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Yes.

Hello, I'm No nor a from Nico Nico Sonpo.

Hello.

I'm sorry to bother you.

Is your wife at home?

No, she's out for a while.

I see.

I'm here to ask for a new insurance.

I see.

Are you in insurance now?

Yes, I am.

Is your wife at home?

I don't know, but I think she's at home.

I see.

If you don't mind, can I ask you a few questions?

What?

It's too sudden.

I won't take your time.

Just a few questions.

By any chance...

No no la?

I'm Odagiri.

Don't you remember me?

Mr. Odagiri?

We used to work at the same company.

I'm sorry I didn't notice.

No, I didn't notice either.

You've changed.

Really?

I've grown my hair a little.

You had short hair at that time.

I'm working as a health insurance agent.

I see.

You're a salesperson.

But it's hard to do insurance business.

I agree.

I'll listen to you.

Can I?

I was free.

What's that?

Never mind.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

Here you are.

I'm not married, so I'm just taking it easy.

I see.

I was surprised.

I didn't expect you to come to my house.

Me too.

I didn't expect you to be a fan of Oda Giri.

I see.

But why did you come to the health care center?

Well...

I felt like I had to work.

I see.

But why did you quit?

You were good at it.

I'm not good at it.

I just wanted to do something different.

I see.

So you're OK with that?

Yes, I am.

But I think Nonogura's way of talking is good.

He has a kind voice and he's a salesman.

I don't think so.

Anyway, your house is very nice.

Is it?

But it's used.

Is it?

It's very nice.

It's a 35-year-old loan that a salesman is good at.

Is that so?

I'm afraid you'll buy it.

I'm not saving money.

I see.

But my home is nice.

Are you getting married?

I'm not married yet.

What about your boyfriend?

Oda Giri, people call me a sex-hungry.

It's not the same company.

I see.

I don't have a boyfriend.

I see.

But Nonogura seems to be popular.

I don't think so.

So, do you have a boyfriend?

No, I don't.

You don't have to hide it.

I'm serious.

But I used to like Oda Giri.

Is that so?

I don't care.

This is our new insurance.

What is it?

It's a good insurance for a couple.

It's better than a husband and wife's insurance.

I see.

What's the content?

It's more flexible than a private insurance.

But I'm in the family now.

I have to consult my wife.

It's not bad for a couple to get married.

But it's a hassle to change the car.

I'll do it here.

Do you have a private insurance?

Of course.

I'll explain it in this pamphlet.

How is it?

You don't have a private insurance, do you?

I don't.

But I'll do it.

What should I do?

I'll explain it a little more.

It's hard to run an insurance business.

I have a contract.

You should grow your hair longer.

Thank you.

I'm almost out of hair.

What should I do?

I can't stop.

It feels good.

How about you?

It feels good.

You're soaked.

It's good.

Does it feel good?

It feels good.

Yeah.

Does it feel good?

Yeah.

What's wrong?

I'm going to go.

Wow.

Stand up.

Does it feel good?

Yes, it does.

Thank you.

Welcome back.

I'm thirsty.

Hey.

Oh, sorry.

I forgot to close the door.

How was the new gym?

Well, there were so many people.

Oh, it was crowded?

Yeah.

I see.

I was waiting for the meeting over there.

But I couldn't take the same class.

I'm tired.

You are tired.

There were so many people.

But I found a good machine.

Oh, was it the latest one?

Yeah.

I heard that you can also use a personal trainer.

I heard about it for about 2 hours.

Oh, really?

I don't know what to do.

But it's a little expensive.

Well, it depends on how much you pay.

Yeah.

But I like the new gym.

Yeah, it's beautiful and nice.

What should I do?

I think we should go there once or twice and decide.

Yeah.

I heard that you can try it 3 or 4 times.

Do you want to go there next time?

Oh, yeah.

Let's go there together.

Yeah.

What's wrong?

What?

Nothing.

Do you have any idea?

No, I was sleeping.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

I think it's good to go to the gym and move your body.

Yeah.

You can refresh your body.

Yeah.

But you must be tired.

Yeah, I'm tired.

We should prepare dinner.

Yeah.

By the way,

is it okay if I don't have salad?

No, it's okay.

I forgot to buy it.

No, it's okay.

You don't have to buy it.

It's okay.

I have vegetables.

I'm going to the bathroom.

Hey, where did you get the cream?

What?

I don't know. I didn't buy it.

Oh, really?

You bought it?

Yeah, I think so.

I ate one, but it's okay, right?

Oh, really?

By the way, are you going to the concert next weekend?

Yes, I am.

I'll make a reservation.

Thank you.

I'm sorry...

Kyo-chan...

Will you make a contract?

Of course I will.

This smell is so bad.

I hate this smell.

I'm a teacher.

Please don't make me do this.

What is this?

Why is this here?

I wonder if it's a student.

I have more reports.

What is this?

I'm very sick.

What are you doing?

You were watching?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

Stop it.

Hey...

I said stop it...

What if someone comes?

Stop it.

Wait a minute...

Please stop it.

What am I doing?

What's that?

It wasn't here.

Oh, it's this.

I should have brought a broom.

I should have brought a broom.

I miss it.

What should I do?

What are you doing?

Please stop.

Stop it.

Hey, stop it.

Can't you hear me?

Can't you hear me?

I think I heard you.

Can't you hear me?

I think I need you.

What is this?

You are a master.

You are a photographer.

You are a good boy.

See you next time!

Who are you?

Hey, what if someone comes?

What if someone comes?

You're so lucky.

It's really big.

How is it?

Does it feel good?

What should I do?

But...

I...

Let's do it together.

I'm not good at it.

Let's do it together.

Just a little.

It's not open at all.

It's surprisingly narrow.

What?

I'm sorry.

I'm really sorry.

I didn't have any.

I can't help it.

Do you all sleep here?

Yes.

It's good.

It's a good place.

I see.

You look noisy.

I'm definitely noisy.

You're not.

I'm not.

You're actually going to write.

I'm not.

You're rude.

You're not.

I'm not.

You're not.

I can't help it.

You're really noisy.

I'm saying.

I'm...

I'm not.

If you're tired, you can drink alcohol.

Shall we drink?

You can leave it here.

Thank you.

I'm going to drink.

Cheers!

It's delicious.

I'm full.

Let's drink.

What did you say you wanted to eat?

Yaki?

I'll eat this.

Don't you eat bread?

I'll eat bread.

I want to eat bread.

Don't be so luxurious.

I'm not.

There are people who eat anyway.

I'm done.

Thank you.

How was it?

You said you liked a man.

I didn't.

I didn't hear that.

It's okay.

I heard that you were drinking the other day.

I didn't hear that.

Did you confess your love?

No, I didn't.

You should have told me earlier.

It's okay.

It's embarrassing to talk about that.

Who is he?

I don't know him.

I don't know him, but he's thin.

Then, who is he?

I'm sorry.

You seem to be busy with your part-time job.

Me?

I need money.

I want a lot of things.

I want to drive a car.

A car?

I want a car.

I think you should have a girlfriend.

I agree.

I want a car that is cheap.

I can go to many places if I have a car.

Do you want a boyfriend?

Yes.

I want to drive a car.

I can go to a snowboarding.

I want to go.

Let's go to a snowboarding.

I want to go.

I can't slide.

You can't?

Can you?

I can.

You can, right?

You can.

If it's easy.

I can do it if it's a small leaf.

I'll teach you.

A small leaf?

You can't slide with a small leaf.

I can slide with a small leaf.

You're asleep.

Yeah.

In the end, the two who said they were strong in alcohol are sleeping like this.

What are you going to do?

I don't have anything to drink anymore.

Should we sleep?

Hmm, I guess so.

I'm going to sleep.

Here we go.

Are you going to pull the bed?

What?

Of course I'm going to.

I can't sleep without pulling the bed.

What's that?

This is a neurosurgery room.

Of course.

If I sleep in a place like this,

my back will itch.

That's not true.

I'm just curious.

Is this a bed?

I think so.

What about you, Non-chan?

I'm going to sleep on the floor.

Really?

I'm going to sleep on the floor.

Really?

I thought you were going to sleep on the bed.

If I sleep on the bed,

my room will be small.

I'm sure.

Are you going to bed?

I am. It's too early.

You're not interested in the conversation between girls before bed?

The conversation between girls?

I'm going to bed.

Good night.

I'm a little nervous.

Eh? Is it going to rain tomorrow?

I wonder if the BBQ is okay.

What?

Wait!

What are you doing in my bed?

Sorry, I woke you up.

I was surprised because there was a sudden thunder.

Thunder?

Yeah.

No, in my bed...

I was surprised because there was a sudden sound.

What?

That's me.

I'm not good at thunder.

I see.

Can't you hear it?

What?

Well...

I think it's okay.

What?

Thunder idiot!

You scared me.

Why are we hiding?

I know.

We're not doing anything.

Why are we so secretive?

I know.

What?

What's that?

What?

What?

Nothing.

What?

What is it?

What?

What?

Come closer.

What?

What? Really?

You're kidding, right?

It tickles.

I thought it felt good.

Seriously?

What?

Feels good.

I made you sleep.

You're a hero.

Can I take it off?

Can I put it in?

I've never seen you like this.

It was so good.

I'll keep it a secret from you two.

A secret.

You have a lot on your face.

I love you.