:49,111 - The. 1376 01:18:49,111 --> 01:18:50,557 - End. 1377 01:18:50,557 --> 01:18:51,625 (upbeat funky music) 1378 01:18:51,625 --> 01:18:54,625 ♪ That's how I feel ♪ 1379 01:18:57,754 --> 01:18:58,964 ♪ The Bell rings ♪ 1380 01:18:58,964 --> 01:19:00,790 ♪ My heart sings ♪ 1381 01:19:00,790 --> 01:19:04,107 ♪ And I'm out in the hall with my best friends ♪ 1382 01:19:04,107 --> 01:19:07,309 ♪ Going for a ride ♪ 1383 01:19:07,309 --> 01:19:10,392 ♪ I feel good inside ♪ 1384 01:19:12,015 --> 01:19:15,015 ♪ In Hollywood High ♪ 1385 01:19:18,138 --> 01:19:21,545 ♪ Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood High ♪ 88453