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There were certain
status symbols in Texas
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that indicated you were a success,
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a rodeo champion belt buckle or,
as I call it, the redneck nobel prize,
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custom-built ostrich skin boots.
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One less giant running bird in the world
is fine by this cowpoke.
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And, possibly, the ultimate
status symbol, the pink Cadillac...
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Driven by an elite
Mary Kay superseller.
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Mr. Lundy?
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Mary Cooper, what a delightful surprise.
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I can't help but notice
what you're driving.
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This old thing?
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I was actually going to trade it in.
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Are you selling Mary Kay?
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With my theater background,
I just had a knack for cosmetology.
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- You must sell a lot.
- Guilty.
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But these days, I manage
my own hand-picked team.
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Well, I'm happy for you.
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Oh, aren't you a dear.
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Hey, um, do you ever do sales?
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-Me? No -really?
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An attractive young woman like yourself.
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Oh, I don't know about that.
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Well, here. Here's my card,
in case you ever wanna talk.
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Maybe one day,
you'll be driving one of these,
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instead of one of those.
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So, spring break
is just around the corner.
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I'm counting the days.
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Me, too. Have you reserved the lab yet?
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- Why would I do that?
- Without the distraction of classes,
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you and I can really buckle down
and get some work done.
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I won't be here, Sheldon.
It's my break, too.
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Where are you going?
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I'm not telling you
where I'm going, Sheldon.
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Why not?
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Because I'll be happy,
and I want to stay that way.
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You're in college.
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You should be taking
spring break as well.
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And do what?
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Traditionally, you would congregate
with your peers and make bad decisions.
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But I'm a kid.
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Then perhaps a game
ofduck, duck, goose.
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- Sarcasm?
- No.
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Geez. You really do need a break.
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While researching how to spend
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my first collegiate spring break,
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my sister led me
to a documentary on the subject.
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Are they screaming for help?
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No, they're having fun.
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Are we watching the same show?
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They were stuck in school all year,
and now they're going wild.
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Clearly. I don't see a single lifeguard.
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You don't have to go to the beach.
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Just do something besides school.
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There is science
that suggests taking breaks
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refreshes the mind
and boosts brain function.
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Good, because the minute I'm old enough,
it's gonna be me out there.
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You better learn to swim
because no one there is gonna help you.
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Guess who I ran into
at the grocery store? Mr. Lundy.
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Ugh. The weird theater guy?
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He's not weird.
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He's also a teacher, realtor,
choreographer, ooh, and local celebrity.
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He's actually not doing that stuff now.
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He is selling makeup.
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He's even got one of those
pink Cadillacs.
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Driving a pink car in Texas.
Bold choice.
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You got to sell a lot
to earn one of those. He must be good.
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It sure seemed like it.
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He's managing a whole team
of salespeople.
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- Nice.
- He gave me his card.
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I was thinking about calling him.
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Don't you have enough makeup?
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I don't.
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I'm not buying it.
I'm thinking about selling it.
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- You?
- Yes, me.
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Wouldn't hurt to have extra money.
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But you already have two jobs.
Church and mom.
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Well, that second one doesn't pay much.
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I do your taxes.
The first one doesn't either.
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Even more reason to call him.
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Mm, sales is a tough racket, mare.
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Yeah, it ain't as easy
as I make it look.
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Well, I think I'd be good at it.
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You sure? Sometimes you got to do
a little fibbing.
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I would do it without that.
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And you got to have people skills.
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- I have people skills.
- Do you?
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I'd like to throw my dinner roll
at your head right now,
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but you don't see me doing it.
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I believe in you, mom.
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Thank you, honey,
but you're not getting free makeup.
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Dang it.
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My sister suggested I go wild,
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so I decided to heed her advice
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and do the craziest thing
I could think of.
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Take a walk outside.
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I couldn't believe my eyes.
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A whole convention
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dedicated to comic books,
science fiction and fantasy.
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Pretty cool, huh?
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Oh, hello, Nathan.
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- You going?
- I'd like to. Are you?
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Yeah. I quit my job for the time off.
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Wow.
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Well, my job search.
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Mm.
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It hasn't been announced yet,
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but I hear there's a guest appearance
by David gerrold.
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He wrote the Star Trek episode
"trouble with tribbles."
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Uh, no doy.
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I just found my spring break.
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I'm not really looking for a job.
I don't know why I lied.
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Thank you so much for finding the time.
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Oh, please. Always happy to welcome
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a new sales associate
to the family.
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Well, um, I don't normally
wear much makeup,
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so I'm a little out of my depth.
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Which brings us to lesson number one.
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In sales, confidence is key.
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- Oh.
- Are you confident?
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- No.
- I knew the answer to that.
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But that's going
to be our little secret,
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because just like this full-coverage
concealer for all skin types,
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we're going to cover that right on up.
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I'm all for that.
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Now, before we go further,
I am going to have to ask
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for a check for your sample kit
and your startup accessories.
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Oh. I was under the impression
that I would take orders
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and the customers would pay for it later
like, um, girl scout cookies.
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I'm sorry.
Do you see thin mints in this case?
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- No.
- This is a serious business.
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If you are not serious,
maybe you are not ready to join my team.
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Oh, I am serious. It's just that
my husband isn't totally on board
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and he'll be upset
if I spend a bunch of money.
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Oh, well, that's fair.
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If you have to ask his permission,
I can come back.
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It's refreshing, really.
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It reminds me of a simpler time
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when men made the decisions
and women made the beds.
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I'm gonna get my checkbook.
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Now there is a "take charge"
makeup salesperson.
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I am the organ grinder,
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and the world is my monkey.
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All righty, then. Show me what you got.
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What do you mean?
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Your sales technique. Let's go. Come on.
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I'm an eskimo. Sell me some ice.
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Really? Right now?
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If you can't sell to me
and I'm already team Mary,
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how are you gonna sell to a stranger?
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Okay. Um...
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- Hi...
- Let me stop you right there.
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- What did I do wrong?
- It's your face.
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What's wrong with my face?
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It's your number one sales tool.
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You should be advertising the product
and you're not wearing any.
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Yes, I am.
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Where?
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I think the best makeup
is the kind that no one notices.
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Right now, you're what no one notices.
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This is your billboard,
and I'm driving right on by.
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I suppose I could put on a little more.
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Attagirl. They've already
seen the before.
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Let's show them the after.
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Here, try this.
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- That's awfully red.
- Exactly.
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And when you see red,
what comes to your mind?
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Satan.
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Glamour, sex appeal,
a little va-va-voom.
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I don't know.
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Look, you are not just selling makeup,
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you are selling power,
you are selling confidence.
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And that starts right here.
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Now, are you a powerful,
confident woman?
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Yes.
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Slather this on. Let's try again.
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Mm-hmm.
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Somebody call highway patrol.
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- This billboard is causing accidents.
- Really?
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You had the va, then you got another va,
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and now you got the voom.
Sell me some makeup.
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- Hello, there.
- Now I'm listening.
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Mom, I know what
I wanna do for spring break.
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- What happened to your face?
- I told you people take notice.
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This is for my new job.
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Is your new job fighting Batman?
Because you look like the joker.
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What do you want?
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Can I take
a four-and-a-half-hour bus ride
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to texarkana
for a comic book convention?
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By yourself? Absolutely not.
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- Can you come with me?
- No.
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Son, your mother has makeup to sell.
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If I get an adult to go with me, can I?
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I don't know, maybe.
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Ha-ha. No.
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But people wear makeup
to comic book conventions.
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- You could sell it there.
- Oh, I see.
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- No.
- But...
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Read my moisturized lips.
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Would you like to go with me
to a comic book convention?
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Will there be girls there?
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And if you order right now, I'll throw
in some extra concealer for half off.
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I mean, this is just allergies.
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- Does it look like I've been crying?
- No! Oh...
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And the best news is it's only
a four-and-a-half-hour bus ride away.
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So, you want me
to ride on a bus for hours
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with a bunch of kids
to a comic book convention?
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It's mostly adults.
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Many are in costumes.
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Oh, you look fantastic.
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- Ready to buy?
- No.
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But I'm ready to hit the dog track.
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And since we're both on spring break,
I thought you might like to go with me.
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Sheldon, I am the president
of the university.
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You're right.
I should have asked you first.
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- So, is that a yes?
- No.
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Sorry. No.
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And what do you want?
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For you to go on a bus with me
to a comic book convention at texarkana.
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God, no.
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I don't know...
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Trust me.
The men are gonna be lining up.
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Well, they haven't been so far.
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And I've been basically giving it away.
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That's your business, really, but...
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Hey, I am not just selling makeup.
I am selling confidence.
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- You are?
- I sure am.
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Now, are you a strong
and confident woman?
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Not remotely.
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Well, do you wanna be?
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- I guess.
- Here.
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Why don't you put this on
and we will try again.
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Oh!
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Now, are you a strong, confident woman?
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- Sure.
- Come on, say it like you mean it.
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Are you strong and confident?
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- Yes.
- One more time.
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Yes.
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So, can I put you down
for a starter kit?
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- Fine.
- Well, all right. Ooh!
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You never forget your first sale.
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I know. I am still tingling.
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I love that feeling.
I don't even drink coffee anymore.
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I just go on tingle power.
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And she didn't just get the starter kit.
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She got the mud mask,
she got the exfoliator.
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I had a feeling about you, Mary.
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It's just a matter of time
before you're behind the wheel
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of your own pink Cadillac,
and take it from me...
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You will be stared at. I am.
250
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Mm.
251
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So, where do I go from here?
252
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I've kind of talked to everybody I know.
253
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Hmm, well, new faces are the lifeblood
of our business.
254
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How do I find new faces?
255
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Don't you run a Bible study?
256
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Uh, I don't know that I'd be comfortable
257
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trying to make sales
in a religious setting.
258
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Mary, if god didn't want people
to wear makeup,
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he'd have made them less ugly.
260
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Well, that's one way to look at it.
Mm-hmm.
261
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And you have a daughter, right?
262
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Well, she's not even a teenager yet.
263
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This is when it starts.
264
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Would you rather her borrowing makeup
from friends, passing it back and forth?
265
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- She has stolen it from my bag.
- See?
266
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Forget about pink caddy,
now we're talking pink eye,
267
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which, if she does catch it,
268
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a little waterproof eyeliner,
you'd never know.
269
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Attention,
science fiction and comic book fans,
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this Friday, Saturday and Sunday,
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in ballroom b
of the texarkana holiday inn,
272
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it's texarkana-con.
273
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- That's right, texarkana...
- Khan!
274
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Celebrity appearances,
275
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panel discussions, autograph alley,
only at texarkana...
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Khan!
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Raffles, prizes, costume parade,
278
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Friday through Sunday at texarkana...
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Khan!
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[Announced
William shatner not appearing.
281
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William shatner may not be appearing,
but Sheldon Cooper is.
282
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,955
I was normally a rule follower,
283
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but one of the rules of spring break
is to cut loose and break rules.
284
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I'm heading out.
285
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Where you going?
286
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To see my comic book friends.
287
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I'm leaving in a few. You want a ride?
288
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No, I'm taking my bike.
289
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All the way to the bus station.
290
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Something funny?
291
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Not funny, just normal.
292
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Smooth.
293
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Bye.
294
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So smooth.
295
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Hey, you made it.
296
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It would have been illogical not to.
297
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Well, you're going to have a blast.
298
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I know this is UN-Spock-like,
but I can't stop smiling.
299
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Here you are, dear sir.
300
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Let's get this pusillanimous bucket
of nuts and bolts on the road.
301
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We have a comic-con to get to.
302
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,019
Mr. Givens?
303
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Oh, the pain.
304
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,529
So, today I thought maybe
we'd mix things up a little bit
305
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and do some reading from Esther.
306
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I don't think I've ever read Esther.
307
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,746
Oh, you are in for a treat,
there is some good stuff in here.
308
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Let us open our bibles
309
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to, uh, chapter two, verse 12.
310
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"Before a young woman's turn came
to go into king xerxes,
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she had to complete 12 months
of beauty treatments
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prescribed for the women,
313
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six months with oil of myrrh
and six with perfumes and cosmetics."
314
00:14:53,351 --> 00:14:56,771
Did anyone else realize that cosmetics
were right here in the Bible?
315
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I just find that fascinating.
316
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:02,402
Uh, well, but this next verse
talks about her being a concubine.
317
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:06,072
Hey, hey, don't skip ahead,
we're still talking cosmetics.
318
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Did you know that Esther used her beauty
319
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to stop a genocide?
320
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Really?
321
00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:17,500
Sometimes I think we forget
how powerful beauty can be.
322
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:22,338
But I know I sure feel powerful
when I'm wearing this new line
323
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,257
of Mary Kay cosmetics.
324
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Take a gander, ladies.
325
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,697
So how do you know Dr. Smith over there?
326
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:34,308
That's not Dr. Smith, that's Mr. Givens.
He was my high school science teacher.
327
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:38,813
Oh. Well, he's dressed as Dr. Smith
from lost in space.
328
00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:40,231
Oh. I've never seen it.
329
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,776
Yeah, well, you're not missing much.
It was a lame kid's show.
330
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,405
I'm sorry, "lame kid's show"?
331
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,283
For your information, Star Trek
wouldn't exist without lost in space.
332
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Ooh.
333
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,954
Yeah, well, at least Star Trek
334
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didn't have to steal its robot
from forbidden planet.
335
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,337
I take it from their reaction
that was a good dig?
336
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,339
- Solid.
- Nice job.
337
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:06,924
Well, if Star Trek is so great,
338
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,178
how come lost in space
kicked its butt in the ratings?
339
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:15,475
Well, if lost in space is so great,
340
00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:17,768
how come no one's ever remade it?
341
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:21,772
That's true. They're still making
Star Trek movies and a new series.
342
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:24,108
Yeah, which is even better
than the original.
343
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,487
I'm sorry, what did you say?
344
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:28,905
You heard me.
345
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:31,574
Star Trek: Next gen is
better than the original series.
346
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:37,580
Lost in space brought me hours
of happiness as a child, you jerks.
347
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,042
Esther would be so proud.
348
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:44,045
This is a face that would stop
the spilling of blood.
349
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,796
- You think?
- I do.
350
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:49,091
Now, if you order
the starter package today,
351
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,220
- I will throw in the spring palette.
- Sold.
352
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:55,806
Oh, praise the lord. Now, who's next?
353
00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:58,976
Okay, I enjoy Mr. Data
but he's clearlyjust a Spock rip-off.
354
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,523
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Data
wants to be more human,
355
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,192
Spock wants to be less human.
How is that the same?
356
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,443
Yeah!
357
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,404
Well, I think we can all agree that
William shatner is the better actor.
358
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:11,864
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
359
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,408
Patrick Stewart is classically trained.
360
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,410
He's a member
of the royal Shakespeare company.
361
00:17:16,494 --> 00:17:17,411
He's too subtle.
362
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:20,498
When William shatner plays an emotion,
my shoe could tell what it is.
363
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,543
Well, if you like big acting,
364
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,587
Have I got a show for you, dear boy.
365
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,220
And kirk is a terrible captain,
he always puts the ship in danger.
366
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:35,555
Picard would never do that.
367
00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:39,600
Oh, I'm sorry, I guess picard never got
assimilated by the borg.
368
00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,060
Yeah.
369
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,580
Our verbal fisticuffs
may have seemed unfriendly,
370
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:47,567
but the truth is we were engaged
in a glorious tribal dance,
371
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,318
like the revelers at Daytona beach.
372
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,655
I will admit,
Wesley crusher is the worst.
373
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:55,700
Now you're knocking wil wheaton.
He's the best part of the show.
374
00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:57,159
He's an annoying know-it-all.
375
00:17:57,243 --> 00:17:59,287
Yeah.
That's what makes him lovable.
376
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,081
It was the best spring break I ever had
377
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,125
until my parents realized I was missing
378
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:07,336
and I experienced something worse
than the wrath of Khan,
379
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,671
the wrath of dad.
380
00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,463
Khan!
381
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:28,316
What the heck?
382
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:30,818
You think you can just
wash me away?
383
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:34,655
Yes. I used the gentle cleansing cream
formula one with special emollients.
384
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:38,367
Exploiting your Bible study group,
that was just the beginning.
385
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:40,953
I wouldn't say I exploited them.
386
00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:43,581
Good. Don't. It'll be our little secret.
387
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,250
Now, where are we with missy?
388
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:47,793
You leave missy alone.
389
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,879
Mom, help! I can't get out!
390
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:50,963
Missy!
391
00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,716
Why are you sleeping?
392
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,302
You should be selling!
393
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,349
My mother never sold makeup again.
394
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:05,645
And as Mr. Lundy predicted,
missy got her makeup from her friends.
395
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,229
My eye feels oozy.
396
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:08,981
What's the matter, baby? Oh.
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