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[uplifting music playing]

Who am I?

I'm Lisa Hendrix.

[grunting]

And I'm taking you down. [grunts]

-[ship system powers down] -[alarm blaring]

Sean! What did you do?!

Uh…

[KRS] Um, he disabled the ship's artificial gravity.

Oh. I didn't even know I could do that.

Sean!

All right. Sorry, sorry! I was just trying to fix KRS's voice.

Whoa, wait.

[Sean grunts]

-[laughs] Crisis averted. -[metal crashes]

[Terry shouts] Sean!

[laughing] Dad! Why are you all wet?

Yeah. [laughs] Did you get into a fight with the shower?

It was not the shower.

Oh.

Ew!

-[KRS] That's nasty, Terry. -[both laugh]

Oh, y'all are real funny, huh?

I'll take your laughter as a sign

that you don't wanna be my extra pair of eyes on Chillion, then.

[Lisa] Wait.

Pair of eyes? Like…

[gasps] We get to help?

[gasps] We get to be bounty hunters?

Eh, more like bounty hunter interns.

But if you guys are good, who knows?

Maybe I'll even let you hold one of my blasters.

-[Sean] Really? -No. [laughs]

[Sean] Come on, Dad!

[Terry] All right. Now, check this out.

This is the fugitive we're after.

[KRS] Mmm. Still love that jacket.

-[Terry] What's up? -Hmm? Oh. Nothing.

It's just… I'm pretty sure I've seen her before.

You've seen her?

Yeah. Back at the Warpies.

She didn't seem like a criminal.

Listen, even criminals can appear to be nice. But trust me, she isn't.

She's dangerous.

If either of you see her, tell me immediately.

Don't approach her. Don't talk to her.

Got it?

[KRS] All right, y'all. Buckle up. We're landing. Chillion-5!

All right, guys. It's go time.

[foreboding music playing]

Bye, KRS! [grunts]

-Sorry. -[groans] Sean!

[KRS] And bring me back some Chilla dogs!

So, what kind of place is Chillion?

Oh, it's a place that's gonna keep you on your toes.

-It's-- -We know, Dad.

Very danger--

The happiest place in the galaxy.

[wondrous music playing]

[laughing]

[robots speaking robot language]

[audience cheering, applauding]

[both] Whoa!

Happens to be run by the company your old man works for, so behave.

No, seriously. Be on your best behavior.

[laughing]

-Yeah! -All right!

[mascot laughing]

A theme park?

Why would Vax come here?

Who knows. She might've come here to lay low. She might have a contact here.

I've hunted weirder criminals who've done weirder things.

If I were hiding from the law, I'd hide out at Splashtown.

It's almost as big as this place.

You know, we could be looking for Vax for a while.

Might as well have some fun while we're here.

[chill music playing]

Oh. Before I forget…

Happy birthday, son.

Thanks, Dad.

Okay. Here's the plan, birthday boy.

We're gonna start at the Lazy Chilla Lagoon,

then from there, we'll hit up the Chillion Game Alley,

the Chilla Wildlife Show,

then wrap back around and get some grub.

Sound good?

Yeah! Chilla World!

Not bad, old man.

-Uh, excuse you? -Nothing.

Wait up, Sean!

Don't touch that!

[baby ride music playing]

-[mascot laughs] -[children cheering] Fun ride!

Uh, looks like a baby ride.

Dad! Can we, please?

Vax.

[park visitors grunting]

[suspenseful music playing]

Hey! Get your own food.

Oh. Uh… [chuckles] My bad. Thought you were somebody else.

[sighs] Way to go, Dad.

Hey. You miss every shot you don't take.

[mascot] Have fun. [laughs]

Whoo-hoo!

[groans] This is so freaking baby.

[cheering]

[screaming]

[also screaming]

[laughing]

[screaming]

Why are you torturing me?!

[all screaming in distance]

[baby ride music playing]

-Again! -[both] No.

[carnival bell ringing]

[aliens snorting]

Hey, little lady. Wanna try your hand at the Octoclop Shooting Gallery?

Ooh!

Now, this, I like.

Go Lisa!

[imposing music playing]

[music ends]

Well, looks like we got ourselves a natural.

You gonna test your skills, Dad?

What? [scoffs] Nah. I think I'm good.

Come on, pops. You gonna let your kid show you up like that?

[laughs]

[Terry scoffing]

Watch and learn.

[metal music playing]

[music ends]

Don't feel bad. Took me years to get that good.

Ooh! Sorry, pops. Better luck next time.

What? How?!

You weren't supposed to hit the Chillas, Dad.

Only the bad aliens.

-Psh. These games are rigged anyway. -[fanfares playing]

Look! The Chilla Wildlife Show is about to start!

Come on, come on, come on!

[people cheering in distance]

[wondrous music playing]

-[mascot laughing] -[Sean gasps]

[creatures chirping]

[gasps] They're so cute! [chuckles]

Cuter than Bogdog?

Don't be silly, Lisa. Nothing's cuter than Bogdog.

[mascot laughs]

Species from every galaxy, welcome to the Chilla Theater.

Yes! Yes! Yes!

-Whoo! -Whoo! Yeah!

Here, we have the cutest creatures on Chillion. The Chillas!

[audience cheers]

-[device beeps] -[collar buzzes]

These little guys aren't the smartest or the strongest.

In fact, if it weren't for us, these poor guys would be extinct.

[audience] Aw!

[both] Aw!

Fortunately, the Chillas aren't completely useless.

Something these little creatures do have is the ability to entertain!

["Get Ready for This" playing on speakers]

♪ Y'all ready for this? ♪

[Chillas squealing]

[electricity crackling]

[Chillas chirping]

[electricity crackles]

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

-[device beeps] -[collars buzz]

[electricity crackling]

-[music ends] -[audience cheering]

["Fiesta Alpina" playing on speakers]

I want one!

[cell phone ringing]

Man! Your mom's phone stay charged, don't it?

-[cell phone beeps] -Tess! Hey! [laughs] How are the kids?

Um, I mean, you're probably wondering how are the kids, right? [laughs]

Yeah. That's why I'm calling.

Nothing to worry about. The kids and I are just enjoying Splashtown.

[both] Hi, Mom!

My babies!

Aw! Look at those smiles.

Looks like you guys are having a good time.

Yeah.

-We are. -More than good.

Aw! My little birthday boy.

Not so little anymore.

Dad let me get on one of the big-kid rides.

And I even got this cool pin.

[Tess] Aw, sweetie, well, that's just…

Hey, is-- is that a panda behind you?

I… I didn't know they had those at Splashtown.

What?

Oh! Uh, yep. Uh, Panda! [laughs] It's a, uh… new exhibit.

Wow. I can't wait to see them the next time I take the kids.

Uh, it's more of a limited-time-only thing.

Huh.

Well, guess I'll let you guys go have fun. Let me talk to Dad for a second, okay?

[both] 'Kay, Mom.

[Tess] Okay. It sounds like things are better over there.

-[laughs] -Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know, I guess…

she's finally coming around.

All right, then. Well, uh, guess I'll see you when you're back.

Yeah. See you soon.

Hey. Wait, wait, wait. Terry, real quick. Are there two moons above you?

-Oh! Kids are calling me. Gotta go. Bye! -[cell phone beeps]

[mascot laughs]

We have to find Vax, and fast.

Does that mean we don't have time to pet this little guy?

[Chilla chitters, sniffs]

Can we keep him?

[sighs] He's not a pet, Sean.

He's endangered.

So? People have parrots.

Hey, buddy. Hmm.

"Chakalau."

He likes you. [chuckles]

He's probably got a cookie in his pocket or something.

[Terry] I hear you over there hating, Lisa. Don't be mad.

Hey, little guy. You want this, huh?

-Cute little-- [groans] -[Chakalau smacks]

Evil rat! Hey, get back here!

-[laughs] -Lisa!

-Sorry. -[Sean laughs]

-[Terry] Get back here! -[mascot] Whoa! Whoa!

[Chakalau grunts, chirps]

[tense music playing]

-[metal rattles] -[grunts]

[Chakalau chirping]

[shooters] Aw!

[music continues]

[panting]

[Chakalau panting]

[breathing heavily]

He went into that door!

[Terry] Sean, wait! [breathing heavily]

It says employees only.

Aren't you an employee?

Uh, yep. Yeah. Yeah.

[eerie music playing]

[Chakalau panting]

[tense music playing]

[music ends]

Dad? What is this place?

I'm not sure.

God, that little gerbil punches like a grown man.

But it's owned by your bosses, isn't it?

[Terry] Listen, all I know is when I catch that thing--

Hey!

-[metal scratching] -There he is!

Chakalau!

[Chakalau chirps, growls]

[blaster charging up]

Shh.

[guard] Hey!

[Chakalau groans]

[guard] Uh, caught another one trying to escape. Bringing him back right now.

Hey, where are you guys going?

How many times do I have to tell you to stop running o-- Oh!

[distressing music playing]

Oh, man.

[Chillas grunting]

[breathing heavily]

[Chilla grunting]

[grunting]

[guard] All right. Back to work.

[taps]

-[device beeps] -[groans]

-[guard] Faster! -[Chakalau growls]

[Chilla grunts]

-[device beeps] -[shrieks]

[yelps]

[Chilla grunting]

[Chakalau chitters]

[coughs, groans, wheezes]

[guard] No breaks. Move!

[taps]

[Chakalau grunts]

Dad, this is super messed up.

Well, we don't know that. Maybe that's just how they…

[guard] What did I just tell you?

-[electricity crackles] -[Chilla groans]

-[body thuds] -Okay. That's pretty bad.

[laughing]

[slow carnival music playing]

[mascot laughing]

[laughs]

Hmm. That didn't seem very "happiest place in the galaxy" to me.

[sighs] I liked this place more back when Dad get knocked out by the Chilla.

[eerie music playing]

[camera clicks]

[Lisa] Is this all just a cover for that?

That's, uh…

[sighs] It's not great. But--

Not great?

Dad, those creatures are prisoners.

Eh, I mean, we don't know for sure what the Conglomerate is doing with them.

For all we know, those could be…

tickle collars.

Dad, this is serious. Isn't there anything we can do?

Yeah. We can try to free them!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. [chuckles] Listen.

I know that what we saw down there was terrible,

and this isn't what you wanna hear,

but that's not what we came here to do.

Our mission is to catch Vax and get paid

so we can get you guys back home.

But, Dad!

Lisa. It's not our business.

[bottle sputters]

[stain sizzling]

The Chillas will be fine without us. Trust me.

Come on. Let's get you cleaned up before that stain melts through.

Wh… Why would it melt through?

You don't wanna know.

Stay here until we get back.

No wandering off on your own.

[park visitor] Hey! Where do you think you're going?

There is a line.

You gotta be kidding me. [groans]

Psh.

[sad music playing]

[foreboding music playing]

[gasps]

Dad! It's…

[sighs]

What are you up to?

[tense music playing]

[crying]

[breathing heavily]

[music continues]

[camera clicks]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[music intensifying]

What? Where is she?

[door opens]

[conspiratorial music playing]

[gasps]

[foreboding music playing]

[conspiratorial music continues]

[music intensifying]

You'll be free soon, friends.

[chitters]

-Stay strong. -[Lisa gasps]

[blaster charging up]

[foreboding music intensifying]

[public toilet flushes]

[Lisa] Dad!

Don't tell me you have to go to the bathroom.

No. I saw Vax.

Wait. Really? Where is she? We can grab her right now.

Dad. No! She's a good guy. She was giving food to the Chillas.

She was talking about freeing them.

What?

-I followed her, and-- -You followed her?

I told you she's dangerous!

Dad, I know, but just listen to me! She's not a bad guy. She--

That is not for you to decide.

Dad, please, you can't turn her in.

You don't even know what your bosses want with her,

or what they'll do to the Chillas if she doesn't save them.

[groans] Lisa, this isn't up for debate.

She's a fugitive, and I'm here to capture her.

Vax, and the Chillas, or whatever else, aren't my concern.

You two are.

How can you say that?

Mom always says you're supposed to do the right thing no matter what.

Isn't this the right thing, Dad?

I'm not gonna ask you again, Lisa. Tell me where you saw her.

She was near the Octoclops.

Are you coming?

No. Since you don't care that you play on the bad guys' team,

I'm going back to the ship.

You know what? [sighs]

Fine. Go back to the ship.

[KRS] Hey, Lisa. Got my Chilla dogs?

Lisa, honey, what are you doing?

[imposing music playing]

Your father's not gonna like this.

I don't care.

[eerie music playing]

Where'd you go?

[screams, grunts]

Why are you following me?

[breathing heavily] I want to help.

[techno music playing]